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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:04,933 (light electronic pulsing) 2 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:10,903 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:36,233 --> 00:00:39,073 (metal clanging) 4 00:00:39,067 --> 00:00:41,727 - Dan! 5 00:00:41,733 --> 00:00:43,003 - What? 6 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,370 - There's someone downstairs. 7 00:00:47,533 --> 00:00:49,333 I heard a crash. 8 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:51,673 - That Derek Acorah has got a lot to answer for. 9 00:00:53,567 --> 00:00:55,427 - Surely you're not going weight training 10 00:00:55,433 --> 00:00:57,173 at this time of the morning? 11 00:00:59,033 --> 00:00:59,803 What? 12 00:01:01,267 --> 00:01:03,727 Another kung fu championship? 13 00:01:03,733 --> 00:01:06,503 (metal clanging) 14 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:09,097 - What was that? 15 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:11,070 - You're gonna have to go downstairs. 16 00:01:11,067 --> 00:01:13,497 Get something to defend yourself. 17 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:14,370 - Why am I goin'? 18 00:01:15,233 --> 00:01:16,473 - Well, who else is there? 19 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:20,827 Your wife, the mother of your only child? 20 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:22,073 - You soon forget about women's rights 21 00:01:22,067 --> 00:01:23,497 when there's danger involved. 22 00:01:24,567 --> 00:01:25,397 Agh! 23 00:01:26,567 --> 00:01:28,297 What am I supposed to do with that? 24 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:29,730 It's not a spider! 25 00:01:29,733 --> 00:01:32,903 (gentle upbeat music) 26 00:01:45,867 --> 00:01:48,227 (both gasp) 27 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,573 - We thought you were a burglar! 28 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,367 - And that's how you were gonna take me down? 29 00:01:51,367 --> 00:01:53,067 - I've got, I've got some moves, as well. 30 00:01:53,067 --> 00:01:54,097 - What you doing? 31 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:55,570 Molly's not even awake yet. 32 00:01:55,567 --> 00:01:58,067 - I thought I'd make a head-start with the bottles. 33 00:01:58,067 --> 00:02:00,097 (baby crying over monitor) 34 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,430 I'll fetch her. 35 00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:03,303 There's tea in the pot if you want a brew. 36 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,400 - Well, I didn't, because I was asleep! 37 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,300 - Well, you're up now! 38 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:09,870 (solemn music) 39 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,870 - Sorry. 40 00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:19,897 - You will be if you've used all the hot water again. 41 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,530 - Oh, sorry, I wasn't in for long. 42 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:23,733 - Greg, I'm teasing, I'm teasing, 43 00:02:23,733 --> 00:02:25,173 I said make yourself at home. 44 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:29,673 Right, I shall make us some breakfast. 45 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:31,167 - Oh no, no! 46 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:33,227 You can't come down until I tell you, it's a surprise. 47 00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:34,373 (doorbell rings) 48 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:35,197 I'll get it. 49 00:02:38,433 --> 00:02:39,873 All right, mate. 50 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:43,197 (Pauline wolf whistles) 51 00:02:48,133 --> 00:02:49,933 - Dad, are you all right? 52 00:02:49,933 --> 00:02:51,873 You seem to be in a bit of a rush. 53 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,927 - I just fancied getting up and out early, that's all. 54 00:02:53,933 --> 00:02:55,073 (doorbell rings) 55 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:55,827 - That'll be Mum. 56 00:02:55,833 --> 00:02:56,633 - Already? 57 00:02:57,933 --> 00:03:01,073 - Right, come on, out with it! 58 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:04,970 - It's Pauline, she's been down every day, 59 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,097 fussing over Molly. 60 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,570 - Well, she is her nana. 61 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:09,367 And with everything that's happened with Robbie. 62 00:03:09,367 --> 00:03:11,397 - I know, she's projecting. 63 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,100 I mean, I'm not one to criticize 64 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:16,470 but she's got some very weird ideas about baby care. 65 00:03:16,467 --> 00:03:17,827 - Like what? 66 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:19,603 - I went to the shops yesterday and left her in charge 67 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,470 and when I got back, her and Molly are watching "Aliens." 68 00:03:23,467 --> 00:03:24,967 - Yeah, well, it is her favorite. 69 00:03:24,967 --> 00:03:26,197 - It's an 18! 70 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,900 - I just saw Greg taking in a parcel next door. 71 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:30,100 Looked very cosy! 72 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:32,600 - I told you, he's doing up Tanya's kitchen. 73 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,770 - Doing it up naked, is he? 74 00:03:34,767 --> 00:03:38,067 Well, half naked, he had a towel on, more to the pity. 75 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:40,927 oh, he's a big hunk, is that Greg! 76 00:03:41,867 --> 00:03:44,127 'In't Greg a big hunk, eh? 77 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:46,673 He is, yes, he is! 78 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:47,727 Phwoar! 79 00:03:47,733 --> 00:03:50,903 (gentle upbeat music) 80 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:56,197 - I've made you some porridge. 81 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,230 You'll need to carb-load up for the big game tonight. 82 00:03:59,233 --> 00:04:00,803 - How long's Roger away for? 83 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:06,600 - Now, did he say a few days or a few weeks? 84 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,270 - I tried to ring him to see if he's coming to the match 85 00:04:08,267 --> 00:04:09,597 but no answer. 86 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,700 Where is it he's gone? 87 00:04:11,633 --> 00:04:13,673 - A religious cruise, I think. 88 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:14,497 - Where to? 89 00:04:15,933 --> 00:04:17,573 - Religious places. 90 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:18,427 - Like where? 91 00:04:19,633 --> 00:04:21,603 - Bethlehem, I think. 92 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,170 - Isn't Bethlehem in the desert? 93 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,800 - You have been training so hard, 94 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,070 you need to stop worrying about Roger 95 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:33,297 and concentrate on winning your first match tonight. 96 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:40,627 (solemn music) 97 00:04:44,567 --> 00:04:45,767 - I suppose you've never done anything 98 00:04:45,767 --> 00:04:47,067 to be embarrassed about. 99 00:04:48,267 --> 00:04:50,727 (phone ringing) 100 00:04:50,733 --> 00:04:52,203 (answer machine beeps) 101 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,770 - [Answerphone] You have reached St Swithun's Parish Church. 102 00:04:54,767 --> 00:04:55,897 Leave a message. 103 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:57,230 (answer machine beeps) 104 00:04:57,233 --> 00:04:58,303 - Roger, listen! 105 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:00,170 It's Gary's big match tonight 106 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:03,527 and he really wants you to come. 107 00:05:03,533 --> 00:05:07,333 I know you're avoiding me and, well, this is silly, 108 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,900 it was just a kiss. 109 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:10,830 - Oh, don't! 110 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:12,803 - [Bianca] Call me back, please. 