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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:30,650 --> 00:00:32,150 Ohh, you're so good. 3 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:36,150 Ohh, yes. I am the best, baby. 4 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:38,150 - Oh, yeah ! - Oh. Oh, that was a tit. 5 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:40,160 - That is a tit ! Yes ! 6 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:42,160 Oh, you're so big ! 7 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:45,160 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right, baby. 8 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:48,160 - Oh, doggie wants to hide his bone. - Yes ! 9 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:50,160 Oh, yeah ! I'm bone smuggling, baby. 10 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:52,160 - Man, would you shut up ! 11 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,160 Hey, Jimmy. Just wanted to say sweet dreams. 12 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:56,160 Yeah, yeah. Sweet dreams. Good night, Mom. 13 00:00:57,620 --> 00:01:00,160 - Kiss good night. 14 00:01:00,620 --> 00:01:03,160 - Something wrong with the reception ? - Uh, yeah. Yeah. 15 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:06,120 - There's-- There's this nature show that I'm trying to watch. - Take it off. 16 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:10,120 - And the birds are all scrambled and I can't even-- - Do me ! Yes ! 17 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:13,120 - Baby ! Ride me like a pony ! 18 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:16,120 - The thing must be broken or I sat on the remote or something. 19 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:19,120 - Getting ready for bed, son ? - Yup, I'm all set, Dad. I'm all set. 20 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:22,120 - Yeah ? - No ! No, I think he's tried to watch some illegal channels. 21 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:25,120 - Illegal-- Illegal channels ? - This is just bad reception, honey. 22 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:27,120 -Oh, spank my hairy ass ! -What's that ? 23 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:31,120 - Ooh, baby ! - You know what ? Here. Just give me this, please-- 24 00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:34,120 - Oh, my God ! - And let's get this-- Ohh ! 25 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:38,120 Okay, okay. Let's, uh-- What the hell's the matter with this thing ? 26 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:39,120 Yes ! 27 00:01:50,580 --> 00:01:53,090 Illegal channels ? Shit ! 28 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:55,080 If there's any channel that should be illegal, it's that "all-woman's" channel. 29 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:59,090 - Lifetime supply of pantyhose or some shit. - Yeah. 30 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:02,090 Hey, uh, did you see The Little Mermaid on TV the other night ? 31 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:05,090 - No. - Ariel, man. She's so hot ! 32 00:02:05,590 --> 00:02:09,090 - Yeah, Oz. But not when she's on land. - She's a mermaid, dude. 33 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:13,090 Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's party. We got to go. It'll be great. 34 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:17,090 Why ? All that happens at Stifler's parties is people get drunk and do it. 35 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:19,090 Yeah. 36 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:21,090 Now, come on, Kevin. Open it. 37 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:24,090 It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky. You got in. 38 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:26,090 If you think so, just open it. 39 00:02:26,550 --> 00:02:28,050 - Fine. 40 00:02:33,550 --> 00:02:35,050 Hmm. 41 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:39,050 "Dear Miss Latham: We're sorry but after keeping you on the waiting list... 42 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:43,050 for the past couple of months, we've decided that you are now rejected." 43 00:02:43,550 --> 00:02:45,050 - Shut up ! 44 00:02:45,550 --> 00:02:50,050 - You got in. - Yes ! I love you ! 45 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:52,050 Okay. 46 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:01,050 Hey, you think I should wear this shirt to Stifler's party ? 47 00:03:01,510 --> 00:03:04,060 You've worn that shirt for, like, three days in a row, man ! 48 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:06,060 Guys. She said it. 49 00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:08,060 - Said what ? - She said she loves me. 50 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,020 - Holy shit, dude ! The "L" word ? - Oh, man ! 51 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,020 Cornell's not that far from "U" of "M." 52 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,020 Yeah, it's only, like, seven hours. 53 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,020 Oh, and you get to drive across Canada. 54 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:22,020 - Beautiful country. - Whatever. It's doable. 55 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,020 Wh-What we should do today, in band. 56 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:29,020 Instead of playing our instruments regularly, we should play them backwards. 57 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,020 - That'll be so funny ! - Yeah. 58 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:40,020 No offense, but you're talking about a post-high school, long-distance relationship. 59 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,020 And you and Kevin haven't even done it yet. 60 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,020 That's not why we're going out. 61 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,020 What do you expect him to drive to Cornell for ? Milk and cookies ? 62 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,020 We're gonna have sex when he's ready and I'm ready. 63 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,980 It's got to be completely perfect. 64 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,980 I want the right time, the right moment, the right place-- 65 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,980 Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex. 66 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,980 - Finch. - Here's the man we are looking for. 67 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,980 - Gentlemen. - What's going on, buddy ? 68 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,980 - Same ol'-- Finch. You got the Latin homework ? 69 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:15,990 Oh. 70 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:17,990 It means, "My dog ate it." It's Latin. It's a joke. 71 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:22,990 - It's a Latin joke. - Yeah, Latin. Just drink your coffee. 72 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,990 - No, Jim, it's mochaccino. - What ? 73 00:04:25,450 --> 00:04:26,990 What I'm drinking, it's mochaccino. It's not coffee. 74 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,990 'Nova ! 75 00:04:30,450 --> 00:04:31,950 - What's up, dude ? 76 00:04:32,450 --> 00:04:33,950 You coming to the party tonight, Ozzie, you fuckface ? 77 00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:35,950 Uh, depends if my date wants to stop by. 78 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:39,950 - I'm working on something new. - I got an idea about something new. 79 00:04:40,450 --> 00:04:41,950 How about you guys actually locate your dicks, 80 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,950 remove the shrink-wrap and fucking use them ! 81 00:04:45,450 --> 00:04:48,950 Dude, it's gonna happen. She's a college chick. 82 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:50,950 Oh, right. I'll see you guys tonight. 83 00:04:51,450 --> 00:04:54,950 I'll look for you in the no-fucking section. 84 00:04:58,410 --> 00:05:01,950 All right. I'm shooting for a 9:00 E.T.A. Beer in hand by five after. 85 00:05:02,410 --> 00:05:04,950 Breath check. 86 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:09,950 - Thank you. 87 00:05:16,410 --> 00:05:18,910 - I wish you wouldn't do that. - So, you got something up your sleeve for tonight ? 88 00:05:19,410 --> 00:05:21,910 This is a foolproof plan, my friend. 89 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:23,910 I have a serious question to ask you guys. Okay. 90 00:05:24,410 --> 00:05:27,910 You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian chick ? She might be there tonight. 91 00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:29,910 Now, do you think she would prefer... 92 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:33,920 Laid-back Jim... 93 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:35,920 or... 94 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,920 cool, hip Jim ? 95 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:40,920 I don't think it really matters with that shirt you're wearing. 96 00:05:41,370 --> 00:05:44,920 What ? Correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one with the girlfriend... 97 00:05:45,380 --> 00:05:46,920 and you're still stranded on third base. 98 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,920 Hey, at least I know what third base feels like, okay ? 99 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:51,920 - You're still just a batboy. - Batboy. Batboy. 100 00:05:52,380 --> 00:05:53,920 - What are you talking about ? 101 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:56,880 Guys, uh-- 102 00:05:57,380 --> 00:05:59,880 What exactly does third base feel like ? 103 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:01,880 You wanna take this one ? 104 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:07,880 - Like warm apple pie. - Yeah ? - Yeah. 105 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:10,880 - Apple pie, huh ? - Uh-huh. 106 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:13,880 - McDonald's or homemade ? 107 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:17,880 Gentlemen, destiny awaits. 108 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,880 - -** It's been one week since you looked at me -** 109 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:24,880 -** Cocked your head to the side and said, I'm angry -** 110 00:06:25,340 --> 00:06:26,880 That's number five and six for the Stif-meister ! 111 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:29,880 - Yeah. 112 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:31,880 - Oops ! 113 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:34,880 - Holy ! - H-Hey ! 114 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:38,840 Nadia ! Buenos dias. Glad you could make it. 115 00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:41,840 - I'll be back for you later. 116 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:49,840 - Another party sultan ! - How ya doing ? 117 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:51,850 Welcome to Stifler's Palace of Love, fellas. 118 00:06:52,340 --> 00:06:55,850 - The keg's back there ! Enjoy ! - Yeah. 119 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,850 Vicky, Jessica ! Great to see you. Glad you could make it. 120 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:00,850 Haha, bitches ! 121 00:07:01,310 --> 00:07:02,850 - Sherman ! - Hey ! 122 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:05,850 What the fuck are you doing here ? 123 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:10,850 Fellas ! What's going on ? 124 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:11,850 Fellas ! What's going on ? 125 00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:15,850 Sherman. Not much. Just, uh, scoping the babes. 126 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,810 - Indeed ! Some fine ladies here, boys. - Uh-huh. 127 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:22,810 Confidence is high. Repeat. Confidence is high. 128 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:24,810 Sherman is moving to Defcon 2. 129 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:28,810 - Full strategic arsenal ready for deployment. - Hey ! 130 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:30,810 You have something going tonight, Sherman ? 131 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:32,810 You see that Central chick, Bernette ? 132 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:34,810 - Um, no. - No. 133 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:37,810 She's around. Seems she's taken a liking to me. 134 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:42,810 Fellas, it's time she experienced... the Shermanator. 135 00:07:43,270 --> 00:07:45,810 Yeah, okay, Sherman. Whatever. 136 00:07:46,270 --> 00:07:49,810 I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time... 137 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,810 to change the future for one lucky lady. 138 00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:56,820 - Go get 'em, tiger. - I'll be back ! 139 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,770 - Hopeless. - Completely. 140 00:08:01,270 --> 00:08:02,770 - Hi. - Hey, Vic. 141 00:08:03,270 --> 00:08:05,780 Oh, shit. Guys-- Guys-- 142 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:09,780 There's Nadia and she just looked at me. 143 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,780 - She just looked at me. - Well, why don't you go talk to her ? 144 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,780 Yeah. 145 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,780 Yeah, you're right, Kev. I should just go talk to her. 146 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,780 Yeah, I could do that. Sure. 147 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,780 Sure. 148 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,780 Kev ? Kev ? Ke-- 149 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,740 Yeah. Yeah. 150 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:48,740 -** At last -** 151 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,740 -** My love -** 152 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,740 -** Has come along -** 153 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:02,740 -** My lonely days -** 154 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:07,740 - -** Are over -** - That's great ! 155 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,740 -** And life is like a song -** 156 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,750 -** Oh, yeah, yeah -** 157 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,750 -** At last -** 158 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,710 See ya later. 159 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:25,710 -** The stars above -**-** 160 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:34,710 - We're here for the party. 161 00:09:35,210 --> 00:09:37,710 What party ? There's no party. 162 00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:46,710 Weird. Try the house down the street. 163 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:52,710 So, what's your major ? 