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So that's, you know, coming along.
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l'm working with a vocal coach,
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strengthening the...
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A lot guys ignore the laugh.
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And that's about standards.
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l mean, if you're gonna get
into the Evil League of Evil,
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you have to have a memorable laugh.
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What? Do you think Bad Horse
didn't work on his whinny?
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His terrible death-whinny.
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No response, BTW,
from the League yet,
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but my application is strong this year.
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A letter of condemnation
from the Deputy Mayor.
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That's gotta have some weight,
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so...
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fingers crossed.
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Emails.
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"2sly4u" writes--
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"Hey, genius--"
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original.
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"Where are the gold bars
you were supposed
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"to pull out of that bank vault
with your Transmatter Ray?
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Obviously it failed
or it would be in the papers."
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Well, no,
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they're not gonna
say anything in the press.
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But behold.
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Transported from there,
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to here!
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The molecules tend to...
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shift during the transmatter...
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event.
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But...
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they were transported in bar form,
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and they clearly were--
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And by the way,
it's not about making money.
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lt's about taking money.
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Destroying the status quo,
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because the status is not quo.
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This world is a mess, and l just...
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need to rule it.
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l'm gonna--
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Smells like cumin.
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So Transmatter is 75%
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and more importantly,
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the Freeze Ray is almost up.
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This is the one.
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Stops time. Freeze Ray.
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Tell your friends.
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We have...
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Here's one from
our good friend Johnny Snow--
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"Dr. Horrible,
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"l see you are once again
afraid to do battle
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"with your nemesis.
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l waited at Dooley Park
for 45 minutes."
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Okay. Dude.
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You're not my nemesis.
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My nemesis...
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is Captain Hammer.
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Captain Hammer, corporate tool.
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Dislocated my shoulder...
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again, last week.
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Look, l'm just trying
to change the world, okay?
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l don't have time for a grudge match
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with every poser in a parka.
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Besides, there's kids in that park.
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So...
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Here's one from "DeadNotSleeping"--
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"Long time watcher,
first time writing--"
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"You always say in your blog
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"that you will show her the way.
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"Show her you are a true villain.
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"Who is 'her'
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and...does she even know that you're..."
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Laundry day
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See you there
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Underthings
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Tumbling
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Wanna say
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Love your hair
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Here l go
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Mumbling
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With my Freeze Ray, l will stop
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The world
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With my Freeze Ray, l will
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Find the time to find the words to
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Tell you how
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How you make
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Make me feel
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What's the phrase?
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Like a fool
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Kinda sick
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Special needs
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Anyways
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With my Freeze Ray, l will stop
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The pain
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lt's not a Death Ray or an lce Beam
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That's all Johnny Snow
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l just think
you need time to know
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That l'm the guy to make it real
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The feelings
you don't dare to feel
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l'll bend the world to our will
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And we'll make time stand still
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That's the plan
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Rule the world
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You and me
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Any day
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Love your hair
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- What?
- No.
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l--l-- l love the air.
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Anyway
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With my Freeze Ray, l will stop--
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Hey, Doc.
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Moist! My evil, moisture buddy.
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What's going on?
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Life of crime. Got your mail.
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Hey, didn't you, uh--
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didn't you go on a date last night?
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Conflict Diamond told me
you were doubling
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with Bait and Switch.
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Yeah.
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Yeah?
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lt was all right.
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l kinda thought l was
supposed to end up with Bait, but--
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l hear you.
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l saw Penny today.
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You talk to her?
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So close.
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l'm just a few weeks away
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from a real, audible connection.
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l'm-- l'm gonna ask--
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Oh, my God.
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ls that from the League?
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lt's from him.
That's his seal, isn't it?
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The-- The leader? Oh, my God.
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l got a letter from Bad Horse.
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That's so hardcore.
Bad Horse is legend.
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He rules the League
with an iron hoof.
