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Mod fx squared, dx.
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So please finish Percival by next time.
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I know many of you had this as undergraduates,
but it won't hurt to brush up.
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Thank you, Steven.
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I also put an advanced Fourier system
on the main hallway chalkboard.
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I'm hoping that one of you might prove it
by the end of the semester.
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Now the person to do so
will not only be in my good graces,
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but also go on to fame and fortune...
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by having their accomplishment recorded
and their name printed...
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in the auspicious M.I.T. Tech.
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Former winners include Nobel laureates,
Field's medal winners,
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renowned astrophysicists and lowly M.I.T. professors.
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Well, that's all.
If you have any questions,
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I'm sure that Tom has the answers.
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Hi, Will.
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- Kirsten, how you doing?
- I'm all right. How are you?
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- Good.
- I didn't get on Cathy last night.
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- No?
- No.
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- Why not?
- I don't know.
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- Cathy!
- What?
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Why didn't you give me none of that
nasty little hoochie-woochie...
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- you usually throw at me?
- Oh, fuck you...
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and your Irish curse, Chuckie.
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Like I'd waste my energy spreadin' my legs
for that Tootsie Roll dick?
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- Go home and give it a tug yourself.
- Tootsie Roll!
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T-Toots!
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She's missin' a tooth, Will.
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She's got skin problems. I don't-
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Plus, it's like 5-to-2 Morgan ends up
marryin' her, you know what I mean?
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There's only so many times
you can bang your friend's future wife.
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It's wrong. Where you goin'?
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I'm gonna take off.
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Fuck you, you're takin' off.
It's, like, what, 10:00?
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No, I'm tired.
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Irish curse?
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She don't know. There ain't no Irish curse.
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Stop brushing me back.
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Stop crowding the plate!
Which one will it be?
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You're gonna get charged, you know that?
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You think I'm afraid of you, you big fuck?
You're crowdin' the fuckin' plate.
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Hey, uh, Casey's bouncin' up a bar at Harvard
next week. We should go up there.
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- What are we gonna do up there?
- I don't know.
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We'll fuck up some smart kids.
Probably fit right in.
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Fuckin' punk.
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- Oh, what's up? You still tough?
- Come on!
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Come on. Come on. That's it.
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I'd hold you forever here
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In my arms
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- Professor Lambeau?
- Yes?
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I'm in your applied theories class.
We're all up at the math and science building.
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Come here. It's Saturday.
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- Unless you wanna have a drink with me tonight.
- Maybe.
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We just couldn't wait until Monday to find out.
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- Find out what?
- Who proved the theorem.
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This is correct. Who did this?
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- Jack?
- It wasn't me.
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- Nemesh?
- N-No way.
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- Come on, Joey Mac!
- Billy, McNamara's up.
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Come on, kid!
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- Joey, dig it out! Dig it out!
- Another pitch!
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Bring it down, Mac!
That's how to do it!
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Attaboy! Take two, Mac.
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Hey, Morgan, who's the girl with the striped pants?
She's got a nice ass.
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- Yeah, that's a real nice ass.
- Who's the guy she's with?
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That fuckin' guinea. I hate that little bitch.
Will knows him.
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Yeah, I do. Yeah, fuckin' Carmine Scarpaglia.
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- That guy used to beat the shit out of me in kindergarten.
- That guy?
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Yeah.
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Fuck this. Let's get some food.
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- Oh, what, Morgan, you're not gonna go talk to her?
- Fuck her.
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- I could go for a Whopper.
- Let's go to Kelly's.
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Morgan, I'm not goin' to Kelly's
just 'cause you like the take-out girl.
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It's 15 minutes out of our way.
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What the fuck are we gonna do?
We can't spare 15 minutes?
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Double burger.
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Double burger.
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Chuck, I had a double burger.
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Would you shut the fuck up?
I know what you ordered. I was there.
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- So give me my fuckin' sandwich.
- What do you mean, your sandwich? I bought it.
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Morgan, how much money you got on you?
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I said I'd get change
when I get the snow cone.
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I said that when we pulled up.
Give me my sandwich and stop bein' a prick.
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All right, well, give me your fuckin' 16 cents
that you got on you now.
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We'll put your fuckin' sandwich on layaway.
Here we go. Keep it right up here for ya.
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We'll put you on a program.
Every day you come in with your six cents.
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- At the end of the week, you get your sandwich.
- Are you gonna be an asshole?
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What am I, fuckin' sandwich welfare?
I think you should establish a good line of credit.
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Like how you bought your couch-
payment plans.
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Remember how your mother brought in
ten dollars every day for a year.
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She really got her couch Rent-A-Center style.
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- Can I have my food, please?
- Here's is your fuckin' double burger.
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Hey, hold up, Chuck.
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- Slow it down.
- Who do we got?
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- I don't know yet.
- Hey, douche bag!
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Yeah, you, you skank face!
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- Shut the fuck up.
- Get outta here.
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What are you worried about?
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- Come on, Will.
- Why don't you lick my love stick?
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We seen the guy 15 minutes ago.
We should've fight him then.
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We're eatin' our snacks now.
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- Shut up, Morgan, you're goin'.
- I'm not goin'.
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So don't go.
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- I'm not goin'.
- Fuckin' go, Morgan.
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Let me tell you something'.
If you're not out there in two fuckin' seconds,
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when I'm done with them, you're next.
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Carmine, it's me, Will. Remember?
We went to kindergarten together.
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Way down the street
there's a light in his place
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He opens the door
he's got that look on his face
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- Fuckin', let's go, man.
- Step on his fuckin' head.
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Smash his ass on the ground.
Stomp that motherfucker.
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- Motherfucker, die!
- Hit him harder!
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- Harder!
- Come on!
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Will! Will, cops, Will!
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Will, cops. Let's go. Let's go.
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Easy, brother, easy.
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- Hey, fellas, thanks for comin' out.
- Come here!
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Fuck.
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Is it just my imagination,
or has my class grown considerably?
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Well, by no stretch of my imagination...
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do I believe you've all come here
to hear me lecture.
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Rather, to ascertain the identity
of the mystery math magician.
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So without further ado, come forward,
silent rogue, and receive thy prize.
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Well, I'm sorry to disappoint my spectators, but...
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it seems there will be no unmasking here today.
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However, uh, my colleagues and I have conferred,
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and there is a problem on the board right now...
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that took us more than two years to prove.
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So let this be said:
The gauntlet has been thrown down,
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but the faculty have answered
and answered with vigor.
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Hey, when's the arraignment?
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Next week.
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Sorry.
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- What are you doing?
- Sorry.
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That's people's work.
You can't graffiti here.
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- Don't you walk away from me!
- Hey, fuck you!
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Oh, you're a clever one.
What's your name?
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Oh, my God.
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Looks right.
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Will, how retarded do you gotta be
to get fired from that job?
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I mean, how hard is it
to push a motherfuckin' broom around?
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Bitch, you got fired from pushin' a fuckin' broom.
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I got fired 'cause management was restructuring.
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Yeah, restructuring the amount of retards
they had workin' for 'em.
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Shut up. You get canned
more than tuna, bitch.
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- At least I got a motherfuckin' job right now, don't I?
- Yeah.
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- Why did you get fired, Will?
- Management was restructuring.
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- My uncle could probably get you on a demo team.
- Can he do that?
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You kiddin' me?
I asked you yesterday if I could get a job.
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- And I told you "no" yesterday.
- What's up, Casey?
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- What's up, Case?
- What's up, Big Case?
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Let's sit over here.
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Oh, this is- this is a Harvard bar, huh?
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I thought there'd be, like,
equations and shit on the walls.
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I will take a pitcher
of the finest lager in the house.
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Time out. I'm gonna have to bust a little move
on them Harvard honeys down the end of the bar.
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- Work some magic.
- Get some potion for us.
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- Oh, hello.
- Oh, hello.
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- Hi. How are ya?
- Fine.
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- So, do you ladies, uh-
- Come here often?
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Do I come here? I come here a bit.
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I'm here, you know, from time to time.
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- Do you go to school here?
- Yep.
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- Yeah, that's it. I think I had a class with you.
- Oh, yeah. What class?
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- History.
- Maybe.
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Yes, I thihk that's what it was.
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You don't necessarily- may not remember me.
You know, I like it here.
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It doesn't mean 'cause I go here,
I'm a genius. I am very smart.
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Hey.
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- Hey, how's it goin'? How are ya?
- Good. How ya doin'?
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What class did you say that was?
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- History.
- Yeah.
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Just history?
It must have been a survey course then.
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- Yeah, it was. It was surveys.
- Right.
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You should check it out.
It's a good course. It'd be a good class.
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- How'd you like that course?
- You know, frankly,
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- I found that class, you know, rather elementary.
- Elementary.
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- You know, I don't doubt that it was.
- Yeah.
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I, uh- I remember that class.
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It was- It was just between recess and lunch.
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Clark, why don't you go away?
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- Why don't you relax?
- Why don't you go away?
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- I'm just havin' fun with my new friend.
- Are we gonna have a problem?
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No, no, no, no.
There's no problem here.
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I was just hoping you might give me
some insight into the evolution...
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of the market economy in the southern colonies.
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My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War,
the economic modalities-
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especially in the southern colonies-
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could most aptly be characterized as...
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- agrarian precapitalist.
- Let me tell you somethin'.
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Of course that's your contention.
You're a first-year grad student.
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You just got finished readin' some Marxian historian-
Pete Garrison, probably-
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You're gonna be convinced of that till next month
when you get to James Lemon.
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Then you're gonna be talkin' about
how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania...
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were entrepreneurial and capitalist
way back in 1740.
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That's gonna last until next year.
You're gonna be in here regurgitatin' Gordon Wood,
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talkin' about, you know,
the prerevolutionary utopia...
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and the capital-forming effects
of military mobilization.
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Well, as a matter of fact, I won't,
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because Wood drastically underestimates
the impact of-
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Wood drastically underestimates
the impact of social distinctions...
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predicated upon wealth,
especially inherited wealth?
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You got that from Vickers' Work in Essex County.
Page 98, right?
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I read that too.
Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us?
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Do you have any thoughts
of your own on this matter?
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Or is that your thing?
You come into a bar. You read some obscure passage.
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Then pretend-
Pawn it off as your own-
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As your own idea just to impress some girls?
Embarrass my friend?
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See, the sad thing about a guy like you is,
in 50 years,
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you're gonna start doin'
some thinkin' on your own.
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You're gonna come up with the fact
that there are two certainties in life.
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One: Don't do that.
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And two: You dropped 150 grand
on a fuckin' education...
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you could've got for $1.50
in late charges at the public library.
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Yeah, but I will have a degree,
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and you'll be servin' my kids fries at a drive
through on our way to a skiing trip.
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Maybe, but at least I won't be unoriginal.
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If you have a problem with that,
we could step outside. We could figure it out.
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No, man, there's no problem. It's cool.
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- It's cool?
- Yeah.
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- Cool.
- Damn right, it's cool.
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How do you like me now?
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My boy's wicked smart.
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You spend three minutes in this fuckin' place,
you run into a barney, huh?
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There it is.
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- Nice to meet you.
- They were fine, man.
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I was gonna close the deal, but then Chuck-
Billy insulted one of 'em-
227
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The heavyset girl said I had a receding hairline,
and I was a few pounds overweight.
228
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And I was, like, "Go fuck yourself."
229
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I swallowed a bug.
230
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Hi.
231
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- You're an idiot.
- What?
232
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You're an idiot.
I've been sitting over there for 45 minutes...
233
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waiting for you to come and talk to me.
234
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,914
But I'm tired now, and I have to go home.
235
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,469
I couldn't sit there anymore waiting for you.
236
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,511
- I'm Will.
- Skylar.
237
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- Skylar.
- Oh, and by the way,
238
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,957
that guy over there-
Michael Bolton clone-
239
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He wasn't sitting with us, so to speak.
240
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,357
- I know. I kinda got that impression.
- Good. Okay.
241
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,437
Well, I've got to go.
242
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:01,718
Gotta get up early and waste some more money
on my overpriced education.
243
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,990
- No, I didn't mean you.
- That's all right.
244
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,710
There's my number.
Maybe we can go out for coffee sometime.
245
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,395
All right, yeah. Maybe we could just get together
and eat a bunch of caramels.
246
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,397
- What do you mean?
- When you think about it,
247
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:18,356
- it's as arbitrary as drinkin' coffee.
- Oh. Yeah. Okay.
248
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,478
Uh, right, then.
249
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,555
Oh, come on. You're kidding.
250
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Yo!
251
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- Fuck you, bitch!
- Fuck you.
252
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:34,792
There goes them fuckin' barneys right now
with his skiin' trip.
253
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,789
- Hold up.
- We should've beat that old bitch's ass.
254
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,991
Do you like apples?
255
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,231
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
256
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,390
Well, I got her number!
How do you like them apples?
257
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We arrived tonight
258
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The miles were over me
259
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I turned off the light
260
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So, come on, night
261
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Everyone who's gone
262
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Home to oblivion
263
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So come on home
264
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:45,997
So come on by
265
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Tom.
266
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,518
Excuse me?
Is this the Buildings and Grounds office?
267
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,830
Yeah. What can I do for you?
268
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,911
I just need the name of a student
who works here.
269
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,475
- No students work for me.
- Could you please check?
270
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,710
I have this guy who works in my building.
271
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,235
- He's about this high.
- Which one is your building?
272
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- Two.
- Two. Building two.
273
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,350
- Look, if anything was stolen, I should know about it.
- No, it's nothing like that.
274
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,590
I just need his name.
275
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,600
- I can't give you his name unless you have a complaint.
- This is Professor Lambeau.
276
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And this is Professor Hayes.
277
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Tom, please.
278
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This is important. Please.
279
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,236
Willy didn't show for work today.
280
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,950
Got this job through his P.O.
You can call him.
281
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:47,079
- P.O.?
- Yeah. Parole officer.
282
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,031
Thank you.
283
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,230
Asshole.
284
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:03,633
There is a lengthy legal precedent, Your Honor,
going back to 1789,
285
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,838
whereby a defendant can claim self-defense
against an agent of the government...
286
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:10,276
if that act is deemed a defense against tyranny,
a defense of liberty.
287
00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:12,431
Your Honor, Henry Ward Beecher,
288
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:16,269
in Proverbs from the Plymouth Pulpit,
1887, said, quote-
289
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,192
- Excuse me.
- This is the 20th century.
290
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,558
- He's gonna make a mockery.
- I am afforded the right to speak in my own defense, sir,
291
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,280
by the Constitution of the United States.
292
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,192
- Don't tell me about the Constitution.
- This guarantees my liberty.
293
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,794
"Liberty," in case you've forgotten,
is a soul's right to breathe.
294
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When it cannot take a long breath,
laws are girded too tight.
295
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,710
- Without liberty, man is a syncope.
- Man is a what?
296
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- Ibid., Your Honor.
- Son, my turn.
297
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:42,751
I've been sitting here for 10 minutes
now lookin' over this rap sheet of yours.
298
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,879
I just can't believe it.
June '93, assault.
299
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,031
September '93, assault.
