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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:38,734 --> 00:01:44,700 ...there was an old castle, and in the castle lived a Princess, 2 00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:47,368 a lovely, lonely Princess. 3 00:02:03,734 --> 00:02:06,101 Now, far, far away from her castle, 4 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:09,667 in another country across the sea, 5 00:02:09,734 --> 00:02:13,167 was a city- a big, busy city, 6 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:16,533 and here there was a very grand hotel, 7 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,334 and in this hotel, there was a bellboy. 8 00:02:29,734 --> 00:02:31,167 Madam, your dog. 9 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:34,201 Ahh... mama's little angel. 10 00:02:34,267 --> 00:02:37,201 Him was a nice doggy, him was. 11 00:02:37,267 --> 00:02:39,567 Uh, did him have a nice walk? 12 00:02:39,633 --> 00:02:42,267 Oh, him did. Uh, he did. 13 00:02:42,334 --> 00:02:46,368 Hmm. Well, tomorrow, take Romeo for his walk an hour earlier. 14 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:50,234 I'm sorry, Mrs. chettester, I have an appointment then with a dachshund. 15 00:02:50,301 --> 00:02:52,468 Oh, well, make it the same time tomorrow. 16 00:02:52,533 --> 00:02:53,468 Yes, ma'am. 17 00:02:53,533 --> 00:02:54,468 Here. 18 00:02:54,533 --> 00:02:57,600 Oh, thank you very much. 19 00:02:57,667 --> 00:02:59,334 Uh. 20 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:07,967 How did you make out today? 21 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:09,201 Oh, I did ok. 22 00:03:09,267 --> 00:03:11,167 Me, too. I had one of them rich south Americans. 23 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:13,134 A guy gave me a couple of tickets 24 00:03:13,201 --> 00:03:14,681 to the fight tonight ringside seats. 25 00:03:14,734 --> 00:03:16,633 Say, would you like to go with me, Jimmy? 26 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:19,667 Oh, I'd like to, dick. Thanks a lot, but I'm going to be busy. 27 00:03:19,734 --> 00:03:21,667 Oh, you always say that. Busy doing what? 28 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:23,167 Is it a girl? 29 00:03:23,234 --> 00:03:25,167 Come on, Jimmy. Tell us what you do nights. 30 00:03:25,234 --> 00:03:26,667 You really want to know? 31 00:03:26,734 --> 00:03:28,834 Well, I'll tell you. Every night I go home, 32 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:30,800 and I Washington the Delaware with Miami 33 00:03:30,867 --> 00:03:32,267 and Toledo the Chicago 34 00:03:32,334 --> 00:03:33,834 till Detroit is Cincinnati. 35 00:03:36,734 --> 00:03:37,867 Oh, Albert. 36 00:03:37,934 --> 00:03:39,034 Hello, Jimmy. 37 00:03:39,101 --> 00:03:40,201 Come on. 38 00:03:40,267 --> 00:03:41,368 Where? 39 00:03:41,434 --> 00:03:42,867 Why, it's time to go home. 40 00:03:42,934 --> 00:03:44,201 Oh. 41 00:03:45,401 --> 00:03:46,700 Hiya, babe. 42 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:47,867 Hello. 43 00:03:47,934 --> 00:03:50,334 Hiya, babe. 44 00:03:51,234 --> 00:03:52,800 Albert! 45 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:56,633 Hey, Jimmy, you know, I just thought of something. 46 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:58,633 It's a lucky thing for me my name is Albert. 47 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:00,134 Yeah, why? 48 00:04:00,201 --> 00:04:01,670 That's what everybody calls me-Albert. 49 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,334 Oh... 50 00:04:07,201 --> 00:04:08,633 Well, there it is. 51 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:10,600 Yeah, ain't it? What an instrument. 52 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,503 Gee, won't Leslie be surprised when we give it to her? 53 00:04:12,533 --> 00:04:14,834 She will if you don't spill the beans. 54 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:18,633 Huh? I ain't gonna spill no beans. Not even a bean. 55 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:21,167 Hey, Jimmy, how soon we have it all paid for? 56 00:04:21,234 --> 00:04:23,633 Not very soon. Not with the tips I've been getting. 57 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:25,500 They had me walking dogs again today. 58 00:04:25,567 --> 00:04:27,667 Yeah, I seen you with a pomeranian and then a spitz- 59 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:28,867 very fine animals. 60 00:04:28,934 --> 00:04:30,334 Very bad tippers. 61 00:04:30,401 --> 00:04:31,667 Huh? 62 00:04:31,734 --> 00:04:33,101 Oh. 63 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:35,500 Hey, Jimmy, how many more bucks we got to pay? 64 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:36,500 8. 65 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:37,500 9. 66 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:38,468 8! 67 00:04:38,533 --> 00:04:39,867 9. 68 00:04:39,934 --> 00:04:44,967 8, Mr. berger. I'm going to pay you another buck right now. 69 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:52,800 Uh, 25, 35, 50, 55, 75, 90, a buck. 70 00:04:55,201 --> 00:04:56,834 Thank you. 71 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:12,101 What's the matter with you? 72 00:05:12,167 --> 00:05:13,800 I've a... Bellyache. 73 00:05:13,867 --> 00:05:16,134 Something I ate, no doubt. 74 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:22,967 No doubt. What have you got in there? 75 00:05:23,034 --> 00:05:25,934 Huh? What? Where? In? Oh, nothing, Jimmy. 76 00:05:26,001 --> 00:05:27,867 Just my abdomen. 77 00:05:31,734 --> 00:05:33,167 Take it back. 78 00:05:33,234 --> 00:05:35,167 It's only a little one. 79 00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:37,334 I said take it back. 80 00:05:58,301 --> 00:06:01,700 Oh, Albert, you're such a trial to me. 81 00:06:01,767 --> 00:06:03,134 Yeah, ain't I? 82 00:06:03,201 --> 00:06:04,767 Why do you do things like that? 83 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:07,134 I don't know. I guess I'm just a weakling. 84 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,633 Aw, Jimmy, don't be mad at me. 85 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:13,001 It was only petty larceny. It wasn't no felony. 86 00:06:13,067 --> 00:06:15,101 It was only a misdemeanor. 87 00:06:15,201 --> 00:06:17,167 Why, the rap is only- 88 00:06:17,234 --> 00:06:20,101 you've been hanging out with hack and his gang again. 89 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:21,633 Me? 90 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:23,134 What do they want you to do? 91 00:06:23,201 --> 00:06:25,633 Well, nothing bad. Just drive a car. 92 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,134 Whose car? 93 00:06:27,201 --> 00:06:29,667 I don't know whose car. They ain't picked one out yet. 94 00:06:29,734 --> 00:06:32,667 When are you going to get some sense? Would you like to go to jail? 95 00:06:32,734 --> 00:06:34,167 Not very well. 96 00:06:34,234 --> 00:06:36,204 Well, then, stop hanging around with hack and his gang 97 00:06:36,234 --> 00:06:37,633 or stop hanging around with me. 98 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:39,167 Which will it be? 99 00:06:39,234 --> 00:06:40,271 I'll stick with you, Jimmy. 100 00:06:40,301 --> 00:06:43,834 Attaboy! I'll be right with you. 101 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,667 Hey, al. 102 00:06:47,734 --> 00:06:50,134 Hey, al! 103 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:52,134 What's the matter? Getting independent? 104 00:06:52,201 --> 00:06:56,600 So you're not interested in quick and easy dough, huh? 105 00:06:56,667 --> 00:07:00,633 Listen. The job's all set, if you want a cut. 106 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:01,800 Hack! 107 00:07:01,867 --> 00:07:03,600 I want you to stop propositioning Albert. 108 00:07:03,667 --> 00:07:04,800 Oh, you do, huh? 109 00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:05,967 Yeah, I do, huh. 110 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,567 And what he does is your business? 111 00:07:07,633 --> 00:07:09,167 I'm making it my business. 112 00:07:09,234 --> 00:07:12,301 I'm not going to let you get him into trouble, so lay off. Understand? 113 00:07:12,368 --> 00:07:14,767 Why don't you take a long walk, flunky? 114 00:07:21,633 --> 00:07:22,800 Albert! 115 00:07:22,867 --> 00:07:24,734 Stay out of this! 116 00:07:31,067 --> 00:07:32,600 Jimmy, can I come in now? 117 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:34,834 Yes, Albert! 118 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,834 Uh! Here come the cops! 119 00:07:58,834 --> 00:08:00,067 Albert, you were terrific. 120 00:08:00,134 --> 00:08:02,101 Yeah, wasn't I? But you ought to see 121 00:08:02,167 --> 00:08:03,800 what I can do with two hands. 122 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:14,633 Hey, she must have heard us come in. 123 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:16,134 Yeah, I'll go right up. 124 00:08:16,201 --> 00:08:17,434 Me, too? Huh? Can I? 125 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,533 Nope. 126 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,667 Aw... 127 00:08:19,734 --> 00:08:21,633 You can come up later. I'll knock for you. 128 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:22,967 Oh, the flowers. 129 00:08:23,034 --> 00:08:24,967 There they are- just like they was. 130 00:08:25,034 --> 00:08:26,368 Didn't even lose one petal. 131 00:08:26,434 --> 00:08:28,468 Oh, what a man. See you later. 132 00:08:33,201 --> 00:08:35,468 Good evening, Mrs. odell. How are you this evening? 133 00:08:35,533 --> 00:08:36,633 Poorly. 134 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:38,067 Aw, that's too bad. 135 00:08:38,134 --> 00:08:40,234 I guess working nights doesn't agree with you. 136 00:08:40,301 --> 00:08:41,867 Neither does working days. 137 00:08:49,234 --> 00:08:50,800 Come in, Jimmy. 138 00:08:57,001 --> 00:09:00,267 In the merry, merry month of may 139 00:09:00,334 --> 00:09:03,767 I was taken by surprise by a pair of roguish eyes 140 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:07,101 while strolling through the park one day 141 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:08,533 for you. 142 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,101 Oh, thank you, Jimmy. 143 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:11,600 Forget-me-nots. 144 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:13,134 Yeah. Oh, are they? 145 00:09:13,201 --> 00:09:15,134 Uh-huh. I love them. 146 00:09:15,201 --> 00:09:16,700 Oh, something new, huh? 147 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:18,134 Who is it? Don't tell me. 148 00:09:18,201 --> 00:09:20,600 I've seen that face somewhere before. 149 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:22,301 Oh ho ho! That's Santa claus. 150 00:09:22,368 --> 00:09:23,934 Well, you said to make some. 151 00:09:24,001 --> 00:09:25,101 Are they all right? 152 00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:26,434 Oh... looks just like him. 153 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,267 Aunt gertie doesn't think they'll sell. 154 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,734 Oh, well, that's what's wrong with aunt gertie. 155 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,334 She doesn't believe in Santa claus. 156 00:09:32,401 --> 00:09:34,834 How's about bubbling out and seeing the bright lights? 157 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:37,301 Oh, I'd love to. Where'll we go tonight? 158 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:40,301 Well, uh, how's about the, uh, ritz classic roof garden? 159 00:09:40,368 --> 00:09:42,667 Oh, that's just where I hoped you'd take me. 160 00:09:42,734 --> 00:09:44,834 Ok. I'll call a cab. 161 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,167 What shall I wear tonight? 162 00:09:48,234 --> 00:09:50,667 My pink evening gown or my blue one or my green one? 163 00:09:50,734 --> 00:09:52,334 Oh, no, no, no. We're not dressing. 164 00:09:52,401 --> 00:09:54,267 All my top hats are in the laundry. 165 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,667 Come in. 166 00:10:02,734 --> 00:10:04,167 Hello, Albert. 167 00:10:04,234 --> 00:10:06,167 Huh? Oh, hello, Leslie. 168 00:10:06,234 --> 00:10:08,667 Albert, I'm taking Leslie out for a little night life. 169 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:10,134 I want a taxi. 170 00:10:10,201 --> 00:10:12,167 Huh? Taxi? Oh! Sure, Jimmy, sure. 171 00:10:12,234 --> 00:10:13,468 Are you ready, Leslie? 172 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:15,167 Uh-huh. Is the taxi here? 173 00:10:15,234 --> 00:10:17,368 Taxi is here. 174 00:10:22,368 --> 00:10:23,700 Beep beep! 175 00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:25,567 Look out for the taxi, mama! 176 00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:27,533 A ticket for speeding he should get. 177 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:28,900 Ha ha ha! 178 00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:30,700 When she was a little girl, 179 00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:32,700 she used to dance so pretty. 180 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:45,201 Excuse me, madam. This-this place is reserved. 181 00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:50,700 Thank you, Albert. 182 00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,334 The pleasure's mutual. 183 00:10:53,368 --> 00:10:55,633 Oh, isn't it a beautiful night? 184 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:57,171 You think you'll be warm enough, Leslie? 185 00:10:57,201 --> 00:10:58,834 Oh, yes. Uh-huh. 186 00:11:01,201 --> 00:11:02,667 Jimmy? 187 00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:05,167 Would you do a person a personal favor? 188 00:11:05,234 --> 00:11:06,667 What is it? 189 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:09,401 Would you read I and Leslie a story? I brung a book. 190 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,667 Oh, no, Albert. Not again tonight. 191 00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:14,301 Oh, but I like 'em. Don't we, Leslie? 192 00:11:14,368 --> 00:11:16,633 Oh, yes, Jimmy, please. 193 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,334 All right. 194 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,234 Ahem! 195 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:31,134 "In a dark, wild wood lived a young Princess, 196 00:11:31,201 --> 00:11:34,700 "and she was lovely-as lovely as flowers. 197 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,867 "Her cheeks were like lilies and roses, 198 00:11:36,934 --> 00:11:39,167 "her eyes as blue as violets 199 00:11:39,234 --> 00:11:41,700 "and as bright as the stars. 200 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:44,500 "And she was good and clever and rich- 201 00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:47,401 "so rich that she could have ice cream 202 00:11:47,468 --> 00:11:50,334 "3 times a day, every day. And yet, 203 00:11:50,401 --> 00:11:54,267 "she was not happy. She had a hundred silken gowns, 204 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:57,067 "but she had nobody to love her. 205 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:59,667 "And she had a hundred jeweled crowns, 206 00:11:59,734 --> 00:12:01,667 "but she had nobody to love. 207 00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:04,533 "And her stepmother was mean and ugly and old, 208 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,001 "and so were the other people 209 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,767 who lived in that great, gray castle-" 210 00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:10,234 in the dark, wild woods. 211 00:12:10,301 --> 00:12:12,167 "In the dark, wild wood. 212 00:12:12,234 --> 00:12:15,533 "There was only one young person there, and he did not count, 213 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,800 "for he was only a dirty, poor lad who tended the pigs. 214 00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:22,667 "The beautiful Princess would look down from her window high in the tower 215 00:12:22,734 --> 00:12:24,667 "and see him as he went about his work, 216 00:12:24,734 --> 00:12:26,567 "and he would look up and see her, 217 00:12:26,633 --> 00:12:30,167 but a Princess does not fall in love with a dirty, poor lad" 218 00:12:30,234 --> 00:12:31,368 who tends the pigs. 219 00:12:31,434 --> 00:12:33,167 "Who tends the pigs. 220 00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:37,700 "Now, there lived in that land many young princes and knights, 221 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:40,301 "and they were handsome and rich and strong, 222 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,700 "but they never came to court the lovely Princess, 223 00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:45,734 "for they did not dare to come to the castle. 