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Are you sure you wanna--
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- Bad Horse
- Bad Horse
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Bad Horse, Bad Horse
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He rides across the nation
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The Thoroughbred of Sin
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He got the application
that you just sent in
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lt needs evaluation,
so let the games begin
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A heinous crime,
A show of force
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A murder would be nice of course
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Bad Horse, Bad Horse
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Bad Horse, he's bad
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The Evil League of Evil
is watching so beware
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The grade that you receive
will be your last we swear
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So make the Bad Horse gleeful
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Or he'll make you his mare
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You're saddled up,
there's no recourse
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- lt's
- "Hi-Yo, Silver!"
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Signed Bad Horse
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lt's not a no.
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Are you kidding?
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This is great!
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l am about to pull a major heist.
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You know the wonderflonium
that I need for the Freeze Ray?
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lt's being transported tomorrow.
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Armored car?
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Courier van.
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Candy from a baby.
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You need anything dampened
or made soggy?
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Thanks, but...
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the League is watching.
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l gotta go this alone.
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Will you lend a caring hand
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To shelter those who need it?
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Only have to sign your name
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Don't even have to read it
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Would you help?
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No? How about you?
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Will you lend a caring--
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What?
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l was wondering if l could just...
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Hey. l know you.
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Hello. You know me? Cool.
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l mean...yeah, you do. Do you?
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From the Laundromat.
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Wednesdays and Saturdays.
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Except twice last month
you skipped the weekend.
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Or if that was you.
It could have been someone else.
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l mean, l've seen you.
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Billy, is my name.
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l'm Penny.
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What are you doing?
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Texting.
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lt's very important or l would stop.
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What are you doing?
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Actually, l'm out here volunteering
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for The Caring Hands Homeless Shelter.
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Can you spare a minute?
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Okay, go.
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Okay.
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Um, we're hoping to open
a new location soon--
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expand our efforts.
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There's this great building nearby
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that the city is just going to demolish
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and turn into a parking lot.
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But if we get enough signatures--
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Signatures?
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Yeah.
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l'm sorry, go on.
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l was saying, maybe we could get
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the city to donate
the building to our cause.
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We would be able
to provide 250 new beds--
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Get people off the streets
and into job training
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so they can buy rocket packs
and go to the moon
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and become florists.
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You're not really interested
in the homeless, are you?
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No, l am.
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But they're a symptom.
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You're treating a symptom.
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And the disease rages on,
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consumes the human race.
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The fish rots from the head,
as they say,
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so my thinking is
why not cut off the head.
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Of the human race?
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lt's not a perfect metaphor.
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But l'm talking
about an overhaul of the system.
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Putting the power in...
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different hands.
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l'm all for that.
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This petition is about the building.
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l'd love to sign it.
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Thank you.
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l'm sorry, l-- l come on strong.
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But you signed.
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Well, wouldn't want to turn my back
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on a fellow... laundry...person.
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Well, if we can't stick together, l don't--
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l'll probably see you there.
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No, l will. l'll--
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She talked to me.
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Why did she talk to me now?
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Maybe l should...
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A man's gotta do
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What a man's gotta do
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Don't plan the plan
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lf you can't follow through
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All that matters
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Taking matters
into your own hands
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Soon l'll control everything
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Stop! Hey! Hey!
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My wish is your command
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Stand back everyone
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Nothing here to see
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Just imminent danger
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ln the middle of it, me
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Yes, Captain Hammer's here
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Hair blowing in the breeze
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The day needs my saving expertise
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A man's gotta do
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What a man's gotta do
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Seems destiny
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Ends with me saving you
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The only doom that's looming
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ls you loving me to death
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So l'll give you a sec
to catch your breath
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You idiot!
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Dr. Horrible. l should have known
you were behind this.
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- You almost killed her!
- I remember it differently.
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ls she--
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lt's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible.
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Lacy, gently wafting curtains.
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Thank you, Hammer man
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l don't think l can
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Explain how important it was
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That you stopped the van
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l would be splattered.
I'd be crushed under debris
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Thank you, sir, for saving me
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Don't worry about it.
