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Good morning.

Morning.

Did you just jerk off?

No...

To an engine-generator
advertisement?

I just scratched my balls a bit.

There are things to do.
- My back hurts.

Maybe you should
sleep in our bed.

Neither of us would get sleep.
- I can sleep here tonight.

You can sleep
in our bed with Lumi.

I'll be all right.
- You sure?

There's coffee.
You could change her diapers.

Happy birthday.

You want a quickie?
Or is your back still sore?

Huh?

What are you doing?

I had to put napkins on
the shopping list before I forget.

What's going on? - It would be
embarrassing to not have napkins.

I meant the quickie.

We haven't had sex in two weeks.
- You keep track?

It affects our relationship
and Lumi's development.

Lumi will become a psychopath -

if we don't have sex twice a month?
- For many people once is enough.

Who do you talk to
about this stuff'!

I read it on the Internet.
- Right. - Hush.

She'll be all right for a moment.

Don't go.
- Hush.

It would only take
a couple of minutes.

Isn't it easier to breathe here?

It's so cute
how much you love Lapland.

If you sold your tiny
apartment in the south, -

you could buy a house
here by the river.

You could fish for salmon.

I could teach Siiri
to row the boat.

We can't move here.
Her dad lives down south.

She can go see him on holidays.
And he can visit us here.

Right. Let's go.

I'll also teach him
how to row the boat.

All right. You sit there and poop.

I'm interacting with you.
You got it'!

Try. Can you poop?

Poop.

Take your time.
Daddy's going to play a little.

Yes. Yes. Try pooping.

You can't leave
while Daddy's playing.

Inari. Hi!

Loony! Where are you?

Here you are.

Perfect.

I can't wait to see your new home.

It looked nice in the photos,
didn't it? - Yes.

It wasn't even finished
in the photos.

But now it's nice.

Everything's okay.
I'll just clean it up.

Bring your bags.
You'll be sleeping here.

Hi.
- Howdy.

Doesn't she give you food?

Are you trying to bulk up?

Hi, Janne. You've lost weight.
- Hi.

Happy birthday, Lumi.

Hi! We came early.

Janne's mom and dad.
My mom. Marjukka.

Hi.

Nice decorations.

I would've washed your windows
if you had asked me.

That's right.

So full of light.
- I could've washed the windows.

Where's the carpet?
- The what?

The carpet.

I put it away so that the kids
won't make a mess on it.

I bought it for the party.

Kämäräinen is allergic
to shaggy carpets.

What are you talking about?

Leave it there.
- What are you doing?

Please come sit down.

It might not be a good idea...

Why do those kinds of accidents
happen to you but never to me?

Loony is going through a phase...
- Her name is Lumi!

I'm away for a moment,
and the place is full of shit.

She only shit on the carpet.

Isn't it good that she shit
before the party started?

Is that a Siberian jay
singing in the pine tree?

What do they say about
handling these kinds of situations?

Who?
- Your Internet.

It's just a carpet.
I'll get you a new one. - NOW?

Not now. After Christmas
when they're on sale.

Of course.

What?

The temperature might drop
below zero tonight.

I don't know about that.

How's your relationship?

It's okay. Semi bueno.

Loony just keeps us up at night.

And I can't really go out anymore.

And even if I did,
all my friends have moved away.

I get cabin fever, since
there's no work in the summer.

Life in the south isn't easy,
either.

Life is so hectic in the big city.

Is it really?
- Yes.

Oh shit.
- That's right.

PEN-15

What's up, dickheads?

Sorry I'm late. I had to
fix my PEN-15 for tonight.

Where's the birthday girl?

Inside. It's a bit tense in there.

How many decibels does this have?

It's measured on the Richter scale.

Is Inari pissed off?
- More or less.

Careful. The bass can kill you.
- Right.

You can enter
one of those competitions -

to see who's got the loudest music
in the car.

Don't touch the stereo
with your dirty hands.

Give this to Lumi.

I gotta go put a suit on.
This night is mine.

If it's so boring here, -

come crash the wedding tonight
in Ylläs.

