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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:31,157 You better start taping now 2 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,533 therwise our superstarwill be mad 3 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:34,895 Yes manager 4 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:40,367 Ready, V-T-R, standby, roll 5 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:47,277 5 seconds, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, cue 6 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,627 " often don't have very much in my pocket" 7 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:10,729 "Caring nothing‘ I'm as free as a rocket" 8 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:15,036 ”As long as I am fairly fed" 9 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:19,873 "I stay optimistic and seldom fret" 10 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:23,478 "Don't despise he who gets tired of his girls" 11 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:28,215 "For love and mirages spin off from the same whirls" 12 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,414 Keep your shoulders leveled 13 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,220 Leave me alone 14 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,792 Blow it this time and you‘ll be fired 15 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,585 Just watch it yourself 16 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:40,794 "So help yourself to a cold beer" 17 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:45,135 "Sing your heart out in a song that cheers" 18 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,739 "To hell with your regret over pass affairs" 19 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:53,271 "They'll only depress you and that isn't fair" 20 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:57,776 "It is my suspicion that in this universe" 21 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:01,512 "There's a god who governs the land we traverse" 22 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,786 "See through life's joys and blues" 23 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:10,658 "And take it easy even though you lose" 24 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,180 who's that? 25 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:48,461 "So help yourself to a cold beer" 26 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,903 "Sing your heart out in a song that cheers" 27 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:56,840 "To hell with your regret over pass affairs" 28 00:02:57,310 --> 00:03:00,541 "They'll only depress you and that isn't fair" 29 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:04,511 "It‘s my suspicion that in this universe" 30 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,678 "There's a god who governs the land we traverse" 31 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,484 "See through life's joys and blues" 32 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:17,757 "And take it easy even though you lose" 33 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:21,430 "See through life's joys and blues" 34 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:26,202 "And take it easy even though you lose" 35 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:34,879 I'm quitting 36 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,378 Sorry, let's do it once more 37 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,020 Stop fighting 38 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:46,552 It's you again, Johnny, take his place 39 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,418 Have a cigarette 40 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:51,858 Stand by for another take 41 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,196 It's been a year 42 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:58,893 and you haven’t used me 43 00:03:58,905 --> 00:03:59,735 Give me a break 44 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,368 I need someone to play the archer‘s target 45 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,474 Manager 46 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:06,468 Who should I send? 47 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:10,940 Anyone volunteers? 48 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:12,776 Let me have a try 49 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,619 You? Come out there 50 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,652 Reserve such jobs for me in the future 51 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:19,920 Get change right away 52 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:20,551 The archer's target, right? 53 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:20,992 Right 54 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,461 Thanks the opportunity 55 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,431 You can kill someone like that 56 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:50,435 You can kill someone 57 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:44,124 I'|| sure be a dead man 58 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,159 What'd you like to drink? 59 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:22,725 Coca Cola 60 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:23,361 Brandy 61 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:25,303 They‘re pretty good 62 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:33,012 One, two , three 63 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:35,633 Wonderful 64 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,573 The 2 gentlemen at the back 65 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,736 Will you hold up the flowers please? 66 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:42,878 Like this? 67 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,083 See you at 9 tomorrow 68 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,252 What? 69 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,620 Tomorrow at 9 70 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:51,916 What time? 71 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,616 Tomorrow at 9 72 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:03,764 Hold it up, higher, thanks 73 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,772 My sister and I can't make ends meet lately 74 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:20,646 So we‘d like to pick some pockets 75 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,352 Will someone come up and help us? 76 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,448 Will...that gentleman help me? 77 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,454 That gentleman, come up please 78 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,428 I won‘t 79 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,364 This gentleman, come up please 80 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,163 Come on, go up 81 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,127 Welcome and thank you 82 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:40,466 What's your name, sir? 83 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:41,439 Kwang 84 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,534 Mr. Kwang, what time is it now? 85 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,669 Is this your watch? 86 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,203 Yes, that was fast 87 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,979 Have you brought your wallet with you? 88 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,781 No, I haven't 89 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:55,879 But I have $1000 tied with a rubber band 90 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,149 See if they're still there 91 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,985 Relax, I've got them back for you already 92 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:04,820 Rubber band 93 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:06,857 Where's the money? 94 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,026 See if they are in the pocket 95 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:10,325 No 96 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,030 No? 97 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,863 This looks like your tie 98 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:18,142 It is. You're really good 99 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,903 Are you wearing white socks today? 100 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,881 No, | always wear black socks 101 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,376 Are those yours? 102 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,216 Yes, they are 103 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,144 Thank you, thank you 104 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,983 You don't want your $1000 anymore 105 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,424 Of course I do 106 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,358 Thank you, use more rubber bands next time 107 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,207 Guru 108 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,245 Have you been waiting long? 109 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,217 It's almost been three hours 110 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,081 About the money, |,.. 