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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,185 --> 00:00:16,086 Will this day ever end? 2 00:00:16,288 --> 00:00:19,781 Yesterday did. But today's Friday. So, no. 3 00:00:24,199 --> 00:00:26,862 God, it's Destroy and Giveback. 4 00:00:26,936 --> 00:00:29,873 - Yeah, why do they call them that? - You're about to find out. 5 00:00:30,608 --> 00:00:32,304 Hey, Foreplay. 6 00:00:34,948 --> 00:00:36,347 I believe this is yours. 7 00:00:36,684 --> 00:00:40,086 - You broke his pencil. That was great! - And you gave it back. 8 00:00:40,389 --> 00:00:42,722 All right, enough horseplay. 9 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,655 Pipe down. 10 00:00:45,062 --> 00:00:46,860 I said, pipe down! 11 00:00:48,133 --> 00:00:51,263 Now, I've got an announcement before study hall. 12 00:00:51,405 --> 00:00:54,864 Whoever burned their initials in the football field... 13 00:00:54,943 --> 00:00:58,039 I hope you're happy with yourself, punk. 14 00:00:58,815 --> 00:01:02,411 There will be no football practice today until we've reseeded. 15 00:01:02,788 --> 00:01:05,690 And I've watched that team, I'm not impressed, boy. 16 00:01:05,758 --> 00:01:09,092 Let me tell you, they need all the practice they can get. 17 00:01:10,432 --> 00:01:12,196 On a happier note... 18 00:01:13,269 --> 00:01:14,328 Eric? 19 00:01:16,306 --> 00:01:17,501 Donna? 20 00:01:18,543 --> 00:01:20,512 Do you need something to do? 21 00:01:21,213 --> 00:01:23,740 Actually, we need to be excused. 22 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:27,050 Donna and I are taking pictures for the yearbook. 23 00:01:27,122 --> 00:01:28,111 Yeah. 24 00:01:28,491 --> 00:01:30,356 If you say so, Eric. 25 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:34,530 You wouldn't lie. 26 00:01:35,635 --> 00:01:37,900 Well, I might. 27 00:01:45,415 --> 00:01:49,113 This is great. Eric Forman skips class. 28 00:01:49,186 --> 00:01:52,157 Yeah, danger is my middle name. 29 00:01:54,027 --> 00:01:55,495 Why are we moving? 30 00:01:57,332 --> 00:02:00,063 Mommy. What are you guys doing in here? 31 00:02:00,136 --> 00:02:02,605 What are you guys doing in here? 32 00:02:04,342 --> 00:02:06,003 I cut class. 33 00:02:06,845 --> 00:02:09,041 What, was there like a fire drill or something? 34 00:02:09,249 --> 00:02:11,150 No, look, I do bad things. 35 00:02:13,321 --> 00:02:15,016 Look, I've ditched class before. 36 00:02:15,090 --> 00:02:17,218 Is Opie getting angry? 37 00:02:17,293 --> 00:02:19,922 What did I tell you about calling me Opie? 38 00:02:19,997 --> 00:02:22,489 Opie, look out for that keg in the middle of the road! 39 00:02:35,252 --> 00:02:36,446 Wow! 40 00:02:37,456 --> 00:02:39,083 It is a keg. 41 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:40,250 Of beer. 42 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:42,787 It must be a sign. 43 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,757 Of beer. 44 00:02:46,402 --> 00:02:48,803 That's it, I'm cutting class every day! 45 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:54,702 Hanging out 46 00:02:56,216 --> 00:02:58,811 Down the street 47 00:03:00,087 --> 00:03:02,420 The same old thing 48 00:03:03,860 --> 00:03:05,988 We did last week 49 00:03:07,064 --> 00:03:10,331 Not a thing to do 50 00:03:11,270 --> 00:03:14,365 But talk to you 51 00:03:14,509 --> 00:03:16,841 Whoa, yeah 52 00:03:18,914 --> 00:03:21,281 Hello, Wisconsin! 53 00:03:27,594 --> 00:03:29,859 How did you find it? 54 00:03:30,366 --> 00:03:33,165 We were driving down the road, man, and there she was. 55 00:03:35,773 --> 00:03:38,242 It was a beer in the headlights. 56 00:03:41,414 --> 00:03:43,576 That is my first American joke. 57 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:48,720 How often do you find a mysterious keg of free beer? 58 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:50,123 Only once in a while. 