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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,383 --> 00:00:02,187 2 00:00:02,212 --> 00:00:06,439 Every school year there were always days when students had to do special assignments 3 00:00:06,527 --> 00:00:08,063 Good morning everybody 4 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,281 Some were easy like Thanksgiving 5 00:00:10,450 --> 00:00:15,031 Your assignment is to write a report about what you're thankful for 6 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:17,187 And Martin Luther King Day 7 00:00:17,381 --> 00:00:21,273 Your assignment is to report about what you would dream about 8 00:00:21,298 --> 00:00:23,421 if you were about to be shot 9 00:00:23,446 --> 00:00:25,014 Some were a lot harder 10 00:00:25,039 --> 00:00:28,241 This week is my favorite holiday: Earth Day 11 00:00:28,335 --> 00:00:30,546 Or as you would say Chris "Earf Day" 12 00:00:30,571 --> 00:00:33,164 If you live on Earth isn't every day Earth Day? 13 00:00:33,289 --> 00:00:34,078 What's Earth Day? 14 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:41,825 Well Chris people are destroying the planet with things like plastic bags and cans bottles and indestructible foodstuffs 15 00:00:41,850 --> 00:00:46,271 On Earth Day we put forth our best efforts to save the planet 16 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,442 I thought saving the planet was a waste of time 17 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:50,677 because I was too busy trying to save me 18 00:00:51,156 --> 00:00:52,880 I tried saving my face 19 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,310 I tried saving my ass 20 00:00:58,696 --> 00:01:01,013 I even tried saving my future kid's ass 21 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:04,638 To this day I love geography 22 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:09,981 Your assignment is to do something you think will help save the Earth 23 00:01:11,356 --> 00:01:11,997 Greg 24 00:01:12,325 --> 00:01:14,778 You mean something like building a solar-powered tanning bed? 25 00:01:14,803 --> 00:01:16,303 Isn't that what the beach is? 26 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:18,474 That's very good Greg 27 00:01:19,133 --> 00:01:20,630 Chris what would you like to do? 28 00:01:20,655 --> 00:01:23,747 I knew my dad had a truck and Bed-Stuy was a mess 29 00:01:23,772 --> 00:01:25,622 So I had the perfect project 30 00:01:25,909 --> 00:01:28,146 Uh collect cans and recycle them? 31 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,420 That's wonderful 32 00:01:30,445 --> 00:01:33,716 Then you could take the money and do something for the environment 33 00:01:33,741 --> 00:01:35,013 You could plant a tree 34 00:01:35,038 --> 00:01:36,739 Maybe I could plant my foot in your b-- 35 00:02:08,312 --> 00:02:10,513 Having my father help me with my Earth Day project 36 00:02:10,538 --> 00:02:13,318 seemed like a great idea until he found out about it 37 00:02:13,343 --> 00:02:14,128 Earth Day? 38 00:02:14,153 --> 00:02:15,720 It's the day we try to save the Earth 39 00:02:15,745 --> 00:02:16,925 I have a project to do too 40 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:19,909 Well Earth Day must not be too important if I still got to go to work 41 00:02:20,036 --> 00:02:21,570 Are the banks closed? 42 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:23,418 You still got to feed the parking meters? 43 00:02:23,648 --> 00:02:25,418 And what are you doing to save the Earth? 44 00:02:25,443 --> 00:02:26,566 I'm recycling cans 45 00:02:26,591 --> 00:02:28,983 and the money I make I'm going to use to help the environment 46 00:02:29,008 --> 00:02:30,041 Just like Bono 47 00:02:30,562 --> 00:02:31,785 I don't know Chris 48 00:02:32,076 --> 00:02:33,844 Sounds like it might take too much time 49 00:02:34,141 --> 00:02:36,597 Julius your son is trying to save the Earth 50 00:02:36,889 --> 00:02:38,207 Are you going to help him or not? 51 00:02:38,232 --> 00:02:40,410 My father had been asked that question before 52 00:02:40,435 --> 00:02:42,113 and there was only one right answer 53 00:02:42,361 --> 00:02:44,035 whether it was something minor: 54 00:02:44,822 --> 00:02:46,889 Are