111 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,389 Shih-Chieh, you just come from Singapore 112 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,392 You know no ones here 113 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,890 I found this nice job for you 114 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:17,626 I deserve your first three months pay 115 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:21,704 I know, but I have to buy a lot of props 116 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:22,868 I don't care 117 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,411 I'll take these first 118 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,572 If you don't pay me the rest tomorrow 119 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,744 You better start packing up 120 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,216 The door's over there 121 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,833 You picked his pocket 122 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,636 He'll kill you for that 123 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,505 We have a mother to support 124 00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,406 Mail her the money today 125 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,619 Guess who I am 126 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,188 You have to be you 127 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,486 All right 128 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,526 I had a dream last night 129 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,126 What kind of dream? 130 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,963 l was dancing Hustle with someone underwater 131 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,700 That person wasn't me 132 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:27,768 Why not 133 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:28,968 I can't swim 134 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,800 Stop being jealous over a dream 135 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,502 How's it coming, inventor? 136 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,502 Magician 137 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,309 What is this? 138 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,116 Teach me a trick and I'll tell you 139 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:42,650 Watch 140 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:55,993 That's nice 141 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,368 It’s yours 142 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,743 Frog, what's that? 143 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,347 My latest antHhief device 144 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,838 If a thief walks past this detector 145 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,977 The laughing bomb inside will be triggered off 146 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,383 And he'll be laugh himself to death 147 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:16,744 You can't catch thief with that 148 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,362 This is my brother Chin Wen 149 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,527 He's sad because he's out of work 150 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,271 Go inside and fix yourself a drink 151 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,275 I'll do that 152 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,013 You‘ll pay for this 153 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:48,611 That's a nice device 154 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,588 Wonderful 155 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,685 It has a remote control 156 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,804 Where's the remote control 157 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,038 Where‘s my laughing bomb? 158 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,206 I put it in the robber's bag 159 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:15,976 How do you work this? 160 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,425 Is this the police? A bank's been robbed 161 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:34,664 Where are the robbers? 162 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,228 They should be at Oxford Road 163 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,100 What are they doing? 164 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:40,665 They‘re laughing 165 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,341 Let’s go take a look 166 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,473 What‘s going on, officer? 167 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,680 Evolution must have been gathering speed 168 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,478 There are a lot we don't understand 169 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,483 Yes, only God does 170 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,377 May be 171 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:32,880 You’re pretty good 172 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:39,665 Mr. Kuang is here 173 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,297 Send him in 174 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:57,176 Look, Mr, Kuang 175 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,417 There are last month's ratings 176 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,651 These are this month's 177 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,589 We dropped by 1 million 178 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,892 since you come 179 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,201 You should know what to do 180 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,396 Here me out first 181 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:27,707 There's no need for explanation 182 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,216 What do our board of directors say? 183 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,072 - How long you guess? - 6 seconds 184 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,646 - You lost - I lost 185 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,753 2 seconds 186 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:31,774 Let me introduce our new manager 187 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:34,743 Tell Miss Wang to come in 188 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:46,581 I made Miss Wang quit TVC 189 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,287 to work for us 190 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,328 Her achievements need no introduction 191 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,590 Her white hair tells it all 192 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,031 Miss Wang, 193 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,940 what can you do to our ratings? 194 00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:20,488 5 million, that's splendid 195 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,527 What policy will you adopt? 196 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,695 Whoever obeys me survives 197 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,375 What are you doing? 198 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,148 Oh, 2 flies whir hit 199 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:54,185 Hit right of their navels too 200 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,658 Is this called Operation Iron first? 201 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,031 | wish Miss Wang every success 202 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,440 Let me give you our ring of honour 203 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,845 "Before you are born you first see God" 204 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,248 "Who Will briefyou on.,." 205 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,617 Next, Mr, Yeh 206 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,884 "Before you are born you first see God" 207 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,762 "Who will brief you on proprieties" 208 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:37,725 Cut, Next, Miss Li 209 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,069 I know you wouldn't make it 210 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,970 Your voice is bad and you sing like a hound 211 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:50,575 Do you have a good voice? 212 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,285 I'm as good as Elvis Presley 213 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,944 That‘s fate, you can't do anything about 214 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,822 But that's not fair 215 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,252 Equality does not exist 216 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,922 Otherwise why was I born handsomer than you? 217 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,089 There's nothing you can do 218 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:07,390 Chih Wen 219 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,064 Play the cue music longer 220 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:18,439 "Before you.,." 