All language subtitles for Revenge.of.the.Nerds.III.The.Next.Generation.1992.DVDRip

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic Download
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian Download
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
en English Download
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew Download
hi Hindi
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt-PT Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese Download
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,421 --> 00:00:37,356 ♪ [Rock] 2 00:00:55,609 --> 00:01:00,706 Estimated A.A.O.C., one hour, 11 minutes and 33 seconds. 3 00:01:00,781 --> 00:01:04,615 - What's A.A.O.C? - Actual arrival on campus. 4 00:01:04,685 --> 00:01:08,416 [Nerdy Laughing] 5 00:01:10,758 --> 00:01:13,727 [Sighs] College is gonna be so great. 6 00:01:13,794 --> 00:01:16,319 Yeah, that's what you said when we went to high school... 7 00:01:16,397 --> 00:01:18,797 and we got the crap knocked out of us every day. 8 00:01:18,866 --> 00:01:21,630 There were a few incorrigible elements in high school... 9 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:23,636 but it's completely different at Adams. 10 00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:27,663 Adams College was one of the first schools in the country to treat nerds with respect. 11 00:01:27,741 --> 00:01:31,233 It's the promised land, kind of like a nerd Israel. 12 00:01:31,312 --> 00:01:35,476 [Horn Honking] 13 00:01:39,286 --> 00:01:41,618 Those guys are gonna hurt somebody. 14 00:01:41,689 --> 00:01:44,783 I haven't been back to Adams College for 10 years. 15 00:01:44,858 --> 00:01:48,294 The hardest part about movin' to New York was havin' to quit the board of regents... 16 00:01:48,362 --> 00:01:51,422 not being able to spend more time on campus. 17 00:01:51,498 --> 00:01:54,934 - It's a great school, Adam. You're gonna love it. - I'm sure I will, sir. 18 00:01:55,002 --> 00:01:57,562 The best years of my life were spent at Adams. 19 00:01:57,638 --> 00:02:00,505 It's where I learned to compete, become a winner. 20 00:02:00,574 --> 00:02:04,237 I credit Adams with molding me into the man that I am today. 21 00:02:04,311 --> 00:02:06,745 [Chuckles, Spits] 22 00:02:06,814 --> 00:02:09,339 It'll do the same for you. 23 00:02:09,416 --> 00:02:11,941 ♪ [Continues] 24 00:02:21,495 --> 00:02:24,828 [Making Gun Noises] 25 00:02:24,898 --> 00:02:28,356 ♪ [Continues] 26 00:02:28,435 --> 00:02:31,529 - [Beeping] - What's that? 27 00:02:31,605 --> 00:02:35,302 Stealth technology. It automatically detects radar... 28 00:02:35,376 --> 00:02:38,106 and slows the car down when police are near. 29 00:02:43,684 --> 00:02:46,778 Ah, damn. They're only going 45. 30 00:02:46,854 --> 00:02:49,448 - Let's go get 'em. - What for? They're not speeding. 31 00:02:49,523 --> 00:02:52,356 - They're nerds. - [Engine Starts, Revs] 32 00:02:52,426 --> 00:02:55,884 ♪ [Continues] 33 00:02:58,232 --> 00:03:00,166 ♪ [Ends] 34 00:03:00,234 --> 00:03:03,032 Is there some problem, Officer... Gab? 35 00:03:06,373 --> 00:03:08,534 It's Gable. 36 00:03:08,609 --> 00:03:10,702 Let me see your driver's license. 37 00:03:15,215 --> 00:03:18,116 It's not a very good picture. 38 00:03:18,185 --> 00:03:20,881 You got the proper windshield wipers? 39 00:03:20,954 --> 00:03:23,354 Certainly. What would you like to see them do? 40 00:03:25,759 --> 00:03:28,023 Just turn 'em on. 41 00:03:42,810 --> 00:03:46,405 Well, the waste in your ashtray looks flammable. 42 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,710 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cite you. 43 00:03:48,782 --> 00:03:50,875 We're dead. 44 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,459 Air bags on the back of cars... 45 00:04:08,535 --> 00:04:12,699 would cut down on damage from rear-end collisions by 72.3%. 46 00:04:17,311 --> 00:04:19,302 ♪ [Rock] 47 00:04:25,552 --> 00:04:28,146 I wish my son was a nerd. 48 00:04:29,323 --> 00:04:32,884 See, Ira? Nothin' to worry about. 49 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,622 This is gonna be a great year. 50 00:04:35,696 --> 00:04:38,426 [Nerdy Laughing] 51 00:04:38,499 --> 00:04:40,899 ♪ [Continues] 52 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:50,870 Boy, this is great. I mean, it's beautiful. 53 00:04:50,944 --> 00:04:53,606 Hasn't changed a bit. 54 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,841 [Chattering] 55 00:04:55,916 --> 00:04:59,249 [Man] Why is that guard dressed like such a jerk? 56 00:04:59,319 --> 00:05:02,152 That's not a jerk, Dad. 57 00:05:02,222 --> 00:05:05,214 It's worse. It's a nerd. 58 00:05:05,292 --> 00:05:08,420 Protons, neutrons, electrons merge! 59 00:05:08,495 --> 00:05:10,895 We're the atom's power surge! 60 00:05:10,964 --> 00:05:13,626 Go, Adams! 61 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:16,134 ♪ [Continues] 62 00:05:40,861 --> 00:05:42,954 ♪ [Ends] 63 00:05:43,030 --> 00:05:45,464 [Man] What in the hell is a pocket protector? 64 00:05:45,532 --> 00:05:47,466 We call 'em nerd packs. 65 00:05:47,534 --> 00:05:51,197 It's what nerds wear to keep pens from messing up their shirts. 66 00:05:51,271 --> 00:05:53,796 Maybe I shouldn't go to Adams. 67 00:05:53,874 --> 00:05:57,366 Oh, you're going here, Adam. I named you after the damn school. 68 00:05:57,444 --> 00:06:00,311 "E" equals... 69 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:04,680 "MC" squared! 70 00:06:04,751 --> 00:06:08,084 "E" equals "MC" squared! All right! 71 00:06:08,155 --> 00:06:10,350 College women- 72 00:06:10,424 --> 00:06:14,656 Look how much more developed they are than high school girls. 73 00:06:14,728 --> 00:06:19,290 Yeah, and they'll probably treat us worse than they did in high school too. 74 00:06:19,366 --> 00:06:22,802 Ira, not if we meet the challenge head-on. 75 00:06:22,869 --> 00:06:26,532 Look. In this love bag... 76 00:06:26,607 --> 00:06:29,440 I've got everything we'll ever need at college- 77 00:06:31,178 --> 00:06:34,204 an illustrated edition of the Kamma Sutra- 78 00:06:34,281 --> 00:06:37,773 - Oh! Ha! - Huh? 79 00:06:37,851 --> 00:06:41,753 - Oh. - A fur love glove. 80 00:06:41,822 --> 00:06:44,484 Wow! 81 00:06:44,558 --> 00:06:47,857 Oh, hey, look what else I got. 82 00:06:49,162 --> 00:06:51,858 - Mints! - No. Condoms. 83 00:06:51,932 --> 00:06:53,900 But we're virgins. 84 00:06:53,967 --> 00:06:56,868 Not for long. [Laughs] 85 00:06:56,937 --> 00:06:58,871 Well, this is it, my boy. 86 00:06:58,939 --> 00:07:01,271 This is where we used to play ball. 87 00:07:01,341 --> 00:07:04,674 This is where we beat Saint John's the year they went to the final four. 88 00:07:04,745 --> 00:07:06,975 [Chuckles] What a game that was. 89 00:07:07,047 --> 00:07:10,244 This is the computer science center? 90 00:07:10,317 --> 00:07:13,718 What the hell's going on here? 91 00:07:13,787 --> 00:07:18,417 Isn't this great? They turned the gymnasium into the computer science center. 92 00:07:18,492 --> 00:07:21,689 We'll never have to take P.E. Again. 93 00:07:21,762 --> 00:07:25,027 [Nerdy Laughing] 94 00:07:25,098 --> 00:07:29,865 Oh, boy. This college is even greater than I imagined. 95 00:07:29,936 --> 00:07:33,463 And to think that my uncle is chairman of the computer science department. 96 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:37,567 Hey, are you sure it's okay for me to go over to his house with you? 97 00:07:37,644 --> 00:07:40,044 - I hate to impose. - No "problemo." 98 00:07:40,113 --> 00:07:42,877 My uncle is the greatest guy in the world. 99 00:07:42,949 --> 00:07:45,975 I'm sure he's dying to see us. 100 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:03,135 [Tires Screeching] 101 00:08:31,932 --> 00:08:33,923 Oh, my gosh. 102 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,230 - [Gasps] Oh, honey! - Hi. 103 00:08:36,303 --> 00:08:38,828 Hi, darling. How was your day? 104 00:08:38,905 --> 00:08:43,467 It was wonderful. I think we got federal funding for the solar computer project. 105 00:08:43,543 --> 00:08:47,274 - That's great. - Big bucks for the computer science department. 106 00:08:47,347 --> 00:08:51,943 It almost assures the dynamic systems and I.L.G. Accounts. 107 00:08:52,018 --> 00:08:54,077 Honey, you are so fantastic. 108 00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:57,749 You just keep racking up these computer consultant jobs for Adams. 109 00:08:57,824 --> 00:09:00,190 Well, babe, what can I tell you? 110 00:09:00,260 --> 00:09:03,457 When you're hot... you're hot. 111 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:05,896 [Nerdy Laugh, Coughs] 112 00:09:05,966 --> 00:09:09,026 - It's okay to laugh. - No, it isn't. 113 00:09:09,102 --> 00:09:11,900 - It isn't hip. - It turns me on, darling. 114 00:09:11,972 --> 00:09:13,906 Oh, Betty. 115 00:09:13,974 --> 00:09:16,704 So how was your day? 116 00:09:16,777 --> 00:09:18,711 It was great. 117 00:09:20,113 --> 00:09:22,946 I lectured on the difference between Chagall and Miró. 118 00:09:23,016 --> 00:09:27,612 Oh, Miró's been appreciating far more rapidly over the past 10 years. 119 00:09:27,687 --> 00:09:31,680 Darling, I'm concerned with their technique, not their selling price. 120 00:09:31,758 --> 00:09:34,090 The heck with the technique. Give me the green. 121 00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:38,657 - Hungry? - Starved. 122 00:09:38,732 --> 00:09:40,996 Great, because we're having Tuscan monkfish... 123 00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:43,194 and grilled babyJapanese eggplant. 124 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:46,239 - Mmm. - Don't ruin your appetite. 125 00:09:47,908 --> 00:09:50,775 I hope we have enough for your nephew and his friend. 126 00:09:50,844 --> 00:09:53,870 - Are they coming over? - Yes. They're on their way. 127 00:09:53,947 --> 00:09:57,542 - Oh. - Aren't you excited to see Harold? 128 00:09:57,617 --> 00:09:59,744 Of course I am, Betty. I love Harold. 129 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:02,755 He's a wonderful kid. It's just... the way he dresses. 130 00:10:02,823 --> 00:10:06,384 He's such a... nerd. 131 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:10,191 What's wrong with that? You were when you were his age. 132 00:10:10,263 --> 00:10:12,197 That's why I fell in love with you. 133 00:10:12,265 --> 00:10:15,200 I may have been perceived as that in the past, Betty... 134 00:10:15,268 --> 00:10:17,736 but I'm certainly not thought of that way anymore. 135 00:10:17,804 --> 00:10:20,932 - [Alarm Blaring] - [Man's Voice] Attention! This is a smoke alert! 136 00:10:21,007 --> 00:10:24,443 [Alarm Continues Blaring] 137 00:10:27,547 --> 00:10:29,481 - Uncle Lewis. - Harold. 138 00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:31,574 - Hey. - Hey, Harold. 139 00:10:31,651 --> 00:10:34,518 Uh, it's not Lewis anymore. People call me Lew now. 140 00:10:34,588 --> 00:10:36,579 - Oh, sure, Uncle Lew. - Okay. 141 00:10:36,656 --> 00:10:39,386 - Hi, Harold. - Aunt Betty. 142 00:10:39,459 --> 00:10:42,792 - How are you doing? - Is it still Aunt Betty, or are you now Elizabeth? 143 00:10:42,863 --> 00:10:45,798 - Oh, it's just, um, plain old Aunt Betty. - Oh. 144 00:10:45,866 --> 00:10:47,800 Hey, Harold, who's your friend? 145 00:10:47,868 --> 00:10:50,462 Oh, Uncle Lewis- Lew- and Aunt Betty... 146 00:10:50,537 --> 00:10:53,529 this is my best friend in the whole world, Ira Poppus. 147 00:10:53,607 --> 00:10:55,097 - Hi. - Hi. 148 00:10:55,175 --> 00:10:58,303 - Hi, Ira. - Oh, what happened to your hand, Mr. Skolnick? 149 00:10:58,378 --> 00:11:00,972 Ah, it's just a little lab accident. 150 00:11:01,047 --> 00:11:03,015 Wow. 151 00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:08,550 So, where are you boys living? 152 00:11:08,622 --> 00:11:12,683 Oh, we're over at the freshman dorm till we pledge a fraternity. 153 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,693 Which one? 154 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,127 We hope to go Lambda Lambda Lambda. 155 00:11:17,197 --> 00:11:21,224 Mm. Well, I hope you fellas are planning on rushing other fraternities as well. 156 00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:24,793 No. Why should we? You were a Tri-Lamb. 157 00:11:24,871 --> 00:11:29,831 Well, that's true. But one thing I've learned in life is that appearances are everything. 158 00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:32,344 What are you putting in their minds, Lew? 159 00:11:32,412 --> 00:11:36,371 Harold, I never told you this, but I always wanted to be an Alpha Beta. 160 00:11:36,449 --> 00:11:40,715 Alpha Beta? That's a jock house, isn't it? 161 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,551 That's right. And I didn't get in. 162 00:11:43,623 --> 00:11:47,218 It's something I've had to live with my entire life. 163 00:11:49,729 --> 00:11:53,961 [Clears Throat] I, uh, loved the barbecued purple things, Uncle Lew. 164 00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:56,935 Those are the baby Japanese eggplant. 165 00:11:57,003 --> 00:11:59,096 - Finished, Ira? - Uh-huh. 166 00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:01,640 L-I loved the Tuscan fish, Mr. Skolnick. 