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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,720 - OK, I'm gonna have that one. - OK, I'm gonna have that one, 2 00:00:06,722 --> 00:00:08,640 and also that one that you picked right now. 3 00:00:08,643 --> 00:00:11,230 - What?! - Hmm. 4 00:00:11,231 --> 00:00:13,900 Oh, man. I cannot wait for Lamar to get here. 5 00:00:13,903 --> 00:00:15,320 Oh, my God, me too. 6 00:00:15,322 --> 00:00:18,620 Turns out it's actually not that nice, getting dumped, 7 00:00:18,621 --> 00:00:21,062 but at least my brother is coming, because he has to love me. 8 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:24,590 Yeah. I do think of all of your family, he is my favorite. 9 00:00:27,806 --> 00:00:28,930 He's here! 10 00:00:28,933 --> 00:00:30,769 I'm here! 11 00:00:30,770 --> 00:00:33,100 - Hey! - Yay! 12 00:00:35,738 --> 00:00:39,990 - Annie, this is for you. - Oh, my gosh. 13 00:00:39,997 --> 00:00:43,042 - Fancy. Ooh! - Wrapped it myself. 14 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,628 You're gonna like it. 15 00:00:45,633 --> 00:00:48,131 Oh, my God! 16 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:50,091 - This is perfect! - Jackpot. 17 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,761 Some chocolate turtles and a rock? 18 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:57,740 Yeah. Do you not remember junior year when Lamar visited us, 19 00:00:57,741 --> 00:01:00,518 and you passed out, we got locked out... 20 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,830 Yeah, and then me and Annie ended up going for this walk 21 00:01:02,834 --> 00:01:04,564 and we wound up sittin' on this bridge... 22 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,339 And were throwing rocks down into the water, 23 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:09,720 and I can confirm to you... 24 00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:11,140 This is where she starts lying. 25 00:01:11,142 --> 00:01:14,600 ... 100% certainty, Lamar killed a turtle. 26 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:17,020 No. No, I didn't. Not 100%. It was a can. 27 00:01:17,029 --> 00:01:20,530 I hear rock hit shell, shell shatter, 28 00:01:20,536 --> 00:01:23,159 and a turtle scream, "No!" 29 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,499 - It was a can. - OK, I'm sorry. 30 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:25,540 You know that you did it. 31 00:01:25,546 --> 00:01:28,170 OK, yeah, yeah. Very fun turtle murder memory. 32 00:01:28,176 --> 00:01:31,842 - What'd you get for me? - Here we go. This is for you, sis. 33 00:01:35,650 --> 00:01:37,440 - Codeine. - Yeah. 34 00:01:37,444 --> 00:01:40,609 Thank you. I mean, this is actually quite a good gift. 35 00:01:40,610 --> 00:01:41,879 When you used to visit us in college, 36 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,280 you would make playlists as presents. 37 00:01:43,289 --> 00:01:46,370 I mean, I was 15. Come on, that's what 15-year-olds do, right? 38 00:01:46,379 --> 00:01:47,732 Yeah, mashups, 39 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:51,219 but wasn't one called "Jams To Smash To: 40 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:53,419 A Musical Experience by Lamar"? 41 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:55,640 The funny thing is, I hadn't smashed yet at all, 42 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:56,899 so it was very aspirational. 43 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:59,480 - And you still haven't smashed. - I have smashed. I've smashed a lot. 44 00:01:59,488 --> 00:02:02,030 - Still not smashed. - I'm smashing all over the place. 45 00:02:02,035 --> 00:02:04,240 - Smash hits. - Why do I have to get a notification 46 00:02:04,248 --> 00:02:08,170 every time that this monster comments on my article? 47 00:02:08,173 --> 00:02:10,670 - What's he saying now? - He wrote, 48 00:02:10,678 --> 00:02:14,635 "Eat shit, which I know you will, because you'll eat anything." 49 00:02:14,636 --> 00:02:18,760 And then he just wrote, "Pig fuck tit bitch cum hog." 50 00:02:18,770 --> 00:02:19,779 What the... 51 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:23,477 Nobody gets to call you "pig fuck tit bitch cum hog" but me. 52 00:02:24,581 --> 00:02:26,710 That's so nice. 53 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,260 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 54 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:35,700 _ 55 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:47,800 _ 56 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:50,712 Kim? Where's Kim? I want her to hear this. 57 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:54,339 Kim! Where the fuck are you at, ho?! 58 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:56,079 Ruthie, I'm right here. 59 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,390 And we've talked about the "ho" thing. I don't... 60 00:02:58,398 --> 00:03:01,649 - Um, she's right here. - OK, great. A little announcement. 