221 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:22,346 Cut, no good, next, Mimi 222 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,644 Mimi 223 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:28,987 Play it again 224 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:34,121 "Before..." 225 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,856 I just finished three words 226 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,324 Enough to tell you‘re no good 227 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,767 That's fate, my friend 228 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:46,835 Go to hell 229 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,892 Have you been waiting long, Guru? 230 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:09,991 Quite 231 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,156 I'll pay you half of your commission now 232 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,133 And the rest on pay day 233 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:20,668 Where are my pigeons? 234 00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,898 Ling, Where are the pigeons? 235 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:27,177 Could they have flown away? 236 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:37,687 Do you know the pigeons 237 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,157 which I bought from Java 238 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:40,417 They can‘t be bought here 239 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:44,655 I know but I didn't got paid yesterday 240 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,891 I'll eat you if you don‘t pay me 241 00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:13,080 Let‘s go 242 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,349 You‘re finished in Hong Kong 243 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,955 They should each weight over 1 lb 244 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,434 When shall we eat them? 245 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,334 On mother's birthday 246 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,798 Come and have some congee 247 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,000 Congee? 248 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:36,472 Give me a button 249 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,113 Come on, one more 250 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:53,453 I invented a Feel-surround TV set 251 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:54,648 Help me to get a job 252 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,218 in the Television Station 253 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:58,162 What‘s a Feel-surround TV set? 254 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,131 Let me give you a demonstration 255 00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:03,166 See, clap once to turn it on 256 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:06,136 One more to change channel 257 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,536 Twice to turn it off 258 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,543 It works better than a remote control 259 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:19,139 Do I look like Tom Edison? 260 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,184 There's one resemblance 261 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:27,351 What‘s that? 262 00:25:31,397 --> 00:25:32,694 You are both deaf 263 00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:35,698 Just don‘t make the other ear deaf 264 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,831 Come and have some congee 265 00:25:40,839 --> 00:25:41,669 We’re coming 266 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,200 Are you on any of 267 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,075 this week's programs? 268 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,078 Look at this table 269 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,446 4:30 tomorrow 270 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:53,749 To be the archer's target again? 271 00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:54,851 Don't say that 272 00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:58,220 one's lucky to have a part 273 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,056 What are you doing? 274 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,553 It's been cancelled 275 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:16,205 The poor kid's been on for only once 276 00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:17,407 What a bad luck 277 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:26,916 Hello, Chen? What's the good news? 278 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,076 Hold on 279 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,148 TVC's Chen is looking for a host for a show 280 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:33,920 Are you interested in an audition? 281 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:34,790 I'll talk to him 282 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:38,092 Hosting a show is my specialty 283 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:38,960 Have you done it before? 284 00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:39,896 Of course 285 00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:43,891 my father worked for 7 stations 286 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,236 He's that good? 287 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,932 His son can't be bad, right? 288 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,138 What was your father job? 289 00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:50,130 He sold tissues at restrooms 290 00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:52,633 Splendid, tomorrow 430 then 291 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:54,111 Thanks for the opportunity 292 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,104 Chen wanted me to host 293 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,981 one of his shows 294 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:16,991 Look 295 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:22,706 It's finished 296 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,372 I didn't tell you to clap that much 297 00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:27,611 Now I know why you‘re like Edison 298 00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:28,302 VVhy? 299 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:29,803 You both have disasters often 300 00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:42,489 What's this now? 301 00:27:42,861 --> 00:27:43,953 Double strength glue 302 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,061 Why did you put it there? 303 00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:09,811 What glue is this? 304 00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:13,518 Super double strength glue 305 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,688 It has to be washed off within 5 seconds 306 00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,423 Should I eat your congee for you? 307 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:08,978 Where's that stupid Frog? 308 00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:19,921 Have you gone crazy too? 309 00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:21,421 What's he doing? 310 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,794 He just had one gulp of your congee 311 00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:26,423 And he’s gone crazy 312 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,601 You want to eat raw Groupers? 313 00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:40,969 How can on air such a show? 314 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:43,243 Shows have to be ridiculous to attract audience 315 00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:45,273 Our rating for this month have been low 316 00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,576 Our manager is counting on this show 317 00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:49,653 He may kill himself if it doesn't work 318 00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:51,114 But it's really to ridiculous 319 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,283 Will you do it or not? 320 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:54,522 I guess I will 321 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:04,629 Ladies and gentlemen, it's showdown time 322 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:13,333 Our first lucky guest, Mrs, Li 323 00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:15,146 Me? 324 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,443 Watch me 325 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:21,651 Congratulations Mrs. Li 326 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:22,847 We hope showdown 327 00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:25,049 will make you a millionaire 328 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:27,349 Oh, you brought your dog along? 