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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
All right, let's go!
As you know, Jane and Michael

were about to get married.
And the wedding

was going to be in
Jane's house. Only, it flooded!

So Rogelio rebuilt their house
on the soundstage

of his telenovela.
What a dad, right?

Unfortunately, things
weren't as hunky-dory

for Jane and Petra.

See, Petra's twin
Anezka showed up and started

causing trouble for Jane. And
Petra lied to protect her...

My sister said she didn't
place that ad and I believe her.

...leaving Jane reeling.

You don't have to lie for me
anymore, Petra.

I have nothing to say to you.

Oh, and speaking of shady
relatives, Rafael's mom

was the crime lord
known as Mutter.

Oh, and his long-lost brother
Derek showed up

and tricked Rafael into making
money off an insider trade.

And now he was blackmailing him

for control
of the hotel next door.

You sell me the Fairwick
for a dollar

or I turn you in to the feds
for insider trading.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I know! Cray-cray, right?

Anyway, Jane told Michael,
and Michael wanted to help,

only he'd lost
his detective job.

So he reached out
to his old partner, Susanna.

Derek Ruvelle is totally dirty,
and I've got proof.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And Michael was right!
Because this happened.

We'll have the Fairwick
by the end of the week.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which, friends,

is where we left off.

Jane Gloriana Villanueva

would never forget the moment
she first saw him.

The man who was destined
to become

her son's favorite
children's party entertainer.

This guy is amazing.

I know.
Bobby's the best.

What's his last name?
We were thinking about

booking him
for Mateo's birthday.

No last name.
He's like Beyoncé.

Well, how do you get in touch
with him? Bella's obsessed, too.

Talk to him here. Bobby
books out months in advance.

When are Mateo and
Bella's birthdays?

May 14.
May 14.

Oh... so, were you thinking
about booking him?

Nah. I... I'm actually

thinking a magician
or a clown might be better.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
It should be noted that Jane
believed in fighting fair.

Oh! Oh, hell, no.

Jane, go!
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
But she also believed

in fighting back.
Hey, Vanessa, is that
Brandi going towards

the parking lot?
Oopsies!

Bobby, big fan of your work.

I'd like
to reserve your services

for Saturday, May 14, and I can

pay you the deposit
today. Thank you.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Can you blame her? A kid's

first birthday
is a pretty big deal.

Which brings us here, now.

Okay, Abuela, you're on
balloons. Mom, food.

I got his outfit,
Michael,

you're assembling
party favors, and

remember to...
Put it in Mateo's

birthday pile and not
the wedding pile.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, right. Jane has two

big parties coming up.

Right, Mom, wedding--

I need you to update the RSVPs.

Michael, did you
make sure that your groomsmen

have suits?
I did.

They do.
Okay. Good.

I feel good.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, dear.

Waiting for that ball to drop.

(phone buzzes)
Oh, shoot.

E-mail from Professor Donaldson.

Feedback for my novella.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Here we go.

She likes it.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
What?

She says, and I quote,
"Really good.

"This is approved
to develop into your thesis

next year. Will discuss a few
last-minute tweaks in person."

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Oh, really?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
If Jane seems less than
enthusiastic, it's because

this is not the first time Alba
has offered to introduce her

to someone who
"works in publishing."

So, y-you work in publishing?

Kind of. I work
at Barnes & Noble.

Your grandmother says
that you're very talented.

If you ever
get something published,

I will put it right up front.

Your grandmother
says you're very talented.

If you ever make it out
to Belfast, I do hope

you'll stop by the library
to pay me a visit.

Your granny said...
I'm really talented,

yeah, I know. And you're
an award-winning author?

Yuppers. My Full House
fan fiction was voted top ten

in the '90s Sitcom
category.

And now everything I wrote

has come true.

Beverly Flores, Vice President.

Simon & Schuster?

Abuela, are you kidding me?
She works in publishing?

And she said that
she'd read my material?

Oh, my God. I can't
believe this.

Do you have any idea
what this means?

(squeals, laughs)

I hate to break up the
celebration, but I got to go.

I got the thing.
JANE: Right.

Okay. Thank you, thank you.
Good luck. (kisses)

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
What thing?

Good luck with what?
Oh, come on.