224 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:49,201 "For in the woods, there lived a dragon. 225 00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:53,600 Now, this dragon was bigger than 50 bulls, and when he snorted..." 226 00:12:55,201 --> 00:12:56,633 "Or growled..." 227 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:57,800 Grrr! 228 00:12:57,867 --> 00:13:00,633 "Or roared oh ho, he shook the castle. 229 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:03,633 "He was big and fierce and cruel and always hungry. 230 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,800 And what do you think the dragon ate?" 231 00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:06,900 People! 232 00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:08,134 "People... 233 00:13:08,201 --> 00:13:11,468 "Old and young, big and small- he ate them all. 234 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:14,633 "So the poor little Princess had to stay inside the castle 235 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,167 "and never go out at all. 236 00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:19,533 "At night, she would hear him rumbling and grumbling, 237 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:23,533 "huff! Huff! Huff! Some fine day, I'm going to eat 238 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,001 "a fair young Princess, tender and sweet. 239 00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:28,067 "Huff! Huff! Huff! 240 00:13:28,134 --> 00:13:31,667 "The poor little Princess, in her big, gold bed 241 00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:34,734 would lie and cry, and nobody would care... 242 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:38,134 "Nobody but the dirty, poor lad who tended the pigs. 243 00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:40,700 "But of course, he did not count. 244 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:42,567 "Then one night, he said to himself, 245 00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:45,067 "I will set the Princess free. 246 00:13:45,134 --> 00:13:47,468 "I will go out with her into the dark, wild wood, 247 00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:55,434 "and when the dragon comes, I will stand there and laugh at him. 248 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:59,401 "She will get away and marry a prince and be happy ever after. 249 00:13:59,468 --> 00:14:03,434 "And then he said, of course, being eaten by a dragon will not be pleasant, 250 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:07,834 "but it is the only way I know to show her how much I love her. 251 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:12,667 "So one day, out of the castle he went, and with him was the Princess. 252 00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:16,167 "They had not gone far when the dragon came. 253 00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:18,667 "Oh, he was a terrible sight to see. 254 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:22,267 He breathed flame and smoke. His teeth were like swords. 255 00:14:22,334 --> 00:14:26,633 "He knocked down mighty oak trees with one lash of his long, scaly tail. 256 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,034 "Run! Cried the boy to the Princess. 257 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,167 "Run away and be free! 258 00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:33,533 "With that, he turned and faced the dragon, 259 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,001 "and he stood there and laughed at him. 260 00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:41,667 "Ha ha ha! The dragon stopped. He looked startled. 261 00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:44,667 "No one had ever laughed at him before. 262 00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:46,767 "The boy walked right up to the dragon 263 00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:49,101 "and said, scat! 264 00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:54,700 "The dragon turned pale, and he said, aren't you scared of me? 265 00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:56,967 "No! Said the boy. 266 00:14:57,034 --> 00:15:02,500 "The dragon began to grow smaller. Aren't you, uh, a little scared of me? 267 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:05,900 "No! Said the boy, and the dragon grew still smaller. 268 00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:08,734 "Aren't you the least bit scared of me? 269 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,334 "No! Said the boy. You're only a caterpillar! 270 00:15:11,401 --> 00:15:14,967 "And he was. The big, fierce dragon had shrunk 271 00:15:15,034 --> 00:15:17,834 "till he was only a little, meek caterpillar. 272 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:21,134 "And so were his children and all their children. 273 00:15:21,201 --> 00:15:23,167 "So today, when you see a caterpillar, 274 00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:25,301 you see only a little dragon, 275 00:15:25,368 --> 00:15:27,767 "but do not be afraid of him. 276 00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:30,267 "Fear makes things big. Courage makes them small. 277 00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:33,633 "Well, the boy was about to return back to the castle 278 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,967 "when he looked, and lo and behold, 279 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,934 "there stood the lovely Princess, smiling at him. 280 00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:41,600 "Why did you not run away? He asked. 281 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:44,468 "Because, said the Princess, I'd rather be eaten with you 282 00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:47,533 "than to be married to any other prince in the world. 283 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:53,434 "But I am no prince, said the boy. I have no crown, no throne, no treasure. 284 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,967 "Yes, you have, said the Princess, in your heart, 285 00:15:57,034 --> 00:16:00,434 "and that is what makes you a real prince. 286 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:05,334 And she kissed him, and he kissed her, and they were married." 287 00:16:05,401 --> 00:16:07,468 And they lived happily ever after. 288 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,967 "And they lived happily ever after." 289 00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:13,134 Thank you, Jimmy. 290 00:16:13,201 --> 00:16:16,500 Gee, Jimmy, that was beautiful. 291 00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:20,800 It's what you have in your heart that makes you a prince. 292 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,834 Excuse myself, please. Shh! Shh! 293 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,167 Hmm... she's pretty. 294 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:53,567 Hold it. Thank you. 295 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:56,101 Hey, the young one's all right. 296 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,800 You said it. 297 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,633 Permit me to welcome your highness. 298 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,767 It's a very great honor for the hotel Eden 299 00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:07,468 to have such a distinguished guest. 300 00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:08,700 Thank you. 301 00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:10,134 Good morning, countess petronoff. 302 00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:11,967 I hope you had a pleasant crossing. 303 00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:14,101 Oh, simply perfect. I was not seasick at all... 304 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,734 For the first half-hour. 305 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,134 I'm so sorry. 306 00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:19,734 Excuse myself, please. I am pufi. 307 00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:21,234 I'm so sorry! 308 00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,767 Puffy is not what I am, it's who I am. 309 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,633 My major-domo, Mr. pufi. 310 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,600 Oh! Oh, how do you do? 311 00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,334 Will you come this way, please? 312 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:40,667 Veronica? 313 00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:42,167 Hmm? 314 00:17:42,234 --> 00:17:44,967 Now that we're here, why are we? 315 00:17:46,201 --> 00:17:50,667 To see America... And the Americans. 316 00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:54,067 All the Americans or just one? 317 00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:02,067 So I'm right, I'm afraid. 318 00:18:02,134 --> 00:18:04,067 Yes, you are right. 319 00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:05,934 I do want to see him again. 320 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,134 Veronica, don't do it- for your sake and his. 321 00:18:09,201 --> 00:18:11,767 It can lead nowhere. You know that. 322 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:14,867 Besides, by now, he'll be married and fat... 323 00:18:14,934 --> 00:18:16,134 Fat? 324 00:18:16,201 --> 00:18:18,134 Yes, and he'll have an appalling wife 325 00:18:18,201 --> 00:18:19,734 and a great many repulsive children. 326 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,101 In 6 years? 327 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,967 6, 16, or 60, married or single, 328 00:18:24,034 --> 00:18:25,667 he was not suitable then, 329 00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:27,633 and he's not suitable now. 330 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:31,301 You're still a royal Princess, a future queen, 331 00:18:31,368 --> 00:18:34,834 and he? Bah! He's still a nobody. 332 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,134 So? 333 00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:38,600 So I'm going to see him. 334 00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:42,134 Veronica? 335 00:18:42,201 --> 00:18:43,667 Yes? 336 00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:45,667 Has it occurred to you 337 00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:48,867 that he may not want to see you? 338 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,167 Excuse myself, please. 339 00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:55,600 Your highness, I was asked to give you these 340 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,101 as soon as could be. 341 00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:58,434 Who sent them? 342 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,934 On here it says from whom. 343 00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:02,600 Put them down, please. 344 00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:07,101 Oh... they're from zoltan. 345 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,600 How like zoltan. 346 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,834 Where is baron faludi? 347 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:16,134 Where? He is, uh... Where he was... maybe. 348 00:19:16,201 --> 00:19:18,301 Excuse myself, please. 349 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,468 You like zoltan, don't you? 350 00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:24,001 Yes. 351 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:26,734 Then why don't you marry him? 352 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,700 Oh, because... Because he's zoltan. 353 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:34,633 We'd all be so pleased the whole family. 354 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,633 Oh, bother the whole family. 355 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,101 It is the royal wish of his majesty the king. 356 00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:40,934 Oh, bother uncle Freddy and his royal wishes. 357 00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:42,567 Do you know what I'm going to do? 358 00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:43,867 What? 359 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,234 Go for a walk. 360 00:19:45,301 --> 00:19:47,967 My dear Veronica, I wish you'd consider very seriously 361 00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:49,500 what I've said about zoltan. 362 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:50,633 Yes, I will. 363 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,001 He's suitable in every way, 364 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,334 and he's mad about you. 365 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,567 Oh, I'm sure he means every other word he says. 366 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:57,001 I mean every word, Veronica. 367 00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:58,667 Every word I say to you, 368 00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:00,834 I mean from the bottom of my heart. 369 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,167 But you're not here. You're in Budapest. 370 00:20:03,234 --> 00:20:06,334 I can fly, even if I'm not an angel. 371 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,167 My dear countess. 372 00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:11,834 My dear baron. 373 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:17,034 Uh... how was your trip? Did you find the ocean amusing? 374 00:20:17,101 --> 00:20:19,700 Oh, uh... aunt Zoe will tell you all about it 375 00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:22,533 while I'm taking my walk. Thank you for the flowers. 376 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,201 And now, if you'll excuse me- 377 00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,700 uh, I'll walk with you. 378 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,800 You stay and amuse aunt Zoe. 379 00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:29,667 But you shouldn't walk alone. 380 00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:31,267 But I'm going to. 381 00:20:31,334 --> 00:20:32,734 My dear Veronica, 382 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,967 the lobby's crawling with journalists with cameras. 383 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,700 Then I'm going to leave the hotel 384 00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,201 without being recognized. 385 00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:42,700 I'll find a way. Good-bye. 386 00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:44,201 Oh! 387 00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:45,667 I'm so glad that you're here. 388 00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:47,834 I only hope you're in time to stop her 389 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,700 from doing something very foolish. 390 00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:51,201 What? 391 00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:53,867 I think she wants to go native. 392 00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:06,034 Hiya, babe. 393 00:21:06,101 --> 00:21:07,867 Hiya, babe. Hiya, babe. 394 00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:21,667 Hiya, babe. 395 00:21:21,734 --> 00:21:23,167 I beg your pardon? 396 00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:24,800 Look at me. 397 00:21:33,267 --> 00:21:35,201 There. Ain't I something? 398 00:21:35,267 --> 00:21:36,700 Indeed, you are. 399 00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:38,700 Then how's about a kiss? 400 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,267 No, thank you. 401 00:21:40,334 --> 00:21:42,201 The pleasure would be mutual. 402 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,533 Albert! What a way to act. 403 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,301 Huh? Oh, yeah, ain't it? But what a babe. 404 00:21:47,368 --> 00:21:51,034 Um... don't mind Albert. 405 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,201 He's like that with all the new maids. 406 00:21:55,434 --> 00:21:58,633 Uh, you'll-you'll get used to him 407 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,167 after you've worked here for a while. 408 00:22:01,234 --> 00:22:02,834 After you, toots. 409 00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,167 Don't mind Albert. 410 00:22:06,234 --> 00:22:07,468 He's harmless. 411 00:22:07,533 --> 00:22:09,500 He's just a bit babe-wacky, that's all. 412 00:22:09,567 --> 00:22:10,667 He's what? 413 00:22:10,734 --> 00:22:11,834 Babe-wacky. Dame-dizzy. 