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Daffy: That's it! I figured it out.
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I finally know what I want
to do with my life.
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Be a professional basketball player.
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Bugs: You're 3 1/2 feet tall.
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Daffy: You know,
you're a real dream killer.
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I hope you don't ever have children.
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Bugs: I thought you were a hairdresser.
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Daffy: It's time for a new challenge.
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And I can't find my scissors.
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I'll be a farmer,
work the land, feed the people.
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Bugs: They get up
at 4:00 in the morning.
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Daffy: Hmm. I know what I'll be--
a mountain climber!
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Bugs: Did you say climber?
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Daffy: Climb...
large mountains...
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Scale...impossible peaks!
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Bugs: You can't even climb the stairs!
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Daffy: It's the altitude!
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I've reached the summit!
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What a view!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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A WEB-DL Sync and correction by
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The Looney Tunes Show - Season 2 Episode 7
Customer Service
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Original Air Date:
November 17, 2012
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Julie: Thank you for calling
Trans Visitron Cable.
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How may I offer you
excellent service today?
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Cecil: Good morning, Julie.
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Do you know why I'm smiling?
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Because it's Monday.
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And that's the day I randomly
select one of our customers
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and turn off their cable.
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Let's see who is today's
unlucky customer!
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Announcer: And we're all set to go.
It's game one of the finals.
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We have two evenly matched teams.
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Bugs: Here we go.
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Announcer [Over TV}: And here's the tip--
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Bugs: What?!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
This can't be happening!
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Cecil: Let the fun begin!
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Thank you for calling
Trans Visitron Cable.
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Please hold
while we access your account.
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Thank you for holding.
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The name associated with
this account is Buges Buney.
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- Is this correct?
Bugs: Yes.
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Cecil: Thanks, Mr. Buney.
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Please tell us in a few words why you are
calling so we may better assist you.
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You can say simple phrases
like, "Pay my bill",
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- or, "My cable's out".
Bugs: My cable's out.
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Cecil: I understand you want
to terminate your cable service.
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- Is this correct?
Bugs: What?!
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No! This is not correct!
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Oh, this is a good one.
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Bugs : My cable is out!
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I'm sorry. I'm having
trouble understanding you.
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- Please try again later. Good-bye.
- Bugs : What?
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No, no, no!
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Let's see how long
it takes him to call back.
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Bugs: They hung up on me!
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Daffy: I'm not surprised.
You were yelling at them.
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So much hostility.
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Seriously, do not have children.
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Cecil: 7, 8, 9--
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Huh, faster than I thought.
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That Mr. Buney's
a real feisty one.
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Thank you for calling Trans Visitron.
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My name is Cecil. How can I
offer you excellent service?
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Bugs: Oh, hi, yes, my cable went out...
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and it's game one of the finals
and I'm missing it.
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Cecil: Oh, dear. Well...
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I'd be happy to send a technician
to your home...tomorrow.
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Bugs: Tomorrow?! The game's on now!
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Can't you press a button
and turn my cable back on?
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Cecil: Oh, Mr. Buney.
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Do you really think I can
just turn your cable
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on and off with the click of a mouse?
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Bugs: Fine! I'll take
the appointment tomorrow.
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At least I'll see game two.
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Cecil: Okey doke.
A technician will be there
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some time between
8:00 A.M. and 6:00 P.M.
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Bugs: But that's all day!
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Cecil: And just a friendly reminder,
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someone does need to be home
during those hours.
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Anything else I can help you with?
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Bugs: No, you've done enough.
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Did I provide you
with excellent service?
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Yes. Beyond excellent.
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Cecil: Thank you.
Daffy: Who was that?
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Bugs: A customer service representative.
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You know, someone whose job it
is to make people miserable.
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Daffy: You can get
paid to make people miserable?
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All these years,
I've been doing it for free.
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Here, you go be an underwater welder.
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I think I just found
what I was born to do.
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Get ready, people.
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I'm about to make you
a whole lot more miserabler....
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For money!
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Daffy: Tina.
Tina: What? I'm busy!
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Daffy: On a r?sum?, should everything
be in bold, everything be underlined,
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or everything be in italics?
