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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:03,468 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:00,592 - UH, DICK. 3 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:03,228 "NEW ENGLAND LIFE" IS LOOKING FOR SUBMISSIONS 4 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,896 FOR THEIR "MOST MEMORABLE CHARACTER" COLUMN 5 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:08,733 AND I'VE DECIDED I-- I WANT TO WRITE ONE. 6 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:09,834 - OH, THAT'S GREAT, GEORGE. 7 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:10,901 WHO-- WHO YOU GONNA WRITE ABOUT? 8 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:14,205 - DO THE INITIALS D.L. TELL YOU ANYTHING? 9 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,340 - WELL, I'M EITHER FLATTERED OR SURPRISED 10 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,075 THAT YOU KNOW DOROTHY LAMOUR. 11 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:21,313 - NO, NO. IT'S YOU, DICK. 12 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,181 YOU UNFORGETTABLE LUG. 13 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:24,916 ( chuckling ) 14 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:29,053 - GEORGE, I'M NOT-- I'M NOT SURE I'M... 15 00:01:31,824 --> 00:01:32,957 NOT SURE I'M COLORFUL ENOUGH 16 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:36,227 TO QUALIFY AS A "MOST MEMORABLE CHARACTER." 17 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:39,297 - DICK, WHAT-- WHAT IS THIS? 18 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,033 - OH, THEY HAVE A NEW DONUT SHOP IN TOWN AND I-- 19 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:43,234 I GOT ONE OF EACH KIND. 20 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:45,770 IT'S A KIND OF RESEARCH. 21 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:51,108 - AND YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT COLORFUL. 22 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:53,077 ( chuckling ) 23 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,779 "MAKES PIG OF HIMSELF 24 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:56,414 AND CALLS IT RESEARCH." 25 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:02,821 - HI, HONEY. 26 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,022 STEPHANIE AND I ARE GOING TO DO OUR AEROBICS. 27 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,457 WANT TO JOIN US? 28 00:02:06,492 --> 00:02:08,259 - DAMN. 29 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:11,162 I'VE GOT MY LEOTARDS IN WOOLITE. 30 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,767 - OKAY, LET'S START. 31 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,136 ( music playing ) 32 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:21,773 - ONE AND TWO AND MAKE IT BURN. 33 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:25,643 THREE AND FOUR AND ONE AND TWO AND THREE... 34 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,145 - UH, EXCUSE ME. 35 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,746 IS THIS AN AEROBICS CLASS? 36 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:33,484 - WELL, I WOULDN'T CALL IT A CLASS, EXACTLY. 37 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:34,585 - I'D BE WILLING TO PAY. 38 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,588 - THEN IT'S A CLASS. 39 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:37,722 - STEPHANIE. 40 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:39,991 - WE CHARGE SIX DOLLARS A SESSION. 41 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:41,258 - THERE'S NO CHARGE. 42 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:42,560 YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US. 43 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:43,494 - WONDERFUL! 44 00:02:43,529 --> 00:02:44,995 I'LL GO CHANGE AND BE RIGHT BACK. 45 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,102 - JOANNA! 46 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:54,105 YOU'RE TOO NICE. NOW, STOP IT. 47 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:55,473 THAT'S THE THIRD PERSON THIS WEEK 48 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:56,807 WHO'S ASKED TO JOIN US. 49 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,943 DON'T YOU SEE THAT OUR WELL-FORMED DERRIERES 50 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,546 ARE SITTING ON A GOLD MINE HERE? 51 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:02,947 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 52 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:05,250 - OPENING AN AEROBICS STUDIO. 53 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:07,652 WE'LL RENT A LITTLE STORE IN TOWN 54 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,520 AND THEN WE'LL FRANCHISE. 55 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,290 WE'LL MAKE EXERCISE RECORDS, BOOKS, TAPES, 56 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,225 AND EVENTUALLY WE'LL BUY OUT JANE FONDA 57 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,928 AND FORCE HER BACK INTO THE MOVIES WHERE SHE BELONGS. 58 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,731 - BUT STEPHANIE, STARTING A BUSINESS TAKES MONEY. 59 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:21,733 - WE CAN GET MONEY. 60 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,067 I'LL BORROW SOME FROM DADDY 61 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:25,937 AND IF YOU COULD COME UP WITH $500, 62 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:27,071 WE'D BE IN BUSINESS. 