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Previously on Nip/Tuck...
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So you'd like some liposuction, Mrs. Budge.
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Whatever it costs, I can afford it.
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Name me a price, sexy man.
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- You got any mac and cheese--
- Zip it, Dawn.
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What's the matter with me?
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Your kidney's been surgically removed.
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This is a hot car, matt. But not as hot as you.
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- Burt can't find out about this.
- I smelled it on you, honey.
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I will ruin you both before I give my blessing
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so you can run away and play happy ever after.
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Where do you find these people, Sean?
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Is there some kind of Craig's list for the ugly and unemployed?
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Our contract with the Landaus allows us 4 pro-bonos every month.
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I plan on meeting that quota.
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Free surgery is like sex without an orgasm.
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Unless, of course, the patient's name is Blue Monday,
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in which case the free surgery follows an orgasm.
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- Is it hot in here?
- No. You all right?
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I had strep throat a couple weeks ago. I guess I haven't kicked it.
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Had a great run, Christian, it's time to give back.
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I do give back, as much as my accountant says I have to.
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Charity isn't an issue of your account,
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it's an issue of conscience. Am I right?
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Go back to work.
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It's ridiculous. I have a garden variety case of strep throat.
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Doctors, can Dr. Cruz and I have some privacy?
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No, it's ok, it's ok, they can stay.
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You've developed acute glomerular nephritis.
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It's not uncommon after a bout of strep.
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- What's her filtration rate?
- She only has about 10% left.
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She's going to need a new kidney to replace her remaining one.
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I'm gonna recommend that you begin dialysis immediately.
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Dialysis takes 6 hours a day, how am I supposed to work?
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I've taken the liberty of placing you on the national donor list.
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You were officially 62,342 in line.
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That list is bullshit. People wait years for one of those organs.
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Do you have any family that might be willing to volunteer as a donor?
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My only living relative is my mother,
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and when my father died last year, she banned me from the funeral.
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As far as she's concerned, my being gay is what killed him,
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so I don't think that she's going to be offering up a kidney anytime soon.
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Sean and I will get tested.
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You would do that for me? Jesus, Liz, of course.
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You're family. Right, Sean?
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Of course.
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Christian!
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It's not your face I want to see, it's hers.
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- Screw this.
- Christian, wait!
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Where do you think you're going?
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I'm done playing dildo.
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Maybe you're done playing doctor, Chrissy.
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You walk out that door,
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and I'm gonna chop that little flesh shop of yours into fish bait.
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You can have it. And her.
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Hopefully one of them will get you a hard-on.
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You're done playing with my 10-inch dick.
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Christian...
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Christian! Don't go!
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How can you be with a man who treats you that way?
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Why do you stay? For the money?
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What am I supposed to do?
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I lose everything if I leave.
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I won't go back to that hole I was in before I met Burt.
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What hole, hooking? Doesn't seem like you ever stopped.
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- I'm sorry.
- No!
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Come with me. Come with me. Come with me now. Come with me.
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No. I won't belong to another man.
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Burt... bought my mother a house.
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He gave my sisters jobs. This isn't only about me.
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We have to be smart, Christian. Please.
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Don't make any waves. I can get us out of this.
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Tell your husband he can fire me. I'm nobody's whore.
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What can we do for you, Dawn? More lipo?
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Hmmph. God knows I could use it.
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In the past 6 hours I have consumed more fry hoppers
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than a french whore during the nazi occupation.
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Those cookies and the oxycontin are the only thing
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keepin' me from passin' out right here from pain.
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- Pain? I was ear-jacked.
- Carjacked?
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Ear-jacked! Jesus! I got one ear, I can hear better than you.
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After Dwight left me for Mallory, I went on a 4-week fast food bender.
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Arbys, K.F.C.
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I even bought a popeye's franchise for good measure.
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Well, after thousands of grams of saturated fat
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failed to mend my broken heart, I drove on down to Boca...
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Picked myself up a gorgeous pair of honkin' earrings.
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First mistake I made? Wearin' them in public.
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So what's it gonna cost me, doc, for the new ear?
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- Well, Mrs. Budge--
- Miss.
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I'm single now.
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Miss Budge, we can rebuild the ear using cartilage
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and fatty tissue from other parts of your body.
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- God knows you got plenty.
