All language subtitles for The Looney Tunes Show s02e20 The Shell Game

- Uhh!

Ooh!

Uhh! Uhh!

Ahh!

- You're gonna break it.

- I think I know
my own recliner.

Sometimes it just sticks.

Got to give it
a little uhh!

Got to give it
a little aah!

But sometimes it knows
you're gonna do that,

So you've got to
surprise it with a little hah!

Hah! Hyah! Hah!

Hyah! Hah!

Wah!

[crash]

That's good.

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[music playing
on television]

- Uh, maybe it's time
to buy a new recliner.

- Buy a new recliner?
Easy for you to say, moneybags bunny.

But unlike you,
I wasn't born

With a silver carrot
in my mouth.

- Well, then get it fixed.

- Why? If it ain't broke,
don't fix it.

Ooh!

[groans]

- It is broke.

- It's an expression, bugs.

Lord, you're ignorant.

My point is, I'm perfectly
content with it like this.

- Well, I'm not.

It takes up half the room
this way.

And I'm not watching tv
upside down.

- [scoffs]
you're so prickly.

Everything has to be
just so with you.

It's like you can't adapt.

Ohh! My eyes!

The sudden change in lighting.
I can't adapt to it.

[sobbing]

Why is it so hard
for you to admit that you lost, porky?

- [stammering]
I didn't lose.

In golf,
the lowest score wins.

- That doesn't make
any sense.

Everyone knows
that in sports,

The highest score wins.

You got a 75.
I got a 308.

I dominated you.

[scoffs]
he put the tv back.

[gasps]

What in the name of
randall mcclintock is this?

- Ooh, a new recliner.

- What do you think?

- Are you responsible
for this?

- Well, your old one
was broken.

This one's brand new.
It's leather.

- No, absolutely not.
Take it back.

- Why?

I think it's nice.

- Oh, now I definitely
don't want it.

Porky has the worst taste
of anyone I know.

- You think I have
bad taste?

- Look in the mirror, man.

What's with those shoes?
They're crazy.

They have little spikes
on the bottom.

Who does that?

- They're golf shoes.

- Well, what's with
the one glove?

Who do you think you are,
michael jackson?

I met michael jackson,
and you are no michael jackson.

- It's a golf glove.

- When did you meet
michael jackson?

- I met him at
the denver airport.

But that's not the point.

The point is,
I want my old recliner back.

- It's too late.
I donated it to a thrift store.

- Porky, I'm gonna need
a moment alone with my roommate.

Not my friend,
my roommate.

- Oh, uh, ok.

[crash]

- That was a garbage move.

- Getting you a brand new
recliner was a garbage move?

- That recliner meant
everything to me.

- Why?
- Why?

It was my sole possession.

- What are you talking about?

You got a bedroom
full of stuff.

- Yes, but all of that
is either rented,

Found in a dumpster,
or I'm borrowing it from porky.

That recliner I bought
with my own money.

It was the summer
after graduation.

I was working at
that-a-burger.

It was miserable.

6 days a week,
10 hours a day,

Standing over
those grease traps,

Slinging 80% beef patties.

I used to fantasize
about sitting down

With my feet up,

Just relaxing.

Then one day on my walk
home from yet another nightmare shift,

I looked up and there it was
in the storefront window.

I knew if I could just
sit in it once,

I would sit in it
for the rest of my life.

But they said
I had to buy it.

It took me all summer
to make enough money,

But once I did,
I quit that job,

Bought that recliner,
and I've been sitting in it ever since.

Until today.

- Wow. I had no idea.

I feel terrible.

Come on.

- Where are we going?

- To get your recliner back.

- Uh, guys?

Hello?

- I can't believe someone
already bought my recliner.

- Neither can I.

- Now what am I gonna do?

Where am I gonna sit?

- In the new recliner
I got you.

It's very comfortable.

Give it a try.
Maybe you'll like it.

Think of it as
a new beginning,

A fresh start.

When one door closes,
another one opens.