414 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:13,734 You know, he's got mice on his mind. 415 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,167 Mice on his mind? 416 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:16,468 Well, he likes tomatoes. 417 00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:17,667 They're good for him. 418 00:22:17,734 --> 00:22:19,667 Ah, not the kind Albert likes. 419 00:22:19,734 --> 00:22:21,633 Say, you're a foreigner, aren't you? 420 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:22,800 Yes. 421 00:22:22,867 --> 00:22:24,001 Well, now, look, toots. 422 00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:25,301 I'll explain it to you. 423 00:22:25,368 --> 00:22:28,167 Over here, we have two kinds of tomatoes. 424 00:22:28,234 --> 00:22:31,167 One is the vegetable. The other is you. 425 00:22:31,234 --> 00:22:33,167 Me? I'm a tomato? 426 00:22:33,234 --> 00:22:35,700 Oh, grade "a" and extra fancy. 427 00:22:35,767 --> 00:22:37,167 Thank you. 428 00:22:37,234 --> 00:22:38,700 You going somewhere special? 429 00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:40,034 No. Just for a walk. 430 00:22:40,101 --> 00:22:41,667 Oh, well, I'll go with you. 431 00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:42,867 Why? 432 00:22:42,934 --> 00:22:44,167 Well... you're a stranger here. 433 00:22:44,234 --> 00:22:45,670 A babe like you with a face like that 434 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,201 has got to be awfully careful 435 00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:48,368 in a world like this. 436 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:49,700 Careful of what? 437 00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:51,167 Oh, of things. 438 00:22:51,234 --> 00:22:52,600 Things? 439 00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:54,134 Well... men. 440 00:22:54,201 --> 00:22:57,834 I'm sorry to say that we can't be trusted. 441 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:01,867 They are delicious, 442 00:23:01,934 --> 00:23:03,134 your hot dogs. 443 00:23:03,201 --> 00:23:04,468 You've never had one before? 444 00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:06,001 Never. 445 00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:09,633 Gee, baby, you just haven't been anywhere, have you? 446 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:13,134 Jimmy, what are hot dogs made of? 447 00:23:13,201 --> 00:23:14,600 Well, uh, they're, uh... 448 00:23:15,967 --> 00:23:17,301 They're- 449 00:23:18,767 --> 00:23:20,167 let's talk about you. 450 00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:23,500 I suppose back home you've got a boyfriend? 451 00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:24,600 No. 452 00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:25,834 No? 453 00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:27,001 No. 454 00:23:27,067 --> 00:23:28,667 Oh, how can that be? 455 00:23:28,734 --> 00:23:31,001 Baby, the only way I can figure that out 456 00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:33,267 is that where you come from, there just aren't any men. 457 00:23:33,334 --> 00:23:34,667 But there are! Millions. 458 00:23:34,734 --> 00:23:36,101 Well, what's the matter with them? 459 00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:37,667 If you were in this country, 460 00:23:37,734 --> 00:23:39,167 you'd have been married long ago. 461 00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:40,900 I was. 462 00:23:41,734 --> 00:23:42,900 Hmm? 463 00:23:44,767 --> 00:23:48,700 Well, I, uh, hope your husband is a nice fellow. 464 00:23:48,767 --> 00:23:50,167 He wasn't. 465 00:23:50,234 --> 00:23:52,767 He wasn't? What happened to him? 466 00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:54,767 Somebody shot him. 467 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,700 Oh, gee, I'm sorry. 468 00:23:56,767 --> 00:23:59,567 Th-th-that's a shame. Gee, I'm very sorry. 469 00:23:59,633 --> 00:24:02,234 Oh, you needn't be on my account. 470 00:24:02,301 --> 00:24:03,633 Happened some time ago, 471 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:06,834 and he was a very unpleasant man. 472 00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:09,934 Who shot him? 473 00:24:10,001 --> 00:24:13,167 Oh, a man who had different political views. 474 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:18,368 Oh... well, huh, that's politics. 475 00:24:19,734 --> 00:24:23,001 Now I've got to get back to the hotel. 476 00:24:23,067 --> 00:24:25,667 I've got a heavy date with an airedale. 477 00:24:25,734 --> 00:24:27,667 Well, I'll- I'll go with you. 478 00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:28,900 Angel-puss... 479 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,134 Am I angel-puss? 480 00:24:31,201 --> 00:24:32,567 Mm-hmm. 481 00:24:32,633 --> 00:24:34,334 If there's ever anything I can do 482 00:24:34,401 --> 00:24:36,468 to help you make good in your job at the hotel, 483 00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:38,134 just you remember, I'm your pal. 484 00:24:38,201 --> 00:24:40,468 I'll remember. 485 00:24:41,734 --> 00:24:44,667 Is that all you do escort dogs? 486 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:48,967 Oh, no! Sometimes it's cats. 487 00:24:49,034 --> 00:24:51,226 Hey! Hey! Come on back here! 488 00:24:51,227 --> 00:24:53,967 Come on back here! Come on! Come on! 489 00:24:55,201 --> 00:24:56,600 Come on! Come on! 490 00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:59,167 Look, you go that way and head him off. 491 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:04,734 Well, go on! Get going! If I lose that dog, I lose my job! 492 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,633 Well, go on! Get moving! 493 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:10,134 Here, boy! Come on! Oh! 494 00:25:10,201 --> 00:25:12,034 That's it. That's it. Keep him coming! 495 00:25:12,101 --> 00:25:13,934 Come on! Come on! Here! There we go. 496 00:25:15,201 --> 00:25:16,468 Grab him! 497 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:19,767 All right. 498 00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:20,870 Once more and you got it. You ready? 499 00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:21,800 All right. 500 00:25:21,867 --> 00:25:23,533 A-while a-strolling 501 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,201 through the park one day 502 00:25:26,267 --> 00:25:29,234 in the merry, merry month of may 503 00:25:29,301 --> 00:25:32,700 I was taken by surprise by a pair of roguish eyes 504 00:25:32,767 --> 00:25:36,067 while strolling through the park one day 505 00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:37,633 how was I? 506 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,167 Oh, baby, you're terrific. 507 00:25:39,234 --> 00:25:40,633 Thank you. Good-bye. 508 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:43,134 Oh, uh, hey, what about a date tomorrow? 509 00:25:43,201 --> 00:25:44,667 Oh, I'm sorry, but- 510 00:25:44,734 --> 00:25:46,704 oh, come on, baby - just you and me and a fox terrier. 511 00:25:46,734 --> 00:25:47,867 What do you say, angel-puss? 512 00:25:47,934 --> 00:25:49,834 You're fired! 513 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:53,934 Yes, sir. Uh, but- but what did I do? 514 00:25:54,001 --> 00:25:55,633 Get out! Fast! 515 00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:58,633 I'm deeply sorry. I'm shocked, your highness. 516 00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:00,134 Mr. faubler- 517 00:26:00,201 --> 00:26:01,234 yes, your highness? 518 00:26:01,301 --> 00:26:02,234 Hereafter, you will assign 519 00:26:02,301 --> 00:26:03,633 a member of the hotel staff 520 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,134 to be my personal attendant. 521 00:26:05,201 --> 00:26:06,468 Certainly, your highness. 522 00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:08,134 Immediately, your highness. 523 00:26:08,201 --> 00:26:09,767 Thank you. Come, Jimmy. 524 00:26:11,201 --> 00:26:12,934 Jimmy, come on. 525 00:26:15,034 --> 00:26:18,167 Uh, yes-yes, your highness. 526 00:26:26,734 --> 00:26:29,368 Gosh. Royalty! 527 00:26:31,401 --> 00:26:33,001 "Get out!" He said. 528 00:26:33,067 --> 00:26:34,667 "You're fired," he said. 529 00:26:34,734 --> 00:26:37,667 I, uh, I was dumbfounded. 530 00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:39,134 What had I done? 531 00:26:39,201 --> 00:26:41,368 And then she said, 532 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,434 "I want a personal attendant." 533 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:46,667 And then he said, "yes, your highness." 534 00:26:46,734 --> 00:26:48,067 He says, "yes, your highness. 535 00:26:48,134 --> 00:26:50,667 You may have anything you want, your highness." 536 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,067 Then I knew what I had done. 537 00:26:53,134 --> 00:26:57,001 It-it-it looked like the end of my career. 538 00:26:57,067 --> 00:27:03,401 And then she said, "I want Jimmy." 539 00:27:03,468 --> 00:27:06,500 Oh... tell me about it again. 540 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:08,900 Uh... all over again? 541 00:27:08,967 --> 00:27:11,633 Yes, please. When you come home and tell me 542 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,171 about the wonderful things that happen to you, 543 00:27:13,201 --> 00:27:16,800 well, I always feel as if I were right there with you 544 00:27:16,867 --> 00:27:18,767 and they were happening to me, too. 545 00:27:18,834 --> 00:27:22,500 Yeah. Well, I'll tell you sometime later. 546 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:26,633 I saw her picture in the paper. 547 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:28,633 Is she really that beautiful? 548 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:32,134 No. She's even more beautiful. 549 00:27:32,201 --> 00:27:35,667 Oh. Well, I suppose, being a Princess, 550 00:27:35,734 --> 00:27:37,667 she's kind of snooty, hmm? 551 00:27:37,734 --> 00:27:40,667 Snooty? Her highness? 552 00:27:40,734 --> 00:27:45,667 Oh. She's-she's the unsnootiest person I've ever known... 553 00:27:45,734 --> 00:27:47,600 And the nicest. 554 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:50,867 Well, almost the nicest. 555 00:27:54,267 --> 00:27:56,934 That is a matter we did not discuss. 556 00:27:57,001 --> 00:28:00,101 Well, I bet lots of men have asked her. 557 00:28:00,167 --> 00:28:02,401 Oh, you don't do that among royalty. 558 00:28:02,468 --> 00:28:05,567 A man doesn't ask a Princess. She asks him. 559 00:28:05,633 --> 00:28:08,034 Course, uh, he can hint a little. 560 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:11,334 Did she tell you that? 561 00:28:11,401 --> 00:28:15,800 No, but I've been studying up on princesses. 562 00:28:15,867 --> 00:28:20,134 Oh. Well, could she just ask anybody 563 00:28:20,201 --> 00:28:22,967 she happened to meet and like? 564 00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:27,134 Well, yes, I-i guess she could. 565 00:28:27,201 --> 00:28:29,167 Would he have to say yes? 566 00:28:29,234 --> 00:28:34,201 No. But I know one guy who would quickly enough. 567 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:36,800 Who? 568 00:28:36,867 --> 00:28:39,134 Oh, baron faludi. 569 00:28:39,201 --> 00:28:42,667 Baron zoltan Maximilian Otto faludi. 570 00:28:42,734 --> 00:28:44,667 Wh-what's he like? 571 00:28:44,734 --> 00:28:46,401 Oh, he's one of those hand-kissers. 572 00:28:46,468 --> 00:28:50,468 Mmm... au revoir, Veronica. Till tomorrow, Veronica. Mmm! 573 00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:53,600 Ah! But he is a good tipper, though, I must say. 574 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:56,567 So I'm going to take you out to a very special place tonight. 575 00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:58,567 Where? I've been trying to guess all day. 576 00:29:00,134 --> 00:29:01,067 Come in. 577 00:29:01,134 --> 00:29:03,267 Jimmy, I got it. Should I bring it- 578 00:29:03,334 --> 00:29:04,234 no. Wait! 579 00:29:04,301 --> 00:29:05,234 Well, don't you- 580 00:29:05,301 --> 00:29:06,301 no. Not yet. 581 00:29:06,334 --> 00:29:07,600 Well, what will I- 582 00:29:07,667 --> 00:29:10,067 listen. Will you keep the kalamazoo out in the Oklahoma 583 00:29:10,134 --> 00:29:13,600 until the Mississippi is ready? I'll let you know when Niagara Falls. 584 00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:15,134 Anything the matter? 585 00:29:15,201 --> 00:29:17,134 Uh, oh, no. 586 00:29:17,201 --> 00:29:18,967 Well, what's that all about? 587 00:29:19,034 --> 00:29:23,134 Huh? Oh, uh, just some, uh, Baltimore got in the erie. 588 00:29:23,201 --> 00:29:24,633 Mm-hmm. All right, 589 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:26,468 if you don't want to tell me. 590 00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:28,600 Well, I'd-I'd rather tell you where we're going. 591 00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,633 We're, uh, we're going to go 592 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,633 to melody garden and hear some music. 593 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:34,101 Melody garden? 594 00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,834 Uh-huh. 595 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:39,134 You ready? 596 00:29:39,201 --> 00:29:41,134 Uh-huh. 597 00:29:55,368 --> 00:29:56,900 Can I look now? 598 00:29:56,967 --> 00:29:58,401 Nope. Not yet. 599 00:29:58,468 --> 00:30:00,368 Not till the music starts. 600 00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:03,900 I'm in love with you, honey 601 00:30:03,967 --> 00:30:08,334 with a love that's true, honey 602 00:30:08,401 --> 00:30:11,667 Jimmy, I can really hear it. 603 00:30:11,734 --> 00:30:13,167 Like it? 604 00:30:13,234 --> 00:30:14,767 Oh, yes! 605 00:30:14,834 --> 00:30:16,368 But- 606 00:30:20,267 --> 00:30:22,368 oh! 607 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:27,434 Thank you, Jimmy. And thank you, Albert. 608 00:30:30,034 --> 00:30:32,533 Oh, it's beautiful. 609 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,533 Oh, you shouldn't have done it, 610 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,934 but I'm glad you did. 611 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:40,700 Honey, won't you love me, too? 612 00:30:40,767 --> 00:30:44,434 Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm, honey 613 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:48,734 mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm, honey 614 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,234 no one else will do, honey 615 00:30:52,301 --> 00:30:56,734 it's funny, but it's true 616 00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,401 loved you from the start, honey 617 00:31:00,468 --> 00:31:05,134 bless your little heart, honey 618 00:31:05,201 --> 00:31:08,867 every day would be so sunny 619 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:12,101 honey, with you 620 00:31:12,167 --> 00:31:20,167 I'm in love with you, honey 621 00:31:22,067 --> 00:31:27,800 my little honey, it's funny, honey, but it's true 622 00:31:27,867 --> 00:31:32,067 oh, loved you from the start, honey 623 00:31:32,134 --> 00:31:35,867 ba da da da, bless your heart, honey 624 00:31:35,934 --> 00:31:37,401 honey 625 00:31:37,468 --> 00:31:40,800 every day would be so sunny 626 00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:44,401 honey, with you 627 00:31:44,468 --> 00:31:46,734 my little honey 628 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:51,900 it's true my honey is you 629 00:31:51,967 --> 00:31:53,600 ha ha ha! 630 00:31:58,201 --> 00:31:59,301 Come in. 631 00:32:04,067 --> 00:32:06,368 Oh, come in, Jimmy. 632 00:32:07,567 --> 00:32:09,500 Oh, good morning, your highness. 633 00:32:09,567 --> 00:32:10,967 Good morning. 634 00:32:11,034 --> 00:32:13,500 Um, I didn't know which paper you wanted, 635 00:32:13,567 --> 00:32:15,101 so I brought all of them. 636 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:19,067 Oh. Which one has a column written by Paul MacMillan? 637 00:32:19,134 --> 00:32:20,134 The gazette. 638 00:32:20,201 --> 00:32:21,967 Oh. Then bring me the gazette. 639 00:32:22,034 --> 00:32:24,500 Do you read his column? 640 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:26,500 I used to, years ago. 641 00:32:26,567 --> 00:32:27,834 Do you read it? 642 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:29,167 Oh, every day. 643 00:32:29,234 --> 00:32:30,301 Is it still good? 644 00:32:30,368 --> 00:32:31,834 The best. 645 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:33,570 Hereafter, bring me the gazette every morning. 646 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,034 Yes, your highness. 647 00:32:35,101 --> 00:32:38,234 Oh, gee. Wait till I tell him he's got a Princess reading him. 648 00:32:38,301 --> 00:32:39,700 You know Paul MacMillan? 