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♪ ♪

NARRATOR:
This is my boss, Jonathan Hart,
a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady who knows
how to take care of herself.

By the way, my name is Max.

I take care of both of them,
which ain't easy,

'cause when they met,
it was murder.

♪ ♪

[WHIMPERS]

♪ ♪

JENNIFER:
We should go to Japan
more often.

Don't you think it would be fun

if we did a little bit
of redecorating?

You know,
put a few shoji screens

and some grass mats.

JONATHAN:
You mean, sleep on the floor
in one of those beds

that have those little blocks
for pillows?

Well, I wouldn't go that far.

No geishas?

We always have Max.
He cuts a mean sushi.

Well, what do you think?

I think we'll be the hit
of Mildred's costume party.

You do, huh?
Give me a little kiss.

Ah. Eh, eh, eh.

What is this?

Oh, I'm not trying
to give you the brushoff.

All you samurai are alike.

It's really easy once you
get the cross-reference system.

Personnel said I'd be
doing secretarial work.

Oh, don't worry, you will.

Everybody starts out this way
and works their way up.

[PHONE RINGING]
This way you get the whole idea

and you learn how
the company runs.

Excuse me.

Mr. Hart's office.

Uh, yes, she is.

Mindy, it's for you.

For me?

Yeah, you can
take it over there.

Hello.
MAN: Hello, Mindy.

I'm so pleased
to have finally found you.

Oh, good morning,
Mr. Hart.

Welcome back.
How was Tokyo?

Mindy, are you there?

Yes.

We were at your apartment
this morning.

It was disappointing
not to find you in it.

I'll get them right over to you.
Bye.

So we thought we'd drop by

and chat about... things.

[LINE CLICKS]

An hour?

Never mind.
I'll call someone else.

Thank you. Bye.

[SIGHS]

Anything wrong?

No, I'm fine.

[SIGHS]
Well, I'm not.

I've got to get these papers
over to Mr. Hart.

He's got a very important
meeting this afternoon.

I could take them.

You could?
Yeah.

Would you?

Sure.

♪ ♪

DEANNE:
Yes, Mr. Connolly.

Right. No problem.
Bye-bye.

Hi.
Hi.

I was told I could find
Mindy Vernon here.

I'm her sister.

Oh, you just missed her.
I'm sorry.

She took some very important
papers over to Mr. Hart's house.

Oh, darn it.

I came all the way down
from Saskatchewan, Canada.

Oh, well, you're welcome
to wait, if you'd like.

She should be back
in about an hour or so.

Would you excuse me?

I'll be back in a minute.

Feel free.

MINDY:
It's Mindy Vernon
from the office.

MAX [OVER INTERCOM]:
Okay. Come on up.

♪ ♪

Well, we've come this far.

We can wait a little longer.

[KNOCKING]

Hello, I'm Mindy.

Hi, Mindy, I'm Max.
Come on in.

How about a cup of coffee,
Mindy?

I'm just cooking up
a fresh batch.

That would be nice.
Thank you.

How do you like it?

Black.
Fine.

Make yourself at home.
I'll be right back.

[SIGHS]

[TOY SQUEAKS]

No thanks, I don't really feel
like playing, honey.

♪ ♪

It's okay.

[SQUEAKS]

Here you go.

Freeway,
stop bothering the lady.

Oh, he's no bother.
Thank you.

Have you got the papers
for Mr. H?

Yes.

Here they are.
Oh, thanks.

I'll go see if he's got anything
to go back to the office.

I'll be right back.

♪ ♪

Max!

[BARKS]

Hi, Mr. H.

What do you think?
You look great.

There's a young lady here
from the office.

Darling, we've got company.

Oh.

She delivered this,

and she's waiting for whatever
you got to go back.

How do you do?
I'm Jonathan Hart.

This is my wife, Jennifer.

Hello, I'm Mindy Vernon.