61 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:04,579 I'm throwing a reception this Friday evening. 62 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:06,700 We're turning the hallway into a gallery 63 00:03:06,707 --> 00:03:10,630 to celebrate an exciting new artist on the Portland art scene. 64 00:03:10,631 --> 00:03:14,111 I discovered him. Uh, the artist is my husband, Tony. 65 00:03:16,390 --> 00:03:18,619 Thank you. They say looking at his work 66 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:20,020 makes you feel like you fucked God. 67 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:21,610 And I mean that literally. 68 00:03:21,612 --> 00:03:23,530 I'm kidding, Andy. I know you're religious. 69 00:03:23,532 --> 00:03:25,570 - Well, I'm spiritual. - Great. Whatever. 70 00:03:25,578 --> 00:03:28,450 There's gonna be an open bar, I want you all to bring partners, 71 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,659 dates, whatever. 72 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:32,080 OK, so please dress like you've been to New York 73 00:03:32,090 --> 00:03:33,410 at some point in your life. 74 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:35,540 OK, that'll be all. I'll see you all there. 75 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:43,181 And please, people, try to arrive by horse-drawn carriage 76 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:45,360 and make sure that your butler is washed, 77 00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:47,351 because this is not Fresno. 78 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,949 You're really channeling Gabe in this moment. 79 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:51,300 It's like he's sitting here. 80 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:52,940 Thank you. 81 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:56,360 Are you actually gonna bring... someone to this party? 82 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:59,429 Oh, yeah. I'm bringin' Cindy. This is like revenge for that time 83 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:01,079 she made me see her brother's one-man show 84 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,100 about being middle class. 85 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:05,740 I guess if you're bringing Cindy, I might bring Ryan. 86 00:04:05,741 --> 00:04:07,360 Wait. The hardware store guy? 87 00:04:07,369 --> 00:04:09,490 - Mm-hmm. Mm... - Is it getting serious? 88 00:04:09,498 --> 00:04:10,803 Uh, everybody get down! 89 00:04:10,804 --> 00:04:13,170 Uh, there's someone getting actively dicked! 90 00:04:14,383 --> 00:04:16,760 - She's getting dick. - God, OK. 91 00:04:16,763 --> 00:04:19,180 Yes, I am getting dick. 92 00:04:19,184 --> 00:04:23,350 I'm getting mouth, I'm getting hand, I'm getting heart. 93 00:04:23,359 --> 00:04:27,266 I'm getting all of him, and we're a little bit of a thing, OK? 94 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,450 - OK, what is the dick like? - It's pretty straightforward, 95 00:04:30,457 --> 00:04:32,313 like a classic American dick. 96 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:35,590 - What does American mean to you? - Like Ford tough. 97 00:04:35,593 --> 00:04:37,360 Aw, Annie got some game. 98 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,639 Mm-mm-mm. 99 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,000 I'm bringing my neighbor Wayne. 100 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:43,140 He's 18 years old, and he's horny as fuck. 101 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:46,869 Ryan's horny as fuck too, so maybe they can hang. 102 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,812 - Hey. - Hey there. 103 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,772 - What's up? - Shabbat Shalom! 104 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:17,049 Oh, fuck! No! 105 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,760 - Oh, shit. Sorry. - Come on. 106 00:05:19,764 --> 00:05:22,640 Sorry. What's up? How ya doin'? 107 00:05:22,645 --> 00:05:27,920 Hey. Um, I was just calling because my boss 108 00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:30,740 is having this dumb work thing on Friday, 109 00:05:30,744 --> 00:05:33,410 and I was kinda thinking you could come with me. 110 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,670 - There's gonna be an open bar. - Oh, awesome. 