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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:16,579 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:22,287 --> 00:00:24,253 Leonard Moore. 3 00:00:24,255 --> 00:00:25,855 - Yeah. - Walk this way. 4 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:33,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 5 00:00:48,146 --> 00:00:49,281 Hi. 6 00:00:51,249 --> 00:00:53,250 Hi. 7 00:00:53,252 --> 00:00:56,385 I'm here for the, uh, the online management position. 8 00:00:56,387 --> 00:00:58,622 Okay. 9 00:00:58,624 --> 00:01:00,126 Yes. 10 00:01:02,995 --> 00:01:06,263 Cool, man. Uh, let's go. Alright? 11 00:01:06,265 --> 00:01:10,837 Um, how do you see music's impact on social media? 12 00:01:13,104 --> 00:01:15,240 Music's impact on social media. 13 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:19,108 Uh, well, wouldn't that be 14 00:01:19,110 --> 00:01:22,916 uh, social media's impact on... on music? 15 00:01:24,550 --> 00:01:26,485 It works both ways. 16 00:01:29,187 --> 00:01:31,056 Well, uh... 17 00:01:33,791 --> 00:01:36,628 When somebody shares a song on, uh, Facebook... 18 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:41,467 ...you know, that would change its, uh... 19 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:45,769 ...it would change its analytics. 20 00:01:45,771 --> 00:01:48,170 Like, if someone is... is... is sharing a song 21 00:01:48,172 --> 00:01:51,540 then the, uh, the users, or... or rather Facebook 22 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:55,846 would, um, be changing its format 23 00:01:55,848 --> 00:02:00,117 you know, to be, uh, more... more music oriented. 24 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:01,885 Mm, no. 25 00:02:03,321 --> 00:02:05,688 But that... that was a cool answer. 26 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:08,958 Cool. I like it. But, no. 27 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,631 Like, let's take for example the acronym YOLO. 28 00:02:15,267 --> 00:02:17,136 - YOLO? - YOLO. 29 00:02:19,003 --> 00:02:21,370 YOLO, you only live once. 30 00:02:21,372 --> 00:02:23,606 Hashtag YOLO from Drake's song. 31 00:02:23,608 --> 00:02:25,642 I mean, people were emailing YOLO 32 00:02:25,644 --> 00:02:26,942 signing off texts with it. 33 00:02:26,944 --> 00:02:30,112 Its proliferation on social media was so voracious 34 00:02:30,114 --> 00:02:33,016 that suddenly the meanin' flipped. 35 00:02:33,018 --> 00:02:36,118 Instead of representing cool people and cool events 36 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,456 it was suddenly hashtagged by stupid people, stupid events 37 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:40,589 and it was, like, oh, my God. 38 00:02:40,591 --> 00:02:43,493 Why are old people using YOLO? 39 00:02:43,495 --> 00:02:46,196 I did not mean that to be rude or offensive... 40 00:02:46,198 --> 00:02:47,763 - Oh, no, no, no. - In any way. 41 00:02:47,765 --> 00:02:49,933 I love everyone no matter what age they were born. 42 00:02:49,935 --> 00:02:51,167 We're all equal. 43 00:02:51,169 --> 00:02:53,202 And you can choose what gender you wanna be. 44 00:02:53,204 --> 00:02:56,273 So that's excitin'. 45 00:02:56,275 --> 00:02:59,176 Um, there are a lot of young people workin' here 46 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:01,878 so what is... 47 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:05,548 Like, you could bring something unique and cool to this. 48 00:03:05,550 --> 00:03:07,083 What is that? 49 00:03:07,085 --> 00:03:09,486 I bring a very deep knowledge and love of music. 50 00:03:09,488 --> 00:03:12,122 Ah, I love music too. 51 00:03:12,124 --> 00:03:14,857 They all love music, like, what is... 52 00:03:14,859 --> 00:03:17,226 I... I'm talking about, like, what unique thing 53 00:03:17,228 --> 00:03:19,164 do you bring to the table? 54 00:03:22,835 --> 00:03:24,170 Uh... 55 00:03:26,305 --> 00:03:28,404 Look, all I know is that when I was 11 years old 56 00:03:28,406 --> 00:03:30,540 I heard Led Zeppelin IV 57 00:03:30,542 --> 00:03:32,676 and it blew my mind. 58 00:03:32,678 --> 00:03:35,077 I never heard music like that before. 59 00:03:35,079 --> 00:03:37,947 I didn't even know music like that was possible. 60 00:03:37,949 --> 00:03:40,816 And so I caught the fever, and what I wanna do 61 00:03:40,818 --> 00:03:43,587 is pass that fever down to the next generation. 62 00:03:43,589 --> 00:03:48,225 Yeah. That is so true. 63 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:50,126 I love that, Leonard. I mean... 64 00:03:50,128 --> 00:03:52,229 Like, who, who is 65 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:54,167 who is the new Led Zeppelin? 66 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:57,801 - The new Led Zeppelin? - Yes. 67 00:03:57,803 --> 00:04:00,303 Like, what new artist are you digging right now? 68 00:04:00,305 --> 00:04:01,574 Like... 69 00:04:15,721 --> 00:04:17,586 DriverX? 70 00:04:17,588 --> 00:04:19,524 No, I got my own car. 71 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:35,541 - Am I alive? - Yes. 72 00:04:36,941 --> 00:04:38,374 Am I part of the animal kingdom? 73 00:04:38,376 --> 00:04:39,612 Yes. 74 00:04:41,013 --> 00:04:43,345 - Am I a pet? - No. 75 00:04:58,429 --> 00:05:00,797 Boys have it pretty lucky, don't they, dad? 76 00:05:00,799 --> 00:05:01,831 What do you mean, honey? 77 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:04,066 Because they don't have to be smart. 78 00:05:04,068 --> 00:05:07,039 They don't have to get jobs. They just have to get married. 79 00:05:09,241 --> 00:05:11,141 - Hi. - How was work? 80 00:05:11,143 --> 00:05:13,944 Oh, God. I am so over this job. 81 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:15,444 I mean, I'm glad I have one and everything 82 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:18,547 it's just my boss, oh, my God. 83 00:05:18,549 --> 00:05:20,449 Am I being a bitch if I can't stand up 84 00:05:20,451 --> 00:05:22,919 when someone asks for something 85 00:05:22,921 --> 00:05:25,792 that isn't supposed to be a question but a command? 86 00:05:27,426 --> 00:05:28,859 He's always like, "W... Would you, uh 87 00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:30,259 mind answering the phone, please?" 88 00:05:30,261 --> 00:05:31,460 Instead of just answer the phone. 89 00:05:31,462 --> 00:05:33,696 Have some balls and say what you want. 90 00:05:33,698 --> 00:05:34,833 Own it. 91 00:05:35,967 --> 00:05:38,835 - Right. - Am I being a bitch? 92 00:05:38,837 --> 00:05:40,470 No. No, of course not. 93 00:05:40,472 --> 00:05:41,804 "Star Wars!" 94 00:05:41,806 --> 00:05:44,708 - Oh, is that you? - Yes. 95 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:46,175 - Is that what you want? - Mm-hmm. 96 00:05:46,177 --> 00:05:47,544 - Are you my Jedi Knight? - Yes! 97 00:05:47,546 --> 00:05:49,916 Oh, you are. I thought so. 98 00:05:53,184 --> 00:05:54,650 How did the Pop Fizz interview go? 99 00:05:54,652 --> 00:05:56,319 Hard to say. 100 00:05:56,321 --> 00:05:58,254 You know, good, I think. 101 00:05:58,256 --> 00:06:00,122 I'm twice as old as everybody there. 102 00:06:00,124 --> 00:06:01,557 I really don't know if I'd be a good fit. 103 00:06:01,559 --> 00:06:03,259 You know what though, they... they need people like you. 104 00:06:03,261 --> 00:06:04,960 They need someone who's been around the block. 105 00:06:04,962 --> 00:06:07,429 Yeah, tell them that. 106 00:06:07,431 --> 00:06:08,598 Do you think you have a chance? 107 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,833 - Mom. - A chance? Yeah, yeah, sure. 108 00:06:10,835 --> 00:06:13,102 - Okay. - Mom, I made this for you. 109 00:06:13,104 --> 00:06:17,139 You did? Oh, it smells divine. 110 00:06:17,141 --> 00:06:20,112 Thank you so much, sweetheart. 111 00:06:23,482 --> 00:06:25,514 Okay, I want you to eat 3 more beans and you guys can go. 112 00:06:25,516 --> 00:06:27,117 - I don't like them. - Oh, come on. 113 00:06:27,119 --> 00:06:28,718 Eat a couple of pieces and we'll get outta here. 114 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,153 Okay. 115 00:06:30,155 --> 00:06:34,290 So I'm starting a juice cleanse on Monday. 116 00:06:34,292 --> 00:06:36,059 But 2 days before 117 00:06:36,061 --> 00:06:38,561 I'm gonna eat nothing except raw foods. 118 00:06:38,563 --> 00:06:41,564 Just salads, vegetables. 119 00:06:41,566 --> 00:06:44,266 - Forty-eight hours. - Mm-hmm. 120 00:06:44,268 --> 00:06:46,869 Six meals, eight snacks. 121 00:06:46,871 --> 00:06:49,838 Mm-hmm, you should do it. 122 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:52,141 Yeah. I can't keep eating like this. 123 00:06:54,345 --> 00:06:56,211 - Okay. That's good. - There you go. 124 00:06:56,213 --> 00:06:57,646 Five minutes, then it's bath time. 125 00:06:57,648 --> 00:06:59,915 - Okay. - Five. 126 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:04,923 I need to talk to you. 127 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:08,357 About what? 128 00:07:08,359 --> 00:07:10,893 - We're out of money. - What do you mean? 129 00:07:10,895 --> 00:07:13,965 Property tax is due and... 130 00:07:15,566 --> 00:07:17,537 ...I don't know how I'm gonna pay for it. 131 00:07:20,272 --> 00:07:21,670 We'll take it out of the savings. 132 00:07:21,672 --> 00:07:22,941 What savings? 133 00:07:24,575 --> 00:07:25,842 Well, I thought with Emma going to kindergarten... 134 00:07:25,844 --> 00:07:27,276 We're not paying for Pre-K anymore 135 00:07:27,278 --> 00:07:29,045 but if nothing is coming in on your part 136 00:07:29,047 --> 00:07:30,713 it's just, we're... 137 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:37,754 Get a job. Any job. 138 00:07:37,756 --> 00:07:39,588 You know I can't work at Starbucks. 139 00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:42,694 - It would be the death of me. - I'm not asking you to do that. 140 00:07:46,832 --> 00:07:48,965 How much is it? 141 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:51,237 Well, it comes to about 10,000. 142 00:07:54,338 --> 00:07:55,437 - We could sell the house. - No, no. 143 00:07:55,439 --> 00:07:57,342 - We're not selling the house. - Okay. 144 00:07:59,143 --> 00:08:01,910 Look, I'm almost done digitizing the CD 145 00:08:01,912 --> 00:08:04,347 and record collection from the store. The primo stuff. 146 00:08:04,349 --> 00:08:05,782 I'm sure I can get around that much. 147 00:08:05,784 --> 00:08:06,982 You sure? 148 00:08:06,984 --> 00:08:09,485 Honey, the collection is worth at least 15. 149 00:08:09,487 --> 00:08:11,453 I... I'm talking everything. You know, the posters 150 00:08:11,455 --> 00:08:13,523 the LPs, the CDs, all the best stuff. 151 00:08:13,525 --> 00:08:15,124 Whatever. Uh, money's due in 3 weeks. 152 00:08:15,126 --> 00:08:17,295 Okay. I got it. 153 00:08:18,797 --> 00:08:19,795 Okay. 154 00:08:19,797 --> 00:08:21,196 In the meantime 155 00:08:21,198 --> 00:08:23,365 let's get rid of Jose. 156 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:25,934 - You're gonna cut the grass? - Yeah. 157 00:08:25,936 --> 00:08:28,638 What, my old man used to do it. 158 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,639 No, no, no. I... I'm sorry. 159 00:08:30,641 --> 00:08:33,275 When did we become the kind of people who needed a gardener 160 00:08:33,277 --> 00:08:35,411 or... or... or a pool man, for that matter? 161 00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:39,448 Oh-oh. So you're gonna get rid of Rob, too. 162 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:41,351 Middle class people like you and me 163 00:08:41,353 --> 00:08:42,886 used to do all of this sort of stuff. 