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Get the hell out of my house!
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- What?
- Son of a bitch,
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- get out of here! Get!
- No, no, no! It's Project Falanx.
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- I'm trying to save you.
- I will bash your skull in. I swear to God,
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I will tee off on your head!
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If the delta waves hit 13 hertz,
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- then there's no going back.
- You tell the cops.
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They're gonna be here
any minute. They'd love to...
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What is...? No. What is that?
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No. No. No, no, no.
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No, no!
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. It's the only way.
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Get off me, you lunatic!
You got to slow the deltas.
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I'm trying to save your life.
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- You got to slow the deltas.
- I'm gonna
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- scratch your eyes out!
- You got to slow the deltas down.
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Come on!
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The kid was some
community college dropout.
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No record except for
some parking tickets.
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So, he broke in.
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He didn't take anything.
He wasn't armed.
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Except for the Taser.
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What was he trying to do?
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Well, the FBI will debrief us
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on his motives.
Mike says he kept trying
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to put a towel around his head.
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- Something about delta waves.
- Oh, boy.
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Hanson's Iran investigation
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is undermining public trust
in this administration
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and stirring up paranoid crazies
with conspiracy theories.
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It might be time
to put security details
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- on your staff.
- Yeah.
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I'm already into it,
much as I'm not thrilled
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about being followed around.
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But Mike's okay?
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Yeah, he's lucky.
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Just a sprained wrist from the fall.
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In considerably better news,
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the Senate Intelligence
Committee is postponing
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Henry and Stevie's interviews.
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So, is Hanson backing down?
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Yeah, for now.
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Daisy's resignation took some heat off
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the Iran investigation.
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Crappy bargain.
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Well, this isn't over by any means,
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but we do have some breathing room.
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We can nominate Rachel Ballard
to the Federal Trade Commission.
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She's qualified.
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So is Jeff Hemmings.
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And he has the benefit
of being moderate.
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Rachel Ballard is one of
the most respected academics
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on the planet.
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She wants to regulate
the economy into the ground.
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She sees antitrust violations
lurking behind every IPO.
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She wants to limit
corporate consolidation.
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I mean, come on,
your party is all about
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growth and fostering
healthy competition.
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Do you think we can get her confirmed?
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I think Hemmings is an easier win.
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And wins are what we need.
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Because the new free trade
agreement with South Korea
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doesn't count?
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Well, not to diminish
your achievement,
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but it's the same deal we had before.
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Huge state visit with
the South Korean president.
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Live performance at the White House
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by his wife, the K-pop star.
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But to Russell, just
another deal signing.
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I'm sure the state visit
will be very impressive.
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And now he's trying to walk it back.
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I'm swamped with asylum applications.
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I am really sorry, again,
about tonight.
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Will you stop apologizing? It's fine.
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You're saving the world.
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I really wanted to try
that new place with you.
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Now I am stuck here
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with licorice and... chips. Mm.
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Well, you might want
to hold off on that.
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Why?
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Turn around.
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What?! Oh, my God, that's crazy.
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I hope you're cool
with falafel and hummus.
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Griffin, oh, my God.
I can't believe you did this.
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Oh, please. Licorice and chips.
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That's like dinner
from the gas station.
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Yeah, they probably have better
food at the detention center.
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Oh, my God.
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No, no, no.
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No shame spiral. Look. Here.
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Hmm?
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Oh... baklava?
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Is honey vegan?
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- It is today.
- Oh, it is?
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Thank you.
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Satan worshippers in Washington
want you to think
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5G cell service
is all about faster phones
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and faster Internet.
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But my Shawn-bots out there know
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what 5G really is:
government-funded mind control.
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It's all part of a secret program
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called Project Falanx.
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Here's how it works.
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Every new 5G cell phone tower
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planned to go up across all 50 states
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will be digging into the delta waves
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emitted by your brain
to increase their frequency.
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Once you get up to
13 gigahertz... done.
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Under their control.
How do we know this?
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South Korea's number one test subject:
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White House senior advisor
Mike Barnow.
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Barnow exhibits all the classic signs
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of 5G brain poisoning.
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The bulgy eyes,
the slightly dazed affect.
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It's called chronic insomnia,
you numbskull.
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How do you protect yourself
and your loved ones from danger?
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Simple. The patented Shawn Olson
neutralizing wrap.
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That's exactly what the maniac
who tased me was trying to use.
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Wait.
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So he was trying to protect you
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from cell phone signals...
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with a towel?
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Mike's assailant was convinced
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that he was saving America from
a brainwashed sleeper agent.
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A little flattered, actually.
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Olson got the idea
of a protective wrap
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from a science fiction film.
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Total Recall.
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Seriously?
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Like most conspiracy theories,
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Olson starts with something real.
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In this case, the new
5G infrastructure
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funded by the ESI bill.
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Throw in South Korea's
consultation on the new tech
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as part of the new
free trade agreement...
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Jazz it up with some
Schwarzenegger references,
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and you get nine million views.
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It's the cat video
of conspiracy theories.
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Well, this obviously
influenced Mike's assailant,
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so we can shut it down, right?
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Olson is crafty about
avoiding legal liability.
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He never advocates
for specific crimes.
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He never publishes his own falsehoods.
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He only shares theories
from anonymous users.
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- What are our options?
- Monitor his videos closely.
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Look out for anything we can
claim is a direct threat.
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Other than that,
unfortunately, nothing.
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Wow.
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Finally got the "all clear"
on your itinerary
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with the South Korean first lady.
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Well, that came in under the wire.
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There was a lot of back and forth.
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Ms. Kwon's tastes are,
let's say, kitschy.
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Breakfast at International
House of Pancakes.
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What's wrong with that?
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You'll go on a shopping spree
right after.
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Country music karaoke.
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- Oh, boy.
- Tomorrow she wants to see
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an MLB game.
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Is President Choi joining us
for any of this?
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He has his own itinerary with POTUS.
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"An Evening With Rachmaninoff"?
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The Baltimore Vocal Arts Society
is doing a performance of
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Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom
and All-Night Vigil
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at the Kennedy Center.
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Okay, but it's not
literally all-night...
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- Well...
- ...vigil?
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I'm kidding. Kidding,
you'll be done by 9:00 p.m.
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Okay.
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The following morning is
the illuminated manuscript
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- exhibit at the Freer Gallery.
- Yes. Good.
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And then you ha...
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You get to eat
pancakes and drive go-karts?
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Trust me, I would much rather
be looking at
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the illuminated manuscripts.
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They have half a dozen
thousand-year-old
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Buddhist texts from the Goryeo period.
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- It's an incredible acquisition.
- You are my favorite nerd.
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Do you know that?
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- Mr. President, Ms. Kwon.
- Hello.
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Welcome to the United States.
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It's a pleasure to finally
meet you, Madam President.
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And you, Mr. President.
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May I present First Gentleman
Henry McCord.
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So nice to meet you.
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Hello.
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You have... quite the fan club.
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Those are for my wife.
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I'm sure they're here
for Sung-hoon, too.
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She likes to pretend
I'm as popular as she is.
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I look forward to our visit, Ms. Kwon.
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Min-hee, please.
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Your chief of staff was so helpful.
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There's only one thing
he couldn't arrange.
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A meeting with Beyoncé.
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The power of the presidency
only extends so far.
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Shall we?
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This is delicious.
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Barley tea.
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You can find it in any
Korean grocery store.
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But it's always been my favorite.
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Well, it's good to keep
some of the pleasures of home
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once you move into office.
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Yeah, we-we brought
our old popcorn maker.
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I love popcorn.
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Well, we will definitely
make you some.
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Sorry to interrupt, ma'am,
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but, uh, I'm afraid
there's an urgent matter.
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If you'll excuse me for a moment.
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He always does that.
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Please excuse me.
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- What is it?
- Madam President,
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Shawn Olson just posted a video
showing a private conversation
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between you and Dr. McCord.
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- How?
- He claims it came
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from a contact in the Secret Service.
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Now it's blowing up on
YoureVid and social media.
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It's amazing what Choi let us
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get away with in the trade talks.
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Is he naive or just dumb?
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Maybe both. But it's not
like we didn't take a hit.
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This deal is gonna cost
thousands of American jobs.
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Well, hey, we gotta give up something
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if we want Korean 5G.
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You can't make an omelet
without breaking some eggs.
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Oh, my God.
