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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,411 ?? 2 00:00:02,412 --> 00:00:03,701 Sr. Senior Jr.: WHERE IS MY PAPA? 3 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:05,993 I HAVE FOR YOU A SURPRISING SURPRISE. 4 00:00:05,997 --> 00:00:08,036 I AM IN THE LIVING LAIR, MY SON. 5 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:11,078 THE HENCHMEN CATALOGUE ARRIVED TODAY. 6 00:00:11,082 --> 00:00:12,002 OOH HOO HOO. 7 00:00:12,004 --> 00:00:14,212 THE NEW MINI-SUB IS NICE. 8 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,214 NOTE THE DVD PLAYER IN THE BACKSEAT. 9 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:17,586 FATHER, I... NOW WAIT, WAIT. 10 00:00:17,589 --> 00:00:19,218 BEFORE YOU SPEAK, TELL ME, 11 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,010 HAVE YOU DONE YOUR CHORES? 12 00:00:20,012 --> 00:00:22,630 CLEAN MY ROOM OR SCOUT A TARGET LOCATION 13 00:00:22,634 --> 00:00:23,933 FOR SOME EVIL DEED? 14 00:00:23,935 --> 00:00:25,134 THE SECOND ONE. 15 00:00:25,137 --> 00:00:27,096 WELL, I HAVE NOT ONLY LOCATED 16 00:00:27,099 --> 00:00:28,228 A TARGET VIA SATELLITE, 17 00:00:28,230 --> 00:00:30,519 BUT HAVE ASSEMBLED A TEAM OF HENCHPERSONS 18 00:00:30,522 --> 00:00:31,731 WITH WHICH TO STEAL IT. 19 00:00:31,733 --> 00:00:33,732 WELL, WHO HAS TAKEN MY LAZY SON 20 00:00:33,735 --> 00:00:38,854 AND REPLACED HIM WITH THIS ENERGETIC AND RESPONSIBLE EVILDOER? 21 00:00:38,861 --> 00:00:40,820 TELL ME, WHAT IS THIS EXCITING TARGET? 22 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:41,992 THE TOWER OF LONDON. 23 00:00:41,994 --> 00:00:44,783 IT IS A BIG TOWER FILLED WITH JEWELS. 24 00:00:44,787 --> 00:00:47,036 YES. THE CROWN JEWELS. 25 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:47,499 VERY GOOD, SON. 26 00:00:47,501 --> 00:00:50,919 PERHAPS I MAY KEEP JUST ONE JEWEL-ENCRUSTED DOODAH FROM THE TOWER 27 00:00:50,923 --> 00:00:54,622 TO FUND MY DRIVE TO BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL TEEN POP SENSATION? 28 00:00:54,627 --> 00:00:57,507 OH, TAKE 2. THEY'RE SMALL. 29 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:01,909 MYSTERIOUS BLACK CHOPPERS, 30 00:01:01,913 --> 00:01:05,323 FOLLOW ME TO... THE TOWER OF LONDON. 31 00:01:09,791 --> 00:01:11,330 ? I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ? 32 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:12,962 ? AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ? 33 00:01:12,964 --> 00:01:17,383 ? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ? 34 00:01:17,389 --> 00:01:19,468 ? THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ? 35 00:01:19,471 --> 00:01:21,140 ? WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ? 36 00:01:21,143 --> 00:01:22,552 ? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ? 37 00:01:22,554 --> 00:01:24,263 ? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ? 38 00:01:24,266 --> 00:01:28,145 ? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ? 39 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:31,349 ? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ? 40 00:01:31,353 --> 00:01:32,153 ? KIM POSSIBLE ? 41 00:01:32,155 --> 00:01:34,233 ? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ? 42 00:01:34,236 --> 00:01:36,195 ? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME, IT'S OK ? 43 00:01:36,198 --> 00:01:38,237 ? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ? 44 00:01:38,241 --> 00:01:40,240 ? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ? 45 00:01:40,243 --> 00:01:42,322 ? CALL ME, BEEP ME ? 46 00:01:42,325 --> 00:01:43,994 ? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ? 47 00:01:43,997 --> 00:01:46,826 ? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE, DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ? 48 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:48,039 ? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ? 49 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:51,710 ? I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ? 50 00:01:51,715 --> 00:01:55,874 ? DANGER OR TROUBLE, I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ? 51 00:01:55,879 --> 00:01:58,638 ? YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ? 52 00:01:58,642 --> 00:02:00,931 ? KIM POSSIBLE ? 53 00:02:00,934 --> 00:02:01,514 SO WHAT'S THE SITCH? 54 00:02:01,516 --> 00:02:05,145 ? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ? 55 00:02:07,691 --> 00:02:08,691 THANKS FOR THE LIFT, MR. MERLE. 56 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,351 LEAST I COULD DO AFTER YOU SAVED MY RIG 57 00:02:10,354 --> 00:02:11,693 BACK THERE ON HIGHWAY 99. 58 00:02:11,695 --> 00:02:14,984 YEAH. 18 BLOWOUTS. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? 59 00:02:14,989 --> 00:02:15,569 I DON'T GET IT, KIM. 60 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,528 WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED SUPERVILLAIN 61 00:02:17,531 --> 00:02:20,320 STEALS THE WORLD'S LARGEST CEMENT SWIRLY CONE? 62 00:02:20,324 --> 00:02:22,243 A NOT SO SUPERVILLAIN? 63 00:02:22,246 --> 00:02:25,205 HEY! LET'S SPIN BY THE SCHOOL WITH THIS BABY, 64 00:02:25,209 --> 00:02:26,998 AND I'LL BE KNOWN AS THE BIG SWIRLY SAVER. 65 00:02:27,001 --> 00:02:29,330 JUST MIGHT IMPRESS THE LADIES. 66 00:02:29,334 --> 00:02:30,044 WHICH LADIES? 67 00:02:30,045 --> 00:02:33,123 UM, YEAH. GIANT SWIRLY-LOVING LADIES? 68 00:02:33,128 --> 00:02:34,467 YEAH. [BEEP] 69 00:02:34,469 --> 00:02:37,548 KIM, RON. I JUST INTERCEPTED A COMMUNIQU� 70 00:02:37,552 --> 00:02:39,261 FROM SR. SENIOR, JR. 71 00:02:39,264 --> 00:02:41,183 I THINK HE'S PLANNING TO STEAL THE TOWER OF LONDON. 