It's going to be
an awesome party.

Everybody's going to be there.

The party went well.

You can't smell the poop
here in the kitchen.

Is everything all right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Lumi just hasn't been
sleeping well lately.

They're good dickheads.

See ya.

You can come if you bring ten jars
of chewing tobacco.

Go to Sweden to get it.
I'll handle the rest.

I don't know if I have time.

I promised to take Marjukka
to the river in a rowboat.

I don't frigging believe this.

Big men like you
under your women's thumbs.

Your missuses will be fine.

And you look like
you haven't slept in a week.

Live a little.

C'mon,
you're the Godzilla of Kolari.

We could go get you a suit
from your mom's place.

Have you been anywhere
by yourself since Lumi was born?

I've been...
- Where?

I've been to the library
and the hair salon.

I mean, my hairdresser
friend came over.

That's not good.
Believe me. I ruined one marriage.

Lumi will only sleep next to me.
- Something has to change.

You'll get cabin fever here
if you haven't got it already.

Don't be sissies now.

Don't ask for permission.
just tell your ladies you're going.

I'll do the talking.

Kämäräinen just dropped by.

He said hi and
left a birthday present.

He asked if we wanted...

We're going out.
You're staying home with Lumi.

We got invited to Kemppainen's
wedding. - You don't know him.

Everybody's going.
My floorball buddies too.

You went fishing last summer
and to a karaoke festival

The festival was last year.

Inari hasn't been anywhere
since Lumi was born a year ago.

You haven't wanted to.
- Now she does.

I already reserved a table in Levi.

We were supposed to go
rowing and visit my mom.

She was going to make reindeer
stew. - We can see her later.

Go out tomorrow night.
- No, tonight.

I wonder if Lumi has a fever.

She's teething.

Inari.
- Why don't you go out by yourself.

Inari doesn't even want to go.

Right?
- I actually do want to go.

This is for your own good.

It's like an investment for you
when mommies party.

I've got just the right dress
for tonight.

What will I wear?
I only have maternity clothes.

Why don't you take her
for a change.

She'll eat more
if you make the airplane sound.

And no drinking.
- Yeah.

Let's go. Bye!
- Mommy's going to be home late.

Don't stay up late. It's your turn
to wake up early tomorrow.

Call me if there's anything.
- The taxi's here!

We can have
a boys' night tomorrow.

The wedding is tonight.

She'll eat more
if you make the airplane sound.

Let's have a boys' night
here tonight.

Shoot the zombie.

Hi. - Where are you?
This party is great.

They've got whisky and rum
and illegally hot women, -

all the way from France.

You won't believe the tits
I just saw. - Uh-huh.

I've never seen
necklines like these.

There were
a couple of variables, -

and we had to stay home
with the kid. - What?

I told everyone you'd bring chewing
tobacco. - Sorry, no can do.

Oh shit.
Okay, dickheads, I gotta go.

You can orgasm
just by sitting on my subwoofer.

What an idiot.

Lesbians.

Lumi sleeps really tight, you know.

You finally see
that you can choose

And you don't need
anyone's authorization

You're too beautiful
to feel humiliation

And you've got
absolutely nothing to lose

So live your life

So live your life

What are you doing?
- What do you mean?

You're wiggling. - I'm training
my pelvic floor muscles.

Why?

I've heard it can start hanging.
- What?

The uterus. - How about
we just let them hang tonight?

I'm worried about Lumi.

She'll be fine.
Tapio is really responsible.

You have to let Janne be a dad
in his own way and trust him.

We can't go to a wedding
with a one-year-old.

We'll have one drink.
- This late?

She sleeps in the car
better than in her bed.

I'll take the baby monitor.

If Marjukka finds out, -

she won't move up here.
- We'll be home before them.

We'll go through the backdoor
and take your old car.

I've tried so hard to be
responsible and all. - You are.

If I get caught...
- They won't find out.

What if they do?
- They won't.

We'll have just one drink.
Or two.

What could go wrong?

What are these?

Muslin cloths. Inari says
you always need them.

