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Previously on
"Jonas L.A."...
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Mantra wants to meet with
me for our next album.
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I'm not interested in working
with your brothers... just you.
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I just read something online...
Jonas is breaking up.
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You must be the famous
movie brat.
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And you are single.
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Whoa. Boyfriend?
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She needs to know
all of your flaws.
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You're afraid of commitment.
You can't make a decision
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or express your feelings.
And to top it all off, you have an ego.
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Your honesty has made me
feel closer to you.
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None of those flaws
you made up are working.
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Joe, I didn't make those up.
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- What do you think, Kev? A table for two?
- And one.
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Guy, I don't know why mantra started
the rumor about me going solo,
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but it's not true and
no one's gonna believe it.
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Jonas? Together?
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Are you guys here
to beg Nick to come back
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or is this
the breakup conversation?
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Look, I know it's probably
none of my business,
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but, Nick, I support you.
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No, I don't. I don't.
I love you guys together.
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I am freaking out.
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Okay.
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Okay, right this way, please.
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Wow.
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She seems nice.
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Guys, I seriously think
we need to put a statement up
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on our website saying
we're not breaking up.
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Okay, Macy says that if we
responded to every crazy rumor,
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all we'd be doing is
responding to crazy rumors.
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Like Kevin being an alien baby.
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- I don't remember that one.
- It's my own theory.
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Okay, so we agree we're just gonna
let the rumor go away on its own.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Sorry, but we're just trying
to have breakfast, please.
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- Hello, Kevin.
- I know that voice.
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David henrie.
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To what do I owe
this displeasure?
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I challenge you to a challenge
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on the beach
for my new reality show
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called "David henrie's
celebrity beach challenge."
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Come up with the name yourself?
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I did actually
with a roomful of writers
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who I hired.
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So do you accept the...
the challenge?
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Bring it on, henrie.
There better be sunscreen.
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Oh, there will be.
And snacks.
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- The fruit better be fresh.
- Or what?
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- I won't eat it.
- Fine. More for me.
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Come on, guys, let's go.
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Wow, you guys really
go at it over nothing.
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That David henrie
just gets under my skin.
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Whatever happened
between you guys anyway?
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- Can't get into it.
- That bad, huh?
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No, I just don't remember
what it was.
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Hmm.
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- ( Rock music playing )
- * Yeah! *
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ I was sitting at home ♪
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♪ watching TV all alone ♪
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* so tired of routines *
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♪ the day goes on and on ♪
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* so I pick up the phone *
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* call everyone I know *
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* I say there's
gonna be a party *
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* hit the music,
here we go, yeah *
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♪ you gotta live to party,
bust your move ♪
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♪ everybody's in the groove ♪
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♪ tell the d.J.
To play our song ♪
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♪ are you ready
to rock and roll? ♪
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♪ gotta live to party,
bust your move ♪
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♪ everybody's in the groove ♪
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♪ live to ♪
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♪ party! ♪
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Kevin, David Henrie's trash-talking
you over the Internet.
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- The whole Internet?
- A lot of it.
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He says that when he
challenged you, and I quote,
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you "shivered
like a wet dog."
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David Henrie is going down.
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Oh, no.
The feud again?
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- What was that even about?
- No one knows.
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Good morning, Joe.
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Hey.
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Wow, I get a whole
syllable today?
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Must be my birthday.
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It's not your birthday.
I know when your birthday is.
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I was kidding.
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Oh well, maybe you can put "forgets
birthdays" on your list too.
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Dude, will you just
let it go already, please?
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Maybe I should go.
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You know what?
I'm over it.
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- Wow, we really need to...
- Do something.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Hey Joe...
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Are you okay?
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I'm just tired of the drama.
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I thought I liked him again,
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but after the way he's
been acting, I'm over it.
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Why would I want
to be with somebody
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if all they do is point out
what's wrong with me?
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I was trying to help him.
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He can't name a single one
of his own flaws.
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She had a list:
I'm afraid of commitment;
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I'm oblivious;
I have a huge ego;
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and apparently I don't know
how to express my feelings.