72 00:02:41,186 --> 00:02:45,595 WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY THE WORLD'S LARGEST CEMENT SWIRLY, NOW IS IT? 73 00:02:45,601 --> 00:02:47,350 SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT, THOUGH. 74 00:02:47,352 --> 00:02:47,772 IT'S JUNIOR. 75 00:02:47,774 --> 00:02:50,522 SEE, HIS TARGET IS THE TOWER OF LONDON... 76 00:02:50,526 --> 00:02:51,146 UH-HUH. 77 00:02:51,147 --> 00:02:52,315 BUT HE'S ON HIS WAY TO NEW ZEALAND. 78 00:02:52,318 --> 00:02:55,607 I'LL ADMIT THAT GEOGRAPHY IS BUT ONE OF MANY SUBJECTS 79 00:02:55,611 --> 00:02:59,320 IN WHICH I HAVE SCORED A GENTLEMAN "C," BUT ISN'T... 80 00:02:59,325 --> 00:03:01,154 THE TOWER OF LONDON IN ENGLAND? 81 00:03:01,157 --> 00:03:04,616 Sr. Senior Jr.: THERE, UP AHEAD, OUR TARGET. 82 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:07,289 I CAN SMELL THE DIAMONDS AND RUBIES NOW. 83 00:03:07,293 --> 00:03:08,372 [TAKES DEEP BREATH] 84 00:03:08,374 --> 00:03:11,163 AND BANGERS AND MASH, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN. 85 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:12,756 THE ENCYCLOPEDIA SAID THE JEWELS 86 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,628 ARE KEPT IN THAT BUILDING JUST BELOW. 87 00:03:14,631 --> 00:03:15,631 HA HA! THE TOWER. 88 00:03:15,633 --> 00:03:19,672 NOW THE SHINY JEWELS INSIDE ARE OURS FOR THE TAKING! 89 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:26,679 MYSTERIOUS BLACK CHOPPERS, INITIATE OPERATION. 90 00:03:26,683 --> 00:03:29,183 STEAL THE TOWER OF LONDON. 91 00:03:30,187 --> 00:03:31,896 THAT'S IT. A LITTLE LOWER. 92 00:03:31,899 --> 00:03:34,028 OH, THIS IS WAY TOO EASY. 93 00:03:34,031 --> 00:03:34,611 WHITE CHOPPER? 94 00:03:34,613 --> 00:03:37,531 I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT BLACK WILL BE OUR CHOPPER COLOR TODAY. 95 00:03:37,535 --> 00:03:39,944 Kim: YOU'RE A LITTLE OFF TARGET, JUNIOR. 96 00:03:39,947 --> 00:03:41,826 LIKE 12,000 MILES. 97 00:03:41,829 --> 00:03:44,289 WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THAT? 98 00:03:45,413 --> 00:03:47,582 THANKS FOR THE LIFT, MR. HUEY. 99 00:03:47,585 --> 00:03:48,295 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 100 00:03:48,297 --> 00:03:50,255 YOUR FRIEND HERE SAID YOU COULD PAY CASH. 101 00:03:50,258 --> 00:03:53,337 HA HA. YEAH, UH, WADE COULDN'T FIND A RIDE, 102 00:03:53,341 --> 00:03:55,210 SO I LOOKED IN THE PHONE BOOK. 103 00:03:55,213 --> 00:03:56,302 GOTTA GO! 104 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:59,594 I OWE YOU A FAVOR. 105 00:04:06,515 --> 00:04:08,435 SQUIRREL SUIT THROW! 106 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:14,191 WHA...? 107 00:04:16,235 --> 00:04:19,445 KNOT-TYING'S NOT MY SKILL SET. 108 00:04:21,410 --> 00:04:23,990 FIRE! 109 00:04:25,294 --> 00:04:28,334 THANKS, RUFUS! 110 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:31,380 HMM? 111 00:04:31,382 --> 00:04:33,340 OHH... UHH... I'M FINE. 112 00:04:33,343 --> 00:04:36,503 JUST FIGHTIN' GYM CLASS FLASHBACKS. AHH! 113 00:04:41,351 --> 00:04:43,310 Sr. Senior Jr.: OHH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO CRASH! 114 00:04:43,313 --> 00:04:45,552 BLACK CHOPPERS, LAND IN THAT CLEARING. 115 00:04:45,555 --> 00:04:47,975 CAREFULLY. 116 00:04:48,518 --> 00:04:53,558 UGH. 6 HELICOPTERS EQUAL ONE TRAGIC HAIR DAY. 117 00:04:55,946 --> 00:04:58,235 OK, JUNIOR, FINGER TAUNT. 118 00:04:58,239 --> 00:05:02,118 AND I TAUNT YOU BACK WITH 3 FINGERS. 119 00:05:02,123 --> 00:05:04,332 OK, HE'S TRICKY. 120 00:05:04,335 --> 00:05:05,335 CUT! CUT! CUT! 121 00:05:05,337 --> 00:05:08,575 OK, FIRST REACTION... YOU RUINED MY SHOT. 122 00:05:08,579 --> 00:05:10,708 BUT UPON REFLECTION, THIS: 123 00:05:10,712 --> 00:05:13,461 YOU KIDS ARE EXTREME WITH 5 Xs. 124 00:05:13,464 --> 00:05:14,424 JIMMY BLAMHAMMER, 125 00:05:14,426 --> 00:05:16,674 ACTION MOVIE MAVEN, 126 00:05:16,678 --> 00:05:18,007 HOLLYWOOD, U.S.A. 127 00:05:18,009 --> 00:05:19,298 HOW DO YOU DO, MR... 128 00:05:19,301 --> 00:05:20,350 MR. BLAMHAMMER, SIR, 129 00:05:20,352 --> 00:05:21,142 IT IS AN HONOR TO MEET YOU. 130 00:05:21,143 --> 00:05:23,681 I LOVED VIOLENT REACTION I AND III 131 00:05:23,685 --> 00:05:26,974 AND REALLY LOVED VIOLENT REACTION II. OH, YEAH! 132 00:05:26,979 --> 00:05:29,148 W-W-WAIT. GO BACK. MOVIE MAVEN? 133 00:05:29,151 --> 00:05:30,230 I'M AFRAID I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. 134 00:05:30,232 --> 00:05:33,311 YOUR LITTLE HELICOPTER STUNT ALMOST BLEW OVER THE SET 135 00:05:33,315 --> 00:05:35,604 FOR MY NEWEST ACTION HEIST FLICK. 136 00:05:35,607 --> 00:05:37,446 STOLEN GOODS III. 137 00:05:37,449 --> 00:05:40,068 RATED PG-13 FOR INTENSE ACTION 138 00:05:40,072 --> 00:05:41,451 AND USE OF THE WORD "BUTT." 139 00:05:41,454 --> 00:05:45,614 SO THIS TOWER OF LONDON IS A MOVIE SET? 140 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:50,459 I CAN'T USE PYRO ON THE REAL TOWER 141 00:05:50,463 --> 00:05:51,792 AND STAY UNDER BUDGET. 142 00:05:51,794 --> 00:05:53,003 SO WE CAME TO NEW ZEALAND 143 00:05:53,006 --> 00:05:54,295 AND BUILT THIS REPLICA. 144 00:05:54,297 --> 00:05:57,296 IT LOOKS IDENTICAL TO THE REAL THING... 145 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,339 FROM SPACE. 146 00:05:58,341 --> 00:05:59,390 YEAH, THIS IS TRUE. 147 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:00,971 OK, JUNIOR, YOUR MOVE. 148 00:06:00,974 --> 00:06:06,094 AAH! EVERY HENCHMEN FOR HIMSELF! 149 00:06:17,321 --> 00:06:18,740 HMM. 150 00:06:18,742 --> 00:06:20,531 YOU HIRING? I CAN DO HAIR AND MAKEUP. 