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A man's gotta do
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-What a man's gotta do
-You came from above
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-Are you kidding?
-Seems destiny ends
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-What heist were you watching?
-With me saving you
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-l wonder what you're captain of
-Stop looking at her like that!
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00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,549
When you're the best
280
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,219
Did you notice
that he threw you in the garbage?
281
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,179
My heart is beating like a drum
282
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,515
His ass needs kicking
283
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,975
-Some ticking bomb to diffuse
-I stopped the van
284
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,603
The remote control was in my hand
285
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,773
-The only doom that's looming
-Assuming I'm not
286
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,692
-Whatever
-Loving you to death
287
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:44,989
So please give me
a sec to catch my breath
288
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,284
Balls.
289
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,471
Any dolt with half a brain
290
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:12,725
Can see that humankind
has gone insane
291
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,519
To the point where l don't know
292
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,229
lf l'll upset the status quo
293
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:20,525
lf l throw poison in the water main
294
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:24,112
Listen close to everybody's heart
295
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:28,116
And hear that breaking sound
296
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,578
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
297
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:35,456
And crashing to the ground
298
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:39,085
l cannot believe my eyes
299
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:42,714
How the world's filled
with filth and lies
300
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:46,050
But it's plain to see
301
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:49,137
Evil inside of me
302
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:55,226
ls on the rise
303
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,940
Look around
304
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,319
We're living with the lost and found
305
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:08,489
Just when you feel
you've almost drowned
306
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,910
You find yourself on solid ground
307
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:16,664
And you believe
there's good in everybody's heart
308
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:21,044
Keep it safe and sound
309
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,339
With hope, you can do your part
310
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,884
To turn a life around
311
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:31,471
l cannot believe my eyes
312
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:35,099
ls the world finally growing wise
313
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,311
'Cause it seems to me
314
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:41,814
Some kind of harmony
315
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:47,111
ls on the rise
316
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,533
- Anyone with half a brain
- Take it slow
317
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,702
- He looks at me
- Could spend their whole life
318
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,288
- And seems to know
- Howling in pain
319
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,999
- The things that l'm afraid to show
- 'Cause the dark is everywhere
320
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,334
And Penny doesn't seem to care
321
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,711
- And suddenly l feel this glow
- That soon the dark in me
322
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,963
ls all that will remain
323
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,423
- And l believe there's good in
- Listen close to
324
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,133
Everybody's heart
325
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,719
- Keep it safe and
- Hear that breaking
326
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,596
Sound
327
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,890
- With hope, you can do
- Hopes and dreams are shattering
328
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,517
- Your part
- Apart
329
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:20,311
- To turn a life around
- And crashing to the ground
330
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,898
l cannot believe my eyes
331
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:24,983
How the world's
332
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,819
- Finally growing wise
- Filled with filth and lies
333
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:31,030
- But it's plain to see
- And it's plain to see
334
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,699
Evil inside of me
335
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,367
Rapture inside of me
336
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:40,123
ls on the rise
337
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:50,341
lt is so dumb that we've been coming here
so long and never spoke.
338
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,676
l know.
339
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,054
All those months doing
a stunningly boring chore.
340
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,472
l'm a fan of laundry.
341
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,683
Psych! l love it.
342
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,852
-The smell of fabric softener.
-Mmm.
343
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,354
-The feel of warm clothes in your hands.
-So good.
344
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,982
Hey, this is weird.
345
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,943
l ordered one frozen yogurt,
and they gave me two.
346
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,070
You don't happen to like
frozen yogurt do you?
347
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,822
-l love it.
-You're kidding.
348
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:13,990
What a crazy,
random happenstance.
349
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,825
-Here.
-Thank you.
350
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,834
So, how was your weekend?
351
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:28,004
Did you spend the whole time
hunting wild signatures?
352
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:31,841
Um, actually, l went on a date.
353
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:35,219
Get right outta town. How was that?
354
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,472
Unexpected.