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I'll draft an apology
to President Choi,
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- but I think if we attack this from...
- Angela.
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That video is fake.
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Henry and I never said any of that.
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It... it never happened.
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With all due respect,
does he know that?
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Subtitle sync and corrections by
awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.
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The video you saw, President Choi,
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was what we call a "deepfake."
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A seemingly real video
created with deep-learning
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artificial intelligence.
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So the bedroom you see here
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isn't any bedroom in the White House.
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And if I zoom in, you can clearly see
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the digital manipulation
on President McCord's face.
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Deepfake technology can
place a real person's face
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over any stand-in,
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matching lip and facial
movements automatically.
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The people you see
in that video are actors.
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That's why they distorted
the audio and used subtitles
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to mask any vocal discrepancies.
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The question, of course, is:
Who would go to the trouble
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of making such a video?
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Someone wanting to disrupt relations
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between our two countries.
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Particularly our new trade agreement.
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This video was posted anonymously
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to a message board, which was
then picked up by Shawn Olson.
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So we may never be able
to trace the source.
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Of course, you understand,
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Mr. President, Henry and I
would never speak about you
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or your country with such disrespect.
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Yet three million viewers on
YoureVid believe you would.
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We've already put out a statement
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debunking the video.
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Every legitimate news outlet
in the world has taken it down.
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But as we all know,
illegitimate outlets
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can still shape public opinion.
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This video has already created
a great deal of animosity
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in my country toward
the United States.
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My advisors feel it's
best we take some time
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before moving forward
with the trade agreement.
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Mr. President, I think that if
you and I responded together,
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we could show your people
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that our long and historic partnership
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can't be disrupted
by one crude attack.
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It would be a great way to undercut
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- whatever power these things have.
- Yes.
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We'll remain for the state dinner,
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but I'm afraid we must postpone
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any further talks of
the trade agreement.
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Madam President, I hope to see
those illuminated manuscripts
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with you another time.
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Of course.
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The entire infrastructure bill
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was sold with South Korea's
cooperation on 5G.
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If we don't get
that deal back in place,
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the whole upgrade falls apart.
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Let's not go full Eeyore.
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South Korea's not the
only tech game in town.
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Yeah, well, only the best.
289
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So, how can one fake video take
down the entire trade deal?
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Well, it doesn't help
that the damn thing
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is still pinging around social media.
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Okay, look, let's release
a shorter version
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of the presentation
we just showed President Choi.
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We'll turn this into
a teachable moment
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so people can learn
to recognize these fakes.
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And why?
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I mean, for God's sakes,
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can we get the video off of YoureVid?
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Look, we tried. They said deepfakes
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do not violate their terms of service.
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Oh... Call Chelsea Weldon.
302
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I had a long talk with her
and some of the tech CEOs
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on the campaign trail
about misinformation.
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She said she wanted to take action.
305
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Now's her chance.
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Dr. McCord.
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Oh, hey, Evan.
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I-I know, karaoke's canceled.
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Uh, actually, the car
will be here in ten.
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And it's IHOP, shopping,
and then karaoke.
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Ms. Kwon is not one to miss a party.
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Apparently, I'm off to eat pancakes.
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Bye.
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Hang in there.
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Hello?
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Stevie.
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- Uh, it's Dmitri. Petrov.
- Oh.
318
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Hi. Um, I-I couldn't tell
who was calling.
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I know. Uh, I'm still
using encryption.
320
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Uh, it's an old habit.
321
00:12:02,697 --> 00:12:04,508
- How are you?
- Good.
322
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Um, swamped at the moment.
323
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Oh. Uh, sorry to bother you.
324
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I would have sent an e-mail, but, uh,
325
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Talia made me promise to call you
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with my... my human voice.
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Well, at least she's working
directly through you this time.
328
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Yes. Anyway,
329
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I'm meeting a few people at this bar
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near Union Station tonight
to say goodbye to DC.
331
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- Wait. Uh, you're leaving?
- Yes.
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For Guyana.
333
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Anyway,
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we're meeting around 9:00,
335
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and I thought,
if you wanted to stop by...
336
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You're welcome to bring someone.
337
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That's, uh... that's so nice of you.
338
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,876
Um, yeah, I've kind of been pulling
339
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:41,178
these crazy late nights
at work recently, so...
340
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But, uh, yeah,
if I... if I can get away,
341
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I-I definitely...
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I will. I will come raise a glass.
343
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Okay.
344
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I'll-I'll, uh, text you the name.
345
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Great.
346
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Please thank Talia for the phone call.
347
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Um, it is nice to hear
your human voice.
348
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You, too.
349
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Maybe see you later.
350
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That's the plan... sort of. Bye.
351
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My daughter is working
352
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in a fashion house in Milan.
353
00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:08,372
She's usually the shopper
in the family.
354
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,274
I was developing a clothing
and wellness brand
355
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for the digital space.
356
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But then I got married.
357
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Was there a conflict of interest?
358
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Korean anti-corruption
practices are very strict.
359
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I had to sell everything.
360
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The things we do for love.
361
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Policy is so much more interesting
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00:13:23,444 --> 00:13:24,755
than fashion anyway.
363
00:13:24,779 --> 00:13:27,591
I'm not sure my daughter
would agree with you on that.
364
00:13:27,615 --> 00:13:30,193
But they're so intertwined.
365
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Take cosmetics.
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In our previous trade agreement,
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the U.S. and South Korea
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placed a mutual tariff
of 7.9% on skin care.
369
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Then K-Beauty exploded overseas,
370
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but the tariffs were holding us back
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in the U.S. market, so
now the new agreement
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includes a provision
for both our nations to reduce
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all cosmetics duties
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by two percentage points annually.
375
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It's just numbers on a page,
376
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:55,218
but it's how powerful men
decide what those girls
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get to wear.
378
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Sounds like you had
a hand in that, too.
379
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,593
My husband appreciates my perspective.
380
00:14:02,617 --> 00:14:05,362
It's a shame that the trade
agreement has to be put on hold.
381
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,030
On this matter, I have...
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00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,832
no influence.
383
00:14:08,856 --> 00:14:11,902
Like you with Beyoncé.
384
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:18,709
YoureVid shares the president's
concerns about fake news.
385
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,844
It was a top item
at our retreat this year.
386
00:14:20,868 --> 00:14:23,480
Well, here's an idea:
take down some fake news.
387
00:14:23,504 --> 00:14:25,716
It's more complicated than that.
388
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,384
Is it? You guys tear
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into licensed content
like dogs on a ham hock.
390
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:32,521
We have guidance from the
Digital Millennium Copyright Act
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to enforce copyright issues.
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We have no such guidance on deepfakes.
393
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,537
Sure, you do. From me.
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Take down the video.
395
00:14:40,263 --> 00:14:41,874
I appreciate your sense of urgency,
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00:14:41,898 --> 00:14:45,311
but you have to understand
I am the steward
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of a massive system of representation
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where every decision holds
ramifications for the future
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of all expression online.
400
00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:56,488
Some deepfakes are social
commentary, others satire.
401
00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,724
We can't make blanket policy here.
402
00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:00,492
Yet somehow you manage to monitor
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00:15:00,516 --> 00:15:01,827
pornography and explicit violence.
404
00:15:01,851 --> 00:15:03,863
Through user reporting
and retro review.
405
00:15:03,887 --> 00:15:05,865
Well, why can't you do the same here?
406
00:15:05,889 --> 00:15:09,068
Because we are a platform,
not a publisher.
407
00:15:09,092 --> 00:15:13,372
300 hours of video is uploaded
to our site every minute.
408
00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:16,575
Hiring human moderators to ascertain
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00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:19,078
whether videos are real or fake
isn't scalable.
410
00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:22,781
Ms. Weldon, deepfakes like the one
411
00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:26,585
millions of people
are watching right now
412
00:15:26,609 --> 00:15:31,156
threaten to undermine our whole
concept of objective reality.
413
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:35,160
Do you understand what that's
gonna do to our democracy?
414
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,619
I don't know if you heard,
415
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,799
but a fan of Shawn Olson's
broke into my house
416
00:15:38,823 --> 00:15:41,201
and shot 50,000 volts
of electricity into me.
417
00:15:41,225 --> 00:15:44,171
That wouldn't have happened
without your platform.
