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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,411 --> 00:00:06,129 I was wrong about you, wasn't I? 2 00:00:07,873 --> 00:00:09,507 I mean, look at you. 3 00:00:10,166 --> 00:00:11,885 You're all grown up. 4 00:00:13,712 --> 00:00:15,680 What a surprise. 5 00:00:16,548 --> 00:00:18,558 So grown up. 6 00:00:21,136 --> 00:00:23,855 Has anyone ever told you you're irresistible? 7 00:00:27,350 --> 00:00:29,360 Not... Not really. 8 00:00:32,063 --> 00:00:35,241 You are just the cutest thing I've ever seen. 9 00:00:35,483 --> 00:00:37,535 I just want to eat you up. 10 00:00:38,028 --> 00:00:40,121 Such a big boy. 11 00:00:40,488 --> 00:00:42,665 Such a big boy. 12 00:00:43,074 --> 00:00:45,293 Such a big, big boy. 13 00:00:45,535 --> 00:00:46,887 Yes, you are. 14 00:00:46,911 --> 00:00:48,588 Yes, you are. 15 00:00:49,623 --> 00:00:51,684 You know, I've really got things under control here, 16 00:00:51,708 --> 00:00:53,352 so if there's something you need to do... 17 00:00:53,376 --> 00:00:54,478 No. 18 00:00:54,502 --> 00:00:57,096 I'm happy to make myself, you know, available, 19 00:00:57,213 --> 00:01:00,016 lend you a hand or whatever just till you get into the swing of things here. 20 00:01:00,425 --> 00:01:01,893 It's been over two and a half weeks. 21 00:01:02,177 --> 00:01:03,070 Has it? 22 00:01:03,094 --> 00:01:04,729 Aren't you going to be late for school? 23 00:01:04,888 --> 00:01:07,700 I'm at the point now where I can pretty much set my own schedule, 24 00:01:07,724 --> 00:01:08,784 more or less. 25 00:01:08,808 --> 00:01:10,077 Really? 26 00:01:10,101 --> 00:01:11,454 I don't remember 10th grade being... 27 00:01:11,478 --> 00:01:12,538 11th. 28 00:01:12,562 --> 00:01:14,572 11th grade being like that. 29 00:01:15,899 --> 00:01:17,700 You don't want to miss your ride. 30 00:01:17,901 --> 00:01:19,869 Look how messy you are. 31 00:01:19,986 --> 00:01:21,172 Look how messy you are. 32 00:01:21,196 --> 00:01:23,382 You know, he's very picky about his bath. 33 00:01:23,406 --> 00:01:24,916 I should probably show you. 34 00:01:27,786 --> 00:01:30,254 They never carry any books. You ever notice that? 35 00:01:30,705 --> 00:01:33,383 We walk around like two librarians all the time. 36 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:37,679 Please. You're, like, obsessed with Nina DiMayo and her escorts. 37 00:01:42,384 --> 00:01:43,778 I guess not carrying any books 38 00:01:43,802 --> 00:01:45,812 leaves your hands free to do other things. 39 00:01:49,933 --> 00:01:51,526 Why couldn't that be us? 40 00:01:51,893 --> 00:01:55,331 How about no car, no guys, 41 00:01:55,355 --> 00:01:57,782 no cigarettes, no attitude? 42 00:01:58,483 --> 00:02:00,285 We could bum some cigarettes. 43 00:02:00,777 --> 00:02:01,995 Yeah. 44 00:02:02,696 --> 00:02:05,206 Are you going to tell me what you did on number seven or not? 45 00:02:05,323 --> 00:02:07,125 Think of the 80-and-dying test. 46 00:02:07,409 --> 00:02:09,261 When you're 80 and dying, what are you going to look back on 47 00:02:09,285 --> 00:02:10,670 and regret not doing? 48 00:02:12,455 --> 00:02:14,350 I swear to you getting the right answer on number seven 49 00:02:14,374 --> 00:02:16,009 is not going to be on the list. 50 00:02:23,508 --> 00:02:26,019 Let's leave our books in our lockers today, what do you say? 51 00:02:29,931 --> 00:02:31,357 What are you doing? 52 00:02:32,142 --> 00:02:33,735 Connect-the-dots. 53 00:02:34,978 --> 00:02:37,447 A few more freckles and we've got the Oakland Bay Bridge. 54 00:02:41,985 --> 00:02:43,619 Uh-oh. Damn. 55 00:02:43,653 --> 00:02:44,714 What? 56 00:02:44,738 --> 00:02:46,664 - Where are you going? - Deadline. 57 00:02:47,365 --> 00:02:48,750 You know how it is. 58 00:02:50,577 --> 00:02:52,503 Second thought, maybe you don't. 59 00:02:54,289 --> 00:02:57,435 Hey, you said the shelves would take two weeks, tops. 60 00:02:57,459 --> 00:03:00,479 That's before I had incentive to make the job last. 61 00:03:00,503 --> 00:03:01,647 Charlie... 62 00:03:01,671 --> 00:03:03,222 Charlie, I got to work. 63 00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:08,362 500 words on "The proliferation of Japanese noodle restaurants in the city." 64 00:03:08,386 --> 00:03:09,896 I hadn't noticed. 65 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:12,273 Due at five on the dot. 66 00:03:13,183 --> 00:03:14,618 So you'll be 15 minutes late. 67 00:03:14,642 --> 00:03:16,328 Your editor will understand. 68 00:03:16,352 --> 00:03:17,612 Fifteen, huh? 69 00:03:17,937 --> 00:03:19,614 I could make it 10. 70 00:03:20,273 --> 00:03:22,658 Oh, God, you are young. 71 00:03:35,205 --> 00:03:36,640 It's not like some weird sexual thing 72 00:03:36,664 --> 00:03:37,767 that I should be interested in her 73 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:40,343 just because she's taking care of my brother, is it? 74 00:03:40,502 --> 00:03:43,481 You realize that this paper's due in three days? 75 00:03:43,505 --> 00:03:44,680 Yeah. 76 00:03:45,090 --> 00:03:47,234 See, I get this funny pain thing 77 00:03:47,258 --> 00:03:49,102 in my stomach whenever I see her. 78 00:03:49,177 --> 00:03:50,603 "Funny pain thing?" 79 00:03:50,637 --> 00:03:52,021 You're gone, man. 80 00:03:52,472 --> 00:03:54,200 Okay, so she's older, a little, 81 00:03:54,224 --> 00:03:55,983 which is tough but not impossible. 82 00:03:56,351 --> 00:03:58,120 I definitely have to make the first move. 83 00:03:58,144 --> 00:03:59,246 Any suggestions? 84 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:00,915 Yeah. Snap out of it, okay? 85 00:04:00,939 --> 00:04:02,041 Do you have any clue 86 00:04:02,065 --> 00:04:05,086 how to analyze the poem To His Coy Mistress 87 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,587 in terms of its theme, language, 88 00:04:06,611 --> 00:04:08,579 metaphor, imagery, and meter? 89 00:04:09,823 --> 00:04:10,883 Not off the top of my head. 90 00:04:10,907 --> 00:04:11,967 Well, you'd better figure it out, 91 00:04:11,991 --> 00:04:13,219 'cause if you spend the next three days 92 00:04:13,243 --> 00:04:15,554 mooning over this babysitter and blow this paper 93 00:04:15,578 --> 00:04:16,972 and get put on academic probation 94 00:04:16,996 --> 00:04:18,057 and get benched from the team 95 00:04:18,081 --> 00:04:19,475 and we lose another game, 96 00:04:19,499 --> 00:04:21,769 me and 10 other guys are gonna come to your house 97 00:04:21,793 --> 00:04:24,021 and do a job on your face so that no girl 98 00:04:24,045 --> 00:04:25,648 will ever find you attractive again. 99 00:04:25,672 --> 00:04:26,889 Okay? 100 00:04:28,049 --> 00:04:29,985 There's no point in threatening a man in love. 101 00:04:30,009 --> 00:04:31,269 Hopeless! 102 00:04:32,554 --> 00:04:33,729 Bay, 103 00:04:34,139 --> 00:04:36,357 what's Uncle Kurt's wife's name again? 104 00:04:37,225 --> 00:04:38,526 The new one. 105 00:04:39,102 --> 00:04:40,862 The one he moved to France for? 106 00:04:42,897 --> 00:04:44,157 Marnie. 107 00:04:44,774 --> 00:04:45,751 Marie. 108 00:04:45,775 --> 00:04:47,086 Something like that. 109 00:04:47,110 --> 00:04:48,953 What about Nana and Papa? 110 00:04:49,195 --> 00:04:50,496 When were they born? 111 00:04:50,613 --> 00:04:51,956 What is this, Claud? 112 00:04:52,407 --> 00:04:54,584 We're supposed to do our family trees, 113 00:04:54,617 --> 00:04:56,929 like with cut-out construction paper, 114 00:04:56,953 --> 00:04:58,337 you know, all that? 115 00:04:59,706 --> 00:05:01,475 So, Nana and Papa? 116 00:05:01,499 --> 00:05:02,758 Huh? 117 00:05:03,501 --> 00:05:04,969 Oh. Uh... 118 00:05:06,171 --> 00:05:08,806 Nana died in '86, 119 00:05:09,048 --> 00:05:10,234 same year as Grandma Jane. 120 00:05:10,258 --> 00:05:11,642 Papa was in, like, 121 00:05:12,385 --> 00:05:13,603 '89. 122 00:05:14,345 --> 00:05:15,906 They were both 70-something. 123 00:05:15,930 --> 00:05:17,491 I don't know. Can't you do the math? 124 00:05:17,515 --> 00:05:18,858 What about Grandpa? 125 00:05:20,018 --> 00:05:21,486 Last one, I promise. 126 00:05:22,103 --> 00:05:23,321 Grandpa Jack. 127 00:05:23,688 --> 00:05:24,957 When was he born? 128 00:05:24,981 --> 00:05:26,574 I don't know, Claud. 129 00:05:27,233 --> 00:05:28,618 Honest, I don't. 130 00:05:28,735 --> 00:05:31,454 Mom was 10 when he took off. She never talked about him. 131 00:05:31,821 --> 00:05:34,582 No one's heard from him since, like, the Eisenhower administration. 