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No, no, fucker, no!
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Fuck no!
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I am not telling you
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what happened last season
on "Shameless"!
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Yeah!
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Yeahno!
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Not without me, Frank,
you motherfucker!
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Put me down. Put me down.
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No more!
Ah!
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Ooh.
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How long
did the doctor say
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you were gonna be
like this?
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Three to six months.
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I think I might
be gay.
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Where is this coming from?
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Is this because
you're a welder now?
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No,
I've just been feeling ways
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that I've never
felt before.
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Is Liam back
from church yet?
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- Yeah.
- Where is he?
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- In his room.
- His room?
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Yeah, I've noticed
that you're black.
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Your point?
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That you have never
made any attempt
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to surround me with my own
cultural and racial heritage.
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- What's this?
- My list of demands.
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Once agreed upon,
I'll consider coming home.
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I didn't make it past
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the first round
of cuts for West Point.
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You're going
back to school.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are, Carl.
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I'm a loser, Debbie.
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So are you done
being a pussy
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and ready to get back
to being the man that I love?
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Oh, shit.
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You guys invited Jabby?
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I was hoping
you'd be here.
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I've having a lot
of really great sex recently.
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Let's go bang one out,
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get my average back in
the shitter where it belongs.
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Yeah, you know,
I could use
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some fresh puke on my shoes,
so that'd be good.
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I'm pregnant.
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You sure it's mine?
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Yeah, I'm sure
it's yours.
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If you decide
to have this baby,
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I wanna make damn sure
it has a father.
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Anybody order
a hot piece of ass?
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Feast your eyes, boys.
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You can look,
but you can't touch.
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Is that Jesus?
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And I'm thinking maybe
it's time for me to go.
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You should go.
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What?
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You should get
the fuck out.
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You deserve it.
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You should go
as far away as you can.
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A check for $50,000.
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"Love you."
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Yeah, she does.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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I'm so wet.
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I'm so very,
very wet.
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Um...
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- One sec. One sec.
- What?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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It slipped out again.
I slipped.
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Okay, hang on.
Let me get on top.
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All right.
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Careful, careful.
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Yeah.
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Whew, okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, no, whoa, whoa,
I just felt the baby kick.
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Oh, focus.
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Baby likes it.
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Yeah.
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Really?
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Yeah, yeah, oh!
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Is it really that hard to put
your clothes down the chute?
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Come on!
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Baby wants you
to smack that ass.
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No, Liam, I have to pee!
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- Oh, yes, yes!
- Oh.
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Sorry, Sister Debbie.
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Five after seven
is my bathroom time,
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per the deal with me
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for me to come live
in this cracker barrel.
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I'm not your maid, people!
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Ooh.
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Ugh.
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Get your head
out of the sink, Frank.
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Where's your pants?
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Has anyone
seen my gas mask?
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And my work boots?
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Anything left
in the upstairs hallway
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can now be found
in the backyard!
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What? Why?
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'Cause the hallway
is a public space,
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and all public spaces need
to be kept clear of clutter
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to allow for safe egress
in the event of fire.
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All right.
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Can you get out
of the kitchen, Frank?
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Hey, shoo.
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No pants, Frank.
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Hey, good morning, Debbie.
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Mwah.
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Hi.
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Who are you
supposed to be today?
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Frederick Douglass.
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Liam, sausage and eggs.
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Grab a plate.
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I don't eat
the white man's swine.
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- Huh?
- Pork.
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I like swine.
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Hey!
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Ouch.
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Only kids under 12
eat for free.
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Everybody else pays.
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Farhad's letting me
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borrow his car
on Saturday to go visit Ian.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, if any of you
guys want to tag along,
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Franny and I are gonna leave
at 8 a.m. sharp.
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Yeah, we're in.
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Me too.
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Cool. Frank?
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What?
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Down to visit Ian?
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No one ran a load?
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Okay, listen up,
people.
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For the last time,
I'm not Fiona.
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I've got my own kid
to raise.
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If you wanna do your laundry,
do it yourself.
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It's right there.
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You don't want breakfast, Liam?
Fine.
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I gotta get to work.
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All right, you good?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Bye.
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I love you so much.
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I miss you already.
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All right.
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- I'll see you.
- Yeah.
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Bye, family.
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Bye.
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She have a serious head injury
or something recently?
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Ah, it's just the baby
hormones making her nice.
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- School?
- Yep.
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All right,
let's go.
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Bye, Debs.
See ya, Franny.
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Bye.
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Gallagher, get your ass up!
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How long have I been in here?
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Clean yourself up.
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You're graduating
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so we can kick you
the hell out.
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- Attention!
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Forward!
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One, two!
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Left, left, right, left.
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Left, left, left, right, left.
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Your dashiki came!
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Yeah, yesterday.
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Very handsome.
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Frederick Douglass
breakfast?
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Slave or freedom breakfast?
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Slave breakfast from my new
"Slave Quarters Cookbook,"
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grits and okra.
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Slaves ate okra?
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That's what the book says
okra, weeds, roots,
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whatever we could grow or dig
up behind slave quarters.
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Master only gave us a cup
of cornmeal a day to live on.
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Want some
blackstrap molasses?
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Sure.
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What do you think
of Chukwuemeka?
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I wanna ditch
my slave name.
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It means "God has done
something great" in Igbo.
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I like it.
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God definitely did something
great day you were born.
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Mornin'.
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Mornin'.
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Good morning, girls.
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- Hi.
- Hi, Daddy.
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Don King, right?
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No, Frederick Douglass.
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Who?
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Author,
orator, escaped slave.
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Oh, you two studying him
in your "being black" class?
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Yep, we are
up to the Civil War.
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Reconstruction
is next.
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Have to cover
the Emancipation Proclamation
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and the defeat
of the slave-owning traitor
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Robert E. Lee at the hands
of black soldiers
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who fought and died to save
America for the white man.
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I always thought
Robert E. Lee
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was some sort
of great general.
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Racist shithead.
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But don't he have statues?
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Statues all gotta come down.
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What the hell is that?
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Chitlins.
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- Chitlins?
- Pig intestines.
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Really?
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We gotta eat
what our ancestors ate
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if we're gonna understand
what they sacrificed for us.
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All right, baby, I'm going to
the park to shoot some hoops.
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I'll see you later
at the Alibi.
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Bye, girls.
See you later, Fred.
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Why can't I get
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a couple of hundred bucks
of my Fiona money now?
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Fiona didn't
leave you any money, Frank.
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She left money
for the family,
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and she left it under
my control
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because she knows
I'm the only Gallagher
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that wouldn't waste it
on frivolous, stupid things.
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I've divided Fiona's $50,000
into three categories:
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30,000 for essentials,
20,000 for savings.
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Savings?
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What the hell for?
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We need a rainy day
fund, Frank.
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Anytime you're around,
it's pouring.
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After I take care
of all of the essentials,
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whatever's left goes into
the discretionary fund
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with money divided equally
for each of us,
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you included, unfortunately.
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Doctors?
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Yep, and dentists.
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What's wrong
with the ER?
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It's free.
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The ER is not free,
Frank.
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You just don't
pay your bills.
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Garbage disposal,
home repairs.
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Taxes?
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What's this 600 bucks
you've already taken
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out of my nonexistent
discretionary money?
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600 bucks, new couch.
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There's nothing wrong
with our couch.
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You spent the last six months
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dribbling your broken leg
juices and piss all over it.
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It's perfectly fine.
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It's just
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the cushions need plumping,
that's all.
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Yeah, we're getting
a new couch,
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and it's coming out
of your share.
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Oh, no, it is not.
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Yeah, it is.
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All right, I gotta
go to work now,
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you know, that thing
people do to make money
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to support their children.
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You might want
to wash those clothes.
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You smell like
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a sushi restaurant dumpster
on a hot day.
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Right here, here.
Here, here.
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Oh!
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Don't give it to him.
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I'm open.
Pass me the ball.
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Here, here,
here, here, here.
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I got it.
I got it.
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- Awesome, Pete.
- Thanks, man.
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Give me the ball, man.
Give me the ball.
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Give me the ball!
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Come on, man.