164 00:08:42,888 --> 00:08:45,155 Well, so, just so I'm clear though 165 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:48,357 so... so you're, you're gonna cut the grass 166 00:08:48,359 --> 00:08:50,226 and clean the pool? 167 00:08:50,228 --> 00:08:51,761 - Yeah. - Mm. 168 00:08:51,763 --> 00:08:53,929 Anything that I don't know how to do, I'll google it. 169 00:08:53,931 --> 00:08:55,901 That's how I fixed the dishwasher last month. 170 00:09:40,311 --> 00:09:41,446 Fuck. 171 00:09:51,856 --> 00:09:55,224 We're going through some tough financial times and... 172 00:10:27,425 --> 00:10:30,260 Hello. How was school, ladies? 173 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:31,660 - Good. - Good. 174 00:10:31,662 --> 00:10:33,729 Tell me what did you learn today? 175 00:10:33,731 --> 00:10:37,132 Did you know that blind people can still see by using echoes? 176 00:10:37,134 --> 00:10:38,300 - Echoes? - Yes. 177 00:10:38,302 --> 00:10:39,868 They click their tongues like this. 178 00:10:41,406 --> 00:10:42,805 Oh. 179 00:10:42,807 --> 00:10:44,841 Hey, so what did you learn, Emma? 180 00:10:44,843 --> 00:10:47,609 I learned about animals. 181 00:10:47,611 --> 00:10:49,212 What'd you learn about animals? 182 00:10:49,214 --> 00:10:51,981 We have to save the tigers. 183 00:10:51,983 --> 00:10:53,415 The tigers? 184 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:55,785 Yeah. They're almost all dead. 185 00:10:55,787 --> 00:10:56,888 Oh. 186 00:11:03,094 --> 00:11:04,129 Hey. 187 00:11:05,363 --> 00:11:07,697 So, what's the tally? 188 00:11:07,699 --> 00:11:09,902 I'll give you 800 for this. 189 00:11:13,738 --> 00:11:15,007 What? 190 00:11:16,474 --> 00:11:18,440 W... what are you talking about? What about all this? 191 00:11:18,442 --> 00:11:20,742 That's worthless. 192 00:11:20,744 --> 00:11:23,112 I mean, I can move it on to places like VA Hospitals 193 00:11:23,114 --> 00:11:25,147 and retirement homes. 194 00:11:25,149 --> 00:11:27,717 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 195 00:11:27,719 --> 00:11:30,719 Um, what about this? 196 00:11:30,721 --> 00:11:33,122 I know, that Eyeless In Gaza CD 197 00:11:33,124 --> 00:11:35,123 is an import in pristine condition. 198 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,793 - Yes. - Magnificent music. 199 00:11:36,795 --> 00:11:38,664 - Exactly. - Nobody cares. 200 00:11:40,798 --> 00:11:42,265 You're wrong. 201 00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:44,601 Dude, these are coasters. 202 00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:46,368 Okay, you don't seem to understand. 203 00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:47,871 See, I want to move this music along. 204 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,975 You know, I wanted somebody else to be able to discover it. 205 00:12:01,319 --> 00:12:03,352 Look. 206 00:12:03,354 --> 00:12:05,655 Your girls are really cute and they're well behaved. 207 00:12:05,657 --> 00:12:07,593 I'll give you 850. 208 00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:22,438 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 209 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,607 Come on, girls, sit down. It's dinnertime. 210 00:12:25,609 --> 00:12:27,843 - Hey. - Hey. 211 00:12:27,845 --> 00:12:29,782 - How'd it go? - Well... 212 00:12:31,682 --> 00:12:35,351 Turns out young people aren't buying CDs and records anymore. 213 00:12:35,353 --> 00:12:37,523 It's a lesson I've had to learn the hard way twice now. 214 00:12:40,992 --> 00:12:42,125 - Mommy. - I'll fix this. 215 00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:44,626 Look at you ladies. 216 00:12:44,628 --> 00:12:47,597 - Hello. How was your day? - Hi. Good. 217 00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:50,599 - You guys have a good time? - Uh-huh, we did. 218 00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:28,070 - What the fuck is this? - Huh? 219 00:13:28,072 --> 00:13:30,074 - What happened to Jose? - Oh, well... 220 00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:33,843 We let him go for a few months. 221 00:13:33,845 --> 00:13:35,781 Well, so he's still cutting our grass, right? 222 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:37,947 Yeah. 223 00:13:37,949 --> 00:13:39,515 I mean, I'm... I'm... I'm assuming so. 224 00:13:39,517 --> 00:13:41,383 We didn't say anything about yours. 225 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:44,319 Oh. Alright. Okay. 226 00:13:44,321 --> 00:13:46,189 It's good exercise, actually. 227 00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:48,690 - What? - Cutting the grass. 228 00:13:48,692 --> 00:13:51,461 Alright. Okay, man. 229 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:54,063 - I'll catch you later. - Alright, see you, Harry. 230 00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:00,773 Huh. 231 00:14:17,287 --> 00:14:18,257 Thanks. 232 00:14:19,257 --> 00:14:21,223 Welcome to DriverX. 233 00:14:21,225 --> 00:14:23,458 Drivers are our most important members 234 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:26,628 and at DriverX, we truly value a good X. 235 00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:29,498 When you DriverX, you're able to go online 236 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,434 whenever you want and find people 237 00:14:31,436 --> 00:14:34,069 who need rides anywhere in your city. 238 00:14:34,071 --> 00:14:37,240 You will swipe a button that says Go Online. 239 00:14:37,242 --> 00:14:40,609 Once you're online, you start to receive trip requests. 240 00:14:40,611 --> 00:14:44,514 When a rider requests a trip, the Xer closest to that rider 241 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:47,049 automatically receives the request. 242 00:14:47,051 --> 00:14:48,918 Your Xs will throb blue 243 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,753 bathing your vehicle in a pleasant light. 244 00:14:51,755 --> 00:14:53,691 Swipe the tab to accept. 245 00:14:58,263 --> 00:15:01,030 - Wow. - What the hell is this? 246 00:15:01,032 --> 00:15:04,099 DriverX. I'm employed. 247 00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:06,702 DriverX, the taxi? 248 00:15:06,704 --> 00:15:08,907 It's a little different. You use your own car. 249 00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:13,208 Wh... when did you even interview? 250 00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:15,277 I didn't. I just applied online. 251 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:17,479 Never even met a human being. 252 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,615 Nothing but an online background check. 253 00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:21,687 That's creepy. 254 00:15:24,321 --> 00:15:26,258 Well, how much money can you make? 255 00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,460 I don't know. 256 00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:53,478 Come on. 257 00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:24,906 It was so weird. 258 00:17:24,908 --> 00:17:26,309 There were gates 259 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:29,611 and there was, like, a lot of Jewish stuff in the house. 260 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,713 - And I was, like... - Hi. 261 00:17:31,715 --> 00:17:35,283 ...place to have a, you know. 262 00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:36,654 I mean... 263 00:17:37,955 --> 00:17:40,755 Hold on. What took you so long? 264 00:17:40,757 --> 00:17:42,992 You were right next to me when I requested. 265 00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:44,926 I'm sorry, I... I missed the turn 266 00:17:44,928 --> 00:17:47,062 and then I had to double back all the way around 267 00:17:47,064 --> 00:17:49,000 to come back in here. 268 00:17:51,135 --> 00:17:52,335 No. 269 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,837 No, the... the fiancee girl was cute 270 00:17:54,839 --> 00:17:57,005 the husband was not. 271 00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:59,642 She was, like, you and I can 272 00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:05,681 but, like, only if you and my fiancee first. 273 00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:08,453 And I was, like, "I don't know." 274 00:18:09,553 --> 00:18:10,988 He was short. 275 00:18:12,389 --> 00:18:13,725 Where to? 276 00:18:16,694 --> 00:18:19,865 Hi, guy. I already input the address. 277 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,534 Oh. 278 00:18:26,737 --> 00:18:29,173 Oh, oh, I... Okay, I see. 279 00:18:30,308 --> 00:18:31,874 Okay. 280 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,045 Okay. 281 00:18:34,478 --> 00:18:37,546 Anyway, I took like all these weird selfies 282 00:18:37,548 --> 00:18:39,348 in their bathroom. 283 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:41,684 Yeah, I, like, got up on the counter 284 00:18:41,686 --> 00:18:43,819 and, like, yeah. 285 00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:45,687 I'll totally send you some. 286 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,359 Okay. Bye. 287 00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:54,833 You're supposed to ask me my name before you start the drive. 288 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:58,466 Excuse me? 289 00:18:58,468 --> 00:19:01,404 To verify I'm the correct person. 290 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:03,709 A lot of people get ripped off, you know? 291 00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:09,214 - What's your name? - It's a little late now. 292 00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:13,281 And you're not supposed to be driving with your phone 293 00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:15,219 in your hand. That's illegal. 294 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,953 Is this your stop up here on the left? 295 00:19:18,955 --> 00:19:20,359 Yes. 296 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,493 Uh, you know, you just crossed two double lines. 297 00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:27,663 Can I, uh, drop you right here? 298 00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:30,068 Yes, this is fine. Stop. 299 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:41,245 Are you gonna stop the ride? 300 00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:13,908 - Hello. - Hello. 301 00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:16,412 - Uh, name, please? - Name? 302 00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:18,313 Uh, yeah. I need your name to match... 303 00:20:18,315 --> 00:20:20,351 You just picked me up at my house. 304 00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:25,020 Right. Right. Sorry about that. 305 00:20:25,022 --> 00:20:26,187 Uh, you know, it's been awhile since I've been 306 00:20:26,189 --> 00:20:27,223 this high up in the hills. 307 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,290 Would you mind, please 308 00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:30,227 guiding me down a bit? 309 00:20:32,629 --> 00:20:34,463 Make a right, uh, up ahead. 310 00:20:34,465 --> 00:20:36,400 Stay right at the fork up ahead. 311 00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:39,467 How long you been driving? 312 00:20:39,469 --> 00:20:42,137 Actually, it's my first night. 313 00:20:42,139 --> 00:20:44,272 So what else do you do? 314 00:20:44,274 --> 00:20:46,274 Uh, did, actually. 315 00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:47,909 I owned a record store over on Woodman 316 00:20:47,911 --> 00:20:49,412 for the past quarter century. 