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I didn't mean
to hurt his feelings.
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I don't know, maybe this whole being-friends
thing just wasn't meant to be.
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I don't even think I can be
friends with her anymore.
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- It's too painful.
- I'm just gonna stay out of her way...
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- Be polite...
- And try to get through...
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The rest of the summer.
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...The rest of the summer.
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- This is bad.
- I know.
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- We need to...
- Meddle?
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I was gonna say
"stay out of it,"
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- but let's try it your way.
- Okay.
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( Dramatic music playing )
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Welcome to "David Henrie's
celebrity beach challenge."
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I'm David Henrie.
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And this is my challenge.
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I should take this time
to introduce my challenger,
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and I use that word
hilariously,
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'cause it's Kevin from Jonas.
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Hey, everybody.
I'm so happy to be here
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to beat David Henrie
at his own challenge.
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Yeah, right. What planet
are you from, bud?
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Why?
What did you hear?
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( Clears throat )
Here's how it all works:
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There's there rounds.
Round one is worth five points.
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Round two is worth 50 points.
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And round three...
1000 points.
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Of course.
Simple David Henrie logic.
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Why don't we just do
round three?
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Why don't we just do
round three?
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'Cause I don't want to.
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( Clears throat )
Our first challenge...
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it's called
"the celebrity joust...
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Challenge."
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Is that gonna happen
every time you say "challenge"?
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It might happen.
Got a prob?
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Challenge.
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Challenge.
Challenge.
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Challenge.
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Let me guess...
challenge.
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Challenge.
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Okay, that's it.
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Challenge.
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Here's how it works: The two of us
are gonna go to town on each other
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using our celebrity-safe
jousting sticks.
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But not to the head
or face... that's a given.
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The first person to fall off
loses the round.
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( Blows whistle )
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You don't want none of this.
But I can guarantee you something...
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you're gonna be a mess
when this is all over with.
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Get ready, 'cause it's gonna
come out of nowhere.
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Whoa!
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( Blows whistle )
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Big deal...
five points.
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Whooptee-doo.
Bring on round two!
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This is just what you need... a
few hours out on the open seas
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- to clear your head.
- I think you're right, man.
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Just a little bro time, to get
away from all the craziness.
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- ( Laughing )
- Oh.
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Look who's here.
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Can you believe this?
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Talk about a small world.
Huh.
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You stink.
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Never pegged you
as a meddler, Nick.
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You've never used the words
"pegged" or "meddler" before.
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See what she brings out in me?
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So all aboard?
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I'm out of here.
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Later, dude.
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Stella.
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- Joe, slow down.
- No.
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Well, you're running
out of dock.
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Well, I would have gone the other
way, but the dock was taken.
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That was a dirty trick, Mace.
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I'm sorry,
but we had to do something.
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I mean, you guys don't even
want to be friends anymore.
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Why even bother?
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Because Stella still likes you.
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She told me even after everything
that you guys have been through
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she still thinks that you
are the one for her.
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Well, what about all my flaws?
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I don't know.
Stop having them.
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Stella, come on.
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I don't like being
manipulated, Nick.
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I know it was wrong
and I apologize,
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but we had to do something
to get you two together.
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Why? So Joe could
just ignore me?
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Look, I know he's been acting
a bit weird lately,
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but you really hurt
his feelings.
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Oh, I know,
the whole list of flaws.
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But he kind of asked for it.
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I'm not saying he didn't.
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He just really
took it to heart.
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Why?
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Because it came from you.
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- I'm a bad person.
- No, you're not.
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- I'm insensitive.
- You say what you mean.
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- I can be sarcastic.
- You have a great sense of humor.
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- I'm way too judgmental.
- Yeah.
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I can't fight you on that one.
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See?
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But so what, you know?
Nobody's perfect...
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not you, not me,
certainly not Joe.
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Can we talk about this
on the boat?
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You're paying
by the hour, aren't you?
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Yes I am.
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Got it.
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Welcome back
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to the "David Henrie's
celebrity beach challenge."
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I'm David Henrie on the beach
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ready for our second challenge.
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I can't remember
who beat you last time.
