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Previously on "Workin' Moms":
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Frankie, no.
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I'm going to take a bath. Alone.
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Marvin: I haven't introduced
myself since you returned.
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I'm Marvin. I'm the new manager.
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Kate: Frankie, listen to me, okay?
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I know you're scared,all
right? I'm scared.
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What? You've always got
your shit together, man,
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you're like a cop.
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I know what you're up to at work, okay?
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- I'm not an idiot.
- Jenny: Ian!
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Probably let you two duke
it out right here and now.
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- [Gunshot] I'll kill you.
- Oh.
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Anne: Lesbian, I stick to lesbian porn.
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- Jenny: Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I'm not a lesbian, obvs, but...
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I just find it it's
the only kind of porn
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that doesn't look like
someone's getting hurt.
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You know? Frankie? You
know what I mean, right?
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- I don't watch porn.
- Really? At all?
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Yeah. No, would always seem
like such a weird thing to do.
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You know, watching strangers have sex?
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It's like watching
somebody go to the bathroom.
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Hm.
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Sometimes it's exactly
what the doctor ordered.
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Oh, for sure.
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Sometimes you can even use
it like Pinterest, for sex.
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What do you mean?
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Like you see them doing something,
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and you're like yeah, I
should try that sometime.
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What kind of stuff?
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Like positions to try
or like the odd haircut.
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Sometimes even elegant nail art.
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Uh-uh, porno sex is no
place for long nails.
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I use porn to get ideas for sex noises.
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Yes! Whadda you got?
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Oh really? Okay uh...
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[High-pitched] Oh no, no, no, no...
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[Faster] No, no, no, no.
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Oh. Oh. Yes, no!
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[All laugh]
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What was that? A wounded animal?
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Uh sorta, it's like a bunny girl.
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- Bunny?
- Girl?
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Yeah, but don't worry,
it's animated, so.
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Wait, your porn is a cartoon?
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Yeah, it's anime, so
yeah, it's like fancy.
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It's called Hentai.
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It's Japanese, right?
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So like all the women
are super subservient.
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They'll be like, an obese bus driver,
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and he's yelling at a
girl to get off his bus.
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But she won't go.
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So he gets all worked up,
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and then they just do it.
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Or like uh...
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a bunny girl will run into
a wolf man in the woods.
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I'm sorry, an obese bus driver?
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Alicia: The girls,
like are they children?
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Oh God, no. Jesus,
Alicia, they're of age.
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They're women.
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They're just meek, subservient women.
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One could say that they
have the minds of a child,
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but the bodies and the hormones,
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of fully-developed Japanese women.
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Yeah.
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You got some problems.
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♪
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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I mean, like it was low
and saggy, but this guy...
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he was so old and proper. Mm.
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Kept looking at me like I
was a disappointment to him.
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It was hot.
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Hello?
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Is that Marvin?
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Yeah.
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Has he responded to your comment yet?
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- No.
- Of course not.
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What do you mean?
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You wrote 'I love pants'.
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What is he gonna say to that?
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So what am I supposed to write?
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Get outta my way.
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Hm. What are you doing?
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This is how you start an affair.
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No, I don't want to start an affair.
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Shut up. [Keys clack]
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Delete that. How do you... oh my God.
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Speak of the devil.
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- [Nervous exhale]
- Jenny.
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- Hi, Marvin.
- Hey, Marv.
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Uh, could verify this code for me?
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Just wanna get it back
to me when you're done?
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- Okay, thanks. Hey.
- Yeah.
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Do you think Gary ever gets laid?
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Gena, delete that. Right now.
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I'm gonna leave that
up to you. I gotta go.
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Gena! Shi...
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So, to properly evaluate both of you,
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we have to factor in
things like client revenues,
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and margins and outcomes.
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Once we have all of that collated,
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we can figure out who's
best to send for Montreal.
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- Sounds amazing.