59 00:03:51,329 --> 00:03:54,060 You're right, Forman. Man, you are absolutely right. 60 00:03:54,333 --> 00:03:58,031 - When God gives you a keg, you've gotta... - Kill a virgin. 61 00:04:01,777 --> 00:04:02,801 No. 62 00:04:04,948 --> 00:04:06,541 Throw a party. 63 00:04:09,454 --> 00:04:10,547 Whoa! 64 00:04:11,357 --> 00:04:12,825 Go for it, Eric. 65 00:04:13,293 --> 00:04:16,593 Yeah, we'll throw a party. Gonna charge $2 a head. 66 00:04:16,731 --> 00:04:18,029 $2 a head. 67 00:04:18,601 --> 00:04:21,070 A keg is equivalent to seven cases, that's 168 beers. 68 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:22,799 If we each drink three beers a piece... 69 00:04:22,874 --> 00:04:25,343 - No way, sophomores gonna drink one. - True. 70 00:04:25,410 --> 00:04:27,504 Yeah, and the freshmen will only drink a half. 71 00:04:29,116 --> 00:04:31,483 So that averages out to 1.5 beers per person... 72 00:04:31,553 --> 00:04:34,523 which means we can invite 112 people. That's $224. 73 00:04:35,524 --> 00:04:36,514 Cash. 74 00:04:37,261 --> 00:04:39,025 Which is decent. 75 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:44,595 Okay, grab some ice out of the deep freeze, I'll grab the tub. 76 00:04:45,071 --> 00:04:47,233 That is one sweet mama. 77 00:04:47,308 --> 00:04:48,298 Yeah. 78 00:04:48,977 --> 00:04:50,001 Hey, gang. 79 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,815 Don't mind me. 80 00:04:52,883 --> 00:04:55,250 Just came down to do an emergency presoak... 81 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,753 on my nurses' uniform. 82 00:04:57,757 --> 00:05:00,249 You remember Mr. Wilbur, the fireman? 83 00:05:00,427 --> 00:05:03,488 He came in today with a sebaceous cyst... 84 00:05:04,098 --> 00:05:06,864 which is a pocket of fluid... 85 00:05:06,937 --> 00:05:11,136 that's kind of like a pusy bath oil bead under your skin. 86 00:05:11,208 --> 00:05:14,737 And you think it's solid, but if you take an instrument... 87 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,806 and you pierce the core... 88 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:20,676 and then you apply pressure with your thumb... 89 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:23,419 Hi, snicklefritz, what are you doing with the tub? 90 00:05:25,028 --> 00:05:26,587 The tub. 91 00:05:26,664 --> 00:05:30,193 We were just working on a class project. 92 00:05:31,504 --> 00:05:32,972 We're making a volcano... 93 00:05:35,077 --> 00:05:36,169 snicklefritz. 94 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:41,146 Out of ice? I think it might melt. 95 00:05:42,587 --> 00:05:44,453 You heard her let's move it, gang. 96 00:05:44,557 --> 00:05:45,751 Okay, have fun. 97 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:50,827 - Guys, we've got to get the keg out of here. - Where are we having the party? 98 00:05:51,467 --> 00:05:54,164 Beats me. If you guys need me I'll be with Jackie... 99 00:05:54,237 --> 00:05:55,795 over at our secret make-out place. 100 00:05:55,872 --> 00:05:58,900 - Secret make-out place. - It's this vacant house over on Sherman. 101 00:05:58,977 --> 00:06:01,913 I mean, this place is great. It's totally private. 102 00:06:01,981 --> 00:06:04,314 I mean, you can get away with about anything there. 103 00:06:04,385 --> 00:06:07,048 So, if you guys find a place for that keg, let me know. 104 00:06:13,097 --> 00:06:14,530 I've got an idea! 105 00:06:17,637 --> 00:06:19,731 That's a Sylvania, isn't it, Red? 106 00:06:21,475 --> 00:06:23,637 You didn't buy that in my store, did you? 107 00:06:24,379 --> 00:06:27,009 No, Bob, I, got a good deal on it. 108 00:06:31,957 --> 00:06:33,151 You got me. 109 00:06:33,225 --> 00:06:35,990 You got me, Red. Yeah. 110 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,863 Well, I am just so excited. 