Jane? Did you
see this?

From Petra?

What?

You're not coming to my wedding?

Of course not.

Are you serious?

We're in a fight.

Exactly.

When two people are in a fight

and one person is so clearly
wrong, like you are,

the person who is so clearly
wrong apologizes.

I'm sorry.
Profusely.

Really, really sorry.

I am.

Honestly.

Why did you lie to me
about your sister?

With the whole Mother's Day
thing, I was feeling...

a little inadequate
compared to you.

And, uh...

I just didn't want you
to be right all the time.

It's not a competition.

Sometimes it can feel like one.

I get that.

Okay.

Now is the moment that you ask
if there's anything

that you can do
to make things better.

Yes, yes.

What can I do
to make it better?

You can keep your sister
away from me.

Maybe I could transfer her

out of the restaurant
to housekeeping?

Good idea.

Now, I'd like you to reconsider
coming to my wedding.

Because you're my son's
half-sisters' mother,

which makes us family.

And family shows up.

MICHAEL:
It's a family operation,
it has to be.

Derek is working for his mother.

He was never on that boat
when he said he was, I know it.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hmm.
Haven't seen her in a while.

I'm not on the force.

I can't get a warrant,
but you can.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh. Maybe this is what Jane
was wishing him luck with.

We need his cell phone
records, e-mails.

Michael.
I...

I took a leave of absence
to get away from this case.

What happened the night
Sin Rostro died--

it was traumatic.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yeah. No kidding.

(grunting)

(gunshot)

I know. But believe
me, I wouldn't

be asking if there was
another way.

I'll think about it.

DEREK: You've thought
about it long enough.

Time's up.
I want my hotel.

Unless you prefer jail?

No.

Good choice.

But I can't just hand over

a multimillion dollar property.

Okay? There's paperwork,

and I need a story
to tell my accountants.

You have 48 hours.

(ticking)

(knocking)

Come in.

Hey!

How's my almost-
birthday boy?

(kisses)
He's good, he's fighting
a little cold.

Hey, anything left on your list
for the party?
Nope.

All set.
And you-- how are you?

Did you, uh, decide what
you're gonna do about the...

(whispers):
Derek thing?

Um, not yet.

Look... I talked
to Michael about it.

He wants to help,
and he said that

Derek is the one
the police want.

PETRA: It's much more
complicated than that.

You don't think that
he should turn himself in?

He got the money illegally,
he used that money.

Yeah, and he'll
get a great lawyer.

And he could still wind up
in jail. Look, I have a plan.

A plan? Are you serious?
This is Rafael's future.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I'll point out now that
this isn't a competition.

I'm gonna talk to my lawyer

and see what
my options are.

I think
that's a great idea.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And I'll also point out

Jane won.

Yet again.

MARLENE:
So you're on the right track.

Oh.

I've got just a few small notes,

then you're good to go.
Great.

Because a pretty big opportunity
just fell in my lap.

Yeah?
A VP at
Simon & Schuster

agreed to read my work.

What?
(giggles)

You can't submit this
to a publisher.

But you just said
it was in great shape.

For a graduate thesis,
not for a publisher.

You only get one shot
with someone like that.

I just really don't think
you should use it

when the work isn't ready.

ROGELIO:
Ready to go to work?

Welcome, production
personnel, to this

very special production meeting.

With Dina away, I am thrilled

to be your leader today.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Hmm. Guess they don't applaud
at production meetings.

All right, now, to the first
order of business--

the Telemasivo Sexiest
Telenovela Star Alive

Twitter poll.
You should all have

voting guides.

Vote early and as
often as you'd like.

With your unwavering support

I will vanquish Esteban

for the second year in a row.

Okay, moving on.
(clears throat)
Um, the, uh,

crew and I have a matter
that we'd like to address.

Of course, anything you need.

I am here to lead.

Our days are too long
and our pay is too low.

Oh, you're gonna have to ask
someone else about that.

I don't...
We want to unionize, but
the network refused, so...

we plan to strike.
Strike?

But Tiago
is a big happy family.

Where does these radical
notions come from?

BOTH:
Sí, se puede,

sí, se puede.

ALL:
Sí, se puede,
sí, se puede!

Picket lines go up next Friday.

