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- Previously on " Jonas L.A."...
- Guys, where are you?
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- We're right here.
- Sounds great, man.
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No, it doesn't because
it's missing something--
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Like the rest of the band.
I got it!
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- You got what?
- The lyrics for the song.
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? I never thought
I would feel it. ?
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We live in different worlds.
I mean, you're here five minutes
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And you're already
hugging vanessa page?
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Rock stars care about
two things: Themselves and their hair.
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Is this what you guys
do all day-- sit around and eat junk food?
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I'm actually starring
in a movie.
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Wait, are you guys starring
in a movie too? I forget.
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No, we're all just extras
in "the joe show."
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- Ugh.
- Cool, pancakes.
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No, don't!
Stella's aunt lisa made them-- they taste like feet.
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They can't be that bad.
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I've never tried
a foot before, but...
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- That is a foot.
- Yeah.
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- So you like them?
- Delicious, aunt lisa.
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- Mmm.
- It's the pickled bean paste.
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I'm gonna make some
for stella and macy. See you boys.
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Bye.
Lock the doors.
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You are never gonna
Mantra wants to meet with me for our next album.
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Dude, he's like
the greatest music producer ever--
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- Stones, peas, j.T.
- Yeah, everything he touches turns to gold.
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- I wish he'd
touch those pancakes. - You want to eat gold pancakes?
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No, I want to sell them
and get good pancakes.
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Here we go!
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Whoo!
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- ( crashes ) oh oh!
- What was that?
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- What are you doing?
- Practicing my flips.
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I gotta get back in shape
for the tour.
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You didn't quite
stick the landing.
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It's a good thing big man's
petunias cushioned your fall.
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Yeah, laugh it up now,
brother, but I'm gonna get my flip back
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And you'll see-- all the fans
will love me the most.
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You gonna clean this up?
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No?
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? yeah! ?
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? hey! ?
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? I was sitting at home ?
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♪ watching tv all alone ♪
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♪ so tired of routines ♪
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? the day goes on and on ?
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? so I pick up the phone ?
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? call everyone I know ?
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? I say there's
gonna be a party ?
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? hit the music,
here we go, yeah ?
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? you gotta live to party,
bust your move ?
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? everybody's
in the groove ?
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? tell the d.J.
To play our song ?
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? are you ready
to rock and roll? ?
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? gotta live to party,
bust your move ?
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? everybody's
in the groove ?
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? live to ?
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? party! ?
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- Ooh, that's cute.
- Yeah.
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Hey, ladies.
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Guess what I'm doing today.
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- Getting
interviewed by movie brat. - I am getting interviewed by--
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Wait.
How did you know that?
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- It was already on her blog.
- Oh.
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Whatever's going
on in hollywood, movie brat's on it.
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She's kind of
my idol.
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Well, mona set it up for me.
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I'm supposed to get movie brat
excited about "forever April."
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Well, the brat's tough.
If she doesn't like you,
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She could trash you
and your movie.
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Well, I guess I'll just have
to turn on the charm, right?
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Oh, so it's just
that easy, huh?
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Sometimes even easier.
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Wow, how does
such a scrawny neck hold such a big head?
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Stells, stellarooni,
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I guarantee movie brat
will be putty in my hands.
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And I don't have
a scrawny neck.
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Joe, not every girl
in the world
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Finds this charming.
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Really? Because if
I recall correctly, you found this
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Pretty awesome.
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And this is why this
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Went like this-- poof.
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Okay.
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There's the famous
kevin backflip.
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I'm a little rusty,
so thanks for training me, big man.
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Yeah, thanks for
crushing my petunias.
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- And I'm sorry about that.
- Accidents happen.
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Let's get to work.
If I'm gonna get my flip back, you're gonna have to push me.
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- Done.
- That means no matter how much I beg and plead,
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- You don't stop.
- Not a problem.
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All right, what's first?
Balance, agility-- oh, strength.
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- Medicine ball.
- What? Oh!
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got it!
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Because no one else is here.
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Well, hello there.
You must be the famous movie brat.
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Jessica. One sec,
just updating my blog.
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Jessica, what are you typing?
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"standing at joe's door,
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Updating my blog."
