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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,088 --> 00:00:05,715 DENNIS: All right, so there 2 00:00:04,088 --> 00:00:05,715 we were. We're in the brig 3 00:00:05,757 --> 00:00:06,758 and the whole ship just, 4 00:00:05,757 --> 00:00:06,758 you know, bumps. 5 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,217 We get 6 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,217 thrown against the wall. 7 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:09,928 Yeah. 8 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:09,928 You know, 9 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:09,928 the-the lights are going off. 10 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,679 The sirens are blaring. 11 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,679 Whoa, whoa. 12 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:13,097 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 13 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:13,097 whoa, whoa, whoa. 14 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,057 How did we get in the 15 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,057 brig in the first place? 16 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:16,267 What do you mean, Frank? 17 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:16,267 You were there. 18 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:17,936 I'm very cloudy 19 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:17,936 about the beginning. 20 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:19,144 I think I need a recap. 21 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,105 Recap? 22 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,105 A recap would be good, you know? 23 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,690 Just to kind of brush up 24 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,690 on everything that happened. 25 00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:24,066 A recap... 26 00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:24,066 Now, see, I forgot that. 27 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:25,651 ...honestly might be good 28 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:25,651 because, you know, 29 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:26,778 we want him 30 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:26,778 to be completely clear 31 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:27,987 before the final judgment. 32 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,363 All right, you know, 33 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,363 Right, yeah. 34 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:30,698 the amount of energy 35 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:30,698 we're using talking 36 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,074 about whether 37 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,074 or not we should recap, 38 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:33,492 we may as well just recap, 39 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:33,492 so fine, fine. 40 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,077 So there we were. 41 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,077 We're on a Christian cruise. 42 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:36,078 Yeah, we were all thrown 43 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:36,078 in the brig 44 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,538 for various sins 45 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,538 that we committed. 46 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,540 Me, admittedly, 47 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,540 for a little bit of lust. 48 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:41,083 Um, and in summation, 49 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:41,083 we're all good people, 50 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:42,084 asking for forgiveness, 51 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:43,377 My thing, not a rape. 52 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:45,087 Move on; you're 53 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:45,087 losing him. 54 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:46,505 Move on; you're losing him. 55 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:46,505 I just want to be clear. 56 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,799 Okay, yeah, yeah. 57 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,799 I just wanted to be clear. 58 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:12,698 (alarm blaring) 59 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,533 (thunder crashes) 60 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,994 What the hell is that? 61 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:16,995 What're those sirens for? 62 00:01:17,036 --> 00:01:19,121 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 63 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:21,123 See, I knew I shouldn't 64 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:21,123 have come on this cruise. 65 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:24,293 I knew it! I mean, it used to be 66 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:24,293 I would never even leave Philly! 67 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,128 And then, you know, 68 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,128 you guys drag me into this, 69 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:28,297 you drag me into that, 70 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:28,297 and next thing I know, 71 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:31,175 I-I'm stuck in a box 72 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:31,175 on a sinking ship! 73 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:33,177 Hold on, the boat's not sinking. 74 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:33,177 How do you know that? 75 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,303 How do you know it's not...? 76 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:35,304 (alarm stops) 77 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:36,848 Well... Oh. 78 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,349 There you go. It stopped. 79 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,142 All right, uh, 80 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,142 I guess that's good. 81 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:42,603 I mean, like... 82 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:42,603 like, if something went wrong, 83 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:44,856 they-they'd come down here, 84 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:44,856 they'd get us, right? 85 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:46,148 You know what, guys, 86 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:46,148 what difference does it make? 87 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,232 You know? 88 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,027 Life is just a series of events 89 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,570 with no meaning or plan, 90 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,570 you know? 91 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,238 It's like, we live, we die, 92 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,784 we're gay, we're straight, 93 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,784 we're tops, we're bottoms. 94 00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:58,744 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 95 00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:58,744 Calm down, everybody. 96 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,163 We're gonna be 97 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,163 in the Bahamas in an hour. 98 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:04,042 Well, you sure? Like, I... 99 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:04,042 I don't think we're moving. 100 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,961 We're moving. I can hear 101 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,961 the engine buzzing like crazy. 102 00:02:07,003 --> 00:02:08,963 No, I think Charlie's right. 103 00:02:09,005 --> 00:02:11,173 I-I don't think that we're 104 00:02:09,005 --> 00:02:11,173 moving, and-and besides, 105 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:13,467 the buzzing would be, 106 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:13,467 like, an electrical system. 107 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,469 You know? 108 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,469 The engine sounds more like... 109 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,638 (imitating a motor boat) 110 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,264 Yeah, maybe on a speedboat. 111 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,264 This is a big cruise ship. 112 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,559 It's got like a big, 113 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,559 deep sound; it's like a... 114 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,187 (imitating engine starting) 115 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:26,397 Yeah, if you're starting 116 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:26,397 the engine, but, like, 117 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,190 we would be hearing a steady... 118 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:29,901 Gah, gah, gah, gah, 119 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:29,901 gah, gah, gah, gah... 120 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:31,235 DENNIS: No, you 121 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:31,235 guys are all wrong. 122 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,571 No, boats are mostly 123 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,571 computerized these days, 124 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,239 so the engine barely 125 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,239 makes any noise at all. 126 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,282 I mean, they-they make 127 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,282 a fake noise 128 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:40,411 to-to make people feel better, 129 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:40,411 but it's like... (deep humming) 130 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,287 But it's fake, it's not... 131 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,287 it's not real, you know? 132 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,206 It's kind of like how I carry 133 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,206 a little piece of onion 134 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:45,917 around with me to elicit tears, 135 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:45,917 you know, 136 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,626 in case someone needs me 137 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,626 to feel something 138 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,004 about what they said or 139 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,004 are doing, you know what I mean? 140 00:02:50,046 --> 00:02:52,798 Do you have an onion 141 00:02:50,046 --> 00:02:52,798 in your pocket right now? 142 00:02:50,046 --> 00:02:52,798 No. 143 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,384 No, I'm taking 144 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,384 a vacation from myself. 