132 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:37,084 But he's alive. 133 00:05:37,577 --> 00:05:39,629 I mean, no one knows that he isn't alive. 134 00:05:40,163 --> 00:05:42,048 We're real low on fabric softener. 135 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:46,260 He could be alive. 136 00:05:47,378 --> 00:05:48,721 You all right, Bailey? 137 00:05:50,715 --> 00:05:52,058 Hello. 138 00:05:52,842 --> 00:05:54,185 Hello. 139 00:05:55,345 --> 00:05:56,906 So we take the Filmore bus to Geary 140 00:05:56,930 --> 00:05:58,689 and the Geary bus to Castro? 141 00:05:58,806 --> 00:06:00,733 The Castro line takes forever. 142 00:06:00,850 --> 00:06:02,077 We get anything from Mr. Graham? 143 00:06:02,101 --> 00:06:03,037 I don't know. Can I... 144 00:06:03,061 --> 00:06:04,955 He was going to send me the monthly statement from the estate. 145 00:06:04,979 --> 00:06:06,280 Can I borrow 10 bucks? 146 00:06:06,356 --> 00:06:07,333 What for? 147 00:06:07,357 --> 00:06:10,034 Cab fare, in case we're out past the bus' last run. 148 00:06:10,151 --> 00:06:12,671 Cab fare? The library's like three blocks away. 149 00:06:12,695 --> 00:06:15,122 We're kind of not going to the library. 150 00:06:15,657 --> 00:06:17,134 There's this party we heard about. 151 00:06:17,158 --> 00:06:19,460 It's supposed to be this huge blowout. We're gonna crash. 152 00:06:20,411 --> 00:06:22,171 Thanks, Charlie. 153 00:06:24,248 --> 00:06:25,517 Look, if my mom calls, 154 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:27,760 could you tell that we did go to the library? 155 00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:28,896 Sure thing. 156 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,179 Cool. 157 00:06:31,798 --> 00:06:33,609 Actually, that'll only work till nine. 158 00:06:33,633 --> 00:06:34,818 After nine, could you tell her 159 00:06:34,842 --> 00:06:36,978 that we went down to the corner to get some pizza? 160 00:06:37,095 --> 00:06:37,988 No problem. 161 00:06:38,012 --> 00:06:39,647 Great. See you later. 162 00:06:41,849 --> 00:06:43,535 Any time after 10, could you tell her 163 00:06:43,559 --> 00:06:44,954 that I was so fried from studying 164 00:06:44,978 --> 00:06:46,705 that I kind of crashed on Julia's bed 165 00:06:46,729 --> 00:06:48,707 and you don't think it's such a good idea to wake me up? 166 00:06:48,731 --> 00:06:49,917 He's got us covered, Lib. 167 00:06:49,941 --> 00:06:51,909 I've got you covered, Lib. Have fun. 168 00:06:58,908 --> 00:07:00,219 Hey, Char, 169 00:07:00,243 --> 00:07:01,752 you ever been with an older woman? 170 00:07:02,412 --> 00:07:03,681 Why? Why do you want to know? 171 00:07:03,705 --> 00:07:04,880 I'm just curious. 172 00:07:05,832 --> 00:07:06,892 That's all. 173 00:07:06,916 --> 00:07:08,301 Uh, yeah. 174 00:07:08,334 --> 00:07:09,635 Sure I have. 175 00:07:11,921 --> 00:07:13,180 What's it like? 176 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:15,901 It's great. 177 00:07:15,925 --> 00:07:17,152 Older women are great. 178 00:07:17,176 --> 00:07:18,477 So you don't... 179 00:07:19,012 --> 00:07:21,814 think that an age difference is necessarily a big problem? 180 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,442 Nah. You kidding me? 181 00:07:24,559 --> 00:07:26,152 It can work in your favor. 182 00:07:26,519 --> 00:07:29,113 All that stuff about women peaking later than guys. 183 00:07:29,772 --> 00:07:31,574 So how do you get something like that going? 184 00:07:33,693 --> 00:07:35,161 The big thing is... 185 00:07:37,530 --> 00:07:39,081 you've got to let them know... 186 00:07:41,868 --> 00:07:43,252 you're not so young 187 00:07:43,453 --> 00:07:45,630 you can't talk to them about stuff they're interested in. 188 00:07:46,289 --> 00:07:47,182 What do you mean? 189 00:07:47,206 --> 00:07:48,591 Say, she's, like... 190 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,468 I don't know, 191 00:07:50,918 --> 00:07:52,303 a restaurant critic. 192 00:07:52,545 --> 00:07:53,888 A restaurant critic? 193 00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:55,723 She's got all these books 194 00:07:56,341 --> 00:07:57,568 about cooking and food and stuff, 195 00:07:57,592 --> 00:07:58,934 so you say something like, 196 00:07:59,635 --> 00:08:01,238 "You know, I've never understood the difference 197 00:08:01,262 --> 00:08:03,648 between Szechuan and Mandarin cuisine." 198 00:08:04,766 --> 00:08:07,151 So you ask her something she knows about. 199 00:08:07,643 --> 00:08:09,320 What is she, a senior or something? 200 00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:12,698 Uh... Yeah. 201 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:17,453 Go for it, man. 202 00:08:23,493 --> 00:08:25,670 Maybe I should check to see if my mom called. 203 00:08:26,204 --> 00:08:27,630 Lib, would you relax? 204 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:32,677 We can't sit here forever, you know. 205 00:08:33,336 --> 00:08:34,605 I mean, we didn't take three buses 206 00:08:34,629 --> 00:08:35,856 to sit on the hood of a Pontiac 207 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,390 and watch other people have fun. 208 00:08:39,092 --> 00:08:40,652 People are going to think we're major geeks 209 00:08:40,676 --> 00:08:42,571 if we go in looking like we don't know anyone. 210 00:08:42,595 --> 00:08:43,896 Okay. 211 00:08:43,930 --> 00:08:45,815 So we go in there saying, like, 212 00:08:45,932 --> 00:08:47,233 "Has anyone seen David?" 213 00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:49,485 Who's that? 214 00:08:49,977 --> 00:08:51,705 Well, there's five Davids in Soc alone. 215 00:08:51,729 --> 00:08:53,447 There's got to be at least one here. 216 00:08:54,607 --> 00:08:55,709 What do you say? 217 00:08:55,733 --> 00:08:57,326 Has anyone seen David? 218 00:08:58,361 --> 00:09:00,547 That's not much of a conversation starter. 219 00:09:00,571 --> 00:09:02,623 No, but it's a plan. 220 00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:08,212 Kirsten? 221 00:09:08,287 --> 00:09:10,057 Owen was playing with my key ring out here today 222 00:09:10,081 --> 00:09:12,007 and he must've dropped it somewhere. 223 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:14,552 I didn't realize it until now. 224 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:16,679 Want some help? 225 00:09:16,754 --> 00:09:18,055 Yeah. Thanks. 226 00:09:19,173 --> 00:09:21,142 Jeez, it's cold out here, isn't it? 227 00:09:21,884 --> 00:09:23,070 You want my sweater? 228 00:09:23,094 --> 00:09:24,029 No. 229 00:09:24,053 --> 00:09:25,479 Oh, come on. Don't be silly. Take it. 230 00:09:32,103 --> 00:09:33,279 Thanks. 231 00:09:34,564 --> 00:09:35,948 Okay, uh... 232 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:38,877 The thing to do is divide the backyard into quadrants. 233 00:09:38,901 --> 00:09:40,546 Sounds like you've done this before. 234 00:09:40,570 --> 00:09:41,547 Yeah? 235 00:09:41,571 --> 00:09:44,091 Well, once I got into a fistfight with Tommy Slovoto from up the street, 236 00:09:44,115 --> 00:09:45,583 and he knocked my front tooth out. 237 00:09:45,741 --> 00:09:47,793 I spent, like, a whole day back here trying to find it. 238 00:09:48,035 --> 00:09:49,545 Which one was it? 239 00:09:52,415 --> 00:09:53,684 It's kind of hard to believe 240 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:56,343 that smile isn't 100 percent natural. 241 00:10:01,007 --> 00:10:02,109 Found them. 242 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:03,434 Great. 243 00:10:04,010 --> 00:10:05,311 Thanks. 244 00:10:09,682 --> 00:10:10,941 Well... 245 00:10:11,225 --> 00:10:12,651 Night. 246 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,403 Night. 247 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,871 What are you so happy about? 248 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,498 Nothing. 249 00:10:26,282 --> 00:10:28,250 I decided I'm going to find him. 250 00:10:28,784 --> 00:10:30,169 Grandpa Jack. 251 00:10:32,705 --> 00:10:34,006 I'm going to find him. 252 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:38,520 You're going to find him? 253 00:10:38,544 --> 00:10:40,012 Uh-huh. 254 00:10:40,213 --> 00:10:41,482 You're going to go out and look for him? 255 00:10:41,506 --> 00:10:42,399 Yep. 256 00:10:42,423 --> 00:10:43,808 And you know how to do that? 257 00:10:43,841 --> 00:10:46,143 Of course not. I'm in the fifth grade. 