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Give me
the damn ball, man.
269
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,762
Give me the rock.
I'm open.
270
00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:43,553
Yo, yo, yo, yo, look up!
Look up!
271
00:14:43,553 --> 00:14:44,720
Pass it!
272
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,553
Right here,
here, here, here.
273
00:15:01,428 --> 00:15:03,011
Oh, man.
274
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,929
Morning, Gloria.
275
00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:12,887
Anything governmental
check-like in there?
276
00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:14,804
Government hasn't figured out
you're scamming
277
00:15:14,804 --> 00:15:17,679
our hard-earned
taxpayer dollars yet, Frank?
278
00:15:17,679 --> 00:15:20,345
I am a loyal citizen
of this great republic,
279
00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:23,762
currently unemployed
due to endemic ageism
280
00:15:23,762 --> 00:15:25,261
and disruptive technologies
281
00:15:25,261 --> 00:15:29,428
reordering everything
in our new gig economy.
282
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,011
Fiona, Fiona.
283
00:15:32,011 --> 00:15:34,720
Fiona, Fiona, Fiona.
Fiona.
284
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,428
You should thank me
for continuing to pay
285
00:15:37,428 --> 00:15:40,345
your inflated
civil service wages
286
00:15:40,345 --> 00:15:44,345
while the Silicon Valley
eggheads program the drones
287
00:15:44,345 --> 00:15:47,637
that will make your
antiquated job obsolete.
288
00:16:15,512 --> 00:16:17,011
Here we go.
289
00:16:29,261 --> 00:16:31,512
Don't look at me
like that.
290
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,512
I've got a system.
291
00:16:33,512 --> 00:16:35,303
It's all going back.
292
00:16:35,303 --> 00:16:36,512
Nordstrom's is blue,
293
00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:38,178
Marshalls is pink,
294
00:16:38,178 --> 00:16:40,011
Bloomie's is purple,
295
00:16:40,011 --> 00:16:41,845
Chanel is orange,
Gucci's black,
296
00:16:41,845 --> 00:16:44,595
and Prada is yellow.
297
00:16:44,595 --> 00:16:46,804
I deserve
to feel special.
298
00:16:46,804 --> 00:16:50,178
What should I wear
under my Carhartts today,
299
00:16:50,178 --> 00:16:54,303
La Perla or Victoria's Secret?
300
00:16:54,303 --> 00:16:56,762
Victoria's Secret.
301
00:16:56,762 --> 00:16:58,637
Victoria's Secret it is.
302
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,387
Who you supposed
to be today?
303
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:20,470
Frederick Douglass.
304
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,095
In a dashiki?
305
00:17:22,095 --> 00:17:23,804
Douglass was from
Senegambia.
306
00:17:23,804 --> 00:17:25,220
Dude, it's not
a real place.
307
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:26,387
You gotta chill out
with that shit.
308
00:17:26,387 --> 00:17:28,053
You look like
"Coming to America."
309
00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:30,720
Most people aren't
as ignorant as you.
310
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,553
They'll appreciate this.
311
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,136
We going or not?
312
00:17:37,428 --> 00:17:38,970
Okay.
313
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,762
I'm not walking next to you
dressed like that.
314
00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:50,095
She wants
to have sex all the time.
315
00:17:50,095 --> 00:17:51,470
All right,
three times last night
316
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:52,845
and again this morning.
317
00:17:52,845 --> 00:17:55,428
No hemorrhoids or problems
with the mucus plug?
318
00:17:55,428 --> 00:17:57,136
What's a mucus plug?
319
00:17:57,136 --> 00:17:58,845
You'd know if you'd had
a problem with it.
320
00:17:58,845 --> 00:17:59,762
You know, I never thought
I'd be complaining
321
00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:01,762
about having
this much sex.
322
00:18:01,762 --> 00:18:03,011
Enjoy it while you can.
323
00:18:03,011 --> 00:18:04,595
Cami didn't want me
to touch her for months
324
00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:05,804
after Miles was born.
325
00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:07,011
Oh, that's the thing,
326
00:18:07,011 --> 00:18:08,053
she's so fucking nice
to me all the time.
327
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,970
You know, it's all
honey, sweetie.
328
00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:12,136
She called me boo
this morning.
329
00:18:12,136 --> 00:18:13,804
I mean, it's "alien
abduction movie" creepy.
330
00:18:13,804 --> 00:18:14,929
I don't like it.
331
00:18:14,929 --> 00:18:16,095
It won't last.
332
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,804
Once the baby's born,
with the sleep deprivation,
333
00:18:18,804 --> 00:18:22,637
the postpartum craziness,
and Tami being kind of a bitch,
334
00:18:22,637 --> 00:18:24,929
it's gonna be a rough ride,
my friend.
335
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:25,845
Is that valves?
336
00:18:25,845 --> 00:18:27,804
Hmm, and rings.
337
00:18:29,053 --> 00:18:31,136
Cami's making a list
of stuff she thinks
338
00:18:31,136 --> 00:18:32,804
you still need to buy
before your baby gets here.
339
00:18:32,804 --> 00:18:34,136
Oh, come on, man.
Really?
340
00:18:34,136 --> 00:18:36,887
Whawhat about all the shit
we got at the baby shower?
341
00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:38,095
The expensive stuff
nobody around here
342
00:18:38,095 --> 00:18:40,887
can afford to give
at a shower.
343
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,679
It's a fancy breast pump,
344
00:18:43,679 --> 00:18:45,470
baby video monitor
that connects to your phone,
345
00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:49,178
some Scandinavian
car seat-stroller combo thing.
346
00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:51,011
I grew up
around a ton of kids.
347
00:18:51,011 --> 00:18:52,887
I never had
any of that shit.
348
00:18:52,887 --> 00:18:55,303
You know, Frank wouldn't even
buy us diapers half the time.
349
00:18:55,303 --> 00:18:57,303
He'd tape garbage bags
around us,
350
00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,136
hose us off in the backyard
before bedtime.
351
00:19:00,136 --> 00:19:02,637
Really?
352
00:19:02,637 --> 00:19:04,345
No, but close.
353
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,345
It's on a different floor.
354
00:19:08,345 --> 00:19:10,345
One moment, please.
I'll transfer you.
355
00:19:18,887 --> 00:19:20,095
How you feeling, Frank?
356
00:19:20,095 --> 00:19:22,011
Still in
a lot of pain, Doc.
357
00:19:22,011 --> 00:19:24,512
Really,
after all this time?
358
00:19:24,512 --> 00:19:25,637
I can barely sleep.
359
00:19:25,637 --> 00:19:27,637
The pain
is excruciating.
360
00:19:27,637 --> 00:19:31,261
Oxycontin is the only thing
making life bearable.
361
00:19:31,261 --> 00:19:34,136
Hmm, well,
let's take a look.
362
00:19:35,762 --> 00:19:37,845
Doc, please, careful.
363
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,220
I haven't touched you yet,
Frank.
364
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:45,261
I think
that kid surgeon, uh,
365
00:19:45,261 --> 00:19:47,470
musta severed
some nerves or something.
366
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:49,053
How long's it been now,
six months?
367
00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:53,053
Five.
Five months of agony.
368
00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:55,387
Well, congratulations.
369
00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:56,720
You're healed.
370
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,845
You might experience
some minor discomfort,
371
00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:02,220
but you can take care of that
with some Advil.
372
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,053
Advil?
373
00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:06,303
Yeah, or anything
over the counter will do.
374
00:20:06,303 --> 00:20:08,220
You're cutting me off?
375
00:20:11,053 --> 00:20:13,887
Gotta err on
the side of caution.
376
00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:16,261
Oxycontin
is highly addictive.
377
00:20:16,261 --> 00:20:18,679
We wouldn't want you
to become drug dependent.
378
00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:22,261
Shouldn't you be
titrating me down slowly
379
00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:24,970
like a half a dose
for a year or two,
380
00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:26,553
- Maybe, um
- Nope.
381
00:20:27,929 --> 00:20:30,261
- Vicodin.
- No.
382
00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:33,095
- Codeine.
- Not a chance.
383
00:20:34,303 --> 00:20:35,428
So that's it.