111 00:06:38,934 --> 00:06:40,765 Rich Man, Poor Man. 112 00:06:40,836 --> 00:06:42,668 I missed the first episode. 113 00:06:42,739 --> 00:06:47,542 Here's the irony of the show, Kitty, the rich, safe guy is boring. 114 00:06:47,612 --> 00:06:50,947 It's the poor, rugged one, played by the very talented Nick Nolte... 115 00:06:51,018 --> 00:06:52,508 who is so exciting. 116 00:06:53,588 --> 00:06:56,524 Super. Now, who would like a drink? 117 00:06:57,928 --> 00:06:59,418 Let's do daiquiris. 118 00:07:00,665 --> 00:07:04,467 I don't know if we have enough ice. Eric took a whole tub full. 119 00:07:06,406 --> 00:07:08,272 He took a tub of ice? 120 00:07:09,411 --> 00:07:11,778 The kids are making a volcano. 121 00:07:13,549 --> 00:07:16,577 Right, that's why Donna left with all the plastic cups. 122 00:07:21,795 --> 00:07:25,323 - Plastic cups? - Sure, plastic volcano cups. 123 00:07:27,636 --> 00:07:30,367 If I didn't know better, I'd say they were having a kegger. 124 00:07:32,143 --> 00:07:33,441 Oh, jeez! 125 00:07:34,479 --> 00:07:35,469 Let's go, Bob. 126 00:07:36,782 --> 00:07:39,308 Rich Man, Poor Man, I love it. 127 00:07:39,386 --> 00:07:41,981 I just hope I don't get too emotional. 128 00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:44,383 So do I. 129 00:07:45,996 --> 00:07:47,726 Those kids could be anywhere. 130 00:07:48,432 --> 00:07:50,264 Needle, meet haystack. 131 00:07:50,836 --> 00:07:54,638 Look, they left the house in a wood-paneled ocean liner. 132 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,472 We should be able to find them. 133 00:07:57,445 --> 00:08:00,847 Yep, it's a real asphalt jungle out here. 134 00:08:01,518 --> 00:08:03,783 The sun goes down, the rats come out. 135 00:08:04,455 --> 00:08:06,549 I lost my mailbox last year. 136 00:08:07,793 --> 00:08:12,357 Yeah, you know what it is? The evil spilling over from Sheboygan. 137 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:18,333 How many stories do you suppose there are in this naked burg? 138 00:08:20,011 --> 00:08:23,106 Eight, Bob. There are eight. 139 00:08:25,619 --> 00:08:28,384 Michael, this is our secret make-out place. 140 00:08:28,556 --> 00:08:31,755 I did not swipe the key from my mother's real estate office... 141 00:08:31,828 --> 00:08:33,352 so that you could have a party. 142 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,331 I know it's like a bonus. 143 00:08:35,967 --> 00:08:37,936 And I'm doing it for you, baby. 144 00:08:39,739 --> 00:08:40,763 Okay. 145 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:50,178 Empty pool, empty house, full keg. 146 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:55,359 You sure know how to show a girl a good time. 147 00:08:55,428 --> 00:08:58,262 Yeah, I don't color outside the lines often... 148 00:08:58,332 --> 00:09:00,801 but when I do, jump back, Loretta. 149 00:09:02,271 --> 00:09:06,107 I don't care when you ate, Fez, get in the pool now. 150 00:09:06,977 --> 00:09:09,641 If I get a cramp, it will be on your head. 151 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,476 Okay. 152 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,246 Hurry up and drink your keg. 153 00:09:16,024 --> 00:09:17,652 Hurry up and drink a keg? 154 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:20,391 Jackie, will you just mellow out? 155 00:09:20,463 --> 00:09:23,901 I mean, this rules. We've got a keg, and soon everybody's gonna be here. 156 00:09:23,969 --> 00:09:27,406 - Everybody? - Everybody who matters. 157 00:09:27,473 --> 00:09:31,002 And for the first time, Jackie, that includes you. 158 00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:34,315 No, get away from me! 159 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,681 You heard her, let's drink beer. 160 00:09:38,056 --> 00:09:39,751 - Me first. - No way, I spotted it. 161 00:09:39,824 --> 00:09:42,225 No, I saw it, too, I just didn't say anything. 