145 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:57,219 W-Was it a vacation 146 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:57,219 from hearing, okay? 147 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,847 'Cause if the engine was going, 148 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,847 we would hear a gah, gah, gah, 149 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:01,849 gah, gah, gah, gah... 150 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:01,849 Are you deaf, Charlie? 151 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:04,810 I was like... 152 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:04,810 (imitating motor boat) 153 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:08,689 (all doing different 154 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:08,689 engine imitations) 155 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,238 All right, okay, all right! 156 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,238 I mean, that's ridiculous! 157 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,448 All right, all right, all right! 158 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,283 Goddamn! Okay, look. 159 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,243 Let's just, let's all agree 160 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:22,828 that it doesn't sound 161 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:22,828 like a speedboat 162 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,246 or something 163 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,246 that's off-roading, all right? 164 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,748 It does make a little 165 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,748 bit of a buzz. 166 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:27,249 Yeah? 167 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:28,709 But most modern ships 168 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:28,709 these days, their engines, 169 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,169 they don't make a lot of noise, 170 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,253 but they do make 171 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,253 a little bit of noise. 172 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:32,964 Can we all just 173 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:32,964 agree on this? 174 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,757 Yeah. 175 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,757 DEE: Fine. 176 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,757 Fine, I can live with that. 177 00:03:34,799 --> 00:03:35,883 Fine, I can live with it. 178 00:03:34,799 --> 00:03:35,883 Fine. 179 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:37,843 Okay, all right. 180 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:37,843 (groans) 181 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,095 How long have we been 182 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,095 talking about this? 183 00:03:39,137 --> 00:03:41,847 Four hours, six minutes. 184 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,348 (Frank whistles, groans) 185 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,477 Well, there's some pros 186 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,477 and some cons, guys. 187 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:49,647 Pro: We've cut our conflict 188 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:49,647 resolution time in half. 189 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,732 Four hours, that's good for us. 190 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:53,525 That's-that's huge, 191 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:53,525 that's huge. 192 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:53,525 Good work. 193 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,361 Con: Charlie's right, 194 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,361 the ship is probably not moving 195 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:59,157 because we definitely would've 196 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:59,157 been in the Bahamas by now. 197 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:00,365 What? 198 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,576 Yep. 199 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,576 Oh. 200 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,536 Well, that's not good, right? 201 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,536 I mean... 202 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,746 No. It's not good. 203 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:08,290 I mean, f-four hours? 204 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:09,792 Well... 205 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:09,792 The-the boat not moving! 206 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,585 No one comes down 207 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,585 to say anything like, 208 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:13,462 "Hey, guys, there's something 209 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:13,462 wrong with the ship!" 210 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:16,132 No, they've forgotten about us! 211 00:04:16,174 --> 00:04:18,092 And we're gonna die in here! 212 00:04:16,174 --> 00:04:18,092 Oh, my God, I'm freaking out. 213 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:19,718 We got to get out 214 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:19,718 of here. Help! 215 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:19,718 Whoa, whoa, Charlie, Charlie. 216 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,719 Calm down, Charlie. 217 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,719 Help! 218 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,180 Help us! 219 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,180 Charlie! 220 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,681 You got to help! 221 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,681 Hey! Hey! 222 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,308 Oi, oi, oi, oi, 223 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,308 oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! 224 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,227 Mm, yep, yep, yep. Mm. 225 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,311 Wow. 226 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,311 Yeah? 227 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,521 Yep. 228 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,521 Oi, oi, oi. 229 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:31,814 What-what was that, dude? 230 00:04:31,856 --> 00:04:33,398 You sound like 231 00:04:31,856 --> 00:04:33,398 a soccer hooligan. 232 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,151 Uh, yeah, that's just something 233 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,151 I've been doing 234 00:04:35,193 --> 00:04:36,485 with Charlie lately 235 00:04:35,193 --> 00:04:36,485 when he gets a little wound up. 236 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:38,154 You know, it seems to work. 237 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:39,697 Say yup, yup, yup. 238 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:39,697 FRANK: 239 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:39,697 Oh, that's good. 240 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,323 The most important thing 241 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,323 for us to do now 242 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,034 is to keep our wits together. 243 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,326 We got to occupy ourselves. 244 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,326 Mm-hmm. 245 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:46,745 Why don't we play a few games? 246 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,497 No, no! I just wanted to 247 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,497 get away from you guys, 248 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:50,332 just for a few days. 249 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,625 Now we're stuck in a box, 250 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,044 and you're gonna play 251 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,044 some games now? 252 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:55,629 You know what? I'm out. 253 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,131 What? 254 00:04:57,173 --> 00:04:58,423 What the hell 255 00:04:57,173 --> 00:04:58,423 do you mean you're out? 256 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,926 I'm out. 257 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,926 Nobody talk to me. 258 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,926 MAC: 259 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,926 No, Dee. 260 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,344 That's not a very good idea. 261 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,138 You know, when my dad was 262 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,138 in solitary confinement, 263 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:06,724 I used to write to him 264 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:06,724 every day to see how it was. 265 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,351 He never wrote back, but if 266 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,351 he did, he would've said, 267 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:11,812 "Son, you've got to keep 268 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:11,812 your mind active. 269 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,856 Also, I love you." 270 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:15,357 DENNIS: Uh, are you 271 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:15,357 sure he wouldn't say, 272 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:18,360 "Remind me who 273 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:18,360 you are again"? 274 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,362 Ho! 275 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,362 (laughing) 276 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,364 That was great! 277 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,364 That was Luther! 