167 00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:05,701 It's the first time I've had fish not in stick form. 168 00:12:05,779 --> 00:12:07,906 [Nerdy Laughing] 169 00:12:07,981 --> 00:12:12,577 Boys, don't laugh like that. Don't laugh like that! 170 00:12:12,652 --> 00:12:14,677 Why not? 171 00:12:14,754 --> 00:12:17,086 Laugh any way you want, boys. 172 00:12:17,157 --> 00:12:20,558 Sometimes your uncle is embarrassed that he's a nerd. 173 00:12:20,627 --> 00:12:22,390 - Am not. - Are too. 174 00:12:22,462 --> 00:12:24,862 - Am not! Am not! - Are too! Are too! 175 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:32,730 Would you like to go with us to the football game tomorrow, Uncle Lew? 176 00:12:32,806 --> 00:12:37,038 You gotta be kidding. We haven't won a game in three years. 177 00:12:39,012 --> 00:12:42,470 It's not like the glory years when I was a student at Adams. 178 00:12:42,549 --> 00:12:45,484 Your Aunt Betty had a boyfriend, Stan Gable. 179 00:12:45,552 --> 00:12:48,817 He was the quarterback then. He sure knew how to win. 180 00:12:48,888 --> 00:12:51,823 But you won me, darling. 181 00:12:51,891 --> 00:12:54,621 Butterfly? 182 00:12:54,694 --> 00:12:56,992 [Giggles] 183 00:12:58,365 --> 00:13:02,096 I can't believe your Uncle Lewis isn't proud of his past. 184 00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:05,569 Don't be ridiculous, Ira. He's just a grown-up now. That's all. 185 00:13:05,639 --> 00:13:08,733 He was one of the founding fathers of Lambda Lambda Lambda. 186 00:13:08,808 --> 00:13:13,142 My mom tells me he was like a nerd George Washington. 187 00:13:14,814 --> 00:13:17,874 Maybe I was just getting the wrong vibes. 188 00:13:17,951 --> 00:13:20,943 Of course you were. [Sighs] 189 00:13:21,021 --> 00:13:24,149 ♪ [Doorbell] 190 00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:26,158 They're playing our song. 191 00:13:26,226 --> 00:13:28,694 Oh, I love Tri-Lamb already. 192 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:34,389 Welcome to Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity. 193 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:37,436 - Uh, hi. We're interested in being Tri-Lambs. - Hi. 194 00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:39,438 Well, you've come to the right place. 195 00:13:39,506 --> 00:13:42,703 I'm Malcolm Pennington III, the Tri-Lamb president. 196 00:13:42,776 --> 00:13:45,540 Are you named after Malcolm 10? 197 00:13:45,612 --> 00:13:49,048 - [Nerdy Laughing] - I can tell you're Tri-Lamb timber. 198 00:13:50,717 --> 00:13:53,379 [Computer Voice] Enjoy your refreshments... 199 00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:57,583 and thank you for rushing Tri-Lamb fraternity. 200 00:13:57,657 --> 00:13:59,852 This is the life. 201 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:04,522 [Ira] Wow. This is so exciting. Look at all this hardware. 202 00:14:04,597 --> 00:14:08,294 Nothing but the best. Basketball players get free shoes. 203 00:14:08,368 --> 00:14:11,929 We get computers. Which would you rather have? 204 00:14:12,005 --> 00:14:14,235 - [Both Laughing] - Excuse me. 205 00:14:14,307 --> 00:14:17,970 I'm terribly sorry to bother you, but I really must tinkle. 206 00:14:18,044 --> 00:14:20,376 Could you tell me where the lavatory is? 207 00:14:20,447 --> 00:14:24,281 - Around the corner. - Oh, thank you very much. 208 00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:27,547 Trevor Gulf. Great guy. He's from England. 209 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,850 He could be in your pledge class. 210 00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:32,551 Oh, that's great- meeting nerds from different lands. 211 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,957 Let me introduce you to some of the Tri-Lambs. 212 00:14:35,028 --> 00:14:36,962 [Harold] Who's that guy over there? 213 00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:40,397 Oh, uh, that's Steve Toyota. 214 00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:42,765 Steve's the editor of the school paper. 215 00:14:42,836 --> 00:14:46,294 - Toyota! - Enjoy your refreshments- [Continues, Indistinct] 216 00:14:46,372 --> 00:14:49,239 I'd like you to meet, uh, Harold and Ira. 217 00:14:49,309 --> 00:14:51,675 Toyota? Are you Japanese? 218 00:14:51,745 --> 00:14:54,339 [Southern Drawl] Heck no, boy. I'm Korean. 219 00:14:54,414 --> 00:14:56,382 Why do you talk like that? 220 00:14:56,449 --> 00:14:58,041 South Korean. 221 00:15:01,688 --> 00:15:03,883 Seviche with fresh cilantro. 222 00:15:03,957 --> 00:15:05,891 Thank you. 223 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,325 I grew the cilantro in our greenhouse. 224 00:15:08,394 --> 00:15:10,760 Come. Come. I'll show you. 225 00:15:12,656 --> 00:15:15,489 [Beeping] 226 00:15:15,559 --> 00:15:18,585 We grow all our own herbs and vegetables... 227 00:15:18,662 --> 00:15:21,256 as well as orchids to give to our dates. 228 00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:27,132 In addition to being a gourmet chef and botanist... 229 00:15:27,204 --> 00:15:31,004 Mason is also the school mascot- the Adams Atom. 230 00:15:31,074 --> 00:15:33,474 Boy, it looks like you Tri-Lambs do everything. 231 00:15:33,543 --> 00:15:36,478 - [Loud Drilling] - What's that? 232 00:15:38,248 --> 00:15:40,512 [Malcolm] That's Edith Krug. 233 00:15:40,584 --> 00:15:43,451 She's president of the Archaeology Society. 234 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:47,183 She's uncovering a major find right here in the basement. 235 00:15:47,257 --> 00:15:49,919 [Coughs] Howdy. 236 00:15:49,993 --> 00:15:53,121 - You have girls in Tri-Lamb? - Oh, yes. 237 00:15:53,196 --> 00:15:55,528 Tri-Lamb doesn't discriminate... 238 00:15:55,599 --> 00:15:58,864 nor do we instigate a means to segregate. 239 00:15:58,935 --> 00:16:02,462 It is ourjob to facilitate a means to educate. 240 00:16:02,539 --> 00:16:05,531 We believe that diversity is the cement... 241 00:16:05,609 --> 00:16:08,271 the Krazy Glue, if you will... 242 00:16:08,345 --> 00:16:11,644 that bonds us together. 243 00:16:11,715 --> 00:16:15,173 Yo, bullet head! Bust it! 244 00:16:15,252 --> 00:16:17,812 - ♪ [Hip-hop] - Tri-Lamb, here we go. 245 00:16:48,151 --> 00:16:49,413 Ah! 246 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,784 ♪ [Continues, Faint] 247 00:16:51,855 --> 00:16:55,086 Whoa. What a great frat. Is this Alpha Beta? 248 00:16:55,158 --> 00:16:58,093 No. Lambda Lambda Lambda. I never heard of'em. 249 00:16:58,161 --> 00:17:01,494 When I went to school, anybody who was anybody pledged Alpha Beta. 250 00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:03,499 Come on. We're almost there. 251 00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:11,102 - Nice house, Dad. - What the hell happened? 252 00:17:15,178 --> 00:17:17,112 Welcome to Alpha Beta rush week. 253 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,876 I'm Bobo Peterson, rush week coordinator. 254 00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:22,214 Orrin Price, class of 1960. 255 00:17:22,285 --> 00:17:25,186 My son, Adam. He'll be joining your fraternity this year. 256 00:17:25,255 --> 00:17:27,519 Oh. Want some chicken? 257 00:17:29,593 --> 00:17:33,029 Come. Join our riotous debauch. 258 00:17:38,635 --> 00:17:42,366 Tell me, what fraternity is Lambda Lambda Lambda? 259 00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:45,340 It's a nerd house. It's cool, isn't it? 260 00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:51,046 ♪ [Rock] 261 00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:53,605 How's this year's pledge class coming, Bobo? 262 00:17:53,683 --> 00:17:56,675 Oh, great. Anybody who wants to can get in. 263 00:17:56,753 --> 00:17:59,950 I wish we could get some nerds though. It's almost impossible. 264 00:18:00,023 --> 00:18:03,584 Wait a minute. Nerds at Alpha Beta? 265 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:06,185 Yeah. They could raise our grade point average... 266 00:18:06,263 --> 00:18:08,629 and fix up our house real nice like the Tri-Lambs. 267 00:18:08,698 --> 00:18:11,531 I can't believe I'm hearing this. Dad, what happened to your fraternity? 268 00:18:11,601 --> 00:18:15,469 I never thought I'd see the day that I'd be ashamed to be an Alpha Beta. 269 00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:19,873 Me too. Stan Gable, class of '80. 270 00:18:19,943 --> 00:18:22,070 Orrin Price, '60. 271 00:18:22,145 --> 00:18:26,104 When I went to Adams, Alpha Beta was the most respected fraternity on this campus. 272 00:18:26,183 --> 00:18:28,617 Yeah. Now look at 'em. 273 00:18:28,685 --> 00:18:32,177 I'm down here trying to help these guys with rush week. 274 00:18:32,255 --> 00:18:35,349 - It's pathetic. - You're nothing but a bunch of losers. 275 00:18:35,425 --> 00:18:37,893 Hey, who you calling losers? 276 00:18:37,961 --> 00:18:40,191 - You. - Oh. 277 00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:44,324 You all are. You've let the nerds take over this campus. 278 00:18:44,401 --> 00:18:48,064 It's not our fault. It was like that when we got here. 279 00:18:48,138 --> 00:18:51,198 Well, it wasn't always that way, Bobo. 280 00:18:51,274 --> 00:18:54,243 There was a time when Alpha Beta stood for something. 281 00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:56,677 There was a time when being an Alpha Beta... 282 00:18:56,746 --> 00:19:00,341 meant you could have any chick on campus you wanted. 283 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:03,409 There was a time when being an Alpha Beta... 284 00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:06,752 meant you could shove anybody you wanted to around! 285 00:19:06,823 --> 00:19:09,690 I remember those days. 286 00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:13,525 You could be remembered as the guys who take the campus back! 287 00:19:13,597 --> 00:19:16,623 We could? How? 288 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:21,603 You have to hit 'em where they hurt! You can't just sit there like a bunch of morons... 289 00:19:21,671 --> 00:19:23,969 and let 'em roll over you! 290 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,974 You're right. 291 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,976 Let's go kick some nerd butt. 292 00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:30,911 - Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah! 293 00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:33,381 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 294 00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:38,012 You're a natural-born leader, Gable. I like your style. 295 00:19:38,088 --> 00:19:40,648 - [Phone Ringing] - [Man's Voice] Incoming phone call. 296 00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:43,989 Hello? Oh, no! 297 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,995 That's the worst thing I've ever heard. 298 00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:49,361 What about a beehive? 299 00:19:53,136 --> 00:19:55,070 What's wrong? 300 00:19:55,138 --> 00:19:59,268 Oh, some vandals have desecrated the computer center. 301 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,476 [Chattering] 302 00:20:14,157 --> 00:20:17,217 [Man] Things like this make me think I'm getting too old for this job. 303 00:20:17,294 --> 00:20:19,353 That's nonsense, Arnold. 304 00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:21,954 You still got plenty of lead left in your pencil. 305 00:20:22,032 --> 00:20:26,366 As dean of students, I have a responsibility to the safety of our young people. 306 00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:28,461 I wouldn't want any students getting hurt. 307 00:20:28,538 --> 00:20:31,939 Why would anyone do something like this? 308 00:20:32,008 --> 00:20:35,273 Einstein never hurt anyone. 309 00:20:35,345 --> 00:20:39,076 As a concerned alumnus whose family has contributed... 310 00:20:39,149 --> 00:20:42,414 millions of dollars over the years to Adams College... 311 00:20:42,485 --> 00:20:47,388 I'm deeply troubled by what happened at the Leon T. Price Computer Science Center. 312 00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:51,120 We share your concerns. But what do you suggest we do? 313 00:20:51,194 --> 00:20:54,095 I think it's time Adams moved into the '90s... 314 00:20:54,164 --> 00:20:57,065 with a new direction, a new purpose... 315 00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:59,397 and, above all, a new dean. 316 00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:01,960 Dean Ulich is due for retirement soon. 317 00:21:02,038 --> 00:21:04,973 He's been a great dean. I love the man. 318 00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:08,568 And I love the man too. But his time has passed. 319 00:21:08,645 --> 00:21:12,638 We need fresh blood. We need a new dean. 320 00:21:12,716 --> 00:21:17,619 A man who, when given the proper authority and manpower... 321 00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:20,417 can restore order to our campus. 322 00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:22,788 Bold thinking, Orrin. 323 00:21:22,859 --> 00:21:26,022 I like it. What you say makes a great deal of sense. 324 00:21:26,096 --> 00:21:28,860 We should start searching for a new dean immediately. 325 00:21:28,932 --> 00:21:33,335 Gentleman, lady, I believe I've found the man for the job. 326 00:21:33,403 --> 00:21:39,000 I really want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for all you've done for me. 327 00:21:39,075 --> 00:21:41,805 I've always dreamed of being dean. 328 00:21:41,878 --> 00:21:45,041 I just want to let you know I'm not gonna let you down. 329 00:21:45,115 --> 00:21:47,345 I'm gonna give it 110%! 330 00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:51,683 - Great. You start on Monday. - Oh, I can't on Monday. 