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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:51,540 Weight classes don't matter! 2 00:00:51,541 --> 00:00:53,707 Skin colors don't matter! 3 00:00:53,708 --> 00:01:01,207 Welcome to a new season of "Champion of Champions"! 4 00:01:01,208 --> 00:01:06,332 The prize is bigger than ever, and we have more fighters than ever! 5 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:11,832 Kicking the season off are "The Gluttonous Boxer", Tiger... 6 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:16,624 and "The Violator", Haji! 7 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,499 Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! 8 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:26,457 - You wanna lose your job? - No, no, no! 9 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:27,458 Get moving! 10 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,523 So sorry! 11 00:01:28,611 --> 00:01:31,082 OK, girls, go go go! 12 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:38,915 Tiger is entering the ring! 13 00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:42,082 Look at that swagger. He's in the zone tonight. 14 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:44,082 His opponent is Haji, 15 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:46,999 the Romanian fighter known for flaunting the rules. 16 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,915 This will be an epic battle of good versus evil! 17 00:01:49,916 --> 00:01:55,415 "Gao Finances, We Collect Every Debt!" 18 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:06,957 The Gluttonous Boxer began boxing from a young age, 19 00:02:06,958 --> 00:02:10,790 eating and fighting his way from the countryside to the city! 20 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:18,582 He's been 5-0 since changing his fighting style to MMA. 21 00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:22,457 Let's see if he'll eat Haji for dinner tonight! 22 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:42,040 She looks familiar. 23 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:45,999 Indeed she does. 24 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:13,874 Tiger began his career as a boxer. 25 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:16,832 His teacher, Ma Qing, was on the World Games Team. 26 00:03:30,450 --> 00:03:31,874 Ladies and gentlemen, 27 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:33,557 you must all be at the edge of your seats. 28 00:03:33,558 --> 00:03:36,249 This highly anticipated bout is about to begin. 29 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:37,749 On the blue side... 30 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:41,417 At 75 kilograms and 178 centimeters, 31 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:44,165 hailing from Romania... 32 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:49,457 HA-JI! 33 00:03:50,791 --> 00:03:52,290 Coming up next, 34 00:03:52,291 --> 00:03:53,874 on the red corner... 35 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:56,624 Also 75 kilograms 36 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:59,290 and at 180 centimeters... 37 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:02,392 China's very own "Gluttonous Boxer"... 38 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:07,040 TI-GER! 39 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:16,040 Bullshit MMA. It's all for show! 40 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:28,083 Good night, Master! 41 00:04:29,283 --> 00:04:30,283 Good night, Master! 42 00:04:30,675 --> 00:04:31,942 Good night, Master! 43 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,457 Hurry! 44 00:04:45,933 --> 00:04:47,249 Go, Tiger, go! 45 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:51,124 Haji's got Tiger pinned down. He has the upper hand! 46 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:07,420 That's a foul! 47 00:05:07,452 --> 00:05:09,040 He gouged my eyes! He gouged my eyes! 48 00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:12,957 That was eye gouging! You're blind, ref! 49 00:05:14,217 --> 00:05:15,290 Get him! Go! 50 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:30,374 Go, Tiger! Hit him! 51 00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:51,374 Foul! Foul...! 52 00:05:53,916 --> 00:05:55,999 He got kneed in the groin! Are you on the take? 53 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Foul! Foul! Foul! 54 00:05:57,041 --> 00:05:59,165 Foul! Foul...! 55 00:05:59,166 --> 00:06:01,999 Foul! 56 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:06,165 That was totally a foul! 57 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,499 Kick his ass! Get his blind spot! 58 00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:18,665 Haji's a dirty boxer, 59 00:06:18,666 --> 00:06:20,424 but the audience seems to love him 60 00:06:20,425 --> 00:06:21,665 for the entertainment value. 61 00:06:21,666 --> 00:06:23,346 Tiger's got a hell of a fight ahead of him. 62 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:27,915 Get him! Come on! 63 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:31,875 Stop! 64 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:35,333 Stop! 65 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:42,082 Stop! 66 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:43,083 Stop! 67 00:06:45,041 --> 00:06:46,790 How can you bite him?! 68 00:06:47,342 --> 00:06:50,332 This is out of control! The ref has stopped the match! 69 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:58,332 That was a damn foul! 70 00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:11,749 Oh God! 71 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:16,332 He defied gravity! 72 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:18,832 The Spinning Revolver! 73 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:23,165 What an amazing move! 74 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:24,790 Spinning Revolver! 75 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:53,124 I remember now. That's Granny Snow's granddaughter! 76 00:07:53,717 --> 00:07:55,832 I got her, too. Cuckoo Du! 77 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,624 She owes 400 grand! 78 00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:09,207 Quan! 79 00:08:18,646 --> 00:08:19,832 Stop right there! 80 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,957 Cuckoo Du! 81 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:22,333 Come out here! 82 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,999 Where is she?! 83 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,499 Come out right now! 84 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:35,249 Get her! Come out right now! 85 00:08:35,502 --> 00:08:36,707 Check over there! 86 00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:37,708 Come out! 87 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:43,790 Where the hell... come out right now! 88 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:44,791 Is she over there? 89 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,415 Where the hell has she gone?! 90 00:08:47,416 --> 00:08:49,040 Have you lost her? 91 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:54,415 If I find her, I'll chop her up and feed her to the dogs! 92 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:55,832 Let's go! 93 00:08:58,291 --> 00:08:59,457 Let's get some food. 94 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:15,999 Master is angry 95 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:21,957 - Ma, you asshole! - Ah! 96 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:04,999 How the hell are you going to pay? 97 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,166 Clothes off! 98 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:22,790 Off! 99 00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:32,625 Take a spin! 100 00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:37,791 Hey! 101 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,291 Got a talent? 102 00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:42,166 I can sing. 103 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:43,583 Then sing! 104 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:48,957 I regret nothing 105 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:51,040 I just never. 106 00:10:52,008 --> 00:10:56,207 Shit! Any girl on the street can sing like that! 107 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:57,832 What else you got? 108 00:10:58,933 --> 00:10:59,996 I can dance. 109 00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:01,179 Then dance! 110 00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:11,832 Any girl on the street can dance like that! 111 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:18,957 Where do you live? 112 00:11:19,508 --> 00:11:20,508 In the park. 113 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:29,040 Net even a damn key! You must sleep on the streets. 114 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:31,624 Quan! 115 00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:34,041 Sell her! 116 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,374 It'll put us in the red! 117 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,749 What else can I do? 118 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:43,583 Hey! 119 00:11:43,942 --> 00:11:45,249 Can you do a skyward kick? 120 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:48,624 Do it! 121 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:55,707 I can put her in something. 122 00:11:57,108 --> 00:11:58,108 Good! 123 00:11:58,625 --> 00:11:59,625 Let's go! 124 00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:01,224 What are you putting me in? 125 00:12:01,225 --> 00:12:02,432 Porn. 126 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,707 Pack your crap! 127 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:25,540 Tiger's coming out! 128 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:28,957 - That was a kick-ass move, Tiger! - That's right! 129 00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:31,290 Cut the ass kissing and pay up! 130 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,290 Get in. 131 00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,749 I haven't buckled up yet... 132 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,749 Forget the seat belt! 133 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,165 Get out! 134 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,999 Don't even think about running! 135 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,790 Why are we at a warehouse? 136 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,832 This is my home! Warehouse, my ass... 137 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:33,791 Sleep over there! 138 00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:39,415 That's my friends' stuff. 139 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,749 They're on the run now, 140 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:44,207 but they'll be back any day now. Don't touch a thing! 141 00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,790 Take a shower and go to sleep. 142 00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,290 I'm putting your ass to work tomorrow! 143 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,540 What's the point?! I can rip all that off in 5 seconds! 144 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:12,915 Ow! 145 00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:58,832 Time for work! 146 00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:01,749 Why is your family's Stinky Noodles so tasty? 