278 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,075 My-my-my dad 279 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,075 knows who I am. 280 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,075 Yeah-yeah. 281 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:25,450 Hey-hey, do the voice 282 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:25,450 again, but this time say, 283 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,078 "I love you, son." 284 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,078 Nah. 285 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,370 Oh. 286 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,370 But, no, that's 287 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,622 a good distraction, 288 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,622 like, um, you know, 289 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,791 like any kind of impressions 290 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,791 you got, like any kind of... 291 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,376 You want to hear me do 292 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,376 a couple of impressions? 293 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:35,878 That'd be fun. Yeah, 294 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:35,878 okay, so let's see. 295 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,629 All right, so let me know 296 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,629 which ones you want to hear. 297 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,007 I'm sorry, Dee, I thought 298 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,007 you were sitting out. 299 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:42,218 Well, I was out, but then 300 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:42,218 these guys wanted to hear 301 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:44,386 some impressions, and since I'm 302 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:44,386 always wanting to be of service, 303 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,764 here I am, uh... 304 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,764 They don't want to 305 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,764 hear your impressions. 306 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,015 They want to hear 307 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,015 my impressions. 308 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,015 No. 309 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:49,100 Your impressions 310 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:49,100 are terrible. 311 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,768 Are you out of your mind? 312 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,768 No. 313 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,270 My impressions are fantastic. 314 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:54,396 Give me somebody. 315 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:54,396 Anybody. 316 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:55,773 Do Obama. 317 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,691 Obama? 318 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,691 Well, I can't do that. 319 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,401 Why not? 320 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,401 Yeah. 321 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,401 DENNIS: Why can't you do Obama? 322 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:01,279 'Cause he's a black man 323 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:01,279 and I'm a white woman. 324 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,571 Can you give me a white woman? 325 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,406 You think I can't 326 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,406 do a black woman? 327 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:05,407 (laughs): 328 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:05,407 I mean... 329 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:06,450 No. 330 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,410 I... okay, give me, name one. 331 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:11,330 C.C.H. Pounder. 332 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,998 Who's that? 333 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,998 C.C.H. Poun... 334 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,416 Yeah. The actress 335 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,416 from The Shield. 336 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:15,459 Love that show. 337 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:15,459 Okay, yeah. 338 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,501 No, I can do that. 339 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,501 Yeah. 340 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,837 Let's see. 341 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,505 (imitating C.C.H. Pounder): 342 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,505 Goddamn it, Dutch! 343 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:24,009 What other errands do you 344 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:24,009 have us running for the D.A.? 345 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,469 BOTH: Wow! 346 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,469 FRANK: 347 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,469 Holy shit! 348 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,429 That was great! 349 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:28,472 That was spot-on! 350 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,848 Thanks, man. 351 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,848 "Spot-on"? 352 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,516 You don't even know 353 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,516 who she is, Frank. 354 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,435 I just assumed 355 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,435 she's a no-nonsense 356 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,729 black broad from the precinct. 357 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,273 DENNIS: 358 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,273 That's exactly who she is. 359 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,273 That's exactly who she is. 360 00:06:37,315 --> 00:06:38,440 (all clamoring) 361 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,442 Fine, fine, fine. 362 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,442 I'll do Obama, okay? 363 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:41,485 Okay. 364 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:42,861 Okay, what do you got? 365 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,446 Hey, yo, what up, son? 366 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:45,614 What's up wit' 367 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:45,614 Congress bein' all 368 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:46,865 up in my ass 369 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:46,865 and shit, brother? 370 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,159 Oh! 371 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,159 Oh! 372 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,451 Oh, my God, Dee. 373 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,451 FRANK: That is bad! 374 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:50,452 What are you doing? 375 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:51,829 That was so racist. 376 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,290 Are you kidding me?! 377 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,290 CHARLIE: 378 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,290 Very racist! 379 00:06:54,332 --> 00:06:56,041 Deandra, he is the president 380 00:06:54,332 --> 00:06:56,041 of the United States. 381 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,459 That's our president. 382 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,459 DEE: Well, hold on a second. 383 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:00,171 Why was that racist, 384 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:00,171 but what he did was fine? 385 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:03,299 Because that's not what Obama 386 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:03,299 sounds like, Dee. That's why. 387 00:07:03,341 --> 00:07:06,677 Uh... okay, well, you know, 388 00:07:03,341 --> 00:07:06,677 I-I'm just warming up. 389 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,638 Let me, let me try again. 390 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,638 Um... 391 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,266 Hey, yo, 392 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,266 where my senators at, dawg? 393 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:13,351 Oh! 394 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:13,351 Oh! 395 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:14,393 Oi, oi, oi, oi! 396 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,435 Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! 397 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,485 Welcome to my first ever 398 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,485 dinner party. 399 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,321 I'm gonna have lots 400 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,321 of these types of functions 401 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,656 in the future, you know, 402 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,656 with my new lifestyle. 403 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,656 (chuckles) 404 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,408 Wow, you're really just diving 405 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,408 right into that, huh? 406 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,076 Just, stereotypes and all. 407 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,537 Guys, we are gonna have 408 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,537 an imaginary meal. 409 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,537 Mmm. 410 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,789 I read about this. Yes. 411 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:38,500 If you truly believe it, 412 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:38,500 then it will make you full. 413 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:38,500 That's true. 414 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,919 Okay. 415 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,919 Can I have a broad 416 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,919 with me with big tits? 417 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,504 No, because that's 418 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,504 gonna force us 419 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,215 to imagine things 420 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,215 that we don't want to imagine. 421 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,507 Ah, good point. 