418
00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:47,174
And that is horrible,
419
00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:51,712
but it's the risk we've always
taken with free speech.
420
00:15:51,736 --> 00:15:55,148
It's why our policy is the same
as our Founding Fathers':
421
00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:57,484
let the people think for themselves
422
00:15:57,508 --> 00:16:00,454
and trust that good speech
will fight bad speech.
423
00:16:00,478 --> 00:16:02,622
Our Founding Fathers had no idea
424
00:16:02,646 --> 00:16:04,797
there'd be so many idiots.
425
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,898
- Hey. You made it.
- Hi. Yeah.
426
00:16:11,922 --> 00:16:14,311
Uh, I was able to get away.
427
00:16:14,312 --> 00:16:15,489
- No security?
- No.
428
00:16:15,513 --> 00:16:16,724
I asked them to wait outside.
429
00:16:16,748 --> 00:16:17,792
Hey, Talia.
430
00:16:17,816 --> 00:16:19,266
- Good to see you.
- You, too.
431
00:16:19,619 --> 00:16:21,204
_
432
00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:22,997
Uh, I think you know my friends
433
00:16:23,021 --> 00:16:24,031
from the Agency, Molly and Dylan.
434
00:16:24,055 --> 00:16:25,533
Oh. What...? Hi.
435
00:16:25,557 --> 00:16:27,535
Yes. You worked with my father. Wow.
436
00:16:27,559 --> 00:16:28,669
How's he liking the big house?
437
00:16:28,693 --> 00:16:30,304
You can be honest.
438
00:16:30,328 --> 00:16:32,073
He misses us, right?
439
00:16:32,097 --> 00:16:34,709
His new job is definitely
different from intelligence.
440
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:36,644
For example, today his duties
441
00:16:36,668 --> 00:16:40,047
included shopping with a K-pop star.
442
00:16:40,071 --> 00:16:42,349
What is K-pop?
443
00:16:42,373 --> 00:16:44,552
It's this whole genre of
pop music from South Korea.
444
00:16:44,576 --> 00:16:46,420
What?
445
00:16:46,444 --> 00:16:47,755
I contain multitudes.
446
00:16:47,779 --> 00:16:49,924
Actually, you know, you really need
447
00:16:49,948 --> 00:16:52,660
to see the first lady of
South Korea. She's, like...
448
00:16:52,684 --> 00:16:54,395
- I mean, she's this huge star.
- Amazing.
449
00:16:54,419 --> 00:16:56,263
Do you mind if I...? Oh. No, no, no.
450
00:16:56,287 --> 00:16:57,732
I want to see.
451
00:16:57,756 --> 00:17:00,434
Play: ♪ Bye-bye, boy... ♪
452
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,435
Excellent choice.
453
00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:02,459
That's the one.
454
00:17:03,762 --> 00:17:05,873
Uh, yeah. Okay.
455
00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:09,744
Oh.
456
00:17:15,807 --> 00:17:17,952
Guyana, huh?
457
00:17:17,976 --> 00:17:20,921
Yeah. I, uh... I thought
I'd celebrate my new citizenship
458
00:17:20,945 --> 00:17:22,256
by leaving the country.
459
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,259
So, what-what are you gonna do there?
460
00:17:25,283 --> 00:17:27,795
Uh, help build houses
for an organization.
461
00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:28,963
Wow.
462
00:17:28,987 --> 00:17:32,633
Are you, like, addicted to hardship?
463
00:17:32,657 --> 00:17:34,101
- You think I have a problem?
- I think you should definitely
464
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:35,436
- get it checked out.
- Uh, yeah.
465
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:37,738
I-I thought so. Well,
I'm glad you were able to,
466
00:17:37,762 --> 00:17:42,309
you know, to get away from
the refugees to have a drink.
467
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,612
Yep. Touché.
468
00:17:44,636 --> 00:17:46,480
You, uh... you enjoying your new job?
469
00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:49,984
Yeah, I'm not really sure
"enjoying" is the right word,
470
00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:52,859
but it's very fulfilling.
471
00:17:54,746 --> 00:17:57,564
Then you know why I'm going to Guyana.
472
00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:05,533
So, there I am
in this clothing store...
473
00:18:05,557 --> 00:18:09,036
uh, oh, uh, by the way,
big sale on sports bras...
474
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,372
- Thanks.
- When Min-hee starts to quote
475
00:18:11,396 --> 00:18:14,041
specific numbers from the trade deal.
476
00:18:14,065 --> 00:18:18,045
Turns out that she collaborated
with President Choi
477
00:18:18,069 --> 00:18:20,247
on certain passages.
478
00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:24,418
So I think that we have
a legitimate back channel
479
00:18:24,442 --> 00:18:26,754
to getting the deal signed
before they leave.
480
00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:27,922
I could try, anyway.
481
00:18:27,946 --> 00:18:29,557
Yeah. I mean, absolutely.
482
00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:33,460
Anything that you can do,
that would be... Thank you.
483
00:18:33,484 --> 00:18:36,063
What's going on? Hmm?
484
00:18:36,087 --> 00:18:37,531
- Oh...
- There another video?
485
00:18:37,555 --> 00:18:39,600
No.
486
00:18:39,624 --> 00:18:42,503
But once I searched
for it on YoureVid,
487
00:18:42,527 --> 00:18:44,672
the algorithm started autoplaying
488
00:18:44,696 --> 00:18:48,148
all of these other paranoid videos.
489
00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:50,945
Yeah. Illuminati, flat-earthers.
490
00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:52,613
All the classics.
491
00:18:52,637 --> 00:18:57,952
Well, it starts with
the crazy Project Falanx stuff,
492
00:18:57,976 --> 00:19:00,054
which brings in the people
493
00:19:00,078 --> 00:19:03,791
who are already suspicious
of big institutions, and then...
494
00:19:03,815 --> 00:19:08,024
it starts validating
all of their views,
495
00:19:08,025 --> 00:19:12,472
playing one video after another.
496
00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:15,642
And somehow, it all leads
to white nationalism.
497
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:18,645
The pot of gold at the end
of the extremist rainbow.
498
00:19:18,669 --> 00:19:21,181
Yeah.
499
00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:23,483
You know, Chelsea Weldon
says that YoureVid
500
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,418
is a neutral platform,
501
00:19:25,442 --> 00:19:28,421
but the way it's set up,
it just keeps feeding you
502
00:19:28,445 --> 00:19:31,491
more and more poison,
you never see anything
503
00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:34,694
that offers another point of view.
504
00:19:34,718 --> 00:19:37,030
- It doesn't want you to.
- How do they justify it?
505
00:19:37,054 --> 00:19:38,698
What is the rationale?
506
00:19:38,722 --> 00:19:40,433
Russell says that their philosophy
507
00:19:40,457 --> 00:19:43,203
is "fight bad speech
with good speech."
508
00:19:43,227 --> 00:19:47,007
But how, if the algorithm
only lets you hear
509
00:19:47,031 --> 00:19:48,341
one kind of speech?
510
00:19:48,365 --> 00:19:49,876
Well, it's not a happy comparison,
511
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,578
but it makes me think
of pharmaceutical companies
512
00:19:51,602 --> 00:19:52,846
- that push opiates.
- Yes.
513
00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:54,281
That is exactly what I was thinking.
514
00:19:54,305 --> 00:19:56,783
It's an addiction model.
515
00:19:56,807 --> 00:20:01,555
Anger and fear, you know,
produce an endorphin rush.
516
00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:05,525
So you have to keep watching
rage-inducing videos
517
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:07,527
to get your fix.
518
00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:10,263
YoureVid doesn't want
to self-regulate,
519
00:20:10,287 --> 00:20:14,334
because they need their users
to be addicted to their product.
520
00:20:14,358 --> 00:20:17,871
That's what's driving
their bottom line.
521
00:20:17,895 --> 00:20:20,207
And they have free speech
to back it up.
522
00:20:20,231 --> 00:20:24,611
I mean, the game is fixed, and...
523
00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:27,053
bad speech is winning.
524
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:31,970
We couldn't get YoureVid
to take down one video.
525
00:20:31,971 --> 00:20:34,509
We're kidding ourselves
if we think we're gonna regulate
526
00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:36,955
the biggest streaming
platform on the planet.
527
00:20:36,979 --> 00:20:38,557
Every other medium is regulated.
528
00:20:38,581 --> 00:20:41,126
Print news has libel laws.