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Lola: Hi!
Tina: Oh, hey, Lola.
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What do you need with a r?sum??
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Lola: I need to make
a photo copy of my hand.
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Tina: What?
Daffy: Or do I just go for it...
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and do the whole thing in a fun font?
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Lola: There's this palm reader
that's really good,
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but she's in Tierra del Fuego,
so I need to send her
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a photo copy of my palm.
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- Excuse me, miss?
Tina: Yeah, give me a minute.
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- You can use that copier over there.
Lola: Thanks!
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I'm sorry, I'm kind of in a hurry.
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Daffy: Which font?
Old west or Triberica?
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Ooh, or Triberica grand?
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Hello! I need
a hundred copies of this.
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Tina: I said give me a minute!
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Daffy: Hmm, Tina and
Bugs, so much hostility.
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Lola: It says "Load paper"?
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Then load paper!
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Lola: Oh, thanks.
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- How about my hundred copies?
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Tina: How about I take your head
and shove it in that machine...
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and make a hundred copies
of your stupid face?
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You got time for that?
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- Tina, what was that about?
Tina: That guy was being a jerk.
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He was a customer.
So put a smile on your face.
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Tina: Easy for you to say! You don't
have to deal with these people.
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Tina, I'm afraid until
you can become...
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a little more positive and upbeat,
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I have no choice but to suspend you.
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Tina: But that's not my personality.
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How am supposed to be
positive and upbeat?
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I don't know.
Find someone to teach you.
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Tina: Positive and upbeat.
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What kind of nitwit's
always positive and upbeat?
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Lola: Toner exploded!
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Hmm. Looks like I have freckles.
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I've always wanted freckles.
Look, freckles!
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Bugs: All right, it's 8:00.
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Someone will be here
between now and 6:00.
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Hopefully closer to now.
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Tina: Thanks again for
letting me pick your brain.
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Lola: Are you kidding? No one's ever
wanted to pick my brain before.
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Well, except for that one time when I
volunteered for those medical experiments.
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Tina: Whahey! That's our space!
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Lola: Oh, that's ok,
we'll find another one.
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Have a great day!
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Oh, I love your hat.
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Tina: You've gotta be kidding me.
He took your space.
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- That didn't bother you?
Lola: Ehh.
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There's plenty spots to go around.
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Besides, this one's much further away.
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Tina: What's good about that?
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Lola: Well, it gives me more time
to practice my new walk.
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What do you think? More
arms or less arms?
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More arms, for sure.
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Lola: Thank you!
Tina: Oh, I get it.
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You wanted to take me to the mall
so that I'd see what it's like...
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to be on the other side
of the counter,
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so that the next time
I'm dealing with a customer,
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I'll be nice and friendly...
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and remember that in the end,
we're all just people, right?
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Lola: No, I just wanted to get
some new lip gloss.
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But that would have been
a good idea. You're smart!
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Tina: I'm not that smart.
I'm about to lose my job.
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- How do you do it?
Lola: What?
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Tina: Not get annoyed with people.
Lola: Oh, I don't know.
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I guess it's just in my genes.
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Oh, no, wait, I'm not wearing jeans.
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I should get some jeans!
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Tina: Whoa! Hey, what are you doing?
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You don't just spray perfume
on someone without askin'.
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- No one likes that.
Lola: Ooh, Tina!
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This lady just sprayed perfume on
me and I didn't even have to ask.
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Hi, can you maybe just
spray a little here?
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Yeah, and here.
And then just this whole--
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this whole area right here.
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Maybe my face? Ow.
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Oh, I should have shut my eyes.
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It's my fault, my fault.
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Bugs: Why did I have to drink so much?!
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Ow, ooh, ha, whoo!
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Bugs: No, wait!
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Bugs: I'm here!
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I'm here!
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I'm here!
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I was here!
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Cecil: It never gets old.
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Bugs: "Sorry we missed you."
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Oh-ho. You're gonna be sorry.
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Daffy: Your family is gorgeous, Ted.
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Your son looks like
quarterback material.
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- That's my daughter.
Daffy: She's lovely.
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And you know a lot of girls
play football these days.