317 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,347 It was called The Last Record Store. 318 00:20:51,349 --> 00:20:53,816 Prophetic. 319 00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:56,588 Actually, it was a reference to a Little Feat album. 320 00:20:58,321 --> 00:21:00,425 Can you make a living doing this? 321 00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:03,792 I have no idea. 322 00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:05,828 I mean, this is only temporary, you know. 323 00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:07,762 I had a, uh, interview 324 00:21:07,764 --> 00:21:10,566 in a management position, uh, at Pop Fizz. 325 00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:11,767 I... I think it went pretty well. 326 00:21:11,769 --> 00:21:13,003 Oh. 327 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,941 What if you don't get it? 328 00:21:18,943 --> 00:21:20,878 - Oh, the... the job? - Uh-huh. 329 00:21:23,747 --> 00:21:26,348 Uh, I don't know. 330 00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:28,983 I haven't really thought about it. 331 00:21:28,985 --> 00:21:30,519 Good luck. 332 00:21:30,521 --> 00:21:32,488 Make a right at Sunset Boulevard. 333 00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:34,056 Uh-huh. 334 00:21:34,058 --> 00:21:36,361 And I hope you know where Sunset Boulevard is. 335 00:21:49,005 --> 00:21:50,438 Hey. 336 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,973 Can you get me back to Van Nuys? 337 00:21:51,975 --> 00:21:54,542 Uh, Woodman and Burbank. 338 00:21:54,544 --> 00:21:56,180 That I can do. 339 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:01,082 How you doing tonight, Leonard? 340 00:22:01,084 --> 00:22:03,886 Uh, good, Julio. 341 00:22:03,888 --> 00:22:05,119 How you doin' tonight? 342 00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:07,490 I'm good. Thank you for asking. 343 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,961 I've not taken a sip of alcohol in 40 days. 344 00:22:11,561 --> 00:22:13,028 - Huh? - Okay. 345 00:22:13,030 --> 00:22:14,965 - It's a good night. - Alright. 346 00:22:23,307 --> 00:22:25,574 How long you been married? 347 00:22:25,576 --> 00:22:27,643 - Fifteen years. - Whoa. 348 00:22:27,645 --> 00:22:29,648 Shit, that's a long time. You got me beat. 349 00:22:30,915 --> 00:22:32,850 You hate your wife yet? 350 00:22:37,821 --> 00:22:38,924 Sometimes. 351 00:22:40,891 --> 00:22:42,691 I hate mine. 352 00:22:42,693 --> 00:22:44,460 But we've got a beautiful little boy 353 00:22:44,462 --> 00:22:45,994 and he keeps me in the marriage 354 00:22:45,996 --> 00:22:49,397 or he keeps her in the marriage. I... 355 00:22:49,399 --> 00:22:51,032 So, what, am I supposed to wish my wife dies 356 00:22:51,034 --> 00:22:52,166 so I could get out of the marriage? 357 00:22:52,168 --> 00:22:54,235 I don't wanna be that guy, so... 358 00:22:54,237 --> 00:22:56,171 What are you gonna do? 359 00:22:56,173 --> 00:22:59,241 - You have kids? - I got... I got two girls. 360 00:22:59,243 --> 00:23:00,376 So you know what I'm talkin' about. 361 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:01,743 - Yeah, yeah, I do. - Yeah? 362 00:23:01,745 --> 00:23:03,611 That's what saves the marriage. 363 00:23:03,613 --> 00:23:05,583 That and Chinese massages. 364 00:23:07,685 --> 00:23:10,618 I go to this place. It's called Happy Foot. 365 00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:13,155 There's, like, 12,000 of them in the valley. 366 00:23:13,157 --> 00:23:16,125 Check it out next time you're there. You'll notice them. 367 00:23:16,127 --> 00:23:18,930 It's clean, professional. No fluids exchanged. 368 00:23:20,497 --> 00:23:22,630 Monogamy doesn't work. 369 00:23:22,632 --> 00:23:25,099 It's unnatural. 370 00:23:25,101 --> 00:23:27,104 When everything is said and done... 371 00:23:29,005 --> 00:23:30,941 ...all you have is Happy Foot. 372 00:23:32,676 --> 00:23:34,612 And Happy Foot is okay. 373 00:23:41,118 --> 00:23:43,722 I'm not going far. I'll show you. 374 00:23:44,821 --> 00:23:46,090 Okay. 375 00:23:50,194 --> 00:23:52,129 Make a left at the light. 376 00:23:57,901 --> 00:23:59,837 How are you tonight? 377 00:24:05,141 --> 00:24:07,411 Um, I'm good. Thank you. 378 00:24:12,449 --> 00:24:14,686 Uh, how are you? How are you doing tonight? 379 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,523 I just broke up with my boyfriend. 380 00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:23,061 Oh, bummer. 381 00:24:41,411 --> 00:24:43,447 Oh, yeah, it's a right turn here. 382 00:24:48,452 --> 00:24:50,622 And, uh, I'm at the end of the street. 383 00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,457 Perfect. 384 00:25:00,231 --> 00:25:02,630 Thank you so much. 385 00:25:02,632 --> 00:25:04,568 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 386 00:25:16,981 --> 00:25:19,651 I'm drunk. 387 00:25:24,421 --> 00:25:28,223 I have been drinking, like, a lot. 388 00:25:28,225 --> 00:25:29,526 Oh. 389 00:25:31,762 --> 00:25:33,130 Yes. 390 00:25:48,545 --> 00:25:49,912 Okay. 391 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,789 Mm. Mm. 392 00:26:32,022 --> 00:26:33,390 Don't. 393 00:27:19,102 --> 00:27:21,537 - Have you seen my keys? - In the green bowl. 394 00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:23,575 Kids? Breakfast. Pancakes. 395 00:27:27,878 --> 00:27:30,044 - Huh? - No. 396 00:27:30,046 --> 00:27:32,213 I'm scaling back on all that. 397 00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:34,218 Detoxing. Remember? 398 00:27:40,523 --> 00:27:42,624 What time did you get home last night? 399 00:27:42,626 --> 00:27:44,829 Uh, 1:30. 400 00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:52,403 - How did it go? - It was alright. 401 00:27:54,504 --> 00:27:56,640 I'm a little tired, but it was okay. 402 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,482 Any weirdos or... 403 00:28:06,015 --> 00:28:07,317 No. 404 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:11,923 Well, did you talk to anyone? 405 00:28:13,456 --> 00:28:15,426 Well, you sorta have to. I... 406 00:28:17,127 --> 00:28:19,194 Yes, I mean, it was... it was a little weird 407 00:28:19,196 --> 00:28:21,163 having strangers in the car at first. 408 00:28:21,165 --> 00:28:23,635 But, I, uh, I think I'm over it now. 409 00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:32,876 How much money did you make? 410 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,950 Thirty-seven, a... and some change. 411 00:28:43,186 --> 00:28:45,189 It was my first night. 412 00:28:47,224 --> 00:28:49,156 Well, it's Friday night tonight. 413 00:28:49,158 --> 00:28:51,094 Right? That should be better. 414 00:29:52,156 --> 00:29:54,225 You been doing DriverX long? 415 00:29:55,591 --> 00:29:58,126 - Uh, about a week. - Oh. 416 00:29:58,128 --> 00:30:00,896 - Maybe that's what it is, man. - Mm-hmm. 417 00:30:00,898 --> 00:30:02,431 W... what is? 418 00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:05,634 Why your DriverX rating is so low? 419 00:30:05,636 --> 00:30:08,169 I mean, you seem like a nice guy. 420 00:30:08,171 --> 00:30:10,371 My... my DriverX rating is low? 421 00:30:10,373 --> 00:30:13,140 Yeah, it's so low that we almost solicited a driver 422 00:30:13,142 --> 00:30:15,109 from further away. 423 00:30:15,111 --> 00:30:18,813 Wait, you mean, you mean a 2.45 out of 3X's isn't good? 424 00:30:18,815 --> 00:30:20,514 Nah, you want like a 2.8 or higher. 425 00:30:20,516 --> 00:30:23,484 - No less than a 2.7. - 2.7, yeah. Definitely not. 426 00:30:23,486 --> 00:30:25,386 - Wow. I didn't know that. - Mm-hmm. 427 00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,856 Yeah, you know, you should get some waters too. 428 00:30:27,858 --> 00:30:29,857 People get drunk. You know, they go out. 429 00:30:29,859 --> 00:30:32,059 - They get dehydrated. - They're dehydrated. Yeah. 430 00:30:32,061 --> 00:30:34,261 And, uh, gum or Altoids. 431 00:30:34,263 --> 00:30:36,330 - Really? - Yeah, everybody does it. 432 00:30:36,332 --> 00:30:39,100 - And get a phone charger. - Auxiliary cable. 433 00:30:39,102 --> 00:30:41,869 Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah. Drunk people love to listen to their music. 434 00:30:41,871 --> 00:30:44,473 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And dress nice, man. 435 00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:45,941 Nice, casual. 436 00:30:45,943 --> 00:30:47,876 Yeah, I didn't mean not just nice, nice. 437 00:30:47,878 --> 00:30:50,080 Don't overdo it though. Just cool, you know. 438 00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:53,718 That should cover it, right? 439 00:30:56,253 --> 00:30:58,220 - Geez, thanks, guys. - Yeah. 440 00:31:24,648 --> 00:31:26,114 Wait a second. 441 00:31:26,116 --> 00:31:28,082 That's it. I got it. 442 00:31:28,084 --> 00:31:30,117 You had that record store on Woodman. 443 00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:32,521 That, uh, what was it called? 444 00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:34,556 - The Last Record Store. - The Last Record Store! 445 00:31:34,558 --> 00:31:36,060 - That's right. - Yeah. 446 00:31:37,427 --> 00:31:40,061 Man, I spent years of my life in that place. 447 00:31:40,063 --> 00:31:41,829 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 448 00:31:41,831 --> 00:31:44,465 Sorry that that business went the way it did. 449 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:47,335 I hung on way too long. 450 00:31:47,337 --> 00:31:50,638 God, uh, y... you had everything. 451 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,076 I... I discovered the Pixies in that 4AD section. 452 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,676 - Back right corner. - That's right. 453 00:31:55,678 --> 00:31:57,748 - Yeah. - Absolutely. 454 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,015 You used to do this thing 455 00:32:01,017 --> 00:32:03,217 a... a... and I think you did it with a lot of people 456 00:32:03,219 --> 00:32:04,453 but it was brilliant. 457 00:32:04,455 --> 00:32:06,687 You would, you would give me 458 00:32:06,689 --> 00:32:10,024 an LP or a CD and try it out for free. 459 00:32:10,026 --> 00:32:12,226 And I only had to pay for it if I actually liked it. 460 00:32:12,228 --> 00:32:15,230 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 461 00:32:15,232 --> 00:32:17,435 I think I paid for every single one. 462 00:32:19,168 --> 00:32:22,136 Oh, you, you had a gift. 463 00:32:22,138 --> 00:32:24,942 You had this uncanny ability to match-make with music. 464 00:32:26,776 --> 00:32:29,046 - Thanks, man. - It was a great store. 465 00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:32,649 Yeah, it was. 466 00:32:36,619 --> 00:32:39,320 I always hoped that that store was gonna be my legacy 467 00:32:39,322 --> 00:32:42,089 for my daughters, you know. 468 00:32:42,091 --> 00:32:44,594 They'd be able to wander up and down the aisles and... 469 00:32:46,396 --> 00:32:48,331 ...pick stuff up and say, "What's this?" 470 00:32:49,699 --> 00:32:51,436 Discover new music. 471 00:32:53,236 --> 00:32:55,038 But now, you know... 472 00:32:56,005 --> 00:32:57,941 ...CDs, records, all that... 473 00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:01,446 ...it's not gonna be around when they grow up. 474 00:33:03,946 --> 00:33:06,815 I sold my collection for pennies on the dollar. 475 00:33:06,817 --> 00:33:08,753 My entire library is now... 476 00:33:09,953 --> 00:33:11,355 ...in a computer. 477 00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:31,138 Miranda? 