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♪ [Rock]
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Estimated A.A.O.C., one hour,
11 minutes and 33 seconds.
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- What's A.A.O.C?
- Actual arrival on campus.
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[Nerdy Laughing]
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[Sighs]
College is gonna be so great.
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Yeah, that's what you said
when we went to high school...
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and we got the crap
knocked out of us every day.
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There were a few incorrigible elements
in high school...
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but it's completely
different at Adams.
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Adams College was one of the first schools
in the country to treat nerds with respect.
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It's the promised land,
kind of like a nerd Israel.
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[Horn Honking]
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Those guys are gonna
hurt somebody.
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I haven't been back
to Adams College for 10 years.
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The hardest part about movin' to New York
was havin' to quit the board of regents...
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not being able to spend
more time on campus.
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- It's a great school, Adam. You're gonna love it.
- I'm sure I will, sir.
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The best years of my life
were spent at Adams.
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It's where I learned
to compete, become a winner.
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I credit Adams with molding me
into the man that I am today.
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[Chuckles, Spits]
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It'll do the same for you.
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♪ [Continues]
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[Making Gun Noises]
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♪ [Continues]
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- [Beeping]
- What's that?
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Stealth technology.
It automatically detects radar...
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and slows the car downwhen police are near.
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Ah, damn.
They're only going 45.
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- Let's go get 'em.
- What for? They're not speeding.
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- They're nerds.
- [Engine Starts, Revs]
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♪ [Continues]
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♪ [Ends]
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Is there some problem,
Officer... Gab?
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It's Gable.
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Let me see your driver's license.
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It's not a very good picture.
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You got the proper
windshield wipers?
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Certainly. What would you
like to see them do?
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Just turn 'em on.
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Well, the waste in your
ashtray looks flammable.
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I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to cite you.
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We're dead.
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Air bagson the back of cars...
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would cut down on damagefrom rear-end collisions by 72.3%.
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♪ [Rock]
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I wish my son was a nerd.
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See, Ira?
Nothin' to worry about.
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This is gonna be a great year.
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[Nerdy Laughing]
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♪ [Continues]
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Boy, this is great.I mean, it's beautiful.
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Hasn't changed a bit.
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[Chattering]
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[Man] Why is that guarddressed like such a jerk?
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That's not a jerk, Dad.
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It's worse. It's a nerd.
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Protons, neutrons,
electrons merge!
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We're the atom's power surge!
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Go, Adams!
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♪ [Continues]
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♪ [Ends]
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[Man]What in the hell is a pocket protector?
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We call 'em nerd packs.
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It's what nerds wear to keep pens
from messing up their shirts.
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Maybe I shouldn't go to Adams.
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Oh, you're going here, Adam.
I named you after the damn school.
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"E" equals...
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"MC" squared!
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"E" equals "MC" squared!
All right!
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College women-
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Look how much more developed
they are than high school girls.
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Yeah, and they'll probably treat us worse
than they did in high school too.
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Ira, not if we meet
the challenge head-on.
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Look. In this love bag...
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I've got everything
we'll ever need at college-
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an illustrated edition
of the Kamma Sutra-
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- Oh! Ha!
- Huh?
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- Oh.
- A fur love glove.
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Wow!
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Oh, hey, look
what else I got.
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- Mints!
- No. Condoms.
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But we're virgins.
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Not for long.
[Laughs]
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Well, this is it, my boy.
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This is where
we used to play ball.
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This is where we beat Saint John's
the year they went to the final four.
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[Chuckles]
What a game that was.
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This is the
computer science center?
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What the hell's going on here?
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Isn't this great? They turned the gymnasiuminto the computer science center.
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We'll never have
to take P.E. Again.
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[Nerdy Laughing]
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Oh, boy. This college is even greater
than I imagined.
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And to think that my uncle is chairman
of the computer science department.
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Hey, are you sure it's okay for me to go
over to his house with you?
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- I hate to impose.
- No "problemo."
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My uncle is the greatest
guy in the world.
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I'm sure he's dying to see us.
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[Tires Screeching]
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Oh, my gosh.
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- [Gasps] Oh, honey!
- Hi.
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Hi, darling.
How was your day?
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It was wonderful. I think we got federal
funding for the solar computer project.
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- That's great.
- Big bucks
for the computer science department.
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It almost assures the dynamic systems
and I.L.G. Accounts.
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Honey, you are so fantastic.
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You just keep racking up these computer
consultant jobs for Adams.
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Well, babe,
what can I tell you?
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When you're hot... you're hot.
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[Nerdy Laugh, Coughs]
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- It's okay to laugh.
- No, it isn't.
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- It isn't hip.
- It turns me on, darling.
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Oh, Betty.
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So how was your day?
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It was great.
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I lectured on the difference
between Chagall and Miró.
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Oh, Miró's been appreciating
far more rapidly over the past 10 years.
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Darling, I'm concerned with their technique,
not their selling price.
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The heck with the technique.
Give me the green.
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- Hungry?
- Starved.
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Great, because we're
having Tuscan monkfish...
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and grilled
babyJapanese eggplant.
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- Mmm.
- Don't ruin your appetite.
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I hope we have enough
for your nephew and his friend.
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- Are they coming over?
- Yes. They're on their way.
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- Oh.
- Aren't you excited to see Harold?
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Of course I am, Betty.
I love Harold.
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He's a wonderful kid.
It's just... the way he dresses.
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He's such a... nerd.
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What's wrong with that?
You were when you were his age.
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That's why I fell
in love with you.
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I may have been perceived
as that in the past, Betty...
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but I'm certainly not
thought of that way anymore.
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- [Alarm Blaring]
- [Man's Voice] Attention!This is a smoke alert!
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[Alarm Continues Blaring]
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- Uncle Lewis.
- Harold.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Harold.
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Uh, it's not Lewis anymore.
People call me Lew now.
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- Oh, sure, Uncle Lew.
- Okay.
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- Hi, Harold.
- Aunt Betty.
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- How are you doing?
- Is it still Aunt Betty,
or are you now Elizabeth?
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- Oh, it's just, um, plain old Aunt Betty.
- Oh.
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Hey, Harold, who's your friend?
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Oh, Uncle Lewis- Lew-
and Aunt Betty...
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this is my best friend
in the whole world, Ira Poppus.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi, Ira.
- Oh, what happened to your hand, Mr. Skolnick?
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Ah, it's just a little lab accident.
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Wow.
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So, where are you boys living?
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Oh, we're over at the freshman dorm
till we pledge a fraternity.
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Which one?
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We hope to go
Lambda Lambda Lambda.
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Mm. Well, I hope you fellas are planning
on rushing other fraternities as well.
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No. Why should we?
You were a Tri-Lamb.
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Well, that's true. But one thing I've learned
in life is that appearances are everything.
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What are you putting
in their minds, Lew?
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Harold, I never told you this, but I always
wanted to be an Alpha Beta.
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Alpha Beta?
That's a jock house, isn't it?
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That's right.
And I didn't get in.
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It's something I've hadto live with my entire life.
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[Clears Throat] I, uh, loved the barbecued
purple things, Uncle Lew.
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Those are the baby
Japanese eggplant.
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- Finished, Ira?
- Uh-huh.
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L-I loved the Tuscan fish,
Mr. Skolnick.
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It's the first timeI've had fish not in stick form.
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[Nerdy Laughing]
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Boys, don't laugh like that.Don't laugh like that!
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Why not?
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Laugh any way
you want, boys.
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Sometimes your uncleis embarrassed that he's a nerd.
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- Am not.
- Are too.
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- Am not! Am not!
- Are too! Are too!
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Would you like to go with us to
the football game tomorrow, Uncle Lew?
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You gotta be kidding.
We haven't won a game in three years.
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It's not like the glory years
when I was a student at Adams.
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Your Aunt Bettyhad a boyfriend, Stan Gable.
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He was the quarterback then.
He sure knew how to win.
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But you won me, darling.
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Butterfly?
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[Giggles]
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I can't believe your Uncle Lewis
isn't proud of his past.
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Don't be ridiculous, Ira.
He's just a grown-up now. That's all.
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He was one of the founding
fathers of Lambda Lambda Lambda.
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My mom tells me he was like
a nerd George Washington.
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Maybe I was just getting
the wrong vibes.
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Of course you were.
[Sighs]
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♪ [Doorbell]
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They're playing our song.
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Oh, I love Tri-Lamb already.
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Welcome to Lambda Lambda Lambda
fraternity.
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- Uh, hi. We're interested in being Tri-Lambs.
- Hi.
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Well, you've come
to the right place.
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I'm Malcolm Pennington III,
the Tri-Lamb president.
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Are you named
after Malcolm 10?
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- [Nerdy Laughing]
- I can tell you're Tri-Lamb timber.
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[Computer Voice]
Enjoy your refreshments...
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and thank you for rushing
Tri-Lamb fraternity.
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This is the life.
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[Ira] Wow. This is so exciting.Look at all this hardware.
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Nothing but the best.Basketball players get free shoes.
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We get computers.
Which would you rather have?
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- [Both Laughing]
- Excuse me.
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I'm terribly sorry to bother you,
but I really must tinkle.
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Could you tell me
where the lavatory is?
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- Around the corner.
- Oh, thank you very much.
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Trevor Gulf. Great guy.
He's from England.
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He could be
in your pledge class.
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Oh, that's great- meeting
nerds from different lands.
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Let me introduce you
to some of the Tri-Lambs.
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[Harold]Who's that guy over there?
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Oh, uh, that's
Steve Toyota.
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Steve's the editorof the school paper.
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- Toyota!
- Enjoy your refreshments-
[Continues, Indistinct]
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I'd like you to meet,
uh, Harold and Ira.
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Toyota?
Are you Japanese?
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[Southern Drawl]
Heck no, boy. I'm Korean.
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Why do you talk like that?
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South Korean.
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Seviche with fresh cilantro.
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Thank you.
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I grew the cilantro
in our greenhouse.
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Come. Come. I'll show you.
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[Beeping]
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We grow all our own
herbs and vegetables...
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as well as orchids
to give to our dates.
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In addition to being
a gourmet chef and botanist...
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Mason is also the school mascot-
the Adams Atom.
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Boy, it looks like
you Tri-Lambs do everything.
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- [Loud Drilling]
- What's that?
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[Malcolm]That's Edith Krug.
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She's presidentof the Archaeology Society.
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She's uncovering a major findright here in the basement.
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[Coughs]
Howdy.
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- You have girls in Tri-Lamb?
- Oh, yes.
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Tri-Lamb doesn't discriminate...
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nor do we instigate
a means to segregate.
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It is ourjob to facilitatea means to educate.
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We believe that diversity
is the cement...
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the Krazy Glue, if you will...
242
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that bonds us together.
243
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Yo, bullet head! Bust it!
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- ♪ [Hip-hop]
- Tri-Lamb, here we go.
245
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Ah!
246
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♪ [Continues, Faint]
247
00:16:51,855 --> 00:16:55,086
Whoa. What a great frat.
Is this Alpha Beta?
248
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No. Lambda Lambda Lambda.
I never heard of'em.
249
00:16:58,161 --> 00:17:01,494
When I went to school, anybody
who was anybody pledged Alpha Beta.
250
00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:03,499
Come on.
We're almost there.
251
00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:11,102
- Nice house, Dad.
- What the hell happened?
252
00:17:15,178 --> 00:17:17,112
Welcome to Alpha Beta
rush week.
253
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,876
I'm Bobo Peterson,
rush week coordinator.
254
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Orrin Price, class of 1960.
255
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My son, Adam.
He'll be joining your fraternity this year.
256
00:17:25,255 --> 00:17:27,519
Oh. Want some chicken?
257
00:17:29,593 --> 00:17:33,029
Come. Join our riotous debauch.
258
00:17:38,635 --> 00:17:42,366
Tell me, what fraternity
is Lambda Lambda Lambda?
259
00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:45,340
It's a nerd house.
It's cool, isn't it?
260
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♪ [Rock]
261
00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:53,605
How's this year's
pledge class coming, Bobo?
262
00:17:53,683 --> 00:17:56,675
Oh, great. Anybody
who wants to can get in.
263
00:17:56,753 --> 00:17:59,950
I wish we could get some nerds though.
It's almost impossible.
264
00:18:00,023 --> 00:18:03,584
Wait a minute.
Nerds at Alpha Beta?
265
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Yeah. They could raise
our grade point average...
266
00:18:06,263 --> 00:18:08,629
and fix up our house real
nice like the Tri-Lambs.
267
00:18:08,698 --> 00:18:11,531
I can't believe I'm hearing this.
Dad, what happened to your fraternity?
268
00:18:11,601 --> 00:18:15,469
I never thought I'd see the day that I'd be
ashamed to be an Alpha Beta.
269
00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:19,873
Me too. Stan Gable,
class of '80.
270
00:18:19,943 --> 00:18:22,070
Orrin Price, '60.
271
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When I went to Adams, Alpha Beta was
the most respected fraternity on this campus.
272
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Yeah. Now look at 'em.
273
00:18:28,685 --> 00:18:32,177
I'm down here trying to help
these guys with rush week.
274
00:18:32,255 --> 00:18:35,349
- It's pathetic.
- You're nothing but a bunch of losers.
275
00:18:35,425 --> 00:18:37,893
Hey, who you calling losers?
276
00:18:37,961 --> 00:18:40,191
- You.
- Oh.
277
00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:44,324
You all are. You've let the nerds
take over this campus.
278
00:18:44,401 --> 00:18:48,064
It's not our fault. It was
like that when we got here.
279
00:18:48,138 --> 00:18:51,198
Well, it wasn't always
that way, Bobo.
280
00:18:51,274 --> 00:18:54,243
There was a time whenAlpha Beta stood for something.
281
00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:56,677
There was a time
when being an Alpha Beta...
282
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meant you could have any
chick on campus you wanted.
283
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:03,409
There was a time
when being an Alpha Beta...
284
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meant you could shove
anybody you wanted to around!
285
00:19:06,823 --> 00:19:09,690
I remember those days.
286
00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:13,525
You could be remembered
as the guys who take the campus back!
287
00:19:13,597 --> 00:19:16,623
We could? How?
288
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:21,603
You have to hit 'em where they hurt!
You can't just sit there like a bunch of morons...
289
00:19:21,671 --> 00:19:23,969
and let 'em roll over you!
290
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,974
You're right.
291
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,976
Let's go kick some nerd butt.
292
00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:30,911
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
293
00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:33,381
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
294
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:38,012
You're a natural-born leader, Gable.
I like your style.
295
00:19:38,088 --> 00:19:40,648
- [Phone Ringing]
- [Man's Voice] Incoming phone call.
