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[TRUMPET PLAYING]
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MORNING, DICK.
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GEORGE.
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SOUNDS LIKE MR. BENNETT
IS PRACTICING AGAIN.
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YEAH. HE--HE PLAYED
TILL 2:00 THIS MORNING,
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AND HE'S
STARTING UP AGAIN AT...
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7:15.
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RIGHT.
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LOOK AT THIS.
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I'M TRYING.
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IT'S HER EYE,
DICK.
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IT WAS AN EYE.
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NOW IT'S JUST A BUNCH
OF LINES AND A BAG.
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THAT MAN IS KEEPING
EVERYBODY AWAKE.
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NOT ME.
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I CAN'T HEAR HIM AT ALL
OUT OVER THE GARAGE.
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YOU KNOW,
JOANNA SLEPT FINE TOO.
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I WATCHED HER.
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DICK, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
MAKE MR. BENNETT STOP?
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LOOK, I PROMISED HIM
HE COULD PRACTICE HERE
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AS LONG AS WE HAD
NO OTHER GUESTS.
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HE'S GONNA BE LEAVING
IN A COUPLE DAYS,
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AND--AND I JUST CAN'T
TELL HIM TO STOP.
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[TRUMPET PLAYING]
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BUT I WILL.
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GOD,
ISN'T LIFE WONDERFUL
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WHEN YOU'RE DOING WHAT
YOU WERE BORN TO DO?
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THANK YOU.
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MR.--MR. BENNETT?
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YEAH?
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WH--WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE FOR BREAKFAST?
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DICK.
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JUST A CUP OF COFFEE.
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I WANNA GET RIGHT BACK
TO MY ROOM TO PRACTICE.
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OH, REALLY.
DICK?
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UH, MR. BENNETT,
COULD--
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COULD I ASK YOU A FAVOR?
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ANYTHING YOU WANT.
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YOU'RE HELPING
MY DREAM COME TRUE.
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WITHOUT YOU, I WOULDN'T HAVE
A PRAYER AT THAT AUDITION.
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RIGHT.
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COULD--COULD--COULD
YOU PLEASE NOT PLAY
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YOUR TRUMPET ANYMORE?
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WHAT?
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IN--IN YOUR ROOM.
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IT'S--IT'S THE ACOUSTICS.
UM...
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MAYBE YOU'D BE BETTER OFF
PRACTICING IN, UH--
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SWITZERLAND.
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THE BASEMENT.
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HEY.
GREAT IDEA.
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I BET CHERRY PINKAND APPLE BLOSSOM WHITE
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WILL SOUND GREAT DOWN THERE.
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HE'S BEEN PLAYING CHERRY PINKAND APPLE BLOSSOM WHITE?
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I THOUGHT IT WAS
THE THEME FROM SHAFT.
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[TRUMPET PLAYING]
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GOOD MORNING.
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SAYS WHO?
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IT'S JOANNA,
DICK.
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HONEY, I WAS JUST THINKING
ABOUT THE FUNNIEST THING.
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DO YOU REMEMBER
JONATHAN HILL?
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IS THAT THE JONATHAN
YOU WERE DATING
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RIGHT BEFORE YOU MET
ME AND FORGOT RIGHT AFTER?
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YES.
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WHAT ABOUT HIM?
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I KNOW YOU'LL
APPRECIATE THIS.
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I KINDA HAVE A DATE WITH HIM.
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YOU MADE A DATE WITH
A GUY WHO'S NOT DICK?
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MOST--MOST PEOPLE CUT DOWN
ON THAT AFTER THEY'RE MARRIED.
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WELL, I SHOULDN'T
EVEN CALL IT A DATE.
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WE JUST DECIDED
20 YEARS AGO,
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THAT NO MATTER
WHERE WE WERE LIVING,
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OR WHAT WE WERE DOING,
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WE'D MEET AT THE SKY ROOM
IN NEW YORK
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AT 8:00 P.M. THIS FRIDAY.
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WOW.
THAT'S REALLY ROMANTIC.
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NO.
IT'S REALLY RIDICULOUS.