you going to do the dishes or not? 55 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:49,433 Or something major: 56 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:51,644 Are you going to propose to me or not? 57 00:02:55,498 --> 00:02:56,782 Here you go baby 58 00:02:57,327 --> 00:02:58,720 Oh! 59 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:00,509 Thank you 60 00:03:01,628 --> 00:03:02,618 See? 61 00:03:02,789 --> 00:03:04,223 Sure I'll help you out 62 00:03:06,132 --> 00:03:07,509 Here's your first can 63 00:03:07,909 --> 00:03:08,909 I hope you get an A 64 00:03:09,293 --> 00:03:10,306 Thanks Dad 65 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:14,462 What are you doing boy? 66 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:16,439 I have to build a car out of this piece of wood 67 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:18,282 I want to know what you're doing with my potatoes 68 00:03:18,307 --> 00:03:19,607 That's how I'm going to power it 69 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:20,932 It's environmentally friendly 70 00:03:20,957 --> 00:03:23,564 You wasting my potatoes is butt-whipping friendly 71 00:03:23,589 --> 00:03:26,509 Wait till he finds out Drew's making the engine out of steak 72 00:03:27,829 --> 00:03:29,530 Listen to this: "Dear parent 73 00:03:29,555 --> 00:03:31,981 "your daughter Tonya has been cited "for a conduct violation 74 00:03:32,006 --> 00:03:34,634 "and your presence is being requested for a conference" 75 00:03:34,734 --> 00:03:36,235 What kind of conduct violation? 76 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:38,571 She said I was being rude and belligerent 77 00:03:38,596 --> 00:03:40,860 Ain't no damn body rude and belligerent 78 00:03:40,967 --> 00:03:43,407 I'm going to go down there and show them what rude and belligerent is 79 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:44,126 No kidding 80 00:03:44,151 --> 00:03:45,157 Rude and belligerent 81 00:03:45,527 --> 00:03:47,161 While I had my father on my side 82 00:03:47,497 --> 00:03:50,399 my mother was going to get a teacher off of Tonya's back 83 00:03:50,424 --> 00:03:52,884 I don't see why I have to take a whole day off of work 84 00:03:52,909 --> 00:03:54,556 to come down here for this nonsense 85 00:03:54,581 --> 00:03:55,954 I don't think it's nonsense 86 00:03:56,104 --> 00:03:59,071 Tonya was exhibiting aggressive behavior toward a classmate 87 00:03:59,096 --> 00:04:00,663 I just wanted you to be aware of it 88 00:04:00,736 --> 00:04:03,603 I was just trying to read and she wouldn't be quiet 89 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,411 Girl you interrupt me again 90 00:04:05,436 --> 00:04:07,136 I'm going to knock the sound out of your mouth 91 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:11,087 How was she being aggressive? 92 00:04:11,112 --> 00:04:15,790 Apparently Tonya turned toward her study partner and said this: 93 00:04:17,915 --> 00:04:20,212 You'll get to hear it on the unrated DVD 94 00:04:20,314 --> 00:04:21,345 Did you say this? 95 00:04:22,973 --> 00:04:23,868 Sorta 96 00:04:24,618 --> 00:04:26,376 Well she was trying to study right? 97 00:04:26,484 --> 00:04:28,189 That's not the point 98 00:04:28,214 --> 00:04:29,556 Oh well I think it is 99 00:04:29,681 --> 00:04:33,149 This is school and her behavior will not be tolerated 100 00:04:33,423 --> 00:04:34,486 Her behavior? 101 00:04:34,603 --> 00:04:36,421 What about the other little girl's behavior? 102 00:04:36,665 --> 00:04:39,820 Why don't you have her mother come down here and tell her kid to shut up 103 00:04:39,845 --> 00:04:41,399 while my baby is trying to study? 