296
00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:43,989
Hello? Oh, no!
297
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,995
That's the worst thing
I've ever heard.
298
00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:49,361
What about a beehive?
299
00:19:53,136 --> 00:19:55,070
What's wrong?
300
00:19:55,138 --> 00:19:59,268
Oh, some vandals have desecrated
the computer center.
301
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,476
[Chattering]
302
00:20:14,157 --> 00:20:17,217
[Man] Things like this make me thinkI'm getting too old for this job.
303
00:20:17,294 --> 00:20:19,353
That's nonsense, Arnold.
304
00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:21,954
You still got plenty of lead
left in your pencil.
305
00:20:22,032 --> 00:20:26,366
As dean of students, I have a responsibilityto the safety of our young people.
306
00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:28,461
I wouldn't want
any students getting hurt.
307
00:20:28,538 --> 00:20:31,939
Why would anyonedo something like this?
308
00:20:32,008 --> 00:20:35,273
Einstein never hurt anyone.
309
00:20:35,345 --> 00:20:39,076
As a concerned alumnus
whose family has contributed...
310
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millions of dollars over
the years to Adams College...
311
00:20:42,485 --> 00:20:47,388
I'm deeply troubled by what happened
at the Leon T. Price Computer Science Center.
312
00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:51,120
We share your concerns.
But what do you suggest we do?
313
00:20:51,194 --> 00:20:54,095
I think it's time Adams
moved into the '90s...
314
00:20:54,164 --> 00:20:57,065
with a new direction,
a new purpose...
315
00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:59,397
and, above all, a new dean.
316
00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:01,960
Dean Ulich is due
for retirement soon.
317
00:21:02,038 --> 00:21:04,973
He's been a great dean.
I love the man.
318
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:08,568
And I love the man too.But his time has passed.
319
00:21:08,645 --> 00:21:12,638
We need fresh blood.
We need a new dean.
320
00:21:12,716 --> 00:21:17,619
A man who, when given the properauthority and manpower...
321
00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:20,417
can restore order to our campus.
322
00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:22,788
Bold thinking, Orrin.
323
00:21:22,859 --> 00:21:26,022
I like it. What you say
makes a great deal of sense.
324
00:21:26,096 --> 00:21:28,860
We should start searching
for a new dean immediately.
325
00:21:28,932 --> 00:21:33,335
Gentleman, lady, I believe
I've found the man for the job.
326
00:21:33,403 --> 00:21:39,000
I really want to thank you from the bottom
of my heart for all you've done for me.
327
00:21:39,075 --> 00:21:41,805
I've always dreamed of being dean.
328
00:21:41,878 --> 00:21:45,041
I just want to let you know
I'm not gonna let you down.
329
00:21:45,115 --> 00:21:47,345
I'm gonna give it 110%!
330
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:51,683
- Great. You start on Monday.
- Oh, I can't on Monday.
331
00:21:51,755 --> 00:21:55,816
I was supposed to play golf.
I mean, I hope that's okay.
332
00:21:55,892 --> 00:21:58,383
- I could change it-
- Do what I say...
333
00:21:58,461 --> 00:22:01,259
and you can play golf
whenever you want.
334
00:22:01,331 --> 00:22:03,299
Oh. Where is it?
There it is.
335
00:22:03,366 --> 00:22:06,199
Now, there's somebody I wouldn't mindhaving a heart attack with.
336
00:22:07,771 --> 00:22:09,830
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
337
00:22:09,906 --> 00:22:12,898
- How about you, Stan?
- Ah, she's okay.
338
00:22:12,976 --> 00:22:15,376
I got somebody else
on my mind.
339
00:22:15,445 --> 00:22:17,413
We went together in college.
340
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,449
She left me and married
some nerd geek.
341
00:22:20,517 --> 00:22:23,816
Perhaps now is the time
to get her back.
342
00:22:23,887 --> 00:22:27,516
Now that I'm dean,
perhaps I will.
343
00:22:27,657 --> 00:22:30,888
[Woman]Pledges, you may enter.
344
00:22:35,965 --> 00:22:38,229
Remove the blindfolds.
345
00:22:42,439 --> 00:22:44,532
Are the intercoastals ready?
346
00:22:44,607 --> 00:22:47,201
[Rattling]
347
00:22:47,277 --> 00:22:49,336
Are the acolytes ready?
348
00:22:49,412 --> 00:22:53,473
Whoo, whoo, whoooo!
349
00:22:53,550 --> 00:22:55,711
We can begin.
350
00:22:55,785 --> 00:22:58,754
For the last couple of days,
Tri-Lamb has done...
351
00:22:58,822 --> 00:23:01,882
everything it can do
in order to try to impress you.
352
00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:06,793
You are the precious few who have beenselected tojoin Lambda Lambda Lambda.
353
00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:11,527
Now it's your turn
to try to impress us.
354
00:23:11,601 --> 00:23:15,128
- Whoo!
- [Rattling]
355
00:23:15,205 --> 00:23:18,504
We don't believe
in a long pledging process.
356
00:23:18,575 --> 00:23:23,069
There is absolutely no physical
hazing under any circumstances...
357
00:23:23,146 --> 00:23:26,582
but... we do have Heck Week...
358
00:23:26,649 --> 00:23:31,018
and your Heck Week
is about to begin now.
359
00:23:31,087 --> 00:23:35,854
Prepare to meetyour pledge trainer.
360
00:23:35,925 --> 00:23:38,860
♪ [Jazz]
361
00:23:40,130 --> 00:23:42,655
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
362
00:23:42,732 --> 00:23:46,031
All right. Maybe later on
I'll let you touch my leg.
363
00:23:46,102 --> 00:23:49,697
- [Groans]
- Now listen up.
364
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,844
The beanie
is a symbol of respect...
365
00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:02,510
that all pledges must showto their Tri-Lamb elders.
366
00:24:12,228 --> 00:24:17,325
The egg symbolizes the new life you areabout to embrace as Tri-Lamb eggheads.
367
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,334
Y'all must be tired of standing.
368
00:24:19,402 --> 00:24:22,530
Just to show you The King's got a heart,
I'm gonna let you sit down.
369
00:24:22,605 --> 00:24:25,438
- [Groaning]
- [Eggs Smashing]
370
00:24:25,508 --> 00:24:27,976
Quite soothing.
371
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:40,487
When the early nerds were driven
from their home by the Alpha Betas...
372
00:24:40,557 --> 00:24:42,582
and forced to live in the gym...
373
00:24:42,659 --> 00:24:45,219
they weren't able to take
their computers with them.
374
00:24:45,295 --> 00:24:49,755
Therefore, we honor their memory
by not using computers during Heck Week.
375
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:53,234
I thought they said no hazing.
376
00:24:53,303 --> 00:24:55,168
Let Heck Week begin!
377
00:25:01,945 --> 00:25:04,641
♪ [Stops]
378
00:25:06,716 --> 00:25:11,210
Pledges, Toyota
has left the building.
379
00:25:11,354 --> 00:25:15,381
- [Laughs] I don't know if it's such a good idea.
- Oh, come on, honey.
380
00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:18,586
- What about the neighbors?
- Who's gonna see us?
381
00:25:18,661 --> 00:25:20,959
[Sighs, Moans]
382
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:23,692
Oh, Lew, you're so persuasive.
383
00:25:23,766 --> 00:25:26,291
- I'll get the bubbly.
- [Giggles]
384
00:25:29,706 --> 00:25:31,697
Hurry back.
385
00:25:49,092 --> 00:25:51,026
[Doorbell Chimes]
386
00:25:51,094 --> 00:25:54,359
[Man's Voice]There is a visitor at the door.
387
00:25:57,767 --> 00:25:59,701
Stan Gable?
388
00:25:59,769 --> 00:26:01,794
Hi.
389
00:26:01,871 --> 00:26:04,339
Lew Skolnick, class of'81.
390
00:26:04,407 --> 00:26:06,341
Yeah, I remember you, Lewis.
391
00:26:06,409 --> 00:26:08,934
- You do?
- How could I forget you?
392
00:26:09,012 --> 00:26:13,108
- You stole Betty from me.
- You gonna hit me?
393
00:26:13,182 --> 00:26:15,980
No.
[Laughs]
394
00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:18,486
No. In fact, uh,
I came to apologize.
395
00:26:18,554 --> 00:26:21,717
You know, I have always felt bad
about how I was back in college.
396
00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:24,089
Listen, I was just down
at the old alma mater...
397
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,526
and I heard that you run
the computer department...
398
00:26:26,596 --> 00:26:29,463
and I thought I'd stop by
and say hi.
399
00:26:29,532 --> 00:26:34,094
[Laughs] Betty's gonna be
so surprised to see you.
400
00:26:35,705 --> 00:26:38,037
Betty, look who's here!
401
00:26:38,107 --> 00:26:41,907
- Lew! What are you doing?
- Hey, you look great, Betty.
402
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,812
Turn around!
403
00:26:47,984 --> 00:26:50,919
Both of you.
404
00:26:52,889 --> 00:26:56,290
- Betty teaches in the art department.
- Is that right? Hmm.
405
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:59,328
Okay. I'm dressed.
406
00:27:01,464 --> 00:27:03,398
I didn't know you liked art, Betty.
407
00:27:03,466 --> 00:27:06,924
Well, there are a lot of things
that you didn't know about me, Stan.
408
00:27:07,003 --> 00:27:09,938
Lewis has opened upall kinds of new worlds for me.
409
00:27:10,006 --> 00:27:12,372
I feel very fulfilled.
410
00:27:12,442 --> 00:27:14,376
That's nice.
411
00:27:14,444 --> 00:27:16,503
You married, Stan?
412
00:27:16,579 --> 00:27:19,742
No. No, I'm, uh- I'm divorced.
413
00:27:19,816 --> 00:27:23,547
[Gasps]
That's horrible. I'm really sorry.
414
00:27:23,619 --> 00:27:25,553
Well, don't be.
415
00:27:26,923 --> 00:27:30,324
There's only one girl I really... love.
416
00:27:31,394 --> 00:27:34,363
Well, I hope
someday you get her.
417
00:27:35,665 --> 00:27:37,826
Hey, do you wanna hop in
the water with Betty?
418
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:41,961
I'll get you a swimsuit. I'm gonna makesome hummus with some blue corn chips.
419
00:27:42,038 --> 00:27:44,666
Oh, no. I don't want you
to go to any trouble.
420
00:27:44,741 --> 00:27:47,005
It's not any trouble.It'd be my pleasure.
421
00:27:47,076 --> 00:27:49,510
It's just so great
that you're here.
422
00:27:55,218 --> 00:27:57,152
Well...
423
00:27:59,055 --> 00:28:01,046
what brings you here, Stan?
424
00:28:01,124 --> 00:28:05,584
Well, I just realized that I hadn't talked
to you guys in a long time...
425
00:28:05,661 --> 00:28:09,427
and, uh, I thought maybe-
426
00:28:09,499 --> 00:28:13,526
maybe... we could
get reacquainted.
427
00:28:16,472 --> 00:28:19,168
I can't believe
we ate all the hummus.
428
00:28:19,242 --> 00:28:21,437
Maybe I should make
some more.
429
00:28:21,511 --> 00:28:25,504
Well, I'm gonna get out,
'cause I'm turning into a prune.
430
00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:28,982
Aw, it's really great
seeing you guys again.
431
00:28:31,654 --> 00:28:35,215
I don't know if you've heard about it yet,
but Dean Ulich is retiring.
432
00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:37,555
I've been nominated
as his replacement.
433
00:28:37,627 --> 00:28:40,892
You're gonna be dean?
I thought you were a cop.
434
00:28:40,963 --> 00:28:44,126
The future of Adams College
is very important to me, Betty.
435
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,668
- Of course.
- As a police officer...
436
00:28:46,736 --> 00:28:50,069
you really get to see the-
the dark side of human nature.
437
00:28:50,139 --> 00:28:53,540
Now, we can't let what happened atthe computer center the other day continue.
438
00:28:53,609 --> 00:28:56,442
It's time to nip
this lawlessness in the bud.
439
00:28:56,512 --> 00:29:00,539
You know, it sounds to me like you
have the makings of a fine dean, Stan.
440
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,140
Thanks.
441
00:29:04,587 --> 00:29:06,782
I'm gonna take this in.
442
00:29:09,192 --> 00:29:13,993
You know, uh, I know I did some pretty rotten
things to you when we were in college.
443
00:29:14,063 --> 00:29:16,588
I just hope
we can become friends now.
444
00:29:17,934 --> 00:29:21,597
Well, I always liked you, Stan.
You didn't like me.
445
00:29:22,839 --> 00:29:25,433
I'd be honored
to be your friend.
446
00:29:25,508 --> 00:29:29,410
Yeah? You seem like
a pretty cool guy now.
447
00:29:29,479 --> 00:29:31,572
- I do?
- Yeah.
448
00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:35,447
[Nerdy Laughing]
449
00:29:35,518 --> 00:29:38,282
[Bubbles Popping]
450
00:29:43,426 --> 00:29:45,121
Are you okay?
451
00:29:45,194 --> 00:29:48,391
Of course. I was just
wetting the back of my head.
452
00:29:48,531 --> 00:29:51,967
♪ [Swing]
453
00:29:55,204 --> 00:29:57,934
[Toyota] Now, your first stepin becoming Tri-Lambs...
454
00:29:58,007 --> 00:30:02,615
is to prove your stamina and enduranceduring this Week of Heck.
455
00:30:02,749 --> 00:30:04,842
- ♪ [Continues]
- [Snoring]
456
00:30:06,586 --> 00:30:09,384
Next, you must demonstrateyour ability to master...
457
00:30:09,456 --> 00:30:12,118
the primitive toolsof your forefathers.
458
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,030
♪ [Stops]
459
00:30:23,103 --> 00:30:27,130
Harold, I don't think
I can make it through Heck Week.
460
00:30:27,207 --> 00:30:30,335
Don't be ridiculous, Ira.
You're doing great.
461
00:30:30,410 --> 00:30:34,005
It's just a physical reaction
to not being able to use a computer.
462
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,947
It's called C.W.S. -
computer withdrawal syndrome.
463
00:30:37,016 --> 00:30:39,007
We all have it.
464
00:30:39,085 --> 00:30:42,680
You can make it, Ira.
I know you can.
465
00:30:42,756 --> 00:30:45,190
- Okay?
- Okay.
466
00:30:47,260 --> 00:30:50,058
- Harold?
- Yes, Ira?
467
00:30:51,297 --> 00:30:54,198
Can I tell you
a secret?
468
00:30:54,267 --> 00:30:56,258
Sure.