384
00:20:35,428 --> 00:20:37,261
You're just gonna let me
suffer in silence.
385
00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:39,929
Oh, I don't think you're
gonna be silent, Frank.
386
00:20:39,929 --> 00:20:41,220
You know,
you may want to try
387
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:44,178
to slip out the back
on your way out.
388
00:20:44,178 --> 00:20:47,095
The billing department put out
a most-wanted deadbeats poster,
389
00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:49,428
and your picture
is on it.
390
00:20:49,428 --> 00:20:50,679
When the doctors
in this dump
391
00:20:50,679 --> 00:20:52,637
start caring about
their patients in pain,
392
00:20:52,637 --> 00:20:55,095
maybe some of us'll start
paying our bills!
393
00:20:56,679 --> 00:20:58,762
Well, shit.
394
00:21:07,303 --> 00:21:10,303
Hey, yo,
African booty scratcher!
395
00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:12,845
Yo, dashiki boy!
396
00:21:12,845 --> 00:21:14,887
Yeah, you.
397
00:21:16,303 --> 00:21:18,637
I'm talking to you,
Mufasa.
398
00:21:18,637 --> 00:21:20,470
- Yo, kid!
399
00:21:25,804 --> 00:21:27,679
I'm that guy now,
400
00:21:27,679 --> 00:21:29,679
that pathetic old guy
that no one guards
401
00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,637
because he can't
make a basket.
402
00:21:31,637 --> 00:21:33,261
You're not old-old,
honey,
403
00:21:33,261 --> 00:21:35,303
but every athlete
slows down a bit.
404
00:21:35,303 --> 00:21:38,345
Maybe you just need
to change up your game.
405
00:21:38,345 --> 00:21:39,470
Has Brady slowed down?
406
00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:42,011
No, he just won
the Super Bowl last year.
407
00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:43,970
Tiger Woods?
No.
408
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,178
He won the Masters.
409
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,095
Those guys
are freaks of nature
410
00:21:47,095 --> 00:21:50,470
pampered and coddled by an army
of trainers and nutritionists.
411
00:21:50,470 --> 00:21:52,428
Not to mention the
performance-enhancing drugs.
412
00:21:52,428 --> 00:21:54,762
Brady doesn't use
performance-enhancing drugs.
413
00:21:54,762 --> 00:21:56,595
Uh-huh,
sure he doesn't.
414
00:21:56,595 --> 00:21:57,970
Look, you can't
compare yourself
415
00:21:57,970 --> 00:21:59,679
to professional athletes,
Kev.
416
00:21:59,679 --> 00:22:02,220
Hell, I ran a 5.2
40 in high school,
417
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,011
and now I can barely
finish a 5K.
418
00:22:04,011 --> 00:22:05,178
Or touch your toes.
419
00:22:05,178 --> 00:22:06,845
You ran a 5K?
420
00:22:06,845 --> 00:22:08,178
Well, I didn't say
I ran it.
421
00:22:08,178 --> 00:22:09,679
There was some
walking involved.
422
00:22:09,679 --> 00:22:10,553
And an Uber.
423
00:22:10,553 --> 00:22:12,011
It's testosterone.
424
00:22:12,011 --> 00:22:14,178
Men lose one percent every year
after the age of 30.
425
00:22:14,178 --> 00:22:15,762
Really, one percent?
426
00:22:15,762 --> 00:22:18,261
You never had any to begin
with, so don't worry about it.
427
00:22:18,261 --> 00:22:20,679
It's not me.
It's my shitty shoes.
428
00:22:20,679 --> 00:22:21,929
Your shoes?
429
00:22:21,929 --> 00:22:23,178
Yeah, all the players
are wearing
430
00:22:23,178 --> 00:22:25,345
Kobes and Jordans
and LeBrons.
431
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,804
This is what I need
right here.
432
00:22:29,887 --> 00:22:31,553
$350?
433
00:22:31,553 --> 00:22:34,220
Impact cushioning
and instant responsiveness
434
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,220
plus easy entry.
435
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,845
That a shoe
or a fat hooker?
436
00:22:36,845 --> 00:22:38,637
Absolutely not.
437
00:22:38,637 --> 00:22:40,720
But, V, my old shoes are
fucking up my shooting rhythm.
438
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,512
It's not the shoes, honey.
You're just getting old.
439
00:22:43,512 --> 00:22:45,095
You just said
I wasn't getting old.
440
00:22:45,095 --> 00:22:47,512
For $350,
you old as shit,
441
00:22:47,512 --> 00:22:50,011
Bernie Sanders old,
Harry Belafonte old.
442
00:22:50,011 --> 00:22:51,178
Well,
I'm still buying 'em.
443
00:22:51,178 --> 00:22:52,095
Not with our money,
you're not.
444
00:22:52,095 --> 00:22:53,428
It's my money too.
445
00:22:53,428 --> 00:22:54,595
We're on a budget, Kev.
446
00:22:54,595 --> 00:22:56,053
What do you suggest
we skip this month,
447
00:22:56,053 --> 00:22:57,053
food or electricity?
448
00:22:57,053 --> 00:22:58,512
All right, fine.
449
00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:00,053
You don't want to help me
reclaim my manhood,
450
00:23:00,053 --> 00:23:00,970
that's just fine.
451
00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:02,095
Then I'm gonna earn
my own money,
452
00:23:02,095 --> 00:23:03,387
and I'm gonna
buy these shoes.
453
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:10,929
- Stonewall Jackson Keogh.
454
00:23:20,011 --> 00:23:22,303
George S. Patton Lopez.
455
00:23:33,762 --> 00:23:37,762
Carl Francis
Hashish Gallagher.
456
00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:40,595
Yo, Gallagher!
457
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,303
You're a disgrace,
Gallagher,
458
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:51,720
a dark,
putrid shit stain
459
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,637
on the reputation
of this institution.
460
00:23:53,637 --> 00:23:56,470
I never, ever want
to see your face again,
461
00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:58,970
not on my campus,
not in my town,
462
00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:01,178
my state, and not ever
in my army.
463
00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:02,553
We clear, son?
464
00:24:02,553 --> 00:24:04,053
Crystal, sir.
465
00:24:04,053 --> 00:24:05,679
I've informed
the Pentagon.
466
00:24:05,679 --> 00:24:06,929
You're not going
to be allowed
467
00:24:06,929 --> 00:24:08,970
the honor of dying
for your country.
468
00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:10,303
Thank you, sir.
469
00:24:14,637 --> 00:24:17,637
Yeah, baby! Yeah!
470
00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:39,595
This should really help
with your arthritis pain,
471
00:24:39,595 --> 00:24:41,095
but beware of any dizziness.
472
00:24:41,095 --> 00:24:42,345
It's a common side effect
of Oxycontin.
473
00:24:42,345 --> 00:24:47,095
Oh, II didn't
know that.
474
00:24:47,095 --> 00:24:50,553
Well, uh, thank you
so much, Bill.
475
00:25:05,178 --> 00:25:06,387
Oh!
476
00:25:06,387 --> 00:25:09,428
Goodness gracious,
I'm so sorry.
477
00:25:09,428 --> 00:25:12,512
Oh, no, I'm sure
it was my fault.
478
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,553
I am so clumsy
these days.
479
00:25:14,553 --> 00:25:17,053
No, no,
it's this walker.
480
00:25:17,053 --> 00:25:19,053
I just can't get used
to using it.
481
00:25:19,053 --> 00:25:20,679
I broke my hip.
482
00:25:20,679 --> 00:25:22,178
- Your hip?
- Yeah.
483
00:25:22,178 --> 00:25:25,303
Oh, that's what happened
to my Danny.
484
00:25:25,303 --> 00:25:26,887
Oh, I'm so sorry.
485
00:25:26,887 --> 00:25:31,345
Old age isn't for
the faint of heart, is it?
486
00:25:31,345 --> 00:25:33,053
When you're right,
you're right.
487
00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,720
- Yeah.
- You take care now.
488
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,136
Oh, you too.
Thanks.
489
00:25:42,637 --> 00:25:44,595
Uh, sir?