331 00:21:51,755 --> 00:21:55,816 I was supposed to play golf. I mean, I hope that's okay. 332 00:21:55,892 --> 00:21:58,383 - I could change it- - Do what I say... 333 00:21:58,461 --> 00:22:01,259 and you can play golf whenever you want. 334 00:22:01,331 --> 00:22:03,299 Oh. Where is it? There it is. 335 00:22:03,366 --> 00:22:06,199 Now, there's somebody I wouldn't mind having a heart attack with. 336 00:22:07,771 --> 00:22:09,830 - Here you go. - Thanks. 337 00:22:09,906 --> 00:22:12,898 - How about you, Stan? - Ah, she's okay. 338 00:22:12,976 --> 00:22:15,376 I got somebody else on my mind. 339 00:22:15,445 --> 00:22:17,413 We went together in college. 340 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,449 She left me and married some nerd geek. 341 00:22:20,517 --> 00:22:23,816 Perhaps now is the time to get her back. 342 00:22:23,887 --> 00:22:27,516 Now that I'm dean, perhaps I will. 343 00:22:27,657 --> 00:22:30,888 [Woman] Pledges, you may enter. 344 00:22:35,965 --> 00:22:38,229 Remove the blindfolds. 345 00:22:42,439 --> 00:22:44,532 Are the intercoastals ready? 346 00:22:44,607 --> 00:22:47,201 [Rattling] 347 00:22:47,277 --> 00:22:49,336 Are the acolytes ready? 348 00:22:49,412 --> 00:22:53,473 Whoo, whoo, whoooo! 349 00:22:53,550 --> 00:22:55,711 We can begin. 350 00:22:55,785 --> 00:22:58,754 For the last couple of days, Tri-Lamb has done... 351 00:22:58,822 --> 00:23:01,882 everything it can do in order to try to impress you. 352 00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:06,793 You are the precious few who have been selected tojoin Lambda Lambda Lambda. 353 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:11,527 Now it's your turn to try to impress us. 354 00:23:11,601 --> 00:23:15,128 - Whoo! - [Rattling] 355 00:23:15,205 --> 00:23:18,504 We don't believe in a long pledging process. 356 00:23:18,575 --> 00:23:23,069 There is absolutely no physical hazing under any circumstances... 357 00:23:23,146 --> 00:23:26,582 but... we do have Heck Week... 358 00:23:26,649 --> 00:23:31,018 and your Heck Week is about to begin now. 359 00:23:31,087 --> 00:23:35,854 Prepare to meet your pledge trainer. 360 00:23:35,925 --> 00:23:38,860 ♪ [Jazz] 361 00:23:40,130 --> 00:23:42,655 Thank you. Thank you very much. 362 00:23:42,732 --> 00:23:46,031 All right. Maybe later on I'll let you touch my leg. 363 00:23:46,102 --> 00:23:49,697 - [Groans] - Now listen up. 364 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,844 The beanie is a symbol of respect... 365 00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:02,510 that all pledges must show to their Tri-Lamb elders. 366 00:24:12,228 --> 00:24:17,325 The egg symbolizes the new life you are about to embrace as Tri-Lamb eggheads. 367 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,334 Y'all must be tired of standing. 368 00:24:19,402 --> 00:24:22,530 Just to show you The King's got a heart, I'm gonna let you sit down. 369 00:24:22,605 --> 00:24:25,438 - [Groaning] - [Eggs Smashing] 370 00:24:25,508 --> 00:24:27,976 Quite soothing. 371 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:40,487 When the early nerds were driven from their home by the Alpha Betas... 372 00:24:40,557 --> 00:24:42,582 and forced to live in the gym... 373 00:24:42,659 --> 00:24:45,219 they weren't able to take their computers with them. 374 00:24:45,295 --> 00:24:49,755 Therefore, we honor their memory by not using computers during Heck Week. 375 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:53,234 I thought they said no hazing. 376 00:24:53,303 --> 00:24:55,168 Let Heck Week begin! 377 00:25:01,945 --> 00:25:04,641 ♪ [Stops] 378 00:25:06,716 --> 00:25:11,210 Pledges, Toyota has left the building. 379 00:25:11,354 --> 00:25:15,381 - [Laughs] I don't know if it's such a good idea. - Oh, come on, honey. 380 00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:18,586 - What about the neighbors? - Who's gonna see us? 381 00:25:18,661 --> 00:25:20,959 [Sighs, Moans] 382 00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:23,692 Oh, Lew, you're so persuasive. 383 00:25:23,766 --> 00:25:26,291 - I'll get the bubbly. - [Giggles] 384 00:25:29,706 --> 00:25:31,697 Hurry back. 385 00:25:49,092 --> 00:25:51,026 [Doorbell Chimes] 386 00:25:51,094 --> 00:25:54,359 [Man's Voice] There is a visitor at the door. 387 00:25:57,767 --> 00:25:59,701 Stan Gable? 388 00:25:59,769 --> 00:26:01,794 Hi. 389 00:26:01,871 --> 00:26:04,339 Lew Skolnick, class of'81. 390 00:26:04,407 --> 00:26:06,341 Yeah, I remember you, Lewis. 391 00:26:06,409 --> 00:26:08,934 - You do? - How could I forget you? 392 00:26:09,012 --> 00:26:13,108 - You stole Betty from me. - You gonna hit me? 393 00:26:13,182 --> 00:26:15,980 No. [Laughs] 394 00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:18,486 No. In fact, uh, I came to apologize. 395 00:26:18,554 --> 00:26:21,717 You know, I have always felt bad about how I was back in college. 396 00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:24,089 Listen, I was just down at the old alma mater... 397 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,526 and I heard that you run the computer department... 398 00:26:26,596 --> 00:26:29,463 and I thought I'd stop by and say hi. 399 00:26:29,532 --> 00:26:34,094 [Laughs] Betty's gonna be so surprised to see you. 400 00:26:35,705 --> 00:26:38,037 Betty, look who's here! 401 00:26:38,107 --> 00:26:41,907 - Lew! What are you doing? - Hey, you look great, Betty. 402 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,812 Turn around! 403 00:26:47,984 --> 00:26:50,919 Both of you. 404 00:26:52,889 --> 00:26:56,290 - Betty teaches in the art department. - Is that right? Hmm. 405 00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:59,328 Okay. I'm dressed. 406 00:27:01,464 --> 00:27:03,398 I didn't know you liked art, Betty. 407 00:27:03,466 --> 00:27:06,924 Well, there are a lot of things that you didn't know about me, Stan. 408 00:27:07,003 --> 00:27:09,938 Lewis has opened up all kinds of new worlds for me. 409 00:27:10,006 --> 00:27:12,372 I feel very fulfilled. 410 00:27:12,442 --> 00:27:14,376 That's nice. 411 00:27:14,444 --> 00:27:16,503 You married, Stan? 412 00:27:16,579 --> 00:27:19,742 No. No, I'm, uh- I'm divorced. 413 00:27:19,816 --> 00:27:23,547 [Gasps] That's horrible. I'm really sorry. 414 00:27:23,619 --> 00:27:25,553 Well, don't be. 415 00:27:26,923 --> 00:27:30,324 There's only one girl I really... love. 416 00:27:31,394 --> 00:27:34,363 Well, I hope someday you get her. 417 00:27:35,665 --> 00:27:37,826 Hey, do you wanna hop in the water with Betty? 418 00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:41,961 I'll get you a swimsuit. I'm gonna make some hummus with some blue corn chips. 419 00:27:42,038 --> 00:27:44,666 Oh, no. I don't want you to go to any trouble. 420 00:27:44,741 --> 00:27:47,005 It's not any trouble. It'd be my pleasure. 421 00:27:47,076 --> 00:27:49,510 It's just so great that you're here. 422 00:27:55,218 --> 00:27:57,152 Well... 423 00:27:59,055 --> 00:28:01,046 what brings you here, Stan? 424 00:28:01,124 --> 00:28:05,584 Well, I just realized that I hadn't talked to you guys in a long time... 425 00:28:05,661 --> 00:28:09,427 and, uh, I thought maybe- 426 00:28:09,499 --> 00:28:13,526 maybe... we could get reacquainted. 427 00:28:16,472 --> 00:28:19,168 I can't believe we ate all the hummus. 428 00:28:19,242 --> 00:28:21,437 Maybe I should make some more. 429 00:28:21,511 --> 00:28:25,504 Well, I'm gonna get out, 'cause I'm turning into a prune. 430 00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:28,982 Aw, it's really great seeing you guys again. 431 00:28:31,654 --> 00:28:35,215 I don't know if you've heard about it yet, but Dean Ulich is retiring. 432 00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:37,555 I've been nominated as his replacement. 433 00:28:37,627 --> 00:28:40,892 You're gonna be dean? I thought you were a cop. 434 00:28:40,963 --> 00:28:44,126 The future of Adams College is very important to me, Betty. 435 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,668 - Of course. - As a police officer... 436 00:28:46,736 --> 00:28:50,069 you really get to see the- the dark side of human nature. 437 00:28:50,139 --> 00:28:53,540 Now, we can't let what happened at the computer center the other day continue. 438 00:28:53,609 --> 00:28:56,442 It's time to nip this lawlessness in the bud. 439 00:28:56,512 --> 00:29:00,539 You know, it sounds to me like you have the makings of a fine dean, Stan. 440 00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,140 Thanks. 441 00:29:04,587 --> 00:29:06,782 I'm gonna take this in. 442 00:29:09,192 --> 00:29:13,993 You know, uh, I know I did some pretty rotten things to you when we were in college. 443 00:29:14,063 --> 00:29:16,588 I just hope we can become friends now. 444 00:29:17,934 --> 00:29:21,597 Well, I always liked you, Stan. You didn't like me. 445 00:29:22,839 --> 00:29:25,433 I'd be honored to be your friend. 446 00:29:25,508 --> 00:29:29,410 Yeah? You seem like a pretty cool guy now. 447 00:29:29,479 --> 00:29:31,572 - I do? - Yeah. 448 00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:35,447 [Nerdy Laughing] 449 00:29:35,518 --> 00:29:38,282 [Bubbles Popping] 450 00:29:43,426 --> 00:29:45,121 Are you okay? 451 00:29:45,194 --> 00:29:48,391 Of course. I was just wetting the back of my head. 452 00:29:48,531 --> 00:29:51,967 ♪ [Swing] 453 00:29:55,204 --> 00:29:57,934 [Toyota] Now, your first step in becoming Tri-Lambs... 454 00:29:58,007 --> 00:30:02,615 is to prove your stamina and endurance during this Week of Heck. 455 00:30:02,749 --> 00:30:04,842 - ♪ [Continues] - [Snoring] 456 00:30:06,586 --> 00:30:09,384 Next, you must demonstrate your ability to master... 457 00:30:09,456 --> 00:30:12,118 the primitive tools of your forefathers. 458 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,030 ♪ [Stops] 459 00:30:23,103 --> 00:30:27,130 Harold, I don't think I can make it through Heck Week. 460 00:30:27,207 --> 00:30:30,335 Don't be ridiculous, Ira. You're doing great. 461 00:30:30,410 --> 00:30:34,005 It's just a physical reaction to not being able to use a computer. 462 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,947 It's called C.W.S. - computer withdrawal syndrome. 463 00:30:37,016 --> 00:30:39,007 We all have it. 464 00:30:39,085 --> 00:30:42,680 You can make it, Ira. I know you can. 465 00:30:42,756 --> 00:30:45,190 - Okay? - Okay. 466 00:30:47,260 --> 00:30:50,058 - Harold? - Yes, Ira? 467 00:30:51,297 --> 00:30:54,198 Can I tell you a secret? 468 00:30:54,267 --> 00:30:56,258 Sure. 469 00:30:56,336 --> 00:31:00,898 This is the closest I've ever slept to a girl before. 470 00:31:00,974 --> 00:31:04,876 - [Snoring] - Me too. 471 00:31:04,944 --> 00:31:08,175 - Not counting my mom or my sister. - [Nerdy Laughing] 472 00:31:08,248 --> 00:31:10,876 ♪ [Swing] 473 00:31:13,486 --> 00:31:15,420 [Toyota] And most importantly... 474 00:31:15,488 --> 00:31:17,786 you must show that you can work together as one... 475 00:31:17,857 --> 00:31:20,121 by doing everything this week as a team. 476 00:31:27,066 --> 00:31:29,557 I can't take it anymore. I crack! 477 00:31:29,636 --> 00:31:31,570 ♪ [Stops] 478 00:31:31,638 --> 00:31:33,936 You gotta keep going. 479 00:31:34,007 --> 00:31:36,601 I can't. It's 4:00 in the morning. 480 00:31:36,676 --> 00:31:39,144 I'm cleaning computer hardware with a toothbrush. 481 00:31:39,212 --> 00:31:41,646 Try flossing the keyboard. 482 00:31:41,714 --> 00:31:44,274 There's only one more day. 483 00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:47,786 Tomorrow night, after we put out the fire of desire... 484 00:31:47,854 --> 00:31:49,788 we're Tri-Lambs forever. 485 00:31:49,856 --> 00:31:52,620 ♪ [Drums] 486 00:32:05,638 --> 00:32:08,436 It's impossible. We're never gonna get this fire out. 487 00:32:08,508 --> 00:32:11,636 Oh, bosh! Now we'll never be Tri-Lambs! 488 00:32:11,711 --> 00:32:15,670 - Think, Harold! Think! - Think? Think. 489 00:32:15,748 --> 00:32:18,308 Wait a second. Everything we've done this week... 490 00:32:18,384 --> 00:32:21,478 is for us to work together as one, as a team. 491 00:32:21,554 --> 00:32:24,079 We've all gotta spit together! That's it! 492 00:32:24,157 --> 00:32:26,125 - That's it, Harold! - [Trevor] Good show! 493 00:32:35,034 --> 00:32:37,867 [Grunting] 494 00:32:40,707 --> 00:32:44,939 - Victory! - [All Cheering] 495 00:32:45,011 --> 00:32:47,070 Victory! 496 00:32:48,214 --> 00:32:50,512 We did it! 497 00:32:50,650 --> 00:32:54,017 And as chairman of the faculty senate... 498 00:32:54,087 --> 00:32:56,647 it is indeed my great pleasure... 499 00:32:56,723 --> 00:32:58,987 to give to you a man of courage... 500 00:32:59,058 --> 00:33:03,051 a man of vision, a man of honor. 501 00:33:03,129 --> 00:33:07,361 Ladies and gentlemen, your new dean of students... 502 00:33:07,433 --> 00:33:10,664 Stanley Harvey Gable. 503 00:33:10,737 --> 00:33:13,433 - [Applause] - Thank you. Thank you. 504 00:33:13,506 --> 00:33:15,440 - Dean Gable. - Thanks, Lewis. 505 00:33:15,508 --> 00:33:18,602 - ♪ [Fanfare] - [Malcolm] Please welcome our newest members. 506 00:33:20,446 --> 00:33:22,380 Ira Poppus. 507 00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:26,043 [All Cooing] 508 00:33:27,921 --> 00:33:29,855 Judith Clapp. 509 00:33:30,990 --> 00:33:32,958 [All Cooing] 510 00:33:45,305 --> 00:33:49,605 You're back in action, boys. Go get those nerds! 511 00:33:49,676 --> 00:33:52,008 Nerds! 