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- Wow, you are
really on top of things. - I know. My readers demand it.
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You know, I've been
to your website,
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And I must say, your avatar
does not do you justice.
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What are you typing now?
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Um, "joe is so cute.
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Waiting for him
to invite me in."
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Right, sorry.
This way, milady.
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- please don't type that.
That was kinda lame.
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- No, I thought it was charming.
- Oh, then keep typing, milady.
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heh heh.
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- How do I look?
- Aw, I think you look adorable.
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Okay, adorable's
not the goal here.
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I'm meeting with mantra today.
I need to look cool.
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- You know, rock and roll.
- You can be all that and adorable.
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Come on, mace. Mantra could
take our band to the next level.
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- Of adorability?
- Seriously.
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Nick, mantra called you, okay?
He's already sold.
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So just go on
with your old bad self.
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You're the best.
Thank you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Are you sure I look all right?
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Nick, trust me, the last thing
mantra's going to care about is your shirt.
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- Nick! Mantra.
- Pleasure.
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Ew, that shirt--
it's disrupting my groove.
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- Oh, it's
too adorable, I knew it. - No need to apologize.
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Be a good jonas
and pop this on.
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Huh.
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All right,
a sleeve at a time.
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Nick, I'm ready
to receive your music.
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- Here you go.
- A compacted disc!
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Perfection.
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- Actually that's
not meant to be a coaster. - Let me hear your song.
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I don't know how
to play this.
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Then let it play you.
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no more! All right.
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Just a tiny bit.
Right out of the gate.
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Ah yes!
Cool, nick.
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Can't play it--
please.
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Oh, I'm weakened.
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Sounds like you've had
an incredible summer, joe.
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Yeah, it's been amazing.
I'm actually starring in "forever April,"
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- Directed by
the great mona klein. - Mona-- how is she?
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Did she ever recover
after I shredded that awful movie of hers?
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- What was it called?
It was like-- - "soccer squirrels 2"?
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"nuts in new york."
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You know,
I never would have had to destroy her film
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If she hadn't snubbed me
at that premiere.
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Glad she finally learned
how this game is played.
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Wow, you're kinda scary.
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But in a fun way--
like Halloween.
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Oh, this is
good right here. Sit!
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- There.
- Okay.
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Perfect.
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- So about "forever April"--
- uh, later.
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First we're gonna
do the good stuff-- you and vanessa page.
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...Are just costars
and friends.
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Because you just
broke up with her.
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How did you know that?
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I have an army of brats
all over this town, joe.
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- Wow, you are good.
- And you are single.
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Okay, so about
"forever April."
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What kind of girls
do you like?
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Girls that can't wait
to see "forever April."
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I can't wait to see
"forever April."
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Great, then I guess
you're my type.
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Can I get a picture of you?
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For the website?
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Sure.
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Say "forever April"!
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With a big smile, joe,
lots of teeth.
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"forever April."
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my glutes are on fire.
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- Can we take a break?
- No!
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- But I'm in pain.
- So are my petunias.
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So how was movie brat?
Did she chew you up and spit you out?
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Please.
Piece of cake.
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Oh really?
Well, let's have a looky-loo.
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My nana always says that.
I love my nana.
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So the joe charm
actually worked, huh?
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Told ya-- putty.
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Oh wow, okay,
she really loves you.
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- I know.
- No no no. I mean she loves you--
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As in the two of you
are in love.
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Whoa, what?
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Boyfriend?
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No no no,
this isn't funny.
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Really?
'cause I think it's "putty" hilarious.
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If I didn't say it
it was just gonna say itself.
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Well, if I'm her "boyfriend"
I'll just call her up and break up with her.
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Yeah, great idea, joe.
Then with a few keystrokes
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She can
destroy "forever April" and your acting career.
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- Jessica wouldn't do that.
- Oh right.
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'cause telling the world
you're a couple after just meeting-- totally normal.
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Movie brat update--
oh, you have a new nickname.
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You're now her joeypoo.
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Joeypoo.
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Stop it!
This is your fault.
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What?
How is this my fault?
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You're the one who said
not every girl would find this charming.
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- So?