A lot of them.

Can we go someplace else?
- Why?

They have
the Foliage Festival here.

I kinda know the owner.
Janne is jealous of him.

That's great.

Come on.

TIT- 5

Nice bow tie.
- Look in the mirror, fatso.

I inherited the suit
from my old man.

Goddammit.

Don't slam the doors, dammit.

Thanks.

Ten packs of chewing tobacco,
please. - We're all out.

Huh?

How is that possible?

The Reindeer Lord bought it all.
- The Reindeer Lord?

Sell me some of yours.
I'll pay extra. - I sold them.

To who?
- To the people over there.

The jerk-offs from Kittilä.

Let's go.
They have superior numbers.

Are you interested in cash?

What do you want, hippie?

I figured out you've got ten packs
of chewing tobacco. - Yeah?

I'll give you 60 euros.
- Get the fuck out of here.

Fine. 70 euros.
- 1000 euros. Special offer.

Homos.

What a bunch of assholes.

Räihä.
- What?

Just a moment.

Go! Go!
- just a moment.

Step on the gas! Drive!

Yay, General chewing tobacco!

Did you get your ass kicked?
- No, I ran into the door.

Are they behind us?
- No.

We tried the nice way first.

Where's Loony?
- Who?

The girl!

Did we leave her in Sweden?

Mikko, Mikko, Mikko.
Come take a picture with us, boss.

That's it. Thanks.

You better eat
so you don't get hungry.

Could you order two blueberry shots
for me as a preparatif?

Pretend you're ordering them
for yourself.

Why? - I'm planning on
having five drinks tonight.

I want to drink them fast.
It would be embarrassing -

for the mother of a small child
to order them.

Who cares?
- People gossip so much here.

That's my second cousin.
- Right.

Well, look at you.
Long time no see.

Hi, I'm Mikko.
- Marjukka.

I'm the owner.
- Oh.

Oh.
- You're having a night off?

Yeah, I needed
to get out of the house.

Is it just you girls?

Oh yes.

The guys stayed home
with the baby.

That was the right thing to do.

We're having the kickoff
for the Foliage Festival-

in the night club.
You're welcome to join us.

Yeah.
- That was our plan actually.

Marjukka and I could eat now...
- I'll put you on the VIP list.

These are on the house.
- Oh no, we'll pay...

Oh no, [won't let you.
I'm sorry, but I have to go.

Have fun.
- Thanks.

If you have time later,
I could show you around.

I mean, show you around the hotel.

We have a new suite named Inari.

I didn't name it Inari
because I'm obsessed with you.

I named it after Inari,
the municipality.

The meeting room is
named after Sodankylä.

Local place names, you know.

Maybe I'll see you later.

I don't understand you. He's cute.

The car seat is shitty.
The belt is too loose.

We're in deep shit.
- She can't have walked far.

Kids do this all the time.
There's nothing to worry about.

What do we do now?

Wait here.

I want to apologize.

Things got out of hand.
I was thinking about the old days.

Yeah. Okay then.

The kid isn't yours, is it'!

We met a couple on the bridge.
They had lost their baby.

We could take her to them.
They were pretty panicky.

This was just horseplay.

You have a kid in the car.
You're not drunk, are you? - No.

She could've been hit by a car.
- Does the car have safety locks?

Yes. - No, it doesn't.
- You're right.

No safety locks.

But you have a car seat, right?
- Of course I do.

But she managed to wriggle out
from under the belt.

Okay, let's take a look.

You have to hold this thing
in the back to tighten the belt.

Shouldn't the car seat face
the rear? - In my car it does.

Yeah, in your car. The seat
doesn't help if the belt is loose.

True.
- That's right.

These things are complicated.

I guess we'll get going.
- Soon it'll be time to go to bed.

That's right.

It will.

Have a good journey.
- Drive safely.

Your daughter's rabbit.

By the way- -

we have a peer support group
for local dads.

Don't hesitate getting help
if you have a problem.

Good luck, homos.

What a bunch of assholes.

