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She's gorgeous. 5 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:24,158 She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself. 6 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:29,362 By the way, my name is Max. 7 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,830 I take care of both of them, 8 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,232 which ain't easy, 9 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:35,635 'cause when they met, it was murder. 10 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:37,571 ♪ ♪ 11 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,558 [WHIMPERS] 12 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,682 ♪ ♪ 13 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:35,863 [GRUNTS] 14 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,707 [AIRPLANE ROARING] 15 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,928 Oh, darling. 16 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,864 Isn't it wonderful to land in your own back yard? 17 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:46,899 It does beat the view at LAX, doesn't it? Ahh. 18 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,202 WOMAN: Yeah, and you don't have anybody like me 19 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,970 who cares waitin' for ya. 20 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:52,539 [LAUGHING] Oh, Roxy. 21 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,907 What kept ya? I was gettin' worried. 22 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:57,744 Jonathan decided to buzz the Grand Canyon. 23 00:02:57,745 --> 00:03:00,146 That figures. Hey, where's Freeway? 24 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:02,982 Oh, Freeway! Come here, baby. 25 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,217 [BARKS] 26 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,485 Aw, there he is. 27 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:07,487 Hey, what about Maxwell? Didn't he come? 28 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:08,821 Or did ya have to drop him 29 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:10,824 in order to clear the mountains? Ha-ha! 30 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,427 ♪ Mamas, don't let your babies ♪ 31 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,696 ♪ Grow up to be cowboys ♪ 32 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,565 Whoo-whee! 33 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:20,467 That man sure gives new meaning 34 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,302 to the term "drugstore cowboy." 35 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:23,570 [LAUGHS] 36 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,505 I love it when she's like that. 37 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,073 It means she misses us. 38 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,841 Well, of course I missed ya. 39 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,343 But dadgumit it, 40 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:33,513 for folks who have the finest spread in the entire state, ha, 41 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:36,449 you sure do spend a horrendous amount of time in that city. 42 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:37,984 Well, we do that for Max. 43 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,919 You see, he likes to hang out in delicatessens. 44 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,590 Yeah, look at that. Not a pastrami in sight. 45 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:44,824 Roxy... Yeah? 46 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,459 why'd you bring our horses? 47 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:49,028 Well, uh, can you think of a better way for you all 48 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,397 to get back to the ranch house? 49 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,031 Yeah, the truck. 50 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,435 ROXY: Looks like Freeway can't hold his horses. 51 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:59,406 Hey, now, Johnny, I don't want any guff from you. 52 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,608 I'm telling ya, it's for your own good. 53 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:03,109 I'm telling ya, Johnny, 54 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,278 roundup time's tomorrow morning at the crack of dawn. 55 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:08,047 And you two are gonna need about as much saddle time 56 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,582 as you can get. 57 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,320 Well, go on, Johnny, get. 58 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,988 Well, Johnny... 59 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:18,358 get. [CHUCKLES] 60 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,627 [ENGINE STARTS] Whoa. 61 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:23,730 Last one home does the lunch dishes! 62 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:26,299 Yeehaw! 63 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,436 ♪ ♪ 64 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,474 Why did we ever hire that woman? 65 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,309 Oh, you love it. 66 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:38,878 Give me a leg up. 67 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,714 Aside from her being the best foreman in the county... 68 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:42,782 [GRUNTS] 69 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,818 ...you just love the way she bullies you. 70 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:46,954 Well... 71 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:51,858 Last one to the ranch house has dishpan hands. 72 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,761 [BLOWS KISS & WHOOPS] 73 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,882 JENNIFER: Anyways, you wouldn't believe, 74 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:16,983 I suddenly look back 75 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,718 as we were bouncing over the Grand Canyon, 76 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:21,120 and there was Max with a bag for himself 77 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,489 and a bag for Freeway. 78 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,657 [WOMEN LAUGH] MAX: Cheer up, boss. 79 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,827 I've seen a lot dirtier dishes in my time. 80 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,662 You would never see the Marlboro Man 81 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,163 up to his elbow in soapsuds. 82 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,700 Well, the Marlboro Man wouldn't have come in last. 83 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,435 Keep smiling, pie face. You're gonna dry. 84 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:36,804 [LAUGHING] 85 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,440 [KNOCK AT DOOR] ROXY: Oh. 86 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,409 I'll get that. No, no. I'll... I'll get it. 87 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:44,744 Anybody want some more coffee? 88 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,846 ROXY: I'd love it. Hey, I hope I didn't get 89 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,114 too much mustard on your sandwich. 90 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,917 Oh, it was great. Just hit the spot. 91 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:51,951 Look who's here. 92 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,421 Oh, hiya, Raintree. Glad to see ya. 93 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:56,589 Hey, Tom. 94 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:57,990 How you doing? JENNIFER: Great. 95 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,692 Spotted your plane this morning. 96 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,694 I've got a cold one waiting with your name on it. 97 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,196 Just a minute. I have a little "welcome home" present 98 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,432 out here for Jennifer. 99 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:07,700 For me? Yeah. 100 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,301 Well, don't be shy, Raintree. 101 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,103 Whatever it is, bring it on in. 102 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,905 If you say so. 103 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,774 Get down. Oh, I love presents. 