111 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,670 (answer machine beeps) 112 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:18,167 (Roger sighs) 113 00:05:19,067 --> 00:05:20,827 - After all I've done for you! 114 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,070 - We were just goin' out. 115 00:05:26,067 --> 00:05:28,797 - It's gonna rain any minute! 116 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,130 - She's seen this one, Pauline. 117 00:05:30,133 --> 00:05:32,073 - I know, Molly loves it! 118 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:34,427 Don't you? 119 00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:37,933 Yes, you do! 120 00:05:37,933 --> 00:05:39,873 - Yeah, thanks, Jim, I'll let him know. 121 00:05:41,067 --> 00:05:42,227 - Let who know what? 122 00:05:42,233 --> 00:05:44,533 - Been putting the feelers out for Greg. 123 00:05:44,533 --> 00:05:47,173 Jim Lafferty's got some work over in Sheffield. 124 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:50,197 - Greg is a big boy, I'm sure he can find his own job. 125 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,130 - Sometimes, he needs a push in the right direction. 126 00:05:53,133 --> 00:05:54,673 I'll just nip round and tell him. 127 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:57,067 - Well, when you've finished solving all Greg's problems, 128 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:58,697 could you concern yourself with something 129 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:00,800 a little bit closer to home. 130 00:06:01,733 --> 00:06:03,833 - What you talkin' about? 131 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,803 - You've got to talk to your mum. 132 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,300 - About what? 133 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:12,430 - She's upset with Robbie, so she's focusing on Molly. 134 00:06:12,433 --> 00:06:13,903 - I told you this would happen! 135 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:16,230 - I know, but it's driving me dad mad 136 00:06:16,233 --> 00:06:18,703 and she doesn't even know that Robbie's taken the money yet! 137 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:20,330 - One bombshell at a time, yeah? 138 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:23,833 - I know, but we just don't want Molly to.. 139 00:06:24,933 --> 00:06:27,433 - We don't want Molly to what? 140 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:33,467 - It's just, your upbringing was a little bit unorthodox. 141 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:38,870 - I'll talk to her. 142 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,267 - [Pauline] Dan! 143 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:42,597 - She's scared of it. 144 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,470 - You're scared of it! 145 00:06:44,467 --> 00:06:45,867 Tell him, Dan. 146 00:06:45,867 --> 00:06:47,827 You loved the horrors when you were a baby. 147 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:49,303 Toughened you up! 148 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:51,500 - I'm sorry, love, I can't take any more of this. 149 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,670 Me and Molly are going for a walk. 150 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:55,897 If there's no objections! 151 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:59,570 - (scoffs) What is his problem? 152 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:00,427 Eh? 153 00:07:02,533 --> 00:07:06,073 (doorbell rings) 154 00:07:06,067 --> 00:07:07,397 - Hi! - Hey. 155 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,970 - I just wanted to wish you good luck. 156 00:07:08,967 --> 00:07:10,067 How are you feeling? 157 00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:11,167 - Nervous. 158 00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:12,197 - Aw, you'll be brilliant! 159 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,333 - So, you're still coming, then? 160 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,373 - Yeah, I wouldn't miss it. 161 00:07:16,367 --> 00:07:18,697 Me and Denise are coming with Josh. 162 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:19,930 - Denise? 163 00:07:19,933 --> 00:07:21,273 - It's not a problem, is it? 164 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:24,897 What's going on? 165 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:26,930 - (sighs) The photo in the paper 166 00:07:26,933 --> 00:07:28,633 where it looks like we're kissing, 167 00:07:28,633 --> 00:07:32,273 some of the lads on the team got it into their head 168 00:07:32,267 --> 00:07:35,327 that me and Denise were a couple. 169 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:37,370 - Oh, dear! 170 00:07:38,233 --> 00:07:39,473 - You've gotta help me, 171 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:40,867 you've gotta tell her she can't come. 172 00:07:40,867 --> 00:07:41,797 - No way! 173 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:42,870 She's looking forward to it now. 174 00:07:42,867 --> 00:07:44,227 - Please, Ella. 175 00:07:44,233 --> 00:07:45,773 - Just tell them the truth! 176 00:07:48,733 --> 00:07:50,203 - Fine, forget it. 177 00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:54,273 - Let me get this straight. 178 00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:57,097 You're sayin' I'm a bad influence on Molly? 179 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,200 - No one's saying that. 180 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,900 It's just that, things have changed since we were nippers, 181 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,400 and they do things different now. 182 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,600 - You're saying 'cause one son's a bigamist, 183 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,900 I can't be trusted to look after my granddaughter? 184 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:10,900 - Mum, that's not what-- 185 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:12,530 - You turned out all right! 186 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,403 - Look, no one is pretending that Robbie 187 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,070 doesn't have issues. 188 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:17,597 - I don't want to hear his name. 189 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,170 - Robbie's not evil, he's just made a mistake! 190 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,297 - What's it matter? 191 00:08:22,733 --> 00:08:24,933 None of us have heard from him and none of us will. 192 00:08:24,933 --> 00:08:26,233 He's gone! 193 00:08:26,233 --> 00:08:27,633 - Mum-- 194 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:28,433 - And I suppose that's another thing we can put down 195 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:29,903 to my bad parenting! 196 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:33,433 (solemn music) 197 00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:35,827 - [Greg] All right? 198 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:36,673 - Yep. 199 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:37,497 - No peekin'. 200 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,200 - I'm not! 201 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,800 - Ta-dah! 202 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,930 - Oh, I love it! 203 00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:47,203 - Dishwasher, washing machine and the piece de resistance, 204 00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:49,867 for the lady of the house! 205 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:51,067 - Oh! 206 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:52,167 You know me so well! 207 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:53,067 - Oh! 208 00:08:56,233 --> 00:08:57,633 - Right, now it's time for me 209 00:08:57,633 --> 00:09:01,103 to do what I do best, shopping! 210 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,370 (gentle upbeat music) 211 00:09:12,667 --> 00:09:13,497 - All right, mate. 212 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,670 - Hi, Dan. 213 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,467 - Hi, yeah, I just wanted a chat with Greg. 214 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:19,727 - Okay, I'll wait for you in the car. 215 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:24,403 - What's up? 216 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:25,870 - I spoke to Jim Lafferty, 217 00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:27,297 he's got some work going in Sheffield if you're interested. 