162 00:09:42,529 --> 00:09:46,728 You saw a keg and you didn't say anything? Back of the line. 163 00:09:48,203 --> 00:09:50,104 All right, how do you get the beer out? 164 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:52,039 - Through the tap. - What tap? 165 00:09:54,279 --> 00:09:56,338 No! 166 00:10:05,989 --> 00:10:07,957 Okay, we really need a tap here. 167 00:10:09,227 --> 00:10:10,855 I got my Swiss army knife. 168 00:10:12,264 --> 00:10:14,631 Great, we can whittle the beer out. 169 00:10:15,703 --> 00:10:18,138 All right, look, they sell taps at the liquor store. 170 00:10:18,206 --> 00:10:20,368 Yeah, and who's got the money to buy it? 171 00:10:24,548 --> 00:10:27,576 Why would I bring money to our secret make-out place, Michael? 172 00:10:27,653 --> 00:10:28,950 Okay, I've got my gas money. 173 00:10:29,021 --> 00:10:31,650 No, Eric, we're not going to take your gas money. 174 00:10:32,293 --> 00:10:33,282 It doesn't matter. 175 00:10:33,361 --> 00:10:35,660 By the end of the night, we'll have made over $200. 176 00:10:35,731 --> 00:10:36,699 Yeah. 177 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,065 Michael, how are we gonna make $200? 178 00:10:39,136 --> 00:10:40,398 I don't know. 179 00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:44,201 Who's buying the tap? You buy, I'll fly. 180 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,769 No, Michael, you are... Michael, come back here! 181 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:49,009 Michael, I'm talking to you. Michael! 182 00:10:51,587 --> 00:10:55,115 Welcome to the pool. I am your host, Fez. 183 00:10:57,462 --> 00:10:58,760 $2, please. 184 00:10:59,698 --> 00:11:01,257 What is going on? 185 00:11:01,468 --> 00:11:03,232 I didn't want to tell you before... 186 00:11:03,304 --> 00:11:05,796 but we've taken it upon ourselves to help your mom... 187 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,400 show off the house at $2 a head. 188 00:11:09,513 --> 00:11:11,413 He's lying to Jackie, man. 189 00:11:11,615 --> 00:11:13,208 I lie to Jackie. 190 00:11:13,418 --> 00:11:16,479 You know, it seems to me that the scrawny little neighbor boy... 191 00:11:16,556 --> 00:11:20,550 is willing to engage in criminal acts for that saucy redhead next door. 192 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:25,598 Shut up. How do you know he's not doing it to impress his friends? 193 00:11:25,668 --> 00:11:27,967 You know, peer pressure. 194 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,941 Because his friends aren't saucy. 195 00:11:33,547 --> 00:11:35,105 Kelso's saucy. 196 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:38,481 Kelso? Please, I'm saucier than Kelso. 197 00:11:42,359 --> 00:11:44,419 Then the door burst open wide 198 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,657 And my daddy stepped inside 199 00:11:46,732 --> 00:11:48,633 And he kissed my mama's face 200 00:11:48,701 --> 00:11:50,602 And he brushed her tears away 201 00:11:50,671 --> 00:11:53,641 The night Chicago died 202 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,904 Would you turn that damn thing off? 203 00:11:57,014 --> 00:11:59,609 Keep your eyes peeled for that Vista Cruiser. 204 00:12:00,952 --> 00:12:02,318 Okey dokey. 205 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:09,352 Sorry. 206 00:12:16,741 --> 00:12:18,471 I see you've got some new steins here. 207 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:25,311 Hi, I'm 25. 208 00:12:27,156 --> 00:12:31,060 I know I look young, but my dad asked me to come down here... 209 00:12:31,128 --> 00:12:32,824 and pick up a tap for his keg. 210 00:12:32,898 --> 00:12:36,596 And he's 43, so we're both legal. No problem there. 211 00:12:37,738 --> 00:12:40,537 I'm not going to be drinking the beer or anything. 