That's what makes life
interesting.

You never know what's
gonna happen next.

[crunch]
- ooh!

- Bet you didn't know
that was gonna happen.

- Are you ok?

- You hit me.

Buges buney?

- Cecil?

Here, let me help you up.

I'm so sorry.
Are you hurt?

- No, I think I'm ok.

Just a little startled,
maybe.

- Uh-oh.
- What?

- Did you always have
a crack in your shell?

- Oh, no,
my shell is cracked.

- Don't worry,
I'll take care of it. I have insurance.

- Oh, no, I don't want you
to have to go through all that trouble.

Let's handle this
like gentlemen.

I have a shell guy
I go to.

He's very reasonable.

- Well, whatever the cost.

Whatever it is,
I'll be happy to pay for it.

Here's my number.

- I'll be in touch.

Ohh.

Uhh.

Uhh. Uhh.

[starts engine]

- What are you doing?

- I think you've done
enough damage for one day.

Being behind the wheel
of a car is a tremendous responsibility, bugs.

It requires concentration
and focus.

That's how you avoid
accidents.

- So, what do you think?

- What kind of leather
is this?

- I don't know. Leather.

- Is it corinthian
or cordovan?

Or is it even leather at all?

I mean, it feels like
naugahyde.

- It's leather.

- It makes a weird sound
when I move like this.

- Well, then stop
moving like that.

- I don't think I like it.

- Daffy, you're the only
person in the world

That wouldn't like
this recliner.

- Ugh. Where did you get
this hideous recliner?

- See? Told you.
It's going back.

- What?
It's just one opinion.

- Uh, one professional
opinion.

- You're not a professional.

- Uh, no, but I watch
"design divas" every week,

So I think I know
what I'm talking about.

- What is "design divas"?

- It's the design show
where diva decorators

Change other divas' lives
one piece of furniture at a time.

- Hello! We have
a season pass to it.

How have you never seen it?

Ugh. Always with
the reading, this guy.

- What happened to
your old recliner?

- Brainiac over there thought
he was doing me a favor

By throwing it away

And giving me this--
this naugahyde nightmare.

- It's beyond horrible.

- It's nice.

- Bugs, you're good
in a lot of areas,

But home decor is
not one of them.

You just don't see things
the way we do.

[telephone rings]

- That's an understatement.

[ring]

[ring]

Hello?

- Buges, it's cecil.

- Oh, hi.
How are you?

- The turtle.
- Yeah, right.

- The one you hit
with your car this morning.

- No, yeah, I know
exactly who this is.

- Ok, well, I just dropped
my shell off with my shell guy

And the crack is worse
than we thought.

- Oh, no.
What does that mean?

- It means he's
gonna need $2,000.

- $2,000 to fix your shell?

- Oh, no, the 2,000 is
just to go in and see what the problem is.

He has to determine
if it's a surface crack

Or a sub-stratum crack.

If it's a sub-stratum crack,

That could end up costing
as much as 35.

- 3,500?

- 35,000.

- [gulps]

- But fingers crossed
it's a surface crack.

So you want to drop
that check off?

I'd come by and get it,
but I probably shouldn't leave the house.

You know, turtle
without a shell.

Highly vulnerable.

- Oh, of course.
What's your address?

- 4123--

- Can I have your credit card?

- My credit card?

- Oh, actually,
I'd prefer a check.

- No, I'm sorry,
I wasn't talking to you.

Why do you need
my credit card?

- We're exchanging
the recliner.

- Hello?

- Oh, uh, sorry.

Can you say that again?

- We are exchanging
the recliner.

- Not you.
No, I'm sorry,

I wasn't talking to you.

Here.

Sorry.
One more time, cecil.

- 4123 helms way.

- Sorry.
Where'd you buy it?

- Home warehouse.

- No. Helms way.

Why would I live
at home warehouse?

- It's not important.

I'll stop by
with the check.

[beep]

- Can you help us carry
the recliner to the car?