164 00:09:54,170 --> 00:09:55,710 Post-modern feminist thought. 165 00:09:56,170 --> 00:09:58,710 Oh, cool. Great night, isn't it ? 166 00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:01,710 Sure. 167 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:07,670 Yeah, it's just something about the springtime that's just cool, you know ? 168 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:11,670 - Like the smell of fresh rain or something. - Mmm. 169 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:14,670 Suck me, beautiful. 170 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,670 What did you just say ? 171 00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:20,670 - Suck me, beautiful. 172 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:25,670 My friends call me "'Nova," as in Casanova. 173 00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:28,680 That's pathetic. 174 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,680 Jeez, you don't have to laugh at me. 175 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,680 Well, there's just some things you need to learn, that's all. 176 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:36,680 - Like what ? - Well, you've got to tone it down. 177 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:38,680 You don't need to come to a place like Lookout Point... 178 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:41,680 and spout off cheeseball lines to be romantic. 179 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,680 - Okay. - You have to pay attention to a girl. 180 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:49,640 Be sensitive to her feelings. Relationships are reciprocal. 181 00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:53,640 Come on, Casanova. I'll take you back to your friends. 182 00:10:59,140 --> 00:11:02,640 Vicky, think it's time to take the next step in our relationship ? 183 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:06,640 - Tonight ? - Yeah, it's such a perfect evening. 184 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:09,640 I mean, it's how you've always pictured it, isn't it ? 185 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,640 Damn, my parts fucking stink ! 186 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:15,640 Dude, you gotta take a shit ! You smell like a Yeti ! 187 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,640 Or not. 188 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,640 Just relax. 189 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,640 You actually said that ? 190 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,600 - Shut up ! 191 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:32,600 You did a hell of a lot better than I did with Nadia. 192 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,600 Oh, thanks, Jim, that's great. That's really reassuring. 193 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,600 Hey, no problem, 'Nova. 194 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:42,600 Hey, don't call me 'Nova anymore. I'm a-- I'm a fraud. 195 00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:44,600 You guys are pathetic. 196 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:47,610 I'm gonna find myself a little hottie. 197 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:51,610 "Suck me, beautiful" ! 198 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:58,610 - Let me know. - Okay. 199 00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:01,610 Keep going. 200 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:03,610 I should be able to talk to girls. 201 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:06,610 I'm articulate. 202 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:08,610 You know, I got a 720 on my S.A.T. verbal. 203 00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:11,570 Bullshit. There's no way. 204 00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:15,570 I kid you not, man. Look. Listen. 205 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:19,570 - Copious. Verisimilitude. - Mmm. 206 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:22,570 Oh, ohh. Now. 207 00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:26,570 Ohh. 208 00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:34,570 Suck me, beautiful ! 209 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:37,570 - Damn it, Stifler. - Checkout time ! 210 00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:43,570 - Please, vacate the room. - You are such a jerk. 211 00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:50,570 God, I can't believe how many cool people are at this party. 212 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:54,530 Yup. 213 00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:56,530 And you got a keg too ! 214 00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:59,530 - Wow ! - Indeed. 215 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,540 Oh, wait. I left my beer downstairs. 216 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,540 No. No. Here, babe ! 217 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,540 Thanks. 218 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,540 You're really beautiful. Oh-- 219 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,540 - Really ? - Oh, yeah. 220 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,500 You know what ? I don't know if I want to be doing this. 221 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,500 - Doing what ? - You know, like, if we hook up tonight, 222 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,500 tomorrow I'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about. 223 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,500 No way ! 224 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,500 Steve, you could at least look at me when you say that ! 225 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,500 Look. Sarah, 226 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,500 I-- I wouldn't go telling stories or anything about you. 227 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:05,500 I promise. So, just... relax, 228 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,510 take it slow... and let the good times roll. 229 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,460 - Okay. - All right. 230 00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:23,470 What's wrong ? 231 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:28,470 What's wrong ? What is it ? 232 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:35,470 - Xenophobic. 233 00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:39,470 Oh ! 234 00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:42,470 - Regurgitation. - I know that one. 235 00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:47,470 - Kevin likes it. - He likes getting head. 236 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,470 Gee, what a total shocker. What about you, Vicky ? 237 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,470 I mean, h-have you just never had one with Kevin... 238 00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:54,470 or have you never had one, period ? 239 00:14:54,930 --> 00:14:56,430 I've had one. 240 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,430 - I think. - Okay. 241 00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:02,430 That's a no. No wonder you're not psyched about sex. 242 00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:04,430 You tell me you never even had one manually ? 243 00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:08,430 - I've never tried it. - You've never double-clicked your mouse ? 244 00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:11,430 - Ha-ha, nice ! 245 00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:14,430 - Jesus ! Stifler, how much did you drink, man ? 246 00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:18,430 Hey, Stifler ? How's the pale ale ? 247 00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:21,430 - Fuck you ! - Ooh, whoo ! 248 00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:26,440 - That's Stifler's mom ? - Yup. 249 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:31,440 Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman like this produced a guy like Stifler. 250 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:35,440 - Dude, that chick's a "Milf." - What the hell is that ? 251 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:39,400 - M-I-L-F-- Mom I'd like to fuck. - Yeah, dude ! 252 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,400 Oh-ho, yeah ! 253 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,400 - Yeah ! Milf ! Milf ! - Hey, guys-- Guys. Guys. 254 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:48,400 - Come here. - Sherman, what's going on ? 255 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:52,400 Yeah, uh-- Don't you think you fellas could try a little tact ? 256 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:57,400 I got company, if you know what I mean ? 257 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,400 She's hot ! 258 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:09,400 If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed. 259 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:14,400 Sherman ? The Shermanator ? 260 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,400 - Come on, man. 261 00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:21,360 Milf ! Milf ! 262 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:25,360 Milf ! Milf ! Dude, hey, dude. What are you doing to her, dude ? 263 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:29,360 Oh, my God, bro, dude. 264 00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:32,360 - Enough of this blow job bullshit. 265 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:36,360 - I gotta get laid already. - That's nice. Really, really nice. 266 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:39,360 - Can I have a ride ? - Sure. 267 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:43,370 - Vicky, wait. - Not for you. 268 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:47,370 Yeti ! I am the Yeti ! 269 00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:58,370 - Good morning, gentlemen. - Finch. 270 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:02,330 Where were you last night, huh ? What happened to that foolproof plan of yours ? 271 00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:05,330 Well, I was going for a fashionably-late entrance and I was too late. 272 00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:08,330 So, no ladies left. 273 00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:11,330 It was a very special night, very special. 274 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,330 - Guys. Guys. 275 00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:20,330 - I'll never forget this. - Oh, I'll never forget it, either. 276 00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:24,330 - Thank you. - Uhh. 277 00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:28,330 - Well, bye. - Bye. 278 00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,330 Bye. 279 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:36,330 Fellas, say good-bye to Chuck Sherman, the boy. 280 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,330 I... am now a man. 281 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:42,330 I highly recommend you join the club. 282 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:47,290 We were doing the wild thing... all night. I'm exhausted. 283 00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:50,290 I don't get it. I mean, how the hell did you do that ? 284 00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:55,290 It was just my time. It was just my time. 285 00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:59,300 Best of luck to you boys. 286 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,300 - I cannot believe this. - Come on, guys. 287 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,300 You know, we should be happy for Sherman. 288 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,300 No, we shouldn't be. 289 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,300 You know, I put in months of quality time with Vicky. 290 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,300 Sherman meets a chick for one night and scores. 291 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,300 - This is just wrong. - No shit. 292 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:23,300 How the hell am I supposed to become Mr. Sensitive Man ? 293 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,260 You know, we're all gonna go to college as virgins. You realize this, right ? 294 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,260 I mean, they probably have special dorms for people like us. 295 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:34,260 All right. I got an idea. But it's got to stay between us. 296 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,260 It's really simple. We just got to make an agreement. 297 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,260 Er, nah. It's-- It's more than an agreement. 298 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,260 - What ? A bet ? - A pact. 299 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,260 No money involved. More important than any bet. 300 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:47,260 Here's the deal. We all get laid before we graduate. 301 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,260 Dude, it's not like I haven't been trying to get laid. 302 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,260 Think about when you work out, Oz. You gotta have someone there, right ? 303 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,260 Someone to spot you. Someone to keep you motivated. 304 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,260 Well, that's exactly what we can do for each other. 305 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,270 I mean, we'll be there to keep each other on track. 306 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,260 Separately, we are flawed and vulnerable, but together, 307 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,220 we are the masters of our sexual destiny. 308 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,220 Their tiger-style kung fu is strong. 309 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,220 But our dragon-style will defeat it. 310 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,230 - Guys ! - The Shaolin masters from East and West must unite ! 311 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,230 - Fight, and find out who is number one. - Guys ! 312 00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:22,230 Come on. You're ruining my moment here. This is our very manhood at stake. 313 00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:25,230 We must make a stand, here and now. 314 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:30,230 No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused ! 315 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:34,230 We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be. 316 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:37,230 This is our day. This is our time. 317 00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:42,230 And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy. 318 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:44,230 - Amen. Yes. - I like that. 319 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:48,190 -We will make a stand. We will succeed. -'Bout time ! 