355
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,724
He's a really good-looking guy,
356
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,809
and l thought he was
kind of cheesy at first--
357
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,977
Trust your instincts.
358
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,230
But he turned out
to be totally sweet.
359
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,441
Sometimes people are
layered like that.
360
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,901
There's something
totally different underneath
361
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,111
than what's on the surface.
362
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,238
And sometimes there's a third,
363
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,782
even deeper level.
364
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:59,118
And that one is the same
as the top, surface one.
365
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,370
Huh?
366
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,165
Like with pie.
So you gonna see him again?
367
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:07,210
l think l will.
368
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,461
Ohh.
369
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,964
-Billy?
-Yeah?
370
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,134
You're driving the spork
into your leg.
371
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,427
So l am.
372
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,970
Hilarious!
373
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,812
All right. The wait is over.
374
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,272
This, my friends, is my Freeze Ray.
375
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,817
Which, with the addition
of the wonderflonium,
376
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:34,362
l obtained at my famously
successful heist last week.
377
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,490
l say successful
in that I achieved my objective.
378
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:38,950
lt was less successful
379
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:41,536
in that l inadvertently
introduced my arch-nemesis
380
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,912
to the girl of my dreams,
381
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,664
and now he's taking her out on dates,
382
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:48,918
and they're probably going
to French kiss or something.
383
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,212
She called him sweet.
384
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,922
How is he sweet?
385
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,385
Right! Freeze Ray.
386
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,678
So, as of tonight,
387
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,931
l am in the Evil League of Evil
388
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,851
if all goes according
to plan, which it will,
389
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:08,521
because l hold a Ph.D.
in Horribleness.
390
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:09,939
See you at the aftermath.
391
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,691
Peace.
392
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:15,194
But not literally.
393
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:20,366
The Freeze Ray needs work.
394
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,368
l also need to be
a little bit more careful
395
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:23,786
about what l say on this blog.
396
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,664
Apparently the L.A.P.D.
and Captain Hammer
397
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,208
are among our viewers.
398
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,960
They were waiting for me
399
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:34,714
at the Mayor's dedication
of the Superhero Memorial Bridge.
400
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,967
The Freeze Ray takes
a few seconds to warm up,
401
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,219
and l wasn't--
402
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:44,891
Captain Hammer threw a car at my head.
403
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,101
Not to worry, though, because l'm--
404
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,896
Oh, one sec.
405
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,189
He saw the operation
406
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,857
You tried to pull today
407
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:54,150
But your humiliation
408
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,776
Means he still votes nay
409
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:59,488
And now assassination
is just the only way
410
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,240
There will be blood,
it might be yours
411
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:05,328
So go kill someone,
signed Bad Horse
412
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,913
Kill someone?
413
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,331
Would you do it?
414
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,625
To get into the Evil League of Evil?
415
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,627
Look at me, man. l'm Moist.
416
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,003
At my most badass,
417
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,963
l make people feel like
they want to take a shower.
418
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,090
l'm not E.L.E. material.
419
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,176
Killing's not elegant or creative.
420
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,677
lt's not my style.
421
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:25,431
You've got more than enough evil hours
to get into the Henchman's Union.
422
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,308
l'm not a henchman.
423
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,935
l'm Dr. Horrible.
424
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:32,647
l've got a Ph.D. in Horribleness.
425
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,440
ls that the new catch-phrase?
426
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,317
l deserve to get in.
427
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,777
You know l do.
428
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,445
But killing? Really?
429
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,240
Hourglass says
she knows a kid in Iowa
430
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,158
who grows up to become president.
431
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,534
That'd be big.
432
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,621
l'm not gonna kill a little kid.
433
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:49,872
Smother an old lady?
434
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,499
Do l even know you?
435
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,750
l just, you know, really think
436
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,753
l'm qualified for this-- this job,
437
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,797
and l just can't get my foot in the door.
438
00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,507
l'm sure you will.
439
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,342
l wanna do
great things, you know?