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WELL, DICK, IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING.
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THAT WOULD BE SILLY.
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YEAH.
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JONATHAN PROBABLY
WON'T EVEN REMEMBER.
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OF COURSE HE WON'T.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"OF COURSE HE WON'T?"
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YOU DON'T KNOW THE KIND
OF RELATIONSHIP WE HAD.
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SURE I DO.
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WHAT--WHAT KIND
OF RELATIONSHIP DID YOU HAVE?
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CASUAL.
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DON'T YOU THINK IF HE WERE
GONNA SHOW UP HE--HE'D CALL?
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I WOULD.
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OH, I WOULDN'T.
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IT'S MUCH MORE ROMANTIC
JUST TO SHOW UP.
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DON'T YOU HAVE EGGS TO FRY?
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HONEY,
HOW COULD JONATHAN CALL?
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LAST TIME I SAW HIM,
I WAS STILL IN SCHOOL,
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AND HE WAS ON HIS WAY
TO KENYA WITH THE PEACE CORPS.
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HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHERE I LIVE,
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AND I'M NOT
JOANNA McKENNA ANYMORE.
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I'M JOANNA LOUDON.
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SO,
LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY.
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HONEY,
I'M NOT GOING.
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OH, PHOOEY.
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I HAVE A WHOLE NEW LIFE,
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AND I'M SURE
JONATHAN DOES TOO.
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WE WERE CRAZY TO MAKE
A DATE LIKE THIS.
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CRAZY AND WILD,
AND...
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CASUAL.
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COME ON, STEPHANIE.
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I'LL HELP YOU WITH
THE BREAKFAST.
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DICK, I THINK YOU SHOULD
HAVE A TALK WITH JOANNA.
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WHY IS THAT,
GEORGE?
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I DON'T THINK SHE KNOWS
WHAT "CASUAL" MEANS.
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[TRUMPET PLAYING]
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[TRUMPET PLAYING]
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OKAY, STEPHANIE.
I--
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STEPHANIE?
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--STEPHANIE.
--OH.
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I FOUND MY YEARBOOK.
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OH, GOOD.
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MAYBE IT'LL HELP KEEP
MY MIND OFF THAT RACKET.
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[SIGHS]
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CAREFUL.
YOU'LL WRINKLE JONATHAN.
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OH. SORRY.
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[LAUGHS]
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ALTHOUGH IT MIGHT
GIVE YOU SOME IDEA
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OF WHAT
HE LOOKS LIKE TODAY.
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OH, HI.
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OKAY IF I MAKE
MYSELF A QUICK SANDWICH?
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OH, SURE.
HELP YOURSELF.
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THANK YOU.
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ISN'T TRUE YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO PLAY A TRUMPET
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FOR AN HOUR AFTER
YOU'VE EATEN?
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NO.
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WELL, AT LEAST
WE WON'T HAVE TO LISTEN
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TO THAT STUPID SONG
FOR A WHILE.
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[HUMMING]
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COME ON. LET'S HAVE
A LOOK AT JONATHAN.
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[SIGHS]
OKAY.
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JONATHAN HILL.
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THIS MUST
BE EXCITING FOR YOU.
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STEPHANIE,
YOU'RE THE ONE
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WHO WANTED TO SEE HIM.
NOT ME.
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PAGE 72.
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HILL.
HILL...
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WELL, YOU HAVE TO GO.
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OH, STEPHANIE, IT WAS
JUST A COLLEGE ROMANCE.
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IT WAS NOTHING COMPARED
TO WHAT I HAVE WITH DICK.
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BUT BOY,
DOES THIS TAKE ME BACK.
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YOU KNOW,
JONATHAN USED TO WRITE POETRY.
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AND HE COULD
PLAY THE GUITAR,
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AND OH, HE HAD SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL VOICE.
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WOW.
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ALL THAT AND A DIMPLE
IN HIS CHIN.
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OH, JOANNA.
DON'T YOU WANNA SEE HIM AGAIN?
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IN COLOR?
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OH, WHO KNOWS
IF HE'LL EVEN SHOW UP?