63 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:29,173 - WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE TOO MUCH. 64 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,608 BUT I'D HAVE TO DISCUSS IT WITH DICK. 65 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,577 HE'D DISCUSS IT WITH ME. 66 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:34,145 - POOR JOANNA. 67 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:39,150 ( snorts ) THIS MARRIAGE SOUNDS ALMOST FIFTY-FIFTY. 68 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,620 - WE'RE THINKING OF SEEKING HELP. 69 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:51,996 - DICK, COULD I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 70 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,364 WELL, NO. FORGET IT. 71 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:56,301 I'M SORRY, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S A STUPID IDEA. 72 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,104 - HONEY, I GOTTA CALL 'EM LIKE I SEE 'EM. 73 00:04:02,441 --> 00:04:03,942 - WHAT'S THAT? 74 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,376 - THE DEVIL DIALER 5000. 75 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:07,746 ISN'T SHE A BEAUTY? - WHAT DOES "SHE" DO? 76 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,080 - SPEED DIALS UP TO 180 PHONE NUMBERS... 77 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:11,516 ...LIKE THAT. 78 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,918 - WHY WOULD YOU WANT...THAT? 79 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,920 - HONEY, IN-- IN THE AVERAGE LIFE, 80 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,989 24 HOURS IS SPENT DIALING THE PHONE. 81 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:19,790 NOW, WHEN I GO, I DON'T WANT TO SAY, "OH, NO! 82 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:21,426 I WASTED A WHOLE DAY OF MY LIFE..." 83 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:22,860 ( tapping ) 84 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,696 - ...DOING THAT. 85 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:27,065 - WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE FIGURES? 86 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,400 - THE-- THE SALESMAN WAS PRETTY SURE. 87 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,537 - DICK, HOW MUCH DID THIS COST? 88 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,572 - IT'S ALSO GREAT IN TIMES OF EMERGENCY. 89 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:35,940 NOW, I'VE ALREADY PROGRAMMED THE PHONE NUMBERS 90 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,608 FOR THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, THE POLICE DEPARTMENT, 91 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,810 THE DOCTOR, THE-- 92 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:41,379 THE ANIMAL SHELTER... 93 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:44,649 WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE ADOPTING A PET, 94 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,551 SECONDS COUNT. 95 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:47,751 - HOW MUCH WAS IT? 96 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,019 - IT'S ALSO A SPEAKERPHONE. 97 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,256 NOW, NORMALLY THIS KIND OF TECHNOLOGY... 98 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,491 - DICK. - $260 99 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:57,829 - OH. THAT'S FINE. 100 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,964 - IT-- IT IS? - YES. 101 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:01,933 YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR TOYS NOW AND THEN 102 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,101 AND I'M ENTITLED TO MY EXPENDITURES. 103 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:08,306 - HOW MUCH? 104 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:09,340 - FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS. 105 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:10,341 - FOR WHAT? 106 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:11,942 - TO OPEN AN AEROBICS STUDIO WITH STEPHANIE. 107 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,678 - AH. 108 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:16,580 HONEY, I-- I DON'T THINK VERMONT IS READY FOR AEROBICS 109 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:19,083 AND I DON'T THINK STEPHANIE IS-- 110 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:20,551 IS READY FOR ANYTHING. 111 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:22,786 - I THINK I'VE DEMONSTRATED 112 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,922 THAT IF ANYBODY CAN GET STEPHANIE TO PUT HER NOSE 113 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,858 TO THE GRINDSTONE, I CAN. 114 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,563 - ( blowing ) 115 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,964 MUST BE GRINDSTONE DUST. 116 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:37,801 - ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T THINK I COULD SUCCEED AT THIS? 117 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,036 - HONEY, I'M SAYING 118 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,738 YOU COULD PROBABLY SUCCEED AT ANY WORTHWHILE ENTERPRISE. 119 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:41,739 IT'S JUST THAT... 120 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:44,075 - THAT AEROBICS ISN'T A WORTHWHILE ENTERPRISE? 121 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,909 - I'M-- I'M SURE IT'S A WORTHWHILE ENTERPRISE 122 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:47,378 TO PEOPLE WHO ARE FOND OF THAT KIND OF THING. 