512 00:33:52,078 --> 00:33:54,638 - Wh-What are we doing again? - Go get 'em! 513 00:33:54,714 --> 00:33:57,308 Let's knock 'em back to the nerd age! 514 00:33:57,383 --> 00:34:00,147 [All Whooping, Shouting] 515 00:34:00,219 --> 00:34:02,551 Trevor Gulf. 516 00:34:03,890 --> 00:34:05,824 [Cooing] 517 00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:12,956 Thank you. [Cries] 518 00:34:13,032 --> 00:34:17,492 And last but not least, the president of this year's pledge class... 519 00:34:17,570 --> 00:34:19,902 Harold Skolnick. 520 00:34:21,908 --> 00:34:23,899 [Cooing] 521 00:34:31,050 --> 00:34:33,814 It is with great pride and joy... 522 00:34:33,886 --> 00:34:36,855 I declare you are now officially... 523 00:34:36,923 --> 00:34:39,391 Lambda Lambda Lambdas. 524 00:34:39,459 --> 00:34:44,055 - We did it! - [All Cheering] 525 00:34:48,935 --> 00:34:53,304 [Shouting, Yelling] 526 00:34:53,373 --> 00:34:55,807 Get away, you butt-head! 527 00:34:55,875 --> 00:34:58,366 [Shouting Continues] 528 00:35:05,618 --> 00:35:07,609 Marvelous. Just marvelous. 529 00:35:07,687 --> 00:35:10,781 We just don't have fun like this back in Stratfordshire. 530 00:35:10,857 --> 00:35:14,224 Please. Please. I can't get wet. I'll get an earache! 531 00:35:14,293 --> 00:35:18,252 Why are you dissing us? We never did anything to you! 532 00:35:18,331 --> 00:35:20,663 You were born. That's enough. 533 00:35:20,733 --> 00:35:22,667 [Screams] 534 00:35:22,735 --> 00:35:24,760 Let's go! 535 00:35:26,706 --> 00:35:29,539 [Shouting Continues] 536 00:35:33,846 --> 00:35:36,747 Why won't they just leave us alone? 537 00:35:36,816 --> 00:35:40,445 I don't know, Ira. I just don't know. 538 00:35:46,325 --> 00:35:50,261 [Gentle Thudding] 539 00:35:51,964 --> 00:35:55,456 So, what seems to be the problem, boys? 540 00:35:58,071 --> 00:36:00,631 A group of thugs ruined our initiation picnic, sir. 541 00:36:00,707 --> 00:36:02,641 For no reason at all, sir. 542 00:36:02,709 --> 00:36:05,041 Why would somebody do something like that? 543 00:36:05,111 --> 00:36:09,445 We think it was the same people who desecrated the computer center, sir. 544 00:36:09,515 --> 00:36:13,349 - You do, do you? - It might be anti-nerd related, sir. 545 00:36:13,419 --> 00:36:15,478 Anti-nerd, huh? 546 00:36:15,555 --> 00:36:18,615 Well, I'll see what I can do for you boys. 547 00:36:18,691 --> 00:36:22,354 Let me just, uh, give you guys a little tip. 548 00:36:22,428 --> 00:36:25,522 Now, don't get me wrong. Some of my best friends are nerds... 549 00:36:25,598 --> 00:36:30,228 but you people can't keep pushing your lifestyle on others like you've been doing. 550 00:36:30,303 --> 00:36:32,737 You're only bringing this abuse upon yourselves. 551 00:36:32,805 --> 00:36:36,036 Now, I'm sure things are gonna be better from now on. 552 00:36:38,878 --> 00:36:42,211 Yeah. Better for me. [Chuckles] 553 00:36:42,281 --> 00:36:46,980 Ah, it's so great being the dean. 554 00:36:57,597 --> 00:36:59,690 [Kissing] 555 00:36:59,766 --> 00:37:01,893 Honey. 556 00:37:03,102 --> 00:37:05,798 Lewis, I- I'm worried, honey. 557 00:37:05,872 --> 00:37:09,569 - What? You're hairy? - No. I said I'm worried. 558 00:37:09,642 --> 00:37:12,509 Get a body wax. 559 00:37:14,547 --> 00:37:18,813 I didn't say I'm hairy. I said I'm worried. 560 00:37:18,885 --> 00:37:21,410 What are you worried about, honey? 561 00:37:22,722 --> 00:37:24,656 The Alpha Betas. 562 00:37:24,724 --> 00:37:27,818 [Sighs] I feel like I'm in college again. 563 00:37:27,894 --> 00:37:31,330 I'm sitting here worrying about the Alpha Betas, and I can't score with you. 564 00:37:31,397 --> 00:37:35,766 Well, I just can't get over that they destroyed the Tri-Lamb initiation picnic. 565 00:37:35,835 --> 00:37:38,668 Oh, darling, that was just fraternity high jinks. 566 00:37:38,738 --> 00:37:42,174 Remember when I panty-raided your sorority house? 567 00:37:42,241 --> 00:37:45,142 That's the first time I saw you naked. 568 00:37:45,211 --> 00:37:49,113 - Oh. Oh, Lewis. - Lew. 569 00:37:49,182 --> 00:37:52,640 I've never been able to resist you, Lew. 570 00:37:52,718 --> 00:37:55,084 That's because there's nothing like the loving... 571 00:37:55,154 --> 00:37:58,419 of a hard-driving computer-literate man. 572 00:37:58,491 --> 00:38:01,085 [Beeps] 573 00:38:04,330 --> 00:38:06,890 [Giggling] 574 00:38:07,033 --> 00:38:09,968 Blue 32! Hut! Hut! 575 00:38:11,571 --> 00:38:14,802 Hey, hey, hey, Slim. How you doin'? Wanna play some ball? 576 00:38:14,874 --> 00:38:17,138 Oh, I-I don't know. I really must be off. 577 00:38:17,210 --> 00:38:19,144 - Oh, come on. - It's just ball, man. 578 00:38:19,212 --> 00:38:21,680 A little exercise never hurt anybody, huh? 579 00:38:21,747 --> 00:38:24,443 Well, all right then. What do I do? 580 00:38:24,517 --> 00:38:27,384 When I say hike, you hike me the ball, and you run for a pass. 581 00:38:27,453 --> 00:38:31,082 - You got it? Hike. Hike! - Hike. Yes. Hike. 582 00:38:31,157 --> 00:38:34,649 - Go. Go! Go! - Hike. 583 00:38:34,727 --> 00:38:36,786 - Go! Go! Deeper! - Keep going! Go! 584 00:38:36,863 --> 00:38:39,161 Go! Go! Go! 585 00:38:39,232 --> 00:38:41,132 - All the way! - Go! Go! 586 00:38:42,435 --> 00:38:45,336 - Oh! - [Screams] 587 00:38:45,404 --> 00:38:49,568 - Touchdown! - Yeah! [Laughs] 588 00:38:49,642 --> 00:38:53,134 I can't believe we actually have dates tonight. 589 00:38:53,212 --> 00:38:55,237 I know. I'm pretty excited myself. 590 00:38:55,314 --> 00:38:58,943 - Hey! Hey! What are you doing? - Hey! Help! Help! 591 00:38:59,018 --> 00:39:01,009 - Help! - Stop it! Ow! 592 00:39:01,087 --> 00:39:03,021 Hey! Ow! 593 00:39:03,089 --> 00:39:06,115 We want you to look good for your dates. 594 00:39:06,192 --> 00:39:08,592 The girls are gonna love it. 595 00:39:09,962 --> 00:39:12,760 [Laughing] 596 00:39:16,802 --> 00:39:18,827 [Laughing Stops] 597 00:39:20,439 --> 00:39:23,840 I thought we'd put these times behind us. 598 00:39:23,910 --> 00:39:26,310 Prejudice never goes away. 599 00:39:26,379 --> 00:39:30,315 It just lays at the bottom of the swamp like pond scum... 600 00:39:30,383 --> 00:39:34,149 waiting for its moment to come to the surface like pocker flies. 601 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:37,348 - What's a pocker fly? - A devious insect... 602 00:39:37,423 --> 00:39:41,826 whose larvae lie dormant for an indeterminate gestation period... 603 00:39:41,894 --> 00:39:45,489 till they give birth without forewarning. 604 00:39:45,564 --> 00:39:47,498 Man, sorry I asked. 605 00:39:47,566 --> 00:39:49,557 What are we gonna do about this? 606 00:39:49,635 --> 00:39:51,899 I say we lay low, build a cluster bomb... 607 00:39:51,971 --> 00:39:53,939 and blow the Alpha Betas to their maker. 608 00:39:54,006 --> 00:39:56,236 Violence only breeds more violence. 609 00:39:56,309 --> 00:39:58,243 - So? - Ira's right. 610 00:39:58,311 --> 00:40:00,404 We've gotta work within the system. 611 00:40:00,479 --> 00:40:04,415 Things are different than they used to be. We nerds control the campus now. 612 00:40:04,483 --> 00:40:06,417 We've gotta use that power. 613 00:40:06,485 --> 00:40:09,921 Malcolm, you're president of the Greek Council. Can't you do anything? 614 00:40:09,989 --> 00:40:11,923 Yes, I can. 615 00:40:11,991 --> 00:40:14,585 Toyota, you're editor of the school paper. 616 00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:17,720 I think it's time we saw a little editorial on our new dean. 617 00:40:17,797 --> 00:40:19,731 It'd be my pleasure. 618 00:40:19,799 --> 00:40:22,791 It's time for us to flex our muscles. 619 00:40:28,975 --> 00:40:31,671 There isn't a muscle in this room. 620 00:40:33,346 --> 00:40:37,646 Well, let's flex the greatest muscle of all- our brains. 621 00:40:37,717 --> 00:40:41,175 [Nerdy Laughing] 622 00:40:44,690 --> 00:40:46,681 As president of the Greek Council... 623 00:40:46,759 --> 00:40:51,128 I move that the Alpha Beta fraternity be placed on social probation. 624 00:40:51,197 --> 00:40:53,165 All in favor? 625 00:40:55,468 --> 00:40:57,663 Uh, not. 626 00:40:59,205 --> 00:41:02,641 - Alpha Betas hurt nerds! - Make them stop! 627 00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:05,734 - Alpha Betas hurt nerds! - Make them stop! 628 00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:08,803 - Alpha Betas hurt nerds! - Make them stop! 629 00:41:08,881 --> 00:41:11,816 - It doesn't even rhyme. - That's not the point, Bobo. 630 00:41:11,884 --> 00:41:15,149 - Make them stop! - Alpha Betas hurt nerds! 631 00:41:22,128 --> 00:41:26,030 [Sighs] They printed my scores on the police boards. 632 00:41:26,098 --> 00:41:28,191 I didn't think I did that badly. 633 00:41:28,267 --> 00:41:30,792 How'd they get that information? It's supposed to be private. 634 00:41:30,870 --> 00:41:33,805 They're nerds. With their advanced knowledge of computers... 635 00:41:33,873 --> 00:41:36,034 they can get any information they want. 636 00:41:36,108 --> 00:41:39,407 Well, Dean Gable, it's time we take off the gloves. 637 00:41:39,478 --> 00:41:42,276 It's time we start some nerd bashing. 638 00:41:42,348 --> 00:41:45,408 I'm with you all the way, Orrin. 639 00:41:45,484 --> 00:41:47,645 Let's let the good times roll. 640 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:51,053 [Both Laughing] 641 00:41:56,862 --> 00:41:59,422 [Sander Whirring] 642 00:42:03,836 --> 00:42:06,361 [Laughing Continues] 643 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,806 Give me that. You are being impaired. 644 00:42:11,877 --> 00:42:14,471 - Impeached. - Impeached. 645 00:42:19,819 --> 00:42:21,753 Ow. 646 00:42:27,159 --> 00:42:30,026 [Toyota] Well, so much for flexing our muscles. 647 00:42:30,096 --> 00:42:33,554 It's time for us to play our trump card, our ace in the hole. 648 00:42:33,632 --> 00:42:36,260 - We're gonna nuke 'em? - Better. 649 00:42:36,335 --> 00:42:39,395 We're gonna appeal to someone who can really help us... 650 00:42:39,472 --> 00:42:42,873 a man who many years ago fought the battle for nerd rights. 651 00:42:45,111 --> 00:42:47,807 I'd leave well enough alone. 652 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,782 If things get any more well around here, Mr. Skolnick, we'll all be dead. 653 00:42:51,851 --> 00:42:55,048 Well, you gotta understand something, kids. 654 00:42:55,121 --> 00:42:58,488 These things are tricky. You wouldn't want to create a backlash. 655 00:42:58,557 --> 00:43:03,187 Create a backlash? We've already been lashed. 656 00:43:04,997 --> 00:43:09,024 All right. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll talk to Dean Gable personally. 657 00:43:09,101 --> 00:43:12,093 - We've already talked to him, Uncle Lewis. - Lew. 658 00:43:12,171 --> 00:43:15,766 Harold, you have to understand. Dean Gable and I are like this. 659 00:43:20,579 --> 00:43:23,980 So, Stan, you really haven't heard anything about it? 660 00:43:24,049 --> 00:43:26,244 Certainly not. But I'll tell you this. 661 00:43:26,318 --> 00:43:29,253 I'm sure as heck gonna get to the bottom of it right away. 662 00:43:29,321 --> 00:43:31,255 - Will you really? - Certainly will. 663 00:43:31,323 --> 00:43:34,190 There's no place for injustice in the Gable administration. 664 00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:36,854 - That's just what I knew you'd say. - This is for you to sign. 665 00:43:36,929 --> 00:43:38,863 What am I signing? 666 00:43:38,931 --> 00:43:42,492 Those are the monthly appropriations requests. It's nothing. 667 00:43:42,568 --> 00:43:45,401 Ruth, what am I supposed to do today anyway? 668 00:43:45,471 --> 00:43:49,305 Well, where should I begin? Since you became dean, you haven't done anything. 669 00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:51,775 Well, you don't just rush into these things. 670 00:43:51,844 --> 00:43:54,278 Well, your budget is due next Monday. 671 00:43:54,346 --> 00:43:56,280 Budget. I haven't even looked at it yet. 672 00:43:56,348 --> 00:43:59,181 - How am I supposed to get it done by Monday? - I don't know. 673 00:43:59,251 --> 00:44:02,743 Especially since you have a symposium on educational administration this weekend. 674 00:44:02,821 --> 00:44:06,052 - Do I have to write a speech? - It would help. Unless you're gonna wing it. 675 00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:08,389 Would you like me to help you write a speech? 676 00:44:08,460 --> 00:44:10,553 - Would you, Lew? - It would be my pleasure. 677 00:44:10,629 --> 00:44:12,722 Stan, you know, I don't mean to be blunt... 678 00:44:12,798 --> 00:44:16,495 but you're never gonna make it as dean unless you learn to use a computer. 679 00:44:16,569 --> 00:44:19,402 - [Laughs] Me use a computer? - That's right. 680 00:44:19,471 --> 00:44:21,701 Now, Stan, the computer is your friend. 681 00:44:21,774 --> 00:44:24,709 Well, what do I do? 682 00:44:24,777 --> 00:44:27,177 Well, you start by cleaning it up. 683 00:44:30,249 --> 00:44:32,717 [Vacuum Whirring] 684 00:44:37,856 --> 00:44:40,188 Then you put in a floppy disk. 685 00:44:40,259 --> 00:44:42,887 - A what? - Floppy disk. 686 00:44:44,897 --> 00:44:47,661 - Then you turn it on. - [Processing] 687 00:44:49,268 --> 00:44:52,328 Hey, no peeking. 688 00:44:52,404 --> 00:44:55,339 - Lew! - [Nerdy Laughing] 689 00:44:55,407 --> 00:44:58,137 [Muffled Laughing] 690 00:45:07,286 --> 00:45:11,218 [Clears Throat] Hay fever. 691 00:45:11,352 --> 00:45:13,252 [Harold] Hey. 692 00:45:13,321 --> 00:45:15,255 Harold. 693 00:45:17,224 --> 00:45:19,158 - So? - So- 694 00:45:19,226 --> 00:45:21,160 It's gonna take time to investigate... 695 00:45:21,228 --> 00:45:23,594 but I have Dean Gable's personal assurance... 