529
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,461
Radio and television,
530
00:20:42,485 --> 00:20:44,129
the FCC.
531
00:20:44,153 --> 00:20:47,533
Why are we making an exception
for digital platforms?
532
00:20:47,557 --> 00:20:49,001
Because they're popular.
533
00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:51,370
And cracking down on them when
they say bad things about you
534
00:20:51,394 --> 00:20:52,838
- makes you look like a tin-pot dictator.
- Oh...
535
00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:56,241
Oh, look, I couldn't regulate
YoureVid unilaterally
536
00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:57,743
even if I wanted to,
537
00:20:57,767 --> 00:21:01,413
because that would be a job for
the Federal Trade Commission.
538
00:21:01,437 --> 00:21:04,183
So we're back to Rachel Ballard.
539
00:21:04,207 --> 00:21:05,918
I know she's aggressive.
540
00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:07,953
But that's why we need her.
She can make the argument
541
00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:09,855
to the Senate, we can
take it to the public.
542
00:21:09,879 --> 00:21:12,124
Look, this is so much bigger
543
00:21:12,148 --> 00:21:15,928
than one bad video about me.
544
00:21:15,952 --> 00:21:17,996
It's an assault on truth
545
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:20,766
and objective reality.
546
00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:22,968
I'll take the Senate majority
leader's temperature
547
00:21:22,992 --> 00:21:26,772
on Ballard, but I'm pretty sure
I know what he's gonna say.
548
00:21:26,796 --> 00:21:28,407
Well, then make a better
argument, Russell.
549
00:21:28,431 --> 00:21:29,445
- Okay?
- In the meantime,
550
00:21:29,446 --> 00:21:31,944
we have a trade agreement with
South Korea to try to save.
551
00:21:31,968 --> 00:21:33,478
Henry's on that.
552
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,821
Sorry, really? How, exactly?
553
00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:41,286
I hope this isn't too fast for you.
554
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:43,889
I was a fighter pilot.
I'm good with speed.
555
00:21:43,913 --> 00:21:46,792
I couldn't be in the military.
Too much obedience.
556
00:21:46,816 --> 00:21:48,032
Ha.
557
00:21:49,719 --> 00:21:51,263
Sorry.
558
00:21:51,287 --> 00:21:53,515
But your husband was, uh, an
officer in the army, right?
559
00:21:53,539 --> 00:21:54,409
Yes.
560
00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,935
Before he was expelled
for criticizing the government.
561
00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:59,696
Clearly you've opened his
thinking in many ways.
562
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,940
He was a bold thinker
long before we met.
563
00:22:01,964 --> 00:22:03,709
It's why I love him.
564
00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:05,377
I was very impressed
with your contribution
565
00:22:05,401 --> 00:22:06,478
to the trade agreement.
566
00:22:06,502 --> 00:22:07,980
I was wondering if you had
567
00:22:08,004 --> 00:22:10,404
any other ideas about things
that came up during negotiation.
568
00:22:12,341 --> 00:22:15,721
I know you want my husband
to sign the trade deal.
569
00:22:15,745 --> 00:22:17,256
I... I'm not suggesting...
570
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,257
I want him to sign, too.
571
00:22:18,281 --> 00:22:19,725
But you have to understand.
572
00:22:19,749 --> 00:22:22,227
He won the presidency
by a slim margin.
573
00:22:22,251 --> 00:22:23,629
He's concerned about his public image.
574
00:22:23,653 --> 00:22:25,998
That's why,
if there's something he wants,
575
00:22:26,022 --> 00:22:28,567
if there's something
to help repair the damage...
576
00:22:28,591 --> 00:22:30,335
If you could drop
the barriers of entry
577
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,437
for South Korean software,
578
00:22:32,461 --> 00:22:34,273
that might be persuasive.
579
00:22:34,297 --> 00:22:36,842
I wasn't aware that
software restrictions
580
00:22:36,866 --> 00:22:38,877
- were part of the deal.
- Because they've always been there.
581
00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:41,413
Based on some old idea
that South Korean software
582
00:22:41,437 --> 00:22:43,348
could expose Americans
to foreign hacking.
583
00:22:43,372 --> 00:22:45,517
But you already use our hardware.
584
00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:48,620
If we wanted to hack you,
we would've done it by now.
585
00:22:48,644 --> 00:22:51,490
Oh! Would you take a video of me
586
00:22:51,514 --> 00:22:52,791
while I drive?
587
00:22:52,815 --> 00:22:56,428
- Sure.
- Vertical, please.
588
00:22:56,452 --> 00:22:58,203
Better for Insta stories.
589
00:22:59,855 --> 00:23:02,801
I love America!
590
00:23:07,296 --> 00:23:08,940
- Hi.
- He's not here.
591
00:23:08,964 --> 00:23:10,409
No, can I talk to you, please?
592
00:23:10,433 --> 00:23:12,602
Yeah, I've got four minutes.
Three minutes. What's up?
593
00:23:12,626 --> 00:23:14,846
Okay, Griffin is
probably the nicest guy
594
00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:15,947
that I have ever dated.
595
00:23:15,971 --> 00:23:19,618
- Bastard.
- He's funny, he's smart, he's
596
00:23:19,642 --> 00:23:22,921
thoughtful without being,
like, "milady" about it.
597
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:23,791
Eh?
598
00:23:23,792 --> 00:23:26,182
You know, like, "Would milady
like another Chardonnay?"
599
00:23:26,882 --> 00:23:28,727
Those guys that are super pleased
600
00:23:28,751 --> 00:23:30,796
with how attentive they are,
and it's, like,
601
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:32,397
kind of weird and off-putting.
602
00:23:32,421 --> 00:23:33,665
I'm so glad I'm not dating anymore.
603
00:23:33,689 --> 00:23:35,400
What's the problem?
604
00:23:35,424 --> 00:23:36,802
There's this other guy.
605
00:23:36,826 --> 00:23:38,370
- Ruh-roh.
- Yeah.
606
00:23:38,394 --> 00:23:41,039
- Um, we-we dated for a while,
- Mm-hmm.
607
00:23:41,063 --> 00:23:43,942
and it was very passionate
and kind of secretive,
608
00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:45,510
and then he was gone for three years,
609
00:23:45,534 --> 00:23:48,629
and it took me most of
that time to get over him.
610
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:50,916
He's back. In two
days he's leaving for Guyana.
611
00:23:50,940 --> 00:23:51,863
Is he joining a cult?
612
00:23:51,887 --> 00:23:54,453
No. He's going there to build
houses, because, you know,
613
00:23:54,477 --> 00:23:56,755
on top of being a fantastic kisser,
614
00:23:56,779 --> 00:23:58,757
he's also very into service.
615
00:23:58,781 --> 00:24:01,059
Well, then it's a good
thing he's going to Guyana.
616
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,761
- Really?
- Yes, if it didn't work out before.
617
00:24:02,785 --> 00:24:04,062
It was never going to.
618
00:24:04,086 --> 00:24:05,697
You're all caught up in everything
619
00:24:05,721 --> 00:24:07,499
you've been fantasizing about
for the last three years.
620
00:24:07,523 --> 00:24:09,534
I mean, what happens when
it's no longer a hot secret,
621
00:24:09,558 --> 00:24:11,703
and you find out he's into bad music
622
00:24:11,727 --> 00:24:13,839
and chews with his mouth open?
623
00:24:13,863 --> 00:24:16,174
Well, what if he's the one,
and I'm, like, letting him
624
00:24:16,198 --> 00:24:17,509
drift out of my life forever?
625
00:24:17,533 --> 00:24:18,944
Here's what Jane Austen
doesn't tell you:
626
00:24:18,968 --> 00:24:20,512
there is no "the one",
627
00:24:20,536 --> 00:24:21,813
there's only "the handful."
628
00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:24,282
Griffin adores you and
he lives in the same city.
629
00:24:24,306 --> 00:24:26,451
If it works, stick to it. Sorry,
630
00:24:26,475 --> 00:24:28,186
I got to run.
631
00:24:28,210 --> 00:24:30,088
Senator Breckinridge.
632
00:24:30,112 --> 00:24:32,758
Russell. What brings you
to the roller rink?
633
00:24:32,782 --> 00:24:35,427
The president is looking
to nominate Rachel Ballard
634
00:24:35,451 --> 00:24:38,463
for Federal Trade commissioner.