469
00:30:56,336 --> 00:31:00,898
This is the closest
I've ever slept to a girl before.
470
00:31:00,974 --> 00:31:04,876
- [Snoring]
- Me too.
471
00:31:04,944 --> 00:31:08,175
- Not counting my mom or my sister.
- [Nerdy Laughing]
472
00:31:08,248 --> 00:31:10,876
♪ [Swing]
473
00:31:13,486 --> 00:31:15,420
[Toyota]And most importantly...
474
00:31:15,488 --> 00:31:17,786
you must show that youcan work together as one...
475
00:31:17,857 --> 00:31:20,121
by doing everythingthis week as a team.
476
00:31:27,066 --> 00:31:29,557
I can't take it anymore.
I crack!
477
00:31:29,636 --> 00:31:31,570
♪ [Stops]
478
00:31:31,638 --> 00:31:33,936
You gotta keep going.
479
00:31:34,007 --> 00:31:36,601
I can't.
It's 4:00 in the morning.
480
00:31:36,676 --> 00:31:39,144
I'm cleaning computer
hardware with a toothbrush.
481
00:31:39,212 --> 00:31:41,646
Try flossing the keyboard.
482
00:31:41,714 --> 00:31:44,274
There's only one more day.
483
00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:47,786
Tomorrow night,
after we put out the fire of desire...
484
00:31:47,854 --> 00:31:49,788
we're Tri-Lambs forever.
485
00:31:49,856 --> 00:31:52,620
♪ [Drums]
486
00:32:05,638 --> 00:32:08,436
It's impossible. We're never
gonna get this fire out.
487
00:32:08,508 --> 00:32:11,636
Oh, bosh! Now we'll
never be Tri-Lambs!
488
00:32:11,711 --> 00:32:15,670
- Think, Harold! Think!
- Think? Think.
489
00:32:15,748 --> 00:32:18,308
Wait a second. Everything
we've done this week...
490
00:32:18,384 --> 00:32:21,478
is for us to work together
as one, as a team.
491
00:32:21,554 --> 00:32:24,079
We've all gotta spit
together! That's it!
492
00:32:24,157 --> 00:32:26,125
- That's it, Harold!
- [Trevor] Good show!
493
00:32:35,034 --> 00:32:37,867
[Grunting]
494
00:32:40,707 --> 00:32:44,939
- Victory!
- [All Cheering]
495
00:32:45,011 --> 00:32:47,070
Victory!
496
00:32:48,214 --> 00:32:50,512
We did it!
497
00:32:50,650 --> 00:32:54,017
And as chairman
of the faculty senate...
498
00:32:54,087 --> 00:32:56,647
it is indeed my great pleasure...
499
00:32:56,723 --> 00:32:58,987
to give to you
a man of courage...
500
00:32:59,058 --> 00:33:03,051
a man of vision,
a man of honor.
501
00:33:03,129 --> 00:33:07,361
Ladies and gentlemen,
your new dean of students...
502
00:33:07,433 --> 00:33:10,664
Stanley Harvey Gable.
503
00:33:10,737 --> 00:33:13,433
- [Applause]
- Thank you. Thank you.
504
00:33:13,506 --> 00:33:15,440
- Dean Gable.
- Thanks, Lewis.
505
00:33:15,508 --> 00:33:18,602
- ♪ [Fanfare]
- [Malcolm] Please welcomeour newest members.
506
00:33:20,446 --> 00:33:22,380
Ira Poppus.
507
00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:26,043
[All Cooing]
508
00:33:27,921 --> 00:33:29,855
Judith Clapp.
509
00:33:30,990 --> 00:33:32,958
[All Cooing]
510
00:33:45,305 --> 00:33:49,605
You're back in action, boys.
Go get those nerds!
511
00:33:49,676 --> 00:33:52,008
Nerds!
512
00:33:52,078 --> 00:33:54,638
- Wh-What are we doing again?
- Go get 'em!
513
00:33:54,714 --> 00:33:57,308
Let's knock 'em back
to the nerd age!
514
00:33:57,383 --> 00:34:00,147
[All Whooping, Shouting]
515
00:34:00,219 --> 00:34:02,551
Trevor Gulf.
516
00:34:03,890 --> 00:34:05,824
[Cooing]
517
00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:12,956
Thank you.
[Cries]
518
00:34:13,032 --> 00:34:17,492
And last but not least, the president
of this year's pledge class...
519
00:34:17,570 --> 00:34:19,902
Harold Skolnick.
520
00:34:21,908 --> 00:34:23,899
[Cooing]
521
00:34:31,050 --> 00:34:33,814
It is with great pride and joy...
522
00:34:33,886 --> 00:34:36,855
I declare you are now officially...
523
00:34:36,923 --> 00:34:39,391
Lambda Lambda Lambdas.
524
00:34:39,459 --> 00:34:44,055
- We did it!
- [All Cheering]
525
00:34:48,935 --> 00:34:53,304
[Shouting, Yelling]
526
00:34:53,373 --> 00:34:55,807
Get away, you butt-head!
527
00:34:55,875 --> 00:34:58,366
[Shouting Continues]
528
00:35:05,618 --> 00:35:07,609
Marvelous.
Just marvelous.
529
00:35:07,687 --> 00:35:10,781
We just don't have fun like this
back in Stratfordshire.
530
00:35:10,857 --> 00:35:14,224
Please. Please. I can't get wet.
I'll get an earache!
531
00:35:14,293 --> 00:35:18,252
Why are you dissing us?
We never did anything to you!
532
00:35:18,331 --> 00:35:20,663
You were born.
That's enough.
533
00:35:20,733 --> 00:35:22,667
[Screams]
534
00:35:22,735 --> 00:35:24,760
Let's go!
535
00:35:26,706 --> 00:35:29,539
[Shouting Continues]
536
00:35:33,846 --> 00:35:36,747
Why won't they
just leave us alone?
537
00:35:36,816 --> 00:35:40,445
I don't know, Ira.
I just don't know.
538
00:35:46,325 --> 00:35:50,261
[Gentle Thudding]
539
00:35:51,964 --> 00:35:55,456
So, what seems to be
the problem, boys?
540
00:35:58,071 --> 00:36:00,631
A group of thugs ruined
our initiation picnic, sir.
541
00:36:00,707 --> 00:36:02,641
For no reason
at all, sir.
542
00:36:02,709 --> 00:36:05,041
Why would somebody
do something like that?
543
00:36:05,111 --> 00:36:09,445
We think it was the same people
who desecrated the computer center, sir.
544
00:36:09,515 --> 00:36:13,349
- You do, do you?
- It might be anti-nerd related, sir.
545
00:36:13,419 --> 00:36:15,478
Anti-nerd, huh?
546
00:36:15,555 --> 00:36:18,615
Well, I'll see what
I can do for you boys.
547
00:36:18,691 --> 00:36:22,354
Let me just, uh,
give you guys a little tip.
548
00:36:22,428 --> 00:36:25,522
Now, don't get me wrong.
Some of my best friends are nerds...
549
00:36:25,598 --> 00:36:30,228
but you people can't keep pushing yourlifestyle on others like you've been doing.
550
00:36:30,303 --> 00:36:32,737
You're only bringing
this abuse upon yourselves.
551
00:36:32,805 --> 00:36:36,036
Now, I'm sure things are
gonna be better from now on.
552
00:36:38,878 --> 00:36:42,211
Yeah. Better for me.
[Chuckles]
553
00:36:42,281 --> 00:36:46,980
Ah, it's so great
being the dean.
554
00:36:57,597 --> 00:36:59,690
[Kissing]
555
00:36:59,766 --> 00:37:01,893
Honey.
556
00:37:03,102 --> 00:37:05,798
Lewis, I-
I'm worried, honey.
557
00:37:05,872 --> 00:37:09,569
- What? You're hairy?
- No. I said I'm worried.
558
00:37:09,642 --> 00:37:12,509
Get a body wax.
559
00:37:14,547 --> 00:37:18,813
I didn't say I'm hairy.
I said I'm worried.
560
00:37:18,885 --> 00:37:21,410
What are you
worried about, honey?
561
00:37:22,722 --> 00:37:24,656
The Alpha Betas.
562
00:37:24,724 --> 00:37:27,818
[Sighs]
I feel like I'm in college again.
563
00:37:27,894 --> 00:37:31,330
I'm sitting here worrying about
the Alpha Betas, and I can't score with you.
564
00:37:31,397 --> 00:37:35,766
Well, I just can't get over that they destroyed
the Tri-Lamb initiation picnic.
565
00:37:35,835 --> 00:37:38,668
Oh, darling, that was just
fraternity high jinks.
566
00:37:38,738 --> 00:37:42,174
Remember when I panty-raided
your sorority house?
567
00:37:42,241 --> 00:37:45,142
That's the first time
I saw you naked.
568
00:37:45,211 --> 00:37:49,113
- Oh. Oh, Lewis.
- Lew.
569
00:37:49,182 --> 00:37:52,640
I've never been able
to resist you, Lew.
570
00:37:52,718 --> 00:37:55,084
That's because there's
nothing like the loving...
571
00:37:55,154 --> 00:37:58,419
of a hard-driving
computer-literate man.
572
00:37:58,491 --> 00:38:01,085
[Beeps]
573
00:38:04,330 --> 00:38:06,890
[Giggling]
574
00:38:07,033 --> 00:38:09,968
Blue 32! Hut! Hut!
575
00:38:11,571 --> 00:38:14,802
Hey, hey, hey, Slim. How you doin'?
Wanna play some ball?
576
00:38:14,874 --> 00:38:17,138
Oh, I-I don't know.
I really must be off.
577
00:38:17,210 --> 00:38:19,144
- Oh, come on.
- It's just ball, man.
578
00:38:19,212 --> 00:38:21,680
A little exercise
never hurt anybody, huh?
579
00:38:21,747 --> 00:38:24,443
Well, all right then.
What do I do?
580
00:38:24,517 --> 00:38:27,384
When I say hike, you hike me the ball,
and you run for a pass.
581
00:38:27,453 --> 00:38:31,082
- You got it? Hike. Hike!
- Hike. Yes. Hike.
582
00:38:31,157 --> 00:38:34,649
- Go. Go! Go!
- Hike.
583
00:38:34,727 --> 00:38:36,786
- Go! Go! Deeper!
- Keep going! Go!
584
00:38:36,863 --> 00:38:39,161
Go! Go! Go!
585
00:38:39,232 --> 00:38:41,132
- All the way!
- Go! Go!
586
00:38:42,435 --> 00:38:45,336
- Oh!
- [Screams]
587
00:38:45,404 --> 00:38:49,568
- Touchdown!
- Yeah! [Laughs]
588
00:38:49,642 --> 00:38:53,134
I can't believe we actually
have dates tonight.
589
00:38:53,212 --> 00:38:55,237
I know. I'm pretty excited myself.
590
00:38:55,314 --> 00:38:58,943
- Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
- Hey! Help! Help!
591
00:38:59,018 --> 00:39:01,009
- Help!
- Stop it! Ow!
592
00:39:01,087 --> 00:39:03,021
Hey! Ow!
593
00:39:03,089 --> 00:39:06,115
We want you to look good
for your dates.
594
00:39:06,192 --> 00:39:08,592
The girls are gonna love it.
595
00:39:09,962 --> 00:39:12,760
[Laughing]
596
00:39:16,802 --> 00:39:18,827
[Laughing Stops]
597
00:39:20,439 --> 00:39:23,840
I thought we'd put
these times behind us.
598
00:39:23,910 --> 00:39:26,310
Prejudice never goes away.
599
00:39:26,379 --> 00:39:30,315
It just lays at the bottom
of the swamp like pond scum...
600
00:39:30,383 --> 00:39:34,149
waiting for its moment
to come to the surface like pocker flies.
601
00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:37,348
- What's a pocker fly?
- A devious insect...
602
00:39:37,423 --> 00:39:41,826
whose larvae lie dormant
for an indeterminate gestation period...
603
00:39:41,894 --> 00:39:45,489
till they give birth
without forewarning.
604
00:39:45,564 --> 00:39:47,498
Man, sorry I asked.
605
00:39:47,566 --> 00:39:49,557
What are we
gonna do about this?
606
00:39:49,635 --> 00:39:51,899
I say we lay low,
build a cluster bomb...
607
00:39:51,971 --> 00:39:53,939
and blow the Alpha Betas
to their maker.
608
00:39:54,006 --> 00:39:56,236
Violence only breeds
more violence.
609
00:39:56,309 --> 00:39:58,243
- So?
- Ira's right.
610
00:39:58,311 --> 00:40:00,404
We've gotta work
within the system.
611
00:40:00,479 --> 00:40:04,415
Things are different than they used to be.
We nerds control the campus now.
612
00:40:04,483 --> 00:40:06,417
We've gotta use that power.
613
00:40:06,485 --> 00:40:09,921
Malcolm, you're president of the Greek Council.
Can't you do anything?
614
00:40:09,989 --> 00:40:11,923
Yes, I can.
615
00:40:11,991 --> 00:40:14,585
Toyota, you're editor
of the school paper.
616
00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:17,720
I think it's time we saw
a little editorial on our new dean.
617
00:40:17,797 --> 00:40:19,731
It'd be my pleasure.
618
00:40:19,799 --> 00:40:22,791
It's time for us
to flex our muscles.
619
00:40:28,975 --> 00:40:31,671
There isn't a muscle
in this room.
620
00:40:33,346 --> 00:40:37,646
Well, let's flex the greatest
muscle of all- our brains.
621
00:40:37,717 --> 00:40:41,175
[Nerdy Laughing]
622
00:40:44,690 --> 00:40:46,681
As president
of the Greek Council...
623
00:40:46,759 --> 00:40:51,128
I move that the Alpha Beta fraternity
be placed on social probation.
624
00:40:51,197 --> 00:40:53,165
All in favor?
625
00:40:55,468 --> 00:40:57,663
Uh, not.
626
00:40:59,205 --> 00:41:02,641
- Alpha Betas hurt nerds!
- Make them stop!
627
00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:05,734
- Alpha Betas hurt nerds!
- Make them stop!
628
00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:08,803
- Alpha Betas hurt nerds!
- Make them stop!
629
00:41:08,881 --> 00:41:11,816
- It doesn't even rhyme.
- That's not the point, Bobo.
630
00:41:11,884 --> 00:41:15,149
- Make them stop!
- Alpha Betas hurt nerds!
631
00:41:22,128 --> 00:41:26,030
[Sighs] They printed my scores
on the police boards.
632
00:41:26,098 --> 00:41:28,191
I didn't think
I did that badly.