258 00:10:46,219 --> 00:10:47,561 I'll just get some help. 259 00:10:47,970 --> 00:10:48,906 The thing is, Claud, 260 00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:50,981 He's been missing for, like, 30 years. 261 00:10:51,098 --> 00:10:52,358 He could be dead. 262 00:10:52,391 --> 00:10:54,119 Or maybe he doesn't really want to be found. 263 00:10:54,143 --> 00:10:56,538 Or maybe he's waiting for someone to want to find him. 264 00:10:56,562 --> 00:10:58,989 I just don't think you should get your hopes up, Claud. 265 00:11:00,858 --> 00:11:02,284 Did you ever look for him? 266 00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:05,412 Did you ever ask any questions about him at all? 267 00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:07,716 Did you? 268 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,166 Well, no, but... 269 00:11:09,408 --> 00:11:11,085 There wasn't much point. 270 00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:12,670 Jeez. 271 00:11:13,204 --> 00:11:14,681 I'd hate to think what would happen to me 272 00:11:14,705 --> 00:11:16,507 if I ended up missing for 30 years. 273 00:11:16,999 --> 00:11:18,384 Claudia... 274 00:11:18,668 --> 00:11:20,844 Well, I'm going to find him. 275 00:11:31,806 --> 00:11:33,450 "That night, the princess was at dinner 276 00:11:33,474 --> 00:11:36,527 with her father, the king, and his royal court 277 00:11:36,686 --> 00:11:38,914 when there came a strange knocking on the door 278 00:11:38,938 --> 00:11:42,616 and a voice cried out, 'Princess, Princess! Let me in!' 279 00:11:43,025 --> 00:11:45,087 The princess ran to see who it could be 280 00:11:45,111 --> 00:11:46,996 and was startled to see the frog." 281 00:11:49,407 --> 00:11:51,051 Still reading to him in his sleep? 282 00:11:51,075 --> 00:11:52,418 He can hear me. 283 00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:54,420 It's amazing, huh? 284 00:11:54,996 --> 00:11:57,923 I've always been fascinated by the unconscious mind. 285 00:11:58,457 --> 00:12:00,467 You mean the subconscious mind. 286 00:12:01,002 --> 00:12:02,469 Exactly. 287 00:12:02,545 --> 00:12:05,973 I had no idea you were interested in psychology, Bailey. 288 00:12:06,841 --> 00:12:08,934 Hmm, I dabble. 289 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,979 So I know how important it is 290 00:12:13,222 --> 00:12:16,233 to stimulate Owen's imagination. 291 00:12:17,226 --> 00:12:19,746 Little boys with imaginations grow up to be men 292 00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:22,364 who are creative and resourceful. 293 00:12:24,025 --> 00:12:26,410 Men I find very, very sexy. 294 00:12:29,071 --> 00:12:30,372 I, uh... 295 00:12:31,574 --> 00:12:33,792 had an imaginary friend when I was a kid. 296 00:12:34,118 --> 00:12:35,137 No kidding? 297 00:12:35,161 --> 00:12:37,921 That's supposed to be a sign of real sensitivity. 298 00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:39,757 Really? 299 00:12:40,499 --> 00:12:41,800 Huh. 300 00:12:42,585 --> 00:12:45,304 Yeah. His name was Lloyd. 301 00:12:47,131 --> 00:12:49,516 Lloyd W. Loomis. 302 00:12:50,301 --> 00:12:51,852 Lloyd Loomis. 303 00:12:52,094 --> 00:12:53,228 Uh, 304 00:12:53,429 --> 00:12:55,240 I guess I must have been pretty sensitive, 305 00:12:55,264 --> 00:12:57,534 because Lloyd and I would spend hours 306 00:12:57,558 --> 00:12:59,735 just imagining together. 307 00:13:00,895 --> 00:13:02,237 What did you and Lloyd talk about? 308 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:04,448 Uh... 309 00:13:05,483 --> 00:13:07,534 baseball, mainly. 310 00:13:07,902 --> 00:13:09,745 Yeah, I wanted to be a ballplayer, 311 00:13:10,279 --> 00:13:11,830 and Lloyd was living with me, 312 00:13:12,365 --> 00:13:13,499 under my bed, 313 00:13:13,699 --> 00:13:14,593 I think, 314 00:13:14,617 --> 00:13:17,586 and because his father, 315 00:13:18,788 --> 00:13:21,558 his father was a catcher 316 00:13:21,582 --> 00:13:23,810 for this minor league farm team of the Giants, 317 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:26,720 and so he was on the road all the time and... 318 00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:28,472 So you took him in. 319 00:13:29,131 --> 00:13:30,891 Except during the off-season. 320 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,237 Is that weird? 321 00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:35,646 No. 322 00:13:35,971 --> 00:13:39,233 Actually, it's a sign of a very nurturing and caring person. 323 00:13:40,226 --> 00:13:41,402 Yeah. 324 00:13:42,186 --> 00:13:44,947 I'd lend him my clothes and feed him 325 00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:47,908 and save him a place at the table next to me. 326 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,339 Why am I telling you this? 327 00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:53,622 What? 328 00:13:54,031 --> 00:13:55,499 I think it's wonderful. 329 00:13:58,744 --> 00:14:00,045 Claudia? 330 00:14:01,122 --> 00:14:02,548 You want to explain? 331 00:14:02,623 --> 00:14:04,976 Alan Tisk. Golden State Private Investigations. 332 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,135 We spoke. 333 00:14:06,502 --> 00:14:08,095 Nice to meet you, Mr. Tisk. 334 00:14:08,796 --> 00:14:10,305 I'll take it from here, Charlie. 335 00:14:10,381 --> 00:14:12,433 No, Claudia, you won't "take it from here." 336 00:14:12,883 --> 00:14:14,486 You can't just call up a private eye and... 337 00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:15,529 What's going on? 338 00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:17,521 Mr. Tisk and I are going to find Grandpa. 339 00:14:18,472 --> 00:14:19,658 Jack Gordon. 340 00:14:19,682 --> 00:14:22,619 "Left his wife and daughter approximately 30 years ago in Seattle. 341 00:14:22,643 --> 00:14:25,122 Brief stint in the US Navy during WWII." 342 00:14:25,146 --> 00:14:26,280 Yup. 343 00:14:26,439 --> 00:14:27,624 That's all we know. 344 00:14:27,648 --> 00:14:29,241 You hired a private detective? 345 00:14:30,276 --> 00:14:32,828 30 years is a long time to be missing. 346 00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,381 See, Claud? That's what we told you. 347 00:14:34,405 --> 00:14:36,123 You're wasting the man's time. 348 00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:38,834 Am I? 349 00:14:39,368 --> 00:14:40,669 Never say die. 350 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,389 I'm with you, Mr. Tisk. 351 00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:43,557 Good, 352 00:14:43,581 --> 00:14:45,308 then let's talk business. 353 00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:49,563 My retainer is $500 payable up front. 354 00:14:49,587 --> 00:14:50,647 Wow. 355 00:14:50,671 --> 00:14:52,806 My retainer didn't cost nearly that much. 356 00:14:53,299 --> 00:14:56,477 I charge $100 an hour plus expenses. 357 00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:02,316 Could we do this in, like... 358 00:15:02,808 --> 00:15:04,318 15 minutes? 359 00:15:06,771 --> 00:15:08,489 Can you recommend somebody cheaper? 360 00:15:10,191 --> 00:15:11,784 How about a free tip. 361 00:15:13,652 --> 00:15:15,662 Try the Veterans Administration. 362 00:15:17,615 --> 00:15:19,875 Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Tisk. 363 00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:27,809 You were sleeping in Civ. 364 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,259 I was not. 365 00:15:29,502 --> 00:15:31,303 Yes, you were. I saw you. 366 00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:33,732 You were doing that head-jerking thing. 367 00:15:33,756 --> 00:15:35,390 Shut up. 368 00:15:36,175 --> 00:15:37,444 Four hours sleep. 369 00:15:37,468 --> 00:15:40,270 It is a miracle that I'm even standing. 370 00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:43,241 So what's the verdict? Did you have fun? 371 00:15:43,265 --> 00:15:44,691 Yeah. 372 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,870 I mean, yeah. Did you? 373 00:15:46,894 --> 00:15:48,278 Yeah, I guess. 374 00:15:48,771 --> 00:15:50,197 Sort of. 375 00:15:50,523 --> 00:15:51,917 It was kind of hard to carry a conversation 376 00:15:51,941 --> 00:15:53,700 with the music cranking. 377 00:15:54,235 --> 00:15:57,088 So did you see me dancing with that blond guy with the parrot tattoo? 378 00:15:57,112 --> 00:15:59,748 He was gorgeous. 