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Xandra: Magic barrier, huh?

We'll see about that.

(grunting)

Yah!

Yah... Ouch!

Caballeros: See? We told ya!

(grumbling)

Ooh, ouch!

(grunting)

(glass breaking)

Yep, that's a magic barrier.

♪ We are Three Caballeros ♪

♪ Three brave caballeros ♪

♪ They say we are birds of a feather ♪

♪ We're happy amigos♪

♪ No matter where he goes, the one, two, and three goes ♪

♪ We're always together ♪

♪ Aye! ♪

Xandra: Ridiculous!

That mystic barrier is the only thing between us

and that weasel wizard, Felldrake.

We've got to find a way in.

Everyone think.

Um, we could...

The bear is out of the question,

because we would not want to risk losing the Spark of Life.

Huh?

-How about if we... -And we can't sent Ari.

Panchito: Because of that.

(burp)

Well, what if we...

There's no one we can send.

We'll have to figure out something else.

Donald Duck: Ah, phooey.

Who wants to go in there anyway?

Donald, what are you up to?

Are you drawing?

Oh, I know.

That's Dapper, the handsome dude Daisy's dating.

Am I right?

This game is fun.

I can see you are upset, my friend.

But that is no reason to do a disservice

to proper perspective and proportion.

I think your drawing captured his personality much better.

(knocking)

Who could that be?

(meowing)

Oh, look.

It is two tiny, sad, soaking wet orphans.

I did not even know it was raining.

It stopped just as we knocked.

We're raising money so our orphanage can buy mittens.

-For our teensy... -Tiny...

-Cold... -And shivering...

Paws.

Both: Achoo!

Excuse me.

Please!

My heart-strings cannot take such tugging.

Here, it is all the money I have left.

I wish I had more, but I have given

the rest to other charities,

some of which turned out to be fake.

-Some? -Okay, all of the charities were fake.

But I am sure Mittens for the Kittens is for real.

Of course it is.

It's the realest.

-(meowing) -Good luck, poor little orphans.

Good luck with all of my money.

Yeah, it's fake.

You're too gullible, Jose.

It's like there's a big flashing sign on you that says, "Trick me."

(evil laughing)

The map.

Felldrake is in Peru.

It's great how simple the map makes it to find Felldrake.

I like simple.

Let's go!

I'd be careful.

If Felldrake knew you had a way of tracking him,

he could easily lure you into a trap.

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

We should help the boys out.

Yeah.

Why should they have all the fun?

You won't tell 'em, will you, Ari?

(jabbering)

Ah!

Sorry I asked.

Suit up, girls.

We're going in.

Many thanks, my friend, for the generous discount

on your luxury airline.

I knew you had an eye for quality the second

and I swindled... uh, saw you.

Hmm.

Next time, I'll do the talking.

There they are, the Nazca Lines... ancient figures drawn

on the surface of the Earth.

They must have used a big pencil.

How are we supposed to spot Sheldgoose

and Felldrake from way up here?

Jose: That was simple.

I like simple things.

Xandra: This is where we get out.

There's only one parachute.

Should we arm wrestle for it?

Ha, we don't need parachutes.

What?

The atlas says the Nazca soil is enchanted.

We just have to jump.

Are you nuts?

Don't worry.

The atlas says that if you jump from a high enough distance,

when you hit the enchanted soil, you...

huh, that's weird.

The pages are blank.

Has this ever happened before?

Nope. Come on!

-(gasping) -(falling)

(chuckling)

From an outside perspective,

it is much easier to plummet to your death

if you are an immortal goddess.

Then call me an immortal goddess!

Yawoo!

Forget that.

Come, my friend.

I know you are afraid of heights,

but at least it is not a spider.

You hate those more, am I right?

Yeah.

I hate spiders, and goblins, and lava lizards

-and termites, and... -Yes, yes, yes, yes.

You have taken my memory for a jog.

But we did not die.

-We only almost died. -What?

And I am sure this time, too, we will only almost die.

Ciao, my friend.

Ah, hey there, handsome.

Not again!

I'll take that.

So long, sucker!

Oh.

(screaming)

(spying music)

(blast)

June: Keep an eye out for anything that

could deactivate the barrier, or any secret warlock lair stuff.

♪ ♪

What is this?

April: A goal board?

Dude, give it up.

April and May: Eww.

Find anything, June?

Nah, just all this money.

Maybe there's something under it.

We're going to hit the next room.

Come get us when you're done.

(growling)

Huh?

June: Nice security guard.

(nervous chuckle)

(grunting)

I hope the Cabs are having better luck than us!

(shouting)

What?

Am I dead?

I don't think so.

Huh?

We've made it, Caballeros, to the Nazca Realm.

The sparseness of line and attention to negative space

is primitive, yet evocative.

And also cool!

Remember this spot, guys.

I have a feeling those are our exits.

Help me! Help me, please!

Oh, look, an adorable monkey trapped in a cage.

We must help him.

Hold on, Jose.

Something about this doesn't feel right.

But look at how cute and vulnerable he is.

Yes, I'm cute and vulnerable.