We need to get her confirmed.
635
00:24:38,487 --> 00:24:42,300
Now, before you tell me
why we can't get a majority,
636
00:24:42,324 --> 00:24:45,337
you should know that
the fake video YoureVid
637
00:24:45,361 --> 00:24:47,038
still won't take down has made this
638
00:24:47,062 --> 00:24:50,242
a top priority. I'll also
remind you how effective
639
00:24:50,266 --> 00:24:53,345
this president has been at
building bipartisan coalitions.
640
00:24:53,369 --> 00:24:55,881
You undermine her at your peril.
641
00:24:55,905 --> 00:24:58,984
I was gonna ask how
Carol's doing, but okay.
642
00:24:59,008 --> 00:25:02,120
I think Ballard's a great pick.
643
00:25:02,144 --> 00:25:04,389
Good.
644
00:25:04,413 --> 00:25:05,757
So who's her opposition?
645
00:25:05,781 --> 00:25:07,292
You should be good
with the center right,
646
00:25:07,316 --> 00:25:08,960
they love putting
the squeeze on Big Tech.
647
00:25:08,984 --> 00:25:12,130
Since when are Republicans in
favor of industry regulation?
648
00:25:12,154 --> 00:25:14,766
Tech firms are the future
of American media,
649
00:25:14,790 --> 00:25:17,669
which means they're the
future of American politics,
650
00:25:17,693 --> 00:25:20,272
and they're all owned by a
bunch of California Democrats.
651
00:25:20,296 --> 00:25:22,073
Cynical. But I'll take it.
652
00:25:22,097 --> 00:25:25,343
So, you think we have
the votes to confirm.
653
00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,312
I wouldn't say that.
654
00:25:27,336 --> 00:25:29,548
With the principled libertarians
and the pro-growth Dems,
655
00:25:29,572 --> 00:25:30,615
it is not a guarantee.
656
00:25:30,639 --> 00:25:33,084
Unless...
657
00:25:33,108 --> 00:25:34,586
What?
658
00:25:34,610 --> 00:25:36,254
You get Hanson.
659
00:25:36,278 --> 00:25:39,090
I know he's causing
the president some trouble.
660
00:25:39,114 --> 00:25:40,158
W...
661
00:25:40,182 --> 00:25:42,694
He's investigating her for treason.
662
00:25:42,718 --> 00:25:44,362
He forced one of her
closest colleagues
663
00:25:44,386 --> 00:25:46,865
to resign last week.
664
00:25:46,889 --> 00:25:48,300
He's with you on Big Tech,
665
00:25:48,324 --> 00:25:51,002
and he's got three
junior senators in his pocket.
666
00:25:51,026 --> 00:25:52,337
That'll get you past 50.
667
00:25:52,361 --> 00:25:55,246
It's either that or roll the dice.
668
00:25:59,502 --> 00:26:01,613
So the only way to regulate
669
00:26:01,637 --> 00:26:04,316
these false attacks against me
670
00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:07,152
is to appeal to the guy
leading the attacks.
671
00:26:07,176 --> 00:26:09,454
Wow. You got to love
the irony in that.
672
00:26:09,478 --> 00:26:10,589
Oh, I don't.
673
00:26:10,613 --> 00:26:13,124
But Breckinridge thinks Hanson's
674
00:26:13,148 --> 00:26:14,693
the path to confirmation.
675
00:26:14,717 --> 00:26:16,127
Well, you're not sending me in.
676
00:26:16,151 --> 00:26:19,931
I already had to let Miller
take credit for the ESI bill.
677
00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:22,400
That's as far as I'm going
with selling my soul
678
00:26:22,424 --> 00:26:24,135
for political expediency.
679
00:26:24,159 --> 00:26:26,738
Well, then, we go to the bullpen.
680
00:26:26,762 --> 00:26:28,306
Make the call.
681
00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:30,375
Mark. It's been too long.
682
00:26:30,399 --> 00:26:32,283
That is has, Mr. Vice President.
683
00:26:33,469 --> 00:26:34,980
How are Vicki and the kids?
684
00:26:35,004 --> 00:26:37,215
Doing good.
685
00:26:37,239 --> 00:26:39,584
Lucas is about to graduate,
if you can believe it.
686
00:26:39,608 --> 00:26:40,852
Wow, that's terrific.
687
00:26:40,876 --> 00:26:43,889
We'll have to have you over
next time they're in DC.
688
00:26:43,913 --> 00:26:47,259
Could we start with some...
some calamari?
689
00:26:47,283 --> 00:26:49,828
Mmm. Sounds good.
690
00:26:49,852 --> 00:26:51,530
Do you mind one piece of business?
691
00:26:51,554 --> 00:26:54,099
And here I thought you
just wanted to catch up.
692
00:26:54,123 --> 00:26:55,967
I want to take your
temperature on Rachel Ballard
693
00:26:55,991 --> 00:26:57,869
for Federal Trade commissioner.
694
00:26:57,893 --> 00:26:58,937
The liberal economist?
695
00:26:58,961 --> 00:27:01,239
That's, uh... Hmm.
696
00:27:01,263 --> 00:27:03,041
- That's a tough confirmation.
- Yeah.
697
00:27:03,065 --> 00:27:05,076
Breckinridge wants to give her
a hearing, and he thought
698
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:06,378
you might be able to help.
699
00:27:06,402 --> 00:27:07,679
Did he?
700
00:27:07,703 --> 00:27:09,781
Yeah. We have a rare opportunity here.
701
00:27:09,805 --> 00:27:12,751
Digital media is a
dangerously unregulated force
702
00:27:12,775 --> 00:27:15,053
for disruption. And right now,
703
00:27:15,077 --> 00:27:17,088
California Democrats
are calling the shots.
704
00:27:17,112 --> 00:27:19,558
With regulation, we can ensure
705
00:27:19,582 --> 00:27:22,093
that real conservative principles...
706
00:27:22,117 --> 00:27:24,629
not just the alt-right...
707
00:27:24,653 --> 00:27:26,765
- get a full hearing online.
- And what does that look like...
708
00:27:26,789 --> 00:27:29,134
an equal time law for online videos?
709
00:27:29,158 --> 00:27:32,604
Open up the algorithms
that drive the big platforms.
710
00:27:32,628 --> 00:27:35,747
Ensure there's no bias
against any party or ideology.
711
00:27:36,832 --> 00:27:38,877
Sorry. No.
712
00:27:38,901 --> 00:27:40,145
No.
713
00:27:40,169 --> 00:27:41,479
That's it?
714
00:27:41,503 --> 00:27:43,715
I'd love to see Big Tech
come to heel, but not
715
00:27:43,739 --> 00:27:46,251
if it's another socialist win
for this administration.
716
00:27:46,275 --> 00:27:47,652
This isn't cable news.
717
00:27:47,676 --> 00:27:49,955
ESI was a massive government handout.
718
00:27:49,979 --> 00:27:51,623
She yanked the political
center of gravity
719
00:27:51,647 --> 00:27:54,426
way to the left, and betrayed
everything she ran on.
720
00:27:54,450 --> 00:27:57,128
I'm sorry, what do you mean?
She ran on ESI.
721
00:27:57,152 --> 00:28:00,298
No, she ran on the legacy
of Conrad Dalton.
722
00:28:00,322 --> 00:28:03,401
Moderation. Practicality. Unity.
723
00:28:03,425 --> 00:28:06,404
The way she got that bill funded
was none of those things.
724
00:28:06,428 --> 00:28:08,073
Okay.
725
00:28:08,097 --> 00:28:10,842
So that's it, no compromise?
726
00:28:10,866 --> 00:28:14,512
I have enjoyed working with you,
Carlos, but is this...
727
00:28:14,536 --> 00:28:17,048
is this what you imagined
for yourself?
728
00:28:17,072 --> 00:28:18,216
Sitting on your hands
729
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,185
while the president
bloats the federal government
730
00:28:20,209 --> 00:28:22,187
beyond FDR's wildest dreams?
731
00:28:22,211 --> 00:28:24,656
Believe it or not,
732
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,659
she meant what she said
on the campaign trail.
733
00:28:27,683 --> 00:28:30,528
She wants to work with all sides.
734
00:28:30,552 --> 00:28:31,596
I'm more interested in seeing
735
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:33,665
what you can do for this country.