212 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,242 'Cause I don't believe in it but no offense to you. 213 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:46,181 - I think selling liquor is a great thing. - Yeah, here you go. 214 00:12:47,919 --> 00:12:48,944 Yeah. 215 00:12:51,091 --> 00:12:54,152 - Because I'm 25, right? - Because you've got money. 216 00:12:54,228 --> 00:12:58,257 - Yeah, but I am 25. - Don't need to be. Can't drink a tap. 217 00:12:58,334 --> 00:13:00,997 No, I can prove it you. I got my IDs out in the wallet. 218 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,664 Happens all the time. Take care. 219 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,402 Yeah, but I... Leave, now. 220 00:13:08,148 --> 00:13:09,137 Yeah. 221 00:13:13,322 --> 00:13:16,486 Kelshmo. Whatcha got there? 222 00:13:16,626 --> 00:13:18,788 Boy, that was really funny... 223 00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:21,389 what you did with my name, Kelshmo. I gotta go. 224 00:13:27,842 --> 00:13:29,367 I believe this is yours. 225 00:13:31,281 --> 00:13:34,615 - You broke his thing. - And you gave it back. 226 00:13:34,686 --> 00:13:36,746 - Yeah, that was great! - Yeah! 227 00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:41,291 So you see what I'm saying about the poor man? 228 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,888 Yes, you have made your point. Many times. 229 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,200 He's a bad boy, he's had some rough breaks... 230 00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:49,501 but he isn't bad in his soul. 231 00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:55,580 Okay. Enough daiquiris for you. 232 00:13:58,486 --> 00:14:01,012 Kitty, what do you look for in a man? 233 00:14:01,624 --> 00:14:05,117 I'm married. I'm kind of through looking. 234 00:14:05,563 --> 00:14:08,830 Kitty, you can always look. It helps you to fantasize. 235 00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:12,702 Like. Some nights, I'm doing the news with Walter Cronkite. 236 00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:17,238 Okay, I'm just... 237 00:14:17,313 --> 00:14:19,680 You know, I'm gonna finish your daiquiri. 238 00:14:24,089 --> 00:14:26,752 - It's broken. - I got duct tape. 239 00:14:28,262 --> 00:14:31,960 Duct tape? Do you know how much pressure runs through that tap? 240 00:14:32,335 --> 00:14:34,702 I got a whole roll of duct tape. 241 00:14:35,939 --> 00:14:37,532 I can't work like this. 242 00:14:37,609 --> 00:14:39,840 Forman, you need to get your dad's tap now. 243 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,446 My dad doesn't have a tap. 244 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,452 Red's got bicentennial swizzle sticks. 245 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:50,858 He's got fake lemons with real lemon juice. He's got toothpicks shaped like swords. 246 00:14:50,927 --> 00:14:53,192 Red Forman is a cocktail dad. 247 00:14:53,932 --> 00:14:56,731 And cocktail dads have beer taps. 248 00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:59,665 Yeah, come on, Eric, we never ask you for anything. 249 00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:02,005 You guys ask me for everything. 250 00:15:02,845 --> 00:15:04,369 So, what's one more thing? 251 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:07,177 No, forget it. I've done enough today already. 252 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,650 Count me out. 253 00:15:09,922 --> 00:15:14,053 Hey, Kelshmo, what, your tap is broken? 254 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,928 Why'd you do something stupid like buy a stupid, broken tap? 255 00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:19,857 What are you stupid? 