- Zip it, pretty boy.
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What's option 2?
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We can attach an artificial ear. Made out of silicone.
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What am I, plastic man?
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I'll look like a mannequin at Lane Bryant. This ear has to be perfect.
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Now that I am oprah-rich and back on the dating scene,
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I plan on nabbin' my own stedman within one year.
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There is one other possibility.
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It's fairly new technology and it won't be cheap.
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Sweetie, I wipe my ass with $100 bills.
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All right. Then we'll make an appointment at the genetics lab.
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Genetics lab?
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That's where they're gonna grow you a new ear.
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Oh... God!
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That's incredible. Oh...
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Deeper. Ahhh!
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Oh, that's good. Oh...
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Oh...
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I can't tell the difference between the knots and the muscles.
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You're like this mass of sculpted steel.
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Oh, you're too sweet. It's pilates.
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Will you get my lower back?
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Yeah.
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Oh... Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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Well... I'm sorry. It's just, you were moaning...
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We're friends, Matt. I thought I could trust you.
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Look, Kimber, I'm sorry, but I like you.
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I guess you have that effect on the men in my family.
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And you thought that because I had relationships with your dads
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that I was just gonna screw you, too?
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I thought you were different than they were, Matt.
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Yeah, I am. I'm spiritual. I just spent the last month picking up shit
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in front of church buildings, for Christ sake.
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Did you do that for your growth or to impress me?
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Look...
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Get out.
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I don't feel safe with you here anymore. Go.
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Ok.
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- You're not a match.
- How close was I?
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You're a 5 out of 6, that's almost a perfect match.
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Would you describe yourself as promiscuous, doctor?
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Your blood tested high for an antibody that only appears in
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people with an unusually high number of sexual partners.
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So I can't give liz a kidney because I've had too much sex?
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- There's irony for you.
- You're disappointed.
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I fixed a number of nephrectomy scars.
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It's almost to impossible to regain muscle definition in the affected areas.
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There are other possible complications.
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Incontinence, infection, clotting.
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You are aware that the results are strictly confidential?
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I'm only obligated to reveal the findings to the donor.
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Are you saying you'll lie for me?
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I'm saying it's my responsibility to test you,
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but it's your responsibility to inform
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any interested parties that you're a match.
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Mr. Landau's here to see you. Says it's urgent.
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- Excuse me.
- Yes.
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Are you a match?
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- No, are you?
- No.
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Any other ideas how we can help her?
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You can get medical marijuana and russian brides over the internet these days,
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I'm sure we can find ourselves a kidney.
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Do you have any idea what this come to jesus meeting with Burt is all about?
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Yeah, we're gonna get fired. He found out about Michelle and I,
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and he said if we didn't screw in front of him,
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then he would tear the business apart.
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Turns out the old bird is a kinky bastard.
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Jesus, Christian.
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I should have known if anything was gonna bring this place to its knees,
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it would be your dick.
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Think you can get us out of this?
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Not unless you got a 12 gauge and a bunch of hams.
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It happened 2 nights ago.
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The doctor said it was an ischemic stroke.
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Were you straining? A bowel movement?
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We were having sex.
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We made it to the hospital within half an hour.
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They told us the clot had dissipated.
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Sorry, but if the clot is fully dissolved and
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he's already on the anti-coagulants, what do you want us to do?
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You're my plastic surgeon.
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Fix my goddamn face.
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Where is Dr. Troy? This is totally unacceptable.
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He's caring for a sick associate.
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Oh! No need to lie. The man is terrified of our sexual chemistry.
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I get it.
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Here it is. Isn't he beautiful?
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We call him Vincent.
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After the 19th century painter Vincent Van Gogh,
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who's infamous for cutting off his ear.
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Thanks, sister Wendy.
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I just bought one of his paintings. I got it hanging in my bathroom.
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Every time I take a dump now, I feel artistic.
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So, doc, what'd you do? Shave the poor thing down?
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It's a nude mouse.
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It's genetically altered to be born without a thymus gland.
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It has limited T-cells, which means it can't fight off infections.
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It also means he's less likely to reject donated tissue.
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Mmm. Does it hurt when you sew that thing on him?
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No. We implant a tiny ear-shaped scaffold,
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filled with donor tissue into our guy's back.
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His blood nourishes the growing cells,
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and in about 6 weeks, you have an ear.