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Oh, that's right,
this guy... me.
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Oh yeah, you did.
Five points, whooptee-doo.
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High five... not.
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This next competition
we got right here
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is the 50-point
challenge...
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the "David Henrie celebrity
sticky wall challenge."
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What's gonna happen is you and I
are gonna get a running start,
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launch off
that there trampoline,
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boom... hit the bouncy,
shebang...
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whoever lands the highest
wins the competition.
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Did you get all that or should
I slow it down for you?
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- I'm not scared.
- ( Laughs ) Oh, you will be.
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Now being that you're
the guest, I'll start.
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What?
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( Blows whistle )
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- ( Yelps )
- ( Shouting )
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Ha ha!
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Who's the stickiest?
Me! I am!
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Ahh.
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Now how do I get down?
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Uh, girls, give me
a little assistance here.
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Thank you.
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And we're down.
Oh yeah.
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K-Dawg, you're up, bud.
Good luck.
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Oh hey, it's Emily Osment.
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I'm not falling for that one.
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- Hey, Kev.
- Hi, Emily.
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( Shouting )
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Oh.
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Yes! Ha ha!
Round two... me.
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Welcome to the Henhouse,
K-Dawg.
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Oh.
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- Hey, Kev.
- Hey.
251
00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:21,797
Is Jonas really breaking up?
252
00:10:21,777 --> 00:10:22,777
No.
253
00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:24,370
All right, see you.
254
00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:26,207
Bye.
255
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,229
( Grunting ) Okay.
256
00:10:30,745 --> 00:10:32,012
Argh!
257
00:10:31,993 --> 00:10:34,261
( Ballad playing )
258
00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:41,192
* Oh oh *
259
00:10:43,361 --> 00:10:46,864
* oh oh *
260
00:10:46,756 --> 00:10:49,592
♪ it was a beautiful day ♪
261
00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:51,878
♪ I throw my worries away ♪
262
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,051
♪ nothing new,
just the same old same ♪
263
00:10:53,994 --> 00:10:56,928
♪ so I'ma start a new page ♪
264
00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:58,945
- Ahoy, land lubbers!
- * I turn the radio on *
265
00:10:58,893 --> 00:11:01,028
- All hands on deck!
- * And it's my favorite song *
266
00:11:00,974 --> 00:11:03,276
That's boating
for "get to work."
267
00:11:03,216 --> 00:11:07,152
* It feels so right,
this can't be wrong *
268
00:11:07,028 --> 00:11:10,497
* I just want
a good time *
269
00:11:10,390 --> 00:11:12,224
* oh oh *
270
00:11:12,183 --> 00:11:16,186
* I don't wanna
fuss and fight, no *
271
00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:20,061
♪ life's too short
to waste time ♪
272
00:11:19,932 --> 00:11:22,000
♪ oh no ♪
273
00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:26,687
* every little thing's
gonna be all right *
274
00:11:26,529 --> 00:11:28,930
* 'cause we're chillin'
in the summertime *
275
00:11:28,867 --> 00:11:31,435
* not a cloud
in the sky *
276
00:11:31,364 --> 00:11:33,866
* everybody's
feeling fine *
277
00:11:33,798 --> 00:11:36,266
♪ and everything will be
all right ♪
278
00:11:36,201 --> 00:11:38,835
♪ 'cause we're soaking up
the sweet sunshine ♪
279
00:11:38,762 --> 00:11:40,930
♪ not a worry on my mind ♪
280
00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:43,610
♪ everybody's feeling fine ♪
281
00:11:43,534 --> 00:11:46,536
♪ everything will be
all right, all right ♪
282
00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:51,051
♪ and in the morning
we gon' rise ♪
283
00:11:50,899 --> 00:11:55,235
♪ we gon' rise, oh yeah ♪
284
00:11:55,093 --> 00:11:58,296
♪ trials and tribulations ♪
285
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,335
* pass us by *
286
00:12:00,281 --> 00:12:04,718
♪ pass us by, oh no ♪
287
00:12:04,572 --> 00:12:07,307
♪ so don't you worry,
love is waiting ♪
288
00:12:07,231 --> 00:12:10,399
♪ on the other side ♪
289
00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:15,142
* every little thing's
gonna be all right *
290
00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:17,549
* 'cause we're chillin'
in the summertime *
291
00:12:17,478 --> 00:12:20,180
* not a cloud in the sky,
not a cloud *
292
00:12:20,104 --> 00:12:22,472
♪ everybody's feeling fine ♪
293
00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:24,744
♪ and everything
will be all right ♪
294
00:12:24,683 --> 00:12:27,185
* 'cause we're chillin'
in the summertime *
295
00:12:27,117 --> 00:12:30,119
* not a cloud in the sky,
not a cloud *
296
00:12:30,031 --> 00:12:31,999
* everybody's
feeling fine *
297
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,988
* and everything
will be all right. *
298
00:12:34,899 --> 00:12:37,735
So beautiful day, huh?