104 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,075 Will you make him mind me? 105 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,979 Freeway, get out... Go on over there. 106 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,181 [JENNIFER GASPS] 107 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,783 Oh! 108 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,519 [LAUGHS] 109 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,289 He's beautiful. 110 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,058 Oh, he's great. 111 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,259 His name's Cochise. 112 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,294 The Mrs. and I thought you might like him. 113 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,329 Ah, you shouldn't have, 114 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,065 but I'm awfully glad you did. 115 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,601 Ooh, you beauty. 116 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:46,105 Have I got somebody for you to meet. 117 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,306 Come on over here. 118 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,841 I want you to meet someone. 119 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,743 [FREEWAY BARKS] Come on. 120 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:54,914 Look at this, Freeway. 121 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,148 I can see what this is gonna be: 122 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,950 Love at first sight. Look at this. 123 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:01,287 MAX: As far as Freeway is concerned, 124 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:03,524 he's just an oversized dog. 125 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:05,858 I got a carrot for you 126 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,960 that's gonna knock your socks off. 127 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:11,063 I'll get that cold one for you. Great. 128 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,365 I heard you finally bought that ranch you wanted. 129 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:14,867 After ten years as a tenant rancher, 130 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,636 it's kind of nice being an owner. 131 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:19,472 Congratulations, Tom. How are you doing? 132 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:21,040 I got my herd up to 800 133 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:24,143 of the fattest, happiest steers you've ever seen. 134 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,377 Hey, I'll get that, Roxy. 135 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,113 I will do the honors, thank you. 136 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,015 Oh, great. 137 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:32,151 I heard that out-of-towner's been pressuring you to sell. 138 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,886 Yeah, but like I told him, 139 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,454 he's just wasting his breath. 140 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,956 Someone trying to buy your ranch? 141 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,591 Yeah, some big city lawyer. 142 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:39,992 In the past month, he's made offers 143 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,528 on half the ranches in the valley. 144 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:42,729 Anybody selling? 145 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,363 Not to that lawyer they're not. 146 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:45,598 Let's face it: 147 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:47,033 The ranchers are working the spreads 148 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,935 their great-granddaddies were born on. 149 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,103 And I'm telling you, it's gonna take a great deal more 150 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,839 than some pasty-faced flannel mouth 151 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,707 to get 'em to move, right? 152 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,577 I'll drink to that. 153 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,650 ♪ ♪ 154 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,080 Can I help you fellas? 155 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,716 Well, that depends how accommodating you wanna be. 156 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,051 Well, howdy. 157 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,922 [GRUNTS] 158 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,965 Now what are you gonna do? 159 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,667 Tie him up, what do you think? 160 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,536 I swear, Dudley, sometimes you remind me 161 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,839 of an old, constipated lap dog. 162 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,473 You really think this is gonna work? 163 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,676 Now, listen up, fat man. 164 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:06,112 By the end of this week, this entire valley's 165 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:09,650 gonna be sold for one dime on one dollar. 166 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,695 ROXY: If you guys soon don't get somethin' 167 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,130 on the other end of that line, 168 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:27,266 ha, it's gonna be burgers for dinner tonight. 169 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:30,303 I'll take burgers over fish any day. 170 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,372 Hey, Rox, I heard they built 171 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:34,774 that new chemical plant upriver. 172 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:38,444 Yeah, some outfit called, um, Sendrax. 173 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,013 They started operations a couple months ago. 174 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,549 I thought people around here would be upset about that. 175 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,685 I don't like that eyesore up there 176 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,087 more than anybody else, but, you know, 177 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,057 after reading that environmental impact statement, 178 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,459 we realized it wasn't the Three Mile Island 179 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,862 we imagined it to be. 180 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:59,198 So they run a pretty clean operation, you mean? 181 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,900 So far they are. 182 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:04,337 And the EPA is keepin' a pretty tight rein on 'em too. 183 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:10,509 Gin. Again? Oh. 184 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,378 ♪ ♪ 185 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,447 Now, I hate to break up the lawn party, 186 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,950 but you all are trespassin'. 187 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,353 Uh, we own the next ranch downriver. 188 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,356 Mr. Shellcoff, uh, let us fish this spot for years. 189 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,193 Oh, well, that was mighty hospitable of him. 190 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,829 But, you see, he don't own this spread anymore. 191 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,364 We're mighty well aware of that, smarty-pants. 192 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:36,136 Well, we, uh, sure would like to meet the new owner. 193 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,470 [CAR APPROACHING] 194 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,939 You might be in luck, mister. 195 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,142 'Cause that's him coming right now. 196 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,345 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 197 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,849 Now, why don't you put that thing away. 198 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,594 Afternoon, folks. 