478 00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:32,275 Good girl. 479 00:33:37,781 --> 00:33:39,517 Up, up, up. Come on. 480 00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:01,669 Your girls are throwing sand. 481 00:34:01,671 --> 00:34:03,070 Hey, stop that! Stop that! 482 00:34:03,072 --> 00:34:05,240 Did you throw sand at that woman's kid? Hey. 483 00:34:05,242 --> 00:34:07,145 Hey. Girls? 484 00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:10,612 Nice. 485 00:34:10,614 --> 00:34:13,348 Ah, I know, I know. 486 00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:29,063 - What's up? - Oh, hey, Harry. 487 00:34:29,065 --> 00:34:30,301 Hey. 488 00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:39,509 - You fire Rob too? - Yeah. 489 00:34:44,413 --> 00:34:46,350 My old man used to do all this. 490 00:34:47,451 --> 00:34:50,150 Yeah, that was in 1975. 491 00:34:50,152 --> 00:34:53,357 Well, what the hell difference does that make? 492 00:34:55,491 --> 00:34:57,294 He was a man. 493 00:34:58,761 --> 00:35:01,228 I thought you two had a rough time. 494 00:35:01,230 --> 00:35:03,167 Yeah, we did and we didn't. 495 00:35:04,634 --> 00:35:06,571 It was the fucking '70s. 496 00:35:12,942 --> 00:35:16,210 You know, Leonard, if, if you need something 497 00:35:16,212 --> 00:35:19,313 money, you could take your time paying back. 498 00:35:19,315 --> 00:35:20,750 Harry, we're okay. 499 00:35:25,621 --> 00:35:27,558 You know, sometimes a wakeup call's a good thing. 500 00:35:29,525 --> 00:35:32,126 But thank you, man. 501 00:35:32,128 --> 00:35:33,764 - What... - I appreciate it. 502 00:35:35,098 --> 00:35:37,268 You sure? I mean, I'm serious. It's... 503 00:35:39,402 --> 00:35:41,973 I know. I'm positive. We're okay. 504 00:36:16,272 --> 00:36:18,441 Come on. I'm gonna go take a shower. 505 00:36:19,476 --> 00:36:21,212 You wanna come? 506 00:36:23,212 --> 00:36:25,749 Uh, why don't you go get clean and I'll meet you in bed. 507 00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:28,451 No shower? 508 00:36:30,252 --> 00:36:32,455 You know, that's not the sexy spot for me. 509 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,099 Actually, though, I did try and get laid last night. 510 00:37:19,101 --> 00:37:22,302 - Oh, my crimson river. - Eww. No. 511 00:37:22,304 --> 00:37:24,072 No, he was actually a gentleman about it. 512 00:37:24,074 --> 00:37:26,708 He said, literally said, word-for-word. 513 00:37:26,710 --> 00:37:29,210 - Okay. - "Aren't we both adults here?" 514 00:37:29,212 --> 00:37:30,779 - Can't we just... - That's great. That's great. 515 00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:33,280 And then I was, like, "You don't mind if I bleed?" 516 00:37:33,282 --> 00:37:36,016 And he said, "That's what the towels were for." 517 00:37:36,018 --> 00:37:37,786 Okay, so what happened? 518 00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:40,755 Well, I mean, the lubrication. Oh, on point. 519 00:37:40,757 --> 00:37:42,556 - That much was golden. - Okay. 520 00:37:42,558 --> 00:37:45,759 But, however, I was... 521 00:37:45,761 --> 00:37:48,730 You know, I was crampy. So I was like super cloggy. 522 00:37:48,732 --> 00:37:50,831 Oh, god. Gross. 523 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,567 Just vibe that shit out. 524 00:37:52,569 --> 00:37:54,501 Why are we even having this conversation? 525 00:37:54,503 --> 00:37:56,371 Because mine's broken. 526 00:37:56,373 --> 00:37:58,907 Why don't you go to the store? 527 00:37:58,909 --> 00:38:01,278 I will. I'm just a lazy bitch. 528 00:38:02,878 --> 00:38:04,179 - Sir? - Hmm? 529 00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:06,947 Uh, do you mind if I, if I roll a blunt back here? 530 00:38:06,949 --> 00:38:08,886 Not to smoke, just prep. 531 00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:13,487 - Uh, sure. - Oh, you're a sweetheart. 532 00:38:13,489 --> 00:38:14,721 How do I look? 533 00:38:14,723 --> 00:38:17,625 Oh, my God. You look, you look super-hot. 534 00:38:17,627 --> 00:38:20,527 - Like hip hop hot, you know. - That comfy slutty. 535 00:38:20,529 --> 00:38:22,529 Comfy slutty. That is exactly what this is. 536 00:38:22,531 --> 00:38:24,032 Like, this is such a slutty dress 537 00:38:24,034 --> 00:38:25,500 but, like, I'm really comfortable in it. 538 00:38:25,502 --> 00:38:26,601 You know what I mean, and then I'm like 539 00:38:26,603 --> 00:38:29,070 literally wearing sneaker heels. 540 00:38:29,072 --> 00:38:30,672 Like, it's magical if you could do both. 541 00:38:30,674 --> 00:38:32,840 It's magical if you can get laid. 542 00:38:32,842 --> 00:38:34,976 Ah, excuse me. 543 00:38:34,978 --> 00:38:36,945 Could you have an AUX cord? 544 00:38:36,947 --> 00:38:39,213 - Oh, uh, yeah. - Ah! 545 00:38:39,215 --> 00:38:41,551 - Right here. - I just love you. 546 00:38:42,819 --> 00:38:45,018 Perfect. 547 00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:48,056 Okay. Let's get ready to rage. 548 00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:15,449 DriverX? 549 00:39:15,451 --> 00:39:17,751 - Tom? - Whoo-whoo. 550 00:39:17,753 --> 00:39:19,587 What's up? 551 00:39:19,589 --> 00:39:22,123 - How you doin' tonight? - What's going on, my dude? 552 00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:26,293 - Como se llama? - Me llama Leonardo. 553 00:39:26,295 --> 00:39:28,730 Leonardo. What? 554 00:39:28,732 --> 00:39:32,032 Leonardo in the house! 555 00:39:32,034 --> 00:39:33,934 That's right. 556 00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:36,304 - Oh, did you get the address? - Yeah, yeah, I... I did. 557 00:39:36,306 --> 00:39:38,275 - It's navigating right now. - Oh, cool. 558 00:39:39,743 --> 00:39:41,511 So I'm from China. 559 00:39:42,878 --> 00:39:44,746 Wonderful. 560 00:39:44,748 --> 00:39:47,047 How are things in China? 561 00:39:47,049 --> 00:39:49,683 A little crowded, I think. 562 00:39:49,685 --> 00:39:51,485 - So where are you from? - Miami. 563 00:39:51,487 --> 00:39:52,954 - Yeah? Born and raised? - No. 564 00:39:52,956 --> 00:39:54,688 I'm born in Pittsburgh, raised in Miami, Florida. 565 00:39:54,690 --> 00:39:56,893 Cool. And, like, what brought you to Los Angeles? 566 00:39:59,795 --> 00:40:02,031 Dreams and happiness, my friend. 567 00:40:03,232 --> 00:40:05,233 What better place to do it than LA. 568 00:40:05,235 --> 00:40:07,936 - Whoo-whoo, right? - Yeah. 569 00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:10,237 Oh, yo, I moved to Los Angeles 570 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:11,838 because I was dating this actress. 571 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,440 Yeah. California girl 572 00:40:13,442 --> 00:40:15,643 grew up in Newport Beach or whatever. 573 00:40:15,645 --> 00:40:17,545 I don't know. 574 00:40:17,547 --> 00:40:20,848 - She wound up dumping me. - What? Bitch. 575 00:40:20,850 --> 00:40:24,184 That's right, motherfucking biatch. 576 00:40:24,186 --> 00:40:26,123 How long ago was that? 577 00:40:26,956 --> 00:40:30,291 Uh, 5 years ago. 578 00:40:30,293 --> 00:40:32,263 Something. I don't know. 579 00:40:34,397 --> 00:40:36,998 She ruined me real good. 580 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,936 Her name was Cheyenne. 581 00:40:40,804 --> 00:40:43,173 She was the best thing that ever happened to me. 582 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,748 Oh, hey, you wanna, like, listen to some music or anything? 583 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:56,451 Uh, yeah, that depends. What do you got? 584 00:40:56,453 --> 00:41:00,087 W... why, are you picky? You don't like shit or what? 585 00:41:00,089 --> 00:41:02,190 No, it's... it's not that. It's just I'm a... 586 00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:04,726 I'm a little, well, old school in a weird way. 587 00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:07,261 Wait, weird? What? 588 00:41:07,263 --> 00:41:08,933 Not old, it's just... 589 00:41:11,234 --> 00:41:13,270 You know, I have a Peter Frampton live album. 590 00:41:15,170 --> 00:41:16,270 Frampton Comes Alive. 591 00:41:16,272 --> 00:41:18,208 And when I pull it off the shelf... 592 00:41:19,942 --> 00:41:21,409 ...you can just feel it. 593 00:41:21,411 --> 00:41:22,909 You know, the card stock is thick. 594 00:41:22,911 --> 00:41:25,145 It's heavy, shiny, and when you open it up 595 00:41:25,147 --> 00:41:27,415 you hear the, the crack of the crease. 596 00:41:27,417 --> 00:41:29,516 You look inside, you can see the band members 597 00:41:29,518 --> 00:41:32,152 you could, you know, read the liner notes. 598 00:41:32,154 --> 00:41:33,621 And then when you flipped it on the front 599 00:41:33,623 --> 00:41:37,058 there's Peter's face, his blond hair. 600 00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:38,192 And when you flip it down 601 00:41:38,194 --> 00:41:40,427 his hands are clutching that Gibson guitar. 602 00:41:40,429 --> 00:41:42,996 60,000 people at the Coliseum are watching him play 603 00:41:42,998 --> 00:41:44,998 and you can feel it. 604 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,402 And all that's happening before you even put the record on. 605 00:41:47,404 --> 00:41:49,340 You're already experiencing it. 606 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,540 Yeah. 607 00:41:52,542 --> 00:41:54,141 Yeah? 608 00:41:54,143 --> 00:41:55,610 - Fuck, yeah. - Fuck, yeah is right. 609 00:41:55,612 --> 00:41:56,811 - I'm buyin' that. - Yeah. 610 00:41:56,813 --> 00:41:59,179 Shit. Sold. 611 00:41:59,181 --> 00:42:00,982 Amazon tonight. On it. 612 00:42:03,219 --> 00:42:05,520 Oh, but, alright. 613 00:42:05,522 --> 00:42:07,654 Truth be told, there's still a lot 614 00:42:07,656 --> 00:42:09,556 of bitchin' music out there these days, Leonard. 615 00:42:09,558 --> 00:42:10,757 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 616 00:42:10,759 --> 00:42:13,229 You just gotta... look for it, you know. 617 00:42:15,397 --> 00:42:18,301 - Hey, is this you up ahead? - Oh, shit! Yeah. 618 00:42:26,576 --> 00:42:28,442 Leonard, I like you. 619 00:42:28,444 --> 00:42:31,311 Tom, I like you too. 620 00:42:31,313 --> 00:42:32,813 Uh, Leonard. 621 00:42:32,815 --> 00:42:34,715 Goddammit, give me your number. 622 00:42:34,717 --> 00:42:36,851 When I get done here, I wants to call you. 623 00:42:36,853 --> 00:42:38,786 You is who I wants to call. 624 00:42:38,788 --> 00:42:40,253 I... I appreciate that 625 00:42:40,255 --> 00:42:41,788 but we're really not supposed to do that sort of thing. 626 00:42:41,790 --> 00:42:43,090 Look, you... you already paid me on the app. 627 00:42:43,092 --> 00:42:44,692 No, look, look, I'll call you 628 00:42:44,694 --> 00:42:45,992 and you come right up next to me 629 00:42:45,994 --> 00:42:48,829 and then I'll request you on my phone. 630 00:42:48,831 --> 00:42:50,000 Can't miss. 631 00:42:58,540 --> 00:42:59,674 Are you, uh... 632 00:42:59,676 --> 00:43:00,775 Looking for something to write on, man. 633 00:43:00,777 --> 00:43:02,275 Oh, you're going old school, huh? 634 00:43:02,277 --> 00:43:04,112 I could just put it up in my phone if you want to. 635 00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:05,315 Here you go. 636 00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:08,916 Hmm. 637 00:43:08,918 --> 00:43:10,921 There you go, man. 638 00:43:12,188 --> 00:43:14,788 - You'll be hearing from me. - Okay. 639 00:43:14,790 --> 00:43:19,025 - Bon voyage, Leonardo! - Bon voyage. 640 00:43:20,830 --> 00:43:23,130 Oh, Jesus Christ. 641 00:43:23,132 --> 00:43:24,799 Oh, why did I do that? 642 00:43:59,502 --> 00:44:01,201 - Chelsea. - Chelsea? 643 00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:03,103 Alright. Wait, no, no, no. Down here, down here. 644 00:44:03,105 --> 00:44:05,505 Where are you going? 