300
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:52,670
Grand theft auto, February of '94.
301
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,998
Where, apparently, you defended yourself
and had the case thrown out by citing...
302
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:01,278
"free property rights of horse and carriage" from 1798.
303
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,910
Joke. January '95, inpersonating an officer.
304
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,959
Mayhem, theft, resisting. All overturned.
305
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,954
I'm also aware that you've been
through several foster homes.
306
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:16,954
The state removed you from three
because of serious physical abuse.
307
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:21,477
You know, another judge might care,
but you hit a cop. You're going in.
308
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,030
Motion to dismiss is denied.
$50,000 bail.
309
00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:26,679
Thank you.
310
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,319
Court arise.
311
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,037
- Hello?
- Uh, Skylar?
312
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,236
- Yep.
- Hey, uh, it's Will.
313
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,993
- Who?
- It's Will.
314
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,152
You know, the really funny, good-looking guy
you met at the bar the other night.
315
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,870
I don't recall meeting anyone who matches
that description. I think I'd remember.
316
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,430
Oh, all right, you got me.
It's the ugly, obnoxious, toothless loser...
317
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,431
who got hammered and wouldn't leave you
alone all night.
318
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,639
Oh, Will! I remember.
319
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,917
How are you?
I was wondering if you'd call me.
320
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,951
- Yeah, look, I was wondering-
- Yo, what's up, baby?
321
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:03,153
- Hold on one second.
- What you doing? Want some of my ass?
322
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,830
- Herve, I remember you from juvi. How you doing?
- What you doing?
323
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,236
Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
324
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,039
I was wonderin' maybe we could get together
sometime this week.
325
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:16,119
- Sit out at a caf�. Maybe have some caramels.
- Oh, that sounds wonderful.
326
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,953
- Yeah?
- Yeah, sure. Where are you?
327
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,032
Uh, well, actually,
this is just a shot in the dark,
328
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:26,318
but, uh, there's no chance
that you're pre-law, is there?
329
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,511
- Have a seat.
- Thank you.
330
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,511
Nice talking to ya.
331
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,230
What the fuck do you want?
332
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,119
I'm Gerald Lambeau.
333
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,158
The professor you told to fuck himself.
334
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,352
Well, what the fuck do you want?
335
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:54,479
I've spoken to the judge, and he's agreed
to release you under my supervision.
336
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,995
- Really?
- Yeah.
337
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,914
- Under two conditions.
- What are those?
338
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,594
First condition is that you meet with me every week.
339
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,031
- What for?
- Go over the proof you're working on,
340
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:15,876
get into some more advanced...
341
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,918
combinatorial mathematics,
342
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,957
finite math.
343
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,071
Sounds like a real hoot.
344
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,717
And the second condition is that-
345
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,110
that you see a therapist.
346
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:39,231
I'm responsible to submit reports
on those meetings.
347
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:44,349
If you fail to meet with any of those conditions,
you will have to serve time.
348
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,877
All right. I'll do the math,
but I'm not gonna meet with any fuckin' therapist.
349
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,874
It's better than spending that time
in jail, isn't it?
350
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:00,798
I read your book,
and "Mike" was havin' the same problems...
351
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,110
that "Chad," the stockbroker, was havin'.
352
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,192
Absolutely right. Right on the button.
Good for you, Will.
353
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,237
- Very nice.
- Thank you.
354
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,233
Will, the pressures-
And I'm not judging them.
355
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,153
I'm not labeling them-
356
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,119
But they are destroying your potential.
357
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:22,274
No more shenanigans. No more tomfoolery.
No more ballyhoo.
358
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:27,196
You're right. God, I know.
359
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,114
You're not gonna get off that easily.
Come on, Will. A bit more.
360
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:36,195
- Well, I mean, I do do things, you know?
- What- What kind of things?
361
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,874
I do things that, you know,
I mean, I hide from people.
362
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:44,353
- You hide, do you?
- No, no. I mean, I like- I go places. I interact.
363
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,471
- Really? What sort of places?
- Just certain clubs.
364
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,676
More. That's nice. Yes.
What sort of clubs?
365
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,115
Like, uh, like Fantasy.
366
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,716
Fantasy. That's nice. A bit more.
367
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,475
It's something like when you get in there,
the music, like, owns you.
368
00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,995
It's like that house music. It's like-
369
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,429
- You know, you start dancin'.
- Yes.
370
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,830
It's just-
371
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,558
Yes.
372
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,755
Do you find it hard to hide the fact
that you're gay?
373
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,719
What are you talking about? What?
374
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,519
Look, buddy, two seconds ago,
you were ready to give me a jump.
375
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,350
A jump? Are you-
376
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,151
I'm terribly sorry to disappoint you.
377
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,993
Hey, I don't have a problem with it.
I don't care if you putt from the rough.
378
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,960
What are you- P-Putting from the rough?
What on earth are you talking about?
379
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:40,274
A difficult theorem can be like a symphony.
380
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,960
It's very erotic.
381
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,350
You go somewhere else.
I can't handle this.
382
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,757
Thank you, Henry.
383
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,599
- Henry.
- Hi, Gerry.
384
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,069
You know something?
I can't do this pro bono work anymore.
385
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,669
- It's just not- It's not worth it.
- What happened?
386
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,671
Well, I'm going on national television next week.
387
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:02,276
I mean, I haven't got time to tell you,
much less talk to that raving looney in there.
388
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,273
An absolute lunatic, he is.
389
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,920
Henry.
390
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,674
Okay, you are in your bed, Will.
391
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,355
Now, how old are you?
392
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,391
Seven.
393
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,397
What do you see?
394
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,914
Something's in my room.
395
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,594
What is it?
396
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:31,675
It's like a- It's a figure.
It's hoverin' over me.
397
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,310
You are in a safe place, Will.
398
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,791
It's t- It's touchin' me.
399
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,838
Where is it touching you?
400
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,395
It's touching me down there,
401
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,991
and I'm nervous.
402
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,835
You don't have to be nervous, Will.
403
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,754
We start dancin' and dancin'.
404
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,831
It's just beautiful,
405
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,752
'cause we can make...
406
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:05,358
a lot of love before the sun goes down.
407
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,434
Skyrockets in flight
408
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,273
Afternoon delight
409
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,796
- Hey, hey, hey. Afternoon delight
- Jesus.
410
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,760
Skyrockets in flight
411
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,430
- I'm sorry, Rich.
- I have better things to do with my time.
412
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,990
Hey, hey. Afternoon delight
Come on! One dance!
413
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,913
You really hypnotized me, you know?
414
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,749
- For God's sake, Will.
- What? Oh, come on. He left. You can't pin that on me.
415
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,077
- I told you to cooperate with these people.
- Look...
416
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,555
- into my eyes.
- Get out, Will.
417
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,154
I don't need therapy.
418
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,714
That's enough. Get out!
419
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,438
- I called Mel Weintraub this morning to see-
- Oh, what's the use?
420
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,431
What do you want to do?
421
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,077
- Well, there is someone.
- Who is he?
422
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:04,519
He used to be my, uh-
my roommate in college.
423
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,954
Trust. Very important in a relationship.
424
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,997
It's also very important
in a clinical situation.
425
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,913
Why is trust the most important thing...
426
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,358
in making a breakthrough with a client?
427
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:26,071
Maureen, stop the oral fixation for a moment
and join us.
428
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,230
Vinnie.
429
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,678
Because, uh-
430
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,832
Trust is, uh- Trust is life.
431
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,550
That's very deep. Thank you, Vinnie.
432
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,314
Next time, get the notes from your brother.
433
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,791
If a patient doesn't feel safe enough to trust you,
then they won't be honest with you.
434
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,076
Then there's really no point
for them being in therapy.
435
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:52,233
I mean, hey, if they don't trust you,
you're never gonna get them to sleep with you.
436
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,278
That should be the goal of any good therapist.
Nail 'em while they're vulnerable.
437
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,578
That's my motto.
438
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,720
Oh, good, everyone's back.
Welcome back, everybody.
439
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,869
- Hello, Sean.
- Hey, Gerry.
440
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:12,080
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are in the presence of greatness.
441
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:16,074
Professor Gerald Lambeau, Field's medal winner
for combinatorial mathematics.
442
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,993
- Hello.
- Anyone know what the Field's medal is?
443
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,879
It's a really big deal.
It's like the Nobel prize for math.
444
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:26,989
Except they only give it out once
every four years. It's a great thing.
445
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,198
It's an amazing honor.
Okay, everybody, that's it for today.
446
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,636
Thanks. We'll see you Monday.
We'll be talking about Freud.
447
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:37,111
Why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.
Thank you.
448
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,634
- How are you?
- It's good to see you.
449
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:43,597
Good to see you.
450
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:47,270
- Sean, I think I got something interesting for ya.
- Yeah?
451
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,920
What, you have to have blood and urine?
What's up?
452
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,355
Why didn't you come to the reunion?
453
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,831
You know, I'm- I've been busy.
454
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,837
- You were missed.
- Really?
455
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:02,272
- So how long has it been since we've seen each other?
- Before Nancy died.
456
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,271
Yeah, I'm sorry.
457
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,034
I was in Paris.
It was that damn conference.
458
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,793
I got your card. It was nice.
459
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,037
- Come here.
- Now that's a good takedown.
460
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:20,034
Hey, what happened?
Did you get leniency or what?
461
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:24,830
I got, uh, probation and then counseling
two days a week.
462
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,550
Joke. You're a smoothie.
Come on, Morgan! Just submit!
463
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,797
Hey, Bill, just-just get off him.
We're gonna miss the game.
464
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,911
- I've got a full schedule. I'm very busy.
- Sean, Sean.
465
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,992
This-This boy is incredible.
I've never seen anything like him.
466
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,436
What makes him so incredible, Gerry?
467
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,599
- You ever heard of Ramanujan?
- Yeah, yeah. No.
468
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:50,356
It's a man. He lived over 100 years ago.
He was Indian.
469
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,393
- Dots, not feathers.
- Not feathers. Yeah.
470
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,357
He lived in this tiny hut
somewhere in India.
471
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,909
He had no formal education.
472
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,435
- He had no access to any scientific work.
- Coffee?
473
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,796
- You, sir?
- Just a little.
474
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,269
- But he came across this old math book,
- Thanks.
475
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,954
and from this simple text,
he was able to extrapolate theories...
476
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,917
that had baffled mathematicians for years.
477
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,072
Yes. Continued fractions.
He wrote, uh-
478
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:17,233
- Well, he mailed it to Hardy at Cambridge.
- Yeah, Cambridge. Yeah.
479
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,677
And Hardy immediately recognized
the brilliance of his work...
480
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,355
and brought him over to England
and then they worked together for years,
481
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,875
creating some of the most
exciting math theory ever done.
482
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,315
This-This Ramanujan-
483
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:33,394
his-his genius was unparalleled, Sean.
484
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,108
Well, this boy's just like that.
485
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,510
But he's- he's a bit defensive.
486
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,477
I need someone who can get through to him.
487
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,150
- Like me?
- Yeah, like you.
488
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:49,232
- Why?
- Well, because you have the same kind of background.
489
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,716
- What background?
- Well, you're from the same neighborhood.
490
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,031
- He's from Southie?
- Yeah.
491
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,999
Boy genius from Southie.
492
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:03,119
- How many shrinks you go to before me?
- Five.
493
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:07,592
- Let me guess. Barry? Henry? Not Rick?
- Yeah. Yeah.
494
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,792
Sean, please, just meet with him once a week.
495
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,871
Please?
496
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,158
It's a poker game with this kid.
Don't let him know what you've got.
497
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:22,358
He probably even read your book,
if he could find it.
498
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,829
It's gonna be hard for him to find.
499
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,319
- Hi, Will.
- Hi.
500
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,277
This is Sean Maguire. Will Hunting.
501
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,317
How are ya?
502
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,671
- Yeah. Let's get started.
- Yeah, let's do it.
503
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,797
I'm pumped. Let's let the healing begin.
504
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,470
- Would you excuse us?
- Yeah, please, Tom.
505
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,120
You, too, Gerry.
506
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,117
Yeah, of course.
507
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,771
How are you?
508
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,796
Where you from in Southie?
509
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,839
- I like what you've done with the place.
- Oh, thanks.
510
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,150
Do you buy all these books retail,
511
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:08,279
or do you send away for, like, a "shrink kit"
that comes with all these volumes included?
512
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,916
- Do you like books?
- Yeah.
513
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,156
- Did you read any of these books?
- I don't know.
514
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,959
- How about any of these books?
- Probably not.
515
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,715
What about the ones on the top shelf?
You read those?
516
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,754
- Yeah, I read those.
- Good for you. What do you think about 'em?
517
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,673
I'm not here for a fuckin' book report.
They're your books. Why don't you read 'em?
518
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,512
I did. I had to.
519
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,156
- Must've taken you a long time.
- Yeah, it did.
520
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:44,715
United States of America:
A Complete History, Volume I.
521
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,670
Jesus. If you wanna read
a real history book,
522
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,717
read Howard Zinn's
A People's History of the United States.
523
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,677
That book'll fuckin' knock you on your ass.
524
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,717
Better than Chomsky's Manufacturing Consent?
525
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:09,630
- Do you think that's a good book?
- You fuckin' people baffle me.
526
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:14,351
You spend all your money on these fuckin' fancy books.
You surround yourselves with 'em.
527
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,835
- They're the wrong fuckin' books.
- What are the right fuckin' books, Will?
528
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:21,278
- Whatever blows your hair back.
- Yeah. Haven't got much hair left.
529
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,920
Hey, you know you'd be better off
shoving that cigarette up your ass.
530
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,111
- It'd probably be healthier for you.
- Yeah, I know.
531
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:29,551
- It really gets in the way of my yoga.
- You work out, huh?
532
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,633
- What, you lift?
- Yeah.
533
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,149
- Nautilus?
- No, free weights.
534
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,714
- Oh, really? Free weights, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah, big time.
535
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,029
- Yeah?
- Just like that.
536
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,634
- What do you bench?
- 285. What do you bench?
537
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,070
You paint that?
538
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,777
Yeah. Do you paint?
539
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,630
- Do you sculpt?
- No.
540
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,996
Do you like art?
541
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:57,472
- Do you like music?
- This is a real piece of shit.
542
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,471
Oh, tell me what you really think.
543
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:05,192
Just the linear and impressionistic mix
makes a very muddled composition.
544
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,478
It's also a Winslow Homer rip-off,
except you got whitey rowin' the boat there.
545
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,437
Well, it's art, Monet.
It wasn't very good.
546
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,995
- That's not really what concerns me though.
- What concerns you?
547
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,509
- Just the coloring.
- You know what the real bitch of it is?
548
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,711
It's paint-by-number.
549
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,155
Is it color-by-number?
Because the colors are fascinating to me.
550
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,759
- Aren't they really?
- You bet.
551
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,470
I think you're about one step away
from cuttin' your fuckin' ear off.
552
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,193
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
553
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,870
Think I should move to the south of France,
change my name to "Vincent"?
554
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,311
- You ever heard the sayin', "any port in a storm"?
- Yeah.