379 00:16:00,282 --> 00:16:01,667 So do you like him? 380 00:16:01,826 --> 00:16:03,127 Like him? 381 00:16:03,911 --> 00:16:05,222 It's kind of hard to tell. 382 00:16:05,246 --> 00:16:06,765 I mean, he had his eyes closed the whole time. 383 00:16:06,789 --> 00:16:08,350 He was sort of moaning to the music. 384 00:16:08,374 --> 00:16:10,134 I don't really think he knew I was... 385 00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:11,552 there. 386 00:16:16,715 --> 00:16:19,017 Weren't you guys at Bryan Dennahan's last night? 387 00:16:19,134 --> 00:16:20,477 Yeah. 388 00:16:20,553 --> 00:16:22,271 Pretty happening, huh? 389 00:16:23,138 --> 00:16:25,408 I can't believe those bonehead neighbors called the cops. 390 00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:27,285 I mean, the music wasn't so loud. 391 00:16:27,309 --> 00:16:28,527 Totally. 392 00:16:28,894 --> 00:16:30,404 Quel drag. 393 00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:34,125 You know, uh, Jason's parents are leaving town tomorrow, 394 00:16:34,149 --> 00:16:36,503 and him and Nina were thinking about doing something, 395 00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:38,036 if you're interested. 396 00:16:38,654 --> 00:16:40,080 Great. 397 00:16:41,115 --> 00:16:42,291 Great. 398 00:16:45,035 --> 00:16:47,796 Okay, you guys. Everything off your desks. 399 00:16:49,164 --> 00:16:51,434 I know you spent the evening with King Lear last night, 400 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:55,220 so let's see how much of it actually sunk in, huh? 401 00:16:58,465 --> 00:17:01,059 Oh, you're beautiful when you're angry. 402 00:17:01,552 --> 00:17:03,437 Papers on my desk when you're done, 403 00:17:03,596 --> 00:17:06,106 and tonight's assignment is to finish the play. 404 00:17:13,772 --> 00:17:15,584 I'm afraid I can't do that. 405 00:17:15,608 --> 00:17:16,918 I'm sure you can. 406 00:17:16,942 --> 00:17:19,620 Don't you have that kind of information in a computer? 407 00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:23,165 Can't you just, like, type in his name and tell me where he is? 408 00:17:23,198 --> 00:17:25,552 It's against our policy to give out that kind of information 409 00:17:25,576 --> 00:17:27,419 to the general public. 410 00:17:28,037 --> 00:17:30,422 It's real important that I find him. 411 00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,591 He owes me money. 412 00:17:35,127 --> 00:17:36,595 Look, Sergeant, 413 00:17:37,421 --> 00:17:38,597 I'm an orphan. 414 00:17:38,672 --> 00:17:40,682 My four brothers and sisters are orphans. 415 00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:43,894 We're all alone and we have no one to take care of us, 416 00:17:44,011 --> 00:17:46,647 and this man is our only surviving grandparent, 417 00:17:46,805 --> 00:17:50,692 yet we have no idea where he is or if he's alive, even. 418 00:17:53,145 --> 00:17:56,531 That's G-O-R-D-O-N. 419 00:17:57,358 --> 00:17:58,700 Gordon. 420 00:17:59,693 --> 00:18:01,922 You got to see this place. Sea Ranch. 421 00:18:01,946 --> 00:18:03,757 All the houses are built to fit, like, 422 00:18:03,781 --> 00:18:05,091 right into the environment. 423 00:18:05,115 --> 00:18:06,416 Oh, yeah? 424 00:18:10,287 --> 00:18:12,381 You think this skirt makes my butt look too big? 425 00:18:12,748 --> 00:18:14,216 No. You look great. 426 00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:15,852 See, I'd love to do that, 427 00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:17,386 build houses like that. 428 00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:18,605 Like what? 429 00:18:18,629 --> 00:18:20,607 Environmentally, you know, conscious 430 00:18:20,631 --> 00:18:22,067 like at Sea Ranch. 431 00:18:22,091 --> 00:18:23,026 Oh, yeah. 432 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:25,394 See, I don't think I know the place. 433 00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:27,437 I hate these events. 434 00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:31,368 The Bay Area Restaurateurs Association Annual Cocktail Party 435 00:18:31,392 --> 00:18:33,360 and brown-nosing hour. 436 00:18:33,936 --> 00:18:34,955 You don't know how lucky you are 437 00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:36,655 not to get invited to these things. 438 00:18:38,148 --> 00:18:40,701 Well, at least the food's good, right? 439 00:18:42,778 --> 00:18:44,579 Hey, the shelves came out great. 440 00:18:45,322 --> 00:18:46,707 Yeah, didn't they? 441 00:18:51,161 --> 00:18:52,546 I don't know, Charlie. 442 00:18:52,955 --> 00:18:55,684 We're going to have to come up with some new excuse 443 00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:57,634 for you being here in the afternoon. 444 00:18:58,502 --> 00:18:59,688 Right. 445 00:18:59,712 --> 00:19:02,514 You know, my kitchen cabinets could use some refinishing. 446 00:19:03,549 --> 00:19:04,985 Uh... These, uh... 447 00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:07,070 These next few weeks are going to be kind of... 448 00:19:07,094 --> 00:19:09,114 I mean, I've got a house painting thing 449 00:19:09,138 --> 00:19:10,365 over in Mill Valley, and... 450 00:19:10,389 --> 00:19:12,899 Okay, so how can we work this? 451 00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:14,860 I'll call you. You call me. 452 00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:17,279 Yeah, sure. It sounds good. 453 00:19:20,065 --> 00:19:21,616 Okay, Charlie. 454 00:19:25,362 --> 00:19:26,663 So, 455 00:19:27,573 --> 00:19:29,291 you sure we're square on the shelves? 456 00:19:30,743 --> 00:19:32,085 Paid in full. 457 00:20:00,314 --> 00:20:01,490 Where you been? 458 00:20:01,565 --> 00:20:02,824 Out. 459 00:20:03,442 --> 00:20:05,035 What you doing? 460 00:20:05,694 --> 00:20:06,838 Are you throwing this away? 461 00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:08,789 MYOB, huh, Claud? 462 00:20:10,949 --> 00:20:12,918 Can I keep some of this if you don't want it? 463 00:20:17,539 --> 00:20:19,341 Mom bought you this music box. 464 00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,927 It's kids' stuff, Claud. I'm not a kid anymore. 465 00:20:22,044 --> 00:20:23,021 Yeah, right. 466 00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:24,773 Oh, I remember when you got this. 467 00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:25,732 Claudia... 468 00:20:25,756 --> 00:20:28,401 "Presented to Julia Salinger, as the promising freshman in the whole... " 469 00:20:28,425 --> 00:20:29,527 Do you mind? 470 00:20:29,551 --> 00:20:33,230 I don't feel like staring at a bunch of lousy trophies every day of my life, okay? 471 00:20:33,972 --> 00:20:35,617 Whoa, what's gotten into you? 472 00:20:35,641 --> 00:20:37,150 Nothing. 473 00:20:37,935 --> 00:20:40,112 It's just like all your violin stuff. 474 00:20:41,021 --> 00:20:43,249 I mean, all these dumb plaques and awards 475 00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:44,876 and lessons and practicing 476 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:45,960 and competitions and everything... 477 00:20:45,984 --> 00:20:48,453 I mean, does that really make you happy? 478 00:20:50,948 --> 00:20:53,333 Yeah. It does. 479 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,341 Just whipped up some spaghetti and meatballs. 480 00:21:02,209 --> 00:21:03,552 It's your favorite, right? 481 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:05,053 Did I say that? 482 00:21:05,212 --> 00:21:06,596 Yeah, I guess. 483 00:21:08,048 --> 00:21:09,359 Dinner is served. 484 00:21:09,383 --> 00:21:10,819 Bailey made dinner? 485 00:21:10,843 --> 00:21:13,071 Can you believe they only give you six meatballs in a can? 486 00:21:13,095 --> 00:21:14,521 Isn't that a rip-off? 487 00:21:15,264 --> 00:21:16,366 Is this seat taken? 488 00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:17,408 No. 489 00:21:17,432 --> 00:21:19,443 No! Uh... 490 00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:22,612 I was going to sit there... 491 00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:24,781 on that side... 492 00:21:25,023 --> 00:21:26,658 so that I could serve. 493 00:21:27,151 --> 00:21:28,577 Who cares where you sit? 494 00:21:28,944 --> 00:21:30,880 You've got a whole bench to yourself. 495 00:21:30,904 --> 00:21:32,706 There's even enough space for Lloyd. 496 00:21:32,906 --> 00:21:34,207 Lloyd? 497 00:21:34,366 --> 00:21:36,460 Bailey's imaginary baseball-playing friend. 