440
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,512
l wanna be an achiever,
like Bad Horse.
441
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,889
The Thoroughbred of Sin?
442
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,685
l meant Gandhi.
443
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,356
Well, l've gotten turned down
from plenty ofjobs.
444
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,316
Even fired a few times.
445
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,527
l can't imagine anybody firing you.
446
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,237
Neither could l.
447
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,698
Now l can visualize it really well.
448
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,034
But you know, everything happens--
449
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,452
Don't say "for a reason."
450
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:32,915
No, l'm just saying
that everything happens.
451
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,376
Not to me.
452
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,839
Here's a story of a girl
453
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:43,551
Who grew up lost and lonely
454
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:47,138
Thinking love was fairytale
455
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:53,227
And trouble was made only for me
456
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,730
Even in the darkness
457
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:59,650
Every color can be found
458
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:03,154
And every day of rain
459
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:06,365
Brings water flowing to things
460
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:11,871
Growing in the ground
461
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,915
Grief replaced with pity
462
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,586
For a city barely coping
463
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,756
Dreams are easy to achieve
464
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:27,845
lf hope is all l'm hoping to be
465
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:31,223
Anytime you're hurt there's one
466
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:35,478
Who has it worse around
467
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:38,064
And every drop of rain
468
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,441
Will keep you growing
469
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:46,614
Seeds you're sowing in the ground
470
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:50,284
So keep your head up, Billy, buddy
471
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:55,247
lt's like Captain Hammer
is always saying--
472
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,166
Right, him.
473
00:22:57,250 --> 00:23:00,002
How are things
with cheesy-on-the-outside?
474
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,962
Good. They're good.
475
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,047
He's nice.
476
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,883
l'll be interested to know
what you think of him.
477
00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,426
He said he might stop by.
478
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,969
Stop by here?
479
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,138
Yeah.
480
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,848
Oh, goodness. Look at my wrist.
481
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:13,933
l gotta go.
482
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:15,101
But--
483
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,352
But, what about your clothes?
484
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,605
l don't love these. See ya!
485
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,232
Oh, pardon.
486
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:22,650
Pardon.
487
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,193
Billy, this is Captain Hammer.
488
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,986
Oh, Billy, the laundry buddy.
489
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,446
Well it is very nice to meet you.
490
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,739
We're meeting now for the first time.
491
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,783
You look horribly familiar.
492
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:32,118
One of those faces, l guess.
493
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,494
Have l seen you at the gym?
494
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:34,912
At the gym.
495
00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:36,288
l don't go to the gym.
496
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,457
l'm just naturally like this.
497
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,583
Oh, well.
498
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,961
Who wants to know
what the Mayor is doing
499
00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:43,838
behind closed doors?
500
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:47,133
He is signing over a certain building
501
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:50,636
to a Caring Hands group
as a new homeless shelter.
502
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,846
Oh, my God!
503
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,931
Yep. Apparently the only signature
504
00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:57,309
he needed was my fist.
505
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,811
But with a pen in it.
506
00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:00,855
That l was signing with.
507
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,857
l-- l can't believe it.
508
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,024
Congratulations.
509
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,609
Thank-- Thank you. Thank you!
510
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:10,948
Well, this is great.
511
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,408
l wish l could stay and chit-chat.
512
00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:16,454
Well, it sure was nice
to meet you...Doctor.
513
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:20,583
You got a little crush, don't you, Doc?
514
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,335
Well, that's going
to make this hard to hear.
515
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:26,464
See, later, l'm going to take little Penny
back to my place,
516
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:29,508
show her the command center,
the Hammer cycle.
517
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,302
Maybe even the Ham-jet.
518
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:33,304
You think she likes me now?
519
00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:36,974
l'm gonna give Penny
the night of her life
520
00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:40,060
just because you want her.
521
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,981
And l get...what you want.
522
00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:46,025
See, Penny's giving it up.
523
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:49,195
She's giving it up hard
524
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,946
because she's with Captain Hammer.