147 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:02,765 What Stinky Noodles? 148 00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:04,707 What the hell?! Your granny's Stinky Noodles! 149 00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:06,165 My granny? 150 00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,957 Granny Snow. Hell, your grandma! 151 00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,582 Where are you taking me? 152 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:13,749 Where the hell can you go? 153 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,499 Rise... 154 00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:31,040 Ugly Ostrich! 155 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,874 The director's on a poo break! 156 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,540 Actors, take five! 157 00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:43,207 Everyone else, stand by. 158 00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,874 This is the porn you were talking about? 159 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:48,999 You wanna do real porn? 160 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 No, no, no! 161 00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,665 Imbecile! 162 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,999 So... If I wear this, 163 00:16:58,192 --> 00:17:00,415 I won't have to wear this? 164 00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:01,707 You wanna wear it? 165 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:02,770 No, no, no! 166 00:17:02,795 --> 00:17:04,082 Imbecile! 167 00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:06,374 You must've been duped by some scumbag! 168 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,582 Did he take your virginity? 169 00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:11,582 Did he take your money, too? 170 00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:16,957 And did you have to pay his debts? 171 00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:19,874 Director's back! Actors in positions! 172 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:30,249 Rise, Ugly Ostrich! 173 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:35,332 Don't drown yourself in mistakes of the past! 174 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,540 Crybaby! 175 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,624 Give yourself another chance at life! 176 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:48,999 Don't make the same mistakes again! 177 00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:52,415 Skyward kick! 178 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,665 Your granny's shop is at the east side of the lake. 179 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:10,290 My master's school is at the west side! 180 00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:12,665 It's 30 minutes' walk if I walk fast, 181 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,999 45 if I walk slow! 182 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:17,375 Uh-huh. 183 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,582 My master, Ma Qing! 184 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,832 Silver medalist at the Sydney World Games. 185 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:25,833 Oh. 186 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,499 Your granny was really nice to me. 187 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,749 Everyone else gets a bowl this small, 188 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,624 but mine was always this big! 189 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,707 How's your granny? 190 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,665 You don't know? 191 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:43,832 You haven't visited her? 192 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,040 Do you even call her? 193 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:50,457 What the hell?! That's messed up! 194 00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:51,458 Sure. 195 00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,540 People usually get three pieces of pig intestines! 196 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:57,082 Your granny gave me six pieces! 197 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,813 Hot girls washing cars is so popular! 198 00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:13,540 But your girl's expensive, man! 199 00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:14,624 Remember to pay up! 200 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,207 She has to pay up, too! 201 00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:19,665 Is he a musician? 202 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:20,958 Who? 203 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:22,791 The scumbag! 204 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,582 Is he talented? 205 00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,458 So talented that you abandoned your granny for him? 206 00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,332 Is he handsome? 207 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:38,749 Is he more handsome than me? 208 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000 That's him! 209 00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:41,332 That's him? 210 00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,749 He's handsome like Qu Fengfeng? 211 00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:48,457 "Can you sing? Can you dance?" 212 00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:50,457 Hey, where are you going? 213 00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:53,624 "Hi, everyone, I'm Qu Fengfeng!" 214 00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,332 "Join me on this season of Perfect Diva!" 215 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,999 "Join the auditions and I'll see you on the show." 216 00:20:02,525 --> 00:20:03,582 Get washing! 217 00:20:04,067 --> 00:20:05,204 I want to join the show! 218 00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:06,362 What are you on about? 219 00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:07,724 I need to see Qu! 220 00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,028 Gimme 200 bucks for a bus ticket! 221 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,624 Hell no! 222 00:20:31,192 --> 00:20:32,540 Gimme my ID for the audition! 223 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:34,665 Go to hell! 224 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,082 I want to be on Perfect Diva! 225 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,615 Shut up or I'll slap you! 226 00:20:46,616 --> 00:20:48,282 There are only three days left! 227 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,207 You're such a pain! 228 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,540 What is she mumbling on about? 229 00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:04,874 "Gimme 200 bucks! Gimme my ID card!" 230 00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,415 "I want to be on Perfect Diva!" 231 00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,374 She's gone nuts. Let's sell her! 232 00:21:08,983 --> 00:21:10,749 She's been working to pay you back! 233 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,540 Fine... Fine... 234 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,957 That Russian's knees are too strong. 235 00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:21,832 No way I'm fighting him. 236 00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:25,541 Then I'm selling her. 237 00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,665 What does she have to do with this? 238 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,665 You won't fight, and she's nuts! 239 00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:31,915 How else will we make money? 240 00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:37,471 Fine, I'll fight, I'll fight, I'll fight... 241 00:21:41,385 --> 00:21:42,415 Defense! 242 00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:44,165 With your right! Defense! 243 00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:55,832 Use your left! Do it! Do it! 244 00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:02,082 Hang in there, damn it! 245 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,582 Stop... stop... stop. 246 00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:36,583 Tiger, 247 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,707 your intraocular pressure is getting worse. 248 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:40,475 You'll get glaucoma if you keep fighting. 249 00:22:40,757 --> 00:22:41,874 I'll stop in two years. 250 00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:42,875 You'll be fine! 251 00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:44,124 Glaucoma's no big deal! 252 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,124 I have glaucoma on both my eyes! 253 00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,465 Your right liver's tearing up. 254 00:22:49,466 --> 00:22:50,783 It'll rupture if you keep it up! 255 00:22:50,814 --> 00:22:52,032 I'll stop after this year, then. 256 00:22:52,033 --> 00:22:53,083 You'll be fine! 257 00:22:53,108 --> 00:22:55,032 I have cirrhosis and I'm fine! 258 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,124 Your dopaminergic neurons are dying. 259 00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,850 You'll get Parkinson's if you keep it up! 260 00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:07,582 I'll stop right away, then! 261 00:23:08,817 --> 00:23:09,817 No, you're fine! 262 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,457 Cra... 263 00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,533 Cramp! 264 00:23:49,517 --> 00:23:50,833 Cramp! 265 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:52,166 Cuckoo! 266 00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:53,874 Press it down! Press it! Press it! 267 00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:00,832 Right leg! Right leg! 268 00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:09,082 Press, not pull! 269 00:24:14,809 --> 00:24:15,825 You damn thief! 270 00:24:15,850 --> 00:24:17,640 I'm off to the audition! I'll be right back! 271 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:20,290 Damn thief! You're even taking the ukelele?! 272 00:24:23,291 --> 00:24:24,790 You thief! 273 00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:45,958 Cuckoo! 274 00:24:48,666 --> 00:24:50,124 Stop! 275 00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:52,290 Don't wear out my clutch! 276 00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:56,124 Not the clutch! 277 00:25:00,117 --> 00:25:01,832 Today's the last day. 278 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,499 I have to be there! 279 00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:20,874 Foot off! Engine's gonna flood! 280 00:25:23,392 --> 00:25:24,665 What's wrong with you?! 281 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:29,415 He took my virginity, my money and my songs! 282 00:25:32,791 --> 00:25:35,207 Those hits of his were all stolen from me! 283 00:25:36,025 --> 00:25:37,040 Qu's a scumbag. 284 00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:39,449 "The King of Originality, Qu Fengfeng, now on Perfect Diva!" 285 00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:42,115 "Hi, everyone, I'm Qu Fengfeng!" 