645 00:44:05,507 --> 00:44:07,175 - Alright. Everybody in? - Oh, my God. 646 00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:09,409 - It's disgusting. - It's fine. It's a car. 647 00:44:09,411 --> 00:44:12,712 - Doesn't matter. - You're such an asshole. 648 00:44:12,714 --> 00:44:14,282 - God. - Oh, my God. 649 00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:16,284 - Hi. - Hi. 650 00:44:16,286 --> 00:44:18,152 - Hey, come on. - Let's go. 651 00:44:18,154 --> 00:44:19,753 - Go! - Alright. 652 00:44:19,755 --> 00:44:21,221 Are we... are we all in? We all in? 653 00:44:21,223 --> 00:44:22,422 - Yes. - Alright, let's go. 654 00:44:22,424 --> 00:44:23,958 Where are you go... Where are we going? 655 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,992 - We're not going home. - Where are we going? 656 00:44:25,994 --> 00:44:27,561 Ah, yes, please, where are we going? 657 00:44:27,563 --> 00:44:29,663 - We're going to a bar. - I wanna go home. 658 00:44:29,665 --> 00:44:31,132 - I want to go home. - No. 659 00:44:31,134 --> 00:44:33,266 - Why? It's 3:00... - My fucking back hurts. 660 00:44:33,268 --> 00:44:34,634 - My fucking back hurts. - Alright, alright, alright. 661 00:44:34,636 --> 00:44:35,735 - First we're gonna... - So you wanna go home? 662 00:44:35,737 --> 00:44:37,137 First, we're gonna go to a CVS 663 00:44:37,139 --> 00:44:39,674 so we can get some BENGAY for her back. 664 00:44:39,676 --> 00:44:41,576 - For Chelsea. - I... 665 00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:44,978 Go to, um, fucking Main Street? 666 00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:47,380 Wait, wait. So... so no... no CVS. 667 00:44:47,382 --> 00:44:48,449 - No! - No! 668 00:44:48,451 --> 00:44:49,851 - Uh, Main Street then. - Uh, McKinney. 669 00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:52,052 Just take me to where there's no fucking old people. 670 00:44:52,054 --> 00:44:53,253 - Yeah. - Duh. 671 00:44:53,255 --> 00:44:54,788 This fuckin' old creep that's not gonna think 672 00:44:54,790 --> 00:44:56,123 she's gonna be in a movie. 673 00:44:56,125 --> 00:44:58,326 And this fucking skank. 674 00:44:58,328 --> 00:45:01,094 I was joking. I wasn't being serious with him. 675 00:45:01,096 --> 00:45:04,665 Uh-huh. She's like, "Can I be in your movie?" 676 00:45:04,667 --> 00:45:07,335 Yeah, they're gonna put me as an extra in his movie. 677 00:45:07,337 --> 00:45:08,869 Okay, I'm gonna be in the background. 678 00:45:08,871 --> 00:45:11,005 You're gonna be so important. 679 00:45:11,007 --> 00:45:14,041 Yes, I am. You know, get discovered, okay? 680 00:45:15,545 --> 00:45:17,344 Stupid. 681 00:45:17,346 --> 00:45:19,480 My legs are so hairy. 682 00:45:19,482 --> 00:45:21,382 Oh, my gosh. Your legs are so soft. 683 00:45:21,384 --> 00:45:24,251 - No, they're so hairy. - You're so sexy. 684 00:45:24,253 --> 00:45:26,554 You're, like, the hottest person ever. 685 00:45:26,556 --> 00:45:28,389 - Thank you. - Your legs are so sexy. 686 00:45:28,391 --> 00:45:32,592 Oh, my God! Stop flirting with me, you slut. 687 00:45:32,594 --> 00:45:35,228 - I'm not a lesbian. - I'm not a lesbian. 688 00:45:35,230 --> 00:45:37,732 - You guys are gonna scissor. - Not now. 689 00:45:37,734 --> 00:45:39,266 No. We don't do that. 690 00:45:39,268 --> 00:45:41,835 - I like boys. - I like wiener. 691 00:45:41,837 --> 00:45:43,840 That's good 'cause I got one. 692 00:45:47,509 --> 00:45:49,342 - I don't feel good. - What? 693 00:45:49,344 --> 00:45:50,378 What do you mean you don't feel good? 694 00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:51,411 I'm fine. 695 00:45:51,413 --> 00:45:52,545 - I'm fine. - Are you gonna puke? 696 00:45:52,547 --> 00:45:54,315 - I was kidding. - Dude, switch places with him. 697 00:45:54,317 --> 00:45:55,483 - Are you gonna fucking puke? - No. 698 00:45:55,485 --> 00:45:57,351 Switch places with him and puke out the window. 699 00:45:57,353 --> 00:45:58,920 Hey, roll down the window, man. 700 00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,420 - Oh, my God. She's gonna... - I'm fine. 701 00:46:00,422 --> 00:46:01,922 - Should we pull over? - No. 702 00:46:01,924 --> 00:46:02,989 - I was kidding. - Oh, my God! 703 00:46:02,991 --> 00:46:05,192 It was a, it was a false alarm. 704 00:46:05,194 --> 00:46:08,895 Can you get a handle on her? Jesus Christ. 705 00:46:08,897 --> 00:46:11,032 Is she okay? 706 00:46:11,034 --> 00:46:15,969 I'm gonna buy everybody in here one of those, uh... 707 00:46:15,971 --> 00:46:17,170 E... even you, dude. 708 00:46:17,172 --> 00:46:19,974 I'm gonna buy everybody bacon-wrapped hot dogs 709 00:46:19,976 --> 00:46:21,675 or whatever the fuck it's called. 710 00:46:21,677 --> 00:46:24,978 Hey, just drop us off on the corner here. 711 00:46:24,980 --> 00:46:26,079 What? 712 00:46:26,081 --> 00:46:28,683 D... drop us off on the corner here. 713 00:46:28,685 --> 00:46:30,116 - Just over here? - Yes! 714 00:46:30,118 --> 00:46:32,286 - Alright. Alright. - God. 715 00:46:32,288 --> 00:46:34,587 Am I not speaking English? Jesus. 716 00:46:37,527 --> 00:46:39,092 I wanna get out. 717 00:46:39,094 --> 00:46:40,994 I wanna get out. I wanna get out. 718 00:46:40,996 --> 00:46:43,399 - I wanna get out. - Shh. Shh. 719 00:46:44,567 --> 00:46:45,636 Ugh. 720 00:46:47,069 --> 00:46:51,771 Hey, is, um, is there a way to tip you on the app? 721 00:46:51,773 --> 00:46:53,206 No. 722 00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:56,143 No? It's $4. 723 00:46:56,145 --> 00:46:57,911 What does he mean, no tip? 724 00:46:57,913 --> 00:47:00,146 Look at this price. It's 4 fucking dollars. 725 00:47:00,148 --> 00:47:01,849 I know. It's good. Thank you, Leonard. 726 00:47:01,851 --> 00:47:04,317 - No. Without a tip. - Come on. 727 00:47:04,319 --> 00:47:05,686 - Why do you do it? - Chelsea, come on. 728 00:47:05,688 --> 00:47:07,654 Seriously, dude. Why do you do it? 729 00:47:07,656 --> 00:47:09,591 Why do you do it? 730 00:47:12,661 --> 00:47:13,696 Idiot. 731 00:48:30,306 --> 00:48:31,572 Just take me to the Denny's. 732 00:49:09,878 --> 00:49:11,714 - Leonard? - Tammy? 733 00:49:12,982 --> 00:49:15,018 - Front or back? - Uh, whichever you like. 734 00:49:23,759 --> 00:49:25,829 - Get the address? - Yep. 735 00:49:27,063 --> 00:49:29,532 What time is it? 736 00:49:31,701 --> 00:49:33,634 - Thank you. - Yeah. 737 00:49:33,636 --> 00:49:35,272 You bet. No problem. 738 00:49:42,645 --> 00:49:44,581 So how's your day going? 739 00:49:45,413 --> 00:49:47,783 Um, good. 740 00:49:49,518 --> 00:49:50,654 And yours? 741 00:49:52,822 --> 00:49:54,188 Tired. 742 00:49:54,190 --> 00:49:57,056 - Ready to stop drinking. - Mm. 743 00:49:57,058 --> 00:49:59,626 But it, it seems like you're going to continue. 744 00:50:01,163 --> 00:50:04,864 Leonard, it's like you already know my shit. 745 00:50:15,177 --> 00:50:16,545 I'm sorry. 746 00:50:18,281 --> 00:50:20,516 Uh, no, that's, uh, it's not a problem. 747 00:50:26,087 --> 00:50:27,820 What happened to the girls behind us? 748 00:50:27,822 --> 00:50:29,489 What's that? 749 00:50:29,491 --> 00:50:31,692 The girls. I thought they were behind us. 750 00:50:31,694 --> 00:50:33,059 - In the car? - Yes. 751 00:50:33,061 --> 00:50:34,594 - Uh, no. - What? 752 00:50:34,596 --> 00:50:36,230 - Were there other girls... - Are you kidding me? 753 00:50:36,232 --> 00:50:37,697 - Yes! - No, no. 754 00:50:37,699 --> 00:50:38,799 You were alone when I picked you up. 755 00:50:38,801 --> 00:50:40,300 Oh, my God, did we leave them behind? 756 00:50:40,302 --> 00:50:41,402 - Oh, my God. - Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry. 757 00:50:41,404 --> 00:50:42,402 For God's sake, we can totally go back... 758 00:50:42,404 --> 00:50:44,340 No! No! No! 759 00:50:47,976 --> 00:50:50,045 We're going all the way. 760 00:50:51,581 --> 00:50:55,552 Just you and me. 761 00:50:58,221 --> 00:50:59,822 We're doing it. 762 00:51:01,357 --> 00:51:03,393 - Yeah, we are. - Hmm. 763 00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:13,002 Ready. 764 00:51:17,973 --> 00:51:19,375 Let it go. 765 00:51:21,877 --> 00:51:23,344 Let go. 766 00:51:25,581 --> 00:51:27,584 Yeah. Like, let's go. 767 00:51:30,853 --> 00:51:31,851 What? 768 00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:36,991 Oh, my G... 769 00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:38,058 Let go. 770 00:51:42,031 --> 00:51:43,833 Oh. 771 00:51:48,471 --> 00:51:50,840 ♪ Na na na na ♪ 772 00:51:52,340 --> 00:51:54,543 ♪ Na na na na ♪ 773 00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:58,080 ♪ Na na na na ♪ 774 00:51:59,081 --> 00:52:01,014 ♪ Na na na na ♪ 775 00:52:01,016 --> 00:52:03,317 Oh, yeah. 776 00:52:03,319 --> 00:52:04,851 Oh, my God. No. 777 00:52:04,853 --> 00:52:06,387 Stop. I'm just kidding. 778 00:52:13,429 --> 00:52:15,865 - Guys hate me. - What? 779 00:52:17,366 --> 00:52:18,467 Why? 780 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:23,506 A little too much for them, I guess. 781 00:52:28,610 --> 00:52:29,746 Oh. 782 00:52:33,014 --> 00:52:34,348 Ah. 783 00:52:44,326 --> 00:52:47,196 - Are we here? - Yeah, um, yeah. 784 00:52:49,197 --> 00:52:50,496 Oh. 785 00:53:01,076 --> 00:53:02,909 Bye. 786 00:53:02,911 --> 00:53:04,313 You have everything? 787 00:53:19,228 --> 00:53:21,231 Oh, I think you look younger without the beard. 788 00:53:25,467 --> 00:53:27,136 FYI, this place has been... 789 00:53:28,036 --> 00:53:29,168 ...debugged. 790 00:53:29,170 --> 00:53:30,105 Huh. 791 00:53:31,540 --> 00:53:33,373 Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. 792 00:53:33,375 --> 00:53:34,507 Well, how long has it been 793 00:53:34,509 --> 00:53:36,446 since your last confession, my son? 794 00:53:44,185 --> 00:53:45,953 Is it Dawn? 795 00:53:45,955 --> 00:53:47,891 I noticed a little tension over dinner. 796 00:53:51,127 --> 00:53:54,594 Look, last year... 797 00:53:54,596 --> 00:53:57,331 ...I felt like Jackie and I were gonna split. 798 00:53:57,333 --> 00:53:58,335 And we... 799 00:53:59,467 --> 00:54:00,768 ...we disliked each other. 800 00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:02,636 No other way to put it. 801 00:54:02,638 --> 00:54:04,840 We barely spoke for weeks at a time. 802 00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:08,345 I thought we were toast for sure. 803 00:54:09,545 --> 00:54:12,179 You know, so, we go to therapy 804 00:54:12,181 --> 00:54:14,748 one last time to try to save our marriage. 805 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:17,351 And all this therapist really did was 806 00:54:17,353 --> 00:54:20,520 give us 5 words for how to talk to one another. 807 00:54:20,522 --> 00:54:22,791 I mean, 5 words to save our marriage. 808 00:54:25,161 --> 00:54:26,492 Okay, I'll bite. 809 00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:32,900 Um, let's say, uh, Dawn is going off on you about... 810 00:54:32,902 --> 00:54:34,668 Oh, pick a fucking topic, right? 811 00:54:34,670 --> 00:54:37,603 And the, uh, pettiness of her complaint 812 00:54:37,605 --> 00:54:39,405 makes your blood boil. 813 00:54:39,407 --> 00:54:41,844 Next thing you know, full-blown argument. 814 00:54:42,944 --> 00:54:44,913 All you have to do is say... 815 00:54:46,815 --> 00:54:50,250 "...Babe, you're crazy 816 00:54:50,252 --> 00:54:52,786 but I still love you." 817 00:54:52,788 --> 00:54:56,290 Honey, you're a, a raging fucking cunt 818 00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:58,525 but I still love you. 819 00:54:58,527 --> 00:55:01,695 Sweetheart, I love my beard. 820 00:55:01,697 --> 00:55:03,063 I wanna keep it. 821 00:55:03,065 --> 00:55:06,269 I will shave it for you because I love you. 822 00:55:07,703 --> 00:55:10,404 - Come on. - Fucking works. 