What? No.
Not next Friday.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
What's next Friday?

JANE: Ma,

I know Professor Donaldson
hates me, but this didn't

feel personal.
(distant talking)

Oh, let me call you back,
I'm at the studio.

Dad wants to walk me
through the wedding layout.

(indistinct conversations)
Dad, what's going on?

This is madness.
The crew's going to strike.

They want to join a union.
They're not in a union?

That's terrible,
with the crazy hours they work?

I know, but...
Dad, tell me that you
are supporting them.

This is important. I
mean, fair is fair.
Exactly.

Thank you, Jane.

Did everyone hear that?

Jane is on our side.
Uh, fair is fair.

ALL (chanting):
Fair is fair!

You don't understand!
(chanting continues)

The picket lines go up Friday.
Next Friday.

As in the day before
my wedding?
Yes!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
No!

Oh, we can't cross a picket line
for my wedding!

Strike! Strike! Strike!
Your wedding is ruined.

Ruined! Ruined! Ruined!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Hmm, I'm not sure
who's freaking out more--

Jane or Rogelio.

I'm having chest pains!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Just kidding. It's Rogelio.

I know, Dad. I know!

Okay, I'll have to come up
with a contingency plan.

Agreed.

I will plant drugs on Jerry
and have him arrested!

Stop. They have a valid cause.

So you need to approach them
with compassion.

Oh, I see. So you want me
to go full Ro-Cho.

Well... full Ro-Cho.

And maybe also find a way
to address their concerns

so that they don't
have to strike.

And in case
that doesn't work, I'll try

to figure something out
for the wedding.

Maybe a new venue?

No, but you really wanted
to get married in your house,

and I worked so hard
building that set.

The crew worked so hard
building that set.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Hence the need for a strike.

So maybe we move the wedding?
Until after the strike?
That could take months.

No, no, I'm not pushing.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Thank God.

I'd rather move it sooner.

Maybe next week
before they vote, so, Thursday.

As a last resort?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And speaking of huge bummers...

So, my lawyer said
they could go easy on me,

or they could want to make an
example out of someone like me.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Rich, entitled,
son of a crime lord.

That's exactly
what I'm worried about.

Look, I want to believe that
everything will work out okay

if you're a good person and
you click your heels and wish

on a star, but unfortunately, I
just don't think that's true.

And neither does Jane.

Please, just
hear my idea.

Raf, you know I have no ulterior
motive except that I love you.

As the father of my children.

As my family.

Krishna, hold my calls, please.

JANE:
Ma,

any luck with the dress?
I'm still on hold.

Tuesday. They can do
a fitting on Tuesday.

Okay, hold it, and, Abuela,
keep Thursday at 5:00 for Mass.

Okay, Lina's good to go,

and she's telling our
friends to be prepared.

I left messages
for both my parents,

just got off the phone
with the tailor.

If I'm there in 20 minutes,
they can fit me today.

So what are you still doing
standing there?! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Wait! Is my phone done charging?

Yes, and you got a bunch
of missed calls.
Oh.

Mwah.
Mwah.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
The Bobby? Beyoncé Bobby?

Jane! It's Bobby.

Listen, bit of a snafu here.

I double-booked for Saturday.

Call me ASAP
to confirm Mateo's party.

Oh. no. Oh, no.
(phone chimes)

Bobby again.
Still waiting to hear from you.

Ugh!
(phone chimes)

Listen,
the other person called back,

and I haven't heard from you,
so... I have to cancel.

No! Ugh!

ROGELIO:
I am confident
we can find a solution.

And I hope you love
the gift basket.

You really thought

a gift basket would make me
abandon my principles?

Of course... not?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
He definitely did.

It's a gesture
of solidarity.

Oh, yeah?
So there's a raise

and humane hours
under the beef jerky?

Oh, come on, Jerry.

I called the head
honchos and left word.

Please don't strike.
It'll be disastrous

for everyone involved
with the show.

That's what
you're worried about?

Of course?
Has nothing to do
with the fact that we just built

a set for Jane's wedding,
and it's next week?

Okay, fine! Yes, but
it's not only for Jane.

Anyone's daughter can
use it, even yours!

My oldest daughter is
15 years old, Rogelio.

Look, it's not about that.