286 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,915 I'm have to give him a piece of my mind! 287 00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:48,457 Qu is your ex-boyfriend? 288 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,207 Then Madonna's my mom and Rihanna's my girl! 289 00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:53,374 He's really the scumbag! 290 00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:56,999 If I'm lying, then I'll go blind and mute and get hit by a car! 291 00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:01,957 Damn it. 292 00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:03,416 I'll go. 293 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,374 I'll drive you myself. 294 00:26:07,690 --> 00:26:08,714 You're lying! 295 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,782 I'm not! 296 00:26:09,808 --> 00:26:10,808 Promise me! 297 00:26:11,545 --> 00:26:13,482 If I'm lying, then I'll never have enough to eat! 298 00:26:13,483 --> 00:26:14,882 No way! 299 00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:18,416 If I'm lying... 300 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:21,582 Then I'll die in the ring. 301 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:31,790 You lied! 302 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,499 I need my shoes! 303 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:42,333 Ahh listen to the thunderstorm 304 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:45,832 Someone's tears have become a river 305 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,457 flowing downstream 306 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:53,124 I hear a wave of sha-la-la 307 00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:55,499 Heaven and Earth is a song 308 00:26:56,525 --> 00:26:59,033 Good work. Thank you! 309 00:26:59,541 --> 00:27:00,917 - Not bad at all! - Very good! 310 00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:02,707 Thank you, judges. 311 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:04,608 Please give me a chance. Thank you! 312 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,624 60770! 313 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:18,582 I regret nothing 314 00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:25,957 I just never had a chance to shed tears for love 315 00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:29,832 Who can make me... 316 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:33,250 bare my soul for all to see 317 00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:36,957 Make me give my all without... 318 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,999 Thank you, next! 319 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,749 Let's get something to eat! My treat! 320 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:03,707 Hey! Where are you going? 321 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,707 There's another audition in Yidong! 322 00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:07,624 That's 200 kilometers away! Damn it! 323 00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:11,790 Hey! 324 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:13,749 Take your foot off my clutch. 325 00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:16,332 Scoot over. I'll drive. 326 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:28,540 You're screwed if you rely on vocals. 327 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,207 You have to dance. 328 00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:31,624 Dance like a maniac! 329 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:32,666 A maniac! 330 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:41,165 I regret nothing 331 00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:48,124 I just never had a chance to shed tears for love 332 00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:51,582 Who can make me... 333 00:28:52,075 --> 00:28:55,299 bare my soul for all to see 334 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:56,392 Make me give my... 335 00:28:56,417 --> 00:28:57,449 Stop! 336 00:29:13,525 --> 00:29:15,165 Hurry up! 337 00:29:16,404 --> 00:29:17,417 What for? 338 00:29:17,442 --> 00:29:18,900 Come on! 339 00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:26,874 You can't sing. 340 00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:28,790 You can't dance. 341 00:29:30,317 --> 00:29:31,437 The only thing left is to... 342 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:36,790 show some skin! 343 00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:48,582 Ugh, I can't watch this. 344 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:55,540 I regret nothing 345 00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:56,541 Stop! 346 00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:04,290 Dancing didn't work... 347 00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:07,040 Singing didn't work... 348 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,582 Stripping didn't work... 349 00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:12,957 - You just have to... - Shut up! 350 00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:54,725 Turn right at the intersection up ahead. 351 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:59,040 Go straight, then turn left at the next block. 352 00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:02,374 Don't dawdle! 353 00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:03,775 Or the director will kill you guys! 354 00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:07,958 Where do I sign up? 355 00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:10,540 We're done! Try again next year. 356 00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:12,667 Lu? 357 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,250 Pay up! 358 00:31:23,666 --> 00:31:26,290 Stop, Tiger! Don't hit me! 359 00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:28,545 - Your hair's turned white. - I promise I'll pay! 360 00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:31,056 ...and you're still an assistant director? 361 00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:36,582 I'm waiting for my chance! 362 00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:38,749 It's coming! 363 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:40,582 Good, you hang in there! 364 00:31:40,875 --> 00:31:42,832 But you still gotta pay your debt! 365 00:31:43,842 --> 00:31:50,415 I expect to expect no one 366 00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:54,332 Looking back, I've seen it all 367 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:57,499 After all these years 368 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:04,790 My love for myself is the only irreplaceable love 369 00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:23,082 Zhao Ying! Zhao Ying! 370 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:25,790 Thank you, Miss Zhao! Thank you! 371 00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:31,290 Who the hell is that? 372 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,540 She can't be in here. Get her out! 373 00:32:33,541 --> 00:32:34,790 Who is that?! 374 00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:39,457 Sorry, you can't be here without a ticket. 375 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,458 Please cooperate. 376 00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:41,874 Do your damn job, Lu! 377 00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:44,665 Can't even do an intern's job at your age! Go to hell! 378 00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:46,124 Got it! 379 00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:47,125 Right away! 380 00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,374 She's a contestant! 381 00:32:50,508 --> 00:32:51,574 Step aside, step aside. 382 00:32:51,575 --> 00:32:52,782 Let her in, let her in. 383 00:32:52,916 --> 00:32:55,040 Sorry, she got here late. 384 00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:08,700 Love has disappointed me 385 00:33:09,258 --> 00:33:12,082 I'm leaving my delusions behind 386 00:33:12,541 --> 00:33:15,290 I don't believe that keeping it alive in my mind 387 00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:18,624 will change the course of my life 388 00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:21,499 They may be badly hurt 389 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:25,165 but I choose to let go 390 00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:27,832 I don't want to, don't need to, don't have to 391 00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:31,332 be like everyone else 392 00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:37,342 I go against the grain 393 00:33:54,041 --> 00:33:55,374 See you in the next round! 394 00:33:58,250 --> 00:33:59,832 93362! 395 00:34:23,291 --> 00:34:29,499 I don't regret a thing 396 00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:37,874 But is there anyone who can break my heart 397 00:34:38,425 --> 00:34:43,332 I don't know how to... 398 00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:48,457 bare my soul for all to see 399 00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:56,374 and have someone share the fatigue of loneliness 400 00:34:57,708 --> 00:35:05,708 Is that someone out there? 401 00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:16,249 It's Tiger! 402 00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:19,040 Hi! Can I get a photo with you? 403 00:35:22,525 --> 00:35:24,040 Lu! 404 00:35:24,508 --> 00:35:27,457 Do your damn job and get things under control! 405 00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:29,249 Got it! I'm on it... 406 00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:31,040 Tiger! 407 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:38,165 Stop! No more photos.... 408 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,582 Did you write the song? 409 00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:46,416 I did. 410 00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:48,415 It's very much in Qu Fengfeng's style. 411 00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:57,207 It's Zhao Ying! The Goddess herself! 412 00:35:57,842 --> 00:35:58,842 Let's go... 413 00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:01,624 You can see the scumbag again in the next round! 414 00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:03,374 Are you hungry? 415 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:04,308 Not at all. 416 00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:05,699 We haven't eaten a thing today. 417 00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:08,165 I want breakfast, lunch and dinner! 418 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,099 I'll drive 700 kilometers, eat breakfast again, 419 00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:11,100 then go to work! 420 00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:17,165 Hey, Zheng! Time to pay up! 421 00:36:17,833 --> 00:36:18,833 No money? 422 00:36:19,041 --> 00:36:21,040 Bring your equipment to the old theater tomorrow! 423 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:25,457 Donkey, pay up! 424 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,665 Yo, punk! Time to pay up! 425 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,749 I don't have the money, Tiger. 426 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:37,874 Then come with me! 427 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:47,415 Hurry up! This way! 428 00:36:47,416 --> 00:36:50,483 Get a move on! 429 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:55,082 One, two, three! 