299
00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:39,353
It is beautiful out here.
300
00:12:39,318 --> 00:12:42,953
And I'm not afraid to say it because
I am expressing how I feel.
301
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,808
And I totally support you
302
00:12:44,761 --> 00:12:47,863
in a completely positive
and non-judgmental way.
303
00:12:47,771 --> 00:12:50,540
Stella, you want to give me
a hand with lunch?
304
00:12:50,461 --> 00:12:53,630
Absolutely.
Does anybody need anything?
305
00:12:53,535 --> 00:12:54,902
Water sounds nice.
306
00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:56,981
Or juice.
Maybe milk.
307
00:12:56,929 --> 00:12:59,597
Actually, scratch that.
I'm committing to water.
308
00:12:59,524 --> 00:13:01,157
Water it is.
309
00:13:01,124 --> 00:13:03,158
Although I wouldn't criticize
you if you changed your mind.
310
00:13:03,109 --> 00:13:05,111
Nope, water's
the only drink for me.
311
00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:06,396
I am committing to it.
312
00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:07,476
That's wonderful.
313
00:13:07,464 --> 00:13:10,099
- Macy: Okay, let's go.
- All right.
314
00:13:12,908 --> 00:13:14,876
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
315
00:13:14,829 --> 00:13:17,364
Macy said to get rid of my
flaws, so I'm committing.
316
00:13:17,295 --> 00:13:19,863
- To water?
- It's always been there for me.
317
00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:22,227
That's weird.
And I know you really want juice.
318
00:13:22,163 --> 00:13:24,564
I do.
I really do.
319
00:13:26,102 --> 00:13:28,671
Stella, I love you.
You're my best friend.
320
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,234
But why are you acting
like such a freak?
321
00:13:30,201 --> 00:13:32,169
I don't want
to hurt Joe anymore.
322
00:13:32,122 --> 00:13:35,525
I need to be supportive,
non-judgmental, no sarcasm, no digs,
323
00:13:35,421 --> 00:13:38,857
although I know he's already
changed his mind to juice.
324
00:13:40,577 --> 00:13:41,710
Okay.
325
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:44,200
- You got it?
- Yep.
326
00:13:44,132 --> 00:13:45,799
Lunch.
327
00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:51,603
Oops, I forgot your water.
Is juice okay?
328
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,666
Juice is wonderful.
I am thankful for my juice.
329
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,873
You guys,
330
00:13:56,813 --> 00:14:00,116
the boat's not moving.
Why is the boat not moving?
331
00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:01,984
'Cause the anchor dropped.
332
00:14:03,154 --> 00:14:04,621
( Whirring )
333
00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:06,629
Well, pull it back up.
334
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:09,081
It's stuck.
335
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,981
So let me get this straight...
336
00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:12,736
we're never
getting back to shore?
337
00:14:12,697 --> 00:14:14,698
Macy, it's gonna be all right.
We'll get the anchor up.
338
00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:16,751
Oh really?
How do you know?
339
00:14:16,699 --> 00:14:18,400
Are you the anchor?
No no, honey,
340
00:14:18,364 --> 00:14:20,399
- you're not the anchor.
- Honey, stay calm.
