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My first prom tux.
Come on, guys, dig the crushed velvet.
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Eric, you look like a pimp.
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You know, Forman...
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prom night could be
a very special night for you and Donna.
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Hyde, this could
be the biggest night of our lives.
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- I mean, Donna and I could go...
- To the prom.
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- No, Fez. All the way.
- All the way to the prom.
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You know what you should do?
You should rent a motel room.
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Yeah, that's spontaneous.
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What?
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Look, if this night is as big as I think,
I want it to be very, very special.
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Because this is gonna be
the first time for both of us.
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You silly virgins.
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Anyway, this is how I picture it.
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Well, here we are...
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walking on the beach.
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And now we're gonna do it.
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Yes. Isn't it spontaneous?
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Exactly. That's what got me.
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That was nice.
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But if I plan it out, it won't be nice.
It'll be...
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- Good evening.
- Did you bring the forms?
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Yes, I did. Here's the guarantee of foreplay.
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Signed, initialed, notarized.
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Very well. As you know, I'm on the pill...
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so here is your copy
of the prophylactic waiver.
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It looks like we have a deal here.
I'm looking forward to consummation.
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- Excellent.
- Thank you.
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Forman, if you don't get a motel,
it's gonna be more like this.
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You're home already? It's not even
10:00. You didn't have a plan, did you?
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Kitty, he's home already.
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Already? Eric, you're just such a loser.
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He is, isn't he?
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Are you ready to rock and roll?
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Kitty, I am so mad at Bob.
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I'm trying to improve myself,
and he won't let me.
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Plus, he says my ideas are stupid.
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Now that's the pot calling
the kettle black, isn't it?
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I'll say.
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What?
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Good coffee.
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You know, I'm sorry, Midge.
But I really have to get to work.
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Gosh, darn it, I want a job.
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You know, Midge, having a job
is not all it's cracked up to be.
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Working at the hospital is very hard work.
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But I don't want one of those jobs.
I want a fun job.
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Okay, even with a fun job, you still...
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You have to deal with your boss.
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You're right. I'll get a job as a boss.
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Now, that is a sharp plan, Midge.
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You just... You let me know how that goes.
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Okay, guys. Guess who's
taking Pam Macy to the prom?
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Anyone with a quarter?
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Me.
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Damn, and I had a quarter.
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- Kelso, you're not taking Jackie?
- No way, man. Jackie dumped me.
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- I can take Jackie.
- Yeah, do it, Fez, and I'll kick your ass.
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Well, well, well. Look who suddenly cares.
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Why did you hit me? That was sarcasm.
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You know, you guys are making me sick
with all your prom talk.
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Proms are stupid.
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What would you know?
You've never even been to one.
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I haven't been to the dentist, either,
but I don't need to go to know it's lame.
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I know who I can ask to the prom.
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Oh, boy, who, Fez?
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The lucky lady is...
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my English teacher.
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Fez, you can't take a teacher to the prom.
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Why not? She's always writing
sexy comments on my homework.
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See.
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"Nice job. Good effort.
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"See me.
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"I love you."
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Okay, I made the last one up...
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but the other ones were real.
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These are the shoes
I'm wearing to the prom.
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- Aren't they cool?
- My God. I was gonna get new shoes...
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except Michael didn't ask me.
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And you like my prom dress, right?
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My God.
I was gonna get a new prom dress...
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except Michael didn't ask me.
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I'm so nervous about the prom.
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I think it's gonna be
the night that Eric and I...
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You know?
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My gosh, that's when Michael and I
were going to do it for the first time.
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Jackie, you and Kelso did it,
like, two months ago.
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And, like, 30 times after that.
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Yeah, but it would have been
our first time at a prom.
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Except Michael didn't ask me.
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Jackie, you broke up with him.
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I know. Isn't it sad?
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- Look, just ask Kelso to go with you.
- God, no. This is the prom.
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This is no time
for your stupid feminist crap.
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Hello, Michael.
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Hello, Jackie.
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I'm just over here
helping Donna get ready for the prom.
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Because Eric and Donna
are going to the prom.
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Yes, we are.
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I'm going to the prom.
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I'm taking Pam Macy.
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Oh, the thing.
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I have a date, too.
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Who is it? What's his name?
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His name is not important.
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What's important is, he's better than you...
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in every conceivable way.
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Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
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Jackie...
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if I asked you what's wrong,
will you stop doing that?
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It's the prom. Stupid Michael's
taking stupid Pam Macy.
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And I don't have a date, but I told
him I did, and I'm a complete loser.
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No, you're not.
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It's just that, like,
I thought he was gonna ask me...
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and now everyone who's anyone
is already going.
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That is so true.
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How would you know?
You're not even going.
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You're not even going.
And I bet you clean up real good.
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Well, I do, but I won't.
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See, that's a big part of who I am.
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Look, I know we've had our differences,
but...
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Jackie, we've had nothing but differences.
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In fact, don't we kind of hate each other?
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Yes, but this is the prom.
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Jackie, stop.
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Stop crying. Stop it.
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- Look, do you want to go to the prom?
- Yes.
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The gym looks like...
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Well, the gym with streamers. But it's nice.
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Yeah. You know,
this is just gonna be an incredible night.
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Really incredible.
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Wait. What do you mean?
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What do you mean?
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- Nothing.
- Okay, then me neither.
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Hey, guys. Pam, this is Eric and Donna.
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We have biology class together.
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Biology?
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Yeah.
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See, Pam doesn't like to talk about school.
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- Are you guys having fun?