218 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,600 - Sheffield? 219 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,730 - Yep. 220 00:09:29,733 --> 00:09:31,473 Wouldn't be a problem, would it? 221 00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:33,427 - Does he know about me having being in prison? 222 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:37,827 - I told him about the legal stuff, I hope you don't mind, 223 00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:40,433 he's cool with it, he said he'd give you a call later. 224 00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:41,303 - Great, thanks. 225 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,627 - What was that about? 226 00:09:49,633 --> 00:09:51,133 - Nothing. 227 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:54,873 He, wanted to know if I fancied the match tonight. 228 00:09:54,867 --> 00:09:58,067 (gentle upbeat music) 229 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,170 - Hiya, Lise. 230 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,327 Is Fergus about? 231 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,503 - He's around somewhere, come and sit down! 232 00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:12,697 - The agency rang, 233 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:16,300 got an audition for an advert this afternoon 234 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,570 but it's so last minute, 235 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:20,227 I thought maybe Fergus could look after Josh. 236 00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:21,273 - Oh, I'm sure he could. 237 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,300 - Josh hasn't seen him since we broke up. 238 00:10:27,533 --> 00:10:29,233 He won't come to the house any more. 239 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:30,973 - Whatever's gone on between you two, 240 00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:33,227 he's got to take responsibility for the little fella. 241 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,433 - I don't want him to think I can't cope. 242 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,200 - [Fergus] Okay. 243 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:40,127 - You can't ignore this forever. 244 00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:43,233 You've got to put your big pants on and get this sorted. 245 00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,103 - I'll call you back this afternoon. 246 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,470 All right, bye-bye, bye-bye. 247 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:50,597 Hello, little man! 248 00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:52,933 Hey! 249 00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:54,203 Hello! 250 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,100 - Oh, erm, I'll put the kettle on. 251 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,470 - Are you okay? 252 00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:05,567 - Yeah, yeah, great, yeah, busy. 253 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:07,067 You know how it is and you? 254 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,500 - I was just wondering if you could take Josh 255 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,400 for the afternoon? 256 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:19,667 - Ah, well, I would, but we really are very busy 257 00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:22,067 and my apartment isn't really baby-proofed yet. 258 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,633 It's a bit of a bachelor pad, if you know what I mean! 259 00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:30,127 Where were you off to, anyway? 260 00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:31,773 - Erm, last-minute audition. 261 00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:34,067 Don't worry, I'll sort something out. 262 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:36,697 (phone ringing) 263 00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:45,073 - Hi, Dave. 264 00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:47,397 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm bang up for a night out! 265 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:49,700 What, clubbing? 266 00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:53,867 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, that'll be immense. 267 00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:55,897 What time were you thinkin'? 268 00:11:58,733 --> 00:12:00,373 All right, cheers, Dave. 269 00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:01,527 Yeah, I'll see you later. 270 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,500 - There you go, my lovely one. 271 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,530 As pretty as ever. 272 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:13,930 Hey, Roger! 273 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:14,903 Come and say hello. 274 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:21,567 - Hello, Sue! 275 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,870 Very nice to see you again. 276 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:28,927 - I come here a lot, to talk to her. 277 00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,533 Do you think I'm mad? 278 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,733 - No. 279 00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:34,273 I think it's good to have someone to talk to, 280 00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,767 even if they're no longer with us. 281 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,427 - All right, Bazza, Rog! 282 00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:39,273 - Terry. 283 00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:40,197 - It's Roger, actually. 284 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,527 - All right, Susie Q? 285 00:12:49,533 --> 00:12:51,403 Oh, I'm good, thanks. 286 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,500 Your Margaret's doin' my head in! 287 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,970 So, I need a lads' day out, you in? 288 00:12:57,967 --> 00:12:59,267 If there's room enough for our Molly. 289 00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:00,227 - Course there is! 290 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:01,403 Do you fancy it, Rev? 291 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,630 - Oh, no, no! 292 00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:05,303 That's very kind of you, but I.. 293 00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:09,467 Actually, I can think of nothing I'd rather do. 294 00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:11,973 Come on, quick! 295 00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:13,497 - Come on, Baz, bring the baby. 296 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,330 Heh-heh! 297 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,273 Here we go! 298 00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,067 - Do you reckon this will be enough? 299 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,067 - If not, we can always go back and get more. 300 00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,497 - Sure. 301 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,670 - I didn't think you'd be such a great shopper. 302 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,867 - Who knew there was so much to choosing plates? 303 00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:31,327 They're very intimate things, plates, 304 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:33,603 you can tell a lot about a person. 305 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,100 - The art of plate reading, it's an ancient skill! 306 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,470 - (giggles) Is that so? 307 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,767 - Oh, yeah. 308 00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:43,127 - Go on, then, what does this plate say about me? 309 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,273 - Someone with hidden depths, 310 00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:47,067 where not everything meets the eye. 311 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:50,400 (phone pings) 312 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,200 - Bradley? 