525
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,032
And these...
526
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,450
are not the hammer.
527
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,625
The hammer is my penis.
528
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:19,892
This appeared
as a moral dilemma
529
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:22,061
'Cause at first it was weird
though I swore to eliminate
530
00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:23,771
The worst of the plague
that devoured humanity
531
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:26,774
lt's true l was vague on the "how",
so how can it be that you
532
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:29,693
Have shown me the light?
533
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,403
lt's a brand new day
534
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,781
And the sun is high
535
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,741
All the birds are singing
536
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:37,409
That you're gonna die
537
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,578
How l hesitated
538
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,914
Now l wonder why
539
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:44,416
lt's a brand new day
540
00:25:46,586 --> 00:25:48,629
All the times that you
beat me unconscious, I forgive
541
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,422
All the crimes incomplete,
listen, honestly I'll live
542
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,341
Mr. Cool, Mr. Right,
Mr. Know-it-all is through
543
00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:55,177
Now the future's so bright
and I owe it all to you
544
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,721
Who showed me the light
545
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,473
lt's a brand new me
546
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,475
l got no remorse
547
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,644
Now the water's rising
548
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,521
But l know the course
549
00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:07,731
l'm gonna shock the world
550
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,775
Gonna show Bad Horse
551
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,694
lt's a brand new day
552
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:15,447
And Penny will see the evil me
553
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:19,743
Not a joke, not a dork,
not a failure
554
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:23,831
And she may cry,
but her tears will dry
555
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:29,920
When l hand her the keys
to a shiny new Australia
556
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,589
lt's a brand new day
557
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,632
Yeah, the sun is high
558
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,551
All the angels sing
559
00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:37,803
Because you're gonna die
560
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:39,346
Go ahead and laugh
561
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:43,142
Yeah, l'm a funny guy
562
00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:48,397
Tell everyone goodbye
563
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:52,610
lt's a brand new day
564
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,994
looks like we're finding out
what a true hero is.
565
00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:04,330
The Mayor himself will be
on hand to dedicate
566
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,706
the new homeless shelter
567
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,500
and unveil the statue of Captain Hammer.
568
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:11,170
It's a good day to be homeless.
569
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,714
It certainly is.
570
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:27,478
So they say Captain Hammer's
become a crusader
571
00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:30,689
Political--
He's cleanin' up the streets
572
00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,483
About time.
573
00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,860
So they say that it's real love
574
00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:37,071
So romantic
575
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:38,947
He signed this
576
00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:41,533
So they say
we'll have blankets and beds
577
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,702
We can open by Monday
578
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:44,995
Thanks to you
579
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,247
Thanks to me
580
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:50,751
lt's the perfect story
581
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,503
So they say
582
00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:54,505
A hero leading the way
583
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:57,549
Hammer's call to glory
584
00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,718
Let's all be our best
585
00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:03,430
Next up-- who's gay?
586
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,433
So they say he saved her life
587
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,852
They say she works
with the homeless
588
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,979
And doesn't eat meat
589
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,691
- We have
- A problem with her
590
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:16,360
This is his hair
591
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:18,696
This is so nice
592
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:21,740
l just might sleep
with the same girl twice
593
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,076
They say it's better
the second time
594
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,871
They say you get to do
the weird stuff
595
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,582
We'd do the weird stuff
596
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:33,919
This is perfect for me
597
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:35,421
So they say
598
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:37,631
l guess he's pretty okay
599
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:41,510
After years of stormy sailing
600
00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:44,596
Have l finally found the bay?
601
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,020
He's still not picking up.
602
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:55,023
There's no happy ending
603
00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:57,192
So they say
604
00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:59,403
Not for me anyway
605
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:01,822
Should l stop pretending
606
00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:04,450
- Take the chance to build
- Or is this
607
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:07,953
A brand new day
608
00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:10,956
This is his dry cleaning bill
609
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,751
Four sweater vests
610
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,713
And in just a few minutes,
611
00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:21,508
we'll unveil the statue
of the man himself.
