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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:04,471 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:06,573 Going down the rabbit hole 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,776 Where we're going no one knows 4 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:10,778 Obstacles 'round every bend 5 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:15,845 Let's see where the tunnel ends 6 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:26,694 Ugly mountains, ugly trees, ugly bear. 7 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,462 Get out of the way! 8 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,197 Argh! 9 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:33,400 (MOANING) 10 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:36,137 Stay there, bear. 11 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:39,172 Huh? Now the clouds are moving. 12 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:41,375 Nature is all wrong! 13 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:42,191 Argh! 14 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:51,719 (HUMMING) 15 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:55,156 (GASPS) What the... 16 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:58,158 JACK: Dumb trees and their dumb colors. 17 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:01,161 And the gloves come off. 18 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,362 (HUMMING) 19 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:04,464 -Hey, Jack. -Hey! 20 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,367 Can't you see? 21 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:09,703 I'm attempting the most important part of fine art, the signature. 22 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:10,938 Ha-ha! 23 00:01:11,005 --> 00:01:12,639 I don't know, Jack. 24 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,375 Seems like there's more to it than that. 25 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:17,945 No. Without a signature the art is only half art. 26 00:01:18,012 --> 00:01:20,114 -A what? -Half art. Half art! 27 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:22,783 Sounds like a lot of hot air to me. 28 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,785 Okay, Grandma Moses. Whatever you say. 29 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,654 No. I'm Jack the painter. 30 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:31,158 Now go! 31 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:34,395 I would, but I believe I have some of your handiwork here. 32 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:38,665 Hmm? (LAUGHS) Well, let me sign it for you. 33 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:42,135 Ooh, I forgot to dot the eyes. 34 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:43,137 (LAUGHS) 35 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:46,040 You can have that one for free. 36 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:50,077 Well, fight war paint with war paint, I always say. 37 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:54,014 Say, Jack. You're pretty good. 38 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,749 Ah, but you got it all wrong. 39 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:57,751 I took some art classes at the Y. 40 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,820 So, you gotta put some core shadows over here, 41 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,722 some highlights over there, and... 42 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:05,692 Voila! 43 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,962 And you can have that one for free. 44 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,430 -(GROWLS) -Paint's a little thin with that one. 45 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:12,499 -JACK: Argh! -Yipes! 46 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:15,702 (GROWLING) 47 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:19,640 You gotta do better than that. 48 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:22,843 Ha! We could do this all day. 49 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,444 Hmm? Uh... 50 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,346 (SCREAMING) 51 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:27,448 (THUDDING) 52 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,616 JACK: Aren't you that bear I hit with a rock? 53 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:32,686 -(SCREAMING) -(BEAR GROWLING) 54 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:33,821 (PANTING) 55 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,489 Good evening, sir. 56 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:36,924 Do you have a reservation? 57 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:38,826 Don't you know who I am? 58 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:41,595 I'm Jack the painter! 59 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,664 Oh, let's see, then. 60 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:44,765 Jack... 61 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,167 -Jack in the box? -No. 62 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:48,102 -Jack and the bean stalk? -No! 63 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:51,872 -I see Jack here... Jack Strap? -(GROWLING) 64 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:54,608 No. It's Jack the painter. 65 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,344 Why don't you look harder? 66 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:59,480 Oh, ah, here it is. 67 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:01,748 We have a wonderful table for you, sir. 68 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:06,453 Right this way. 69 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,823 Give me that! (GRUNTS) 70 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,658 -(BEAR GROWLING) -(JACK SCREAMING) 71 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,360 Woo-hoo-hoo! 72 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:16,596 Argh! 73 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:17,731 Whoa! 74 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:20,434 Mommy! (SCREAMS) 75 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,850 (HUMMING) 76 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,508 (GRUNTING) 77 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,077 Hey, Mac. Care for a balloon? 78 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:32,346 (INHALES SHARPLY) A red balloon! 79 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:36,784 Just like the one Papa used to give me on the boardwalk. 80 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,719 (YELPS) 81 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:42,056 Wow! 82 00:03:42,123 --> 00:03:43,423 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Nice bear. 83 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:44,758 No... (STAMMERING) 84 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:48,662 -(BEAR GROWLING) -(JACK SCREAMING) 85 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,530 (SIGHS) Finally. 