555
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,353
- Yeah, maybe that means you.
- In what way?
556
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,871
- Maybe you're in the middle of a storm, a big fuckin' storm.
- Yeah, maybe.
557
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,152
The sky's fallin' on your head.
The waves are crashin' over your little boat.
558
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,611
The oars are about to snap.
559
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,357
You just piss in your pants.
You're cryin' for the harbor.
560
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,670
So maybe you do what you gotta do to get out.
561
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,076
You know, maybe you became a psychologist.
562
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,676
Bingo. That's it. Let me do my job now.
You start with me. Come on.
563
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,238
- Maybe you married the wrong woman.
- Maybe you should watch your mouth!
564
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,518
Watch it right there, chief, all right?
565
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,595
That's it, isn't it?
566
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,230
You married the wrong woman.
567
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,917
What happened?
What, did she leave you?
568
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,038
Was she, you know-
banging some other guy?
569
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,793
If you ever disrespect my wife again,
I will end you.
570
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,951
I will fuckin' end you.
571
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,510
Got that, chief?
572
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,551
Time's up.
573
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,916
Yeah.
574
00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,197
At ease, gentlemen.
575
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,237
You okay?
576
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,594
Look, I'll understand if you don't wanna meet
with him again.
577
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:21,395
Thursday, 4:00. Make sure the kid's here.
578
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,629
Yeah.
579
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:27,631
Thanks.
580
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,911
Well, you look lovely in those glasses.
581
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,917
- Thank you very much.
- They're just beautiful.
582
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,999
- Yes, I always wanted dark blue eye shadow.
- Wonderful.
583
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,996
Growing up in England, you know,
I went to a very nice school.
584
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:52,314
You know, it was kind of progressive, organic,
do-it-yourself, private school.
585
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:56,911
Then Harvard. Hopefully med school.
586
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,911
You know, I figured out, at the end,
587
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,278
my brain's gonna be worth $250,000.
588
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,876
That sounded horrible, didn't it?
589
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,554
Bring me another mai tai!
590
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:13,918
Nah, that's cool.
I mean, I bet your parents were happy to pay.
591
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,880
No, I was happy to pay.
I inherited the money.
592
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,316
Is Harvard gettin' all that money?
593
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,438
No, Stanford.
I'm going there in June when I graduate.
594
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:29,549
All right, so you just wanted to use this sailor
and then run away, huh?
595
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,837
I was gonna, you know, experiment on you
for anatomy class first, obviously.
596
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,196
In that case, that's fine.
597
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,073
- Hey, you wanna see my magic trick, Skylar?
- Of course.
598
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,357
All right. Promise to-
599
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,670
All right.
600
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,475
- This one's for you, Rudolph.
- Wait, wait. You need my wand.
601
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,393
All right, give me a hit.
Thank you. All right.
602
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,357
I'm gonna make all these caramels disappear.
603
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,239
You ready? Ready.
604
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,880
One, two, three.
605
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:00,992
They're all gone.
606
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,549
That was my- It works better
when I have my rabbit.
607
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,678
Well-
608
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,354
I don't really date, you know, that much.
609
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,355
How very unfortunate... I think for me.
610
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,711
You know what I mean?
I know you've been thinking about it.
611
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,717
- Oh, no, I haven't.
- Yes, you have.
612
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,217
- No, I really haven't.
- Yes, you have.
613
00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:22,844
You were hoping to get a good night kiss.
614
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,672
No, you know, I tell ya,
I was hopin' to get a good night lay.
615
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,629
But I'll settle for, like,
a kiss, you know?
616
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,559
- How very noble of you.
- Thank you.
617
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,156
No, I was- I was hopin' for a kiss.
618
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:42,678
Well, I think we should just get it
out of the way now.
619
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,189
- Right now?
- Yeah.
620
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,191
Come on.
621
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,472
I think I got some of your pickle.
622
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,474
You again, huh?
623
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,630
Come with me.
624
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:26,953
So what's this?
A Taster's Choice moment between guys?
625
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:31,637
This is really nice. You got a thing for swans?
Is this, like, a fetish?
626
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:34,030
Is it something, like,
maybe we need to devote some time to?
627
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,504
Thought about what you said to me the other day.
About my painting.
628
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,318
Stayed up half the night thinking about it.
629
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,636
Something occurred to me.
630
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:52,237
I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep
and haven't thought about you since.
631
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,352
- You know what occurred to me?
- No.
632
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:59,957
You're just a kid. You don't have
the faintest idea what you're talking about.
633
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,112
- Why, thank you.
- It's all right.
634
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,589
You've never been out of Boston.
635
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,711
Nope.
636
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,950
So if I asked you about art,
you'd probably give me the skinny...
637
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,634
on every art book ever written.
638
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:18,475
Michelangelo? You know a lot about him.
639
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:22,155
Life's work, political aspirations.
Him and the pope.
640
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:27,030
Sexual orientation. The whole works, right?
641
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,557
I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like
in the Sistine Chapel.
642
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:37,712
You never actually stood there
and looked up at that beautiful ceiling.
643
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,960
Seen that.
644
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,951
If I ask you about women,
645
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,635
you'll probably give me a syllabus
of your personal favorites.
646
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,718
You may have even been laid a few times.
647
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,991
But you can't tell me what it feels like
to wake up next to a woman...
648
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,549
and feel truly happy.
649
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,597
You're a tough kid.
650
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,229
I ask you about war,
you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right?
651
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,756
"Once more into the breach, dear friends."
652
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,112
But you've never been near one.
653
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,919
You've never held your best friend's head
in your lap...
654
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,437
and watch him gasp his last breath
lookin' to you for help.
655
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:35,514
If I asked you about love,
you'd probably quote me a sonnet,
656
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,759
but you've never looked at a woman
and been totally vulnerable.
657
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:44,118
Known someone that could level you
with her eyes.
658
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:48,671
Feelin' like God put an angel on Earth
just for you,
659
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,718
who could rescue you from the depths of hell.
660
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,952
And you wouldn't know
what it's like to be her angel,
661
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,112
to have that love for her be there forever.
662
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:02,671
Through anything. Through cancer.
663
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,036
And you wouldn't know about sleepin' sittin' up
in a hospital room...
664
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,191
for two months, holding her hand,
665
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,191
because the doctors could see in your eyes...
666
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,877
that the terms "visiting hours"
don't apply to you.
667
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,076
You don't know about real loss,
668
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:21,189
'cause that only occurs when you love
something more than you love yourself.
669
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:25,194
I doubt you've ever dared
to love anybody that much.
670
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:32,515
I look at you,
I don't see an intelligent, confident man.
671
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,310
I see a cocky, scared shitless kid.
672
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,391
But you're a genius, Will.
No one denies that.
673
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:47,030
No one could possibly understand
the depths of you.
674
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,158
But you presumed to know everything about me
because you saw a painting of mine.
675
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:53,198
You ripped my fuckin' life apart.
676
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:59,109
You're an orphan, right?
677
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,953
Do you think I'd know the first thing
about how hard your life has been-
678
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,634
how you feel, who you are-
679
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:13,111
because I read Oliver Twist?
680
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,510
Does that encapsulate you?
681
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,758
Personally, I don't give a shit
about all that, because-
682
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,956
You know what?
I can't learn anything from you...
683
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,515
I can't read in some fuckin' book.
684
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,431
Unless you wanna talk about you,
685
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,431
who you are.
686
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,914
And I'm fascinated. I'm in.
687
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,918
But you don't wanna do that,
do you, sport?
688
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:47,153
You're terrified of what you might say.
689
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,111
Your move, chief.
690
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,030
Hello? Hello?
691
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,999
Hello?
692
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,993
Professor Valenti, are you calling me again?
693
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,837
Freak.
694
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,320
- Oh, fuck.
- Christ, who did you call?
695
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,909
- No one. I forgot the number.
- You fuckin' retarded?
696
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,560
You went all the way out there in the rain,
and you didn't bring the number?
697
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,554
No, it was your mother's 900 number.
I just ran out of quarters.
698
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,200
Why don't we get off our mothers?
I just got off yours.
699
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:35,396
That's pretty funny, Morgan.
700
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,915
That's a fuckin' nickel, bitch.
701
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,190
- Keep antagonizing me. Watch what happens.
- All right, then, Morgan.
702
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,152
- Watch what happens.
- All right, then, Morgan.
703
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,231
Keep fuckin' with me.
704
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,357
No smoking.
705
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,993
What do you mean, he didn't talk?
You were in there for an hour.
706
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:30,277
He just sat there counting the seconds
until the session was over.
707
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,074
- Pretty impressive, actually.
- Why would he do that?
708
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:37,154
To prove to me he doesn't have to talk to me
if he doesn't want to.
709
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:41,154
What is this? Some kind of staring contest
between two kids from the old neighborhood?
710
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:44,995
Yeah, it is, and I can't talk first.
711
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:49,995
We know your theory, Alexander,
but the boy's found a simple geometrical picture.
712
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:53,152
- A tree structure won't work.
- Look now. He's joining the two vertices
713
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:55,675
But I can do the sum.
714
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,269
- It's how you group the terms, Alexander.
- But, Gerry.
715
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,271
If we do the whole thing this way, then-
716
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,113
Hey, look, look.
717
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,591
I wrote it down. It's simpler this way.
718
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,073
Sometimes people get lucky.
719
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,117
You're a brilliant man.
720
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,000
You know, I was on this plane once,
721
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,913
and I'm sittin' there, and...
722
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,911
the captain gets on,
he does his whole, you know,
723
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,594
"we'll be cruisin' at 35,000 feet,"
but then he puts the mike down.
724
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:10,954
He forgets to turn it off.
725
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,317
So he turns to the copilot.
He's, like,
726
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:19,110
"You know, all I could use right now
is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee."
727
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,760
So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up
from the back of the plane...
728
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,473
to tell him the microphone's still on.
729
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,916
This guy in the back of the plane's like,
"Hey, hon, don't forget the coffee."
730
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,436
You ever been on a plane?
731
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,512
No, but it's a fuckin' joke. It works better
if I tell it in the first person.
732
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,551
Yeah, it does.
733
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:40,677
I have been laid, you know?
734
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,910
Really? Good for you.
735
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,997
- Big time, big time.
- Big time, huh?
736
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,198
I went on a date last week.
737
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,233
- How'd it go?
- It was good.
738
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,237
- Goin' out again?
- I don't know.
739
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:54,998
- Why not?
- Haven't called her.
740
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,437
- Christ, you're an amateur.
- I know what I'm doin'.
741
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:02,798
Yeah. Don't worry about me.
I know what I'm doin'.
742
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,355
Yeah, but this girl was, like,
you know, beautiful.
743
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:09,752
She's smart. She's fun. She's different
from most of the girls I've been with.
744
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,714
- So call her up, Romeo.
- Why? So I can realize she's not that smart?
745
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,155
That she's fuckin' boring?
You know, I mean, you don't-
746
00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:19,631
This girl's, like, fuckin' perfect right now.
I don't wanna ruin that.
747
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:23,634
Maybe you're perfect right now.
Maybe you don't wanna ruin that.
748
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,676
But I think that's a super philosophy, Will.
749
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,515
That way, you can go through your entire life
without ever having to really know anybody.
750
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:37,797
My wife used to fart when she was nervous.
751
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:40,918
She had all sorts of wonderful idiosyncrasies.
752
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,600
You know, she used to fart in her sleep.
753
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:46,513
Just thought I'd share that with you.
754
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,160
One night it was so loud,
it woke the dog up.
755
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,991
She woke up and gone, like,
"Was that you?"
756
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,198
I said, "Yeah." I didn't have the heart
to tell her. Oh, God.
757
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,516
- She woke herself up?
- Yes.
758
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:10,834
Oh, Christ. But, Will, she's been dead two years,
and that's the shit I remember.
759
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,117
It's wonderful stuff you know?
Little things like that.
760
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:18,199
Yeah, but those are the things
I miss the most.
761
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:21,193
Those little idiosyncrasies
that only I knew about.
762
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,840
That's what made her my wife.
763
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:27,237
Boy, and she had the goods on me too.
She knew all my little peccadillos.
764
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:31,791
People call these things "imperfections,"
but they're not.
765
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,599
That's the good stuff.
766
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:39,351
And then we get to choose who we let
into our weird little worlds.
767
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,317
You're not perfect, sport.
768
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,119
And let me save you the suspense.
769
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,477
This girl you met,
she isn't perfect either.
770
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:51,394
But the question is whether or not
you're perfect for each other.
771
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:55,758
That's the whole deal.
That's what intimacy is all about.
772
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,751
Now you can know everything in the world, sport,
773
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,912
but the only way you're findin' out that one
is by givin' it a shot.
774
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,719
You certainly won't learn
from an old fucker like me.
775
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,475
Even if I did know,
I wouldn't tell a pissant like you.
776
00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:09,471
Yeah, why not?
777
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:13,315
You told me every other fuckin' thing.
Jesus Christ.
778
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,153
Fuckin' talk more than any shrink
I ever seen in my life.
779
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:20,279
I teach the shit.
I didn't say I knew how to do it.
780
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,317
Yeah.
781
00:58:25,700 --> 00:58:27,994
You ever think about gettin' remarried?
782
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,674
My wife's dead.
783
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,872
- Hence the word "remarried."
- She's dead.
784
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:39,791
Yeah, well, I think
that's a super philosophy, Sean.
785
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:42,076
I mean, that way, you can actually go through
the rest of your life...
786
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,754
without ever really knowing anybody.
787
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,390
Time's up.
788
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,150
- Hold it open.
- Okay.
789
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:07,375
Thanks.
790
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,715
I am happy with you
791
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,794
I know I'm about to love you
792
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:34,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You know him
793
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,556
Oh, my, you made me-
794
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,951
"G" minor seventh. Saddest of all chords.
795
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,157
- Hello.
- Hey.
796
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:48,513
- Where have you been?
- I'm sorry. I've been, like- I've been really busy, and-
797
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,200
- But-
- Me too.
798
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:55,194
Yeah. I- I thought you'd call.
799
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:56,391
Yeah-
800
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,831
- I mean, we had a really good time.
- I had a really good time too.
801
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,070
I mean, I just- I-
802
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,316
I'm sorry, you know. I blew it.
803
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:07,516
No. No, I mean, you know, it's all right.
804
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,718
Yeah, so, I was wonderin' if, uh,
805
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,757
if, you know, you'd give me
another crack at it.
806
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,354
You know, let me take you out again.
807
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,154
- I can't.
- All right.
808
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:21,596
Oh, no, I didn't-
I didn't mean I can't, like, ever.
809
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,677
I just can't right now.
810
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,752
I've got to assign
the proton spectrum for "ebogamine."
811
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:30,799
All that sounds really, really interesting.
It's actually fantastically boring.
812
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,719
- All right-
- Maybe some other time.
813
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:37,834
- Like tomorrow?
- Yeah, all right.
814
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,349
- Okay.
- Okay.
815
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,835
- Bye.
- Bye.
816
01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:57,074
What are you doing here?
817
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:59,390
I couldn't wait till tomorrow.