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I forwarded Dr. Kaplar your blood work,
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so he picked this mouse based on the results.
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You'll also be given a heavy dose of anti-rejection drugs to aid the process.
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Even then, there's still a 20% chance that your body will reject the tissue.
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Fine. Wrap it up. And let me tell you,
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the cage better be included in the price.
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You can't take the mouse with you.
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I used to raise ferrets in the back of my trailer.
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I know how to care for a rodent. This mouse has no immune system,
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so it might not survive outside of a sterile environment.
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I'll have margo come twice a day. She's my cleaning woman.
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Doesn't speak a word of english, but let me tell ya,
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she can limpie mi casa muy bueno.
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I think maybe you should go somewhere else.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh. All right. Fine, Vinny stays.
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But I need to hold him. I want to bond with my ear.
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Oh, oh! Isn't he adorable?
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Ah! I always had a thing for baldies. Look! Look at him!
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Oh, to think what this little guy is gonna go through,
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just so I can wear a pair of sunglasses again. Heh.
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We like to think that we're creating life of the noblest form
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dedicated solely to making others well.
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Just like you, doc.
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Thanks, Vinny. He can't hear you through that.
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Oh.
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- Hey, Liz.
- Hey.
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- These are for you.
- Aww, thank you, honey. Mmm.
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Mmm. Ok. He's here. You guys gonna tell me now?
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Which one's going under the knife so I can get out of here?
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I'm sorry, Liz. Neither one of us is a match.
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Sean and I went to school with some people
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from the american kidney foundation.
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We'll try and get you bumped up the list.
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So someone who's been waiting longer gets screwed over to save me?
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Oh, no. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
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Look on the bright side, hmm?
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They're gonna suck a pound of liquid out of you every time you come in here.
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You'll be able to fit into your skinny jeans.
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Ok. Ok. that's enough of me complaining.
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Distract me. How's the baby, Sean?
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Good. Bigger. He's starting to smile.
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It's great when they start to give a little something back, huh?
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All I'm asking is you bump her up a couple of notches on the donor list.
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You owe me, Jim.
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Who helped you get into the pants of that hot brazilian radiologist
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with the big fake tits when we were residents? Huh?
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You married her? Phew, no shit. Well, tell her I said hello.
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Bloodwork came back on Burt Landau.
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Guess what he was on the night of his stroke?
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Viagra.
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Excuse me?
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Your husband was on it the night that he had a stroke.
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You remember that night?
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"I can get us out of this, Christian."
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Are you suggesting that I gave it to him?
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I'm suggesting it's a little odd for a man to take a drug that
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every doctor he's seen over the past 2 years said could kill him.
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How dare you. I am not a murderer.
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You're saying through all of this-- the surgeries, you and me--
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you never wished he was dead?
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Wishing and actually doing something about it are 2 very different things.
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I thought you knew me.
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We'll see if I do.
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Who gave you the Viagra, Burt? Hmm? What?
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- Who gave you the Viagra?
- I don't know.
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Stop covering for her. She tried to kill you.
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Mmm. No, she didn't.
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I took it myself.
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Stupid. But those 3 minutes inside her...
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were worth giving up.
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How many years I got left?
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- Wait. I'm sorry--
- Stay away from me.
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If I didn't need you to fix my husband's face, you'd be fired already.
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From now on, consider us business associates.
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What do you want?
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I want a personality test.
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- Go away, Christian.
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Aw, come on, Kimmy. It's me. You know, the guy you almost married.
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Let me in. I need to talk you.
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Jesus. You smell like a brewery.
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You, you smell like--
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Mmm, every time I get close to a woman who's wearing your perfume,
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I get a hard-on.
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Ok.
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Now I know where he gets it from.
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Hmm? Your son came on to me the other day.
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Oh.
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So congratulations. You don't need to force me not to see you anymore.
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Your genes and bad influence have done it for you.
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Can I get myself a scotch, sweetie pie?
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One drink and then you hit the road.
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I'm sorry about Mattie. Oh, I'll talk to him.
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No, don't. He-- he's just young.
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He doesn't understand what it means to really believe in something yet.
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That shit really works for you, huh?
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For once in my life, I feel like
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there's something I can give myself really to,
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and I can expect the same in return.