649 00:32:39,767 --> 00:32:42,834 Personally. Why, he's one of the best friends I have- 650 00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:44,167 of his sex. 651 00:32:44,234 --> 00:32:45,287 I'll tell you, the way I got to know him 652 00:32:45,288 --> 00:32:46,688 was he wrote a column about me once. 653 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:50,700 Uh, if sometime you'd care to read it... 654 00:32:50,767 --> 00:32:52,533 Oh, I'd-I'd love to. 655 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,101 You would. Um, let me see. 656 00:32:56,167 --> 00:33:00,468 I happen to-oh. I happen to have it, just by chance. 657 00:33:00,533 --> 00:33:03,401 I'll see you get it back. 658 00:33:03,468 --> 00:33:05,137 Oh, that's all right. You keep it if you'd like it. 659 00:33:05,167 --> 00:33:06,334 I've got lots more. 660 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:10,334 Jimmy... what's Mr. MacMillan like? 661 00:33:10,401 --> 00:33:12,334 Oh, he's a prince. 662 00:33:12,401 --> 00:33:17,101 Oh. I somehow picture him as a fat man with a big family. 663 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:20,267 Oh, no. He's not fat. He hasn't got any family. 664 00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:22,134 No children? 665 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:25,667 No! Hasn't even got a wife. 666 00:33:25,734 --> 00:33:27,667 Thank you, Jimmy. 667 00:33:27,734 --> 00:33:29,334 Yes, your highness. 668 00:33:32,567 --> 00:33:35,734 Later on, I'll have something for you to do. 669 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,401 Yes, your highness. 670 00:33:40,567 --> 00:33:44,267 I- I shall do it with the greatest of pleasure, your highness. 671 00:34:14,734 --> 00:34:16,734 Is this the place, monsieur? 672 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,334 Uh-uh, oui, oui. 673 00:34:18,401 --> 00:34:21,167 Will monsieur stay long in this establishment? 674 00:34:21,234 --> 00:34:22,500 Capistrano. 675 00:34:31,234 --> 00:34:33,001 Uh, Mr. MacMillan? 676 00:34:33,067 --> 00:34:34,967 Oh, hello, Jimmy. Glad to see you. Sit down. 677 00:34:35,034 --> 00:34:36,633 Oh, I can't. 678 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,800 You can't sit down? What's the matter with you? 679 00:34:38,867 --> 00:34:40,667 I'm here on official business. 680 00:34:40,734 --> 00:34:44,800 Mr. MacMillan, I have the honor to present you with this invitation. 681 00:34:48,934 --> 00:34:51,067 Hey, Jimmy, wait a minute. 682 00:34:53,867 --> 00:34:56,468 You want me to take back an answer? 683 00:34:57,867 --> 00:34:59,834 No. No answer. 684 00:35:01,368 --> 00:35:03,001 Sit down a minute. 685 00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:15,633 Well-well? You going to come to the party? 686 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:19,067 What? Oh, no. I don't think so. 687 00:35:19,134 --> 00:35:20,633 I don't like parties. 688 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:22,468 It's going to be a very swell shindig. 689 00:35:22,533 --> 00:35:26,001 She's asked all sorts of princes and Dukes and things. 690 00:35:26,067 --> 00:35:28,134 Going to be a lot of face cards there. 691 00:35:28,201 --> 00:35:29,533 I don't like face cards. 692 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,334 Ahh, but you'd like her highness. 693 00:35:31,401 --> 00:35:34,633 She reads your column. I guess that's why she wants to meet you. 694 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,533 You seem to know her pretty well. 695 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,567 I am her personal attendant. 696 00:35:40,633 --> 00:35:43,034 What's she like? 697 00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:45,301 Oh, wonderful. 698 00:35:45,368 --> 00:35:48,900 Oh. So, you like 'em plump. 699 00:35:48,967 --> 00:35:52,301 Plump? Her highness? Oh, no, Mr. MacMillan. 700 00:35:52,368 --> 00:35:53,800 She's not plump. 701 00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:58,600 Uh, she's not unplump, either. She's-well... 702 00:35:58,667 --> 00:36:00,401 She's perfect. 703 00:36:05,867 --> 00:36:07,401 Why do you think I followed you here? 704 00:36:07,468 --> 00:36:08,567 To make love to me? 705 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:10,468 Just for practice. 706 00:36:10,533 --> 00:36:13,067 You don't need any. Come in, Jimmy. 707 00:36:21,034 --> 00:36:23,567 I- I'll get her next time. 708 00:36:23,633 --> 00:36:26,800 Baron faludi is just leaving. 709 00:36:26,867 --> 00:36:28,434 Am I? 710 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:30,167 Oh, yes. 711 00:36:30,234 --> 00:36:33,067 Until tomorrow then, my dear Veronica. 712 00:36:33,134 --> 00:36:36,667 Au revoir. 713 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,800 Did you find Mr. MacMillan? 714 00:36:43,867 --> 00:36:45,334 Oh, yes, your highness. 715 00:36:45,401 --> 00:36:46,334 Where? 716 00:36:46,401 --> 00:36:47,667 At Jake's joint. 717 00:36:47,734 --> 00:36:49,167 Jake's joint? What's that? 718 00:36:49,234 --> 00:36:51,001 Oh, that's a saloo- 719 00:36:51,067 --> 00:36:53,600 that's a cafe where he hangs out. 720 00:36:53,667 --> 00:36:55,567 He hangs out of a cafe? 721 00:36:55,633 --> 00:36:57,600 Oh, no. He hangs out in it. 722 00:36:57,667 --> 00:36:59,967 Uh, he spends most of his time there. 723 00:37:00,034 --> 00:37:02,468 As a matter of fact, that's where he writes his column. 724 00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:03,468 Oh. 725 00:37:03,533 --> 00:37:04,804 I'm terribly sorry I was so late, 726 00:37:04,834 --> 00:37:07,267 but-but we got to chewing the rag. 727 00:37:07,334 --> 00:37:08,734 You did what? 728 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,167 We got talking. 729 00:37:10,234 --> 00:37:11,800 Oh. What about? 730 00:37:11,867 --> 00:37:13,267 Oh, as a matter of fact, about you. 731 00:37:13,334 --> 00:37:15,700 Oh. What did he say about me? 732 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,201 He didn't say anything. 733 00:37:17,267 --> 00:37:18,700 He just asked questions. 734 00:37:18,767 --> 00:37:22,468 You know, I think he's going to write a column about you, too. 735 00:37:22,533 --> 00:37:24,967 Oh, I'd be most interested to read it. 736 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:27,267 What did he want to know? 737 00:37:27,334 --> 00:37:28,800 Oh, how you looked. 738 00:37:28,867 --> 00:37:29,867 And you told him? 739 00:37:29,900 --> 00:37:33,101 Oh, how could I? 740 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:35,867 I- I gave him an idea. 741 00:37:37,567 --> 00:37:40,667 Jimmy, I won't need you any more today. 742 00:37:40,734 --> 00:37:42,101 Yes, your highness. 743 00:37:42,167 --> 00:37:45,101 Until tomorrow then. 744 00:37:45,167 --> 00:37:47,034 Au revoir. 745 00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:53,267 No, Jimmy. That's not the way it's done. 746 00:37:53,334 --> 00:37:54,700 Come here. 747 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,434 Now, when you kiss a lady's hand, 748 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,401 don't be so athletic about it- 749 00:38:03,468 --> 00:38:04,667 or so noisy. 750 00:38:04,734 --> 00:38:07,633 Don't snatch it up as if it were a cake 751 00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:10,167 and you were going to bite it. 752 00:38:10,234 --> 00:38:12,800 The lips are brought to the hand, 753 00:38:12,867 --> 00:38:15,633 and not the hand to the lips. 754 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:16,800 Remember that next time. 755 00:38:16,867 --> 00:38:19,468 Yes, your highness. 756 00:38:19,533 --> 00:38:23,301 Uh... could next time be now? 757 00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:25,800 Very well. 758 00:38:25,867 --> 00:38:27,867 But remember, don't snatch 759 00:38:27,934 --> 00:38:29,567 and don't smack. 760 00:38:30,867 --> 00:38:33,134 Now, gracefully. 761 00:38:35,633 --> 00:38:37,500 And slowly. 762 00:38:42,767 --> 00:38:44,800 But not too slowly. 763 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,334 Au revoir. 764 00:39:15,434 --> 00:39:16,567 Hello, Dr. elfson. 765 00:39:16,633 --> 00:39:18,171 Oh, hello, Albert. And how are you these days? 766 00:39:18,201 --> 00:39:20,134 Me? Oh, I'm healthy. 767 00:39:20,201 --> 00:39:22,767 But I'm bothered about her. 768 00:39:22,834 --> 00:39:24,767 Doc, is she very bad? 769 00:39:24,834 --> 00:39:26,767 No, I wouldn't say so. 770 00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:28,267 What would you say? 771 00:39:28,334 --> 00:39:30,934 Well, as you know, Leslie has her ups and downs, and- 772 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:34,134 yeah, but I never saw her so far down. 773 00:39:34,201 --> 00:39:36,967 Gee, doc, it seems like she's getting littler and littler. 774 00:39:37,034 --> 00:39:39,468 Yes, but I'm really not worried about her. 775 00:39:39,533 --> 00:39:40,468 I am. 776 00:39:40,533 --> 00:39:43,633 She's going to be all right. 777 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:44,800 Doc... 778 00:39:44,867 --> 00:39:46,267 Yes? 779 00:39:46,334 --> 00:39:49,167 Do you think she'll ever be all all right? 780 00:39:49,234 --> 00:39:50,967 I hope so. 781 00:39:51,034 --> 00:39:53,001 She can be cured by the right kind of medicine. 782 00:39:53,067 --> 00:39:55,934 Well, what is it? Pills? I'll get a ton of them. 783 00:39:56,001 --> 00:39:59,767 Now, Albert, I've told you many, many times. 784 00:39:59,834 --> 00:40:03,101 Leslie needs more than pills to get all all right. 785 00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:05,034 When she was a little girl, 786 00:40:05,101 --> 00:40:06,900 something happened to her spirit, 787 00:40:06,967 --> 00:40:09,667 the thing inside us that pills can't reach. 788 00:40:09,734 --> 00:40:11,567 I think she didn't have enough love. 789 00:40:11,633 --> 00:40:16,001 So the best medicine for Leslie is, uh, well, uh, 790 00:40:16,067 --> 00:40:20,468 things like giving her that radio or those flowers 791 00:40:20,567 --> 00:40:22,001 or making her laugh- 792 00:40:22,067 --> 00:40:25,034 things which show her that she is loved. 793 00:40:25,101 --> 00:40:27,201 Now, remember that, Albert. 794 00:40:27,267 --> 00:40:28,900 I'll remember. 795 00:40:28,967 --> 00:40:32,201 Now you go in there and make her laugh. 796 00:40:32,267 --> 00:40:34,201 Who, me? 797 00:40:34,267 --> 00:40:36,034 Yes. 798 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,967 Well, I ain't comical. 799 00:40:38,034 --> 00:40:40,734 I think you could be if you tried. 800 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,234 Good luck, Albert. 801 00:40:42,301 --> 00:40:47,234 I've got to go now and see a woman about a baby. 802 00:40:47,301 --> 00:40:49,434 Good luck to you, doc. 803 00:41:06,533 --> 00:41:09,001 Oh, is that you, Jimmy? 804 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:11,834 No. It's only Albert. 805 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:15,267 Oh. Come in, only Albert. 806 00:41:18,234 --> 00:41:20,201 Hello, Leslie. 807 00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:25,368 I brought you some flowers. 808 00:41:25,434 --> 00:41:27,700 They're for-not-me-gets. 809 00:41:27,767 --> 00:41:29,234 Thank you, Albert. 810 00:41:29,301 --> 00:41:31,934 I love for-not-me-gets. 811 00:42:30,867 --> 00:42:32,767 Albert. 812 00:42:34,234 --> 00:42:37,533 What's the matter with you? What are you doing? 813 00:42:45,101 --> 00:42:46,734 Being funny. 814 00:43:02,834 --> 00:43:05,201 I didn't mean to do that. 815 00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:16,001 No, no, Jimmy. Not like that. 816 00:43:16,067 --> 00:43:17,700 Like this. 817 00:43:19,067 --> 00:43:20,267 You see? 818 00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:21,334 Ahh. 819 00:43:21,401 --> 00:43:23,001 Take this to her highness. 820 00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:26,334 If she wants me, I'm in the ballroom doing things. 821 00:43:28,234 --> 00:43:30,867 Thanks, Mr. pufi. 822 00:43:44,767 --> 00:43:47,001 What does it say? 823 00:43:47,067 --> 00:43:49,667 Uh... 824 00:43:49,734 --> 00:43:53,101 Well, um... 825 00:43:53,167 --> 00:43:57,134 Well, it says, um, "please wear these near your heart. 826 00:43:57,201 --> 00:44:00,134 I adore you. Zoltan." 827 00:44:00,201 --> 00:44:02,633 Oh. Give them to my maid. 828 00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:03,967 Yes, your highness. 829 00:44:04,034 --> 00:44:06,468 Oh, and, Jimmy, then you may go home. 830 00:44:06,533 --> 00:44:08,800 Yes, your highness. But you might need me. 831 00:44:08,867 --> 00:44:10,867 At the ball? I hardly think so. 832 00:44:10,934 --> 00:44:12,633 But you might. 833 00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:15,934 Oh, but, Jimmy, I don't want to take up all your time. 834 00:44:16,001 --> 00:44:17,533 It's all yours. 835 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,267 Very well, if you want to stay. 836 00:44:20,334 --> 00:44:21,967 Thank you, your highness. 837 00:44:35,368 --> 00:44:40,001 Albert, how many people do you think will be at the ball? 838 00:44:40,067 --> 00:44:43,834 I don't know, but there'll be lots and lots of them- 839 00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:46,500 all high-class indivigitals, too. 840 00:44:46,567 --> 00:44:48,867 Notrability, in fact. 841 00:44:48,934 --> 00:44:52,934 Yep. Her highness is going to toss a very elegant hop. 842 00:44:53,001 --> 00:44:55,101 I wonder what she'll wear. 843 00:44:55,167 --> 00:44:57,134 Her best clothes, I guess. 844 00:44:57,201 --> 00:45:00,134 And she's got a lot of them trunks and trunks. 845 00:45:00,201 --> 00:45:03,134 I suppose she'll wear a crown, won't she? 846 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,633 I would if I was a Princess. 847 00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:07,967 So would i. 848 00:45:08,034 --> 00:45:12,301 Gee, I bet you'd look awfully nice in a crown. 849 00:45:12,368 --> 00:45:15,301 I bet she'll look awfully nice in hers. 850 00:45:15,368 --> 00:45:16,834 Probably. 851 00:45:18,667 --> 00:45:22,334 Is she really as beautiful as they say? 852 00:45:22,401 --> 00:45:23,834 As who says? 853 00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:25,834 People. 854 00:45:25,900 --> 00:45:27,500 Well, I only seen her once. 855 00:45:27,567 --> 00:45:28,834 That was in the, uh- 856 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:31,834 yes. Yes, I know. Jimmy told me. 857 00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:34,034 Hiya, babe. 858 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:39,167 Is she so very beautiful? 859 00:45:39,234 --> 00:45:41,567 Well, she was quite pretty, 860 00:45:41,633 --> 00:45:44,500 uh, then. 861 00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:46,667 Will Jimmy wear a uniform? 862 00:45:46,734 --> 00:45:49,700 Well, I hope so. What would he wear? 863 00:45:49,767 --> 00:45:51,633 I mean, a special uniform. 864 00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:54,334 Oh, I guess he will if she wants him to. 865 00:45:54,401 --> 00:45:57,633 Oh, she'll want him to. After all, when he dances with her, 866 00:45:57,700 --> 00:45:59,468 he'll have to look nice- 867 00:45:59,533 --> 00:46:03,167 e- even nicer than usual. 868 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,267 Taxi? Melody gardens? 869 00:46:11,334 --> 00:46:16,334 Thanks. I don't think I want to go anywhere tonight. 870 00:46:18,867 --> 00:46:22,301 Well, anyway... 871 00:46:22,368 --> 00:46:23,434 Here. 872 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,967 Thank you. 873 00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:29,834 It's just like a real one, almost. 874 00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:31,567 You're very clever. 875 00:46:31,633 --> 00:46:36,301 Me? Oh, I learned how to make them in reform school. 876 00:46:36,368 --> 00:46:38,967 Well, ain't you going to put it on? 877 00:46:45,967 --> 00:46:48,867 You look a lot nicer than her. 878 00:46:48,934 --> 00:46:51,967 Glad somebody thinks so. 879 00:46:52,034 --> 00:46:53,967 Everybody ought to think so. 880 00:46:55,667 --> 00:46:59,767 Excuse me. I got to go. I'll be back in a little while. 881 00:46:59,834 --> 00:47:01,134 I'll see you later. 882 00:47:01,201 --> 00:47:03,134 Albert, where are you going? 883 00:47:03,201 --> 00:47:04,600 Well, uh... 884 00:47:04,667 --> 00:47:07,633 New York is New York with New York and New York. 885 00:47:34,201 --> 00:47:35,867 Come in. 886 00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:41,001 How do you do? 887 00:47:41,067 --> 00:47:44,301 Huh? Me? Oh, I'm fine. And you? 888 00:47:44,368 --> 00:47:47,001 I'm fine, too. Won't you come in? 889 00:47:47,067 --> 00:47:48,067 Me? 890 00:47:48,101 --> 00:47:49,867 Yes. 891 00:47:53,134 --> 00:47:55,767 I know you, don't I? 892 00:47:55,834 --> 00:47:57,468 Yeah, but not very well. 893 00:47:57,533 --> 00:48:00,101 I know I've seen you before. 894 00:48:00,167 --> 00:48:01,633 I'm trying to think where. 