- Uh, I'm sorry,
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should I be concerned
that I haven't been here
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for the last nine months?
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I mean, our last years haven't
exactly been neck-and-neck.
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No, of course not.
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We'll factor all that in
when we do your evaluation.
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- Okay?
- Okay. Really though?
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It just, uh, it just feels
like my recent numbers
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are gonna pale in comparison to Mo's.
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He just said they'll take
that into consideration.
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Thanks for the comfort, Mo.
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I just...
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Look, Kate, if you're at
all concerned about this,
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why don't you put together a portfolio
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of all your top accounts
over the past few years.
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- Oh really?
- Yeah.
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Oh, that would be
great. Thank you so much.
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Absolutely. You know I've
always had a soft spot for you.
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Thank you, Richard.
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Mhm. By 5:00 today, okay?
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- Wait, five?
- Yup!
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♪
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♪ Here, kitty kitty kitty ♪
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♪ Where did you go ♪
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All right.
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♪ I know there's plenty
of dogs down music row ♪
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♪ I need some Jack some
Johnny some Emmylou ♪
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♪ And the ghost of the man
in the blue suede shoes ♪
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♪ Well, he was dancing
all the way to the grave ♪
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♪ He said, Shake baby, shake,
baby shake shake shake ♪
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♪
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♪ That's all right mama ♪
♪ We'll be just fine ♪
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♪ 'Cause the wings get dirty ♪
♪ Don't mean they don't fly ♪
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♪ It's all right, baby
we'll be just fine ♪
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♪ Hold your head
high don't be denied ♪
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♪ 'Cause the bees left the trees ♪
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♪ Doesn't mean there
ain't honey inside ♪
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♪ 'Cause the bees left the trees ♪
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♪ Deson't mean there
ain't honey inside ♪
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Angry bus driver...
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[Speaking in Japanese]
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[Clicks mouse]
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You really gotta get curtains.
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[Sighs]
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♪
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♪
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Can I help you find something?
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Yeah, my libido. [Chuckles]
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[Coughs] Uh, I just had a baby,
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and I mean, I got kinda
depressed and you know like,
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postpartum or whatever,
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and then my friend, Anne,
who's also kind of my shrink,
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she put me on some drugs
and she's like you gotta,
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you know, reawaken that sex drive.
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I'm like, knock, knock,
are you even in there?
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[Clears throat] My sex drive, I mean.
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You know what, I am just
gonna grab this and go.
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That is a tool meant to
help with penis enlargement.
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Is that what you're looking for today?
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- No.
- Come, let's talk.
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[Frankie sighs]
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So, you're a professional sex guy.
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How do you keep it hot? Like, toys?
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Lube?
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Orgies?
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My solution will not be your solution.
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Your challenge is unique.
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It's like Rumi said,
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"The wound is the place
where the light enters you."
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So the wound is my vagine,
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and the light is a strap-on?
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[Sighs]
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Sometimes sex is not about sex.
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The most exciting part about sex for me,
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is my partner.
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Or sometimes it's just a little kiss,
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or a backrub, or a cuddle.
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That's so beautiful, man.
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You're really great to talk to.
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Wanna go grab an omelette or something?
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Thank you for the warm invitation,
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but if I went for every
omelette or frittata
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that was offered me,
I would be the egg man.
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[Chuckles]
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- [Jenny sighs]
- Hi, Jenny.
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Marvin, hi.
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You're looking extra good today.
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Is... is that a new shirt?
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Uh, it's-it's my father's. I
mean, it was-was my father's.
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My mother gave me the contents
of his closet after he died.
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Oh, well, your dad must
have been one sexy guy.
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- Oh God.
- [Milk spills]
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What a mess.
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Oh, the whole floor is wet.
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[Sighs]
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[Groans] Oh, I'm just so clumsy.
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Oh, there's so much milk here.
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Um... Jenny,
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I think it's best that
you stay off Facebook
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while you're at work.