Lumi, you can't walk off like that
and ruin dad's night out.

What is it?

Shouldn't we just head home?

What? After something that minor?

Lumi is going to fall asleep soon.

We came all the way here to get
the chewing tobacco and all.

Your house is less than a kilometer
from here. - Over one kilometer.

I'll put the baby monitor
in my pocket.

She can't get
out of her seat again.

Räihä.
It'll all work out for the best.

Trust me.

Dammit.

That's the way.
Let's hit the party.

Do I smell poop here?

Dude, it was a cloth diaper.

A what?
- Inari keeps track of them.

Just a second.
She'll fall asleep soon.

“Flat Tire Repair Kit'

“You'll find the kit
in the glove compartment.'

“It includes:
a sealant cartridge A, -

which contains liquid sealant.'

“A tire inflator B.“

“A sticker C
with the following text..."

What is it?

I just called to see
how you're doing.

Everything's good.
Where are you?

We just had dinner.
Did you give Lumi her eardrops?

Yes. So, where are you?

We're at Little Mikko's hotel

Marjukka forced me to come. They
have the Foliage Festival here.

Are you outside?

I went to get soda from the store.

Why couldn't Räihä get it?
What if Lumi wakes up?

Jesus...
- What?

I hope you're having a lot fun
because we sure aren't.

Was this too much
to ask from you?

Maybe you should've
thought about that when...

What? - When you said
you forgot to take the Pill.

Excuse me?

"...when the compressor
is turned off.'

I didn't want a kid yet.

Why should I be so excited
about staying home with her?

You didn't say anything back then.

Of course not because you
were already packing your stuff.

How's the food at Mikko's hotel?

Fuck you.

I think she fell asleep.

Look who I found.

Did you like the food?
- Oh yes.

Would you like
to show me around now?

Check, check. One, two, one, two.

Now we'll have some fun, dammit.

Trés bun.

And I can also put some
music if you like.

Do you like Serge
Gainsbourg?

Look me in the eye.

And stop staring at my tits. Idiot.
- But wait. Maybe...

Hi.
- Oh hi, dickheads.

We finally made it.
- Great. Nice bow tie.

General chewing tobacco.
We've only got one jar, though.

I asked the Reindeer Lord
to bring me some.

Put it on the table.

I got 9.9 problems,
but the bitch ain't one.

The Reindeer Lord, dammit.

Catch this!

You're not welcome here.
- I don't steal from friends.

I'm family.
- You're wanted by the police.

You're some relatives.
You should be ashamed.

I'm pretty happy
with the way the lobby looks.

It has processor-controlled
air conditioning.

The VIP lounges and rooms
are upstairs.

Just a moment, okay?
- Sure.

You go with him. I'll go to the bar.
- I'm not going alone.

What do you need me for?

Go water your womanhood.

Take the cardigan off.
It's prudish.

My tits will show.
- That's good.

I'll do the same.

This is embarrassing, but I just
want to make sure you understand.

Tapio and I have had a dry spell
in bed for quite some time now.

Can we agree that what happens
on girls' night out -

stays on girls' night out?

It's not that I'm actively
looking for someone.

See you soon.

This way.

Listen.

Just one thing.

If you tell anyone that I've been
here with you looking at a suite, -

I'll never forgive you.

Are you talking
about the last time?

I'm not like that really.

I apologize for trying
to destroy your relationship -

by being...-

...so dumb
and showing you my dick.

I was going through
a difficult phase in life.

I'm doing a lot better
in many ways. - I see.

I see a psychotherapist.

I also took antidepressants,
but I quit them.

I do yoga three times a week.

Because I've had a pretty complex
relationship with my...

I've felt insecure
and I've had to -

compensate for it
with all kinds of stupid things.

But I've managed
to process it pretty good.

The biggest in Lapland.

That's what I've heard

I've been thinking
about their words

Our young days
are a great adventure

Go on an adventure
Marvel at the world

Kiss me now -

and you can fuck me all night long.

I'm sorry I don't speak French.
But maybe some drinks.

Wow.