490
00:25:44,595 --> 00:25:47,095
Sir, uh, uh,
you in the walker.
491
00:25:47,095 --> 00:25:48,387
Sir?
492
00:25:48,387 --> 00:25:51,220
III think
you have my bag.
493
00:25:52,595 --> 00:25:54,178
Sir?
494
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,095
He's stealing
my drugs!
495
00:25:56,095 --> 00:25:58,345
Police!
496
00:25:58,345 --> 00:25:59,553
Police!
497
00:25:59,553 --> 00:26:00,720
Jesus.
498
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,387
- What the fuck, asshole?
- Shit, what the fuck?
499
00:26:05,887 --> 00:26:07,095
Mikey?
500
00:26:07,095 --> 00:26:09,261
Frank.
501
00:26:09,261 --> 00:26:11,720
Jesus, Mikey, what
502
00:26:13,762 --> 00:26:14,887
What happened?
503
00:26:14,887 --> 00:26:16,053
What happened to you?
504
00:26:16,053 --> 00:26:17,428
Busted femur.
505
00:26:17,428 --> 00:26:18,970
Bone poked out
right through the skin.
506
00:26:18,970 --> 00:26:21,929
Two ER nurses
threw up when they saw it.
507
00:26:21,929 --> 00:26:23,804
Oh, train.
508
00:26:23,804 --> 00:26:27,095
I passed out
on the Garfield L platform,
509
00:26:27,095 --> 00:26:29,512
then I fell
onto the tracks,
510
00:26:29,512 --> 00:26:31,804
and then the train just came
and took 'em clean off.
511
00:26:31,804 --> 00:26:33,845
There he is. That's him.
512
00:26:33,845 --> 00:26:35,136
Uh, good seeing
you, Mikey.
513
00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:36,637
I gotta go.
514
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,345
- All right.
- Go quick.
515
00:26:38,345 --> 00:26:39,970
No, look,
he's running away.
516
00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:41,178
Go get him.
517
00:26:41,178 --> 00:26:43,136
Go on, get him.
518
00:26:44,929 --> 00:26:47,637
Outstanding!
519
00:27:11,178 --> 00:27:13,095
They're so
fucking disgusting.
520
00:27:13,095 --> 00:27:15,011
They never do
their own dishes.
521
00:27:15,011 --> 00:27:18,428
They leave soaking wet towels
on the floor after they shower.
522
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:20,178
There's dirty underwear
everywhere.
523
00:27:20,178 --> 00:27:21,887
You'd think it
would kill them
524
00:27:21,887 --> 00:27:23,178
to clean their pubes
out of the tub
525
00:27:23,178 --> 00:27:26,428
oror use the toilet brush
after they take a shit.
526
00:27:26,428 --> 00:27:29,178
And then they get mad at me
if I don't buy the groceries
527
00:27:29,178 --> 00:27:31,428
or make dinner
or do their laundry.
528
00:27:31,428 --> 00:27:34,261
Mmm, you smell nice.
529
00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:35,512
You wearing
that Lancôme again?
530
00:27:35,512 --> 00:27:36,845
Chanel.
531
00:27:36,845 --> 00:27:38,762
I got two spritzes left
before I have to return it.
532
00:27:38,762 --> 00:27:39,553
Nice.
533
00:27:39,553 --> 00:27:41,178
Yeah, I like it,
534
00:27:41,178 --> 00:27:44,887
hints of jasmine
and elderberry.
535
00:27:44,887 --> 00:27:47,845
They're like blind
baby boy pigs.
536
00:27:47,845 --> 00:27:49,804
And why is it my job
to take care of them?
537
00:27:49,804 --> 00:27:51,845
I mean, just because
they're boys and I'm girl.
538
00:27:51,845 --> 00:27:54,428
You know, the Amazon women
had the right idea
539
00:27:54,428 --> 00:27:57,178
raise men in cages
for reproduction,
540
00:27:57,178 --> 00:27:58,470
then sacrifice them
to Aphrodite
541
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,512
on a big
vulva-shaped altar.
542
00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:05,095
It is long past time
women take over the world.
543
00:28:05,095 --> 00:28:07,220
Men have been
screwing everything up
544
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:10,261
since Adam forced Eve
to eat that damn apple.
545
00:28:10,261 --> 00:28:13,387
Uh, I think the serpent
made Eve eat the apple.
546
00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:16,679
Yeah, well, what do you want
to bet the serpent had a dick?
547
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,470
I'm so proud of you.
548
00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:22,679
Thanks.
549
00:28:22,679 --> 00:28:25,178
Oh, you made it.
550
00:28:28,261 --> 00:28:30,553
I didn't see your family.
Are they here somewhere?
551
00:28:30,553 --> 00:28:32,095
I didn't tell them
I was graduating.
552
00:28:32,095 --> 00:28:33,220
Why not?
553
00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:35,053
I wasn't sure
I was going to.
554
00:28:35,053 --> 00:28:37,011
Carl, Carl!
555
00:28:38,345 --> 00:28:43,261
Um, Mom, Dad, this is
Corporal Carl Gallagher,
556
00:28:43,261 --> 00:28:45,261
the only man
who had the courage
557
00:28:45,261 --> 00:28:46,887
to stand up for me
when I was assaulted.
558
00:28:46,887 --> 00:28:49,178
Oh!
559
00:28:49,178 --> 00:28:51,387
Mwah.
Bless you, Corporal.
560
00:28:51,387 --> 00:28:54,136
Our Charlie couldn't
have made it without you.
561
00:28:54,136 --> 00:28:56,512
Corporal Gallagher
stood up to eight cadets
562
00:28:56,512 --> 00:28:57,804
when they jumped
me in the showers,
563
00:28:57,804 --> 00:29:00,595
waded in to help me
with only a bar of soap,
564
00:29:00,595 --> 00:29:03,428
a bottle of conditioner,
andand a flip-flop.
565
00:29:05,095 --> 00:29:07,512
I would never have been
able to come out as trans
566
00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:11,553
and begin
hormone reassignment therapy
567
00:29:11,553 --> 00:29:14,720
if he hadn't been willing
to put his body on the line
568
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,136
so that I may live
my gender truth.
569
00:29:18,136 --> 00:29:20,762
I will never forget you.
570
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,470
Thank you.
571
00:29:26,845 --> 00:29:28,637
Did he just say
he wants to be a girl?
572
00:29:28,637 --> 00:29:30,762
III thought trans meant
573
00:29:30,762 --> 00:29:32,428
he was transferring in
from another school.
574
00:29:32,428 --> 00:29:34,637
Did I just spend six
fucking weeks in the brig
575
00:29:34,637 --> 00:29:37,387
because some dude
wants to be a chick?
576
00:29:42,845 --> 00:29:44,470
So you used to work here.
577
00:29:44,470 --> 00:29:45,970
Yeah, a couple years ago.
578
00:29:45,970 --> 00:29:49,136
Customers loved it when
I danced to "I Want Your Sex."
579
00:29:49,136 --> 00:29:51,261
- George Michael.
- Yeah, and I do this fantastic
580
00:29:51,261 --> 00:29:52,804
little freeze thing
with "Vogue,"
581
00:29:52,804 --> 00:29:55,595
pop up here,
Madonna.
582
00:29:56,887 --> 00:29:58,845
How old are you?
583
00:29:58,845 --> 00:30:00,053
30
584
00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:05,470
Come back at 6
and we'll see how it goes.
585
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,887
I'm short a dancer tonight
586
00:30:06,887 --> 00:30:08,679
because Donny's shingles
flared up.
587
00:30:08,679 --> 00:30:10,345
Thank you so much, man.
588
00:30:10,345 --> 00:30:11,845
You will not be disappointed,
I promise.
589
00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:21,553
Margi, hey.
590
00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:22,720
What are we doing today?
591
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,595
You wanna do,
uh, more pink highlights,
592
00:30:24,595 --> 00:30:26,553
or are we taking you back
to your natural brunette?
593
00:30:26,553 --> 00:30:30,011
Nordic white
with honey streaks.
594
00:30:33,679 --> 00:30:34,970
I'll give it a shot.