633
00:41:28,267 --> 00:41:30,792
How'd they get that information?
It's supposed to be private.
634
00:41:30,870 --> 00:41:33,805
They're nerds. With their advanced
knowledge of computers...
635
00:41:33,873 --> 00:41:36,034
they can get any
information they want.
636
00:41:36,108 --> 00:41:39,407
Well, Dean Gable, it's time
we take off the gloves.
637
00:41:39,478 --> 00:41:42,276
It's time we start
some nerd bashing.
638
00:41:42,348 --> 00:41:45,408
I'm with you
all the way, Orrin.
639
00:41:45,484 --> 00:41:47,645
Let's let
the good times roll.
640
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:51,053
[Both Laughing]
641
00:41:56,862 --> 00:41:59,422
[Sander Whirring]
642
00:42:03,836 --> 00:42:06,361
[Laughing Continues]
643
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,806
Give me that.
You are being impaired.
644
00:42:11,877 --> 00:42:14,471
- Impeached.
- Impeached.
645
00:42:19,819 --> 00:42:21,753
Ow.
646
00:42:27,159 --> 00:42:30,026
[Toyota] Well, so muchfor flexing our muscles.
647
00:42:30,096 --> 00:42:33,554
It's time for us to play our trump card,
our ace in the hole.
648
00:42:33,632 --> 00:42:36,260
- We're gonna nuke 'em?
- Better.
649
00:42:36,335 --> 00:42:39,395
We're gonna appeal to someone
who can really help us...
650
00:42:39,472 --> 00:42:42,873
a man who many years ago fought
the battle for nerd rights.
651
00:42:45,111 --> 00:42:47,807
I'd leave well enough alone.
652
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,782
If things get any more well around here,
Mr. Skolnick, we'll all be dead.
653
00:42:51,851 --> 00:42:55,048
Well, you gotta understand
something, kids.
654
00:42:55,121 --> 00:42:58,488
These things are tricky.
You wouldn't want to create a backlash.
655
00:42:58,557 --> 00:43:03,187
Create a backlash?
We've already been lashed.
656
00:43:04,997 --> 00:43:09,024
All right. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'll talk to Dean Gable personally.
657
00:43:09,101 --> 00:43:12,093
- We've already talked to him, Uncle Lewis.
- Lew.
658
00:43:12,171 --> 00:43:15,766
Harold, you have to understand.
Dean Gable and I are like this.
659
00:43:20,579 --> 00:43:23,980
So, Stan, you really haven't
heard anything about it?
660
00:43:24,049 --> 00:43:26,244
Certainly not.
But I'll tell you this.
661
00:43:26,318 --> 00:43:29,253
I'm sure as heck gonna
get to the bottom of it right away.
662
00:43:29,321 --> 00:43:31,255
- Will you really?
- Certainly will.
663
00:43:31,323 --> 00:43:34,190
There's no place for injustice
in the Gable administration.
664
00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:36,854
- That's just what I knew you'd say.
- This is for you to sign.
665
00:43:36,929 --> 00:43:38,863
What am I signing?
666
00:43:38,931 --> 00:43:42,492
Those are the monthly
appropriations requests. It's nothing.
667
00:43:42,568 --> 00:43:45,401
Ruth, what am I supposed
to do today anyway?
668
00:43:45,471 --> 00:43:49,305
Well, where should I begin? Since you
became dean, you haven't done anything.
669
00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:51,775
Well, you don't just
rush into these things.
670
00:43:51,844 --> 00:43:54,278
Well, your budget
is due next Monday.
671
00:43:54,346 --> 00:43:56,280
Budget. I haven't
even looked at it yet.
672
00:43:56,348 --> 00:43:59,181
- How am I supposed to get it done by Monday?
- I don't know.
673
00:43:59,251 --> 00:44:02,743
Especially since you have a symposium
on educational administration this weekend.
674
00:44:02,821 --> 00:44:06,052
- Do I have to write a speech?
- It would help. Unless you're gonna wing it.
675
00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:08,389
Would you like me
to help you write a speech?
676
00:44:08,460 --> 00:44:10,553
- Would you, Lew?
- It would be my pleasure.
677
00:44:10,629 --> 00:44:12,722
Stan, you know,
I don't mean to be blunt...
678
00:44:12,798 --> 00:44:16,495
but you're never gonna make it
as dean unless you learn to use a computer.
679
00:44:16,569 --> 00:44:19,402
- [Laughs] Me use a computer?
- That's right.
680
00:44:19,471 --> 00:44:21,701
Now, Stan, the computer
is your friend.
681
00:44:21,774 --> 00:44:24,709
Well, what do I do?
682
00:44:24,777 --> 00:44:27,177
Well, you start
by cleaning it up.
683
00:44:30,249 --> 00:44:32,717
[Vacuum Whirring]
684
00:44:37,856 --> 00:44:40,188
Then you put in
a floppy disk.
685
00:44:40,259 --> 00:44:42,887
- A what?
- Floppy disk.
686
00:44:44,897 --> 00:44:47,661
- Then you turn it on.
- [Processing]
687
00:44:49,268 --> 00:44:52,328
Hey, no peeking.
688
00:44:52,404 --> 00:44:55,339
- Lew!
- [Nerdy Laughing]
689
00:44:55,407 --> 00:44:58,137
[Muffled Laughing]
690
00:45:07,286 --> 00:45:11,218
[Clears Throat]
Hay fever.
691
00:45:11,352 --> 00:45:13,252
[Harold]Hey.
692
00:45:13,321 --> 00:45:15,255
Harold.
693
00:45:17,224 --> 00:45:19,158
- So?
- So-
694
00:45:19,226 --> 00:45:21,160
It's gonna take time
to investigate...
695
00:45:21,228 --> 00:45:23,594
but I have Dean Gable's
personal assurance...
696
00:45:23,664 --> 00:45:26,758
he's gonna look into this
right after his symposium next weekend.
697
00:45:26,834 --> 00:45:28,768
You don't really believe that?
698
00:45:28,836 --> 00:45:30,770
Why shouldn't I?
699
00:45:30,838 --> 00:45:33,363
Because Gable's shinin' you on.
700
00:45:33,441 --> 00:45:36,274
It's a smoke screen.
It's a sham.
701
00:45:36,344 --> 00:45:39,404
These things are wrong.
They should be taken care of right now.
702
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,948
Harold, I understand.
703
00:45:42,016 --> 00:45:44,917
I was full of spit and vinegar
when I was your age.
704
00:45:44,986 --> 00:45:47,113
You just got to be patient.
705
00:45:47,188 --> 00:45:52,216
Sometimes it takes a while for the system
to correct mistakes.
706
00:45:52,293 --> 00:45:54,227
Well, I'm not
just gonna stand by...
707
00:45:54,295 --> 00:45:56,627
and watch my brothers
be abused and persecuted.
708
00:45:56,697 --> 00:45:58,631
I'm gonna do something
about this now.
709
00:45:58,699 --> 00:46:02,362
Harold, I wouldn't rock the boat.
You might just tip it over.
710
00:46:04,305 --> 00:46:06,364
What's happened to you,
Uncle Lewis?
711
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:10,570
- Lew.
- I don't know who you are anymore.
712
00:46:10,644 --> 00:46:13,442
The uncle I alwaysloved and admired...
713
00:46:13,514 --> 00:46:15,539
was a great
warrior for nerd rights.
714
00:46:15,616 --> 00:46:20,417
I was proud to have his Skolnick blood
running through my veins.
715
00:46:20,488 --> 00:46:22,752
His name wasn't Lew.
716
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:26,452
It was Lewis.
Lewis Skolnick.
717
00:46:33,067 --> 00:46:35,262
I can't believe
we just got rejected...
718
00:46:35,336 --> 00:46:37,600
by the American
Liberties Association.
719
00:46:37,671 --> 00:46:40,265
That's pretty low.
They defend Nazis.
720
00:46:40,341 --> 00:46:42,275
Well, we'll get
another attorney.
721
00:46:42,343 --> 00:46:44,641
Duh. Attorneys cost
mucho dinero.
722
00:46:44,712 --> 00:46:47,704
Maybe there's a Tri-Lamb alum
who will do it for free.
723
00:46:47,782 --> 00:46:49,943
We happen to have
the complete bio...
724
00:46:50,017 --> 00:46:52,781
of every Tri-Lamb
of all time right in here.
725
00:46:52,853 --> 00:46:54,787
[Computer Beeping]
726
00:46:54,855 --> 00:46:57,847
Computer analyst, accountant,
mechanical engineer...
727
00:46:57,925 --> 00:47:01,019
M.D., dentist,rocket scientist.
728
00:47:01,095 --> 00:47:03,427
Aren't there any Tri-Lambs
that became lawyers?
729
00:47:03,497 --> 00:47:05,431
[Scoffs]
We got too much integrity.
730
00:47:05,499 --> 00:47:07,433
Oh. Wait, wait.
Here's one.
731
00:47:07,501 --> 00:47:10,834
- [Harold] Bingo.
- Dudley Dawson...
732
00:47:10,905 --> 00:47:13,066
a.k.a. Booger?
733
00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:16,166
I wonder why they
call him Booger.
734
00:47:16,243 --> 00:47:18,677
[Siren Wailing]
735
00:47:18,746 --> 00:47:20,907
[Phone Rings]
736
00:47:20,981 --> 00:47:25,714
Hello? If you need an attorney called Booger,
you picked the right one.
737
00:47:25,786 --> 00:47:27,845
- [Wailing Continues]
- No, I'm kind ofbusy right now.
738
00:47:27,922 --> 00:47:29,890
I'm on my wayto meet a client.
739
00:47:31,158 --> 00:47:34,252
The Tri-Lambs are in trouble?
740
00:47:34,328 --> 00:47:36,319
I'll be right there.
741
00:47:36,397 --> 00:47:39,594
No, no, no.
I don't want any money.
742
00:47:39,667 --> 00:47:41,897
I want to go back to college.
743
00:47:41,969 --> 00:47:44,130
I want to live in a fraternity.
744
00:47:44,205 --> 00:47:46,765
I want to date college girls.
745
00:47:46,841 --> 00:47:49,275
Are the Mus still on campus?
746
00:47:49,343 --> 00:47:51,811
- [Tires Screeching]
- I'm on my way.
747
00:47:51,879 --> 00:47:56,441
Mu!
748
00:47:57,518 --> 00:47:59,452
Boy, this looks real appetizing.
749
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,216
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Those are yeast balls.
750
00:48:02,289 --> 00:48:04,223
Mmm. These are delish.
751
00:48:04,291 --> 00:48:07,055
- And nutrish.
- Let's hear it for the chef, huh?
752
00:48:07,128 --> 00:48:10,120
- [Snapping]
- Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
753
00:48:10,197 --> 00:48:12,358
Ah!
754
00:48:12,433 --> 00:48:15,800
A truly triumphant
tribute to truffles!
755
00:48:15,870 --> 00:48:17,895
Hey, can't we get some
real food, you know?
756
00:48:17,972 --> 00:48:20,907
Like Gummi bears, chips,
Lucky Charms, or Cheez Whiz?
757
00:48:20,975 --> 00:48:23,842
- Health food is good for you, Toyota.
- Hey, I can't live on sprouts.
758
00:48:23,911 --> 00:48:26,345
You know, they make my teeth itch.
Cows eat this crap.
759
00:48:26,413 --> 00:48:28,904
We're supposed to eat cows.
That's the law of nature.
760
00:48:28,983 --> 00:48:32,077
♪ [Bullhorn]
761
00:48:32,153 --> 00:48:34,587
Let's party!
762
00:48:34,655 --> 00:48:37,590
- Who are you?
- I'm your attorney.
763
00:48:37,658 --> 00:48:40,354
- Oh, Mr. Dawson.
- No, no, no. Call me Booger.
764
00:48:40,427 --> 00:48:43,760
- Certainly, Mr. Booger.
- No, no. Not Mr. Boog-
765
00:48:43,831 --> 00:48:46,698
Well, no. Wait a minute.
I kind of like that.
766
00:48:46,767 --> 00:48:50,203
"Mr. Booger."
It's kind of distinguished.
767
00:48:50,271 --> 00:48:52,865
What are you guys eating?
768
00:48:52,940 --> 00:48:54,965
Cows eat that crap!
769
00:48:55,042 --> 00:48:57,636
I like this guy already.
770
00:48:57,711 --> 00:49:00,942
[Chuckles] Hey, it's really nice of you guys
to ask me out for dinner.
771
00:49:01,015 --> 00:49:02,949
Hey, Stan, that's what friends...
772
00:49:03,017 --> 00:49:05,679
- are supposed to do with their friends.
- Well-
773
00:49:07,821 --> 00:49:09,880
- What a babe.
- Lew.
774
00:49:09,957 --> 00:49:12,050
- You can say that again.
- What a babe.
775
00:49:12,126 --> 00:49:14,390
[Nerdy Laugh, Coughs]
776
00:49:14,461 --> 00:49:18,227
Lewis, maybe, um-
Maybe you should ask her to join us.
777
00:49:18,299 --> 00:49:20,699
- Then maybe she could be Stan's date.
- Yeah.
778
00:49:20,768 --> 00:49:22,895
Hey, Stan,
wanna go out with her?
779
00:49:22,970 --> 00:49:25,666
- Well, I don't-
- Oh, come on, Stan. You know you do.
780
00:49:25,739 --> 00:49:29,072
- Well, I, uh- [Sputters]
- Go for it, honey.
781
00:49:29,143 --> 00:49:32,169
- Excuse me. Miss?
- Ooh. Yes?
782
00:49:32,246 --> 00:49:36,205
Could you, uh, tell me where the, uh,
Casa Tortilla restaurant is?
783
00:49:36,283 --> 00:49:38,410
- Oh. Um, yeah.
- Does he always do this?
784
00:49:38,485 --> 00:49:42,148
You seem to be rubbing off on him,
Stan.
785
00:49:42,223 --> 00:49:45,215
It's a wonderful restaurant.
They have great chimichangas.
786
00:49:45,292 --> 00:49:47,556
- So do you.
- Lewis!
787
00:49:47,628 --> 00:49:49,562
Wanna join us?
788
00:49:49,630 --> 00:49:51,564
Oh, I don't know.
Uh-
789
00:49:51,632 --> 00:49:53,691
No, really. You'll have a great time.
What's your name?
790
00:49:53,767 --> 00:49:56,327
- Tina.
- Tina? That's a beautiful name.
791
00:49:56,403 --> 00:49:59,998
- Thank you.
- Tina, uh, this is my wife, Betty.
792
00:50:00,074 --> 00:50:02,440
- Oh. Hello, Betty.
- Nice to meet you.