86 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:51,832 Rabbit! 87 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:52,933 Uh-oh. 88 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,169 (GROWLING) 89 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,938 (GASPS) 90 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,539 Why, you little... 91 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:00,941 (GRUNTS) Want some art? 92 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:02,143 I'm gonna give you some art. 93 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:03,944 I'm gonna stick some art right in your... 94 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:06,680 Hey, you come back! Hey! 95 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:10,283 (SCREAMING) 96 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:11,952 JACK: Ow! 97 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,554 Owee... Hmm? 98 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:15,689 BUGS: Yoo-hoo! 99 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,424 (GROWLING) 100 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,660 Well, here we go. 101 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:20,727 (PANTING) 102 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:24,999 -(GRUNTING) -BUGS: Yoo-hoo! 103 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,801 (SCREAMING) 104 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:30,004 (LOUD THUD) 105 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,606 Why, you little... 106 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,308 (SCREAMING) Oh, no! 107 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,345 (THUDDING) 108 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,579 -(BRANCH SNAPPING) -(JACK SCREAMING) 109 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:42,248 -(THUDDING) -(JACK GROANING) 110 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:43,815 (GROWLING) 111 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:00,000 Hey! 112 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:03,837 (SCREAMS) 113 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:08,308 Nice bear! 114 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,978 (GROANS) 115 00:05:11,045 --> 00:05:12,880 (JACK SCREAMING) 116 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,446 BEAR: Hmm? 117 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:24,791 Whatever happened to that painter guy? 118 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:28,628 (GRUNTS) 119 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:32,099 Help me. 120 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,300 You know what, Squeaks? 121 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,402 I think that's Jack's good side. 122 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:36,970 (THUDDING) 123 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,987 (BEAR GROWLS) 124 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:44,611 The Lincoln Memorial. 125 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,080 Good old Honest Abe. 126 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,881 The Illinois rail splitter. 127 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,751 Well, this is definitely worth a photo. 128 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,186 (CAMERA CLICKING) 129 00:05:52,253 --> 00:05:55,589 Oui, oui, Pierre. Is it ready for pickup? 130 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:56,790 Excellent. 131 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,726 Green messenger bag? 132 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,595 Oui, I see her. 133 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:02,896 BOY: Excuse me, ma'am. 134 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,198 Did you know that the reflecting pool 135 00:06:04,265 --> 00:06:07,435 holds over 6.75 million snapping turtles? 136 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,437 Lincoln, Lincoln, what ya thinkin'? 137 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:11,805 Attracting over 24 million visitors a year. 138 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,441 Fascinating. 139 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:18,507 Enjoy your precious freedom while you still have it, boy. 140 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,562 (CAMERA CLICKING) 141 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,187 (WHISTLING) 142 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,089 Lots to see. Better keep moving. 143 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,257 (WHISTLING) 144 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:32,927 Finally. 145 00:06:32,994 --> 00:06:36,797 These documents will make us the most powerful nation on Earth! 146 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:38,232 Huh? What is this? 147 00:06:38,299 --> 00:06:42,236 A collectible Thomas Jefferson memorial spoon? 148 00:06:42,303 --> 00:06:44,738 A Jimmy Carter snow globe? 149 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:49,409 White House garden carrots? 150 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:50,610 You! 151 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:51,913 (PHONE BEEPING) 152 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:54,248 Claudette here. No, Pierre, there's been a mix up. 153 00:06:54,315 --> 00:06:58,052 An ignorant American bunny has taken the bag. 154 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:01,088 No. No excuses. I shall get it back. 155 00:07:01,155 --> 00:07:02,557 Handsome bunny rabbit, 156 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,492 I see you have found my satchel. 157 00:07:04,559 --> 00:07:08,462 My silly little American brain caused me to forget it. 158 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,398 So, I will just take it back. 159 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,901 Hands off the man purse, if you please. 160 00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:15,169 I believe you're looking for the lost and foundry. 161 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:18,005 It's that-a-way. Best of luck. 162 00:07:18,072 --> 00:07:19,473 Please, monsieur Bunny. 163 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:24,278 I will be willing to give you all this money. 164 00:07:24,345 --> 00:07:26,414 Uh, clearly you made this money yourself. 165 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,016 Are you from around here? 166 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:32,520 Moi? I am from Me... Um, Minnesota, don't you know. 167 00:07:32,587 --> 00:07:35,756 Now be a darling and give me my bag. 168 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,558 (STAMMERS) Not so fast, lady. 169 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:40,294 If you like my bag so much, go buy a knock-off. 170 00:07:40,361 --> 00:07:44,465 If there's one thing D.C.'s full off, it's fakes. 