199 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,264 Now, hold it. Hold it. Don't tell me. 200 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,166 You must be my new neighbors. 201 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,402 Or maybe it's the other way around. 202 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,670 Any old way, 203 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,740 Zeke Baillinger's the name. 204 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,674 And it's my pleasure to meet you. 205 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,476 Jonathan Hart, Mr. Baillinger. 206 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,411 Call me Zeke, Jonathan. 207 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,880 Only people I'm "Mr." to 208 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,816 are my last two wives and the IRS. 209 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,152 [LAUGHS] 210 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,921 And this lovely lady must be Mrs. Hart. 211 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,556 Oh, no, please. Jennifer. 212 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:33,359 And this is Roxy, Roxy McGuane. 213 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,762 Howdy. 214 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,363 And I'm Max. 215 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,898 My, it sure does me good 216 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,800 to have such a fine group of people 217 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,134 livin' right next door. 218 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,403 Mr., uh, Shellcoff used to let us fish 219 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,739 this spot all the time. I hope you don't mind. 220 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,540 Not an all. Be an honor. 221 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,410 As a matter of fact, you people can drop your line here 222 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,745 any day of the week. 223 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,347 And you can tell spoilsport I said so. 224 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,716 Why, thank you, Zeke. 225 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,118 That's very kind of you. 226 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,353 How you doin'? You caught anything? 227 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,689 Nothing yet. 228 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,291 We haven't gotten any nibbles. 229 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,326 ♪ ♪ 230 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,527 Mrs. H., ya got one. 231 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,996 Oh. 232 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:11,832 [JENNIFER LAUGHS] 233 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,937 Well, I guess I spoke too soon. 234 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,276 I'll bet it's a big one. 235 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,346 Some people have all the luck. 236 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,852 Oh, my God. 237 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,826 I'll take it, Mrs. H. 238 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,563 Give him a hand with that. 239 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,365 Pull that way. 240 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,500 [GRUNTING] 241 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,556 JENNIFER: Good morning. 242 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,757 Hello. 243 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,525 Boy, did I sleep great. 244 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,395 Say, Roxy, did they find out who that drowned man was? 245 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,998 Well, as I understand, it was some old prospector 246 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,867 that'd been workin' up in the hills. 247 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:23,002 But strange thing was, he didn't drown. 248 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,071 Oh? What do you mean? 249 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,239 Well, I... There was no water in his lungs. 250 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,208 I called the sheriff last night to check on it. 251 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,277 But they still don't know who killed him. 252 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:34,013 Hey, Roxy, the colt is gone. 253 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,814 I can't find him anywhere. 254 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,316 Where could he have gone? 255 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,251 Oh, he probably just wandered on down to the river 256 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,819 to keep the strays company. 257 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,221 Uh, we'll pick him up during roundup 258 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,522 and bring him back to the ranch. 259 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,224 Oh, yeah, we can go in one direction, 260 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,359 you can go in the other, we'll meet in the middle. 261 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,594 Great. See ya. 262 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,530 ♪ ♪ 263 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,215 [WHINNIES] 264 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,552 What's the matter, darling, you lost your way? 265 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:18,058 JENNIFER: Isn't that part of Tom's herd? 266 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,590 What do you suppose killed them? 267 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,961 I wish I knew. 268 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,238 Cochise. 269 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,476 Whoa. 270 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,687 He's still breathing. 271 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,123 We better get him back to the ranch. 272 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,791 Take it easy, baby. 273 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,995 We'll take care of you. 274 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,266 JENNIFER: Is he gonna be all right, doctor? 275 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,402 MAN: It's rather hard to tell at this point. 276 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:39,471 I won't know for sure till the tests get back, 277 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,408 but it looks like PCB poisoning. 278 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,875 JENNIFER: What's that? 279 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,711 Polychlorinated biphenyl. 280 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:50,382 It's a heat transfer fluid used in some industries. 281 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,651 That's probably what killed your cattle too. 282 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,321 And that old prospector we found yesterday. 283 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,889 There's a good possibility. 284 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,059 I hate to jump to conclusions. 285 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:03,762 But everything seems to point to the same fact. 286 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,131 The river's polluted. 287 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,565 But from where? 288 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,800 ZEKE: I can tell you from where. 289 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,169 That colt's been poisoned 290 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,839 by that chemical company upriver, Sendrax. 291 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,774 They're poisoning the whole valley. 292 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,177 You sure about that, Zeke? 293 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,745 As sure as I'm standing here, 294 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:23,182 with about 80 head of poisoned cattle on my ranch. 295 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,151 That chemical company's to blame. 296 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,886 Is there any other operation upriver 297 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:31,190 that uses something like PCB? 298 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,493 They're the only ones in the whole county. 