You have no clue what this crew
goes through every day.

Then clue me in.

Let me walk in your shoes!

What?

I will join your
crew for the week.

(laughs)
You wouldn't last a day.

Would you care
to wager on that?

What do you have in mind?

If I last the week
as a crew member,

you will postpone the strike
until after Jane's wedding.

Okay. If you don't,

you become the public face
of our strike. Deal?

De...

...ear God,
the calluses!

Can I recommend a paraffin
treatment, which...?

Sorry. I mean... deal.

(clown laughing, Mateo crying)
Oh. Sweetie.

I know. I know.
He's creepy.
(clown horns honk)

Oh. This is a disaster.

I ruined Mateo's
birthday because

I was consumed by
my wedding, and now

the only entertainers
available are...

(quietly):
terrifying clowns
or porny clowns!

What am I gonna do?!

What?!

No. It's his
first birthday.

Abuela, stop. He deserves
a birthday party.

He's having one, end of story.

XIOMARA:
Okay, good news.

The Din-o-mites
are available Saturday.

Yes!
And they're apparently
performing at Flamingo Park

tomorrow if you and Mateo want
to go check them out.

Oh, no need.
Mateo's already seen them

at his friend Ava's birthday.

Book 'em. We're in.
Let me update Rafael.

Sorry, he's been in a
closed-door meeting with Petra

forever.

With Petra?
An-Any idea what it's about?

Nope. Closed door, so...

Right. Okay.

Thanks, Krishna.

Can you watch Mateo?
I'll be right back. Mm.

Wait. What's going on?
Where are you going?

To make sure Petra doesn't

corrupt Rafael's soul.

Huh.
Jane. What a surprise.

Well, I suppose you have a good
reason for barging in here.

After a run, apparently.

Birthday party crisis.

Bobby canceled.

Beyoncé Bobby?

Oh, no. Do we have a backup?

Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah.

My mom found this other group,
the Din-o-mites.
PETRA: Doesn't sound like

much of a crisis, then, right?

Certainly not
a valid reason to disrupt

a closed-door meeting. (laughs)

No, but I did want to ask Rafael

if he wanted to join Mateo
and me

to see the Din-o-mites tomorrow.

You know, just so that he
got comfortable with them

and, uh... and didn't freak out
at the party.

RAFAEL:
Yeah.

Yeah, sure, I'll-I'll be there.

That's it, then?

No more urgent
birthday party business?

No, that's it.

Tomorrow.

It's fine,
I'll talk to him tomorrow.

Petra won't be there
to lure him to the dark side.

Use the force, Jane.

Exactly, I will!

And I'm going to convince him

to turn himself in
and work with the police.

Good. That's what
he should do.
Agreed.

He won't have to go
to jail, right?

Positioning himself as someone
who can help find a connection

between Derek and
Mutter is his best bet.

Even though the blackmail's not
necessarily connected to her?

But it is, it has to be.

It just doesn't make sense.

Why would Derek blackmail
Rafael for a hotel?

Instead of for cash.
Yeah, that is weird.
Exactly.

Hey, does this make me,
like, your new partner?

(laughs)

Yeah, something like that.

(both laugh, ringtone plays)

Oh.

Susanna.

Oh, take it. Tell her
I've been covering for her,

so it's all good.
Okay.

SUSANNA:
Okay.

MICHAEL:
You're gonna help me?

I want Mutter caught, too.

So I got the case files.

Tech decoded that flash drive

with the criminals
whose faces were changed

by Mutter and Sin Rostro,

all 200 of 'em.
MICHAEL:
Great.

That's... that's great.

Yeah,
and at a million bucks a pop.

That's $200 million
unaccounted for.

I'll send you the names.

Look for any connection
to Derek.

(footfalls approaching)

Jane? Oh, that face.

You are even more
adorable in person.

Wait. Do we...?
Oh, sorry, sorry.

Your grandmother showed me so
many pictures. Beverly Flores.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Simon & Schuster
Beverly Flores?

Yes! Yes. Hi.

Hi.
Hi.

Such a pleasure to meet you.

And you.
Oh.

Honestly, I don't
read new writers,

but your abuela
is such a hoot.

She promised to pray for me
every night if I read your work.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
The work which

Professor Donaldson said
was just good?