329 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,821 Dolly is like a son to me 330 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,161 I have to sleep with it every night 331 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,359 What a pretty dog 332 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,566 Where does your husband sleep then? 333 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:40,665 He sleeps with his oxygen tank 334 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,301 He's some husband 335 00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:45,867 coming along despite his illness 336 00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:49,840 There are two boxes over there 337 00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:51,508 One is empty, 338 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,916 the other has a $500,000 cheque 339 00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:56,717 You can chose one if you answer correctly 340 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:00,748 Let's see if Mrs, Li can answer correctly 341 00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:03,091 and got that cheque of $500,000 342 00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:05,689 Who is the Governor of Hong Kong? 343 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:08,658 Some hints please 344 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:10,562 Mac... 345 00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:11,536 Macdonald 346 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:13,902 No 347 00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:17,566 Some more hints please 348 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,043 Choose one of these answers 349 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,376 Is it Maclehose 350 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:24,213 or MacArthur? 351 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,381 Is it Maclehose 352 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:31,083 Mrs Li is so intelligent 353 00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:37,886 Now you can choose one of these two boxes 354 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,565 Let’s see what you get 355 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:48,903 Oh, my God 356 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,205 I want to buy your bracelet 357 00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:53,268 with this gift of a possible $500,000 358 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:57,104 But my bracelet was part of my dower 359 00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:59,106 Think carefully, you want your bracelet? 360 00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:01,085 Or do you want a possible $500,000 361 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,884 You have to decide right away 362 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,817 Are you going for it? 363 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,253 Mrs. Li is so courageous 364 00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:14,060 Let's see what Mrs. Li gets? 365 00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:16,666 Oh my God, it really is empty 366 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:19,262 Except for a cheque of $500,000 367 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,407 I got $500,000 368 00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:28,811 There are two more boxes over there 369 00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:30,975 One has a 5 million cheque inside it 370 00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:32,108 If you want to go for it 371 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,607 give me back your cheque 372 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:36,781 Are you going for it? 373 00:32:39,925 --> 00:32:41,449 Are you going for it? 374 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:41,983 Yes 375 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:43,358 Choose a box 376 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,099 Let me see, Oh my God 377 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:52,126 Let me use this possible 5 million 378 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,935 to trade for your dog's life 379 00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:58,001 We have a gas chamber over there 380 00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,167 We’ll kill the dog 381 00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:01,202 if you want to trade 382 00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:04,011 Make you decision right away 383 00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:08,280 Your dog or money? 384 00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:10,009 Your dog or money? 385 00:33:10,021 --> 00:33:13,149 I can have another dog, Money 386 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:14,455 Money? Good 387 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,719 Let's see what's inside 388 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:21,529 It really is a cheque for 5 million 389 00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:32,070 Mrs. Li, please look behind you 390 00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:34,144 There are two more boxes 391 00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:36,976 One has a lease 392 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:40,845 for an Arabian oil field 393 00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:46,681 It worth 5 million, more? 394 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,318 Let me see, any more? 395 00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:51,523 50 million, any more 396 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,521 500 million, any more? 397 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,994 Oh my God, that's the jackpot 398 00:33:57,168 --> 00:33:58,863 See if you want to go for it 399 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,701 Give me back your cheque if you do 400 00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:05,900 Are you going for it? 401 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,212 I'm going all the way 402 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,045 Then go pick a box 403 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,692 Let's both not, look inside 404 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:29,862 I want to trade something of yours 405 00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:30,766 What will that be? 406 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:31,736 Come over here please 407 00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:37,139 I want to buy your husband's life 408 00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:39,743 If you want to own the oil field 409 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:43,612 We'll cut off the oxygen supply 410 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:44,639 Now make up your mind 411 00:34:44,649 --> 00:34:48,881 The oil field or your husband 412 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:54,089 Think it over carefully 413 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,253 Do you want to stay poor all your life 414 00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:59,259 Or do you want to be a wealthy widow? 415 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,630 What do you think? 416 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,927 Husband or oil field? 417 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:11,842 Oil field or husband ? 418 00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:17,005 I'd rather be a wealthy widow 419 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:27,953 Let’s see what your husband 's life is worth 420 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,627 Oh my God 421 00:35:32,097 --> 00:35:34,930 It's a bottle of Arabian oyster sauce 422 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,628 worth $5.55 423 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:49,336 I think you're a very good MC 424 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,048 I've known that for a long time 425 00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:54,484 But our program director”. 426 00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:56,346 Doesn't recognize talent 427 00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:57,384 That's right 428 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:03,651 I want to sign a contract with you 429 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,458 If you work for us 430 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:15,368 You'll be a superstar within a month 431 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:17,672 A superstar? 432 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,711 Have a cigar and think it over 433 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:16,898 But I have an eight year contract with MTV 434 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:19,768 Can't you dissolve the contract? 