422 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,507 So get rid of my dog? 423 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:46,508 Yeah, no dogs. 424 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,135 Go! Go! 425 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,135 Hey, get out of here! 426 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,388 Don't kick it. 427 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,388 Get, get, get! 428 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,388 Kick it in the skull. 429 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,763 We do not allow dogs 430 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,763 in our house, right, Dennis? 431 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,224 Don't kick the dog. 432 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:54,433 Wh...? Our house? 433 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:54,433 Wh-Why's it our house? 434 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,517 Okay, let's get started. 435 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,436 Let me... let me set 436 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,436 the scene: the food. 437 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,521 The menu. Okay, all right. 438 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,521 Ooh, yeah, start with the... 439 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,315 Yeah, yeah, 440 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,315 let's get to it. 441 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,315 Okay, all right, here we go. 442 00:08:01,357 --> 00:08:03,150 Paint a nice picture for us, 443 00:08:01,357 --> 00:08:03,150 all right? I'm starving, man. 444 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,526 All right, now 445 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,526 you're gonna start 446 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:06,111 with, like, a big 447 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:06,111 hunk of chicken. 448 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,198 You know, like, boiled and 449 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,198 skinless, or-or whatever. 450 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,533 CHARLIE: Huh. 451 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,533 Ugh. 452 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,533 DENNIS: Okay. 453 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:14,453 And then, um, you're gonna want 454 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:14,453 brown with the white, right? 455 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,539 So, like, maybe, like, um, 456 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,539 some, like, brown rice. 457 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:18,999 No... no butter 458 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,584 or-or seasoning or... 459 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:21,585 Really? 460 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,462 I want mashed potatoes. 461 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,755 No, no mashed potatoes; 462 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,755 that's just empty carbs. 463 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,257 Why can't we just imagine 464 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,257 whatever we want? 465 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,549 Because this is 466 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,549 my dinner party. 467 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,551 Well, then take us there! 468 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,551 Yeah! 469 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:30,719 All right! All right, okay. 470 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:31,720 Everybody's got 471 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:31,720 something to drink. 472 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:32,721 Is it a milkshake? 473 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:33,722 No! 474 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:35,266 No, not milkshakes. 475 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:36,641 Gatorade. 476 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,976 And it's gonna be 477 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,561 my favorite flavor: blue. 478 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,563 "Blue" is not a flavor. 479 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,565 How am I gonna taste blue? 480 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,734 Well, just imagine 481 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,734 what blue tastes like. 482 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:47,152 It does... It just 483 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:47,152 tastes like blue. 484 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,446 Let's just dig in. 485 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,446 Yeah, can we eat? 486 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:49,447 CHARLIE: 487 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:49,447 Yeah, can we eat? 488 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:50,448 All right. 489 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:50,448 Yes. 490 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,032 ♪ ♪ 491 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,576 FRANK: 492 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,576 All right. 493 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:57,455 Mine's kind of tough. 494 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:58,580 D-Did you overcook this? 495 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,249 No, I didn't 496 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,249 cook it at all. 497 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:01,625 Y-You... (spits) 498 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,627 Spit it out! It's raw! 499 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,627 You're gonna get sick! 500 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,421 Spit it out, man, 501 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,421 spit it out! 502 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,421 No, no, don't spit it out! 503 00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:07,589 What are you guys doing? 504 00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:07,589 You don't need to spit it out. 505 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,049 For the love of God. 506 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,426 Look, just imagine 507 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,426 that it tastes good, okay? 508 00:09:10,468 --> 00:09:11,760 Look at Dennis, see? 509 00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:14,263 Oh, I'm not... 510 00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:14,263 I'm not imagining your meal. 511 00:09:14,305 --> 00:09:17,266 No, I'm imagining 512 00:09:14,305 --> 00:09:17,266 a lovely coq au vin. 513 00:09:17,308 --> 00:09:19,601 Braised with lardons 514 00:09:17,308 --> 00:09:19,601 and mushrooms. 515 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,019 I want that! 516 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,019 Yeah. 517 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,604 Well, then have it-- 518 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,604 it's right in front of you. 519 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:23,855 As is your buxom date, Frank. 520 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,399 Ah, come here, baby. 521 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:26,608 Oh, hey! 522 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,777 She got her foot 523 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,777 in my raw chicken! 524 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,695 Get your hooker's foot 525 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,695 out of my chicken, man! 526 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,695 No, no, no, no. 527 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,614 No dates, no coq au vin, 528 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,614 no hookers. 529 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,614 Get it out of my chicken! 530 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,241 Stop ruining this! 531 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,241 I'm not ruining it. 532 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:35,826 (imitates buzzing) 533 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,619 What the hell is that?! 534 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:38,870 Oh, this? It's the sound 535 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,414 of my blender 536 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,414 cranking milkshakes. 537 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:42,666 Anybody want one? 538 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:42,666 (resumes buzzing) 539 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,876 Shit, I'll take 540 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,876 a milkshake. Yeah. 541 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,876 I'll have a 542 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,876 milkshake-- that sounds good. 543 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,212 FRANK: I'll take one. 544 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,212 That is not what 545 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,212 blenders sound like, Dee. 546 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,713 No! Don't leave my table! Crash! 547 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,299 Hey! 548 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,299 What are you doing? 549 00:09:50,341 --> 00:09:52,926 I'm flipping the table! 550 00:09:50,341 --> 00:09:52,926 Smash! Crash! 551 00:09:50,341 --> 00:09:52,926 Oh! 552 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,304 Now I'm breaking a plate! 553 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,304 Boom! Smash! 554 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,304 Oh, man. 555 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:57,014 DENNIS: 556 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:57,014 What the hell, dude?! 557 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,474 Oh, that was really 558 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,474 uncalled for. 559 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,474 That's nice. 560 00:09:58,516 --> 00:09:59,724 Nothing is working, 561 00:09:58,516 --> 00:09:59,724 all right? 562 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,226 You know what, 563 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,226 I want you guys to just... 564 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,644 Everybody just be quiet. 565 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,522 Why don't we just try 566 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,522 not talking for a while? 