And your abuela says
it's just great.

(sighs)
Michael.

Oh, wow, you're so much
taller than I thought.

Oh. (laughs)

Okay, I will leave you
two lovebirds alone.

I'll be looking for
you in my inbox, Jane.

Waiting to be wowed.

Terrific. Thank... thank you.
Thank you so much.

(sighs)
Alba's publishing friend?

Oh. What do I do?

Professor Donaldson says
I shouldn't send it yet,

but she does
hate romance.

Do you think
it's ready?
I don't know.

Will you read it?

Of course. I'm dying to.

But I need you to give
me an honest opinion.

ROGELIO:
Honestly?

These shorts are amazing!

It's like a purse, but in
pants form. So many pockets.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Looks like Rogelio is enjoying
his new job.

And I can display my calves,

which are the best part
of my lower legs.
Okay.

Well, you're an electric
today, so...

finish wrapping up that cable,
put it over there.

Wrap it in...
like newspaper?

Pick it up, wind it up,
put it over there.

Consider it wrapped. Wow.

I got to get all
the lingo down.
Hmm.

(sighs)

Oh, boy, it's heavier
than I thought.

¶ When you face
a scary challenge... ¶

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, my God, it's the
world-famous Din-o-mites!

As soon as they take a break,
I am tackling that stegosaurus

and triple-confirming
they're free tomorrow.

Yes! Go, Team Mateo!

Yay!

(babbles)
Yes! Yes.

Hey, so, listen,
I wanted to talk to you

about the Derek,
um, situation.

PETRA:
Oh, there you are!

Petra.

Why are you here?

I know how competitive the baby
birthday party market can be,

so...

I wanted to check
out these, um,

dragon whatevers
for Anna and Elsa.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Translation:
she didn't want Jane

to be alone with Rafael.

They're dinosaurs,
not dragons.
Same thing.

Only not really.
One existed.

The other is a fictitious
monster that breathes fire.

Well, they certainly
look similar.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Something tells me
this argument

is about more
than dragons versus dinosaurs.

And they weren't the only ones
having a tough day.

MAN:
Rogelio, over here.

(sighs, fabric tearing)

(sighs)

Finished, boss.

Really?
Uh-huh.

Ran all the cable?

ROGELIO:
Uh-huh.

Okay.

Hit the
lights.

(chuckling)

I work out with a trainer
three times a week,

but I never knew true
physical exertion until today.

(gasps)
Have you guys considered

releasing
a grip-electric workout DVD?

You'd make
a fortune!
De la Vega,

go to the truck,
get some sandbags.

Got it, boss!
Great for the glutes.

It's time
we kick things up a notch.
Agreed.

Let's make a little
schedule change.

What is going on here?

This is lit for my good side,
not my great side!

ROGELIO:
What does that mean,

Jerry?
It means
we relight

the whole
damn thing.

All that work you
did this morning,

you have to do it again.

Hey! No, no, no!

Too late. I already
got a great shot.

Don't you dare
tweet that.

(bird chirps)
(gasps)

All's fair in the battle
for Sexiest Telenovela Star.

How you holding up?

Well, I am filled
with rage, Jerry.

Which I will channel
into my cable duties.

Really? Crashing
a kids' festival?

I'm here for the same
reason you're here.

To find a musical act
for my son's birthday.
Oh, please.

You're trying to convince
Rafael that you know best.

I'm trying to stop him
from doing something dangerous

and stupid.

Good. 'Cause my plan is smart.

(scoffs)

You haven't even heard it.

Fine, Petra, tell me the plan.

¶ No, you don't go on a picnic
with a T. rex ¶

¶ If you do, I guarantee
you're gonna be vexed ¶

¶ You can fill up your basket ¶

¶ With fruits and treats
and sweets ¶

¶ But once that T. rex sees ya ¶

¶ You'll be
just his kind of meat ¶

¶ Yum, yum, yum, delicious... ¶

That's insane!

It won't work.
RAFAEL:
Really? You guys

aren't done arguing yet?

(overlapping arguing)

Stop,

please.

Look, I thought
about it,

and...

I'm gonna go with Petra's idea.

(Mateo babbling)

Okay. All right.
All right, Mateo.
(sighs)

You know, it might
not be a competition.