How do you do?
Would you like a cup of tea?

No, thank you.

I have some coffee.

They're really a lot of fun.

Yes, I can see that. Yes.

♪ ♪

All right, where is it?

Someplace safe.

Did you leave it
with your friends?

You really expect me
to tell you?

I'd rather you did.

You know what a cutting edge
Ciro has to his conversation.

Did you leave it
with that Hart fellow?

[SCOFFS]

If I tell you,
you kill me. Right?

Could be.

In any case,
I'm going to get it.

I have nothing to lose, have I?

Ciro.

Talk to her.

♪ ♪

Please, Ciro.

I was always very nice to you.

[CIRO SCREAMS]

We're going to have
to do something

about improving
your personality.

[LAUGHS]

I don't know, Guido,

I'm leaning more toward
a Neapolitan crust.

Ah, then don't lean too close,
or else you'll get sauce on you.

You get it? Huh?

[LAUGHING]

That's a good one.

Okay.

What do you want to put on top?

Oh, you know, the usual.

Onions, green peppers,
extra cheese and anchovies.

And pepperoni,
No pepperoni, Mrs. Hart?

You love pepperoni.

Oh, Guido,

how could I forget?

You see, you saved my pizza.

No need to tell you,

the pizza will be delivered
personally by me, Guido.

Thank you.
And make it a small.

When do you want it?

Oh. Let's see. It's 5:00 now.

How about around 8?

And please make sure
the anchovies are fresh.

Hey, Mrs. Hart,
I only use 100-year-old fish.

A hundred years old?

Because no anchovy is worth
its salt before that.

You get it?

[LAUGHS]
Of course.

Bye-bye, Guido.

Darling,

you're home early.
Yeah.

I just talked to Guido.

I told him to deliver
the pizza at 8.

Ah, great.
Why don't you grab a shower,

and I'll open a bottle
of Valpolicella?

Okay.
I'll be down in 20 minutes.

I'll be up in 10.

[LAUGHS]

Now, let's see.

What goes with
Valpolicella and pizza?

Ah.

No, that'll get stains on it.

Mm-hm.
Ah! There we go.

That's perfect.

[GASPS]

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You're obviously not
the pizza people.

No. We don't deliver, Mr. Hart.

We only pick up.

Put the wine bottle down,
please.

[BOTTLE CLINKS]

What is it that you're exactly
here to pick up?

Who else is in the house?

No one.

Oh, you've forgotten your wife?

You two been
going together long?

Jonathan!

Jonathan!

Oh, darling.

Who are these people?

MAN:
Who we are
is not important.

What is important is that

we can do our business
in a very civilized manner,

or we can kill you
and manage without you.

♪ ♪

[SQUEAKING]

Get that dog out of here!

Freeway, go on.

I get the feeling you're here
for more than the silverware,

Mister, uh...
Kruger.

I'll take the bullet, please.

Bullet?

What bullet?

What are you talking about?

We know Mindy left it here.

Mindy.

The girl from your office?

What has she got to do with it?

The late Miss Vernon
had everything to do with it.

How... late is she?

Permanently overdue.

Obviously this bullet is not
the Lone Ranger's silver bullet.

I'm not sure
I catch your meaning.

There's no intrinsic value.

No.

More, uh... sentimental value.

The bullet has been used.

Very good, Mr. Hart.

The bullet has your name on it.

That's about it.

And somebody found it someplace
where it shouldn't be.
Yes.

In the body of an ex-associate.

Uh... You know,
we are due right now

at a dinner party,

and if we don't show up,

they're gonna be
very concerned about us.

[PHONE RINGING]

That's probably them
calling right now,

trying to find out where we are.

And it's a very special dinner

because it's the police
commissioner's 50th anniversary.

Answer it.

Carefully.

Hart residence.

MAX:
Hey, Mrs. H, how's it going?

Um, uh, fine, Max.
Just fine.

Things here are going
pretty good too.