299 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,762 Must have gotten a break in their lines, 300 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,165 unless they're dumping deliberately. 301 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,599 Roxy, uh... 302 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,101 Will you watch out 303 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,302 for Cochise for us? 304 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,736 You know I will, Johnny. 305 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:48,307 Jennifer and I are gonna get some water samples. 306 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,542 You can't just go breaking into a company like that 307 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,444 unless you got some pretty solid evidence. 308 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,912 Don't waste your time, Jonathan. 309 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,948 All the evidence you need is lyin' right there. 310 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,417 Don't worry, Zeke. 311 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,452 If those samples prove that Sendrax is responsible, 312 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,121 we'll shut that company down so fast, 313 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,355 they won't know what hit 'em. 314 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,691 Go get 'em, you two. 315 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,727 ♪ ♪ 316 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,531 I'm with you every foot of the way. 317 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:21,807 JONATHAN: So I figured we'd take one water sample 318 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,242 up above the plant, 319 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,345 then one every half a mile or so downriver. 320 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,847 We'll be able to find the point in the river 321 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,182 where contamination begins. 322 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:33,385 How did I manage to snag such a clever fella? 323 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,854 Well, there's a number of factors. 324 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,256 Oh? 325 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,125 Hard work, 326 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,926 determination, 327 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:44,863 and, uh, don't forget the back seat of my 1968 Jaguar. 328 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,698 [CHUCKLES] 329 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,169 I'm sorry I asked. 330 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,272 Sixty-seven. 331 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,706 Jaguar. 332 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,742 You remembered. 333 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,578 How could I forget? 334 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,151 [GIGGLES] 335 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,023 Well, how much coal you figure is in 336 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,892 this valley here, Mr. Baillinger? 337 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,427 Oh, not too much. 338 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,630 About enough to heat Cleveland for the next 20 years. 339 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,566 [CHUCKLES] 340 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,402 I-I thought, uh, strip-mining was illegal 341 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,036 in this part of the state. 342 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,439 It is, thanks to those liberals. 343 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,841 Once I buy up all the ranch land around here 344 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,711 and get that new strip-mining bill passed, 345 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,580 we'll be sittin' pretty. 346 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:38,016 You mean, you got politicians on the string? 347 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,818 Val, it does my heart good to know 348 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,454 that in an age of windfall profit taxes, 349 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,191 there's still room for a little free... 350 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:48,194 ♪ ♪ 351 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,828 Get me those binoculars, Val. 352 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,164 Well, you bet. 353 00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,740 Be right back, darling. Okay. 354 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,389 ZEKE: Well, our new neighbors. 355 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,226 I figured they'd be along here. 356 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,561 Oh, yeah? 357 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,897 What are they up to? 358 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,867 ZEKE: Takin' water samples along the river. 359 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,102 That's what they're up to. 360 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,704 If they do that, well... 361 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,005 then they'll know 362 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,874 the contamination ain't comin' from the plant. 363 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,109 Valman, the scope of your intellect 364 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,247 fills me with awe. 365 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,187 [EXHALES] 366 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,889 Ten down and two to go. 367 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,524 Great. 368 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,527 I am going to slip into the wettest bath 369 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,897 and the driest martini I can find. 370 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,932 All by yourself? 371 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,568 No, uh... 372 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,170 there's this fellow who's gonna come and join me. 373 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,340 Back this thing up. 374 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,614 Wait a minute. 375 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,487 Look at this. 376 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,894 Now, give it all ya got. 377 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,935 You can find beauty in some of the strangest places. 378 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,271 You're not kidding. 379 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:04,996 See, Val? 380 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,299 Gettin' a bonus out of Zeke Baillinger 381 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,335 don't take much. [LAUGHS] 382 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,202 Not much at all. Ha-ha-ha. 383 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,605 Let's get out of here. 384 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,475 [LAUGHING] 385 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:23,015 I'm real generous when it comes to funerals. 386 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,687 [COUGHS] 387 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:29,922 Oh. 388 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,091 Is that what they mean 389 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:36,062 about stopping to admire the flowers along the way? 390 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:40,499 Do we have any insurance for avalanches? 391 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,601 I suppose so... 392 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:46,171 if it was an accident. What do you mean? 393 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:49,074 Well, either a 10-ton rock came out of the clear blue sky, 394 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,844 or someone's trying to kill two Harts with one stone. 395 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,058 ♪ ♪ 396 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,495 I swear, Bradley, for most people, money talks, 397 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,998 but in your hands it is speechless. 