151 00:06:20,534 --> 00:06:22,283 I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A STUNT MAN. 152 00:06:22,286 --> 00:06:25,415 EH, SAY STU IN THE BIG TRAILER. 153 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:26,119 WOW! 154 00:06:26,121 --> 00:06:28,079 THAT MANEUVER YOU PULLED UP THERE... 155 00:06:28,082 --> 00:06:30,251 NO WIRES, NO DIGITAL EFFECTS. 156 00:06:30,254 --> 00:06:34,003 THAT WAS PURE, RAW ACTION! 157 00:06:34,008 --> 00:06:35,257 YOU ARE AMAZING! 158 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:37,629 YOU'RE INCREDIBLE! YOU'RE... 159 00:06:37,632 --> 00:06:38,761 KIM POSSIBLE. 160 00:06:38,763 --> 00:06:40,012 I LOVE THAT NAME! 161 00:06:40,014 --> 00:06:44,383 NEW THOUGHT: MY NEXT INTERNATIONAL ACTION MEGA BLOCKBUSTER... 162 00:06:44,389 --> 00:06:47,438 KIM POSSIBLE I. 163 00:06:47,442 --> 00:06:49,271 WHOA. A MOVIE? 164 00:06:49,274 --> 00:06:50,274 ABOUT ME? 165 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:51,894 COME ON, IT'S A NO-BRAINER. 166 00:06:51,897 --> 00:06:52,527 WAS THAT A SHOT? 167 00:06:52,528 --> 00:06:54,856 YOU HIT THE TWEEN SWEET SPOT. 168 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:55,610 ORDINARY GIRL, 169 00:06:55,612 --> 00:06:57,490 EXTRAORDINARY CIRCUMSTANCES. 170 00:06:57,493 --> 00:06:59,152 IT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW. 171 00:06:59,154 --> 00:07:01,993 I DON'T KNOW THAT I'D CALL KIM ORDINARY. 172 00:07:01,997 --> 00:07:02,957 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 173 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:05,537 ME? YEAH. OH, I'M MORE ORDINARY THAN ANYONE. 174 00:07:05,541 --> 00:07:06,960 EXTRA ORDINARY, EVEN. 175 00:07:06,963 --> 00:07:08,002 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE IN. 176 00:07:08,004 --> 00:07:09,373 IT'LL BE ABOUT BOTH OF YOU. 177 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:11,124 SO WE GET TO PLAY OURSELVES? 178 00:07:11,127 --> 00:07:12,586 AH! THAT'S FUNNY. 179 00:07:12,588 --> 00:07:14,297 NO. REALLY, YOU TWO WILL BE PLAYED 180 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,169 BY THE HOTTEST STARS IN HOLLYWOOD. 181 00:07:16,172 --> 00:07:18,211 HMM. LIKE, UH, WHO? 182 00:07:18,214 --> 00:07:20,713 I'M THINKING HEATHER AND QUINN. 183 00:07:20,717 --> 00:07:24,216 THE HEATHER AND THE QUINN? 184 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:24,480 NO WAY. 185 00:07:24,482 --> 00:07:26,140 BUT AREN'T THEY A LITTLE OLD TO PLAY US? 186 00:07:26,142 --> 00:07:28,351 HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE EXPRESSION 187 00:07:28,355 --> 00:07:29,644 "ACT YOUR AGE?" 188 00:07:29,646 --> 00:07:30,276 BUT THEY'RE 28. 189 00:07:30,278 --> 00:07:34,106 WHAT DID I SAY? THEY'LL BE ACTING YOUR AGE, 190 00:07:34,111 --> 00:07:35,280 NOT THEIR AGE. 191 00:07:35,282 --> 00:07:37,611 SEE? IT'S HOLLYWOOD MAGIC. 192 00:07:37,614 --> 00:07:38,903 Rufus: HMM. HELLO? 193 00:07:38,906 --> 00:07:42,235 AND THE MOLE RAT WILL BE C.G.I. 194 00:07:42,239 --> 00:07:44,238 THAT WAY, HE CAN TALK. 195 00:07:44,241 --> 00:07:44,661 HEY! 196 00:07:44,663 --> 00:07:46,411 I'LL HAVE HEATHER AND QUINN 197 00:07:46,414 --> 00:07:48,003 LIVE WITH YOU KIDS FOR A WEEK... 198 00:07:48,005 --> 00:07:50,084 LEARN THE WAY YOU WALK, THE WAY YOU TALK, 199 00:07:50,087 --> 00:07:52,746 REALLY GET A HANDLE ON YOUR CHARACTERS. 200 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:54,339 GOOD? GREAT! 201 00:07:54,342 --> 00:07:56,131 HEATHER AS ME. 202 00:07:56,134 --> 00:07:57,253 THIS IS TOO WEIRD. 203 00:07:57,255 --> 00:07:58,844 OH, SURE. YOU GET HOTTIE HEATHER. 204 00:07:58,846 --> 00:07:59,596 I GET QUIET QUINN. 205 00:07:59,598 --> 00:08:02,056 THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD CAPTURE MY RON-NESS. 206 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:02,889 HE'S A MOPE. 207 00:08:02,891 --> 00:08:03,761 HE'S AN ACTOR, RON. 208 00:08:03,763 --> 00:08:07,021 HE'S MOPEY WHEN HE PLAYS A MOPEY CHARACTER. 209 00:08:07,025 --> 00:08:09,264 I'M SURE HE CAN CAPTURE YOUR RON-NESS. 210 00:08:09,267 --> 00:08:12,857 IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS, YOU KNOW. 211 00:08:17,156 --> 00:08:20,276 [HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA] 212 00:08:26,415 --> 00:08:29,334 A SIMPLE TOOT OF THE HORN WOULD'VE SUFFICED. 213 00:08:29,338 --> 00:08:30,128 IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT? 214 00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:32,588 DON'T WORRY. IT'S SPECIAL EFFECTS. 215 00:08:32,592 --> 00:08:35,341 HEATHER, I AM BEYOND EXCITED TO MEET YOU. 216 00:08:35,344 --> 00:08:37,343 YOUR LIFE IS TOTALLY AMAZING. 217 00:08:37,347 --> 00:08:40,176 KIM, I'M BEYOND EXCITED TO MEET YOU! 218 00:08:40,179 --> 00:08:42,098 YOUR LIFE IS TOTALLY AMAZING. 219 00:08:42,101 --> 00:08:43,510 I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING. 220 00:08:43,513 --> 00:08:46,222 AND I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING. 221 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,515 REALLY? REALLY... 222 00:08:47,517 --> 00:08:49,896 AHH! THAT IS HEATHER 223 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,399 STANDING RIGHT THERE IN KIM'S DRIVEWAY... 224 00:08:51,401 --> 00:08:54,860 TALKING WITH WORDS. CAN YOU STAND IT?! 225 00:08:54,865 --> 00:08:57,814 HELLO? ANYBODY HOME? WHATEVER. 226 00:08:57,818 --> 00:08:59,237 SEE? MOPEY. 