- You got in my head!
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You made me overflirt.
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Oh well, I'm sorry.
As far as I'm concerned, if you overflirt,
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You totally deserve this.
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Oh no! She wants
to go out at 6:00.
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- What do I do?
- You can't dump her.
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So the way I see it,
you have to get her to dump you.
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- Come on, seriously?
- Oh fine, you're on your own.
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Wait wait wait.
Just tell me what to do.
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Oh, that's the right
attitude...
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Joeypoo.
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I'm sorry.
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- Can we just--
- shh!
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We're nearly there.
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And we're there.
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- How do you feel?
- Awesome.
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You're right, mantra.
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Staring at each other silently
for an hour is very cleansing.
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- It's like a loofah
for the mind. - Totally.
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- So when do we get
to the music? - Right.
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Paint it for me.
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Okay, I totally respect
your process, but how do you paint a song?
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Ha ha, nick.
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I remember when jagger asked me
that very same question.
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- As did timberlake.
- And what'd you tell them?
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Well,
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I think the chart-topping
number-one songs I recorded for them provided the answer.
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Got it.
Uh, do you have a smock?
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A smock?
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Never mind.
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Feeling good--
make that great! Ready to flip.
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Whoo!
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- Nice try.
- Okay, I know I told you not to let me stop,
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- But I have got to stop.
- Keep rolling!
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- I have to go to the bathroom!
- I'll give you one minute.
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- But I have to roll
back to the house. - 55 seconds.
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Oh my god.
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ow.
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Okay, jessica's going
to be here any minute.
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- What's the plan?
- Macy and I are going to watch
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Everything that goes on
from this table.
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- How is that going
to help her dump me? - It doesn't. We're just nosy.
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00:11:38,502 --> 00:11:41,372
- Plus they have killer
garlic fries. - Yeah.
240
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,483
Guys, come on,
I need your help here.
241
00:11:43,431 --> 00:11:45,131
Joe, we're just
messing with you.
242
00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:47,230
Okay, so here's the plan:
You're gonna tell her that
243
00:11:47,171 --> 00:11:49,671
If you're going to be
a couple, she needs to know all of your flaws.
244
00:11:49,607 --> 00:11:51,507
- Every single one of them.
- And when she hears them,
245
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:54,228
She'll drop you like
a hot tamale-- although they're really good here too.
246
00:11:54,144 --> 00:11:57,484
Perfect. So I just have
to make up some flaws and then she'll break up with me.
247
00:11:59,715 --> 00:12:02,415
- Please tell me you're joking.
- No. Why?
248
00:12:03,647 --> 00:12:05,847
Okay, let me help
you out there, joe.
249
00:12:05,796 --> 00:12:08,366
You're afraid of commitment.
You're a hopeless flirt.
250
00:12:08,289 --> 00:12:10,589
You can't make a decision
or express your feelings.
251
00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:13,993
And to top it all off,
you have an ego the size of montana.
252
00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:16,690
Wow, you came up
with those fast.
253
00:12:16,604 --> 00:12:18,544
- You forgot oblivious.
- That too.
254
00:12:19,577 --> 00:12:21,617
the brat is here.
255
00:12:21,562 --> 00:12:24,862
- How do you know?
- Because her blog says she's walking in right now.
256
00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:29,978
- Jessica.
- Joeypoo!
257
00:12:29,886 --> 00:12:32,216
Oh ow, all right,
you can let go now.
258
00:12:32,149 --> 00:12:33,889
Oh no thank you, honey.
259
00:12:33,847 --> 00:12:36,117
- Okay, our table's
right over there. - Okay.
260
00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:38,623
Wow, you're very strong.
261
00:12:46,842 --> 00:12:49,042
...And sometimes
I'm oblivious.
262
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:52,880
Joe, I had no idea
it was so tough being a rock star's girlfriend.
263
00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:55,529
I know.
I bet you're reconsidering this whole thing.
264
00:12:55,444 --> 00:12:58,184
No, just the opposite.
265
00:12:58,101 --> 00:13:01,571
Your honesty has made me
feel closer to you.
266
00:13:01,457 --> 00:13:03,397
Wow! What a grip
you got there.