435 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,396 I'll do that right away 436 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,238 I'll wait for you 437 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:25,804 That's right 438 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:32,913 What do you want? 439 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:34,747 I want to see the manager 440 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:38,950 Follow me 441 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:51,891 A magician from Singapore 442 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:00,971 Is this yourfirst time in Hong Kong? 443 00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:01,809 Yes 444 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:03,846 I can let you have a try 445 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,982 Sign this eight year contract 446 00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:16,520 But it's a blank paper 447 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,821 Sign your names and I'll fill in the rest 448 00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,459 I can't sign a contract like that 449 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,098 Suit yourselves 450 00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:26,695 magicians are the dime a dozen 451 00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:28,131 I need only to run 452 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,940 an ad in the newspaper 453 00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:34,368 And they will come in hundreds 454 00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:49,517 What do you want? 455 00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:53,630 I want to see the manager 456 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,796 Wait here 457 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:04,168 l have to support my mother and 2 Groupers 458 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,334 - Get in - Thank you 459 00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:13,177 Miss Wang 460 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,043 What‘s it? 461 00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:20,389 | signed and 8 years contract with this station 462 00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:21,855 It's been over a year now 463 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,521 I haven‘t done anything yet 464 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,526 I can't see my prospect for myself 465 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:28,590 l have a mother and a brother 466 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,192 and 2 groupers... 467 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,032 that eat shrimps 468 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:33,936 What do you think you can do? 469 00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:36,406 I'm good at dancing and singing 470 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,407 I've had the pleasure already 471 00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:42,509 I'm sure I can be a top host for shows 472 00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:44,670 Show me 473 00:39:47,285 --> 00:39:48,411 This is the microphone 474 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:52,712 Ladies and Gentlemen 475 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,921 Horrible... 476 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:58,418 You know parrots don‘t lie 477 00:39:58,563 --> 00:39:59,928 Why don't we dissolve the contract? 478 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,558 TVC's manager talked to me yesterday 479 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:02,726 What's your name? 480 00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:04,366 Chih-Wan 481 00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:16,240 Is this your signature? 482 00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:19,916 As long as your contract is in my hands 483 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,148 Your future and freedom are in my hands too 484 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,316 You do whatever I want you to 485 00:40:24,322 --> 00:40:25,789 Stop dreaming of working for other station 486 00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:34,821 Hello, hold on, Miss Wang 487 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:38,427 Hello 488 00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:41,627 He'll be fired 489 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,636 if he walks near TVC 490 00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:47,110 or even TVC's car 491 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:59,187 Can you open it? 492 00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:04,418 lam sure you can open it 493 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:13,699 With your skill and combination known 494 00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:17,963 You have to be able to open it, right? 495 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,040 Open what? 496 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,101 The safe 497 00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:23,707 Whose safe? 498 00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:26,312 Of course it is... 499 00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:29,214 My safe 500 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,148 It's your safe and you want me to open it? 501 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:36,521 The dial numbers are too complicated 502 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,226 Really? 503 00:41:40,131 --> 00:41:42,065 You just behave yourself 504 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,198 I'm sorry 505 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:48,669 Can you open it? 506 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:50,538 It can be done 507 00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:53,174 But breaking in someone's safe 508 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,744 Can get me several years in jail 509 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,145 But if you help me get my contract 510 00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:04,178 I can work for TVC 511 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,879 With my talents, 512 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:08,550 I'll soon be a superstar 513 00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,993 Then I can help you with your... 514 00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:12,724 What's your machine called? 515 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,331 Feel-surround television 516 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:18,166 Right, l'll promote it all over the world 517 00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:21,034 And the world have four inventors 518 00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:24,901 Albert Einstein 519 00:42:25,843 --> 00:42:27,367 He‘s not as young as you 520 00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:32,682 Isaac Newton, he‘s dead 521 00:42:33,418 --> 00:42:35,852 Your idol Thomas Edison 522 00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:38,512 He's not as handsome as you 523 00:42:38,790 --> 00:42:39,586 And... 524 00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:43,557 Frog 525 00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:46,389 That's right 526 00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:48,024 If you don't help me 527 00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:49,727 You‘ll sit here 528 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:51,725 Guess what you'll become 529 00:42:55,873 --> 00:42:56,771 What? 530 00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:58,075 A 'Pig brain' 531 00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:06,579 But everybody in the station knows you 532 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:09,553 How can you get away with it? 533 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,154 I'll figure it out 534 00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:29,001 What's that? 535 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:29,936 Laughing bomb 536 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,268 What do we need that for? 537 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,742 It can be a lifesaver at emergencies 538 00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:35,135 Your man's clothes are inside 539 00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:36,477 So you can change anytime 540 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:38,476 Hurry 541 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:16,381 Over here 542 00:44:21,726 --> 00:44:22,693 It's down below 543 00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:31,064 A great scientist should be courageous 544 00:44:31,068 --> 00:44:32,831 Right, Edison 545 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,505 Are you sure nobody is there? 