But I must say, it feels
good to finally win.

¶ Yum, yum, yum, delicious. ¶
(clapping)

Beautiful.

So much hair
and not a single nit.

Yes, well, shampoo.

Can I just say

I liking
that Rafael listened to you.

Me, too. This way, he has a
chance to get out of this mess.

No. Because I think he is
starting to love you again.

What?

No.

Yes.

This is something
I have been seeing.

The way he is looking at you...

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Huh.

It would seem
Petra is warming to this idea.

(Mateo coughing over speaker)
Aw. Mateo's a little warm,
poor thing.

I gave him some Tylenol
and put on a humidifier.

Michael?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ooh. That is cold, Michael.

(coughing continues)

(coughs loudly)
Sorry.

Oh, my God, I'm...

I fell asleep. I'm so sorry.

No worries. Totally get it.

It's, uh, late. Ish.

For Mateo.
Jane,

it's not the writing.

That's great.

But, you know,
romance, it's just...

it's not my thing.

Sure. Although you did
stay up all night

reading Angelique Harper.
And I think

your exact words were
"I couldn't put it down."

I promised you
that I'd be brutally honest.

It's not as good
as Angelique Harper.

But how could it be?
It's your first one.

I'm sure it took Angelique
a few tries to become...

Angelique, right?

Right.

(coughing continues)
Yeah.

(sighs heavily)

MAN:
Everybody up!

Up!

Federal Bureau
of Investigation.
Hands off

your computer, sir.
Put your hands up.

What the hell?
We have
a warrant.

Start with the computers.

Why'd you do this?

I didn't.
Let's go,

Mr. Solano.

Petra, call my lawyer now!

(Mateo coughing)
MICHAEL:
He feeling any better?

Poor guy.

I know.

What'd your mom say?
Well,

if we move the wedding
to Thursday,

she'll miss the actual ceremony.

You're kidding.
Her boss has
this huge deposition that day.

It was supposed to be Friday,
but they already moved it
so she could make

the rehearsal dinner.
We can't get married
without your mom.

My dad has to come through.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And, fortunately, he was.

Okay. What's
next, boss?

I just need you to change out
one last lightbulb.

Terrific. Changing out
a lightbulb, a job so easy

there's a series of jokes
about how easy it is.

(chuckles) Up there.

At this point,
I'll remind you that Rogelio

has a debilitating fear
of heights.

And leprechauns.
But that's less pertinent.

Are you all right?

Raf, you were gone
for hours.

(elevator bell dings)

(sighs)

It went great.

Derek definitely
bought it. I saw him

pacing the halls,
looking completely freaked out.

He'll confront you, you'll get
him to confess to bribing you,

end of story.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
That's right.
The whole FBI raid was a setup!

(elevator bell dings)

Those are
some great poker faces.

Rogelio's, not so much.

JERRY:
It's time to say
uncle, Rogelio!

There's no shame
in it, man.

Come on. Let's get you down.

I can't.

Rogelio, come on!

I mean...

I really can't.

(coughing, crying)
Okay, Mr. Sweetface.

I know. Maybe we should call
the pediatrician.

What do you think? Oh, baby.
(phone rings)

Hello? Hi, Jerry.
What's going on?

(drilling)

You heard me.

What's going on?

It wasn't me.
Why would I call the feds?

I don't get the hotel
if they freeze your assets.

What's in it for me?

You tell me. We had a deal.

I know.
You give me the...

(loud drilling)
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Shoot! I can't

make that out!
What's he saying?

Uh-oh.
I'm guessing the recorder

didn't pick it up either.

(drilling stops)

So you're telling me
it's not your fault.

That's what I said.

Because of our deal.

I give you the hotel,
you don't turn me in.

What?

Well, is that
what you're saying?

Where's the recorder?

Or I call

the police.

Nine... one...

Fine.

(sighs)

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, dear.

JERRY:
He won't budge.

It's been...
two hours.

Can you keep an eye
on Mateo? He's sleeping.

Okay. I'm going up.

(exhales)

(groans)
(whimpers)

(sighs)

They asked me to
change a lightbulb,

but I just can't do it.
And I know

what you're gonna say,
that it doesn't matter,

that you love me...
Wrong.