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WHAT IF HE DOES
AND YOU DON'T?
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HOW CAN YOU BREAK A 20-YEAR
PROMISE TO THAT CHIN?
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HI.
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I'M LARRY.
THIS IS MY BROTHER, DARRYL,
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AND THIS IS MY OTHER
BROTHER DARRYL.
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I KNOW, LARRY.
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DO YOU THINK WE COULD SPEAK
TO THE MAN OF THE HOUSE?
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DICK?
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MISS STEPHANIE...
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MAY I SAY YOUR EYES ARE
THE MOST GLORIOUS SHADE OF PINK?
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HI, GUYS.
WHAT--WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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WELL, FOR TWO DAYS
AND NIGHTS NOW,
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WE'VE BEEN
HEARIN' THE SOUND
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OF AN ANIMAL IN DISTRESS
COMIN' FROM THIS--
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COMIN' FROM THIS INN.
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THAT KINDA THING JUST
TEARS DARRYL UP INSIDE.
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SO, WE CAME OVER
TO SEE WHAT WE COULD DO
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TO EASE ITS MISERY.
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DARRYL BRUNG A ROCK.
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IT'S NOT AN ANIMAL.
IT'S--IT'S A MAN...
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PLAYING THE TRUMPET BADLY.
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WELL, IT DID SEEM STRANGE
THAT A WOUNDED CRITTER
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WOULD SCREECH OUT CHERRY PINKAND APPLE BLOSSOM WHITE.
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THEY TEND TO PICK ONE SOUND
AND STICK WITH IT UNTIL--
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FELLAS.
FELLAS.
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THANKS FOR--FOR OFFERING
TO HELP, BUT, UH...
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THERE'S NO WOUNDED CRITTER,
AND WHAT--WHAT WE DO HAVE
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IS LEAVING TOMORROW.
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OKAY.
IF IT'S JUST ONE MORE NIGHT.
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I GUESS WE CAN USE THIS
TO HELP DARRYL SLEEP.
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[HUMMING]
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WELL, I KNOW WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
STEPHANIE?
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HIDING HIS TRUMPET.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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YOU CAN'T HIDE
A TRUMPET IN THERE.
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IT WON'T FIT.
OVER HERE.
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DICK.
OH, COME ON.
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[JOANNA]
STOP IT. STOP IT. COME ON.
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OH, HI,
MR. BENNETT,
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FROM THE KITCHEN
WITH A SANDWICH.
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WELL,
I HAVE TO GO UPSTAIRS AND...
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WASH THE BEDS.
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HI.
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WH--WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY TRUMPET?
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OH. UM...
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JO--UH,
JOANNA ASKED ME HOW--
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HOW TALL THIS--
THIS CHAIR WAS,
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AND I SAID I THOUGHT
IT WAS ABOUT...
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ONE AND A HALF
TRUMPETS TALL.
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AND, UH, DARN--DARNED
IF I WASN'T RIGHT.
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REALLY?
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SAME HEIGHT AS MY SON.
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DO YOU NEED TO MEASURE
ANYTHING ELSE?
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UH, NO.
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WHAT--WHAT'S--
WHAT'S THIS?
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OH, IT'S JUST
MY COLLEGE YEARBOOK.
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OH.
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THIS WOULD
BE THE ONE THAT, UH,
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THAT JONATHAN'S IN.
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IT'S ON PAGE SEVENTY...
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SOMETHING.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I'D SAY, UH,
20 YEARS AGO,
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HE WAS NOT
UN-GOOD-LOOKING...
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FOR A GUY WITH AN OVERSIZED
DIMPLE IN HIS CHIN.
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST
SAY HE'S HANDSOME?
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HONEY, WHAT WOMEN
THINK IS HANDSOME,
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AND WHAT MEN
THINK IS HANDSOME
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IS WORLDS APART.
UH--GEORGE?
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DO YOU--DO YOU THINK
THIS GUY IS GOOD-LOOKING?
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WELL,
HE'S OKAY.
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YOU SEE?
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BUT WOW.
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LOOK AT THAT
JONATHAN HILL GUY.