498 00:21:37,536 --> 00:21:38,429 Eat. 499 00:21:38,453 --> 00:21:40,306 What is this? You have an imaginary friend, Bay? 500 00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:41,798 You weren't supposed to mention that. 501 00:21:41,832 --> 00:21:43,184 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 502 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:44,477 What position does he play? 503 00:21:44,501 --> 00:21:45,687 I'm really sorry. 504 00:21:45,711 --> 00:21:46,938 I didn't know you hadn't told anybody. 505 00:21:46,962 --> 00:21:48,773 Imaginary friend, huh, Bailey? 506 00:21:48,797 --> 00:21:50,098 Named Lloyd? 507 00:21:50,465 --> 00:21:51,860 That's so cute. 508 00:21:51,884 --> 00:21:53,727 This is a fascinating insight. 509 00:21:55,888 --> 00:21:57,898 Okay, can we just drop this, please? 510 00:21:58,682 --> 00:21:59,983 Sorry. 511 00:22:02,477 --> 00:22:03,496 What time is it? 512 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,155 I've got to get to the restaurant. 513 00:22:05,439 --> 00:22:07,115 Hey, you work too hard, Charlie. 514 00:22:07,816 --> 00:22:09,409 Yeah, right. You're one to talk. 515 00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:11,379 Could you pass the, uh... 516 00:22:11,403 --> 00:22:13,163 I could use a little vacation. 517 00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:16,166 I've been thinking about taking some time, driving up the coast. 518 00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:17,677 No kidding. You ever been to Sea Ranch? 519 00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:18,636 Cheese? 520 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:20,180 - The place with all the houses? -Please? 521 00:22:20,204 --> 00:22:21,222 You know it? 522 00:22:21,246 --> 00:22:22,473 That is so beautiful. 523 00:22:22,497 --> 00:22:24,058 Isn't it? I love that place. 524 00:22:24,082 --> 00:22:26,436 The way every building complements its natural surroundings. 525 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:27,802 Right. 526 00:22:27,961 --> 00:22:29,888 Why can't they do that here in the city? 527 00:22:30,255 --> 00:22:32,474 I know. I feel exactly the same way. 528 00:22:33,175 --> 00:22:34,643 No kidding. 529 00:22:37,763 --> 00:22:40,023 It was really nice of you guys to include me tonight. 530 00:22:40,474 --> 00:22:42,484 Well, sure. Of course. 531 00:22:42,517 --> 00:22:43,652 Absolutely. 532 00:22:43,769 --> 00:22:45,528 I didn't know your brother was such a chef. 533 00:22:51,526 --> 00:22:53,578 Wait till you try his tuna casserole. 534 00:22:55,030 --> 00:22:57,624 Well, it was sweet of him to make such a fuss. 535 00:22:58,784 --> 00:23:00,418 He means well. 536 00:23:03,038 --> 00:23:05,382 Seems like he's always thinking of other people. 537 00:23:06,959 --> 00:23:08,385 Yeah. 538 00:23:09,544 --> 00:23:11,221 All in all, he's, uh... 539 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,640 a pretty great kid. 540 00:23:27,521 --> 00:23:29,572 I'm so sorry about last night, Bailey. 541 00:23:30,273 --> 00:23:31,292 Forget about it. 542 00:23:31,316 --> 00:23:32,742 No, really. I mean it. 543 00:23:32,859 --> 00:23:35,838 It never occurred to me that you hadn't told anybody you had an imaginary... 544 00:23:35,862 --> 00:23:37,247 It was a line. 545 00:23:37,322 --> 00:23:38,581 Okay? 546 00:23:39,074 --> 00:23:40,009 What? 547 00:23:40,033 --> 00:23:41,167 A line. 548 00:23:41,410 --> 00:23:42,669 I just made it up. 549 00:23:43,036 --> 00:23:44,296 You did? 550 00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:50,635 The thing is, I don't want to play any more games. 551 00:23:52,087 --> 00:23:53,346 Kirsten... 552 00:23:55,716 --> 00:23:57,100 Salinger residence. 553 00:23:57,175 --> 00:23:58,194 Oh, hi. 554 00:23:58,218 --> 00:24:00,520 God, you're up and about early. 555 00:24:00,595 --> 00:24:02,105 No, that's okay. I already did. 556 00:24:02,431 --> 00:24:03,866 On my way to work. 557 00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:05,108 Last pair. 558 00:24:05,475 --> 00:24:07,036 "Obstructed view through the..." 559 00:24:07,060 --> 00:24:08,570 It was the best I could do. 560 00:24:09,938 --> 00:24:12,866 Well, who needs to see Gregorian chants anyway, right? 561 00:24:14,317 --> 00:24:16,494 Charlie... 562 00:24:17,070 --> 00:24:19,706 So we'll hook up after work tomorrow? 563 00:24:20,282 --> 00:24:21,708 Great. 564 00:24:25,162 --> 00:24:26,588 Julia. 565 00:24:27,622 --> 00:24:29,892 Guess we both have snooze button syndrome, huh? 566 00:24:29,916 --> 00:24:31,176 Yeah, I guess. 567 00:24:31,835 --> 00:24:33,312 I thought I'd show this in class. 568 00:24:33,336 --> 00:24:34,939 It's Peter Brooks' film of King Lear. 569 00:24:34,963 --> 00:24:36,306 You seen it? 570 00:24:36,715 --> 00:24:37,891 Me neither. 571 00:24:37,966 --> 00:24:39,193 A date took me to see it in college 572 00:24:39,217 --> 00:24:40,685 and I slept through the whole thing. 573 00:24:41,011 --> 00:24:43,313 I'm hoping it was the guy and not the movie. 574 00:24:44,222 --> 00:24:47,400 So, anything you want to say about yesterday's quiz? 575 00:24:48,310 --> 00:24:50,278 You and Libby really helped the curve. 576 00:24:50,687 --> 00:24:51,914 I gave you a 52. 577 00:24:51,938 --> 00:24:53,499 That's an F, Julia. 578 00:24:53,523 --> 00:24:55,376 Yeah, well, I guess I didn't get the play. 579 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,327 Shakespeare, you know. It's hard. 580 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,963 I'd believe you if you said you hadn't read it, 581 00:24:58,987 --> 00:25:01,122 but not understand it? Come on. 582 00:25:01,281 --> 00:25:03,843 Last year, that paper you wrote on Othello, 583 00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:05,219 that was much harder stuff. 584 00:25:05,243 --> 00:25:07,253 Okay, you're right. I didn't read it. 585 00:25:08,121 --> 00:25:10,590 That F is going to pull down the rest of your grade. 586 00:25:10,707 --> 00:25:12,634 That would be too bad, don't you think? 587 00:25:14,503 --> 00:25:17,013 Look, you and Libby want to earn some extra credit tonight? 588 00:25:17,297 --> 00:25:18,775 Give me five typed pages 589 00:25:18,799 --> 00:25:20,818 on what qualities make Lear a tragic hero, 590 00:25:20,842 --> 00:25:22,278 I'll take the Fs off the books. 591 00:25:22,302 --> 00:25:23,603 Okay? 592 00:25:24,304 --> 00:25:25,730 Yikes. See you in class. 593 00:25:29,726 --> 00:25:31,319 Mr. Gordon? 594 00:25:31,686 --> 00:25:33,113 Jack Gordon? 595 00:25:33,313 --> 00:25:34,248 That's right. 596 00:25:34,272 --> 00:25:35,657 Can I do something for you? 597 00:25:36,483 --> 00:25:38,743 I'm, uh, selling Girl Scout cookies. 598 00:25:39,152 --> 00:25:40,880 I thought you girls wore a uniform. 599 00:25:40,904 --> 00:25:41,798 Oh, 600 00:25:41,822 --> 00:25:44,791 I ripped mine trying to get my tree-climbing badge. 601 00:25:45,659 --> 00:25:47,053 So you want to buy some? 602 00:25:47,077 --> 00:25:48,420 They're three bucks a box. 603 00:25:48,870 --> 00:25:50,713 I don't think so. 604 00:25:51,289 --> 00:25:52,558 Thanks anyway. 605 00:25:52,582 --> 00:25:54,175 Why don't you try Marilyn over there? 606 00:25:54,793 --> 00:25:56,437 Maybe you'd like to buy your wife 607 00:25:56,461 --> 00:25:58,179 a box of her favorites. 608 00:26:00,006 --> 00:26:01,359 I haven't had a wife 609 00:26:01,383 --> 00:26:03,810 for more years than you've been alive, my dear. 610 00:26:04,344 --> 00:26:05,279 Tell you what. 611 00:26:05,303 --> 00:26:07,856 I'll take a couple of the chocolate mint kind. 612 00:26:11,143 --> 00:26:12,078 So... 613 00:26:12,102 --> 00:26:13,611 this is where you live? 614 00:26:14,604 --> 00:26:15,790 On a boat? 615 00:26:15,814 --> 00:26:17,240 Neat. 616 00:26:17,816 --> 00:26:19,284 The only way to live. 617 00:26:19,526 --> 00:26:20,711 You wake up in the morning 618 00:26:20,735 --> 00:26:22,370 and you decide you hate the view, 619 00:26:22,779 --> 00:26:25,466 well, all you've got to do is loosen the mooring, 620 00:26:25,490 --> 00:26:27,417 and you sail off to someplace you like better. 621 00:26:27,993 --> 00:26:30,670 I've never been on a ship before. 622 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,391 I'd like to learn how to sail. 623 00:26:33,415 --> 00:26:35,175 You never stood behind a wheel? 624 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,926 Never come about? 625 00:26:37,043 --> 00:26:38,271 Never hoisted a mizzen? 