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Uh, of course. [Sighs]
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[Embarrassed exhale]
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- It's just that uh...
- Is that my soy milk?
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Wh-wha...
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- No, no it's not your soy milk.
- What a mess.
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Relax, Gary, it's just some milk.
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- No, I meant you.
- Excuse me?
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I was just processing some of your code,
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and there was a bunch of errors in it.
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And then I come in here,
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and there's milk all over the place.
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It's not all over the place.
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Can you just... can you just go?
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I don't need an audience.
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No, you need a mop. And
a clean pair of pants.
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Woman: Why can't I walk
through a fuckin' drive through?
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What if I couldn't afford a fuckin' car?
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- Mother fucker!
- [Cars honk]
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What? You're afraid
you're gonna be turned on?
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- I'm helpless? How about this?
- Man: Hell no!
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What about these? You like those?
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Man: Will you get out
of here with that shit!
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[Clicks off the TV] And
that is all over the news
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My daughter looks up to her, actually.
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Watches her show all the time.
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Well, it's classic child star meltdown.
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It's a rite of passage,
kind of like shaving.
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No, this is a lot worse than peeing
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in a mop bucket or something. It's...
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Why, because God forbids
she has a sex drive?
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She's acting like she is a sex drive.
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This is bull to the shit.
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What is up with you today?
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Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just...
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I got shamed at my Mommy and Me group
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- for admitting I watch porn.
- What?
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No one should ever be
shamed for watching porn.
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Thank you, Mo. Like,
you watch porn, right?
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Uh yeah, I'm a dude.
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Why not ask me if I eat
food, or breathe air?
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- Nice.
- He does all that shit.
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- Does a dog eat dog food?
- Yes.
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Do I eat meat? Do I
shit every four days?
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Uh yeah, I watch that shit, too.
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Shut up.
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What kind of porn do you watch, man?
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- I don't know, hot chicks porn?
- Nice.
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Yeah, but like what
category do you watch?
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Big breasts? Babysitter?
Asian? BDSM? Mature?
253
00:11:00,672 --> 00:11:01,839
What's your thing?
254
00:11:01,873 --> 00:11:04,608
You know, Kate, this is
the kind of conversation
255
00:11:04,642 --> 00:11:06,643
you could frame as sexual harassment.
256
00:11:06,678 --> 00:11:08,245
Even though you're starting it.
257
00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:09,847
Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Richard.
258
00:11:09,881 --> 00:11:12,516
I'm not trying to make anyone
feel awkward, I'm just curious.
259
00:11:12,550 --> 00:11:15,352
Like when I told the moms
what kind of porn I watched,
260
00:11:15,387 --> 00:11:18,021
they looked at me like
I was a human centipede.
261
00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:20,891
- [All chuckle]
- Butt to mouth, mouth to butt.
262
00:11:20,925 --> 00:11:22,960
We all know what that is Kate, yeah.
263
00:11:22,994 --> 00:11:24,595
- Okay.
- I'm sure you're a real sicko.
264
00:11:24,629 --> 00:11:27,464
What are you into?
Bathtub and candles porn?
265
00:11:27,499 --> 00:11:29,466
[All laugh]
266
00:11:29,501 --> 00:11:32,450
Actually, I'm into Hentai.
267
00:11:34,839 --> 00:11:36,183
It's animated...
268
00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:38,009
What, it's a cartoon?
269
00:11:38,309 --> 00:11:40,128
You watch this with your son?
270
00:11:40,153 --> 00:11:44,457
Oh God, no. No, no,
no, it's, it's hardcore.
271
00:11:44,649 --> 00:11:46,717
Lots of fun, yeah.
272
00:11:46,751 --> 00:11:49,420
Yeah, it's like a submissive girl,
273
00:11:49,454 --> 00:11:53,690
legal age of course, who
succumbs to her oppressor.
274
00:11:53,725 --> 00:11:57,261
She's scared, but then
you know, she gives in.