696 00:45:23,664 --> 00:45:26,758 he's gonna look into this right after his symposium next weekend. 697 00:45:26,834 --> 00:45:28,768 You don't really believe that? 698 00:45:28,836 --> 00:45:30,770 Why shouldn't I? 699 00:45:30,838 --> 00:45:33,363 Because Gable's shinin' you on. 700 00:45:33,441 --> 00:45:36,274 It's a smoke screen. It's a sham. 701 00:45:36,344 --> 00:45:39,404 These things are wrong. They should be taken care of right now. 702 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,948 Harold, I understand. 703 00:45:42,016 --> 00:45:44,917 I was full of spit and vinegar when I was your age. 704 00:45:44,986 --> 00:45:47,113 You just got to be patient. 705 00:45:47,188 --> 00:45:52,216 Sometimes it takes a while for the system to correct mistakes. 706 00:45:52,293 --> 00:45:54,227 Well, I'm not just gonna stand by... 707 00:45:54,295 --> 00:45:56,627 and watch my brothers be abused and persecuted. 708 00:45:56,697 --> 00:45:58,631 I'm gonna do something about this now. 709 00:45:58,699 --> 00:46:02,362 Harold, I wouldn't rock the boat. You might just tip it over. 710 00:46:04,305 --> 00:46:06,364 What's happened to you, Uncle Lewis? 711 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:10,570 - Lew. - I don't know who you are anymore. 712 00:46:10,644 --> 00:46:13,442 The uncle I always loved and admired... 713 00:46:13,514 --> 00:46:15,539 was a great warrior for nerd rights. 714 00:46:15,616 --> 00:46:20,417 I was proud to have his Skolnick blood running through my veins. 715 00:46:20,488 --> 00:46:22,752 His name wasn't Lew. 716 00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:26,452 It was Lewis. Lewis Skolnick. 717 00:46:33,067 --> 00:46:35,262 I can't believe we just got rejected... 718 00:46:35,336 --> 00:46:37,600 by the American Liberties Association. 719 00:46:37,671 --> 00:46:40,265 That's pretty low. They defend Nazis. 720 00:46:40,341 --> 00:46:42,275 Well, we'll get another attorney. 721 00:46:42,343 --> 00:46:44,641 Duh. Attorneys cost mucho dinero. 722 00:46:44,712 --> 00:46:47,704 Maybe there's a Tri-Lamb alum who will do it for free. 723 00:46:47,782 --> 00:46:49,943 We happen to have the complete bio... 724 00:46:50,017 --> 00:46:52,781 of every Tri-Lamb of all time right in here. 725 00:46:52,853 --> 00:46:54,787 [Computer Beeping] 726 00:46:54,855 --> 00:46:57,847 Computer analyst, accountant, mechanical engineer... 727 00:46:57,925 --> 00:47:01,019 M.D., dentist, rocket scientist. 728 00:47:01,095 --> 00:47:03,427 Aren't there any Tri-Lambs that became lawyers? 729 00:47:03,497 --> 00:47:05,431 [Scoffs] We got too much integrity. 730 00:47:05,499 --> 00:47:07,433 Oh. Wait, wait. Here's one. 731 00:47:07,501 --> 00:47:10,834 - [Harold] Bingo. - Dudley Dawson... 732 00:47:10,905 --> 00:47:13,066 a.k.a. Booger? 733 00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:16,166 I wonder why they call him Booger. 734 00:47:16,243 --> 00:47:18,677 [Siren Wailing] 735 00:47:18,746 --> 00:47:20,907 [Phone Rings] 736 00:47:20,981 --> 00:47:25,714 Hello? If you need an attorney called Booger, you picked the right one. 737 00:47:25,786 --> 00:47:27,845 - [Wailing Continues] - No, I'm kind ofbusy right now. 738 00:47:27,922 --> 00:47:29,890 I'm on my way to meet a client. 739 00:47:31,158 --> 00:47:34,252 The Tri-Lambs are in trouble? 740 00:47:34,328 --> 00:47:36,319 I'll be right there. 741 00:47:36,397 --> 00:47:39,594 No, no, no. I don't want any money. 742 00:47:39,667 --> 00:47:41,897 I want to go back to college. 743 00:47:41,969 --> 00:47:44,130 I want to live in a fraternity. 744 00:47:44,205 --> 00:47:46,765 I want to date college girls. 745 00:47:46,841 --> 00:47:49,275 Are the Mus still on campus? 746 00:47:49,343 --> 00:47:51,811 - [Tires Screeching] - I'm on my way. 747 00:47:51,879 --> 00:47:56,441 Mu! 748 00:47:57,518 --> 00:47:59,452 Boy, this looks real appetizing. 749 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,216 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Those are yeast balls. 750 00:48:02,289 --> 00:48:04,223 Mmm. These are delish. 751 00:48:04,291 --> 00:48:07,055 - And nutrish. - Let's hear it for the chef, huh? 752 00:48:07,128 --> 00:48:10,120 - [Snapping] - Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 753 00:48:10,197 --> 00:48:12,358 Ah! 754 00:48:12,433 --> 00:48:15,800 A truly triumphant tribute to truffles! 755 00:48:15,870 --> 00:48:17,895 Hey, can't we get some real food, you know? 756 00:48:17,972 --> 00:48:20,907 Like Gummi bears, chips, Lucky Charms, or Cheez Whiz? 757 00:48:20,975 --> 00:48:23,842 - Health food is good for you, Toyota. - Hey, I can't live on sprouts. 758 00:48:23,911 --> 00:48:26,345 You know, they make my teeth itch. Cows eat this crap. 759 00:48:26,413 --> 00:48:28,904 We're supposed to eat cows. That's the law of nature. 760 00:48:28,983 --> 00:48:32,077 ♪ [Bullhorn] 761 00:48:32,153 --> 00:48:34,587 Let's party! 762 00:48:34,655 --> 00:48:37,590 - Who are you? - I'm your attorney. 763 00:48:37,658 --> 00:48:40,354 - Oh, Mr. Dawson. - No, no, no. Call me Booger. 764 00:48:40,427 --> 00:48:43,760 - Certainly, Mr. Booger. - No, no. Not Mr. Boog- 765 00:48:43,831 --> 00:48:46,698 Well, no. Wait a minute. I kind of like that. 766 00:48:46,767 --> 00:48:50,203 "Mr. Booger." It's kind of distinguished. 767 00:48:50,271 --> 00:48:52,865 What are you guys eating? 768 00:48:52,940 --> 00:48:54,965 Cows eat that crap! 769 00:48:55,042 --> 00:48:57,636 I like this guy already. 770 00:48:57,711 --> 00:49:00,942 [Chuckles] Hey, it's really nice of you guys to ask me out for dinner. 771 00:49:01,015 --> 00:49:02,949 Hey, Stan, that's what friends... 772 00:49:03,017 --> 00:49:05,679 - are supposed to do with their friends. - Well- 773 00:49:07,821 --> 00:49:09,880 - What a babe. - Lew. 774 00:49:09,957 --> 00:49:12,050 - You can say that again. - What a babe. 775 00:49:12,126 --> 00:49:14,390 [Nerdy Laugh, Coughs] 776 00:49:14,461 --> 00:49:18,227 Lewis, maybe, um- Maybe you should ask her to join us. 777 00:49:18,299 --> 00:49:20,699 - Then maybe she could be Stan's date. - Yeah. 778 00:49:20,768 --> 00:49:22,895 Hey, Stan, wanna go out with her? 779 00:49:22,970 --> 00:49:25,666 - Well, I don't- - Oh, come on, Stan. You know you do. 780 00:49:25,739 --> 00:49:29,072 - Well, I, uh- [Sputters] - Go for it, honey. 781 00:49:29,143 --> 00:49:32,169 - Excuse me. Miss? - Ooh. Yes? 782 00:49:32,246 --> 00:49:36,205 Could you, uh, tell me where the, uh, Casa Tortilla restaurant is? 783 00:49:36,283 --> 00:49:38,410 - Oh. Um, yeah. - Does he always do this? 784 00:49:38,485 --> 00:49:42,148 You seem to be rubbing off on him, Stan. 785 00:49:42,223 --> 00:49:45,215 It's a wonderful restaurant. They have great chimichangas. 786 00:49:45,292 --> 00:49:47,556 - So do you. - Lewis! 787 00:49:47,628 --> 00:49:49,562 Wanna join us? 788 00:49:49,630 --> 00:49:51,564 Oh, I don't know. Uh- 789 00:49:51,632 --> 00:49:53,691 No, really. You'll have a great time. What's your name? 790 00:49:53,767 --> 00:49:56,327 - Tina. - Tina? That's a beautiful name. 791 00:49:56,403 --> 00:49:59,998 - Thank you. - Tina, uh, this is my wife, Betty. 792 00:50:00,074 --> 00:50:02,440 - Oh. Hello, Betty. - Nice to meet you. 793 00:50:02,509 --> 00:50:04,443 - Nice to meet you. - This is Tina. 794 00:50:04,511 --> 00:50:06,604 And this is our good friend Stan Gable. 795 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,614 He's the dean of Adams College. 796 00:50:08,682 --> 00:50:12,140 Oh, yeah. I've seen your picture in the paper. 797 00:50:12,219 --> 00:50:14,414 You're the dean with the low I.Q. 798 00:50:15,756 --> 00:50:17,690 - [Laughing] - [Sighs] 799 00:50:17,758 --> 00:50:19,692 - Whose toe is that? - Oh! 800 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,694 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop it. 801 00:50:21,762 --> 00:50:25,220 - Whoo! - You guys are really a lot of fun. 802 00:50:25,299 --> 00:50:29,702 - Thanks for a great evening. - Ah, hey, don't thank me. Thank Lew. 803 00:50:29,770 --> 00:50:32,671 Hey, we're the guys. We gotta stick together. 804 00:50:34,842 --> 00:50:37,970 - [Doorbell Rings] - [Man's Voice] There is a visitor at the door. 805 00:50:38,045 --> 00:50:41,640 - [Betty] Oh. I wonder who that could be. - Let's have a little look-see. 806 00:50:41,715 --> 00:50:45,811 There's only one person who can pick a nose like that. 807 00:50:45,886 --> 00:50:47,820 Booger, you son of a gun! 808 00:50:47,888 --> 00:50:50,823 Long time, no see. I hope I'm disturbing you. 809 00:50:50,891 --> 00:50:53,155 - All wet! - [Laughs] 810 00:50:53,227 --> 00:50:55,161 [Both Laugh] 811 00:50:55,229 --> 00:50:58,255 [Coughs] Yeah. 812 00:50:58,332 --> 00:51:00,300 [Laughing] 813 00:51:00,367 --> 00:51:02,426 - Booger! - Betty! 814 00:51:02,503 --> 00:51:04,596 Hey, Booger. 815 00:51:05,939 --> 00:51:08,373 Wait a minute. 816 00:51:08,442 --> 00:51:10,740 You're partying with Stan Gable? 817 00:51:10,811 --> 00:51:12,745 Yeah. Isn't that a hoot? Who'd have thought? 818 00:51:12,813 --> 00:51:15,281 Oh, come on, Lewis! 819 00:51:15,349 --> 00:51:18,944 He hates us! He tried to destroy the Tri-Lambs. 820 00:51:19,019 --> 00:51:21,283 Booger, that was years ago. He's a cool guy. 821 00:51:21,355 --> 00:51:23,482 - Come on. Party with us. - I ain't partying... 822 00:51:23,557 --> 00:51:27,015 with no nerd-hater, and I can't believe you would either. 823 00:51:27,094 --> 00:51:29,688 Stan is a changed man. 824 00:51:29,763 --> 00:51:34,700 - Yeah. Gilbert told me you had changed too, Lewis. - What are you talking about? 825 00:51:34,768 --> 00:51:37,635 You've become the worst kind of nerd- 826 00:51:37,705 --> 00:51:39,730 a self-hating one. 827 00:51:39,807 --> 00:51:43,299 [Laughs] Come on, Booger. Give me a break. 828 00:51:43,377 --> 00:51:47,143 You know, in school, you were the George Washington of nerds. 829 00:51:47,214 --> 00:51:51,548 Now, looks like you're the nerd Benedict Arnold. 830 00:51:53,787 --> 00:51:55,721 Booger. 831 00:51:55,789 --> 00:51:59,657 Hey, come on, man. Booger! 832 00:51:59,727 --> 00:52:02,525 [Laughs] Can you believe that guy? 833 00:52:02,596 --> 00:52:04,655 He's got the same old hang-ups he had as an undergrad. 834 00:52:04,732 --> 00:52:07,599 Poor Booger hasn't changed at all. [Scoffs] 835 00:52:07,735 --> 00:52:10,533 - We asked the girls what they thought of your bod. - [Audience Laughing] 836 00:52:10,604 --> 00:52:13,095 And they told us, Dave. And one of them said... 837 00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:16,006 "My eyes bounced from bodacious biceps to bitchin' butt.'" 838 00:52:16,076 --> 00:52:18,772 [Crowd Cheering, Screaming] 839 00:52:18,846 --> 00:52:20,939 Well, you were right about your uncle. 840 00:52:21,014 --> 00:52:23,039 He's forgotten who he is. 841 00:52:23,117 --> 00:52:25,642 But there's no point in crying over spilled milk. 842 00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:30,281 We've got a lot of work to do. We are going to court tomorrow. 843 00:52:30,357 --> 00:52:33,451 Mason, Judy, take care of depositions... 844 00:52:33,527 --> 00:52:36,428 requests for admissions, and proximate interrogatories. 845 00:52:36,497 --> 00:52:39,557 Malcolm, I need you and Edith to research wrongful termination... 846 00:52:39,633 --> 00:52:41,692 venue jurisdiction, and proximate causation. 847 00:52:41,769 --> 00:52:46,206 Ira, Harold, look into contributory negligence and assumption of risks. 848 00:52:46,273 --> 00:52:50,403 Toyota, go get us some chili dogs. 849 00:53:11,365 --> 00:53:13,299 It's almost 9:30. 850 00:53:13,367 --> 00:53:15,562 Wake up, everybody! We're gonna be late! 851 00:53:31,318 --> 00:53:34,947 The only way you'll learn not to jaywalk... 852 00:53:35,022 --> 00:53:37,183 is to teach you a lesson. 853 00:53:39,026 --> 00:53:41,756 I'm sentencing you to a week of traffic school. 854 00:53:41,829 --> 00:53:43,956 You bastard! 855 00:53:44,031 --> 00:53:46,295 I'd rather go to jail. 856 00:53:46,366 --> 00:53:49,767 Fine. A week in jail and a week of traffic school. 857 00:53:49,837 --> 00:53:51,771 Next. 858 00:53:57,377 --> 00:53:59,641 This will be a piece of cake. 859 00:54:01,048 --> 00:54:03,949 It's like leading Tri-Lambs to the slaughter. 860 00:54:04,017 --> 00:54:06,815 [Laughs] 861 00:54:21,835 --> 00:54:24,497 [Panting] 862 00:54:24,571 --> 00:54:26,903 Well, it's about time. 863 00:54:26,974 --> 00:54:32,276 Your Honor, I respectfully request- 864 00:54:32,346 --> 00:54:37,443 nay, demand- an immediate injunction... 865 00:54:37,518 --> 00:54:40,180 restraining Dean Stan Gable... 866 00:54:40,254 --> 00:54:42,484 from overstepping his power... 867 00:54:42,556 --> 00:54:44,854 and discriminating against the members... 868 00:54:44,925 --> 00:54:49,328 of the Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity at Adams College. 869 00:54:49,396 --> 00:54:51,830 Get out of here. 870 00:54:53,367 --> 00:54:55,631 Your Honor... 871 00:54:55,702 --> 00:55:00,002 there is a very definite abridgment of my clients' civil rights here. 872 00:55:00,073 --> 00:55:04,407 Civil rights, my butt. There's no mention of nerds in the Constitution. 873 00:55:04,478 --> 00:55:07,504 Get out of my courtroom. 874 00:55:10,450 --> 00:55:12,918 Ha! Thanks a lot. Appreciate it. 875 00:55:12,986 --> 00:55:14,977 Mmm. 876 00:55:16,490 --> 00:55:18,856 [Stan Laughing, Chattering] 877 00:55:18,926 --> 00:55:21,360 Bye. 878 00:55:21,428 --> 00:55:24,022 Adams isn't any different than anywhere else. 879 00:55:24,097 --> 00:55:26,031 We've been kidding ourselves all these years. 