104 00:04:41,424 --> 00:04:42,649 That's neither here nor there 105 00:04:42,674 --> 00:04:44,485 Then please where is it? 106 00:04:44,853 --> 00:04:48,118 What I'd like to ask is do you know where Tonya got this language from? 107 00:04:48,143 --> 00:04:50,251 My mother had two answers to that question 108 00:04:50,276 --> 00:04:51,392 Answer A: 109 00:04:51,954 --> 00:04:54,889 She got it from this knot I'm about to put upside your head 110 00:04:54,914 --> 00:04:56,048 And answer B: 111 00:04:56,261 --> 00:04:58,884 Well I don't know but it won't happen again 112 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,915 Have a nice day Tonya come on 113 00:05:02,103 --> 00:05:03,110 I want to get transferred 114 00:05:03,135 --> 00:05:05,423 Girl don't backtalk me right now Now is not the time 115 00:05:05,542 --> 00:05:08,243 At Doc's I was setting out on my master plan 116 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:11,556 If you want to save the Earth 117 00:05:11,581 --> 00:05:13,774 you better figure out what to do about them Russians 118 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,009 They got bombs 119 00:05:15,216 --> 00:05:16,899 My whole family worked in the fields 120 00:05:16,978 --> 00:05:18,384 I hate fields 121 00:05:18,597 --> 00:05:19,634 I love concrete 122 00:05:19,659 --> 00:05:21,649 You can't grow cotton on concrete 123 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:24,759 I help the environment by driving as much as I can 124 00:05:25,014 --> 00:05:26,014 You ever ride that train? 125 00:05:26,039 --> 00:05:27,032 That train is filthy man 126 00:05:27,057 --> 00:05:29,946 You know it's dirty as hell when rats got footies on 127 00:05:29,971 --> 00:05:31,764 You want to save this planet? 128 00:05:32,162 --> 00:05:34,568 Get rid of them trains Get rid of them trains 129 00:05:34,930 --> 00:05:37,271 I help the environment by wearing wigs 130 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:40,756 People put a whole lot of chemicals in their hair Then they wash it out 131 00:05:40,781 --> 00:05:42,178 It goes right into the river 132 00:05:42,203 --> 00:05:43,740 People got to drink that water 133 00:05:43,765 --> 00:05:46,600 When you done with a wig just flush it down the toilet 134 00:05:46,749 --> 00:05:49,365 If it ends up in your glass well at least you can see it 135 00:05:49,502 --> 00:05:52,295 I use "I Can't Believe This Is Not Margarine" 136 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,560 It tastes real great 137 00:05:53,585 --> 00:05:58,455 Plus it has paudridridamadra- hydraglycerin 138 00:05:58,576 --> 00:05:59,771 That saves cows 139 00:06:00,224 --> 00:06:02,498 If the Earth died that would be tragic 140 00:06:02,523 --> 00:06:04,787 but I sure like to sell that coffin 141 00:06:05,205 --> 00:06:06,342 So how'd it go with Tonya? 142 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:07,998 Her teacher is crazy That's how it went 143 00:06:08,023 --> 00:06:08,889 What happened? 144 00:06:09,017 --> 00:06:11,545 I was trying to study and this girl kept talking so I told her 145 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:14,396 If you don't shut up I'm going to slap the chatter out of you" 146 00:06:14,421 --> 00:06:15,795 And she left me alone 147 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:17,615 Wow you sound just like mom 148 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:18,592 No she doesn't 149 00:06:18,617 --> 00:06:20,099 She does 150 00:06:21,824 --> 00:06:22,990 I mean just a little 151 00:06:23,081 --> 00:06:24,795 So you think that this is my fault? 152 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:26,687 Well you do kind of always yell 153 00:06:27,847 --> 00:06:29,514 Okay then fine I'll stop 154 00:06:31,238 --> 00:06:33,381 What? That's funny? 155 00:06:33,406 --> 00:06:33,803 Yes 156 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:34,857 You're going to stop yelling? 157 00:06:34,882 --> 00:06:36,639 Yes I'm going to stop yelling 158 00:06:36,681 --> 00:06:38,076 You just watch 159 00:06:38,291 --> 00:06:40,545 I got five dollars says you won't last a week 160 00:06:42,029 --> 00:06:42,982 Bet 161 00:06:43,187 --> 00:06:44,387 My money's on him 162 00:06:45,633 --> 00:06:47,998 My father had promised to help me collect cans 163 00:06:48,023 --> 00:06:50,440 but all he was collecting was some shut-eye 164 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:52,560 Dad 165 00:06:52,718 --> 00:06:53,378 Dad 166 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,373 You think we can go out and get started? 167 00:06:56,936 --> 00:06:58,065 Started on what? 168 00:06:58,599 --> 00:06:59,776 Collecting cans 169 00:07:00,042 --> 00:07:00,956 What cans? 170 00:07:00,981 --> 00:07:01,929 For my project 171 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,822 What project? My school project 172 00:07:03,949 --> 00:07:04,958 What school project? 