275
00:11:58,430 --> 00:12:00,631
It's like a bunny girl
and a wolf man, right.
276
00:12:00,665 --> 00:12:03,142
Or... like an angry coach.
277
00:12:03,601 --> 00:12:05,469
Climb that rope.
278
00:12:05,503 --> 00:12:07,771
Got a short-ass skirt on,
he knows it, she sees it.
279
00:12:07,806 --> 00:12:09,922
He's not taking no guff.
280
00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:10,923
Good God.
281
00:12:10,962 --> 00:12:12,149
[Awkward cough]
282
00:12:12,507 --> 00:12:14,207
[Awkward silence]
283
00:12:14,743 --> 00:12:17,044
Come on, guys, I know
you watch this stuff.
284
00:12:17,078 --> 00:12:19,780
Mo, you know what I'm
talkin' about, dirty dog, Mo?
285
00:12:19,815 --> 00:12:21,816
Dirty old dog. [Barking]
286
00:12:22,985 --> 00:12:24,873
Ralph? Ralphie?
287
00:12:25,354 --> 00:12:28,823
Kate, Ralph is battling
testicular cancer.
288
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:32,127
Ralph, I'm so sorry, I
did not know that. I...
289
00:12:34,205 --> 00:12:35,305
Guys, I don't know,
290
00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:36,898
I just thought you'd
be into similar stuff.
291
00:12:36,932 --> 00:12:40,168
You know, like sexy Asian
schoolgirls, like oh no.
292
00:12:40,202 --> 00:12:43,471
Foster! What is wrong with you?
293
00:12:43,506 --> 00:12:45,573
Let's hope there's never any Hentai
294
00:12:45,608 --> 00:12:47,809
in your portfolio. Hmm?
295
00:12:47,843 --> 00:12:49,411
Meeting adjourned.
296
00:12:50,372 --> 00:12:52,372
But we didn't do any work.
297
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,546
- Do you watch that stuff here?
- No!
298
00:12:54,571 --> 00:12:55,561
No?
299
00:12:56,796 --> 00:12:58,647
You better clear your browsing history.
300
00:12:59,475 --> 00:13:00,888
How do you...
301
00:13:12,856 --> 00:13:14,924
Oh, hi.
302
00:13:14,949 --> 00:13:16,750
This won't be awkward.
303
00:13:19,872 --> 00:13:22,040
- Jenny...
- What?
304
00:13:23,642 --> 00:13:25,910
Jenny, look at me.
305
00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:32,182
- You like that?
- Oh, fuck no.
306
00:13:32,218 --> 00:13:34,719
Oh my God, I thought
that's what you wanted.
307
00:13:34,753 --> 00:13:36,688
A finger in my mouth?
308
00:13:36,722 --> 00:13:39,757
Sorry, it's just that your
post was really forward.
309
00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:41,626
Yeah, well that was a mistake.
310
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,195
Oh. I'm sorry. I just...
311
00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:46,798
did you or did you not
want me to come on to you?
312
00:13:46,832 --> 00:13:48,633
Marvin, get a hold of yourself.
313
00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:51,471
This was just some
harmless office flirting,
314
00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:54,143
and I'm married. So...
315
00:13:56,565 --> 00:13:58,232
Oh my God, what is wrong with me?
316
00:13:58,266 --> 00:14:00,234
No, you're supposed to
disregard my feelings
317
00:14:00,268 --> 00:14:02,064
and take what you need.
318
00:14:02,471 --> 00:14:04,472
Wait really? Are you serious?
319
00:14:04,506 --> 00:14:05,575
Yeah.
320
00:14:10,836 --> 00:14:12,606
Oh, forget it.
321
00:14:16,418 --> 00:14:18,127
Hey there.
322
00:14:18,152 --> 00:14:19,690
Hi.
323
00:14:21,223 --> 00:14:24,558
- Rough day?
- Oh, you have no idea.