111 00:05:36,673 --> 00:05:38,340 That sounds cool. 112 00:05:38,342 --> 00:05:40,715 I mean, is there gonna be a bartender? Do we have to tip him? 113 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:44,930 I mean, if we do, I can. 114 00:05:44,939 --> 00:05:48,514 I guess this kind of makes it like, our second official date? 115 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,309 Yeah. That's a big deal. 116 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,639 Mm-hmm. 117 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,499 Right on. Well, I'm gonna put it on my calendar 118 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,509 right when we hang up. 119 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:58,733 OK. Good. I'm... I'm excited. 120 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:01,889 Oh, hey! Were you gonna show me your tits earlier? 121 00:06:01,890 --> 00:06:03,720 Y-Yes, I was. 122 00:06:03,727 --> 00:06:07,900 But I feel that maybe now the moment has passed, so... 123 00:06:07,902 --> 00:06:10,570 Right. Of course. Cool. 124 00:06:10,574 --> 00:06:13,910 Um... I will see them on Friday. 125 00:06:13,914 --> 00:06:16,710 - Bye! - Bye. 126 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,859 - Hi! - Hey! 127 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:27,094 It's my Annie and Frannie! 128 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,189 Oh, wow, and the famous Lamar. 129 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:32,680 - Hey, man. Thanks for having me. - Yeah. 130 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:34,644 Fran says how good you've been to her. 131 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:37,209 - She's like our second daughter. - Well, don't feel like 132 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:38,941 you have to stop playing. It's so nice! 133 00:06:38,942 --> 00:06:42,160 - Go on, play away! Please. - OK. 134 00:06:42,170 --> 00:06:45,220 Hey, why don't you get out your oboe? We'll jam a little bit, huh? 135 00:06:45,226 --> 00:06:48,310 - No, no, no, no. No. - What's this about an oboe? 136 00:06:48,316 --> 00:06:51,530 - This is a "no oboe" zone. - Come on! 137 00:06:51,531 --> 00:06:54,030 - No-boe. - No-boe zone. 138 00:06:54,036 --> 00:06:55,490 So you must be Lamar. 139 00:06:55,496 --> 00:06:57,330 I'm Vera. Welcome. 140 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:58,960 - Oh! - Thank you for having me. 141 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,170 Oh, so nice to meet you. 142 00:07:00,173 --> 00:07:01,880 - The party can start. - It can. 143 00:07:01,885 --> 00:07:04,300 I'm a little worried about cooking for a chef. 144 00:07:04,306 --> 00:07:06,350 Don't be worried. Don't be worried about it. 145 00:07:06,351 --> 00:07:08,539 Just some Beef Wellington'll be fine. 146 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:10,940 - Something simple, ya know. - Oh. Is that hard? 147 00:07:10,944 --> 00:07:13,225 Yeah, it's pretty hard. 148 00:07:15,119 --> 00:07:17,186 And last but not least, 149 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:21,691 - Bill's special plate. - Oh, my God. 150 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:22,759 What is that? 151 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,840 Well, I've been helping him out with his diet since the surgery. 152 00:07:25,849 --> 00:07:27,720 And you're serving him the very thing 153 00:07:27,728 --> 00:07:29,730 that they removed from his body? 154 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,730 - Yeah, I thought it looked familiar. - Yes! 155 00:07:32,738 --> 00:07:34,280 OK, yeah, here we go. 156 00:07:34,282 --> 00:07:38,160 But I'm just trying to do everything I can to keep you healthy. 157 00:07:38,165 --> 00:07:41,752 So what's the latest with you, Fran? Are you still seeing someone? 158 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,130 - I actually just got dumped. - What?! 159 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,508 You'll find someone else soon. The gals love you. 160 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:51,190 You know, I wish Annie would play the field like you do. 161 00:07:51,191 --> 00:07:53,069 OK. I... 162 00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:55,475 I actually... I do play the field. 163 00:07:56,536 --> 00:07:59,749 You've never brought anyone up to me. 164 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:02,129 OK. Well, actually I'm seeing someone. 165 00:08:02,130 --> 00:08:04,300 - What? Who? - Who? 166 00:08:04,301 --> 00:08:06,930 I hope it's not a Richie Turner situation. 167 00:08:06,931 --> 00:08:09,140 Who's Richie Turner? 168 00:08:09,144 --> 00:08:12,859 We definitely don't need to go down the Richie Turner road right now. 169 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,359 He was this boy in high school 170 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,909 that Annie had such a huge crush on 171 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:18,599 it was painful! They would... Oh, God. 172 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,289 Night after night, they were on the phone all the time... 173 00:08:21,290 --> 00:08:23,640 But the thing is, he would just talk to her 174 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:25,470 all about the girls he had crushes on, 175 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,290 which made you very upset, Annie. 