736
00:28:33,689 --> 00:28:36,167
That moment can be here...
737
00:28:36,191 --> 00:28:39,076
sooner than you realize.
738
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,085
Impeachment? He actually said that?
739
00:28:44,109 --> 00:28:47,497
Forget Rachel Ballard and the FTC.
740
00:28:47,498 --> 00:28:50,544
Forget regulating YoureVid
or banning deepfakes.
741
00:28:50,568 --> 00:28:53,313
Hanson wants to take you down.
742
00:28:53,337 --> 00:28:56,483
What an excellent sign
for a constitutional democracy.
743
00:28:56,507 --> 00:28:58,652
What exactly makes me such a threat?
744
00:28:58,676 --> 00:29:01,488
- Did he say?
- He either sincerely believes
745
00:29:01,512 --> 00:29:03,623
that you are
a crypto-socialist autocrat
746
00:29:03,647 --> 00:29:05,559
or he's making a power grab.
747
00:29:05,583 --> 00:29:06,860
It's a tough call.
748
00:29:06,884 --> 00:29:08,261
I don't buy it.
749
00:29:08,285 --> 00:29:10,096
The Iran scandal's nearly dead.
750
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,965
Hanson knows he's out of moves.
751
00:29:11,989 --> 00:29:13,099
This is his death spiral.
752
00:29:13,123 --> 00:29:14,568
I'm not so sure.
753
00:29:14,592 --> 00:29:16,636
It looks like he's still
recruiting candidates
754
00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:18,038
to get dirt on the president.
755
00:29:18,062 --> 00:29:20,340
- Like who?
- Like me.
756
00:29:20,364 --> 00:29:22,075
He all but offered
to make me president.
757
00:29:22,099 --> 00:29:24,110
Wow.
758
00:29:24,134 --> 00:29:26,446
And what did you say?
759
00:29:26,470 --> 00:29:28,048
I didn't dignify it with a response.
760
00:29:28,072 --> 00:29:29,849
Okay, fine. If
Hanson was our last shot
761
00:29:29,873 --> 00:29:31,117
at getting a couple of Republicans
762
00:29:31,141 --> 00:29:33,420
to s... to stand up for
truth in digital media,
763
00:29:33,444 --> 00:29:34,921
let's head to the other
side of the aisle.
764
00:29:34,945 --> 00:29:37,090
Centrist Democrats looking
a little vulnerable
765
00:29:37,114 --> 00:29:38,158
in midterms for 500?
766
00:29:39,416 --> 00:29:42,095
Senator Stulbarg of Minnesota.
767
00:29:42,119 --> 00:29:44,480
Senator Furey of Pennsylvania.
768
00:29:44,504 --> 00:29:46,199
I'm sure they'd love the help
of the White House to shore up
769
00:29:46,223 --> 00:29:47,534
their constituencies.
770
00:29:47,558 --> 00:29:49,970
- Get into it, Mike.
- I'm on it.
771
00:29:49,994 --> 00:29:52,105
Digital media needs regulating,
to be sure.
772
00:29:52,129 --> 00:29:54,708
I just don't know if Rachel Ballard
773
00:29:54,732 --> 00:29:55,742
is the one to do it.
774
00:29:55,766 --> 00:29:57,611
She's hostile and divisive.
775
00:29:57,635 --> 00:29:59,446
Isn't a tough negotiator
exactly who you want
776
00:29:59,470 --> 00:30:01,922
trying to reign in one of the
biggest industries in the world?
777
00:30:01,946 --> 00:30:03,717
I think we can protect
the general public
778
00:30:03,741 --> 00:30:05,986
without impeding
innovation and growth.
779
00:30:06,010 --> 00:30:07,387
I get it.
780
00:30:07,411 --> 00:30:09,289
Tech companies have been
great supporters of Democrats
781
00:30:09,313 --> 00:30:10,957
like you, but ask yourselves,
782
00:30:10,981 --> 00:30:13,260
do you have to choose
between the health
783
00:30:13,284 --> 00:30:15,061
of our democracy
and a couple of million dollars
784
00:30:15,085 --> 00:30:16,429
in campaign contributions?
785
00:30:16,453 --> 00:30:18,298
I'm sorry,
786
00:30:18,322 --> 00:30:20,567
but it's a little rich taking lessons
787
00:30:20,591 --> 00:30:23,036
from you on money and politics, Mike.
788
00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:25,505
You ladies know me
as a pragmatist and a survivor.
789
00:30:25,529 --> 00:30:27,307
I'm not asking you to do anything
790
00:30:27,331 --> 00:30:29,342
that would threaten
either of your futures.
791
00:30:29,366 --> 00:30:30,910
I'm offering you a way to win.
792
00:30:30,934 --> 00:30:32,345
How is that?
793
00:30:32,369 --> 00:30:34,247
The White House
is currently renegotiating
794
00:30:34,271 --> 00:30:36,483
our free trade agreement
with South Korea.
795
00:30:36,507 --> 00:30:40,151
We can all but guarantee
South Korean companies
796
00:30:40,152 --> 00:30:42,864
will build manufacturing plants
in your states.
797
00:30:42,888 --> 00:30:45,967
Thousands of well-paying
blue collar union jobs
798
00:30:45,991 --> 00:30:49,170
delivered to the good people
of Minnesota and Pennsylvania,
799
00:30:49,194 --> 00:30:50,338
weeks before the election.
800
00:30:50,362 --> 00:30:53,608
That's a tricky phrase...
"all but guarantee"?
801
00:30:53,632 --> 00:30:56,111
Mm. In politics,
it means you've got nothing.
802
00:30:56,135 --> 00:30:57,879
Let's just say I can
803
00:30:57,903 --> 00:31:01,783
guarantee that we almost
certainly have a guarantee.
804
00:31:01,807 --> 00:31:03,852
When you have something real,
805
00:31:03,876 --> 00:31:05,720
- get back to us.
- And how about
806
00:31:05,744 --> 00:31:08,189
next time,
you cross Pennsylvania Avenue?
807
00:31:08,213 --> 00:31:09,991
Or you know what? Bagels and coffee.
808
00:31:10,015 --> 00:31:11,726
If you're gonna make us
come here for nothing.
809
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:13,891
I hear the aerospace
caucus got souvenir pens.
810
00:31:13,892 --> 00:31:15,397
Nobody ever gave me a pen.
811
00:31:15,421 --> 00:31:18,066
Did you know that the U.S.
812
00:31:18,090 --> 00:31:20,494
has these old,
out-of-date restrictions
813
00:31:20,495 --> 00:31:21,872
on Korean software?
814
00:31:21,896 --> 00:31:25,233
I just assumed we always use
our own because we have it.
815
00:31:25,234 --> 00:31:28,279
Not entirely. We use them
because NSA thinks that
816
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,382
foreign-designed software
can lead to security breaches,
817
00:31:30,406 --> 00:31:33,184
even if they were designed
by a longtime ally.
818
00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:35,387
Min-hee said that
it's the deal point that
819
00:31:35,411 --> 00:31:37,555
President Choi wanted to address,
820
00:31:37,579 --> 00:31:39,557
but for some reason
it's never been part of
821
00:31:39,581 --> 00:31:43,061
the negotiation.
Meaning that if we could get NSA
822
00:31:43,085 --> 00:31:44,329
to move off the restriction,
823
00:31:44,353 --> 00:31:46,605
I think we can get
Choi to sign the deal.
824
00:31:46,629 --> 00:31:47,627
Yeah.
825
00:31:47,628 --> 00:31:50,575
Getting NSA
to ease off restrictions...
826
00:31:51,593 --> 00:31:54,239
- ...it's not a slam dunk.
- Min-hee said
827
00:31:54,263 --> 00:31:58,109
that Korea survived
the recession of 2008
828
00:31:58,133 --> 00:32:01,346
by focusing on domestic
production, but then
829
00:32:01,370 --> 00:32:03,648
the economy stagnated, they
faced a lot more competition,
830
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:04,983
which is why they've become
831
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,485
the world leader in 5G technology.
832
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,688
Maybe if you argue the
value of competition...
833
00:32:09,712 --> 00:32:12,057
Yes. Yes.
834
00:32:12,081 --> 00:32:14,359
Because...
835
00:32:14,383 --> 00:32:17,062
the best way to regulate capitalism
836
00:32:17,086 --> 00:32:20,165
is to force it to regulate itself.