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This is quite a r?sum?.
A little hard to read.
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Daffy: That's the Triberica grand.
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Hairdresser, marine corp.
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You were the CEO of Enormicorp?
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This is all incredibly impressive.
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Daffy: That's why it's all in bold.
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But I'm afraid you're overqualified.
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Daffy: What?! No! I swear, I'm not.
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It only looks that way
because of the giant font size.
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Please, I was born to work
in customer service!
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Well, I suppose I can make you
the customer service supervisor.
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Daffy: Will I still get to make
people's lives miserable?
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Heh! Only when you're forced
to fire someone.
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Welcome aboard.
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I get to fire people?
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Bugs: 5 seconds, you can't go
to the bathroom for 5 seconds?
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Daffy: Thank you for
calling Trans Visitron.
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We're always working for you.
My name is Daffy.
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How can I offer you
excellent service today?
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Bugs: Daffy?!
Daffy: Am I speaking to...
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- Buges Buney?
Bugs: It's me!
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Daffy: Ok, Mr. Buney, what seems
to be the problem today?
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Daffy: You know what the problem is,
you live with me.
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Our cable's out.
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Daffy: Is this Bugs Bunny?
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Bugs: Yes!
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Daffy: Then why did you say
your name was Buges Buney?
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Bugs: I didn't. You did.
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Can you just put our cable back on?
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Daffy: Oh, I don't know how to do that.
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Bugs: I thought you worked there!
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Daffy: I do, but so far
I've just been firing people.
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Bugs: Daffy, can you please find someone
who can put our cable back on?
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I'm about to miss another game!
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Daffy: All right, here's what
I'm going to do for you.
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I'm going to transfer you to one of
my customer service representatives.
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Bugs: No, wait!
Don't put me back on with--
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Cecil: Hello, this is Cecil.
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Bugs: Please, I'm begging you,
the game is about to start.
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Isn't there anything you can do
to turn my cable back on?
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Cecil: Hmm. I could try
resetting your account.
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Bugs: Yes! Reset it!
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Cecil: Okey doke.
How's your day going so far?
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Bugs: Horrible!
Cecil: I'm sorry to hear that.
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Bugs: Just reset it!
Cecil: All right, here we go!
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Bugs: You did it!
My cable's back on!
238
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Cecil: Is there anything else
I can help you with today?
239
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Bugs: But wait, I only have one channel!
240
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Cecil: Yep. That's the bronze package.
241
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,340
Bugs: How is one channel a package?
242
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Cecil: If you want, I can upgrade
you to the silver package.
243
00:11:36,050 --> 00:11:38,939
Bugs: What package do I need
to watch the basketball game?
244
00:11:38,996 --> 00:11:41,275
Cecil: Well, that would be the gold package.
245
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Bugs: Then give me the gold package!
246
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Cecil: Okey doke, please hold.
247
00:11:46,147 --> 00:11:48,715
Ooh, that's hot.
248
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,250
Ohh.
249
00:11:50,285 --> 00:11:52,719
That is
good
coffee.
250
00:12:00,872 --> 00:12:03,897
Speedy: I can't believe you
watch this stuff. It's garbage!
251
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:07,598
Watch the basketball game or something.
Isn't it the playoffs?
252
00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:13,641
Speedy: Maybe I'll just
watch a little bit.
253
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:37,598
Cecil: Well, I have
good news and bad news.
254
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The bad news is, I was not able to
upgrade you to the gold package.
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Bugs: What's the good news?
256
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:49,912
Cecil: Oh, did I
say there was good news?
257
00:12:57,887 --> 00:13:01,223
Will someone tip me over, please?
258
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,691
Julie?
259
00:13:02,726 --> 00:13:05,527
Julie, I know you can hear me.
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Julie. Julie.
261
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Julie!
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Julie?
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Bugs: Of course you realize...
264
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This means war!
265
00:13:25,187 --> 00:13:28,856
Lola: Closed? Why would Pizzarriba
be closed in the middle of the day?
266
00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:46,825
Speedy: Dr. Jimenez has a twin brother?
267
00:13:46,864 --> 00:13:49,644
What would Lindsay say? She's
about to sell the hacienda!