313 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,403 He lives to fight another day. 314 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,400 - He'll be back soon. 315 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,870 - You know that for sure, do you? 316 00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:04,167 Shall we get these inside? 317 00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:09,067 - Why don't we get this unpacked? 318 00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,827 It'll be fun setting things straight. 319 00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:16,167 - I can't keep playing house with you. 320 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,100 I need to get a plan, I need to sort myself out. 321 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,600 - I'll get the rest of the things out of the car. 322 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,270 (phone ringing) 323 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,330 - Hello? 324 00:14:34,967 --> 00:14:36,797 No, he's stepped away from the phone. 325 00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:39,697 Jim Lafferty? 326 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:40,800 Yeah, I'll tell him. 327 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,700 Sorry, it was ringing. 328 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:45,770 Who's Jim Lafferty? 329 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:50,503 - He might have some work for me, I'm not gonna take it. 330 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,070 - Why not? 331 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,427 - Look, I promised Bradley I'd take care of you and Ella 332 00:14:54,433 --> 00:14:56,403 until he gets back, and I will. 333 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,070 - I'm not some pampered little princess 334 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:01,927 who needs her men running around after her, protecting her. 335 00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:05,073 Don't feel sorry for me! 336 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,967 - I don't feel sorry for you. 337 00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:07,897 - Then, what is it? 338 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,900 (solemn music) 339 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,167 - I made a promise. 340 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:19,197 - Yeah, to Bradley, not to me. 341 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,070 - Tanya. 342 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:22,297 Where you going? 343 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:26,070 (gentle upbeat music) 344 00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:27,697 - When you said you had an in, 345 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:30,230 I was rather imagining someone on the board 346 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,173 of directors or something. 347 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:32,927 - Stop your mitherin', come on! 348 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,600 (phone beeps) 349 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,773 - Three missed calls, two voicemails. 350 00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:50,433 - Trouble at the old pearly gates? 351 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,673 - Yes, well, Bianca and I have recently separated. 352 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:59,300 - So, er, were you two, er (whistles) 353 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,570 - Sorry? 354 00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:01,667 - You know, did you get to have a go 355 00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,797 on old Cupid's kettle drums? 356 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,230 Boom-boom, boom-boom! 357 00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:08,603 - No, we had an emotional connection, not a physical one. 358 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,230 I have quite an intoxicating personality, 359 00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:13,733 she formed quite an attachment to me. 360 00:16:13,733 --> 00:16:17,533 - Take it from one who knows, Rog, don't get landed. 361 00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:20,303 Tell 'em who's boss and keep 'em in their place! 362 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:23,230 (phone ringing) 363 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,733 Hello, sweetheart! 364 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,273 Yeah, I'm just out doing the shopping, like you asked. 365 00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:28,097 Yeah. 366 00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:34,473 - Offside! 367 00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:36,667 - [Pauline] Hiya. 368 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,727 - [Bianca] Oh, hiya! 369 00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:39,773 - I'll have a double. 370 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:41,967 - Of what? 371 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,697 - (sighs) Start at that end. 372 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,330 - You're up to something. 373 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,503 - What? 374 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,530 - It's too quiet, where's The Fergus Show? 375 00:16:58,533 --> 00:16:59,503 - I'm workin'. 376 00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:03,767 (knock at door) 377 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,127 - Hiya! 378 00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:08,073 Erm, are you sure you've got the right place? 379 00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:09,267 - I'm looking for a job. 380 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:13,073 (solemn music) 381 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,600 - You've really bloody done it this time! 382 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,870 - Dan, I'm sorry about the money, I was desperate! 383 00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:36,697 - Oh, here we go! 384 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,100 Poor desperate Robbie Johnson, 385 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,170 can't help marrying two women at once, 386 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:43,497 can't help stealing from his own family! 387 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,830 Do you know how hard Lisa works? 388 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,173 That money was for her business. 389 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:51,067 And Mum, Mum is breaking her heart again! 390 00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:52,497 And why? 391 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,270 Because you lie and you cheat and you take advantage 392 00:17:55,267 --> 00:17:56,727 every single time! 393 00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:58,803 - I'm sorry, Dan, I wanna put things right. 394 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,330 - Honest to God, Robbie, 395 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,973 I sometimes wonder if we'd all not be better off 396 00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:03,597 without you. 397 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,470 And now you reckon you can just swan in here 398 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:09,427 because you're sorry and everything'll be all right? 399 00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:12,073 (solemn music) 400 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,800 (door closes) 401 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,567 - I've never done this before. 402 00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:28,697 - Well, we work like any other recruitment agency, really. 403 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,070 - No, I've never looked for a job before, 404 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:32,067 I've never had one. 405 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,473 - Okay! 406 00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:39,097 So no previous experience, that's fine, 407 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,970 we can look at entry level. 408 00:18:40,967 --> 00:18:43,097 What qualifications do you have? 409 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:48,100 - Oh, I have a GCSE, Textile Design, a D. 410 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,173 - Oh! 411 00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:59,167 Right! 