818
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,433
Where the fuck did you get this?
819
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,591
I had to sleep with someone in your class.
820
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:10,272
Oh, I hope it was the one with the open-toed sandals
and the really bad breath.
821
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:14,314
- Come on. Let's go have some fun.
- No, I've got to learn this.
822
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,034
Well, you're not going into
surgery tomorrow, are you?
823
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:19,071
- No.
- Let's go.
824
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:26,710
Oh, my God! My dog is winning!
825
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,110
Come on, Misty!
826
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,874
Come on! Run! Look at that! Come on!
827
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,871
Look, there he goes. Misty, run!
Come on!
828
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:40,438
- We won.
- He totally won.
829
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,590
So did you grow up around here then?
830
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:46,916
Not far. South Boston.
831
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:51,391
Still glowing from my win.
832
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:55,110
Look at you. You're so happy.
833
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,237
And what was that like then?
834
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:00,950
It was normal, I guess.
Nothin' special.
835
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,158
Do you got lots of brothers and sisters?
836
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,472
- Do I have a lot of brothers and sisters?
- That's what I said.
837
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:13,152
- Well, Irish Catholic, what do you think?
- Right. That's right.
838
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:18,150
- How many?
- You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
839
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,830
- Why? Go on. What? Five?
- No.
840
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:25,117
Seven? Eight? How many?
841
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,390
- I have 12 big brothers.
- You do not!
842
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,313
No, I swear to God. I swear to God.
I'm lucky 13 right here.
843
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,311
Do you know all their names?
844
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,994
Do I- Yeah, they're my brothers.
845
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,151
What are they called?
846
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:41,598
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy,
Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian.
847
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:44,069
Say it again.
848
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:48,313
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy,
Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian.
849
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:50,950
And Willy.
850
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:52,360
- Willy?
- Yeah.
851
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:53,553
Will.
852
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:57,755
- Do you still see all of them?
- Yeah, well, they all live in Southie.
853
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,440
- I'm livin' with three of 'em right now.
- Oh, yeah?
854
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:02,039
- Yeah.
- I'd like to meet them.
855
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,396
Yeah, we'll do that.
856
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,075
Oh, you know,
I read your book last night.
857
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,720
Oh, so you're the one.
858
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,757
Do you still, uh-
Do you still counsel veterans?
859
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,035
No, I don't.
860
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:16,312
- Why not?
- Well, I gave it up when my wife got sick.
861
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:23,438
You ever wonder what your life would be like
if you, uh, if you never met your wife?
862
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,431
What? Wonder if I'd be better off without her?
863
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,597
- No, no, no, I'm not saying, like, better off.
- No.
864
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:31,714
- I didn't mean it like that.
- It's all right. It's an important question.
865
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,076
'Cause you'll have bad times,
but that'll always wake you up...
866
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,390
to the good stuff
you weren't paying attention to.
867
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,074
And you don't regret meetin' your wife?
868
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,800
Why? 'Cause the pain I feel now?
869
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:47,359
Oh, I got regrets, Will, but I don't regret
a single day I spent with her.
870
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:54,479
So when did you know, like,
that she was the one for you?
871
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,274
October 21, 1975.
872
01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,476
Jesus Christ. You know the fuckin' day?
873
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:04,555
Oh, yeah, 'cause it was game six of the World Series,
biggest game in Red Sox history.
874
01:04:04,630 --> 01:04:05,882
Yeah, sure.
875
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:09,719
My friends and had slept out all night
to get tickets.
876
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:13,270
- You got tickets?
- Yep. Day of the game we're was sittin' in a bar,
877
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,830
waitin' for the game to start
and in walks this girl.
878
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:20,276
It was an amazing game though.
You know, bottom of the eighth, Carbo ties it up.
879
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,476
It was 6-6. It went to 12.
880
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:26,349
Bottom of the 12th,
in stepped Carlton Fisk, old Fudge.
881
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:28,511
Steps up to the plate.
You know, he's got that weird stance.
882
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:32,195
- Yeah, yeah.
- And then- Boom! He clocks it, you know.
883
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:34,954
High fly ball down the left field line!
884
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,600
35,000 people on their feet,
yellin' at the ball.
885
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,115
But that's nothing', 'cause Fisk,
he's wavin' at the ball like a madman.
886
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:42,117
- Yeah, I've seen that.
- "Get over! Get over!
887
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:43,674
- Right.
- Get over!"
888
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:48,118
Then it hits the foul pole.
He goes ape-shit, and 35,000 fans-
889
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:50,316
They charge the field, you know.
890
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,710
Yeah, and he's fuckin' blowin' people
outta the way.
891
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,916
"Get outta the way!
Get outta the way!"
892
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,118
I can't fuckin' believe you had tickets
to that fuckin' game!
893
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:01,312
- Did you rush the field?
- No, I didn't rush the fuckin' field. I wasn't there.
894
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:04,398
- What?
- No, I was in a bar, havin' a drink with my future wife.
895
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:09,077
You missed Pudge Fisk's home run to have a fuckin' drink
with some lady you never met?
896
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:11,310
Yeah, but you should have seen her.
She was a stunner.
897
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,909
- I don't care if-
- Oh, no, no, she lit up the room.
898
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,998
- I don't care if Helen of Troy walks into the room.
- Oh, Helen of Troy!
899
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,151
That's game six! Oh, my God,
and who were these friends of yours?
900
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:21,556
- They let you get away with that?
- They had to.
901
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:25,230
- What did you say to 'em?
- I just slid my ticket across the table.
902
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,392
I said, "Sorry, guys.
I gotta see about a girl."
903
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:30,670
- "I gotta go see about a girl"?
- Yes!
904
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,717
That's what you said?
They let you get away with that?
905
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:34,871
Oh, yeah. They saw in my eyes
that I meant it.
906
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:38,789
- You're kiddin' me?
- No, I'm not kidding you, Will.
907
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,554
That's why I'm not talkin' right now
about some girl I saw at a bar 20 years ago...
908
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,029
and how I always regretted not goin' over
and talkin' to her.
909
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:47,272
I don't regret the 18 years
I was married to Nancy.
910
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:50,398
I don't regret the six years I had
to give up counseling when she got sick,
911
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:54,235
and I don't regret the last years
when she got really sick.
912
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:56,914
And I sure as hell don't regret
missin' a damn game.
913
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,719
That's regret.
914
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:09,717
Would have been nice to catch that game though.
915
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,360
I didn't know Pudge was gonna hit a home run.
916
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:18,479
You know, I'm very, very useful on the court.
917
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:21,598
I'm extremely tall.
918
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:24,599
- You're not that tall.
- I dunk.
919
01:06:27,460 --> 01:06:30,677
Will I ever play in the N.B.A.?
920
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,555
"It is decidedly so."
921
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:39,440
Why do we always stay here?
922
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,114
Cause it's nicer than my place.
923
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,714
Yes, but I've never seen your place.
924
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:45,996
I know.
925
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,549
When am I gonna meet
your friends and your brothers?
926
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:53,076
Well, they don't really
come down here that much.
927
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,310
I think I can make it to South Boston.
928
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,950
It's kind of a hike.
929
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:03,159
Is it me you're hiding from them
or the other way around?
930
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:05,709
- All right, we'll go.
- When?
931
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:08,235
I don't know.
We'll go sometime next week.
932
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:13,713
What if I said I would not sleep with you again
until you let me meet your friends?
933
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:23,075
I'd say it's, like, 4:30 in the mornin'.
They're probably up.
934
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:26,391
Oh, my God. Men are shameless.
935
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:29,831
If you're not thinking with your wiener,
then you're acting directly on its behalf.
936
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:34,471
You bet. And on behalf of my wiener,
can I get an advance payment?
937
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:39,191
I don't know. Let's ask.
"Outlook does not look good."
938
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,055
What?
939
01:07:40,130 --> 01:07:42,682
Fuck the- Hey, Chuck.
No. Nothing. Go back to sleep.
940
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:46,037
"Outlook"? That's the same thing
that told you you was gonna play in the N.B.A.
941
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:49,272
Exactly, so look out.
You'd better start buying some season tickets.
942
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:55,030
I plan to. I'm tall. I like wearing shorts.
943
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,316
Hook, hook. Dunk, dunk.
944
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,199
- You're not that tall.
- Yes, I am.
945
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:01,953
Maybe I'm all about three points.
946
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,636
I'm all about home runs.
947
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,953
Stop mixing your sporting metaphors.
948
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:25,035
A leprechaun's got his dick
in the monkey's ass.
949
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:28,835
Morgan comes runnin' in, goin',
"I don't mind it. I don't mind-"
950
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:34,590
Well I can't believe you brought Skylar here
when we're fuckin' all bombed and drinkin'.
951
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:37,194
I know, Morgan.
It's a real rarity we be all drinkin'.
952
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:40,910
My uncle Marty drinks.
He'll go on a bender for six, eight months.
953
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,799
Did I ever tell ya what happened to him
when he was drivin' up there and got pulled over?
954
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:46,196
- I told you guys, right?
- Marty, yeah.
955
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:49,875
Let me tell ya what happened to my uncle Marty,
because you oughta know this.
956
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:53,271
He's always tellin' stories.
Every time we come here he's got another story.
957
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:57,399
But we all heard this one.
Go ahead. Say it anyway.
958
01:08:57,480 --> 01:09:02,600
I will go ahead. Thanks a lot.
Guess I have the floor now.
959
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,320
My uncle Marty's drivin' home, right?
960
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:10,156
Bombed out of his tree, right?
Just hammered out of his gourd. Just wrecked.
961
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:14,359
This state trooper sees him, pulls him over.
So my uncle's fucked basically.
962
01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:16,636
Got him out of the car,
tryin' to make him walk the line.
963
01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:20,554
He gets out of the car, pukes, and the statie's
pretty sure he's over the legal limit.
964
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:24,429
So he's about to throw the cuffs on him
and put him in jail.
965
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:28,593
All of a sudden, 50 yards down the road,
there's this huge fuckin' boom.
966
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:32,156
- Statie gets real spooked. He turns around-
- A gunshot?
967
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,198
No. So- So- You heard this story before.
968
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:37,191
Yeah, Morgan, stop. Stop.
969
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:40,591
Some other guy's car had hit a tree.
There was an accident.
970
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:42,591
Anyway-
971
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,791
- How could he hear-
- Shut the fuck up!
972
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:47,838
- You're drivin' him nuts.
- I'm gonna break your neck. Shut up!
973
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,877
He told you the story once before.
974
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:52,634
So he tells my uncle,
"Stay here. Don't move."
975
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:56,634
Statie goes runnin' down the road
to deal with the other accident.
976
01:09:56,720 --> 01:10:00,634
After a few minutes of just lyin'
in his own piss and vomit,
977
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:02,757
my uncle starts wonderin'
what he's doin' there.
978
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:05,309
Gets up, gets in his car
and just drives home.
979
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:08,392
The next mornin' my uncle's just passed out.
980
01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:10,756
He hears this knockin' at the door.
981
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,753
So he goes downstairs,
pulls the door open- "What?"
982
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:15,797
It's the state trooper that pulled him over.
983
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,791
Statie says, "Fuck you mean, 'What?'
984
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:21,396
You know what. I pulled you over last night
is what, and you took off."
985
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:23,994
He's like, "I never seen you before in my life.
986
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,799
I've been home all night with my kids.
I don't know who the fuck you are."
987
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:30,191
He's like, "You know who I am.
Let me get in your garage."
988
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,590
My uncle's like, "What?" He said,
"You heard me. Let me get in your garage."
989
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:35,354
He was like, "All right. Fine."
Takes him out to the garage, opens the door.
990
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:40,560
And there's- The statie's police cruiser
is in my uncle's garage.
991
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:43,194
He was so fuckin'-
992
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,669
He was so fuckin' hammered
he drove the wrong car home.
993
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:49,509
The best part about it is,
the fuckin' state trooper...
994
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:52,029
was so embarrassed he didn't do anything.
995
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:55,431
He'd been drivin' around all night
in my uncle's Chevelle, lookin' for the house.
996
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:59,554
All right, Chuck, what the fuck
is the point of your story?
997
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:01,870
He got away. That's the point.
998
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:05,032
- Well, question-
- Come on. Stop.
999
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:07,913
- I'm tryin' to clarify somethin'.
- You're embarrassing.
1000
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,554
- It doesn't make any sense.
- It does make sense,
1001
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:12,551
if you listen to the story
and quit askin' questions.
1002
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,996
Morgan, let's see if you can get this one.
I've got a little story for you.
1003
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:20,756
All right, there's an old couple in bed,
Mary and Paddie.
1004
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:26,392
They wake up on the morning
of their 50th anniversary.
1005
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:29,598
Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddie.
1006
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:31,757
She's like, "Oh, Jesus, Paddie.
1007
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,070
"You're such a good-looking feller.
I love ya.
1008
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:36,549
"I want to give ya a little present.
1009
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:39,598
"Anything your little heart desires,
I'm goin' to give it to ya.
1010
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:41,557
What would ya like?"
1011
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:46,316
Paddie's like, "Oh, gee, Mary.
That's a very sweet offer.
1012
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:51,315
"Now, in 50 years, there's one thing
that's been missing,
1013
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:55,155
"and, uh, I would like you
to give me a blow job.
1014
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:58,870
I would like one."
Mary's like, "All right."
1015
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:03,437
She takes her teeth out, puts 'em in the glass.
She gives him a blow job.
1016
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:07,434
Afterwards, Paddie's like,
"Yeah, geez, now that's what I've been missin'.
1017
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:11,400
"That was the most beautiful,
earth-shattering thing ever!
1018
01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:13,790
"Beautiful, Mary! I love ya!
1019
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:16,793
Is there anything that I can do for you?"
1020
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:21,477
Mary looks up to him and she goes,
"Give us a kiss."
1021
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:23,830
Oh, my God!
1022
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:27,351
- That's filthy.
- It's not that filthy. I've heard filthier.
1023
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:35,754
- Get off of me!
- All right. See you guys later.
1024
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:39,117
All right. Take it easy, Bill.
1025
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:41,635
So, Skylar, thanks for comin' by.
1026
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:43,631
Changed my opinion of Harvard people.
1027
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:47,190
You don't want to rush to judgment on that one,
'cause they're not all like me.
1028
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,954
Oh, I'm sure. It was nice to meet ya.
1029
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:52,720
Take it easy. Slowly back away.
1030
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:56,879
- Oh, come on. Brother.
- I don't know what you're doin', dude.
1031
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,640
- You're givin' us a ride.
- What the fuck do I look like to you?
1032
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:03,151
- Come on, Chuck.
- You're walkin', bitch. Will's takin' the car.
1033
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:06,471
All right, thanks, sucker. I appreciate it.
1034
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:09,393
I don't know what you're gettin'
all serious about.
1035
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:13,400
- You're droppin' me off first.
- It's really out of the way.
1036
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:16,359
Oh, okay. Just 'cause you don't have
to sleep in your one-room palace tonight...
1037
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:18,351
don't start thinkin' you're bad.
1038
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:20,636
Hey, wait a minute.
You said we were gonna see your place.