880 00:55:26,099 --> 00:55:28,431 People still hate us. 881 00:55:28,502 --> 00:55:31,437 - What are we gonna do now? - Isn't there some way we can appeal it? 882 00:55:31,505 --> 00:55:33,439 Not really. 883 00:55:33,507 --> 00:55:38,444 But, my little nerdlings... 884 00:55:38,512 --> 00:55:42,448 when you're really down and out... 885 00:55:42,516 --> 00:55:45,576 there's only one thing you can do- 886 00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:50,622 And that is party with an Omega Mu! 887 00:55:50,691 --> 00:55:54,286 - [Women Cheering] - Mu! 888 00:55:54,361 --> 00:55:57,353 ♪ [Pop] 889 00:55:59,967 --> 00:56:02,162 ♪ [Continues] 890 00:56:14,581 --> 00:56:18,881 I just love the way you Americans bust a move! 891 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,619 ♪ [Pop] 892 00:56:23,690 --> 00:56:26,284 Your love line is very long. 893 00:56:27,995 --> 00:56:30,828 - It is? - Oh, yes. 894 00:56:32,332 --> 00:56:35,927 Your palm says you are very sensitive... 895 00:56:36,003 --> 00:56:38,028 and will be a wonderful lover. 896 00:56:38,105 --> 00:56:40,164 It does? 897 00:56:42,843 --> 00:56:45,368 Wanna see if it's true? 898 00:56:48,615 --> 00:56:51,015 Oh, well. Wait! Wait! 899 00:56:51,084 --> 00:56:54,576 Not here. Meet me upstairs. 900 00:57:03,630 --> 00:57:07,066 ♪ [Continues] 901 00:57:07,134 --> 00:57:11,230 It's been 10 years since I've slow-danced with a Mu, Toyota. 902 00:57:11,304 --> 00:57:13,465 Enjoy it while you can. 903 00:57:16,977 --> 00:57:19,912 Hey, Ira, I think I'm about to be de-virginized. 904 00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:22,414 - With a girl? - Yeah. 905 00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:25,918 ♪ [Continues] 906 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,248 - Hey, what's goin' on here? - Oh, uh, Harold... 907 00:57:30,323 --> 00:57:32,917 I'd like you to meet Mechtilda. 908 00:57:32,993 --> 00:57:35,928 Mechtilda- [Speaking Foreign Language] 909 00:57:35,996 --> 00:57:39,159 Mechtilda is a Kurdish foreign exchange student. 910 00:57:39,232 --> 00:57:42,497 Oh, a nerd and a Kurd? A Kurd nerd. How great. 911 00:57:42,569 --> 00:57:44,799 - [Laughing] - [Nerdy Laughing] 912 00:57:44,871 --> 00:57:47,396 [Harold] I got to go. 913 00:57:47,474 --> 00:57:50,466 Don't forget your party hat. [Laughs] 914 00:57:50,544 --> 00:57:52,739 I love college. 915 00:58:08,929 --> 00:58:11,955 All right! Everybody stay where you are. This is a raid. 916 00:58:12,032 --> 00:58:16,230 Excuse me. Um, could you come back in about 10 minutes? 917 00:58:16,303 --> 00:58:20,364 I'm Malcolm Pennington III, the Tri-Lamb president. Do you have a warrant? 918 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,567 Of course. 919 00:58:22,642 --> 00:58:24,872 Hey, why are y'all invading our house? 920 00:58:24,945 --> 00:58:29,405 We have reason to believe there are illegal substances on these premises. 921 00:58:29,483 --> 00:58:33,419 - That's impossible. This is a drug-free house. - It is? 922 00:58:33,487 --> 00:58:38,254 Any member using drugs is thrown out of the house immediately. 923 00:58:38,325 --> 00:58:41,260 You don't eat meat. You don't do drugs. 924 00:58:41,328 --> 00:58:43,387 What's wrong with kids today? 925 00:58:43,463 --> 00:58:46,830 We've had the benefit of learning from your generation's mistakes. 926 00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:49,130 We believe in just saying no... 927 00:58:49,202 --> 00:58:51,397 so that-in all due respect- 928 00:58:51,471 --> 00:58:53,405 we don't turn out like you. 929 00:58:53,473 --> 00:58:56,135 Oh, well, that makes sense. 930 00:58:56,209 --> 00:59:00,839 - Then you have no objection to us taking a look around? - Not at all. 931 00:59:05,852 --> 00:59:07,945 Oh, Mother! 932 00:59:08,021 --> 00:59:11,616 [Policeman] It looks like somebody's about to harvest the bumper crop. 933 00:59:11,691 --> 00:59:15,286 This can't be. We've been framed. 934 00:59:24,404 --> 00:59:26,998 - I think you've gone a little too far. - Oh, you do, do you? 935 00:59:27,073 --> 00:59:30,907 I don't like it. I don't want to be a part of anything to with drugs. 936 00:59:30,977 --> 00:59:35,311 You'll be a part of anything I want you to be a part of. 937 00:59:37,317 --> 00:59:39,581 You understand that, Gable? 938 00:59:42,989 --> 00:59:45,822 We got those stinkin' nerds right where want 'em. 939 00:59:47,194 --> 00:59:49,458 [All Arguing] 940 00:59:49,529 --> 00:59:51,724 This is depressing. 941 00:59:51,798 --> 00:59:55,529 Perhaps I should play a traditional tune from my country. 942 00:59:55,602 --> 00:59:59,868 That always lifts my spirits and makes everyone happy. 943 00:59:59,940 --> 01:00:03,304 ♪ [Harmonica] 944 01:00:08,043 --> 01:00:09,977 Please. 945 01:00:10,045 --> 01:00:11,979 ♪ [Continues] 946 01:00:12,047 --> 01:00:14,515 I'd rather get the chair. 947 01:00:23,391 --> 01:00:26,485 - [Door Opens] - Ruth, tell Stan I'm here. 948 01:00:26,561 --> 01:00:29,894 Um, Dean Gable, Lew Skolnick is here to see you. 949 01:00:29,964 --> 01:00:33,491 I'm busy. Tell him to make an appointment. 950 01:00:33,568 --> 01:00:36,435 - You can't go in there, Lew. - The hell I can't. 951 01:00:37,739 --> 01:00:39,707 What are you doing in here? 952 01:00:39,774 --> 01:00:43,210 - I told you I was busy. - You know they were framed. 953 01:00:43,278 --> 01:00:45,337 The police found dope everywhere. 954 01:00:45,413 --> 01:00:48,746 Stan, you know these guys. They wouldn't do anything like this. 955 01:00:48,817 --> 01:00:52,309 Who knows what a bunch of nerds would do? 956 01:00:52,387 --> 01:00:55,151 You can't mean that. 957 01:00:55,223 --> 01:00:57,714 - But I do. - This guy a friend of yours? 958 01:00:59,127 --> 01:01:01,618 No. 959 01:01:03,465 --> 01:01:05,831 Well, you sure dress like friends. 960 01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:08,027 Did you just say we're not friends? 961 01:01:09,571 --> 01:01:11,835 You're just saying that 'cause he's here. 962 01:01:11,906 --> 01:01:15,774 I said it because I meant it. You know, you haven't changed, Lewis. 963 01:01:15,844 --> 01:01:19,109 You're still a nerd. And you always will be. 964 01:01:20,949 --> 01:01:24,783 You used me, Stan. I defended you to everybody who put you down. 965 01:01:24,853 --> 01:01:27,651 I wrote your speeches. I showed you how to use a computer. 966 01:01:27,722 --> 01:01:29,883 I even fixed you up with that nice girl Tina. 967 01:01:31,826 --> 01:01:34,454 I thought you were my friend, Stan. 968 01:03:31,112 --> 01:03:34,878 I'm back. And this time I'm not taking any prisoners. 969 01:03:36,384 --> 01:03:39,410 [Nerdy Laughing] 970 01:03:43,224 --> 01:03:46,489 - You're free. - Who paid our bail? 971 01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:48,495 I don't know. 972 01:03:49,731 --> 01:03:52,598 - I did. - [Betty] Lewis! 973 01:03:52,667 --> 01:03:54,601 Oh! Oh! 974 01:03:54,669 --> 01:03:58,298 - You're back! - [Nerdy Laugh] 975 01:03:58,373 --> 01:04:01,274 Where did you come up with that kind of scratch? 976 01:04:02,844 --> 01:04:07,440 Ooh. Betty, I hope you don't mind. 977 01:04:07,515 --> 01:04:09,449 I mortgaged the house. 978 01:04:09,517 --> 01:04:12,452 Mind? 979 01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:15,512 I've never been happier in my life. 980 01:04:16,958 --> 01:04:18,892 There's another little problem. 981 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:21,451 They've confiscated the Tri-Lamb house and everything in it... 982 01:04:21,529 --> 01:04:23,793 and they've given it to the Alpha Betas. 983 01:04:23,865 --> 01:04:25,924 - Can they do that? - I'm afraid they can. 984 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,060 So, Betty, if it's okay with you... 985 01:04:29,137 --> 01:04:31,935 I'd like all the Tri-Lambs to stay in our house. 986 01:04:34,976 --> 01:04:37,137 I insist. 987 01:04:37,211 --> 01:04:39,941 - Oh, Betty, you're the greatest. - [Laughs] 988 01:04:40,014 --> 01:04:42,278 [All] Betty! Betty! Betty! 989 01:04:42,350 --> 01:04:44,978 Betty! Betty! Betty! 990 01:04:45,053 --> 01:04:46,987 - [Betty] Oh! - [Chanting Continues] 991 01:04:47,055 --> 01:04:49,080 I knew you'd come though, Uncle Lew. 992 01:04:49,157 --> 01:04:53,423 Uncle Lewis. From now on, I'm Lewis Skolnick. 993 01:04:53,494 --> 01:04:56,088 You are such a nerd. 994 01:04:56,164 --> 01:04:58,962 Damn right I am. 995 01:04:59,033 --> 01:05:03,231 - Nerds! - Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 996 01:05:03,304 --> 01:05:07,673 - [Chanting Continues] - Let's go kick some Alpha Beta ass! 997 01:05:10,345 --> 01:05:12,779 [All Cheering] 998 01:05:17,018 --> 01:05:19,646 Hey, where's my regular barbers at? 999 01:05:19,721 --> 01:05:23,088 Oh, we fired 'em, 'cause they were nerds. Mmm! 1000 01:05:23,157 --> 01:05:25,557 - Oh, good. - But don't worry. 1001 01:05:25,626 --> 01:05:28,959 We'll take good care of you. 1002 01:05:29,030 --> 01:05:31,464 Hey, you're not makin' it too short back there, are you? 1003 01:05:31,532 --> 01:05:34,126 Oh, no, no, no. It's my vision of you at work. 1004 01:05:34,202 --> 01:05:36,136 It's a look of the '90s. 1005 01:05:36,204 --> 01:05:38,570 It's very now. Very end of the millennium. 1006 01:05:38,639 --> 01:05:43,838 Hey, I heard you two shaved two nerds' heads a while back. 1007 01:05:43,911 --> 01:05:45,845 - [Laughs] - Yeah. It was great, huh? 1008 01:05:45,913 --> 01:05:49,041 I know. Those nerds are us. 1009 01:05:49,117 --> 01:05:52,518 [Laughs] The girls are gonna love it. 1010 01:05:52,587 --> 01:05:55,715 [Nerdy Laughing] 1011 01:06:03,331 --> 01:06:06,926 - You called for a plumber? - Shower's broken. I need to bathe. 1012 01:06:07,001 --> 01:06:10,960 [Sniffs] I can tell. You've got some righteous B.O., dude. 1013 01:06:12,106 --> 01:06:14,040 Just fix the water. 1014 01:06:40,868 --> 01:06:43,860 [Groaning] 1015 01:06:45,873 --> 01:06:50,173 Oh! [Sputtering, Babbling] 1016 01:06:50,244 --> 01:06:52,303 ♪ [Humming] 1017 01:06:52,380 --> 01:06:56,373 I've got a surprise for you, Alpha Betas. 1018 01:06:56,451 --> 01:06:58,817 Now where is that Pimple Clear? 1019 01:06:58,886 --> 01:07:01,320 [Robotic Whirring] 1020 01:07:02,890 --> 01:07:04,790 [Whirring Continues] 1021 01:07:04,859 --> 01:07:08,989 [Harold] We're here at the world-renowned Tri-Lamb fraternity bathroom... 1022 01:07:09,063 --> 01:07:12,328 where we've secretly replaced their pimple clear... 1023 01:07:13,968 --> 01:07:16,732 with pimple-inducing ingredients. 1024 01:07:16,804 --> 01:07:19,898 Let's see if they notice. 1025 01:07:19,974 --> 01:07:22,909 [Wolf Howling] 1026 01:07:25,646 --> 01:07:29,412 Bobo, this house gives me the creeps. 1027 01:07:29,484 --> 01:07:32,112 Oh. It's okay, cream puff. 1028 01:07:32,186 --> 01:07:34,177 I'm here to protect you. 1029 01:07:34,255 --> 01:07:37,622 What's that on your face? 1030 01:07:37,692 --> 01:07:39,956 My nose. 1031 01:07:40,027 --> 01:07:42,621 - There's another one. - Another what? 1032 01:07:42,697 --> 01:07:44,961 And there's another one. And another one. 1033 01:07:45,032 --> 01:07:46,966 [Panting] 1034 01:07:47,034 --> 01:07:49,798 Yuck! They're spreading! 1035 01:07:49,871 --> 01:07:53,830 [Screaming] 1036 01:07:53,908 --> 01:07:55,842 [Sobs] 1037 01:08:03,618 --> 01:08:05,586 [Panting] 1038 01:08:05,653 --> 01:08:07,621 The nerds gave me pimples! 1039 01:08:11,025 --> 01:08:13,653 The nerds gave me pimples! 1040 01:08:16,497 --> 01:08:19,728 The nerds gave me pimples! 1041 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,734 [Spits] 1042 01:08:21,802 --> 01:08:24,168 [Laughing Continues] 1043 01:08:26,507 --> 01:08:28,600 Good job, Tri-Lambs. 1044 01:08:28,676 --> 01:08:30,769 But it's time to get serious. 1045 01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:33,109 We've got to take back what's ours and show everyone... 1046 01:08:33,180 --> 01:08:35,842 that the '90s can't function without nerds. 1047 01:08:40,321 --> 01:08:42,289 And that was Guido and the Tour Guides... 1048 01:08:42,356 --> 01:08:44,483 with their new hit, "Agent Eddie." 1049 01:08:44,559 --> 01:08:46,493 What are you doing? I'm on the air. 1050 01:08:46,561 --> 01:08:50,691 We're commandeering the Adams College radio station in the name of nerd freedom. 1051 01:08:50,765 --> 01:08:54,861 There's no greater friend of the nerd than the American deejay. 1052 01:08:54,936 --> 01:08:58,963 If we weren't all nerds ourselves, we'd be on television. 1053 01:09:00,241 --> 01:09:03,699 Stan, have I got news for you. 1054 01:09:03,778 --> 01:09:05,746 What's the matter with your face, Orrin? 1055 01:09:05,813 --> 01:09:08,873 Some secret nerd concoction. 1056 01:09:08,950 --> 01:09:11,942 The dermatologists said they'd never seen anything like it before. 1057 01:09:12,019 --> 01:09:13,953 - [Laughs] - It's not funny, Stan! 1058 01:09:14,021 --> 01:09:17,718 - You look like a- - I know, I know. A candy cane. 1059 01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:21,228 - No. A barber pole. - Oh. Ha-ha. 1060 01:09:21,295 --> 01:09:24,992 We interrupt this program to bring you an urgent message. 1061 01:09:28,502 --> 01:09:31,062 My name is Lewis Skolnick... 1062 01:09:31,138 --> 01:09:33,606 and I'm chairman... 1063 01:09:33,674 --> 01:09:36,837 - [Volume Increases] - Of the computer science department at Adams College. 1064 01:09:36,911 --> 01:09:39,675 I'm a nerd, and I'm proud of it. 1065 01:09:39,747 --> 01:09:43,308 Get your campus cops down to the radio station and get that moron off the air. 1066 01:09:43,384 --> 01:09:46,251 My fellow nerds... 1067 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,187 we are facing the greatest challenge we have ever faced- 1068 01:09:49,256 --> 01:09:53,693 the systematic elimination of nerd culture from the Adams campus. 