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HE'S A DREAMBOAT.
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JONATHAN HILL?
SAY, ISN'T HE THE--
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YEAH.
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WELL,
HE'S OKAY.
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WELL,
IF ALL THE REVIEWS ARE IN,
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I'LL JUST PUT THIS AWAY.
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DICK, UH, DON'T YOU THINK
THIS MIGHT BE GETTING
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JUST A TOUCH OUT OF HAND?
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WHAT--WHAT IS,
GEORGE?
239
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,447
THIS JONATHAN STUFF.
240
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:26,784
JONATHAN THIS.
JONATHAN THAT.
241
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,052
GEORGE,
WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
242
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,520
SHE ALREADY SAID
SHE ISN'T GONNA GO.
243
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,388
YEAH, BUT SHE
KEEPS ON SAYING IT.
244
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,057
FIRST THING YOU KNOW,
SHE'LL BE SAYING IT
245
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,059
LONG DISTANCE
FROM NEW YORK.
246
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:36,527
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TALK WITH HER.
247
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,996
GEORGE...
248
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:42,834
MARRIAGE
IS LIKE PORCUPINES.
249
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,237
PORCUPINES NEED TO GET CLOSE
TO EACH OTHER FOR WARMTH.
250
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:50,041
BUT IF THEY GET TOO CLOSE,
THEY--THEY SPEAR EACH OTHER.
251
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:55,613
NOW, IF I FLAT OUT TOLD JOANNA
SHE COULDN'T GO TO NEW YORK,
252
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,115
THEN I'D BE LIKE
A PORCUPINE
253
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,450
WHO PULLS HIS MATE
TOO CLOSE, AND--
254
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,918
FILLS HER SO FULL OF HOLES
255
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,187
YOU COULD USE HER
TO DRAIN SPAGHETTI.
256
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,856
[LAUGHS]
257
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:09,426
M--MAKES HER UNCOMFORTABLE.
258
00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:12,263
BUT MY PORCUPINE KNOWS
SHE'S FREE TO GO AND...
259
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,731
THAT'S WHY SHE'S
STAYING HERE.
260
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,434
WHAT ARE YOU TWO
TALKING ABOUT?
261
00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:18,669
UH, PORCUPINES.
262
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:22,140
YEAH. AND MARRIAGE,
AND SPEARING EACH OTHER.
263
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,279
YEAH, I--I WAS JUST--
I WAS JUST TELLING GEORGE
264
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:31,883
THAT, YOU KNOW, WE LOVE
AND TRUST EACH OTHER, AND...
265
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,484
AND THAT'S WHY,
UH...
266
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,053
I GIVE YOU LEEWAY.
267
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:39,623
YOU MEAN LIKE IF I HAD
WANTED TO GO TO NEW YORK?
268
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:42,693
YEAH.
THAT--THAT KIND OF THING.
269
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,496
DICK,
SUPPOSE I HAD WANTED TO GO.
270
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,265
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID?
271
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,534
I WOULD HAVE SAID,
"GIVE MY REGARDS TO BROADWAY."
272
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,603
OF COURSE, I WOULD'VE
WANTED YOU TO COME WITH ME,
273
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,704
AND MEET JONATHAN.
274
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:54,972
NO. WOULD--
WOULDN'T HEAR OF IT.
275
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:57,741
I--I WOULD'VE INSISTED
THAT YOU GO ALONE.
276
00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:58,943
[SIGHS]
277
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,245
YOU REALLY ARE THE MOST
WONDERFUL HUSBAND
278
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,480
A WOMAN COULD EVER WANT.
279
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,016
MM.
[KISS]
280
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,951
MM.
281
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:09,854
DICK,
IF YOU REALLY FEEL THAT WAY,
282
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:12,323
I WILL GO TO NEW YORK.
283
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,258
I'M GOING WITH YOU.
284
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,870
HONEY,
WHAT TIME IS IT?
285
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:30,374
IT'S, UH,
7:10.
286
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,642
WOULD, UH,
WOULD IT BE EASIER
287
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,778
IF I CALLED THE TIME
OUT EVERY FIVE MINUTES?