567 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,106 I'm fine with that. 568 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,566 Yeah. 569 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,609 Well, that'll be 570 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,609 the first time ever. 571 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,908 (ship creaking) 572 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:29,087 (coin clinks) 573 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,297 (sniffs) 574 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:31,549 (coin clinks) 575 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,133 (grunts) 576 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,133 (groans) 577 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,469 (coin clinks, 578 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,469 hands smack rhythmically) 579 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:36,595 Shh! 580 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:36,595 Of course. 581 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,680 (coin clinking, 582 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,680 hands smacking rhythmically) 583 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:39,723 (Frank grunting to rhythm) 584 00:10:43,561 --> 00:10:44,603 Yeah. 585 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,689 (rhythmic noises continue) 586 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,983 Okay. 587 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,662 MAC: 588 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,662 Okay. 589 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,665 MAC: 590 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,665 Okay. 591 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,921 ALL: 592 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,921 Ha! 593 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,672 (chuckles) 594 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,926 Well, that was lame. 595 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,428 So stupid. 596 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,428 So stu... 597 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,803 I hated that show, Stomp. 598 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,598 Ugh, I hate rhythm. 599 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,598 H-H-Hang on. Hang on. 600 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:21,723 D-Dee, what was that? 601 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,517 Well, I-I thought 602 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,517 we were all doing, 603 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:24,726 like, a Stomp thing 604 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:24,726 or something. 605 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,144 That-that bench, 606 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,144 you opened that bench. 607 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,646 What's inside there? 608 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,646 Oh. 609 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,897 That opens? 610 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,897 Yes. 611 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,148 Maybe there's 612 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,148 food in there. 613 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,149 Is there food in there? 614 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,401 Uh, no, just... 615 00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:33,985 Just this water gun. 616 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,987 That's not a water gun, 617 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,987 man, that's a flare gun, 618 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,531 which I'll hold onto 619 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,531 for safekeeping. 620 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,366 Uh... 621 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,201 Why? 622 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,203 Well, because I'm the 623 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,203 most responsible person. 624 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,539 Uh, guys, guys, I-I don't think 625 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,539 any of us should have a gun. 626 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:46,540 Yeah. 627 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:46,540 Yeah. 628 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:50,544 Well, one of us does, so... 629 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:51,920 the end. 630 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,755 Charlie, Charlie, 631 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,755 let me have the gun. 632 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,757 Back up, Frank. 633 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,757 Don't come close to me. 634 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,757 Whoa, Cha... 635 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:56,800 Charlie, calm down. 636 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,176 "Calm down, Charlie"? 637 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,762 We're trapped 638 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,762 on a sinking ship, okay? 639 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,222 We're gonna die in here. 640 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,807 I don't know what you guys 641 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,807 are capable of. 642 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,809 I will hold the gun, 643 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,809 thank you very much. 644 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:09,020 Wait a second, Charlie, the... 645 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:09,020 the boat's not sinking, okay? 646 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,814 It's-it's just stopped. 647 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,814 Right. Right, it's okay. 648 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,691 Everything's gonna 649 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,691 be all right 650 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,025 as long as everybody 651 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,025 remains calm. 652 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,236 What the hell is that? 653 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:17,279 (loud rumbling) 654 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:24,578 (groaning) 655 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:24,578 DEE: Oh, my God! 656 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:25,787 What's going on? 657 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,623 Wh-What was that? 658 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,417 Oh, this is bad. 659 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:31,418 This is really bad. 660 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,461 All right. 661 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:33,837 Let's think. 662 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,797 If the room's on its side, 663 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,091 does that mean the boat's 664 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,091 on its side? Or... 665 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,427 Yeah, that's what it means! 666 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,427 What are you talking about?! 667 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,471 I don't know how boats 668 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,471 this big work. All right. 669 00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:45,974 (all yelling for help) 670 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,185 Help us! 671 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,185 This is bad! 672 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,270 This is very bad! 673 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,980 All right, we got to get up 674 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,980 there and try that door again. 675 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,107 Maybe that lodged 676 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,107 something loose. 677 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,067 Get up there? How are 678 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,067 we supposed to reach? 679 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,861 Oh! What about 680 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,861 a human pyramid? 681 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,863 Yes. Yes, Mac, a 682 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,863 human pyramid. 683 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,490 All right, you and I 684 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,490 will be the bottoms. 685 00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:02,991 Why? 'Cause I'm gay? 686 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,494 (sighs) No, not because 687 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,494 you're gay, dumb-ass! 688 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:07,245 Because we're the strongest. 689 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,913 Goddamn it. 690 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,913 All right, and, 691 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,913 Frank, Charlie, 692 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,332 you'll be on us. 693 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:11,833 And, Dee, you'll be 694 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:11,833 on the very top. 695 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,502 DEE: Okay. 696 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,502 Okay, I'll be a bottom now, 697 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,504 but in real life, just to 698 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,504 be clear, I'm gonna be a top. 699 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:18,507 Okay, fine, when you're having 700 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:18,507 gay sex, you can be on the top. 701 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,008 But for now we're 702 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,008 on the bottom. 703 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,302 Damn it, the 704 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,302 door is locked! 705 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,513 We're done for! We're 706 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,513 gonna die in here! 707 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,513 DENNIS: 708 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,513 Hey, Frank. 709 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:25,889 Frank, get yourself together! 