I think it's going
to be a long night.

Really?

For us too.

Tell her to hurry it up.

Darling.

We'd better get going.

What is Mr. H saying?

Oh.

That was the television.

But this line
doesn't go into the bedroom.

You're right.
No, it doesn't.

Oh, Mr. H took the set
down to the living room.

No.

Well, I'll see you at breakfast.

[CHUCKLES]

I hope so.

[HANGS UP]

KRUGER:
Look, I'm not gonna play
games with you people.

It's not in my nature
to be patient.

Mr. Kruger...

we don't know anything
about your bullet.

And if we did,

we certainly wouldn't put
our lives on the line for it.

Honestly.

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

What's that?

JENNIFER:
The gate.

Probably
the police commissioner,

wondering where we are.

Ciro.

Yeah?

MAN:
Sergeant Cosgrove,
Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

I'd like a few words
with Mr. Hart.

I was close.

Come up.

♪ ♪

[PIANO PLAYING CHEERFUL SONG]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Oh, uh, good evening.
Mr. Hart?

Mr. Hart, I'm Sergeant
Harry Cosgrove, RCMP.

KRUGER:
Come in, sergeant.

Jennifer, we have a guest.

Max, did you take care
of that little matter?

Very good.

See to the cars, would you?

I'm sorry to barge in like this,
Mr. Hart, but it is important.

No problem.
It happens all the time.

My wife, Jennifer.

Pleased to meet you.

It's a pleasure.

Uh, please, uh, have a seat.

Would you care for a drink?

Uh, no. No, thank you.

He doesn't have much of a tan

for somebody from sunny
Southern California, eh?

Oh, our chauffer.

Uh, no, he's a bit
of a night person.

Not much fun and sun.

Don't worry, darling.

You know what they say
about the Mounties.

What?

They always get their man.

JENNIFER:
Jonathan, look!

Look?

Oh, I'm sorry.

There's a nail clipper
on the desk.

Can you reach it?

Not from here.

Freeway.

[WHISTLES]

Freeway, get the nail clipper
on the desk, boy. Go on.

He doesn't understand you.

We sent him to obedience school,
what did they teach him?

Go on, Freeway.
Go on. Get it, boy.

They didn't teach him
to fetch a nail clipper.

I'll get right down
to business, Mr. Hart.

You might have read
in the newspaper a few weeks ago

about this big drug bust
in Toronto, eh?

No, I can't say
that I caught that.

Did you read about that,
Jennifer?

No, not me.

Interesting,

but what does this
have to do with us?

Just getting to that.

We traced a girl by the name
of Mindy Vernon to your company.

Indeed, I...

I don't believe I know her.

She just started working for
your company about a week ago.

You see, Mr. Hart,
this is what happened.

The head of this
big drug operation in Toronto

was just about to name
his silent partner, eh?

Unfortunately, the silent
partner got to him first.

You... Killed him?
Yes.

We have the gun
with a perfect set of prints,

plus the bullet we dug
out of the body.

[STOPS PLAYING]
Ooh.

Oh, pardon me, Mrs. Hart.

It's all right.
[RESUMES PLAYING]

Which is all the evidence
we need to put the suspect away.

Fascinating.

Mm. Isn't it?

Except Miss Vernon
worked for the coroner's office,

and she stole exhibit A.

The gun?

The bullet, Mrs. Hart.

Her one link with
the silent partner.

This... This silent partner,
where is he?

Well, he's not far ahead
of me or Miss Vernon.

You see she and that bullet
are the only things

between him and life in prison.

Any idea who he is?

No, nobody's ever seen him.

Except that he does travel
with a man by the name of Ciro.

Ciro.

Ciro. C-I-R-O.

Hey, just like the old
nightclub on Sunset.

Cyro's?

Wait a minute.
I've got it.

Look.
If we lift up together,

maybe we can walk over there.

I'm all for doing it together.