412 00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:00,697 Right. 413 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,770 - Ella doesn't take after me, I'm happy to say! 414 00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:06,967 - Okay, well, let's have a look, shall we? 415 00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:09,527 - You'll struggle to find anything with just that. 416 00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:11,873 - Thanks for your input! 417 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:13,067 I'm sure we'll find you something. 418 00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,167 - I'll take anything, I mean really, 419 00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:15,627 It really doesn't matter what. 420 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,870 - Hang on a minute, tell a lie. 421 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,567 We had a woman looking for a cleaner, didn't we, Lisa? 422 00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:27,203 Here ya are, A Mrs. Jefferson, posh townhouse in Didsbury. 423 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,070 Oh! 424 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,867 I can do that! 425 00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:31,497 I've had cleaners. 426 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,400 I'll go there right now. 427 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,230 Thanks. 428 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,303 - Another satisfied customer! 429 00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:41,367 Brew? 430 00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:44,527 (gentle upbeat music) 431 00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,000 - Exactly how was I a bad mother? 432 00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:04,503 After everything I've done for them. 433 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,330 Both of them! 434 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,900 - Our Kerry once told me I'd ruined her life. 435 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,730 - I shouldn't have to put up with it. 436 00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:14,233 - So I told her she'd ruined mine. 437 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:17,373 - I'm her nana, her only nana! 438 00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:22,503 I'm not havin' it, I'm gonna find him. 439 00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:24,603 - Who? 440 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,430 - Barry! 441 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,503 - He's out with Terry. 442 00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,397 - Well, where are they? 443 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,530 Says he's doing the shopping. 444 00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:34,103 Soon tell you where he really is, though, 445 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,830 put this app on his phone, Find Your Friends, 446 00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:41,503 I wouldn't say Terry was a friend, but it still works. 447 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,200 Bingo! 448 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,770 (gentle upbeat music) 449 00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:51,027 - Time for a little chat with your Auntie Lisa. 450 00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:53,733 - I'm busy, Lisa, I've got stuff I need to sort out. 451 00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:57,433 - Mm, you're tellin' me. 452 00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:58,933 - That's not what it looks like. 453 00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:00,773 - What, it's not a sleeping bag? 454 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:02,867 - Sometimes I get cold. 455 00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:10,533 - I found these hanging out to dry in the men's toilets. 456 00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:12,873 - I had an accident. 457 00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,897 - Because that's less embarrassin' 458 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:19,070 than admitting that you're sleeping in the office? 459 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:21,567 And not for the first time. 460 00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:23,667 - Yeah, actually, I think it is. 461 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:26,067 I think it's less embarrassing than being slung out 462 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,067 on your ear and having nowhere to live! 463 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,800 - You need to talk to her. 464 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,570 - And have her think I'm a loser, 465 00:21:34,567 --> 00:21:36,927 have Josh think that his dad's pathetic? 466 00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:40,373 - So, you'd rather have them think that you don't care? 467 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,627 Because this act you're putting on, 468 00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:44,703 this everything's fine stuff, 469 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,100 that's what it's got her thinking. 470 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,430 - Of course I care! 471 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,603 - Then, talk to her. 472 00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:53,673 Besides, she's always known you're a loser! 473 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,330 (gentle upbeat music) 474 00:22:03,967 --> 00:22:05,597 - Get on with it, Terry! 475 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,900 - You sound like Margaret. 476 00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:10,567 You've gotta take your time, get it right. 477 00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:11,497 (baby crying) 478 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,800 It's all about the angle. 479 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,100 - Molly needs changin'. 480 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,630 - So do it here. 481 00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:16,603 - On a golf course? 482 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,530 It's nature, innit? 483 00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:18,933 It's good for 'em. 484 00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:20,373 Long walk back otherwise. 485 00:22:22,233 --> 00:22:24,473 (Terry whistles) 486 00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:26,427 Oh, I do like a woman in Pringle! 487 00:22:26,433 --> 00:22:28,633 I could never get Margaret to try it. 488 00:22:28,633 --> 00:22:31,203 - This is a nine-hole golf course, isn't it? 489 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,670 - Number three of the full 18. 490 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:34,867 - Oh, God! 491 00:22:34,867 --> 00:22:36,167 - Thank you very much! 492 00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:37,927 Here I am trying to show you a nice time, 493 00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:40,333 take your mind off your girl troubles 494 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,303 and all you can do is moan. 495 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,200 - Excuse me! 496 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,470 Can I see your membership cards, please? 497 00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:54,227 - Oh, damn! 498 00:22:54,233 --> 00:22:56,173 I appear to have left them in the car. 499 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:58,667 - Then, you won't mind giving me your names. 500 00:22:58,667 --> 00:22:59,627 - Course. 501 00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:04,133 It's Johnny, Johnny Walker. 502 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:07,303 And this is my brother Murray, 503 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:11,570 and our friend, the Reverend Green. 504 00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:18,303 - I have a full list of members at the club house. 505 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:20,300 - And you'll find our names on it. 506 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:21,130 - Don't go away. 507 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,970 - Oh, you're still here. 508 00:23:31,967 --> 00:23:34,567 - Yep, and I'm not goin' anywhere. 