Aww, here.

Take all of my money.

All: Jose!

But we are the Three Caballeros.

We must help those in need.

Fine, we'll let him out.

But no tricks!

OK, no tricks.

Ha, ha!

Thank you, my friend.

I'm Mono, a guardian of the Nazca Realm,

armed only with my magic cha...

Oh, I almost forgot.

An evil warlock stole my magic chalk

and drew this cage to trap me.

You, my friend, have been Felldraked.

Mmm-hmm.

He said he was headed to the center of the Earth

to steal the Nazca Gyroscope.

The who-a what-a-scope?

The Nazca Gyroscope.

It keeps the Earth spinning around the sun.

Removing it would send our planet

flying out of the solar system, killing

everything and everyone.

You must help me stop him!

(screeching)

Wait. If the Earth is destroyed, he would be too.

He's evil, not insane.

Well, that's what he said.

If that is what he said, then that is what he said.

Come, Caballeros, to the center of the Earth.

Fine.

But let's keep our eyes open.

Now that the warlock has my magic chalk,

the journey ahead will be fraught with danger.

We'll need this.

What is that?

My back-up chalk.

Back-up chalk?

Now all we need to do is draw our way through.

♪ ♪

Donald Duck: Draw?

I can't draw.

It's easy.

Let me show you.

♪ You can color outside the lines ♪

♪ Or even read between the lines ♪

♪ The finish line can be a starting line ♪

♪ Just gotta keep an open mind ♪

♪ Gotta draw the line ♪

♪ Gotta draw the line ♪

♪ Gotta draw the line ♪

♪ You've got to draw the line ♪

♪ When you put yourself on the line ♪

♪ There's a lifeline every time ♪

♪ You could lead the Conga line ♪

♪ Anything you had in mind ♪

♪ Gotta draw the line ♪

♪ Gotta draw the line ♪

♪ You've got to draw the line ♪

♪ ♪

(laughing)

Here, you try it.

Really?

(humming)

Wow.

You're good.

Jose: Remind me to show you my watercolors sometime.

♪ Gotta draw the line ♪

♪ You've got to draw the line ♪

♪ Gotta draw the line ♪

♪ You've got to draw the line ♪

♪ Gotta draw the line ♪

Mono: Follow me, Caballeros!

(evil laughing)

Sheldgoose: Yes, my little monkey.

Lead them merrily along to the wonderful wizard of me!

(evil laughing)

Lord Felldrake: You've really gotta stop

writing your own material, though.

Mono: Come, Caballeros.

The Nazca Gyroscope is not much further.

(thud)

Stop where you are, intruders, or face Hanzy,

guardian of the Nazca Realm.

Ha-ya!

Ah, gee willikers.

What a drag.

Hi, Hanzy!

Hey, Mono.

Oh, right.

Doy!

I'd wave hello, but this evil guy with a stick

tricked me into this finger trap.

I've never seen a finger trap my size.

I couldn't resist.

Been there.

Allow us to be of assistance.

Ah, thanks!

Any friend of Mono's is a friend of mine.

Hey, guess what?

Who's got one thumb and really likes you guys?

This gal.

You're probably wondering how I get through life

with just one thumb.

Nope.

The biggest bummer is that there are so many things

that deserve two thumbs up, but I can only give them one...

twice.

Any-hoo, where are you guys off too?

We are going to save the gyroscope

from that evil warlock.

Oh, count me in.

I'm going to try and guess everyone's name.

You look like an Eggbert.

-Donald Duck: Uh-uh. -Mark?

-No. -Joe?

-Nope. -Nicole?

No!

-Philip? Harold. -Nope. No.

-Judith? -It's Donald!

Ah, ah, ah, no hints!

Shh! She's sleeping.

Who is?

Mono: Clementine!

The strongest and scariest of the Nazca guardians.

And if she wakes up on the wrong side of the web...

-Web?! -Shh!

Of course, silly.

All spiders sleep in webs.

Sp... sp... spiders?!

Yeah, she's really big too, and super venomous.

I'm out.

Oh, no, you don't.

-Shh! -You shh!

Jose: Both of you, shh.

Mono: Walk quietly.

The gyroscope is right ahead.

Donald Duck: Shh.

Tired yet, big guy?

Ha. I could do this all night.

Well, in that case, have a great trip!

(screech)

Whoa!

(crash)

Oh, boy.

I think I'm seeing double.

Maybe he is seeing double.

Or triple.

Both: Wink!

I'll go this way.

I've got you now.

-Yikes! -Yoo-hoo!

-Huh? -Over here, bonehead.

Wha-?

How'd she do that?

June: Woop, too slow.

How'd you get on there?

Over here!

How'd you get in there?

Looking for me?

Huh? How'd you get up there?!

Ah!

Ow!

(sighing)

Ya-ha-how!

(groaning)

Wha... what?

(shouting)

Ha, ha!

We got him.

Did you now?

(yelping)

(chuckling)

April, May and June: Now I think I'm seeing double.

Behold, the Nazca Gyroscope!

The engine that keeps the Earth spinning.

Ooh!