895 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:03,401 M- maybe you'd better not. 896 00:48:03,468 --> 00:48:05,633 Where was it? 897 00:48:06,834 --> 00:48:10,134 Don't you remember? 898 00:48:10,201 --> 00:48:13,134 I know. You're Jimmy's friend. 899 00:48:13,201 --> 00:48:14,201 Yeah. 900 00:48:14,234 --> 00:48:16,134 Then you must be Albert. 901 00:48:16,201 --> 00:48:17,834 Yeah, I must be. 902 00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:20,101 Hi, babe. 903 00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:26,134 Look, lady, I didn't know you was a Princess. 904 00:48:26,201 --> 00:48:27,967 I thought you was a woman. 905 00:48:28,034 --> 00:48:30,767 I'm both, Albert. 906 00:48:32,867 --> 00:48:38,167 Then-then-then you ain't mad at me for trying to do what I tried to do? 907 00:48:38,234 --> 00:48:42,401 Don't you know? A woman only gets really mad at a man 908 00:48:42,468 --> 00:48:44,034 if he doesn't want to kiss her. 909 00:48:44,101 --> 00:48:45,500 Is that a fact? 910 00:48:45,567 --> 00:48:47,034 Uh-huh. 911 00:48:50,067 --> 00:48:53,101 Gee, I'm glad to know that. 912 00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:57,067 You know something? I don't blame them for electing you Princess. 913 00:48:57,134 --> 00:48:59,167 I don't blame Jimmy for- 914 00:48:59,234 --> 00:49:02,434 for what? 915 00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:04,600 Chickie, dummy up. 916 00:49:04,667 --> 00:49:06,267 Hello, Albert. 917 00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:08,101 Good-bye, Albert. 918 00:49:08,167 --> 00:49:09,934 Good-bye. 919 00:49:10,001 --> 00:49:11,800 Uh, your highness. 920 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:15,134 What a babe. 921 00:49:15,201 --> 00:49:18,134 I thought I told you never to come around here, didn't I? 922 00:49:18,201 --> 00:49:19,401 But-well, I wanted to see you. 923 00:49:19,468 --> 00:49:20,401 What about? 924 00:49:20,468 --> 00:49:23,468 About not seeing you. 925 00:49:23,533 --> 00:49:25,967 When you don't come home, well, 926 00:49:26,034 --> 00:49:27,767 it bothers I and Leslie, 927 00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:31,001 and we don't know what to do with ourselves. 928 00:49:31,067 --> 00:49:33,134 Jimmy, couldn't you please come home tonight? 929 00:49:33,201 --> 00:49:35,700 No. I'm sorry, but I just can't. 930 00:49:35,767 --> 00:49:37,101 Jimmy? 931 00:49:37,167 --> 00:49:40,401 Look, blow. Am-scray, will you? And keep your nose clean. 932 00:49:40,468 --> 00:49:41,800 Well, I'm trying to. I- 933 00:50:43,267 --> 00:50:45,067 may I cut in? 934 00:50:45,134 --> 00:50:47,301 Oh! Well, hello, Mr. MacMillan. 935 00:50:47,368 --> 00:50:50,267 So you did come after all. We hoped you would. 936 00:50:50,334 --> 00:50:51,401 We? 937 00:50:51,468 --> 00:50:52,971 Her highness and i. I'll tell her you're here. 938 00:50:53,001 --> 00:50:54,001 No. 939 00:50:54,034 --> 00:50:55,500 Oh, it's all right. She asked me to. 940 00:50:55,567 --> 00:50:56,967 Now wait a minute, Jimmy. 941 00:50:57,034 --> 00:50:58,967 I'd like to see her highness alone. 942 00:50:59,034 --> 00:51:01,334 Oh. You want an interview, huh? 943 00:51:01,401 --> 00:51:02,334 Yeah. 944 00:51:02,401 --> 00:51:03,967 Well, I think I can arrange it. 945 00:51:04,034 --> 00:51:04,967 Thanks. 946 00:51:05,034 --> 00:51:07,834 Just wait in this room right over here. 947 00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:09,500 Will we have any privacy in there? 948 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:12,667 Oh, nothing but. I haven't seen anybody go in here all night, 949 00:51:12,734 --> 00:51:14,867 so the place is all yours. 950 00:51:17,934 --> 00:51:20,334 All mine, eh? 951 00:51:20,401 --> 00:51:23,334 Well, I forgot that there was another door. 952 00:51:23,401 --> 00:51:24,834 Well, good night. 953 00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:27,167 Oh, don't you want to see her? 954 00:51:27,234 --> 00:51:28,700 Not in a crowd. 955 00:51:28,767 --> 00:51:30,533 Well, wait. 956 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,834 I'll get rid of them. 957 00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:33,900 How? 958 00:51:33,934 --> 00:51:35,567 Leave it to me. 959 00:51:39,234 --> 00:51:40,667 Excuse me! 960 00:51:40,734 --> 00:51:42,368 Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. 961 00:51:42,434 --> 00:51:44,234 Don't get excited, and nobody'll get hurt. 962 00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:46,037 Everybody has to leave this room immediately. 963 00:51:46,067 --> 00:51:47,234 But why? 964 00:51:47,301 --> 00:51:48,770 Sir, the gowanda's a hoboken in the great neck 965 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,267 and the catskills are rockaway. 966 00:51:50,334 --> 00:51:51,734 The poosepatuck is going into coney 967 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,171 and the flatbush is full of Dodgers! 968 00:51:53,201 --> 00:51:54,533 Oh! 969 00:51:56,301 --> 00:51:59,301 What is it happening here? 970 00:51:59,368 --> 00:52:00,904 Look, please go before the arcade palisades 971 00:52:00,934 --> 00:52:02,700 is back to hackensack on the skaneateles! 972 00:52:02,767 --> 00:52:03,834 ¿Como? 973 00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:04,967 Olean's at the Bronx! 974 00:52:05,034 --> 00:52:06,034 Pardon? 975 00:52:06,067 --> 00:52:07,467 The poughkeepsie is all schenectady! 976 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:08,434 Ahh! 977 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,234 Everybody will have to get out. 978 00:52:10,301 --> 00:52:12,134 Everybody out. Everybody out. 979 00:52:20,134 --> 00:52:22,767 Will you excuse me a minute? 980 00:52:25,533 --> 00:52:26,834 And watch your Albany. 981 00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:28,334 Has something happened? 982 00:52:28,401 --> 00:52:30,800 Yes, your highness, but nothing bad. 983 00:52:40,567 --> 00:52:44,034 Your highness, this is Mr. Paul MacMillan. 984 00:52:47,734 --> 00:52:50,034 He'd like to interview you for his column. 985 00:52:50,101 --> 00:52:52,167 Very well. He may. 986 00:52:55,667 --> 00:52:58,967 Please see that we're not disturbed. 987 00:52:59,034 --> 00:53:01,134 Yes, your highness. 988 00:53:09,034 --> 00:53:10,500 How are you, Paul? 989 00:53:10,567 --> 00:53:11,967 Older. 990 00:53:12,034 --> 00:53:13,633 Well, so am i. 991 00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:15,101 And wiser. 992 00:53:15,167 --> 00:53:16,834 So am i. 993 00:53:21,234 --> 00:53:22,667 But don't you understand, fellows? 994 00:53:22,734 --> 00:53:25,633 You can't go in because the lackawanna has to make its flushing. 995 00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:26,734 Yeah. 996 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,480 Oh, it's not serious. It's just that, uh... 997 00:53:30,533 --> 00:53:32,001 You see? 998 00:53:32,067 --> 00:53:35,667 I'm sorry, sir, but those are my orders. 999 00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:37,834 Did you understand what he said? 1000 00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:39,201 Naturally. 1001 00:53:44,101 --> 00:53:46,633 And I said I was wiser. 1002 00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:50,500 I thought I was, and then I came here and saw you again. 1003 00:53:50,567 --> 00:53:52,600 That wasn't a wise thing for me to do, Veronica. 1004 00:53:52,667 --> 00:53:53,567 No? 1005 00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:55,034 No. 1006 00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:58,101 You see, I thought I'd learned the lesson you gave me years ago, 1007 00:53:58,167 --> 00:54:00,101 learned it so well I'd never forget it. 1008 00:54:00,167 --> 00:54:03,134 I thought I could see you again and remember it. 1009 00:54:03,201 --> 00:54:05,468 I saw you and forgot it. 1010 00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:09,267 It was a hard lesson, and I don't want to have to learn it all over again. 1011 00:54:09,334 --> 00:54:11,967 Oh, I'm sorry for what happened, Paul. 1012 00:54:12,034 --> 00:54:14,468 With all my heart, I'm sorry. 1013 00:54:14,567 --> 00:54:19,500 I wanted for so long to see you, but I was afraid. 1014 00:54:19,567 --> 00:54:23,101 I knew that you had every right to doubt me and to hate me. 1015 00:54:23,167 --> 00:54:26,633 It would make everything so simple if I did, 1016 00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:28,101 but I don't. 1017 00:54:28,167 --> 00:54:33,334 I never did, and I never will hate you. 1018 00:54:33,401 --> 00:54:35,301 Good-bye, Veronica. 1019 00:54:35,368 --> 00:54:36,934 Good-bye? 1020 00:54:37,001 --> 00:54:40,334 It's the wisest thing. I'm sure it is. 1021 00:54:40,401 --> 00:54:43,800 You see, I remember how once you told me that you loved me, 1022 00:54:43,867 --> 00:54:46,167 that you'd always love me. 1023 00:54:46,234 --> 00:54:47,767 But it was true. 1024 00:54:47,834 --> 00:54:49,700 And it's also true that suddenly one night 1025 00:54:49,767 --> 00:54:52,967 I was handed my passport and told to leave your country. 1026 00:54:53,034 --> 00:54:55,267 And you said you'd come to me. 1027 00:54:55,334 --> 00:54:56,401 I waited. 1028 00:54:56,468 --> 00:54:59,368 Instead came the news you had married someone 1029 00:54:59,434 --> 00:55:03,267 more suitable for a Princess. 1030 00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:05,633 Well... 1031 00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:07,734 You're still a Princess. 1032 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,201 Yes. I was born one, 1033 00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:13,800 and I was brought up to believe 1034 00:55:13,867 --> 00:55:16,867 that a Princess must do what her country thinks best, 1035 00:55:16,934 --> 00:55:19,434 whether she wants to or not. 1036 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:21,468 And so must a queen? 1037 00:55:21,533 --> 00:55:22,934 Yes. 1038 00:55:23,001 --> 00:55:25,700 And someday, you'll be queen. 1039 00:55:27,401 --> 00:55:29,034 Yes. 1040 00:55:31,401 --> 00:55:33,134 Good-bye, Veronica. 1041 00:55:41,234 --> 00:55:42,167 Mr. MacMillan? 1042 00:55:42,234 --> 00:55:44,167 Did you get the interview? 1043 00:55:44,234 --> 00:55:45,667 Oh, I did. Thanks. 1044 00:55:45,734 --> 00:55:47,134 Are you through? 1045 00:55:47,201 --> 00:55:49,001 Yes. All through. 1046 00:56:10,334 --> 00:56:12,001 Your highness... 1047 00:56:14,867 --> 00:56:17,967 What-what's the matter? 1048 00:56:18,034 --> 00:56:20,967 Is there anything I can do? 1049 00:56:22,167 --> 00:56:25,134 Yes. Lend me your handkerchief. 1050 00:56:26,834 --> 00:56:29,001 Thank you. 1051 00:56:29,067 --> 00:56:32,834 Is that all I can do? 1052 00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:35,767 There's nothing wrong with me, really. 1053 00:56:35,834 --> 00:56:37,600 Are you sure? 1054 00:56:40,234 --> 00:56:42,500 You see... 1055 00:56:42,567 --> 00:56:45,500 Well, the Budapest was Hungary 1056 00:56:45,567 --> 00:56:47,934 and the Cairo got Madrid and wouldn't Lisbon. 1057 00:56:48,001 --> 00:56:52,301 So the Balkans couldn't Bucharest, 1058 00:56:52,368 --> 00:56:54,834 and that's what made Naples Toulouse in tolland. 1059 00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:58,134 Oh. Oh, I see. 1060 00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:01,934 You do? 1061 00:57:02,001 --> 00:57:04,134 Oh, of corsica. 1062 00:57:04,201 --> 00:57:08,201 Oh, Jimmy. 1063 00:57:08,267 --> 00:57:11,401 I wouldn't know what to do without you. 1064 00:57:54,201 --> 00:57:56,800 "The ballroom was full of handsome men and lovely ladies, 1065 00:57:56,867 --> 00:57:59,767 "and the loveliest of them all was the young Princess, 1066 00:57:59,834 --> 00:58:01,600 "but she was not the happiest. 1067 00:58:01,667 --> 00:58:06,067 "As she sat on her throne watching the dancers, she was not happy at all, 1068 00:58:06,134 --> 00:58:09,800 "for she was thinking of the young prince who went away one day 1069 00:58:09,867 --> 00:58:12,167 "and took her heart with him. 1070 00:58:12,234 --> 00:58:16,767 "Then, into the ballroom hopped a frog. 1071 00:58:16,834 --> 00:58:19,201 The Princess was..." 1072 00:58:22,034 --> 00:58:27,034 "E-x-a-s-p-e-r-a-t-e-d." 1073 00:58:27,101 --> 00:58:29,034 Exasperated. 1074 00:58:29,101 --> 00:58:33,001 "The Princess was exasperated, 1075 00:58:33,067 --> 00:58:36,134 "and she had not invited any frogs. 1076 00:58:36,201 --> 00:58:40,067 "Little did she know that this frog was the long-lost prince 1077 00:58:40,134 --> 00:58:43,600 "who had been turned into a frog by a witch. 1078 00:58:43,667 --> 00:58:47,500 "So imagine her surprise when a frog spoke to her. 1079 00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:52,267 "Now, all you can expect a frog to say is, jug-a-rum. Jug-a-rum. 1080 00:58:52,334 --> 00:58:54,567 "That's all they can say, as a rule. 1081 00:58:54,633 --> 00:58:59,234 "So imagine her delight when the frog said in a princely voice, 1082 00:58:59,301 --> 00:59:02,101 "oh, Princess, dear, my Princess, dear, 1083 00:59:02,167 --> 00:59:04,767 "the one you love the best is here. 1084 00:59:04,834 --> 00:59:10,134 "The Princess stared at the frog with big, astonished eyes, 1085 00:59:10,201 --> 00:59:12,734 "and she said, how is it, o frog, 1086 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:16,700 "that you speak in the voice of the prince I love? 1087 00:59:16,767 --> 00:59:20,500 "The frog smiled and said, I am the prince you love. 1088 00:59:20,567 --> 00:59:23,967 "So kiss me, and I'll look like myself again. 1089 00:59:24,034 --> 00:59:29,134 So she kissed the frog, and lo and behold-" 1090 01:00:35,067 --> 01:00:36,301 there you go again, 1091 01:00:36,368 --> 01:00:37,867 making believe that I can walk. 1092 01:00:37,934 --> 01:00:39,368 You know very well I can't. 1093 01:00:39,434 --> 01:00:40,700 Why, sure, you can. 1094 01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:43,201 Oh, sure, and I can dance and stand on my head. 1095 01:00:43,267 --> 01:00:44,301 Why, sure, you can. 1096 01:00:44,368 --> 01:00:46,368 Yes. I can just see myself doing it. 1097 01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:48,034 Sure, you can. Watch. 1098 01:00:57,468 --> 01:00:59,101 See? 1099 01:01:05,967 --> 01:01:07,368 Hey, you! 1100 01:01:07,434 --> 01:01:10,401 Don't stand there wanting to go. Go. 1101 01:01:10,468 --> 01:01:12,267 Go on now-out. 1102 01:01:15,967 --> 01:01:18,700 So long. I'll be seeing you. 1103 01:02:16,533 --> 01:02:18,633 Young lady in the pajamas. 1104 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:20,468 Yes, your majesty? 1105 01:02:20,533 --> 01:02:22,800 Why have you crashed my royal gate? 1106 01:02:22,867 --> 01:02:24,567 Oh, please, sir, your majesty, 1107 01:02:24,633 --> 01:02:26,067 I've come to petition you 1108 01:02:26,134 --> 01:02:27,934 to do me a royal favor. 1109 01:02:28,001 --> 01:02:29,600 Ok, petition me. 1110 01:02:29,667 --> 01:02:35,967 Bring back my long-lost love, I pray 1111 01:02:36,034 --> 01:02:42,034 bring back my prince who has gone astray 1112 01:02:42,101 --> 01:02:48,567 let me see him smile for a little while 1113 01:02:48,633 --> 01:02:54,900 and my life won't be cold and gray 1114 01:02:54,967 --> 01:03:01,734 I'm not a Princess, as you can see 1115 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:08,767 but hearts know nothing of royalty 1116 01:03:08,834 --> 01:03:12,468 he was all I had 1117 01:03:12,533 --> 01:03:17,633 and he's all I want 1118 01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:25,700 please bring him back to me 1119 01:03:27,567 --> 01:03:30,001 that sounds like a reasonable request. 1120 01:03:30,067 --> 01:03:31,533 Petition granted. 1121 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:35,201 One prince coming up. 1122 01:03:35,267 --> 01:03:38,134 Oh, your majesty, I'll thank you with all my heart 1123 01:03:38,201 --> 01:03:39,834 when I have one again. 1124 01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:41,301 And while you're waiting, 1125 01:03:41,368 --> 01:03:42,834 be my personal guest. 1126 01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:44,301 Won't you sit down? 1127 01:03:44,368 --> 01:03:45,834 Thank you, sir. 1128 01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:47,301 Down. Out. Queen, out. 1129 01:03:47,368 --> 01:03:49,368 And turn on the royal ballet. 1130 01:05:03,201 --> 01:05:06,500 Jug-a-rum. Jug-a-rum. Jug-a-rum. 1131 01:06:17,301 --> 01:06:19,867 I'm in love with you 1132 01:06:19,934 --> 01:06:22,700 honey, you 1133 01:06:22,767 --> 01:06:25,368 with a love that's true 1134 01:06:25,434 --> 01:06:27,967 honey, you 1135 01:06:28,034 --> 01:06:30,567 no one else will do 1136 01:06:30,633 --> 01:06:33,134 honey 1137 01:06:33,201 --> 01:06:38,667 it's funny, la la la la 1138 01:06:38,734 --> 01:06:44,500 loved you from the start, honey 1139 01:06:44,567 --> 01:06:50,001 bless your little heart, honey 1140 01:06:50,067 --> 01:06:55,834 every day will be so sunny 1141 01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:59,101 honey, with... 1142 01:07:21,967 --> 01:07:23,368 Good morning, Gladys. 