It's real heavy.

- Great day of the morning.
This place is huge.

We've been walking around
for an hour

And just got out of
the kitchen section.

Where are we now?

- Hmm. I don't know.

It's either textiles
and rugs

Or storage solutions.

- A scarf basket?

Who needs a scarf basket?

- Ooh! Look over here!

- You found the recliners?

- No, it's a complete
closet organizing system.

See, everything is
divided into little baskets.

- Baskets. Genius.

- All of your t-shirts
go in here,

Socks and underwear here.

This is for your sweaters.

- What about my scarves?

- Look, scarf baskets.

- Ohh, my mornings would
go so much quicker if my closet looked like this.

- Hmph. Tell me about it.

- You know,
about 7 years ago, I quit wearing clothes

Because my closet
was so disorganized.

I just gave up.

- Oh. Em. Gee.

- You found the recliners?

- More like patio furniture
and outdoor dining!

- Ooh! Wait for me!

- Oh, mr. Buney.
Forgive my appearance.

Let me go and get a robe.

- I just wanted
to give you your check.

- Oh, that's so nice of you.

$2,000. Yep.

This should get
the ball rolling.

- How are you feeling?

- Oh, you know,
not good.

- I'm really sorry.
Is there anything else I can do for you?

- Well, I suppose
I could use some groceries.

- Oh.

- I mean, I'd go
and get them myself,

But a turtle
without a shell...

- Right. Highly vulnerable.

- Here's a list.

- You, uh, had that
ready to go, huh?

- I'd really appreciate it.

- Ok. I'll be right back.

- [chuckles]

[cackles]

- Were you just laughing?

- What? No.

- It sounded like
the evil laugh of a cartoon villain.

- Oh, don't be silly.

I mean, do I look
like a cartoon villain?

- Who are you looking at?

- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

I'm on with my shell guy.

- So you're saying
it can't be repaired?

You're gonna have to make
a brand new custom shell?

I don't even want to ask
how much that's gonna cost.

Of course, I'll hold.

He's pricing it out for me.

Looks like it's gonna be
a little more than we hoped.

- Hmm. What a shocker.

Where would you like me
to put all this caviar I bought?

- Fridge is fine.

Oh, good, you remembered
the bubbly.

Oh, yes, hi.

Did you come up
with a figure?

Oh, boy.
Oh, brother.

Oh, brother.
Oh, boy.

He says you're looking
at $53,000.

- Let me talk to him.

- Oh, uh, uh, you can't.

- Why not?

- Because he, um,
doesn't speak english.

- You were just talking
to him in english.

- Oh, well, he can understand
it, he just can't speak it.

- Give me that phone.

- Bonjour to you, too.

He hung up.

So about that $53,000.

- You know what, unfortunately,
my checkbook's at home.

- Well, you know
where to find me.

[cackles]

Just clearing my throat.
A little parched.

Gonna go ahead and open
that bubbly.

[cackles]

- Oh, that's nice.

Oh, hello, mommy.

That is good for
the circulation.

I am really feeling
that circulation.

Let's see what else
she does.

Oh, that's good.

That's a nice feeling
right there.

Ooh! Maybe that's a little
too much of that feeling.

Whoops!
Probably needed that.

Little--little help here.

Daffy!

Daffy!

- Cool bed.

- Ooh, that is quite a ride,
my friend.

Where were you?

- Looking for recliners.

And I had to use
the bathroom.

- You went over there?

- Mm-hmm.
Very european.

No doors.
No judgment.

- Um, how do I say this?

I think those are
display toilets.

- What do you say we keep
looking for those recliners?

Away from this area.

- Let's find out a little more
about cecil the turtle.

Hmm. Here we go.

A news article.
"turtle hit by motorist."

This is from 6 years ago.

"cecil the turtle
was struck in a crosswalk.

"driver claimed he
came out of nowhere.

Awarded $40,000
in damages."

Here's another one.

"turtle out for stroll
struck by minivan."