I have a kid in the car.
Babysitter stuff.

Probably nothing.

Stop! Stop!

He went on and on -

about how our daughter's
nickname should be Loony.

Now he calls her that
all the time just to spite me.

I can't drink any more.
- There's a drop left.

And she's not a priority for him.

Sometimes I feel
like I have two kids.

I've heard that those years when
your children are small are hard.

You just have to try to survive.
It'll get better.

You really have changed.

Unlike some others.

Kämäräinen, I need your car!
- Why?

That speed head
from Rovaniemi stole my car.

I gotta catch him.
- He'll just drive home.

Loony is in the car. I'm serious.
- What?

I'll go get Räihä.

Räihä!

Why did you bring the kid with you?

I guess you can't leave
a kid at home alone at that age.

Speed might actually improve
the guy's reaction time.

There he is. Stop the car.

Quick. Get out.
- Yeah, yeah.

I shouldn't have drunk this much.
I have no tolerance whatsoever.

I still think of you every day.

I gotta go,

How many fucking
phone numbers can he have.

Connect to that one then.

They can't be inside. Obviously.

It's ringing.

Hello'!
- Hello. You have the kid with you?

Who's asking?
- The father.

Can you give me
a description of your child?

Stop bullshitting and
bring the kid back immediately.

You seem pretty upset.
I'll get back to you -

when you've calmed down.
- Wait a minute...

Goddammit.

The signal is coming from there.

What the hell have you done?

You sure know how to twerk.

Isn't there anybody
between the age of 18 and 70 here?

I'm 19.

Keep an eye on this, kids.
I'll go take a shit.

You have a cigarette?

I'm Marjukka.

I'm Jorma.

They also call me
the Cocksman of Pello.

Thank you, God.

The same room as always.

Breakfast will be sewed...

Fucking Foliage Festival.

Just a moment. Stay right there.

Inari, it's nice that you called,
but I can't talk right now.

Easy, slow down.

Straight ahead.

MILITARY SHOOTING RANGE
No TRESPASSING

He was hanging from the birdcage
and watching porn.

I didn't lead him on at all.

Calm down.
It's probably just a concussion.

Mikko, I'm Marjukka. I'm a nurse.

It was a real good idea
to water my womanhood.

I'm fucking blossoming.

I'll give you five words,
and you have to repeat them...

Shut up.
Mikko, you hit your head.

Inari, what are you doing here?

I'll call the front desk for help.

You can't tell anyone I was here.
You promised me that.

Did we make love?
- Fuck...

I can't ask anybody to come here.

He'll tell I was here.
People will gossip.

Janne will find out
and I'll lose my reputation.

We can't leave him here alone.
- This is a nightmare.

I'll have to move down south.

Mikko, you have to come
inaugurate the festival.

People are waiting.

You haven't passed out again,
have you'!

I'll come in if you don't answer.

I was just in the bathroom. Hi.

Is Mikko here?
- No. He left.

Where?
- To the Foliage Festival

I mean, he went
to inaugurate the festival.

That way.

I bet she's coming back
with a security guard.

We'll take Mikko to his house.
He lives close-by.

He won't tell anyone
when he's back to normal.

Goddammit.

What have I done to deserve this?

They must be somewhere
in that sector.

I just wanted to have fun,
even though I have a kid.

Is that too much to ask? What?

Why tonight? Tonight was
supposed to be my night.

No one was interested in
your subwoofer at the wedding.

Look. ls that a tank?
- A what?

Their tracks look different
from a harvester's tracks.

That's not a real tank.
- There's another.

And a third one.

What are they doing?

No frigging way-

What? - I'll go tell this one guy
that I'll be gone for a moment.

"O!

Oh shit.

Living in the south isn't
the reason. - Reason for what?

For nothing.

I just don't love Marjukka.

Why are you telling me this nova?
- I don't know.

I thought she would be
gentle and motherly.

Like when she was in the topless
photo in the computer game? - Yeah.

She's actually pretty heartless
and bossy. - Right.

I don't think I even have the guts
to break up with her.

Let's go.