268
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She already has too much on her plate.
269
00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:53,840
Tina: You want to go to Tutty's?
Lola: Ehh.
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Daffy: I'm sorry, Julie.
You know how these things go.
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I'm gonna need you to
clear out your desk.
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And anything you might have left
in the office refrigerator.
273
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Good luck.
274
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Cecil, where are you going?
275
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Cecil: I'm on break.
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Daffy: Ok, but you better be back
by 2:30, or you're fired.
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Cecil: What?!
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Lola: Thanks.
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Tina: Wait, I thought you
got the cheeseburger.
280
00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:29,403
Lola: Eh, cottage cheese will be fine.
281
00:14:29,461 --> 00:14:32,028
Try something new.
Who knows, maybe I'll like it.
282
00:14:32,376 --> 00:14:33,642
Mm-hmm.
283
00:14:33,677 --> 00:14:36,152
Hmm, not as cheesy as you'd think.
284
00:14:36,215 --> 00:14:39,450
Very cottage-y, though.
285
00:14:39,857 --> 00:14:41,997
Tina: Ok. Let me give you
a scenario.
286
00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,857
Lola: Aw, that's so sweet, thank you.
287
00:14:43,885 --> 00:14:46,453
I feel bad, though. I don't
have anything to give you.
288
00:14:46,488 --> 00:14:48,659
Here, take my cottage cheese,
I insist.
289
00:14:48,678 --> 00:14:50,613
Oh, one more quick, huge bite.
290
00:14:50,629 --> 00:14:55,533
Tina: No, a scenario. I'm going
to describe a situation at work.
291
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You tell me how you would handle it.
292
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Lola: Ooh, fun!
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Tina: Ok. Imagine some customer
comes up to you at the counter.
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Lola: Who is it?
Tina: Who's what?
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Lola: The customer.
Tina: I don't know.
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It doesn't matter.
Just pick someone.
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Lola: Ok, I've got him.
298
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Tina: All right. So this
customer is in a hurry,
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but you're already busy
doing a bunch of other stuff.
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00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:15,591
Lola: I'm sorry, where do I work again?
301
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Tina: Copy place!
302
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Lola: Right, got it.
303
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Tina: So you tell him to wait a minute,
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but he keeps ringing the bell,
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saying, "Miss, miss"!
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Miss, miss!
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00:15:33,471 --> 00:15:37,107
Lola: Well, hello there, customer.
Can I help you?
308
00:15:37,162 --> 00:15:38,508
Bugs: That depends.
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00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,810
What are you doing
for the rest of your life?
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00:15:40,845 --> 00:15:42,414
Lola: Well, kinda thought
I was going to work here
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until I figured out
what I really wanted to do.
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00:15:44,581 --> 00:15:46,031
Or maybe I'll go back to college.
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Bugs: Forget all that. Marry me.
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Lola: Customer!
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Bugs: Say yes.
Lola: Yes, yes!
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I'll be Mrs. customer!
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Tina: Lola!
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Lola: Huh?
Tina: What would you do with that customer?
319
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Lola: I'd drop everything
and do whatever he said.
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He's my customer.
And my customer is my world.
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Tina: Wow.
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00:16:12,985 --> 00:16:17,834
I...Think I've got the wrong
personality for customer service.
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00:16:17,884 --> 00:16:22,220
Lola: You know, maybe just
one more teeny huge bite.
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00:16:30,185 --> 00:16:32,696
Bugs: Welcome to
the coffee hut. My name is Becky.
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00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:35,484
How can I offer you
excellent service today?
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00:16:35,549 --> 00:16:37,007
Cecil: I'll have a cappuccino.
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00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:39,802
Bugs: Okey doke.
Cecil: I'm kind of in a hurry.
328
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,418
Bugs: Oh, looks like
the machine's not working.
329
00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:46,322
If you'd like, I can upgrade
you to a regular coffee.
330
00:16:46,359 --> 00:16:48,741
Cecil: I don't know how that's an upgrade,
331
00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:51,312
- but...ok.
Bugs: Okey doke.
332
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:57,173
Oh, are you watching the playoffs?