320 00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:51,190 - We will get laid ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! 321 00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:56,190 Now, the sex: It's got to be valid, consensual sex. 322 00:19:56,690 --> 00:20:00,190 - No prostitutes. That's what you're thinking, Finch. 323 00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:02,190 Busted. 324 00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:05,190 So, basically, prom is our last chance. 325 00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:07,190 - Oh, dude. Prom sucks. - I know, 326 00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:09,190 but you gotta think about it this way. 327 00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:13,190 I mean, all the parties afterwards ? The chicks are going to want to do it. 328 00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:17,190 - Yeah-yeah, he's right. It's, like tradition or something. - The Rose Bowl. 329 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:22,200 - So, that gives us-- - Exactly three weeks to the day. 330 00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:27,200 - We're gonna do this. - All right, to the next step ! - Next step ! 331 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:28,200 Next step ! 332 00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:30,150 Next step ! 333 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:35,160 -** I have visions I was in them I was looking into the mirror -** 334 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:38,160 -** To see a little bit clearer -** 335 00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:40,160 -** The rottenness and evil in me -** 336 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:47,160 -** Fingertips have memories I can't forget the curves of your body -** 337 00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:50,160 -** And when I feel a bit naughty -** 338 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:54,160 -** I run it up the flagpole and see -** 339 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,160 -** Who salutes but no one ever does -** 340 00:20:56,620 --> 00:21:00,160 -** I'm not sick but I'm not well -** 341 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:02,160 -** I'm not sick but I'm not well -** 342 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:05,160 -** And I'm so hot -** 343 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:09,160 -** 'Cause I'm in hell -** 344 00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:13,120 -** Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding -** 345 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:17,120 -** The cretins cloning and feeding -** 346 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:20,120 - Well, did you get the flowers ? - -** And I don't even own a TV -** 347 00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:25,120 -** Hear the voices in my head I swear to God -** 348 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:28,120 -** It sounds like they're snoring -** 349 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,120 -** But if you're poor and you're boring -** 350 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,120 -** The agony and the irony -** 351 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:37,120 -** They're killing me -** Whoa ! 352 00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:41,130 -** I'm not sick but I'm not well -** 353 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:44,130 -** And I'm so hot -** 354 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:48,130 -** 'Cause I'm in hell -**-** 355 00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:51,130 Don't worry. You'll get her back soon enough. 356 00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:53,090 - You think so ? - Sure, she likes you. 357 00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:54,090 - Well, I like her too. - Do you love her ? 358 00:21:54,590 --> 00:21:55,090 - Well, I like her too. - Do you love her ? 359 00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:59,090 Um, you know what ? You can't really ask me that. 360 00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:02,090 Well, if you want to get her in the sack, I mean, just tell her you love her. 361 00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:05,090 - That's how I was duped. - Look, Jessica, 362 00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:08,090 I-I don't want to dupe her. 363 00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:11,090 All right. What you need to do... 364 00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:13,090 is learn how to press a girl's buttons. 365 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:15,090 You have to give her what she's never had. 366 00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:19,090 - What's that ? - Let me give you a hint. 367 00:22:19,550 --> 00:22:23,090 Ohh, Kev ! Uhh. Yeah. 368 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:26,090 - ? Comprende ? - You mean an orgasm. 369 00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:29,090 - You got it, stud ! - Well, you know, 370 00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:31,090 I'm-I'm pretty sure that I've... given her a-- 371 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:35,050 - No, you haven't. - Well, there was one time-- 372 00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:38,050 - No. - Oh, man. 373 00:22:38,550 --> 00:22:43,050 - Look, kid, it's up to you. The big "L" or the big "O." - Dickhead ! 374 00:22:43,550 --> 00:22:47,050 - You gotta see this. -** Do you believe in -** 375 00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:50,050 - -** Magic in a young girl's heart -** - -** Ooh, ooh -** 376 00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:53,050 -** How the music can free her whenever it starts -** 377 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,060 -** And it's magic if the music is groovy -** 378 00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:01,060 - -** It makes you feel happy -** - What did you cocks do to him ? 379 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,060 - -** I'll tell you about the magic It'll free your soul -** - -** Ooh, ooh, ooh -** 380 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:08,060 -** But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock 'n' roll -**-** 381 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,060 Great. See you next time. 382 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,020 - Hey, guys. Came to watch me in action ? - Yeah. 383 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,020 - I-I think you sounded pretty good. - Yeah, man. 384 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,020 I think you need your balls reattached. 385 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,020 - Hey, keep it down, dude. - What the fuck are you doing here ? 386 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,020 This place is an untapped resource. 387 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,020 I mean, check it out. 388 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:35,020 - These vocal jazz girls are hot. - Why the hell is he joining jazz choir so late ? 389 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,020 - Maybe he's preparing for another senior year at East ? 390 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,020 You guys, we don't even know him. 391 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,020 You dipshit ! 392 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,020 You're expecting to score with some... 393 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,020 goody-goody choirgirl priss ? 394 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:55,020 These chicks don't know me. I can work the sensitive angle here, fellas ! 395 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,980 You know, it's just like that college chick told me. 396 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,980 All that you gotta do is just ask 'em questions... 397 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,980 and listen to what they have to say and shit. 398 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,980 I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot of work ! 399 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,990 - Uh, just a second ! 400 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:18,990 Come in. Come in. 401 00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:21,990 Oh, Jim, you're here. 402 00:24:22,450 --> 00:24:25,990 Uh, I was just walking by your room and uh-- 403 00:24:26,450 --> 00:24:29,990 And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy, it's been a long time since we've had... 404 00:24:30,450 --> 00:24:31,990 a little father-son, uh-uh, chat." 405 00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:37,990 Oh ! I almost forgot. I, uh, I bought some magazines. 406 00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:40,950 Do you just want to flip to the center section ? 407 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:45,950 Well, this is the-- this is the, uh, female form. 408 00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:48,950 And they have focused on the breasts, 409 00:24:49,450 --> 00:24:53,950 uh, which are used primarily to, uh, feed young infants... 410 00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:57,950 - and, uh-- and also, uh, in foreplay. - Right. 411 00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:01,950 This is, uh-- This is Hustler. 412 00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:05,950 And this is a much more exotic magazine. 413 00:25:06,410 --> 00:25:09,950 Now, they have decided to focus on the, uh, pubic region-- 414 00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:13,950 - Right. Uh-huh. - The whole groin area. 415 00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:17,950 Look at the expression on her face. You see that ? See what's she's doing ? 416 00:25:18,410 --> 00:25:20,910 She's kind of looking right into your eyes saying, 417 00:25:21,410 --> 00:25:24,910 "Hey, big boy. Hey, how ya doing ?" 418 00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:28,920 - You see ? - Right. 419 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:32,920 Shaved is a magazine I'm not too familiar with, 420 00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:37,920 - but, again, if you flip to the center... 421 00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:39,920 section-- 422 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:44,920 Well, you see the detail that, uh, that they go into in this picture here. 423 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:47,920 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - It almost looks like a tropical plant or something... 424 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,920 - underwater... thing. - Yeah. Yes. 425 00:25:50,380 --> 00:25:52,920 - Do you know what a clitoris is ? - Oh, my God. 426 00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:54,920 - Well, don't say, "Oh--" - Yes, I know what a clitoris is. 427 00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:56,920 Oh, you do. Oh, I see. Yes, you do. I forgot you've been there and back. 428 00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:58,920 - You know everything-- - I've learned about it in Sex Ed-- 429 00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:01,920 - I really don't need you to talk about clitoris. - I'm trying to make this painless-- 430 00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:04,880 - You know what ? I'm sorry. Okay ? I'm sorry. - No-no-no. 431 00:26:05,380 --> 00:26:07,880 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 432 00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:09,880 I shouldn't have got hot there. 433 00:26:11,380 --> 00:26:12,880 Well, you know what I'm going to do, Jim. 434 00:26:13,380 --> 00:26:14,880 I'm going to just leave these books here... 435 00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:17,880 for you to, uh, peruse at your, uh-- at your leisure. 436 00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:21,880 Wait ! 437 00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:27,880 Well, safer than a tube sock. 438 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:33,890 - Okay, that-- That was good. - Yeah. 439 00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:39,890 - See you at dinner. - Uh, yeah. I'll see you at dinner. 440 00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:42,890 So, Finch, this is your plan ? 441 00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:45,850 You know, I don't think girls are into the whole mini-golf thing. 442 00:26:46,350 --> 00:26:47,850 Kevin, I'm sure that they're not. 443 00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:51,850 Actually, there is one small matter that I need to ask for your cooperation in. 444 00:26:52,350 --> 00:26:54,850 - In the spirit of this whole pact, you know ? - Sure, what do you need ? 445 00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:57,850 Whatever you hear about me, you agree. And tell all the boys the same thing. 446 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:01,850 Look, I gotta go. Sixteen minutes round-trip. 447 00:27:02,350 --> 00:27:04,850 You know, Finch, it's-- it's senior year. 448 00:27:05,350 --> 00:27:07,850 I mean, don't you think it's time you learned how to take a dump at school ? 449 00:27:08,310 --> 00:27:10,850 When was the last time you looked at the facilities in this school ? 450 00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:19,850 - Excuse me. 451 00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:22,850 Uh, that's Paul Finch, right ? 452 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,810 - Yeah. - Well, you've seen him in the locker room, right ? 453 00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:30,810 - Uh, yeah. - So, my friends, they want to know. Is it true ? 454 00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:33,810 You know, that he's... equipped. 455 00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:37,810 I have no idea. Finch showers with his bathing suit on. 456 00:27:38,310 --> 00:27:39,810 I mean, uh-- 457 00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:43,810 As a matter of fact, it is true. The guy's huge ! 458 00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:46,810 - Does he have a date for the prom yet ? - No, definitely not. 459 00:27:47,310 --> 00:27:48,810 All right. Thanks. 460 00:27:50,270 --> 00:27:52,820 Oh, man ! 461 00:27:53,270 --> 00:27:57,820 So I was thinking maybe you could give me some advice, brother to brother. 462 00:27:58,270 --> 00:28:00,820 I thought you might know a trick or something to make her-- 463 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,820 - Orgasm ? - Yeah. - What's good here ? 464 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,780 - Try the spicy tuna hand roll. - What ? 465 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,780 - How do you do that ? - Hey, never mind that. Listen, pay attention. 466 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,780 Is that all that you're interested in, trying to get your girl into bed ? 