793
00:50:02,509 --> 00:50:04,443
- Nice to meet you.
- This is Tina.
794
00:50:04,511 --> 00:50:06,604
And this is our good friend
Stan Gable.
795
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,614
He's the dean
of Adams College.
796
00:50:08,682 --> 00:50:12,140
Oh, yeah. I've seen
your picture in the paper.
797
00:50:12,219 --> 00:50:14,414
You're the dean
with the low I.Q.
798
00:50:15,756 --> 00:50:17,690
- [Laughing]
- [Sighs]
799
00:50:17,758 --> 00:50:19,692
- Whose toe is that?
- Oh!
800
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,694
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop it.
801
00:50:21,762 --> 00:50:25,220
- Whoo!
- You guys are really a lot of fun.
802
00:50:25,299 --> 00:50:29,702
- Thanks for a great evening.
- Ah, hey, don't thank me. Thank Lew.
803
00:50:29,770 --> 00:50:32,671
Hey, we're the guys.
We gotta stick together.
804
00:50:34,842 --> 00:50:37,970
- [Doorbell Rings]
- [Man's Voice] There is a visitor at the door.
805
00:50:38,045 --> 00:50:41,640
- [Betty] Oh. I wonder who that could be.
- Let's have a little look-see.
806
00:50:41,715 --> 00:50:45,811
There's only one personwho can pick a nose like that.
807
00:50:45,886 --> 00:50:47,820
Booger, you son of a gun!
808
00:50:47,888 --> 00:50:50,823
Long time, no see.
I hope I'm disturbing you.
809
00:50:50,891 --> 00:50:53,155
- All wet!
- [Laughs]
810
00:50:53,227 --> 00:50:55,161
[Both Laugh]
811
00:50:55,229 --> 00:50:58,255
[Coughs]
Yeah.
812
00:50:58,332 --> 00:51:00,300
[Laughing]
813
00:51:00,367 --> 00:51:02,426
- Booger!
- Betty!
814
00:51:02,503 --> 00:51:04,596
Hey, Booger.
815
00:51:05,939 --> 00:51:08,373
Wait a minute.
816
00:51:08,442 --> 00:51:10,740
You're partying
with Stan Gable?
817
00:51:10,811 --> 00:51:12,745
Yeah. Isn't that a hoot?Who'd have thought?
818
00:51:12,813 --> 00:51:15,281
Oh, come on, Lewis!
819
00:51:15,349 --> 00:51:18,944
He hates us! He tried to destroy
the Tri-Lambs.
820
00:51:19,019 --> 00:51:21,283
Booger, that was years ago.He's a cool guy.
821
00:51:21,355 --> 00:51:23,482
- Come on. Party with us.
- I ain't partying...
822
00:51:23,557 --> 00:51:27,015
with no nerd-hater, and I can't believeyou would either.
823
00:51:27,094 --> 00:51:29,688
Stan is a changed man.
824
00:51:29,763 --> 00:51:34,700
- Yeah. Gilbert told me
you had changed too, Lewis.
- What are you talking about?
825
00:51:34,768 --> 00:51:37,635
You've become the worst
kind of nerd-
826
00:51:37,705 --> 00:51:39,730
a self-hating one.
827
00:51:39,807 --> 00:51:43,299
[Laughs] Come on, Booger.
Give me a break.
828
00:51:43,377 --> 00:51:47,143
You know, in school, you were
the George Washington of nerds.
829
00:51:47,214 --> 00:51:51,548
Now, looks like you're
the nerd Benedict Arnold.
830
00:51:53,787 --> 00:51:55,721
Booger.
831
00:51:55,789 --> 00:51:59,657
Hey, come on, man.Booger!
832
00:51:59,727 --> 00:52:02,525
[Laughs]
Can you believe that guy?
833
00:52:02,596 --> 00:52:04,655
He's got the same old hang-upshe had as an undergrad.
834
00:52:04,732 --> 00:52:07,599
Poor Booger hasn't changed at all.
[Scoffs]
835
00:52:07,735 --> 00:52:10,533
- We asked the girls what
they thought of your bod.
- [Audience Laughing]
836
00:52:10,604 --> 00:52:13,095
And they told us, Dave.
And one of them said...
837
00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:16,006
"My eyes bounced from bodaciousbiceps to bitchin' butt.'"
838
00:52:16,076 --> 00:52:18,772
[Crowd Cheering, Screaming]
839
00:52:18,846 --> 00:52:20,939
Well, you were right
about your uncle.
840
00:52:21,014 --> 00:52:23,039
He's forgotten who he is.
841
00:52:23,117 --> 00:52:25,642
But there's no pointin crying over spilled milk.
842
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:30,281
We've got a lot of work to do.
We are going to court tomorrow.
843
00:52:30,357 --> 00:52:33,451
Mason, Judy,
take care of depositions...
844
00:52:33,527 --> 00:52:36,428
requests for admissions,and proximate interrogatories.
845
00:52:36,497 --> 00:52:39,557
Malcolm, I need you and Edithto research wrongful termination...
846
00:52:39,633 --> 00:52:41,692
venue jurisdiction,
and proximate causation.
847
00:52:41,769 --> 00:52:46,206
Ira, Harold, look into contributory negligence
and assumption of risks.
848
00:52:46,273 --> 00:52:50,403
Toyota, go get us some chili dogs.
849
00:53:11,365 --> 00:53:13,299
It's almost 9:30.
850
00:53:13,367 --> 00:53:15,562
Wake up, everybody!
We're gonna be late!
851
00:53:31,318 --> 00:53:34,947
The only way you'll learn
not to jaywalk...
852
00:53:35,022 --> 00:53:37,183
is to teach you a lesson.
853
00:53:39,026 --> 00:53:41,756
I'm sentencing you
to a week of traffic school.
854
00:53:41,829 --> 00:53:43,956
You bastard!
855
00:53:44,031 --> 00:53:46,295
I'd rather go to jail.
856
00:53:46,366 --> 00:53:49,767
Fine. A week in jail
and a week of traffic school.
857
00:53:49,837 --> 00:53:51,771
Next.
858
00:53:57,377 --> 00:53:59,641
This will be a piece of cake.
859
00:54:01,048 --> 00:54:03,949
It's like leading Tri-Lambs
to the slaughter.
860
00:54:04,017 --> 00:54:06,815
[Laughs]
861
00:54:21,835 --> 00:54:24,497
[Panting]
862
00:54:24,571 --> 00:54:26,903
Well, it's about time.
863
00:54:26,974 --> 00:54:32,276
Your Honor,
I respectfully request-
864
00:54:32,346 --> 00:54:37,443
nay, demand-
an immediate injunction...
865
00:54:37,518 --> 00:54:40,180
restraining Dean Stan Gable...
866
00:54:40,254 --> 00:54:42,484
from overstepping his power...
867
00:54:42,556 --> 00:54:44,854
and discriminating
against the members...
868
00:54:44,925 --> 00:54:49,328
of the Lambda Lambda Lambda
fraternity at Adams College.
869
00:54:49,396 --> 00:54:51,830
Get out of here.
870
00:54:53,367 --> 00:54:55,631
Your Honor...
871
00:54:55,702 --> 00:55:00,002
there is a very definite abridgment
of my clients' civil rights here.
872
00:55:00,073 --> 00:55:04,407
Civil rights, my butt. There's no mention
of nerds in the Constitution.
873
00:55:04,478 --> 00:55:07,504
Get out of my courtroom.
874
00:55:10,450 --> 00:55:12,918
Ha! Thanks a lot. Appreciate it.
875
00:55:12,986 --> 00:55:14,977
Mmm.
876
00:55:16,490 --> 00:55:18,856
[Stan Laughing, Chattering]
877
00:55:18,926 --> 00:55:21,360
Bye.
878
00:55:21,428 --> 00:55:24,022
Adams isn't any different
than anywhere else.
879
00:55:24,097 --> 00:55:26,031
We've been kiddingourselves all these years.
880
00:55:26,099 --> 00:55:28,431
People still hate us.
881
00:55:28,502 --> 00:55:31,437
- What are we gonna do now?
- Isn't there some way we can appeal it?
882
00:55:31,505 --> 00:55:33,439
Not really.
883
00:55:33,507 --> 00:55:38,444
But, my little nerdlings...
884
00:55:38,512 --> 00:55:42,448
when you're really
down and out...
885
00:55:42,516 --> 00:55:45,576
there's only one thing
you can do-
886
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:50,622
And that is party
with an Omega Mu!
887
00:55:50,691 --> 00:55:54,286
- [Women Cheering]
- Mu!
888
00:55:54,361 --> 00:55:57,353
♪ [Pop]
889
00:55:59,967 --> 00:56:02,162
♪ [Continues]
890
00:56:14,581 --> 00:56:18,881
I just love the way you
Americans bust a move!
891
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,619
♪ [Pop]
892
00:56:23,690 --> 00:56:26,284
Your love line is very long.
893
00:56:27,995 --> 00:56:30,828
- It is?
- Oh, yes.
894
00:56:32,332 --> 00:56:35,927
Your palm says you
are very sensitive...
895
00:56:36,003 --> 00:56:38,028
and will be a wonderful lover.
896
00:56:38,105 --> 00:56:40,164
It does?
897
00:56:42,843 --> 00:56:45,368
Wanna see if it's true?
898
00:56:48,615 --> 00:56:51,015
Oh, well. Wait! Wait!
899
00:56:51,084 --> 00:56:54,576
Not here.
Meet me upstairs.
900
00:57:03,630 --> 00:57:07,066
♪ [Continues]
901
00:57:07,134 --> 00:57:11,230
It's been 10 years since I've slow-danced
with a Mu, Toyota.
902
00:57:11,304 --> 00:57:13,465
Enjoy it while you can.
903
00:57:16,977 --> 00:57:19,912
Hey, Ira, I think
I'm about to be de-virginized.
904
00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:22,414
- With a girl?
- Yeah.
905
00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:25,918
♪ [Continues]
906
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,248
- Hey, what's goin' on here?
- Oh, uh, Harold...
907
00:57:30,323 --> 00:57:32,917
I'd like you to meet Mechtilda.
908
00:57:32,993 --> 00:57:35,928
Mechtilda-
[Speaking Foreign Language]
909
00:57:35,996 --> 00:57:39,159
Mechtilda is a Kurdish
foreign exchange student.
910
00:57:39,232 --> 00:57:42,497
Oh, a nerd and a Kurd?
A Kurd nerd. How great.
911
00:57:42,569 --> 00:57:44,799
- [Laughing]
- [Nerdy Laughing]
912
00:57:44,871 --> 00:57:47,396
[Harold]I got to go.
913
00:57:47,474 --> 00:57:50,466
Don't forget your party hat.
[Laughs]
914
00:57:50,544 --> 00:57:52,739
I love college.
915
00:58:08,929 --> 00:58:11,955
All right! Everybody stay where you are.
This is a raid.
916
00:58:12,032 --> 00:58:16,230
Excuse me. Um, could you come back
in about 10 minutes?
917
00:58:16,303 --> 00:58:20,364
I'm Malcolm Pennington III, the Tri-Lamb
president. Do you have a warrant?
918
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,567
Of course.
919
00:58:22,642 --> 00:58:24,872
Hey, why are y'all
invading our house?
920
00:58:24,945 --> 00:58:29,405
We have reason to believe there are
illegal substances on these premises.
921
00:58:29,483 --> 00:58:33,419
- That's impossible. This is a drug-free house.
- It is?
922
00:58:33,487 --> 00:58:38,254
Any member using drugs is thrown
out of the house immediately.
923
00:58:38,325 --> 00:58:41,260
You don't eat meat.
You don't do drugs.
924
00:58:41,328 --> 00:58:43,387
What's wrong with kids today?
925
00:58:43,463 --> 00:58:46,830
We've had the benefit of learning
from your generation's mistakes.
926
00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:49,130
We believe in just saying no...
927
00:58:49,202 --> 00:58:51,397
so that-in all due respect-
928
00:58:51,471 --> 00:58:53,405
we don't turn out like you.
929
00:58:53,473 --> 00:58:56,135
Oh, well, that makes sense.
930
00:58:56,209 --> 00:59:00,839
- Then you have no objection
to us taking a look around?
- Not at all.
931
00:59:05,852 --> 00:59:07,945
Oh, Mother!
932
00:59:08,021 --> 00:59:11,616
[Policeman] It looks like somebody's aboutto harvest the bumper crop.
933
00:59:11,691 --> 00:59:15,286
This can't be.
We've been framed.
934
00:59:24,404 --> 00:59:26,998
- I think you've gone a little too far.
- Oh, you do, do you?
935
00:59:27,073 --> 00:59:30,907
I don't like it. I don't want to be a part
of anything to with drugs.
936
00:59:30,977 --> 00:59:35,311
You'll be a part of anything
I want you to be a part of.
937
00:59:37,317 --> 00:59:39,581
You understand that, Gable?
938
00:59:42,989 --> 00:59:45,822
We got those stinkin' nerds
right where want 'em.
939
00:59:47,194 --> 00:59:49,458
[All Arguing]
940
00:59:49,529 --> 00:59:51,724
This is depressing.
941
00:59:51,798 --> 00:59:55,529
Perhaps I should play a traditional tune
from my country.
942
00:59:55,602 --> 00:59:59,868
That always lifts my spirits
and makes everyone happy.
943
00:59:59,940 --> 01:00:03,304
♪ [Harmonica]
944
01:00:08,043 --> 01:00:09,977
Please.
945
01:00:10,045 --> 01:00:11,979
♪ [Continues]
946
01:00:12,047 --> 01:00:14,515
I'd rather get the chair.
947
01:00:23,391 --> 01:00:26,485
- [Door Opens]
- Ruth, tell Stan I'm here.
948
01:00:26,561 --> 01:00:29,894
Um, Dean Gable,
Lew Skolnick is here to see you.
949
01:00:29,964 --> 01:00:33,491
I'm busy. Tell him
to make an appointment.
950
01:00:33,568 --> 01:00:36,435
- You can't go in there, Lew.
- The hell I can't.
951
01:00:37,739 --> 01:00:39,707
What are you doing in here?
952
01:00:39,774 --> 01:00:43,210
- I told you I was busy.
- You know they were framed.
953
01:00:43,278 --> 01:00:45,337
The police found dope everywhere.
954
01:00:45,413 --> 01:00:48,746
Stan, you know these guys.
They wouldn't do anything like this.
955
01:00:48,817 --> 01:00:52,309
Who knows what a bunch
of nerds would do?
956
01:00:52,387 --> 01:00:55,151
You can't mean that.
957
01:00:55,223 --> 01:00:57,714
- But I do.