430 00:37:14,283 --> 00:37:16,212 I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days 431 00:37:16,237 --> 00:37:18,965 - I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days - Cutting board! 432 00:37:18,990 --> 00:37:20,837 But I only see black and white right now 433 00:37:20,862 --> 00:37:23,042 - But I only see black and white right now - Coriander! 434 00:37:23,067 --> 00:37:25,540 I believe a colorful future lies ahead 435 00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:29,207 Even pessimists can't stay pessimistic forever 436 00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:32,715 - I love... - Come on, you have no stage presence! 437 00:37:32,716 --> 00:37:34,794 No matter who cuts the ribbon on this elegant stage 438 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:37,769 - No matter who cuts the ribbon on this elegant stage - Copy some pop divas! 439 00:37:37,794 --> 00:37:38,999 I can't wait for it 440 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,332 Do Madonna! 441 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:46,008 Come on! Beef, garlic, onions, peppercorns and green pepper! 442 00:37:46,108 --> 00:37:47,499 Get 'em in there! 443 00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:52,415 I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days 444 00:37:52,583 --> 00:37:55,290 But I only see black and white right now 445 00:37:55,291 --> 00:37:56,874 Do Lady Gaga! 446 00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:09,915 I believe a colorful future lies ahead 447 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:13,017 Even pessimists can't stay pessimistic forever 448 00:38:13,117 --> 00:38:14,665 Do Rihanna! 449 00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:28,225 I love... I love... 450 00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:29,282 Raise your ass! 451 00:38:29,283 --> 00:38:33,082 No matter who cuts the ribbon on this elegant stage... 452 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,042 Be sexy! 453 00:38:34,067 --> 00:38:38,165 I can't wait for it 454 00:38:41,692 --> 00:38:43,749 Do Sex Pistol! 455 00:38:52,318 --> 00:38:55,082 - I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days - Go nuts! Rock out! 456 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:56,249 I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days 457 00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:58,416 - But I only see black and white right now - Rock some more! Get crazier! 458 00:38:58,441 --> 00:39:00,242 - But I only see black and white right now - Crazier! 459 00:39:00,274 --> 00:39:01,957 Do Phoenix Legend! 460 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,999 I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days 461 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,047 But I only see black and white right now 462 00:39:19,072 --> 00:39:21,226 - But I only see black and white right now - Do a high note! 463 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,749 - Black and white...! - Higher! 464 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,499 - Black and white...! - Go higher! 465 00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:34,425 Cheers! 466 00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:36,450 Cheers! 467 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,499 Come om! Eat up, drink up! 468 00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,540 I have to go on TV! 469 00:40:04,541 --> 00:40:05,915 You can eat all the meat you want. 470 00:40:05,916 --> 00:40:07,332 You just have to cut carbs. 471 00:40:07,833 --> 00:40:08,915 But you're eating carbs. 472 00:40:09,083 --> 00:40:10,165 Don't worry about me. 473 00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:11,915 I'm quitting fighting soon. 474 00:40:12,027 --> 00:40:13,383 Dr. Li says if I don't quit soon, 475 00:40:13,408 --> 00:40:14,790 I'll go blind! 476 00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:16,165 My liver will rupture! 477 00:40:16,808 --> 00:40:18,008 And I'll get Parkinson's! 478 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,582 So I've made a decision. 479 00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:21,863 I'm opening a hotpot restaurant! 480 00:40:22,035 --> 00:40:23,626 I'll copy the clear soup from LapuLapu, 481 00:40:23,650 --> 00:40:24,999 the spicy soup from Aroma Shu, 482 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,280 the ingredients from Little Fish 483 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:27,915 and the service style from HaiLiLao! 484 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,415 Sabotage! 485 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,540 Hey! These people pay up on time every month 486 00:40:47,541 --> 00:40:49,493 And you still smash up the place! Are you nuts?! 487 00:40:49,525 --> 00:40:50,739 Damn right I'm freakin' crazy! 488 00:40:50,764 --> 00:40:52,158 You won't fight, you won't collect my debts, 489 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:53,666 and you won't even let me collect? 490 00:40:53,691 --> 00:40:54,910 What am I supposed to live on? 491 00:40:54,935 --> 00:40:56,132 You're forcing me to fight Miyamoto? 492 00:40:56,172 --> 00:40:57,147 Damn right! 493 00:40:57,172 --> 00:40:58,040 I'll go blind! 494 00:40:58,041 --> 00:40:58,975 You won't! 495 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Go to hell! 496 00:41:03,884 --> 00:41:04,850 Call the cops. 497 00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:06,515 This baldie trembles at the sight of cops! 498 00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:11,249 You're done with her debt! 499 00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:12,457 I'll take it from here. 500 00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:15,790 Fine, I'll fight him! 501 00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:17,457 But it's the last time! 502 00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:19,290 We'll see! 503 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:21,749 Pack it up! 504 00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:24,665 We're done here! 505 00:41:33,666 --> 00:41:36,167 Hello, everyone, this is Perfect Diva. 506 00:41:36,267 --> 00:41:37,707 Welcome! 507 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,374 Should I sing, or should I expose Qu? 508 00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,832 With that voice, you'll probably get eliminated. 509 00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:49,790 If you expose Qu, you'll get eliminated and beaten by his fans. 510 00:41:49,791 --> 00:41:51,683 But I can protect you. 511 00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:52,730 You decide. 512 00:41:52,755 --> 00:41:54,396 Welcome the contestant who had the highest score in auditions. 513 00:41:54,421 --> 00:41:56,167 She's got that cool knee slide. 514 00:41:56,267 --> 00:41:58,499 Pearl, the kick-ass rocker! 515 00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:02,582 They may be badly hurt 516 00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:06,082 I choose to let go 517 00:42:06,416 --> 00:42:10,749 I go against the grain 518 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:19,707 What's happened to your legs? 519 00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:21,415 I hit the floor too hard. 520 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:23,124 My left kneecap was smashed 521 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,540 and the ligament on my right knee was torn. 522 00:42:26,083 --> 00:42:28,790 The doctor says I may never walk again. 523 00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:30,499 But it was totally worth it... 524 00:42:31,541 --> 00:42:32,541 in the name of music! 525 00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:36,619 On behalf of music... 526 00:42:36,644 --> 00:42:37,642 I thank you! 527 00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:40,499 Qu, the King of Originality! 528 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:42,665 Originality, my ass! You're just a thief! 529 00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:31,750 Hey! 530 00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:35,707 I live life with no compromise 531 00:43:36,458 --> 00:43:41,249 I chase my dreams with no regrets 532 00:43:41,791 --> 00:43:45,040 Don't think that I've already given my all 533 00:43:45,541 --> 00:43:49,082 Don't look at the tears welling in my eyes 534 00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:52,749 You gotta give every-everything 535 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,457 To get every-everything 536 00:43:56,708 --> 00:44:01,040 Give much more than more 537 00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:09,374 Love all of me 538 00:44:22,217 --> 00:44:23,582 No compromise 539 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,582 With you, even tears are valuable 540 00:44:33,791 --> 00:44:38,040 Without you, my mind wanders 541 00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:43,207 There's uncertainty in a halfway love 542 00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:45,374 But there's nothing false about my sorrows 543 00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:46,025 Even haggardness can feel melancholic 544 00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:47,624 - Even haggardness can feel melancholic - Another damn thief! 545 00:44:47,625 --> 00:44:48,809 - Even haggardness can feel melancholic - What do I do? 546 00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:49,833 Cuckoo! 547 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:51,957 You're up next! 548 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:53,415 Singing's not gonna work. 549 00:44:53,541 --> 00:44:55,190 - Give him a piece of your mind! - Got it. 550 00:44:55,215 --> 00:44:56,290 Hey! Hey! 551 00:44:57,125 --> 00:44:58,123 Toss this at him! 552 00:44:58,148 --> 00:44:59,290 Toss it, then run back here. 553 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:01,082 We'll fight our way out. 554 00:45:02,416 --> 00:45:03,416 Go on! 555 00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:16,465 Our next contestant won us over at the audition 556 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:20,082 with an original composition that sounds like the songs of... 557 00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:21,249 Qu Fengfeng! 558 00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:27,582 Qu! Qu! Qu... 559 00:45:28,150 --> 00:45:32,874 He has enough fans to drown us in spit! 560 00:45:33,708 --> 00:45:35,749 Here is Cuckoo Du! 561 00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:41,540 I regret nothing 562 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:50,200 and have someone share the fatigue of loneliness 563 00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:53,874 Is that someone out there? 564 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,915 Shake! Dance! 565 00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:16,082 Why did the audience just go nuts? 566 00:46:16,598 --> 00:46:17,637 It turns out that... 567 00:46:17,662 --> 00:46:19,957 Qu just put on another cool pose! 568 00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:22,624 He's truly the people's idol! 569 00:46:27,958 --> 00:46:29,540 Don't be so stiff! 570 00:46:36,067 --> 00:46:38,957 Are you going to play something on that ukulele? 571 00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:00,832 She's not going to expose him? 572 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:08,207 Do you still remember that place? 