1069 01:09:53,761 --> 01:09:58,960 I, therefore, am calling for an Adams College nerd strike. 1070 01:09:59,033 --> 01:10:03,663 I call for nerds of all ages to throw down your packs. 1071 01:10:03,738 --> 01:10:07,640 In fact, I call for anyone out there who's ever had a brother... 1072 01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:11,405 or a sister who's a nerd, anyone who's admired a nerd from a distance... 1073 01:10:11,479 --> 01:10:16,212 to join me in shutting this school and all Adams city services down... 1074 01:10:16,283 --> 01:10:18,376 until our rights are restored! 1075 01:10:18,452 --> 01:10:20,818 - [Door Opens] - Honey! Lewis! 1076 01:10:20,888 --> 01:10:23,152 - Let him go! - I know our cause is just. 1077 01:10:23,224 --> 01:10:27,320 - Let him- Let him go! - I know God is on our side! 1078 01:10:27,395 --> 01:10:29,829 - You let him- - [Grunting] I know I- 1079 01:10:29,897 --> 01:10:32,331 - Lewis! Lewis! - [Tone Ringing On Radio] 1080 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,493 - Got him! - [Radio Knob Clicks] 1081 01:10:34,568 --> 01:10:36,968 Uh, Dean Gable, I'm leaving now. 1082 01:10:37,038 --> 01:10:40,804 - Oh, you have a hair appointment, Ruth? - No, I'm joining the strike. 1083 01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:43,275 But you're not a nerd, Ruth. 1084 01:10:43,344 --> 01:10:45,278 No, but my son is. 1085 01:10:45,346 --> 01:10:48,941 And whatever he is or wants to be, I support him 100%. 1086 01:10:49,016 --> 01:10:51,007 Shut it down! 1087 01:10:54,021 --> 01:10:56,581 [No Audible Dialogue] 1088 01:11:01,962 --> 01:11:04,226 [Operators Chattering] 1089 01:11:04,298 --> 01:11:06,232 - Is anybody in here? - Hello? 1090 01:11:06,300 --> 01:11:10,066 - [Phones Ringing] - [Overlapping Chattering] 1091 01:11:10,137 --> 01:11:12,196 Hello? 1092 01:11:27,054 --> 01:11:30,046 - [Phones Ringing] - [Overlapping Chatter Continues] 1093 01:11:31,926 --> 01:11:34,326 [Woman] I'm sorry. I don't have that- [Continues, Indistinct] 1094 01:11:34,395 --> 01:11:39,526 [Woman #2] Please try again. It's 1-800- [Continues, Indistinct] 1095 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,693 [Chattering Stops] 1096 01:11:41,769 --> 01:11:44,237 [Phones Ringing] 1097 01:11:44,305 --> 01:11:46,967 Shut it down! 1098 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:49,168 - [Man] Shut it down! - [Operators Shouting] 1099 01:11:49,243 --> 01:11:51,643 - [Woman] Shut it down! - Shut it down! 1100 01:11:51,712 --> 01:11:54,306 [Operators] Strike! Strike! 1101 01:11:54,381 --> 01:11:58,681 I told you it's gonna be a great year. 1102 01:12:00,921 --> 01:12:03,685 [All Shouting, Indistinct] 1103 01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:16,866 Ninety, 91, 92- 1104 01:12:20,374 --> 01:12:23,537 - [Stifled Laugh] - Call the electric company. 1105 01:12:26,714 --> 01:12:28,909 Phone's dead. 1106 01:12:28,983 --> 01:12:30,974 Nerds! 1107 01:12:45,399 --> 01:12:48,994 - [Groaning] - You know, you look like a- 1108 01:12:49,069 --> 01:12:51,037 I know, I know. A barber pole. 1109 01:12:51,105 --> 01:12:53,437 No, I was thinkin' more like a candy cane. 1110 01:12:53,507 --> 01:12:56,408 - That's very funny. - Look, you got any gas? 1111 01:12:56,477 --> 01:12:58,411 Oh, yeah. Plenty of gas. 1112 01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:01,039 - [Laughs] - [Laughs] Can't sell you any though. 1113 01:13:01,115 --> 01:13:04,448 - [Both Laughing] - What are you, a nerd sympathizer? 1114 01:13:04,518 --> 01:13:07,112 Oh, hey. Look, I don't want anything to do with this nerd thing. 1115 01:13:07,188 --> 01:13:09,349 I got no feeling for them one way or the other. 1116 01:13:09,423 --> 01:13:12,051 Your computers don't work, do they? 1117 01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:15,061 - How'd you guess? - [Orrin] It's the same at every station all over town. 1118 01:13:15,129 --> 01:13:17,620 - So what are we gonna do? - Ahh. 1119 01:13:17,698 --> 01:13:20,792 Don't worry about it. It's just as tough on them as it is on us. 1120 01:13:20,868 --> 01:13:23,234 [Horn Honking] 1121 01:13:23,304 --> 01:13:26,762 Why don't you get a horse? [Imitates Horse Neighing] 1122 01:13:26,841 --> 01:13:28,775 [Laughs] 1123 01:13:28,843 --> 01:13:31,243 Where'd he get gas? 1124 01:13:32,313 --> 01:13:34,679 [Grinding] 1125 01:13:37,718 --> 01:13:39,879 - Methanol? - Fill 'er up. 1126 01:13:39,954 --> 01:13:42,252 Not only are we winning our campus back... 1127 01:13:42,323 --> 01:13:46,157 but we're recycling refuse, cutting down on the consumption of fossil fuels... 1128 01:13:46,227 --> 01:13:48,661 and ridding the air of nasty pollutants. 1129 01:13:48,729 --> 01:13:50,663 - [Shrieks] - [Booger Laughing] 1130 01:13:50,731 --> 01:13:52,665 - Aah! No! - Whoo! 1131 01:13:52,733 --> 01:13:54,758 [Laughing] 1132 01:13:54,835 --> 01:13:57,895 [Phone Rings] 1133 01:13:58,973 --> 01:14:01,601 - [Booger Laughing] - Whoo-hoo! 1134 01:14:01,675 --> 01:14:03,609 - [Laughing Continues] - [Women Shrieking] 1135 01:14:03,677 --> 01:14:05,611 [Screams] Oh, Booger! 1136 01:14:05,679 --> 01:14:07,772 - [Women Shrieking] - [Booger Laughing] 1137 01:14:07,848 --> 01:14:11,079 - Mr. Skolnick. - Ira, call me Lewis. 1138 01:14:11,151 --> 01:14:15,451 Lewis. We are receiving tremendous nerd support from all across the city. 1139 01:14:15,522 --> 01:14:17,456 That's wonderful. Get on the modems... 1140 01:14:17,524 --> 01:14:19,617 and contact all the ex-Tri-Lambs across the country. 1141 01:14:19,693 --> 01:14:21,718 I want them here for the nerd-in. 1142 01:14:21,795 --> 01:14:23,592 Mr. Skolnick? 1143 01:14:23,664 --> 01:14:26,030 - [Shutter Clicks] - [Crowd Cheering] 1144 01:14:34,541 --> 01:14:36,634 - [Feedback] - They call us nerds... 1145 01:14:36,710 --> 01:14:39,110 because we've always been nice to people. 1146 01:14:39,179 --> 01:14:41,272 - [Crowd Cheers] - They call us nerds... 1147 01:14:41,348 --> 01:14:43,873 - because we get good grades. - [Crowd Cheers] 1148 01:14:43,951 --> 01:14:47,682 They call us nerds because we treat our parents with respect. 1149 01:14:47,755 --> 01:14:50,952 - [Crowd Cheers] - Well, they're right. 1150 01:14:51,025 --> 01:14:52,959 - We're nerds. - [Man] We're nerds! 1151 01:14:53,027 --> 01:14:55,621 And we're very wet, and we're very upset. 1152 01:14:55,696 --> 01:14:57,630 [Crowd Cheers] 1153 01:14:57,698 --> 01:15:01,964 We're nerds. We're wet. We're very, very upset. 1154 01:15:02,036 --> 01:15:06,466 We're nerds! We're wet! We're very, very upset! 1155 01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:10,434 We're nerds! We're wet! We're very, very upset! 1156 01:15:10,504 --> 01:15:12,438 - We're nerds! We're wet! - He's right. 1157 01:15:12,506 --> 01:15:14,440 - Let's take these off. - We're very, very upset! 1158 01:15:14,508 --> 01:15:16,840 - [Chanting Continues] - Isn't this great? 1159 01:15:16,910 --> 01:15:19,811 The old gang isn't coming. 1160 01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,075 They live all over the country. 1161 01:15:22,149 --> 01:15:25,641 They have their own problems and their own lives. 1162 01:15:25,719 --> 01:15:28,017 Yeah, but they know I sold out. 1163 01:15:28,088 --> 01:15:32,024 Even my ex-best friend, Gilbert, knows I'm a traitor to our people. 1164 01:15:32,092 --> 01:15:34,856 We're wet! We're very, very upset! 1165 01:15:34,928 --> 01:15:38,955 We're nerds! We're wet! We're very, very upset! 1166 01:15:39,032 --> 01:15:43,025 - [Chanting Continues] - Hey, Gable. Boo! 1167 01:15:43,103 --> 01:15:46,698 We're nerds! We're wet! We're very, very upset! 1168 01:15:46,773 --> 01:15:50,641 Ladies and gentlemen, look who finally decided to show up. 1169 01:15:50,711 --> 01:15:55,614 Our dean, Stan Harvey Gable. 1170 01:15:55,682 --> 01:15:58,048 [Booing, Hissing] 1171 01:15:58,118 --> 01:16:00,245 You nerds have ruined my life. 1172 01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:02,345 How'd we do that, Stanley? 1173 01:16:02,422 --> 01:16:04,652 I used to be a big man on campus... 1174 01:16:04,725 --> 01:16:06,784 until you humiliated me at the pep rally. 1175 01:16:08,195 --> 01:16:12,154 Then you stole Betty away from me. [Panting] 1176 01:16:12,232 --> 01:16:15,690 After that, not another living soul ever respected me again. 1177 01:16:15,769 --> 01:16:17,999 You're such a victim, Stan, aren't you? 1178 01:16:18,071 --> 01:16:21,507 Maybe you ought to start taking responsibility for your actions... 1179 01:16:21,575 --> 01:16:25,443 instead of blaming all your faults and failures on others. 1180 01:16:28,915 --> 01:16:31,850 Uhh! Get! Get! 1181 01:16:31,918 --> 01:16:34,648 - [Crowd Cheering] - [Man] Gable, you jerk! 1182 01:16:36,723 --> 01:16:39,521 [Woman] Gable is unable! 1183 01:16:39,593 --> 01:16:42,255 [Man #2] Get off the campus, Gable! 1184 01:16:42,329 --> 01:16:45,230 [Cheering, Shouting Continues] 1185 01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:49,228 [Man] Not a friend to nerds! 1186 01:16:51,938 --> 01:16:54,168 - [Door Closes] - [Sighs] 1187 01:16:54,241 --> 01:16:58,405 The campus police have joined the strike. 1188 01:16:58,478 --> 01:17:01,641 They're everywhere. It seems as if you shake anyone's family tree... 1189 01:17:01,715 --> 01:17:03,842 a couple of nerds will drop out. 1190 01:17:03,917 --> 01:17:06,477 Maybe we should try and negotiate. 1191 01:17:06,553 --> 01:17:09,488 I don't negotiate with nerds. 1192 01:17:09,556 --> 01:17:11,649 Well, what are we gonna do, Orrin? 1193 01:17:11,725 --> 01:17:13,989 The press is gonna have a field day with this. 1194 01:17:14,061 --> 01:17:16,495 I'm gonna be the laughingstock of the entire country. 1195 01:17:16,563 --> 01:17:19,760 The school is paralyzed. There's no telephones, no electricity, no gas. 1196 01:17:19,833 --> 01:17:21,767 It's like Baghdad around here! 1197 01:17:21,835 --> 01:17:23,598 Shut up! 1198 01:17:23,670 --> 01:17:29,302 We destroy Lewis Skolnick, the rest of those nerds will fall like a deck of cards. 1199 01:17:29,376 --> 01:17:32,174 How would you destroy him? 1200 01:17:32,245 --> 01:17:37,342 By revealing his misuse of Adams College funds. 1201 01:17:37,417 --> 01:17:40,181 Lewis has been misusing Adams funds? 1202 01:17:40,253 --> 01:17:42,585 Remember those papers I had you have him sign? 1203 01:17:42,656 --> 01:17:45,386 - Yeah. - Well, Lewis doesn't know it... 1204 01:17:45,459 --> 01:17:47,689 but I've been using part of his monthly appropriation... 1205 01:17:47,761 --> 01:17:49,820 to get things that I think the college needs. 1206 01:17:49,896 --> 01:17:51,887 Like what? 1207 01:17:53,667 --> 01:17:58,195 Like procuring women for the football players, new yacht, Lear jet- 1208 01:17:58,271 --> 01:18:00,205 things the school needs. 1209 01:18:00,273 --> 01:18:02,571 Well, why didn't you tell me about this? 1210 01:18:02,642 --> 01:18:05,736 - I didn't think that was necessary. - Not necessary? 1211 01:18:05,812 --> 01:18:07,746 I'm the dean! 1212 01:18:07,814 --> 01:18:10,647 Come on, Stan. 1213 01:18:10,717 --> 01:18:13,151 We both know what you are. [Chuckles] 1214 01:18:13,220 --> 01:18:16,849 And if you want to stay the dean, you'll keep your mouth shut. 1215 01:18:16,923 --> 01:18:18,914 You could ruin him for life. 1216 01:18:18,992 --> 01:18:22,325 I know. Terrible, isn't it? 1217 01:18:22,396 --> 01:18:25,593 [Laughing] 1218 01:18:39,379 --> 01:18:41,574 [Steam Hissing] 1219 01:18:41,648 --> 01:18:43,741 [Whirring] 1220 01:18:45,585 --> 01:18:48,577 [Stan] You have any eights? 1221 01:18:52,592 --> 01:18:54,719 - Go fish. - Hmm. 1222 01:18:56,763 --> 01:18:59,459 We've broken their backs. 1223 01:18:59,533 --> 01:19:01,467 They're all returning to work. 1224 01:19:01,535 --> 01:19:04,402 Great. Uh, got an eight. 1225 01:19:04,471 --> 01:19:07,304 He did it for sure. 1226 01:19:07,374 --> 01:19:09,535 How else did he get that Beemer? 1227 01:19:10,710 --> 01:19:13,474 - This is a lie. - Of course it is. 1228 01:19:13,547 --> 01:19:15,811 - I didn't know anything about this. - Of course you didn't. 1229 01:19:15,882 --> 01:19:18,476 - I can't believe they pulled this. - Of course you can't. 1230 01:19:18,552 --> 01:19:21,817 You were right, Betty. I was a fool. 1231 01:19:21,888 --> 01:19:24,322 Stan was duping me all along. 1232 01:19:24,391 --> 01:19:26,325 I'm gonna be ruined now. 1233 01:19:26,393 --> 01:19:29,089 Everything I've worked for my whole life is gonna be destroyed. 1234 01:19:29,162 --> 01:19:34,099 No matter what happens, we still have each other. 1235 01:19:34,167 --> 01:19:36,499 Betty. 1236 01:19:40,574 --> 01:19:44,510 [Clears Throat] Excuse me, but as your attorney, I've got to know. 1237 01:19:44,578 --> 01:19:47,342 Did you do it? I mean, it's cool if you did. 1238 01:19:47,414 --> 01:19:50,906 I'd have done it myself if I'd had the chance. I'm just curious. 1239 01:19:50,984 --> 01:19:53,919 No, I didn't do it! I'm innocent! 1240 01:19:55,989 --> 01:19:57,923 Of course you are. 1241 01:19:57,991 --> 01:20:01,449 [All] Adams college blew it! Lewis didn't do it! 1242 01:20:01,528 --> 01:20:05,123 Adams college blew it! Lewis didn't do it! 1243 01:20:05,198 --> 01:20:07,132 Adams college blew it! 1244 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:10,192 Lewis didn't do it! Adams college blew it! 1245 01:20:10,270 --> 01:20:13,433 Lewis didn't do it! Adams college blew it! 1246 01:20:13,507 --> 01:20:15,441 Lewis didn't do it! 1247 01:20:15,509 --> 01:20:17,534 Adams college blew it! Lewis didn't do it! 1248 01:20:17,611 --> 01:20:19,909 Adams college blew it! Lewis didn't do it! 1249 01:20:21,615 --> 01:20:23,879 - [Knock On Door] - [Beeps] 1250 01:20:23,950 --> 01:20:26,282 One second. 