546 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:40,303 Of course, it's lunch time 547 00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:41,175 Go down, hurry 548 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:57,217 Every window's locked, how can we get in 549 00:44:57,228 --> 00:44:59,719 This building was badly built 550 00:44:59,730 --> 00:45:00,560 So? 551 00:45:00,731 --> 00:45:02,528 Everything's broken, watch 552 00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,925 There goes another window frame 553 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:21,240 | get in first, you follow 554 00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:21,911 OK 555 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:30,620 Is there any more beer? 556 00:45:31,128 --> 00:45:31,890 Yes 557 00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:09,322 Is there any more beer? 558 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:09,884 Sure 559 00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:42,778 Don‘t be scared 560 00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:47,755 Grab my hand 561 00:48:54,665 --> 00:48:55,791 Do not force you 562 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:08,434 l have a soft 563 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:22,987 Are you OK? 564 00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:27,590 I'm thirsty 565 00:49:27,932 --> 00:49:28,455 VVhy? 566 00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:29,927 I urinated thrice 567 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:30,995 Get up first 568 00:49:52,122 --> 00:49:53,020 Move the table back first 569 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:07,660 How many safes have you opened before? 570 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,196 Including this one? 571 00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:09,865 Yes 572 00:50:10,574 --> 00:50:11,302 One 573 00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:13,907 What's the combination? 574 00:50:16,714 --> 00:50:18,579 12, 8, 6,25, 575 00:50:18,582 --> 00:50:20,049 34, 42 576 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,180 Aren't you afraid of finger-prints 577 00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:26,687 Should I use my toes? 578 00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:28,854 That's worse 579 00:50:29,093 --> 00:50:29,718 VVhy? 580 00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:31,493 Top prints are bigger 581 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,160 But the police don’t have toe-prints records 582 00:50:35,432 --> 00:50:36,763 If that's true 583 00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:38,394 Every thief in town would have used his toes 584 00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,333 That's the reason 585 00:50:40,337 --> 00:50:41,861 why they haven't been caught 586 00:50:42,072 --> 00:50:43,539 OtherWise you think the police are stupid? 587 00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,868 Stop mumbling, hurry 588 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:01,683 I got it 589 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:06,522 Get them all out first 590 00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:18,970 Save other people as well 591 00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:21,207 That's right 592 00:51:24,481 --> 00:51:29,145 Thief... 593 00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:45,567 The safe...the safe 594 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:00,777 Stupid parrot 595 00:52:12,429 --> 00:52:13,623 Frog, are you coming out? 596 00:52:15,532 --> 00:52:20,469 Frog, are you all right? 597 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,971 Frog, are you all right? Can you come out? 598 00:52:32,216 --> 00:52:33,808 It has to be opened from outside 599 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:36,717 What's the combination? 600 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,617 How can I remember? 601 00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:50,665 Where's that card? Where's that card? 602 00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:51,994 It’s with me 603 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:55,733 What are the numbers? 604 00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:57,999 I can't see, it’s dark here 605 00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:03,310 Oh my God 606 00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:08,244 Don't you have a lighter? 607 00:53:11,422 --> 00:53:12,354 What's the combination? 608 00:53:13,057 --> 00:53:14,991 What's happening? 609 00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,219 It's out of gas 610 00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:19,360 Got it 611 00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:21,690 What are the numbers? 612 00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:22,757 Twelve 613 00:53:25,335 --> 00:53:25,892 The next one? 614 00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:26,733 Eight 615 00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:28,496 Go on 616 00:53:28,505 --> 00:53:29,437 Twenty-four 617 00:53:32,342 --> 00:53:33,036 The next one? 618 00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:37,008 Frog, what are you doing? 619 00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:38,345 l burnt the papers 620 00:53:39,783 --> 00:53:43,082 Hold your breathe temporarily 621 00:53:45,355 --> 00:53:48,290 Don't breathe 622 00:53:49,793 --> 00:53:52,284 Wait, Oh, God 623 00:54:02,439 --> 00:54:03,030 God 624 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,941 What have I done to deserve this? 625 00:54:06,276 --> 00:54:08,210 Does God have horns? 626 00:54:12,282 --> 00:54:16,719 You can't even tell God from Devil 627 00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:19,923 Who are you? What are you stealing? 628 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:20,787 Nothing 629 00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:23,317 What's that bundle? 630 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:26,084 Toilet papers 631 00:54:26,330 --> 00:54:28,560 That thick a bundle? 632 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,427 I have hemorrhoids 633 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:31,761 Let me see them 634 00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:36,929 Hit him... 635 00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:44,445 Help... 636 00:54:49,419 --> 00:54:50,010 Trying to get away? 637 00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:05,692 Do you know how to drive? 638 00:56:06,997 --> 00:56:08,225 Don't go away 639 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,220 Miss, you... 640 00:57:18,669 --> 00:57:20,830 It's a pipe, the high heel shoe is over there 641 00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:23,264 Thanks 642 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:30,509 It's a high heel shoe There's the men's room 643 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,646 I don‘t have to go anymore 644 00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:34,105 That's stranger 645 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:34,947 Raymond 646 00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:38,144 Go over this list please 647 00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:52,126 Thank you 648 00:58:27,304 --> 00:58:29,397 What are you doing? 649 00:58:29,539 --> 00:58:32,303 Dirty old man 650 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,514 Thank you 651 00:58:45,756 --> 00:58:48,748 My sister and l have to make ends meet lately 652 00:58:48,925 --> 00:58:51,189 So I want to pick some pockets 653 00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:52,522 Will anyone come up for some fun? 654 00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,490 Who wants to come up? 655 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,698 That gentleman? Welcome, welcome 656 00:58:58,835 --> 00:59:00,860 Come up please 657 00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:03,730 Don't be shy 658 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:09,534 Welcome... 659 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:11,369 What's your name, sir? 660 00:59:13,016 --> 00:59:13,675 Huang 661 00:59:13,683 --> 00:59:15,583 What time is it now? 662 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:18,782 Forgot to wear your watch? 663 00:59:19,956 --> 00:59:22,254 See if it's in your pocket? 664 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,425 You must have left it at home 665 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:25,591 I didn‘t 666 00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:31,057 Is this your necklace? It's woman's 667 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:33,630 This watch is yours, too 668 00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:36,804 It's a lady's again 669 00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:39,401 Unisex is the fashion these days 670 00:59:40,143 --> 00:59:42,134 That's why you're wearing panty hoses 671 00:59:45,782 --> 00:59:48,114 You're pretty fashionable, Mr. Huang 672 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,748 This scarf is yours, too 673 00:59:52,122 --> 00:59:54,488 It's green, are you using it for turban? 674 01:00:00,564 --> 01:00:03,431 You still have an important item with me 675 01:00:12,242 --> 01:00:13,470 Is this your beard? 676 01:00:16,646 --> 01:00:18,580 Hey, you forgot something 677 01:02:17,601 --> 01:02:19,592 Ladies and gentlemen, life is like magic 678 01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:21,562 Often what you see in your front 679 01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:22,897 are not true 680 01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:25,603 You've just seen I put my sister in the safe 681 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:26,738 Actually... 