256 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,432 It wasn't broken until you broke it. 257 00:15:27,079 --> 00:15:28,307 Man. 258 00:15:30,217 --> 00:15:32,550 Don't beat yourself up. You had no way of knowing. 259 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,714 - Anyways, we gave it back. - Yeah, broken. 260 00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:37,123 Lay off him, all right? He feels bad enough already. 261 00:15:37,193 --> 00:15:39,719 - He should because he's a moron. - What did you say? 262 00:15:39,797 --> 00:15:41,197 I said that you're both morons. 263 00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:43,462 What are you going to do? You're gonna beat me up? 264 00:15:43,536 --> 00:15:46,028 What, you weigh 400 pounds together? It doesn't matter. 265 00:15:46,106 --> 00:15:48,632 The fact is that the tap is broken and it's your fault. 266 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:49,699 Morons. 267 00:15:51,714 --> 00:15:55,049 You are so rude. 268 00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:58,514 Give us our $4 back. Okay. Fez. 269 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:03,788 Familiar? 270 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:13,105 Wow, Eric, you just tore their money. 271 00:16:13,378 --> 00:16:15,540 And gave it back. That was great. 272 00:16:15,614 --> 00:16:16,946 That was awesome. 273 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,679 But enough of this levity, wench! 274 00:16:23,393 --> 00:16:25,156 We came here to have a party... 275 00:16:25,228 --> 00:16:28,631 and as God is my witness, there will be a party! 276 00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:42,580 Nope, I haven't sold a keg all day, but a young guy did come in for a tap. 277 00:16:43,087 --> 00:16:44,646 Young guy... 278 00:16:45,724 --> 00:16:48,387 Look, they got Pina Colada in a can. 279 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:53,558 - Bob! We're doing something here. - All right. 280 00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:58,734 You know, I might have heard something about a party. 281 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:00,877 Can't recall. 282 00:17:00,946 --> 00:17:04,405 Maybe Andrew Jackson could remind me. 283 00:17:05,953 --> 00:17:07,717 Andrew Jackson? 284 00:17:09,624 --> 00:17:11,092 He's not in. 285 00:17:14,231 --> 00:17:17,396 But Abe Lincoln's hanging out with the Washington twins. 286 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,539 Would they have any knowledge of the festivities? 287 00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:27,146 So, a real wisenheimer, huh? 288 00:17:28,685 --> 00:17:32,714 Well, let's see how smart you are when I snap off your head! 289 00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:34,384 Okay, man. 290 00:17:34,727 --> 00:17:37,891 They said something about a vacant house on Sherman. 291 00:17:37,998 --> 00:17:40,969 I know that place. It's the vacant house on Sherman. 292 00:17:42,838 --> 00:17:44,864 Good work, Starsky. 293 00:17:45,543 --> 00:17:47,272 Let's roll. 294 00:18:00,464 --> 00:18:03,957 Everybody in the deep end! My mother is showing the house! 295 00:18:04,035 --> 00:18:06,504 - Now? - People work. 296 00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:08,973 Okay, quiet down, everybody. 297 00:18:10,178 --> 00:18:11,476 The deck is new... 298 00:18:11,547 --> 00:18:14,745 and this lovely tile walkway leads directly to the pool... 299 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:22,122 Which is filled with some of the local kids. 300 00:18:23,263 --> 00:18:24,594 Heavily Caucasian. 301 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,495 It's a nice neighborhood. 302 00:18:28,904 --> 00:18:33,468 Sometimes Bob pretends he's poor. I call him Buster. 303 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:39,345 He knocks on the door, and I answer it in my teddy. 