324
00:14:26,094 --> 00:14:28,304
Do you think I'm sexually fucked up?
325
00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:31,232
Okay, um... should I be concerned
326
00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:33,000
that the first thing that you ask me
327
00:14:33,035 --> 00:14:35,603
when you get home from work
is if you're a sexual weirdo?
328
00:14:35,637 --> 00:14:37,089
No, of course not.
329
00:14:37,114 --> 00:14:39,373
And if you were sexually effed up,
330
00:14:39,408 --> 00:14:41,853
wouldn't that mean that
I was too, by like proxy?
331
00:14:41,878 --> 00:14:43,384
Oh, forget it.
332
00:14:43,409 --> 00:14:45,864
Uh, no way. What's going on?
333
00:14:47,282 --> 00:14:48,272
It's just...
334
00:14:50,085 --> 00:14:52,153
I told the Mommy and Me group
about the kind of porn I watch,
335
00:14:52,187 --> 00:14:53,721
and they looked at me like I had a penis
336
00:14:53,755 --> 00:14:55,180
growing out of my forehead.
337
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,781
And then when I told my coworkers,
338
00:14:56,815 --> 00:14:58,323
they looked at me like my...
339
00:14:58,717 --> 00:15:00,684
like my forehead penis was deformed.
340
00:15:00,719 --> 00:15:03,475
Can we stop talking
about your forehead penis?
341
00:15:04,199 --> 00:15:05,495
I've had sex with a lot of women...
342
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,758
- I'm sorry?
- And you are like the least
343
00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:10,895
screwed up in the most ways.
If anything, you're boring.
344
00:15:10,929 --> 00:15:11,949
Thank you.
345
00:15:12,731 --> 00:15:14,965
Kind of turns me on that
you watch porn, though.
346
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,321
Maybe we could watch together.
347
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,939
It just might be kind of weird,
348
00:15:21,973 --> 00:15:24,632
because the porn I
watch is kind of weird.
349
00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:27,521
Kate, I'm a man. I've seen porn.
350
00:15:28,013 --> 00:15:30,714
Okay. If you promise not to look at me
351
00:15:30,749 --> 00:15:32,574
like I've got a penis
growing out of my...
352
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,703
I promise.
353
00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:36,468
Meet me in the bedroom,
354
00:15:36,653 --> 00:15:38,315
I'll bring the wine,
355
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:40,140
you leave your pants.
356
00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:42,369
Also bring the baby monitor.
357
00:15:43,061 --> 00:15:46,217
- Okay. All right.
- [Kate giggling]
358
00:15:47,132 --> 00:15:54,282
♪
359
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:57,552
So I see this guy walking
down the sidewalk, right,
360
00:15:57,587 --> 00:15:59,355
with his grocery bag, and the bag rips,
361
00:15:59,389 --> 00:16:03,792
food goes all over the sidewalk,
right. Apples everywhere.
362
00:16:03,827 --> 00:16:07,763
And then I notice, this
guy's only got one arm.
363
00:16:07,797 --> 00:16:11,066
So I say to the guy, "Hey
man, let me help you out,"
364
00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:13,179
So I gather his stuff together,
365
00:16:13,204 --> 00:16:15,115
I send him on his way.
366
00:16:15,572 --> 00:16:18,207
And for a minute, I feel like a hero.
367
00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:19,984
Then I'm like,
368
00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:22,136
what is a hero, you know?
369
00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:24,993
I was in that...
370
00:16:26,616 --> 00:16:29,385
Jenny? Jenny, are you listening?
371
00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:33,101
Uh yeah, there were
apples, and you were a hero.
372
00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:36,258
[Chuckles] Well, I
don't know. I mean yeah,
373
00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:38,093
I guess it was kind
of cool of me. But...
374
00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:39,662
it's what anybody would
have done, you know?