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I never gave to you like that.
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When you wanted to. But it always came with a price.
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Maybe you should audit me.
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If it works for you, there must be something to it, right?
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Christian, stop.
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Don't tell me you never think about me, baby. Hmm?
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When you're alone in bed at night...
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And your fingers find their way down to your pretty little...
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Rosebud?
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You never close your eyes, pretend those hands are mine?
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Oh, please, stop, Christian. Please. Stop.
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Mmm. Let's lock ourselves in, make love and...
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eat take-out for a few days.
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- I need to go.
- Ok.
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I have a seminar at church tomorrow afternoon,
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if you want to come by, and I'll audit you then.
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Oh, are you kidding me?
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I don't give a shit about your whack-a-doo religion.
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What? You told me you wanted to--
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I said what I always say-- whatever it takes to get me laid.
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How can you be so cruel?
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Why don't you just go screw one of your whores if you needed to get laid?
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Whores only give you their body.
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I needed to feel like the most important man in the world,
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and you're the only person who can do that for me.
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Don't worry sweetheart.
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I'm sure there's some chapter in dianetics that'll help you get through--
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Get out! Get out!
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I hate you! Get out of my house!
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, yes.
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H ey.
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Didn't know you were coming over tonight.
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I invited her. I reckoned that even gals on a restricted diet
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deserved a home-cooked meal.
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Listen, you have no idea what this me but I cannot accept it.
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Accept what? When I found out that you couldn't be a donor for Liz,
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I called and asked for to be tested.
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- You're a match?
- No. But I am.
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I swear, I didn't know he was getting tested, Sean.
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Liz is family, dad. She used to baby-sit me.
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She even let me have a swing of beer at one of her barbecues when I was 14.
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You are my hero. But I will not let you do this for me.
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The acorn didn't fall far from the tree, did it, daddy?
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Do you have any idea how life-altering a kidney donation can be?
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I've just recently been forced to come to the conclusion that
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I've spent my entire life taking, so unless you can come up
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with a good reason why I shouldn't, I'm going through with it.
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How could you let him do this?
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She didn't let me do anything. I'm 18.
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I didn't think he'd be a match. You and Christian weren't.
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I mean, I don't want him to do it, either,
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but, you know, he doesn't need our consent.
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I haven't seen you in a month, Matt.
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Well, that's going to change.
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Where do you think I'll be doing my convalescing?
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Look, you guys raised me to take care of people, yeah?
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I know I haven't always lived up to that, but I want to start now.
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What's gonna happen when you take the ear off him?
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We're sending him off to live in a ranch in Wyoming
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- with his other donor buddies.
- Seriously.
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If I built him a sterile room at Terra Budge, do you think I could keep him?
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The only room you're gonna need to build for him is a mausoleum.
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The mice don't survive the surgery.
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Seriously?
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We could cancel the procedure.
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Nah. Do it. I'm gonna need both ears to pull off my fall wardrobe.
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Alright there partner?
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00:31:01,997 --> 00:31:07,752
Matt wants to give Liz his kidney. He and Julia got tested.
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Kid's got balls. I'll kill him before I'll let him do it,
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but you gotta admit, the kid's got balls.
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He must've got 'em from you.
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He certainly didn't get my kidneys.
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00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:36,632
I lied. I'm a match for Liz. 5 of 6.
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What? Look, I have a handicapped son I have to operate on.
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I can't be out of commission for 3 months.
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Bullshit. Give her the kidney after you operate on Connor's hands.
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You're shit scared about going under the knife, that's all.
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That's not the point right now.
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00:31:58,738 --> 00:32:02,451
Our goal needs to be to stop Matt from forcing the issue with Liz.
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00:32:02,456 --> 00:32:04,612
Oh, I can think of a way of stopping him.
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Give Liz somebody else's kidney.
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Coming!
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00:32:36,556 --> 00:32:39,732
Hey. You're early. Come on in.
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00:32:40,518 --> 00:32:44,213
Uh, thanks for inviting me. And after what happened,
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00:32:44,225 --> 00:32:46,883
I didn't think you'd really want to see me.
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00:32:48,095 --> 00:32:52,333
I thought a lot about it and realized I was totally out of line.
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00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:55,751
And, um, I wanted you to come over so I could apologize.
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Can I make you a drink?