682 01:02:54,971 --> 01:02:58,566 There‘s a tunnel... it‘s easy 683 01:04:53,256 --> 01:04:54,621 Are you trying to kill me? 684 01:05:13,143 --> 01:05:17,239 You can kill a man like that 685 01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:18,646 What are you doing? 686 01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:22,946 I got a flat tire 687 01:05:24,154 --> 01:05:25,212 A flat tire? 688 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,224 He's Frog's brother 689 01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:30,259 but why in a beard? 690 01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:31,582 Someone must be after him 691 01:05:31,995 --> 01:05:33,428 But why? 692 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:34,158 How do I know? 693 01:05:43,506 --> 01:05:45,974 You had a beard and now you’re dirty 694 01:05:46,142 --> 01:05:47,507 What are you up to? 695 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,139 Are you coming for these? 696 01:05:52,649 --> 01:05:55,117 Aren't you good at opening safes? 697 01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:56,142 You want steal something? 698 01:05:56,486 --> 01:05:58,078 I want to save a man 699 01:05:58,087 --> 01:05:58,849 Who? 700 01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:00,252 Frog 701 01:06:00,256 --> 01:06:01,086 Frog? 702 01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:04,919 We want to steal my contract 703 01:06:05,094 --> 01:06:07,460 He's locked in a safe 704 01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:08,431 How's he now? 705 01:06:09,432 --> 01:06:11,798 He may have been suffocated 706 01:06:12,936 --> 01:06:14,699 That's why you're being chased? 707 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,537 Why do you want to steal your contract? 708 01:06:18,174 --> 01:06:21,974 You suffer if you're under a contract 709 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:24,503 I know, I've been under contracts before 710 01:06:25,381 --> 01:06:28,214 Can you help me to open that safe? 711 01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:30,379 and get Frog out? 712 01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:33,485 You almost got me fired a while ago 713 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,219 Now you want me to go to jail? 714 01:06:35,358 --> 01:06:36,325 You‘re crazy 715 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:37,520 Shih-Chieh 716 01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:41,458 Shih-Chieh 717 01:06:41,464 --> 01:06:43,125 Don't be sentimental 718 01:06:45,802 --> 01:06:47,064 l have to do it myself then 719 01:06:48,972 --> 01:06:51,873 He doesn't know how to open safes 720 01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:55,038 Help him or he’ll be dead 721 01:06:55,411 --> 01:06:56,571 Shih-Chieh 722 01:06:59,482 --> 01:07:03,077 This is what's left Frog, take it 723 01:07:04,053 --> 01:07:05,179 I am going now 724 01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:07,848 Shih-Chieh 725 01:07:08,558 --> 01:07:09,422 Stay out of it 726 01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:23,361 Call him back 727 01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:26,004 I haven‘t gone yet 728 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:30,209 I'll go with you 729 01:07:31,347 --> 01:07:34,077 They'll grab you if you go like this 730 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:35,581 What should I do? 731 01:07:38,788 --> 01:07:39,846 Go in 732 01:07:41,090 --> 01:07:41,715 What for? 733 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:42,782 Go in first 734 01:07:45,962 --> 01:07:46,724 What for? 735 01:07:47,096 --> 01:07:51,089 So you won't be dancing by yourself in your dreams 736 01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:01,938 Miss 737 01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:39,343 You watch here 738 01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:45,617 It's down below 739 01:09:12,215 --> 01:09:12,977 Over here 740 01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:24,317 Frog,..answer me, Frog 741 01:09:25,194 --> 01:09:26,821 May be he’s dead 742 01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:28,159 Let me 743 01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:37,863 Frog, what's happened to you? 744 01:09:59,362 --> 01:10:00,522 King Kong, wait 745 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,833 Surrender your contracts 746 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:07,696 And I‘ll let you and your brother go 747 01:10:08,337 --> 01:10:10,532 Otherwise you'll be like this parrot 748 01:10:14,277 --> 01:10:15,209 Whatever you say 749 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:34,256 Go after him 750 01:11:58,147 --> 01:11:58,977 Are you all right? 751 01:11:59,282 --> 01:12:01,273 Sure, don't you know I have a strong skull 752 01:12:24,373 --> 01:12:24,964 Sorry 753 01:12:24,974 --> 01:12:28,307 Are you blind or something? 754 01:12:39,856 --> 01:12:40,413 What are you doing? 755 01:12:40,423 --> 01:12:41,583 Do me a favour, keep quiet 756 01:12:41,657 --> 01:12:42,715 But what's going on 757 01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:10,712 Stop beating each other 758 01:13:18,694 --> 01:13:21,219 And now the Magic Saw 759 01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:25,731 Is that's his student? 760 01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:26,698 Maybe 761 01:13:32,275 --> 01:13:36,871 Tonight we are sawing a man instead of a woman 762 01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:42,976 Be careful 763 01:13:42,985 --> 01:13:45,215 You deserve this 764 01:15:55,851 --> 01:15:58,911 My student cannot appear again 765 01:15:58,921 --> 01:16:00,582 because he's dead 766 01:16:00,589 --> 01:16:03,717 Only I can do shows like that 767 01:16:04,193 --> 01:16:05,182 And now the Magic Saw 768 01:16:17,973 --> 01:16:20,464 Let's see if he can resurrect 769 01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,443 The student is better than the teacher 770 01:17:10,092 --> 01:17:12,117 The student is better than the teacher 771 01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:19,699 Let’s see who's better 772 01:17:20,102 --> 01:17:21,126 What time is it? 773 01:17:23,005 --> 01:17:25,166 Is this your watch? 774 01:17:30,446 --> 01:17:32,107 My watch isn’t accurate 775 01:17:32,214 --> 01:17:33,875 what time do you have? 776 01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:36,044 Is this your watch? 777 01:17:41,690 --> 01:17:44,318 Not bad, simple tricks though 778 01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:46,294 Is this your wallet? 779 01:17:49,698 --> 01:17:52,030 See if anything is missing 780 01:17:52,735 --> 01:17:56,000 Talking about pickpocketing, I'm... 781 01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:57,995 Is this identity card yours 782 01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:05,006 This looks like yours too 783 01:18:08,484 --> 01:18:11,419 I know, wonderful performances I'm watching 784 01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:14,011 Hold 785 01:18:23,098 --> 01:18:24,565 Are these your shoes? 786 01:18:35,744 --> 01:18:37,177 Are these your pants? 787 01:18:45,921 --> 01:18:47,445 That's student is good 788 01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:49,546 And now words from our sponsors 789 01:19:00,469 --> 01:19:01,766 Cousin 790 01:19:02,638 --> 01:19:05,698 will you wait for me? 791 01:19:05,708 --> 01:19:06,800 Until death 792 01:19:10,212 --> 01:19:11,076 What's up 793 01:19:16,619 --> 01:19:18,086 What's going on? 794 01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:36,002 Hue, a call for you 795 01:19:36,005 --> 01:19:36,630 Thanks 796 01:20:18,781 --> 01:20:20,373 How is going on? 797 01:20:20,382 --> 01:20:22,009 How did he get in? 798 01:20:22,851 --> 01:20:25,046 I don't know, should I chase him out 799 01:20:25,721 --> 01:20:27,689 You can‘t, it's a live show 800 01:20:27,690 --> 01:20:28,622 Oh, my God 801 01:22:49,164 --> 01:22:49,994 Mr. Chairman 802 01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:03,842 I don't think he's that good 803 01:23:04,112 --> 01:23:06,342 Why do the audience like him so much? 804 01:23:07,349 --> 01:23:09,613 You know why your programs are always so bad 805 01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:11,017 because you can't tell good from bad 806 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:56,755 Send Miss Wang in 807 01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:06,234 Miss Wang 808 01:25:09,304 --> 01:25:11,738 This was what your promised us 809 01:25:12,407 --> 01:25:14,932 And this is this month's ratings 810 01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:22,014 We dropped by four million 811 01:25:22,818 --> 01:25:25,651 What do the board of directors say? 812 01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:35,790 Miss Wang, you should know what to do 813 01:25:57,452 --> 01:25:58,544 That was pretty fast 814 01:25:58,553 --> 01:25:59,781 2.3 second 815 01:26:15,671 --> 01:26:16,797 What time is the fight? 816 01:26:16,805 --> 01:26:17,863 04:30 PM 817 01:26:22,744 --> 01:26:27,306 Hurry, the newcomers will move in at two 818 01:26:27,315 --> 01:26:29,647 Hurry 819 01:26:36,591 --> 01:26:37,990 Pardon, my intrusion 820 01:26:41,029 --> 01:26:41,859 Are you all right? 