710 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:25,889 We're gonna 711 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:25,889 die in here! 712 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,308 Stop losing your shit! 713 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,308 All right, relax! 714 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,851 Nobody's dying! 715 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,851 DEE: That's right. 716 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,269 Just listen to Charlie; 717 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,269 he seems to have 718 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,479 his head straight. 719 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,479 Calm down. 720 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,147 'Cause we're already dead. 721 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,066 Come again? 722 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,443 I figured it out. 723 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,571 We're dead. We died. 724 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,364 And I don't know 725 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,364 when it happened. 726 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,366 It might have... might have 727 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,366 happened on the cruise ship. 728 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,159 It might have happened on 729 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,159 the drive to the cruise ship. 730 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,869 You were going 731 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,869 awful fast, Dennis. 732 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,871 (ship creaking) 733 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,871 I don't know. 734 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,665 Maybe it happened 735 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,665 weeks ago in the bar, 736 00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:54,459 in some sort of colossal and 737 00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:54,459 awesome event, I would imagine, 738 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,044 but we're dead, 739 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,044 and we're in hell. 740 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,671 We're just being 741 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,671 toyed with here. 742 00:13:57,713 --> 00:14:00,048 Or-or m-maybe we're not 743 00:13:57,713 --> 00:14:00,048 in hell yet. 744 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,050 You know, 745 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,050 maybe this is purgatory, 746 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,052 and we're on our way 747 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,052 to be judged. 748 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,053 And soon, oh, boy. 749 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,055 (chuckles) 750 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,890 Yeah, soon, 751 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,890 we'll really be in hell. 752 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,892 Won't that be something. 753 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,894 Charlie, calm down. 754 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,894 It's-it's gonna be fine, okay? 755 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,896 We can't be freaking out 756 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,896 every five minutes. 757 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:19,109 Now, look, if we work together, 758 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:19,109 everything's gonna be fine. 759 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,611 We're gonna get out of here. 760 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,904 Nah, we're already dead. 761 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,906 I'll prove it. 762 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,906 (gun cocks) 763 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,866 (echoing): 764 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,866 No! 765 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:30,203 (groans) 766 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,996 I think he's coming to. 767 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,915 CHARLIE: 768 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,915 Oh, shit, that hurt. 769 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,751 FRANK: Oh, easy. 770 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,751 (Charlie groans) 771 00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,085 Well, I guess that 772 00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,085 means we're alive, huh? 773 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,920 Yeah, guess we are. 774 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,920 Guess we are, Charlie. 775 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,922 Good, well, then maybe 776 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,922 everything's gonna be okay. 777 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,925 Pal, we're in 778 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,925 deep shit here. 779 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,427 Oh, shit! 780 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,427 Take it easy. 781 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,427 Okay, take it easy. 782 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:46,762 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 783 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:46,762 Take it easy. 784 00:14:46,804 --> 00:14:48,305 It's not good. It's not good. 785 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,598 Oh. 786 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,598 DEE: 787 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,598 As long as, um, 788 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,933 we're not gonna 789 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,933 get out of here-- 790 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,977 and it looks like that's 791 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,977 sort of where this is headed-- 792 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,854 is it okay if I just 793 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,854 confess something, 794 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,398 get it off my chest 795 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,398 before we die? 796 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,941 That's a good idea. 797 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,526 We shouldn't die holding 798 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,526 things in about ourselves. 799 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,861 Go ahead, Dee. 800 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,614 Mac owns a Cowboys jersey. 801 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,031 I saw him wearing it 802 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,031 in the back office. 803 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,533 What? 804 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,533 Uh... 805 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,533 What?! 806 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,993 That's a secret, Dee! 807 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,993 What are you... 808 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,870 Don't say it's Romo. 809 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,870 Of course it's Romo! 810 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,955 Who else would it be? 811 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,955 Oh, my God! 812 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,332 (screaming) 813 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,332 MAC: 814 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,332 I'm sorry. 815 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,958 You don't think 816 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,958 he deserves to be MVP?! 817 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,209 You son of a bitch. 818 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,209 He's constantly overlooked! 819 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,544 You are a traitor! 820 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,545 How many Super Bowls 821 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,545 have the Birds won? 822 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,546 Oh, shut up! 823 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,882 Go Birds! (caws) 824 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,216 Oi, oi, oi! 825 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,216 Okay, you know what? 826 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,469 I've got something 827 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,469 I want to confess. 828 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,596 Charlie changes Frank's 829 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,596 prescription on his glasses 830 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,640 to keep Frank dependent on him. 831 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,475 Whoa! Why the hell 832 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,475 you blowin' up my spot, man?! 833 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,768 DENNIS: What?! 834 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,768 Uh, I'm sorry, Frank. 835 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:35,977 All right, fine. 836 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,270 Well, as long as 837 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,270 we're "tattling," 838 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,980 uh, Dennis ripped 839 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,980 up all the letters 840 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,774 that your dad wrote 841 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,774 from prison, 842 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:41,608 so... you know. 843 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:41,608 (chuckles) 844 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,026 What? 845 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,361 My dad has been writing? 846 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,904 Dennis, is that true? 847 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,197 Yeah, man, but you were 848 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,197 just gonna be, like, 849 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,990 talking about it 850 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,990 all the time, 851 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,367 and then your dad was probably 852 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,367 gonna come to our house 853 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,369 and, like, try to kill 854 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,369 us or eat our butts. 