375
00:16:39,696 --> 00:16:41,230
It was like the right
place, at the right time,
376
00:16:41,264 --> 00:16:42,865
and Zoe was watching. I
feel like subconsciously
377
00:16:42,899 --> 00:16:44,600
may have picked something up.
378
00:16:44,769 --> 00:16:46,703
How much nautical decor
can one person have?
379
00:16:46,736 --> 00:16:48,036
These guys have too much.
380
00:16:48,071 --> 00:16:50,038
These were actually the
centerpieces for their wedding,
381
00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:51,507
and I like them. They'll look good.
382
00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:53,776
I think she'll love it. And if
she does start to complain...
383
00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,077
Don't. That tickles.
384
00:17:01,217 --> 00:17:02,985
Frankie! What the hell?
385
00:17:03,019 --> 00:17:06,121
- Giselle, we need to connect.
- About what?
386
00:17:06,156 --> 00:17:07,256
I want to watch my show.
387
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:09,491
Man: This is perfect. Come here.
388
00:17:09,526 --> 00:17:12,528
[Woman laughs] It looks so great.
389
00:17:12,562 --> 00:17:14,062
- Man: You guys nailed it.
- [TV clicks off]
390
00:17:14,097 --> 00:17:16,398
What are you doing? They
made the fridge invisible,
391
00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:17,599
and now they can't find it.
392
00:17:17,634 --> 00:17:19,935
Okay, we have let this go long enough.
393
00:17:19,969 --> 00:17:21,570
Okay, we need to talk.
394
00:17:21,604 --> 00:17:24,807
You know, like we need to like, hug,
395
00:17:24,841 --> 00:17:27,341
and, and, and, and communicate.
396
00:17:27,844 --> 00:17:29,545
Did Anne give you more drugs?
397
00:17:29,579 --> 00:17:31,980
No, no, no, it's just
- it's just the wound
398
00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:34,976
is where the light enters my pain.
399
00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:37,702
- What?
- [Frankie sighs]
400
00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:39,321
Giselle, I'm freaking out here, okay.
401
00:17:39,355 --> 00:17:41,390
I'm going to counsellors,
I'm going to sex stores,
402
00:17:41,424 --> 00:17:42,825
and meanwhile, you're
just putting your head
403
00:17:42,859 --> 00:17:45,360
in the everything's
okay sand, and just...
404
00:17:45,395 --> 00:17:46,451
Frankie...
405
00:17:47,464 --> 00:17:49,332
You've got my attention.
406
00:17:58,141 --> 00:18:00,742
Okay well, I've had a really hard day.
407
00:18:00,777 --> 00:18:03,912
- Mm hmm?
- I burnt the dinner.
408
00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:07,735
I love you.
409
00:18:11,154 --> 00:18:13,789
[Hentai video] Girl:
Please, I'm so sorry.
410
00:18:13,823 --> 00:18:16,492
Man: You pretend that you are scared
411
00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:19,495
but you are searching for something.
412
00:18:19,529 --> 00:18:22,898
Girl: No. Yes. I am so embarrassed.
413
00:18:22,932 --> 00:18:25,934
- Man: Silly girl. I will give you...
- [Clicks stop]
414
00:18:29,405 --> 00:18:33,575
Um, she was a bunny, I get that,
415
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:37,145
- but what was he supposed to be?
- A wolf. He was a wolf.
416
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:39,781
- Right, sure.
- Hmm.
417
00:18:39,816 --> 00:18:40,863
Hmm.
418
00:18:42,552 --> 00:18:44,786
You think I'm royally effed up.
419
00:18:44,821 --> 00:18:46,588
I'm just confused.
420
00:18:46,623 --> 00:18:48,156
Are you trying to tell
me something with this?
421
00:18:48,191 --> 00:18:49,925
Oh my God, no. Mhm.
422
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,728
I mean, I always try to
treat you like an equal,
423
00:18:52,762 --> 00:18:55,030
but this makes me think you
want to be like submissive?