- This guy a friend of yours?
958
01:00:59,127 --> 01:01:01,618
No.
959
01:01:03,465 --> 01:01:05,831
Well, you sure dress like friends.
960
01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:08,027
Did you just say
we're not friends?
961
01:01:09,571 --> 01:01:11,835
You're just saying that
'cause he's here.
962
01:01:11,906 --> 01:01:15,774
I said it because I meant it.
You know, you haven't changed, Lewis.
963
01:01:15,844 --> 01:01:19,109
You're still a nerd.
And you always will be.
964
01:01:20,949 --> 01:01:24,783
You used me, Stan. I defended you
to everybody who put you down.
965
01:01:24,853 --> 01:01:27,651
I wrote your speeches.I showed you how to use a computer.
966
01:01:27,722 --> 01:01:29,883
I even fixed you up
with that nice girl Tina.
967
01:01:31,826 --> 01:01:34,454
I thought you were
my friend, Stan.
968
01:03:31,112 --> 01:03:34,878
I'm back. And this time I'm not
taking any prisoners.
969
01:03:36,384 --> 01:03:39,410
[Nerdy Laughing]
970
01:03:43,224 --> 01:03:46,489
- You're free.
- Who paid our bail?
971
01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:48,495
I don't know.
972
01:03:49,731 --> 01:03:52,598
- I did.
- [Betty] Lewis!
973
01:03:52,667 --> 01:03:54,601
Oh! Oh!
974
01:03:54,669 --> 01:03:58,298
- You're back!
- [Nerdy Laugh]
975
01:03:58,373 --> 01:04:01,274
Where did you come up
with that kind of scratch?
976
01:04:02,844 --> 01:04:07,440
Ooh. Betty,
I hope you don't mind.
977
01:04:07,515 --> 01:04:09,449
I mortgaged the house.
978
01:04:09,517 --> 01:04:12,452
Mind?
979
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:15,512
I've never been happier in my life.
980
01:04:16,958 --> 01:04:18,892
There's another little problem.
981
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:21,451
They've confiscated the Tri-Lamb house
and everything in it...
982
01:04:21,529 --> 01:04:23,793
and they've given it
to the Alpha Betas.
983
01:04:23,865 --> 01:04:25,924
- Can they do that?
- I'm afraid they can.
984
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,060
So, Betty,
if it's okay with you...
985
01:04:29,137 --> 01:04:31,935
I'd like all the Tri-Lambs
to stay in our house.
986
01:04:34,976 --> 01:04:37,137
I insist.
987
01:04:37,211 --> 01:04:39,941
- Oh, Betty, you're the greatest.
- [Laughs]
988
01:04:40,014 --> 01:04:42,278
[All]
Betty! Betty! Betty!
989
01:04:42,350 --> 01:04:44,978
Betty! Betty! Betty!
990
01:04:45,053 --> 01:04:46,987
- [Betty] Oh!
- [Chanting Continues]
991
01:04:47,055 --> 01:04:49,080
I knew you'd
come though, Uncle Lew.
992
01:04:49,157 --> 01:04:53,423
Uncle Lewis.
From now on, I'm Lewis Skolnick.
993
01:04:53,494 --> 01:04:56,088
You are such a nerd.
994
01:04:56,164 --> 01:04:58,962
Damn right I am.
995
01:04:59,033 --> 01:05:03,231
- Nerds!
- Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
996
01:05:03,304 --> 01:05:07,673
- [Chanting Continues]
- Let's go kick some Alpha Beta ass!
997
01:05:10,345 --> 01:05:12,779
[All Cheering]
998
01:05:17,018 --> 01:05:19,646
Hey, where's my regular barbers at?
999
01:05:19,721 --> 01:05:23,088
Oh, we fired 'em, 'cause they were nerds.
Mmm!
1000
01:05:23,157 --> 01:05:25,557
- Oh, good.
- But don't worry.
1001
01:05:25,626 --> 01:05:28,959
We'll take good care of you.
1002
01:05:29,030 --> 01:05:31,464
Hey, you're not makin' it
too short back there, are you?
1003
01:05:31,532 --> 01:05:34,126
Oh, no, no, no.
It's my vision of you at work.
1004
01:05:34,202 --> 01:05:36,136
It's a look of the '90s.
1005
01:05:36,204 --> 01:05:38,570
It's very now.
Very end of the millennium.
1006
01:05:38,639 --> 01:05:43,838
Hey, I heard you two shaved
two nerds' heads a while back.
1007
01:05:43,911 --> 01:05:45,845
- [Laughs]
- Yeah. It was great, huh?
1008
01:05:45,913 --> 01:05:49,041
I know.
Those nerds are us.
1009
01:05:49,117 --> 01:05:52,518
[Laughs]
The girls are gonna love it.
1010
01:05:52,587 --> 01:05:55,715
[Nerdy Laughing]
1011
01:06:03,331 --> 01:06:06,926
- You called for a plumber?
- Shower's broken. I need to bathe.
1012
01:06:07,001 --> 01:06:10,960
[Sniffs] I can tell. You've got
some righteous B.O., dude.
1013
01:06:12,106 --> 01:06:14,040
Just fix the water.
1014
01:06:40,868 --> 01:06:43,860
[Groaning]
1015
01:06:45,873 --> 01:06:50,173
Oh!
[Sputtering, Babbling]
1016
01:06:50,244 --> 01:06:52,303
♪ [Humming]
1017
01:06:52,380 --> 01:06:56,373
I've got a surprise
for you, Alpha Betas.
1018
01:06:56,451 --> 01:06:58,817
Now where is that
Pimple Clear?
1019
01:06:58,886 --> 01:07:01,320
[Robotic Whirring]
1020
01:07:02,890 --> 01:07:04,790
[Whirring Continues]
1021
01:07:04,859 --> 01:07:08,989
[Harold] We're here at the world-renownedTri-Lamb fraternity bathroom...
1022
01:07:09,063 --> 01:07:12,328
where we've secretly replacedtheir pimple clear...
1023
01:07:13,968 --> 01:07:16,732
with pimple-inducingingredients.
1024
01:07:16,804 --> 01:07:19,898
Let's see if they notice.
1025
01:07:19,974 --> 01:07:22,909
[Wolf Howling]
1026
01:07:25,646 --> 01:07:29,412
Bobo, this house
gives me the creeps.
1027
01:07:29,484 --> 01:07:32,112
Oh. It's okay, cream puff.
1028
01:07:32,186 --> 01:07:34,177
I'm here to protect you.
1029
01:07:34,255 --> 01:07:37,622
What's that on your face?
1030
01:07:37,692 --> 01:07:39,956
My nose.
1031
01:07:40,027 --> 01:07:42,621
- There's another one.
- Another what?
1032
01:07:42,697 --> 01:07:44,961
And there's another one.And another one.
1033
01:07:45,032 --> 01:07:46,966
[Panting]
1034
01:07:47,034 --> 01:07:49,798
Yuck! They're spreading!
1035
01:07:49,871 --> 01:07:53,830
[Screaming]
1036
01:07:53,908 --> 01:07:55,842
[Sobs]
1037
01:08:03,618 --> 01:08:05,586
[Panting]
1038
01:08:05,653 --> 01:08:07,621
The nerds gave me pimples!
1039
01:08:11,025 --> 01:08:13,653
The nerds gave me pimples!
1040
01:08:16,497 --> 01:08:19,728
The nerds gave me pimples!
1041
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,734
[Spits]
1042
01:08:21,802 --> 01:08:24,168
[Laughing Continues]
1043
01:08:26,507 --> 01:08:28,600
Good job, Tri-Lambs.
1044
01:08:28,676 --> 01:08:30,769
But it's time to get serious.
1045
01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:33,109
We've got to take back what's ours
and show everyone...
1046
01:08:33,180 --> 01:08:35,842
that the '90s can't
function without nerds.
1047
01:08:40,321 --> 01:08:42,289
And that was
Guido and the Tour Guides...
1048
01:08:42,356 --> 01:08:44,483
with their new hit,
"Agent Eddie."
1049
01:08:44,559 --> 01:08:46,493
What are you doing?
I'm on the air.
1050
01:08:46,561 --> 01:08:50,691
We're commandeering the Adams College
radio station in the name of nerd freedom.
1051
01:08:50,765 --> 01:08:54,861
There's no greater friend of the nerd
than the American deejay.
1052
01:08:54,936 --> 01:08:58,963
If we weren't all nerds ourselves,
we'd be on television.
1053
01:09:00,241 --> 01:09:03,699
Stan, have I got news for you.
1054
01:09:03,778 --> 01:09:05,746
What's the matter
with your face, Orrin?
1055
01:09:05,813 --> 01:09:08,873
Some secret nerd concoction.
1056
01:09:08,950 --> 01:09:11,942
The dermatologists saidthey'd never seen anything like it before.
1057
01:09:12,019 --> 01:09:13,953
- [Laughs]
- It's not funny, Stan!
1058
01:09:14,021 --> 01:09:17,718
- You look like a-
- I know, I know. A candy cane.
1059
01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:21,228
- No. A barber pole.
- Oh. Ha-ha.
1060
01:09:21,295 --> 01:09:24,992
We interrupt this program to bring you
an urgent message.
1061
01:09:28,502 --> 01:09:31,062
My name is Lewis Skolnick...
1062
01:09:31,138 --> 01:09:33,606
and I'm chairman...
1063
01:09:33,674 --> 01:09:36,837
- [Volume Increases]
- Of the computer science
department at Adams College.
1064
01:09:36,911 --> 01:09:39,675
I'm a nerd, and I'm proud of it.
1065
01:09:39,747 --> 01:09:43,308
Get your campus cops down to the radio
station and get that moron off the air.
1066
01:09:43,384 --> 01:09:46,251
My fellow nerds...
1067
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,187
we are facing the greatest challenge
we have ever faced-
1068
01:09:49,256 --> 01:09:53,693
the systematic elimination of nerd culture
from the Adams campus.
1069
01:09:53,761 --> 01:09:58,960
I, therefore, am calling
for an Adams College nerd strike.
1070
01:09:59,033 --> 01:10:03,663
I call for nerds of all agesto throw down your packs.
1071
01:10:03,738 --> 01:10:07,640
In fact, I call for anyone out there
who's ever had a brother...
1072
01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:11,405
or a sister who's a nerd, anyone
who's admired a nerd from a distance...
1073
01:10:11,479 --> 01:10:16,212
to join me in shutting this school
and all Adams city services down...
1074
01:10:16,283 --> 01:10:18,376
until our rights are restored!
1075
01:10:18,452 --> 01:10:20,818
- [Door Opens]
- Honey! Lewis!
1076
01:10:20,888 --> 01:10:23,152
- Let him go!
- I know our cause is just.
1077
01:10:23,224 --> 01:10:27,320
- Let him- Let him go!
- I know God is on our side!
1078
01:10:27,395 --> 01:10:29,829
- You let him-
- [Grunting] I know I-
1079
01:10:29,897 --> 01:10:32,331
- Lewis! Lewis!
- [Tone Ringing On Radio]
1080
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,493
- Got him!
- [Radio Knob Clicks]
1081
01:10:34,568 --> 01:10:36,968
Uh, Dean Gable, I'm leaving now.
1082
01:10:37,038 --> 01:10:40,804
- Oh, you have a hair appointment, Ruth?
- No, I'm joining the strike.
1083
01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:43,275
But you're not a nerd, Ruth.
1084
01:10:43,344 --> 01:10:45,278
No, but my son is.
1085
01:10:45,346 --> 01:10:48,941
And whatever he is or wants to be,
I support him 100%.
1086
01:10:49,016 --> 01:10:51,007
Shut it down!
1087
01:10:54,021 --> 01:10:56,581
[No Audible Dialogue]
1088
01:11:01,962 --> 01:11:04,226
[Operators Chattering]
1089
01:11:04,298 --> 01:11:06,232
- Is anybody in here?
- Hello?
1090
01:11:06,300 --> 01:11:10,066
- [Phones Ringing]
- [Overlapping Chattering]
1091
01:11:10,137 --> 01:11:12,196
Hello?
1092
01:11:27,054 --> 01:11:30,046
- [Phones Ringing]
- [Overlapping Chatter Continues]
1093
01:11:31,926 --> 01:11:34,326
[Woman] I'm sorry. I don't have that-[Continues, Indistinct]
1094
01:11:34,395 --> 01:11:39,526
[Woman #2] Please try again. It's 1-800-[Continues, Indistinct]
1095
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,693
[Chattering Stops]
1096
01:11:41,769 --> 01:11:44,237
[Phones Ringing]
1097
01:11:44,305 --> 01:11:46,967
Shut it down!
1098
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:49,168
- [Man] Shut it down!
- [Operators Shouting]
1099
01:11:49,243 --> 01:11:51,643
- [Woman] Shut it down!
- Shut it down!
1100
01:11:51,712 --> 01:11:54,306
[Operators]Strike! Strike!
1101
01:11:54,381 --> 01:11:58,681
I told you it's gonna be
a great year.
1102
01:12:00,921 --> 01:12:03,685
[All Shouting, Indistinct]
1103
01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:16,866
Ninety, 91, 92-
1104
01:12:20,374 --> 01:12:23,537
- [Stifled Laugh]
- Call the electric company.
1105
01:12:26,714 --> 01:12:28,909
Phone's dead.
1106
01:12:28,983 --> 01:12:30,974
Nerds!
1107
01:12:45,399 --> 01:12:48,994
- [Groaning]
- You know, you look like a-
1108
01:12:49,069 --> 01:12:51,037
I know, I know. A barber pole.
1109
01:12:51,105 --> 01:12:53,437
No, I was thinkin'
more like a candy cane.
1110
01:12:53,507 --> 01:12:56,408
- That's very funny.
- Look, you got any gas?
1111
01:12:56,477 --> 01:12:58,411
Oh, yeah.
Plenty of gas.
1112
01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:01,039
- [Laughs]
- [Laughs] Can't sell you any though.
1113
01:13:01,115 --> 01:13:04,448
- [Both Laughing]
- What are you, a nerd sympathizer?
1114
01:13:04,518 --> 01:13:07,112
Oh, hey. Look, I don't want anything
to do with this nerd thing.
1115
01:13:07,188 --> 01:13:09,349
I got no feeling for them
one way or the other.
1116
01:13:09,423 --> 01:13:12,051
Your computers
don't work, do they?
1117
01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:15,061
- How'd you guess?
- [Orrin] It's the sameat every station all over town.
1118
01:13:15,129 --> 01:13:17,620
- So what are we gonna do?
- Ahh.
1119
01:13:17,698 --> 01:13:20,792
Don't worry about it.