You always say stupid things
when you're drunk.

I didn't come here to talk.
- Give me more.

Oh.

Where's Mikko?

He must've gone back to the road.

Where's the road?
- I have no clue.

Can you turn up the volume
on your car stereo -

with your remote control?
- Yeah.

You hear that?

Can you turn it up even more?

I hope there's no one near the car.

Everything's okay.

We have wet wipes.

I have a flat tire.

Do you speak German?

Where you headed?
- Hotel Big Mikko.

Big Mikko. I'm coming with you.

Let's go. They're going
to Little Mikko's hotel.

Oh shit.
- What?

The girls are there.

What's going on here?

Inari. What are you doing here,
looking like that?

We were having a girls' night out
in the sauna -

when we saw him
wandering around drunk.

It's Little Mikko.
- Oh my God.

Are you in pain? - Did we already
make love? Was I good?

He's delirious.
He must have a concussion.

Please go get ice. We'll stay here.
- Shouldn't we call an ambulance?

The ice is enough. I'm a nurse.

Let's take him to an empty room
and see what happens. - Yes.

Oh no! I'm sorry.

Everything's okay. This is
actually our room. I know him.

You do?
- Yeah.

Who is he?
- The Cocksman of Pello.

Three grams of hash
is routine

I'll top it off
with some amphetamine

Then I'll drink twenty...

This smell is terrible.

Oh shitballs, if Inari finds out...

This was supposed to be my night.

I put cornrows in my hair and all.

If I pull through this,
I promise to potty train Lumi.

It's a hell of a lot of work.

That's the car.

That's going to the fifth floor.

What are you doing?
- Making money.

You need skills, not luck,
to play this. - Stop.

There's no one inside.

Pretty impressive. - The lights
are tacky. A gaudy palace.

Dickheads.

Check the restaurant.

I'll check the lobby
and try to get to the roof.

A suspicious-looking young man
abandoned this baby in the lobby.

We have a 24-hour rule
in missing persons cases.

Missing persons cases, my ass.

This is Unit 3. Do you read me?

Bend the cord at the bottom.
- Where?

I'll show you.
- Do you read me?

Do you read me?
This is Unit 3.

Yes, I read you.

Has anyone reported
a small child missing?

No. Why?

Well, this...

Inari, you have
a painkiller for Mikko?

Paracetamol would be best.
- Yes.

Oh shit...
- What?

I left my purse in the suite.
My driver's license is in it.

You stay here.

Inari!

Inari.

Lumi! Lumi!

Listen.

Have you seen a child...

Mikko, dammit.

Goddammit.

Should we call the dispatcher?
- And tell him we lost a child?

Goddammit.

Sorry, but I have to take this.

Hi? What's up? Hello?

I've been thinking about us...

Yeah?

I don't think it's working.

She came here. I saw her
on the security camera.

Honey calling. Honey calling.

Honey calling. Honey calling.

Honey calling. Honey calling.

Hi.

Everything's good.

Can I call you back in a minute?

Where are you going?

A dry apple cider, please.

This is not a pool bar.

I'm sorry.

You want ice?

You see her?

I'm a pretty shitty dad, huh?

I have to call emergency.

Yes, you do.

Someone might've
already found her.

Inari's going to kill me.

How did you lose her?

Well, there were
a couple of variables.

Has someone already called
emergency about her?

Well, we can ask
the dispatcher again.

But I don't think
anyone has called.

Sauli, you screwed up again.

Why didn't you take the child back?
- He would've hit me.

You sure you left the child
at reception? - Yeah.

But he left her in the car and
went to a wedding to get drunk.

That's irresponsible. - Someone's
taken her from reception.

Could the receptionist
make an announcement?

Good idea. I guess
you won't need me anymore.

Don't go anywhere. - Why
are you giving me a hard time?

He's neglected his child.
He should be handcuffed.

And he's violent.

I don't care.
As long as we find my child.

Jesus, I'm a shitty dad.

Wait a moment.

This might look like
he's a really lousy father, -

but there's really been
quite a few variables.