227 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,239 THEY SEEM NICE. 228 00:09:00,241 --> 00:09:02,579 HON, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT SHOW FOLK. 229 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,492 OH, THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOU OR ME, 230 00:09:04,495 --> 00:09:06,124 EXCEPT THEY'RE WEALTHY, BEAUTIFUL, 231 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:08,325 AND LIVE BY NO RECOGNIZABLE MORAL CODE. 232 00:09:08,329 --> 00:09:09,289 YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? 233 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:11,379 A CELEBRITY MOVING INTO OUR HOUSE. 234 00:09:11,382 --> 00:09:12,671 NOT ANY CELEBRITY... HEATHER. 235 00:09:12,673 --> 00:09:16,382 ANYTHING HEATHER TOUCHES BRINGS BIG BUCKS ON-LINE. 236 00:09:16,387 --> 00:09:17,217 CHA-CHING! 237 00:09:17,219 --> 00:09:19,257 OK, SO, WHAT IS IT YOU KIDS DO 238 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:20,260 AROUND THIS TIME OF DAY? 239 00:09:20,262 --> 00:09:22,260 WELL, WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO GO TO SCHOOL. 240 00:09:22,263 --> 00:09:23,223 FANTASTIC! 241 00:09:23,225 --> 00:09:25,393 HEATHER, QUINN, YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL 242 00:09:25,397 --> 00:09:26,726 JUST LIKE REAL PEOPLE. 243 00:09:26,728 --> 00:09:28,767 [GASPS] THIS'LL BE SO GREAT! 244 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:31,109 I'VE NEVER DONE ANY, LIKE, SCHOOL THINGS. 245 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,271 I LEARNED EVERYTHING I KNOW 246 00:09:32,274 --> 00:09:35,523 FROM ON-SET TEACHER THINGY PEOPLE. 247 00:09:35,527 --> 00:09:37,276 YOU MEAN TUTORS? 248 00:09:37,279 --> 00:09:38,069 YES! 249 00:09:38,071 --> 00:09:41,279 UM, QUINN, DID YOU GO TO REGULAR SCHOOL? 250 00:09:41,283 --> 00:09:41,783 WHATEVER. 251 00:09:41,785 --> 00:09:43,163 [WHISPERS] Is that a yes or no? 252 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:45,244 HOP IN, EVERYBODY. I'LL DRIVE YOU TO SCHOOL 253 00:09:45,247 --> 00:09:46,706 ON MY WAY OUT OF TOWN. 254 00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:47,369 HERE'S A RELEASE FORM, 255 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:48,668 ALLOWING YOUR KID TO RIDE WITH ME. 256 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,750 JUST SIGN IT AND FAX IT TO THE CAR. 257 00:09:50,753 --> 00:09:53,372 I GOT EXTRA HELMETS IN THE BACK. 258 00:09:53,376 --> 00:09:56,375 [TIRES SCREECHING] 259 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:57,468 SHOW FOLK. 260 00:09:57,470 --> 00:10:00,549 JUNIOR, YOU ARE BEING PUNISHED. 261 00:10:00,553 --> 00:10:02,302 WHILE WATCHING THE ROBOT CLEAN THE POOL, 262 00:10:02,305 --> 00:10:05,724 YOU ARE NOT TO ENJOY ANY SHOW BIZ TRADE PAPERS. 263 00:10:05,728 --> 00:10:07,517 BU-BU-BUT, FATHER, I HAVE JUST READ 264 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,229 THE MOST DISTURBING NEWS. 265 00:10:09,232 --> 00:10:11,311 THEY ARE MAKING A KIM POSSIBLE MOVIE. 266 00:10:11,314 --> 00:10:12,733 WONDERFUL. WE CAN WATCH IT 267 00:10:12,736 --> 00:10:14,525 IN OUR PRIVATE SCREENING LAIR. 268 00:10:14,528 --> 00:10:15,607 YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. 269 00:10:15,609 --> 00:10:17,948 I WAS THERE WHEN SHE WAS DISCOVERED. 270 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,280 I SHOULD BE IN THIS MOVIE. 271 00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:22,032 THIS FILM SHOULD BE MY BIG BREAK! 272 00:10:22,035 --> 00:10:26,165 I WILL BE CAST IN THAT PICTURE! 273 00:10:28,832 --> 00:10:30,251 OK, IF THIS IS GOING TO WORK, 274 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,583 YOU GUYS HAVE TO BLEND IN AS REGULAR KIDS. 275 00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:35,255 MY GREATEST ACTING CHALLENGE EVER. 276 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:35,839 WHATEVER. 277 00:10:35,841 --> 00:10:37,759 OK, SEE? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 278 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,971 IF RON STOPPABLE WAS TRYING TO BLEND IN, 279 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:43,683 RON STOPPABLE WOULD THROW HIMSELF INTO IT 110%. 280 00:10:43,688 --> 00:10:44,638 WHATEVER. 281 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,889 OH, COME ON, MAN! RON IT UP! 282 00:10:47,932 --> 00:10:50,391 RON IT DOWN. 283 00:10:50,395 --> 00:10:52,104 A TALE OF TWO CITIES. 284 00:10:52,107 --> 00:10:53,526 IMPORTANT BOOK. PRETTY THICK. 285 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:57,067 CHARLIE DICKENS. ACCOMPLISHED LITERARY FELLOW. 286 00:10:57,072 --> 00:10:58,241 CAN ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT CHUCK'S USE 287 00:10:58,243 --> 00:11:00,742 OF THE THIRD PERSON IN THE BOOK? 288 00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:02,155 HOW ABOUT POSSIBLE? 289 00:11:02,157 --> 00:11:04,076 UM, I HAD A MISSION IN NEW ZEALAND, 290 00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:07,328 SO I, UM, I DIDN'T GET TO READ IT, ACTUALLY. 291 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,832 WELL, THEN, THAT'S POINTS OFF YOUR GRADE... 292 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:10,295 ACTUALLY. 293 00:11:10,297 --> 00:11:11,625 YES, NEW GIRL WITH HER HAND UP. 294 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:14,586 YEAH. I WAS IN A MADE-FOR-TV VERSION 295 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,629 OF A CHRISTMAS CAROL, 296 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,380 WHICH ISN'T THE BOOK THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, 297 00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:20,172 BUT I THINK THAT DICKENS GUY WAS INVOLVED. 298 00:11:20,176 --> 00:11:24,345 HE MAY HAVE BEEN, LIKE, A PRODUCER OR SOMETHING? 