173 00:07:04,983 --> 00:07:06,550 Collecting cans 174 00:07:07,891 --> 00:07:09,417 Chris I'm tired 175 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:10,691 Can't you do it yourself? 176 00:07:12,574 --> 00:07:14,165 Yeah I guess I can start by myself 177 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:20,293 A kid collecting cans with his dad is recycling 178 00:07:20,318 --> 00:07:23,387 A kid collecting cans by himself is bum practice 179 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:24,551 Dad? 180 00:07:27,295 --> 00:07:29,246 Well Earth, it's just us 181 00:07:33,605 --> 00:07:35,121 Since my dad wouldn't help me 182 00:07:35,146 --> 00:07:37,747 It looked like I'd have to save the Earth all on my own 183 00:07:39,198 --> 00:07:44,066 Unfortunately you could turn in cans for money and every bum in Bed-Stuy knew it 184 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:47,113 They may be bums but they're not lazy bums 185 00:07:48,575 --> 00:07:49,527 Hey Chris 186 00:07:49,896 --> 00:07:50,918 What are you doing in there? 187 00:07:50,943 --> 00:07:51,949 Collecting cans 188 00:07:51,974 --> 00:07:53,129 Turn in enough 189 00:07:53,154 --> 00:07:56,022 get a lot of cash plus it's good for the environment 190 00:07:56,523 --> 00:07:57,894 What are you doing soldier? 191 00:07:57,919 --> 00:08:00,777 I'm trying to collect cans too It's for my Earth Day project 192 00:08:00,802 --> 00:08:03,669 Want to collect cans around here? You got to be quick 193 00:08:03,694 --> 00:08:04,961 Yeah I guess so 194 00:08:11,689 --> 00:08:12,915 Got to be quicker than that 195 00:08:13,332 --> 00:08:15,212 And not mind sitting in garbage 196 00:08:18,309 --> 00:08:22,173 After a few days I could see that my recycling project was no can do 197 00:08:22,198 --> 00:08:24,759 You've got to be quick to get the cans That's a big business 198 00:08:24,856 --> 00:08:26,657 I thought my dad was going to be helping me 199 00:08:26,782 --> 00:08:27,712 This was supposed to be easy 200 00:08:27,737 --> 00:08:29,079 Maybe you should switch projects 201 00:08:29,104 --> 00:08:31,993 Yeah now all I have to do is come up with a solar-powered excuse 202 00:08:32,018 --> 00:08:34,860 I'd help you but I ran into a major problem 203 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,282 What happened? 204 00:08:36,564 --> 00:08:38,016 While I was making my tanning bed 205 00:08:38,189 --> 00:08:40,633 I accidentally invented an incandescent light bulb 206 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:43,059 that won't burn out for 600 years 207 00:08:43,084 --> 00:08:45,108 That's amazing Then you'll definitely get an A 208 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,882 - I can't turn that in - Why not? 209 00:08:46,907 --> 00:08:48,093 Are you crazy? 210 00:08:48,118 --> 00:08:49,335 I'd be a marked man 211 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,962 I'm not taking down every major power company in the nation 212 00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:53,585 They'd have me killed in a minute 213 00:08:54,073 --> 00:08:55,827 So I decided to switch projects 214 00:08:56,461 --> 00:08:58,327 I'm going with a dung-powered radar system 215 00:08:58,352 --> 00:09:01,577 US patent number D349127 216 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:02,889 So what are you going to do? 217 00:09:02,914 --> 00:09:05,679 Well I figure there's a bunch of cans around here somewhere 218 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,600 I might as well just keep looking 219 00:09:08,188 --> 00:09:09,327 See these two little cup-like things? 220 00:09:09,352 --> 00:09:10,014 Mm-hm? 221 00:09:10,039 --> 00:09:11,538 Put the potatoes in them 222 00:09:11,563 --> 00:09:15,524 Take one of these little electrodes and plunge it into the potato there 223 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:18,522 and take the other one and plunge it into the other potato 224 00:09:18,547 --> 00:09:20,648 Back at home my mother needed help too 225 00:09:21,482 --> 00:09:23,647 Drew what is all this stuff on the table? 226 00:09:23,672 --> 00:09:25,593 Boy you better clean this table before I knock--! 