398 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,033 Now, in case you haven't noticed it, 399 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,268 this is a buyer's market, Bradley, so buy. 400 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,671 You buy. 401 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,206 [SIGHS] 402 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:24,075 I turned this valley into a regular love canal, 403 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,477 and that lawyer of mine 404 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,746 says he can't get the ranchers to sell. 405 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,315 I guess we'll have to try some more chemical persuasion. 406 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:31,550 [KNOCKS] 407 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,918 Yes, Dudley, come in. 408 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,553 Well, the door was open, and I... 409 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:37,255 Please, tell me something I don't know. 410 00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:38,690 Now, did you check on the Harts? 411 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,359 Sure I did, Zeke, but they weren't there. 412 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,829 What are you talkin' about? 413 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,432 Well, it took me nearly an hour of diggin' 414 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,166 just to find the truck. 415 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,301 Looked like a house fell on it. 416 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,071 Sure wasn't any bodies inside. 417 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,142 Well, go look for yourself, you don't believe me. 418 00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,478 I knew you shoulda let me shoot 'em. 419 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,979 Don't worry, you'll get your chance. 420 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,781 Right now, we've gotta start working on 421 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,349 that other chemical spill. 422 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:06,184 And after this one, 423 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:09,422 every rancher in this valley will be beggin' to sell. 424 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:19,731 [COYOTE HOWLS] 425 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,569 JENNIFER: Oh, look. A shooting star. 426 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,777 Are you going to keep that wish to yourself? 427 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,882 You'll get the benefit of it. 428 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,517 Yeah, well, just make sure 429 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:39,951 you don't benefit him out in the streets 430 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,753 and scare the horses. [LAUGHTER] 431 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,154 Hey, Johnny, did you remember 432 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,423 to invite Tom Raintree to our barbecue tonight? 433 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,559 He told me if he could get away, 434 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,761 he'd ride up along the river. 435 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,963 Can you imagine how he must feel 436 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:54,065 losing more than a quarter of his herd 437 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:55,567 just this morning? 438 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:58,336 Ooh-wee. That's rough. 439 00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,906 Did you invite Zeke Baillinger? 440 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,107 No. 441 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,543 And I'll tell you why. 442 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:07,513 From the very first time I laid eyes on that man, 443 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,080 why, he gave me a cold chill 444 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,182 right down the middle of my spine. 445 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,784 Really? 446 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,253 Well, he seemed very friendly to me. 447 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,989 Maybe. But I don't know. 448 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,157 I was in town today, 449 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:22,293 and I heard a pretty weird story about that man. 450 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,829 JENNIFER: What? 451 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,497 Well... 452 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,332 I ran into an old buddy of mine, 453 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:29,300 and he gave me the real lowdown 454 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,238 on how those bull horns got on the front of Zeke's Caddy. 455 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:36,676 I thought they came as standard equipment. 456 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,711 Those horns came off 457 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:42,581 of a $50,000 prize-winning Brahma bull 458 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:43,915 that belonged to Baillinger. 459 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:47,252 That is, until that poor critter happened 460 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:48,620 to kick Zeke in the shins 461 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,756 and smattered his leg all to smithereens. 462 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:52,824 That explains the limp. 463 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:55,727 Yeah, but it sure doesn't explain to me 464 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,696 what happened after that. 465 00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:00,365 Do you know the minute that Baillinger got out 466 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:01,833 of the hospital, huh... 467 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:05,103 well, he personally, personally cut that bull 468 00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:07,774 into a whole freezer full of steaks. 469 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:11,843 You're kidding! 470 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,478 The lord's truth. 471 00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:15,847 And for two months straight after that, 472 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,983 why, he had that poor critter every way but poached 473 00:25:17,984 --> 00:25:20,251 till there was nothin' left except the horns. 474 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:24,823 And those are the horns that are on the front of Zeke's Caddy. 475 00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:27,126 What sort of a man would do such a thing? 476 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:33,566 ♪ ♪ 477 00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:12,370 Nice of you to drop by, Raintree. 478 00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:15,174 You're just in time to play Cowboys and Injuns. 479 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:22,914 Hey, there, boy. 480 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,582 Well, darling, what do you think? 481 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,051 Well, I think he's doing a lot better. 482 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:29,755 Hey, Cochise, now, I know this isn't 483 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:31,356 room service at the Waldorf, 484 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:34,325 but this is all we've got, so just take it easy. 485 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:37,462 Hey! That colt sure looks a lot perkier this morning. 486 00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:39,064 Hi! Boy, honey, look at you. 487 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:40,699 You aren't even out of your P.J.'s yet. 488 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,200 Oh! 489 00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:44,169 Would somebody mind telling mother superior that, 490 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:47,038 evidence to the contrary, we are still on vacation? 