288
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,181
SORRY.
289
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,415
HOW DO YOU LIKE
THESE EARRINGS?
290
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,251
FINE.
291
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,618
BUT THEN IT,
UH...
292
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:42,887
DOESN'T REALLY
COUNT WHAT I LIKE.
293
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:47,058
WHAT COUNTS IS WHAT
JOHN WOULD LIKE.
294
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,193
YOU'RE NOT BEING MUCH HELP.
295
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,263
WELL, IT'S HARD TO BE BOTH
TIMEKEEPER AND FASHION ADVISOR.
296
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,798
AND JEALOUS HUSBAND.
297
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,234
I'M NOT JEALOUS.
298
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,735
JUST HAVEN'T HAD
MUCH EXPERIENCE
299
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,338
HELPING YOU GET READY
FOR A BIG DATE.
300
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:06,110
DICK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME
TO THE SKY ROOM WITH ME?
301
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,545
[LAUGHS]
ARE YOU KIDDING?
302
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:10,814
AND BE BORED ALL NIGHT?
303
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,184
NO WAY.
304
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,386
NO, I GOT A GREAT EVENING
PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.
305
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,321
BE--BEYOND GREAT.
306
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,357
I'VE ORDERED A DELUXE
MEAL FROM ROOM SERVICE,
307
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,925
AND I'M MEETING
ELLIOTT AT THE THEATRE.
308
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:23,361
WE'RE SEEING CATS.
309
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,796
[JOANNA]
OH, THAT'S NICE.
310
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:26,998
THEN,
KNOWING ELLIOTT,
311
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,599
WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE
A NIGHTCAP AND, UM,
312
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:32,736
WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE DANCING TILL DAWN.
313
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:35,373
YEAH, JUST A COUPLE
OF HOUNDS ON THE PROWL
314
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,607
IN THE BIG APPLE.
315
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,978
[JOANNA]
SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
316
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,452
HOW DO I LOOK?
317
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:54,992
WELL, I CAN PROBABLY
TELL BETTER WHEN I...
318
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:58,495
WIPE THE STEAM
FROM MY GLASSES.
319
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,864
DICK,
YOU'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.
320
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,733
I WORE IT TO YOUR
PUBLISHER'S CHRISTMAS PARTY.
321
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:06,137
YEAH, I JUST DON'T
REMEMBER IT HAVING...
322
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,838
THAT MANY FRECKLES.
323
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,773
THEN YOU REMEMBER WRONG.
324
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,146
IS THAT THE PERFUME I GAVE
YOU FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY?
325
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,681
HONEY,
IF HE SAYS I SMELL NICE,
326
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:20,051
I'LL TELL HIM THE PERFUME
WAS A GIFT FROM YOU.
327
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:24,055
YOU'RE GONNA LET
HIM SMELL YOU?
328
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,623
OH, HONEY.
329
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,859
I LOVE YOU.
330
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,861
IF YOU DON'T WANT
ME TO GO, I WON'T GO.
331
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,230
NO.
I--I WANT YOU TO GO.
332
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:34,698
THANKS.
333
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,667
I'D KISS YOU, BUT I DON'T
WANNA SMEAR MY LIPSTICK.
334
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,819
DICK AND JOANNA?
335
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,754
NEW YORK.
336
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:01,625
TRUMPET GUY?
337
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,659
CHECKED OUT.
338
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,930
GEORGE?
339
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,065
GONE FOR A WALK.
340
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:11,002
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
341
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,742
OH, NO.
342
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,512
I GUESS IT'S WRITTEN
ALL OVER MY FACE.
343
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,547
I FLUNKED THE AUDITION.
344
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,450
OH. WELL.
345
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,819
THANKS FOR STOPPING
BY AND TELLING US.
346
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,055
I'LL BE SURE
TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW.
347
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,123
NO, NO, NO.
348
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,891
I'M TOO DEPRESSED
TO DRIVE HOME.
349
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,560
OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
JUST...
350
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,363
PLAY THE RADIO AND KEEP
THE WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN.