467 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,780 No, it'd be good to be able to, you know, return the favor. 468 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,780 Be nice to know she enjoys things as much as I do. 469 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,780 See that ? That's good. That's what I wanted to hear. Now, you qualify. 470 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,780 - Qualify for what ? - My man, you've just inherited the Bible. 471 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,780 It originally started as a sex manual, 472 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,780 this book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam. 473 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,780 And each year it got passed on to one East student who was worthy. 474 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,780 Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff that guys have added over the years. 475 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:50,740 But you have to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year. 476 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,740 All right. So now you know. Good luck. 477 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,740 - -** If you believe in magic -** - -** Ooh, magic -** 478 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:08,750 -** Don't you bother to choose if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues -** 479 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,750 -** Just go and listen It will start with a smile -** 480 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,750 -** That won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try -** 481 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:21,750 -** Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find how you got there -** 482 00:29:22,210 --> 00:29:24,750 -** Do you believe in magic -**-** 483 00:29:25,210 --> 00:29:29,750 -** Scooby-dooby doo bah scoo-scooby-dooby dooby-dooby doo bah -** 484 00:29:30,210 --> 00:29:31,710 -** Yeah, magic -**-** 485 00:29:32,210 --> 00:29:34,710 What was that ? 486 00:29:35,210 --> 00:29:36,710 - Uh, sorry. - No, it was good. 487 00:29:40,210 --> 00:29:42,710 Well, it, uh-- It came from the heart. 488 00:29:43,210 --> 00:29:46,710 Well, keep it coming. All right, people, good work ! 489 00:29:47,210 --> 00:29:49,710 Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away, 490 00:29:50,210 --> 00:29:52,710 so keep on it, okay ? 491 00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:05,710 Not bad, Chris. 492 00:30:06,170 --> 00:30:07,710 Really ? 493 00:30:09,170 --> 00:30:10,710 Thanks, uh, Heather, right ? 494 00:30:11,170 --> 00:30:12,670 Yeah. 495 00:30:13,170 --> 00:30:15,670 So, you've got this sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on. 496 00:30:16,170 --> 00:30:20,670 Right. I feel like I've discovered this whole new side of me. 497 00:30:21,170 --> 00:30:22,680 I mean, uh, music is so expressive. 498 00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:26,680 Okay. I mean, I agree, but... 499 00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:29,680 aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone... 500 00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:33,680 -with your lacrosse stick or something ? -Oh, sure. Sure. 501 00:30:34,130 --> 00:30:35,680 You know, I know what people think. It's like, 502 00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:38,680 "Oz, he's just this kick-ass lacrosse player." 503 00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:41,680 You know, I also play football, by the way, but that's, like, 504 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:45,680 - that's not all that I am, you know ? - Of course, I didn't-- 505 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:49,680 I mean, it really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that. 506 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,680 You ? 507 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:54,640 You think I don't get that ? 508 00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:57,640 God, it's like just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend... 509 00:30:58,140 --> 00:31:01,640 that people say, "Oh, look. There's this Goody Two-Shoes choirgirl priss." 510 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:06,640 Yeah. So, like, what else do you do ? 511 00:31:07,140 --> 00:31:09,640 Well, the same things you do, 512 00:31:10,140 --> 00:31:12,640 Like hang out with friends and stuff. 513 00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:15,640 - Why ? What do you think I do ? - Oh, I-- 514 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:18,640 I just realized that I don't know anything about you. 515 00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:23,640 - I was interested. - Oh, well, what do you want to know ? 516 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:26,640 You know, stuff... about you. 517 00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:31,650 All right. 518 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:36,600 Mom, I'm home ! 519 00:32:33,070 --> 00:32:34,570 Oh, yeah. Oh ! 520 00:32:38,070 --> 00:32:42,570 - Jim ! - It's not what it looks like. 521 00:32:48,030 --> 00:32:51,580 Well, we'll just tell your mother that, uh-- that, uh-- 522 00:32:52,030 --> 00:32:53,580 we ate it all. 523 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,540 Goal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher. 524 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,500 - Nice game. - Nice game. Good game. 525 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,500 Hey, what are you doing here ? 526 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,500 Just enjoying my first exhilarating lacrosse experience. 527 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,500 - You kicked butt. - Oh, thanks. 528 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,500 - Um, Chris-- - Oh, you can call me Oz, if you want. 529 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,500 - Do I have to ? - You can call me Ostreicher. 530 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,510 - What's your middle name ? - Nah, forget it. 531 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,510 - Come on. I won't tell anyone. - Well, neither will I. 532 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,510 Okay. Um. 533 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,510 So, I had this thought and-- 534 00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:16,510 It may seem like it's way out of left field. 535 00:34:16,970 --> 00:34:20,510 I don't know if you can, but since I'm not going with anybody, I thought that maybe-- 536 00:34:20,970 --> 00:34:23,470 Those guys sucked ass ! 537 00:34:23,970 --> 00:34:25,470 Choir chick, what the hell are you doing here ? 538 00:34:25,970 --> 00:34:30,470 Well, uh, I was asking Chris to prom. 539 00:34:30,970 --> 00:34:32,470 So, do you want to go ? 540 00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:36,470 Oh, yeah ! That would be great. 541 00:34:36,970 --> 00:34:39,470 Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo ! 542 00:34:39,970 --> 00:34:42,470 Stifler, fuck ! I mean-- 543 00:34:42,970 --> 00:34:47,470 Why do you got to be so insensitive all the time ? 544 00:34:47,930 --> 00:34:50,470 What ? 545 00:34:50,930 --> 00:34:54,470 Whatever. Look, uh, don't forget. My cottage after prom. 546 00:34:54,930 --> 00:34:56,470 On Lake Michigan. 547 00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:59,470 Hey, wait up, you pussies. Where you going ? 548 00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:04,430 Ah, well, I gotta-- I gotta hit the showers now, 549 00:35:04,930 --> 00:35:08,430 but I think this is gonna be really, really good. 550 00:35:08,930 --> 00:35:12,430 - Yeah. Me too. - All right. 551 00:35:12,930 --> 00:35:14,430 - Bye. - Bye. Bye. 552 00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:23,440 - 'Appending Oz ! - Working with the choir chick ? 553 00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:27,440 What d'ya say, fellas ? I just dig those cute little sweaters she wears. 554 00:35:27,890 --> 00:35:31,440 - Nuts you do, you little horn dog. 555 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:34,440 Yeah ! Yeah, baby ! 556 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:38,440 Spank me ! Spank me ! Hit that high "C." 557 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,440 -** Ahhhh -** 558 00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:46,400 Come on ! What's going on here ? 559 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,400 I was being selfish and majorly insensitive. 560 00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:56,400 I'm a-- I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon. 561 00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:59,400 I think shithead really says it. 562 00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,400 You know what ? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. 563 00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,400 You know what ? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. 564 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:06,400 Oh, yeah ? How ? 565 00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:10,400 Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohh ! - -** Don't make me -** 566 00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:12,400 - -** Over -** - Vicky. Shh. Your parents are downstairs. 567 00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:16,400 - Kevin, don't stop ! - Just a second. 568 00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:19,400 -** I'm rocking steady -** 569 00:36:19,860 --> 00:36:21,400 -** In demonology -** 570 00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:27,360 -** Hey so that you could make it -** 571 00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:34,370 - -** You're really making it -**-** - Hon, can you tell Vic to come on down for supper ? 572 00:36:34,870 --> 00:36:40,370 - [ Screams ] Holy shit ! - Shh. You know there's no lock on your door ? 573 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,370 Ohh ! I'm coming ! I'm coming ! 574 00:36:53,830 --> 00:36:55,370 - Oh, Jim ! - Dad. 575 00:36:55,830 --> 00:36:58,370 Hi, I was just looking at the old family portrait out here. 576 00:36:58,830 --> 00:37:01,370 Well, that was a fun day wasn't it ? 577 00:37:01,830 --> 00:37:03,370 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 578 00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:08,370 Jim, I want to talk about masturbation. 579 00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:12,330 Now, I just want you to know that it's-it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing. 580 00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:14,330 And I have to admit, uh, you know. 581 00:37:14,830 --> 00:37:19,330 I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger. 582 00:37:19,830 --> 00:37:23,330 - I, uh-- I used to call it "stroking the salami." 583 00:37:23,830 --> 00:37:26,330 Yeah, you know, "pounding the ol' pud." 584 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,330 I never did it with baked goods. 585 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:33,330 But you know your Uncle Mort ? He "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day. 586 00:37:33,790 --> 00:37:37,330 See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game. 587 00:37:37,790 --> 00:37:41,330 You see ? It's like-- It's like... 588 00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:43,340 banging a tennis ball against a brick wall. 589 00:37:44,790 --> 00:37:48,340 Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game. 590 00:37:48,790 --> 00:37:50,290 - Right. No. - It's not a game. 591 00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:54,300 What you want is you want a partner to return the ball. 592 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,300 - Do you want a partner ? - Yeah. Yeah-Yeah, I want a partner. 593 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,300 - You do want a partner ? - Oh, I want a partner. 594 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,300 - Want a partner. Good. Good. - Of course. 595 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,300 Good. 596 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,300 So, once Hal becomes king, he has to take on... 597 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,300 the responsibilities of leadership and turn his back... 598 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,300 on his old, drunken friend, Falstaff. 599 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:20,300 You see, Hal is going through a... rite of passage, much like you all are. 600 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,300 So make most of the time you've got left together. You'll miss it later. 601 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,300 - So, does your tongue cramp up ? 602 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:31,300 - Nah. You get kind of dizzy, though. - Wow. 603 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,260 That's amazing. She's probably gonna want to do it soon. 604 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,260 - All right. Class dismissed. 605 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:47,260 Still questing after the Holy Grail, huh, guys ? 606 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,260 Hey, uh, where's Finch ? 607 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,260 - Oh, he went home to take a shit. 608 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,260 I don't get it. I just don't. 609 00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:59,260 How does a guy like that get this sudden reputation ? 610 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:03,270 - What reputation ? - Observe. 611 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:07,270 Ex-Excuse me. Do you know who Paul Finch is ? 612 00:39:07,730 --> 00:39:10,270 Yeah ! He's the guy with the tattoo, right ? 613 00:39:10,730 --> 00:39:16,230 - You know, the eagle and the blazing fire and that stuff. 614 00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:20,230 Well, um, if you guys see him later, will you tell him Courtney says hi ? 615 00:39:20,730 --> 00:39:23,230 Bye. 616 00:39:23,730 --> 00:39:27,230 - Okay. Explain. 617 00:39:27,730 --> 00:39:30,230 I can't. I don't know how he's doing it. 618 00:39:30,730 --> 00:39:33,230 I, uh-- I guess that just leaves Jim trailing. 619 00:39:33,730 --> 00:39:35,230 - Aw, Jimbo ! - Better sack up, buddy ! 620 00:39:35,690 --> 00:39:37,230 Yeah, I know. I'm working on it, all right ? 621 00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:40,230 James ? 622 00:39:40,690 --> 00:39:42,230 You are very good in the world history class, yes ? 623 00:39:42,690 --> 00:39:46,230 - Me ? Y-Yes. No, uh-- 624 00:39:46,690 --> 00:39:49,230 - Yes, I am. - Perhaps you could help me with my studies. 625 00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:52,230 Uh, yeah. Absolutely. 626 00:39:52,690 --> 00:39:54,230 Tha-Tha-Tha-- That would be-- That would be great sometime. 627 00:39:54,690 --> 00:39:58,190 - How about tomorrow ? - Well, I have ballet practice. 628 00:39:58,690 --> 00:40:02,190 Perhaps I could come by your house afterwards ? 629 00:40:02,690 --> 00:40:04,190 I could change clothes at your place. 