509 00:23:34,567 --> 00:23:37,627 - Suit yourself, I've got an interview. 510 00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:38,833 - Really? 511 00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:40,333 - It's for a job as a cleaner. 512 00:23:41,733 --> 00:23:44,203 I bet you think that's hopeless, don't you, pretty pathetic? 513 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,730 - Nothing of the sort. 514 00:23:45,733 --> 00:23:47,933 I think it's fantastic, actually. 515 00:23:47,933 --> 00:23:52,103 Tanya, you're not hopeless, not at all. 516 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,070 I've seen you holding it together all this time, 517 00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:54,897 you're strong. 518 00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:59,070 I think you can do anything you put your mind to. 519 00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:01,397 - Really? 520 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,200 - Really. 521 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:07,197 - Good, because I'm taking control of my own life for once. 522 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,170 - [Terry] Nice one, Bazza! 523 00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:11,497 - I don't see how it's my fault. 524 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:12,900 Reverend Green? 525 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:14,770 Maybe if Terry hadn't sexually harassed those women-- 526 00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:16,927 - Cursed for appreciating the female form? 527 00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:19,873 - Let's just get the hell out of here before he comes back! 528 00:24:21,233 --> 00:24:23,073 - So, where are they? 529 00:24:23,067 --> 00:24:25,867 - 0.1 miles, north by north west. 530 00:24:25,867 --> 00:24:28,527 (phone beeping) 531 00:24:32,967 --> 00:24:34,067 - Ha, gotcha! 532 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:36,130 Come on, Margaret. 533 00:24:36,133 --> 00:24:36,973 - I'm not runnin! 534 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:43,400 (Pauline laughing) 535 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,230 - Hey! 536 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:50,300 - Sorry, lads, but this is an emergency! (laughs) 537 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,570 - You can't do that! 538 00:24:51,567 --> 00:24:53,627 - Don't make me hurt you. 539 00:24:58,567 --> 00:25:01,127 (upbeat music) 540 00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:04,727 - [Margaret] Terry! 541 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,630 - [Pauline] Come back! 542 00:25:06,633 --> 00:25:08,333 - Terry! - Barry! 543 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,833 - Terry! 544 00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:10,903 - [Pauline] Come back here! 545 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:12,130 - [Margaret] Terry! 546 00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:14,833 - [Pauline] We're gonna catch you! 547 00:25:14,833 --> 00:25:16,403 - [Margaret] Terry! 548 00:25:17,467 --> 00:25:18,897 - [Pauline] Barry! 549 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,470 - [Margaret] Terry! 550 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,070 Terry! 551 00:25:23,067 --> 00:25:24,067 - [Pauline] What do you think you're playing at? 552 00:25:24,067 --> 00:25:26,267 - [Margaret] Terry! 553 00:25:26,267 --> 00:25:28,897 - The perfect end to a perfect day. 554 00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:33,427 (doorbell rings) 555 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:39,127 - It feels funny ringin' the doorbell. 556 00:25:39,133 --> 00:25:39,973 - Come in. 557 00:25:43,867 --> 00:25:45,297 - Hey! 558 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,470 What've you got there? 559 00:25:46,467 --> 00:25:47,467 What's that? 560 00:25:49,367 --> 00:25:51,367 - We've been playin' Old McDonald. 561 00:25:51,367 --> 00:25:54,797 I wanted to be the farmer but Josh insisted! 562 00:25:56,233 --> 00:25:58,873 - I'm sorry about earlier, I should've helped you out. 563 00:25:58,867 --> 00:26:00,267 - Mum didn't mind takin' him. 564 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,467 - Yeah, but the thing is. 565 00:26:01,467 --> 00:26:02,797 (phone ringing) 566 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,070 - I better get that. 567 00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:05,297 - Yeah, course. 568 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,100 - It's the agency. 569 00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,430 Hi, Donna, it's okay. 570 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,400 I completely understand. 571 00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:21,297 Yeah. 572 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:23,970 The next one, for sure. 573 00:26:23,967 --> 00:26:25,067 See you, bye. 574 00:26:27,433 --> 00:26:28,773 - I'm sorry, Denise. 575 00:26:29,933 --> 00:26:31,873 - TV's probably out of my league. 576 00:26:31,867 --> 00:26:33,467 - Nothing is out of your league! 577 00:26:38,067 --> 00:26:41,067 I've been, erm, sleeping at the office. 578 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:45,100 And I haven't been out clubbing every night, either. 579 00:26:46,767 --> 00:26:49,267 I can barely keep my eyes open after 10! 580 00:26:49,267 --> 00:26:50,097 - But why? 581 00:26:51,533 --> 00:26:54,073 - Because I didn't want you to think I wasn't coping. 582 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,270 I am going to be a proper support to you and Josh. 583 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,800 Whatever's happened, he's still my son 584 00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:10,767 and you're still my best friend. 585 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,170 (solemn music) 586 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,070 - Hiya! 587 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,300 He came back? 588 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,430 - He gave me this and left. 589 00:27:42,433 --> 00:27:44,703 - Well, at least we don't have to tell Denise. 590 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,200 What a day! 591 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:51,070 - You won't believe this but, erm, we are alone. 592 00:27:53,467 --> 00:27:54,627 - Hello? 593 00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:55,473 Dad? 594 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,900 Is that supposed to be doing it for me? 595 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:05,400 - This and a bath for two. 596 00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:07,973 - Ooh! 597 00:28:10,633 --> 00:28:13,303 (both giggling) 598 00:28:17,067 --> 00:28:18,627 (phone ringing) 599 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:19,873 - Don't answer it! 600 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,867 - But it might be Molly. 601 00:28:24,867 --> 00:28:25,867 - Mum? - Dad? 602 00:28:27,067 --> 00:28:28,527 - What's happened? - Calm down. 603 00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:32,273 - The golf club? - What do you mean, detained? 604 00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:38,703 - I've made a decision, my marriage is over. 605 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:43,503 (gentle upbeat music) 606 00:28:49,067 --> 00:28:50,167 - You're sure? 607 00:29:03,433 --> 00:29:04,533 - [Ella] Hey! 608 00:29:05,933 --> 00:29:08,633 Ooh, the place looks great! 609 00:29:08,633 --> 00:29:11,133 - It's all credit to your mum. 610 00:29:13,067 --> 00:29:14,497 - Ella, we need to talk. 611 00:29:15,767 --> 00:29:17,727 - The golf club are threatening to call the police! 612 00:29:17,733 --> 00:29:18,973 - I'll kill 'em! 613 00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:20,597 - Not if I get my hands on them first. 614 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,730 (phone ringing) 615 00:29:21,733 --> 00:29:23,073 - (sighs) Who now? 616 00:29:23,067 --> 00:29:23,867 Uncle Terry? 617 00:29:23,867 --> 00:29:25,067 Auntie Margaret? 618 00:29:25,067 --> 00:29:26,667 - Well, they're already there! 619 00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:27,597 - Yes, this is him. 620 00:29:30,867 --> 00:29:31,727 Which hospital? 621 00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:35,630 Yeah, erm, I'm on my way. 622 00:29:36,967 --> 00:29:38,467 It's Robbie, he's in hospital. 