351
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,233
JUST DRIVE THOSE BLUES AWAY.
352
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,469
I'VE GOT TO FACE IT.
I WASN'T BORN TO TOOT.
353
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,639
CAN I HAVE MY ROOM BACK?
354
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:49,773
OH.
355
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:50,841
OKAY.
356
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,378
UH, BUT I THINK
YOU SHOULD KNOW
357
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,313
THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW
SHAKEUPS SINCE YOU LEFT.
358
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,749
THERE'S A NEW
RULE OF THE INN.
359
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,118
NO TRUMPET PLAYING.
EVER.
360
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,987
FINE.
FINE WITH ME. I...
361
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,923
I DON'T EVER WANNA
LOOK AT THIS THING AGAIN.
362
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,294
HA!
363
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,436
NICE TOSS.
364
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,986
WOULD YOU LIKE
ANOTHER PI�A COLADA?
365
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,821
NO.
NO, THANK YOU.
366
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:39,457
I'M NOT GONNA
WAIT MUCH LONGER.
367
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,658
BY ANY CHANCE,
HAS--
368
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:42,726
NO, MA'AM.
369
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,928
NO ONE HAS ASKED
FOR JOANNA McKENNA.
370
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,197
I HAVE MY EYES PEELED.
371
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,601
WE ALL DO.
372
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,986
EXCUSE ME.
373
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,321
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME?
374
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,723
NO.
ACTUALLY,
375
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:16,460
I WAS LOOKING FOR HER.
376
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,065
THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN
EVERY PLACE WE GO.
377
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,568
YOU'RE JUST BEING PARANOID.
378
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,808
I COULD'VE TOLD YOU
THAT WASN'T HIM.
379
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,545
COULD I HAVE MY CHECK,
PLEASE?
380
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,348
SURE YOU DON'T WANNA GIVE
HIM ANOTHER TEN MINUTES?
381
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,150
I'VE ALREADY
GIVEN HIM 20 YEARS.
382
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:47,858
CAN I HELP YOU?
383
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,860
UH, YES.
384
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,129
DO YOU HAVE A CUSTOMER NAMED,
UH, JOANNA LOUDON?
385
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,865
I--UM, I MEAN,
UM, McKENNA?
386
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,300
DID YOU SAY "McKENNA?"
387
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,434
BERNARD.
388
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,069
NO. NO. YOU--
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
389
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,605
UM, I--I JUST WANTED
TO--TO KNOW IF SHE WAS HERE.
390
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,208
YES, SHE'S HERE.
SHE'S DYING TO SEE YOU.
391
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,209
IT'S HIM.
392
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,877
NO. YOU--YOU--
[CLEARS THROAT]
393
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,078
YOU--YOU--
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
394
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,413
SHE'S--SHE'S WAITING
FOR HER DATE.
395
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,448
I'M--I'M HER HUSBAND.
396
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,051
OH, DEAR.
UH...
397
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,586
WE DON'T WANT ANY
TROUBLE HERE, SIR.
398
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,588
WELL, IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.
RIGHT OVER HERE.
399
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,356
I WAS--I WAS JUST
EXPLAINING TO HIM.
400
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,192
IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU GOT HERE.
401
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,794
FIRST, YOU RUN OFF
TO KENYA AND NOW THIS.
402
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,496
LOOK. I DON'T WANT
HER TO KNOW I'M HERE,
403
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,564
AND I'VE NEVER
BEEN TO KENYA.
404
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,400
DICK?
405
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,306
I THOUGHT HIS
NAME WAS JONATHAN.
406
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,241
NO, IT'S--
IT'S DICK.
407
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:42,613
THIS ISN'T THE GUY?
408
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,547
NO.
409
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,950
WELL, IF JONATHAN SHOWS UP,
DO YOU STILL WANT--
410
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,719
I DON'T THINK
WE HAVE TO WORRY
411
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,854
ABOUT JONATHAN ANYMORE.
THANK YOU.
412
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:58,995
HI.
NICE--NICE DRESS.