123 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,013 - THEN YOU'RE SAYING IT'S WORTHWHILE 124 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:51,516 AND I COULD SUCCEED AT IT? 125 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:54,051 - IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE I AM. 126 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,386 - HONEY, THANK YOU. 127 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:58,490 I'M REALLY GONNA MAKE THIS WORK. 128 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,592 - AND-- AND TO THINK WHEN YOU CAME IN HERE YOU-- 129 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,226 YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A STUPID IDEA. 130 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,028 ( laughing ) 131 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,933 - DICK, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GIVE ME A HAND 132 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:12,436 WITH MY "MOST MEMORABLE CHARACTER" ARTICLE? 133 00:06:12,471 --> 00:06:13,438 - OH, I GUESS SO, GEORGE. 134 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:15,205 WHAT-- WHAT KIND OF HAND DO YOU NEED? 135 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:16,875 - WOULD YOU WRITE IT? 136 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:21,512 - GEORGE, YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT. 137 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:22,913 - GIVE ME SOMETHING, DICK. 138 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:25,350 YOU'RE THE MOST MEMORABLE CHARACTER I'VE EVER MET, 139 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,085 BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY. 140 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:32,857 SO, TELL ME, IN YOUR OWN WORDS, 141 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:36,860 JUST WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE SO DOGGONE SPECIAL. 142 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,933 - WELL, UH, ( coughs ) 143 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:43,267 GEORGE, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SAYING THIS IS-- 144 00:06:43,302 --> 00:06:48,439 THIS IS THE BEST EXAMPLE BY-- BY ANY MEANS, BUT RIGHT OFF-- 145 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:52,243 RIGHT OFF THE TOP, MY PUBLISHER SAYS THAT-- 146 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:55,947 THAT MY-- MY MANUSCRIPTS HAVE FEWER TYPOS 147 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:58,315 THAN HE HAS EVER SEEN. 148 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:05,089 YOU-- YOU CAN USE THAT. 149 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:10,995 - UH, "FEWEST TYPOS HE'S EVER SEEN." 150 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:14,231 BOY, THIS IS GREAT STUFF, DICK. 151 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:17,201 YOU UNDERSTAND, IF I START TO RUN ALONG, 152 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:19,670 I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO USE EVERYTHING. 153 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:28,879 ( pacy aerobics music ) 154 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:34,752 - AND ONE AND TWO AND WORK THAT BODY. 155 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,354 FEEL THE BURN! 156 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:40,558 IF IT DOESN'T HURT, YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT. 157 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:41,626 ( sighs ) 158 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:42,993 I'M TIRED. THAT'S ENOUGH. 159 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:48,232 OKAY, THAT'S OUR FIRST CLASS. 160 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:50,301 I THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO APPLAUD ME. 161 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,203 ( applause ) 162 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:53,570 - THANK YOU. 163 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,512 - HI. I'M LARRY. 164 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:02,780 THIS IS MY BROTHER DARRYL, 165 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,049 AND THIS IS MY OTHER BROTHER DARRYL. 166 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:08,352 - HI, FELLAS. WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU? 167 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:11,022 - WELL, DARRYL HERE'S BECOME A PORKER. 168 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:16,060 THE PROBLEM SEEMS TO BE TOO MANY BETWEEN-MEAL CRITTERS. 169 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,263 WE WAS WONDERIN' IF HE COULD TAKE UP A SPACE OR TWO 170 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,531 IN YOUR CLASS. 171 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,733 - SURE. WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO START. 172 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:25,135 WHY DON'T YOU AND DARRYL JOIN US TOO? 173 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:28,572 YOU COULD CHANGE RIGHT IN THERE. 174 00:08:28,607 --> 00:08:29,907 - OKAY. 175 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:34,712 OH, BY THE WAY, WE'D PREFER NOT TO DO ANY PELVIC TILTS. 176 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:37,381 WE'RE HAPPY WITH DARRYL'S BUTTOCKS 177 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:38,883 THE WAY THEY ARE. 178 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:46,390 - OKAY, EVERYBODY. LET'S START. 179 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:48,125 ( music playing ) 180 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:49,326 ALL RIGHT! 181 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,594 - HI, ALL. CAPTAIN VIDEO'S HERE. 182 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,629 - HI, MICHAEL. 