837
00:32:20,189 --> 00:32:21,833
Is that Adam Smith?
838
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,168
No, it's me.
839
00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:24,736
Uh...
840
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,106
Maybe it's Adam Smith. I don't know.
841
00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:30,108
But I'm gonna be up in a few minutes.
842
00:32:30,132 --> 00:32:31,609
I just... I want to call Russell.
843
00:32:31,633 --> 00:32:33,144
- So that's it. Y-You're done?
- Yep.
844
00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:34,846
- Yeah.
- H-Hey.
845
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,515
We just got word
that every single application
846
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,317
was accepted by the Swedish embassy.
847
00:32:39,341 --> 00:32:41,453
- Wha... Damn. Way to go.
- I know.
848
00:32:41,477 --> 00:32:43,421
I know. It's a huge win.
849
00:32:43,445 --> 00:32:46,458
Well, here-here's to
the hundreds of people
850
00:32:46,482 --> 00:32:49,094
who get to start a new life
because of you.
851
00:32:49,118 --> 00:32:50,295
Because of a lot of people.
852
00:32:50,319 --> 00:32:51,696
Okay.
853
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,871
Thank you.
854
00:32:56,091 --> 00:32:58,036
Yeah. Oh. I'm sorry.
855
00:32:58,060 --> 00:33:00,338
- Careful. I got it.
- So sorry. Here.
856
00:33:00,362 --> 00:33:03,975
Uh... Hey, so,
857
00:33:03,999 --> 00:33:07,479
uh, I don't want to
make a, like, a big deal
858
00:33:07,503 --> 00:33:09,614
out of this or anything,
but I just wanted to say
859
00:33:09,638 --> 00:33:12,016
that I... I've been really enjoying
860
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,219
getting to know you.
861
00:33:14,243 --> 00:33:16,521
Uh...
862
00:33:16,545 --> 00:33:18,656
I really like you.
863
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,092
But... Look, I kn-I know
that we haven't talked about
864
00:33:21,116 --> 00:33:24,462
being exclusive,
but I just wanted you to know
865
00:33:24,486 --> 00:33:27,332
that I'm not... that-that,
uh, I'm just saying,
866
00:33:27,356 --> 00:33:29,601
I only want to see you.
867
00:33:29,625 --> 00:33:32,470
I-I don't know about you,
but I-I've been feeling like
868
00:33:32,494 --> 00:33:36,074
this could maybe
be the start of something real.
869
00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:37,642
- You know?
- Yeah.
870
00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:39,811
Wow.
871
00:33:39,835 --> 00:33:42,954
What, uh, what do you think?
872
00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:45,984
Um...
873
00:33:58,353 --> 00:34:00,498
Hi.
874
00:34:00,522 --> 00:34:01,666
Hi.
875
00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:03,601
Sorry it's late.
876
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,436
Um...
877
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:08,973
I guess you're-you're probably
getting ready to go.
878
00:34:08,997 --> 00:34:10,348
But, um...
879
00:34:14,336 --> 00:34:16,548
Can you do me a favor?
880
00:34:16,572 --> 00:34:20,591
I need you to tell me
that we are done.
881
00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:22,821
'Cause, uh,
882
00:34:22,845 --> 00:34:24,289
I've been trying to move on
883
00:34:24,313 --> 00:34:26,825
with someone who...
884
00:34:26,849 --> 00:34:28,293
Well, he lives here.
885
00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:31,296
He-he lives in this city,
886
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,231
he's not running away to the jungle
887
00:34:33,255 --> 00:34:36,334
to build houses.
888
00:34:36,358 --> 00:34:38,937
He's nice to me.
889
00:34:38,961 --> 00:34:40,338
He cares about me.
890
00:34:40,362 --> 00:34:43,141
It's not complicated.
891
00:34:43,165 --> 00:34:45,383
I'm lucky to have him in my life...
892
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:49,020
...and then you show up, you are back.
893
00:34:50,739 --> 00:34:52,317
I just... I see...
894
00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:55,019
Every time I-I see you, I-I just...
895
00:34:55,043 --> 00:34:56,894
Every time you see me, what?
896
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,260
I just want
897
00:35:02,284 --> 00:35:03,701
to, um...
898
00:35:46,065 --> 00:35:49,191
My son listens to this stuff
on repeat. It grows on you.
899
00:35:49,192 --> 00:35:50,336
It's a little overproduced.
900
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,138
Your hair's a little overproduced.
901
00:35:52,162 --> 00:35:54,407
♪ Don't want to see you anymore ♪
902
00:35:54,431 --> 00:35:56,643
♪ Better walk right out that door ♪
903
00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:58,077
♪ Bye-bye, boy ♪
904
00:35:59,603 --> 00:36:01,547
♪ Say goodbye-bye, boy ♪
905
00:36:01,571 --> 00:36:04,217
♪ Don't want to see you anymore ♪
906
00:36:04,241 --> 00:36:06,252
♪ Better walk right out that door ♪
907
00:36:06,276 --> 00:36:09,389
♪ Bye-bye, boy,
baby, bye-bye, boy... ♪
908
00:36:09,413 --> 00:36:11,491
She's great.
909
00:36:11,515 --> 00:36:14,093
♪ Don't want to see you anymore ♪
910
00:36:14,117 --> 00:36:15,728
♪ Better walk right out that door ♪
911
00:36:15,752 --> 00:36:18,498
♪ Bye-bye, boy ♪
912
00:36:18,522 --> 00:36:21,501
♪ Say goodbye-bye, boy ♪
913
00:36:21,525 --> 00:36:23,670
♪ Don't want to see you anymore ♪
914
00:36:23,694 --> 00:36:26,272
♪ Better walk right out that door. ♪
915
00:36:27,831 --> 00:36:29,309
Thank you.
916
00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:32,312
Thank you so much. I love you all.
917
00:36:38,308 --> 00:36:41,240
Ms. Weldon. I'm so glad that you came.
918
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:45,024
Madam President. Well, thank you
so much for the invitation.
919
00:36:45,048 --> 00:36:46,526
This is my husband Damon.
920
00:36:46,550 --> 00:36:47,927
So nice to meet you.
921
00:36:47,951 --> 00:36:49,176
It's a pleasure, Madam President.
922
00:36:49,177 --> 00:36:51,589
Can I steal her for a minute?
And I promise you'll be back
923
00:36:51,613 --> 00:36:52,757
before the beef Wellington.
924
00:36:54,549 --> 00:36:56,661
Ms. Kwon, that was terrific.
925
00:36:56,685 --> 00:36:58,863
Oh, thank you so much. Michael
Barnow, advisor to the President.
926
00:36:58,887 --> 00:37:02,667
May I introduce you to Senators
Jane Stulbarg and Linda Furey?
927
00:37:02,691 --> 00:37:04,702
It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Kwon.
928
00:37:04,726 --> 00:37:06,004
That was probably the most fun
929
00:37:06,028 --> 00:37:07,338
I've ever had at the White House.
930
00:37:07,362 --> 00:37:09,908
- Thank you.
- If you have a moment, they would love
931
00:37:09,932 --> 00:37:11,910
to discuss the benefits
of American manufacturing
932
00:37:11,934 --> 00:37:14,379
- in their home states.
- Mm. Sounds intriguing.
933
00:37:14,403 --> 00:37:17,048
- Why don't you join me and my husband?
- Why, thank you.
934
00:37:17,072 --> 00:37:19,050
Chelsea, you've met
935
00:37:19,074 --> 00:37:21,753
my chief of staff Russell Jackson.
936
00:37:21,777 --> 00:37:22,921
Sure have.
937
00:37:22,945 --> 00:37:24,923
The president and I
just, uh, wanted you to know
938
00:37:24,947 --> 00:37:27,025
that the new Free Trade
Agreement with South Korea
939
00:37:27,049 --> 00:37:28,192
is back on track.
940
00:37:28,216 --> 00:37:29,360
Congratulations.
941
00:37:29,384 --> 00:37:31,462
With a few amendments.
942
00:37:31,486 --> 00:37:33,798
Yeah, we will be allowing
South Korean software
943
00:37:33,822 --> 00:37:35,133
and digital applications
944
00:37:35,157 --> 00:37:38,369
to enter the American market.
945
00:37:38,393 --> 00:37:40,471
You're, uh,
you're familiar with HuySo?