573 00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:16,290 It reminds us what all this was for 574 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:24,040 The train of time stops for nothing 575 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:29,957 Those who leave halfway will mature 576 00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:35,207 and find another answer 577 00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:43,749 I can only forget or forgive 578 00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:48,374 I can only smile with disappointment 579 00:47:48,708 --> 00:47:56,708 Without any despair 580 00:47:59,083 --> 00:48:07,083 I will continue on this road alone 581 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,124 Did you write this song, too? 582 00:48:33,807 --> 00:48:34,725 Yes. 583 00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:37,082 It's still very close to Qu's style! 584 00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:39,582 It's Qu that is close to my style! 585 00:48:53,208 --> 00:48:56,915 The two contestants with the lowest scores will be evaluated 586 00:48:56,916 --> 00:48:59,082 and one of them will be eliminated tonight. 587 00:48:59,125 --> 00:49:02,749 Please welcome everyone back on the stage. 588 00:49:04,083 --> 00:49:06,003 The two contestants with the lowest scores are... 589 00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:07,540 Cuckoo 590 00:49:09,333 --> 00:49:10,499 and Han. 591 00:49:15,912 --> 00:49:17,228 Qu is skipping the evaluation 592 00:49:17,253 --> 00:49:19,040 He just voted to eliminate Cuckoo! 593 00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:20,750 That's right! 594 00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:23,415 Cuckoo had the weakest stage presence! 595 00:49:23,739 --> 00:49:24,556 That's right! 596 00:49:24,581 --> 00:49:26,957 At least Han shewed some variety in her dance moves! 597 00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:33,249 This move is Madonna's. 598 00:49:33,717 --> 00:49:34,999 Lady Gaga. 599 00:49:35,416 --> 00:49:36,707 Rihanna. 600 00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:38,165 Sex Pistols. 601 00:49:38,833 --> 00:49:41,124 And Phoenix Legend. 602 00:49:42,583 --> 00:49:43,832 You're the King of Originality, 603 00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:46,082 Aren't you supposed to hate copycats? 604 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,058 That's right! At least Cuckoo's songs 605 00:49:48,158 --> 00:49:49,999 are original compositions. 606 00:49:51,416 --> 00:49:55,582 That's right! I'd rather Han just did a tacky dance with a fan! 607 00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:14,665 I was so nervous. 608 00:50:16,625 --> 00:50:18,749 Are you mad that I didn't tell Qu off? 609 00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:20,332 - Next time! - Right! 610 00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:22,143 But the next round is your last chance. 611 00:50:22,625 --> 00:50:24,124 The competition is too fierce. 612 00:50:25,083 --> 00:50:26,290 It's time for boot camp. 613 00:50:26,708 --> 00:50:27,708 Right! 614 00:50:28,375 --> 00:50:29,707 Zhao is so damn nice! 615 00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:30,707 Right! 616 00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:32,165 Her breasts are so damn big! 617 00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:35,500 I'm hungry! 618 00:50:36,541 --> 00:50:37,874 Then let's eat! 619 00:50:38,708 --> 00:50:40,707 - I want spicy hot pot! - Hot pot it is! 620 00:50:54,541 --> 00:50:58,165 It doesn't hurt... 621 00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:03,125 It doesn't hurt... 622 00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:12,457 Lift your head! Lift it! 623 00:51:13,291 --> 00:51:14,207 Now, turn! 624 00:51:14,208 --> 00:51:20,582 It ain't heavy! Right... left... duck! 625 00:51:48,650 --> 00:51:49,832 It doesn't hurt! 626 00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:53,070 It doesn't hurt! It doesn't hurt! 627 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:09,082 Spin again! 628 00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:12,499 Again! 629 00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:21,540 I've told you a million times! 630 00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:22,707 It's not just one spin. 631 00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:23,999 It's two goddamn spins! 632 00:52:26,161 --> 00:52:27,058 That's impossible. 633 00:52:27,083 --> 00:52:28,083 You did it in the ring. 634 00:52:28,125 --> 00:52:29,147 Why can't you do it now?! 635 00:52:29,172 --> 00:52:30,227 How should I know?! 636 00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:31,941 Maybe I was possessed by something! 637 00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:34,415 The Revolver is the moneymaker! The fans love it! 638 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:53,708 It doesn't hurt! 639 00:52:54,767 --> 00:52:55,767 It doesn't hurt! 640 00:52:56,067 --> 00:52:57,134 It doesn't hurt! 641 00:52:57,958 --> 00:53:00,499 It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt! 642 00:53:27,358 --> 00:53:29,749 Tiger, I've got a cramp! 643 00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:32,374 Cuckoo, I've got a cramp, too! 644 00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:34,832 I've got a cramp, too! 645 00:53:48,875 --> 00:53:49,957 Don't let him lock you. 646 00:53:50,458 --> 00:53:52,082 It's all over if he has you in a lock. 647 00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:55,915 Cheer me on! 648 00:53:56,875 --> 00:53:58,790 Go, Tiger! 649 00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:01,625 Good luck! 650 00:54:03,733 --> 00:54:04,733 Where's Cuckoo? 651 00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:06,415 And for tonight's main match: 652 00:54:06,416 --> 00:54:07,915 He looks like a troll 653 00:54:07,916 --> 00:54:09,957 and he locks like a demon. 654 00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:12,540 The strongest contender after "Slayer" Joe Weah, 655 00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:15,374 the Japanese metrosexual... 656 00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:19,499 Mi-ya-moto! 657 00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:37,916 Cuckoo! 658 00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:39,875 Why?! 659 00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:43,165 It's not my fault! It's hers! 660 00:54:43,625 --> 00:54:44,957 Get back here and get to work! 661 00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:48,790 Wait, Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 662 00:54:48,791 --> 00:54:50,457 Cheer me on! 663 00:54:50,458 --> 00:54:54,665 Cuckoo! Let me see you! 664 00:54:55,817 --> 00:54:56,707 Scum! 665 00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:57,874 Useless trash! 666 00:54:57,875 --> 00:54:59,915 Damn you! 667 00:54:59,916 --> 00:55:01,249 You're the useless trash! 668 00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:04,415 Miyamoto, you scum! 669 00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:48,208 Shake him loose! 670 00:55:48,758 --> 00:55:50,275 Shake him loose! 671 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,499 He's screwed... Hang in there! 672 00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,707 Hang in there! Hang in there! 673 00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:15,666 Stop! 674 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:17,208 Corner! 675 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,083 Can you keep going? 676 00:56:20,750 --> 00:56:23,707 He doesn't need a doctor. He can fight! 677 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,540 Come here and sit down. 678 00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:26,707 Keep him down! 679 00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:28,665 Relax! You're fine! 680 00:56:31,375 --> 00:56:33,332 Hang in there! 681 00:56:34,041 --> 00:56:36,163 Hang in there! 682 00:56:36,208 --> 00:56:42,538 Hold him down! Relax! 683 00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:50,624 You'll be fine... you'll be fine... 684 00:56:50,625 --> 00:56:52,082 Popped it back in. Keep fighting. 685 00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:56,915 What the hell, Cuckoo?! 686 00:56:57,091 --> 00:56:58,582 Why are you cheering for that girly man?! 687 00:56:58,607 --> 00:56:59,637 Kill that Jap! 688 00:56:59,662 --> 00:57:00,892 I wasn't! 689 00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:08,499 Fight! 690 00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:40,665 The floor is where Miyamoto dominates. 691 00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:43,915 Looks like Tiger is heading for a loss... 692 00:57:50,625 --> 00:57:53,957 Go, Tiger! Tiger! Tiger! 693 00:57:54,166 --> 00:57:56,540 Go, Tiger! 694 00:57:57,375 --> 00:57:58,508 Go, Tiger! 695 00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:00,575 Go, Tiger! 696 00:58:01,375 --> 00:58:03,082 Go, Tiger! 697 00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:09,999 Go, Tiger! 698 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000 Get back there, Cuckoo! 699 00:58:11,333 --> 00:58:13,374 Let her go, damn it! Let her through! 700 00:58:14,557 --> 00:58:15,548 Let me go! 701 00:58:15,573 --> 00:58:17,290 Go, Tiger! 702 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,082 She's just cheering him on! That's not a violation! 703 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,165 Go, Tiger! 704 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:23,249 Why are you stopping her?! 705 00:58:24,083 --> 00:58:25,207 Go, Tiger! 706 00:58:25,208 --> 00:58:27,415 Cuckoo! 707 00:58:27,916 --> 00:58:30,415 Go, Tiger! 708 00:58:30,416 --> 00:58:32,374 That's Cuckoo from Perfect Diva! 709 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:33,832 Go, Tiger! 710 00:58:34,875 --> 00:58:38,207 Go, Tiger! 711 00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:57,457 Stop! 712 00:59:04,467 --> 00:59:06,165 He wins! 713 00:59:09,125 --> 00:59:10,374 The Revolver! 714 00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:12,749 That was amazing, Tiger! 715 00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:14,582 I'm done. 716 00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:17,665 I'm done for good! 717 00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:20,832 I'm hanging up my gloves! 718 00:59:22,166 --> 00:59:23,499 I'm done with this! 719 00:59:24,458 --> 00:59:29,707 He's done! He's done for good! He's done! 720 00:59:38,916 --> 00:59:42,207 Please welcome Pearl and Ms. Zhao Ying! 721 00:59:49,041 --> 00:59:50,374 You've hurt your hip, too? 722 00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:52,025 I exerted too much switching guitars 723 00:59:52,073 --> 00:59:53,624 and tore my hip ligament. 724 00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:56,665 Totally worth it... 725 00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:57,999 in the name of music! 726 00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:01,332 This is a test of your vocal styles. 727 01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:04,106 Don't make any unnecessary movement. 728 01:00:04,708 --> 01:00:05,790 Sexier! 729 01:00:09,625 --> 01:00:13,290 Why do I feel sad when I think of you? 730 01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:16,040 If you love me... 731 01:00:16,166 --> 01:00:17,415 Sadder! 732 01:00:17,416 --> 01:00:20,332 I was once strong, but because of love... 733 01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:22,915 I became fragile 734 01:00:23,083 --> 01:00:24,083 Angrier! 