183 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:54,532 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 184 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:55,967 - WE'RE GOING TO SHOOT A COMMERCIAL. 185 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,102 - OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 186 00:08:58,137 --> 00:08:59,770 OKAY. 187 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:01,639 - UH, JOANNA, YOU'LL HAVE TO MOVE. 188 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,907 APPARENTLY PART OF YOU IS STILL IN THE PICTURE. 189 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,478 - STEPHANIE, YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT ME IN THE... 190 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:08,545 - CAN YOU CHAT LATER, JOANNA? 191 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:10,247 I'VE GOT TO GET THIS CAMERA BACK TO THE NEWS TEAM. 192 00:09:10,282 --> 00:09:12,717 THAT WAREHOUSE FIRE ISN'T GONNA BURN FOREVER. 193 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,422 AND, ACTION. 194 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,725 - OKAY, CLASS. TOE TOUCH. 195 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,327 AND ONE AND TWO. 196 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:24,729 OH, HI. 197 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:29,367 I'M STEPHANIE, THE FABULOUS FORM OF "FABULOUS FORMS," 198 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,536 AND IF YOU WOMEN WANNA LOOK LIKE ME, FORGET IT. 199 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,941 BUT PERHAPS TWO-THIRDS OF MY BEAUTY CAN BE YOURS 200 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:39,477 BY SIGNING UP FOR THE SPECIAL EXERCISE PROGRAM 201 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,879 WE CALL "STEPHACIZE." 202 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,115 I'LL BE SEEING YOU, 203 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,784 BUT BEST OF ALL, YOU'LL BE SEEING ME. 204 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:51,923 AND ONE AND TWO AND STEPHACIZE. 205 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,591 - AND CUT. 206 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,927 ( chuckling ) THAT WAS PERFECT, STEPH. 207 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,329 I-- I LAUGHED, I CRIED. 208 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,464 YOU PUT ME THROUGH ALL THE CHANGES. 209 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,267 WELL, THAT'S A WRAP. 210 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:04,902 BETWEEN THIS AND THAT WAREHOUSE FIRE, 211 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,004 THIS CAMERA'S GONNA SEE A LOT OF HEAT TODAY. 212 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,305 ( giggling ) 213 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,186 - "STEPHACIZE"? 214 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:25,089 - YEAH, "VANDERKELLENCIZE" WOULD NEVER FIT ON A TEE-SHIRT. 215 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,625 - HOW COME YOU SHOT A COMMERCIAL WITHOUT ME? 216 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,461 - LATER, JOANNA. I HAVE A CLASS TO TEACH. 217 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,996 - I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE THIS ONE. 218 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:36,167 - WELL, THAT'S SWEET, BUT LOOK AT THAT WINDOW. 219 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,169 FILTH, FILTH, FILTH. 220 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,071 I'D PREFER YOU DID THAT. 221 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,773 BOY, IS IT A RELIEF TO HAVE SOME HELP FOR A CHANGE. 222 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,508 - STEPHANIE, I THINK I'M ENTITLED 223 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:45,943 TO SOME SAY AROUND HERE. 224 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,212 I PUT UP $500. 225 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:50,447 - WELL, I PUT UP $2,000. 226 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,383 - YOU DID? - YES. 227 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:55,453 AND THAT MAKES THIS PLACE MORE MINE THAN YOURS. 228 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,254 THIS ISN'T THE INN, JOANNA. 229 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,022 HERE, YOU WORK FOR ME. 230 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,060 - I WORK FOR YOU? 231 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,061 - WELL, NOT AT THE MOMENT. 232 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,030 YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE. 233 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,566 - LOOK, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE EQUAL PARTNERS. 234 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,667 - GEE, JOANNA, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 235 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:13,137 AFTER ALL, THIS WHOLE THING WAS MY IDEA. 236 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,972 I PUT UP FOUR TIMES THE MONEY. 237 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,108 I BOUGHT THE MERCHANDISE 238 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:20,044 AND THE FITNESS PROGRAM IS CALLED "STEPHACIZE." 239 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,945 - YOU NAMED IT "STEPHACIZE." 240 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,414 - OF COURSE I DID. THIS WHOLE THING WAS MY IDEA. 241 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,816 I PUT UP FOUR TIMES THE MONEY. 242 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,719 - STEPHANIE, IF THIS IS YOUR PLACE, 243 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,153 THEN I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT I WANT TO BE... 244 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,924 - HI, GORGEOUS. - HONEY! 