299 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,469 AND YOU ARE? 300 00:11:25,471 --> 00:11:26,181 IT'S HEATHER. 301 00:11:26,183 --> 00:11:27,601 THE HEATHER? 302 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:28,184 Both: AHH! 303 00:11:28,185 --> 00:11:30,603 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE ON FROM BLENDING IN. 304 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:31,357 TO WHAT? 305 00:11:31,359 --> 00:11:33,238 RUNNING AND HIDING. 306 00:11:34,241 --> 00:11:36,191 [SCREAMING] 307 00:11:46,754 --> 00:11:49,044 [ALL GASP] 308 00:11:51,589 --> 00:11:52,668 THEY DISAPPEARED. 309 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,500 TYPICAL POSSIBLE. 310 00:11:53,502 --> 00:11:54,800 A MOVIE STAR COMES TO OUR SCHOOL, 311 00:11:54,802 --> 00:11:58,382 AND SHE HAS TO HOG ALL THE GLAMOUR FOR HERSELF. 312 00:12:00,388 --> 00:12:01,218 LOST 'EM. 313 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,388 SO NOT THE DRAMA. 314 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:03,969 UM, RIGHT. 315 00:12:03,971 --> 00:12:05,180 I HEAR THE GIRLS WERE ALL WILD 316 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,642 ABOUT SOME MOVIE STAR OR SOMETHING. 317 00:12:07,645 --> 00:12:08,515 WHATEVER. 318 00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:09,855 YEAH, WHATEVER. 319 00:12:09,858 --> 00:12:12,107 SEE? YOU'RE NOT JUST AN ACTOR, MISTER, 320 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:14,779 YOU'RE A ROLE MODEL, A TREND-SETTER. 321 00:12:14,783 --> 00:12:15,523 WHATEVER. 322 00:12:15,524 --> 00:12:16,942 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? 323 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:17,325 WHATEVER. 324 00:12:17,326 --> 00:12:20,284 I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU FIND YOUR INNER RON. 325 00:12:20,288 --> 00:12:22,197 HEY! DARE TO CARE. 326 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,409 Heather: OK, WE MADE IT OUT. 327 00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:25,203 HERE'S OUR NEXT MOVE. 328 00:12:25,205 --> 00:12:27,793 EXCUSE ME, BUT USUALLY, I DECIDE 329 00:12:27,796 --> 00:12:29,125 WHAT THE NEXT MOVE IS. 330 00:12:29,128 --> 00:12:31,667 RIGHT. IT'S KIND OF A TEEN HERO THING. 331 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:33,419 OH, YOU'RE BEING ME. 332 00:12:33,422 --> 00:12:35,171 HA HA. GREAT. 333 00:12:35,174 --> 00:12:36,843 I'M THINKING MALL. 334 00:12:36,846 --> 00:12:39,005 WOW, THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING. 335 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,307 ARE YOU SURE SHE'LL COME? 336 00:12:40,309 --> 00:12:41,888 I JUST PUT OUT SOME NEW CAPRIS. 337 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,260 PLEASE. SHE'S GOT A CLOSET FULL ALREADY. 338 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,472 KIM HAS PERIWINKLE AND OLIVE. 339 00:12:45,475 --> 00:12:48,184 THIS IS OUR NEWEST COLOR... 340 00:12:48,187 --> 00:12:49,516 GUAVA! 341 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:50,768 I LOVE THEM. I LOVE THEM. 342 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,269 WHO'S THE GIRL? 343 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,481 [SCOFFS] YOU ARE. 344 00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:55,024 HI, KIM. 345 00:12:55,026 --> 00:12:57,824 YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE WE HARDLY GET TO HANG OUT, 346 00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:59,366 JUST US GIRLS. 347 00:12:59,369 --> 00:12:59,779 FINE. 348 00:12:59,781 --> 00:13:01,329 SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED, MONIQUE? 349 00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:02,570 WELL, THIS BOY WAS IN MY FACE, 350 00:13:02,572 --> 00:13:06,241 AND I TOLD HIM, "QUIT MACKING AND START BACKING OFF!" 351 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:08,745 GIRL, I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 352 00:13:08,749 --> 00:13:11,288 I HAVE THIS MAN WHO WOULD NOT LEAVE ME ALONE. 353 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,380 HE WAS PRACTICALLY STALKING ME. 354 00:13:13,384 --> 00:13:14,673 GET OUT! 355 00:13:14,675 --> 00:13:15,295 I WON'T! 356 00:13:15,297 --> 00:13:16,885 IF HE HADN'T BEEN MY HUSBAND, 357 00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:18,346 IT WOULD'VE BEEN CREEPY. 358 00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:20,678 YOUR TEETH ARE, LIKE, THE TOTALLY WHITEST TEETH 359 00:13:20,681 --> 00:13:21,970 I'VE, LIKE, EVER SEEN. 360 00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:24,932 IT IS SO COOL OF YOU TO NOTICE. 361 00:13:24,936 --> 00:13:25,766 I HAD THIS GOO PUT ON THEM 362 00:13:25,768 --> 00:13:28,266 AND A PURPLE LIGHT SHINED ON THEM OR WHATEVER. 363 00:13:28,269 --> 00:13:30,228 NO WAY. I SO WANT TO TRY THAT, 364 00:13:30,231 --> 00:13:32,400 BUT MY MOTHER SAYS IT'S WAY TOO EXPENSIVE. 365 00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:37,362 NO WAY! THAT'S WHAT MY AGENT SAID. HA! 366 00:13:37,369 --> 00:13:38,069 SHE'S GOOD. 367 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:39,868 YEAH. LITTLE MISS PERFECT. 368 00:13:39,871 --> 00:13:41,320 Ron: THIS IS IT. 369 00:13:41,323 --> 00:13:43,662 IF THIS DOESN'T GET YOU ON THE PATH TO RONHOOD, 370 00:13:43,665 --> 00:13:44,205 NOTHING WILL. 371 00:13:44,207 --> 00:13:46,705 THE ENTIRE BUENO NACHO MENU BOARD IS HERE, 372 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:49,037 AND IT'S ALL GRANDE-SIZED. 