491 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:48,173 Mr. H. 492 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:50,375 Is that the results of the water test? 493 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:51,743 It sure is, boss. 494 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:53,144 Oh, and, Johnny, word has it in town 495 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:54,780 that they found some more cattle 496 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,581 poisoned down by the river this morning. 497 00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:59,350 They did? ROXY: They sure did. 498 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:01,586 Darling, we've got to get that plant closed down 499 00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:03,321 before anything else happens. 500 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,257 Well, that plant may not be responsible. 501 00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:07,959 What do you mean? 502 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,861 Well, according to this, 503 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:12,964 the water analysis that was taken 504 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,767 was taken 10 miles downstream from the plant. 505 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:18,136 And that's the spot where the PCB was spilled? 506 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,838 Yeah. 507 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,372 Let's check that out. 508 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:24,075 Max, keep your eye on Cochise for us, will ya? 509 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:26,444 It'd be a pleasure, boss. 510 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:27,645 Oh, I almost forgot to tell ya. 511 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,480 That lawyer was in town again 512 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,917 this morning, trying to buy up ranch land. 513 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:33,785 Did you get his name and affiliations? 514 00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:36,255 Not yet, but I got his license number. 515 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:41,359 Have the head of our legal department 516 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,262 check that out, will ya? You got it, boss. 517 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:47,233 Darling. Okay. 518 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,645 According to the test results, 519 00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:03,850 the first contaminated sample was taken just around that bend. 520 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:19,365 Hey, that looks like Tom's horse. 521 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:43,823 Better get the sheriff, Roxy. 522 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,027 He's dead. 523 00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:02,942 ♪ ♪ 524 00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:07,346 Oh, what's taking that sheriff so long? 525 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:10,849 Darling, look at these. 526 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,283 Mm? What? 527 00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:14,953 Tire tracks. 528 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:17,355 Looks like it comes from a very big truck. 529 00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:19,825 JONATHAN: Yeah, and a truck with a very heavy load. 530 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:21,126 And this is the area 531 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:23,161 where the contamination first took place. 532 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:26,965 So maybe someone brought a tanker down here 533 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,300 and created their own chemical spill. 534 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:32,437 Knowing that Sendrax would take the blame. 535 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:36,241 Tom probably came upon 'em on his way to Purgatory. 536 00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:37,376 Hm. 537 00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:42,014 Look at that. 538 00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:47,953 What is that? 539 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:50,857 A custom-made boot tip. 540 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:53,893 Darling... 541 00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:57,528 It's conceivably possible that the same man 542 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,898 that killed Tom could have lost that in the process. 543 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:01,299 You could be right. 544 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:04,403 The sheriff will be interested in seeing that. 545 00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:26,926 Sheriff, we found his body down there in that gulch. 546 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:33,698 Yeah. That's real bad what a fall from a horse 547 00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:35,034 can do to a man. 548 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:38,003 Fall? 549 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:40,771 What are you talking about? He was murdered. 550 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:44,575 Heh! Now, that's a pretty morbid idea, Mr. Hart. 551 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:48,013 You got any evidence to back that up? 552 00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:50,348 Outside of the obvious fact 553 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,351 that the man was beaten to death, yes! 554 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,954 There are some fresh tire tracks down there, 555 00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:58,457 by the river, and that's not all. 556 00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:03,061 Well, those, uh, tire tracks 557 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:05,430 could have belonged to anyone, darling. 558 00:31:05,431 --> 00:31:07,498 Yes. 559 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:08,666 'Course they could. 560 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:11,203 Could have been a rancher, some fisherman. 561 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:15,240 Sure. 562 00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,175 Sure, and the... And the tire tracks 563 00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:20,511 could have come from a recreational vehicle. 564 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:22,280 Now, you just wait one little minute! 565 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:24,149 The sheriff might be right. 566 00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:26,985 You know how dark it gets out late at night. 567 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:30,521 And, uh, Tom could have had a bad fall. 568 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,623 Now, there you go. 569 00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:35,661 Now, don't that make a lot more sense than murder? 570 00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:41,632 It's making more sense, sheriff, by the minute. 571 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,734 ROXY: So you think the sheriff's been workin' 572 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,772 for those lowlifes that have been poisoning the river? 573 00:31:47,773 --> 00:31:49,107 Sure looks that way. 574 00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:51,576 But what could they possibly have to gain? 575 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:55,313 Land, darling. Land. Whoever's behind this scheme 576 00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:56,948 wants to buy up the entire valley 577 00:31:56,949 --> 00:31:58,149 and real bad, for some reason. 578 00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:00,585 So bad that they're... 579 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,820 Well, they're willing to destroy it to close the deal. 580 00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:05,190 So that lawyer in town might be the purchasing agent 581 00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:07,392 for the same people. 582 00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:10,728 Now, all we have to do is to find out who "they" are. 583 00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:11,929 [DOOR OPENS] 584 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,232 Oh, I think I hear Max comin'. 585 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,302 I sure hope he's got some answers. 