623 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,130 - Oh, Dan. 624 00:29:41,133 --> 00:29:44,533 You go to the hospital and I'll go to the golf club 625 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:45,933 and sort them out. 626 00:29:53,433 --> 00:29:55,833 - Have you spoken to dad yet? 627 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,400 - No. 628 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:03,167 - But you're sure? 629 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:21,030 Well, then, I'll support you, whatever happens next. 630 00:30:22,567 --> 00:30:25,127 (solemn music) 631 00:30:38,633 --> 00:30:39,933 - 500 pound damages? 632 00:30:39,933 --> 00:30:41,233 What a rip off! 633 00:30:41,233 --> 00:30:43,033 - Just be grateful they didn't call the police! 634 00:30:43,033 --> 00:30:45,873 And what were you thinking, getting Molly involved in this? 635 00:30:45,867 --> 00:30:46,897 - It wasn't my fault! 636 00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:47,870 It were Pauline! 637 00:30:47,867 --> 00:30:49,827 - No it was not, it was Terry's! 638 00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:52,273 - I think we can all agree it were Margaret! 639 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,327 - I was coerced. 640 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:56,233 - Well, I don't care whose fault it was, 641 00:30:56,233 --> 00:30:58,773 I just can't believe you dragged me here to sort this out. 642 00:30:58,767 --> 00:31:00,097 - Are you coming, lad? 643 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:01,870 - No, no, I don't want to intrude. 644 00:31:01,867 --> 00:31:03,867 I think it's best if I'm on my own, 645 00:31:03,867 --> 00:31:05,497 especially after a day like this. 646 00:31:06,733 --> 00:31:10,173 - First time I cast eyes on Sue were in Preston. 647 00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:13,397 She was wearing a red dress with blue flowers on, 648 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,330 waiting for the 2:20 from Manchester. 649 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,200 When was the first time you saw Bianca? 650 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,770 - Er, I'm fairly certain it was in the, er, Dog and Dart. 651 00:31:24,233 --> 00:31:25,073 - And? 652 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:29,800 - And, er, well, she was, she was wearing this, erm, well, 653 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:33,703 clothes and, you know, serving drinks 654 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:35,500 and I probably had a scotch. 655 00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:40,800 - That day in Preston, my heart exploded. 656 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,630 Have you ever felt that way, Roger? 657 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:47,230 (gentle upbeat music) 658 00:31:47,233 --> 00:31:48,073 - No. 659 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,933 - Then, don't let pride get in the way of a friendship. 660 00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:02,097 - Wait! 661 00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:05,303 For luck, I passed my driving test, 662 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:08,900 got all my exams and my eye test, all with Trixie, 663 00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:10,800 she never fails. 664 00:32:12,633 --> 00:32:14,903 - Will she work if I leave her in my bag? 665 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:19,067 - Yeah, I guess so. 666 00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:21,067 - Have you heard from Roger? 667 00:32:21,067 --> 00:32:23,367 - Yes, yes, I did, actually. 668 00:32:23,367 --> 00:32:24,897 (doorbell rings) 669 00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:27,870 Erm, he said he's still in the desert, 670 00:32:27,867 --> 00:32:30,067 he said something about camels 671 00:32:33,467 --> 00:32:36,197 and that he'd be back tonight! 672 00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:39,073 - I'm sorry. 673 00:32:39,067 --> 00:32:39,897 - You're here now. 674 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:42,830 - Oh, thank God! 675 00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:44,933 Roger, I need some prayers. 676 00:32:44,933 --> 00:32:46,803 - I've already put in a call on your behalf. 677 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,300 - Great. 678 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,400 - How were the camels? 679 00:32:50,567 --> 00:32:55,527 - What? 680 00:32:58,433 --> 00:32:59,503 - We're here. 681 00:33:00,933 --> 00:33:01,903 Robbie, I thought something terrible had happened 682 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:03,870 to you, I thought you might of-- 683 00:33:03,867 --> 00:33:05,297 - I just got in a bit of a fight, that's all. 684 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:08,630 Just drop me back at the hostel, I'll be out of your hair. 685 00:33:08,633 --> 00:33:11,703 It's like you said, you're all better off without me. 686 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,500 - The hostel? 687 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:17,303 Aren't they for the accomodationally challenged? 688 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,473 Come on, let's get you inside and sober, 689 00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:23,697 before anyone sees you. 690 00:33:26,967 --> 00:33:28,397 - [Pauline] I was trying to stop a crime in action. 691 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,900 - Oh yeah? 692 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:31,070 And what were that with that buggy, a citizen's arrest? 693 00:33:31,067 --> 00:33:32,067 - What d'you mean? 694 00:33:32,067 --> 00:33:32,927 - That's enough! 695 00:33:32,933 --> 00:33:34,603 Enough, I said enough. 696 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,070 Right! 697 00:33:36,067 --> 00:33:40,167 Now, we're all going to sit down like a nice, normal family. 698 00:33:43,067 --> 00:33:47,967 Not the sort that trespasses or steals buggies 699 00:33:47,967 --> 00:33:50,627 or causes actual bodily harm to golfers! 700 00:33:50,633 --> 00:33:51,533 - That was Margaret. 701 00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:52,833 - I was provoked. 702 00:33:52,833 --> 00:33:56,833 (all shouting over one another) 703 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:02,173 - Sit down. 704 00:34:06,233 --> 00:34:07,433 You sit down, too! 705 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:18,300 - Right has anyone got anything they feel they want to say? 706 00:34:19,733 --> 00:34:22,133 - I'd like to know how she found me. 707 00:34:22,133 --> 00:34:23,533 - A woman has ways. 708 00:34:23,533 --> 00:34:25,333 - She's got a tracker on you. 709 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,333 - A tracker? 710 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,573 Where is it? 711 00:34:27,567 --> 00:34:28,497 I knew it, I knew there was something! 712 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,170 Where's this tracker, eh? 713 00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:33,097 - I-I was thinking of Robbie, actually. 714 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,530 - Oh, right, yeah. 715 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:47,970 - Look, I know you've heard me say 716 00:34:47,967 --> 00:34:49,867 I'm sorry a hundred times before, 717 00:34:51,067 --> 00:34:53,397 every time I've said it, I've meant it. 718 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:59,700 Look, I know I'm a failure, Mum, and sorry is all I've got. 719 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,530 - And to be fair to him, 720 00:35:05,533 --> 00:35:07,203 Robbie did bring back that money. 721 00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:12,727 - What money? 722 00:35:15,867 --> 00:35:16,797 What money? 723 00:35:18,433 --> 00:35:19,933 - I stole two grand off Lisa. 724 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,200 - And nobody thought to tell me? 725 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:25,730 Oh, I get it! 726 00:35:25,733 --> 00:35:27,573 - We didn't wanna upset you. 727 00:35:27,567 --> 00:35:29,297 - No, it's all becoming clear. 728 00:35:30,467 --> 00:35:33,597 First I'm a bad nana and now a bad mum. 729 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,630 Well I might not have been the best 730 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:35,773 when you two were growing up. 731 00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:37,097 - Mum! 732 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:38,300 - But I tried. 