612
00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:26,680
Thank you. Thank you.
613
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,265
Justice has a name.
614
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:30,601
And the name that it has--
besides "Justice"--
615
00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:32,686
is Captain Hammer.
616
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:36,315
Ladies and gentlemen, your hero.
617
00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,576
Thank you.
618
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:51,330
Thank you, Mayor,
for those kind words.
619
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:53,457
l hate the homeless...
620
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:56,460
--ness problem
that plagues our city.
621
00:29:56,544 --> 00:29:58,754
Everyone should have the basic--
622
00:29:58,838 --> 00:30:02,549
You know what,
I don't need tiny cue-cards.
623
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:06,053
When l fell deeply in love
624
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,806
with my serious long-term girlfriend Penny--
625
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,266
Wave your hand, Penny.
626
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:13,227
There she is.
627
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,728
Cute, huh?
628
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,689
Sort of a quiet, nerdy thing.
629
00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,650
Not my usual, but nice.
630
00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:21,068
Anyway...
631
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:25,239
she turned me on to
this whole homeless thing,
632
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:27,533
which is terrible.
633
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:30,828
And l realized--
I'm not the only hero
634
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,704
in the room tonight.
635
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:36,208
l'm not the only one who's fighting.
636
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:39,336
lt may not feel too classy
637
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:42,089
Begging just to eat
638
00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:43,715
But you know who does that?
639
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,883
Lassie
640
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,593
And she always gets a treat
641
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:49,888
So you wonder what your part is
642
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,724
'Cause you're homeless
and depressed
643
00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:55,227
But home is where the heart is
644
00:30:55,311 --> 00:31:00,607
So your real home's
in your chest
645
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:05,946
Everyone's a hero
in their own way
646
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:10,826
Everyone's got villains
they must face
647
00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:13,245
They're not as cool as mine
648
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:15,414
But folks, you know it's fine
649
00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:19,042
To know your place
650
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:24,256
Everyone's a hero in their own way
651
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:28,927
ln their own not-that-heroic way
652
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:31,513
So l thank my girlfriend Penny
653
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,849
Yeah, we totally had sex.
654
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:36,852
She showed me there's so many
655
00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:39,563
Different muscles l can flex
656
00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:42,107
There's the deltoids
of compassion
657
00:31:42,191 --> 00:31:45,027
There's the abs of being kind
658
00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:47,571
lt's not enough to bash in heads
659
00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:52,826
You've got to bash in minds
660
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:57,831
Everyone's a hero in their own way
661
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:03,253
Everyone's got
something they can do
662
00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:05,464
Get up, go out, and fly
663
00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:07,883
Especially that guy
664
00:32:07,967 --> 00:32:10,969
He smells like poo
665
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:16,224
Everyone's a hero
in their own way
666
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:21,605
You and you
and mostly me and you
667
00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:23,815
l'm poverty's new sheriff
668
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:27,653
And l'm bashing in the slums
669
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:32,157
A hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of
670
00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:36,995
Scary alcoholic bums
671
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,747
Everybody!
672
00:32:38,831 --> 00:32:42,250
Everyone's a hero in their own way
673
00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:44,544
We're heroes too
674
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:47,631
Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
675
00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:49,424
We're just like you
676
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,259
Don't worry if it's hard
677
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:53,679
lf you're not a friggin' 'tard
678
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:57,057
You will prevail
679
00:32:57,141 --> 00:33:00,894
Everyone's a hero in their own way
680
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,187
We're heroes too
681
00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:05,482
Everyone's a hero in their--
682
00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:17,494
Look at these people
683
00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:19,246
Amazing how sheep'll show up
684
00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:20,956
For the slaughter
685
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,625
No one condemning you
686
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:28,088
Lined up like lemmings,
you led to the water
687
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:30,549
Why can't they see what l see?
688
00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:33,844
Why can't they hear the lies?