176 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,720 No, no, he liked Annie. He liked Annie. 177 00:08:29,727 --> 00:08:30,810 - Well... - Yeah. 178 00:08:30,812 --> 00:08:32,270 Well, he still lives in the neighborhood. 179 00:08:32,273 --> 00:08:33,888 Why don't we go settle this once and for all? 180 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,230 Yeah. 181 00:08:35,238 --> 00:08:36,849 Well, this isn't that, so... 182 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,393 I guess I just don't want you to get into some kind of... 183 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,479 unrequited thing. 184 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,690 OK, well, this is... this is not unrequited. 185 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,800 OK? His name is Ryan, he's very tall, 186 00:08:47,805 --> 00:08:52,140 he's... going with me to a work thing this week. 187 00:08:52,146 --> 00:08:55,860 - It's very requited. - OK. 188 00:08:55,862 --> 00:08:59,700 Well... uh, let's drink to Annie's boyfriend! 189 00:08:59,704 --> 00:09:02,830 - And Annie's first article. - Yes, to that, to that. 190 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:04,710 - And to Richie Turner! - Yes. 191 00:09:04,714 --> 00:09:07,840 Who is never not in the Safeway parking lot. 192 00:09:07,845 --> 00:09:09,760 It's true. 193 00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:12,176 - He's always in that parking lot! - He lives there. 194 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:15,263 Good for him! 195 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:43,760 _ 196 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:51,050 So thank you so much. Please, explore, explore, explore! 197 00:09:51,056 --> 00:09:55,430 You have fun, but remember: it is responsible feminist art, 198 00:09:55,439 --> 00:09:57,179 OK? So not too much fun, OK? 199 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,899 - Annie. Tony. - Oh, hi! 200 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,740 - So great to meet you. - Wow. 201 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:04,789 Annie's been generating a lot of hits with that article she wrote 202 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:06,499 about hitting up the strip club. 203 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,739 Oh, my goodness, I love that piece! 204 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,690 Thank you. Thank you so much! 205 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:12,339 Um, you know, actually, Gabe, speaking of my article, 206 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:14,140 I was wondering, is there a way 207 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:15,930 to turn off the comment notifications? 208 00:10:15,939 --> 00:10:18,230 Because I get one every time someone posts, 209 00:10:18,235 --> 00:10:20,570 and there's this one guy in particular who will not stop, 210 00:10:20,574 --> 00:10:23,030 - and it's getting kinda rough. - You have a troll. 211 00:10:23,036 --> 00:10:25,080 That's great! 212 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,159 Oh. Oh, thank you. 213 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,419 I mean, actually, it feels very, very bad. 214 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:32,760 And I know we don't moderate comments, 215 00:10:32,770 --> 00:10:34,920 but I was wondering if maybe there was a way to just... 216 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,999 Oh, no, no, no. Discourse is clicks. 217 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,419 Right, if you moderate an audience, 218 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:41,430 they just shut down, and then we shut down. 219 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,767 It just, it feels weird to do nothing. 220 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:44,894 Oh. 221 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:48,290 I'm so sorry, are we done here? Because I hear my name. 222 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:50,549 I think someone... I have to go explain the art. 223 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:54,060 - Very keen, the ear. - Cool. 224 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,880 _ 225 00:11:10,381 --> 00:11:12,100 Thank you. 226 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,980 - Annie! What's up? - There she is! 227 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:21,020 Yeah. Where's your guy? 228 00:11:21,027 --> 00:11:23,820 He's not here. And I don't know why, 229 00:11:23,825 --> 00:11:26,879 - and it really sucks. - Are you guys talking 230 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,680 about Annie's fake boyfriend? 