626 00:26:38,295 --> 00:26:40,221 I'm only 11. 627 00:26:41,631 --> 00:26:43,057 Fair enough. 628 00:26:43,967 --> 00:26:47,145 I mean, did your daughter sail before she was 11? 629 00:26:51,224 --> 00:26:53,109 That's six bucks, right? 630 00:26:57,105 --> 00:26:58,948 You see something that interests you? 631 00:27:00,025 --> 00:27:01,993 You like violin music. 632 00:27:02,777 --> 00:27:04,547 Hey, I'm missing the latest issue of Rolling Stone. 633 00:27:04,571 --> 00:27:06,498 Check to see if it's in there, would you, Bay? 634 00:27:07,032 --> 00:27:08,249 Check for yourself. 635 00:27:09,701 --> 00:27:11,044 What the hell? 636 00:27:13,622 --> 00:27:15,131 What is going on with you? 637 00:27:15,207 --> 00:27:16,267 All of a sudden you're interested 638 00:27:16,291 --> 00:27:18,218 in Gregarian chants, huh? 639 00:27:19,169 --> 00:27:21,355 It's Gregorian chants, I think, 640 00:27:21,379 --> 00:27:22,565 and what the hell is your problem? 641 00:27:22,589 --> 00:27:25,642 My problem is, you don't know how to stay out of other people's territory. 642 00:27:25,675 --> 00:27:26,893 What? 643 00:27:26,968 --> 00:27:29,113 I'm interested in her, okay? 644 00:27:29,137 --> 00:27:30,323 In... In Kirsten? 645 00:27:30,347 --> 00:27:31,365 You mean she's the older woman? 646 00:27:31,389 --> 00:27:33,284 You said... You said... You said a senior. 647 00:27:33,308 --> 00:27:35,453 What do you think I made her that dinner for last night? 648 00:27:35,477 --> 00:27:37,111 I have no idea. 649 00:27:37,604 --> 00:27:40,374 Honestly, I have no idea what you're thinking, Bay. 650 00:27:40,398 --> 00:27:42,867 You're 16 years old. You're in high school. 651 00:27:42,901 --> 00:27:44,629 She's in grad school. She's a professional. 652 00:27:44,653 --> 00:27:46,829 You actually think she's going to be interested in you? 653 00:27:46,988 --> 00:27:48,373 I could ask you the same thing. 654 00:27:51,284 --> 00:27:53,002 For your information, she asked me out, 655 00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:56,798 so I guess she's not waiting around for you to make your move. 656 00:27:57,916 --> 00:28:00,144 You can have any girl you want. 657 00:28:00,168 --> 00:28:01,229 You just walk into a room, 658 00:28:01,253 --> 00:28:02,647 and every girl in there wants to be with you. 659 00:28:02,671 --> 00:28:03,814 You always get whatever you want. 660 00:28:03,838 --> 00:28:05,858 - That's bull, man. - And this is important to me. 661 00:28:05,882 --> 00:28:06,984 It's a fantasy, Bay. 662 00:28:07,008 --> 00:28:08,194 So what? 663 00:28:08,218 --> 00:28:10,478 So it's my fantasy. What is wrong with that? 664 00:28:10,887 --> 00:28:13,324 I spend my whole life worrying about everyone 665 00:28:13,348 --> 00:28:14,575 and taking care of everything, 666 00:28:14,599 --> 00:28:16,109 but this is mine, 667 00:28:16,643 --> 00:28:19,362 and maybe it won't work out, but maybe it will. 668 00:28:19,771 --> 00:28:21,823 Maybe one-in-a-million, it will. 669 00:28:23,608 --> 00:28:25,201 And you know what else, Charlie? 670 00:28:25,694 --> 00:28:28,506 You'll walk down the street tomorrow, and you'll see someone, 671 00:28:28,530 --> 00:28:30,675 or some woman will pay you to do a job for her on her place, 672 00:28:30,699 --> 00:28:32,093 and you'll hop into bed with her, 673 00:28:32,117 --> 00:28:34,210 and you'll forget all about Kirsten. 674 00:28:34,911 --> 00:28:36,462 I know you. 675 00:28:37,789 --> 00:28:39,215 Screw you, Bailey. 676 00:28:43,795 --> 00:28:46,014 So what do you say? Your house or mine? 677 00:28:46,172 --> 00:28:48,192 I want to go to this party tonight. 678 00:28:48,216 --> 00:28:50,444 Uh-huh. No, we can't. We've got a paper due. 679 00:28:50,468 --> 00:28:51,946 So what'll it be? 680 00:28:51,970 --> 00:28:54,323 So we'll blow it off. Come on, Libby. It'll be so much fun. 681 00:28:54,347 --> 00:28:56,826 Julia, we've got like 12 hours 682 00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:58,327 to get this F off our record. 683 00:28:58,351 --> 00:28:59,620 So what? So we get an F. 684 00:28:59,644 --> 00:29:00,945 It's not gonna kill us. 685 00:29:01,104 --> 00:29:03,489 Something has definitely gone wrong with you. 686 00:29:03,857 --> 00:29:05,700 Did you have, like, a little stroke? 687 00:29:06,192 --> 00:29:07,753 No, I just don't want to spend the night 688 00:29:07,777 --> 00:29:09,245 writing a stupid paper. 689 00:29:11,448 --> 00:29:12,341 Please, Lib? 690 00:29:12,365 --> 00:29:13,625 No. 691 00:29:15,577 --> 00:29:16,961 Why not? 692 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,765 Is this party really so important to you? 693 00:29:19,789 --> 00:29:21,100 I mean, you really care that much 694 00:29:21,124 --> 00:29:23,894 about Nina DiMayo and her stupid friends? 695 00:29:23,918 --> 00:29:25,929 You know, they don't even know your name. 696 00:29:26,504 --> 00:29:29,098 And you care that much about getting another A. 697 00:29:29,299 --> 00:29:30,975 I'm not gonna explain this to you. 698 00:29:31,259 --> 00:29:32,695 I'm not gonna explain why it's better 699 00:29:32,719 --> 00:29:34,322 to work hard and get good grades 700 00:29:34,346 --> 00:29:35,489 and, like, go to college 701 00:29:35,513 --> 00:29:37,440 than hang out with people who talk about, 702 00:29:37,474 --> 00:29:39,233 I don't know, getting drunk. 703 00:29:40,018 --> 00:29:41,162 At least they don't spend their time 704 00:29:41,186 --> 00:29:42,663 comparing perfect attendance records 705 00:29:42,687 --> 00:29:44,906 and swapping answers to trig questions. 706 00:29:45,231 --> 00:29:47,585 If you're bored with my company, don't let me keep you. 707 00:29:47,609 --> 00:29:49,285 That's not what I'm saying. 708 00:29:49,402 --> 00:29:50,796 You know, you're one to talk. 709 00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:52,882 You've got more As than anyone, 710 00:29:52,906 --> 00:29:54,175 and if it's all so moronic, 711 00:29:54,199 --> 00:29:55,968 then what the hell have you been doing? 712 00:29:55,992 --> 00:29:57,794 - I don't know! - Shh. 713 00:29:58,662 --> 00:30:00,380 I don't know. 714 00:30:01,956 --> 00:30:03,257 It's stupid, Lib. 715 00:30:04,459 --> 00:30:06,469 It's all just a stupid waste of time, 716 00:30:07,295 --> 00:30:09,806 because tomorrow it could all be over, just like that. 717 00:30:11,174 --> 00:30:13,351 It could all be over before I've had any fun at all. 718 00:30:17,389 --> 00:30:19,700 Listen, I didn't want to say anything 719 00:30:19,724 --> 00:30:20,701 until I was sure... 720 00:30:20,725 --> 00:30:21,952 Oh, Ross called. He wants to know 721 00:30:21,976 --> 00:30:23,371 if he can switch your lesson to Friday. 722 00:30:23,395 --> 00:30:24,696 But now I am. 723 00:30:25,021 --> 00:30:26,781 Well, sure, that is. 724 00:30:27,399 --> 00:30:28,783 I found him. 725 00:30:29,859 --> 00:30:31,160 I found him. 726 00:30:31,569 --> 00:30:32,954 Our grandfather. 727 00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:34,622 Grandpa Jack. 728 00:30:34,656 --> 00:30:36,040 I found him. 729 00:30:36,491 --> 00:30:39,002 He's been living in the marina on a sailboat. 730 00:30:39,703 --> 00:30:41,097 All this time. 731 00:30:41,121 --> 00:30:42,505 Isn't that funny? 732 00:30:44,582 --> 00:30:47,385 How do you know it's him, Claud? Did you talk to him? 733 00:30:47,669 --> 00:30:48,562 Duh. 734 00:30:48,586 --> 00:30:50,346 And he said he was our grandfather? 735 00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:52,807 Well, no, but he is. 736 00:30:53,925 --> 00:30:56,394 Okay, number one, his name is Jack Gordon. 737 00:30:56,428 --> 00:30:58,104 That's a pretty common name. 738 00:30:58,138 --> 00:30:59,657 Number two, he was in the Navy. 739 00:30:59,681 --> 00:31:01,524 So are hundreds of guys, Claud. 740 00:31:01,558 --> 00:31:04,819 Number three, he listens to violin music all the time. 741 00:31:04,978 --> 00:31:06,288 - Number four... - Claudia... 742 00:31:06,312 --> 00:31:07,373 Number 4 is, 743 00:31:07,397 --> 00:31:09,083 he's been married two times, 744 00:31:09,107 --> 00:31:11,743 except he doesn't ever like to talk about his first marriage, 745 00:31:12,569 --> 00:31:13,995 you know, 746 00:31:14,070 --> 00:31:16,039 probably because he feels so bad about leaving Mom. 747 00:31:19,868 --> 00:31:22,336 But you never asked him, Claud, did you? 748 00:31:22,662 --> 00:31:24,881 You never said, "I think you're my grandfather." 