Try it on three.

One...

two... three. Up.

JENNIFER:
A little farther.

Down.

Can you reach it?

A little farther.

One, two, three. Up, up

[GRUNTS]

That should do it.

Did you get it?

Got it.

Get it back to me.

Wait a minute,
I'm not a pretzel.

Got it.

I got it.
I got it.

Your secretary told me
Miss Vernon brought something

to your house earlier today.

She hasn't been seen
or heard of since.

How mysterious.

♪ ♪
lsn't it, eh?

I-if you don't mind,

I, uh... I will take a little
quickie on that drink,

if the offer still holds.

Oh, certainly.

Jennifer, would you fix
the sergeant a drink, please?

If I'm not too presumptuous,

Canadian Club and soda?

If you've got it, yes.
Thank you.

Let me just check.

Uh, sweetheart,

I think I see
the Canadian Club over there.

Whoops! Silly me.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, here it is.

[WHISPERS] Freeway!
[SNAPS FINGERS]

Freeway!

He got out.
It's too late now.

That Mountie must have a gun.

They'll kill him before
he has a chance to use it.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

I think we can make it.

You think?

♪ ♪

[WHISPERING]
Can you let it down
a little more, darling?

[GRUNTS]

A little lower.

Just a little more.

Oh, dear.

Oh.

Hi.

[GRUNTS]

♪ ♪

Hey, pal.
How you doin', huh?

[TOY SQUEAKING]
Is this for me, huh?

So you can
understand our anxiety,

of not only getting in touch
with Miss Vernon,

but the utmost urgency

in getting our hands
on that bullet.

Oh, yes, of course.

[CHUCKLES]

But I've, uh...
I've stayed too long.

Thank you very much
for the drink.

Haven't I stayed too long, huh?

[BARKING]
You want this back?

[CHUCKLES]

Is it all right?

Oh, sure.
Give it a pitch.

Ready? There you go.

[TOY THUMPS]

He's a cute little guy, huh?
Yeah.

Uh, those pictures on the piano,

good-looking couple.
KRUGER: Oh, yes, uh,

my brother and his wife.

Hm. Well, obviously
you two get along.

I sure wouldn't
have that many pictures

of my brother around
our house.
[CHUCKLES]

Especially his wife.

[CHUCKLES]

Ah, Max. There you are.
Everything all right?

Uh, it's been
a great pleasure, sergeant.

Oh, thank you.

I know this is Hollywood,

but does everyone out here
wear dark glasses at night?

[GRUNTING]

Cosgrove ought
to be out in a minute.

We might as well leave
with a police escort.

Looks like our police escort
got a lift of his own.

[WATER SPLASHES]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

All right, I dumped
the body in the lake.

Let's go look for the Harts.

It's impossible.
It's too dark.

While you guys were outside,

one of the lights
on that security panel

was just blinking.

That light right there

was blinking like crazy
just a minute ago.

Someone either came through
the gate or over the wall.

No, it's almost a mile
down to that road.

I don't think the Harts
had time to get that far.

L.A. Mobile.

L.A. Mobile?

It's Max.

Wait.

Good evening.

May I help you?

Who are you?

I'm Max.

Oh.

Really?

Well, um...

Are the, uh...

Are the Harts home this evening?

No, I'm sorry.
They're out for dinner.

Oh, that's too bad.

Who shall I say was calling?

Oh, just tell them
that Malcolm dropped by.

I'm their interior decorator.

I just came by to discuss
some wonderful new ideas

I had about the treatment
of the windows.

[FREEWAY BARKING]

[BARKING]

Uh, he must smell my dog.
Yeah.

There's a lot of dog to smell.

I have an enormous
Russian wolfhound.

Will you please tell the Harts
that Malcolm dropped by?

I'll catch them later.
Ta-ta.

Max.

Won't you join us?

[DOOR OPENS]

Harts, I certainly hope
you can hear me.