- No.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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My God, Kelso,
you'd rather be with her than Jackie?
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- I love her!
- No, you don't.
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Okay, I don't.
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See, but Jackie's gonna be really jealous.
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Good evening, kids.
So, is everyone having fun?
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Why, yes, we are, Ms. Kaminsky.
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There you are, Diane.
I've been looking all over for you.
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Shall we dance?
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I am not going to dance with you, Fez.
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Isn't she adorable?
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They're all gonna laugh at you!
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Shut up, Ma, you're making
the night too damn special.
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You look beautiful.
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My God. So do you.
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Do you want me to go inside
and meet your...
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No. Trust me, she's lovely.
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Let's just go, all right?
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Is that for me?
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Yeah. Here, I got this for you.
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God, Steven, this is beautiful.
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This whole experience has taught me that
I don't need Michael to go to the prom.
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I can go with anyone.
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Even you.
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Thanks.
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Okay, let's not do that.
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Sorry. I have my dad's Lincoln.
Will you drive?
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Yeah. He's got insurance, right?
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Wait, I don't care. Let's go.
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I've decided what kind of
business I'm going to open.
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What's the one thing
people can't live without?
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Oxygen.
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No.
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No. That's true.
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But that's not what I'm selling.
So keep guessing.
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Lemonade?
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Give up?
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I'm about to.
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Greeting cards.
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Good wine.
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This is such a great night.
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Yeah.
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It's too bad our parents aren't out of town.
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So we'd have someplace to go.
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For after.
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Yeah. Like, a motel room?
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Yeah. That would've been great.
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Really? 'Cause I got one.
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Did you plan on telling me?
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No.
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It's better that you didn't.
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'Cause then
it wouldn't have been spontaneous.
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You are so the girl for me.
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Let's go.
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Okay.
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Why so glum, Fez?
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Mrs. Clark, you may be good
at teaching the music...
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but you cannot help me in the ways of love.
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Fez, has someone got you down?
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So far down, Mrs. Clark.
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Here's a little ditty I've been working on.
Maybe it'll help.
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Hit it.
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Midge, you don't know
the first thing about having a business.
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- But there's no risk, Bob.
- Why not?
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Because it's your money!
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Kitty, don't you think I should have
my own card shop?
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Midgie, hold on.
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- I think I have a dynamite solution.
- Really?
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Yeah. 'Cause I love you.
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So, I want you to have another baby
and stop bugging me.
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Oh, Bob. No.
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So, how much this whole setup
gonna cost you, Bob?
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Plenty. But I figure it'll
be cheaper than a divorce.
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We'll see.
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And here we are.
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This is so romantic.
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It's Forman and Donna.
And they're gonna do it!
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Forman! Forman!
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Yeah.
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You know what? Those guys are just jerks.
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I forgot about them already.
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Hang on. Big stain.
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- I'm just gonna go grab a towel.
- Okay.
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Good God!
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They say they're more scared of you
than you are of them. Right, so?
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You know, Donna,
I've thought about this moment...
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like, a thousand times.
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Me, too.
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One, two, three.
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All right.
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When you thought about this moment,
was it like this?
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Not really.
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You know, I was having
a pretty good time at prom.
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Me, too.
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Let's get out of here.
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Okay.
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Donna, what if this is our only chance?
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It won't be.
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Okay.
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It's just that I always pictured
Michael and I together at the prom.
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That's the way
it was supposed to be, you know?
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Yeah, I know.
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Well...
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Pam's butt looks really big in that dress.
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No, it doesn't.
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Yeah, no, it doesn't.
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But thank you.
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00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:35,603
Do you mind if we just sit down?
256
00:19:35,672 --> 00:19:37,903
Yeah, okay. I'll go grab some punch.
257
00:19:43,085 --> 00:19:46,922
Hyde, you brought Jackie to the prom?
258
00:19:47,259 --> 00:19:49,957
You're supposed to be my friend
and you dogged me.
259
00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:53,670
She cried, man.
260
00:19:55,207 --> 00:19:57,575
Is she having a good time?
261
00:20:01,052 --> 00:20:03,180
'Cause she looks real pretty.
262
00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,857
All right, look, you big baby.
263
00:20:05,994 --> 00:20:08,692
She wants to be with you,
and you want to be with her.
264
00:20:08,765 --> 00:20:12,101
So, why don't you stop whining about it
and just go be with each other.
265
00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,004
'Cause the whole thing sickens me.
266
00:20:15,912 --> 00:20:18,246
But what am I gonna do with Pam?
267
00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:23,888
Don't worry about it. I'll take care of Pam.
268
00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:33,976
Excuse me, Pam.
269
00:20:34,913 --> 00:20:35,903
Hi.
270
00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:40,312
Have you ever seen
the backseat of a Lincoln Continental?
271
00:20:41,191 --> 00:20:42,784
Lots of times.
272
00:20:44,096 --> 00:20:45,998
Would you like to see another one?
273
00:20:46,134 --> 00:20:49,003
- Sure.
- That's great. Let's go.
274
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:01,820
Jackie.
275
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:02,919
Michael.
276
00:21:03,465 --> 00:21:04,832
You look beautiful.
277
00:21:05,169 --> 00:21:06,967
You look really handsome.
278
00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:09,499
I miss you.
279
00:21:09,577 --> 00:21:11,205
I miss you, too.
280
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:11,019
Eric, please may I have
your motel room key, please?
281
00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:14,662
Fez, I'm not going to a motel with you.
282
00:22:14,765 --> 00:22:17,258
Yes, and you also said
you would not dance with me.
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