And it will never be yours, intruders!

Mono, what has gotten into you?

(evil laughing)

Mono: Senor Wizard, I tricked them down here,

just like you told me to.

Yes.

And now it's your turn.

Why me too?

I used you, foolish monkey, to lure my enemies into a trap.

You're not here to steal the Nazca Gyroscope, are you?

Of course not. I'm evil, not insane.

And now we shall fly back to the surface

and erase your images, which will erase you permanently!

(gasping)

Why are you telling them the entire plan?

Oh, I'm not finished.

(humming)

Boom.

Now I'm done.

Sheldgoose: Eat my chalk dust, Caba-goners!

We're all doomed!

Or we're all fine.

I'll just use the atlas to zap us back to the surface.

Oh, the words are all squiggly lines.

Okay, now, we're doomed.

Chin up, gang.

I got this.

Now, let's get that warlock.

But Felldrake can fly.

There's no way we can beat him back to the surface.

Unless... Mono, give me your magic chalk.

Instead of waiting to be erased,

we will join the race.

♪ ♪

Jose: Come, my friends, we fly!

Ha, ha!

Whoo-hoo!

Hey, wait!

I'm not done yet.

Rottweiler 1: Don't let them get away.

(yelping)

May: Uh-oh.

June: Up there!

Rottweiler 1: I think I saw them go this way.

We lost them.

Huh?

That sure looks like a secret warlock lair to me.

May: Not so secret anymore.

-There they are! -(yelping)

Rottweiler 1: Bark!

Growl!

Well, our job here is done.

You know I love watching you work.

Seriously, I learn so much.

Oh, stop it.

You embarrass me.

-That... -Was...

Intense!

Come on!

You're doing real good, little fella!

(whispering) He's not doing good.

I heard that.

Lord Felldrake: What?

Enough of this hot pursuit.

Blast!

My blast won't blast.

Ha! Your magic doesn't work here, Felldrake.

Ha!

Oh!

My magic doesn't work here either.

This place is the worst.

You said it!

Luckily, one of us has a fully equipped war arsenal.

Observe.

(beeping)

(blast)

Shoulder-mounted shark cannon?

That is so awesome!

(growling)

Now, this is my kind of fight!

Ha-ha!

-Ahh! -Lord Felldrake: Oh!

My poor baby!

Calm down, helicopter mom.

(chuckling)

♪ ♪

Hmm.

(chuckling)

(shouting)

-(chuckling) -Drat!

The chalk ran out.

That's what you get for your intricate cross-hatching.

Haven't you heard of economy of line?

Sheldgoose: If there's one thing I know about economy,

it's how to outsource.

Hey, big spider lady!

Wake up and get to work.

Who dares disturb my beauty sleep?

Spider!

Whoa!

Oh, good. Breakfast!

I'm starving.

Beautiful spider lady, you must not eat us.

We are your friends!

Yeah, we love spiders.

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

He's not with us.

(shouting)

Clementine, just go back to sleep.

I can't sleep.

I'm too worked up.

Ah, yes, my delicate arachnid.

No one appreciates you.

Yeah, no one appreciates me!

You deserve some rest.

I do deserve some rest!

Then allow us to draw the line for you.

(humming)

Is that a...

Voila.

A bed?

This is real comfy.

Thanks.

Yes. Now, off to dreamland.

(snoring)

Nice job.

Where's Donald?

Get me out of here!

All: Shh!

Now, let's go get that stinky warlock.

All: (whispering) Yeah!

Sheldgoose: Did we lose them?

Hanzy: Stop right there, bad guys!

Guess not.

Up, Leopold.

Fly, you great, beautiful beast!

(roar)

Hurry! We must erase the big one before she can escape!

Ha!

Whoa-oh!

-My friend! -Oh, no!

Aww, jeepers.

Sorry I failed you, little dudes.

Goodbye, Mono.

(monkey whimpering)

Lord Felldrake: Hurry up, you idiot.

We've got to erase the others.

-Who are you calling an idiot? -You!

-(thud) -Must you always hit me?

-Nope. -Hey!

Would you stop that?

You realize, as we sit here fighting,

the Caballeros are probably...

Ow!

Wha...

You may think you've won...

Shut up and let me do it.

You may think you've won...

(blasting)

Run all you want.

We know where you live.

Yeah.

-Sometimes we get your mail by mistake. -Great.

They escaped again.

Poor Hanzy.

She had big hands and an even bigger heart.

Wait a minute.

Draw the line.

Hmm?

Huh?

Wow!

Thanks for unerasing me, little dudes!

Whoa, what's this?

Huh? Uh...

I never seen something so...

amazing!

Two thumbs up!

Thank you, Three Caballeros.

-If you ever need our help, just drop us, a line! -(rimshot)

Oh, snap!

Oh, brother.

(all chuckling)

Well, moron, we've lost again.

Well, we've tried burning, bugging, tricking,

trapping, and erasing.

Caballeros have a peculiar way of avoiding death.

Death!

Of course!

I think it's time to give the Caballeros

a personal introduction.

-You know Death? -We talk at parties.

(theme music)