946
00:37:40,495 --> 00:37:44,275
A new streaming platform
out of South Korea, of course.
947
00:37:44,299 --> 00:37:45,777
Yeah, very similar to YoureVid,
948
00:37:45,801 --> 00:37:47,712
but uh, with a few key differences.
949
00:37:47,736 --> 00:37:51,049
Uh, strict community guidelines
for misinformation and abuse,
950
00:37:51,073 --> 00:37:54,385
uh, verified news sources,
human moderators.
951
00:37:54,409 --> 00:37:57,588
I know. I-I don't know how they do it.
952
00:37:57,612 --> 00:37:58,923
We were impressed.
953
00:37:58,947 --> 00:38:01,793
And no algorithmically-generated
autoplays
954
00:38:01,817 --> 00:38:03,728
or deepfakes.
955
00:38:03,752 --> 00:38:06,264
I get it. But this is a model
956
00:38:06,288 --> 00:38:07,598
that works for South Korea.
957
00:38:07,622 --> 00:38:09,600
Like gangbusters.
958
00:38:09,624 --> 00:38:10,935
It's really taking off.
959
00:38:10,959 --> 00:38:12,270
Well, especially
in the 18-35 demographic.
960
00:38:12,294 --> 00:38:14,072
- Yeah.
- It turns out
961
00:38:14,096 --> 00:38:16,441
young South Koreans vastly
prefer HuySo over YoureVid
962
00:38:16,465 --> 00:38:18,576
'cause the interface is simpler
963
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,144
and the videos have better resolution,
964
00:38:20,168 --> 00:38:21,779
but mainly...
965
00:38:21,803 --> 00:38:24,949
because they find the content
more trustworthy.
966
00:38:24,973 --> 00:38:27,285
HuySo will be aggressively moving
967
00:38:27,309 --> 00:38:29,020
into the U.S.
968
00:38:29,044 --> 00:38:31,856
- once the new trade deal is signed.
- Can I
969
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,691
just ask, Madam President...
970
00:38:33,715 --> 00:38:35,526
Yeah. Have you considered
971
00:38:35,550 --> 00:38:38,329
what it'll be like campaigning
972
00:38:38,353 --> 00:38:39,998
for a second term as the president
973
00:38:40,022 --> 00:38:42,100
who threatened free speech
974
00:38:42,124 --> 00:38:44,002
in favor
975
00:38:44,026 --> 00:38:45,803
of a foreign company?
976
00:38:45,827 --> 00:38:48,740
I'm willing to face the
tribunal, as long as voters
977
00:38:48,764 --> 00:38:51,815
have reliable information
to make their decision.
978
00:38:52,734 --> 00:38:53,878
Well, and...
979
00:38:53,902 --> 00:38:55,713
with streaming platforms
980
00:38:55,737 --> 00:38:57,882
operating like HuySo, they'll get it.
981
00:38:57,906 --> 00:38:59,050
Madam President?
982
00:38:59,074 --> 00:39:01,959
I'm so sorry. I-I have
to get back. Thank you.
983
00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:06,624
So, basically,
984
00:39:06,648 --> 00:39:09,494
shift the entire culture
of the Internet
985
00:39:09,518 --> 00:39:12,797
in two weeks. Or... do I get four?
986
00:39:12,821 --> 00:39:14,298
What do you guys like to say...
987
00:39:14,322 --> 00:39:16,473
move fast and break things?
988
00:39:17,359 --> 00:39:19,604
You're a great American company.
989
00:39:19,628 --> 00:39:21,812
We'd like to see you stay that way.
990
00:39:26,902 --> 00:39:30,148
So, I don't know what Mike did,
but looks like the senators
991
00:39:30,172 --> 00:39:32,817
are swapping baby photos
with the first family.
992
00:39:32,841 --> 00:39:34,886
Looks like
993
00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:36,587
two more votes
for my FTC commissioner.
994
00:39:36,611 --> 00:39:37,822
Take that,
995
00:39:37,846 --> 00:39:40,992
deepfake makers.
996
00:39:41,016 --> 00:39:43,394
I'm not sure that's what
they call themselves.
997
00:39:43,418 --> 00:39:45,663
Thank you so much for spending
the time, Mr. President.
998
00:39:45,687 --> 00:39:47,899
Sung-hoon. Thank you
for the introduction.
999
00:39:47,923 --> 00:39:49,834
- Very cool ladies.
- Ms. Kwon,
1000
00:39:49,858 --> 00:39:51,469
can I just say, my son
is such a huge fan.
1001
00:39:51,493 --> 00:39:53,071
I don't think he would
forgive me if I didn't ask
1002
00:39:53,095 --> 00:39:54,238
for an autograph.
1003
00:39:54,262 --> 00:39:55,573
Of course.
1004
00:39:55,597 --> 00:39:57,815
- What's your son's name?
- Michael.
1005
00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:01,546
You know what? Just "Mike."
1006
00:40:01,570 --> 00:40:02,886
"B."
1007
00:40:04,473 --> 00:40:06,523
- Awesome. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
1008
00:40:36,104 --> 00:40:38,116
- Mr. Vice President.
- Ms. Ballard.
1009
00:40:38,140 --> 00:40:40,618
Congratulations on your confirmation.
1010
00:40:40,642 --> 00:40:42,753
Thanks to your auspicious
tiebreaking vote.
1011
00:40:42,777 --> 00:40:43,921
Just exercising
1012
00:40:43,945 --> 00:40:45,756
my constitutional duty.
1013
00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:47,698
It's great to have you aboard.
1014
00:40:50,185 --> 00:40:52,130
Quite a week for you, Mr. VP.
1015
00:40:52,154 --> 00:40:54,632
I'm a little surprised
to see you here.
1016
00:40:54,656 --> 00:40:56,300
No, I love the East Room.
1017
00:40:56,324 --> 00:40:57,502
Did you know Nixon
1018
00:40:57,526 --> 00:41:00,138
delivered his farewell address here?
1019
00:41:00,162 --> 00:41:03,814
Hmm. Well, I'm telling
you this as a friend.
1020
00:41:04,699 --> 00:41:07,912
68% of the public is
against impeachment.
1021
00:41:07,936 --> 00:41:10,821
The American people
aren't with you on this.
1022
00:41:12,073 --> 00:41:15,753
I have one superpower, Carlos.
1023
00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:19,229
I never, ever quit.
1024
00:41:21,516 --> 00:41:24,662
- Is this guilty dogs?
- No. And what?
1025
00:41:24,686 --> 00:41:26,664
It's that guy, Shawn Olson.
1026
00:41:26,688 --> 00:41:29,000
He got banned from YoureVid
and now he's ranting
1027
00:41:29,024 --> 00:41:31,869
at some dude for stealing
his parking spot.
1028
00:41:31,893 --> 00:41:33,493
- How about some eggs?
- Oh, I love this.
1029
00:41:35,297 --> 00:41:37,441
Hey! Ow! Stinkin' communist!
1030
00:41:38,867 --> 00:41:40,344
What's that?
1031
00:41:40,368 --> 00:41:42,880
It's that, uh,
that crazy guy Shawn Olson.
1032
00:41:42,904 --> 00:41:45,416
He's freaking out in a parking lot.
1033
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,552
Communist! Hey! God! Snowflake!
1034
00:41:47,576 --> 00:41:49,353
Oh, my God.
1035
00:41:49,377 --> 00:41:52,890
Wow, that's, uh,
that's hilarious, yeah.
1036
00:41:52,914 --> 00:41:54,592
Wait, you don't want to see the end?
1037
00:41:54,616 --> 00:41:56,861
I mean, the-the bad guy
has egg on his face.
1038
00:41:56,885 --> 00:41:59,530
It's good enough for me. Uh...
1039
00:41:59,554 --> 00:42:01,032
Wait, what is that?
1040
00:42:01,056 --> 00:42:03,868
- What?
- This.
1041
00:42:03,892 --> 00:42:05,203
That?
1042
00:42:05,227 --> 00:42:06,704
- That.
- Passion fruit.
1043
00:42:06,728 --> 00:42:09,807
What? I got it for you because...
1044
00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:12,176
Well, you know, in case you were sad
1045
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,379
about skipping Guyana.
1046
00:42:15,403 --> 00:42:17,554
Are you?
1047
00:42:33,892 --> 00:42:40,042
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