689
00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:36,638
Maybe the fee's too pricey
690
00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:38,598
For them to realize
691
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:42,436
Your disguise is slipping
692
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:46,815
l think you're slipping
693
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:49,401
Now that your savior
is still as the grave
694
00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:51,987
You're beginning to fear me
695
00:33:52,071 --> 00:33:54,448
Like cavemen fear thunder
696
00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:55,782
l still have to wonder
697
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,994
Can you really hear me?
698
00:33:59,078 --> 00:34:00,370
l bring you pain
699
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:05,083
The kind you can't suffer quietly
700
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,419
Fire up your brain, remind you
701
00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:13,508
lnside you're rioting,
society is slipping
702
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:17,471
Everything's slipping away
703
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:19,598
So, go ahead, run away
704
00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,349
Say it was horrible
705
00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:24,352
Spread the word, tell a friend.
Tell them the tale
706
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,855
Get a pic, do a blog.
Heroes are over with
707
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,482
Look at him, not a word
708
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:29,691
Hammer, meet nail
709
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,193
Then l win, then l get
710
00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:32,736
Everything l ever
711
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:34,362
All the cash, all the fame
712
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:35,739
And social change
713
00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:37,282
Anarchy, that l run
714
00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:39,576
lt's Dr. Horrible's turn
715
00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:43,080
You people all have to learn
716
00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:45,707
This world is going to burn
717
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:47,125
Burn
718
00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:49,544
Yeah, it's two "R"s. H-O-R-R. Right.
719
00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,171
Burn
720
00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:55,467
No sign of Penny, good
721
00:34:55,551 --> 00:35:00,639
l would give anything
not to have her see
722
00:35:00,723 --> 00:35:03,725
lt's gonna be bloody,
head up Billy, buddy
723
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:06,937
There's no time for mercy
724
00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:11,233
Here goes no mercy
725
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:19,783
That's not a good sound.
726
00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:34,506
...way
727
00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:36,133
A Death Ray?
728
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:39,136
Looks like Dr. Horrible's moving up.
729
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:41,471
Let's see if this one works
any better than your others.
730
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:44,683
- Don't--
- I don't have time for your warnings.
731
00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:46,017
You give my regards to St. Peter.
732
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:49,980
Or, whoever has his job, but in hell.
733
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:04,369
Oh, l'm in pain!
734
00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:07,414
l think this is what pain feels like!
735
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:09,791
Oh, Mama!
736
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:12,377
Someone maternal!
737
00:36:12,461 --> 00:36:16,173
Get out of my way! l gotta get out.
738
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,189
Penny.
739
00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:35,317
Penny!
740
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:39,905
Billy? ls that you?
741
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:41,239
Penny, hold on.
742
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:42,782
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
743
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:44,409
Are you all right?
744
00:36:44,493 --> 00:36:45,869
Hold on.
745
00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:50,790
lt's okay. lt's okay.
746
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,960
Captain Hammer will save us.
747
00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:01,593
Penn--
748
00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:15,273
Dr. Horrible, why'd you kill her?
749
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:16,399
Dr. Horrible!
750
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:17,484
Dr. Horrible--
751
00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:19,027
...part of your plan, Dr. Horrible?
752
00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:28,954
Here lies everything
753
00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:34,459
The world l wanted at my feet
754
00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:39,005
My victory's complete
755
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:43,802
So hail to the king
756
00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:48,765
Everything you ever
757
00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:54,854
Arise and sing
758
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:59,484
So your world's benign
759
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:04,864
So you think justice has a voice
760
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:09,327
And we all have a choice
761
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:13,498
Well now your world is mine
762
00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:18,878
Everything you ever
763
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:23,842
And l am fine
764
00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:29,908
Now the nightmare's real
765
00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:35,955
Now Dr. Horrible is here
766
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,043
To make you quake with fear
767
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:45,965
To make the whole world kneel
768
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:49,761
Everything you ever
769
00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:53,765
And l won't feel
770
00:39:53,849 --> 00:39:56,643
A thing
771
00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:15,490
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