630 00:40:06,690 --> 00:40:09,190 Oh. Uh... yeah. 631 00:40:09,690 --> 00:40:13,190 I suppose that would be okay. Sure. 632 00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:24,200 - Nice car ! 633 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:26,200 - I'm glad you think so. - You don't like it ? 634 00:40:26,660 --> 00:40:30,200 No, I like the car. By the way, though, about prom ? 635 00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:33,200 That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I invited you. 636 00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:36,200 - What are you talking about ? - Please. 637 00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:40,160 I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with. 638 00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:43,160 But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk. 639 00:40:43,660 --> 00:40:46,160 Wait ! I don't understand. 640 00:40:46,660 --> 00:40:50,160 I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies. 641 00:40:50,660 --> 00:40:52,160 Heather, I wasn't making fun of you. 642 00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:55,160 Gimme a break. You're so full of it. 643 00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:03,160 Fuck me ! There's gonna be an Eastern European chick naked in your house. 644 00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:05,160 And you're not gonna do anything about that ? 645 00:41:05,620 --> 00:41:09,160 What am I gonna do, huh ? Broadcast her over the Internet ? 646 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:13,160 - Yeah. - You can do that ? 647 00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:20,120 [ Scoffs ] No. I cannot do that to her. 648 00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:24,120 Jim, get some fucking balls. 649 00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:28,120 If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick, how you gonna sleep with one ? 650 00:41:29,630 --> 00:41:31,120 I don't like the kid, but he's got a point. 651 00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:34,130 See, even shit-brick knows you should do it. 652 00:41:35,630 --> 00:41:38,130 All you gotta do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the 'Net... 653 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:40,130 and tell me the address. 654 00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:43,130 You can send me the address too. 655 00:41:43,590 --> 00:41:46,130 I'll save you a seat. 656 00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:52,130 -** How sweet it is to be loved by you, by you -** 657 00:41:52,590 --> 00:41:56,130 - -** I needed the shelter of someone's arms -** - -** Someone's arms -** 658 00:41:56,590 --> 00:42:00,090 - -** There you were -** - -** You were, oh -** 659 00:42:00,590 --> 00:42:05,090 -** I needed someone who understands my ups and downs -** 660 00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:07,090 -** There you were -**-** 661 00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:11,090 Okay, that was good, but I want to thicken-up that solo. 662 00:42:11,590 --> 00:42:14,090 Michigan State is this Saturday, and I want that part to smoke. 663 00:42:14,590 --> 00:42:16,090 Yeah, I know, my timing's off. 664 00:42:16,590 --> 00:42:20,090 No, it's not that. I think it'll work better as a duet with a tenor part. 665 00:42:20,590 --> 00:42:22,090 I'll do it. 666 00:42:23,550 --> 00:42:26,090 - Dick. - I'll do it. 667 00:42:26,550 --> 00:42:28,090 Great. See you tomorrow. 668 00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:32,090 Hmph. 669 00:42:35,550 --> 00:42:38,100 - Why are you doing this ? - 'Cause I want to. 670 00:42:38,550 --> 00:42:41,100 Yeah ? Well, you can't fake this. 671 00:42:41,550 --> 00:42:45,060 You better practice. 672 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,060 - Come in. 673 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,060 Jim ? There's a, uh-- a young lady here to see you. 674 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,060 - Hey, Nadia. - Hi, James. Ready to study ? 675 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,060 Oh, he's always ready to study. He's a real bookworm, this kid. 676 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:12,060 - Dad. - That means-- He's not-not one of those nerdy guys but-- 677 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:17,060 - Dad ! - Well, I'll-- I'll let you two hit the books. 678 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,020 You want a beer ? 679 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,020 Oh, there we go. Come on, move ! 680 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,020 Steve ! It's my computer ! And I wanna use it ! 681 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,020 Shut up ! 682 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,020 Oh, you need to-- You need to change, right ? 683 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,020 - Uhh, do you mind ? - No. N-No, not at all. 684 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,020 Uh, please, you know. Just go ahead and get un-- get changed. 685 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,020 I'll, uh-- I'll go downstairs and start studying up. 686 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,020 - Yeah. - Okay. 687 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,020 Oh-- All right, there he goes. 688 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,020 Now, we're in business. 689 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,020 Now, we're in business. 690 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,030 - Back in a sec. - Jimmy, honey, wh-- 691 00:44:10,490 --> 00:44:14,990 -** He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb -** 692 00:44:15,490 --> 00:44:19,990 -** She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds -** 693 00:44:20,490 --> 00:44:22,990 - -** He's not that old I've been told -**-** - Ah, here she is. 694 00:44:25,490 --> 00:44:27,990 - Did I miss anything ? - No. You are just in time. 695 00:44:28,450 --> 00:44:31,990 Oh. Ohh ! This is incredible. 696 00:44:32,450 --> 00:44:34,990 Oh, my God ! This is too much. 697 00:44:35,450 --> 00:44:37,990 Oh, did you see ? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez. 698 00:44:38,450 --> 00:44:39,990 God bless the Internet. 699 00:44:40,450 --> 00:44:42,990 - Ai-yi-yi. - Do it. Take it off. 700 00:44:43,450 --> 00:44:45,990 - Oh, my God. - Ohhh ! 701 00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:47,950 Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day. 702 00:44:49,450 --> 00:44:52,950 - She takes her vitamins. - -** And it is way too unhealthy -** 703 00:44:53,450 --> 00:44:54,950 -** Often they've typically -**-** 704 00:44:55,450 --> 00:44:56,950 - Stop hyper ventilating. 705 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:06,950 This is, like, the coolest thing I've ever seen. 706 00:45:07,450 --> 00:45:09,950 - I know. 707 00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:12,960 Can you believe-- This is definitely one of Stifler's best ideas ever. 708 00:45:15,410 --> 00:45:16,960 What is she-- She's touching my stuff. 709 00:45:17,410 --> 00:45:18,960 - Why is she touching my stuff ? - Man, let her touch. 710 00:45:20,410 --> 00:45:22,960 - She's going through my stuff ! - Nadia can touch anything she wants. 711 00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:31,920 - Oh. - Oh, no. Oh, no. 712 00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:34,920 - No, no. - Oh, nice collection there, Jim. 713 00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:36,920 She's gonna leave. She's definitely gonna-- 714 00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:39,920 She's getting comfortable. She's not gonna leave. 715 00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:42,920 She reads the articles. 716 00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:57,920 Is she ? 717 00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:01,920 She's going downstairs. 718 00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:14,880 - Oh, my God ! - Jackpot, baby ! 719 00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:18,880 - Can you believe this ? - Nadia, I would have never known. 720 00:46:19,380 --> 00:46:20,880 I have an announcement that I would like to make. 721 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:24,880 There is a gorgeous woman... masturbating on my bed ! 722 00:46:26,380 --> 00:46:30,890 - Thank you, Nadia ! - If you ever had a chance with Nadia, this is it. 723 00:46:31,390 --> 00:46:35,890 - What am I supposed to do, Kev ? - Seduce her. 724 00:46:36,350 --> 00:46:38,890 Wha-- What the hell would I say ? 725 00:46:39,350 --> 00:46:41,890 Go over there and ask her if she needs an extra hand. 726 00:46:42,350 --> 00:46:45,890 - That's stupid, Kev. I can't-- - That's not stupid ! You're stupid if you don't go ! 727 00:46:46,350 --> 00:46:47,890 Come on ! Get over there ! 728 00:46:48,350 --> 00:46:50,890 - Get going, man. She's prime. - Get out of here ! 729 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:53,850 - She's waiting for you. - Okay, all right. I'm going. 730 00:46:54,350 --> 00:46:55,850 - Go ! - Go ! - I'm going ! 731 00:46:56,350 --> 00:46:57,850 - Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! - Oh, shit. 732 00:47:07,350 --> 00:47:10,850 -** She's open waiting for more -** 733 00:47:11,350 --> 00:47:14,850 -** And I know he's only looking to score -** 734 00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:17,850 -** And it's way too unhealthy -** 735 00:47:18,310 --> 00:47:19,850 - -** Often they've typically -** - Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. 736 00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:23,850 -** Been starved for attention before -**-** 737 00:47:26,310 --> 00:47:28,850 Oh, boy. Oh, God. Oh, crap. Oh, no. 738 00:47:29,310 --> 00:47:32,860 - Hello ? 739 00:47:33,310 --> 00:47:35,810 - Looks like Jim addressed the e-mail wrong. - What ? 740 00:47:36,310 --> 00:47:39,810 It went out to every mailbox in the East High directory. 741 00:47:40,310 --> 00:47:41,810 God, how juvenile. 742 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,820 - Hey, hey, hey, guys ! 743 00:47:44,310 --> 00:47:47,820 - -** Baby -** - Check this out ! Oh, my God ! Wow ! 744 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,820 Oh. 745 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:57,820 Please, God, let this be it. 746 00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,820 Please ? 747 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,820 - S-Somebody's going in there. 748 00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,820 Here you go. That's what you need to do. 749 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,780 - That guy's in my trig class. - Oh, no. 750 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,780 -Looks like you could use an extra hand. -Jim ! 751 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,780 - Well-- Oh, God. - Shame on you. 752 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,780 Yeah, shame on me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 753 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,780 - Uh, you know, I'm just gonna go. - Well, 754 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,780 you have seen me. 755 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,780 Now, it's my turn to see you. 756 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,780 Strip ! 757 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,780 - Strip ? - Slowly. 758 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:45,780 Uh, you mean, like, strip strip ? 759 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:49,790 For me. 760 00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:51,790 What is he talking to her about ? 761 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:56,740 - Uh, no idea. - Come on, Jim. People are viewing. Get to business. 762 00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:02,750 Perfect ! 763 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:05,750 - Move, James ! Move ! - Yeah, yeah. Move. 764 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,750 - Go, trig boy ! It's yer birthday ! 765 00:49:28,210 --> 00:49:28,750 - No ! No. No. - Please, God. 766 00:49:30,210 --> 00:49:31,750 - What's going on ? 767 00:49:37,210 --> 00:49:39,710 - Yes ! - All right. Get in the mix ! 768 00:49:40,210 --> 00:49:41,710 - See there. - Oh, okay. 769 00:49:44,210 --> 00:49:48,710 - This is disgusting. - What the fuck is this ? 770 00:49:51,210 --> 00:49:52,710 Cut it out, man ! 771 00:49:58,210 --> 00:49:59,710 Yeah. 772 00:50:12,170 --> 00:50:13,720 Freak. 773 00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:19,680 Did not just take out that chair. 774 00:50:20,180 --> 00:50:23,680 - Yup, he took out the chair. - More, more, you bad boy ! 775 00:50:25,180 --> 00:50:28,680 Oh, yeah, I'm naughty. I'm naughty, baby. Hyah ! 776 00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:31,680 Ohh, God ! 777 00:50:32,180 --> 00:50:34,680 -** Calling your name -** 778 00:50:35,180 --> 00:50:37,680 - -** Calling your name -** - Now, 779 00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:40,680 come to me. 780 00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:43,680 Oh, yeah. 781 00:50:50,140 --> 00:50:51,680 - Here we go. - He's in, man. 782 00:50:53,140 --> 00:50:53,680 - -** Calling -** - This just got a hell of a lot better. 783 00:50:54,140 --> 00:50:57,680 - Be gentle. - Okay. 784 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:02,640 - -** Calling your name -** - Uh-- 785 00:51:03,140 --> 00:51:04,640 - -** Calling -** - Oh. 786 00:51:05,140 --> 00:51:07,640 -** Your name -**-** 787 00:51:08,140 --> 00:51:09,640 - Jim ? 788 00:51:10,140 --> 00:51:13,640 - Oh ! Oh, no. 789 00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:16,640 - Oh. Ohh ! - Liftoff aborted. 790 00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:20,650 - Houston, we have a problem. - Oh-- Uhh-- 791 00:51:21,140 --> 00:51:23,640 - What happened ? What did he do 792 00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:25,650 He blew it. 793 00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:28,650 I guess I'll be going now. 794 00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:33,650 No, no, no, I'm-- I'm not done, Nadia. I've, uh-- I've got reserves. 795 00:51:34,110 --> 00:51:36,650 Nadia, please, please. I'm begging you. 796 00:51:37,110 --> 00:51:39,650 Well, I do like your dirty magazines. 797 00:51:40,110 --> 00:51:44,610 You do ? Okay. Well. Um. Did-Did-- Did you see this one ? 798 00:51:45,110 --> 00:51:49,610 This here is your-- is your more, uh, exotic, risque magazine. 799 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:51,610 - He's pulling out the porn. - He's desperate. 800 00:51:52,110 --> 00:51:53,610 Jim, just wait till she leaves. 801 00:51:54,110 --> 00:51:56,610 Very arousing women. They arouse me-- 802 00:51:57,110 --> 00:51:58,610 They arouse me very, very much. 803 00:51:59,110 --> 00:52:02,610 But, uh-- But not as arousing as you. 804 00:52:03,110 --> 00:52:06,610 - Oh, Jim ! - Oh, God ! 805 00:52:11,070 --> 00:52:14,610 Yes ! 806 00:52:15,070 --> 00:52:16,610 He's ruining daisy ! Whoo ! 807 00:52:20,070 --> 00:52:23,610 So, uh, "shaved" is the expression ? 808 00:52:27,070 --> 00:52:28,570 Holy shit. 809 00:52:29,070 --> 00:52:31,570 - Holy shit ! - Holy shit ! 