424
00:18:55,064 --> 00:18:56,765
- No.
- Like, do you want me
425
00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:58,100
- to shame you?
- I do not.
426
00:18:58,134 --> 00:19:00,269
Do you want me to dress
up as a wolf and shame you?
427
00:19:00,303 --> 00:19:03,372
I... I do not.
428
00:19:03,406 --> 00:19:05,207
I just I...
429
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,610
I just have to be so
strong all the time.
430
00:19:08,645 --> 00:19:10,141
- Right. Yeah.
- You know?
431
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,676
And so sometimes it's just fun
432
00:19:12,701 --> 00:19:15,117
to imagine that I'm like a...
433
00:19:15,151 --> 00:19:18,687
a small bunny, in a very small skirt,
434
00:19:18,721 --> 00:19:22,057
who's wandered into a petting
zoo type of a situation.
435
00:19:22,091 --> 00:19:24,793
And all these hands are on me,
436
00:19:24,827 --> 00:19:26,828
and there's only one way to get out,
437
00:19:26,863 --> 00:19:29,818
and that's to be brutally shamed...
438
00:19:30,582 --> 00:19:32,058
through sex.
439
00:19:33,703 --> 00:19:37,412
But I... as a real-life
human woman, do not want that.
440
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:38,904
[Big exhale]
441
00:19:39,509 --> 00:19:40,945
Does that make sense?
442
00:19:41,377 --> 00:19:42,945
I think so.
443
00:19:45,181 --> 00:19:46,448
Okay just, I have to say,
444
00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:48,250
I feel like I really regret inviting you
445
00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:50,552
- into my shame closet.
- No, no, no, no.
446
00:19:50,587 --> 00:19:52,468
There's nothing to be ashamed of.
447
00:19:52,855 --> 00:19:55,824
- I have quirks, too.
- Yeah?
448
00:19:55,858 --> 00:19:57,993
- Yeah.
- Really?
449
00:19:58,027 --> 00:20:00,235
- Yeah.
- Like what?
450
00:20:00,997 --> 00:20:03,419
- When I was in college...
- Mm hmm.
451
00:20:03,657 --> 00:20:05,932
I was hanging out with
this weird group of guys.
452
00:20:05,957 --> 00:20:07,424
I like it.
453
00:20:07,449 --> 00:20:09,750
And this one time,
454
00:20:10,464 --> 00:20:12,832
we cornered a sheep and had sex with it.
455
00:20:14,535 --> 00:20:16,169
- Wha...?
- [Chuckles]
456
00:20:16,204 --> 00:20:19,105
[Laughs] Oh my God, Nathan!
457
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,775
Holy shit, you asshole.
458
00:20:21,809 --> 00:20:24,029
No, we never had sex with a sheep.
459
00:20:24,054 --> 00:20:25,755
But when I was 12,
460
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,291
I jerked off while I was
thinking about my cousin.
461
00:20:28,325 --> 00:20:30,259
- Which cousin?
- Teresa.
462
00:20:30,294 --> 00:20:32,028
Ugh, Tere... disgusting.
463
00:20:32,062 --> 00:20:33,363
You know what, let's just stay
464
00:20:33,397 --> 00:20:34,898
out of each other's shame closets.
465
00:20:35,699 --> 00:20:38,665
- Okay, bunny.
- You think I'm a sicko?
466
00:20:39,136 --> 00:20:41,037
No, no.
467
00:20:41,071 --> 00:20:44,107
I think your porn is not my porn.
468
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:47,315
You are my porn.
469
00:20:47,578 --> 00:20:50,847
Hm, that's the sweetest
thing you've ever said to me.
470
00:20:51,177 --> 00:20:53,049
If that's true, that's sad.
471
00:20:53,851 --> 00:20:56,285
Makes me really horny.
472
00:20:57,287 --> 00:21:02,794
♪
473
00:21:02,818 --> 00:21:05,888
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