595
00:30:37,261 --> 00:30:39,553
You know that mask's
kind of freaky, right?
596
00:30:39,553 --> 00:30:40,720
Yeah, well,
it's better than Junior
597
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,637
being born
with flippers and a tail.
598
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:48,929
Jeff is definitely
cheating on me.
599
00:30:48,929 --> 00:30:50,637
But I'm not gonna confront him.
600
00:30:50,637 --> 00:30:51,929
Think I'll just
start sleeping around
601
00:30:51,929 --> 00:30:54,178
until I pick up
a nasty STD,
602
00:30:54,178 --> 00:30:56,553
then give it to him
so he can give it to her.
603
00:30:56,553 --> 00:30:59,637
Serve the skank right.
604
00:30:59,637 --> 00:31:02,512
You okay?
605
00:31:02,512 --> 00:31:03,887
Tami?
606
00:31:03,887 --> 00:31:05,720
Should we
call your doctor?
607
00:31:09,387 --> 00:31:10,804
Ah, ah!
608
00:31:11,804 --> 00:31:13,178
- Just breathe.
609
00:31:13,178 --> 00:31:14,470
Ah!
610
00:31:14,470 --> 00:31:17,178
- Shit.
611
00:31:17,178 --> 00:31:18,970
Hey, can you
get that for me?
612
00:31:21,387 --> 00:31:23,053
Lip's phone.
613
00:31:23,053 --> 00:31:24,470
It's Tami.
614
00:31:24,470 --> 00:31:25,929
Yeah, tell her I'll
call her right back.
615
00:31:25,929 --> 00:31:27,553
Can he call you back?
616
00:31:29,261 --> 00:31:30,428
Uh, you're gonna
wanna take this.
617
00:31:30,428 --> 00:31:33,136
Why? Why?
Hey.
618
00:31:33,136 --> 00:31:34,345
Yeah,
so I've been doing
619
00:31:34,345 --> 00:31:35,970
a little bit
of this and that.
620
00:31:35,970 --> 00:31:38,428
I ran a pigeon drop scheme
for a while.
621
00:31:38,428 --> 00:31:41,011
Ah, people still
falling for that old chestnut?
622
00:31:41,011 --> 00:31:43,595
Yeah, a sucker
born every minute.
623
00:31:43,595 --> 00:31:45,762
What about you?
What you been up to?
624
00:31:45,762 --> 00:31:49,762
I've been stuck on the couch
recovering for months,
625
00:31:49,762 --> 00:31:51,595
both physically,
my femur,
626
00:31:51,595 --> 00:31:55,178
and from a broken heart.
627
00:31:55,178 --> 00:31:56,762
Unlucky in love?
628
00:31:56,762 --> 00:31:58,387
- Kids.
- Oh.
629
00:31:58,387 --> 00:32:00,762
My firstborn
ran off.
630
00:32:00,762 --> 00:32:03,095
And now
my youngest daughter,
631
00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:05,804
the slutty one that had
the baby in middle school,
632
00:32:05,804 --> 00:32:07,762
thinks she's in charge.
633
00:32:07,762 --> 00:32:11,095
She's got her grubby,
slutty hands
634
00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,762
all over
the family purse strings,
635
00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:14,220
won't even cough up
a few bucks
636
00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:15,762
for her old man
to have a cold one
637
00:32:15,762 --> 00:32:17,053
after a long day
of work.
638
00:32:17,053 --> 00:32:19,845
You know, we sacrifice
so much for our kids,
639
00:32:19,845 --> 00:32:21,762
and first chance they get,
wham, bam,
640
00:32:21,762 --> 00:32:23,804
not even "thank you, Dad,"
you know?
641
00:32:23,804 --> 00:32:25,679
IInah.
642
00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:28,220
Oh, oh, oh.
643
00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:29,970
What you doing?
644
00:32:40,762 --> 00:32:42,470
I thought we were
going to your place.
645
00:32:42,470 --> 00:32:43,595
What are we doing here?
646
00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,887
Shopping for a little
home furnishings.
647
00:32:45,887 --> 00:32:48,136
Do me a favor.
648
00:32:48,136 --> 00:32:51,470
Go hit that fire alarm
down there, will ya?
649
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:52,637
What's in it for me?
650
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,136
What's in it for you?
651
00:32:54,136 --> 00:32:55,720
How about...
652
00:32:56,637 --> 00:32:59,679
...a little Purdue party?
653
00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:00,929
Where's that alarm?
654
00:33:00,929 --> 00:33:01,845
By the elevator.
655
00:33:01,845 --> 00:33:02,845
Yeah.
656
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,178
Please exit
the building calmly, everyone.
657
00:33:52,178 --> 00:33:54,011
No need for concern.
658
00:33:54,011 --> 00:33:56,887
Right this way, just out
the front doors, please.
659
00:34:01,637 --> 00:34:03,637
Probably just
a false alarm.
660
00:34:03,637 --> 00:34:04,887
Right out that door, sir.
661
00:34:36,303 --> 00:34:38,762
They can't stop you
from enlisting if you want to.
662
00:34:38,762 --> 00:34:40,261
Fuck the military.
663
00:34:40,261 --> 00:34:41,720
The army would be
lucky to have you.
664
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:43,136
The army can kiss my ass.
665
00:34:43,136 --> 00:34:44,804
Then join the navy
with me.
666
00:34:44,804 --> 00:34:46,970
Sail the seven seas.
See the world.
667
00:34:46,970 --> 00:34:48,845
Wait, there's seven seas?
668
00:34:48,845 --> 00:34:52,428
You would look so good
in white bell-bottoms,
669
00:34:52,428 --> 00:34:54,011
little sailor hat.
670
00:34:54,011 --> 00:34:55,595
Nobody looks good
in bell-bottoms.
671
00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:01,387
I, uh, have
some bad news.
672
00:35:01,387 --> 00:35:03,720
Herpes?
673
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:05,428
The day after tomorrow,
674
00:35:05,428 --> 00:35:08,470
I have to report back to
Annapolis for Plebe Summer.
675
00:35:08,470 --> 00:35:09,720
Hell's that for?
676
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,637
Freshman officer training.
677
00:35:11,637 --> 00:35:13,428
For how long?
678
00:35:13,428 --> 00:35:15,136
Six weeks.
679
00:35:15,136 --> 00:35:18,595
So we don't have a lot
of time to fit it all in.
680
00:35:18,595 --> 00:35:19,804
Fit what all in?
681
00:35:19,804 --> 00:35:21,303
A summer's worth
of sex.
682
00:35:23,637 --> 00:35:24,762
48 condoms?
683
00:35:24,762 --> 00:35:26,303
In 32 hours.
684
00:35:26,303 --> 00:35:27,804
You up for the challenge,
Gallagher?
685
00:35:27,804 --> 00:35:29,470
Uh, yeah.
686
00:35:29,470 --> 00:35:31,720
Then prove it, pussy.
687
00:35:35,345 --> 00:35:36,845
Yo, V, do we have
any turmeric?
688
00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:38,095
No.
689
00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,804
What about spirulina?
690
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,136
What the hell's
spirulina?
691
00:35:41,136 --> 00:35:42,345
I have no idea,
692
00:35:42,345 --> 00:35:44,845
but it's supposed
to boost my testosterone.
693
00:35:47,804 --> 00:35:49,178
How much of that
are you supposed to use?
694
00:35:49,178 --> 00:35:51,178
One scoop,
but I'm a pretty big guy.
695
00:35:57,970 --> 00:35:59,178
Jesus, Kev.
696
00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,345
Holy shit.
697
00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,345
Liam, your lip.
What the hell happened?
698
00:36:35,345 --> 00:36:38,387
A lack of appreciation
of our shared heritage
699
00:36:38,387 --> 00:36:41,220
from some of our less woke
black brothers.
700
00:36:45,887 --> 00:36:46,887
What's he drinking?
701
00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:48,303
Testosterone smoothie.
702
00:36:48,303 --> 00:36:50,720
It's supposed to help him
get his manly mojo back.
703
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,762
Can I have some?
704
00:36:51,762 --> 00:36:53,512
- No.
- Just a little bit?