227 00:09:25,618 --> 00:09:27,018 Are you yelling? 228 00:09:27,570 --> 00:09:28,272 No 229 00:09:31,054 --> 00:09:31,856 Sweetie 230 00:09:33,199 --> 00:09:36,377 When you get a chance would you mind putting this stuff away 231 00:09:36,402 --> 00:09:38,416 so I-I-I can set the table for dinner? 232 00:09:38,441 --> 00:09:39,713 Yeah I'll do it in a minute 233 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,476 Hi Tonya 234 00:09:43,631 --> 00:09:45,882 Did Daddy say you could have ice cream before dinner? 235 00:09:45,907 --> 00:09:47,547 Nope but I got hungry 236 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:51,367 But Tonya it's almost dinnertime I don't want you to ruin your appetite-- 237 00:09:51,392 --> 00:09:53,404 Mama don't worry about it I'm going to eat my dinner 238 00:09:54,787 --> 00:09:57,490 This is like watching a volcano almost erupt 239 00:10:04,335 --> 00:10:06,524 Outside calm inside furious 240 00:10:07,915 --> 00:10:09,876 Tonya why are you reading at the table? 241 00:10:10,071 --> 00:10:11,204 Why aren't you eating dinner? 242 00:10:11,229 --> 00:10:12,596 I'm just not hungry 243 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,915 well maybe it's all that ice cream you had before dinner 244 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:16,993 Yeah maybe 245 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:18,774 Who said you could eat ice cream before dinner? 246 00:10:18,799 --> 00:10:20,900 - Nobody - That's the problem 247 00:10:20,925 --> 00:10:21,665 What? 248 00:10:21,971 --> 00:10:23,031 Nothing 249 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,329 So Chris how's your project coming along? 250 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,548 Okay 251 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:35,305 Um me and Dad are just trying to figure out a time that's good for us to go looking for cans 252 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,996 Yeah we're working on the time 253 00:10:37,021 --> 00:10:39,769 Oh okay that's nice I'm sure you two will work it out 254 00:10:40,116 --> 00:10:40,863 I'm not 255 00:10:41,171 --> 00:10:43,184 Well I finally figured out my project 256 00:10:43,341 --> 00:10:45,301 I hope you figured out how to clean that mess up 257 00:10:46,788 --> 00:10:48,356 I-I built a potato clock 258 00:10:48,803 --> 00:10:50,918 Now all I have to do is paint it 259 00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:52,129 Paint? 260 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,617 On my dining room table? 261 00:10:57,373 --> 00:10:59,348 Oh no you don't You're not getting me 262 00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:01,527 I'm keeping that five dollars 263 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:02,824 Paint all you want 264 00:11:02,849 --> 00:11:05,346 Paint 20 potatoes if you have to Drew 265 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:06,803 Are those my good potatoes? 266 00:11:06,828 --> 00:11:07,828 Not anymore 267 00:11:07,853 --> 00:11:09,087 Yeah but I'll chop 'em up 268 00:11:09,112 --> 00:11:10,916 and make French fries after I turn my project in 269 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:13,362 Hey check it out I put a calendar on the front 270 00:11:14,076 --> 00:11:16,534 I thought you were supposed to be making a car 271 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,600 I thought you were supposed to be eating your dinner 272 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:22,737 I was but the potatoes were too weak to run it 273 00:11:23,089 --> 00:11:25,627 I wonder how many potatoes we need to get rid of the light bill 274 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:28,354 Enough to make mashed potatoes for the next million years 275 00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:30,714 So Dad you think you could pick me up after school tomorrow? 