231 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,357 - No. Yeah. - This is Wayne. 232 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,219 - This is my real boyfriend. - Hey. 233 00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:36,850 Annie, you don't have to be embarrassed, OK? 234 00:11:36,851 --> 00:11:39,430 - I've made up fake boyfriends before. - Me too. 235 00:11:39,439 --> 00:11:41,479 When Amadi and I first started dating, 236 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,759 he thought I was in a very serious relationship 237 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:44,780 with this guy from my work. 238 00:11:44,783 --> 00:11:47,329 - But nope, I totally made him up. - Oh, my God. 239 00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:49,959 Colin Greenstein is fake? The guy who invented yoga pants? 240 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,170 Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? 241 00:11:53,175 --> 00:11:54,630 - You know that it wasn't real! - I didn't know that. 242 00:11:54,637 --> 00:11:57,342 OK, well, Ryan's not fake. So... 243 00:11:59,479 --> 00:12:02,097 Um, I'm gonna just get some air. 244 00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:15,510 Hey, we were looking for you. Are you OK? 245 00:12:15,512 --> 00:12:17,340 Is this about that guy? 246 00:12:17,348 --> 00:12:20,520 Yeah. Yeah, I just... 247 00:12:21,272 --> 00:12:23,702 I don't know, he... he didn't even call me. 248 00:12:24,863 --> 00:12:26,240 And... 249 00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:28,620 I don't know, I just... 250 00:12:28,621 --> 00:12:33,080 I wanted him to be a part of, like, my actual life, 251 00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:36,720 - and he couldn't do it. - OK. 252 00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:39,699 I think you need to see other people. 253 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:42,310 So if I know of a guy, can I set you up? 254 00:12:42,314 --> 00:12:45,222 I mean... yes. 255 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,850 But, like, you have someone in mind, or... ? 256 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,290 I have guys in mind all the time, 257 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,719 but I can't do anything about it, 258 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,669 so someone else might as well do it. 259 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,160 - Really? - Yes! 260 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:59,640 I got married super-young, so I never got to fuck around, 261 00:12:59,641 --> 00:13:01,220 you know what I mean? So now, 262 00:13:01,227 --> 00:13:03,659 there's a guy at the deli where I get my bagel 263 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:07,230 with the egg salad, and, like, his arm, 264 00:13:07,239 --> 00:13:09,910 when he's scooping the egg salad, do you know what I mean, 265 00:13:09,912 --> 00:13:12,080 - it's like, this part right here... - Yeah. 266 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:16,210 My point is that I got so hot from it last week 267 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:19,290 that I had to go to my car and masturbate afterwards! 268 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,177 Oh, my God. Wow. 269 00:13:22,687 --> 00:13:25,262 Here's my point... you need to fuck some dudes. 270 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,730 - Oof. Really? - Yes. 271 00:13:27,739 --> 00:13:30,990 And you know what? Fuck this loser. He's done. 272 00:13:30,995 --> 00:13:33,021 I'm done, you're done, he's done. 273 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:38,460 Yeah, you're right. Like, I'm never gonna text him or call him 274 00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:40,680 or go to his house ever again. 275 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,059 Ryan? 276 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:47,579 I use Alpha Brain, 277 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:50,449 but anything with L-Tyrosine in it, 278 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,990 that shit'll get you focused like bzzzt! 279 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,669 - Pete. - Annie? 280 00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:58,045 Hey! You made it! Fuck, yeah! 281 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,130 Yeah. What exactly did I make? 282 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,799 Pencil fight. 