1039
01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:23,878
- Not tonight.
- Oh, no, not tonight. Not any other night.
1040
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:27,550
He knows once you see that shit-hole,
he's gettin' dropped like a bad habit.
1041
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,677
But I wanted to meet your brothers.
1042
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:32,189
We're gonna do that another time.
1043
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:34,191
All right.
1044
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,356
Need them keys.
1045
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:42,513
The stewardess hears this,
and goes haulin' ass down the aisle.
1046
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:45,877
I yell, "Don't forget the coffee."
1047
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,997
Bullshit! You didn't say that.
1048
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:50,435
For Christ's sake, Marty, it's a joke.
1049
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:52,710
- I know someone that actually happened to, Marty.
- A joke.
1050
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:54,359
- Gerry.
- Hi.
1051
01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:56,391
- Have trouble findin' the place?
- No, I took a cab.
1052
01:13:56,480 --> 01:14:00,360
Timmy, this is Gerry.
We went to college together.
1053
01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:02,511
How you doin'? Nice to meet ya.
1054
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:04,551
- Pleased to meet you.
- Can I get you a beer?
1055
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,109
No, just a Perrier.
1056
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,077
That's French for club soda.
1057
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,794
- Club soda, yeah.
- Couple of sandwiches too.
1058
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:13,791
- Sure.
- Put it on my tab.
1059
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:16,110
You ever plannin' on payin' your tab?
1060
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,396
Yeah, chief, got the winning
lottery ticket right here.
1061
01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:20,073
- What's the jackpot?
- Twelve million.
1062
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:23,830
- I don't think that'll cover it.
- It'll cover your sex change operation.
1063
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:30,675
- Nuts?
- No, thank you.
1064
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,798
So, you wanted to talk about Will.
1065
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:41,800
- Well, it seems to be going well.
- I think so.
1066
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:46,033
Have you talked to him at all
about his future?
1067
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:49,750
No, we haven't gotten into that yet.
We're still bangin' away at the past.
1068
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:53,350
Maybe you should. My phone's been ringing
off the hook with job offers.
1069
01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:57,360
- What kind?
- Cutting edge mathematics, think tanks.
1070
01:14:57,440 --> 01:15:00,796
The kind of place where a mind like Will's
is given free rein.
1071
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:05,556
That's great that there are offers,
but I don't really think he's ready for that.
1072
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:12,390
I'm not sure you understand, Sean.
1073
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:15,194
- What don't I understand?
- Here you go, guys.
1074
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:18,557
- Thanks, Tim.
- Yeah, thank you.
1075
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,916
Just so you don't get sticky fingers.
1076
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,469
Tim, can you help us?
1077
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:25,949
We're tryin' to settle a bet.
1078
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:30,956
- Ever heard of Jonas Salk?
- Sure. Cured polio.
1079
01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:33,714
- Ever heard of Albert Einstein?
- Hey.
1080
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:39,197
How about Gerald Lambeau?
Ever heard of him?
1081
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:42,989
- No.
- Thank you, Tim.
1082
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:45,037
- So who won the bet?
- I did.
1083
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:51,518
This isn't about me, Sean.
1084
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:54,433
I'm nothing compared to this young man.
1085
01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,831
You ever hear of Gerald Lambeau?
1086
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:04,596
In 1905, there were hundreds of professors
renowned for their study of the universe.
1087
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:09,197
But it was a 26-year-old Swiss patent clerk,
1088
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:11,920
doing physics in his spare time,
who changed the world.
1089
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,911
Can you imagine if Einstein
would have given that up...
1090
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,469
just to get drunk with his buddies
in Vienna every night?
1091
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:19,200
We all would have lost something.
1092
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,237
Tim would never have heard of him.
1093
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:24,432
- Pretty dramatic, Gerry.
- No, it isn't, Sean.
1094
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,114
This boy has that gift.
1095
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:29,669
He just hasn't got the direction,
but we can give that to him.
1096
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:35,039
Hey, Gerry, in the 1960s, there was a young man
graduated from University of Michigan.
1097
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:38,397
Did some brilliant work in mathematics.
1098
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:40,869
Specifically, bounded harmonic functions.
1099
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:44,032
Then he went on to Berkeley. He was assistant professor.
Showed amazing potential.
1100
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:46,993
Then he moved to Montana,
and he blew the competition away.
1101
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:50,033
- Yeah, so who was he?
- Ted Kaczynski.
1102
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:51,997
Haven't heard of him.
1103
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:53,957
- Hey, Timmy!
- Yo!
1104
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:56,833
- Who's Ted Kaczynski?
- Unabomber.
1105
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:01,791
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
1106
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,831
- We gotta give this kid direction.
- Yeah-
1107
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:06,230
He can contribute to the world,
and we can help him do that.
1108
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:08,357
Direction's one thing.
Manipulation's another.
1109
01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:10,397
- Sean-
- We have to let him find-
1110
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:14,115
I'm not sitting at home every night
twisting my mustache and hatching a plan...
1111
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,157
to ruin this boy's life!
1112
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:18,629
I was doing advanced mathematics
when I was 18,
1113
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:21,155
and it still took me over 20 years
to do something worthy of a Field's medal.
1114
01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:23,669
Maybe he doesn't want what you want.
1115
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:26,513
There's more to life
than a fuckin' Field's medal.
1116
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,514
This is too important, Sean,
and it's above personal rivalry.
1117
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:33,035
Wait a minute.
Let's talk about the boy.
1118
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:35,794
Why don't we give him time
to figure out what he wants?
1119
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:39,151
That's a wonderful theory, Sean.
It worked wonders for you, didn't it?
1120
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,880
Yeah, it did, you arrogant fuckin' prick!
1121
01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:46,716
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I came here today.
1122
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,916
I came here out of courtesy.
I wanted to keep you in the loop.
1123
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,116
Nice to be in the loop.
1124
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:54,716
The boy's in a meeting right now
I set up for him over at McNeil.
1125
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:59,272
Well, Will, I'm not exactly sure
what you mean.
1126
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:01,755
We've already offered you a position.
1127
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:03,831
Nobody in this town
works without a retainer, guys.
1128
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:07,197
You think you can find somebody who does,
you have my blessin'.
1129
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:10,511
But I think we all know that person
is not gonna represent you as well as I can.
1130
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:13,718
Will, our offer is $84,000 a year.
1131
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:18,510
Retainer! Retainer.
1132
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:21,353
You want us to give you cash right now?
1133
01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:25,479
Easy- Now, I didn't say that.
1134
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:30,839
Allegedly, your situation, for you,
1135
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:34,709
would be concurrently improved if I had...
1136
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:37,474
$200 in my back pocket right now.
1137
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:42,509
I don't think I can- Larry?
1138
01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:46,793
- I've got $73.
- Will you take a check?
1139
01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:51,671
Let me tell you somethin'.
You're suspect.
1140
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:57,073
Yeah, you. I don't know
what your reputation is in this town,
1141
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,879
but after the shit you tried to pull today,
1142
01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:02,520
you can bet I'll be lookin' into you.
1143
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:07,515
Now, any business we have heretofore,
1144
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,274
you can speak with my aforementioned attorney.
1145
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:13,676
Good day, gentlemen.
1146
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:17,469
And until that day comes,
keep your ear to the grindstone.
1147
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:33,711
- How's it goin'?
- Fine.
1148
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,837
Yeah.
1149
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:37,831
Good.
1150
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:41,554
- Want some help?
- No!
1151
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:44,837
Come on. Give me one little peek,
and we'll go to the batting cages.
1152
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,070
No.
1153
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:50,790
It is actually important that I learn this.
1154
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:54,629
- It's really important... to me, okay?
- All right.
1155
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:59,675
- Why don't we just hang out here all day?
- Yes, why don't we?
1156
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:04,115
All right, Mr. Nosey Parker.
1157
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:08,758
Seeing as you're intent on breaking my balls,
1158
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:14,235
- let me ask you a question.
- All right.
1159
01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:16,231
Do you have a photographic memory?
1160
01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:22,320
I don't know. I just kind of remember.
I mean, how do you remember your phone number?
1161
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,277
You just do.
1162
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:27,233
- Have you studied organic chemistry?
- A little bit.
1163
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:30,273
- Oh, just for fun?
- Yeah, for kicks.
1164
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:32,874
Yeah, it's so much fun
studying organic chemistry.
1165
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,240
Are you mad?
1166
01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:38,189
Have you completely lost your mind?
1167
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:42,831
Nobody studies it for fun. It's not a necessity,
especially for someone like you.
1168
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:45,429
- Someone like me?
- Yeah.
1169
01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:49,718
Someone who divides their time, fairly evenly,
between batting cages and bars.
1170
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:51,557
I would hardly say it was a necessity.
1171
01:20:54,440 --> 01:20:57,239
You know, there are very smart people
here at Harvard.
1172
01:20:57,320 --> 01:21:01,279
Even they have to study,
because this is really hard.
1173
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:07,038
And yet... you do it so easily.
I don't understand.
1174
01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:09,111
I don't understand how your mind works.
1175
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:11,470
- Do you play the piano?
- I want to talk about this.
1176
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:13,676
No, I'm trying to explain it to you.
Do you play the piano?
1177
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:18,271
- Yeah, a bit.
- So when you look at a piano, you see Mozart.
1178
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:21,995
- I see "Chopsticks."
- All right, well, Beethoven, okay?
1179
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:25,789
He looked at a piano, and it just made sense to him.
He could just play.
1180
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:28,355
- So what are you saying? You play the piano?
- Not a lick.
1181
01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:32,274
I look at a piano, I see a bunch of keys,
three pedals and a box of wood.
1182
01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:37,150
But Beethoven, Mozart-
They saw it. They could just play.
1183
01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:41,154
I couldn't paint you a picture.
I probably can't hit the ball out of Fenway.
1184
01:21:41,280 --> 01:21:45,353
- And I can't play the piano.
- But you can do my O-chem paper in under an hour.
1185
01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:50,799
Right. Well, I mean, when it came to stuff
like that, I could always just play.
1186
01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:55,597
That's the best I can explain it.
1187
01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:58,673
Come here. I have to tell you something.
1188
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:01,053
I have to tell you something.
1189
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:04,551
Well-
1190
01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:23,716
- It's not fair.
- What's not fair? What?
1191
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:26,918
I've been here for four years,
1192
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,911
and I've only just found you.
1193
01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:32,835
Well, you found me.
1194
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:48,514
- Are you awake?
- No.
1195
01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:51,956
Yes, you are.
1196
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,833
Will, come to California with me.
1197
01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:01,431
What?
1198
01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:06,558
I want you to come to California with me.
1199
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:16,076
- You sure about that?
- Oh, yeah.
1200
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:19,232
Yeah, but how do you know?
1201
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:23,439
I don't know. I just know.
1202
01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:26,279
Yeah, but how do you know?
1203
01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:30,513
I know because I feel it.
1204
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:34,395
- Because that's a really serious thing you're saying.
- I know.
1205
01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:36,915
You could be in California next week...
1206
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:40,197
and you might find out
something about me you don't like.
1207
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:42,317
Maybe you wish you hadn't said that,
1208
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:44,755
but you know it's such a serious thing
you can't take it back.
1209
01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:47,912
Now I'm stuck in California with someone
that doesn't really want to be with me,
1210
01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:52,597
- just wish they had a take-back.
- A what? What's a take-back?
1211
01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:58,471
I don't want a take-back.
I just want you to come to California with me.
1212
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:02,349
Well, I can't go to California with you, so-
1213
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:05,311
Why not?
1214
01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:09,553
Well, one, because I got a job here.
1215
01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:11,597
And, two, because I live here.
1216
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:16,396
Look... if you don't love me,
you should just tell me.
1217
01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:19,472
I'm not sayin' I don't love you.
1218
01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:24,714
Then why? Why won't you come?
What are you so scared of?
1219
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:27,679
What am I so scared of?
1220
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:30,513
Well, what aren't you scared of?
1221
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:33,558
You live in this safe little world
where no one challenges you-
1222
01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:37,520
Don't tell me about my world.
Don't tell me about my world.
1223
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:40,194
You just want to have your little fling
with the guy from the other side of town.
1224
01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:43,079
Then you're gonna go off to Stanford.
You're gonna marry some rich prick...
1225
01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:45,071
who your parents will approve of...
1226
01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:47,151
and just sit around
with the other trust fund babies...
1227
01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:49,197
and talk about how you went slummin', too, once.
1228
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:54,514
Why are you saying this?
What is your obsession with this money?
1229
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:59,071
My father died when I was 13,
and I inherited this money.
1230
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:04,553
You don't think every day I wake up,
and I wish I could give it back?
1231
01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:08,315
That I would give it back in a second,
if it meant I could have one more day with him.
1232
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:11,756
But I can't, and that's my life,
and I deal with it.
1233
01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:15,071
So don't put your shit on me
when you're the one that's afraid.
1234
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:17,720
I'm afraid? What am I afraid of?
What the fuck am I afraid of?
1235
01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:20,309
You're afraid of me.
You're afraid that I won't love you back.
1236
01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:22,550
You know what? I'm afraid too.
1237
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:25,758
But fuck it, I want to give it a shot.
At least I'm honest with you.
1238
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:29,714
- I'm not honest with you?
- No, what about your 12 brothers?
1239
01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:30,976
All right.
1240
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:34,276
No, you're not going.
You're not leaving.
1241
01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:35,546
What do you want to know?
1242
01:25:35,630 --> 01:25:38,507
That I don't have 12 brothers?
That I'm a fuckin' orphan?
1243
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:40,637
- You don't want to hear that.
- I didn't know that.
1244
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:43,872
You don't want to hear I got fuckin' cigarettes
put out on me when I was little.
1245
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:46,389
- I didn't know that.
- That this isn't fuckin' surgery.
1246
01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:49,393
The motherfucker stabbed me.
You don't want to hear that shit, Skylar!
1247
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:51,716
- I do want to hear that.
- Don't tell me you want to hear that shit!
1248
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:55,037
- I want to help you.
- Help me? What the fuck?
1249
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:57,794
What do I got, a fuckin' sign on my back
that says, "Save me"?
1250
01:25:57,960 --> 01:25:59,837
- No.
- Do I look like I need that?
1251
01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:01,917
- No, I just want to be with you-
- Don't bullshit me!
1252
01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:06,034
- I love you.
- Don't bullshit me! Don't you fuckin' bullshit me!
1253
01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:09,033
I love you.
1254
01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:14,115
I want to hear you say
that you don't love me.
1255
01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:16,316
Because if you say that...
1256
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:21,791
then I won't call you...
1257
01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:24,156
and I won't be in your life.
1258
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:32,553
I don't love you.
1259
01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:17,671
Most people never get to see
how brilliant they can be.
1260
01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:20,513
They don't find teachers who believe in them.
1261
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,511
They get convinced they're stupid.
1262
01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:27,238
I hope you appreciate what he's doing,
1263
01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:31,871
because I've seen how much he enjoys
working with you, not against you.
1264
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:39,560
Hello, Will.
1265
01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:41,870
Tom, can you get us some coffee?
1266
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:43,917
Sure.