267
00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:05,116
I know.
It's from all the texting.
268
00:13:05,073 --> 00:13:07,943
I can crack a brazil nut
with my bare hand.
269
00:13:07,863 --> 00:13:09,963
Don't you think this is
moving a little fast?
270
00:13:09,906 --> 00:13:13,376
Oh no, joe!
Last year I was a dork with braces
271
00:13:13,263 --> 00:13:16,433
Blogging from my bedroom
and look at me now!
272
00:13:16,341 --> 00:13:19,871
I'm fabulous!
I can make or break careers.
273
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,895
My boyfriend is a rock star!
274
00:13:22,805 --> 00:13:24,705
wow.
275
00:13:24,656 --> 00:13:26,656
Will you excuse me?
Lots of ice tea.
276
00:13:26,612 --> 00:13:29,272
A tiny tank--
another strike against joe.
277
00:13:30,669 --> 00:13:32,669
"tiny tank," hmmm.
278
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,834
- Hey there, tiny tank.
- She blogged that already?
279
00:13:40,748 --> 00:13:44,388
This is a disaster.
None of those flaws you made up are working.
280
00:13:44,268 --> 00:13:46,838
Joe, I didn't
make those up.
281
00:13:46,761 --> 00:13:49,131
Wait, so...
282
00:13:49,063 --> 00:13:51,533
All of those things
you said about me you meant?
283
00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:53,830
Well--
284
00:13:53,772 --> 00:13:55,802
You'd better get back
over there, buddy.
285
00:13:55,757 --> 00:13:58,787
Apparently you're having
thanksgiving at her parents' in el segundo.
286
00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:01,971
This is the worst
day ever.
287
00:14:05,069 --> 00:14:06,999
I think I really hurt
his feelings.
288
00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:09,049
Well, luckily for you
he can't express them.
289
00:14:09,001 --> 00:14:11,531
No, seriously, mace,
have I been crazy mean to him today?
290
00:14:11,456 --> 00:14:13,896
He kind of
deserved it at first,
291
00:14:13,825 --> 00:14:16,165
But you really went to town
with him on that one.
292
00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:21,612
- How do we get him out of this?
- Well, there's one way,
293
00:14:21,535 --> 00:14:23,505
But you're not gonna like it.
294
00:14:27,357 --> 00:14:29,067
- Pull!
- Oh, come on.
295
00:14:29,025 --> 00:14:31,125
- Faster!
- I can do it.
296
00:14:32,478 --> 00:14:34,848
- Giddy up, rudolf.
- Ahhh! There we go!
297
00:14:34,779 --> 00:14:36,619
- Yes yes!
- You go go!
298
00:14:36,573 --> 00:14:39,443
- Ah!
- Mush mush mush mush.
299
00:14:39,354 --> 00:14:42,294
So anyway, I was
thinking that we could do thanksgiving with my mom
300
00:14:42,202 --> 00:14:45,012
And christmas with my dad
and new year's with your family.
301
00:14:47,707 --> 00:14:50,407
Are you okay,
joeypoo-poo-poo?
302
00:14:50,335 --> 00:14:53,305
Yeah, just something
somebody said to me earlier.
303
00:14:53,212 --> 00:14:55,712
- I was thinking about it.
- You're so deep.
304
00:14:55,648 --> 00:14:58,408
- I love guys who sing.
- Joe.
305
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,263
- There you are.
- Uhhh...
306
00:15:00,222 --> 00:15:02,582
- Am I supposed
to know who you are? - Play along.
307
00:15:02,524 --> 00:15:04,184
Stella, hey!
308
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:07,124
- This is jessica, stella.
- Hi.
309
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,931
Movie brat, I know.
I follow your blog
310
00:15:08,892 --> 00:15:12,992
And I saw that you and joe
are kind of together.
311
00:15:12,852 --> 00:15:14,522
"kind of together"?
312
00:15:16,056 --> 00:15:18,816
Try "soulmates forever."
313
00:15:18,741 --> 00:15:20,711
Yeah.
314
00:15:22,865 --> 00:15:25,105
Well, jessica--
315
00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:27,312
Ms. Brat,
316
00:15:27,247 --> 00:15:29,257
The thing is
you just met joe.