283 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,470 All right, settle down! 284 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,560 Come on, settle down! 285 00:14:04,563 --> 00:14:08,480 Settle down! Everybody! If you want to place your bets, OK, 286 00:14:08,486 --> 00:14:10,808 you bet through my man Boris right here. 287 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:14,870 - You can bet on me to win... - Yeah! 288 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:18,107 - Kayla to win... - Yeah! 289 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,340 Who wants to see me 290 00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:21,880 kick Ryan's ass? 291 00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:25,190 Not gonna happen. 292 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,820 Kick that ass, girl! 293 00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:31,440 What is this shit? 294 00:14:31,449 --> 00:14:33,780 Oh, I mean, it's a pencil-fighting tournament. 295 00:14:33,788 --> 00:14:35,819 - Play until a pencil breaks. - I'm not taking it easy on her. 296 00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:36,833 Lots of strategy. 297 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,079 Oh, and it's egalitarian 298 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,920 because women can compete fully against men. 299 00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:42,089 Cool. 300 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,980 All right, here we go. 301 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:47,550 Aaaaah! Yeah! 302 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:51,279 I am victorious! 303 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,650 Whoo! 304 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,789 I own you! I own you! 305 00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:58,564 - Yeah! Ha ha ha ha! - Oh, man. 306 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,920 Whoo! 307 00:15:01,927 --> 00:15:04,270 Yeah, man! Yes! 308 00:15:05,183 --> 00:15:07,860 Oh. Shit. 309 00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:08,992 Annie. 310 00:15:11,195 --> 00:15:12,328 Hey. 311 00:15:15,955 --> 00:15:19,120 - Pretty cool, right? - Yeah. 312 00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:21,549 Yeah. Have you not seen my texts? 313 00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:23,964 Because my work thing was tonight, remember? 314 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:27,560 What? Shit. But wait, I... 315 00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,640 Yeah, yeah, and you stood me up, 316 00:15:29,649 --> 00:15:32,070 and everyone had their person there except for me, 317 00:15:32,071 --> 00:15:33,891 and it was really fuckin' embarrassing. 318 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:37,849 Ryan, I have to run. I told Marnie I'd cover for her. 319 00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:39,879 Oh, no, that's cool. Hey, thanks for comin' by. 320 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:40,900 I appreciate it. 321 00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:42,500 Sorry I had to like, kick your ass or whatever. 322 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,970 And I'm sorry you loved it. 323 00:15:44,971 --> 00:15:47,930 - Yeah. - All right, good to see you. OK. 324 00:15:47,936 --> 00:15:50,140 OK. 325 00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:52,110 Bye! 326 00:15:53,113 --> 00:15:54,913 Look, Annie... 327 00:15:57,580 --> 00:16:00,960 - Are you fucking her? - We have. 328 00:16:02,507 --> 00:16:05,930 - But not today. - Yeah. 329 00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:08,230 OK. 330 00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:12,270 What the fuck am I doing here? 331 00:16:12,276 --> 00:16:15,239 I feel insane. What is going on? 332 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:19,130 I mean... she's in the rotation? 333 00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:23,880 - I don't know what else to say. - "In the rotation"? 334 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:27,402 - Who else is in the rotation? - Nobody. Just you and Kayla. 335 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,760 God, I feel sick right now. 336 00:16:29,769 --> 00:16:33,076 Annie, we never said this was exclusive. 337 00:16:34,613 --> 00:16:36,949 Do you get how much it sucks 338 00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:40,080 that that's something that I would even have to say to you? 339 00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:42,410 God! I hate this. 340 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,337 I fuckin' hate this so much. 341 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,915 And pencil-fighting is the dumbest thing 342 00:16:47,916 --> 00:16:50,010 I've ever seen in my goddamn life. 343 00:16:50,018 --> 00:16:52,302 Do not talk to me ever again. 