749 00:31:24,998 --> 00:31:26,257 Of course not. 750 00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:29,427 I mean, he left a family once before. 751 00:31:29,753 --> 00:31:31,188 If I told him there were five of us, 752 00:31:31,212 --> 00:31:32,847 he'd probably have a heart attack 753 00:31:32,964 --> 00:31:34,599 or disappear. 754 00:31:35,925 --> 00:31:37,643 He's got to get to know us first, 755 00:31:38,511 --> 00:31:40,646 before he finds out, well, 756 00:31:41,723 --> 00:31:43,149 we belong to him. 757 00:31:51,065 --> 00:31:52,366 You don't believe me. 758 00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:54,952 Claud, it's... 759 00:31:55,487 --> 00:31:56,829 It's not that we don't want to. 760 00:31:56,863 --> 00:31:58,831 It just sounds so... 761 00:32:00,325 --> 00:32:01,834 Unlikely. 762 00:32:03,703 --> 00:32:05,922 None of you did anything to find him. 763 00:32:06,706 --> 00:32:08,674 You never even tried, 764 00:32:09,125 --> 00:32:10,436 but I did. 765 00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:12,053 I found him, 766 00:32:12,378 --> 00:32:14,013 so I don't care what you think. 767 00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:16,099 I know he's our grandfather. 768 00:32:29,103 --> 00:32:30,321 The thing is, 769 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,324 it'd be really good to have someone else around. 770 00:32:33,858 --> 00:32:35,451 Just in case. 771 00:32:36,653 --> 00:32:39,247 Just in case something happens, 772 00:32:39,405 --> 00:32:42,250 or Bailey and Julia go away to college, 773 00:32:42,534 --> 00:32:45,044 or Charlie gets tired of taking care of us, 774 00:32:45,912 --> 00:32:47,880 which I could understand. 775 00:32:49,707 --> 00:32:51,092 Just in case. 776 00:33:01,427 --> 00:33:02,770 You check on Claud? 777 00:33:03,263 --> 00:33:05,022 Only one she'll talk to is Owen. 778 00:33:05,557 --> 00:33:06,899 How's this going? 779 00:33:07,475 --> 00:33:09,694 Essentially, I'm screwed. 780 00:33:10,270 --> 00:33:11,539 I can't concentrate. 781 00:33:11,563 --> 00:33:13,156 I don't know what I'm doing here. 782 00:33:13,690 --> 00:33:15,074 It's just... 783 00:33:15,483 --> 00:33:18,161 Things are just not going real well right now. 784 00:33:18,862 --> 00:33:20,422 Does this have anything to do with you and Charlie? 785 00:33:20,446 --> 00:33:22,091 'Cause I'm getting some vibes. 786 00:33:22,115 --> 00:33:23,384 Don't get me started, okay? 787 00:33:23,408 --> 00:33:25,251 It can't be that bad. 788 00:33:26,578 --> 00:33:27,962 On second thought... 789 00:33:28,705 --> 00:33:29,964 I'm looking at an F. 790 00:33:30,206 --> 00:33:31,591 Maybe a G-minus. 791 00:33:32,125 --> 00:33:33,718 Not that you would know what that's like. 792 00:33:34,168 --> 00:33:35,845 So, have fun at your party. 793 00:33:36,588 --> 00:33:38,931 I'm sure you'll come up with something by tomorrow. 794 00:33:40,341 --> 00:33:41,934 Do you have a thesis sentence? 795 00:33:43,928 --> 00:33:46,272 A thesis sentence. A summary of what you want to say. 796 00:33:47,056 --> 00:33:48,316 Yeah. 797 00:33:48,391 --> 00:33:50,526 "This poem doesn't make any sense." 798 00:33:56,065 --> 00:33:57,617 Okay. How about this? 799 00:33:58,026 --> 00:33:59,169 "To His Coy Mistress" 800 00:33:59,193 --> 00:34:02,006 is Andrew Marvell's lament to the timelessness of love 801 00:34:02,030 --> 00:34:03,873 and the mortality of human flesh. 802 00:34:05,241 --> 00:34:06,709 Do I know you? 803 00:34:06,784 --> 00:34:09,587 Type it in. Timelessness of love, mortality of human flesh. 804 00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:13,549 This is great. 805 00:34:17,503 --> 00:34:19,013 This is fantastic. 806 00:34:22,675 --> 00:34:23,809 Now what? 807 00:34:24,802 --> 00:34:26,238 In so doing, 808 00:34:26,262 --> 00:34:27,980 the poet and his mistress, 809 00:34:28,014 --> 00:34:30,524 instead of being at the mercy of time, 810 00:34:32,268 --> 00:34:33,861 become its master. 811 00:34:34,354 --> 00:34:36,364 This is where I want to put in the quote. 812 00:34:36,731 --> 00:34:37,875 Uh, 813 00:34:37,899 --> 00:34:40,368 "like amorous birds of prey 814 00:34:40,610 --> 00:34:42,745 our time devour." 815 00:34:44,447 --> 00:34:45,915 Whoa. I am good. 816 00:34:47,909 --> 00:34:49,919 We're good. We're good. 817 00:34:51,162 --> 00:34:52,588 You're good. 818 00:34:53,414 --> 00:34:55,049 Devour time... 819 00:34:56,084 --> 00:34:57,969 like amorous birds of prey. 820 00:35:00,254 --> 00:35:01,597 Time check. 821 00:35:01,923 --> 00:35:03,349 Uh... 822 00:35:04,092 --> 00:35:05,611 2:15. 823 00:35:05,635 --> 00:35:06,894 You're kidding. 824 00:35:07,345 --> 00:35:08,896 Damn! I can't... 825 00:35:09,514 --> 00:35:11,659 Look, just do a couple of paragraphs on the imagery 826 00:35:11,683 --> 00:35:12,826 and come up with a conclusion 827 00:35:12,850 --> 00:35:14,235 I'm going to bed. 828 00:35:16,562 --> 00:35:17,780 Hey. 829 00:35:19,607 --> 00:35:20,992 You saved my life. 830 00:35:22,652 --> 00:35:24,078 I know. 831 00:35:28,116 --> 00:35:29,500 So? 832 00:35:31,244 --> 00:35:32,670 So? 833 00:35:32,787 --> 00:35:34,130 So was it fun? 834 00:35:34,247 --> 00:35:35,589 The party? 835 00:35:35,748 --> 00:35:36,924 I didn't go. 836 00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:38,519 Really? 837 00:35:38,543 --> 00:35:41,512 Yeah, I got stuck at home dealing with stuff. 838 00:35:41,587 --> 00:35:43,180 So did you write it? 839 00:35:44,632 --> 00:35:45,609 You? 840 00:35:45,633 --> 00:35:47,018 Yeah, I kind of did. 841 00:35:53,307 --> 00:35:56,286 Look, why don't you read it over really fast? 842 00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:58,821 Maybe you could say some of the same stuff differently. 843 00:35:59,022 --> 00:36:01,532 Even if it's not five pages, you could still turn something in. 844 00:36:02,692 --> 00:36:03,868 That's okay, 845 00:36:04,068 --> 00:36:05,494 but thanks. 846 00:36:06,779 --> 00:36:08,674 Okay, gang, let's get started. 847 00:36:08,698 --> 00:36:10,300 Why don't we talk about the last scene 848 00:36:10,324 --> 00:36:11,917 between Lear and his daughters? 849 00:36:12,326 --> 00:36:14,587 Goneril, Regan, Cordelia, 850 00:36:15,079 --> 00:36:16,422 they all... 851 00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:20,051 Miss Behrens. Miss Salinger. 852 00:36:20,168 --> 00:36:21,469 Do you have something for me? 853 00:36:27,216 --> 00:36:28,351 Julia? 854 00:36:29,343 --> 00:36:30,478 I'm sorry. 855 00:36:34,599 --> 00:36:35,900 Mr. Gordon? 856 00:36:39,937 --> 00:36:41,280 I'm Bailey Salinger. 857 00:36:42,065 --> 00:36:43,199 Yes? 858 00:36:43,274 --> 00:36:45,326 I think you met my kid sister, Claudia. 859 00:36:45,651 --> 00:36:47,912 Oh. Sure did. The Girl Scout. 860 00:36:48,154 --> 00:36:49,288 The what? 861 00:36:49,530 --> 00:36:50,915 She's a pistol, that one. 862 00:36:51,574 --> 00:36:53,042 Yeah, she is. 863 00:36:53,951 --> 00:36:55,095 The thing is, Mr. Gordon, 864 00:36:55,119 --> 00:36:57,463 I don't think she's been completely up front with you. 865 00:36:58,372 --> 00:37:00,466 I'm not sure what she told you about our situation. 866 00:37:01,501 --> 00:37:02,802 I'm not following you. 867 00:37:03,252 --> 00:37:05,846 Our parents were killed in a car accident last March. 868 00:37:06,130 --> 00:37:07,473 It was a drunk driver. 869 00:37:07,548 --> 00:37:08,650 Oh. 870 00:37:08,674 --> 00:37:09,850 I'm sorry. 871 00:37:10,885 --> 00:37:12,186 And we're kind of on our own. 872 00:37:13,054 --> 00:37:13,989 There's not much family. 873 00:37:14,013 --> 00:37:16,774 Just an uncle in Europe, but he couldn't really deal. 874 00:37:17,016 --> 00:37:18,651 All our grandparents are gone... 875 00:37:19,018 --> 00:37:20,319 except for one. 876 00:37:20,394 --> 00:37:21,695 Our mother's father. 877 00:37:22,146 --> 00:37:24,407 He's been out of the picture for like 30 years. 878 00:37:24,732 --> 00:37:26,325 You and he have the same name. 879 00:37:28,069 --> 00:37:29,203 Do we, now? 880 00:37:30,655 --> 00:37:33,457 See, my sister's gotten it into her head that... 881 00:37:35,118 --> 00:37:37,044 Claud's got this crazy idea that... 882 00:37:37,870 --> 00:37:39,171 well, that you're him, 883 00:37:39,205 --> 00:37:40,349 and of course, you're not. 884 00:37:40,373 --> 00:37:41,799 I mean, that's what we've told her. 885 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,510 I mean, there's no way you could be our grandfather. 886 00:37:47,046 --> 00:37:48,431 Right? 887 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,440 My mother's name was Diana. 