276 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,002 For what? 277 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:33,776 To pick up cans 278 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,463 Yeah yeah cans 279 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:38,401 No problem 280 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,408 Work tomorrow? No problem 281 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,435 Unfortunately for me if you offer my dad a job 282 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:45,190 he forgot about everything else 283 00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:46,329 So Dad 284 00:11:46,354 --> 00:11:48,705 I'm going to come straight home after school tomorrow okay? 285 00:11:49,281 --> 00:11:52,034 Oh I'm sorry Chris I just picked up an extra shift 286 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,690 I get paid time and a half but 287 00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:55,382 hey you're doing okay though right? 288 00:11:56,597 --> 00:11:58,041 Yeah Dad I'm fine 289 00:11:58,329 --> 00:12:01,784 All right I knew you would You're the man That's my boy 290 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:07,994 We learned the reason my mother yelled wasn't because she liked yelling 291 00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:09,901 it was because if she didn't yell 292 00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,160 no one would hear her 293 00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:12,279 Drew wake up 294 00:12:12,304 --> 00:12:12,873 Hey-- 295 00:12:14,675 --> 00:12:16,074 Chris you're going to be late 296 00:12:16,461 --> 00:12:17,456 I'm coming 297 00:12:17,481 --> 00:12:18,612 Okay fine 298 00:12:19,164 --> 00:12:21,573 Don't go to school Grow up stupid 299 00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:26,538 Tonya wake up baby 300 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,289 All right all right 301 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,469 Five more minutes 302 00:12:35,937 --> 00:12:36,795 See? 303 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:39,574 Oh this is what I'm talking about 304 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:40,967 I try to be nice 305 00:12:41,914 --> 00:12:43,467 and this is the thanks I get 306 00:12:43,523 --> 00:12:46,334 Yeah I try not to be rude and belligerent 307 00:12:46,359 --> 00:12:48,646 If I wasn't nothing would get done around here 308 00:12:48,671 --> 00:12:50,072 But that's okay 309 00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:53,498 Oh okay I guess I'm supposed to clean this up too? 310 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,791 Oh no no no problem Mr Potato 311 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:56,849 I'll clean you up 312 00:12:56,874 --> 00:12:58,141 I have nothing else better to do 313 00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,881 No please you sit right there 314 00:13:00,106 --> 00:13:02,107 I'll be back No really stay! 315 00:13:02,552 --> 00:13:03,584 No it's okay 316 00:13:03,764 --> 00:13:04,904 It's okay because-- 317 00:13:04,929 --> 00:13:05,590 Uh-oh 318 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:11,248 Now that is just nasty 319 00:13:12,179 --> 00:13:14,681 After searching around I found a few cans 320 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:17,095 but what I really needed was some help 321 00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:27,900 There he is officer That's the man 322 00:13:28,294 --> 00:13:29,830 hold it right there, stop 323 00:13:29,855 --> 00:13:31,119 That's my boy 324 00:13:31,747 --> 00:13:34,721 If I ever needed my dad's help I needed it then 325 00:13:34,746 --> 00:13:35,650 Dad? 326 00:13:37,186 --> 00:13:38,120 Dad! 327 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:41,674 Dad! Ah dang it 328 00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:42,906 Wait! 329 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,226 Move move move 330 00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:55,545 Dad? 331 00:13:55,845 --> 00:13:57,123 I'm not your daddy 332 00:14:05,191 --> 00:14:06,160 Am I? 333 00:14:06,185 --> 00:14:07,035 No 334 00:14:07,299 --> 00:14:08,675 Thank you God 335 00:14:19,921 --> 00:14:23,457 To get cans to recycle first I had to cycle them 336 00:14:24,441 --> 00:14:25,808 Hey baby what you doing? 