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00:32:56,815 --> 00:33:01,061
Uh, no. Thanks. I'm off the booze.
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00:33:01,676 --> 00:33:05,192
- You training for something?
- No, it's just that, uh,
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00:33:05,806 --> 00:33:07,751
you know, my dad's anesthesiologist Liz,
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she needs a kidney and I'm gonna give her mine,
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so I have to be totally clean to make sure her body doesn't reject it.
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00:33:13,457 --> 00:33:17,203
Whoa. That's awfully generous of you.
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00:33:20,406 --> 00:33:24,673
Yeah. Well, I really took what you said to me to heart, you know?
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About giving back.
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00:33:33,786 --> 00:33:37,042
Hmm. You really are a beautiful soul, Matthew McNamara.
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00:33:41,095 --> 00:33:43,440
So, where are your kidneys anyways?
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00:33:43,446 --> 00:33:48,510
- Um, back here.
- Right here?
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00:33:50,008 --> 00:33:51,691
You think it's gonna hurt?
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00:33:52,746 --> 00:33:55,170
Well, it's not gonna feel good.
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00:34:02,315 --> 00:34:05,432
- Does that feel good?
- Yeah.
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00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:40,460
I assume you know I'll be overseeing my husband's surgery
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00:34:40,476 --> 00:34:42,490
- in the O.R.
- Of course.
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00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:46,582
I know how you and your husband like to watch each other.
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00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:18,922
Is there something wrong?
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00:35:18,927 --> 00:35:22,192
Blood pressure's dropping. Get me one milligram epi.
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00:35:29,238 --> 00:35:31,732
He's gone into defib. Give me the crash cart.
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00:35:58,965 --> 00:36:00,011
Clear!
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00:36:01,587 --> 00:36:02,642
Clear!
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00:36:04,656 --> 00:36:07,460
Blood pressure's coming back. Heart rate's stabilizing.
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00:36:30,768 --> 00:36:33,320
Looks good. What happened?
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00:36:33,338 --> 00:36:35,460
Ear jacked. You?
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00:36:35,987 --> 00:36:37,543
Someone stole my kidney.
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00:36:41,847 --> 00:36:44,361
I didn't know they did real medical stuff in here, too.
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00:36:44,367 --> 00:36:48,262
Well, they don't. Sean and Christian set that up for me
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so I could work a couple hours a day.
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00:36:51,758 --> 00:36:55,682
Wow. That is really nice of them to do that for you.
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00:36:56,367 --> 00:36:57,751
I mean, come on. You think about it,
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00:36:57,755 --> 00:37:00,801
the last thing some socialite wants to see after her eye job,
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00:37:00,807 --> 00:37:03,761
somebody having a blood scrubbin', right. Ha ha ha.
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00:37:04,926 --> 00:37:08,551
How'd you do it? You know, get them to care about you so much?
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00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:12,500
I'm sure you have people in your life that would do the same for you.
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00:37:12,507 --> 00:37:14,620
Yeah. I got plenty of people.
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00:37:15,327 --> 00:37:17,881
Most of 'em showed up right when the money did.
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00:37:26,585 --> 00:37:28,080
You expecting someone?
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00:37:29,285 --> 00:37:30,513
Not really.
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00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:35,640
I thought maybe my ex and my daughter might stop by, but
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00:37:36,047 --> 00:37:38,212
they're back in Pensacola now, so.
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00:37:38,227 --> 00:37:39,823
Maybe they don't know what happened to you.
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00:37:39,826 --> 00:37:42,973
Bullshit. I did an exclusive two-parter on Montel.
428
00:37:42,978 --> 00:37:45,111
They never, ever miss an episode.
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00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:54,211
You know how much money I spent since I won that powerball?
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00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:58,222
20 million. Yeah.
431
00:37:58,308 --> 00:38:02,542
I got a huge house. I got more ice than an eskimo.
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00:38:03,016 --> 00:38:06,423
I got a race horse I've never even seen. And you know what?
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00:38:07,126 --> 00:38:08,412
I'd give twice that right now
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00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:12,042
to have somebody walk through that door and just hold my hand.
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00:38:16,716 --> 00:38:19,621
I used to raise ferrets, you know, before the money.
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00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:23,293
There was one. Knickers.