It's just as tough on them as it is on us.
1120
01:13:20,868 --> 01:13:23,234
[Horn Honking]
1121
01:13:23,304 --> 01:13:26,762
Why don't you get a horse?
[Imitates Horse Neighing]
1122
01:13:26,841 --> 01:13:28,775
[Laughs]
1123
01:13:28,843 --> 01:13:31,243
Where'd he get gas?
1124
01:13:32,313 --> 01:13:34,679
[Grinding]
1125
01:13:37,718 --> 01:13:39,879
- Methanol?
- Fill 'er up.
1126
01:13:39,954 --> 01:13:42,252
Not only are we winning
our campus back...
1127
01:13:42,323 --> 01:13:46,157
but we're recycling refuse, cutting down
on the consumption of fossil fuels...
1128
01:13:46,227 --> 01:13:48,661
and ridding the air
of nasty pollutants.
1129
01:13:48,729 --> 01:13:50,663
- [Shrieks]
- [Booger Laughing]
1130
01:13:50,731 --> 01:13:52,665
- Aah! No!
- Whoo!
1131
01:13:52,733 --> 01:13:54,758
[Laughing]
1132
01:13:54,835 --> 01:13:57,895
[Phone Rings]
1133
01:13:58,973 --> 01:14:01,601
- [Booger Laughing]
- Whoo-hoo!
1134
01:14:01,675 --> 01:14:03,609
- [Laughing Continues]
- [Women Shrieking]
1135
01:14:03,677 --> 01:14:05,611
[Screams]
Oh, Booger!
1136
01:14:05,679 --> 01:14:07,772
- [Women Shrieking]
- [Booger Laughing]
1137
01:14:07,848 --> 01:14:11,079
- Mr. Skolnick.
- Ira, call me Lewis.
1138
01:14:11,151 --> 01:14:15,451
Lewis. We are receiving tremendous
nerd support from all across the city.
1139
01:14:15,522 --> 01:14:17,456
That's wonderful.
Get on the modems...
1140
01:14:17,524 --> 01:14:19,617
and contact all the ex-Tri-Lambs
across the country.
1141
01:14:19,693 --> 01:14:21,718
I want them here
for the nerd-in.
1142
01:14:21,795 --> 01:14:23,592
Mr. Skolnick?
1143
01:14:23,664 --> 01:14:26,030
- [Shutter Clicks]
- [Crowd Cheering]
1144
01:14:34,541 --> 01:14:36,634
- [Feedback]
- They call us nerds...
1145
01:14:36,710 --> 01:14:39,110
because we've always
been nice to people.
1146
01:14:39,179 --> 01:14:41,272
- [Crowd Cheers]
- They call us nerds...
1147
01:14:41,348 --> 01:14:43,873
- because we get good grades.
- [Crowd Cheers]
1148
01:14:43,951 --> 01:14:47,682
They call us nerds because we treat
our parents with respect.
1149
01:14:47,755 --> 01:14:50,952
- [Crowd Cheers]
- Well, they're right.
1150
01:14:51,025 --> 01:14:52,959
- We're nerds.
- [Man] We're nerds!
1151
01:14:53,027 --> 01:14:55,621
And we're very wet,
and we're very upset.
1152
01:14:55,696 --> 01:14:57,630
[Crowd Cheers]
1153
01:14:57,698 --> 01:15:01,964
We're nerds. We're wet.
We're very, very upset.
1154
01:15:02,036 --> 01:15:06,466
We're nerds! We're wet!
We're very, very upset!
1155
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:10,434
We're nerds! We're wet!
We're very, very upset!
1156
01:15:10,504 --> 01:15:12,438
- We're nerds! We're wet!
- He's right.
1157
01:15:12,506 --> 01:15:14,440
- Let's take these off.
- We're very, very upset!
1158
01:15:14,508 --> 01:15:16,840
- [Chanting Continues]
- Isn't this great?
1159
01:15:16,910 --> 01:15:19,811
The old gang isn't coming.
1160
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,075
They live all over the country.
1161
01:15:22,149 --> 01:15:25,641
They have their own problems
and their own lives.
1162
01:15:25,719 --> 01:15:28,017
Yeah, but they know
I sold out.
1163
01:15:28,088 --> 01:15:32,024
Even my ex-best friend, Gilbert,
knows I'm a traitor to our people.
1164
01:15:32,092 --> 01:15:34,856
We're wet!
We're very, very upset!
1165
01:15:34,928 --> 01:15:38,955
We're nerds! We're wet!We're very, very upset!
1166
01:15:39,032 --> 01:15:43,025
- [Chanting Continues]
- Hey, Gable. Boo!
1167
01:15:43,103 --> 01:15:46,698
We're nerds! We're wet!
We're very, very upset!
1168
01:15:46,773 --> 01:15:50,641
Ladies and gentlemen,
look who finally decided to show up.
1169
01:15:50,711 --> 01:15:55,614
Our dean, Stan Harvey Gable.
1170
01:15:55,682 --> 01:15:58,048
[Booing, Hissing]
1171
01:15:58,118 --> 01:16:00,245
You nerds have ruined my life.
1172
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:02,345
How'd we do that, Stanley?
1173
01:16:02,422 --> 01:16:04,652
I used to be
a big man on campus...
1174
01:16:04,725 --> 01:16:06,784
until you humiliated me
at the pep rally.
1175
01:16:08,195 --> 01:16:12,154
Then you stole Betty away from me.
[Panting]
1176
01:16:12,232 --> 01:16:15,690
After that, not another living soul everrespected me again.
1177
01:16:15,769 --> 01:16:17,999
You're such a victim, Stan, aren't you?
1178
01:16:18,071 --> 01:16:21,507
Maybe you ought to start takingresponsibility for your actions...
1179
01:16:21,575 --> 01:16:25,443
instead of blaming all your faults
and failures on others.
1180
01:16:28,915 --> 01:16:31,850
Uhh! Get! Get!
1181
01:16:31,918 --> 01:16:34,648
- [Crowd Cheering]
- [Man] Gable, you jerk!
1182
01:16:36,723 --> 01:16:39,521
[Woman]Gable is unable!
1183
01:16:39,593 --> 01:16:42,255
[Man #2]Get off the campus, Gable!
1184
01:16:42,329 --> 01:16:45,230
[Cheering,Shouting Continues]
1185
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:49,228
[Man]Not a friend to nerds!
1186
01:16:51,938 --> 01:16:54,168
- [Door Closes]
- [Sighs]
1187
01:16:54,241 --> 01:16:58,405
The campus police
have joined the strike.
1188
01:16:58,478 --> 01:17:01,641
They're everywhere. It seems as if
you shake anyone's family tree...
1189
01:17:01,715 --> 01:17:03,842
a couple of nerds will drop out.
1190
01:17:03,917 --> 01:17:06,477
Maybe we should
try and negotiate.
1191
01:17:06,553 --> 01:17:09,488
I don't negotiate with nerds.
1192
01:17:09,556 --> 01:17:11,649
Well, what are we gonna do,
Orrin?
1193
01:17:11,725 --> 01:17:13,989
The press is gonna have
a field day with this.
1194
01:17:14,061 --> 01:17:16,495
I'm gonna be the laughingstock
of the entire country.
1195
01:17:16,563 --> 01:17:19,760
The school is paralyzed. There's no
telephones, no electricity, no gas.
1196
01:17:19,833 --> 01:17:21,767
It's like Baghdad around here!
1197
01:17:21,835 --> 01:17:23,598
Shut up!
1198
01:17:23,670 --> 01:17:29,302
We destroy Lewis Skolnick, the rest of those
nerds will fall like a deck of cards.
1199
01:17:29,376 --> 01:17:32,174
How would you destroy him?
1200
01:17:32,245 --> 01:17:37,342
By revealing his misuse
of Adams College funds.
1201
01:17:37,417 --> 01:17:40,181
Lewis has been misusing
Adams funds?
1202
01:17:40,253 --> 01:17:42,585
Remember those papers
I had you have him sign?
1203
01:17:42,656 --> 01:17:45,386
- Yeah.
- Well, Lewis doesn't know it...
1204
01:17:45,459 --> 01:17:47,689
but I've been using part
of his monthly appropriation...
1205
01:17:47,761 --> 01:17:49,820
to get things that I think
the college needs.
1206
01:17:49,896 --> 01:17:51,887
Like what?
1207
01:17:53,667 --> 01:17:58,195
Like procuring women for the football players,
new yacht, Lear jet-
1208
01:17:58,271 --> 01:18:00,205
things the school needs.
1209
01:18:00,273 --> 01:18:02,571
Well, why didn't you
tell me about this?
1210
01:18:02,642 --> 01:18:05,736
- I didn't think that was necessary.
- Not necessary?
1211
01:18:05,812 --> 01:18:07,746
I'm the dean!
1212
01:18:07,814 --> 01:18:10,647
Come on, Stan.
1213
01:18:10,717 --> 01:18:13,151
We both know what you are.
[Chuckles]
1214
01:18:13,220 --> 01:18:16,849
And if you want to stay the dean,
you'll keep your mouth shut.
1215
01:18:16,923 --> 01:18:18,914
You could ruin him for life.
1216
01:18:18,992 --> 01:18:22,325
I know. Terrible, isn't it?
1217
01:18:22,396 --> 01:18:25,593
[Laughing]
1218
01:18:39,379 --> 01:18:41,574
[Steam Hissing]
1219
01:18:41,648 --> 01:18:43,741
[Whirring]
1220
01:18:45,585 --> 01:18:48,577
[Stan]You have any eights?
1221
01:18:52,592 --> 01:18:54,719
- Go fish.
- Hmm.
1222
01:18:56,763 --> 01:18:59,459
We've broken their backs.
1223
01:18:59,533 --> 01:19:01,467
They're all returning to work.
1224
01:19:01,535 --> 01:19:04,402
Great. Uh, got an eight.
1225
01:19:04,471 --> 01:19:07,304
He did it for sure.
1226
01:19:07,374 --> 01:19:09,535
How else did he get that Beemer?
1227
01:19:10,710 --> 01:19:13,474
- This is a lie.
- Of course it is.
1228
01:19:13,547 --> 01:19:15,811
- I didn't know anything about this.
- Of course you didn't.
1229
01:19:15,882 --> 01:19:18,476
- I can't believe they pulled this.
- Of course you can't.
1230
01:19:18,552 --> 01:19:21,817
You were right, Betty.
I was a fool.
1231
01:19:21,888 --> 01:19:24,322
Stan was duping me all along.
1232
01:19:24,391 --> 01:19:26,325
I'm gonna be ruined now.
1233
01:19:26,393 --> 01:19:29,089
Everything I've worked for my whole life
is gonna be destroyed.
1234
01:19:29,162 --> 01:19:34,099
No matter what happens,
we still have each other.
1235
01:19:34,167 --> 01:19:36,499
Betty.
1236
01:19:40,574 --> 01:19:44,510
[Clears Throat] Excuse me,
but as your attorney, I've got to know.
1237
01:19:44,578 --> 01:19:47,342
Did you do it?
I mean, it's cool if you did.
1238
01:19:47,414 --> 01:19:50,906
I'd have done it myself if I'd had the chance.
I'm just curious.
1239
01:19:50,984 --> 01:19:53,919
No, I didn't do it!
I'm innocent!
1240
01:19:55,989 --> 01:19:57,923
Of course you are.
1241
01:19:57,991 --> 01:20:01,449
[All] Adams college blew it!
Lewis didn't do it!
1242
01:20:01,528 --> 01:20:05,123
Adams college blew it!
Lewis didn't do it!
1243
01:20:05,198 --> 01:20:07,132
Adams college blew it!
1244
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:10,192
Lewis didn't do it!
Adams college blew it!
1245
01:20:10,270 --> 01:20:13,433
Lewis didn't do it!
Adams college blew it!
1246
01:20:13,507 --> 01:20:15,441
Lewis didn't do it!
1247
01:20:15,509 --> 01:20:17,534
Adams college blew it!
Lewis didn't do it!
1248
01:20:17,611 --> 01:20:19,909
Adams college blew it!
Lewis didn't do it!
1249
01:20:21,615 --> 01:20:23,879
- [Knock On Door]
- [Beeps]
1250
01:20:23,950 --> 01:20:26,282
One second.
1251
01:20:28,622 --> 01:20:30,556
Come in.
1252
01:20:35,262 --> 01:20:37,196
Betty.
1253
01:20:37,264 --> 01:20:39,198
What are you doing here?
1254
01:20:44,504 --> 01:20:47,598
He thought you were
his friend, Stan.
1255
01:20:47,674 --> 01:20:50,472
Well, who has friends?
1256
01:20:50,544 --> 01:20:53,707
Everybody uses everybody else.
1257
01:20:53,780 --> 01:20:55,714
Nobody has friends.
1258
01:20:55,782 --> 01:20:57,943
Lewis does.
1259
01:20:58,018 --> 01:21:02,717
Oh, yeah, sure.
He had a lot of friends during the strike.
1260
01:21:02,789 --> 01:21:04,723
But where are they now?
1261
01:21:12,766 --> 01:21:14,859
You know he's innocent, Stan.
1262
01:21:16,903 --> 01:21:19,770
I want you to tell the truth
and get Lewis released.
1263
01:21:19,839 --> 01:21:22,137
You really love
this guy, don't you?
1264
01:21:22,208 --> 01:21:25,541
He means everything to me.
1265
01:21:25,612 --> 01:21:27,876
I'd do anything to save him.
1266
01:21:28,949 --> 01:21:31,247
Anything?
1267
01:21:31,318 --> 01:21:34,515
Is that what you want, Stan?
1268
01:21:36,957 --> 01:21:39,187
No.
1269
01:21:39,259 --> 01:21:42,228
I don't want it like that, Betty.
1270
01:21:42,295 --> 01:21:46,356
Believe it or not, I still
have a little pride left.
1271
01:21:48,335 --> 01:21:52,101
- [Woman] Come over here. Did you get that?
- [Crowd Chattering]
1272
01:21:58,111 --> 01:22:01,672
Mr. Dawson,
any more nose-picking...
1273
01:22:01,748 --> 01:22:04,808
and I'll hold you in contempt.
1274
01:22:04,884 --> 01:22:07,114
Your witness.
1275
01:22:07,187 --> 01:22:10,281
Thank you, Your Honor.
1276
01:22:10,357 --> 01:22:13,326
Mr. Gable...
1277
01:22:13,393 --> 01:22:16,089
how did you get your job?
1278
01:22:16,162 --> 01:22:19,359
I applied for the job, and I got it.