810 00:52:33,070 --> 00:52:34,570 - H-H-Holy shit ! - Touch me, Jim. 811 00:52:38,070 --> 00:52:39,580 - Here. 812 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,580 Oh. Oh. 813 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,580 - Again ? - Not again. 814 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,580 - Not again, man ! - Is that possible ? 815 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,580 What a loser. 816 00:52:51,030 --> 00:52:51,580 What a loser 817 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:22,540 -** I needed someone to understand my ups and downs -** 818 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,540 -** There you were -** 819 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:30,540 -** With sweet love and devotion -** 820 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,540 -** Deeply touching my emotion -** 821 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:37,540 -** I just wanna stop and thank you, baby -**-** 822 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,540 - Hey, minute man ! - Shut up. 823 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,550 You know-- You know you're supposed to be supportive. 824 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,500 Hey, you think you still got a chance with Nadia ? 825 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,500 No. Her sponsors here saw the thing on the 'Net. 826 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,500 I-I really don't think they liked it. 827 00:53:54,010 --> 00:53:56,510 How do you know that ? 828 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,510 - She's already on a plane back home. 829 00:53:59,010 --> 00:54:00,510 Yeah. 830 00:54:01,010 --> 00:54:04,510 You know, guys ? Maybe I'm just not good with girls, period. 831 00:54:05,010 --> 00:54:07,510 No-no-no, really-really. Like-- Like I was born without that part of the brain. 832 00:54:08,010 --> 00:54:09,510 I mean, I can't talk to girls. 833 00:54:09,970 --> 00:54:11,510 And when I do talk to them, I screw it up. 834 00:54:12,970 --> 00:54:15,510 Yeah, well, come prom those excuses aren't going to do you any good. 835 00:54:16,970 --> 00:54:20,510 And one time at band camp, 836 00:54:20,970 --> 00:54:22,510 we weren't supposed to have pillow fights, 837 00:54:22,970 --> 00:54:26,510 but we had a pillow fight, and it was so much fun. 838 00:54:26,970 --> 00:54:31,470 A-And this one time, we all lost our music and we were supposed to play this song, 839 00:54:31,970 --> 00:54:36,470 but we didn't know it, so we just made it up and we kept playing and playing, 840 00:54:36,970 --> 00:54:40,470 and the conductor didn't know what we were doing, and it was so funny. 841 00:54:40,970 --> 00:54:42,470 -So, you're pissed about something, huh. 842 00:54:43,970 --> 00:54:44,470 You know what I do when I'm angry ? 843 00:54:45,970 --> 00:54:48,470 I just play some Bach on my flute. It's so relaxing. 844 00:54:48,970 --> 00:54:51,470 - I learned to do that at band camp. - Hold on, uh-- 845 00:54:51,930 --> 00:54:54,470 You have no idea why I'm angry ? 846 00:54:55,930 --> 00:54:58,470 Is it because we have a test tomorrow ? Sometimes I get cranky... 847 00:54:58,930 --> 00:55:01,480 - when I know I have a big test to study for. 848 00:55:01,930 --> 00:55:05,480 - Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much it. - I thought so... 849 00:55:05,930 --> 00:55:08,480 - because this one time at band camp-- - W-What's your name ? 850 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,480 - Michelle. - O-Okay. 851 00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:12,430 Michelle, um-- 852 00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:15,440 Do you want to be my date for the prom ? 853 00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:19,440 Really ? You seriously want to go with me ? 854 00:55:22,940 --> 00:55:25,440 Yes. Seriously. 855 00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:29,440 Are we going to Steve Stifler's party afterwards ? Because that would be so cool. 856 00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:34,440 - Sure, whatever you want. - Cool ! We're gonna have such a good time. 857 00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:40,440 It'll be like this one time at band camp when we all had a campfire-- 858 00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:57,400 Hi. 859 00:55:57,900 --> 00:56:01,400 - How'd you know I was here ? - Stifler told me. 860 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:05,400 - Talked to Stifler ? - Well, I needed to find you. 861 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:07,400 We're gonna have to work on that song. 862 00:56:08,900 --> 00:56:11,400 Okay. I'm glad you came by. 863 00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:13,400 So you work nights ? 864 00:56:15,860 --> 00:56:18,400 - My dad's the manager. - Really ? 865 00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:21,410 Cool. Tell him the subs are great. 866 00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:26,410 -So you're going to Michigan next year ? -Yeah. 867 00:56:26,860 --> 00:56:29,410 My parents want me to go to Northwestern, but... 868 00:56:29,870 --> 00:56:32,410 I don't wanna write all those extra essays they make you do. 869 00:56:32,870 --> 00:56:38,370 I mean, how am I supposed to know what my "most emotionally significant moment" was ? 870 00:56:38,870 --> 00:56:43,370 So when my "U" of "M" acceptance came in December, I just said the hell with it. 871 00:56:43,870 --> 00:56:45,370 - Onions ? - What ? 872 00:56:45,870 --> 00:56:47,370 You, uh, want onions ? 873 00:56:47,870 --> 00:56:49,370 Oh, no, thank you. 874 00:56:52,870 --> 00:56:55,370 So what are you gonna major in ? 875 00:56:55,870 --> 00:56:59,370 State's got a good business school, and I could probably walk-on to the lacrosse team. 876 00:56:59,830 --> 00:57:03,370 Well, you've probably got it pretty figured out, then, huh ? 877 00:57:03,830 --> 00:57:07,370 I mean, business is okay, and lacrosse is awesome, but... 878 00:57:07,830 --> 00:57:10,370 what am I gonna be, a professional lacrosse player ? 879 00:57:10,830 --> 00:57:12,370 I really have no idea. 880 00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:15,370 Thank God. I thought I was the only one. 881 00:57:15,830 --> 00:57:17,330 Well, you're not. 882 00:57:19,830 --> 00:57:21,330 So we're gonna be close next year. 883 00:57:29,830 --> 00:57:31,330 You mean East Lansing and Ann Arbor ? 884 00:57:31,830 --> 00:57:34,330 Yeah. 885 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,340 What are you talking about ? 886 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:40,340 I can't go to the prom with you. I'm holding out for someone else. 887 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:42,340 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 888 00:57:42,790 --> 00:57:47,340 I know it's a long shot, but I figure Paul Finch might ask me. 889 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:51,340 Finch. Shit-brick. 890 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,340 Oh, gosh. I-I forgot. 891 00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,340 You look okay. 892 00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:00,300 I-I mean, the scars healed really well. 893 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,300 - Hey, Stifler. - Eat shit. 894 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:06,300 What was that all about ? 895 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:11,300 - He's still embarrassed because Finch kicked his ass. - Who told you that ? 896 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,300 What do you mean, "no comment" ? 897 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,300 - Did you two hook up or something ? - What, are you kidding ? No. 898 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,300 Then how did all this get started ? 899 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,300 Well, I guess it's all right for me to tell you now. 900 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:27,300 That reputation of his isn't going anywhere. Cheese, please. 901 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,300 Finch comes up to me and says, "Jessica, 902 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,300 I need your help with this, blah, blah, etcetera." 903 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,300 So I said, "All right. Pay me 200 bucks, 904 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,300 and I'll tell a couple of girls that you're dynamite in bed." 905 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,260 So he did, and I did. 906 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,260 - That actually works ? - Well, duh ! Of course. 907 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,260 Naturally, I embellished a little bit. 908 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,260 Did you hear that Finch had an affair with an older woman ? 909 00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,270 No, I didn't hear that one. 910 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,260 That one was my favorite. 911 00:58:53,770 --> 00:58:55,270 Do that cheerleader. 912 00:58:55,770 --> 00:58:58,270 - -** Thank you, baby -** - She wants me. She calls me up-- 913 00:58:58,770 --> 00:59:03,270 -** How sweet it is to be loved by you -**-** 914 00:59:03,730 --> 00:59:06,270 Oh, my God, you're gay ! 915 00:59:06,730 --> 00:59:08,270 Sing it with me. You know the words. 916 00:59:08,730 --> 00:59:11,270 No, thanks, man. You've been singing that shit all week. 917 00:59:11,730 --> 00:59:15,270 If you try that at M.S.U. this Saturday, I'll kick your ass. 918 00:59:15,730 --> 00:59:17,270 Our last game is this Saturday. 919 00:59:17,730 --> 00:59:19,270 Yeah, well, shit. 920 00:59:22,730 --> 00:59:26,230 I've got this lacrosse game. It's really important. It's our last game. 921 00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:30,230 Central almost beat us last time, so this time I really wanna kick their ass. 922 00:59:30,730 --> 00:59:33,230 But it's gonna be cool, because the game's at State, 923 00:59:33,730 --> 00:59:36,230 which means afterwards I'll be able to stop by. 924 00:59:36,730 --> 00:59:38,230 So you can't sing at the competition. 925 00:59:38,730 --> 00:59:40,230 Heather, I'm sorry. I totally blew it. 926 00:59:40,730 --> 00:59:45,230 It's okay. You should... do what makes you happy. 927 00:59:47,690 --> 00:59:51,230 All right. Listen, thanks for understanding. 928 00:59:51,690 --> 00:59:53,230 Yeah. 929 00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:56,230 So, uh, I guess I'll see you later ? 930 00:59:56,690 --> 00:59:59,230 Mm-hmm. 931 01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:14,200 Hey, Kevin. 932 01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:19,200 - You seen shit-brick lately ? - Why ? What did you do to him ? 933 01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:21,200 Me ? Nothing. 934 01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:24,200 See, I'm the one whose ass he kicked. 935 01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:27,200 But, uh, I'll tell you one thing, though. 936 01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:31,200 I don't think he's gonna have a problem shitting in school anymore. 937 01:00:31,660 --> 01:00:33,200 Slipped a little something into his mochaccino. 938 01:00:35,660 --> 01:00:38,200 Oh, God ! 939 01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:41,200 Oh ! Oh ! 940 01:00:47,660 --> 01:00:49,160 Jesus. 941 01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:52,160 Right this way, sir. 942 01:00:58,660 --> 01:01:01,160 Oh, God. 943 01:01:29,630 --> 01:01:32,130 - Oh, no. 944 01:01:33,630 --> 01:01:35,130 It's gonna be fun. 945 01:01:35,630 --> 01:01:37,130 You know it's just gonna be some crappy band and stupid decorations. 946 01:01:37,630 --> 01:01:41,130 You're just saying that because prom's a week away and you don't have a date. 947 01:01:41,630 --> 01:01:44,130 No, no, no. I don't want a date. 948 01:01:44,630 --> 01:01:48,130 - Finch is going stag and... so am I. 949 01:01:48,590 --> 01:01:52,130 God, he's like so... refined. 950 01:01:52,590 --> 01:01:55,130 - You think that older woman thing is true ? 951 01:01:55,590 --> 01:01:58,130 Yeah, it's true. It was Stifler's mom. 952 01:02:00,590 --> 01:02:04,130 - Joanie, was that you ? 953 01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:06,130 - Oh ! - Can't hold it. 954 01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:09,090 Oh ! 955 01:02:38,550 --> 01:02:42,100 - Yeah ! 956 01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,100 Kev ? I think we've come... 957 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:49,060 - a really long way since homecoming. - Yeah, we have. 958 01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,060 Maybe it's time... 959 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:55,060 we start to express ourselves in new ways. 960 01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:57,060 - Yeah. - You wanna do it ? 961 01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:00,060 - Yeah. - I love you. 962 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,060 It's your turn. 963 01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:08,060 That's not what I was thinking. 964 01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:12,060 Sex. It's always about sex. 965 01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:15,060 It's not always about sex. 966 01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:18,060 I just thought it was about sex this time. 967 01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:26,060 Look, Vicky, love is a term that gets thrown around, 968 01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,060 and-and people don't mean it. 969 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:31,020 When I say it, I want it to be more than words. 970 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,020 - You know ? I want it to be-- - Perfect. 971 01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:38,020 Exactly. 972 01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:41,020 Okay, Albert. You ready ? - No problemo. 973 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:46,020 -** I close my eyes at night -** 974 01:03:46,530 --> 01:03:49,030 Come on, Heather. Work with me here. 975 01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:57,030 Goal, Ostreicher ! 976 01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:01,030 - All right, Oz ! - Atta boy, Ozzie ! 977 01:04:01,490 --> 01:04:03,030 Whoo ! Yeah, baby ! 978 01:04:03,490 --> 01:04:05,030 - We're crushing you losers ! - Let's go, fellas ! 979 01:04:05,490 --> 01:04:07,030 Come on ! Whoo-hoo ! 980 01:04:09,490 --> 01:04:13,990 -** Bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee -** 981 01:04:14,490 --> 01:04:15,990 Focus on the music. Think melody. 982 01:04:16,490 --> 01:04:18,990 - Let the music be my guide. - That would be a start. 983 01:04:30,490 --> 01:04:31,990 Who's the man ? Stifler ! 984 01:04:35,450 --> 01:04:36,990 Huddle up, guys ! Huddle up ! 985 01:04:45,450 --> 01:04:48,990 Huddle up ! Come on ! Okay. 986 01:04:49,450 --> 01:04:50,990 All right, all right ! 987 01:04:51,450 --> 01:04:52,990 - Good hustle, guys. - Good hustle. 988 01:04:53,450 --> 01:04:57,950 But you can still lose. You all saw what happened to Oz out there. 989 01:04:58,450 --> 01:05:02,960 I don't want to ever see any of you thinking you're gonna score. 990 01:05:03,450 --> 01:05:05,960 You don't score until you score. 