333
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,525
Cecil: No.
334
00:16:58,606 --> 00:17:00,481
I really am in a hurry.
335
00:17:00,549 --> 00:17:02,951
Bugs: Okey doke.
Oh, you know what?
336
00:17:03,025 --> 00:17:04,425
We're out of coffee.
337
00:17:04,453 --> 00:17:06,754
Cecil: Ugh, forget it.
338
00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:09,283
Bugs: If you like,
you can come back tomorrow,
339
00:17:09,302 --> 00:17:13,072
some time between
8:00 A.M. and 6:00 P.M.
340
00:17:19,531 --> 00:17:20,965
Cecil: Whoo! 2:28.
341
00:17:22,015 --> 00:17:25,251
Bugs: Going up?
342
00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:30,023
What package would you like?
343
00:17:30,057 --> 00:17:33,533
Cecil: Package? I just want
to go to the 22nd floor.
344
00:17:33,557 --> 00:17:37,097
Bugs: Well, there's a number of ways
to get to the 22nd floor.
345
00:17:37,132 --> 00:17:39,266
Ah, you can get the silver package,
346
00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:41,155
which takes you to the 20th floor,
347
00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:43,399
but you'll have to walk
the last two floors.
348
00:17:43,503 --> 00:17:45,805
Or I can give you the gold package,
349
00:17:45,909 --> 00:17:47,981
which takes you straight to 22.
350
00:17:48,043 --> 00:17:51,449
But that's not available till
September of next year, see.
351
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:53,488
Or now in the bronze package,
352
00:17:53,545 --> 00:17:56,670
for every floor we go up,
we go down, too.
353
00:17:56,714 --> 00:17:59,155
So that one
takes a while, mm-hmm.
354
00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,737
Cecil: Forget it, I'll take the stairs.
355
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,122
Bugs: Okey doke. Heh.
356
00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:12,247
Bugs: Did I provide you
with excellent service today?
357
00:18:13,361 --> 00:18:17,164
I'm sorry, sir, we can't
photo copy money.
358
00:18:17,191 --> 00:18:18,642
Sam: Of course you can!
359
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:23,181
You just put the dollar in the
machine and make a million copies!
360
00:18:23,442 --> 00:18:25,242
Oh, thank goodness you're here.
361
00:18:25,753 --> 00:18:28,388
I need you to take care
of this customer.
362
00:18:28,423 --> 00:18:30,357
Tina: That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
363
00:18:30,391 --> 00:18:33,359
I don't think I can do that
and be positive and upbeat.
364
00:18:33,463 --> 00:18:34,750
Forget positive and upbeat.
365
00:18:34,789 --> 00:18:37,624
Right now I need rude
and mean-spirited.
366
00:18:37,932 --> 00:18:39,767
You were right.
367
00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:44,871
I had no idea how hard it was
dealing with these people!
368
00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:51,111
Sam: What are you lookin' at, girly?
369
00:18:51,146 --> 00:18:53,641
Tina: I'll tell you what I'm lookin' at.
370
00:18:53,703 --> 00:18:57,179
A sad little man who buys his jeans
in the children's department
371
00:18:57,203 --> 00:19:00,906
and who's about to get beat up
with his own boots.
372
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:04,159
You hear me? And if you ever steal
my friend's parking space again,
373
00:19:04,194 --> 00:19:08,430
I'll put you in a shoe box
and bury you in my backyard.
374
00:19:08,465 --> 00:19:10,666
Welcome back.
375
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:22,544
Cecil: Whoo! I made it.
376
00:19:22,645 --> 00:19:25,080
Where is everyone?
Where am I?
377
00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:29,551
Bugs: The future.
Cecil: What?!
378
00:19:32,288 --> 00:19:35,857
Where are all the customer
service representatives?
379
00:19:35,892 --> 00:19:37,673
Bugs: In the future, there are none.
380
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,032
Cecil: But why?
381
00:19:39,071 --> 00:19:42,298
Bugs: Because one customer
was so mistreated...
382
00:19:42,332 --> 00:19:46,134
that he rose up
and the people followed!