1267
01:27:47,480 --> 01:27:48,794
Now, let's see.
1268
01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:58,751
Good. This is correct.
1269
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:02,595
I see you used Maclaurin here.
1270
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:05,718
Yeah, I don't know what you call it, but-
1271
01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:08,150
This can't be right.
1272
01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:14,118
This would be very embarrassing.
1273
01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:20,118
- Did you ever consider-
- I'm pretty sure it's right.
1274
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:22,396
Hey, look, can we do this at Sean's office
from now on?
1275
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:26,519
Because I got to knock off work
to come here and the commute is killin' me.
1276
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:30,270
- Yeah, sure. Did you think of the possibility-
- It's right.
1277
01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:34,831
It's right. Just take it home with you.
1278
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:40,677
What happened at the McNeil meeting?
1279
01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:42,717
I couldn't go. I had a date.
1280
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:45,997
So I sent my chief negotiator.
1281
01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:53,475
On your own time,
you can do whatever you like, Will.
1282
01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:56,200
But when I set up a meeting with my associates,
1283
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:58,920
and you don't show up,
it reflects poorly on me.
1284
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:01,190
- Then don't set up any more meetings.
- I won't.
1285
01:29:01,280 --> 01:29:03,715
I'll cancel 'em.
1286
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:06,269
I'll give you a job myself.
I just wanted you to see what was out there.
1287
01:29:06,400 --> 01:29:10,598
Maybe I don't want to spend the rest of my
fuckin' life explainin' shit to people.
1288
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:20,109
I think you could show me some appreciation.
1289
01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:24,637
A little appreciation?
Do you know how easy this is for me?
1290
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:28,031
Do you have any fuckin' idea how easy this is?
This is a fuckin' joke.
1291
01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:30,191
I'm sorry you can't do this-
I really am-
1292
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:33,875
Because I wouldn't have to fuckin' sit here
and watch you fumble around and fuck it up.
1293
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:42,830
Then you'd have more time to sit around
and get drunk instead, wouldn't you?
1294
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:47,471
You're right. This is probably
a total waste of my time.
1295
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:03,796
You're right, Will.
1296
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:10,551
I can't do this proof, but you can.
1297
01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:14,713
And when it comes to that, it's only about
just a handful of people in the world...
1298
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:16,871
who can tell the difference
between you and me.
1299
01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:19,190
- But I'm one of them.
- Sorry.
1300
01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:21,351
Yeah, so am I.
1301
01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:24,478
Most days I wish I never met you,
1302
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:29,273
because then I could sleep at night.
1303
01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:34,713
I didn't have to walk around with the knowledge
that there was someone like you out there.
1304
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:46,077
And I didn't have to watch you
throw it all away.
1305
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:55,553
Bill, hold it. Did you hear that?
1306
01:30:57,680 --> 01:30:59,557
Morgan!
1307
01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:05,153
If you're watchin' pornos in my mom's room again,
I'm gonna give you a fuckin' beatin'!
1308
01:31:21,140 --> 01:31:22,712
What's up, fellas?
1309
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:28,751
Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own
fuckin' house. That's futkin filthy.
1310
01:31:28,840 --> 01:31:32,993
I don't have a V.C.R. in my house.
1311
01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:35,754
Come on. Not in my glove.
1312
01:31:35,840 --> 01:31:38,195
I didn't use the glove.
1313
01:31:38,280 --> 01:31:41,830
That's my Little League glove.
1314
01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:45,311
What do you want me to do?
1315
01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:47,550
I mean, what's wrong with you?
1316
01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:49,790
You'll hump a baseball glove?
1317
01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:52,952
I-I just used it for cleanup.
1318
01:31:53,980 --> 01:31:56,755
Stop jerkin' off in my mother's room.
1319
01:31:56,880 --> 01:32:00,032
- Is there another V.C.R. in the house?
- It's just sad, bro.
1320
01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:06,630
So why do you think I should work
for the National Security Agency?
1321
01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:09,792
Well, you'd be working on the cutting edge.
1322
01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:13,271
You'd be exposed to the kind of technology
you wouldn't see anywhere else,
1323
01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:15,954
because we've classified it.
1324
01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:19,635
Superstring theory, chaos math,
advanced algorithms.
1325
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:22,673
Code breaking.
1326
01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:25,559
That's one aspect of what we do.
1327
01:32:25,640 --> 01:32:28,234
Oh, come on. That is what you do.
1328
01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:30,755
You guys handle 80% of the intelligence workload.
1329
01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:33,309
You're seven times the size of the C.I.A.
1330
01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:39,231
We don't like to brag about that, Will,
but you're exactly right.
1331
01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:43,200
So the way I see it, the question isn't:
1332
01:32:43,280 --> 01:32:45,874
"Why should you work for the N.S.A.?"
1333
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:48,429
The question is: "Why shouldn't you?"
1334
01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:52,400
Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.?
1335
01:32:52,480 --> 01:32:56,394
That's a tough one,
but I'll take a shot.
1336
01:32:56,480 --> 01:32:59,199
Say I'm workin' at the N.S.A.
and somebody puts a code on my desk.
1337
01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:01,191
Something no one else can break.
1338
01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:03,191
Maybe I take a shot at it,
and maybe I break it.
1339
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:05,840
I'm real happy with myself
because I did my job well.
1340
01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:09,436
But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army
in North Africa or the Middle East.
1341
01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:12,598
Once they have that location,
they bomb the village where the rebels are hidin'.
1342
01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:16,878
Fifteen hundred people that I never met,
never had no problem with, get killed.
1343
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:19,918
Now the politicians are saying,
"Send in the Marines to secure the area,"
1344
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:21,911
'cause they don't give a shit.
1345
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:23,911
It won't be their kid over there gettin' shot,
1346
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,958
just like it wasn't them when their number got called
'cause they were in the National Guard.
1347
01:33:27,040 --> 01:33:29,873
It'll be some kid from Southie over there
takin' shrapnel in the ass.
1348
01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:31,997
He comes back to find the plant
he used to work at...
1349
01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:34,515
got exported to the country
he got back from,
1350
01:33:34,600 --> 01:33:36,910
and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass
got his old job...
1351
01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:39,879
'cause he'll work for 15 cents a day
and no bathroom breaks.
1352
01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:42,520
Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason
he was over there in the first place...
1353
01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:45,752
was so we could install a government
that would sell us oil at a good price.
1354
01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:49,834
Of course, the oil companies used a skirmish
over there to scare up domestic oil prices.
1355
01:33:49,920 --> 01:33:53,993
A cute little ancillary benefit for them,
but it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon.
1356
01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:56,435
They're takin' their sweet time
bringin' the oil, of course.
1357
01:33:56,520 --> 01:33:58,591
Maybe they even took the liberty
to hire an alcoholic skipper,
1358
01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:01,877
who likes to drink martinis
and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs.
1359
01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:04,236
It ain't too long till he hits one,
spills the oil...
1360
01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:06,755
and kills all the sea life
in the North Atlantic.
1361
01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:09,116
So now my buddy's out of work,
he can't afford to drive,
1362
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:11,111
so he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews...
1363
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:13,919
which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass
is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.
1364
01:34:14,040 --> 01:34:16,554
Meanwhile, he's starvin', 'cause every time
he tries to get a bite to eat,
1365
01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:18,551
the only blue plate special they're servin'...
1366
01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:21,553
is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.
1367
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:26,669
So what did I think?
I'm holdin' out for somethin' better.
1368
01:34:26,760 --> 01:34:30,594
I figure, fuck it. While I'm at it,
why not just shoot my buddy,
1369
01:34:30,680 --> 01:34:32,591
take his job, give it to his sworn enemy,
1370
01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:35,149
hike up gas prices, bomb a village,
club a baby seal,
1371
01:34:35,240 --> 01:34:37,914
hit the hash pipe
and join the National Guard?
1372
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:40,560
I can be elected president.
1373
01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:43,871
- You feel like you're alone?
- What?
1374
01:34:43,960 --> 01:34:47,590
Do you have a soul mate?
1375
01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:50,194
Do I have a- Define that.
1376
01:34:50,280 --> 01:34:52,157
Somebody who challenges you.
1377
01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:54,479
Uh, Chuckie.
1378
01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:58,149
No, Chuckie's family.
He'd lie down in fuckin' traffic for you.
1379
01:34:58,240 --> 01:35:03,838
I'm talking about someone who opens up
things for you, touches your soul.
1380
01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:07,112
- I got- I got-
- Who?
1381
01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:10,238
- I got plenty.
- Well, name 'em.
1382
01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:13,312
Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost,
O'Connor, Kant, Pope, Locke-
1383
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:15,596
That's great. They're all dead.
1384
01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:18,792
- Not to me they're not.
- You don't have a lot of dialogue with them.
1385
01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:22,236
You can't give back to them, Will.
1386
01:35:22,400 --> 01:35:26,712
- Not without some serious smelling salts and a heater.
- That's what I'm saying.
1387
01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:30,350
You'll never have that kind
of relationship in a world...
1388
01:35:30,440 --> 01:35:32,829
where you're always afraid
to take the first step,
1389
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:36,675
because all you see is every negative thing
10 miles down the road.
1390
01:35:36,800 --> 01:35:38,757
- You gonna take the professor's side on this?
- Don't give me a line of shit.
1391
01:35:38,880 --> 01:35:40,871
- No.
- I didn't want the job.
1392
01:35:40,960 --> 01:35:42,871
It's not about the job.
I don't care if you work for the government.
1393
01:35:42,960 --> 01:35:46,078
But you can do anything you want.
You are bound by nothing.
1394
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:51,189
What are you passionate about?
What do you want?
1395
01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:53,635
There are guys who work their entire life
layin' brick...
1396
01:35:53,720 --> 01:35:55,916
so their kids have a chance
at the opportunities you have here.
1397
01:35:56,040 --> 01:35:58,509
- I didn't ask for this.
- No.
1398
01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:00,989
You were born with it, so don't cop out behind:
"I didn't ask for this."
1399
01:36:01,120 --> 01:36:03,899
What do you mean, cop out?
What's wrong with layin' brick?
1400
01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:04,909
Nothing.
1401
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,310
There's nothin' wrong.
That's somebody's home I'm buildin'.
1402
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:10,233
Right. My dad laid brick, okay?
1403
01:36:10,320 --> 01:36:12,231
Busted his ass so I could have an education.
1404
01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:14,516
Exactly. That's an honorable profession.
1405
01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:15,920
What's wrong with fixin' somebody's car?
1406
01:36:16,040 --> 01:36:18,475
Someone will get to work the next day
because of me. That's honor in that.
1407
01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:20,517
Yeah, there is, Will.
There is honor in that.
1408
01:36:20,600 --> 01:36:22,910
There's honor in takin'
that 40-minute train ride...
1409
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:25,435
so those college kids could come in in the morning
and their floors are clean.
1410
01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:27,322
And their wastebaskets are empty.
That's real work.
1411
01:36:27,400 --> 01:36:28,573
That's right.
1412
01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:31,678
And that's honorable.
I'm sure that's why you took that job.
1413
01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:33,751
I mean, for the honor of it.
1414
01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:38,437
I just have a little question here.
You could be a janitor anywhere.
1415
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:42,190
Why did you work at the most prestigious
technical college in the whole fuckin' world?
1416
01:36:42,280 --> 01:36:45,591
Why did you sneak around at night
and finish other people's formulas...
1417
01:36:45,680 --> 01:36:51,596
that only one or two people in the world
could do and then lie about it?
1418
01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:54,638
'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will.
1419
01:36:57,840 --> 01:37:00,514
So what do you really wanna do?
1420
01:37:03,840 --> 01:37:05,751
I wanna be a shepherd.
1421
01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:07,791
Really?
1422
01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:11,839
I wanna move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread,
get some sheep and tend to them.
1423
01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:14,833
- Maybe you should go do that.
- What?
1424
01:37:14,920 --> 01:37:17,833
You know, if you're gonna jerk off, why don't you
just do it at home with a moist towel?
1425
01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:19,871
- You're chuckin' me?
- Yeah, get the fuck outta here.
1426
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:21,911
- No, no, no, time's not up yet.
- Yeah, it is.
1427
01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:24,680
- I'm not leavin'. No.
- You're not gonna answer, you're wastin' my time.
1428
01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:26,717
I thought we were friends.
1429
01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:30,430
- Playtime's over, okay?
- Why are you kickin' me out?
1430
01:37:30,520 --> 01:37:33,751
You're lecturin' me on life?
Look at you, you fuckin' burnout.
1431
01:37:33,880 --> 01:37:36,110
- What winds your clock?
- Workin' with you.
1432
01:37:36,200 --> 01:37:39,238
Where's your soul mate? You wanna talk
about soul mates? Where is she?
1433
01:37:39,360 --> 01:37:41,476
- Dead.
- That's right. She's fuckin' dead.
1434
01:37:41,560 --> 01:37:44,234
She fuckin' dies and you just cash
in your chips and you walk away?
1435
01:37:44,360 --> 01:37:45,984
At least I played a hand.
1436
01:37:46,060 --> 01:37:48,570
You played a hand and you lost.
You lost a big fuckin' hand.
1437
01:37:48,640 --> 01:37:52,031
Some people will lose a big hand like that
and have the sack to ante up again.
1438
01:37:52,120 --> 01:37:55,238
Look at me. What do you wanna do?
1439
01:38:02,160 --> 01:38:06,393
You and your bullshit.
You got a bullshit answer for everybody.
1440
01:38:06,480 --> 01:38:10,155
But I ask you a very simple question,
and you can't give me a straight answer,
1441
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:14,279
because you don't know.
1442
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:18,116
I'll see ya, Bo-peep.
1443
01:38:21,120 --> 01:38:23,236
- Fuck you.
- You're the shepherd.
1444
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:30,190
Shepherd.
1445
01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:32,351
White little prick.
1446
01:38:33,560 --> 01:38:35,517
I just wanted to, you know...
1447
01:38:35,600 --> 01:38:39,116
call you up, uh, before you left-
1448
01:38:39,200 --> 01:38:41,840
I've been takin' all these job interviews and stuff,
1449
01:38:41,920 --> 01:38:43,831
so I'm not gonna be just a construction worker.
1450
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:46,639
Well, you know, I never really cared about that.
1451
01:38:48,120 --> 01:38:50,077
Yeah.
1452
01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:54,591
I love you.
1453
01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:01,389
Will?
1454
01:39:01,480 --> 01:39:04,313
You take care.
1455
01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:07,950
Someone's always comin' around here
1456
01:39:08,040 --> 01:39:10,634
- Trailin' some new kill
- Bye.
1457
01:39:12,840 --> 01:39:19,871
Says, I seen your picture
on a hundred-dollar bill
1458
01:39:19,960 --> 01:39:24,113
What's a game of chance to you
1459
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:27,511
In this world
1460
01:39:27,600 --> 01:39:29,671
Of real skill
1461
01:39:29,760 --> 01:39:31,751
So glad to meet ya
1462
01:39:31,840 --> 01:39:35,993
Angeles
1463
01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:44,274
Pickin' up the ticket
shows there's money to be made
1464
01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:47,956
Go on, lose the gamble
1465
01:39:48,040 --> 01:39:52,557
That's the history of the trade
1466
01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:57,874
Did you add up
all the cards left to play
1467
01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:01,997
To zero
1468
01:40:02,080 --> 01:40:05,072
And sign up with people
1469
01:40:05,160 --> 01:40:09,119
Angeles
1470
01:40:09,200 --> 01:40:12,830
Don't start with me tryin'
1471
01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:17,874
Will, come on. Will!