586 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,237 MAX: Mr. H? 587 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:21,039 Yeah, we're in here, Max. 588 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,108 Hi. 589 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,610 I got some interesting news for you, Mr. H. 590 00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:29,114 I traced the license number of that lawyer's car. 591 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:32,550 It's owned by a car rental agency in Durango. 592 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:34,785 Lucky for us, he used a credit card. 593 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,988 The credit card was issued 594 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:39,424 to a company called Western Mutual, 595 00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:41,026 which is the real estate division 596 00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:43,228 of a petrograph corporation 597 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,530 based in Giddings, Texas. 598 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:47,798 Where does all this lead us, Max? 599 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,301 Right to your next-door neighbor, Mr. H. 600 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,971 Both companies are owned, lock, stock, and barrel, 601 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,042 by Zeke Baillinger. 602 00:32:59,545 --> 00:33:01,079 Let's check that out. 603 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,280 Be careful. 604 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:03,749 ♪ ♪ 605 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:37,682 What's the trouble, Dudley? You look worried. 606 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,384 I don't like it, Zeke. 607 00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:41,586 Them Harts is getting too close for comfort. 608 00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:44,889 Well, now, don't go worrying about our new neighbors. 609 00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:46,324 Thanks to Val here, 610 00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:48,493 before the night is out, 611 00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:50,095 the Harts will be closing escrow 612 00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:51,462 on an unmarked grave. 613 00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,364 Yeah! Return to sender. Get it? 614 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,500 [LAUGHS] 615 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:44,715 Look at that! 616 00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:49,254 Zeke's got the law in his pocket. 617 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:52,557 That must be the truck they use to transport the chemicals. 618 00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:54,826 Let's take a look in the house and see what we can find. 619 00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,736 So this is why Baillinger is so interested 620 00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,438 in getting hold of ranch land. 621 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:41,740 Why? 622 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,143 Here's a plan to strip-mine the entire valley. 623 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,446 Look at that. Really? 624 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:50,481 I thought strip-mining was illegal. 625 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,550 It is at the moment, but there's an upcoming bill 626 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:54,619 in Congress to lift the ban. 627 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,821 It doesn't have much of a chance. 628 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:59,190 Unless you know the right people. 629 00:35:59,191 --> 00:36:00,491 JONATHAN: What's that? 630 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:02,860 Records of payments to two senators. 631 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:07,366 So Zeke planned to buy himself a couple of swing votes. 632 00:36:08,734 --> 00:36:12,170 Well, now, isn't this an unexpected pleasure? 633 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:18,243 Well, you know what they say, 634 00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:19,910 "Mi casa es su casa." 635 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:23,348 Now, is that Spanish for "Prepare to meet thy maker"? 636 00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:26,685 I think something was lost in translation. 637 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:29,920 [BUZZING] 638 00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:31,989 Why don't you two just get over there and sit down 639 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:33,891 and make yourselves comfortable. 640 00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:36,361 A couple of my boys will be slithering along in a minute, 641 00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:37,995 and then we'll all take a nice, long ride 642 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:39,264 out on the range. 643 00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:41,098 We'd prefer to take a rain check. 644 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:42,668 Now, get over there and sit down! 645 00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,939 This is quite a future you've got planned 646 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,276 for the valley. 647 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:54,445 Yeah, thanks to those jokers in OPEC, 648 00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:57,147 coal is making a real big comeback. 649 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:58,483 And believe it or not, 650 00:36:58,484 --> 00:37:00,117 there's more than $250 million of it 651 00:37:00,118 --> 00:37:02,052 lying right beneath this valley. 652 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,822 Just waiting for someone like you. 653 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:08,426 Well, when the going gets rich, the rich get going. 654 00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:10,561 'Course I had to bump off a few people along the way 655 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,196 and a mess of cattle, 656 00:37:12,197 --> 00:37:15,266 but $250 million is a mighty worthy cause. 657 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:16,501 Mighty worthy. 658 00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:18,202 You might find this hard to believe 659 00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:19,804 under the circumstances, 660 00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:21,872 but before the day is over, Baillinger, 661 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:24,309 you're gonna be sorry you climbed out 662 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:25,610 from underneath your rock. 663 00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:28,245 You know, Jonathan, for a dead man, 664 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,514 you got a lot o' spunk! 665 00:37:29,515 --> 00:37:32,016 VAL: Mr. Baillinger. 666 00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:33,352 Yeah, in here! 667 00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,956 ♪ ♪ 668 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:41,793 [GUNSHOT] 669 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:45,030 [GUNSHOT] Whoa! 670 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,036 Don't just stand here. Let's go! 671 00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,510 You okay? 672 00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:00,879 Okay. Let's go. 673 00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,596 [ENGINE STARTS] 674 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:41,085 Trythatwith a car. 675 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:43,588 [TIRES SCREECHING] 676 00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:45,357 Determined, aren't they? 677 00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:56,200 Hey, we're sitting ducks out here. 678 00:38:56,201 --> 00:38:57,635 We gotta find some cover. 679 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,804 We'll never make it back to the ranch house! 680 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:02,707 That ghost town, Purgatory, is just east of here. 681 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,075 Let's go! 682 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:23,361 He's still coming. 