1279
01:22:19,432 --> 01:22:21,366
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
1280
01:22:21,434 --> 01:22:23,664
Were you qualified to be dean?
1281
01:22:23,737 --> 01:22:26,365
Sure. Yeah.
I arrested a lot of kids...
1282
01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:28,907
when I was with
the highway patrol...
1283
01:22:28,975 --> 01:22:32,741
did a lot of volunteer work with the policeathletic league-stufflike that.
1284
01:22:32,812 --> 01:22:34,746
Well, that certainly qualifies you...
1285
01:22:34,814 --> 01:22:37,248
to be the dean of a major college.
1286
01:22:37,317 --> 01:22:40,912
What was yourgrade point average, Stan?
1287
01:22:40,987 --> 01:22:43,785
- I had a "C" average.
- "C"?
1288
01:22:44,858 --> 01:22:48,089
Was it not in fact a C-minus...
1289
01:22:48,161 --> 01:22:51,619
just this sideof the D-plus border?
1290
01:22:51,698 --> 01:22:54,064
Yeah!
1291
01:22:54,134 --> 01:22:56,728
I don't see what my grade point has to do
with this case.
1292
01:22:56,803 --> 01:22:58,737
Just answer the question,
Mr. Gable!
1293
01:22:58,805 --> 01:23:01,797
I agree with the witness,
Mr. Dawson.
1294
01:23:01,875 --> 01:23:04,844
I don't see what
his grade point has to do...
1295
01:23:04,911 --> 01:23:07,675
with that nerd
embezzling funds.
1296
01:23:07,747 --> 01:23:12,775
- [Spectators Murmuring]
- [Booger] Your Honor, I intend to prove...
1297
01:23:12,852 --> 01:23:15,013
that there were
shenanigans involved...
1298
01:23:15,088 --> 01:23:17,522
in the very appointmentof Stan Gable...
1299
01:23:17,590 --> 01:23:21,185
- as dean of Adams college.
- Overruled.
1300
01:23:21,261 --> 01:23:23,695
Dean Gable isn't
the one on trial here.
1301
01:23:26,433 --> 01:23:28,367
Your Honor, this line of questioning...
1302
01:23:28,435 --> 01:23:30,869
is the cornerstone
for my entire defense.
1303
01:23:30,937 --> 01:23:33,132
Overruled.
1304
01:23:34,207 --> 01:23:37,233
Well-Well, I call for a mistrial.
1305
01:23:37,310 --> 01:23:40,211
Clearly my client
can't get a fair trial...
1306
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:42,373
in this anti-nerd atmosphere.
1307
01:23:42,449 --> 01:23:45,316
- Yeah!
- Overruled!
1308
01:23:45,385 --> 01:23:48,718
- Come on. Please, Your Honor?
- Any more outbursts, Mr. Dawson...
1309
01:23:48,788 --> 01:23:53,248
and I'll throw your whole damn gaggle
of nerds in jail for contempt!
1310
01:23:53,326 --> 01:23:55,260
- [Sighs]
- [Murmuring]
1311
01:23:55,328 --> 01:23:57,262
Yeah, right.
1312
01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:04,199
- [Clears Throat] Mr. Gable-
- Yes?
1313
01:24:04,270 --> 01:24:07,034
When did you learn...
1314
01:24:07,107 --> 01:24:11,510
of my client's alleged misuse
of Adams college funds?
1315
01:24:11,578 --> 01:24:15,878
- Just recently.
- Oh, well, wasn't that a coincidence?
1316
01:24:15,949 --> 01:24:17,883
That you should discover this...
1317
01:24:17,951 --> 01:24:23,446
at the very height of a nerd strike
led by Lewis Skolnick-
1318
01:24:23,523 --> 01:24:26,356
A strike which threatenedto topple...
1319
01:24:26,426 --> 01:24:29,589
your tower
of totalitarian tyranny!
1320
01:24:29,662 --> 01:24:32,358
Yeah!
1321
01:24:32,432 --> 01:24:34,195
- [Judge] Quiet!
- Thank you. Thank you.
1322
01:24:34,267 --> 01:24:35,962
- Thank you.
- Quiet!
1323
01:24:36,369 --> 01:24:37,563
Silence in my court!
1324
01:24:37,637 --> 01:24:39,468
Mr. Dawson, I'm warning you.
1325
01:24:39,539 --> 01:24:41,803
- I've had it with you.
- Psst!
1326
01:24:43,710 --> 01:24:46,144
Dad!
1327
01:24:46,212 --> 01:24:48,612
Who is this geek
in my courtroom?
1328
01:24:48,681 --> 01:24:51,445
- I thought you were on your honeymoon.
- Well, your stepmother and I...
1329
01:24:51,518 --> 01:24:53,543
have the rest of our lives
for honeymooning.
1330
01:24:53,620 --> 01:24:56,885
We want to be here to support you.
We're behind you 100%.
1331
01:24:56,956 --> 01:24:59,550
I'm really glad you're here.
I need all the help I can get.
1332
01:24:59,626 --> 01:25:03,528
- Well, son, I believe help's on the way.
- What do you mean?
1333
01:25:03,596 --> 01:25:05,655
Free Lewis! Nerd power!
1334
01:25:05,732 --> 01:25:08,030
- Lamar!
- Lewis!
1335
01:25:08,101 --> 01:25:11,502
Order! I demand order!
1336
01:25:11,571 --> 01:25:14,199
- [Laughing]
- So what are you doing?
1337
01:25:14,274 --> 01:25:16,674
Well, I live in Milan now.
I'm a model.
1338
01:25:16,743 --> 01:25:19,109
You know- strike a pose.
1339
01:25:20,446 --> 01:25:23,381
Oh, what is that?
1340
01:25:23,449 --> 01:25:27,510
- Wormser.
- What is a Wormser?
1341
01:25:27,587 --> 01:25:29,612
When a Tri-Lamb's in trouble,
I'm there.
1342
01:25:32,025 --> 01:25:35,017
[Nerdy Laugh]
You're so grown up.
1343
01:25:35,094 --> 01:25:37,688
- And so handsome.
- [Laughs]
1344
01:25:37,764 --> 01:25:39,698
- Are you married?
- Better.
1345
01:25:39,766 --> 01:25:41,825
I'm a gynecologist.
1346
01:25:41,901 --> 01:25:44,699
Your Honor, this is a mockery
of the judicial system!
1347
01:25:44,771 --> 01:25:49,105
- Silence!
- Banzai! Flee Rewis!
1348
01:25:49,175 --> 01:25:51,473
Takashi?
1349
01:25:52,612 --> 01:25:55,775
- [Laughing]
- [Nerdy Laughing]
1350
01:25:55,849 --> 01:25:57,783
U.N.
1351
01:25:57,851 --> 01:26:00,945
We're here, baby.
Power to the nerds! Yeah!
1352
01:26:01,020 --> 01:26:02,954
[Cheering]
1353
01:26:03,022 --> 01:26:06,014
Quiet! I've lost control.
1354
01:26:06,092 --> 01:26:08,993
- Lewis, good to see you.
- Oh, U.N., thank you for being here.
1355
01:26:09,062 --> 01:26:12,657
- Oh, this is so wonderful.
- I know. If only-
1356
01:26:12,732 --> 01:26:15,166
Gilbert!
1357
01:26:19,105 --> 01:26:21,039
Hi, Lewis.
1358
01:26:21,107 --> 01:26:23,166
Gilbert.
1359
01:26:23,243 --> 01:26:25,177
I can't believe you're here.
1360
01:26:25,245 --> 01:26:27,873
I thought you never wanted
to speak to me again.
1361
01:26:27,947 --> 01:26:30,609
I didn't.
1362
01:26:30,683 --> 01:26:34,312
But... I heard
you were a nerd again.
1363
01:26:34,387 --> 01:26:36,787
Forever this time.
1364
01:26:36,856 --> 01:26:39,051
- [Laughs]
- [Nerdy Laughing]
1365
01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:41,389
[Cheering]
1366
01:26:42,996 --> 01:26:44,930
- [Gavel Banging]
- Order!
1367
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,558
Order!
1368
01:26:50,436 --> 01:26:53,166
- Your Honor-
- I demand order!
1369
01:26:53,239 --> 01:26:55,935
- Your Honor-
- What is it?
1370
01:26:57,510 --> 01:26:59,569
I'd like to make a statement.
1371
01:27:02,148 --> 01:27:04,776
Lewis Skolnick had no idea
what was going on.
1372
01:27:04,851 --> 01:27:08,446
Are you saying this nerdis innocent?
1373
01:27:08,521 --> 01:27:11,149
- Yes.
- [Spectators Gasping]
1374
01:27:11,224 --> 01:27:14,751
Yes. The money was misappropriated
by Orrin Price.
1375
01:27:14,827 --> 01:27:18,593
- This is preposterous!
- You're worse than they are, Price!
1376
01:27:20,433 --> 01:27:25,063
Lewis, I'd like to be your friend.
1377
01:27:25,138 --> 01:27:29,131
Seeing you here with the rest of yourTri-Lamb brothers and sisters-
1378
01:27:29,208 --> 01:27:33,304
Well, it makes me see
what real friendship is all about.
1379
01:27:33,379 --> 01:27:37,372
My whole lifeI've hated your kind.
1380
01:27:39,852 --> 01:27:43,811
When really I-
I hated myself.
1381
01:27:43,890 --> 01:27:47,690
And as I sat last nightat the computer...
1382
01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:52,060
I realized that-
that I was a nerd.
1383
01:27:52,131 --> 01:27:56,329
Yeah. And that there'sa little bit of nerd in everyone.
1384
01:27:58,004 --> 01:28:01,269
I guess I was just afraid to face that part
of myself, but now I'm not.
1385
01:28:01,341 --> 01:28:05,277
I'm a nerd- trapped in a beautiful body,
but I'm a nerd nonetheless.
1386
01:28:05,345 --> 01:28:07,870
You're not a nerd!
You're an idiot!
1387
01:28:07,947 --> 01:28:10,006
Idiots are people too,
Orrin.
1388
01:28:10,083 --> 01:28:13,814
It's not how smart you areor how good-looking you are...
1389
01:28:13,886 --> 01:28:16,013
or how much moneyyou make.
1390
01:28:17,890 --> 01:28:20,723
It's what's in your heart
that counts.
1391
01:28:22,428 --> 01:28:24,658
I'm sorry, Lewis.
1392
01:28:24,731 --> 01:28:28,167
I'm so sorry.
1393
01:28:28,234 --> 01:28:32,227
I just hope that one day you'll be able
to forgive me for what I've done to you.
1394
01:28:32,305 --> 01:28:34,569
I love you, Stan.
1395
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:38,235
Oh, brother.
You guys want to be alone?
1396
01:28:38,311 --> 01:28:40,302
[All]
Shut up, Price!
1397
01:28:40,380 --> 01:28:43,349
I'd also like to point out...
1398
01:28:43,416 --> 01:28:47,375
that it was Orrin Price that planted
the marijuana in the Tri-Lamb house...
1399
01:28:47,453 --> 01:28:50,650
and that the Tri-Lambs are completelyinnocent of all charges.
1400
01:28:50,723 --> 01:28:52,657
Whoo!
1401
01:28:55,895 --> 01:28:58,864
Bailiff, handcuff that man.
1402
01:29:00,299 --> 01:29:03,268
Oh, I'm gonna get even with you, Gable.
You can bet on it!
1403
01:29:03,336 --> 01:29:05,770
I'll get even with all you nerds!
1404
01:29:05,838 --> 01:29:08,432
[Laughing]
1405
01:29:10,209 --> 01:29:12,507
Does this mean I win?
1406
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:16,014
Case dismissed.
1407
01:29:24,791 --> 01:29:27,282
[Laughing]
Booger!
1408
01:29:28,728 --> 01:29:32,095
[Man]Greatjob. Greatjob. Greatjob.
1409
01:29:32,165 --> 01:29:34,099
[Malcolm]Congratulations.
1410
01:29:34,167 --> 01:29:36,499
- Oh, man. [Sighs]
- Oh! Oh!
1411
01:29:36,569 --> 01:29:38,696
Stan, I am so proud of you.
1412
01:29:38,771 --> 01:29:41,433
Oh, it feels so great
to come out of the closet.
1413
01:29:41,507 --> 01:29:44,442
I have always had these feelings
ever since I was a little kid.
1414
01:29:44,510 --> 01:29:46,569
I always wanted to read
and get good grades...
1415
01:29:46,646 --> 01:29:49,945
but my parents, they just wanted me
to be popular and play sports.
1416
01:29:50,016 --> 01:29:52,746
Oh! You don't have
to pretend anymore.
1417
01:29:52,819 --> 01:29:55,617
- Yeah.
- I'll tell you what, Stan.
I'm gonna work my tail off...
1418
01:29:55,688 --> 01:29:58,020
- to see to it that you get to stay on as dean.
- We all are.
1419
01:29:58,091 --> 01:30:01,219
We need as many nerds
in power as we can get.
1420
01:30:01,294 --> 01:30:03,228
Right! Right!
1421
01:30:03,296 --> 01:30:05,093
- Yes! Oh.
- Hey.
1422
01:30:07,934 --> 01:30:11,097
- Lewis.
- Betty.
1423
01:30:11,170 --> 01:30:14,697
I love you so much,
you big nerd.
1424
01:30:14,774 --> 01:30:17,208
I know I am,
but what are you?
1425
01:30:17,276 --> 01:30:19,870
A nerd lover.
1426
01:30:19,946 --> 01:30:21,937
Oh, Betty.
1427
01:30:23,850 --> 01:30:25,909
- Oh!
- Oh!
1428
01:30:25,985 --> 01:30:28,317
[Laughing]
1429
01:30:28,387 --> 01:30:30,878
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
1430
01:30:30,957 --> 01:30:33,551
- Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
- [Chanting Continues]
1431
01:30:36,796 --> 01:30:38,730
Come on, Harold.
1432
01:30:38,798 --> 01:30:41,767
We've got some unfinished
business to attend to.
1433
01:30:41,834 --> 01:30:43,768
[Chanting Continues]
1434
01:30:43,836 --> 01:30:46,236
I got to go.
1435
01:30:46,305 --> 01:30:49,069
It's gonna be a great year.
1436
01:30:49,142 --> 01:30:53,374
[Nerdy Laughing]
1437
01:30:53,446 --> 01:30:56,415
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
1438
01:30:56,482 --> 01:30:58,473
Nerds! Nerds!
1439
01:31:08,427 --> 01:31:12,090
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
1440
01:31:23,109 --> 01:31:25,976
♪ [Pop]
1441
01:32:34,513 --> 01:32:37,880
[Nerdy Laughing]
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