317
00:15:31,151 --> 00:15:34,191
And I've known him
my whole life.
318
00:15:37,231 --> 00:15:40,001
And the truth is, joe...
319
00:15:41,038 --> 00:15:42,838
I love you.
320
00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:51,772
Joe, do you feel
the same way?
321
00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:54,961
I totally do.
322
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,058
Unbelievable.
323
00:15:57,993 --> 00:16:00,133
Are you mad?
324
00:16:00,075 --> 00:16:02,715
No, joe!
325
00:16:02,635 --> 00:16:05,945
And ladyperson.
326
00:16:05,838 --> 00:16:09,608
My blog brought
the two of you together.
327
00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:11,823
I am that powerful.
328
00:16:11,755 --> 00:16:15,425
joe, I am really
gonna miss you.
329
00:16:15,313 --> 00:16:17,413
I mean, what we had--
330
00:16:19,082 --> 00:16:23,992
Whoa!
Zac efron is giving me an exclusive!
331
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:26,120
I gotta run.
Lates.
332
00:16:28,999 --> 00:16:30,969
- So?
- So.
333
00:16:30,926 --> 00:16:33,486
- Hey, so it worked?
- Yeah, it totally worked. She bought it.
334
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:36,150
- wait, that whole thing
was an act?
335
00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:39,246
My idea.
Can I get a woot woot?
336
00:16:40,871 --> 00:16:44,141
So real flaws,
fake love-- got it.
337
00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:50,501
- I gotta go.
- Oh joe, no, stay.
338
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,305
I mean let's celebrate.
You're a free man.
339
00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:53,364
Mm-hmm.
340
00:16:54,978 --> 00:16:56,878
I'll see you guys at home.
341
00:16:56,839 --> 00:16:58,639
Dude!
342
00:16:58,594 --> 00:17:01,634
What's with tiny tank?
343
00:17:03,236 --> 00:17:04,906
What's with you?
344
00:17:04,866 --> 00:17:08,206
You want to know
the weirdest part about pretending to like joe again?
345
00:17:08,098 --> 00:17:11,398
- What?
- I kinda started to like joe again.
346
00:17:15,108 --> 00:17:17,008
You almost got me.
347
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,750
You're not acting
right now, are you?
348
00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:25,075
Oh boy.
349
00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:33,936
? there's a storm coming up
and I've gotta prepare ?
350
00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:36,190
? myself ?
351
00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:41,660
? this feeling's getting
stronger every day ?
352
00:17:44,895 --> 00:17:47,095
? something's
creeping inside ?
353
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:51,374
? everything is about
to change ?
354
00:17:51,225 --> 00:17:56,995
? gotta face the fact
that I can't walk away ?
355
00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:03,162
? and this is critical ?
356
00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:06,970
? I am feeling helpless ?
357
00:18:06,838 --> 00:18:10,648
? so hysterical ?
358
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:14,590
? and it can't be healthy ?
359
00:18:14,452 --> 00:18:18,562
? I can't eat or sleep
when you're not with me ?
360
00:18:18,423 --> 00:18:22,223
? baby, you're the air
I breathe ?
361
00:18:22,105 --> 00:18:25,835
? and this is critical ?
362
00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:28,321
? yeah ?
363
00:18:29,682 --> 00:18:31,552
? so stuck on you. ?
364
00:18:42,897 --> 00:18:44,567
I dig the song, man.
365
00:18:44,527 --> 00:18:46,167
The one I just played?
366
00:18:46,129 --> 00:18:48,569
No, the one
you just painted.
367
00:18:48,498 --> 00:18:50,528
The chorus needs
a bit of work,
368
00:18:50,483 --> 00:18:52,753
But I'm grooving
on the verse.
369
00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:55,459
- Yeah, I used a lot of purple.
- Yeah, purple.
370
00:18:55,374 --> 00:18:58,674
Now a final question,
young nick,
371
00:18:58,577 --> 00:19:01,377
Tell me, if I was to eat
your song for dinner--
372
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,801
Okay, mantra, I would really
like to work with you,
373
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,997
But we're just not on
the same wavelength here.