413
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,698
WHY DID YOU
HAVE TO FOLLOW ME?
414
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,633
COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST
COME WHEN I INVITED YOU?
415
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,867
WELL, SURE.
BUT THEN--
416
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,569
THEN I WOULDN'T
HAVE MET THE GUYS.
417
00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,876
SO, UM...
[CLEARS THROAT]
418
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,177
JONATHAN DIDN'T--
DIDN'T COME?
419
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:16,680
WHY DID I THINK
HE'D REMEMBER?
420
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,782
OBVIOUSLY,
I MEANT NOTHING TO HIM.
421
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:21,184
HE WOULDN'T HAVE
MADE THIS DATE IF--
422
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,653
IF YOU DIDN'T MEAN
SOMETHING TO HIM.
423
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,721
BUT HE DIDN'T KEEP IT?
424
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,423
MAYBE HE HAS AMNESIA.
425
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:32,796
MAY--UM, MAYBE HE'S--
HE'S STILL IN--IN KENYA,
426
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,432
AND HE'S MARRIED
TO SOMEBODY WHO
427
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:38,001
ISN'T AS UNDERSTANDING
AS I AM ABOUT
428
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:38,935
THESE KIND OF THINGS.
429
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,474
I UNDERSTAND KENYAN
WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT.
430
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,179
NO.
HE JUST FORGOT ME.
431
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:53,884
WELL, I--I KNOW
HE DIDN'T FORGET YOU.
432
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,154
BUT...
MAY--MAYBE HE'S DEAD.
433
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:02,426
I NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE.
434
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,496
THESE LAST FEW DAYS
WERE SO EXCITING.
435
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,230
JUST THINKING ABOUT
THAT TIME IN MY LIFE
436
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:10,501
MADE ME FEEL LIKE
A COLLEGE KID AGAIN.
437
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,868
NOW,
JONATHAN'S NOT HERE
438
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,838
AND I'VE AGED
20 YEARS IN AN HOUR.
439
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:18,475
THE--THE ONE I FEEL
SORRY FOR IS--IS JONATHAN.
440
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,480
TO GET ONE CHANCE IN 20 YEARS
TO--TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
441
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:26,049
AND--AND HE--HE BLEW IT.
442
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:30,187
I MEAN, THE--THE SMART ONE
WAS THE--THE GUY WHO--
443
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:33,023
WHO SHOWED UP TONIGHT.
DICK LOUDON.
444
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,994
AH. COMPLIMENTARY BOTTLE
OF CHAMPAGNE...
445
00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:40,731
FOR JOANNA McKENNA
AND JONATHAN HILL.
446
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,366
LOOK--
[CLEARS THROAT]
447
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:45,936
FOR THE LAST TIME,
I AM NOT...
448
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,639
UH, COMPLIMENTARY?
449
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,475
OH, YES.
YES.
450
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,677
ANY COUPLE WHO KEEPS
A DATE AFTER 20 YEARS
451
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,946
DESERVES ENCOURAGEMENT.
452
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:59,883
OPEN HER UP.
453
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,284
WELL,
WHAT THE HECK?
454
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,954
I MEAN, WE'RE IN THE--
THE BEST NIGHTCLUB IN TOWN,
455
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,690
WE'RE IN THE--THE MOST
EXCITING CITY IN THE WORLD,
456
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:10,494
I'M WITH THE MOST TERRIFIC
WOMAN IN THE WORLD...
457
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:15,098
AND YOU'RE WITH
A DIMPLE-LESS WONDER.
458
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,299
[LAUGHS]
459
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:17,735
AH. NOW.
460
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:18,802
HERE YOU ARE.
461
00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:20,738
THANK YOU.
462
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,611
THANK YOU.
463
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,212
TO US.
464
00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:30,514
I'D, UH...
465
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,850
I'D GIVE YOU A KISS,
BUT I DON'T WANT TO...
466
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:33,917
SMEAR YOUR LIPSTICK.
467
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,151
DAMN THE LIPSTICK.
468
00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:39,356
[TRUMPET PLAYING]
469
00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:33,477
MEOW.
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