337 00:14:26,277 --> 00:14:29,332 I looked everywhere and I couldn't find any cans So I figured I'd get my own 338 00:14:29,407 --> 00:14:30,121 Want a soda? 339 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,603 Yeah thanks 340 00:14:31,884 --> 00:14:34,434 You mean to tell me you and your daddy couldn't find one can? 341 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:36,332 I didn't want to tell on my dad 342 00:14:36,357 --> 00:14:37,816 but I didn't want to lie 343 00:14:38,759 --> 00:14:42,786 Well Dad hasn't really had any time to come looking for cans with me 344 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,402 He's been working 345 00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:46,434 Really 346 00:14:46,948 --> 00:14:48,974 My project was on its last leg 347 00:14:48,998 --> 00:14:51,363 And for my mother that was the last straw 348 00:14:51,584 --> 00:14:52,668 Julius wake up! 349 00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:54,227 Oh oh what's going on? What? What? 350 00:14:54,412 --> 00:14:56,199 I thought you were gonna help Chris with his homework 351 00:14:56,224 --> 00:14:57,723 I was I am 352 00:14:57,748 --> 00:14:58,543 When? 353 00:14:58,739 --> 00:15:01,027 I don't-- Rochelle I've been working 354 00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:03,105 Oh and I've just been laying around the house all day? 355 00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:04,330 Is that what it is? 356 00:15:04,508 --> 00:15:08,512 I ask you to help that boy with one homework assignment in what 15 years? 357 00:15:08,537 --> 00:15:10,043 And you can't even do that! 358 00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:14,035 All I ask you to do is take the boy and pick up some cans 359 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,066 I'm sorry 360 00:15:15,091 --> 00:15:17,025 "I'm sorry" You ought to be! 361 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:22,824 Your son needed your help with one school assignment but ,no you were too busy 362 00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:24,551 But baby-- 363 00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:26,066 But-but-but what? 364 00:15:26,197 --> 00:15:27,764 Are you going to help him or not? 365 00:15:28,977 --> 00:15:30,098 Mm 366 00:15:30,694 --> 00:15:32,161 That's exactly what I thought 367 00:15:32,678 --> 00:15:33,324 Hm 368 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,749 Take your money 369 00:15:36,447 --> 00:15:39,049 I'm ba-ack! 370 00:15:39,354 --> 00:15:41,949 After school I was in for a big surprise 371 00:15:42,537 --> 00:15:43,293 Dad? 372 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:47,845 What's wrong? 373 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,215 What happened? 374 00:15:49,288 --> 00:15:50,489 Whoa calm down 375 00:15:50,661 --> 00:15:52,728 I'm here to help you with your Earth Day project 376 00:15:52,753 --> 00:15:53,793 I thought you had to work 377 00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:54,785 I do 378 00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,160 Now let's go get these cans 379 00:16:05,371 --> 00:16:06,700 380 00:16:11,496 --> 00:16:13,184 381 00:16:16,645 --> 00:16:18,520 382 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,624 Looks pretty full 383 00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:36,854 Yeah so you want to take it to the recycling center? 384 00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:38,346 No let's take it first thing in the morning 385 00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:39,026 Yeah 386 00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:49,713 So Tonya I know you heard me scream yesterday 387 00:16:50,362 --> 00:16:52,329 Yeah, are you sorry? 388 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:55,137 No I'm not sorry and I'll tell you why 389 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,644 You can only talk that way to someone when you love them 390 00:16:59,147 --> 00:17:01,512 But you have to be nice to the people that you don't know 391 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,183 But that doesn't make any sense 392 00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,832 No it doesn't make any sense 393 00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:08,504 but it so happens to be true 394 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:09,972 Like when Bush got reelected 395 00:17:09,997 --> 00:17:12,777 but How can it be true if it doesn't make any sense? 