You're doing it.
What?!

Otherwise, Michael's mom
can't come to the wedding.

So stop being a baby,
walk this catwalk,

and change
that freaking lightbulb!

Sí... se... puede.

Sí...

Oh.

(grunts, panting)

No way he makes it.

Sí... se... puede.

Okay, I just...

(grunts)

(panting)

¶ ¶

(laughs)

He's been coughing a lot,
kind of wheezing.
(coughing)

(sighs)

(coughing continues)
Oh, baby,

you're really warm.

You know what, I'm
gonna call the doctor.
(crying)

Uh, what you did up there,
for your daughter,

um, I'm impressed.

I know that was hard
for you.

So I'll make due on my promise,

and, uh, we'll hold off
on the strike.

Thank you, Jerry.
Sure.

Oh. Huh.

Dad, I just got off the
phone with the doctor.

He said that I should bring
Mateo into the E.R.

(coughing)
You did the right thing
bringing him in.

With the high fever
and wheezing, we need to do

a chest X-ray
to rule out pneumonia.

And we're gonna need
to do some blood work

to rule out bacterial infection.

Who wants
to hold him down?

What?
While I draw blood.

(sighs)

Uh, me. Me. I'll do it.

Shh...
DOCTOR: Hold tight.
No jerking.

(Mateo screaming)

He's okay.

They ruled out serious

infection, it's not pneumonia.

Oh, thank God.

But they do want
to keep him

overnight, watch his breathing,

make sure he's hydrated.

We'll all stay.
No, no, no, no.

You guys go.

Seriously, it's a tiny room.

Rafael and I have it.

Are you sure?

Mm-hmm.
Okay.

All right,
let's go, guys.

I love you.
I love you, too.

He still asleep?

Out like a light.

Hey, you okay?

I'm just angry at myself.

I should have called
the doctor earlier.

Hey, come on.

He got worse quickly.

Yeah, he was sick,
I took him out.

It was so stupid.

Yeah, well...

we all do stupid things.

Petra's plan didn't work.

Derek caught on.

Oh, no.

I signed over The Fairwick.

Then... so...

what now?
You just hope that Derek

never brings it up again?

Well, he got what he wanted.

But when does it end?

I mean, what if he
wants something else?

The guy is bad news,
and I care about you, I...

I just... I just hope
this is the end of it.

(phones beep)

Oh, my God.

He's officially one.

I can't believe it.

(both laugh)

(sighs)

What?

His party.

Oh, my God,

we have to cancel Mateo's party.

Oh, hello,

dear network executives.

What are you doing here
at this late hour?

Those two are in charge
of replacing our crew

when we fire everyone on Friday.

Wait, what?

Before they strike.

Why not just listen
to their concerns?

Because we don't have to.
We can do the show

without them.

By the way,
congrats, you won

Sexiest Telenovela Star.

Two years running.

Okay, tracked down curly fries.

I love you.

Thank you.

I officially canceled
Mateo's birthday,

which I probably should
have done a few days ago.

What do you mean?

I was overwhelmed,
there was so much going on,

and my grandma pointed out

it wasn't so much for him
as it was for us.

Yeah, so what
if it was for us?

I mean, we got him
through a whole year.

Don't we deserve
to celebrate that?

Yeah, we do.

I can't believe it's been

a year.

It feels like
just yesterday.

¶ Show me ¶

¶ Who I am
and who I could be... ¶

When he was just a peach.

¶ Initiate... ¶

The fetus is around three
inches long right now,

about the size of a peach.

¶ Properly... ¶

And then seeing him
for the first time.

¶ And I'll run the risk... ¶

He's beautiful.

¶ Of being intimate
with brokenness... ¶

He's crawling!

¶ Through
this magnifying glass ¶

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Mateo,
you're cruising!

(laughs)

(laughing):
And when you first saw Bobby,

and you nearly clobbered
that other mom.

¶ Of being intimate
with brokenness ¶

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, right, this was just

before Michael returned.

Do you see that?

We need him.

Ugh, it's so extravagant.

When she and Rafael were

just about to get
back together.

Come on, Mateo
only turns one once.

Just... find out how to
get in touch with Bobby.