I have an offer for you

I hardly think
you'll be able to refuse.

You may have noticed that Max
has returned to the fold.

Which does put you
in a bit of a dilemma.

No phone, no car,

much less
a chauffer to drive it.

So...

you've got 10 minutes
to get back in here,

or you better look around
for a new driver.

And remember, I've got my eye
on that security computer.

If I have any indication you're
going over the fence or gate,

well...

goodbye, Max.

Ten minutes!

We've got to get back in.

But all the doors
are locked with an alarm.

All except one.

♪ ♪

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[BRENDA HUMMING]

[TOY SQUEAKING]

[TOY SQUEAKS]

Hm. "Made in Japan."

[TOY SQUEAKING]

Hi, you cute little fella.

Are you playing with your toy?

KRUGER:
Brenda!

What do you want?

KRUGER:
Brenda!

I'm coming!

Remind me to have the security
people wire Freeway's door.

What now?

It's a little
too crowded in there.

Let's try the back stairway.

And let me have your bracelet,
okay?

Bracelet? Why?
Yeah.

A little bait for Brenda.

KRUGER:
Watch that alarm.

It's there.
Where's it going?

Where did this come from?

Mrs. Hart,

you've got good taste.

Brenda, where you going now?

Do you mind if I powder my nose?

[SIGHS]

Well, time is running out, Max.

Maybe the Harts haven't been
too satisfied

with the way you've
been polishing the car lately.

I can't believe
you're going through

all this trouble
for a lousy bullet.

Bullets are very important.

I even have one here
with your name on it.

You're about to be
demoted to dead.

Aha!

Beautiful. Hm.

Nice.

Very, very nice.

JENNIFER:
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

I don't want to have
to use this.

[SIGHS]

Frank?

Frank, are you there?

KRUGER:
What do you want?

There's something up here
you really ought to see.

KRUGER:
You found the bullet?

No.

It's more important
than the bullet.

KRUGER:
More important?

Ciro, go upstairs and see
what Brenda's babbling about.

Brenda.

Where are you?

BRENDA:
In the bedroom.

Brenda?

That's more fun
than I had drinking it.

Won't you have a seat?

Here, use this.

And, uh, darling,

don't forget the nail clippers.

[WHISPERS]
Max.

Where are they?

In the kitchen?

Don't even think it,
Mr. Hart.

The bullet is mightier
than the sword.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Find yourself
a comfortable chair, Mr. Hart.

Mrs. Hart, perhaps
you'd like to take

Ciro's knife upstairs
and cut him free.

Now!

I assume you didn't
do them in with your sword.

I'm beginning to feel
sorry about that.

Max,
why'd you come home so early?

We got to the dessert,

then she started
talkin' marriage.

Right now, the idea's
beginning to appeal to me.

[TOY SQUEAKING]

[TOY SQUEAKING]

Freeway, enough already!

Thank you, Freeway,

Max.

Well, I guess I'll be running
along now, Mr. Hart.

But unfortunately, I can't leave

any evidence behind this time.

Look,

what would it be worth to you

to leave here without...
Without a trace?

But I intend to.

I'm talking about
a whole new identity,

no loose ends.

This was my only loose end.

Well, think about it.

There's got to be
some back-up Mounties

riding behind Cosgrove.

Oh, you're talking about money.

One million dollars.

Tax free.

Cash.

You can put your hands on
that kind of money?

Yeah.
A couple of phone calls,

and the vault drawer tumblers
will start dropping.

How can I trust you?

Because I'll fly you
out of the country

in my own personal jet

to any place you want,

as long as I know
that Jennifer is safe,

and that Max is safe.

How can you trust me?

Somewhere over the Pacific,

I'll have Jennifer
contact the aircraft.

And if she's safe,

and Max is safe, fine.

And if they're not,
I'll drop you in the drink.

[CHUCKLES]

I like it.

JENNIFER:
Well, I don't!