344 00:17:01,082 --> 00:17:03,230 Come and join the pasta party, bitch! 345 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,049 - Lamar made spaghetti. - Spaghetti, bitch! 346 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:09,600 - Um, I'm just gonna go to bed. - You OK? 347 00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:13,480 Um, I really can't talk about it right now. 348 00:17:13,481 --> 00:17:15,159 OK. We'll save some for you. 349 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,289 Yeah, so these are all from 350 00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:25,299 this insane market which has got 351 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,878 all the best ingredients in the world. 352 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,673 - Look. Look at that. - Ooh. Those fucking grapes. 353 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,675 But we're more into dead fish now. See, look. 354 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,270 Look at that. Look at those... Look at those fish. Look at those. 355 00:17:34,273 --> 00:17:36,520 - Oh, yeah. - That's some snapper. 356 00:17:36,528 --> 00:17:39,182 Always good with a little bit of... 357 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,170 - _ - ... some sage, just to sort of rub in, 358 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:42,369 bit of butter, bit of garlic. 359 00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:43,439 I'll never do that, 360 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,039 - but thank you. - You gotta do that. Come on. 361 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,080 Oh, shit. Ryan just texted me. 362 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:52,940 He said that he put the party in his calendar on the wrong day. 363 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,900 - Perfect. - Cool. 364 00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:58,703 Said he wants me to come over and talk to him. 365 00:18:01,327 --> 00:18:03,291 I do think I'm gonna go. 366 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,627 Really? Now? 367 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:10,130 I just feel like I need to have an actual conversation. 368 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:13,469 Sorry and as of yesterday, he was fucking other women. 369 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:15,140 Yup. This dude's a cunt. 370 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:19,610 Yeah, actually, "cunt" in America is like, a much harsher term. 371 00:18:19,614 --> 00:18:21,530 - Ya know? - Oh! Oh, too harsh? 372 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,603 Uh, how about... "fuckboy"? 373 00:18:24,582 --> 00:18:25,750 Yeah, "fuckboy" works. 374 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,290 - Both. - Yeah, both. 375 00:18:27,295 --> 00:18:31,439 Um, I guess I just feel like I need to have, like, some closure? 376 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,859 Fine. Be your own person. Whatever. 377 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:35,980 OK. 378 00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:45,030 Oh... Oh. It's OK, you can go. 379 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:47,460 Or no. I'm sorry. I... 380 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,544 No, you can go. 381 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,797 Yeah. OK. 382 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,050 Sorry. 383 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,020 Is this... 384 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,830 Uh... I'm sorry. Sorry. 385 00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:10,100 _ 386 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,060 She's back. 387 00:20:19,061 --> 00:20:21,178 - Oh, hi! - Hi. 388 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,805 Flowers from Ryan? 389 00:20:23,612 --> 00:20:25,780 No, no, no. 390 00:20:25,783 --> 00:20:29,490 - Um, yeah, I didn't go. I don't know. - Oh. 391 00:20:29,498 --> 00:20:33,231 I, um, I just got these, and then I walked around. 392 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,679 So... um, where's Fran? 393 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:42,480 Um, she found someone at a Chase Bank ATM to rebound with. 394 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:46,400 Wow. Man, there is truly no place that is too disgusting 395 00:20:46,407 --> 00:20:48,110 for your sister to hit on someone. 396 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:52,120 No truer word hath been said. 397 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,329 Um, what time do you leave tomorrow? 398 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,619 Uh, flight is at 8:00. 