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00:38:23,298 --> 00:38:25,733
Cutest thing I ever saw in my life.
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00:38:26,298 --> 00:38:29,412
She got her little paw caught in the trailer door.
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00:38:31,617 --> 00:38:34,382
I hocked my entire Franklin mint collection on ebay
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00:38:34,386 --> 00:38:36,040
just to pay her vet bills.
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00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:40,581
You know, I nursed her. She got better. I loved her, you know.
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00:38:42,338 --> 00:38:46,272
I could tell she loved me, too. And look at me now.
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00:38:48,005 --> 00:38:51,482
You know how got this ear? I killed a mouse for it.
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00:38:52,416 --> 00:38:56,191
Vincent. Cute little guy, too.
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00:38:56,985 --> 00:38:58,471
He grew the ear on his back, and
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I let him sacrifice himself just so I could look good in my Jill St. John's.
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00:39:03,016 --> 00:39:04,952
I'm sure Vincent understood.
448
00:39:05,508 --> 00:39:08,372
The point is I gained more when I had nothing.
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00:39:09,098 --> 00:39:12,313
It's like I traded my soul for all that money, you know?
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00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:16,652
And then I look at you. I mean, the victim of a horrible crime.
451
00:39:17,007 --> 00:39:18,580
But what gets you through?
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00:39:18,608 --> 00:39:22,573
The hope that maybe for a couple hours a day you get to be a doctor.
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00:39:24,467 --> 00:39:26,722
You're a hero. You are.
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00:39:27,757 --> 00:39:29,702
And I'm a big, fat zero.
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00:39:32,466 --> 00:39:34,081
Oh, god, what happened to me?
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00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:51,771
Too bad they can't grow a kidney on the back of a mouse, huh?
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00:40:03,867 --> 00:40:05,213
It isn't right.
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00:40:05,217 --> 00:40:08,741
He should be in a facility that can care for him properly.
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00:40:09,327 --> 00:40:10,731
He needs to be home.
460
00:40:12,556 --> 00:40:14,701
This isn't like recovery from his other surgeries.
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00:40:14,707 --> 00:40:16,363
He's had a massive stroke
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00:40:16,636 --> 00:40:18,923
which means diaper changes and intense physical therapy.
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00:40:18,927 --> 00:40:20,432
It could be years before he's back on his feet.
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00:40:20,436 --> 00:40:23,303
I've hired a hospice nurse to be here at night.
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00:40:25,315 --> 00:40:28,592
And I'm perfectly capable of handling things during the day.
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00:40:28,806 --> 00:40:30,152
What about work?
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00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:33,730
I'll take a leave of absence.
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00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:39,991
You don't need to do that.
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00:40:40,597 --> 00:40:44,701
This is a list of the top in-patient rehab clinics in Miami.
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00:40:44,707 --> 00:40:47,260
Do you and Burt a favor-- and go take a look at them.
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00:40:47,266 --> 00:40:50,633
I won't. I won't put him in a nursing home.
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00:40:50,925 --> 00:40:52,832
Of course. Wouldn't want to do anything to
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piss him off enough to make him change his will.
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00:40:56,408 --> 00:40:58,733
You think I want it like this?
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00:40:59,645 --> 00:41:04,130
You think I want to spend the rest of my youth holed up in this tomb?
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00:41:06,718 --> 00:41:09,820
But he's still my husband. He needs me.
477
00:41:09,826 --> 00:41:12,762
But you don't love him anymore. You love me.
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00:41:16,878 --> 00:41:19,283
You wanted me to let him die on that table.
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00:41:19,286 --> 00:41:22,680
- I saw it in your eyes.
- And I saw it in yours.
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00:41:24,805 --> 00:41:29,111
But you saved him anyway. Now it's my turn.
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00:42:19,756 --> 00:42:21,080
Hey, Sean.
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00:42:23,236 --> 00:42:25,053
We need to talk.
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00:42:25,266 --> 00:42:27,443
About Matt? I know.
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00:42:28,065 --> 00:42:30,661
He's adamant about giving me his kidney.
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00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:34,661
I'm afraid he's going to leave it on my doorstep in a gift wrapped cooler.
486
00:42:35,287 --> 00:42:37,612
You don't need Matt's kidney.
487
00:42:39,207 --> 00:42:41,190
'Cause I'm gonna give you mine.