245 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,726 YOU MADE IT TO THE GRAND OPENING. 246 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:38,829 - I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT FOR THE WORLD, 247 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:42,133 AND BESIDES, THE DONUT SHOP IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR. 248 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,637 OPENING DAY AND YOU'RE STILL OPEN. 249 00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:47,872 I'M IMPRESSED. 250 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,941 - WE HAPPEN TO BE GETTING OUR FAIR SHARE OF CUSTOMERS. 251 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:58,148 - YOU CERTAINLY ATTRACTED THE TRENDSETTERS. 252 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:04,388 - DARRYL, IF YOU EAT THEM DONUTS, 253 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:06,157 DARRYL AND ME WILL HAVE TO WALK AHEAD OF YOU 254 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:08,092 GREASING DOORJAMBS. 255 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,028 - ANY PROBLEM KEEPING STEPHANIE'S NOSE 256 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,229 TO THE GRINDSTONE? 257 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,565 - FOR YOUR INFORMATION, SHE'S BEEN NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER 258 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,634 AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. 259 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:17,601 - FINE. 260 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,805 NO NEED FOR ME TO WISH YOU A NICE DAY. 261 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,444 - AND TWO AND THREE. 262 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,881 ONE, TWO, AND THREE AND FOUR. 263 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,784 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 264 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:40,458 ( music playing ) 265 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,159 - DICK, I THINK MY TROUBLES 266 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:46,029 WITH MY "MOST MEMORABLE CHARACTER" PIECE ARE OVER. 267 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,932 I READ A BUNCH OF THE OTHER ARTICLES 268 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,200 AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR. 269 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:56,373 SO, DICK, HAVE YOU EVER SAFELY LANDED A JUMBO JET 270 00:12:56,409 --> 00:13:00,878 AFTER THE PILOT AND COPILOT ARE OVERCOME BY FOOD POISONING? 271 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,452 - NOT A JUMBO JET, NO. 272 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:14,091 - DID YOU EVER SINGLE-HANDEDLY LEAD 273 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,226 AN UNDERDEVELOPED LATIN AMERICAN VILLAGE 274 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,795 INTO THE 20TH CENTURY? 275 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,529 - GEORGE... - NO. 276 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,600 - GEORGE, WE'VE HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD TIMES. 277 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,468 IF-- IF YOU HAVE TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE, 278 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,769 WHY NOT USE THOSE? 279 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,970 - OH, OKAY. 280 00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,641 WEREN'T YOU EVEN ONCE THE ONLY WITNESS 281 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:33,577 UNAFRAID TO COME FORWARD AND TOPPLE A CORRUPT... 282 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:37,381 - GEORGE, NO, NEVER, I WOULDN'T. 283 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,452 - BOY, IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE DONUT THING, 284 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,420 I'D HAVE ZILCH. 285 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,426 - DICK, HAVE YOU TAKEN A LOOK AT OUR PHONE BILL 286 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,194 SINCE YOU GOT THE NEW DEVIL DIALER? 287 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,797 - YEAH, HONEY, I WAS-- I WAS GONNA MENTION THAT TO YOU. 288 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,734 - YOU MADE 12 CALLS TO INDIA? 289 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,372 - THAT-- THAT WAS SORT OF AN ACCIDENT, 290 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,674 BUT I GOT THROUGH LIKE THAT. 291 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,446 - GOODNIGHT, JOANNA. 292 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,348 - STEPHANIE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 293 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,250 - OH, THEY'RE GOING TO PICK THE HOMECOMING KING AND QUEEN 294 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,351 OVER AT THE COLLEGE, 295 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,854 SO WE'RE GOING TO WATCH AND FEEL SUPERIOR. 296 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,790 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. - TRUST US, JOANNA. 297 00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:22,659 ONE LOOK AT THOSE IVY LEAGUE BOW WOWS... 298 00:14:22,694 --> 00:14:26,530 - NO, I MEAN, STEPHANIE STILL HAS WORK TO DO HERE. 299 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,566 THE OVEN NEEDS CLEANING. 300 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,067 - I'LL DO IT LATER. 