735 01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:27,540 If there's room in your heart 736 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:30,832 for me 737 01:00:31,011 --> 01:00:32,040 Crazier! 738 01:00:32,041 --> 01:00:37,832 Then I wouldn't be afraid of loneliness 739 01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:39,332 Peking opera! 740 01:00:39,558 --> 01:00:43,124 I won't resent you 741 01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:46,458 Copy that. 742 01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:47,708 Cuckoo! 743 01:00:48,458 --> 01:00:49,458 You're up. 744 01:00:49,708 --> 01:00:51,832 I'm going to be eliminated, Tiger. 745 01:00:51,833 --> 01:00:52,833 No way. 746 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,749 You can sing, dance, strip. 747 01:00:54,791 --> 01:00:55,781 You can do anything! 748 01:00:55,806 --> 01:00:57,374 You can do tap, hip-hop, ukulele... 749 01:00:57,458 --> 01:01:01,499 You're Gaga, Madonna, Rihanna! You're a diva! 750 01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:11,707 He's the one that's afraid, not you! 751 01:01:12,166 --> 01:01:14,249 KO his ass, Cuckoo! 752 01:01:14,541 --> 01:01:17,516 - Do you still remember that place? - That's right. I ain't afraid! 753 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:20,790 Do you still remember that place? 754 01:01:23,333 --> 01:01:27,290 Welcome Cuckoo and Mr. Qu Fengfeng! 755 01:01:36,750 --> 01:01:37,750 Tap! 756 01:01:41,125 --> 01:01:43,790 I'm smiling 757 01:01:44,283 --> 01:01:46,457 I'm enlightened, I'm happy 758 01:01:46,458 --> 01:01:50,082 I'm in love with you 759 01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:53,457 And you? And you? 760 01:01:58,583 --> 01:01:59,874 Ballet! 761 01:02:01,791 --> 01:02:04,942 I'm smiling 762 01:02:05,042 --> 01:02:07,207 I'm enlightened, I'm happy 763 01:02:07,208 --> 01:02:11,332 I'm in love with you 764 01:02:11,333 --> 01:02:13,707 And you? And you? 765 01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:17,540 Salsa! 766 01:02:22,375 --> 01:02:25,249 I'm smiling 767 01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:27,749 I'm enlightened, I'm happy 768 01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:28,749 I'm in love... 769 01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:29,999 Hip-hop! 770 01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:34,624 I'm smiling 771 01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:36,665 I'm enlightened, I'm happy 772 01:02:36,666 --> 01:02:38,749 I'm in love with you 773 01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:39,799 And you? And you? 774 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,007 Locking! 775 01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:42,999 The Robot! 776 01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:47,249 Striptease! 777 01:03:25,791 --> 01:03:27,957 What a difference an episode makes! 778 01:03:27,958 --> 01:03:30,749 Cuckoo has gone from the bottom to the top! 779 01:03:38,916 --> 01:03:41,582 Perfect Diva! 780 01:03:44,416 --> 01:03:46,582 Tiger, we are starving to death 781 01:03:53,416 --> 01:03:54,416 Ma Qing... 782 01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:55,957 You asshole! 783 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,707 The number you are calling is unavailable 784 01:04:22,333 --> 01:04:25,808 "Pay your debt, Ma Qing!" 785 01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:30,458 Go take a look for me. 786 01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:31,666 Sure. 787 01:04:48,333 --> 01:04:49,790 Is your master here? 788 01:04:50,908 --> 01:04:51,908 No! 789 01:04:58,250 --> 01:05:01,665 Tiger's back! 790 01:05:06,666 --> 01:05:14,497 Tiger's here! He's back! 791 01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:16,333 Hurry! 792 01:05:21,166 --> 01:05:22,665 Wow! Spicy stew! 793 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,040 Marinated duck! 794 01:05:26,325 --> 01:05:27,308 Fried chicken! 795 01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:28,333 Gimme that! 796 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,000 Release! 797 01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:35,999 Pick up! 798 01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:41,082 Why didn't you call me back? 799 01:05:41,333 --> 01:05:42,832 You didn't even answer the phone. 800 01:05:43,541 --> 01:05:45,582 The power's been cut, Tiger! 801 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,832 Our water got cut, too! 802 01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:49,332 We haven't showered in days! 803 01:05:50,777 --> 01:05:52,476 Debt collectors come by every day. 804 01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:53,915 The school's about to shut down. 805 01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:57,999 I don't want to eat steamed buns anymore. 806 01:06:08,875 --> 01:06:11,624 Whoa, MMA gloves! 807 01:06:11,625 --> 01:06:14,499 MMA gloves! 808 01:07:00,041 --> 01:07:01,499 There's a car! 809 01:07:12,833 --> 01:07:13,874 Tiger's back! 810 01:07:17,291 --> 01:07:18,291 Go Tiger! 811 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,999 Come on, pull! 812 01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,457 Ready? One, two, three. 813 01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:26,791 Down! 814 01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:28,290 Pull! Lock! 815 01:07:28,291 --> 01:07:30,374 Does it hurt? Come on, OK! 816 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:32,208 Are you OK? 817 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,040 Next. 818 01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:35,250 Punch! 819 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,207 Show your legs. Down! 820 01:07:45,541 --> 01:07:49,415 Don't tell me that you brats are learning that MMA crap? 821 01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:55,499 Hit me with that move again! 822 01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:00,999 If this is a real fight, 823 01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:02,999 you wouldn't know what move I'll pull! 824 01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:06,749 Let's do this for real, then! 825 01:08:12,083 --> 01:08:13,083 Come on! 826 01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:47,415 Tiger! 827 01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:55,082 Stop, Tiger! 828 01:08:55,358 --> 01:08:57,790 Stop, Tiger! 829 01:08:58,625 --> 01:09:02,665 Stop it! Stop! 830 01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:42,749 I'm the one that's antiquated, 831 01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:44,749 not boxing itself. 832 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:14,624 What are you doing, Tiger?! 833 01:10:14,625 --> 01:10:15,624 You piece of shit! 834 01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:17,957 Trash! Idiot! Imbecile! 835 01:10:17,958 --> 01:10:19,999 How can you hit your master, you damn fool?! 836 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,457 Useless trash! You ought to be killed and fed to the dogs! 837 01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:25,499 You're not trash! 838 01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:30,415 If it wasn't for you, I'd be on the streets. 839 01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:34,415 I miss my grandma, 840 01:10:34,416 --> 01:10:36,499 but I can't face her 841 01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:40,332 because I fell in love with a scumbag. 842 01:10:40,333 --> 01:10:41,624 I'm serious... 843 01:10:43,458 --> 01:10:45,999 you're the best man I've ever met. 844 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,374 Really. 845 01:10:49,208 --> 01:10:52,499 You're really the best man I've ever met. 846 01:11:52,666 --> 01:11:53,957 Tiger. 847 01:11:56,958 --> 01:11:57,958 Tiger. 848 01:12:15,791 --> 01:12:16,791 I'm sorry. 849 01:13:32,416 --> 01:13:33,790 I've never been in love before... 850 01:13:34,208 --> 01:13:35,254 I've only been with hookers. 850 01:13:35,279 --> 01:13:37,165 I've only been with hookers. 852 01:13:37,166 --> 01:13:38,723 You can't go around beating people up! 853 01:13:38,755 --> 01:13:40,485 And you can't swear all the time! 854 01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:43,790 Who the shit is it?! 855 01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:56,915 Hello, Miss Du. 856 01:13:57,083 --> 01:14:00,124 My boss would like to see you. 857 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:25,749 Mr. Boyfriend, 858 01:14:25,750 --> 01:14:27,457 please step outside for a few minutes. 859 01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:29,415 This is my goddamn home! 860 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:33,624 Miss Du, then... 861 01:14:34,166 --> 01:14:35,286 please step outside with me. 862 01:14:37,333 --> 01:14:39,165 I'm not going outside. Go to the attic! 863 01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:15,999 Cuckoo, honey! I'm so sorry! 864 01:15:16,291 --> 01:15:20,124 Please drop out! I'll pay! I can't stand the pressure! 865 01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:22,082 Take your boyfriend and go! 866 01:15:22,208 --> 01:15:23,500 I have writer's block! 867 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,041 I'm seeing a shrink! 868 01:15:29,450 --> 01:15:30,665 Just go as far away as you can! 869 01:15:30,666 --> 01:15:32,582 I worked so hard to become an idol! 870 01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:36,156 Is the guy upstairs a gangster? 871 01:15:36,916 --> 01:15:38,290 Is he going to beat me up? 872 01:15:39,666 --> 01:15:40,666 I'll give you more money! 873 01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:42,374 Just go! 874 01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:43,826 Don't tell a soul about our past! 875 01:15:43,851 --> 01:15:45,850 I'll buy you a house! I've got plenty of money! 876 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,249 Leave the planet! Go to Mars! 877 01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:50,415 You thief! You're stealing Cuckoo's songs again! 878 01:15:50,666 --> 01:15:51,915 I'm not! 879 01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:54,415 I gotta go! We have an agreement, then! 880 01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:56,750 Help! 881 01:15:57,333 --> 01:15:58,624 Don't do it, Tiger! 882 01:15:58,625 --> 01:16:00,207 Help! A gangster's attacking me! 883 01:16:00,208 --> 01:16:01,582 Break the door down! 884 01:16:09,125 --> 01:16:10,207 Get in here! 885 01:16:21,833 --> 01:16:23,165 The sheet music! 886 01:16:42,041 --> 01:16:43,874 Stop, you'll get arrested! 887 01:16:59,041 --> 01:17:00,624 Hurry! 888 01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:02,540 Don't move! Don't move! 889 01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:04,457 Please don't hit my face... 890 01:17:04,458 --> 01:17:07,040 Please don't hit my face... 891 01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:09,707 Please don't hit my face... 892 01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:12,665 Mr. Qu, Mr. Qu... 893 01:17:12,666 --> 01:17:16,415 Open the door. Move it! Get in there! 894 01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:24,540 I'll sue your ass off! Bet on it! 895 01:17:32,375 --> 01:17:33,665 Mr. King of Originality, 896 01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:35,957 what happened to your neck? 897 01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:37,457 I was rescuing a cat! 898 01:18:02,375 --> 01:18:03,582 Listen... 