855 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,121 You know? I'm trying to 856 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,121 protect you, dude! And me. 857 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,999 Does he still write? 858 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:01,002 Well, no, pal, 'cause 859 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:01,002 you never wrote him back. 860 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,880 (sighs) 861 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,006 But, hey, if it makes 862 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,006 you feel any better, 863 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,383 I-I read all 864 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,383 those letters, 865 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,802 and he never once said 866 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,802 that he loved you. 867 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,387 He just mostly wanted 868 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,387 you to send him, 869 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,056 like, pornographic magazines 870 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,056 and put drugs in your butthole. 871 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,933 (sighs) 872 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,644 I can't believe this. I... 873 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:20,188 I could've had 874 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:20,188 a relationship with my dad. 875 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,481 But you ruined it. 876 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,941 (scoffs) 877 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,025 Normally, I would 878 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,025 attack you, but... 879 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,904 I-I don't have any fight left. 880 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,036 DENNIS: 881 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,036 Wow. 882 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,079 Well, shit, man. I... 883 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,833 I... I hurt ya. 884 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,668 I can see that. 885 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,044 And, uh... 886 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:46,130 you know, it was... it was wrong 887 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:46,130 of me. 888 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:49,050 Oh, God, I'll tell you... 889 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:52,512 I see how much pain 890 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:52,512 you're in right now. 891 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,264 It's just... 892 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,557 (sniffles) 893 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,058 ...it's tearing me up inside. 894 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,061 (sobbing) 895 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,061 Jesus, Dennis, you're crying. 896 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,063 (crying): 897 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,063 Well, yeah. 898 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,649 I mean, you've turned me 899 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,649 into a blubbering fool here, 900 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,068 because I've hurt... 901 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,904 not just my friend... 902 00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:11,573 (sobs) 903 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:12,908 ...but my brother. 904 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,492 I've hurt my brother. 905 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,162 Onion! 906 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,162 I just saw it! 907 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,162 Onion! 908 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,497 He's got an 909 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,497 onion there! 910 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,497 Aw, I knew it! 911 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,791 He's got an onion! 912 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,250 You are such an asshole. 913 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,250 I... 914 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,752 Now I gotta tell you! 915 00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:26,713 I got a confession. 916 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:27,923 What is it, Frank? 917 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:31,468 I was at Chappaquiddick. 918 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,471 The girl, Teddy Kennedy, 919 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,474 the bridge, the car... 920 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,559 I played a major role. 921 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,727 Jesus, Frank, 922 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,727 we're not doing confessions. 923 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,270 We're doing tattling. 924 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,270 Keep up. 925 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,480 DENNIS: You know what? 926 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,480 That's all right, it's okay. 927 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,731 Guys, let's just... 928 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:45,899 let's stop 929 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:45,899 fighting, okay? 930 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,108 No more confessions, 931 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,485 no more tattling 932 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,485 on each other, all right? 933 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,486 Look, guys, 934 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,029 let's just try to enjoy 935 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,489 these last moments 936 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,489 we've got together. 937 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,116 Okay? Or these last hours. 938 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:59,078 Or, hell... 939 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:59,078 it could even be days. 940 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,543 God, we're gonna drown. 941 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,129 I'm too young 942 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,129 to drown! 943 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,506 We should die 944 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,506 thinking good thoughts. 945 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,132 Yeah. 946 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,132 For me, 947 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,300 that's Romo connecting 948 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,300 with Dez Bryant. 949 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:13,384 Oh, stop it! 950 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:13,384 You traitor! 951 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,385 You son of a bitch! 952 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,553 Shut your mouth! 953 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,554 Guys, guys, guys, 954 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,554 don't fight. 955 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,722 Don't fight, come on. 956 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,849 Oh, we're not 957 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,849 good people; 958 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:19,850 we can't even 959 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:19,850 die peacefully. 960 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:20,851 Yeah. 961 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:24,062 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 962 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,731 ♪ How sweet the sauce... ♪ 963 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,858 Sauce? 964 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,858 ♪ That made... ♪ 965 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,067 It's not "sauce." 966 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,735 Look, you gotta 967 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,735 get the words right, 968 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,236 otherwise Jesus is gonna know 969 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,236 we're trying to trick him. 970 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,155 Jesus isn't gonna 971 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,155 listen to us. 972 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,157 He's just not, 973 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,157 'cause we're bad people. 974 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,952 But if he's gonna listen to 975 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,952 anybody, he might listen to Mac. 976 00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,620 Mac, you've been talking 977 00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,620 to him your whole life. 978 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,039 Mac... 979 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,039 He knows you! 980 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,206 He doesn't even know 981 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,206 who I am. 982 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,541 Save us! Mac, save us. 983 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:45,625 Guys, guys... 984 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,544 there is no God. 985 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,544 Oi! 986 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,547 Oi, oi, oi, oi, 987 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,547 oi, oi, oi, oi! 988 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,547 Oi, oi, oi, 989 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,547 oi, oi, oi! 990 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,173 Okay, okay, okay. 991 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,967 One last shot. 992 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,468 Uh, dear Heavenly Father... 993 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,054 Yeah. 994 00:18:57,095 --> 00:19:00,098 ...if you do exist, 995 00:18:57,095 --> 00:19:00,098 and you are listening, 996 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,892 if you could find it 997 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,892 in your heart 998 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,185 to send us a miracle... 