823 00:55:10,406 --> 00:55:12,873 Honey, I wanna murder you right now 824 00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:16,576 but I can't because I hate the idea of hurting you. 825 00:55:16,578 --> 00:55:18,645 I just love you too much. 826 00:55:18,647 --> 00:55:21,614 See, you can just switch it around. Improvise. 827 00:55:21,616 --> 00:55:25,018 But the point is, you finally get to tell her the truth 828 00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:27,056 as long as you still remind her that you love her. 829 00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:30,056 The therapist explained it had to do 830 00:55:30,058 --> 00:55:32,458 with the primitive part of the brain 831 00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:35,161 amygdala or lizard brain. 832 00:55:35,163 --> 00:55:36,432 Fight or flight. 833 00:55:38,132 --> 00:55:40,169 And don't underestimate the power of words. 834 00:55:41,603 --> 00:55:43,136 And you don't even have to mean 'em. 835 00:55:43,138 --> 00:55:45,271 But I guarantee you 836 00:55:45,273 --> 00:55:47,474 once you start saying I still love you 837 00:55:47,476 --> 00:55:49,412 you can't help but fall back in love. 838 00:55:58,753 --> 00:56:00,920 You know, uh 839 00:56:00,922 --> 00:56:03,926 if you think this DriverX business is gonna help... 840 00:56:04,759 --> 00:56:05,994 ...forget it. 841 00:56:07,228 --> 00:56:10,264 Yeah. Yeah, I know about DriverX. 842 00:56:10,266 --> 00:56:11,965 Didn't you think Jackie would tell me 843 00:56:11,967 --> 00:56:13,933 that you picked her up from her cousin's? 844 00:56:15,203 --> 00:56:16,969 Is that why you didn't wanna say anything? 845 00:56:16,971 --> 00:56:19,373 You think she's bangin' someone on the side? 846 00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:21,311 That would be none of my business. 847 00:56:23,511 --> 00:56:25,481 Uh, I appreciate that. 848 00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,886 Driving's my dirty secret. 849 00:56:34,656 --> 00:56:36,757 What am I doin'? 850 00:56:36,759 --> 00:56:37,994 At my age. 851 00:56:39,395 --> 00:56:41,397 Last night, I almost got into trouble. 852 00:56:44,165 --> 00:56:45,534 Like, real trouble. 853 00:56:48,002 --> 00:56:49,338 So I don't know. I... 854 00:56:51,540 --> 00:56:54,373 I'm just freakin' trippin'. 855 00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:56,311 I don't know where I fit in the world anymore. 856 00:56:57,446 --> 00:56:58,878 Same old shit. 857 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,913 It's called getting older. 858 00:57:00,915 --> 00:57:02,282 Hey, think about how our parents felt 859 00:57:02,284 --> 00:57:04,418 when personal computers blew up. 860 00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:06,320 I just don't wanna give up the reins. 861 00:57:06,322 --> 00:57:08,258 I don't wanna hand it over yet. 862 00:57:10,826 --> 00:57:11,925 You know, I've been gettin' to know 863 00:57:11,927 --> 00:57:14,161 the next generation recently. 864 00:57:14,163 --> 00:57:15,596 And I don't even know if they can get their fucking noses 865 00:57:15,598 --> 00:57:16,730 out of their iPhones. 866 00:57:16,732 --> 00:57:19,398 Well, then it's your job to teach them how. 867 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,034 How to live. 868 00:57:21,036 --> 00:57:22,902 And don't make fun of them. 869 00:57:22,904 --> 00:57:24,804 Help them... 870 00:57:24,806 --> 00:57:26,042 ...asshole. 871 00:57:32,413 --> 00:57:35,114 - Ow, careful. - No, no, just sit on it. 872 00:57:35,116 --> 00:57:36,916 Okay. 873 00:57:36,918 --> 00:57:39,518 You... you're not hard yet. 874 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,456 Well, rub it a little bit. 875 00:57:43,225 --> 00:57:45,125 That's it. 876 00:57:45,127 --> 00:57:46,293 Wait a minute. Oh, goddammit. 877 00:57:46,295 --> 00:57:47,360 My foot's crampin' up. 878 00:57:49,130 --> 00:57:50,663 Ah. Mm. 879 00:57:50,665 --> 00:57:52,498 - You okay? - Yeah. 880 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:53,666 You alright? 881 00:57:53,668 --> 00:57:55,605 - Good? - Yeah. Is that good? 882 00:57:56,705 --> 00:57:57,840 Okay. 883 00:58:06,014 --> 00:58:08,750 I'm scared about the future. 884 00:58:17,393 --> 00:58:18,761 Yeah, I know. 885 00:58:22,230 --> 00:58:24,530 Let's, let's say we fix this. 886 00:58:24,532 --> 00:58:26,132 I mean, what are we gonna do in 6 months 887 00:58:26,134 --> 00:58:28,071 when we have to pay again? 888 00:58:35,344 --> 00:58:37,280 I am scared about that too. 889 00:58:38,846 --> 00:58:40,015 Hey. 890 00:58:43,284 --> 00:58:44,451 Well, for short term 891 00:58:44,453 --> 00:58:48,154 we could drop all the premium channels. 892 00:58:48,156 --> 00:58:50,626 You know, just go back to basic cable. 893 00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:56,132 Mm-hmm. 894 00:58:57,632 --> 00:58:59,565 I can get rid of the girls' iPad plans. 895 00:58:59,567 --> 00:59:01,536 That's 60 bucks a month right there. 896 00:59:08,476 --> 00:59:10,779 Drop down to streaming on Netflix. 897 00:59:15,984 --> 00:59:18,321 You know, fuck Netflix. I can go to the library. 898 00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:24,726 Long term... 899 00:59:38,773 --> 00:59:40,139 - Hello. - Uh, hi. 900 00:59:40,141 --> 00:59:42,942 - What's the name, please? - It's not for me, actually. 901 00:59:42,944 --> 00:59:44,911 Uh, there's a woman. 902 00:59:44,913 --> 00:59:46,746 Uh, she'll be here shortly. 903 00:59:46,748 --> 00:59:48,982 - She's intoxicated. - Mm-hmm. 904 00:59:48,984 --> 00:59:50,116 Not angry. 905 00:59:50,118 --> 00:59:52,184 - She's just emotional. - Okay. 906 00:59:52,186 --> 00:59:56,757 Her father got married tonight and it was emotional for her. 907 00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:58,791 Right. You mentioned that. 908 00:59:58,793 --> 01:00:00,295 Here she comes. 909 01:00:03,098 --> 01:00:05,665 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 910 01:00:05,667 --> 01:00:07,603 Stop. Are you kidding me? Stop. 911 01:00:09,471 --> 01:00:11,273 - Hi. - Hi. 912 01:00:15,210 --> 01:00:16,909 We're not driving far. Make the first... 913 01:00:16,911 --> 01:00:19,411 You know what, I told you not to let me drink. 914 01:00:19,413 --> 01:00:21,815 - Shh, it's okay. - Don't "shh" me! 915 01:00:21,817 --> 01:00:23,717 I've got some water bottles back there if you need 'em. 916 01:00:23,719 --> 01:00:25,985 She hasn't even been gone a year. 917 01:00:25,987 --> 01:00:27,487 - Drink this. - You drink it! 918 01:00:27,489 --> 01:00:28,954 - Okay, stop! Enough! - It's just... 919 01:00:28,956 --> 01:00:31,257 - Enough! - No, not enough! 920 01:00:31,259 --> 01:00:33,192 Yes! Enough! 921 01:00:33,194 --> 01:00:34,828 Do you understand what happened in there? 922 01:00:34,830 --> 01:00:37,467 Do you understand what happened in there? 923 01:00:45,406 --> 01:00:46,605 - Oh! - Oh! 924 01:00:46,607 --> 01:00:48,440 - Oh! - Ugh! 925 01:00:48,442 --> 01:00:49,875 - What? - Oh! 926 01:00:49,877 --> 01:00:52,145 - What? Oh, no! - No! 927 01:00:52,147 --> 01:00:53,712 - Oh, God! Oh, God! - Oh-oh. 928 01:00:53,714 --> 01:00:54,780 Oh, God. 929 01:00:56,217 --> 01:00:57,750 Call 911. 930 01:00:57,752 --> 01:01:00,353 - Call 911! - Do not call 911. 931 01:01:00,355 --> 01:01:01,456 Oh. 932 01:01:05,793 --> 01:01:07,797 Okay, honey. Come on. 933 01:01:09,063 --> 01:01:10,132 Let's go. 934 01:01:11,799 --> 01:01:13,002 Thank you. 935 01:02:40,956 --> 01:02:43,723 Where were you last night? 936 01:02:43,725 --> 01:02:46,025 I fell asleep in the car 937 01:02:46,027 --> 01:02:47,826 with the garage door wide open. 938 01:02:47,828 --> 01:02:50,496 - Oh, my God. - I had an accident last night. 939 01:02:50,498 --> 01:02:51,764 You know what, you know what, I can't. 940 01:02:51,766 --> 01:02:52,898 I'm sorry. I just... 941 01:02:55,002 --> 01:02:57,670 - Hey, goodbye, girls. - Goodbye, mom. 942 01:02:57,672 --> 01:02:58,804 - Love you. - Have a good day. 943 01:02:58,806 --> 01:03:00,542 - Okay, love you. - Bye. 944 01:03:05,514 --> 01:03:08,014 So how much to fix it? 945 01:03:08,016 --> 01:03:10,319 - It's got a lease or own it? - I lease it. 946 01:03:11,786 --> 01:03:14,154 Approximately 1600. 947 01:03:14,156 --> 01:03:15,721 - 1600? - Yes, sir. 948 01:03:15,723 --> 01:03:17,157 Are you kidding me? Why so much? 949 01:03:17,159 --> 01:03:18,628 Hang on. 950 01:03:54,596 --> 01:03:56,829 Hello, my name is Doris. 951 01:03:56,831 --> 01:03:58,234 May I help you? 952 01:03:59,801 --> 01:04:01,668 Uh, yeah. 953 01:04:01,670 --> 01:04:04,240 Hi, Doris. Um... 954 01:04:07,976 --> 01:04:09,742 I... I'm a driver. 955 01:04:09,744 --> 01:04:11,911 Uh, I had an accident. My name is... 956 01:04:11,913 --> 01:04:15,150 Please place your thumb anywhere on my screen. 957 01:04:18,587 --> 01:04:20,286 Thank you, Leonard Moore 958 01:04:20,288 --> 01:04:23,023 X-rating 2.86. 959 01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:25,592 Uh, I'm here a... about... 960 01:04:25,594 --> 01:04:28,328 Email sent regarding the back bumper issue. 961 01:04:28,330 --> 01:04:30,764 Yes. A... and also the tail light. 962 01:04:30,766 --> 01:04:33,833 Did you receive the text response from DriverX support? 963 01:04:33,835 --> 01:04:37,003 I did, uh, but even though the trip was completed 964 01:04:37,005 --> 01:04:40,273 and there were no riders, I was still on the job. 965 01:04:40,275 --> 01:04:41,608 It was green. 966 01:04:41,610 --> 01:04:43,175 Be that as it may 967 01:04:43,177 --> 01:04:45,645 because you had already completed the trip 968 01:04:45,647 --> 01:04:49,148 you'll need to submit a claim with your personal insurance. 969 01:04:49,150 --> 01:04:52,284 Doris, I'd like to speak to a manager. 970 01:04:52,286 --> 01:04:54,186 There is no manager. 971 01:04:54,188 --> 01:04:57,223 We are all simply members. 972 01:04:57,225 --> 01:04:59,858 That's great. Um, I... I need to talk to someone. 973 01:04:59,860 --> 01:05:01,998 Uh... uh, someone who can help me. 974 01:05:04,532 --> 01:05:06,469 Please walk this way. 975 01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:38,163 Hello, Leonard. I know why you're here. 976 01:05:38,165 --> 01:05:41,534 Let me begin by saying, your profile is quite impressive. 977 01:05:41,536 --> 01:05:44,938 A 100% acceptance rate. 978 01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:47,507 You're on pace to break the great acceptance streak 979 01:05:47,509 --> 01:05:50,713 held for over 6 months by a partner in Seattle. 980 01:05:51,813 --> 01:05:53,645 I can see why you're confused 981 01:05:53,647 --> 01:05:56,382 but technically, you weren't working for us 982 01:05:56,384 --> 01:05:59,485 when you backed the Prius into that pole. 983 01:05:59,487 --> 01:06:01,954 We are meeting here today as peers, Leonard. 984 01:06:01,956 --> 01:06:03,389 I am not your boss. 985 01:06:03,391 --> 01:06:07,092 I'm only your boss when you have riders in your vehicle. 986 01:06:07,094 --> 01:06:10,195 At all other times, you're working for yourself. 987 01:06:10,197 --> 01:06:11,630 She threw up in my car. 988 01:06:11,632 --> 01:06:14,933 And you have been awarded an X bonus 989 01:06:14,935 --> 01:06:17,272 along with a free car wash coupon. 990 01:06:19,074 --> 01:06:22,041 You are at the leading edge of a movement 991 01:06:22,043 --> 01:06:24,376 the Gig Revolution. 992 01:06:24,378 --> 01:06:27,212 No more boss, no more 9:00 to 5:00. 993 01:06:27,214 --> 01:06:30,051 Work as you please. True freedom. 994 01:06:32,087 --> 01:06:35,020 We value our partners here at DriverX. 995 01:06:35,022 --> 01:06:37,924 We would be nothing without you. 996 01:06:37,926 --> 01:06:40,763 And you are the type of partner that we hold dear. 997 01:06:42,697 --> 01:06:44,633 Thank you, Leonard Moore. 