683 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,969 [TIRES SCREECHING] 684 00:40:23,889 --> 00:40:26,491 You go inside, and when the boys show up, 685 00:40:26,492 --> 00:40:27,858 you come out, make an entrance, 686 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:29,594 and flash them one of those great, big, 687 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:31,162 beautiful backroom smiles. 688 00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:35,601 ♪ ♪ 689 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,919 [TIRES SCREECHING] 690 00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:06,864 I'm gonna cruise around. 691 00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:08,666 Now, I don't care if they're alive or dead 692 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,601 or just plain crippled. 693 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:11,937 I want 'em. 694 00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:32,090 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 695 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:20,005 [PIANO PLAYING] 696 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:23,540 [WHISTLES] 697 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,543 Hey, I'm sorry, it's out of tune. 698 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:44,662 You know, he's not nearly as ugly when he's asleep. 699 00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:46,698 Well, let's just leave him that way. 700 00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:02,112 Do you have another whistle left in you? 701 00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:03,248 I think so. 702 00:43:24,169 --> 00:43:25,336 [WHISTLES] 703 00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:43,822 [YELLING] 704 00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:55,465 Two down, and one to go. 705 00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:57,002 Here. 706 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,981 He's still by the car. 707 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:13,250 Shall we spoil his day? 708 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:14,986 Why not? 709 00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:18,322 You go over by that boarding house, 710 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,057 and I'll sneak up on him from the rear. 711 00:44:20,058 --> 00:44:21,591 Okay. Watch yourself. 712 00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:23,261 You too! 713 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:52,890 It's all over, little lady. 714 00:44:52,891 --> 00:44:55,927 Now, let's just get over there against that wall. 715 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,904 Jonathan! 716 00:45:06,905 --> 00:45:08,472 I got your wife! 717 00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:10,507 Now, I'm gonna give you exactly 10 seconds 718 00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:12,609 to give yourself up! 719 00:45:12,610 --> 00:45:15,814 Otherwise, you can kiss the little lady goodbye! 720 00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:23,620 One. 721 00:45:23,621 --> 00:45:24,855 Two. 722 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:27,324 You hear me, Jonathan? 723 00:45:27,325 --> 00:45:30,027 Three. Four. 724 00:45:30,028 --> 00:45:32,330 Five seconds gone, Jonathan. 725 00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:38,602 Six. Seven. 726 00:45:38,603 --> 00:45:39,837 Eight. 727 00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:41,206 [ENGINE STARTS] 728 00:45:46,611 --> 00:45:48,246 Jonathan, get out of that car! 729 00:45:54,786 --> 00:45:56,121 [YELLS] 730 00:46:04,729 --> 00:46:09,967 Well, it looks like that Brahma bull had the final say. 731 00:46:09,968 --> 00:46:12,169 Yeah, as far as Baillinger's concerned, 732 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:14,604 I think he made his point. 733 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,374 ♪ ♪ 734 00:46:19,644 --> 00:46:22,447 ♪ ♪ 735 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:33,557 ROXY: Doggone it! 736 00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:36,393 I just can't understand why in the world 737 00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:38,929 you can't extend your vacation just a little longer. 738 00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:40,497 Let's face it. All that world, 739 00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:43,200 that city of yours has to offer is tow-away zones 740 00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:44,969 and stage three smog alerts. 741 00:46:44,970 --> 00:46:47,037 Well, I'm afraid it's Max's fault. 742 00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:49,406 You see, he starts to get withdrawal symptoms 743 00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:51,909 every time he spends a week away from the pavement. 744 00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:54,611 I can't help it. I'm an urban cowboy. 745 00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:56,313 [LAUGHS] 746 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:58,548 Well, Johnny, it's for sure, you're leaving the valley 747 00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:00,384 in a lot better shape than ya found it. 748 00:47:00,385 --> 00:47:01,818 I hope your river will be okay. 749 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,420 Oh, that reminds me. 750 00:47:03,421 --> 00:47:05,455 I talked to the state water board this morning. 751 00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,925 And they assured me that within a month, 752 00:47:07,926 --> 00:47:09,493 everything's gonna be okay. 753 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:11,561 Oh, and, Johnny, You... You'll be sure now 754 00:47:11,562 --> 00:47:13,630 to keep me posted on that strip-mining bill. 755 00:47:13,631 --> 00:47:14,999 Oh, don't worry, Roxy. 756 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,466 As soon as our testimony is heard, 757 00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:18,635 that bill will be about as popular in Congress 758 00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:20,537 as a slush fund. 759 00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:22,172 The same goes for those two senators 760 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:24,641 that were on Baillinger's payroll. 761 00:47:24,642 --> 00:47:25,976 [HORSE SNORTS] 762 00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:28,313 [DOG BARKS] What's that? 763 00:47:29,614 --> 00:47:31,315 Must be Freeway. 764 00:47:31,316 --> 00:47:34,252 You know how nervous he gets before he flies. 765 00:47:35,553 --> 00:47:38,055 Well, Roxy, uh, we better get going. 766 00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:40,057 You take good care of Cochise for us, will ya. 767 00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:41,458 You know I will, Johnny. 768 00:47:41,459 --> 00:47:43,193 I can hardly wait till the next time we visit 769 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,594 to see how much he's grown. 770 00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:45,896 Yeah, me too! 771 00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:47,597 Well, have a safe journey home, you hear? 772 00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:49,466 Yeah, we will. What is that? 773 00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:51,835 It's coming from the baggage compartment. 774 00:47:51,836 --> 00:47:53,471 [DOG BARKING] 775 00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:56,606 It must be Freeway. 776 00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:58,042 [STAMMERS] 777 00:47:58,043 --> 00:48:00,078 I'll go get him. 778 00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:03,214 [WHINNIES] 779 00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:09,753 Aw, Mr. H. 780 00:48:09,754 --> 00:48:11,355 Ain't that cute? 781 00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:14,525 Freeway wants to take him home. 782 00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:19,863 Whose idea was that? 783 00:48:19,864 --> 00:48:22,732 Freeway's. Oh, sure. 784 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,901 Uh, listen, Max, uh, since Freeway's English 785 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,636 is a little choppy, 786 00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:28,272 would you mind telling me 787 00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:31,109 how we're gonna take care of a year-old colt at the house? 788 00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:35,279 We'll fix up the guest room. 789 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,614 Oh, woo! [BOTH LAUGH] 790 00:48:37,615 --> 00:48:38,984 [HORSE WHINNIES] 791 00:48:46,191 --> 00:48:48,326 ♪ ♪ 55472

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