Jonathan, you...

I won't let you
go with these people.

Darling, it's the only way.

We have no other choice.

I think your husband's
right, Mrs. Hart.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
What's that?

The front door.

It's Guido, the pizza man.

I turned off the alarm.

Max, get the door.

Ciro, up on the landing.

Mrs. Hart.

Max!

Be careful.

Max, what are you doing here?

Mrs. Hart said that you were
gonna take the night off.

Well, uh,

when I heard they ordered
one of your pizzas, I...

I couldn't stay away.

Hi, Guido.
How are you?

Oh, just terrific,
Mrs. Hart.

Just terrific.
How are you?

Mrs. Hart, excuse me,
I don't want to be rude,

But this is a very small pizza.

for the whole crowd, you know?

We didn't expect
this many people, Guido.

Uh, no, no.
You see, you never know

who's gonna drop by.

GUIDO:
Hey,

why don't you let me
call down at the place,

and I order two more pizzas
to take out?

This way you can... No,

that's quite all right,
Mr.... Uh, Guido.

We had a late lunch
on the plane coming in.

Oh, you people
are from out of town?

Uh, yes, and we're expecting
to take the next plane out.

GUIDO:
Where's that?

Where's what?

The, uh...
The out of town?

Canada.

Canada. Canada?

My goodness.
That's up in the North Pole.

Hey, that's a killer.
Too cold for me.

No, no, that's... I...

I got a cousin in Fort Erie.
Do you know where that is?

Oh, sure.
I was born there.

Well, I wasn't raised there.
But I was born there.

Okay. Well, then, you must
have heard of his restaurant.

You must have.
It's called Pompeii East.

It's just...
KRUGER: Look, uh,

why don't we just settle up?

We still have
some business to get to.

How much is it, Guido?

Seven-eighty, Mr. Hart.

JONATHAN:
Why don't you

sign for it, darling?

Sign?

Oh, yes.

I'll just do that,
and I'll put your tip

right here.

But, Mr. Hart,
you never signed before.

Why you wanna sign now?

Your credit's
good enough for me.

Jenny, don't be absurd.

I mean, I'll take care of this.

It's the least I can do,
after having

barged in on you like this.
There you are.
Ten dollars.

I'm gonna make change for you.
No. Keep the change.

We'll check
your restaurant out next time.

That's very kind of you.

Good evening to everybody.
You nice people.

[CHUCKLES]

[SCREAMING]

Ooh!

[GUN CLICKS]

[GRUNTING]

Mr. Hart!

This one works.
You mind if I do the honors?

Remember what I told you,
darling?

The Mounties
always get their man.

We'd given you up for dead.

You mean the lake trick?

Before I was a Mountie,
I was a frogman

for Her Majesty's
underwater demolition team.

Best set of lungs in the outfit.

Guido?

Ms. Hart, excuse me.

You remember I said to you,
"$7.80"?

And the nice people say,
"Keep the change"?

He only gave me a $5 bill.

Ey.

[LAUGHS]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Hey, that's terrific, Max.

MAX:
I'll say.

She's been married three times.

So she decided to give it up.

Sounds great.
I'll see you in the morning.

Take care. Bye-bye.

My lord?

Ah.

Sake.

Yes.
That's perfect.

Are you aware that they
don't intend to serve dinner

at the party until 10:00?

No, I was not aware.

Domo arigato gozaimasu.

Do itashimashite.

And so...

I have prepared for us
a little snack.

Ah, pizza.

Mm-hm.
A la Guido.

Mm.

What more could
a simple samurai ask for?

Pizza, sake, and you.
[CHUCKLING]

Mm, thank you.

I see you brought
your instrument with you.

Yes.

Would you care
to play something?

Your every wish is my command.

[RAVEL'S "BOLERO" PLAYING]

On a scale of one to 10,

you are absolutely
my very favorite.

[LAUGHS]

♪ ♪

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