396 00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:15,707 Because that's just the way the truth is 397 00:17:17,122 --> 00:17:17,738 Oh 398 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:21,269 So this means that I'm going to go back to yelling at everybody 399 00:17:21,745 --> 00:17:23,082 Because you love us? 400 00:17:23,254 --> 00:17:24,324 Exactly 401 00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:26,680 So I can yell at you too? 402 00:17:26,954 --> 00:17:29,988 Mm if you want the fillings knocked out of your face go right ahead 403 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,472 I'd collected cans now it was time to cash in 404 00:17:43,074 --> 00:17:44,608 Sorry you had to miss work for this Dad 405 00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:45,822 That's okay 406 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:46,845 So how much money did you make? 407 00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:48,197 One hundred? $200? 408 00:17:48,222 --> 00:17:48,931 Six 409 00:17:48,956 --> 00:17:50,056 Six hundred dollars? 410 00:17:50,081 --> 00:17:51,525 No six dollars 411 00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:53,064 I can't do anything with this 412 00:17:53,089 --> 00:17:55,204 How am I supposed to save the Earth with six dollars? 413 00:17:57,648 --> 00:17:58,741 You know what Chris? 414 00:17:58,766 --> 00:18:01,272 To some people six dollars is a lot of money 415 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,554 You said you wanted to help the planet 416 00:18:08,192 --> 00:18:10,861 I just hope he knows this is cash not a salad 417 00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:12,492 Hey Kill Moves Konnichiwa! 418 00:18:12,954 --> 00:18:13,686 Oh 419 00:18:13,711 --> 00:18:14,554 Hey Chris 420 00:18:14,579 --> 00:18:15,912 I got something for you 421 00:18:16,464 --> 00:18:18,065 - Uh what's this for? - Earth Day 422 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:19,090 Earth Day huh? 423 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:20,534 Hm thanks 424 00:18:21,628 --> 00:18:22,401 Hey 425 00:18:22,693 --> 00:18:23,793 Happy Earth Day 426 00:18:24,552 --> 00:18:25,776 Let's get you to school 427 00:18:27,819 --> 00:18:31,180 People talk about saving the planet by picking up cans and bottles 428 00:18:31,205 --> 00:18:33,203 but the one thing I learned from Earth Day 429 00:18:33,228 --> 00:18:35,472 was that saving the planet meant a lot to me 430 00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:38,472 but doing it with my father meant the world to me 431 00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:45,548 So Chris tell us about your Earth Day project 432 00:18:45,847 --> 00:18:48,378 Oh well me and my dad collected a truckful of cans 433 00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:50,074 Chris that's wonderful 434 00:18:50,099 --> 00:18:51,967 And I gave the money to somebody less fortunate 435 00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:55,300 I mean there's no reason to save the Earth if you can't save the people 436 00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:57,980 Oh Chris that's so profound 437 00:18:58,511 --> 00:19:02,730 Other than the fact that you can see Stevie Wonder's got nothing on you 438 00:19:03,652 --> 00:19:05,347 I know in my heart 439 00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:09,409 that money is somehow going to help us all 440 00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:14,220 So we have 13 Styrofoam ice chests 441 00:19:14,525 --> 00:19:16,511 four cans of aerosol spray paint 442 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,667 one pack of cigarettes a gallon of whisky 443 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,527 and one container of "I Can't Believe It's Not Margarine" 444 00:19:23,492 --> 00:19:26,074 Would that be paper or plastic? 445 00:19:26,225 --> 00:19:27,027 Plastic 446 00:19:29,087 --> 00:19:30,753 Happy Earth Day 32011

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