705
00:37:04,095 --> 00:37:07,720
You sure I can't get
just a little bit of that?
706
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:09,887
Think it's real this time?
707
00:37:09,887 --> 00:37:11,720
I'm not sure.
708
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,470
Did your water break?
709
00:37:13,470 --> 00:37:15,720
No, but
710
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,387
Those are getting
pretty close together.
711
00:37:17,387 --> 00:37:21,095
Just shut the fuck up and find
a goddamn parking spot!
712
00:37:21,095 --> 00:37:22,595
She's back.
713
00:37:22,595 --> 00:37:23,595
All right.
714
00:37:25,929 --> 00:37:27,261
Oh.
715
00:37:30,887 --> 00:37:31,929
Hey, all right.
716
00:37:31,929 --> 00:37:33,095
Can you walk?
Can you walk?
717
00:37:33,095 --> 00:37:34,220
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
718
00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:35,679
Jesus,
of course I can walk.
719
00:37:35,679 --> 00:37:36,845
- Can you?
720
00:37:36,845 --> 00:37:38,011
- Yeaah!
- Honey, hey, hey.
721
00:37:38,011 --> 00:37:39,011
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
722
00:37:39,011 --> 00:37:39,929
Should you
be squatting?
723
00:37:39,929 --> 00:37:41,095
Yeah, did you
call my sister?
724
00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,261
No, Cami, no.
No, no, no.
725
00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:43,261
Excuse me!
726
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,345
I told you,
I don't want you in there
727
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:46,428
staring down my cooch
728
00:37:46,428 --> 00:37:50,470
with a baby head popping out
while I shit in a hospital bed.
729
00:37:50,470 --> 00:37:51,762
All right, I'm gonna
find you a wheelchair
730
00:37:51,762 --> 00:37:53,720
so you don't have the baby
in the parking lot, all right?
731
00:38:00,095 --> 00:38:02,470
Ah, oh!
732
00:38:05,845 --> 00:38:08,303
Oh, yeah!
733
00:38:08,303 --> 00:38:10,303
Oh! Oh! Oh!
734
00:38:10,303 --> 00:38:12,220
Let's go.
735
00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:15,136
Oh! Whoo!
736
00:38:15,136 --> 00:38:17,804
Whew.
737
00:38:33,762 --> 00:38:36,178
- Who you texting?
738
00:38:36,178 --> 00:38:37,512
Debbie,
739
00:38:37,512 --> 00:38:42,178
let her know we'll be home
in a couple of hours.
740
00:38:42,178 --> 00:38:43,679
How many condoms
we have left?
741
00:38:44,553 --> 00:38:45,470
Hmm.
742
00:38:51,512 --> 00:38:52,845
41.
743
00:38:52,845 --> 00:38:55,679
We're only averaging
one an hour?
744
00:38:55,679 --> 00:38:58,178
I think we're gonna have to
cut back on your recovery time.
745
00:38:58,178 --> 00:38:59,261
I think we may need to stop
746
00:38:59,261 --> 00:39:02,345
for a case of Red Bulls
and some Tiger Balm.
747
00:39:02,345 --> 00:39:05,303
Mm, I have faith
in you, Gallagher.
748
00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:08,887
Mm.
749
00:39:17,512 --> 00:39:18,512
Battery.
750
00:39:22,804 --> 00:39:25,053
- Who's that?
- Kelly.
751
00:39:25,053 --> 00:39:26,720
Her and Carl
are almost home.
752
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,512
I thought your brother
was in the army or something.
753
00:39:28,512 --> 00:39:30,845
Military school.
754
00:39:30,845 --> 00:39:32,637
You excited
to see him?
755
00:39:32,637 --> 00:39:33,929
Yeah.
756
00:39:33,929 --> 00:39:36,512
Weird, II guess I kinda miss
the little dickhead.
757
00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:49,178
Yeah, excuse me, um, uh,
I don't really know
758
00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:51,095
all the answers
to these questions.
759
00:39:51,095 --> 00:39:52,136
Don't you have it
on file somewhere?
760
00:39:52,136 --> 00:39:53,637
Are you with
Miss Tamietti?
761
00:39:53,637 --> 00:39:56,011
- Yeah, yeah.
- Get your ass in here.
762
00:39:56,011 --> 00:39:57,261
Whoa, whoa, um...
763
00:39:57,261 --> 00:39:59,428
What, uh
whawhat's going on?
764
00:40:00,762 --> 00:40:03,011
Hey, is there
something wrong or, um
765
00:40:03,011 --> 00:40:04,428
Put those on.
766
00:40:11,762 --> 00:40:13,053
Sign this.
767
00:40:13,053 --> 00:40:14,220
Wait, what is
what is this?
768
00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:15,053
Surgical consent.
769
00:40:15,053 --> 00:40:16,470
Fetal distress.
770
00:40:16,470 --> 00:40:18,387
We're performing
an emergency C-section.
771
00:40:18,387 --> 00:40:19,762
We have to get
this baby out now.
772
00:40:19,762 --> 00:40:21,261
No, no, no, no.
I'm not having a Cesarean.
773
00:40:21,261 --> 00:40:22,512
I'm having my baby
naturally.
774
00:40:22,512 --> 00:40:24,011
That's not going
to happen, Tami.
775
00:40:24,011 --> 00:40:26,053
- Sign it.
- III'm not really her
776
00:40:26,053 --> 00:40:27,095
Are you the father?
777
00:40:27,095 --> 00:40:28,428
- Yeah, yes.
- Then sign it.
778
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:31,929
- Asphyxia.
779
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,553
- Uh...
- Hold her hand.
780
00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:37,637
It's coming now.
It's all right.
781
00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:46,762
Hey, you the guy
taking Donny's place?
782
00:40:46,762 --> 00:40:48,136
Yeah, I guess so.
783
00:40:48,136 --> 00:40:51,303
Well, that's Donny's spot
right there.
784
00:40:51,303 --> 00:40:53,261
Hey, uh, do me a favor,
would ya?
785
00:40:54,512 --> 00:40:56,345
Rip my ass wax.
786
00:40:56,345 --> 00:40:58,470
I can't reach back there
with my arthritis.
787
00:40:59,512 --> 00:41:01,303
You guys are dancers?
788
00:41:01,303 --> 00:41:02,887
Well, yeah.
789
00:41:02,887 --> 00:41:05,470
I've been dancing
on Daddy Night for ten years.
790
00:41:06,804 --> 00:41:07,970
Great tips.
791
00:41:07,970 --> 00:41:09,637
Hey.
792
00:41:09,637 --> 00:41:11,220
You can borrow
my Tom Selleck, if you want.
793
00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:12,637
Millennials love it.
794
00:41:14,178 --> 00:41:16,929
Okay, go ahead,
yank it.
795
00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:21,220
Don't be shy.
796
00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:22,387
Oh!
797
00:41:24,804 --> 00:41:27,929
Oh, thanks.
798
00:41:27,929 --> 00:41:30,512
Ah.
799
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:37,637
Oh, Carl!
800
00:41:42,178 --> 00:41:43,970
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
801
00:41:43,970 --> 00:41:45,178
What?
802
00:41:45,178 --> 00:41:46,470
II think
the condom broke.
803
00:41:48,387 --> 00:41:49,637
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, hold on.
804
00:41:49,637 --> 00:41:50,679
I'mII'll check.
805
00:41:50,679 --> 00:41:52,637
No, no, I'll do it.
806
00:41:52,637 --> 00:41:54,303
Drive, get out.
807
00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:55,929
I'm ovulating.
Get out!
808
00:41:55,929 --> 00:41:58,720
Drive!
Drive!
809
00:42:02,553 --> 00:42:04,720
Okay, okay, okay.
810
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,553
- Aren't you gonna sit?
- Hell no.
811
00:42:06,553 --> 00:42:08,470
Gotta keep your nasty little
swimmers downstream.
812
00:42:08,470 --> 00:42:09,845
- Go!
- Where?
813
00:42:09,845 --> 00:42:11,720
Find a drugstore,
and fast.
814
00:42:19,220 --> 00:42:22,970
27 for me.
815
00:42:25,178 --> 00:42:26,178
One for you.