383
00:19:46,169 --> 00:19:48,570
Cecil: Mr. Buney!
384
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,971
Bugs:
It's pronounced Bunny!
385
00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:53,002
But you can stop him.
386
00:19:53,055 --> 00:19:53,971
Cecil: How?
387
00:19:54,022 --> 00:19:57,208
Bugs: By turning his cable back on.
388
00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:59,372
Cecil: Ooh!
Bugs: Do it now,
389
00:19:59,424 --> 00:20:02,526
so he doesn't rise up!
390
00:20:02,943 --> 00:20:05,719
Cecil: Wait...Don't you need
to take me back in time
391
00:20:05,753 --> 00:20:07,396
in order for this to work?
392
00:20:07,484 --> 00:20:09,352
Bugs: Yes! Normally.
393
00:20:09,451 --> 00:20:13,529
But, uh, for a bunch of time travel
reasons that you wouldn't understand,
394
00:20:13,577 --> 00:20:15,208
eh, we're going to do it this way.
395
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,984
Cecil: But...
Bugs: Just hurry!
396
00:20:17,013 --> 00:20:19,099
The time hole is closing!
397
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,871
Cecil: Oh, no, the time hole!
There, it's on.
398
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:24,345
Bugs: Is that all the movie channels?
399
00:20:24,387 --> 00:20:25,163
Cecil: Fine.
400
00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:28,446
Bugs: I know he had the full sports package.
401
00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:33,314
While you're at it, why don't you throw
in the Spanish language channels?
402
00:20:33,348 --> 00:20:37,585
I think he's got a friend
who watches them sometimes.
403
00:20:37,619 --> 00:20:41,822
Cecil: I did it. Now bring me
back to the present.
404
00:20:41,857 --> 00:20:44,420
Daffy: Oh, good, Cecil, it's you.
You're fired.
405
00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:47,094
Cecil: What?!
Daffy: Go ahead and clear out your desk.
406
00:20:47,363 --> 00:20:49,330
Well, that's everyone.
407
00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:51,551
Oh, hey, Bugs.
408
00:20:51,812 --> 00:20:54,126
- Bugs: I think you mean...
- Buges.
409
00:20:54,199 --> 00:20:56,720
Cecil: Buges Buney?
410
00:20:57,273 --> 00:20:58,413
Bugs: Oh, hey.
411
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:02,957
Thanks for providing me
with excellent service today.
412
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:09,750
Daffy: Unbelievable!
Bugs: What?
413
00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:12,925
Daffy: Ted fired me
because I fired everybody else.
414
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,562
Apparently you have to have
a reason to fire people.
415
00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:18,903
See, that's why I don't like
working for big corporations.
416
00:21:18,983 --> 00:21:21,799
Bugs: Well, at least the cable's on
in time for game seven.
417
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:23,379
Hey, Speedy,
would you mind changing--
418
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,832
Speedy: You're just in time! Lindsay's
about to have her baby.
419
00:21:25,886 --> 00:21:26,836
Daffy: Who's Lindsay?
420
00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:28,965
Speedy: Lindsay is the American
foreign exchange student...
421
00:21:29,005 --> 00:21:30,985
living in the hacienda
with Dr. Jimenez,
422
00:21:31,026 --> 00:21:34,889
but she doesn't know that the hacienda was
built on an ancient Aztecan burial ground.
423
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,798
Daffy: So Dr. Jimenez
is the bad guy?
424
00:21:46,918 --> 00:21:48,656
Speedy: No, Felix is the bad guy.
425
00:21:48,776 --> 00:21:50,749
Dr. Jimenez is wonderful.
426
00:21:50,869 --> 00:21:53,127
He's the father!
427
00:21:53,161 --> 00:21:56,326
Bugs: Eh, I'll watch the finals next year.
428
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:59,890
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00:22:29,197 --> 00:22:31,277
Cecil: That's all, folks!
431
00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:32,635
Whoa! Whoa!
432
00:22:33,762 --> 00:22:35,989
Will someone tip me over, please?
433
00:22:36,209 --> 00:22:38,029
Please? Hello?
434
00:22:38,612 --> 00:22:41,285
Julie. Julie!
435
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