991 01:05:07,460 --> 01:05:08,960 - Until you score. - That's right, baby ! 992 01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:10,960 It all boils down to today. 993 01:05:11,460 --> 01:05:14,960 For you seniors, this marks the culmination... 994 01:05:15,460 --> 01:05:17,960 - of the past four years. - Culmination. 995 01:05:19,420 --> 01:05:22,960 I want you to think about what this means to you. 996 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:25,960 Do you guys wanna look back on your days at East... 997 01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:29,960 and know that you used the time you had ? 998 01:05:30,420 --> 01:05:32,960 - Hell, yeah ! - You do ! 999 01:05:35,420 --> 01:05:37,920 - Ah ! Good attitude, Ostreicher. - Good luck, fellas. 1000 01:05:38,420 --> 01:05:41,920 Christ, I didn't tell ya to leave the game. 1001 01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:43,920 I'm sorry, Coach. 1002 01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:46,920 You got someplace more important to be, Ostreicher ? 1003 01:05:47,420 --> 01:05:48,920 Yeah. 1004 01:05:49,420 --> 01:05:50,920 Ostreicher ! 1005 01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:55,920 Oz ? Fuckface ? 1006 01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,920 Ostreicher ! 1007 01:06:24,390 --> 01:06:25,890 - Hey, Oz ! - Ozmeister ! 1008 01:06:27,390 --> 01:06:28,890 - Oh, great. - What about the game ? 1009 01:06:29,390 --> 01:06:31,890 - I'm not playing. - You're missing the game for us ? 1010 01:06:32,390 --> 01:06:34,890 No, I'm missing the game for you. 1011 01:06:38,390 --> 01:06:41,890 - D-Does this mean I'm not gonna get to do the duet ? - Albert, you suck. 1012 01:06:47,350 --> 01:06:48,890 I don't think he's coming back. 1013 01:06:49,350 --> 01:06:50,890 -** Close my eyes at night -** 1014 01:06:51,350 --> 01:06:55,890 - -** Close my eyes -** - -** Wondering where would I be without you in my life -** 1015 01:06:56,350 --> 01:06:59,850 - -** Oh -** - -** Everything I did was just a bore -** 1016 01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:04,850 - -** Just a bore -** - -** Everywhere I went seems I been there before -** 1017 01:07:05,350 --> 01:07:09,850 -** But you brighten up for me all of my days -** 1018 01:07:10,350 --> 01:07:12,850 - -** With a love so sweet -** - -** In so many ways -** 1019 01:07:13,350 --> 01:07:14,850 -** I just wanna stop -** 1020 01:07:15,350 --> 01:07:19,850 - -** And thank you, baby -** -** I just wanna stop -** 1021 01:07:20,350 --> 01:07:22,850 - -** And thank you, baby -** - -** Thank you, baby -** 1022 01:07:23,310 --> 01:07:27,850 -** How sweet it is to be loved by you -**-** 1023 01:07:31,310 --> 01:07:32,860 Yeah, Oz ! You fucking rule ! 1024 01:07:33,310 --> 01:07:35,860 - Fucking rule ! - Yeah ! 1025 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,820 Maybe the words aren't that important. 1026 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:42,820 It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know ? 1027 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,820 Even if he can't say it, he does. 1028 01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:48,820 And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's okay, 'cause he's a guy, right ? 1029 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,820 - He's got a dick. He's a guy. - Right. 1030 01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:53,820 Wait. Is this translation right ? 1031 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,820 "Go home, bird teacher. I've had enough." 1032 01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:59,820 I don't know. I got it from Kevin. 1033 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:03,820 - So, does it hurt ? - What ? 1034 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,820 You know-- sex. Does it hurt ? 1035 01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:10,820 Yeah. I mean, the first time you do it, you know, it hurts. 1036 01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:14,820 But then you, you do it again and again and again-- 1037 01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:18,820 It just starts to feel good. Really good. 1038 01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:21,820 Okay, so say I don't do it. 1039 01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:26,780 And then I go off to college. I might end up doing it with some random guy... 1040 01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:29,780 - who totally turns out to be a jerk. - This is true. 1041 01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:32,780 And I'll wish I would've done it with Kevin. 1042 01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:34,780 So go do it with Kevin. 1043 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:38,780 - You think ? - Yeah. You're-- You're ready. 1044 01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:42,790 - You're woman. Look at you. You're ready for sex. - You're right. 1045 01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:44,790 - I know. - I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna have sex. 1046 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,790 - Now. - And it's gonna be right, and it's gonna be just perfect. 1047 01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:49,790 - Perfect sex. - Thanks, Jessica. 1048 01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:52,790 Please. 1049 01:08:53,250 --> 01:08:55,790 Kevin. 1050 01:08:56,250 --> 01:08:57,790 Kevin. 1051 01:09:00,250 --> 01:09:02,790 I wanna have sex. Now ? 1052 01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:09,750 Prom. 1053 01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:17,750 -** As you walk up those steps and garner your award -** 1054 01:09:18,250 --> 01:09:21,750 -** Try not to forget about me -** 1055 01:09:22,250 --> 01:09:24,750 -** 'Cause I was there when you had no one else to hold -** 1056 01:09:28,210 --> 01:09:30,750 -** You used to look just like a saint -** 1057 01:09:31,210 --> 01:09:32,750 -** And stumble into walls -** 1058 01:09:33,210 --> 01:09:36,750 -** You're a guy's very own quarantine -** 1059 01:09:37,210 --> 01:09:40,750 -** You used to never think you'd ever grow old -**-** 1060 01:09:52,210 --> 01:09:53,710 You must be excited about the big night tonight. 1061 01:09:54,210 --> 01:09:56,710 Thrilled. 1062 01:09:57,210 --> 01:09:57,710 Who's the lucky girl ? 1063 01:09:58,220 --> 01:09:59,710 Who's the lucky girl ? 1064 01:10:00,220 --> 01:10:01,720 Michelle. 1065 01:10:02,220 --> 01:10:04,720 - Michelle. - Yeah. 1066 01:10:05,220 --> 01:10:08,720 - She must be very special. - Oh, she's special, all right. 1067 01:10:09,170 --> 01:10:11,720 I'm sure she is special if you picked her out of the whole bunch. 1068 01:10:15,180 --> 01:10:17,720 Jim, I'm just gonna say one thing... 1069 01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:19,720 before you leave tonight. 1070 01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:25,720 I want you to be very, very careful... 1071 01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:27,680 when you're putting on... 1072 01:10:28,180 --> 01:10:30,680 the corsage. 1073 01:10:34,180 --> 01:10:35,680 Okay, Dad. 1074 01:10:36,180 --> 01:10:37,680 - Promise me. - I promise. 1075 01:10:59,140 --> 01:11:02,680 -** Midnight at the oasis -** 1076 01:11:04,140 --> 01:11:06,690 -** Send your camel to bed -** 1077 01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:12,640 -** Shadows painting our faces -** 1078 01:11:13,140 --> 01:11:15,640 -** Traces -** 1079 01:11:16,150 --> 01:11:19,650 -** Of romance in our heads -** 1080 01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:22,650 -** Heaven's holding a half-moon -** 1081 01:11:25,150 --> 01:11:27,650 -** Shining just for us -** 1082 01:11:30,150 --> 01:11:33,650 -** Let's slip off to a sand dune -** 1083 01:11:34,110 --> 01:11:35,650 -** Real soon -** 1084 01:11:36,110 --> 01:11:38,650 -** And kick up a little dust -** 1085 01:11:39,110 --> 01:11:43,650 -** Come on Cactus is our friend -** 1086 01:11:44,110 --> 01:11:48,650 -** He'll point out the way -** 1087 01:11:49,110 --> 01:11:50,610 You know, at band camp we have dances like this, 1088 01:11:51,110 --> 01:11:53,610 only they're way funner. 1089 01:11:55,110 --> 01:11:57,610 -** Till the evening ends -**-** 1090 01:11:58,110 --> 01:12:02,610 -** Hey, hey, hey Oooh -** 1091 01:12:08,110 --> 01:12:10,610 All right, status check. Where do you guys stand ? 1092 01:12:12,070 --> 01:12:14,610 Finch, we know where you are, but can't really use that as an excuse. 1093 01:12:15,070 --> 01:12:16,610 Jim ? 1094 01:12:17,070 --> 01:12:21,610 Uh, my date's a flute-toting band dork. Does that answer your question ? 1095 01:12:22,070 --> 01:12:24,620 Oz, is this vocal-jazz shit gonna pay off or what ? 1096 01:12:25,070 --> 01:12:27,620 Kevin, what's with the attitude ? 1097 01:12:28,070 --> 01:12:30,620 Attitude ? Me ? 1098 01:12:31,070 --> 01:12:33,580 I think you guys should be a little more enthusiastic. 1099 01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:35,580 This is the night we've been waiting for. 1100 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:38,580 We're in this together. You guys can't back out. 1101 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,580 Kev, you don't need us to get laid. Are you afraid or something ? 1102 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:45,580 No. Come on. We made a pact. 1103 01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:48,580 You can't break that. You guys are gonna have to-- 1104 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:52,580 Have to what, Kev, huh ? I don't have to do shit. 1105 01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:56,580 Forget it already. I am so sick and tired of all this bullshit pressure. 1106 01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:00,580 I've never even had sex, and already, I can't stand it. I hate sex ! 1107 01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:04,580 And I'm not gonna stand around here busting my balls over something that, 1108 01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:06,580 quite frankly, isn't that damn important. 1109 01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:08,580 I'm gonna go hang out with that geek over there... 1110 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,580 'cause at least she has something else to talk about besides sex. 1111 01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:13,540 Goddamn. 1112 01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:18,540 Yeah. 1113 01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,540 You know, at least I learned how to shit in school, buddy. 1114 01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:24,540 Hey, Finch. 1115 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:26,540 - Wanna dance ? - Yeah. 1116 01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:30,540 -** Oooh -** 1117 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:35,540 - How come you have no date ? - I like to keep my options open. 1118 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,550 I got something for you. 1119 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,550 Consider it a consolation prize. 1120 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,550 Jessica, this is great ! Wow ! 1121 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:52,550 - Felt sorta guilty 1122 01:13:53,010 --> 01:13:55,510 No, I spent 50 on the flask, 150 on the earrings. 1123 01:13:58,010 --> 01:13:59,510 - These are, uh-- - Let me just clarify... 1124 01:14:00,010 --> 01:14:04,510 - that you have no chance of scoring with me, Finch. - Of course not ! 1125 01:14:05,010 --> 01:14:06,510 So I take it you and Sherman are pretty close, huh ? 1126 01:14:08,010 --> 01:14:09,510 You met at that party a while back, right ? 1127 01:14:10,010 --> 01:14:11,510 Yeah, we were up all night together. 1128 01:14:12,010 --> 01:14:14,510 We had one of those amazingly deep conversations... 1129 01:14:15,010 --> 01:14:17,510 where you feel like you really get to know someone. 1130 01:14:17,970 --> 01:14:20,510 Deep conversation, huh ? 1131 01:14:20,970 --> 01:14:22,510 Is that what you call it ? 1132 01:14:23,970 --> 01:14:25,510 What else would I call it ? 1133 01:14:31,970 --> 01:14:33,510 Thank you, Great Falls. 1134 01:14:33,970 --> 01:14:36,510 We're gonna take a little break. You are beautiful. 1135 01:14:41,970 --> 01:14:43,470 You suck ! 1136 01:14:46,970 --> 01:14:48,470 Excuse me, everyone. 1137 01:14:48,970 --> 01:14:50,470 Sorry to interrupt. 1138 01:14:50,970 --> 01:14:53,470 I just thought you all should know this. 1139 01:14:53,970 --> 01:14:56,480 Chuck Sherman is a liar. 1140 01:14:56,980 --> 01:14:58,480 I never had sex with him. 1141 01:14:58,930 --> 01:15:02,480 He's never had sex with anyone. I know this because he told me. 1142 01:15:02,930 --> 01:15:06,480 Once he tried to screw a grapefruit, but that's all. 1143 01:15:06,940 --> 01:15:10,480 Oh. He also told me that when he gets nervous, he sometimes wets his pants. 1144 01:15:10,940 --> 01:15:14,480 - Thank you for your time. 1145 01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:30,440 - Guess what ? - Not interested. 1146 01:15:30,940 --> 01:15:34,440 Kevin. Come on, man. The bus to Stifler's is gonna be here soon. 1147 01:15:34,940 --> 01:15:36,440 - I'm not going. - What ? 1148 01:15:36,940 --> 01:15:40,440 Why not ? 1149 01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:45,440 Look, things didn't really turn out how I wanted them to. 1150 01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:47,440 I mean, I don't even know what I'm doing. 1151 01:15:47,900 --> 01:15:51,440 I-I'm acting like I've got everything together tonight. 1152 01:15:51,900 --> 01:15:54,440 I know that Vicky's gonna ask me if I love her, and... 1153 01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:56,440 I don't know what I'm gonna say. 1154 01:15:56,900 --> 01:15:58,440 I mean, I'm on the brink. 1155 01:15:58,900 --> 01:16:02,400 I'm just about to do it. I should be psyched. 1156 01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:06,400 I don't know. Maybe you're right. Maybe I am just scared. 1157 01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:10,400 Come on, Kev. Tonight is the night. 1158 01:16:10,910 --> 01:16:14,410 We-We are finally going to a post-prom party on the lake. 1159 01:16:14,910 --> 01:16:16,410 We have been waiting for this for four years. 1160 01:16:16,910 --> 01:16:19,410 Why else have we been friends with Stifler all this time, right ? 1161 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:23,410 We were friends with Stifler ? 1162 01:16:23,870 --> 01:16:25,410 Hey, look. 1163 01:16:26,870 --> 01:16:29,410 Sherman didn't even get laid. 1164 01:16:29,870 --> 01:16:31,410 - He didn't ? - No, he pissed himself. 1165 01:16:32,870 --> 01:16:34,410 - What ? 1166 01:16:35,870 --> 01:16:37,410 We'll tell you on the bus. 1167 01:16:37,870 --> 01:16:41,410 I'm gonna go inside and grab my bag. 1168 01:16:41,870 --> 01:16:43,370 My date too, perhaps ? 1169 01:16:45,870 --> 01:16:47,370 Stifler's mom got it in the divorce. 1170 01:16:47,870 --> 01:16:49,370 That reminds me of this one time-- 1171 01:16:49,870 --> 01:16:52,370 Hey, can I ask you a question ? 1172 01:16:52,870 --> 01:16:55,370 How come you don't have any stories ? I've got lots of them, 1173 01:16:55,870 --> 01:16:57,370 and you don't have any. 1174 01:16:57,870 --> 01:17:00,370 Oh, I've got stories. Believe me. They're just, uh-- 1175 01:17:00,870 --> 01:17:03,370 They're just a little more risque than tales of band camp. 1176 01:17:03,830 --> 01:17:08,370 Are they gross or something ? Like guy stuff ? Tell me ! 