733 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,730 I tried really hard! 734 00:35:41,867 --> 00:35:45,067 I must've let you all down very, very badly. 735 00:35:45,067 --> 00:35:47,067 - Oh, Mum, that's not true! 736 00:35:50,133 --> 00:35:52,673 (solemn music) 737 00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:55,897 - Can you believe it, Roger, our Gary, 738 00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:57,230 a professional footballer! 739 00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:00,630 - I don't know why we had to be here quite so early. 740 00:36:00,633 --> 00:36:03,473 - I don't want to miss one second. 741 00:36:04,467 --> 00:36:06,597 (horn blares) 742 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,230 Not one second! 743 00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:10,773 - Yes, could we not peak quite so soon? 744 00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:14,903 (solemn music) 745 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,070 - Right! 746 00:36:24,067 --> 00:36:27,697 I cannot stand to look at your faces for a second longer. 747 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:29,200 - Charming. 748 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,730 - So, I think we should all go to the football match, 749 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:32,733 like we planned. 750 00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:33,733 - I'm not going anywhere. 751 00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,203 - Me neither. 752 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,830 - You are gonna straighten your face and take your wife out, 753 00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:39,673 and you are going to be where we can keep an eye on you. 754 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:41,930 Now, go and get changed. 755 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:42,773 Now! 756 00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:54,627 - Do you mind if I go over there? 757 00:36:54,633 --> 00:36:56,403 - All right, sweetie. 758 00:36:59,867 --> 00:37:01,167 - Hiya! 759 00:37:01,167 --> 00:37:02,367 Do you mind if I have a word with Denise? 760 00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:04,067 No, no, I'll get us some ice creams. 761 00:37:04,067 --> 00:37:05,567 - Can I have mine not too cold? 762 00:37:11,433 --> 00:37:12,273 What's wrong? 763 00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:15,473 - I need to talk to you about Gary. 764 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,327 He's been bragging to the team. 765 00:37:18,567 --> 00:37:19,697 - Do you play yourself? 766 00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:22,703 - Yeah, it has been known. 767 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:26,300 - Yeah, I thought you were the type. 768 00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:27,230 - And what's that? 769 00:37:27,233 --> 00:37:28,073 - You know, fit. 770 00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:33,533 (giggles) I mean fit as in sporty! 771 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,600 - [Lisa] Where's Gary? 772 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:39,430 - What? 773 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:41,533 - Which one's he? 774 00:37:41,533 --> 00:37:42,703 - There he is. 775 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,070 (whistle blows) 776 00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:50,727 - [Referee] Half time, fellas. 777 00:37:50,733 --> 00:37:54,303 (crowd applauding) 778 00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:55,130 - Gary. 779 00:37:57,067 --> 00:37:59,827 - Denise, look, I can explain, I lied. 780 00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:03,503 - Too right you did, you rotten, cheating pig! 781 00:38:04,933 --> 00:38:07,733 Cheat on me with another model, you are so dumped! 782 00:38:09,733 --> 00:38:12,073 (gentle upbeat music) 783 00:38:12,067 --> 00:38:14,127 - [Boy] Hard luck, buddy. 784 00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:21,597 - All right, Dan? 785 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,270 Better get these back they weren't that hot to start with. 786 00:38:24,267 --> 00:38:25,467 - Dinner for two, is it? 787 00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:28,770 You and Tanya look pretty cosy. 788 00:38:30,233 --> 00:38:31,733 - You know what, 789 00:38:31,733 --> 00:38:33,333 I'm getting a bit sick of the third degree about this. 790 00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:35,073 - Steady, I'm just trying to be a mate here. 791 00:38:35,067 --> 00:38:36,727 - Yeah, well there's really no need to worry. 792 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,273 - She's married, Greg! 793 00:38:38,267 --> 00:38:40,367 Not to mention a little bit mental. 794 00:38:40,367 --> 00:38:41,797 - Back off! 795 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,530 You don't know anything about her 796 00:38:43,533 --> 00:38:44,833 and It's got nothing to do with you. 797 00:39:04,067 --> 00:39:05,067 - Excuse me. 798 00:39:08,067 --> 00:39:09,297 Hi. 799 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:12,530 I, er, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 800 00:39:13,633 --> 00:39:16,703 - It's fine, no harm done. 801 00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:20,370 - Actually, you did do harm. 802 00:39:20,367 --> 00:39:21,297 - It doesn't matter! 803 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:22,130 - Yes, it does. 804 00:39:23,267 --> 00:39:26,067 This lady is worth 10 of you, my friend, 805 00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:30,167 so I've only got one thing to say to you. 806 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,867 (horn blares) 807 00:39:32,867 --> 00:39:33,867 Now, jog on. 808 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:39,927 (crowd shouting) 809 00:39:43,433 --> 00:39:44,273 Go on! 810 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,930 (crowd shouting) 811 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,200 Go on, Gary! 812 00:39:56,933 --> 00:39:59,773 (crowd cheering) 813 00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:26,333 - Oh, I give up, I'm gonna check on Molly. 814 00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:31,797 - Dan, I need to put things right with Mum. 815 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,730 - We both do, tomorrow. 816 00:40:37,267 --> 00:40:39,497 We'll be in better shape after a night's kip. 817 00:40:52,967 --> 00:40:54,827 - We've got to stop meeting like this! 818 00:40:57,533 --> 00:41:00,073 Why does everything I say to you sound so cheesy? 819 00:41:10,567 --> 00:41:13,497 I don't want this to be like a game or a moment, 820 00:41:16,633 --> 00:41:19,573 or like anything I've done before. 821 00:41:21,367 --> 00:41:22,397 - Me either. 822 00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:25,900 I really care about you. 823 00:41:27,367 --> 00:41:29,497 Now it's me sounding cheesy! 824 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,330 - It doesn't. 825 00:41:31,633 --> 00:41:33,873 It doesn't, not if it's true. 826 00:41:33,867 --> 00:41:35,797 - I shouldn't be laying this on you, you've just-- 827 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,630 - No. 828 00:41:38,067 --> 00:41:39,567 We've got to be sure. 829 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:46,600 Look, will it be okay if, if I slept in there tonight? 830 00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:52,533 I mean, nothing, you know, just to be close. 831 00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:57,973 (gentle upbeat music) 832 00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:08,670 * Tell me is it easy on your own * 833 00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:13,067 * After all the love that you've been shown * 834 00:42:13,067 --> 00:42:15,327 * Separating right from wrong 835 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:20,333 * But throwing away everything 836 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:26,470 * I could be the one to keep you warm * 837 00:42:26,467 --> 00:42:31,327 * Shine a guiding light towards your goals * 838 00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:36,333 * Open up your heart and let me liberate your soul * 839 00:42:37,567 --> 00:42:40,897 * Far and away where they turned you down * 840 00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:45,900 * Let them over to your house 841 00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:51,930 * Open your eyes to us and let it go. * 842 00:42:51,933 --> 00:42:54,573 (upbeat music) 57790

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