Huh?
(gasps)

¶ A thousand fingerprints ¶

It's true.

A lot changes in a year.

We did it.

(sighing):
Yeah, we did.

¶ Who I am... ¶

(sniffles)

And a lot doesn't.

XIOMARA:
Knock, knock.

Since you decided
to cancel the party,

we decided to bring
the party here.

(chuckling): Oh.

Hi.

(chuckling):
You guys are so sweet,

I just wish that
you had texted

'cause we're getting
discharged any minute.

I had the art department

make this.

I paid them this time,
don't worry.

Mateo will think he had

a party to rival North West's.

Oh.

Oh, and he's wearing

his special birthday outfit.

Oh, that is so...

cute and weird.

Thank you.

¶ Cumpleaños ¶

¶ Feliz ¶

¶ Cumpleaños feliz ¶

¶ Cumpleaños, Mateo ¶

¶ Cumpleaños feliz. ¶

Hey, look.

(laughing)

So, listen.

Huh?

I have some bad news.

I know you wanted
your wedding

on Saturday, but I have to join

the picket line on Friday.

But you changed the lightbulb.

They were gonna
walk out on Sunday.

Telemasivo executives plan
to replace them before that,

and I can't let that happen.

I get that.

I'll just find another venue
so that Michael's mom can come.

Oh, no, I figured
that part out.

Kenny,

our second AC,

has a sister who
flies helicopters,

so for just $3,500,

she will pick up
Michael's mother

after her deposition
and deliver her to church

with time to spare.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
It should be noted,

that this was just this
type of crazy spending

that Jane had been
trying to curb.

What the heck?
This is my wedding, fly her in.

Oh, stop, you don't
have to read it.

Just go back to Derek's case.

No, I'm reading your book.

Yeah,

okay, but I decided,
I could do better.

You know, I mean,

I've changed so much
this past year, and that?

That's like a...

first pancake, you know?

A little off. I want to give
Beverly the second pancake,

which I told her
in non-pancake terms.

What'd she say?
Oh, that

she'll look for it
in the future. We'll see.

I just...
(clicks tongue)

I want to dig deeper.

What?

Dig deeper, in my writing.

Dig deeper.

I... will.

No, what if there

is something underneath
the Fairwick.

What if they dug tunnels...

tunnels that are
connected to the Marbella,

tunnels that
were filled in,

when we found the
plastic surgery suites.

Maybe that's why this
hotel is so important.

Maybe this is where
the missing money is.

Think about it, why else would
Mutter need the Fairwick?

That's got to be where
she stashed the money.

SUSANNA:
Cordero, we don't
have a warrant.

You don't think Derek could take
200 million bucks and flee?

Exigent circumstances.

No warrant needed.

Meet me there.

Hello?

Is anyone here?

(metal banging)

What the...?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Is it the money?

Wait, no, it's...

Don't worry.

I left her in the Fairwick,
and I'm in the air...

with the money.

(knocking on door)

JANE:
It's open!

Oh, uh...

I thought you were Rafael.

I'm here to apologize...
profusely.

(laughs)

For, um...

for snapping at you at the park.

That was not...

Din-o-mite?

...kind of me.

I know...

it's not a competition.

Yeah, well...

I'm starting to think
it is, actually.

Excuse me?

And I do hope Rafael comes

to me for advice more.

What?!
Because

I won't tell him to do

crazy things like staging a fake

FBI raid.
Well, I was trying
something at least.

The wrong thing.

Oh, will you
stop already?

There is no right or wrong,

Jane.
That is not true.

So, you think it's right
for him to go to jail?

Look, you're an
optimist, that's all,

and I'm a realist,
and I'm getting tired of you

assuming that you're
the better person.

Which brings us here, now.

How's it going, Petra?

Perfectly, really.

I think Rafael has
feelings for me again.

He can see I'm the person
for him, not Jane.

Very funny.

(laughs)

Well, I wanting to be sounding
like beautiful sister.

Did it work?

Yes.

Well done, Anezka.

Wig is not perfect,
but I do better next time.

I can see what

Petra seeing in
him, actually.

He-he is

being very charming.

You stay away from that man.

Don't worry.

I won't mess up plan

we have spent whole
year working on.

Wow.

Has it been year already?

Time flies.