171 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:48,402 You are not getting rid of me so easily, Mr. Bunny rabbit. 172 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:50,904 My eau de pur nombre cinq 173 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,274 will make quick work of him. 174 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:56,877 Try a free sample of D.C.'s hottest new cologne, 175 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,279 Washington Whiff. 176 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:01,081 I'm more of a au naturel kind of guy. 177 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,182 (SNIFFS) 178 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,417 But I guess it couldn't hurt. 179 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:04,751 -(SPRAYING) -(BUGS COUGHING) 180 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,621 It's mine, all mine! 181 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:08,688 (SNAPPING) 182 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:11,258 (SCREAMING) 183 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:14,161 Oh, there's my bag. I wondered where I dropped it. 184 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:16,830 -(DUCKS QUACKING) -(SCREAMING) 185 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,899 -(GROWLING) -(PHONE BEEPS) 186 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,334 Claudette here. 187 00:08:20,401 --> 00:08:23,003 Oui, Pierre. I have him in my sights now. 188 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,639 Do not worry. 189 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:28,942 This American imbecile is no match for my superior tactics. 190 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,411 Photo op. 191 00:08:30,478 --> 00:08:32,980 Oh, ho-ho-ho! Congratulations! 192 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:34,081 What? 193 00:08:34,148 --> 00:08:35,483 You are the billionth tourist 194 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,918 to visit the Washington monument this year. 195 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,754 That makes you the lucky winner 196 00:08:39,821 --> 00:08:43,524 of this check for a billion dollars. 197 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:46,293 Just sign here, for a lifetime of hamburgers, 198 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,196 fries andles skinny jeans. 199 00:08:49,263 --> 00:08:52,732 Um, okay. But what should I do with all my stuff? 200 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,035 Just set it down. 201 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:58,005 Now sign here with my exploda-pen! 202 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,374 Gee, thanks. Exploda-pen? 203 00:09:00,441 --> 00:09:02,409 I've never heard of that brand before. 204 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:04,178 You would almost think it the means the pen... 205 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,245 Just sign it! 206 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,881 (MUFFLED SPEECH) 207 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,916 (BLOWS A RASPBERRY) 208 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,652 (SNICKERING) My exploda-pen 209 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:15,289 will make short work of that furry nuisance. 210 00:09:15,356 --> 00:09:16,891 Excuse me, ma'am. 211 00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:19,660 Did you know that the Washington monument is 555 feet tall? 212 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:22,829 That's the equivalent of 687 number two pencils... 213 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,298 Fascinating. 214 00:09:24,365 --> 00:09:25,967 Here's your pen back. 215 00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:28,902 -Hmm... This must have been malfunct... -(EXPLODES) 216 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:31,905 There's my camera. 217 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,240 Hey, where'd my bag go? 218 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:34,341 (WHISTLING SOUND APPROACHING) 219 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,776 (CLAUDETTE SCREAMING) 220 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,845 (COUGHS) 221 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,747 Mon bag! 222 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,664 Rescue the plans... 223 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,854 He's coming back. 224 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,958 Must escape. 225 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,360 I did not think this through. 226 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,995 -(SCREAMS) -Hey! 227 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,564 Whoa... 228 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:58,932 Camembert! 229 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,767 You found my bag. 230 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:04,571 Oh, no, you don't. 231 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,074 Yikes! 232 00:10:06,141 --> 00:10:09,376 Excuse me, sir, did you know that the Lincoln Memorial 233 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:12,746 was so massive that it could absorb a laser blast? 234 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,613 Fascinating. 235 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:24,591 What are the odds? 236 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:28,562 (GASPS) My bag! 237 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,832 I have always found that mercy 238 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,300 bears richer fruits than justice. 239 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,202 (CROWD CHEERING) 240 00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:37,505 -Not really. -Oh, fromage... 241 00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:38,906 (CLAUDETTE GROANING) 242 00:10:38,973 --> 00:10:43,643 Oh, and Bugs, I found your messenger bag. 243 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,312 Ooh, thanks, Abe. 244 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:49,650 (GRUNTING) 245 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,018 -(PANTING) -(EARPIECE BEEPING) 246 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,353 Yes, Mr. President. 247 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,855 The Lincoln statue has been deactivated. 248 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:55,922 Over and out. 249 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,124 Ooh, hi, there. 250 00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:58,758 Welcome to the Lincoln Memorial. 251 00:10:58,825 --> 00:10:59,826 Did you know that... 252 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:04,426 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 16411

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