1472
01:40:19,960 --> 01:40:22,031
Will, that's it! We're done!
1473
01:40:22,160 --> 01:40:26,836
I'm sitting in your office,
and the boy isn't here.
1474
01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:28,991
Well, it's 10 past 5:00.
1475
01:40:29,080 --> 01:40:31,071
An hour and 10 minutes late.
1476
01:40:31,160 --> 01:40:34,471
I can make you satisfied in everything
1477
01:40:34,560 --> 01:40:38,030
Well, if he doesn't show up,
and I file a report saying he wasn't here...
1478
01:40:38,120 --> 01:40:42,000
and he goes back to jail,
it won't be on my conscience.
1479
01:40:42,080 --> 01:40:44,959
Now be coming true
1480
01:40:45,040 --> 01:40:48,032
Okay. Fine.
1481
01:40:49,560 --> 01:40:51,471
What's up?
1482
01:40:53,440 --> 01:40:55,397
Thanks.
1483
01:40:59,700 --> 01:41:01,914
Fuck, that's good.
1484
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:08,189
So how's your lady?
1485
01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:10,237
She's gone.
1486
01:41:11,200 --> 01:41:13,510
Gone? Gone where?
1487
01:41:13,600 --> 01:41:17,230
Med school. Medical school in California.
1488
01:41:17,320 --> 01:41:19,197
- Really?
- Yeah.
1489
01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:22,278
- When was this?
- It was, like, a week ago.
1490
01:41:26,680 --> 01:41:28,637
That sucks.
1491
01:41:31,640 --> 01:41:35,110
So, uh, when are you done
with those meetings?
1492
01:41:35,200 --> 01:41:37,191
I think the week after I'm 21.
1493
01:41:37,280 --> 01:41:40,033
They gonna hook ya up
with a job or what?
1494
01:41:40,120 --> 01:41:44,353
Yeah, fuckin' sit in a room
and do long division for the next 50 years.
1495
01:41:44,440 --> 01:41:47,796
Nah, probably make some nice bank though.
1496
01:41:47,880 --> 01:41:49,837
I'm gonna be a fuckin' lab rat.
1497
01:41:49,920 --> 01:41:53,276
Better than this shit.
Way outta here.
1498
01:41:53,360 --> 01:41:55,556
What do I want a way outta here for?
1499
01:41:55,640 --> 01:41:57,916
I mean, I'm gonna fuckin' live here
the rest of my life.
1500
01:41:58,000 --> 01:42:00,071
You know, be neighbors.
You know, have little kids.
1501
01:42:00,160 --> 01:42:02,913
Fuckin' take 'em to Little League together
up Foley Field.
1502
01:42:06,320 --> 01:42:09,756
Look, you're my best friend,
so don't take this the wrong way.
1503
01:42:09,840 --> 01:42:12,719
But in 20 years if you're still livin' here,
1504
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:14,711
comin' over to my house
to watch the Patriots games,
1505
01:42:14,800 --> 01:42:18,430
still workin' construction,
I'll fuckin' kill ya.
1506
01:42:18,520 --> 01:42:21,034
That's not a threat. That's a fact.
I'll fuckin' kill ya.
1507
01:42:21,120 --> 01:42:23,236
What the fuck are you talkin' about?
1508
01:42:23,360 --> 01:42:26,557
- Look, you got something none of us have.
- Oh, come on!
1509
01:42:26,640 --> 01:42:30,474
Why is it always this?
I fuckin' owe it to myself to do this or that.
1510
01:42:30,600 --> 01:42:34,753
- What if I don't want to?
- No, no, no. Fuck you. You don't owe it to yourself.
1511
01:42:34,840 --> 01:42:37,116
You owe it to me,
1512
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:39,714
'cause tomorrow I'm gonna wake up
and I'll be 50,
1513
01:42:39,840 --> 01:42:42,229
and I'll still be doin' this shit.
1514
01:42:42,320 --> 01:42:44,914
That's all right. That's fine.
1515
01:42:45,000 --> 01:42:47,560
I mean, you're sittin' on
a winnin' lottery ticket.
1516
01:42:47,680 --> 01:42:51,230
You're too much of a pussy to cash it in,
and that's bullshit.
1517
01:42:53,320 --> 01:42:56,199
'Cause I'd do fuckin' anything
to have what you got.
1518
01:42:56,280 --> 01:42:59,113
So would any of these fuckin' guys.
1519
01:42:59,200 --> 01:43:01,874
It'd be an insult to us
if you're still here in 20 years.
1520
01:43:01,960 --> 01:43:04,474
Hangin' around here
is a fuckin' waste of your time.
1521
01:43:04,600 --> 01:43:06,671
- You don't know that.
- I don't?
1522
01:43:06,800 --> 01:43:07,889
No. You don't know that.
1523
01:43:07,970 --> 01:43:10,266
Oh, I don't know that.
Let me tell you what I do know.
1524
01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:14,149
Every day I come by your house,
and I pick you up.
1525
01:43:14,240 --> 01:43:18,234
We go out and have a few drinks
and few laughs, and it's great.
1526
01:43:18,320 --> 01:43:20,994
You know what the best part of my day is?
1527
01:43:21,080 --> 01:43:25,472
It's for about 10 seconds: from when I pull up
to the curb and when I get to your door.
1528
01:43:25,560 --> 01:43:30,236
'Cause I think maybe I'll get up there
and I'll knock on the door, and you won't be there.
1529
01:43:30,320 --> 01:43:33,870
No "good-bye," no "see ya later."
No nothing. You just left.
1530
01:43:35,440 --> 01:43:38,159
I don't know much, but I know that.
1531
01:43:49,880 --> 01:43:52,156
This is a disaster, Sean.
1532
01:43:52,240 --> 01:43:55,551
I brought you in here because I wanted you
to help me with the boy,
1533
01:43:55,680 --> 01:43:57,796
- not to run him out.
- I know what I'm doing with the boy.
1534
01:43:57,880 --> 01:43:59,837
I don't care if you have
a rapport with the boy!
1535
01:43:59,960 --> 01:44:01,394
I don't care if you have a few laughs,
even at my expense.
1536
01:44:01,480 --> 01:44:04,028
But don't you dare undermine
what I'm trying to do here.
1537
01:44:04,110 --> 01:44:05,363
Undermine?
1538
01:44:05,440 --> 01:44:07,511
This boy is at a fragile point right now.
1539
01:44:07,600 --> 01:44:10,433
I do understand. He is at a fragile point.
He's got problems.
1540
01:44:10,520 --> 01:44:14,070
What problems does he have?
That he's better off as a janitor, in jail?
1541
01:44:14,160 --> 01:44:17,391
Better hanging out with a bunch
of retarded gorillas?
1542
01:44:17,520 --> 01:44:21,434
Why do you think he does that?
You have any fuckin' clue why?
1543
01:44:21,520 --> 01:44:25,036
He can handle the problems. He can handle the work.
He obviously handled you.
1544
01:44:25,120 --> 01:44:27,555
Listen to me. Why is he hiding?
1545
01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:29,677
Why doesn't he trust anybody?
1546
01:44:29,760 --> 01:44:31,671
Because the first thing
that happened to him,
1547
01:44:31,760 --> 01:44:33,671
he was abandoned by the people
who were supposed to love him the most.
1548
01:44:33,760 --> 01:44:35,751
Don't give me that Freudian crap.
1549
01:44:35,840 --> 01:44:38,116
Why does he hang out with those retarded gorillas,
as you call them?
1550
01:44:38,200 --> 01:44:41,750
Because any one of them, if he asked them to,
would take a bat to your head.
1551
01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:44,719
- That's called loyalty.
- Yeah, that's very touching.
1552
01:44:44,840 --> 01:44:47,992
Who's he handling? He pushes people away
before they have a chance to leave him.
1553
01:44:48,080 --> 01:44:50,549
It's a defense mechanism all right?
1554
01:44:50,640 --> 01:44:53,473
For 20 years, he's been alone because of that.
1555
01:44:53,560 --> 01:44:56,234
If you push him right now,
it's gonna be the same thing all over again.
1556
01:44:56,320 --> 01:44:58,072
I'm not gonna let that happen to him.
1557
01:44:58,200 --> 01:45:00,237
- Don't you do that.
- What?
1558
01:45:00,320 --> 01:45:03,995
Don't infect him with the idea that it's okay
to quit, that it's okay to be a failure.
1559
01:45:04,080 --> 01:45:06,071
Because it's not okay, Sean!
1560
01:45:06,160 --> 01:45:09,949
And if you're angry at me for being successful,
for being what you could have been-
1561
01:45:10,040 --> 01:45:12,873
- I'm not angry at you.
- Oh, yes, you're angry at me.
1562
01:45:12,960 --> 01:45:16,954
You resent me, but I'm not gonna apologize
for any success I've had.
1563
01:45:17,080 --> 01:45:19,913
You're angry at me for doing
what you could have done!
1564
01:45:20,040 --> 01:45:22,031
But ask yourself Sean-
Ask yourself...
1565
01:45:22,120 --> 01:45:25,476
if you want Will to feel that way-
if you want him to feel like a failure?
1566
01:45:25,560 --> 01:45:27,676
You arrogant shit!
1567
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:32,118
That's why I don't come to the goddamn reunions,
'cause I can't stand that look in your eye.
1568
01:45:32,240 --> 01:45:35,358
- That condescending, embarrassed look.
- Oh, come on, Sean.
1569
01:45:35,440 --> 01:45:37,317
You think I'm a failure.
I know who I am.
1570
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:41,997
I'm proud of what I do.
It was a conscious choice. I didn't fuck up!
1571
01:45:42,080 --> 01:45:44,799
And you and your cronies
think I'm some sort of pity case.
1572
01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:48,430
You and your kiss-ass chorus following you around
going, "The Field's medal!"
1573
01:45:48,520 --> 01:45:51,911
Why are you still
so fuckin' afraid of failure?
1574
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:55,959
It's about my medal, isn't it? Oh, God, I could go home
and get it for you. You can have it.
1575
01:45:56,040 --> 01:45:59,158
Shove the medal up your fuckin' ass, all right?
1576
01:45:59,240 --> 01:46:01,151
'Cause I don't give a shit about your medal,
1577
01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:03,151
because I knew you before
you were a mathematical god,
1578
01:46:03,240 --> 01:46:06,870
when you were pimple-faced and homesick
and didn't know what side of the bed to piss on.
1579
01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:09,031
Yeah, you were smarter than me then,
and you're smarter than me now.
1580
01:46:09,120 --> 01:46:10,952
So don't blame me for
how your life turned out.
1581
01:46:11,040 --> 01:46:13,395
I don't blame you! It's not about you!
1582
01:46:13,480 --> 01:46:16,233
You mathematical dick!
It's about the boy!
1583
01:46:16,320 --> 01:46:21,394
He's a good kid! And I won't see you fuck him up
like you're tryin' to fuck up me right now.
1584
01:46:21,520 --> 01:46:23,875
I won't see you make him
feel like a failure too!
1585
01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:27,550
- He won't be a failure!
- But if you push him! If you ride him!
1586
01:46:27,640 --> 01:46:33,158
I am what I am today because I was pushed
and because I learned to push myself.
1587
01:46:33,280 --> 01:46:35,430
He's not you! You get that?
1588
01:46:37,560 --> 01:46:39,312
I can come back.
1589
01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:43,439
No, come in. Uh, I was just leaving.
1590
01:46:53,800 --> 01:46:57,714
A lot of that stuff goes back
a long way between me and him.
1591
01:46:57,800 --> 01:46:59,757
You know. Not about you.
1592
01:47:05,100 --> 01:47:06,475
What is that?
1593
01:47:06,560 --> 01:47:10,952
This is your file. I have to send it back
to the judge for evaluation.
1594
01:47:14,040 --> 01:47:16,069
Hey, you're not gonna fail me, are you?
1595
01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:22,070
What's it say?
1596
01:47:23,440 --> 01:47:26,159
- Wanna read it?
- Why?
1597
01:47:27,800 --> 01:47:30,918
Have you had any, uh, experience with that?
1598
01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:34,550
Twenty years of counseling.
Yeah, I've seen some pretty awful shit.
1599
01:47:34,640 --> 01:47:38,998
I mean, have you had any experience with that?
1600
01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:46,636
- Personally?
- Yeah.
1601
01:47:46,720 --> 01:47:48,552
Yeah, I have.
1602
01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:50,677
It sure ain't good.
1603
01:47:54,160 --> 01:47:56,151
My father was an alcoholic.
1604
01:47:56,280 --> 01:47:59,113
Mean fuckin' drunk.
1605
01:48:00,800 --> 01:48:03,758
He'd come home hammered,
lookin' to whale on somebody.
1606
01:48:03,840 --> 01:48:08,311
So I'd provoke him so he wouldn't go
after my mother and little brother.
1607
01:48:09,480 --> 01:48:12,598
Interesting nights were when he wore his rings.
1608
01:48:13,600 --> 01:48:17,070
He used to just put a wrench,
1609
01:48:17,160 --> 01:48:19,879
a stick and a belt on the table.
1610
01:48:20,000 --> 01:48:24,119
- Just say, "Choose."
- Well, I gotta go with the belt there.
1611
01:48:24,200 --> 01:48:26,032
I used to go with the wrench.
1612
01:48:26,120 --> 01:48:28,191
Why the wrench?
1613
01:48:28,280 --> 01:48:30,510
'Cause fuck him, that's why.
1614
01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:34,270
- Your foster father?
- Yeah.
1615
01:48:34,400 --> 01:48:38,314
So, uh, what is it, like,
Will has an attachment disorder?
1616
01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:40,596
Is it all that stuff?
1617
01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:42,671
Fear of abandonment?
1618
01:48:43,720 --> 01:48:46,599
Is that why I broke up with Skylar?
1619
01:48:46,720 --> 01:48:49,553
- I didn't know you had.
- Yeah, I did.
1620
01:48:50,240 --> 01:48:52,356
- You wanna talk about it?
- No.
1621
01:48:56,400 --> 01:49:02,237
Hey, Will, I don't know a lot.
1622
01:49:02,320 --> 01:49:05,756
You see this? All this shit?
1623
01:49:10,760 --> 01:49:12,831
It's not your fault.
1624
01:49:15,120 --> 01:49:17,316
Yeah, I know that.
1625
01:49:17,400 --> 01:49:20,313
Look at me, son.
1626
01:49:20,440 --> 01:49:23,910
- It's not your fault.
- I know.
1627
01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:27,436
No. It's not your fault.
1628
01:49:28,720 --> 01:49:30,631
I know.
1629
01:49:30,720 --> 01:49:33,712
No, no, you don't.