1251 01:20:28,622 --> 01:20:30,556 Come in. 1252 01:20:35,262 --> 01:20:37,196 Betty. 1253 01:20:37,264 --> 01:20:39,198 What are you doing here? 1254 01:20:44,504 --> 01:20:47,598 He thought you were his friend, Stan. 1255 01:20:47,674 --> 01:20:50,472 Well, who has friends? 1256 01:20:50,544 --> 01:20:53,707 Everybody uses everybody else. 1257 01:20:53,780 --> 01:20:55,714 Nobody has friends. 1258 01:20:55,782 --> 01:20:57,943 Lewis does. 1259 01:20:58,018 --> 01:21:02,717 Oh, yeah, sure. He had a lot of friends during the strike. 1260 01:21:02,789 --> 01:21:04,723 But where are they now? 1261 01:21:12,766 --> 01:21:14,859 You know he's innocent, Stan. 1262 01:21:16,903 --> 01:21:19,770 I want you to tell the truth and get Lewis released. 1263 01:21:19,839 --> 01:21:22,137 You really love this guy, don't you? 1264 01:21:22,208 --> 01:21:25,541 He means everything to me. 1265 01:21:25,612 --> 01:21:27,876 I'd do anything to save him. 1266 01:21:28,949 --> 01:21:31,247 Anything? 1267 01:21:31,318 --> 01:21:34,515 Is that what you want, Stan? 1268 01:21:36,957 --> 01:21:39,187 No. 1269 01:21:39,259 --> 01:21:42,228 I don't want it like that, Betty. 1270 01:21:42,295 --> 01:21:46,356 Believe it or not, I still have a little pride left. 1271 01:21:48,335 --> 01:21:52,101 - [Woman] Come over here. Did you get that? - [Crowd Chattering] 1272 01:21:58,111 --> 01:22:01,672 Mr. Dawson, any more nose-picking... 1273 01:22:01,748 --> 01:22:04,808 and I'll hold you in contempt. 1274 01:22:04,884 --> 01:22:07,114 Your witness. 1275 01:22:07,187 --> 01:22:10,281 Thank you, Your Honor. 1276 01:22:10,357 --> 01:22:13,326 Mr. Gable... 1277 01:22:13,393 --> 01:22:16,089 how did you get your job? 1278 01:22:16,162 --> 01:22:19,359 I applied for the job, and I got it. 1279 01:22:19,432 --> 01:22:21,366 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 1280 01:22:21,434 --> 01:22:23,664 Were you qualified to be dean? 1281 01:22:23,737 --> 01:22:26,365 Sure. Yeah. I arrested a lot of kids... 1282 01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:28,907 when I was with the highway patrol... 1283 01:22:28,975 --> 01:22:32,741 did a lot of volunteer work with the police athletic league-stufflike that. 1284 01:22:32,812 --> 01:22:34,746 Well, that certainly qualifies you... 1285 01:22:34,814 --> 01:22:37,248 to be the dean of a major college. 1286 01:22:37,317 --> 01:22:40,912 What was your grade point average, Stan? 1287 01:22:40,987 --> 01:22:43,785 - I had a "C" average. - "C"? 1288 01:22:44,858 --> 01:22:48,089 Was it not in fact a C-minus... 1289 01:22:48,161 --> 01:22:51,619 just this side of the D-plus border? 1290 01:22:51,698 --> 01:22:54,064 Yeah! 1291 01:22:54,134 --> 01:22:56,728 I don't see what my grade point has to do with this case. 1292 01:22:56,803 --> 01:22:58,737 Just answer the question, Mr. Gable! 1293 01:22:58,805 --> 01:23:01,797 I agree with the witness, Mr. Dawson. 1294 01:23:01,875 --> 01:23:04,844 I don't see what his grade point has to do... 1295 01:23:04,911 --> 01:23:07,675 with that nerd embezzling funds. 1296 01:23:07,747 --> 01:23:12,775 - [Spectators Murmuring] - [Booger] Your Honor, I intend to prove... 1297 01:23:12,852 --> 01:23:15,013 that there were shenanigans involved... 1298 01:23:15,088 --> 01:23:17,522 in the very appointment of Stan Gable... 1299 01:23:17,590 --> 01:23:21,185 - as dean of Adams college. - Overruled. 1300 01:23:21,261 --> 01:23:23,695 Dean Gable isn't the one on trial here. 1301 01:23:26,433 --> 01:23:28,367 Your Honor, this line of questioning... 1302 01:23:28,435 --> 01:23:30,869 is the cornerstone for my entire defense. 1303 01:23:30,937 --> 01:23:33,132 Overruled. 1304 01:23:34,207 --> 01:23:37,233 Well-Well, I call for a mistrial. 1305 01:23:37,310 --> 01:23:40,211 Clearly my client can't get a fair trial... 1306 01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:42,373 in this anti-nerd atmosphere. 1307 01:23:42,449 --> 01:23:45,316 - Yeah! - Overruled! 1308 01:23:45,385 --> 01:23:48,718 - Come on. Please, Your Honor? - Any more outbursts, Mr. Dawson... 1309 01:23:48,788 --> 01:23:53,248 and I'll throw your whole damn gaggle of nerds in jail for contempt! 1310 01:23:53,326 --> 01:23:55,260 - [Sighs] - [Murmuring] 1311 01:23:55,328 --> 01:23:57,262 Yeah, right. 1312 01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:04,199 - [Clears Throat] Mr. Gable- - Yes? 1313 01:24:04,270 --> 01:24:07,034 When did you learn... 1314 01:24:07,107 --> 01:24:11,510 of my client's alleged misuse of Adams college funds? 1315 01:24:11,578 --> 01:24:15,878 - Just recently. - Oh, well, wasn't that a coincidence? 1316 01:24:15,949 --> 01:24:17,883 That you should discover this... 1317 01:24:17,951 --> 01:24:23,446 at the very height of a nerd strike led by Lewis Skolnick- 1318 01:24:23,523 --> 01:24:26,356 A strike which threatened to topple... 1319 01:24:26,426 --> 01:24:29,589 your tower of totalitarian tyranny! 1320 01:24:29,662 --> 01:24:32,358 Yeah! 1321 01:24:32,432 --> 01:24:34,195 - [Judge] Quiet! - Thank you. Thank you. 1322 01:24:34,267 --> 01:24:35,962 - Thank you. - Quiet! 1323 01:24:36,369 --> 01:24:37,563 Silence in my court! 1324 01:24:37,637 --> 01:24:39,468 Mr. Dawson, I'm warning you. 1325 01:24:39,539 --> 01:24:41,803 - I've had it with you. - Psst! 1326 01:24:43,710 --> 01:24:46,144 Dad! 1327 01:24:46,212 --> 01:24:48,612 Who is this geek in my courtroom? 1328 01:24:48,681 --> 01:24:51,445 - I thought you were on your honeymoon. - Well, your stepmother and I... 1329 01:24:51,518 --> 01:24:53,543 have the rest of our lives for honeymooning. 1330 01:24:53,620 --> 01:24:56,885 We want to be here to support you. We're behind you 100%. 1331 01:24:56,956 --> 01:24:59,550 I'm really glad you're here. I need all the help I can get. 1332 01:24:59,626 --> 01:25:03,528 - Well, son, I believe help's on the way. - What do you mean? 1333 01:25:03,596 --> 01:25:05,655 Free Lewis! Nerd power! 1334 01:25:05,732 --> 01:25:08,030 - Lamar! - Lewis! 1335 01:25:08,101 --> 01:25:11,502 Order! I demand order! 1336 01:25:11,571 --> 01:25:14,199 - [Laughing] - So what are you doing? 1337 01:25:14,274 --> 01:25:16,674 Well, I live in Milan now. I'm a model. 1338 01:25:16,743 --> 01:25:19,109 You know- strike a pose. 1339 01:25:20,446 --> 01:25:23,381 Oh, what is that? 1340 01:25:23,449 --> 01:25:27,510 - Wormser. - What is a Wormser? 1341 01:25:27,587 --> 01:25:29,612 When a Tri-Lamb's in trouble, I'm there. 1342 01:25:32,025 --> 01:25:35,017 [Nerdy Laugh] You're so grown up. 1343 01:25:35,094 --> 01:25:37,688 - And so handsome. - [Laughs] 1344 01:25:37,764 --> 01:25:39,698 - Are you married? - Better. 1345 01:25:39,766 --> 01:25:41,825 I'm a gynecologist. 1346 01:25:41,901 --> 01:25:44,699 Your Honor, this is a mockery of the judicial system! 1347 01:25:44,771 --> 01:25:49,105 - Silence! - Banzai! Flee Rewis! 1348 01:25:49,175 --> 01:25:51,473 Takashi? 1349 01:25:52,612 --> 01:25:55,775 - [Laughing] - [Nerdy Laughing] 1350 01:25:55,849 --> 01:25:57,783 U.N. 1351 01:25:57,851 --> 01:26:00,945 We're here, baby. Power to the nerds! Yeah! 1352 01:26:01,020 --> 01:26:02,954 [Cheering] 1353 01:26:03,022 --> 01:26:06,014 Quiet! I've lost control. 1354 01:26:06,092 --> 01:26:08,993 - Lewis, good to see you. - Oh, U.N., thank you for being here. 1355 01:26:09,062 --> 01:26:12,657 - Oh, this is so wonderful. - I know. If only- 1356 01:26:12,732 --> 01:26:15,166 Gilbert! 1357 01:26:19,105 --> 01:26:21,039 Hi, Lewis. 1358 01:26:21,107 --> 01:26:23,166 Gilbert. 1359 01:26:23,243 --> 01:26:25,177 I can't believe you're here. 1360 01:26:25,245 --> 01:26:27,873 I thought you never wanted to speak to me again. 1361 01:26:27,947 --> 01:26:30,609 I didn't. 1362 01:26:30,683 --> 01:26:34,312 But... I heard you were a nerd again. 1363 01:26:34,387 --> 01:26:36,787 Forever this time. 1364 01:26:36,856 --> 01:26:39,051 - [Laughs] - [Nerdy Laughing] 1365 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:41,389 [Cheering] 1366 01:26:42,996 --> 01:26:44,930 - [Gavel Banging] - Order! 1367 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,558 Order! 1368 01:26:50,436 --> 01:26:53,166 - Your Honor- - I demand order! 1369 01:26:53,239 --> 01:26:55,935 - Your Honor- - What is it? 1370 01:26:57,510 --> 01:26:59,569 I'd like to make a statement. 1371 01:27:02,148 --> 01:27:04,776 Lewis Skolnick had no idea what was going on. 1372 01:27:04,851 --> 01:27:08,446 Are you saying this nerd is innocent? 1373 01:27:08,521 --> 01:27:11,149 - Yes. - [Spectators Gasping] 1374 01:27:11,224 --> 01:27:14,751 Yes. The money was misappropriated by Orrin Price. 1375 01:27:14,827 --> 01:27:18,593 - This is preposterous! - You're worse than they are, Price! 1376 01:27:20,433 --> 01:27:25,063 Lewis, I'd like to be your friend. 1377 01:27:25,138 --> 01:27:29,131 Seeing you here with the rest of your Tri-Lamb brothers and sisters- 1378 01:27:29,208 --> 01:27:33,304 Well, it makes me see what real friendship is all about. 1379 01:27:33,379 --> 01:27:37,372 My whole life I've hated your kind. 1380 01:27:39,852 --> 01:27:43,811 When really I- I hated myself. 1381 01:27:43,890 --> 01:27:47,690 And as I sat last night at the computer... 1382 01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:52,060 I realized that- that I was a nerd. 1383 01:27:52,131 --> 01:27:56,329 Yeah. And that there's a little bit of nerd in everyone. 1384 01:27:58,004 --> 01:28:01,269 I guess I was just afraid to face that part of myself, but now I'm not. 1385 01:28:01,341 --> 01:28:05,277 I'm a nerd- trapped in a beautiful body, but I'm a nerd nonetheless. 1386 01:28:05,345 --> 01:28:07,870 You're not a nerd! You're an idiot! 1387 01:28:07,947 --> 01:28:10,006 Idiots are people too, Orrin. 1388 01:28:10,083 --> 01:28:13,814 It's not how smart you are or how good-looking you are... 1389 01:28:13,886 --> 01:28:16,013 or how much money you make. 1390 01:28:17,890 --> 01:28:20,723 It's what's in your heart that counts. 1391 01:28:22,428 --> 01:28:24,658 I'm sorry, Lewis. 1392 01:28:24,731 --> 01:28:28,167 I'm so sorry. 1393 01:28:28,234 --> 01:28:32,227 I just hope that one day you'll be able to forgive me for what I've done to you. 1394 01:28:32,305 --> 01:28:34,569 I love you, Stan. 1395 01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:38,235 Oh, brother. You guys want to be alone? 1396 01:28:38,311 --> 01:28:40,302 [All] Shut up, Price! 1397 01:28:40,380 --> 01:28:43,349 I'd also like to point out... 1398 01:28:43,416 --> 01:28:47,375 that it was Orrin Price that planted the marijuana in the Tri-Lamb house... 1399 01:28:47,453 --> 01:28:50,650 and that the Tri-Lambs are completely innocent of all charges. 1400 01:28:50,723 --> 01:28:52,657 Whoo! 1401 01:28:55,895 --> 01:28:58,864 Bailiff, handcuff that man. 1402 01:29:00,299 --> 01:29:03,268 Oh, I'm gonna get even with you, Gable. You can bet on it! 1403 01:29:03,336 --> 01:29:05,770 I'll get even with all you nerds! 1404 01:29:05,838 --> 01:29:08,432 [Laughing] 1405 01:29:10,209 --> 01:29:12,507 Does this mean I win? 1406 01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:16,014 Case dismissed. 1407 01:29:24,791 --> 01:29:27,282 [Laughing] Booger! 1408 01:29:28,728 --> 01:29:32,095 [Man] Greatjob. Greatjob. Greatjob. 1409 01:29:32,165 --> 01:29:34,099 [Malcolm] Congratulations. 1410 01:29:34,167 --> 01:29:36,499 - Oh, man. [Sighs] - Oh! Oh! 1411 01:29:36,569 --> 01:29:38,696 Stan, I am so proud of you. 1412 01:29:38,771 --> 01:29:41,433 Oh, it feels so great to come out of the closet. 1413 01:29:41,507 --> 01:29:44,442 I have always had these feelings ever since I was a little kid. 1414 01:29:44,510 --> 01:29:46,569 I always wanted to read and get good grades... 1415 01:29:46,646 --> 01:29:49,945 but my parents, they just wanted me to be popular and play sports. 1416 01:29:50,016 --> 01:29:52,746 Oh! You don't have to pretend anymore. 1417 01:29:52,819 --> 01:29:55,617 - Yeah. - I'll tell you what, Stan. I'm gonna work my tail off... 1418 01:29:55,688 --> 01:29:58,020 - to see to it that you get to stay on as dean. - We all are. 1419 01:29:58,091 --> 01:30:01,219 We need as many nerds in power as we can get. 1420 01:30:01,294 --> 01:30:03,228 Right! Right! 1421 01:30:03,296 --> 01:30:05,093 - Yes! Oh. - Hey. 1422 01:30:07,934 --> 01:30:11,097 - Lewis. - Betty. 1423 01:30:11,170 --> 01:30:14,697 I love you so much, you big nerd. 1424 01:30:14,774 --> 01:30:17,208 I know I am, but what are you? 1425 01:30:17,276 --> 01:30:19,870 A nerd lover. 1426 01:30:19,946 --> 01:30:21,937 Oh, Betty. 1427 01:30:23,850 --> 01:30:25,909 - Oh! - Oh! 1428 01:30:25,985 --> 01:30:28,317 [Laughing] 1429 01:30:28,387 --> 01:30:30,878 Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 1430 01:30:30,957 --> 01:30:33,551 - Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! - [Chanting Continues] 1431 01:30:36,796 --> 01:30:38,730 Come on, Harold. 1432 01:30:38,798 --> 01:30:41,767 We've got some unfinished business to attend to. 1433 01:30:41,834 --> 01:30:43,768 [Chanting Continues] 1434 01:30:43,836 --> 01:30:46,236 I got to go. 1435 01:30:46,305 --> 01:30:49,069 It's gonna be a great year. 1436 01:30:49,142 --> 01:30:53,374 [Nerdy Laughing] 1437 01:30:53,446 --> 01:30:56,415 Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 1438 01:30:56,482 --> 01:30:58,473 Nerds! Nerds! 1439 01:31:08,427 --> 01:31:12,090 Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 1440 01:31:23,109 --> 01:31:25,976 ♪ [Pop] 1441 01:32:34,513 --> 01:32:37,880 [Nerdy Laughing] 114424

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.