998 01:06:46,301 --> 01:06:47,436 Thank you. 999 01:07:00,281 --> 01:07:01,880 Hey. 1000 01:07:01,882 --> 01:07:02,951 Hey. 1001 01:07:21,835 --> 01:07:23,973 - Can I do anything? - I don't know, can you? 1002 01:07:25,639 --> 01:07:26,641 Hmm? 1003 01:07:27,641 --> 01:07:30,275 Sorry. I got it. 1004 01:07:30,277 --> 01:07:31,446 How was work? 1005 01:07:34,648 --> 01:07:35,817 Not bad. 1006 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,788 Sort of weird, actually. 1007 01:07:41,790 --> 01:07:43,456 Josefina started this cleanse. 1008 01:07:43,458 --> 01:07:45,257 And, I don't care, really. 1009 01:07:45,259 --> 01:07:48,061 It's just, I just find it a little ironic 1010 01:07:48,063 --> 01:07:49,695 'cause she's so competitive, you know. 1011 01:07:49,697 --> 01:07:51,496 So I just feel like if I start one now 1012 01:07:51,498 --> 01:07:52,931 it just seems like it's in reaction to her. 1013 01:07:52,933 --> 01:07:54,002 So, what? 1014 01:07:56,971 --> 01:07:59,404 I don't know. It's a work thing. 1015 01:07:59,406 --> 01:08:02,544 I don't... feel like talking about it. 1016 01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:20,562 What? It's not even open. 1017 01:08:23,264 --> 01:08:25,567 - You don't have to open it. - Of course, you do. 1018 01:08:26,801 --> 01:08:28,102 They would have called. 1019 01:08:38,579 --> 01:08:40,014 I'm sorry. 1020 01:08:43,951 --> 01:08:45,887 I don't wanna live like this. 1021 01:08:48,589 --> 01:08:49,822 What do you mean? 1022 01:08:49,824 --> 01:08:53,562 It means, I don't wanna live like this anymore. 1023 01:08:54,795 --> 01:08:55,795 Poor? 1024 01:08:55,797 --> 01:08:58,334 Uh, uh, no. Not just that. 1025 01:09:00,267 --> 01:09:01,667 We don't get to see each other. 1026 01:09:01,669 --> 01:09:03,368 I... I barely saw the kids as it is. 1027 01:09:03,370 --> 01:09:05,438 I just, I feel like we're work shifts and it's... 1028 01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:08,041 Okay. What... So... so what do you want? 1029 01:09:08,043 --> 01:09:11,411 Do you want me to work or do you want me to be around? 1030 01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:14,380 I want you to get a job! 1031 01:09:14,382 --> 01:09:16,384 - I have a job! - A real job! 1032 01:09:17,919 --> 01:09:19,952 DriverX isn't a job, okay? 1033 01:09:19,954 --> 01:09:21,887 I... I don't know what it is. 1034 01:09:21,889 --> 01:09:23,323 You know what? 1035 01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:26,061 I'm gonna go off to my non-job job. 1036 01:09:28,062 --> 01:09:30,529 And you know what I'd like now that I am working? 1037 01:09:30,531 --> 01:09:32,131 How about you not leave your shit all around the house? 1038 01:09:32,133 --> 01:09:33,899 Why don't you pick up after yourself? Believe it or not 1039 01:09:33,901 --> 01:09:35,435 there are 2 people working in this house. 1040 01:09:35,437 --> 01:09:37,135 Oh, really? 'Cause I'm so messy. 1041 01:09:37,137 --> 01:09:39,271 You have no clue. 1042 01:09:39,273 --> 01:09:41,707 And I tell you what, if I have a little extra time 1043 01:09:41,709 --> 01:09:43,876 I will put a juice machine right next to the bed 1044 01:09:43,878 --> 01:09:45,545 and shove a fucking tube right up your ass. 1045 01:09:45,547 --> 01:09:47,079 Because if I have to hear one more time 1046 01:09:47,081 --> 01:09:48,280 about you going on a cleanse 1047 01:09:48,282 --> 01:09:49,549 without actually going on a cleanse 1048 01:09:49,551 --> 01:09:50,949 I'm gonna lose my shit. 1049 01:09:50,951 --> 01:09:52,351 Really? 'Cause it kind of looks like 1050 01:09:52,353 --> 01:09:54,289 you're already losing your shit. 1051 01:09:56,790 --> 01:09:58,192 Fuck. Hey. 1052 01:10:03,764 --> 01:10:05,868 I... What do you wanna do about dinner? 1053 01:10:07,669 --> 01:10:08,871 I don't know. 1054 01:10:10,338 --> 01:10:11,473 Figure it out. 1055 01:10:19,047 --> 01:10:21,383 There's lasagna and salad leftover in the fridge. 1056 01:11:36,790 --> 01:11:38,256 Tom. 1057 01:11:38,258 --> 01:11:40,225 - I knew you'd come. - Hey, man, you alright? 1058 01:11:40,227 --> 01:11:42,260 Ah, I'm better now, man. 1059 01:11:42,262 --> 01:11:43,798 - Get on in, man. - Okay. 1060 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:46,933 Oh. 1061 01:11:47,936 --> 01:11:49,702 There you go. Buckle up. 1062 01:11:49,704 --> 01:11:50,739 God! 1063 01:11:51,839 --> 01:11:54,308 That place was fucking crazy. 1064 01:11:55,509 --> 01:11:56,943 - Was it? - Yeah, man. 1065 01:11:56,945 --> 01:11:59,311 It was, like, pretty hardcore aggressive. 1066 01:11:59,313 --> 01:12:01,413 - And... - Like, uh, crazy what? 1067 01:12:01,415 --> 01:12:03,015 They're doin' crazy shit or what? 1068 01:12:03,017 --> 01:12:05,051 I fucking got in there, they fucking grabbed me. 1069 01:12:05,053 --> 01:12:06,085 Like they grabbed your nuts? 1070 01:12:06,087 --> 01:12:07,953 No, they like grab you and they're like 1071 01:12:07,955 --> 01:12:10,957 "Hey, you want to get special dance in VIP room?" 1072 01:12:10,959 --> 01:12:13,792 - Oh, that's hard to pass up. - Exactly my sentiment. 1073 01:12:13,794 --> 01:12:16,028 So I was, like, yeah, I'll go. 1074 01:12:16,030 --> 01:12:18,663 So I went with her into the dance room, in the VIP room 1075 01:12:18,665 --> 01:12:20,332 and she's, like, dancing and being, like, all 1076 01:12:20,334 --> 01:12:21,501 grabby and everything. 1077 01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:23,435 And then she, like, started talking to me 1078 01:12:23,437 --> 01:12:24,970 about the fees for options. 1079 01:12:24,972 --> 01:12:27,305 And she was, like, "Uh, we can go 1080 01:12:27,307 --> 01:12:30,342 to where the manager can't see us for 700 bucks." 1081 01:12:30,344 --> 01:12:31,844 - $700? - Yeah. 1082 01:12:31,846 --> 01:12:35,014 And I was like, "No. Wh... what the fuck you talking about?" 1083 01:12:35,016 --> 01:12:36,181 She's talking about having sex with you. 1084 01:12:36,183 --> 01:12:38,184 No. That's what she makes it seem like 1085 01:12:38,186 --> 01:12:39,484 and I was thinking, you know 1086 01:12:39,486 --> 01:12:41,921 I only came here with, like, $60 in my pocket. 1087 01:12:41,923 --> 01:12:45,390 So, I was like, nah, I'm married, which I am. 1088 01:12:45,392 --> 01:12:47,659 And I probably shouldn't be going to strip clubs 1089 01:12:47,661 --> 01:12:49,862 in the first place, but, you know, it was guys' night. 1090 01:12:49,864 --> 01:12:51,197 - Guys' night. - Yeah, yeah, of course. 1091 01:12:51,199 --> 01:12:53,232 And we went to, like, 5 or 6 other places bef... 1092 01:12:56,204 --> 01:12:57,670 What? 1093 01:12:57,672 --> 01:12:59,404 Oh, shit! 1094 01:12:59,406 --> 01:13:00,973 When I was in the room with the girl 1095 01:13:00,975 --> 01:13:03,542 and she was talking to me 1096 01:13:03,544 --> 01:13:05,411 my fucking wife started calling. 1097 01:13:05,413 --> 01:13:07,380 - And I was like, "Shit." - No. 1098 01:13:07,382 --> 01:13:09,549 Uh, s... sorry, honey. I... I can't hear you. 1099 01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:11,283 It's too loud here in Seventh Heaven. 1100 01:13:11,285 --> 01:13:13,118 Hey, sugar. 1101 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,720 How much, how much money you think we can spend right now? 1102 01:13:15,722 --> 01:13:18,424 No, no, no. She only said it was $700. 1103 01:13:20,294 --> 01:13:22,862 So I just got like 20 bones 1104 01:13:22,864 --> 01:13:25,430 and I got 'em in ones and I chilled out 1105 01:13:25,432 --> 01:13:28,600 and then I got the fuck out of there. 1106 01:13:28,602 --> 01:13:30,336 - Oh, wow, man. - I don't know. 1107 01:13:30,338 --> 01:13:32,070 I don't like strip clubs, man. 1108 01:13:32,072 --> 01:13:34,640 They make me feel inadequate. 1109 01:13:34,642 --> 01:13:36,311 Oh, shit. Hold on. 1110 01:13:38,045 --> 01:13:39,744 Oh. 1111 01:13:39,746 --> 01:13:42,316 Oh, baby. 1112 01:13:42,950 --> 01:13:44,483 Aww. 1113 01:13:44,485 --> 01:13:45,751 Hello? 1114 01:13:49,022 --> 01:13:50,456 What? Wow. 1115 01:13:52,259 --> 01:13:54,659 What was that? Did you hear that shit? 1116 01:13:54,661 --> 01:13:56,528 Baby, are you there? 1117 01:13:56,530 --> 01:13:58,698 It's not okay. 1118 01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:02,501 - It... it's not okay? - It's not okay. 1119 01:14:02,503 --> 01:14:04,369 Oh, okay. Alright. 1120 01:14:04,371 --> 01:14:06,905 Uh, I'm... I'mma be there, uh, super quick. 1121 01:14:06,907 --> 01:14:08,674 I'll be there in, like, 2 minutes or so. 1122 01:14:08,676 --> 01:14:11,277 Oh, I don't feel good. 1123 01:14:11,279 --> 01:14:13,578 - I don't feel very... - Oh, no. 1124 01:14:13,580 --> 01:14:15,081 - Oh. - I'm sorry, baby. 1125 01:14:15,083 --> 01:14:17,085 - Come home. - Fuck. 1126 01:14:18,386 --> 01:14:20,653 She went on a girls' night. 1127 01:14:25,526 --> 01:14:28,594 Of course, she's fucking wasted, man. 1128 01:14:28,596 --> 01:14:30,528 Oh, alright. 1129 01:14:30,530 --> 01:14:32,530 - Uh, third house on the right. - Alright. 1130 01:14:32,532 --> 01:14:33,634 Ah. 1131 01:14:36,771 --> 01:14:39,404 Oh, uh, shit. I almost forgot. 1132 01:14:39,406 --> 01:14:41,640 Uh, new music. Mix tape. 1133 01:14:41,642 --> 01:14:42,975 - Alright. - Oh, hey, thanks, man. 1134 01:14:42,977 --> 01:14:45,043 Cool. Hey, uh, listen to it, okay? 1135 01:14:45,045 --> 01:14:46,714 Talk to you soon. 1136 01:14:47,882 --> 01:14:50,850 Oh, shit! 1137 01:14:50,852 --> 01:14:54,386 - Uh, fuck. - You okay? 1138 01:14:54,388 --> 01:14:56,988 Ah, shit. 1139 01:14:56,990 --> 01:14:59,225 I'm okay. I'm okay. I got this. 1140 01:14:59,227 --> 01:15:01,226 I got it. Thanks, Leonard. 1141 01:15:29,990 --> 01:15:32,457 I think I met a guy who does voices for the show. 1142 01:15:32,459 --> 01:15:33,958 Which character? 1143 01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:36,362 Uh, I can't remember. 1144 01:15:36,364 --> 01:15:38,532 - Maybe Lovie Loser. - Maybe. 1145 01:15:40,067 --> 01:15:42,734 Hors d'oeuvres, ladies? 1146 01:15:42,736 --> 01:15:43,838 Hey. 1147 01:15:44,806 --> 01:15:45,840 Oh! 1148 01:15:51,512 --> 01:15:53,345 Thank you. 1149 01:15:53,347 --> 01:15:54,880 I didn't pick 'em up till quarter to 6:00 1150 01:15:54,882 --> 01:15:56,681 That's why they're watching TV. I woke up late. 1151 01:15:56,683 --> 01:15:58,216 I didn't know where I was, but they're good. 1152 01:15:58,218 --> 01:15:59,754 Everything is great. 1153 01:16:05,526 --> 01:16:08,230 - You're in a good mood. - Yeah. I am. 1154 01:16:12,365 --> 01:16:13,868 Any particular reason? 1155 01:16:15,602 --> 01:16:17,138 Uh, I can't. 1156 01:16:19,874 --> 01:16:21,076 I don't know. 1157 01:16:28,615 --> 01:16:30,551 How much did you make last night? 1158 01:16:35,388 --> 01:16:37,324 I'm tired of you asking me that... 1159 01:16:38,325 --> 01:16:40,695 ...but I still love you. 1160 01:16:41,562 --> 01:16:43,498 I'm sorry. You're tired? 1161 01:16:45,031 --> 01:16:46,532 - I'm concerned. - I know. 1162 01:16:46,534 --> 01:16:48,070 You're always concerned. 1163 01:16:49,236 --> 01:16:51,903 But, I still love you. 1164 01:16:51,905 --> 01:16:54,806 Why the fuck are you talking to me like that? 1165 01:16:54,808 --> 01:16:58,042 You're angry, but I still love you. 1166 01:16:58,044 --> 01:16:59,345 Okay, you know what? What is this? 1167 01:16:59,347 --> 01:17:03,681 Some technique you got from some men's magazine? 1168 01:17:03,683 --> 01:17:07,252 I don't like it when you belittle me, but... 1169 01:17:07,254 --> 01:17:08,386 Oh, Jesus. 1170 01:17:08,388 --> 01:17:09,889 - I still love you. - I still love you. 1171 01:17:09,891 --> 01:17:11,927 - I know. I got it. Thanks. - Alright. 1172 01:17:19,032 --> 01:17:22,536 This is so s... stupid. 1173 01:17:27,874 --> 01:17:29,810 Dinner will be ready in 10. 