374
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:07,803
Whoa, claws in, kittycat.
375
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:11,965
I know you don't see it,
but there's a method to my madness.
376
00:19:11,821 --> 00:19:14,761
Plus I need a new painting
377
00:19:14,669 --> 00:19:16,769
For my bathroom.
378
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,422
- So are you saying you want
to work together? - I am.
379
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,950
- And I am.
- Awesome, I'll call the guys.
380
00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:23,301
Oh no no, nick,
381
00:19:23,281 --> 00:19:26,211
I'm not interested in working
with your brothers, just you.
382
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:29,230
- What?
- There's something inside of you,
383
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,000
A solo voice
that needs to be heard.
384
00:19:33,802 --> 00:19:36,102
But we've always
been a band.
385
00:19:36,046 --> 00:19:38,346
Always only goes
up till now.
386
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,080
It's time
to go it alone, nick.
387
00:19:41,004 --> 00:19:42,904
Are you ready?
388
00:19:51,611 --> 00:19:53,911
Nice flowers, big man.
389
00:19:53,855 --> 00:19:55,955
I love my petunias.
390
00:19:57,307 --> 00:19:59,207
Hey, bro,
how's your day going?
391
00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:02,468
Well, I had lunch,
got a crazy girlfriend,
392
00:20:02,361 --> 00:20:04,861
Made holiday plans,
broke up with her-- oh, and I just
393
00:20:04,797 --> 00:20:07,397
Found out how stella
really feels about me. Good times.
394
00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:09,619
Sorry, bro.
Are you doing all right?
395
00:20:09,564 --> 00:20:13,034
Well, I would talk about it,
but apparently I'm bad at expressing my feelings.
396
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,990
How was your day with mantra?
397
00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:16,864
Oh you know.
I just did some painting,
398
00:20:16,823 --> 00:20:19,693
Stared, played the flute--
same old, same old.
399
00:20:19,604 --> 00:20:21,704
Hey, guys.
Just took a hot bath.
400
00:20:21,657 --> 00:20:24,587
- Kev, you really need a hobby.
- Funny.
401
00:20:24,505 --> 00:20:27,605
The point is
all my soreness went away. All that's left is strength--
402
00:20:27,507 --> 00:20:30,577
- Hamster-ball strength.
- Hey, guys, I just read
403
00:20:30,489 --> 00:20:32,019
Something online.
404
00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:33,955
Is it movie brat?
Did she trash my movie?
405
00:20:33,913 --> 00:20:36,613
- Mona's gonna kill me.
- No no, you're fine. She actually said that
406
00:20:36,531 --> 00:20:39,101
- "forever April"'s going to be
the movie event of the year. - Awesome.
407
00:20:39,025 --> 00:20:41,495
Dude, at least
something good happened today.
408
00:20:41,432 --> 00:20:45,962
Well, the thing is-- and I know
this can't be true, but the fans are going crazy--
409
00:20:45,814 --> 00:20:47,814
She posted
something about you.
410
00:20:47,761 --> 00:20:51,101
Me?
What'd she say?
411
00:20:50,993 --> 00:20:53,563
According to movie brat,
you're going solo.
412
00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:56,227
Jonas is breaking up.
413
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,880
Next on "jonas l.A."...
414
00:21:06,827 --> 00:21:09,497
- Oh, come on man.
- David henrie-- to what do I owe this displeasure?
415
00:21:09,426 --> 00:21:12,826
I challenge you to a challenge
for my new reality show.
416
00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:16,015
It's called "david henrie's
celebrity beach challenge."
417
00:21:18,575 --> 00:21:20,805
Morning, joe.
418
00:21:20,752 --> 00:21:22,182
You know what?
I'm over it.
419
00:21:22,152 --> 00:21:24,222
- Wow, we really need to--
- do something.
420
00:21:24,175 --> 00:21:27,235
This is just what you need, bro.
Oh, look who's here.
421
00:21:27,148 --> 00:21:28,628
So all aboard?
422
00:21:29,594 --> 00:21:31,173
- I'm outta here.
- Later, dude.
423
00:21:31,109 --> 00:21:32,549
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