304 00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:44,088 And he says, "Does the rich lady need any help around the house?" 305 00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:47,561 And I say, "I know a something that needs attending to... 306 00:18:47,631 --> 00:18:48,996 "in the bedroom." 307 00:18:50,802 --> 00:18:53,271 I'll spare you the intimate details... 308 00:18:53,339 --> 00:18:56,036 but it ends in whoopee. 309 00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:01,676 You know, this is as much fun to make... 310 00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:03,242 as it is to eat. 311 00:19:03,988 --> 00:19:08,654 You know, speaking of which, how do you get Bob to play those games? 312 00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:11,520 I have a reward system. 313 00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:19,404 You know, sometimes Red would wear a sailor's uniform. 314 00:19:19,476 --> 00:19:23,414 Really? Yeah, but he was in the Navy. 315 00:19:28,355 --> 00:19:29,823 Kitty. 316 00:19:40,039 --> 00:19:42,372 Does he still have his sailor's uniform? 317 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,808 No. 318 00:19:47,249 --> 00:19:48,740 Just has the hat. 319 00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:59,528 I stole my dad's tap... 320 00:20:03,038 --> 00:20:04,904 back from those thieves. 321 00:20:09,948 --> 00:20:13,385 - We were worried sick. - You had us driving all over town. 322 00:20:13,453 --> 00:20:15,183 We missed Rich Man, Poor Man. 323 00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:19,090 - Excuse us, Red. - What are you doing? 324 00:20:19,161 --> 00:20:21,460 - We're just gonna grab this keg... - Get out of here! 325 00:20:22,966 --> 00:20:25,937 - We're not finished with this. - Neither are we. 326 00:20:26,438 --> 00:20:29,840 Now, you take her home and you wait for me. That's an order. 327 00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:31,241 Ditto. 328 00:20:33,615 --> 00:20:34,877 Come here. 329 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,583 I can't stay mad at you with that cute face. 330 00:20:48,770 --> 00:20:50,636 Get your ugly butt home. 331 00:20:56,682 --> 00:20:58,650 My dad's gonna kill me. 332 00:20:58,851 --> 00:21:00,614 You're always saying that. 333 00:21:00,987 --> 00:21:03,218 Yeah, this time he's gonna kill me. 334 00:21:04,526 --> 00:21:07,189 I mean, I cut class... 335 00:21:07,663 --> 00:21:10,691 I trespassed, I had stolen beer... 336 00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:13,634 and then I swung into a pool full of cops on a garden hose... 337 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,071 carrying my dad's tap. 338 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,609 Yeah, that was so cool. 339 00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:21,610 Really? 340 00:21:23,086 --> 00:21:24,178 Really. 341 00:21:31,798 --> 00:21:33,629 You looked dangerous. 342 00:21:34,936 --> 00:21:37,963 Did I mention that I killed a guy in algebra? 343 00:21:39,909 --> 00:21:42,572 Good night, killer. 344 00:21:48,422 --> 00:21:49,821 Bring it on, Red. 345 00:21:56,235 --> 00:21:58,396 I love that boy. 346 00:21:59,006 --> 00:22:02,670 - Eric's a good kid. - And that Donna's real sweet, too. 347 00:22:02,744 --> 00:22:04,804 Man, that Donna's real hot. 348 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,372 - That's my daughter. - I'm just saying that... 349 00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:10,785 - I know what you're saying. - All right, Bob, it's time to go. 350 00:22:10,856 --> 00:22:13,985 - We'll just take the... - Get out of here! 351 00:22:15,763 --> 00:22:17,060 All right. 352 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,695 Fine. 26246

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