There's tons of these.

You miserable little--

[door opens]
- bugs!

Oh, no.

What have I done?

What have I done?

- Calm down.
Calm down.

What happened?

- I almost killed someone.
- What?

- I hit a pedestrian
with my car.

I never even saw him.

Poor thing.

It's like he came out
of nowhere.

- Came out of nowhere, huh?

- And I cracked his shell.

He's so vulnerable now.

I gave him $10,000,

But that's just for
the initial estimate.

It'll probably be more.

He's waiting to hear back
from his shell guy.

Ohh, I hope he's ok.

- Why don't we go
check on him?

- I can't believe
I got kicked out for using the toilet.

Last time I got
kicked out of a place,

It was for not using one.

Figure it out, america.

- On the bright side,

I got the closet
organizing system.

- I guess I just have to
get used to life without a recliner.

[knock on door]

- Oh, mr. Pig.
I wasn't expecting to see you.

I just heard back
from my shell guy.

I'm afraid it's gonna
cost more than we'd hoped.

Oh! Mr. Buney, what are you
doing here?

- I'm shutting down
your little shell game.

Well, look at that.

Your shell looks
as good as new.

- Oh, well, uh,

My shell guy
just fixed it.

- So you wear a fake
cracked shell

To scam people
out of their money.

Not anymore.

Come on, porky.
We're going to the police.

- I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

Drop the shell.

Hands up.

Both of you.

Now kick it over to me.

- [gasps]

Where'd you get that recliner?

- This old thing?

I picked it up
at the thrift store.

That was where I spotted you.

You were the perfect mark.

- I got to hand it
to you, cecil.

You're a criminal
mastermind.

- Why, thank you very much.

- If you don't
mind me asking,

How did you come up
with this scheme?

- Well, it's a long story,

But since I'm gonna
shoot you anyway,

What's the harm?

- Mind if we sit down?

- Why not? I mean,
we're all gentlemen.

[humming]

I was living in atlantic city,
working at that-a-burger.

I didn't have
two dimes to rub together.

But I had big dreams.

- I'm sorry to interrupt,

But wouldn't you be
more comfortable reclined?

- What?

Oh! I just thought
it was a chair.

I didn't know it was
a recline--aah!

- Hold on to this.

Uh-oh.

Looks like you cracked
your shell.

- Ohh.

- there are things in life
that are amazing

like stargazing,
Sunday lazing

and carrot quiche

but nothing can compare

to a certain
top-notch hare

I'll admit
inside my heart

he's found a niche

That's a french word
meaning "special place."

Maestro!

look at him,
there he goes

he's wonderful
and everyone knows

he's wonderful, wonderful

wonderful, wonderful

wonderful, wonderful bugs

he likes his coffee
finely ground

when he snores,
it doesn't make a sound

he respects his elders,
he's a certified welder

and he's got good humor
by the pound

he dates my lovely
daughter lola

she thinks he's sweet
as cherry cola

he's honest to a fault,
his brain's a golden vault

he's the yogurt
to her granola

here he comes,
man of the hour

look at him walk,
such grace and power

he's wonderful,
wonderful

wonderful, wonderful

wonderful, wonderful bugs

I know he's just
a bunny and all

but one day I hope
he's my son-in-law

- [kiss]

- he's handsome
and considerate

articulate and literate

loquacious and vivacious

his garage is
very spacious

he's wonderful,
wonderful bugs

[cheers and applause]

- Mwah!

- I know what
the surprise is.

You went back to
home warehouse

And got me that
leather recliner again.

You were right.
It was great.

It was way better
than my old recliner.

That thing was
a piece of junk.

I don't know why
I was holding on to it.

I'm glad it's out
of my life.

If I never see
my old recliner again,

It'll be too soon.

So thank you.
Thank you, my friend.

I am so excited to sit
in that leather recliner.

Oh.

- You miserable little...

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- That's not all, folks.

I'm gonna get out of here.

And when I do,
watch out, buges buney.

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