373 00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,830 [MUMBLING EXCITEDLY] 374 00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:52,082 HUH? HEY. 375 00:13:52,084 --> 00:13:52,504 SORRY, RUFUS. 376 00:13:52,505 --> 00:13:55,293 THE SNACKAGE IS NOT FOR EATING. IT'S FOR TEACHING. 377 00:13:55,297 --> 00:13:56,336 QUINN, DIG IN. 378 00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:59,048 WHATEVER. 379 00:14:01,263 --> 00:14:02,342 AND? 380 00:14:02,345 --> 00:14:02,895 WHATEVER. 381 00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:07,014 OHH! WHAT KIND OF UNFEELING ROBOT ARE YOU?! 382 00:14:07,019 --> 00:14:08,398 MA MA MA MA MA. 383 00:14:08,401 --> 00:14:09,480 [WHIMPERS] 384 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,101 GO AHEAD. WHATEVER. 385 00:14:11,104 --> 00:14:13,854 [GASPS] NO! 386 00:14:14,407 --> 00:14:18,067 [HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA] 387 00:14:20,323 --> 00:14:21,243 HEY, MR. BLAMHAMMER. 388 00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:24,284 KEEP IT CLOSE. I'M A FAST EATER. 389 00:14:25,248 --> 00:14:27,918 [TIRES SCREECHING] 390 00:14:30,164 --> 00:14:31,624 AAH! 391 00:14:33,257 --> 00:14:35,587 HUH? 392 00:14:39,223 --> 00:14:40,932 "SR. SENIOR. JR." 393 00:14:40,935 --> 00:14:44,224 WAIT. IT SAYS HERE YOU KNOW HOW TO FENCE. 394 00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:45,228 THIS I DID NOT KNOW. 395 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:47,598 A... A TEENSY WHITE LIE, FATHER. 396 00:14:47,602 --> 00:14:48,811 STILL, IT IS A LIE, 397 00:14:48,813 --> 00:14:51,812 AND THAT'S A START ON THE ROAD TO EVIL. 398 00:14:51,816 --> 00:14:53,105 OHH! 399 00:14:53,107 --> 00:14:54,186 A TRENDY EATERY! 400 00:14:54,189 --> 00:14:57,528 NO DOUBT BRIMMING OVER WITH DREAMERS AND SCHEMERS 401 00:14:57,532 --> 00:14:59,822 AND THE POWER ELITE! 402 00:15:00,195 --> 00:15:01,364 [SCREAMING] 403 00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:02,575 NOTHING SPEAKS TO ME. 404 00:15:02,577 --> 00:15:04,406 WHAT'S THE SPECIAL? 405 00:15:04,409 --> 00:15:07,538 WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 406 00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:10,041 "SPECIAL SKILLS." 407 00:15:10,045 --> 00:15:12,624 FENCING?! LIAR! 408 00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:14,127 NO! NO! NO! 409 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:16,208 CAREFUL, JUNIOR. 410 00:15:16,211 --> 00:15:19,590 WHOA! 411 00:15:19,595 --> 00:15:21,554 DEAR, HAVE YOU SEEN THE GUEST TOWELS? 412 00:15:21,557 --> 00:15:23,886 DID YOU ASK OUR GUEST? 413 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,268 YES. HEATHER IS AS BAFFLED AS I AM. 414 00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:29,522 SHOW FOLK. HA! CAN'T TRUST 'EM. 415 00:15:30,356 --> 00:15:32,355 NOW WHERE'S MY DIET SODA? HMM. 416 00:15:32,358 --> 00:15:35,607 TOLD YOU OUR HEATHER MEMORABILIA WOULD SELL OUT FAST. 417 00:15:35,612 --> 00:15:36,282 WE NEED MORE. 418 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:39,401 PRINT ME OUT ANOTHER CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY. 419 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,236 THIS TIME FOR HALF A CAN 420 00:15:40,237 --> 00:15:42,325 OF HEATHER'S FAVORITE DIET SODA. 421 00:15:42,329 --> 00:15:43,368 CHA-CHING! 422 00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:45,739 MONIQUE, I'M FIGHTING OFF A FREAK-OUT. 423 00:15:45,742 --> 00:15:48,291 THIS HEATHER IS KIM THING IS BORDERING ON WEIRD. 424 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,084 GIRL, IT CROSSED THE BORDER DAYS AGO. 425 00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:54,296 SHE TOLD ME SHE'S BEEN USING YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AT HOME. 426 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,251 EW. THANKS FOR THAT. 427 00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:58,381 WELL, LISTEN, THE GIRL DIDN'T GO TO A REGULAR SCHOOL, 428 00:15:58,385 --> 00:16:00,304 SO YOU KNOW SHE DIDN'T CHEER. 429 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,057 THAT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN DO 430 00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:03,307 THAT MOVIE KIM DEFINITELY CANNOT. 431 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:07,349 YEAH. FOR ONCE, SHE'LL HAVE TO SIT BACK AND JUST WATCH. 432 00:16:07,355 --> 00:16:07,645 WHAT? 433 00:16:07,646 --> 00:16:09,764 SO, HEATHER, ON BEHALF OF THE SQUAD, 434 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:13,146 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO LEAD PRACTICE TODAY. 435 00:16:13,151 --> 00:16:14,071 PLEASE AND THANK YOU. 436 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,271 BUT SHE'S NEVER CHEERED. 437 00:16:15,273 --> 00:16:16,193 DON'T YOU READ THE TABS? 438 00:16:16,195 --> 00:16:19,273 SHE TRAINS WITH, LIKE, THE HOTTEST YOGA INSTRUCTOR IN L.A. 439 00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:21,236 SHE CAN HANDLE IT. IT'S NO... 440 00:16:21,239 --> 00:16:23,779 BIG. I KNOW. 441 00:16:24,913 --> 00:16:25,703 AHH! 442 00:16:25,705 --> 00:16:28,043 WHO'S THERE? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 443 00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:28,876 MR. JIMMY, 444 00:16:28,878 --> 00:16:31,336 SO SORRY TO COMMANDEER YOUR SATELLITE DISH, 445 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:32,340 BUT I MUST SPEAK AT YOU. 446 00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:35,170 YOUR APPROACH SEEMS STRANGE AND CRIMINAL, 447 00:16:35,174 --> 00:16:36,213 BUT YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION. 448 00:16:36,215 --> 00:16:39,214 I INSIST THAT YOU CAST ME AS THE VILLAIN IN YOUR NEW PICTURE. 