301 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,335 - NOW. 302 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,836 THAT'S AN ORDER. 303 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,839 - WELL, IF I HAVE TO WORK LATE, 304 00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:38,242 I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO OPEN THE STUDIO IN THE MORNING 305 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:40,511 AND TEACH THE FIRST THREE CLASSES. 306 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,946 - I CAN'T. I HAVE TO BUY SUPPLIES 307 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,613 FOR THE INN TOMORROW MORNING. 308 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,449 - I'M SORRY, JOANNA. 309 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,319 I'M AFRAID THAT'S AN ORDER. 310 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:49,320 - LET ME TELL YOU... 311 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:52,489 - GALS, GALS, GALS. I'M CHOKING ON FUR HERE. 312 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,762 - MICHAEL, WE'RE NOT ARGUING. 313 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,298 WE'RE JUST HANDING OUT ASSIGNMENTS. 314 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,033 - IF I HAVE TO TEACH THOSE CLASSES, 315 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,335 I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO BUY THE SUPPLIES. 316 00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:07,805 - WELL, SINCE I HAD TO SPEND THE ENTIRE MORNING 317 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,539 GETTING SUPPLIES FOR THE INN, 318 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,742 I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY 319 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,844 GETTING SUPPLIES FOR THE STUDIO. 320 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,579 - OKAY, BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT LOOKS LIKE 321 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,514 ANOTHER LATE NIGHT FOR THE MAID. 322 00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:21,051 - ASSUMING YOU GET HOME BEFORE THE MAID'S IN BED. 323 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,823 HOW'S DARRYL COMING ALONG? 324 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:30,660 - FRANKLY, MISS STEPHANIE, WE'RE DISCOURAGED TO BITS. 325 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,831 IF THIS THING HAD A BELL ON TOP, HE'D HAVE BLOWN IT OFF. 326 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,435 - WELL, IT TAKES TIME. 327 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,236 YOU JUST HAVE TO STICK WITH IT. 328 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,237 - NAW. WE'RE GOING BACK 329 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,806 TO THE MORE TRADITIONAL METHOD OF WEIGHT LOSS. 330 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:43,873 - WHAT'S THAT? 331 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,677 - PUT MEAT IN HIS PANTS AND TROT HIM PAST THE BEAR CAVE. 332 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,146 COME ON, DARRYL. 333 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,016 Stephanie: OKAY, EVERYBODY. 334 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,719 THIS IS GOING TO BE A TEAM STRETCH CLASS. 335 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,087 SO, FIND A PARTNER 336 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,557 WHO'S APPROXIMATELY AS FAT AS YOU ARE. 337 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,627 - HI, HONEY. 338 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,429 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 339 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,764 - I CAME-- UH, CAME BY TO SEE YOU. 340 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,168 OH, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE-- 341 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:13,337 YOU'RE DOING STEADY BUSINESS HERE. 342 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:14,371 YOU KEEP THIS UP, 343 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:16,873 WE MAY ACTUALLY GET OUR INVESTMENT BACK. 344 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,809 I'M NOT AFRAID TO EAT CROW. 345 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,612 YOU AND STEPHANIE MAKE A TERRIFIC TEAM. 346 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,114 - JOANNA, WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOU. 347 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,949 COULD YOU FLIRT ON YOUR OWN TIME? 348 00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:28,451 - I'LL BE THERE WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY. 349 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,821 WE FOOL AROUND LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. 350 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:39,996 - NOW, I AND MY ASSISTANT WILL DEMONSTRATE TEAM STRETCHING. 351 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,065 THIS IS FOR THE INNER THIGHS. 352 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,102 - OKAY. 353 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:47,405 FIRST YOU PULL YOUR PARTNER FORWARD. 354 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,672 - OOH! 355 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:54,244 MAKING SURE NOT TO GO TOO FAR. 356 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,946 THEN YOUR PARTNER PULLS YOU FORWARD, 357 00:16:56,982 --> 00:17:00,250 AGAIN MAKING SURE NOT TO GO TOO FAR. LIKE THIS. 358 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,384 - AAUGH! 359 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,655 - OKAY, BEGIN. 360 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,426 - WE GO MY WAY FIRST. 