899 01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:06,374 you'd better get eliminated today. 900 01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:11,874 Or I'll make sure that Tiger gets 10 years in the slammer! 901 01:18:11,875 --> 01:18:13,457 Cuckoo! 902 01:18:16,291 --> 01:18:17,332 Cuckoo! 903 01:18:36,875 --> 01:18:38,502 Tiger beat up ten guys all of a sudden! 904 01:18:38,527 --> 01:18:40,486 The guy with the lightest injury has 9 broken ribs! 905 01:18:40,511 --> 01:18:41,844 He's gonna be in jail for years! 906 01:18:42,041 --> 01:18:43,915 Mr. Gao, what's happened to Tiger? 907 01:18:43,916 --> 01:18:45,249 Please save him! 908 01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:47,790 I don't need you to tell me that! He's my money tree! 909 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,832 I'm going to dinner with my big shot friends! 910 01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:55,374 Committing assault in front of all those people... 911 01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,749 Tiger wouldn't fight without a reason 912 01:18:57,750 --> 01:19:01,040 The cops were so efficient, they arrived right away. 913 01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:05,832 Cuckoo was off-key all of a sudden, but it was only c key. 914 01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:07,832 What happened to her... 915 01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:10,874 - She even broke into tears all of a sudden. - That's weird. 916 01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:13,707 Qu had a neck brace on all of a sudden, too. 917 01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:15,374 Did his spine get dislocated? 918 01:19:16,325 --> 01:19:21,957 Who should take the blame for that 919 01:19:22,271 --> 01:19:23,874 Cuckoo has been eliminated from the show! 920 01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:26,749 I'm disappointed in you, Cuckoo! 921 01:19:28,166 --> 01:19:29,540 I'm sorry. 922 01:19:29,833 --> 01:19:32,707 Tiger and Cuckoo were doing just fine a few days ago, 923 01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:34,540 now everything's over all of a sudden. 924 01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:38,290 So many "all of a suddens" all of a sudden. Isn't it odd? 925 01:19:38,291 --> 01:19:41,040 "Hi, everyone, I'm Qu Fengfeng!" 926 01:19:52,375 --> 01:19:55,874 I've packed your friend's stuff and numbered the boxes. 927 01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:58,165 They'll have no trouble finding them. 928 01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:03,249 I've cleared my debt to Mr. Gao. 929 01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:06,290 I have to go home to my granny. 930 01:20:10,125 --> 01:20:11,165 Can I take this? 931 01:20:12,125 --> 01:20:14,040 It brings me good luck. 932 01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:18,040 But that's my lucky charm. 933 01:20:20,375 --> 01:20:23,332 A hot pot restaurant isn't dangerous. 934 01:20:24,666 --> 01:20:28,249 It might blow up and go up in flames! 935 01:20:37,374 --> 01:20:39,023 Will you come to the restaurant opening? 936 01:20:39,048 --> 01:20:42,124 I have to focus on songwriting. I've wasted too much time. 937 01:20:44,083 --> 01:20:47,332 I'll cut the ribbon when yow open your 20th branch! 938 01:20:48,375 --> 01:20:49,375 Sure. 939 01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:52,782 I'll play your albums in all 20 stores. 940 01:20:52,807 --> 01:20:55,249 Good, but don't play pirated copies! 941 01:20:55,541 --> 01:20:56,874 Cuckoo! 942 01:20:59,125 --> 01:21:00,125 Good luck! 943 01:21:02,416 --> 01:21:04,832 You too, Tiger! 944 01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:14,249 Rise, Ugly Ostrich! 945 01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:20,874 Ostrich, the mascot of this year's Disabled Dance Competition! 946 01:22:09,666 --> 01:22:12,716 - Bowl of noodles, Granny! - Sure! 947 01:22:12,741 --> 01:22:13,832 Don't forget the coriander! 948 01:22:13,833 --> 01:22:15,999 I want one, too, Granny! 949 01:22:16,525 --> 01:22:18,290 - We're here, too! - Please have a seat! 950 01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:19,499 Bowl of noodles with extra egg, please! 951 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,374 -Granny! - Sit right there! 952 01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:22,832 Another bowl, please! 953 01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:24,957 Another bowl, Granny! 954 01:22:24,958 --> 01:22:27,290 - Comin' right up! - And some sausages, please! 955 01:22:27,291 --> 01:22:29,915 Got it! It's on the way! 956 01:22:57,125 --> 01:22:58,332 Granny... 957 01:23:03,666 --> 01:23:04,666 I'm sorry. 958 01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:06,040 I'm so sorry! 959 01:23:21,416 --> 01:23:24,790 I'm so sorry, Granny! I'm sorry! 960 01:23:26,791 --> 01:23:30,874 Tiger Hot Pot! Fired up every day! 961 01:23:42,750 --> 01:23:44,249 Bye! Bye! 962 01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:45,832 Excuse me, more soup over here! 963 01:23:45,958 --> 01:23:47,707 Soup for table 12, bro! 964 01:23:47,708 --> 01:23:49,249 More soup, please! 965 01:23:50,125 --> 01:23:51,457 Check! 966 01:23:51,750 --> 01:23:53,624 Check for table 28! 967 01:23:59,352 --> 01:24:00,207 How's everything? 968 01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:02,415 Awesome! The service is as good as HaiLiLiao! 969 01:24:03,250 --> 01:24:04,810 The clear soup is just like RaPuRaPu's! 970 01:24:05,125 --> 01:24:06,999 The spicy soup is as tasty as Shu Aroma's! 971 01:24:07,416 --> 01:24:10,249 That means I copied them perfectly! Enjoy! 972 01:24:13,458 --> 01:24:14,707 Come, come, come... 973 01:24:16,041 --> 01:24:18,281 Holy crap! Good thing I didn't let you fool me into this. 974 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,207 It would've been the death of me! 975 01:24:24,625 --> 01:24:26,665 Trust me, you would've kicked his ass! 976 01:24:26,666 --> 01:24:27,832 You wanna fight him? Do ya? 977 01:24:29,833 --> 01:24:30,833 Hell no! 978 01:24:34,067 --> 01:24:35,067 Whoa! 979 01:24:46,166 --> 01:24:47,332 More where that came from! 980 01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:52,166 Come on! 981 01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:54,350 Steamed buns... 982 01:24:54,375 --> 01:24:56,991 No more steamed buns! 983 01:24:57,016 --> 01:24:58,040 You damn brats! 984 01:24:58,041 --> 01:24:59,040 Have some veggies. 985 01:24:59,041 --> 01:25:00,415 Come on! 986 01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:02,957 That's awesome! 987 01:25:14,125 --> 01:25:15,874 Yow think you can beat him, Tiger? 988 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,582 No way! His thigh's thicker than my waist! 989 01:25:18,583 --> 01:25:20,499 Can I get a photo with you, Tiger? 990 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:27,082 Tiger, that Spinning Revolver of yours is the bomb! 991 01:25:27,083 --> 01:25:28,082 Totally! 992 01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:29,749 Come on, let's get a photo! 993 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:32,665 Tiger is out, but his master is in. 994 01:25:32,666 --> 01:25:35,374 World Games veteran Ma Qing versus Joe "Slayer" Weah! 995 01:25:35,916 --> 01:25:37,540 Master's on TV! 996 01:25:37,541 --> 01:25:38,665 Whoa! It's Master! 997 01:25:40,125 --> 01:25:41,707 My boxing school is my dream! 998 01:25:42,166 --> 01:25:44,124 And the prize money will revive that dream! 999 01:25:55,625 --> 01:25:58,457 That producer is a freaking genius! 1000 01:25:58,458 --> 01:26:00,249 What a gimmick! Let's go! 1001 01:26:02,083 --> 01:26:06,415 I'll tear that old man into pieces in 10 seconds! 1002 01:26:08,750 --> 01:26:10,457 Ma Qing, you nutjob. 1003 01:26:20,041 --> 01:26:21,582 You give me shit for MMA! 1004 01:26:21,583 --> 01:26:23,063 And now you're going into that ring?! 1005 01:26:25,208 --> 01:26:27,608 You're going to fight that nut without seeing a single match? 1006 01:26:28,291 --> 01:26:30,411 He broke his last opponent's neck with a single punch! 1007 01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,374 He has an entire team 1008 01:26:33,375 --> 01:26:35,749 controlling his strategy, nutrition, his exercise routine. 1009 01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:39,790 You don't even have a cornerman, just that damn sandbag. 1010 01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:45,333 How will you fight him?! 1011 01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:48,125 How?! 1012 01:26:58,708 --> 01:27:00,040 I'm training you! 1013 01:27:05,958 --> 01:27:06,958 Arm grip! 1014 01:27:15,998 --> 01:27:16,641 Suck in your abs! 1015 01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:17,666 Flip! 1016 01:27:27,525 --> 01:27:28,525 Straighten your back! 1017 01:27:35,833 --> 01:27:36,833 Grab the leg! 1018 01:27:40,483 --> 01:27:41,582 Lock it! 1019 01:27:50,050 --> 01:27:51,050 Hold the waist. 1020 01:27:55,625 --> 01:27:56,625 Good. 1021 01:27:59,916 --> 01:28:02,290 Go, Master! 1022 01:28:02,291 --> 01:28:06,749 Ma Qing, World Games silver medalist in 2000... 1023 01:28:06,750 --> 01:28:08,457 He opened a boxing school after retirement, 1024 01:28:08,458 --> 01:28:10,434 training underprivileged kids from across the nation. 1025 01:28:10,458 --> 01:28:14,749 - Tiger, The Gluttonous Boxer, is his student, too! - Go, Master! 1026 01:28:14,750 --> 01:28:16,707 Remember, don't throw in the towel! 1027 01:28:18,541 --> 01:28:19,999 He's here for the art of boxing! 1028 01:28:20,208 --> 01:28:22,624 Tiger is here repaying his master, 1029 01:28:22,625 --> 01:28:24,832 working as his cornerman against The Slayer. 1030 01:28:25,500 --> 01:28:28,582 Let us welcome Tiger's master... 1031 01:28:28,583 --> 01:28:34,915 Ma Qing! 1032 01:28:40,916 --> 01:28:42,957 Ladies and gentlemen... 1033 01:28:43,125 --> 01:28:44,915 Our next fighter 1034 01:28:44,916 --> 01:28:48,540 has a perfect 22-0 record in his MMA career. 1035 01:28:48,541 --> 01:28:50,290 In two of his matches in the US, 1036 01:28:50,541 --> 01:28:52,874 his lethal pile driver 1037 01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:57,582 killed one and paralyzed another! 1038 01:28:57,916 --> 01:29:05,916 This is The Slayer, Joe Weah! 1039 01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:15,400 Joe Weah! Joe Weah... 1040 01:29:16,583 --> 01:29:18,415 Out of the way, old man! 1041 01:29:21,250 --> 01:29:22,665 Fight me! 1042 01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:28,290 Fight me! Come on! 1043 01:29:30,125 --> 01:29:31,499 Come on, Tiger! 1044 01:29:38,791 --> 01:29:39,791 Fight! 1045 01:30:22,133 --> 01:30:23,332 Oh my God! 1046 01:30:23,333 --> 01:30:24,874 That's the "Ma Combo Punches"! 1047 01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:27,749 At the middleweight semifinal of the 2000 World Games, 1048 01:30:27,750 --> 01:30:30,540 Ma used this to knock out his Cuban opponent! 1049 01:30:30,666 --> 01:30:32,082 My God! 1050 01:30:32,083 --> 01:30:35,624 My God! My God! My God! 1051 01:31:51,791 --> 01:31:53,374 You son of a bitch! 1052 01:31:53,583 --> 01:31:54,665 You bastard! 1053 01:31:54,916 --> 01:31:56,582 He's already surrendered! 1054 01:31:56,791 --> 01:32:00,124 I'll freaking kill you! Didn't you see the damn towel?! 1055 01:32:00,258 --> 01:32:01,374 Get out of my way! 1056 01:32:01,375 --> 01:32:04,082 - Fight me, Tiger! - I'll kick your ass! 1057 01:32:04,208 --> 01:32:06,624 Come here! I'll kill you here and now! 1058 01:32:07,041 --> 01:32:09,168 I'm not scared of you! What good does hurting him do?! 1059 01:32:09,193 --> 01:32:11,461 - Come on, out of the way! - Fight me if you got the guts! 1060 01:32:11,486 --> 01:32:14,665 - Come on, Tiger, I'll kill you! - Get out of my way! Weah! 1061 01:32:14,875 --> 01:32:16,433 This is goddamn murder! 