449 00:16:39,218 --> 00:16:41,597 TO THAT END, I WILL PERFORM MY AUDITION MONOLOGUE, 450 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,679 THE EMOTIONAL SOLILOQUY FROM THE MARTIAL ARTS CLASSIC 451 00:16:44,683 --> 00:16:46,302 FIST OF PAIN. 452 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:49,684 HYAH! HYAH! 453 00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:50,768 WHOO HA HA! 454 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:51,520 YOO HOO HOO! 455 00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:55,151 YOU JUST LOST MY ATTENTION. 456 00:16:57,527 --> 00:16:58,986 AUDITION OVER. 457 00:16:58,988 --> 00:17:00,407 OHH, FATHER! 458 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:03,409 THIS BUSINESS IS SO CRUEL! 459 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:03,913 [SOBBING] 460 00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:07,413 THEN WE MUST BE CRUELER STILL. 461 00:17:09,589 --> 00:17:11,328 I AM NOT LOVING THIS, NOT ONE BIT. 462 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,380 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 463 00:17:12,382 --> 00:17:13,921 GO! [RING] 464 00:17:13,924 --> 00:17:15,503 WRONG PHONE. [RING] 465 00:17:15,506 --> 00:17:16,256 GO. OHH! 466 00:17:16,257 --> 00:17:20,135 THE MICROMINI CELL IMPLANTED IN MY BRAIN. 467 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:20,890 GO. [BEEP] 468 00:17:20,892 --> 00:17:23,050 JIMMY, I AM SO READY FOR THE SHOOT. 469 00:17:23,053 --> 00:17:25,262 BEAUTIFUL. AND QUINN? 470 00:17:25,266 --> 00:17:25,936 WHATEVER. 471 00:17:25,937 --> 00:17:27,895 WOW. HE IS A CHAMELEON. 472 00:17:27,898 --> 00:17:29,107 THE RESEARCH REALLY HELPED. 473 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,939 I WANT YOU TWO ON THE NEXT PLANE OUT OF THERE. 474 00:17:31,943 --> 00:17:32,522 WHATEVER. 475 00:17:32,523 --> 00:17:33,523 TELL QUINN TO CUT THAT OUT. 476 00:17:33,525 --> 00:17:36,193 HIS TRANSFORMATION IS FREAKING WITH MY HEAD. 477 00:17:36,197 --> 00:17:37,117 SEE YOU ON THE SET. 478 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:39,908 Jimmy: PLACES, EVERYONE. 479 00:17:43,665 --> 00:17:45,415 ACTION. 480 00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:47,916 CAN WE HOLD THE ROLL FOR A SEC? 481 00:17:47,919 --> 00:17:50,749 I FEEL LIKE A CARROT STICK. 482 00:17:52,544 --> 00:17:54,633 MMM. THANKS, GUYS. 483 00:17:54,636 --> 00:17:56,506 TAKE ME BACK. 484 00:17:58,881 --> 00:18:01,051 AND ACTION. 485 00:18:01,343 --> 00:18:02,842 HELLO, RON. ARE YOU READY 486 00:18:02,845 --> 00:18:05,384 FOR THE BIG PEP RALLY THIS AFTERNOON? 487 00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:06,267 WHATEVER. 488 00:18:06,269 --> 00:18:08,597 Sr. Senior Jr.: CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT. 489 00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:10,890 DID I SAY, "CUT"? WHO CUT? 490 00:18:10,893 --> 00:18:13,313 I AM THE ONE WHO SAID CUT. 491 00:18:14,106 --> 00:18:15,816 AHH! 492 00:18:16,319 --> 00:18:19,358 WHAT THE... THE GRIPS ARE YELLING "CUT" NOW. 493 00:18:19,362 --> 00:18:21,241 I AM NO GRIP. 494 00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:22,993 I AM SR. SENIOR, JR. 495 00:18:22,996 --> 00:18:25,325 AND I DEMAND YOU CAST ME AS THE VILLAIN 496 00:18:25,328 --> 00:18:26,827 IN THIS PICTURE. 497 00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:27,710 LOOK, WE GOT A VILLAIN. 498 00:18:27,712 --> 00:18:29,540 NOW WE'RE SHOOTING BACK-TO-BACK SEQUELS. 499 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,503 JUST HAVE YOUR AGENT CONTACT... 500 00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:34,003 NO! NO! YOU WILL DO THIS, JIMMY BLAMHAMMER, 501 00:18:34,007 --> 00:18:34,967 OR ELSE! 502 00:18:34,969 --> 00:18:38,257 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO FUN TO HAVE HEATHER BE ME. 503 00:18:38,262 --> 00:18:38,722 WRONG. 504 00:18:38,723 --> 00:18:41,261 WELL, IT HAD TO BE BETTER THAN HAVING QUINN BE... 505 00:18:41,265 --> 00:18:42,135 NOT AT ALL ME! 506 00:18:42,137 --> 00:18:44,725 THE WHOLE THING OF A KIM POSSIBLE MOVIE. 507 00:18:44,728 --> 00:18:46,517 HOLLY-WEIRD, IF YOU ASK ME. 508 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,599 WELL, WE'VE DONE OUR PART. 509 00:18:47,601 --> 00:18:49,430 YEAH, RIGHT. WE'RE FREE AND CLEAR. 510 00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:50,642 [BEEP] GO, WADE. 511 00:18:50,644 --> 00:18:53,524 WHO'S UP FOR A TRIP TO HOLLYWOOD? 512 00:18:54,358 --> 00:18:55,397 I OWN THIS TOWN. 513 00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:57,278 YOU CAN'T THREATEN ME, PUNK! 514 00:18:57,281 --> 00:18:58,440 I AM NOT. I INTEND TO THREATEN THIS... 515 00:18:58,443 --> 00:19:01,242 YOUR PERSONAL DIGITAL ASSISTANT. 516 00:19:01,246 --> 00:19:03,445 BUT ALL MY PHONE NUMBERS ARE IN THERE. 517 00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:04,787 ALL MY LUNCH DATES. 518 00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:07,288 ALL MY DINNER DATES. 519 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:08,831 NO! 520 00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:11,712 UHH! MOVIE KIM, MOVIE RON. 521 00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:13,665 STOP THIS MADMAN! 522 00:19:13,668 --> 00:19:15,417 WAIT, IS THAT IN OUR DEAL? 523 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,300 WHATEVER. 524 00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:17,460 OK. BUT LET'S MAKE SURE 525 00:19:17,462 --> 00:19:20,382 WE ARE ROLLING ON THIS, PEOPLE. 