888 00:38:04,021 --> 00:38:05,823 Want a lift? 889 00:38:09,944 --> 00:38:11,287 You know what I did today? 890 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,455 Seatbelt. 891 00:38:12,530 --> 00:38:13,956 Seatbelt. Right. 892 00:38:15,158 --> 00:38:16,959 I went to see a friend of yours. 893 00:38:18,161 --> 00:38:19,680 We sat on the deck of his boat 894 00:38:19,704 --> 00:38:21,172 and talked for a long time. 895 00:38:21,497 --> 00:38:22,766 He's a really nice guy... 896 00:38:22,790 --> 00:38:24,133 I told you. 897 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,759 But you know what, Claud? 898 00:38:26,711 --> 00:38:28,137 He's not our grandfather. 899 00:38:29,255 --> 00:38:31,182 You told him about us, didn't you? 900 00:38:32,008 --> 00:38:33,819 See, that's why he doesn't want to admit... 901 00:38:33,843 --> 00:38:36,812 There weren't any kids from his first marriage, 902 00:38:37,555 --> 00:38:39,908 he never lived in Seattle, just passed through, 903 00:38:39,932 --> 00:38:41,358 and he's got grandkids. 904 00:38:41,893 --> 00:38:43,777 Six of them. He showed me pictures. 905 00:38:47,231 --> 00:38:49,825 I think you knew he wasn't all along, didn't you? 906 00:38:56,199 --> 00:38:57,416 Claudia, 907 00:38:57,909 --> 00:39:00,419 whatever you thought he could do for you, 908 00:39:01,370 --> 00:39:03,255 however you thought he could help 909 00:39:03,789 --> 00:39:04,683 or make things easier, 910 00:39:04,707 --> 00:39:06,143 whatever you needed him to be, 911 00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:07,676 we've got to be that for you. 912 00:39:09,378 --> 00:39:10,888 'Cause it's just us. 913 00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:14,767 That's all we've got. It's just us. 914 00:39:19,430 --> 00:39:21,273 We're not doing so bad, are we? 915 00:39:22,850 --> 00:39:24,119 I mean, I know sometimes it's hard, 916 00:39:24,143 --> 00:39:26,320 but on the whole, I'd say we're doing pretty okay. 917 00:39:26,979 --> 00:39:28,197 Wouldn't you? 918 00:39:31,359 --> 00:39:32,743 Claudia? 919 00:39:35,613 --> 00:39:37,540 Are we just going to sit here or what? 920 00:39:54,757 --> 00:39:55,891 Excuse me. 921 00:39:56,759 --> 00:39:57,935 Nina? 922 00:39:58,386 --> 00:40:00,020 Do you have change for a dollar? 923 00:40:01,264 --> 00:40:02,282 Change. Do you have change? 924 00:40:02,306 --> 00:40:04,066 Um, I don't know. 925 00:40:07,395 --> 00:40:08,737 Yeah. 926 00:40:09,188 --> 00:40:10,322 Great. 927 00:40:12,566 --> 00:40:13,794 Miss Minor? 928 00:40:13,818 --> 00:40:14,994 Yeah. 929 00:40:15,152 --> 00:40:16,954 She almost failed me last year. 930 00:40:17,571 --> 00:40:19,841 Like Shakespeare's ever going to be relevant in my life. 931 00:40:19,865 --> 00:40:21,333 Really. 932 00:40:30,459 --> 00:40:32,469 Bummer taking the bus, huh? 933 00:40:32,795 --> 00:40:34,513 Oh, you have no idea. 934 00:40:35,214 --> 00:40:36,817 My boyfriend usually gives me a lift home, 935 00:40:36,841 --> 00:40:39,393 but he has detention today. 936 00:40:40,011 --> 00:40:41,822 He mooned Mrs. Vidora. 937 00:40:41,846 --> 00:40:43,573 - You're kidding. That was him? - Yeah. 938 00:40:43,597 --> 00:40:44,616 Bio class, right? 939 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:45,826 - Chem. - Uh. 940 00:40:45,850 --> 00:40:48,745 But his big mistake was telling her to consider herself lucky, 941 00:40:48,769 --> 00:40:51,864 since that was probably the only male butt she'd see all decade. 942 00:40:52,398 --> 00:40:54,199 I think the lab fumes got to him. 943 00:40:55,276 --> 00:40:57,494 Rumor has it she used to be a he. 944 00:40:58,195 --> 00:40:59,872 - Really? - Yeah. 945 00:40:59,989 --> 00:41:01,258 Mrs. Vidora? 946 00:41:01,282 --> 00:41:02,708 Mm-hmm. 947 00:41:02,783 --> 00:41:04,303 You ever looked at her wrists? 948 00:41:04,327 --> 00:41:05,628 Tree trunks. 949 00:41:05,870 --> 00:41:08,557 Who taught her to put on makeup anyway, you know? 950 00:41:08,581 --> 00:41:10,976 I mean, cosmetics should not look 951 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,644 like they've been applied with a spatula. 952 00:41:12,668 --> 00:41:13,770 Words to live by. 953 00:41:13,794 --> 00:41:15,220 Yeah. 954 00:41:15,713 --> 00:41:17,274 Hey, you know Lani Sutter, right? 955 00:41:17,298 --> 00:41:18,525 Oh, my God. 956 00:41:18,549 --> 00:41:20,225 Now, this is a story. 957 00:41:20,384 --> 00:41:21,644 Listen to this. 958 00:41:29,143 --> 00:41:30,819 When's Charlie getting off? 959 00:41:30,936 --> 00:41:32,571 Beats me. 960 00:41:33,481 --> 00:41:34,833 Might as well go ahead and order. 961 00:41:34,857 --> 00:41:36,700 It's just the four of us for dinner. 962 00:41:38,778 --> 00:41:40,204 Charlie's got a date. 963 00:41:45,326 --> 00:41:47,002 - Hey, there. - Hey. 964 00:41:47,328 --> 00:41:48,671 You look nice. 965 00:41:51,749 --> 00:41:53,300 It should be a great concert. 966 00:41:53,334 --> 00:41:55,052 I'm really looking forward to it. 967 00:41:55,753 --> 00:41:57,189 Sorry you had to cancel. 968 00:41:57,213 --> 00:41:59,390 Sort of last minute, huh, Charlie? 969 00:41:59,965 --> 00:42:01,266 I'm sorry. 970 00:42:01,425 --> 00:42:02,601 Work. 971 00:42:03,219 --> 00:42:04,363 Listen, um... 972 00:42:04,387 --> 00:42:05,530 let me pay for the ticket. 973 00:42:05,554 --> 00:42:07,815 No, no. No, it's okay. 974 00:42:08,182 --> 00:42:09,858 I'm going with this guy George. 975 00:42:10,184 --> 00:42:11,953 He's been after me to go out for a while. 976 00:42:11,977 --> 00:42:13,987 Turns out he loves Gregorian chants. 977 00:42:15,314 --> 00:42:16,740 Yeah, who doesn't? 978 00:42:19,276 --> 00:42:20,337 George, huh? 979 00:42:20,361 --> 00:42:21,995 I'm meeting him right outside. 980 00:42:25,116 --> 00:42:26,667 I've got to go. 981 00:42:29,578 --> 00:42:31,004 See you. 982 00:42:33,374 --> 00:42:35,259 So can you give me a lift, Bailey? 983 00:42:36,085 --> 00:42:37,302 Bailey? 984 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,346 What is so fascinating? 985 00:42:39,839 --> 00:42:41,682 Ordering here or what? 986 00:42:42,216 --> 00:42:43,809 I thought you were, uh... 987 00:42:45,052 --> 00:42:46,488 What do you need? An explanation in writing? 988 00:42:46,512 --> 00:42:47,938 We're not going out, okay? 989 00:42:50,099 --> 00:42:51,358 Thanks. 990 00:42:51,851 --> 00:42:52,744 Pass the bread, will you? 991 00:42:52,768 --> 00:42:53,995 What's going on here? 992 00:42:54,019 --> 00:42:55,487 You and Kirsten? 993 00:42:55,688 --> 00:42:57,698 Wait, you were going out with Kirsten? 994 00:42:57,815 --> 00:42:59,450 - Claud, have a roll. - With Kirsten? 995 00:42:59,733 --> 00:43:01,160 Can we order? 996 00:43:01,277 --> 00:43:02,379 Sure, Charlie. 997 00:43:02,403 --> 00:43:03,296 What are you having? 998 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,297 Steak. 999 00:43:04,321 --> 00:43:05,539 You always have steak. 1000 00:43:05,781 --> 00:43:07,426 - So? -You got to watch your cholesterol. 1001 00:43:07,450 --> 00:43:09,042 Yeah. I'll get tested. 1002 00:43:10,369 --> 00:43:12,129 She eats like a truck driver. 1003 00:43:12,538 --> 00:43:15,132 Listen, I got this idea, 1004 00:43:15,291 --> 00:43:16,768 and I don't want you to say no, 1005 00:43:16,792 --> 00:43:18,302 'cause it will be really cool. 1006 00:43:19,044 --> 00:43:21,148 Did you know you can rent sailboats at the marina? 1007 00:43:21,172 --> 00:43:22,556 Sounds logical. 1008 00:43:23,215 --> 00:43:25,392 They let you take them out all day if you want, 1009 00:43:26,051 --> 00:43:28,270 but you have to have a grownup. 1010 00:43:29,472 --> 00:43:30,449 Charlie? 1011 00:43:30,473 --> 00:43:31,658 I'm in. 1012 00:43:31,682 --> 00:43:32,701 Great. 1013 00:43:32,725 --> 00:43:34,276 Have you guys ever been sailing? 1014 00:43:34,393 --> 00:43:35,620 - No. - I don't think so. 1015 00:43:35,644 --> 00:43:36,904 Uh-uh. 1016 00:43:36,979 --> 00:43:40,365 See, the thing about sailing is, 1017 00:43:40,608 --> 00:43:43,577 you can just loosen the moorings and go wherever you want. 1018 00:43:44,778 --> 00:43:46,173 You do have to know some things, 1019 00:43:46,197 --> 00:43:49,750 like swabbing the deck and coming about and mizzens. 1020 00:43:49,909 --> 00:43:51,335 Well, that's a sail, 1021 00:43:52,119 --> 00:43:53,545 but I can show you. 1022 00:43:54,288 --> 00:43:55,422 See? 1023 00:43:56,665 --> 00:43:58,258 It's fun for the whole family. 69477

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