1177 01:17:08,830 --> 01:17:10,370 Okay. You want a story ? 1178 01:17:10,830 --> 01:17:12,370 Here's a story. Stifler finds this beer-- 1179 01:17:16,830 --> 01:17:20,380 This is the nicest room in the house. - Kev, it's perfect. 1180 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:34,340 - You guys are gonna fuck, aren't ya ? 1181 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:37,340 Fuckers ! Fuckers, fuckers ! 1182 01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:39,340 Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers ! 1183 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:43,340 - Out. - Aw, come on ! 1184 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:46,340 - Get out. - Aw, man ! 1185 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,300 There's something I've been meaning to tell you, Heather. 1186 01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,300 What's that ? 1187 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:11,300 It's gonna sound really bad, but, uh, 1188 01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,300 I want you to know. 1189 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:16,300 You see, uh, 1190 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:21,300 I'm a virgin, and, uh-- 1191 01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,300 Well, me, Kevin, Jim and Finch were-- 1192 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,300 We all made this pact... 1193 01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:29,300 that we would lose our virginity... 1194 01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:31,300 before high school was over, 1195 01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,300 and tonight is supposed to be the night that we all do it. 1196 01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,310 This isn't the best way to proposition me. 1197 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:41,310 No, that's-- That's not what I mean. 1198 01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:44,310 W-What I mean is, uh-- 1199 01:18:45,770 --> 01:18:47,270 Look, do you know what made me leave that game ? 1200 01:18:47,770 --> 01:18:51,270 See, Coach, he was giving us this speech about... 1201 01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:54,270 not slacking off when you see the opportunity to score-- 1202 01:18:54,770 --> 01:18:56,270 This isn't any better, Chris. 1203 01:18:56,770 --> 01:18:58,270 No, you see-- You see, Heather, 1204 01:18:59,770 --> 01:19:01,270 what I realized is that... 1205 01:19:01,770 --> 01:19:06,270 with you, it's... not like I'm running towards a goal... 1206 01:19:06,770 --> 01:19:09,270 Looking for the best way to score. 1207 01:19:09,730 --> 01:19:13,270 This may sound a little corny, but... 1208 01:19:13,730 --> 01:19:15,270 I feel like I've already won. 1209 01:19:18,730 --> 01:19:22,270 And, uh, I care about you a lot. 1210 01:19:23,730 --> 01:19:26,270 Oz, I know. 1211 01:19:27,730 --> 01:19:30,230 - You called me Oz. - Well, yeah. 1212 01:19:30,730 --> 01:19:32,230 It's what your friends call you. 1213 01:19:32,730 --> 01:19:35,230 I mean, I feel like I'm one of your friends now. 1214 01:19:35,730 --> 01:19:39,230 And... your girlfriend ? 1215 01:19:41,730 --> 01:19:46,230 -** Ain't never thought that I could love like this -** 1216 01:19:46,730 --> 01:19:49,240 -** This feeling inside me is growing -** 1217 01:19:49,730 --> 01:19:54,240 -** I never thought that you would care -**-** 1218 01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:15,200 Are ya lost ? 1219 01:20:19,700 --> 01:20:22,200 You're Stifler's mom. Uh-- 1220 01:20:22,700 --> 01:20:25,200 No, no, not lost. Just, um, 1221 01:20:25,700 --> 01:20:27,200 you know, taking the tour. 1222 01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:34,200 Hey, uh, thank you for letting us have this wonderful party. 1223 01:20:34,660 --> 01:20:36,200 As if there was an alternative in the matter. 1224 01:20:41,660 --> 01:20:44,200 So, you enjoying yourself ? 1225 01:20:44,660 --> 01:20:47,200 I'm... three sheets to the wind, ma'am. 1226 01:20:47,660 --> 01:20:50,200 I'm so happy for you. 1227 01:20:50,660 --> 01:20:52,160 But it takes the edge off, doesn't it ? 1228 01:20:54,660 --> 01:20:57,160 - Where's your little date tonight ? - No date. It was-- 1229 01:20:57,660 --> 01:20:59,160 It was a bathroom incident. 1230 01:21:00,660 --> 01:21:04,160 - Pardon me ? - Never mind. 1231 01:21:08,670 --> 01:21:10,160 You have anything to drink ? 1232 01:21:10,670 --> 01:21:12,170 I believe the kegs are upstairs. 1233 01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:16,170 That is what the cretins drink. 1234 01:21:16,630 --> 01:21:18,170 I'm talking about alcohol, liquor. 1235 01:21:18,630 --> 01:21:21,170 - The good stuff. - All right. 1236 01:21:23,630 --> 01:21:25,170 I got some scotch. 1237 01:21:25,630 --> 01:21:30,170 - Single malt ? - Aged 18 years. 1238 01:21:30,630 --> 01:21:32,170 The way I like it. 1239 01:21:35,630 --> 01:21:38,130 Why don't you go grab a glass from the bar ? 1240 01:21:40,630 --> 01:21:43,130 I think I should. 1241 01:21:43,630 --> 01:21:45,130 Allow me. 1242 01:21:46,630 --> 01:21:48,130 You know it's a bitching party. 1243 01:21:48,630 --> 01:21:51,130 The Stif-man always comes through in the clutch. 1244 01:21:54,630 --> 01:21:58,130 And then he just puked his brains out. 1245 01:21:58,590 --> 01:22:01,130 - That is a nasty story. - Yep, I told you. 1246 01:22:01,590 --> 01:22:03,130 Do you want to hear a nasty story of mine ? 1247 01:22:03,590 --> 01:22:05,130 It's sort of sexual. 1248 01:22:07,590 --> 01:22:10,130 Yeah ! Yeah, let's hear it. 1249 01:22:10,590 --> 01:22:15,090 Okay, well, this one time at band camp, we were playing this game. 1250 01:22:15,590 --> 01:22:18,090 I don't know if you know it, but it's called "Spin the Bottle." 1251 01:22:18,590 --> 01:22:22,090 And I had to kiss this guy named Mark Wander on the lips. 1252 01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:24,100 And-And he plays trombone-- 1253 01:22:24,590 --> 01:22:27,100 So how do you want to be ? 1254 01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:30,100 Like... how do you want to do it ? 1255 01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:34,100 I don't know. How do you ? 1256 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:39,100 Like... normal style. The missionary position. 1257 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,100 Okay. 1258 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:51,100 Kev ? 1259 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,100 - Yeah ? - I wanna hear you say it. 1260 01:22:53,560 --> 01:22:55,100 Okay. 1261 01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:01,060 Victoria, 1262 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,060 I love you. 1263 01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:07,060 I love you. 1264 01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:21,060 -** Don't stray -** 1265 01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:23,060 -** Don't ever go away -** 1266 01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:26,060 -** I should be much too smart for this -** 1267 01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:29,060 -** You know it gets the better of me -** 1268 01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:33,060 -** Sometimes when you and I collide -** 1269 01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:36,070 - -** I fall into an ocean of you -** - Oh. My hair. 1270 01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:38,020 -** Pull me out in time -** 1271 01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:40,020 - -** Don't let me drown -** 1272 01:23:40,530 --> 01:23:43,030 -** Let me down -** 1273 01:23:43,530 --> 01:23:45,030 You okay ? 1274 01:23:45,530 --> 01:23:49,030 Yeah. Go slow. 1275 01:23:49,530 --> 01:23:52,030 -** Say you'll stay -** 1276 01:23:52,530 --> 01:23:55,030 -** Don't come and go -** 1277 01:23:55,530 --> 01:23:57,030 -** Like you do -** 1278 01:23:59,530 --> 01:24:02,030 -** Sway my way -** 1279 01:24:02,490 --> 01:24:05,030 -** Yeah, I need to know -** 1280 01:24:05,490 --> 01:24:08,030 -** All about you -** 1281 01:24:09,490 --> 01:24:12,030 -** Say you'll stay -**-** 1282 01:24:12,490 --> 01:24:15,030 So the end of the story is you... 1283 01:24:15,490 --> 01:24:17,030 had to kiss the guy for 20 seconds. 1284 01:24:17,490 --> 01:24:20,990 Yes ! And he was such a dork. Everyone laughed at me... 1285 01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:24,990 - but I didn't care because it was so funny. - I get it. 1286 01:24:25,490 --> 01:24:28,990 And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. 1287 01:24:29,490 --> 01:24:30,990 Hmm. 1288 01:24:31,490 --> 01:24:32,990 Excuse me ? 1289 01:24:33,490 --> 01:24:35,990 What ? You don't think I know how to get myself off ? 1290 01:24:36,490 --> 01:24:39,990 Hell, that's what half of band camp is-- Sex Ed. 1291 01:24:40,490 --> 01:24:42,990 So are we gonna screw soon, 'cause I'm getting kinda antsy. 1292 01:24:52,450 --> 01:24:54,000 This'll do. Whoo-hoo ! 1293 01:24:56,450 --> 01:25:00,000 Ow ! 1294 01:25:00,460 --> 01:25:01,960 Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you. 1295 01:25:02,460 --> 01:25:04,960 Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you. 1296 01:25:05,460 --> 01:25:06,960 I don't want you coming so damn early this time. 1297 01:25:09,460 --> 01:25:11,960 What makes you think that I would come early ? 1298 01:25:12,460 --> 01:25:15,960 Come on. I saw you on the 'Net. Why do you think I accepted this date ? 1299 01:25:16,460 --> 01:25:18,960 - You're a sure thing. 1300 01:25:21,460 --> 01:25:23,960 Yes, I am. 1301 01:25:24,420 --> 01:25:27,960 So I said, "This is very obviously a Piero della Francesca." 1302 01:25:28,420 --> 01:25:30,960 Hmm. 1303 01:25:36,420 --> 01:25:40,960 So, uh, would you object if I said that you were quite striking ? 1304 01:25:41,420 --> 01:25:45,920 Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me ? 1305 01:25:46,420 --> 01:25:48,920 - Yes, ma'am, I am. - -** And here's to you -** 1306 01:25:49,420 --> 01:25:50,920 -** Mrs. Robinson -** 1307 01:25:51,420 --> 01:25:54,920 -** Jesus loves you more than you will know -** 1308 01:25:55,420 --> 01:25:57,920 -** Whoa, whoa, whoa -** 1309 01:25:58,420 --> 01:26:00,920 -** Stand up tall, Mrs. Robinson -** 1310 01:26:01,420 --> 01:26:04,920 - Mmm, you're dead. - -** God in heaven smiles on those who pray -** 1311 01:26:05,380 --> 01:26:07,930 -** Hey, hey, hey -** 1312 01:26:08,380 --> 01:26:09,930 - -** Hey, hey, hey -**-** 1313 01:26:10,380 --> 01:26:11,930 - -** Hey, hey, hey -**-** 1314 01:26:12,380 --> 01:26:14,930 -** Sway my way -** 1315 01:26:15,390 --> 01:26:17,930 -** Yeah, I need to know -** 1316 01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:20,930 -** All about you -** 1317 01:26:21,390 --> 01:26:23,930 -** And there's no cure -** 1318 01:26:24,390 --> 01:26:26,890 -** And no way to be sure -** 1319 01:26:27,390 --> 01:26:28,890 -** Why everything's turned inside out -** 1320 01:26:29,390 --> 01:26:30,890 -** Instilling so much doubt -** 1321 01:26:31,390 --> 01:26:33,890 -** It makes me so tired -** 1322 01:26:34,390 --> 01:26:36,890 -** I feel so uninspired -** 1323 01:26:37,390 --> 01:26:38,890 -** My head is battling with my heart -** 1324 01:26:39,390 --> 01:26:42,890 -** My logic has been torn apart And now -**-** 1325 01:26:43,390 --> 01:26:45,890 I had no idea you'd be this good. Neither did I. 1326 01:26:46,350 --> 01:26:47,890 Oh, Finchy. Finch. 1327 01:26:48,350 --> 01:26:50,890 - Oh, Stifler's mom, whoa ! - Finchy ! 1328 01:26:57,350 --> 01:26:59,890 - Okay, let's go. 1329 01:27:00,350 --> 01:27:02,890 What's my name ? Say my name, bitch ! 1330 01:27:03,350 --> 01:27:04,890 Michelle, Michelle. 1331 01:27:06,350 --> 01:27:07,850 Oh, God. 1332 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:37,860 That was a great night, huh ? 1333 01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:41,860 Yeah. 1334 01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:46,860 I mean, I just can't believe we had our senior prom. 1335 01:27:47,320 --> 01:27:50,820 I know. It went by so fast. 1336 01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:53,820 Yeah, it did. 1337 01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:55,820 Kevin ? 1338 01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:02,820 Next year with you going to Ann Arbor... 1339 01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:05,820 and me going to Ithaca, 1340 01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:09,820 it's not gonna work, is it ? 1341 01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:11,820 No. Don't say that. 1342 01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:13,820 I mean, we could make it work. 1343 01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:17,820 - It'll be perfect. - No, Kevin. 1344 01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:21,820 -But-- -See, that's what I've been realizing... 1345 01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:24,820 is that... nothing's perfect. 1346 01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:29,780 And you can't plan everything. 1347 01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:33,780 Well, I guess... you will be pretty far away. 1348 01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:37,790 And we'll be on our own, meeting new people. 1349 01:28:42,290 --> 01:28:43,790 Last night, though. 1350 01:28:48,290 --> 01:28:50,790 I wasn't lying. 1351 01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:53,790 I know. 1352 01:29:10,250 --> 01:29:12,750 She's gone. Wha-- 1353 01:29:13,250 --> 01:29:14,750 Oh, my God. She used me. 1354 01:29:16,250 --> 01:29:16,750 I was used. 1355 01:29:19,250 --> 01:29:22,750 I was used. Cool ! 1356 01:29:25,250 --> 01:29:26,750 What's this door locked-- 1357 01:29:27,250 --> 01:29:28,750 Mom, where's-- 1358 01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:34,750 - Mom ? Shit-brick ? - Hey, Stifler. 1359 01:29:37,210 --> 01:29:40,750 -** Do do do do do do do -** 1360 01:29:41,210 --> 01:29:43,760 I just gotta say that women, 1361 01:29:44,210 --> 01:29:46,760 Like a fine wine, only get better with age. 1362 01:29:48,210 --> 01:29:50,760 Of course, I have no basis for comparison, but, uh, 1363 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:52,710 it was good. 1364 01:29:54,210 --> 01:29:55,720 So you almost made it, huh, Oz ? 1365 01:29:56,220 --> 01:29:59,720 - I'll just say that we had a great night together. - Hang in there, buddy. 1366 01:30:00,220 --> 01:30:04,720 - You'll get there. - You know, guys, I think we're falling in love. 1367 01:30:05,220 --> 01:30:08,720 Wha-- Wow. 1368 01:30:09,220 --> 01:30:10,720 That's great, man. That's awesome. 1369 01:30:13,220 --> 01:30:14,720 Y-You know what the coolest thing is, guys ? 1370 01:30:15,180 --> 01:30:17,720 This. You know, right now. 1371 01:30:18,180 --> 01:30:20,720 It's true. I mean, after this, everything's gonna be different. 1372 01:30:21,180 --> 01:30:24,720 After... getting laid ? 1373 01:30:25,180 --> 01:30:27,720 - After high school. - Here's to the next step. 1374 01:30:28,180 --> 01:30:30,720 - To the next step. - To the next step. - To the next step. 1375 01:31:21,150 --> 01:31:22,650 - Sweetheart ? 1376 01:31:25,000 --> 01:35:22,999 ->More Movies<- www.abegunnerz.blogspot.com 103836

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