1174 01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:54,236 I love you. 1175 01:18:02,910 --> 01:18:07,212 We are going to Bossa Nova. 1176 01:18:07,214 --> 01:18:08,680 Sure. I can do that. 1177 01:18:08,682 --> 01:18:10,181 And from this point on 1178 01:18:10,183 --> 01:18:12,618 anywhere the girl in the back decides. 1179 01:18:12,620 --> 01:18:15,854 - Whoop! - Okay. 1180 01:18:15,856 --> 01:18:19,593 - So how's your night? - It's good. Thank you. 1181 01:18:20,761 --> 01:18:22,260 And yours? 1182 01:18:22,262 --> 01:18:24,498 Mm, it's goin' okay. 1183 01:18:27,368 --> 01:18:29,801 - You have a good voice. - Oh. 1184 01:18:29,803 --> 01:18:32,007 Um, thank you. 1185 01:18:33,307 --> 01:18:37,042 Something like, uh... 1186 01:18:37,044 --> 01:18:40,179 - Like... - Something like a doctor? 1187 01:18:40,181 --> 01:18:42,547 Doctor. Yeah. 1188 01:18:42,549 --> 01:18:45,417 - You get that a lot. - I do get that a lot. 1189 01:18:45,419 --> 01:18:47,689 - That's why you said that. - That is why I said that. 1190 01:18:49,056 --> 01:18:52,390 - Are you a doctor? - No. No. 1191 01:18:52,392 --> 01:18:56,528 You said that with a subtext, like, I wish. 1192 01:18:56,530 --> 01:18:58,730 Uh, no, no, no. It just... 1193 01:18:58,732 --> 01:19:01,000 Actually, I... I used to be really queasy around 1194 01:19:01,002 --> 01:19:03,868 uh, blood, guts, that sort of thing. 1195 01:19:03,870 --> 01:19:05,373 I don't like it either. 1196 01:19:06,773 --> 01:19:08,274 But then I had somethin' happen to me 1197 01:19:08,276 --> 01:19:11,143 that, uh, changed it, actually. 1198 01:19:11,145 --> 01:19:12,577 Really? 1199 01:19:12,579 --> 01:19:15,648 - Was it a girl's period? - What the fuck? 1200 01:19:15,650 --> 01:19:17,582 Uh, uh, no. 1201 01:19:17,584 --> 01:19:20,286 No, it wasn't. 1202 01:19:20,288 --> 01:19:22,688 - Was that a good guess? - Yeah, that was a good guess. 1203 01:19:22,690 --> 01:19:23,689 That was a good guess. 1204 01:19:23,691 --> 01:19:25,291 It was actually when my, my wife 1205 01:19:25,293 --> 01:19:27,893 gave birth to my first daughter. 1206 01:19:27,895 --> 01:19:31,296 Uh, I'm in the operating room and the... and the doctor said 1207 01:19:31,298 --> 01:19:33,698 "Come around and take a look. This is incredible." 1208 01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:36,871 And, uh, I said, "No, I... I don't think I can do that." 1209 01:19:38,539 --> 01:19:40,204 You know, I... I didn't know if I was gonna be, like 1210 01:19:40,206 --> 01:19:42,608 one of those pussy-ass guys who, like, you know, just passed out 1211 01:19:42,610 --> 01:19:43,545 and, um... 1212 01:19:44,712 --> 01:19:45,844 But I did. 1213 01:19:45,846 --> 01:19:48,415 I wound up comin' around and takin' a look and... 1214 01:19:51,118 --> 01:19:53,053 You know, what I saw was... 1215 01:19:54,821 --> 01:19:57,424 You know, I'm... I'm... I'm not particularly religious... 1216 01:19:59,293 --> 01:20:00,759 ...but... 1217 01:20:00,761 --> 01:20:03,831 Did you see an angel? 1218 01:20:05,465 --> 01:20:07,332 No, no. 1219 01:20:07,334 --> 01:20:09,471 But, but what I did see was... 1220 01:20:13,740 --> 01:20:16,043 I... I saw my baby come out of my wife. 1221 01:20:17,777 --> 01:20:19,880 And when I saw her head crown... 1222 01:20:21,147 --> 01:20:24,315 ...it just hit me like a ton of bricks. 1223 01:20:24,317 --> 01:20:28,119 This is a miracle. I mean, like a real miracle. 1224 01:20:28,121 --> 01:20:30,225 How is this possible? How? 1225 01:20:32,258 --> 01:20:34,225 How did I not know about this before? 1226 01:20:34,227 --> 01:20:36,427 It's crazy. 1227 01:20:36,429 --> 01:20:40,498 I mean, a human body coming out of a human body. 1228 01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:43,237 Yeah. Unbelievable. 1229 01:20:45,606 --> 01:20:48,273 So I... I, I... 1230 01:20:48,275 --> 01:20:51,409 I... I mean, I... I almost found God, you know? 1231 01:20:51,411 --> 01:20:53,481 Uh, I mean, right there. 1232 01:20:56,750 --> 01:20:59,417 You did find God. 1233 01:20:59,419 --> 01:21:03,891 Your child is a blessing. 1234 01:21:05,860 --> 01:21:07,128 Trust me. 1235 01:21:09,163 --> 01:21:10,996 The second one's not too bad either. 1236 01:21:16,404 --> 01:21:18,005 And the wife. 1237 01:21:38,392 --> 01:21:41,560 I was lost. They found me. 1238 01:21:41,562 --> 01:21:43,694 - This is fucking incredible. - You're a good man, Leonard. 1239 01:21:43,696 --> 01:21:46,765 Oh, my God! 1240 01:21:46,767 --> 01:21:49,201 DriverX is after a shift in thinking. 1241 01:21:49,203 --> 01:21:51,302 They want the people in the cities to realize 1242 01:21:51,304 --> 01:21:54,806 that using DriverX is less than owning a car. 1243 01:21:54,808 --> 01:21:58,042 But so what? The best minds of the younger generation 1244 01:21:58,044 --> 01:22:01,246 are... are flocking to Silicon Valley 1245 01:22:01,248 --> 01:22:03,881 and working their asses off, but for what? 1246 01:22:03,883 --> 01:22:05,384 These kids, they... they really think 1247 01:22:05,386 --> 01:22:07,418 they're solving a really hard problem. 1248 01:22:07,420 --> 01:22:10,855 They're just actually solving the easiest problem 1249 01:22:10,857 --> 01:22:15,426 which is how do you extract money from the middle class 1250 01:22:15,428 --> 01:22:19,700 and give it to some obscenely rich Jew people. 1251 01:22:49,864 --> 01:22:52,997 Hey, man. Just listened to your CD. It's awesome. 1252 01:22:52,999 --> 01:22:55,167 Oh? 1253 01:22:55,169 --> 01:22:56,201 Tom? 1254 01:22:58,571 --> 01:23:02,006 Ralph's. Ralph's bathroom. 1255 01:23:02,008 --> 01:23:03,911 Shit. Which one? 1256 01:23:10,551 --> 01:23:13,385 - Tom. - Hey. 1257 01:23:18,392 --> 01:23:19,725 Come on, you gotta unlock the door, Tommy. 1258 01:23:19,727 --> 01:23:22,161 Miracle. Ah, it's a miracle. 1259 01:23:22,163 --> 01:23:24,462 Tommy, wake up. You gotta unlock the door. 1260 01:23:24,464 --> 01:23:26,698 Okay. Okay. 1261 01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:27,802 Fine. 1262 01:23:29,136 --> 01:23:30,868 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1263 01:23:30,870 --> 01:23:33,141 - Oh? - I got you. I got you. 1264 01:23:41,382 --> 01:23:43,916 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, I gotta... I gotta request. 1265 01:23:43,918 --> 01:23:45,184 - No, no, no... - Come on, I gotta... 1266 01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:47,952 No, no, no, no. This one's on me. 1267 01:23:47,954 --> 01:23:50,891 Oh, thanks, man. 1268 01:23:59,232 --> 01:24:00,368 You good? 1269 01:24:02,169 --> 01:24:03,771 In heaven, Leonard. 1270 01:24:05,739 --> 01:24:08,573 You know, you could be like Los Angeles lore. 1271 01:24:08,575 --> 01:24:12,109 Like, hey, you wanna see LA? 1272 01:24:12,111 --> 01:24:15,382 Take a ride with Leonardo. 1273 01:24:16,749 --> 01:24:20,085 That should be the rallying cry of Angelenos everywhere 1274 01:24:20,087 --> 01:24:24,021 because you've earned this. 1275 01:24:24,023 --> 01:24:26,427 Because you, Leonard... 1276 01:24:28,262 --> 01:24:32,363 ...are every other dogs' best friend. 1277 01:24:32,365 --> 01:24:35,967 You're that person, man. Important. 1278 01:24:35,969 --> 01:24:38,737 The best DriverX ever. 1279 01:24:38,739 --> 01:24:40,241 Thank you, my friend. 1280 01:24:45,012 --> 01:24:46,414 Thank you. 1281 01:24:49,282 --> 01:24:51,750 Hey, you okay? Tom? 1282 01:24:57,156 --> 01:24:58,392 Don't worry. 1283 01:25:00,893 --> 01:25:02,829 I'll get you home safe. 1284 01:25:05,932 --> 01:25:07,466 - Alright, we got steps. - Okay. 1285 01:25:07,468 --> 01:25:08,800 - Ready, one. - One. 1286 01:25:08,802 --> 01:25:10,068 - Two. - Two. 1287 01:25:17,076 --> 01:25:19,644 - What? - Girls' night out. 1288 01:25:19,646 --> 01:25:22,780 Jesus. Don't you guys ever go out together? 1289 01:25:22,782 --> 01:25:24,718 Why would we do that? 1290 01:25:25,919 --> 01:25:27,789 - Bingo. - There we go. 1291 01:25:31,157 --> 01:25:32,591 Okay. 1292 01:25:32,593 --> 01:25:34,326 - Oh! It's okay. - Sorry. 1293 01:25:34,328 --> 01:25:36,431 Alright. One, two, three. 1294 01:26:15,201 --> 01:26:18,670 Listen, take them to this address. 1295 01:26:18,672 --> 01:26:21,305 They are a Ukrainian rock band. 1296 01:26:21,307 --> 01:26:24,710 They do not speak English. Nothing. 1297 01:26:24,712 --> 01:26:26,912 Take them to hotel. 1298 01:26:26,914 --> 01:26:28,116 Nowhere else. 1299 01:26:29,282 --> 01:26:30,752 Good luck. 1300 01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:42,293 Oh, hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. 1301 01:26:42,295 --> 01:26:44,061 No smoking in the car, please. 1302 01:26:44,063 --> 01:26:46,698 Could... could you tell them no smoking in the car? 1303 01:26:49,136 --> 01:26:51,438 Really? Really, no English? 1304 01:26:52,472 --> 01:26:53,704 No, thanks. 1305 01:26:55,142 --> 01:26:56,174 Yeah. 1306 01:26:56,176 --> 01:26:59,543 Sexy. Sexy, huh? 1307 01:26:59,545 --> 01:27:01,479 What? 1308 01:27:01,481 --> 01:27:03,748 - Sexy? No, you wanna... - Sexy! 1309 01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:06,184 - Sexy. Alright. Yeah. - Sexy. 1310 01:27:11,023 --> 01:27:13,759 Oh! Oh! 1311 01:27:13,761 --> 01:27:16,364 You want a strip club? Strip club? 1312 01:27:29,276 --> 01:27:31,579 - Sexy! - Sexy! 1313 01:27:50,431 --> 01:27:53,198 Sexy! Oh! 1314 01:27:55,002 --> 01:27:56,501 Hey! Hey! 1315 01:27:56,503 --> 01:27:58,737 What the fuck! 1316 01:27:58,739 --> 01:28:00,475 Get... get off of me! 1317 01:28:02,676 --> 01:28:04,379 Get out of here! 1318 01:28:06,612 --> 01:28:08,846 Get out! Get out of here! 1319 01:28:31,271 --> 01:28:33,204 What is it? 1320 01:28:33,206 --> 01:28:36,107 I... I, I can't take anything if I don't know what it is. 1321 01:28:36,109 --> 01:28:38,275 X. 1322 01:28:38,277 --> 01:28:40,047 - Ecstasy? - X. 1323 01:29:09,109 --> 01:29:11,408 Whoo! 1324 01:30:50,377 --> 01:30:51,646 Nina! 1325 01:32:30,343 --> 01:32:34,045 "All children, except one, grow up. 1326 01:32:34,047 --> 01:32:35,579 "They soon know that they will grow up 1327 01:32:35,581 --> 01:32:38,416 "and the way Wendy knew was this. 1328 01:32:38,418 --> 01:32:39,917 "One day when she was two years old 1329 01:32:39,919 --> 01:32:41,920 "she was playing in a garden 1330 01:32:41,922 --> 01:32:45,924 "and she plucked another flower and ran with it to her mother. 1331 01:32:45,926 --> 01:32:48,426 "I suppose she must have looked rather delightful 1332 01:32:48,428 --> 01:32:51,432 "for Mrs. Darling put her hand to her heart and cried... 1333 01:32:54,767 --> 01:32:57,038 "'...Oh, why can't you remain like this forever?' 1334 01:33:00,706 --> 01:33:04,309 "This was all that passed between them on the subject 1335 01:33:04,311 --> 01:33:07,114 "but henceforth, Wendy knew that she must grow up. 1336 01:33:08,749 --> 01:33:10,818 "You always know after you are two. 1337 01:33:12,886 --> 01:33:14,888 Two is the beginning of the end." 1338 01:33:18,691 --> 01:33:21,594 - You okay, Daddy? - Yeah, yeah. 1339 01:33:23,329 --> 01:33:25,432 Yeah, Daddy loves you very much. 1340 01:33:28,101 --> 01:33:29,570 I can take over. 1341 01:33:34,106 --> 01:33:35,241 Okay. 1342 01:33:46,052 --> 01:33:48,255 I don't think you should drive so late, okay? 1343 01:33:51,090 --> 01:33:54,058 2 o'clock, and I'll turn into a pumpkin. 1344 01:33:54,060 --> 01:33:55,262 Okay. 1345 01:34:06,239 --> 01:34:08,409 Miranda, why don't you read to your sister? 1346 01:34:09,642 --> 01:34:10,844 Okay. 1347 01:34:12,445 --> 01:34:14,581 Mommy, can you lay with me? 1348 01:34:18,017 --> 01:34:20,685 I will in a minute, okay, sweetie? 1349 01:34:20,687 --> 01:34:21,989 Okay. 1350 01:36:54,510 --> 01:36:59,510 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1350 01:37:00,305 --> 01:37:06,498 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 96239

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