Look.

He packed this bag by himself.

At least I don't understand
what you do with all this stuff.

As a dad, he might get
5.5 points out of 10, -

but that's better than failed.

We all make mistakes.

I once lost my child as well.

Wouldn't it be better
if we men tried to find her?

I mean, if your ladies are here.

Are you okay?

A reindeer's head
exploded in my car.

Because of sound pressure?
- Yeah.

I've wasted five years
of my life, -

thinking I'd get a girlfriend
with this car.

You compete?

What series?

Semiunlimited, 3500 watts.

I don't think you'll get
a girlfriend with that.

You should compete
in the Unlimited 9000.

Maybe you should come
to my sauna to clean up?

Lumi!

Lumi!

“An: - Hi.
This is Verisure Home Security.

Am I talking to Mikko Ala-Naappa?

Yeah. That's me.

I just got an alarm -

from your residence
at Nilivaarantie Road 2.

Is it possible that you forgot
to tum the alarm off?

May I check the security
camera footage? - Sure.

I see a man in his early forties
and a small child.

A short man?
- Yes, you could say that.

Don't ask.

I dried these with a blow-dryer.
- Thanks.

You think we've partied enough?

Hello'!

No, I'm not delirious.

That's right.

Come see for yourself.

I'm sure he'll call Inari.

I knew it.

Hi.
- How's everything?

Everything's good.

I'm tired.
I was just brushing my teeth.

Good.

I'm sorry about the call earlier.

No, I'm sorry for not letting
you be a dad in your own way.

Maybe it's been a good thing.

I've been too rigid.

I'm not a perfect mom myself.
- Yes, you are.

I wouldn't even want to be.

Do you know
why Little Mikko called me -

and said that he found Lumi
wandering behind the hotel?

What? She's sleeping in her bed.

Where are you?

We're going to take
a taxi home soon.

I wonder why Mikko called
and said that.

Mikko is nuts.

Lumi's crying. I gotta go. Kisses.
- Bye.

Shit. The girls are
on their way home.

Look at those guys behind the door.

Lumi.
Daddy's here to take you home.

What's up, Mikko?
Open the door, will ya?

You stunted dick, give me
my child or I'll break the glass.

You can try.

I'll give you a million volts
if you succeed.

Boys.

Let a pro show you how to do it.

Lumi.

That's really dangerous.

Doesn't it have a safety?
- It's not on.

Tell her to shoot him.
- What?

He's a zombie.
- No.

Stupid. She might shoot herself.

Don't point it at yourself.

Mikko, take it from her.
You're closer.

Give me the gun.

Don't point it at yourself.

Okay, Lumi, we're going home.

Hey thanks.
I really needed a night out.

Considering
how crazy this place is, -

I suggest you stay home.
- I will.

Which one was your house?
Oh, there it is.

Put her in her bed.

Goodnight.

Hi.

I couldn't sleep.
- Oh.

How was your evening?

It all worked out for the best
in the end. - Good.

How was your evening?
- What do you mean?

I just asked.
- Oh yeah. Yeah.

We took it pretty easy.
We ate and stuff.

How did it go with Lumi?
- Really well.

But she must be teething.
She cried quite a bit.

What was that?

It must be the wind,
rattling the window.

Wait. Wait.

I've been thinking
about moving back here.

But I'd like to come to the south
to see Siiri every now and then.

If it's okay with you.

Of course. That would be nice.

Should I get into bed with you,
or should I...

If you promise me you won't sleep.

How did you get her
to sleep in her own bed?

Daddies know the tricks.

You're the earth
and the warmth it brings

Beneath my feet in the spring

This burning desire is irresistible

You make me invincible

You will always be my girl

Even if I conquer the world

What would I have if ever you left?

Nothing at all, a life bereft

In my world you're everything

DIRECTED BY TEPPO AIRAKSINEN
WRITTEN BY PEKKO PESONEN

PRODUCED BY OLLI HAIKKA
AND JARKKO HENTULA

Translated by Aretta Vähälä
Proofread by Rich Lyons