816
00:42:26,178 --> 00:42:27,261
Hey.
817
00:42:27,261 --> 00:42:30,553
And two for us
to snort now.
818
00:42:32,387 --> 00:42:34,261
You're a true friend,
Frankie.
819
00:42:34,261 --> 00:42:36,220
Don't I know it,
Mikey.
820
00:42:40,053 --> 00:42:42,428
All hail mighty Oxy,
821
00:42:42,428 --> 00:42:45,595
the Dom Pérignon
of opiates.
822
00:42:45,595 --> 00:42:48,553
Thank you,
Mr. Sackler.
823
00:42:48,553 --> 00:42:51,679
You know, he'll never get
the Nobel Prize...
824
00:42:53,929 --> 00:42:54,929
But he should.
825
00:42:54,929 --> 00:42:58,428
Yeah, Sackler should
have his face carved
826
00:42:58,428 --> 00:43:00,929
on the Mount Rushmore
of drugs.
827
00:43:03,804 --> 00:43:05,929
Who else should be
on that mountain?
828
00:43:05,929 --> 00:43:07,762
Um...
829
00:43:07,762 --> 00:43:09,470
Bob Marley.
830
00:43:09,470 --> 00:43:12,136
Absolutely.
831
00:43:12,136 --> 00:43:13,887
- Willie Nelson.
- Gotta have Willie.
832
00:43:13,887 --> 00:43:15,553
- Willie.
- Keith Richards.
833
00:43:15,553 --> 00:43:17,970
Keith, yes, Keith.
834
00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:19,053
Of course.
835
00:43:19,053 --> 00:43:20,637
Jimi.
836
00:43:21,762 --> 00:43:25,261
OD'd, maybe not
the best example.
837
00:43:27,428 --> 00:43:29,553
- Nirvana.
838
00:43:29,553 --> 00:43:31,553
Well, I loved
their first album.
839
00:43:31,553 --> 00:43:34,637
No, man, I'm talking
about this moment
840
00:43:34,637 --> 00:43:37,637
peace, heaven,
enlightenment.
841
00:43:39,303 --> 00:43:40,637
Shit, you really
are high.
842
00:43:40,637 --> 00:43:42,804
- Hmm.
843
00:43:43,929 --> 00:43:46,637
The four noble truths.
844
00:43:46,637 --> 00:43:48,303
You lost me there,
littlelittle friend.
845
00:43:48,303 --> 00:43:51,136
Yeah, dukkha,
846
00:43:51,136 --> 00:43:52,679
truth of suffering.
847
00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:54,053
Not big on suffering.
848
00:43:54,053 --> 00:43:56,970
Yeah, life is suffering.
849
00:43:56,970 --> 00:44:00,303
We're born
just to die.
850
00:44:00,303 --> 00:44:01,845
Buddha.
851
00:44:01,845 --> 00:44:03,762
You're kinda
bumming me out.
852
00:44:04,845 --> 00:44:08,345
Life's finite,
Frank.
853
00:44:09,512 --> 00:44:11,345
No one lives forever.
854
00:44:13,178 --> 00:44:16,220
We're just dust
waiting to return
855
00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:18,553
to our mother...
856
00:44:18,553 --> 00:44:20,595
The Earth.
857
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,220
Oh, nice cushions,
by the way.
858
00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:27,178
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
859
00:44:27,178 --> 00:44:28,261
Did all right.
860
00:44:28,261 --> 00:44:29,637
Yeah, we did.
861
00:44:29,637 --> 00:44:31,345
We did good.
862
00:44:34,512 --> 00:44:35,970
- Transfers.
- I want sushi.
863
00:44:35,970 --> 00:44:37,178
Yeah?
864
00:44:37,178 --> 00:44:38,845
Disneyland.
865
00:44:38,845 --> 00:44:40,178
Anywhere.
866
00:44:47,512 --> 00:44:48,303
It's a boy.
867
00:44:48,303 --> 00:44:50,261
Did you know?
868
00:44:50,261 --> 00:44:51,804
Nono, no.
869
00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:00,220
Check Apgar.
870
00:45:10,553 --> 00:45:12,261
Apgar is seven.
871
00:45:12,261 --> 00:45:14,261
Seven, that's good,
right?
872
00:45:14,261 --> 00:45:17,553
- That's good.
- That's good.
873
00:45:17,553 --> 00:45:19,679
Hey, hey, it's a boy.
874
00:45:19,679 --> 00:45:21,261
It's a boy.
875
00:45:21,261 --> 00:45:22,428
Yeah?
876
00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:24,095
Yeah, Tami, Tami,
you won't believe it.
877
00:45:24,095 --> 00:45:26,220
He's so beautiful.
878
00:45:31,553 --> 00:45:33,053
What are you doing?
879
00:45:33,053 --> 00:45:34,136
My friend Janis
880
00:45:34,136 --> 00:45:36,595
said this is what you do
when a condom breaks.
881
00:45:36,595 --> 00:45:39,720
Plan B, aisle two.
Monistat, aisle three.
882
00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:06,679
Will there
be anything else?
883
00:46:06,679 --> 00:46:10,804
Nope, just the sperm killer and
the pineapple Fanta, thanks.
884
00:46:10,804 --> 00:46:13,637
Unless you have any
samples of Viagra.
885
00:46:16,261 --> 00:46:18,762
Five-minute Apgar is nine.
886
00:46:18,762 --> 00:46:21,095
- Good work, Dad.
- Thanks.
887
00:46:21,095 --> 00:46:22,970
Lip?
888
00:46:22,970 --> 00:46:24,553
Hey, hey.
889
00:46:24,553 --> 00:46:27,178
He's doing great.
890
00:46:27,178 --> 00:46:28,178
Lip?
891
00:46:28,178 --> 00:46:29,595
Tami?
892
00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:32,887
Everything okay?
893
00:46:32,887 --> 00:46:35,011
Weight 3.3 kilos.
894
00:46:35,804 --> 00:46:37,220
Whatwhat's happening to her?
895
00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:38,136
What's going on?
896
00:46:38,136 --> 00:46:39,303
Her BP is dropping.
897
00:46:39,303 --> 00:46:40,595
- She's hemorrhaging.
- Tami.
898
00:46:40,595 --> 00:46:41,720
Call surgery,
tell them we're coming up.
899
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:42,887
Tami?
900
00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:43,804
Tami!
901
00:46:43,804 --> 00:46:46,178
Sir,
please step back.
902
00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:48,345
I'll go directly to
the lab to drop off the sample.
903
00:46:48,345 --> 00:46:50,679
Let's go.
904
00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:52,679
Make sure surgery has
O-neg on hand.
905
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:53,679
I'll let them know.
906
00:46:53,679 --> 00:46:55,512
Hey, do I go
with her or...
907
00:46:55,512 --> 00:46:58,637
No, no, you should stay here
with your son.
908
00:47:11,553 --> 00:47:12,804
Whoo-hoo!!
909
00:47:19,178 --> 00:47:20,720
Hey, Daddy.
910
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,720
Uh, do you
wanna spank me?
911
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:25,095
I've been
a really bad boy.
912
00:47:25,095 --> 00:47:27,887
Okay,
thank you, sexy Uncle Sam.
913
00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:30,261
Our next is new.
914
00:47:30,261 --> 00:47:32,428
He's hot. He's ripped.
915
00:47:32,428 --> 00:47:35,303
He's the daddy you wish
you had growing up.
916
00:47:35,303 --> 00:47:39,887
Get your milk ready because
here comes Captain Crunch!
917
00:48:07,303 --> 00:48:08,387
Love it!
918
00:48:13,095 --> 00:48:15,011
Oh!
919
00:48:28,387 --> 00:48:29,553
The hell, Frank?
920
00:48:29,553 --> 00:48:30,762
I already got a new couch.
921
00:48:30,762 --> 00:48:32,595
It's getting delivered
next week.
922
00:48:33,929 --> 00:48:35,887
You cannot leave
your drug paraphernalia
923
00:48:35,887 --> 00:48:38,095
laying around
for Franny to find.
924
00:48:40,011 --> 00:48:42,220
Is that my apron?