341
00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:23,519
The last time someone told
me to stay calm, I was six.
342
00:14:23,424 --> 00:14:26,994
My mom took me to happy land
and we were on a boat ride.
343
00:14:26,882 --> 00:14:29,417
( Giggles ) There were these
little robot puppets
344
00:14:29,348 --> 00:14:32,084
that kept on singing, "it's a
happy little land for you and me,
345
00:14:32,006 --> 00:14:34,540
- it's a happy little land for you and me.
" - ( Joe singing )
346
00:14:34,472 --> 00:14:36,473
And then the boat got stuck!
347
00:14:36,425 --> 00:14:39,127
And the song kept on
playing and playing.
348
00:14:39,051 --> 00:14:41,486
And the robot puppets
kept on singing and singing.
349
00:14:41,421 --> 00:14:44,122
- And there was this... what?
- Joe!
350
00:14:44,047 --> 00:14:46,014
Sorry, it's a catchy
tune, okay?
351
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,337
And sometimes I can just
be oblivious.
352
00:14:48,274 --> 00:14:50,275
Not anymore.
353
00:14:50,228 --> 00:14:51,795
No judgments.
354
00:14:51,764 --> 00:14:53,732
Will you guys just stop?
355
00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:56,422
Okay, we are stuck
in the middle of the ocean!
356
00:14:56,344 --> 00:14:59,546
Macy, the shore is
right over there, okay?
357
00:14:59,451 --> 00:15:02,219
There's a manual crank below.
I'll get the anchor up.
358
00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:03,707
Let's go.
359
00:15:03,678 --> 00:15:07,480
Okay. What are we
doing up here?
360
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,660
( Seal barking )
361
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,175
Is that a shark fin?
362
00:15:12,516 --> 00:15:15,018
- It's a seal.
- Aww.
363
00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:19,321
Boy, can some people
be weird on boats.
364
00:15:19,242 --> 00:15:20,509
No kidding.
365
00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:22,724
- It's just a boat, right?
- What was that?
366
00:15:22,668 --> 00:15:24,635
Promise you won't freak out?
367
00:15:24,588 --> 00:15:26,956
I promise.
368
00:15:26,894 --> 00:15:29,196
Remember that crank
I was trying to find?
369
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,303
Uh-huh.
370
00:15:30,288 --> 00:15:32,456
Yeah, I can't find it.
371
00:15:32,402 --> 00:15:34,904
We're doomed.
372
00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:36,569
We are.
373
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:38,366
Are you ready
for the final challenge?
374
00:15:38,326 --> 00:15:41,161
It's a little something I call "the David
Henrie's celebrity beach challenge... "
375
00:15:41,079 --> 00:15:43,347
okay, I get it. Enough.
Let's just end this.
376
00:15:43,289 --> 00:15:46,091
All right, fine.
I'm gonna give you one chance to apologize
377
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,145
and avoid any further
public humiliation.
378
00:15:48,092 --> 00:15:51,161
Henry, even if I knew what I did,
I still wouldn't apologize.
379
00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:52,904
Have it your way.
380
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:56,433
Oh, would you like a...
would you like a melon wedge?
381
00:15:58,853 --> 00:16:01,388
You were supposed
to drop the tray
382
00:16:01,319 --> 00:16:02,986
then.
383
00:16:02,953 --> 00:16:05,387
You're fired, mom. Go.
384
00:16:07,947 --> 00:16:09,915
It's actually
pretty peaceful out here.
385
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:13,305
Yeah. What if we were
stuck out here forever?
386
00:16:13,199 --> 00:16:17,302
Or a storm came and blew us
to a tropical island?
387
00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:19,137
We'd have to learn
how to survive.
388
00:16:19,092 --> 00:16:20,592
We could live off the land.
389
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,698
I could fish
and build us a hut.
390
00:16:22,645 --> 00:16:24,913
I could make clothes
out of palm leaves
391
00:16:24,855 --> 00:16:26,822
and little accessories
out of seashells.
392
00:16:26,776 --> 00:16:29,444
( Laughs )
We could have a pet monkey.