399 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,548 - Ooh. - Yeah. 400 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,520 Don't go. Just stay. 401 00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:03,220 I wish. I wish. 402 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,610 But I'm not leaving without a parting gift for you. 403 00:21:06,614 --> 00:21:08,750 - Yeah? - Look what I found. 404 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:13,669 "Jams To Smash To: A Musical Experience by Lamar." 405 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:15,380 The mash-up. 406 00:21:15,381 --> 00:21:17,630 - Oh, my God. - Classic. 407 00:21:17,636 --> 00:21:20,111 - You have to play it. Yeah. - We gotta play it. All right. 408 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,350 Here we go. 409 00:21:22,938 --> 00:21:24,780 ♪ Cut the music up ♪ 410 00:21:25,944 --> 00:21:27,230 ♪ A little louder ♪ 411 00:21:28,617 --> 00:21:33,200 Oh, my God, I used to think this song was so sexy. 412 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,329 And now I kind of feel like it's a little bit of a time capsule. 413 00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:38,419 Well, I knew you liked it, that's why I put it on there. 414 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,640 What? 415 00:21:40,641 --> 00:21:43,310 I mean, I-I... 416 00:21:43,312 --> 00:21:47,013 pretended like it was for the whole dorm, you know, 417 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,650 trying to be cool and stuff, but it was... 418 00:21:49,659 --> 00:21:51,476 it was made for you. 419 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,410 ♪ How to love ♪ 420 00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:56,710 Really? Is this... 421 00:21:56,714 --> 00:21:58,818 - Is this... are you serious? - Yeah. 422 00:22:00,304 --> 00:22:02,850 Didn't Fran tell you that I had a crush on you? 423 00:22:02,852 --> 00:22:04,390 No. 424 00:22:04,396 --> 00:22:07,900 I told her not to tell you so she'd tell you! 425 00:22:07,903 --> 00:22:10,700 Well, she never told me. 426 00:22:10,701 --> 00:22:12,620 Well, I definitely did. 427 00:22:12,621 --> 00:22:15,040 ♪ Your looks were so precious, but now you're grown up ♪ 428 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,920 I still do. 429 00:22:16,921 --> 00:22:19,960 ♪ But you can't have a man look at you for five seconds ♪ 430 00:22:19,969 --> 00:22:23,180 ♪ Without you being insecure ♪ 431 00:22:23,184 --> 00:22:26,270 ♪ You never credit yourself, so when you got older ♪ 432 00:22:26,273 --> 00:22:27,512 That was cool. 433 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,110 ♪ You came back ten times over ♪ 434 00:22:29,112 --> 00:22:32,619 ♪ Now you're sittin' here in this damn corner ♪ 435 00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:35,410 ♪ Lookin' through all your thoughts and lookin' over your shoulder ♪ 436 00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:38,500 ♪ You had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart ♪ 437 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:44,559 ♪ If our love is tragedy ♪ 438 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:48,230 - Oh, no. - Oh, my God. 439 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,940 No! 440 00:22:49,946 --> 00:22:52,909 I can't believe that I put this on there. 441 00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:54,660 Wh-Why did I put this on there? 442 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:57,869 - Oh, my God, that is so embarrassing. - No. 443 00:22:57,870 --> 00:23:00,879 - That is so embarrassing. - Wait. This is hell. 444 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,880 No, it isn't, it's a good kind of hell. 445 00:23:02,888 --> 00:23:05,760 - We have to turn this off. - No, no. No, it's gotta play. 446 00:23:05,769 --> 00:23:07,350 - It's gotta play. I love this. - No. 447 00:23:07,355 --> 00:23:09,100 OK, I'm gonna turn off the speaker, then. 448 00:23:09,109 --> 00:23:10,764 - I can't handle this. - Stop, stop, stop, stop. 449 00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:14,250 - Oh, shit. - Don't, don't, don't. 450 00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:18,590 ♪ Why are you my remedy? ♪ 451 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,270 ♪ If our love is tragedy ♪ 452 00:23:28,272 --> 00:23:29,940 Are we gonna smash? 453 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:33,239 ♪ Why are you my remedy? ♪ 454 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,870 I-I think we have to, right? 455 00:23:35,871 --> 00:23:37,200 Yeah. 456 00:23:37,206 --> 00:23:39,877 Just for the playlist, you know? 457 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:06,667 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 34289

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