1143 01:07:23,434 --> 01:07:24,667 Morning, Jimmy. Calm down. 1144 01:07:24,734 --> 01:07:26,834 There's nothing in it about your dream girl. 1145 01:07:28,234 --> 01:07:30,167 Oh, boy! Will you take Romeo? 1146 01:07:30,234 --> 01:07:31,633 I'm sorry, madam, but I'm private. 1147 01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:32,800 Oh! 1148 01:07:34,734 --> 01:07:35,934 Now, let me see. 1149 01:07:36,001 --> 01:07:37,633 That's one dozen assorted Sandy clauses 1150 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:39,301 at 6 bits each. That's, uh... 1151 01:07:39,368 --> 01:07:41,301 Oh, you'd better take what you can get. 1152 01:07:41,368 --> 01:07:42,800 Didn't you say 1153 01:07:42,867 --> 01:07:44,800 the man didn't want any more Santa clauses? 1154 01:07:44,867 --> 01:07:46,267 Yeah. He wants penguins. 1155 01:07:46,334 --> 01:07:47,700 We got Sandy clauses, 1156 01:07:47,767 --> 01:07:49,267 he gets Sandy clauses... 1157 01:07:49,334 --> 01:07:51,301 And he likes them. 1158 01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:54,867 Hmm. No, Albert. What would Jimmy say? 1159 01:07:54,934 --> 01:07:56,267 Oh, him. 1160 01:07:56,334 --> 01:07:59,800 He don't ever say nothing to me no more. 1161 01:07:59,867 --> 01:08:01,301 But... 1162 01:08:01,368 --> 01:08:03,301 That interview ain't in today. 1163 01:08:03,368 --> 01:08:05,301 Where is that interview? 1164 01:08:05,368 --> 01:08:06,800 Hmm. 1165 01:08:06,867 --> 01:08:09,334 What's so hot about an interview? 1166 01:08:09,401 --> 01:08:10,800 I was interviewed once. 1167 01:08:10,867 --> 01:08:12,301 Oh, now, Albert. 1168 01:08:12,368 --> 01:08:13,834 Well, I was, too... 1169 01:08:13,900 --> 01:08:15,834 By the district attorney. 1170 01:08:18,567 --> 01:08:19,800 "Today it is 1171 01:08:19,867 --> 01:08:22,301 the life and loves of an elephant." 1172 01:08:22,368 --> 01:08:24,834 So... ha ha ha! That's nice. 1173 01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:26,334 Chimney... 1174 01:08:26,401 --> 01:08:28,301 What is a elephant? 1175 01:08:28,368 --> 01:08:29,834 An ele- 1176 01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:31,834 why, it's an animal! 1177 01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:34,767 They-they look like this. 1178 01:08:34,834 --> 01:08:37,734 Ah! Those big things with the long noses. 1179 01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:39,267 Yeah-trunk. 1180 01:08:39,334 --> 01:08:40,600 Huh? 1181 01:08:40,667 --> 01:08:42,034 Trunk. 1182 01:08:42,101 --> 01:08:43,500 What a language. 1183 01:08:43,567 --> 01:08:45,533 This is a trunk. 1184 01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:48,500 Last night I trunk whiskey and got trunk. 1185 01:08:48,567 --> 01:08:50,567 Today I pack my trunk. 1186 01:08:52,334 --> 01:08:53,967 Pack your... 1187 01:08:55,334 --> 01:08:57,267 You're-you're not going away? 1188 01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:58,633 Yes-home. 1189 01:08:58,700 --> 01:08:59,934 When? 1190 01:09:00,001 --> 01:09:03,234 I do not know just when, but I think soon- 1191 01:09:03,301 --> 01:09:04,734 maybe sooner. 1192 01:09:06,368 --> 01:09:07,800 No! 1193 01:09:07,867 --> 01:09:09,468 Don't sit. 1194 01:09:10,834 --> 01:09:13,301 Take the hat of her highness to her highness. 1195 01:09:13,368 --> 01:09:14,967 Yes, sir. 1196 01:09:18,401 --> 01:09:19,834 Mr. pufi... 1197 01:09:19,900 --> 01:09:23,334 I, um-I'm going to miss you. 1198 01:09:24,867 --> 01:09:26,401 Me, too. 1199 01:09:26,468 --> 01:09:28,468 Hello. This is who? 1200 01:09:28,533 --> 01:09:30,667 Ah, baron faludi. 1201 01:09:30,734 --> 01:09:32,633 This afternoon? 1202 01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:36,167 Yes. Her highness will be here. 1203 01:09:36,234 --> 01:09:39,700 No, no party- just her and you. 1204 01:09:39,767 --> 01:09:42,167 Yes, baron, I will tell her. 1205 01:09:42,234 --> 01:09:43,633 Good-bye. 1206 01:09:45,167 --> 01:09:47,134 Ahem. I suppose her highness 1207 01:09:47,201 --> 01:09:49,667 will be getting married pretty soon, maybe, huh? 1208 01:09:49,734 --> 01:09:51,134 Maybe. 1209 01:09:51,201 --> 01:09:54,401 A Duke or a prince or a baron, I suppose? 1210 01:09:54,468 --> 01:09:55,967 Sure. 1211 01:09:56,034 --> 01:09:57,700 It couldn't just be 1212 01:09:57,767 --> 01:09:59,734 some common, ordinary person, could it? 1213 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,767 Oh, no. 1214 01:10:01,834 --> 01:10:04,034 No. Has to be somebody who is somebody, huh? 1215 01:10:04,101 --> 01:10:06,067 Sure. It could not be 1216 01:10:06,134 --> 01:10:07,900 somebody who is nobody. 1217 01:10:07,967 --> 01:10:10,900 I told you this two times now already. 1218 01:10:10,967 --> 01:10:12,334 Princesses can't- 1219 01:10:12,401 --> 01:10:13,867 chimney! 1220 01:10:13,934 --> 01:10:15,867 Don't sit. 1221 01:10:28,633 --> 01:10:30,234 Veronica, you must see that by now. 1222 01:10:30,301 --> 01:10:32,134 The only thing for you to do 1223 01:10:32,201 --> 01:10:35,067 is to go home right away and forget about him. 1224 01:10:35,134 --> 01:10:37,567 Oh, I know how you feel about him, but- 1225 01:10:37,633 --> 01:10:39,034 oh, it is impossible- 1226 01:10:39,101 --> 01:10:41,134 you and this nobody. 1227 01:10:41,201 --> 01:10:43,633 I don't consider him a nobody. 1228 01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:46,334 Oh, you know what I mean. 1229 01:10:46,401 --> 01:10:48,834 He has no title, no family, 1230 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:51,633 no social position- even over here. 1231 01:10:51,700 --> 01:10:53,301 He has intelligence... 1232 01:10:53,368 --> 01:10:55,334 Charm... 1233 01:10:55,401 --> 01:10:57,034 A sense of humor... 1234 01:10:57,101 --> 01:10:58,201 Ahh... 1235 01:10:58,267 --> 01:10:59,767 Well, what if he has? 1236 01:10:59,834 --> 01:11:02,800 They are not what we require of our king. 1237 01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:05,267 I know. Look at uncle Freddy. 1238 01:11:05,334 --> 01:11:08,500 Veronica, that is no way to speak of his majesty. 1239 01:11:10,101 --> 01:11:12,500 He's a-a tomato. 1240 01:11:12,567 --> 01:11:15,267 Quite so, but he is our king. 1241 01:11:16,401 --> 01:11:17,867 Yes... 1242 01:11:17,934 --> 01:11:20,301 And Jimmy would make a better one. 1243 01:11:21,934 --> 01:11:23,368 It's all settled then, huh? 1244 01:11:23,434 --> 01:11:25,867 We go as soon as we can. 1245 01:11:25,934 --> 01:11:28,334 There's really no point in staying, you know. 1246 01:11:28,401 --> 01:11:29,900 The sooner you go, 1247 01:11:29,967 --> 01:11:32,301 the sooner you'll be cured of this infatuation. 1248 01:11:32,368 --> 01:11:34,934 Don't talk as if it were a case of measles. 1249 01:11:36,401 --> 01:11:37,834 All right. 1250 01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:39,633 You're in love with him. 1251 01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:41,134 Yes. 1252 01:11:41,201 --> 01:11:44,533 But is he in love with you? No! 1253 01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:47,867 Yes. 1254 01:11:47,934 --> 01:11:49,401 It's quite clear 1255 01:11:49,468 --> 01:11:51,401 he's not even vaguely interested in you. 1256 01:11:51,468 --> 01:11:54,334 If he were, he'd show some sign of it, wouldn't he? 1257 01:11:54,401 --> 01:11:55,834 Well, has he? Huh? 1258 01:11:55,900 --> 01:11:58,468 I leave you with the thought. 1259 01:12:21,167 --> 01:12:22,334 Mr. pufi! 1260 01:12:22,401 --> 01:12:26,334 Here! W-what is it? Have things happened? 1261 01:12:26,401 --> 01:12:27,834 No! Uh, yes! 1262 01:12:27,900 --> 01:12:29,834 Has her highness got an engagement for tonight? 1263 01:12:29,900 --> 01:12:31,167 No! 1264 01:12:31,234 --> 01:12:32,767 Oh, thanks. 1265 01:12:35,567 --> 01:12:37,001 Ha ha! 1266 01:12:57,234 --> 01:12:59,301 Your highness! 1267 01:12:59,368 --> 01:13:01,334 Yes, Jimmy. 1268 01:13:02,401 --> 01:13:04,034 Oh, my new hat. 1269 01:13:05,900 --> 01:13:07,500 Oh. 1270 01:13:09,434 --> 01:13:12,567 Well, just put it down somewhere. 1271 01:13:18,434 --> 01:13:20,867 Oh, it's a beautiful day. 1272 01:13:20,934 --> 01:13:22,368 Yes. 1273 01:13:22,434 --> 01:13:25,368 It's going to be a beautiful night, too. 1274 01:13:25,434 --> 01:13:27,867 At least, that's my frank opinion. 1275 01:13:27,934 --> 01:13:29,368 Mine, too. 1276 01:13:29,434 --> 01:13:31,034 Oh, for stepping out, I mean. 1277 01:13:31,101 --> 01:13:32,368 For what? 1278 01:13:32,434 --> 01:13:34,434 Oh, for going somewhere and doing something. 1279 01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:37,134 Oh, you want to step out tonight, is that it? 1280 01:13:37,201 --> 01:13:40,167 Yeah, that's it. That certainly is it. 1281 01:13:40,234 --> 01:13:41,667 Well, then, step. 1282 01:13:41,734 --> 01:13:43,867 It's about time you took a night off, 1283 01:13:43,934 --> 01:13:46,567 and I hope you have a very good time. 1284 01:13:49,533 --> 01:13:50,934 Oh, Jimmy. 1285 01:13:51,001 --> 01:13:52,434 Yes, your highness. 1286 01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:55,267 Have you already made your plans for tonight? 1287 01:13:55,334 --> 01:13:57,401 Uh, well... 1288 01:13:57,468 --> 01:13:59,234 I had made some, yes, but- 1289 01:13:59,301 --> 01:14:00,734 oh, well, never mind. 1290 01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:02,401 I was going to ask you 1291 01:14:02,468 --> 01:14:03,867 to take me somewhere, 1292 01:14:03,934 --> 01:14:05,567 but if you have another engagement, 1293 01:14:05,633 --> 01:14:07,301 keep it. 1294 01:14:07,368 --> 01:14:10,533 Yes, your highness. Thank you. 1295 01:14:16,101 --> 01:14:17,867 Look, did you say what you said 1296 01:14:17,934 --> 01:14:19,368 about tonight and you and me? 1297 01:14:19,434 --> 01:14:20,700 Yes. 1298 01:14:20,767 --> 01:14:23,201 Well, look, where should we go? I mean, what time- 1299 01:14:23,267 --> 01:14:24,633 but you have other plans. 1300 01:14:24,700 --> 01:14:26,667 Oh, I- where shall we go? 1301 01:14:26,734 --> 01:14:29,334 Well, I'd like to go to Jake's joint. 1302 01:14:29,401 --> 01:14:30,867 J- Jake's? 1303 01:14:30,934 --> 01:14:32,800 Oh, no, you don't want to go there. 1304 01:14:32,867 --> 01:14:34,134 But I do! 1305 01:14:34,201 --> 01:14:36,567 Oh, I know, but that's an awfully low place. 1306 01:14:36,633 --> 01:14:38,600 I'd like to see a very low place. 1307 01:14:38,667 --> 01:14:40,468 Yes, but not that low! 1308 01:14:41,867 --> 01:14:44,800 Very well. If you won't take me where I want to go- 1309 01:14:44,867 --> 01:14:46,301 oh, I will. 1310 01:14:46,368 --> 01:14:50,201 Well, then, call for me at, um, 10:00. 1311 01:14:50,267 --> 01:14:52,167 With the greatest of pleasure. 1312 01:14:53,567 --> 01:14:55,533 Are we dressing? 1313 01:14:56,900 --> 01:14:58,201 If you wish. 1314 01:14:58,267 --> 01:15:00,401 Thank you. 1315 01:15:07,401 --> 01:15:08,667 Ooh! 1316 01:15:10,067 --> 01:15:11,667 Don't sit! 1317 01:15:33,067 --> 01:15:35,500 Why don't you do some penguins? 1318 01:15:35,567 --> 01:15:37,001 Penguins is more popular. 1319 01:15:37,067 --> 01:15:39,468 Jimmy said to do Santa clauses. 1320 01:15:39,533 --> 01:15:41,434 Hmm. How is his lordship? 1321 01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:45,001 Oh, he's fine, and he loves his new job. 1322 01:15:45,067 --> 01:15:48,001 Why not? He's got a soft one. 1323 01:15:48,067 --> 01:15:51,800 No. He works very hard and very late. 1324 01:15:51,867 --> 01:15:53,267 Sometimes it's midnight 1325 01:15:53,334 --> 01:15:55,800 before I hear him come home. 1326 01:15:55,867 --> 01:15:57,567 Hmm. Them's long hours. 1327 01:15:59,067 --> 01:16:01,101 Hours are very long. 1328 01:16:01,167 --> 01:16:03,067 Don't he get no time off? 1329 01:16:03,134 --> 01:16:07,334 He hasn't had any for over a week. 1330 01:16:07,401 --> 01:16:09,500 Maybe he'll get tonight off. 1331 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:12,334 Maybe. 1332 01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:14,834 Well, I got to drag myself 1333 01:16:14,900 --> 01:16:16,301 over to the beanery. 1334 01:16:16,368 --> 01:16:19,001 Hmm! I wish I'd been born a Princess. 1335 01:16:19,067 --> 01:16:21,001 Instead, I was born tired. 1336 01:16:22,434 --> 01:16:25,500 Say, is them all the Santa clauses you've done today? 1337 01:16:25,567 --> 01:16:26,834 Yes, ma'am. 1338 01:16:26,900 --> 01:16:28,134 Only 3? Huh. 1339 01:16:28,201 --> 01:16:29,867 You used to do a dozen. 1340 01:16:29,934 --> 01:16:31,368 Guess maybe you're getting sick 1341 01:16:31,434 --> 01:16:32,800 of doing Santa clauses. 1342 01:16:32,867 --> 01:16:34,834 Why don't you do some penguins? 1343 01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:36,301 Good-bye, aunt gert. 1344 01:17:58,201 --> 01:18:00,067 Gee! Jimmy. 1345 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:02,567 I nearly almost didn't recognize you. 1346 01:18:02,633 --> 01:18:05,500 I thought you was a waiter going to work. 1347 01:18:06,834 --> 01:18:08,800 Well, you look like one. 1348 01:18:08,867 --> 01:18:11,301 Oh, I do, huh?! 1349 01:18:11,368 --> 01:18:12,834 Do I? 1350 01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:14,301 Yeah... 1351 01:18:14,368 --> 01:18:15,800 But a headwaiter. 1352 01:18:15,867 --> 01:18:18,834 Yeah, well, I'd hate to think what you look like. 1353 01:18:18,900 --> 01:18:20,468 Albert, how'd you get that outfit? 1354 01:18:20,533 --> 01:18:22,800 Huh? Oh. Oh, this old thing? 1355 01:18:22,867 --> 01:18:25,667 Well, the truth of the matter is, I found it. So long. 1356 01:18:25,734 --> 01:18:27,334 Albert, please don't do anything dumb. 1357 01:18:27,401 --> 01:18:28,500 Who, me? 1358 01:18:28,567 --> 01:18:29,800 Try to behave yourself 1359 01:18:29,867 --> 01:18:31,533 until I can talk to you, will you? 1360 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,468 I can't now. I haven't got time. 1361 01:18:33,533 --> 01:18:34,867 Yeah, I know that. 1362 01:18:34,934 --> 01:18:36,500 So does Leslie. 1363 01:18:38,034 --> 01:18:39,500 How is she? 1364 01:18:39,567 --> 01:18:41,167 Didn't you see her tonight? 1365 01:18:41,234 --> 01:18:42,434 No. 1366 01:18:42,533 --> 01:18:43,800 I did. 1367 01:18:43,867 --> 01:18:45,967 Did you tell her about my date? Yeah. 1368 01:18:46,034 --> 01:18:47,468 What did she say? 1369 01:18:47,533 --> 01:18:49,301 Nothing. 1370 01:18:49,368 --> 01:18:52,633 She just kept on painting Sandy clauses. 1371 01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:56,267 Well, I got to go now. 1372 01:18:57,267 --> 01:18:59,301 Remember, keep your nose clean. 1373 01:19:00,700 --> 01:19:02,334 Sure, sure. 1374 01:19:23,401 --> 01:19:25,334 Come in. 1375 01:19:34,867 --> 01:19:36,334 Why, I'm sorry, sir, 1376 01:19:36,401 --> 01:19:39,034 but you're in the wrong place. 1377 01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:43,567 Oh, Jimmy, you look so wonderful. 1378 01:19:43,633 --> 01:19:45,834 I- I do? 1379 01:19:45,900 --> 01:19:47,334 Really? 1380 01:19:47,401 --> 01:19:48,700 Uh-huh, and you look 1381 01:19:48,767 --> 01:19:50,368 so handsome and so worldly. 1382 01:19:50,434 --> 01:19:51,867 Well, thank you, miss odell. 1383 01:19:51,934 --> 01:19:54,567 Sit down, Jimmy, and tell me all about what you've been doing 1384 01:19:54,633 --> 01:19:56,700 and what you're going to do tonight. 1385 01:19:56,767 --> 01:19:57,967 Well, I really can't stay. 1386 01:19:58,034 --> 01:20:00,967 I- I just popped in to say hello. 1387 01:20:01,034 --> 01:20:03,468 Oh, well, hello. Thanks for popping in, 1388 01:20:03,533 --> 01:20:05,134 and now you better pop out, 1389 01:20:05,201 --> 01:20:07,401 or you'll be late for your Princess. 1390 01:20:09,934 --> 01:20:11,834 Well, go on. 1391 01:20:11,900 --> 01:20:14,067 Yeah, I'm-I'm- I'm going. 1392 01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:20,368 Aw, they-they sent the wrong hat. 1393 01:20:20,434 --> 01:20:22,301 It's too large. 1394 01:20:22,368 --> 01:20:24,500 Well, give it to me. I'll fix it. 1395 01:20:24,567 --> 01:20:26,001 Oh, would you? 1396 01:20:26,067 --> 01:20:27,633 Uh-huh. Hand me those beards. 1397 01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:29,900 You know, Jimmy, I thought I'd make 1398 01:20:29,967 --> 01:20:31,401 some superdeluxe Santa clauses 1399 01:20:31,468 --> 01:20:32,867 with real clothes on. 1400 01:20:32,934 --> 01:20:35,301 That is, if you think it's a good idea. 1401 01:20:35,368 --> 01:20:37,734 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a very good idea. 1402 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:40,334 Then we'll make lots of them, shall we? 1403 01:20:40,401 --> 01:20:41,567 Well- 1404 01:20:41,633 --> 01:20:44,700 oh, I know you can't help me with them 1405 01:20:44,767 --> 01:20:46,533 till after she goes. Here. 1406 01:20:51,401 --> 01:20:53,834 Oh, that- that's just right. 1407 01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:55,700 Thanks, Leslie. 1408 01:20:55,767 --> 01:20:57,533 Jimmy, when is she going away? 1409 01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:59,001 Quite soon, isn't it? 1410 01:20:59,067 --> 01:21:00,834 Yeah, yeah. 1411 01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:02,734 Quite soon. 1412 01:21:05,301 --> 01:21:06,934 Good night, Leslie. 