393
00:16:30,843 --> 00:16:33,178
We could have
whatever we wanted.
394
00:16:33,116 --> 00:16:36,986
I mean, it would be
like starting over.
395
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,528
Starting over...
396
00:16:40,481 --> 00:16:42,682
I like the sound of that.
397
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,995
You really want
that monkey, don't you?
398
00:16:44,932 --> 00:16:48,068
( Laughs )
399
00:16:47,976 --> 00:16:52,045
I think I'm gonna go
check on that crank.
400
00:16:51,914 --> 00:16:53,882
Yeah.
401
00:16:53,836 --> 00:16:56,171
Yeah, a good idea.
402
00:16:59,825 --> 00:17:02,693
- Guys.
- Doomed!
403
00:17:02,611 --> 00:17:04,145
- Whoa.
- Lost at sea!
404
00:17:04,116 --> 00:17:05,750
What?
405
00:17:05,716 --> 00:17:07,083
She's gonna be fine.
Joe, what's up?
406
00:17:07,061 --> 00:17:08,862
I like Stella.
407
00:17:08,822 --> 00:17:10,623
I mean, I've always
liked Stella,
408
00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:12,618
but now she's gonna let me
have a pet monkey.
409
00:17:12,569 --> 00:17:14,537
- He has ocean madness.
- No, he doesn't.
410
00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:16,291
Joe, what are you
trying to say?
411
00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:19,587
What I'm trying to say is that
there's no one like Stella.
412
00:17:19,487 --> 00:17:21,454
She gets me.
413
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,809
She makes me laugh.
414
00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:25,780
And I want her
to be my girlfriend.
415
00:17:25,731 --> 00:17:28,900
Oh, so our plan worked.
416
00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,439
Wow, it did.
417
00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:32,975
And if we survive, we could
totally go on a double date.
418
00:17:32,904 --> 00:17:36,273
So guys, what do I do?
419
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:38,438
Joe, it's a gorgeous day.
420
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:40,481
You're on a boat on the ocean.
421
00:17:40,429 --> 00:17:42,397
- Forever.
- Not forever.
422
00:17:42,351 --> 00:17:43,918
Stella's waiting
for you up there.
423
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,855
It's the perfect moment.
424
00:17:45,809 --> 00:17:47,443
What if she turns me down?
425
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,378
Joe, the summer is almost over.
426
00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:52,100
How many moments have you lost because
you were afraid to take a chance?
427
00:17:52,022 --> 00:17:53,590
I don't know.
428
00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:57,096
- A lot.
- Don't lose this one.
429
00:17:56,986 --> 00:17:58,887
It might be the best
moment of your life.
430
00:17:58,843 --> 00:18:00,911
Right.
431
00:18:02,078 --> 00:18:04,046
Wow.
432
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,701
So I should probably just go.
433
00:18:05,665 --> 00:18:07,633
- Go.
- Call for help.
434
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,455
Wait, yep.
Go.
435
00:18:09,412 --> 00:18:10,913
Okay.
436
00:18:10,885 --> 00:18:12,386
( Blows whistle )
437
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:15,694
( Both grunting )
438
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,028
- I can't believe I used to like you.
- Yeah, I used to like you too.
439
00:18:17,962 --> 00:18:20,364
We used to do all sorts of
fun celebrity things together.
440
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,368
Yeah, what went wrong?
441
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,353
Actually, you know what?
Seriously, what did I do?
442
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,740
Fine. Does the name
Jenny Reese ring a bell?
443
00:18:27,634 --> 00:18:28,801
No.
444
00:18:28,787 --> 00:18:32,457
Here's a hint:
Jenny Reese.
445
00:18:32,342 --> 00:18:35,445
Oh, you mean Jen?
Yeah, she was funny.
446
00:18:35,353 --> 00:18:37,888
She broke up with me
to go out with you.
447
00:18:37,818 --> 00:18:40,687
I never dated Jen.
She went out with Joe.
448
00:18:40,604 --> 00:18:44,841
Huh? Hmm.
How about that?
449
00:18:44,704 --> 00:18:46,471
Are you kidding?