1062 01:32:16,533 --> 01:32:19,707 I'll kill you! Come on! 1063 01:32:22,541 --> 01:32:24,957 I'm going to avenge my master! 1064 01:32:36,666 --> 01:32:38,540 Good night, Master. 1065 01:32:45,916 --> 01:32:47,957 Good night, Master. 1066 01:33:02,875 --> 01:33:05,499 You're gonna be rich, Tiger! 1067 01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:07,165 I got you an amazing deal! 1068 01:33:07,166 --> 01:33:08,790 Pipe down! This is a hospital! 1069 01:33:08,916 --> 01:33:10,266 I've got a regimen in mind already. 1070 01:33:10,291 --> 01:33:11,976 We'll start with a high-altitude simulation, 1071 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,321 then we'll get into battle yoga 1072 01:33:13,352 --> 01:33:16,332 before wrapping it up with Muay Thai. 1073 01:33:19,666 --> 01:33:23,665 We can add on Krav Maga, too! It'll be great! 1074 01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:25,660 I don't need you to train me. 1075 01:33:30,208 --> 01:33:31,208 No way! 1076 01:33:33,583 --> 01:33:35,665 You're part of Gao's Boxing Gym... 1077 01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:37,000 You'll still get paid. 1078 01:33:37,625 --> 01:33:39,582 I'll leave you be, then! What should we eat? 1079 01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:40,518 Soft-shell turtle! 1080 01:33:40,543 --> 01:33:41,624 Again? 1081 01:33:42,458 --> 01:33:44,790 How about wine-soaked crab, boss? 1082 01:33:44,875 --> 01:33:46,374 Great! And karaoke after that! 1083 01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:30,249 For the revival round, each judge will pick a former contestant 1084 01:34:30,250 --> 01:34:32,415 and spring a surprise test on her for the audience. 1085 01:34:32,416 --> 01:34:33,999 The one with the most votes returns! 1086 01:34:34,166 --> 01:34:37,790 To whom is Zhao Ying giving this second chance? 1087 01:35:04,333 --> 01:35:06,457 Opportunity favors the prepared mind. 1088 01:35:06,458 --> 01:35:09,124 Sing, Cuckoo! 1089 01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:24,207 I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days 1090 01:35:24,666 --> 01:35:28,624 But all I see now is black and white 1091 01:35:29,625 --> 01:35:34,124 I believe the future will be beyond our wildest dreams 1092 01:35:34,541 --> 01:35:42,207 Pessimists don't stay pessimistic forever 1093 01:35:44,625 --> 01:35:47,124 I believe 1094 01:35:47,500 --> 01:35:49,499 I love 1095 01:35:49,833 --> 01:35:55,124 This beautiful world has always existed for me 1096 01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:58,165 I believe 1097 01:35:58,500 --> 01:36:00,290 I love 1098 01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:06,165 The ribbon is about to be cut on this elegant stage 1099 01:36:06,166 --> 01:36:13,457 And I can't wait for it 1100 01:36:26,333 --> 01:36:29,790 Because of you... 1101 01:36:29,791 --> 01:36:31,540 The door to my dreams... 1102 01:36:31,541 --> 01:36:33,457 opens in the blink of an eye 1103 01:36:33,833 --> 01:36:36,957 A world with you loving me 1104 01:36:37,416 --> 01:36:41,499 is a world worth cheering on 1105 01:37:13,250 --> 01:37:18,915 This beautiful world has always existed for me 1106 01:37:22,458 --> 01:37:24,499 It's not a matter of existence 1107 01:37:24,500 --> 01:37:26,499 It depends on whether you love it or not 1108 01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:34,415 Make them believe that our future is on the way 1109 01:37:34,416 --> 01:37:38,624 I can't wait for it 1110 01:37:39,208 --> 01:37:42,332 Because of you... 1111 01:37:42,333 --> 01:37:43,665 The door to my dreams... 1112 01:37:43,875 --> 01:37:45,957 opens in the blink of an eye 1113 01:37:46,375 --> 01:37:49,707 A world with you loving me 1114 01:37:50,041 --> 01:37:54,124 is a world worth cheering on 1115 01:38:01,958 --> 01:38:04,332 A perfect era that belongs to me 1116 01:38:04,333 --> 01:38:06,082 A perfect era... 1117 01:38:06,083 --> 01:38:08,874 is made even better with love 1118 01:38:09,166 --> 01:38:11,040 - A flower for life. - in exchange... 1119 01:38:11,041 --> 01:38:16,832 - in exchange for a transformation. - A transformation... 1120 01:38:24,458 --> 01:38:29,749 I hear a celestial sound under my sky 1121 01:38:30,208 --> 01:38:35,957 This perfect world is waiting for you to cut its ribbon 1122 01:38:37,291 --> 01:38:42,665 I can't wait for it 1123 01:38:59,625 --> 01:39:02,874 As those of you at home can see on our monitor, 1124 01:39:02,875 --> 01:39:06,082 Cuckoo's vote count is skyrocketing. 1125 01:39:31,541 --> 01:39:33,082 3.8 million votes! 1126 01:39:34,916 --> 01:39:37,124 Welcome back, Cuckoo! 1127 01:39:38,708 --> 01:39:41,207 You're back! You're back! You're back! 1128 01:39:44,583 --> 01:39:45,999 Thank you so much! Thank you! 1129 01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:47,000 Do your best! 1130 01:39:47,833 --> 01:39:48,833 I will! 1131 01:39:49,541 --> 01:39:50,861 The same goes for your boyfriend! 1132 01:39:51,208 --> 01:39:53,082 Tiger versus Joe Weah! 1133 01:40:03,625 --> 01:40:06,207 Our main event on "Champion of Champions" 1134 01:40:06,208 --> 01:40:09,457 came to a surprisingly brutal end. 1135 01:40:09,458 --> 01:40:12,624 Ma looks to be seriously injured, 1136 01:40:12,625 --> 01:40:15,124 but the crowd is still buzzing with excitement. 1137 01:40:15,583 --> 01:40:17,707 I don't have the words to explain it. 1138 01:40:27,083 --> 01:40:28,249 Don't fight him! 1139 01:40:30,291 --> 01:40:31,291 I'll be fine! 1140 01:42:54,875 --> 01:42:56,332 Good luck. 1141 01:42:59,666 --> 01:43:00,666 Good luck. 1142 01:43:17,875 --> 01:43:22,124 He's back to avenge his master! Please welcome back... 1143 01:43:22,125 --> 01:43:27,290 The Gluttonous Boxer: Tiger! 1144 01:44:00,416 --> 01:44:03,457 I can withstand my wounds... 1145 01:44:03,875 --> 01:44:06,665 decaying endlessly 1146 01:44:07,500 --> 01:44:13,332 I can't let my dreams become rusted... 1147 01:44:14,291 --> 01:44:20,457 The days can be tough 1148 01:44:21,125 --> 01:44:23,999 but I can't let life 1149 01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:30,707 take me by the throat 1150 01:44:34,541 --> 01:44:39,499 There is no weight class in this exciting championship fight, 1151 01:44:39,583 --> 01:44:44,415 but the weight difference between Weah and Tiger is huge. 1152 01:44:46,250 --> 01:44:48,165 Tiger is sticking to traditional boxing moves! 1153 01:44:48,166 --> 01:44:50,499 He hasn't used a single kick, lock or tackle! 1154 01:44:50,500 --> 01:44:53,415 He's fighting for his master! His dignity! 1155 01:44:53,583 --> 01:44:55,743 This is too hard for him! He's truly at a disadvantage! 1156 01:44:55,791 --> 01:44:57,540 Has it started? 1157 01:44:59,875 --> 01:45:01,290 Let me see it. 1158 01:45:07,333 --> 01:45:09,499 To defend his master's dignity, 1159 01:45:09,500 --> 01:45:11,707 he's sticking to his fists. 1160 01:45:11,708 --> 01:45:13,749 This is suicide! 1161 01:45:45,375 --> 01:45:48,499 Defense... 1162 01:45:52,458 --> 01:45:55,540 Tiger is forced to use MMA moves. He seems to be dizzy. 1163 01:45:58,375 --> 01:46:00,415 To defend his master's dignity, 1164 01:46:00,416 --> 01:46:02,624 he's sticking to his fists. 1165 01:46:02,625 --> 01:46:05,290 This is suicide! 1166 01:46:06,250 --> 01:46:09,207 Tiger is losing his consciousness. 1167 01:46:09,208 --> 01:46:12,832 - You're up, Cuckoo. - He's a total mess. 1168 01:46:32,208 --> 01:46:39,040 The two of us aren't that different 1169 01:46:39,875 --> 01:46:45,999 One is dumb and the other is rash 1170 01:46:46,833 --> 01:46:53,040 We're both chasing our dreams, but we're ordinary 1171 01:46:54,375 --> 01:47:00,124 That's how we fell in love 1172 01:47:01,458 --> 01:47:08,582 You see me ridiculed by the world 1173 01:47:08,583 --> 01:47:15,957 I see you stand up for me 1174 01:47:15,958 --> 01:47:23,165 You stopped being a hero to be my audience 1175 01:47:23,166 --> 01:47:31,166 And now I know... 1176 01:47:37,750 --> 01:47:40,249 You worked harder than anyone else 1177 01:47:40,250 --> 01:47:44,540 Your biggest dream is to fulfill mine 1178 01:47:44,541 --> 01:47:47,124 You're the most successful person I know 1179 01:47:47,125 --> 01:47:50,207 You sacrificed yourself to make me extraordinary 1180 01:47:50,250 --> 01:47:51,707 You win. 1181 01:47:51,708 --> 01:47:55,415 I'm your audience, no matter what the world says 1182 01:47:55,416 --> 01:47:57,999 You're my hero 1183 01:47:58,000 --> 01:48:02,290 Having you defend me is my greatest achievement 1184 01:48:02,291 --> 01:48:04,832 In my eyes, you're the biggest star 1185 01:48:04,833 --> 01:48:12,082 You're a hero. My hero 1186 01:48:25,791 --> 01:48:28,665 - Gimme the camera! - What the hell are you doing?! 1187 01:48:28,666 --> 01:48:29,957 Gimme that! 1188 01:48:35,916 --> 01:48:37,874 Out of the way! Out of the way! 1189 01:48:58,000 --> 01:49:01,290 Hang in there, Tiger! Don't give up! 1190 01:49:02,537 --> 01:49:03,544 He's going to win! 1191 01:49:03,569 --> 01:49:05,374 No, he's going to die! 1192 01:49:06,250 --> 01:49:07,730 It's ten times the usual prize money! 1193 01:49:23,583 --> 01:49:25,415 Get ready to go live! 1194 01:49:25,750 --> 01:49:28,540 - Come on, back, back, back! - Don't rush! 1195 01:49:28,541 --> 01:49:31,165 Easy now. Sit down. 1196 01:49:32,000 --> 01:49:33,207 Butt out! 1197 01:49:33,666 --> 01:49:36,332 Hang in there, Tiger! Tiger! 1198 01:49:36,357 --> 01:49:37,528 You're fine! Pick it up, Tiger! 1199 01:49:37,553 --> 01:49:39,915 Don't give up, man! 1200 01:49:40,791 --> 01:49:42,207 Am I going to die? 1201 01:49:42,291 --> 01:49:44,124 No way! I believe in you! 1202 01:49:44,416 --> 01:49:45,832 Tell Cuckoo... 1203 01:49:45,857 --> 01:49:46,817 Say what? 1204 01:49:46,842 --> 01:49:47,842 I... 1205 01:49:53,134 --> 01:49:54,141 Hang in there, man! 1206 01:49:54,166 --> 01:49:55,166 What did you just say? 1207 01:49:56,291 --> 01:49:57,291 Hurry up! 1208 01:49:57,750 --> 01:50:01,415 Get ready to go live! 1209 01:50:02,750 --> 01:50:05,374 It's Cuckoo! 1210 01:50:25,291 --> 01:50:28,082 It's Cuckoo! Every time she cheers Tiger on, 1211 01:50:28,083 --> 01:50:32,999 he turns the fight around! Will we see another miracle? 1212 01:50:33,041 --> 01:50:35,749 Cuckoo! 1213 01:50:38,083 --> 01:50:39,457 Cuckoo! 1214 01:50:49,083 --> 01:50:51,999 You can do it, Tiger...! 1215 01:50:52,333 --> 01:50:53,999 Look, Tiger! Look! 1216 01:50:54,166 --> 01:50:55,665 You can do it, Tiger! 1217 01:50:56,583 --> 01:50:57,583 Did you win? 1218 01:50:57,625 --> 01:50:58,790 I quit. 1219 01:50:59,333 --> 01:51:01,415 Go back and perform! I'm fine! 1220 01:51:01,958 --> 01:51:05,874 You can't die! I love you! 1221 01:51:31,125 --> 01:51:35,374 You can do it, Tiger...! 1222 01:51:45,791 --> 01:51:48,124 Get up, Tiger! Get up! 1223 01:52:17,791 --> 01:52:19,915 Stop! Just stop! 1224 01:52:44,041 --> 01:52:45,041 Yes! That's the way! 1225 01:52:51,958 --> 01:52:53,957 Tiger has pulled off the Revolver! 1226 01:52:53,958 --> 01:52:56,124 Followed by his mentor's Ma Combo Punches! 1227 01:52:56,125 --> 01:52:58,082 It's the ultimate comeback! 1228 01:53:01,541 --> 01:53:03,957 Tiger and Cuckoo! What a couple! 1229 01:53:03,958 --> 01:53:07,582 It's too amazing! It's too incredible! It's too.... 1230 01:53:10,583 --> 01:53:11,874 We win! 1231 01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:22,999 Cuckoo! 1232 01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:23,975 We win! 1233 01:53:24,000 --> 01:53:25,749 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 1234 01:53:26,041 --> 01:53:27,165 Tiger! 1235 01:53:27,500 --> 01:53:28,665 Cuckoo! 1236 01:53:29,500 --> 01:53:31,040 Cuckoo! 1237 01:53:31,875 --> 01:53:32,999 Cuckoo! 81923

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