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00:42:42,098 --> 00:42:45,761
That is very sweet, Sean, but I think that
489
00:42:45,766 --> 00:42:48,953
we're both going to feel a little silly when my body rejects it.
490
00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:52,892
It won't. I'm a 5 of 6 match for you.
491
00:42:56,697 --> 00:42:58,822
I lied about my test results.
492
00:43:01,108 --> 00:43:02,701
I'm sorry, Liz.
493
00:43:05,076 --> 00:43:10,393
I was scared. The surgery, the recovery. I just...
494
00:43:10,715 --> 00:43:12,450
Didn't want to end up like me?
495
00:43:22,597 --> 00:43:23,972
Why the change of heart?
496
00:43:25,117 --> 00:43:27,132
I would never have known that you lied.
497
00:43:32,217 --> 00:43:35,543
I made a list of the people I thought would give me a kidney.
498
00:43:35,548 --> 00:43:36,791
It was pretty short.
499
00:43:39,355 --> 00:43:45,521
Then I made a list of people I'd give one to. It was even shorter.
500
00:43:48,256 --> 00:43:52,430
I always thought of myself as... a good friend,
501
00:43:52,555 --> 00:43:54,672
someone you can count on.
502
00:43:54,825 --> 00:43:59,141
Wasn't until all this happened that I realized I was full of shit.
503
00:44:02,227 --> 00:44:06,932
What I'm saying, Liz, I love you. I don't want to lose you.
504
00:44:11,237 --> 00:44:16,091
You're gonna take my kidney. I scheduled the operation for tomorrow.
505
00:44:19,247 --> 00:44:21,973
Shit. Scary, huh?
506
00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:25,993
I have never asked you to do this for me, Sean.
507
00:44:30,175 --> 00:44:32,081
You shouldn't have had to.
508
00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:40,881
The truth is, I can't. Frankly, your kidney's not hot enough.
509
00:44:41,435 --> 00:44:46,132
You're only a 5 out of 6. I have found a better match.
510
00:44:47,995 --> 00:44:49,590
A better match? Who?
511
00:44:50,546 --> 00:44:54,461
A perfect 6 out of 6, just like my powerball ticket.
512
00:44:54,576 --> 00:44:57,301
I guess lightening really can strike twice.
513
00:44:57,306 --> 00:44:59,451
Especially when it has such a large target.
514
00:44:59,456 --> 00:45:04,142
That target didn't seem to ing me to your apartment floor, sweet cheeks.
515
00:45:08,198 --> 00:45:09,482
Should we begin?
516
00:45:10,238 --> 00:45:12,672
I'm ready when you are. Go gentle, doc.
517
00:45:12,678 --> 00:45:15,040
I got to look my best for bikini season.
518
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:17,220
Dr. Mucktar will be doing most of the heavy lifting,
519
00:45:17,227 --> 00:45:20,220
but we'll do what we can to minimize the scarring.
520
00:45:20,228 --> 00:45:22,243
Though I have to warn you, Ms. Budge,
521
00:45:22,246 --> 00:45:24,362
there's very little we can do with a nephrectomy scar
522
00:45:24,368 --> 00:45:27,202
because of the angle at which the incision is made.
523
00:45:27,677 --> 00:45:30,422
Screw it. It'll be my badge of honor.
524
00:45:34,138 --> 00:45:36,263
You think I can come by every now and then
525
00:45:36,268 --> 00:45:39,331
and visit my kidney, you know, for coffee or something?
526
00:45:39,506 --> 00:45:43,300
I don't think I can say no. How's next Thursday?
527
00:45:43,846 --> 00:45:47,340
Ok. Looks like you've got a friend for life there, Lizzie.
528
00:45:47,478 --> 00:45:49,062
You sure it's worth it?
529
00:45:54,818 --> 00:45:56,972
- How we doing?
- Scared.
530
00:45:57,368 --> 00:45:59,890
Relax. You're among friends.
531
00:46:02,216 --> 00:46:03,330
Thank you.
532
00:46:03,857 --> 00:46:05,103
My privilege.
533
00:46:06,368 --> 00:46:08,462
Ok, count back from 10 for me.
534
00:46:11,258 --> 00:46:18,123
10, 9, 8, 7.
535
00:46:21,277 --> 00:46:28,111
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