821 01:26:42,064 --> 01:26:44,225 Sure, I just lost two toes 822 01:26:44,433 --> 01:26:47,266 I come to thank you for your help 823 01:26:47,269 --> 01:26:51,228 And to invite you to Grouper dinner 824 01:26:52,007 --> 01:26:53,235 You are welcome 825 01:26:54,109 --> 01:26:56,441 Just make sure that if you are in trouble 826 01:26:56,611 --> 01:26:57,908 Don‘t come to me again 827 01:26:58,246 --> 01:26:59,543 You’re joking 828 01:27:00,082 --> 01:27:01,242 Why are you packing? 829 01:27:01,783 --> 01:27:03,011 We're going back to Singapore 830 01:27:03,018 --> 01:27:03,950 Singapore 831 01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:05,550 What about us? 832 01:27:06,888 --> 01:27:08,412 You‘ll have to dance... 833 01:27:08,423 --> 01:27:10,687 by yourself in your dream 834 01:27:11,727 --> 01:27:14,195 I won't have nice dream like that anymore 835 01:27:16,031 --> 01:27:18,864 I'm sorry I got you fired 836 01:27:19,267 --> 01:27:21,701 I was fired before you came along 837 01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:23,697 Who's that? 838 01:27:36,485 --> 01:27:39,420 Mr. Chairman, this is our chairman 839 01:27:39,888 --> 01:27:41,446 You’re both here, that’s marvelous 840 01:27:41,456 --> 01:27:43,424 Can I come in? 841 01:27:44,126 --> 01:27:45,423 Have a seat 842 01:27:45,660 --> 01:27:46,888 Make yourself at home 843 01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:49,491 Have a seat please 844 01:27:49,965 --> 01:27:51,956 Have a seat, chairman 845 01:27:55,670 --> 01:27:59,071 I have to go to golf game right away 846 01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:02,103 You two very talented 847 01:28:02,844 --> 01:28:06,177 I want you to be my managers 848 01:28:09,251 --> 01:28:11,776 We are not qualified for such a job 849 01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:13,482 Not exactly 850 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:16,781 You are ideal for TV station managers 851 01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:20,291 I'm their agent 852 01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:22,126 You have to deal with me 853 01:28:25,167 --> 01:28:26,794 Get this Indian out to where he belongs 854 01:28:27,869 --> 01:28:31,635 But I'm their agent 855 01:28:33,041 --> 01:28:36,135 I want you to meet the board directors 856 01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:05,367 Please put on the rings of honour 857 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:12,006 You are part of their family now 858 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,147 Who are they? 859 01:29:13,882 --> 01:29:15,543 All ex-managers 860 01:29:16,151 --> 01:29:20,212 These two frames are reserved for you 861 01:29:22,324 --> 01:29:27,591 Can we hear the new managers plans 862 01:29:27,929 --> 01:29:30,557 Under ourjoint leadership 863 01:29:30,565 --> 01:29:33,693 There will be new personal and policies 864 01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:36,762 We want to make big breakthrough in ratings 865 01:29:36,771 --> 01:29:38,568 Then we'll introduce a new invention 866 01:29:38,573 --> 01:29:41,701 The Feel-surround television set 867 01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:43,200 I'|I sure shock the world 868 01:29:43,712 --> 01:29:47,409 My genius brother will familiarize you with the set 869 01:29:58,026 --> 01:30:00,551 This Feel-surround television set of mine 870 01:30:00,729 --> 01:30:03,220 is designed with the newest electronic devices 871 01:30:04,566 --> 01:30:06,557 Now please watch 872 01:30:12,574 --> 01:30:13,233 On 873 01:30:18,313 --> 01:30:19,075 Off 874 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:24,245 Anyone wants to try it out? 875 01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:29,053 My machine follows 876 01:30:29,057 --> 01:30:30,752 every move on the screen 877 01:30:30,892 --> 01:30:32,086 It's really fun, try it 878 01:30:32,460 --> 01:30:33,757 Why don't you try it 879 01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:35,593 You try it 880 01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:39,563 I've tried it before, you go 881 01:30:39,567 --> 01:30:40,226 All right 882 01:30:46,841 --> 01:30:49,071 Have a cigarette 883 01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:56,682 Why are you smelling so nice? 884 01:30:56,685 --> 01:30:58,175 Your memory seems no good 885 01:30:58,353 --> 01:31:01,481 this is perfume you gave me 886 01:31:01,489 --> 01:31:02,012 Oh, yes 887 01:31:02,023 --> 01:31:03,422 Have a drink 888 01:31:03,425 --> 01:31:04,016 Sure 889 01:31:05,927 --> 01:31:07,690 I better not, I'm not feeling well 890 01:31:07,929 --> 01:31:10,864 I'll give you a massage then 891 01:31:14,002 --> 01:31:15,629 Feels good 892 01:31:15,637 --> 01:31:16,661 Very 893 01:31:36,224 --> 01:31:38,488 Please don’t clap so many times 894 01:31:41,196 --> 01:31:43,164 This machine is super-sensitive 895 01:31:43,331 --> 01:31:44,662 My brother could invent it 896 01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:47,066 only because of my teaching 897 01:31:47,302 --> 01:31:50,533 Let me use another set for demonstration 898 01:31:53,742 --> 01:31:54,800 Shall I take a shower? 899 01:31:55,543 --> 01:31:56,510 Together with you though 900 01:31:56,544 --> 01:31:58,011 You‘re naughty 901 01:31:58,013 --> 01:31:58,980 Come on 902 01:32:03,551 --> 01:32:04,813 Is the temperature right? 903 01:32:05,387 --> 01:32:06,513 Don‘t scratch me 904 01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:09,012 I'm not, I’m soaping you 905 01:32:09,024 --> 01:32:09,922 Soaping me? 906 01:32:15,030 --> 01:32:19,660 You dare seduce your sister-in-law? 907 01:32:21,202 --> 01:32:23,227 Hui, stop it 908 01:32:25,006 --> 01:32:26,530 You unfaithful woman 909 01:32:28,610 --> 01:32:30,578 Champagne? Let me see how you drink it 910 01:32:30,879 --> 01:32:34,280 Drink it all 911 01:32:37,118 --> 01:32:38,415 Hui, don't get carried away 912 01:32:38,453 --> 01:32:40,444 It's none of your business 913 01:32:41,389 --> 01:32:43,414 Stop fighting 914 01:32:44,959 --> 01:32:48,122 A rotating bed? Start rotating 915 01:33:02,377 --> 01:33:03,708 How are you? Are you all right? 916 01:33:04,079 --> 01:33:05,569 You’ll be all right 917 01:33:05,780 --> 01:33:06,610 You fool 918 01:33:06,614 --> 01:33:07,774 Sit down first 919 01:33:08,216 --> 01:33:09,114 You can‘t do anything right 920 01:33:10,652 --> 01:33:11,482 Are you all right? 921 01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:15,487 This television se will sure shock the world 922 01:33:15,924 --> 01:33:18,415 Will you three sign this contract please? 923 01:33:24,432 --> 01:33:25,091 Thanks 924 01:33:28,570 --> 01:33:30,936 It's one of these blank paper deals again 925 01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:33,665 We can't sign a contract like that 926 01:33:33,675 --> 01:33:34,937 That's right 927 01:33:35,410 --> 01:33:36,843 Come on, sign it 928 01:33:46,788 --> 01:33:48,312 Who likes roast pigeon? 929 01:33:53,962 --> 01:33:55,361 How did it happen? 930 01:34:03,538 --> 01:34:05,096 Pigeon waste sure stinks 931 01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:08,309 It's the contract that stinks 932 01:34:10,945 --> 01:34:14,540 "Before you can be born you have to see God" 933 01:34:14,782 --> 01:34:17,774 "Who will brief you on proprieties" 934 01:34:18,186 --> 01:34:21,849 "With a contract in hand he say:" 935 01:34:22,157 --> 01:34:25,058 "sit down and I'll tell you life" 936 01:34:25,493 --> 01:34:29,122 "If I want you rich I'll make you rich" 937 01:34:29,497 --> 01:34:32,955 "If I'm mad you'll have to sleep in coffin" 938 01:34:33,301 --> 01:34:36,361 "I'm so powerful" 939 01:34:36,671 --> 01:34:40,072 "Sign your contract (contract)" 940 01:34:40,074 --> 01:34:44,033 "Pay your visa fees (Baptism of course)" 941 01:34:44,345 --> 01:34:47,314 "Then go ahead and be born" 942 01:34:53,054 --> 01:34:56,854 "You grow up and start dating" 943 01:34:57,025 --> 01:34:59,858 "Suddenly you find your girl pregnant" 944 01:35:00,495 --> 01:35:04,158 "Her mother screams for a marriage and says:" 945 01:35:04,265 --> 01:35:07,325 "Let's settle on a dower" 946 01:35:07,769 --> 01:35:11,364 "Don't you dare thinking it is free" 947 01:35:12,006 --> 01:35:15,066 "I love only money so dick up your last penny" 948 01:35:15,443 --> 01:35:18,674 "and arrange a big banquet" 949 01:35:18,846 --> 01:35:22,509 "Sign a contract with me (contract)" 950 01:35:22,517 --> 01:35:26,385 "Pay this mother-in-law off (It's not a small sum)" 951 01:35:26,688 --> 01:35:29,748 "Then your son can be born" 952 01:35:51,980 --> 01:35:55,916 "in Hong Kong one can hardly be free" 953 01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:58,909 "There are so many laws and system" 954 01:35:59,454 --> 01:36:03,117 "As well as so many bills to pay" 955 01:36:03,124 --> 01:36:06,252 "No room for love between husbands and wives" 956 01:36:06,761 --> 01:36:10,322 "Don't fret because hospital bills are worsens" 957 01:36:10,732 --> 01:36:14,065 "You have your kids to support" 958 01:36:14,302 --> 01:36:17,738 "And education is expensive" 959 01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:21,431 "One contract after another (contract)" 960 01:36:21,442 --> 01:36:25,310 "They are always on your back (it's a dog's life)" 961 01:36:25,313 --> 01:36:28,612 "And you say, God, I don't believe this" 962 01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:34,414 "One contract after another (contract)" 963 01:36:34,422 --> 01:36:38,415 "They are always on your back" 964 01:36:38,426 --> 01:36:42,260 "And you say, God, I don't believe this" 61449

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