It's not your fault.
1630
01:49:36,320 --> 01:49:37,231
I know.
1631
01:49:37,360 --> 01:49:40,079
- It's not your fault.
- All right.
1632
01:49:40,160 --> 01:49:42,470
It's not your fault.
1633
01:49:44,480 --> 01:49:49,680
- It's not your fault.
- Don't fuck with me.
1634
01:49:49,760 --> 01:49:52,195
It's not your fault.
1635
01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:55,830
Don't fuck with me, all right?
Don't fuck with me, Sean, not you.
1636
01:49:55,920 --> 01:49:58,480
It's not your fault.
1637
01:50:06,400 --> 01:50:07,673
It's not your fault.
1638
01:50:14,000 --> 01:50:17,072
My God-
1639
01:50:17,160 --> 01:50:21,677
My God! I'm so sorry! My God.
1640
01:50:36,000 --> 01:50:38,116
Fuck them, okay?
1641
01:52:04,240 --> 01:52:08,359
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm Will Hunting. I'm here about a position.
1642
01:52:08,440 --> 01:52:10,795
Could you just have a seat for a moment?
1643
01:52:14,440 --> 01:52:17,751
Yes, there's a Mr. Hunting in the lobby.
1644
01:52:37,640 --> 01:52:39,870
Which one did you take?
1645
01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:44,875
I was over at McNeil.
It's one of the jobs the professor set me up with.
1646
01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:49,352
I haven't told him yet,
but I went down there and talked to my boss-
1647
01:52:49,440 --> 01:52:52,796
My new boss. He seemed like a good guy.
1648
01:52:52,920 --> 01:52:58,313
- Is that what you want?
- Yeah, you know, I think so.
1649
01:52:58,400 --> 01:53:01,392
Well, good for you. Congratulations.
1650
01:53:01,480 --> 01:53:03,437
Thanks.
1651
01:53:06,480 --> 01:53:08,437
Time's up.
1652
01:53:11,360 --> 01:53:14,637
So that's- So that's it?
So we're done?
1653
01:53:14,720 --> 01:53:17,473
Yeah, that's it.
1654
01:53:17,600 --> 01:53:20,479
You're done. You're a free man.
1655
01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:26,430
Well... I just want you to know, Sean, that-
1656
01:53:26,520 --> 01:53:28,511
You're welcome, Will.
1657
01:53:33,680 --> 01:53:36,593
So, you know, I hope we keep in touch, you know.
1658
01:53:36,680 --> 01:53:39,274
Yeah, me too.
1659
01:53:39,360 --> 01:53:41,829
I'll be travelin' around a bit.
It'll be a little hard, but, uh-
1660
01:53:41,960 --> 01:53:45,590
I've got an answering machine at the college
I'll be checking in with.
1661
01:53:45,680 --> 01:53:49,594
So, here's the number.
1662
01:53:49,680 --> 01:53:53,560
You call that.
I'll get back to you right away.
1663
01:53:53,680 --> 01:53:56,752
Yeah, you know, I figured I'm just gonna...
1664
01:53:56,840 --> 01:53:59,878
put my money back on the table
and see what kind of cards I get.
1665
01:54:02,680 --> 01:54:05,672
You do what's in your heart, son.
You'll be fine.
1666
01:54:10,120 --> 01:54:11,236
Thank you, Sean.
1667
01:54:12,320 --> 01:54:14,470
Thank you, Will.
1668
01:54:16,200 --> 01:54:19,477
Hey, does this violate the patient-doctor relationship?
1669
01:54:19,560 --> 01:54:21,597
Naw. Only if you grab my ass.
1670
01:54:25,480 --> 01:54:27,551
- Take care.
- You too.
1671
01:54:27,640 --> 01:54:29,677
Yeah.
1672
01:54:31,480 --> 01:54:33,391
Hey.
1673
01:54:33,480 --> 01:54:35,869
Good luck, son.
1674
01:54:47,080 --> 01:54:49,879
Two beers.
1675
01:54:52,600 --> 01:54:54,591
What's up? Did you guys go?
1676
01:54:54,680 --> 01:54:56,956
No. I had to talk him down.
1677
01:54:57,080 --> 01:55:00,789
- Why didn't you yoke him?
- Little Morgan's got a lot of scrap to him.
1678
01:55:00,880 --> 01:55:02,757
People try to whip his ass every week.
1679
01:55:02,880 --> 01:55:05,190
- Fuckin' kid won't back down.
- What are you sayin' about me?
1680
01:55:05,320 --> 01:55:08,756
Was I talkin' to you?
Then mind your fuckin' business.
1681
01:55:09,520 --> 01:55:12,117
- Go get me a beer.
- I ordered two beers!
1682
01:55:12,240 --> 01:55:14,311
- Hey, asshole.
- What, bitch?
1683
01:55:14,400 --> 01:55:18,109
- Happy birthday.
- Thought we forgot, huh, bitch?
1684
01:55:18,200 --> 01:55:20,840
- Come on!
- I'm goin'. I'm goin'.
1685
01:55:20,920 --> 01:55:22,797
All right. Who's first?
1686
01:55:22,880 --> 01:55:25,349
- Come on, motherfucker!
- Who's first?
1687
01:55:25,480 --> 01:55:27,278
Oh, Danny boy
1688
01:55:27,360 --> 01:55:29,271
Here's your present.
1689
01:55:31,080 --> 01:55:33,037
- Come on, bro.
- What?
1690
01:55:33,120 --> 01:55:37,398
Well, we knew you had to get back and forth
to Cambridge for your new job.
1691
01:55:37,480 --> 01:55:41,314
I knew I wasn't gonna fuckin' drive you
every day, so-
1692
01:55:41,440 --> 01:55:45,479
- Morgan wanted to get you a "T" pass.
- That's not what I was sayin'!
1693
01:55:45,560 --> 01:55:48,074
But, uh, you're 21 now.
1694
01:55:48,160 --> 01:55:51,630
You're legally allowed to drink,
so we figured the best thing for ya was a car.
1695
01:55:51,760 --> 01:55:54,229
- How do you like it?
- This is like-
1696
01:55:56,680 --> 01:56:00,560
It's the ugliest fuckin' car
I've ever seen in my life.
1697
01:56:00,720 --> 01:56:02,631
- Come on, brother.
- How'd you guys do this?
1698
01:56:02,720 --> 01:56:07,749
You know, me and Bill scraped together the parts,
1699
01:56:07,840 --> 01:56:09,877
and Morgan was out panhandlin'
for change every day.
1700
01:56:09,960 --> 01:56:11,871
I had the router to do all the bodywork.
1701
01:56:11,960 --> 01:56:13,871
Yeah, hell of a fuckin' job, too, brother.
1702
01:56:13,960 --> 01:56:16,395
Guy's been up my ass for two years about a job.
I had to let him help with the car.
1703
01:56:16,480 --> 01:56:18,471
So you finally got a job, huh, Morgan?
1704
01:56:18,600 --> 01:56:20,671
- Yeah, had one. Now I'm fucked again.
- So what is it?
1705
01:56:20,800 --> 01:56:23,599
- A lawn mower? What do ya got?
- It's a straight fuckin' six.
1706
01:56:23,680 --> 01:56:25,432
Me and Bill rebuilt this engine ourselves here.
1707
01:56:25,520 --> 01:56:29,639
It's a good car. The engine's good.
Engine's good.
1708
01:56:29,760 --> 01:56:33,071
- Happy 21, Will.
- Happy 21, brother.
1709
01:56:40,200 --> 01:56:42,077
Hi.
1710
01:56:43,560 --> 01:56:45,597
Come on in.
1711
01:56:47,720 --> 01:56:49,631
Sean, I-
1712
01:56:49,720 --> 01:56:51,791
Me too, Gerry.
1713
01:56:52,880 --> 01:56:55,190
Yeah. Good.
1714
01:56:56,320 --> 01:56:58,391
I heard you're takin' some time.
1715
01:56:58,480 --> 01:57:03,077
Yeah. Travel a little bit, maybe write.
1716
01:57:03,200 --> 01:57:05,157
So where are you going?
1717
01:57:05,240 --> 01:57:09,199
India and China and Baltimore.
1718
01:57:12,600 --> 01:57:14,591
You know when you'll be back?
1719
01:57:15,680 --> 01:57:18,036
I got this flyer the other day.
1720
01:57:18,120 --> 01:57:20,999
It says, uh, class of '72
is having a reunion in six months.
1721
01:57:21,080 --> 01:57:22,991
Yeah, I got one of those too.
1722
01:57:23,080 --> 01:57:24,957
Why don't you come?
I'll buy ya a drink.
1723
01:57:25,040 --> 01:57:27,919
The drinks at those things are free.
1724
01:57:29,080 --> 01:57:31,549
I know, Gerry. I was being ironical.
1725
01:57:37,960 --> 01:57:39,635
How about a drink right now?
1726
01:57:40,920 --> 01:57:42,831
Yeah. It's a good idea.
1727
01:57:42,920 --> 01:57:45,309
Come on. This one's on me.
1728
01:57:48,120 --> 01:57:49,475
I got the winner right here, pal.
1729
01:57:50,560 --> 01:57:53,837
Yes, sir, this is the one.
1730
01:57:53,960 --> 01:57:56,236
This is my ticket to paradise.
1731
01:57:56,320 --> 01:57:58,357
Do you know what the odds are
against winning the lottery?
1732
01:57:58,480 --> 01:58:01,472
- What? Four to one?
- About 30 million to one.
1733
01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:03,016
I still have a shot, you know?
1734
01:58:03,800 --> 01:58:09,671
Yes, just about as big chance as you being hit
by lightning here on the staircase right now.
1735
01:58:09,760 --> 01:58:12,957
It's a possibility too. I mean, 32 million.
If you look at the size-
1736
01:59:42,480 --> 01:59:44,835
Will!
1737
02:00:03,920 --> 02:00:05,877
Will?
1738
02:01:13,080 --> 02:01:14,957
He's not there.
1739
02:01:32,040 --> 02:01:35,999
I'll fake it through the day
1740
02:01:36,080 --> 02:01:39,311
Sean, if the professor calls about that job,
1741
02:01:39,400 --> 02:01:43,997
just tell him, sorry,
I had to go see about a girl.
1742
02:01:44,080 --> 02:01:45,991
Will.
1743
02:01:47,640 --> 02:01:50,951
Son of a bitch. He stole my line.
1744
02:01:53,960 --> 02:02:00,798
To take its toll and in having a lot
1745
02:02:00,880 --> 02:02:04,714
Of nothin' to do
1746
02:02:04,800 --> 02:02:08,111
Do you miss me
1747
02:02:08,200 --> 02:02:11,875
Miss Misery
1748
02:02:11,960 --> 02:02:15,715
Like you say you do
1749
02:02:17,600 --> 02:02:21,833
I know you'd rather see me gone
1750
02:02:21,920 --> 02:02:24,958
Than to see me
1751
02:02:25,040 --> 02:02:27,395
The way
1752
02:02:27,480 --> 02:02:30,518
That I am, when I am
1753
02:02:30,600 --> 02:02:34,070
In the life anyway
1754
02:02:34,200 --> 02:02:41,197
Next door TV's flashing blue
1755
02:02:41,280 --> 02:02:44,875
Frames on the wall
1756
02:02:45,000 --> 02:02:47,992
It's a comedy
1757
02:02:48,080 --> 02:02:50,640
Of errors, you see
1758
02:02:50,720 --> 02:02:55,715
It's about takin' a fall
1759
02:02:57,840 --> 02:03:00,912
To vanish into
1760
02:03:01,000 --> 02:03:04,152
Oblivion
1761
02:03:04,240 --> 02:03:07,995
It's easy to do
1762
02:03:08,080 --> 02:03:10,879
And I try to be
1763
02:03:10,960 --> 02:03:15,079
But you know me
I come back
1764
02:03:15,160 --> 02:03:19,472
When you want me to
1765
02:03:19,560 --> 02:03:23,030
Do you miss me
1766
02:03:23,120 --> 02:03:26,715
Miss Misery
1767
02:03:26,800 --> 02:03:32,113
Like you say you do
1768
02:03:45,640 --> 02:03:48,837
Gonna find my baby
Gonna hold her tight
1769
02:03:48,920 --> 02:03:52,550
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
1770
02:03:52,640 --> 02:03:55,553
My motto's always been
When it's right, it's right
1771
02:03:55,640 --> 02:03:59,190
Why wait until the middle
of a cold, dark night
1772
02:03:59,280 --> 02:04:05,720
When everything's a little clearer
in the light of day
1773
02:04:05,800 --> 02:04:12,240
And we know the night
is always gonna be here anyway
1774
02:04:12,320 --> 02:04:15,073
Thinkin' of you is workin' up an appetite
1775
02:04:15,160 --> 02:04:18,232
Lookin' forward to a little afternoon delight
1776
02:04:18,320 --> 02:04:21,517
Rubbin' sticks and stones together
make the sparks ignite
1777
02:04:21,640 --> 02:04:25,076
And the thought of rubbin' you
is gettin' so excitin'
1778
02:04:25,160 --> 02:04:28,278
Skyrockets in flight
1779
02:04:28,360 --> 02:04:31,318
Afternoon delight
1780
02:04:33,400 --> 02:04:37,394
Afternoon delight
1781
02:04:39,960 --> 02:04:43,999
Afternoon delight
1782
02:04:46,200 --> 02:04:49,079
Started out this mornin' feelin' so polite
1783
02:04:49,160 --> 02:04:53,040
I always thought a fish
could not he caught who didn't bite
1784
02:04:53,120 --> 02:04:56,112
But you got some bait a-waitin'
and I think I might
1785
02:04:56,200 --> 02:04:59,591
Like nibbin' a little afternoon delight
1786
02:04:59,720 --> 02:05:02,917
Skyrockets in flight
1787
02:05:03,000 --> 02:05:05,719
Afternoon delight
1788
02:05:08,040 --> 02:05:12,193
Afternoon delight
1789
02:05:24,640 --> 02:05:31,034
Be waitin' for me, baby
when I come around
1790
02:05:31,120 --> 02:05:37,514
We can make a lot of lovin'
'fore the sun gone down
1791
02:05:37,600 --> 02:05:40,479
Thinkin' of you is workin' up an appetite
1792
02:05:40,560 --> 02:05:43,871
Lookin' forward to a little afternoon delight
1793
02:05:43,960 --> 02:05:46,998
Rubbin' sticks and stones together
make the sparks ignite
1794
02:05:47,080 --> 02:05:50,710
And the thought of rubbin' you
is gettin' so excitin'
1795
02:05:50,800 --> 02:05:53,918
Skyrockets in flight
1796
02:05:54,000 --> 02:05:56,560
Afternoon delight
1797
02:05:58,920 --> 02:06:03,198
Afternoon delight
1798
02:06:05,600 --> 02:06:10,595
Aft
1799
02:06:10,680 --> 02:06:13,115
Afternoon delight
1800
02:06:15,560 --> 02:06:22,079
Aft
1801
02:06:22,160 --> 02:06:24,310
Afternoon delight155497
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