361 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:10,794 - MY WAY. - MY WAY. 362 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,596 - IT'S MY PLACE. I WANNA GO MY WAY. 363 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:13,797 - YOU'RE THE BOSS. - OH! 364 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:21,705 - I, UH, I MAY NOT BE AN EXPERT BUT, 365 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,507 IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT DID THE INNER THIGHS 366 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,110 A HELL OF A LOT OF GOOD. 367 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:28,612 - EXCUSE ME, CLASS, I THINK IT'S TIME 368 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,447 I HAD A TALK WITH MY PARTNER. 369 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,884 - GOOD, BECAUSE I WANT TO HAVE A TALK WITH MY ASSISTANT. 370 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:37,187 - JOANNA, YOU-- YOU CAN'T DESERT YOUR CLASS. 371 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,389 IT'S-- IT'S BAD FOR BUSINESS 372 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:42,993 AND WE'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT GETTING OUR INVESTMENT BACK. 373 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,194 - FINE. 374 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,097 EVERYBODY, MY HUSBAND DICK WILL BE TAKING OVER THE CLASS. 375 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,165 - WHAT? 376 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,144 - HI. 377 00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:04,047 - DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT EXERCISE? 378 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:07,284 - I DIDN'T GET THIS WAY BY ACCIDENT. 379 00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:10,921 OKAY, 380 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,292 BEGIN. 381 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,361 - BEGIN WHAT? 382 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:24,034 - STEPHANIE, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR BOSSING ME AROUND. 383 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,002 - WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT 384 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,270 BEFORE YOU CAME TO WORK FOR ME. 385 00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:28,472 - I WASN'T COMING TO WORK FOR YOU. 386 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,274 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE PARTNERS, 387 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,575 AND IF YOU HAD SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN MIND, 388 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,377 THEN I HAD A RIGHT TO BE TOLD. 389 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:34,578 - WELL, I HARDLY THINK IT'S NECESSARY 390 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,514 TO DISCUSS EVERY LITTLE DETAIL WITH MY EMPLOYEES. 391 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:40,117 - OKAY, THAT'S-- 392 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:44,888 THAT'S ENOUGH OF THE BENDING-SIDEWAYS-TYPE STUFF. 393 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,559 WELL, I GUESS-- I GUESS NEXT WE SHOULD-- 394 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,427 WE SHOULD DO SOME... 395 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,531 SOME MORE BENDING-SIDEWAYS-TYPE STUFF. 396 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:56,800 AND, BEGIN. 397 00:18:56,836 --> 00:19:00,771 A ONE AND TWO... 398 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,307 - STEPHANIE, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT I CAN'T WORK FOR YOU. 399 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:06,176 - JOANNA, MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES 400 00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,245 WORK FOR VANDERKELLENS. 401 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,947 NOW, YOU DON'T HEAR THEM COMPLAINING. 402 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:14,218 I CAN'T HELP IT IF BOSSING IS IN MY BLOOD. 403 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,019 - WELL, I HATE TO INTERFERE WITH DESTINY, 404 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:19,222 BUT CAN'T WE JUST BE EQUAL PARTNERS? 405 00:19:19,257 --> 00:19:22,659 - YOU MEAN I'D HAVE TO DO SOME LIGHT MOPPING? 406 00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:26,297 BUT I HAVE TO DO THAT EVERY DAY AT THE INN. 407 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,900 WELL, WAIT, MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE OVER HALF OF THAT. 408 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:34,538 - ...AND TWO AND STOP. 409 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,842 OKAY. ANY-- 410 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:40,711 ANYBODY WANNA-- WANNA DO THAT ONE AGAIN? 411 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,612 - NO! 412 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:46,984 PLEASE GO ON TO SOMETHING ELSE. 413 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,786 - OKAY. GO ON TO SOMETHING ELSE. 414 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:49,787 WHAT'LL IT BE? 415 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,555 OH, I-- I-- I KNOW. 416 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,590 THIS-- THIS ONE IS-- 417 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:57,027 THIS ONE IS ESPECIALLY GOOD FOR-- 418 00:19:57,062 --> 00:20:00,330 FOR THE BODY 419 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:04,868 AND HERE'S-- HERE'S HOW IT GOES. 420 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,470 YOU PUT-- YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT IN. 421 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:15,479 NOW-- NOW YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT OUT. 422 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,650 PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT IN AGAIN, 423 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,387 AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT. 424 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,490 YOU-- YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY 425 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:36,967 AND-- AND YOU-- AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND, AND THAT-- 426 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,035 AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. 