1413 01:21:08,101 --> 01:21:09,767 Good night, Jimmy. 1414 01:21:35,900 --> 01:21:37,500 Leslie, I'm- I'm such a dope. 1415 01:21:37,567 --> 01:21:38,834 I got that for you, 1416 01:21:38,900 --> 01:21:41,301 and I almost forgot to give it to you. 1417 01:21:41,368 --> 01:21:42,633 Good night, Leslie. 1418 01:22:18,468 --> 01:22:20,201 I said now, wait 1419 01:22:20,267 --> 01:22:23,201 till the sun shines, Nellie 1420 01:22:23,267 --> 01:22:26,867 when the clouds all go a-driftin' by 1421 01:22:26,934 --> 01:22:30,700 we will be so happy, Nellie 1422 01:22:30,767 --> 01:22:32,834 oh, don't you let me hear you make a sigh 1423 01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:34,834 how dare you sigh, I believe that 1424 01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:38,167 down lovers' Lane we'll wander 1425 01:22:38,234 --> 01:22:42,001 sweetheart, you and I 1426 01:22:42,067 --> 01:22:44,201 wait, wait, wait, now, don't be late 1427 01:22:44,267 --> 01:22:45,533 down by the garden gate 1428 01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:49,201 in the sweet by-and-by 1429 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:55,500 a boodle-ah, a boodle-ah doo day 1430 01:22:55,567 --> 01:22:57,700 driftin' by 1431 01:22:57,767 --> 01:23:01,368 a boodle-ah, a boodle-ah doo day 1432 01:23:01,434 --> 01:23:03,001 oh, baby, let me hear you sigh 1433 01:23:03,067 --> 01:23:04,134 oh... 1434 01:23:04,201 --> 01:23:05,700 Isn't that pitiful? 1435 01:23:05,767 --> 01:23:09,034 Down lovers' Lane we'll wander 1436 01:23:09,101 --> 01:23:12,567 sweetheart, you and I 1437 01:23:12,633 --> 01:23:13,767 oh, well 1438 01:23:13,834 --> 01:23:16,368 I want to hear that wedding bell 1439 01:23:17,401 --> 01:23:20,201 in the sweet by-and-by 1440 01:23:20,267 --> 01:23:23,401 bum, bum, bum, bum 1441 01:23:23,468 --> 01:23:24,734 wait 1442 01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:27,900 till the sun shines, Nellie 1443 01:23:27,967 --> 01:23:31,533 when the clouds go driftin' by 1444 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:35,368 oh, we will be so happy, Nellie 1445 01:23:35,434 --> 01:23:37,301 oh, honey, I'm in love with you 1446 01:23:37,368 --> 01:23:39,500 and I love you, too, let's meander 1447 01:23:39,567 --> 01:23:43,201 down lovers' Lane we'll wander 1448 01:23:43,267 --> 01:23:46,533 sweetheart, you and I 1449 01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:48,834 and after a while, we'll live in style 1450 01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:50,700 and buy a bungalow 1451 01:23:50,767 --> 01:23:52,533 but let's be wise, economize 1452 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,368 we'll use your father's dough 1453 01:23:54,434 --> 01:23:56,368 in the sweet 1454 01:23:56,434 --> 01:23:58,067 in the sweet, sweet 1455 01:23:58,134 --> 01:24:00,301 in the sweet, sweet by 1456 01:24:00,368 --> 01:24:07,834 in the sweet, sweet by-and-by 1457 01:24:11,633 --> 01:24:14,533 uh, look, what do you say? Shall we blow? 1458 01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:15,800 Blow? 1459 01:24:15,867 --> 01:24:17,334 Blow what? 1460 01:24:17,401 --> 01:24:18,834 Blow out of here. 1461 01:24:18,900 --> 01:24:20,234 Oh, so soon? Why? 1462 01:24:20,301 --> 01:24:21,767 Oh, it's... 1463 01:24:21,834 --> 01:24:23,767 It's so unromantic. 1464 01:24:23,834 --> 01:24:25,533 Yoo-hoo! 1465 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:28,700 Peekaboo! Ha ha ha! 1466 01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:32,468 See what I mean? 1467 01:24:32,533 --> 01:24:33,800 Yes. 1468 01:24:33,867 --> 01:24:35,500 Oh, but let's stay anyway. 1469 01:24:36,834 --> 01:24:39,034 I'd like to. 1470 01:24:40,334 --> 01:24:42,134 Oh, then I'd like to. 1471 01:24:44,301 --> 01:24:46,271 I never thought I'd ever be anywhere with a Princess, 1472 01:24:46,301 --> 01:24:47,734 especially you, 1473 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:49,237 and I certainly never thought that a Princess- 1474 01:24:49,267 --> 01:24:50,800 what's it going to be, folks? 1475 01:24:50,867 --> 01:24:52,834 Pigs' feet are very good tonight. 1476 01:24:52,900 --> 01:24:54,834 Have you got any champagne? 1477 01:24:54,900 --> 01:24:56,334 Champagne? Sure. 1478 01:24:56,401 --> 01:24:57,767 Barrels of it. Barrels of it. 1479 01:24:57,834 --> 01:24:59,334 Is it good? 1480 01:24:59,401 --> 01:25:01,334 The best. We make it ourselves. 1481 01:25:01,401 --> 01:25:03,301 Would you care for some? 1482 01:25:03,368 --> 01:25:04,834 Uh, yes. 1483 01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:07,301 Oh, and some pigs' feet, too, huh? 1484 01:25:07,368 --> 01:25:08,800 No, thank you. 1485 01:25:08,867 --> 01:25:10,834 Uh, waiter, just champagne. 1486 01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:12,500 Ok, sport. 1487 01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:19,301 Well, as I was saying, 1488 01:25:19,368 --> 01:25:21,301 here we are. 1489 01:25:21,368 --> 01:25:24,368 I- I still can't believe it yet. 1490 01:25:24,434 --> 01:25:27,334 Maybe I will a little bit later. 1491 01:25:27,401 --> 01:25:29,101 Believe what, Jimmy? 1492 01:25:29,167 --> 01:25:31,867 That what's happened has happened. 1493 01:25:31,934 --> 01:25:33,800 I mean, after all, 1494 01:25:33,867 --> 01:25:37,301 a person like you and a person like me- 1495 01:25:37,368 --> 01:25:39,900 it just can't be, can it? 1496 01:25:39,967 --> 01:25:42,700 But-but it is, isn't it? 1497 01:25:45,867 --> 01:25:48,134 I'm afraid I I don't quite understand. 1498 01:25:48,201 --> 01:25:50,134 Your highness... 1499 01:25:50,201 --> 01:25:52,134 Princess Veronica... 1500 01:25:52,201 --> 01:25:55,633 There's something I've wanted to say for a long time. 1501 01:26:01,401 --> 01:26:04,334 Now, uh, what about the pigs' feet? 1502 01:26:04,401 --> 01:26:05,767 They're nice and tasty. 1503 01:26:05,834 --> 01:26:07,334 No! 1504 01:26:07,401 --> 01:26:10,468 Ok. Maybe a little later on, huh? 1505 01:26:14,401 --> 01:26:16,800 To the happiness of a Princess 1506 01:26:16,867 --> 01:26:18,533 and a nobody. 1507 01:26:19,867 --> 01:26:21,500 So you know? 1508 01:26:21,567 --> 01:26:23,401 Everything. 1509 01:26:25,401 --> 01:26:27,101 What do you think I should do? 1510 01:26:27,167 --> 01:26:28,600 What you want to. 1511 01:26:28,667 --> 01:26:31,001 Never mind what anybody else says. It's your heart. 1512 01:26:31,067 --> 01:26:33,301 What do you care if they-if they call- 1513 01:26:33,368 --> 01:26:35,034 if they call a man a nobody, 1514 01:26:35,101 --> 01:26:37,533 even if he is one for the time being anyway? 1515 01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:39,034 He can outgrow it, can't he? 1516 01:26:39,101 --> 01:26:41,301 Lots of men started out as nobodies. 1517 01:26:41,368 --> 01:26:44,001 Why, look at Lincoln. Look at Napoleon. 1518 01:26:44,067 --> 01:26:45,700 Where? 1519 01:26:47,167 --> 01:26:48,934 I- oh! 1520 01:26:49,001 --> 01:26:50,800 It was you! 1521 01:26:50,867 --> 01:26:52,900 Ha ha ha! 1522 01:26:54,368 --> 01:26:55,767 Oh, Jimmy, 1523 01:26:55,834 --> 01:26:58,267 you said Mr. MacMillan is usually here. 1524 01:26:58,334 --> 01:26:59,800 Yes. 1525 01:26:59,867 --> 01:27:01,301 Well, I don't see him. 1526 01:27:01,368 --> 01:27:03,934 Uh, you won't out here. He stays in the bar. 1527 01:27:04,001 --> 01:27:06,001 Oh. 1528 01:27:07,867 --> 01:27:09,533 See if he's there, will you? 1529 01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:11,234 Yes, your high- 1530 01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:14,301 now? 1531 01:27:14,368 --> 01:27:16,500 Yeah, but, uh... 1532 01:27:36,834 --> 01:27:37,834 All right, gentlemen. 1533 01:27:37,867 --> 01:27:38,800 Make yourselves comfortable. 1534 01:27:38,867 --> 01:27:40,301 Pigs' feet's very good tonight, 1535 01:27:40,368 --> 01:27:41,500 by the way. 1536 01:27:48,834 --> 01:27:50,301 He isn't here. 1537 01:27:50,368 --> 01:27:51,767 Oh. 1538 01:27:51,834 --> 01:27:53,633 Will he be here later? 1539 01:27:53,700 --> 01:27:55,967 Maybe. Uh, shall we go now? 1540 01:27:56,034 --> 01:27:57,468 Oh, no. Not yet. 1541 01:27:57,533 --> 01:28:00,134 Well, it doesn't get any nicer here. 1542 01:28:00,201 --> 01:28:01,633 Oh, well, even so, 1543 01:28:01,700 --> 01:28:03,101 let's stay a little longer. 1544 01:28:03,167 --> 01:28:04,834 Very well. 1545 01:28:06,201 --> 01:28:07,834 Shall we dance? 1546 01:28:13,401 --> 01:28:15,368 Uh, excuse me. 1547 01:28:19,368 --> 01:28:20,834 I thought I told you 1548 01:28:20,900 --> 01:28:22,301 not to run with these rats. 1549 01:28:22,368 --> 01:28:23,700 Well, if it ain't Jimmy. 1550 01:28:23,767 --> 01:28:25,167 Mercy, mercy. Like the monkey suit. 1551 01:28:25,234 --> 01:28:26,714 Albert, go home right away, will you? 1552 01:28:26,767 --> 01:28:27,700 No. 1553 01:28:27,767 --> 01:28:28,667 For me? 1554 01:28:28,734 --> 01:28:31,067 He's with me now. Ain't you, al? 1555 01:28:31,134 --> 01:28:33,767 Yeah. I'm with you now, 1556 01:28:33,834 --> 01:28:35,633 for keeps. 1557 01:28:35,700 --> 01:28:38,700 Albert, w-will you please do as I say? 1558 01:28:38,767 --> 01:28:40,468 Not no more. 1559 01:28:40,533 --> 01:28:42,834 Now he does what I say. Don't you? 1560 01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:44,900 Yeah. What you say. 1561 01:28:44,967 --> 01:28:47,468 Then I say get up. 1562 01:28:49,368 --> 01:28:50,767 Sock this monkey. 1563 01:28:50,834 --> 01:28:52,134 Huh? 1564 01:28:52,201 --> 01:28:53,468 Sock him. 1565 01:28:53,533 --> 01:28:54,767 Him? 1566 01:28:54,834 --> 01:28:56,267 Yeah, him. 1567 01:28:56,334 --> 01:28:57,334 Now? 1568 01:28:57,368 --> 01:28:58,301 Now. 1569 01:28:58,368 --> 01:28:59,767 Go ahead and give it to him. 1570 01:28:59,834 --> 01:29:01,301 Go ahead, Albert. 1571 01:29:01,368 --> 01:29:03,767 You're with him now, for keeps. 1572 01:29:03,834 --> 01:29:05,301 Yeah. 1573 01:29:05,368 --> 01:29:07,167 Right here, and hard. 1574 01:29:07,234 --> 01:29:09,034 Ok, hack. 1575 01:29:10,301 --> 01:29:13,034 Hey, you lunkhead, get out of my pigs' feet! 1576 01:29:13,101 --> 01:29:14,201 Gee, I missed. 1577 01:29:24,134 --> 01:29:26,267 Hey, who do you think you're pushing? 1578 01:29:26,334 --> 01:29:28,434 Hey, cut it out, you guys! 1579 01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:44,500 Run! Beat it! 1580 01:29:52,934 --> 01:29:54,967 Let me go! 1581 01:30:04,434 --> 01:30:06,867 Good evening. Nice fight, isn't it? 1582 01:30:06,934 --> 01:30:08,533 Pardon me. 1583 01:30:22,434 --> 01:30:23,900 Oh, Albert, you're terrific! 1584 01:30:23,967 --> 01:30:25,567 Ain't I? 1585 01:30:35,401 --> 01:30:36,834 Thanks, Mabel. 1586 01:30:45,900 --> 01:30:48,001 Thank you, your highness. 1587 01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:57,934 Break it up! 1588 01:31:03,434 --> 01:31:06,368 Let go of me, you big lug! 1589 01:31:07,401 --> 01:31:08,734 Officer, let her go at once. 1590 01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:10,368 Let her go, I say! 1591 01:31:10,434 --> 01:31:11,867 Oh, you do? 1592 01:31:11,934 --> 01:31:13,368 I command you. 1593 01:31:13,434 --> 01:31:14,867 You command? 1594 01:31:14,934 --> 01:31:17,301 Who do you think you are, the sergeant? 1595 01:31:17,368 --> 01:31:19,767 Let go, I say! Let go of her! 1596 01:31:19,834 --> 01:31:21,533 You let go of her! 1597 01:31:23,434 --> 01:31:24,867 Oh! 1598 01:31:24,934 --> 01:31:26,767 Thanks, dear. Come on. Let's scram! 1599 01:31:26,834 --> 01:31:28,667 Oh! Let me go! Let me go, you big lug! 1600 01:31:28,734 --> 01:31:30,234 Do you need any help? 1601 01:31:30,301 --> 01:31:32,900 Let me go! Jimmy! 1602 01:31:32,967 --> 01:31:34,468 Jimmy! 1603 01:31:34,533 --> 01:31:36,201 Your highness! 1604 01:31:37,368 --> 01:31:39,167 I saw you do that! 1605 01:31:39,234 --> 01:31:42,167 Stop it! Jimmy! 1606 01:31:42,234 --> 01:31:45,401 Oh, let me go, you big brutes! 1607 01:31:45,468 --> 01:31:46,900 Lugs! 1608 01:31:46,967 --> 01:31:48,667 Wait a minute. I know you from somewhere. 1609 01:31:48,734 --> 01:31:50,401 I've seen your face before. Where? 1610 01:31:50,468 --> 01:31:51,867 Rogues' gallery? 1611 01:31:51,934 --> 01:31:53,401 Perhaps. What's your name? 1612 01:31:53,468 --> 01:31:55,167 Don't tell him, dearie. 1613 01:31:55,234 --> 01:31:56,334 Let him guess. 1614 01:31:56,401 --> 01:31:57,834 Well? Well? 1615 01:31:57,900 --> 01:31:59,301 Mabel green. 1616 01:31:59,368 --> 01:32:00,834 What's your racket? What do you do? 1617 01:32:00,900 --> 01:32:04,867 Me? I, uh, I'm a Singapore. I Baghdad in a Bombay. 1618 01:32:04,934 --> 01:32:07,867 I Calcutta the Moscow in Dublin to Hong Kong. 1619 01:32:07,934 --> 01:32:10,767 Oh, a wise guy. Take her away. 1620 01:32:16,234 --> 01:32:17,700 Hello, Mr. MacMillan. 1621 01:32:17,767 --> 01:32:19,201 Oh, hello, captain. 1622 01:32:19,267 --> 01:32:20,667 Did you just get here? 1623 01:32:20,734 --> 01:32:21,867 Yep. 1624 01:32:21,934 --> 01:32:23,368 Too bad. The fight's all over. 1625 01:32:23,434 --> 01:32:24,834 I've seen a fight. 1626 01:32:24,900 --> 01:32:26,368 Well, this one was better than usual. 1627 01:32:26,434 --> 01:32:27,834 Anything special about it? 1628 01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:29,334 No. I've seen bigger ones in there 1629 01:32:29,434 --> 01:32:30,800 and worse ones. 1630 01:32:30,867 --> 01:32:34,001 Then there's no column in it for me. 1631 01:33:12,633 --> 01:33:15,368 Jimmy. Jimmy! 1632 01:33:18,434 --> 01:33:20,500 Jimmy... 1633 01:33:20,567 --> 01:33:22,500 Something must have happened here. 1634 01:33:26,934 --> 01:33:29,401 Where is she? Where's her highness? 1635 01:33:29,468 --> 01:33:31,234 She must have left. 1636 01:33:33,867 --> 01:33:35,800 The cops! They got her in jail! 1637 01:33:35,867 --> 01:33:38,267 Albert, I'm ruined. What am I going to do? 1638 01:33:38,334 --> 01:33:39,967 Well, go and tell her folks. 1639 01:33:40,034 --> 01:33:41,468 They'll spring her. 1640 01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:43,134 They'll get a heebius corpius. 1641 01:33:43,201 --> 01:33:45,334 Yeah. Yeah. That's what I got to do, I guess. 1642 01:33:45,401 --> 01:33:46,800 I got to go and tell them. 1643 01:33:46,867 --> 01:33:48,334 You know something, Jimmy? 1644 01:33:48,401 --> 01:33:49,334 What? 1645 01:33:49,401 --> 01:33:51,034 They're going to resent this. 1646 01:33:53,301 --> 01:33:54,867 Haven't you any idea where she went? 1647 01:33:54,934 --> 01:33:57,001 I only know with whom she went. 1648 01:33:57,067 --> 01:33:59,334 And on this night, of all nights. 1649 01:33:59,401 --> 01:34:01,767 Now, where would a fellow like this- 1650 01:34:01,834 --> 01:34:03,267 chimney. 1651 01:34:03,334 --> 01:34:05,334 This chimney be apt to take her? 1652 01:34:05,401 --> 01:34:07,834 To a chop-suey parlor, I daresay. 1653 01:34:07,900 --> 01:34:10,301 We could look for her in those places. 1654 01:34:10,368 --> 01:34:12,334 No! We might find her! 1655 01:34:12,401 --> 01:34:15,967 Well, a fine thing for our country that would be, eh? 1656 01:34:16,034 --> 01:34:18,834 Think! Think of what history would say- 1657 01:34:18,900 --> 01:34:20,867 her majesty Veronica I 1658 01:34:20,934 --> 01:34:23,867 received the news that she had become queen 1659 01:34:23,934 --> 01:34:26,867 whilst she was carousing in a chop-suey joint 1660 01:34:26,934 --> 01:34:28,334 with a bellboy. 1661 01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:34,134 Hello? 1662 01:34:34,201 --> 01:34:37,301 Hold on to the wire, please. 1663 01:34:37,368 --> 01:34:38,800 A newspaper. 1664 01:34:38,867 --> 01:34:40,533 I'll speak to them. 1665 01:34:42,368 --> 01:34:46,767 This is the ambassador, yanos Von lankofitz. 1666 01:34:46,834 --> 01:34:48,800 Yes. That is correct. 1667 01:34:48,867 --> 01:34:53,301 His late majesty the king had the misfortune 1668 01:34:53,368 --> 01:34:57,334 to fall down the palace stairs. 1669 01:34:57,401 --> 01:35:02,900 I'm sorry, but queen Veronica can see no one tonight. 1670 01:35:02,967 --> 01:35:06,034 She has retired to her room. 1671 01:35:10,900 --> 01:35:13,834 Can you spare another cigarette, Mabel? 1672 01:35:13,900 --> 01:35:15,800 Sure. Help yourself... kid. 1673 01:35:15,867 --> 01:35:17,334 Thanks. 1674 01:35:17,401 --> 01:35:18,800 You, too. 1675 01:35:18,867 --> 01:35:20,500 Thanks, dearie. 1676 01:35:22,234 --> 01:35:24,834 Gee! Are these real rocks? 1677 01:35:24,900 --> 01:35:27,368 No. They're diamonds. 1678 01:35:27,434 --> 01:35:29,867 Somebody's got a daddy. 1679 01:35:29,934 --> 01:35:32,267 Jeeps! Are you lucky! 1680 01:35:32,334 --> 01:35:34,633 A face like that... 1681 01:35:34,700 --> 01:35:37,301 And a case like this. 1682 01:35:37,368 --> 01:35:38,800 Do you like it? 1683 01:35:38,867 --> 01:35:40,301 Boy, do I! 1684 01:35:40,368 --> 01:35:41,800 Keep it. 1685 01:35:41,867 --> 01:35:43,267 For keeps? 1686 01:35:43,334 --> 01:35:44,800 Sure. 1687 01:35:44,867 --> 01:35:46,767 Jeeps! Thanks, Mabel. 1688 01:35:46,834 --> 01:35:49,301 Hey, it ain't hot, is it? 1689 01:35:49,368 --> 01:35:50,800 Hot? 1690 01:35:50,867 --> 01:35:53,101 Mabel green. 1691 01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:01,134 Hello, Mabel. 