999 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,645 Just send us 1000 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,645 one miracle, please. 1001 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:06,646 One miracle. 1002 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,398 Our goose is cooked! 1003 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,025 I'm going down. 1004 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:12,443 Highway to hell, baby! 1005 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,157 Sis... I love you. 1006 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,037 Whatever. 1007 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,204 What? 1008 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,581 Whatever?! 1009 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,374 (scoffs) Whatever? 1010 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,251 Unbelievable! 1011 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,212 Ah, whatever. 1012 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,887 I can't believe 1013 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,887 nobody came to save us. 1014 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,597 Should we do this? 1015 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,890 Let's go be 1016 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,890 with the gang. 1017 00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:42,933 All right. 1018 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,770 ♪ ♪ 1019 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,410 (tapping sounds) 1020 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,329 (ship creaking) 1021 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,343 ♪ ♪ 1022 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,788 ♪ ♪ 1023 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,709 A-And then, uh, you know, 1024 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,377 and then we all 1025 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,377 got pulled up. 1026 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,005 I mean, it was a miracle. 1027 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,005 It was an actual miracle. 1028 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,297 Yeah. Hey, I'm sorry, 1029 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,297 can I stop... 1030 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,299 Can you just move 1031 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,299 that light a little bit? 1032 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,093 It's really blasting 1033 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,093 me right in my face. 1034 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,093 Yeah, it's been 1035 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,803 blasting us this whole time. 1036 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,803 It's kind of blasting all of us. 1037 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,096 Can you move the light, please? 1038 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,096 DEE: Just a little bit? 1039 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,097 Sorry about that. 1040 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,097 Oh, wow! 1041 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,306 CHARLIE: 1042 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,306 So much better. 1043 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,557 Should've said something 1044 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,557 earlier. 1045 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,309 Well, harrowing stuff, 1046 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,353 but I think I got 1047 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,353 everything I need. 1048 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,313 Could you mark down 1049 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,313 in your report, 1050 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,731 uh, that I'm not gay? 1051 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,731 Because I'm not. 1052 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,731 What? 1053 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,608 What do you mean, 1054 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,608 you're not gay? 1055 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,608 Since when? 1056 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:17,401 He's gay. 1057 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:17,401 Oh, well, because 1058 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,696 God answered my prayers 1059 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,696 and saved us. 1060 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,698 That means that there is, 1061 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,698 of course, a God, 1062 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,992 and if there is a God, 1063 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,992 then in his infinite wisdom, 1064 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,576 there's no way 1065 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,576 he would have made me queer. 1066 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,204 DEE: Oh. 1067 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,204 MAC: So I'm-I'm straight. 1068 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,830 All righty. 1069 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,830 Okay. 1070 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,830 Look, look... 1071 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,498 are we gonna get in trouble 1072 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,498 because of this accident? 1073 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,167 Uh, nope, you're good to go. 1074 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,335 I just needed your report 1075 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,335 for my insurance claim. 1076 00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,420 Insurance claim? 1077 00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,420 Y-You're not a cop? 1078 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,589 Cop? 1079 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,589 No, I'm an insurance adjustor. 1080 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,218 I'm just collecting reports 1081 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,218 of people's experiences 1082 00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,053 for insurance purposes. 1083 00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,053 Oh. 1084 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,345 Whew. 1085 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,345 I'm so relieved. 1086 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:45,805 So, so... are we 1087 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:45,805 gonna get a payout? 1088 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,182 Well, you might have, 1089 00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:48,975 had you not just 1090 00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:48,975 admitted to breaking... 1091 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,351 several laws. 1092 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,353 What? 1093 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,353 Right, well... 1094 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,353 hang on, though. 1095 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:53,855 I mean, we got 1096 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:53,855 trapped in a room... 1097 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:53,855 Yeah. 1098 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,606 ...by a drunk captain 1099 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,606 who sunk the ship. 1100 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,400 We almost died, man. 1101 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,400 Yeah, man. 1102 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,400 Yeah. 1103 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,736 No, no, it wasn't the 1104 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,736 captain's fault. He was sober. 1105 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,362 Well, what happened? 1106 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,362 Whose fault was it? 1107 00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:02,989 Nobody's fault. 1108 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,283 The ship just hit a massive wave 1109 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,283 during the storm. 1110 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,368 In the insurance biz, 1111 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,368 that is what we call 1112 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,370 "an act of God." 1113 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,831 Well, God is great. 1114 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:17,045 ♪ Oh, blessed is he 1115 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:17,045 that loves the Lord ♪ 1116 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:19,964 ♪ Trust in Jesus 1117 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:19,964 and he'll restore ♪ 1118 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:23,760 ♪ Well, when you're low 1119 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:23,760 and hard to bear ♪ 1120 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,387 ♪ Jesus will answer prayer ♪ 1121 00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:27,638 ♪ Oh, Jesus ♪ 1122 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,473 ♪ Jesus will answer prayer ♪ 1123 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,017 ♪ Oh, Jesus ♪ 1124 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:32,852 ♪ Jesus will answer prayer ♪ 1125 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:36,314 ♪ Well, I know 1126 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:36,314 he'll take away your burdens ♪ 1127 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,649 ♪ And he'll take away 1128 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,649 all your cares ♪ 1129 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:42,904 ♪ Oh, blessed be 1130 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:42,904 the name of Jesus Christ ♪ 1131 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:45,198 ♪ He hung up there on the cross 1132 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:45,198 and died ♪ 1133 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,365 ♪ Oh... ♪ 1134 00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:50,870 (trumpet plays off-key fanfare) 1135 00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:52,413 Brown. 1136 00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:54,373 Captioned by 1137 00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:54,373 Media Access Group at WGBH 66419