427 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,707 - BUT JOANNA, YOU CAN'T QUIT. 428 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:47,611 IT'S TOO BIG A JOB FOR ONE PERSON TO RUN THIS PLACE. 429 00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:51,481 BESIDES, I CAN'T GO BACK TO JUST CLEANING TOILETS. 430 00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:56,687 I WANNA "STEPHACIZE," NOT SANITIZE. 431 00:20:56,722 --> 00:21:00,690 - WELL, STEPHANIE, IF WE CAN'T RUN THIS PLACE TOGETHER, 432 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,894 AND WE CAN'T RUN IT ALONE... 433 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,595 ( sigh ) 434 00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:09,266 - OKAY, FASTER NOW AND-- AND MAKE IT BURN. 435 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:14,471 YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND IN, YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND OUT, 436 00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:17,941 YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND IN AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT. 437 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:21,111 YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND, 438 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,480 AND THAT'S WHAT'S IT'S ALL ABOUT. 439 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:24,881 OKAY, REAL GOOD. KEEP IT GOING. 440 00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:26,116 NOW, EVERYBODY. 441 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,885 - YOU PUT YOUR LEFT HAND IN, YOU PUT YOUR LEFT HAND OUT, 442 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,288 YOU PUT YOUR LEFT HAND IN AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT. 443 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:33,290 YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY... 444 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:34,257 - DICK! - ...YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND. 445 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,159 - DICK, WHAT ON EARTH? 446 00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:37,560 - AND HALT! 447 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:38,796 - AWW! 448 00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:41,298 - UH, THANKS BUT NOW I'D-- 449 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:44,101 I'D LIKE TO TURN YOU BACK TO YOUR REAL TEACHERS, 450 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:48,205 THE GALS WHO TURNED FABULOUS FORMS INTO-- 451 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,209 INTO A REAL MONEYMAKER, JOANNA AND-- AND STEPHANIE. 452 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,311 - WHOO! - THANK YOU, DICK. 453 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:55,812 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. 454 00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:58,548 SORRY TO KEEP YOU ALL WAITING. 455 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,584 WE HAVE DECIDED TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS. 456 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:01,718 - WHAT? ALL: OH! 457 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,186 - WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE 458 00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:06,957 AND WE HOPE THAT YOU'LL CONTINUE TO DO THE HOKEY-POKEY 459 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,658 ON YOUR OWN. 460 00:22:08,693 --> 00:22:11,494 - W-- W-- WAIT! WAIT! 461 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:14,932 I HAVE A GREAT-- A GREAT ONE WHERE YOU PRETEND-- 462 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,934 YOU PRETEND TO BE A TEAPOT. 463 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:20,970 - DICK. THAT'S PATHETIC. 464 00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:27,511 - LET-- LET ME-- LET ME SEE IF I CAN TRACK WHAT-- 465 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,346 WHAT HAPPENED HERE. 466 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:33,083 AGAINST MY ADVICE, YOU WENT INTO BUSINESS WITH STEPHANIE. 467 00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:36,520 WE INVESTED $500 AND AFTER BEING OPEN ONLY TWO DAYS... 468 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,187 - DICK, HERE'S THE DEAL. 469 00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:40,590 IF YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE, YOU DIE, 470 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,527 BUT IF YOU NEVER SAY ANOTHER WORD ABOUT THIS, 471 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,062 I WILL BUY YOU SO MANY DONUTS 472 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:48,665 THAT WHEN I HUG YOU, YOU'LL OOZE JELLY. 473 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,101 - I'LL GO TAKE A NUMBER AND YOU CLOSE UP. 474 00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:00,176 ( music playing ) 34199

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