450
00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:49,369
I'm sorry, all you guys look
alike to me and sound the same.
451
00:18:49,283 --> 00:18:52,452
We're battling over
a frozen vat of goo
452
00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:53,858
and you say "sorry"?
453
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,865
I'll tell you what...
We're even.
454
00:18:55,816 --> 00:18:57,783
Happy?
455
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,337
Shall we drop it on three?
456
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,541
Drop it on three.
One...
457
00:19:01,483 --> 00:19:02,783
Two...
458
00:19:02,765 --> 00:19:05,500
Both:
Three.
459
00:19:05,422 --> 00:19:07,323
Whew.
460
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,413
So we're cool?
461
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,403
Yeah, man.
Hey, we're cool.
462
00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:12,515
Awesome.
463
00:19:13,749 --> 00:19:16,084
Whoa!
464
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,335
( Yelling )
465
00:19:20,282 --> 00:19:22,550
Now we're cool.
466
00:19:22,491 --> 00:19:24,926
Joe from Jonas,
467
00:19:24,861 --> 00:19:28,263
consider yourself challenged.
468
00:19:35,781 --> 00:19:38,416
- Stella.
- Hey.
469
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,011
I need to ask you something.
470
00:19:39,976 --> 00:19:41,543
Yeah.
Is everything okay?
471
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,882
Never better.
Listen, I know
472
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:45,453
things have been rocky
between us.
473
00:19:45,421 --> 00:19:49,056
- ( Boat approaches )
- Lisa: Ahoy sailors!
474
00:19:50,512 --> 00:19:52,179
Aunt Lisa?
475
00:19:52,145 --> 00:19:53,679
What are you
doing here?
476
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,785
Well, I've been following you
the whole time.
477
00:19:55,732 --> 00:19:58,033
What kind of chaperone
would I be if I left my girls
478
00:19:57,973 --> 00:20:00,041
on a boat with two
rock stars, huh?
479
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,960
Hold that thought, aunt Lisa.
480
00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:03,447
- Stella.
- Yeah?
481
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,821
We're saved! Ha!
482
00:20:05,757 --> 00:20:07,958
Nick:
It's a miracle.
483
00:20:07,903 --> 00:20:11,272
- Throw me a rope, girls.
- Get me off this boat.
484
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,837
Sorry.
485
00:20:12,803 --> 00:20:15,171
Wait, everyone just hold up.
I'm not finished.
486
00:20:15,109 --> 00:20:17,176
- Stella.
- Yeah?
487
00:20:18,664 --> 00:20:20,965
The summer's almost over.
488
00:20:20,906 --> 00:20:22,807
And ever since
we got to L.A.
489
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,431
I've been wanting
to ask you something.
490
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:27,099
What was that?
491
00:20:27,023 --> 00:20:30,993
Stella Malone,
492
00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:32,834
will you be my girlfriend?
493
00:20:32,788 --> 00:20:34,756
* They say you'll know *
494
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:38,111
* when you really find
the one *
495
00:20:38,007 --> 00:20:40,609
* but it's hard to tell *
496
00:20:40,536 --> 00:20:44,572
* with the damage
that's been done *
497
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,379
* but I'd like to say
that it's your fault *
498
00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:49,461
* but I know better. *
499
00:20:49,821 --> 00:20:51,789
Next on "Jonas L.A."...
500
00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:55,579
Stella Malone,
will you be my girlfriend?
501
00:20:55,457 --> 00:20:58,893
Is Jonas breaking up?
Yeppers or nopers?
502
00:20:58,789 --> 00:21:01,824
Nick, just tell him you're not
doing a record with mantra.
503
00:21:01,735 --> 00:21:03,769
Arr! There be
a storm a-brewing.
504
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,087
Actually, I have
a side project of my own.
505
00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:07,133
Say Joe, you've been
awful quiet down there.
506
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,084
What's your big secret?
507
00:21:09,037 --> 00:21:10,737
A secret? Do I look like
somebody who has a secret?
508
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- What's he hiding?
- Line one, it's Stella.
509
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If you have something to say,
just say it.
510
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