1692 01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:09,167 She received the news with her customary dignity. 1693 01:36:09,234 --> 01:36:12,700 Uh, well, at first, she didn't say anything. 1694 01:36:12,767 --> 01:36:15,334 She was too moved to speak. 1695 01:36:16,900 --> 01:36:18,434 Attention, everyone! 1696 01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:20,401 Be ready! The queen is here! 1697 01:36:22,468 --> 01:36:24,633 Oh, good-bye. 1698 01:36:29,734 --> 01:36:33,767 The king is dead! Long live the queen! 1699 01:36:33,834 --> 01:36:36,468 Long live the queen! Long live- 1700 01:36:39,234 --> 01:36:41,667 chimney! 1701 01:36:44,368 --> 01:36:46,267 Where is her majesty? 1702 01:36:46,334 --> 01:36:48,267 The queen! Where is the queen? 1703 01:36:48,334 --> 01:36:50,301 Queen? Queen! Oh, my golly! 1704 01:36:50,368 --> 01:36:51,767 Where is she? 1705 01:36:51,834 --> 01:36:53,301 Well, she, um, she, um- 1706 01:36:53,368 --> 01:36:54,800 and it's all my fault! 1707 01:36:54,867 --> 01:36:56,134 What happened? 1708 01:36:56,201 --> 01:36:57,434 An accident! 1709 01:36:57,500 --> 01:36:58,967 No, no! It wasn't an accident. 1710 01:36:59,034 --> 01:37:00,468 Then what was it? 1711 01:37:00,533 --> 01:37:01,967 Chimney, tell, but quick. 1712 01:37:02,034 --> 01:37:05,134 Well, we, uh, we-we got into a fight. 1713 01:37:05,201 --> 01:37:06,600 He attacked her! 1714 01:37:06,667 --> 01:37:08,134 Yes! Look at him! 1715 01:37:08,201 --> 01:37:10,667 Assassin! 1716 01:37:10,734 --> 01:37:12,334 Let me go, I tell you! She's all right! 1717 01:37:13,667 --> 01:37:14,934 Her majesty! 1718 01:37:15,001 --> 01:37:16,167 Help! Help! 1719 01:37:19,234 --> 01:37:20,800 The king is dead! 1720 01:37:20,867 --> 01:37:23,001 Long live the queen! 1721 01:37:25,067 --> 01:37:26,500 Oh, pardon me. 1722 01:37:26,567 --> 01:37:28,334 I thought you was fighting. 1723 01:37:28,401 --> 01:37:30,201 That is one of the murderers! 1724 01:37:30,267 --> 01:37:34,567 Huh? Me? Oh, no, ma'am. 1725 01:37:34,633 --> 01:37:37,167 Ok, Jimmy. If you need me, holler. 1726 01:37:38,368 --> 01:37:39,567 Good night, all. 1727 01:37:39,633 --> 01:37:41,067 Now, where is she? 1728 01:37:41,134 --> 01:37:42,533 You tell us, or I'll- 1729 01:37:42,600 --> 01:37:44,234 is that nice, pulling a knife on him? 1730 01:37:44,301 --> 01:37:46,368 Well, where is she? 1731 01:37:46,434 --> 01:37:48,201 I know. 1732 01:37:48,267 --> 01:37:49,500 Let him talk. 1733 01:37:49,567 --> 01:37:50,834 Where? 1734 01:37:50,900 --> 01:37:52,167 Tell us. 1735 01:37:52,234 --> 01:37:53,167 In the cooler. 1736 01:37:53,234 --> 01:37:54,167 Where? 1737 01:37:54,234 --> 01:37:55,134 In the hoosegow. 1738 01:37:55,234 --> 01:37:57,201 He means her majesty's in jail. 1739 01:37:57,267 --> 01:37:59,167 Jail! Oh, my poor country! 1740 01:37:59,234 --> 01:38:01,700 Well, do something! You're a diplomat! Do something! 1741 01:38:01,767 --> 01:38:04,201 Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes. Now tell me- 1742 01:38:04,267 --> 01:38:07,434 Mr. pufi! Mr. pufi! Go call the white house! 1743 01:38:07,500 --> 01:38:09,301 Person- to-person? 1744 01:38:09,368 --> 01:38:10,800 Yes! 1745 01:38:10,867 --> 01:38:13,034 Uh, why is she in the jail? 1746 01:38:13,101 --> 01:38:14,500 She was pinched. 1747 01:38:14,567 --> 01:38:15,500 Pinched? 1748 01:38:15,567 --> 01:38:16,500 Where? 1749 01:38:16,567 --> 01:38:18,134 He means arrested. 1750 01:38:18,201 --> 01:38:21,700 Oh, oh, but-but what for? What did she do? 1751 01:38:21,767 --> 01:38:23,267 Well, a bull pushed her around, 1752 01:38:23,334 --> 01:38:25,500 so naturally, she took a sock at the bull. 1753 01:38:25,567 --> 01:38:26,500 Cow? 1754 01:38:26,567 --> 01:38:27,500 Bull. 1755 01:38:27,567 --> 01:38:29,734 She resisted arrest. 1756 01:38:29,800 --> 01:38:32,267 And how! Boy, did she battle! 1757 01:38:32,334 --> 01:38:36,267 Operation, I want Washington. 1758 01:38:36,334 --> 01:38:38,267 Washington! 1759 01:38:38,334 --> 01:38:42,267 Where the white house is. 1760 01:38:42,334 --> 01:38:45,134 Yes. Person-to-person. 1761 01:38:54,201 --> 01:38:57,001 Yes, that's you. Mabel green. 1762 01:38:59,267 --> 01:39:01,267 I wish you really were Mabel green. 1763 01:39:01,334 --> 01:39:03,301 Oh, yes. 1764 01:39:03,368 --> 01:39:05,301 Paul... 1765 01:39:05,368 --> 01:39:07,301 I'm going to be Mabel green. 1766 01:39:07,368 --> 01:39:09,301 And give up your job as Princess? 1767 01:39:09,368 --> 01:39:10,800 Uh-huh. 1768 01:39:10,867 --> 01:39:12,301 But can you? 1769 01:39:12,368 --> 01:39:13,767 I think so. 1770 01:39:13,834 --> 01:39:15,800 It isn't much of a job, 1771 01:39:15,867 --> 01:39:18,334 and they don't really need a Princess. 1772 01:39:18,401 --> 01:39:21,567 Well, I think we ought to talk this over, miss green. 1773 01:39:24,533 --> 01:39:27,167 Uh-huh. It's the nicest one in town. 1774 01:39:29,301 --> 01:39:31,334 Her majesty! 1775 01:39:33,700 --> 01:39:35,167 The king is dead! 1776 01:39:35,234 --> 01:39:36,667 Long live the queen! 1777 01:39:36,734 --> 01:39:43,800 The king is dead! Long live the queen! 1778 01:39:43,867 --> 01:39:45,767 Long live the queen. 1779 01:39:49,834 --> 01:39:52,067 Your majesty. 1780 01:39:54,401 --> 01:39:55,867 'Twill be an honor to serve you. 1781 01:39:55,934 --> 01:39:57,201 Thank you. 1782 01:39:57,267 --> 01:39:58,700 May I say that it would be 1783 01:39:58,767 --> 01:40:00,201 most advisable for our queen 1784 01:40:00,267 --> 01:40:02,500 to return to her country as soon as possible? 1785 01:40:03,934 --> 01:40:06,001 I have ventured to make arrangements 1786 01:40:06,067 --> 01:40:08,368 for your majesty to sail tomorrow 1787 01:40:08,434 --> 01:40:10,368 if that is your wish. 1788 01:40:10,434 --> 01:40:11,867 Yes. 1789 01:40:13,267 --> 01:40:15,234 Tomorrow. 1790 01:40:16,600 --> 01:40:18,234 Your majesty. 1791 01:40:23,434 --> 01:40:26,267 Well, I guess this does it. 1792 01:40:26,334 --> 01:40:30,867 I mean, it's going to make a lot of difference... to us. 1793 01:40:30,934 --> 01:40:33,334 It means we've got to say good-bye, 1794 01:40:33,401 --> 01:40:34,834 so let's say it now. 1795 01:40:34,900 --> 01:40:37,834 It isn't going to get any easier to say. 1796 01:40:37,900 --> 01:40:40,834 Jimmy, I'd like to have you go with me 1797 01:40:40,900 --> 01:40:42,500 if you want to. 1798 01:40:42,567 --> 01:40:44,967 You don't have to decide now, 1799 01:40:45,034 --> 01:40:46,468 but if you do want to go, 1800 01:40:46,533 --> 01:40:47,900 be here tomorrow by noon. 1801 01:40:47,967 --> 01:40:52,034 Now go home and think it over. 1802 01:40:57,301 --> 01:40:59,034 Oh, thanks, Albert. 1803 01:40:59,101 --> 01:41:00,867 You're welcome, Jimmy. 1804 01:41:00,934 --> 01:41:02,368 Where is it? 1805 01:41:02,434 --> 01:41:03,867 Huh? What? 1806 01:41:03,934 --> 01:41:05,334 The toothbrush. 1807 01:41:05,401 --> 01:41:07,368 Gee, I-i forgot to get it. 1808 01:41:07,434 --> 01:41:09,633 Well, where have you been all this time? 1809 01:41:11,934 --> 01:41:14,101 Oh, I was going to tell her. 1810 01:41:14,167 --> 01:41:15,404 Jimmy, she said would you please 1811 01:41:15,434 --> 01:41:16,867 come up and see her before you go. 1812 01:41:16,934 --> 01:41:18,301 Of course I will. 1813 01:41:22,900 --> 01:41:23,900 Jimmy? 1814 01:41:23,934 --> 01:41:24,867 What? 1815 01:41:24,934 --> 01:41:26,334 Can I go with you? 1816 01:41:26,401 --> 01:41:27,401 What? 1817 01:41:27,434 --> 01:41:28,867 Just down to the boat. 1818 01:41:28,934 --> 01:41:30,567 Oh, sure. 1819 01:41:32,900 --> 01:41:33,834 Yeah? 1820 01:41:33,900 --> 01:41:35,334 Can I carry your bag? 1821 01:41:35,401 --> 01:41:38,533 Sure. 1822 01:41:55,301 --> 01:41:58,001 That's the only one I ever had took. 1823 01:41:58,067 --> 01:41:59,468 Aw, thanks, Albert. 1824 01:41:59,533 --> 01:42:01,167 Listen, when I get over there, 1825 01:42:01,234 --> 01:42:02,900 I'm going to send for you. 1826 01:42:02,967 --> 01:42:04,867 For me? You will? 1827 01:42:04,934 --> 01:42:06,251 Yeah. I'm going to fix you up 1828 01:42:06,252 --> 01:42:07,700 with a nice, soft job in the palace. 1829 01:42:07,767 --> 01:42:09,034 Lots of dough, nothing to do. 1830 01:42:09,101 --> 01:42:12,067 Gee, that sounds very enjoyable. 1831 01:42:13,434 --> 01:42:15,500 I wish I could take it, 1832 01:42:15,567 --> 01:42:17,001 but I can't. 1833 01:42:17,067 --> 01:42:19,201 I can't ever come over there. 1834 01:42:19,267 --> 01:42:21,368 Who'd take care of Leslie? 1835 01:42:30,434 --> 01:42:32,368 I'll close that for you. 1836 01:42:32,434 --> 01:42:35,800 Look, be ready to go when I come back, will you? 1837 01:42:35,867 --> 01:42:37,434 I'll only be a minute. 1838 01:43:02,900 --> 01:43:04,334 Is that you, Jimmy? 1839 01:43:04,401 --> 01:43:05,967 Yeah, it's me. 1840 01:43:07,334 --> 01:43:09,034 Come in, Jimmy. 1841 01:43:13,434 --> 01:43:14,867 Hello, your majesty. 1842 01:43:14,934 --> 01:43:18,368 Oh, Jimmy, I think it's the most wonderful thing 1843 01:43:18,434 --> 01:43:20,368 that's ever happened to anybody, 1844 01:43:20,434 --> 01:43:22,368 and I'm so glad it happened to you. 1845 01:43:22,434 --> 01:43:24,867 Oh, just imagine- king James. 1846 01:43:24,934 --> 01:43:27,368 Well, it's not quite settled yet. 1847 01:43:27,434 --> 01:43:29,834 Oh, but it will be. I'm sure it will, 1848 01:43:29,900 --> 01:43:33,167 just as soon as they get to know you over there. 1849 01:43:33,234 --> 01:43:36,700 Why, they'll say, "where could she we find a better one?" 1850 01:43:36,767 --> 01:43:39,167 And they'll see how good and kind... 1851 01:43:39,234 --> 01:43:40,800 And-and handsome you are, 1852 01:43:40,867 --> 01:43:43,834 and they'll see how you're always doing things for people 1853 01:43:43,900 --> 01:43:45,301 to make them happy, 1854 01:43:45,368 --> 01:43:48,800 even if they can't do anything for you, 1855 01:43:48,867 --> 01:43:52,700 and they'll see how everybody loves you, and... 1856 01:43:54,234 --> 01:43:56,334 Good-bye, Jimmy. 1857 01:43:56,401 --> 01:43:59,834 Thank you, and god bless you. 1858 01:43:59,900 --> 01:44:03,967 Good-bye. 1859 01:44:16,401 --> 01:44:18,468 Leslie, I-i- 1860 01:44:18,533 --> 01:44:21,734 oh, I don't want you to worry about me. 1861 01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:23,567 You don't have to anymore. 1862 01:44:23,633 --> 01:44:25,101 I'll be all right. 1863 01:44:25,167 --> 01:44:26,567 I've got a job, 1864 01:44:26,633 --> 01:44:28,301 a good one. 1865 01:44:28,368 --> 01:44:29,967 Doing what? 1866 01:44:30,034 --> 01:44:32,001 Dancing. 1867 01:44:32,067 --> 01:44:34,767 Dancing! But- 1868 01:44:34,834 --> 01:44:37,368 oh, but, Jimmy, I'm well, all well. 1869 01:44:37,434 --> 01:44:39,967 Why, I can walk miles and miles. 1870 01:44:40,034 --> 01:44:41,633 I wasn't going to tell you. 1871 01:44:41,700 --> 01:44:43,301 I was going to surprise you 1872 01:44:43,368 --> 01:44:44,800 by coming down to the boat. 1873 01:44:44,867 --> 01:44:48,468 Of course, I'll come anyway. I'm very strong now. 1874 01:44:48,533 --> 01:44:51,600 Are you? Really? 1875 01:44:51,667 --> 01:44:54,134 Oh, yes. 1876 01:44:56,700 --> 01:44:58,734 I'll show you. 1877 01:45:29,468 --> 01:45:31,368 Oh, Leslie, darling. 1878 01:45:31,434 --> 01:45:32,800 Oh, you've got to get well. 1879 01:45:32,867 --> 01:45:34,301 I'm going to make you get well. 1880 01:45:34,368 --> 01:45:35,767 I don't know how. 1881 01:45:35,834 --> 01:45:37,301 I don't know what I can do, 1882 01:45:37,368 --> 01:45:39,633 except to- to love you very much 1883 01:45:39,700 --> 01:45:42,267 and go on doing things to show you 1884 01:45:42,368 --> 01:45:44,800 that I-i do love you very much. 1885 01:45:44,867 --> 01:45:46,800 Oh, Jimmy, I want to believe you. 1886 01:45:46,867 --> 01:45:48,301 I'm going to believe you, 1887 01:45:48,368 --> 01:45:50,201 even though I know it's not true. 1888 01:45:53,368 --> 01:45:54,700 It is true. 1889 01:45:54,767 --> 01:45:56,034 But you're going away. 1890 01:45:56,101 --> 01:45:57,034 No. 1891 01:45:57,101 --> 01:45:58,101 With a queen. 1892 01:45:58,134 --> 01:46:00,334 No. I'm staying right here... 1893 01:46:00,401 --> 01:46:02,201 With a Princess. 1894 01:46:05,734 --> 01:46:07,134 Oh! 1895 01:46:07,201 --> 01:46:08,667 What is it, Jimmy? 1896 01:46:08,734 --> 01:46:10,667 I've got to do it. 1897 01:46:10,734 --> 01:46:12,167 What? 1898 01:46:12,234 --> 01:46:14,201 I've got to tell her. 1899 01:46:14,267 --> 01:46:19,001 Oh, yes. I suppose you must. 1900 01:46:19,067 --> 01:46:20,867 It's going to be tough, 1901 01:46:20,934 --> 01:46:22,368 telling a queen. 1902 01:46:22,434 --> 01:46:27,334 The poor thing. I'm so sorry for her. 1903 01:46:27,401 --> 01:46:29,834 Jimmy... 1904 01:46:29,900 --> 01:46:32,867 Let her down easy. 1905 01:46:47,368 --> 01:46:48,637 We could start to begin to go now to the boat. 1906 01:46:48,667 --> 01:46:51,434 Get your hat. It's time, high time. 1907 01:46:51,500 --> 01:46:53,800 Veronica, we must be going. 1908 01:46:53,867 --> 01:46:55,301 Oh, hello, Jimmy. 1909 01:46:55,368 --> 01:46:57,301 Veronica, we should be leaving. 1910 01:46:57,368 --> 01:46:58,767 In a minute. 1911 01:46:58,834 --> 01:47:01,267 I'd just about given you up. 1912 01:47:01,334 --> 01:47:04,234 I've got to talk to you about something, 1913 01:47:04,301 --> 01:47:05,800 and that's it. 1914 01:47:05,867 --> 01:47:07,468 What? 1915 01:47:07,533 --> 01:47:09,301 Giving me up. 1916 01:47:09,368 --> 01:47:11,334 Please don't hate me. 1917 01:47:11,401 --> 01:47:12,834 I don't. 1918 01:47:12,900 --> 01:47:14,334 You will. 1919 01:47:14,401 --> 01:47:15,800 Why? 1920 01:47:15,867 --> 01:47:18,334 I- I wish it could be, 1921 01:47:18,401 --> 01:47:21,334 but it just can't be, that's all. 1922 01:47:21,401 --> 01:47:23,334 What can't be, Jimmy? 1923 01:47:23,401 --> 01:47:25,034 Us. 1924 01:47:25,101 --> 01:47:28,667 I thought it was the real thing, too, 1925 01:47:28,734 --> 01:47:32,267 but-but it isn't. I know that now. 1926 01:47:32,334 --> 01:47:35,167 You'll know it, too, in time. 1927 01:47:37,301 --> 01:47:40,267 Jimmy, what are you trying to tell me? 1928 01:47:40,334 --> 01:47:42,267 Veronica, we must go. 1929 01:47:42,334 --> 01:47:43,934 Not yet. 1930 01:47:44,001 --> 01:47:45,533 Go on. 1931 01:47:45,600 --> 01:47:48,301 You're wonderful, 1932 01:47:48,368 --> 01:47:51,667 but there's somebody else. 1933 01:47:51,734 --> 01:47:56,800 I know now that there always was somebody else. 1934 01:47:56,867 --> 01:47:59,301 I'm sorry. 1935 01:47:59,368 --> 01:48:02,934 Anyway, I'd-I'd make a heck of a king. 1936 01:48:06,468 --> 01:48:08,434 Well, good-bye, queen Veronica. 1937 01:48:08,500 --> 01:48:11,834 Thank you very much for-for letting me be near you 1938 01:48:11,900 --> 01:48:13,533 for a little while. 1939 01:48:16,234 --> 01:48:18,401 Good-bye, Jimmy. 1940 01:48:23,867 --> 01:48:25,334 Good-bye, chimney. 1941 01:48:25,401 --> 01:48:27,001 Good-bye, Mr. pufi. 1942 01:48:34,468 --> 01:48:37,401 Did you hear him? Most extraordinary! 1943 01:48:37,468 --> 01:48:40,401 What did he mean? Do you know? 1944 01:48:40,468 --> 01:48:43,401 No, but does it matter? 1945 01:48:43,468 --> 01:48:44,900 Coming, Veronica? 1946 01:48:44,967 --> 01:48:47,934 It seems to matter to her majesty. 1947 01:48:48,001 --> 01:48:49,934 What he said! A bellboy! 1948 01:48:50,001 --> 01:48:51,434 Crazy, no doubt. 1949 01:48:51,500 --> 01:48:52,934 Must be. 1950 01:48:53,001 --> 01:48:54,934 No. He's not the one who's crazy. 1951 01:48:55,001 --> 01:48:56,900 Do you know what he just did? 1952 01:48:56,967 --> 01:48:58,434 Tell me on the boat, dear. 1953 01:48:58,500 --> 01:48:59,767 No. Now. 1954 01:48:59,834 --> 01:49:01,267 What did he do, your majesty? 1955 01:49:01,334 --> 01:49:02,767 He gave me up. 1956 01:49:02,834 --> 01:49:05,234 Yes. He gave up a queen, 1957 01:49:05,301 --> 01:49:07,767 and he gave up a throne. 1958 01:49:07,834 --> 01:49:10,767 He could have been a king, he thought, 1959 01:49:10,834 --> 01:49:14,667 but he wanted to be something better than a king. 1960 01:49:14,734 --> 01:49:17,800 A bellboy! A bellboy! A bellboy! 1961 01:49:17,867 --> 01:49:20,834 Yes, but a bellboy in love, 1962 01:49:20,900 --> 01:49:23,834 and if he can do it- 1963 01:49:23,900 --> 01:49:26,334 your majesty! Where are you going? 1964 01:49:26,401 --> 01:49:27,139 I abdicate. 1965 01:49:27,140 --> 01:49:28,140 No! No abdicate! 1966 01:49:31,900 --> 01:49:34,368 I'm in love with you 1967 01:49:34,434 --> 01:49:36,533 honey, ooh ooh 1968 01:49:36,600 --> 01:49:38,867 say you love me, too 1969 01:49:38,934 --> 01:49:41,001 honey, ooh ooh 1970 01:49:41,067 --> 01:49:43,500 no one else but you 1971 01:49:43,567 --> 01:49:45,700 shall we dance, Leslie? 1972 01:49:45,767 --> 01:49:50,334 It's funny, but it's true 1973 01:49:50,401 --> 01:49:52,700 loved you from the start 1974 01:49:52,767 --> 01:49:54,900 honey, ooh ooh 1975 01:49:54,967 --> 01:49:57,234 bless your little heart 1976 01:49:57,301 --> 01:49:59,401 honey, ooh ooh 1977 01:49:59,468 --> 01:50:04,034 every day will be so sunny 1978 01:50:04,101 --> 01:50:10,001 honey, with you 1979 01:50:15,468 --> 01:50:19,834 every day will be so sunny 1980 01:50:19,900 --> 01:50:22,201 and they lived happily ever after. 1981 01:50:22,267 --> 01:50:24,434 Funny, but it's true 133378

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