526 00:19:23,018 --> 00:19:25,057 HENCHPERSONS? A LITTLE HELP. 527 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,889 HYAH! OHH! 528 00:19:26,892 --> 00:19:29,311 OHH! I'M TOTALLY STUCK. 529 00:19:29,315 --> 00:19:30,735 GUYS? 530 00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,436 QUINN, DO SOMETHING! 531 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:36,438 WHATEVER. 532 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:37,571 BRING IT. 533 00:19:37,573 --> 00:19:39,743 AAH! 534 00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,246 C.G.I. RUFUS, ATTACK! 535 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,197 C.G.I. Rufus: PUT 'EM UP, MISTER MAN. PUT 'EM UP! 536 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,249 WHAT IS THIS NOW I'M HEARING? 537 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,791 HYAH! 538 00:19:47,794 --> 00:19:50,123 HYAH! RUFUS POWER! 539 00:19:50,126 --> 00:19:52,205 HA HA! VERY ENTERTAINING. 540 00:19:52,209 --> 00:19:52,799 HYAH! 541 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,588 BUT ISN'T THE MOLE RAT USUALLY NAKED? 542 00:19:54,591 --> 00:19:56,670 HEY, HEY. IT'S A FAMILY ACTION PICTURE. 543 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,672 ENOUGH! I WANT THE CONTRACT 544 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,004 AND I WANT IT NOW! 545 00:20:00,007 --> 00:20:02,176 ALL RIGHT. HOLD YOUR HENCHMEN. 546 00:20:02,179 --> 00:20:04,138 I'LL GET LEGAL ON THE PHONE. 547 00:20:04,141 --> 00:20:05,220 [CRASH] 548 00:20:05,222 --> 00:20:08,221 WHOA. UNCANNY RECREATION. 549 00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:10,274 HEY, MY MISSING ALGEBRA HOMEWORK. 550 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,187 WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 551 00:20:11,189 --> 00:20:13,317 STUNT DOUBLES FOR HEATHER AND QUINN 552 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,479 WILL NOW TRY TO FOIL MY CAREER PLANS? 553 00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:17,782 NO, I THINK THEY'RE THE REAL DEAL. 554 00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:19,444 OH, YES. YOU ARE RIGHT. 555 00:20:19,447 --> 00:20:22,287 STOP THEM! OW! 556 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:25,492 [GASPS] 557 00:20:26,955 --> 00:20:30,875 HA! AUTHENTIC RIGHT DOWN TO THE GUM IN THE FOUNTAIN. 558 00:20:38,216 --> 00:20:40,095 Both: UHH! THANKS. 559 00:20:40,098 --> 00:20:42,258 WHOA! UHH! 560 00:20:43,932 --> 00:20:46,601 COMICAL SIDEKICK TAKES OUT BIG SCARY DUDE. 561 00:20:46,605 --> 00:20:49,394 TAKE ONE. BOO-YA. 562 00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:51,058 WHOA. 563 00:20:56,115 --> 00:20:58,195 [GROANING] 564 00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:00,907 PEOPLE, THAT'S A WRAP. 565 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:03,619 OH HO HO! DON'T GO HOLLYWOOD ON ME, K.P. 566 00:21:03,623 --> 00:21:04,413 NOT SO FAST, 567 00:21:04,415 --> 00:21:08,124 THIS GOOD GUY'S WIN ENDING JUST DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. 568 00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:10,458 BOO-YA! 569 00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:12,919 HE'S A NATURAL. 570 00:21:12,922 --> 00:21:14,131 IT'S JUST TOO DIFFICULT 571 00:21:14,134 --> 00:21:17,003 TO BREAK INTO THIS BUSINESS WE CALL SHOW. 572 00:21:17,007 --> 00:21:21,387 FAREWELL, HOLLYWOOD. 573 00:21:22,763 --> 00:21:23,263 THANKS, KIM. 574 00:21:23,264 --> 00:21:25,222 I KNOW IT TOOK A LOT FOR YOU TO COME SAVE THE DAY 575 00:21:25,225 --> 00:21:27,184 AFTER I GOT ALL OVER YOUR LAST NERVE. 576 00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:29,396 NO BIG. LOOK, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 577 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,519 I THINK YOU'LL BE A GREAT KIM. 578 00:21:31,522 --> 00:21:33,361 OH, I KNOW I WILL BE. 579 00:21:33,364 --> 00:21:36,903 BUT IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THAT YOU SAID THAT. 580 00:21:36,907 --> 00:21:38,236 YEAH, BUT MY MAN QUINN HERE 581 00:21:38,239 --> 00:21:40,278 HAS REALLY GOT THE METHODY RON-NESS DOWN. 582 00:21:40,281 --> 00:21:43,200 AND THE AWARD GOES TO HIM AS ME! 583 00:21:43,204 --> 00:21:43,954 BOO-YA. 584 00:21:43,956 --> 00:21:45,284 OK, DON'T WEAR IT OUT, BABE. 585 00:21:45,286 --> 00:21:46,076 Jimmy: LISTEN UP, PEOPLE. 586 00:21:46,078 --> 00:21:48,076 WE'RE SHUTTING DOWN PRODUCTION. 587 00:21:48,079 --> 00:21:49,208 WHAT? WHAT? 588 00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:51,289 WHAT? BOO-YA? 589 00:21:51,292 --> 00:21:53,081 I'M ON TO THE NEXT BIG THING. 590 00:21:53,084 --> 00:21:53,964 WHAT'S THAT? 591 00:21:53,966 --> 00:21:57,174 MONKEY NINJAS IN SPACE. 592 00:21:57,179 --> 00:21:58,468 BEEN THERE. 593 00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:59,969 DONE THAT. 594 00:21:59,971 --> 00:22:00,931 MY SON... 595 00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:03,341 NO, MY SUN, FATHER. YOU'RE BLOCKING IT. 596 00:22:03,345 --> 00:22:04,894 I UNDERSTAND YOU WERE MOST DISAPPOINTED 597 00:22:04,897 --> 00:22:07,096 THAT YOUR HOLLYWOOD DREAMS HAVE BEEN DASHED. 598 00:22:07,099 --> 00:22:11,188 TRUE. BUT I HAVE BOUGHT A PIECE OF HOLLYWOOD FOR MYSELF. 599 00:22:11,193 --> 00:22:11,983 WHAT IS THAT? 600 00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:13,023 HALF A CAN OF DIET COLA 601 00:22:13,025 --> 00:22:16,855 AND THE GUEST TOWEL PERSONALLY USED BY HEATHER! 602 00:22:16,905 --> 00:22:21,455 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 40476

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