925
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:43,387
Mikey doesn't like
926
00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:46,762
to get kitchen smells
on his clothes.
927
00:48:46,762 --> 00:48:48,887
What are you doing
on the floor?
928
00:48:48,887 --> 00:48:51,553
Legs don't seem
to wanna work.
929
00:48:55,887 --> 00:48:57,387
Whoa, there's something
930
00:48:57,387 --> 00:48:58,637
you don't see every day.
931
00:48:58,637 --> 00:49:01,637
Hey,
how you doin'?
932
00:49:01,637 --> 00:49:03,136
Who is this, Frank?
933
00:49:03,136 --> 00:49:05,595
Mikey O'Shea,
follower of Buddha,
934
00:49:05,595 --> 00:49:07,261
seeker of
the five truths.
935
00:49:07,261 --> 00:49:08,637
Four.
936
00:49:08,637 --> 00:49:11,970
Lover of dukkha
and my best friend.
937
00:49:11,970 --> 00:49:13,470
Am I still taking
Franny tonight?
938
00:49:13,470 --> 00:49:14,595
Please.
939
00:49:14,595 --> 00:49:16,261
I've got a deep-sea
welding class.
940
00:49:16,261 --> 00:49:17,303
That's a thing?
941
00:49:17,303 --> 00:49:18,970
Yeah, shipyards
and oil platforms
942
00:49:18,970 --> 00:49:21,470
pay big dough for
underwater welders.
943
00:49:21,470 --> 00:49:22,637
Come on,
beautiful girl.
944
00:49:22,637 --> 00:49:23,637
Let's get you
and the twins some dinner.
945
00:49:23,637 --> 00:49:25,970
Love you too, pumpkin.
946
00:49:25,970 --> 00:49:27,970
Joining us
for dinner tonight, Kwame?
947
00:49:27,970 --> 00:49:29,261
Chitlins involved?
948
00:49:29,261 --> 00:49:30,679
Cheese pizza okay?
949
00:49:30,679 --> 00:49:32,637
Harriet Tubman
liked pizza?
950
00:49:32,637 --> 00:49:34,345
That's the rumor.
951
00:49:36,136 --> 00:49:38,512
Nice dashiki.
952
00:50:04,178 --> 00:50:06,095
Hey, everybody,
it's a boy.
953
00:50:06,095 --> 00:50:09,553
Oh my!
954
00:50:09,553 --> 00:50:10,970
And Tami?
955
00:50:10,970 --> 00:50:15,720
Um, yeah, she, uhshe needed
an emergency C-section.
956
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:18,887
Um, there were
some complications, bleeding.
957
00:50:18,887 --> 00:50:21,345
She'sshe's still in the OR.
958
00:50:21,345 --> 00:50:22,387
Shit.
959
00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:23,887
But she's gonna
be okay, right?
960
00:50:23,887 --> 00:50:26,470
I don'tI don't know.
I don't know.
961
00:50:26,470 --> 00:50:27,887
I mean, they
wouldn't tell me anything else.
962
00:50:27,887 --> 00:50:29,428
Well, go find
the fuck out.
963
00:50:29,428 --> 00:50:31,804
Okay, okay,
she's in surgery, Cami.
964
00:50:31,804 --> 00:50:33,053
They'll let us know
how she is
965
00:50:33,053 --> 00:50:35,053
as soon as they have
something to tell us.
966
00:50:36,345 --> 00:50:37,637
Mr. Tamietti?
967
00:50:37,637 --> 00:50:39,387
Yes.
968
00:50:39,387 --> 00:50:41,387
Oh, sorry, you know, I think,
uh, she actually means me.
969
00:50:41,387 --> 00:50:44,470
Uh, I'll come back as soon
as I know anything, all right?
970
00:51:02,679 --> 00:51:05,095
You up for going one more time
before we head in?
971
00:51:05,095 --> 00:51:07,095
I could really
use a bed.
972
00:51:07,095 --> 00:51:08,804
I kind of threw
my back out.
973
00:51:08,804 --> 00:51:10,136
That, and I need
to ice my balls.
974
00:51:10,136 --> 00:51:12,428
Maybe we could do it
in the shower and then
975
00:51:12,428 --> 00:51:14,428
- maybe up on the roof.
976
00:51:14,428 --> 00:51:15,428
Debbie?
977
00:51:15,428 --> 00:51:17,553
No, Lip.
Tami had the baby.
978
00:51:17,553 --> 00:51:19,261
That's great.
979
00:51:19,261 --> 00:51:20,762
Yeah, but she's
in trouble.
980
00:51:20,762 --> 00:51:21,762
What?
981
00:51:21,762 --> 00:51:23,845
Something went wrong.
982
00:51:31,428 --> 00:51:33,261
Yeah, baby.
983
00:51:33,261 --> 00:51:36,387
Hey, looks like the boys
love the new daddy, huh?
984
00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:41,595
Did somebody
punch your tit?
985
00:51:41,595 --> 00:51:43,428
No, hickeys.
986
00:51:43,428 --> 00:51:44,970
One of the software engineers
from Google
987
00:51:44,970 --> 00:51:46,637
likes to pretend
he's nursing.
988
00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:47,804
Yeah, well,
you're lucky.
989
00:51:47,804 --> 00:51:49,679
I had a guy who wanted me
to change his diaper.
990
00:51:49,679 --> 00:51:52,804
- Oh.
991
00:52:12,512 --> 00:52:13,637
Good evening, Mauve.
992
00:52:13,637 --> 00:52:14,637
Oh, welcome back.
993
00:52:14,637 --> 00:52:16,136
Your usual?
994
00:52:16,136 --> 00:52:17,387
Please.
995
00:52:27,303 --> 00:52:28,887
You look fantastic.
996
00:52:28,887 --> 00:52:30,011
Thank you.
997
00:52:30,011 --> 00:52:31,345
I love your dress.
998
00:52:31,345 --> 00:52:33,345
Herve Leger.
999
00:52:33,345 --> 00:52:34,804
Wonderful.
1000
00:52:37,261 --> 00:52:39,178
- Thank you.
1001
00:52:47,887 --> 00:52:51,345
Fold the bottom of the
blanket over baby's feet.
1002
00:52:51,345 --> 00:52:55,637
Then just tuck the point
into the top, okay?
1003
00:52:57,637 --> 00:52:58,428
Yeah, yeah.
1004
00:52:58,428 --> 00:53:00,512
Sit.
1005
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:04,345
Shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh, shh.
1006
00:53:04,345 --> 00:53:06,220
Set him like this.
1007
00:53:09,178 --> 00:53:10,637
Hey.
1008
00:53:13,136 --> 00:53:14,679
Hey.
1009
00:53:16,595 --> 00:53:17,804
Shh.
1010
00:53:26,553 --> 00:53:28,053
Shh, shh, shh.
1011
00:53:28,053 --> 00:53:29,095
Oh, my gosh.
1012
00:53:29,095 --> 00:53:30,553
Shh, shh, shh.
1013
00:53:37,553 --> 00:53:39,053
Boy or girl?
1014
00:53:39,053 --> 00:53:41,095
Boy.
1015
00:53:46,553 --> 00:53:47,970
Are you sure
it's yours?
1016
00:53:50,470 --> 00:53:52,011
Tami?
1017
00:53:52,011 --> 00:53:53,762
I don't know.
1018
00:53:53,762 --> 00:53:55,053
Still in surgery.
1019
00:54:03,929 --> 00:54:05,512
It'll be okay.
1020
00:54:18,637 --> 00:54:20,261
That's your uncle.
1021
00:54:24,387 --> 00:54:25,595
It's a boy.
1022
00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:27,303
No, Ian
doesn't know yet.
1023
00:54:51,929 --> 00:54:53,679
- Oh!
- Buddy!
1024
00:54:55,845 --> 00:54:57,637
Hey, guys, I'm open.
I'm open.
1025
00:54:57,637 --> 00:54:59,804
Hey, the ball, ball,
ball, ball, ball!
1026
00:54:59,804 --> 00:55:02,011
- Come on, man!
- No, no, no, no!
1027
00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:06,720
Oh!
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