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Once upon a time,
humans lived with many other creatures,
including monsters.
But humans wanted to monopolise the world,
and so they declared war on monsters.
The monsters lost...
and were expelled to remote mountains.
They were not allowed to cross the border ever since.
Now,
there is a civil war in the monster world.
The old Monster King was killed.
To totally cut off the old king's power,
the new Monster King massacred the loyal former ministers.
And,
the old Queen is pregnant.
Escaping from the killers sent by the new Monster King,
she is forced to flee to the human world...
under the protection of surviving supporters.
Legend says that...
this expected baby king...
will change both the human and monster worlds.
(Monster language) Your Majesty, run!
(Monster language) Hands off my baby!
(Monster language) Your Majesty, we're here to save you!
(Monster language) Watch out, Your Highness!
(Monster language) I can't walk anymore.
(Monster language) What are you staring at? She's my wife!
"Yongning Village"
Mayor, hurry up.
Be careful.
Come on! Faster!
I picked it first. Give it to me.
It's mine. Let me have it.
Our mayor is coming.
Stop fighting.
Here's the mayor.
Mama Li, Auntie Mo,
we all live in the same village...
Shut up!
It's a mayor's job to...
Quiet!
- I’m the mayor and... -Have you fixed the clothes?
Have you fixed the clothes?
Not yet.
He's our mayor!
You ladies shouldn't treat him like that.
Mayor,
your leg brace.
Xiaowu,
sorry.
Go and fix our clothes.
Xiaowu,
thanks.
No problem at all.
I'll go deliver now.
Grandma?
Grandma?
Grand...
Who are you?
Tianyin.
Who is Tianyin?
Your grandson.
Who's grandson?
Your son's son.
My son is first-tier palace swordsman Song Daitian.
Let me tell you.
This is our Song family heritage...
monster killing sword!
It's actually more like a toy.
I won't play with you.
You're so dumb.
You don't understand a thing.
Hanging around with nothing to do,
you really don't act like a man.
I'm busy every day,
sewing and cooking.
Did you practice our Song family special moves today?
No.
You are such a loser.
Grandma will leave home for a few days...
to look for your dad.
Grandma,
you've been searching for that guy for years.
Shouldn't you give up?
Your dad is the hero of the Monster Hunt Bureau.
What kind of hero dumps his wife and son?
Coward!
Your dad is...
a first-tier palace swordsman.
He left the whole village to you,
so protecting the villagers is...
My duty.
Then you shouldn't fall short of your dad's...
Expectations.
See you.
Monsters are not accepted in the human world.
If any of them crossed the border,
we used to have the Monster Hunt Bureau take care of them.
And they did such a good job that
people nowadays don't know monsters even exist.
Since the last dynasty,
almost all monsters crossing the border were caught.
The Monster Hunt Bureau...
became useless and closed.
Great monster hunters like you turned into normal people...
and served small businessmen like me.
You were totally wronged.
Now,
your time has come!
If one of you...
can grab that expected baby monster king,
the monster world will be in chaos...
and monsters will flee all over.
Then,
the emperor must rely on you all to suppress them.
The Monster Hunt Bureau will be strong again.
Come on.
Let's toast to our great fortune.
Cheers!
Cheers!
I was so awesome.
I hit his belly with my head.
You didn't see how...
Hi, how are you?
Smells delicious!
We can have something to eat.
Right,
my restaurant is that way.
We offer high-quality herbal tea.
And we have our signature dish, duck blood pudding.
Stop chatting with this limp.
We're in a hurry!
Ignore him!
He's jealous...
when I pay attention to others.
Because I'm his...
first love.
Why do you tell that to everyone you meet?
I won't tell you anything anymore!
He's blushing!
See,
he looks so cute when he blushes!
You're mean and crazy!
Let's
He's not going,
but I Will.
Fine, fine, fine! I'll go.
Our Yongning Village...
hasn't had visitors for ages.
Can you tell me...
about your adventures?
Sure.
I'll tell you...
while I eat you...
your food.
This way.
Here we are.
Please take a seat.
Let me...
I will get you some water.
Thanks.
What would you like to order?
- We... -ls there any human meat...
or human liver?
It's only me here.
How about eating me first?
I'll bring you the duck blood pudding.
No one is allowed to leave.
Right,
no one.
Lady, what's your problem?
Tell me your names!
Song...Song Tianyin.
Not you.
I'm the gorgeous, elegant and
coolest Lily.
When did you make that up?
Just now.
I like your original name Ying better.
How dare you hit my wife?
Your skills are medio...cre...
Still mediocre?
If I wasn't injured earlier,
just a level two monster hunter like you...
I'll be promoted to level three after I've captured you both.
Little monster, what's your name?
Gao.
Hiding in such a skinny shell...
is killing me!
See, we have serious business,
and all you can think about is eating!
But that limp smells delicious.
You never learn.
(Monster language) Ma ta ta ku la.
Foul language?
(Monster language) You say that again and
(Monster language) I'll kick your ass very hard.
Oh, baby. You're right.
It's all my fault.
Oh no, Her Majesty fell out!
Save the queen!
Freeze!
I won't look. I won't look. I won't look.
Freeze!
Ying, I'll save you.
Duo lan bu lu ye.
An ya hong.
Luogang!
They are mine.
How can you say...
they're yours?
Whoever has the monsters...
gets the money.
Your Highness! Run!
Luogang!
This is not fair.
To me,
this is totally fair.
Thief!
I'm the mayor in this village.
You've just killed people.
What people did I kill?
They're all monsters!
Monsters?
Of course.
They're monsters covered with human skin.
Ignorant.
Monsters are the most cunning creatures...
in the world.
They hide in human skin,
dress as humans...
and speak human language!
Then how can I tell...
if you're human or monster?
May I ask you something?
Did you win or lose the fight just now?
I lost?
If I lost, you'd have been eaten by them.
Idiot!
Make dinner!
I'm hungry!
I want something spicy!
Question me?
So stupid.
How could someone like me lose?
Can't stop talking,
but can cook quite well.
Even though I'm a bit crippled,
I do have great goals.
You know what?
Cooking is my third ideal job.
How about the second?
Sewing.
Want to guess what's the first?
How about the first?
The first is cooking plus sewing.
I'm a genius, right?
Why would you catch monsters?
To make money.
Then why are you alone?
Want to know?
Yes.
People who know too much about me...
I'll have their tongue cut off.
Where're you going?
I'll sleep in my Grandma's room.
Sleep with me.
I stay here...
so that I can sleep with you.
You'?
Hmm.
I'll go to prepare.
You like it this way?
Will it hurt?
What?
What do you expect?
I'll gouge out your eyes!
That monster spat on you
to leave a mark,
which means she will find you again.
When she comes back,
she won't be able to escape my trap.
"Mi gu ba."
"Nu gu ba ta gu ba."
"Tu gu ba ka gu ba,"
"yi ya gu ba."
"Mi gu ba."
"Nu gu ba ta gu ba."
"Tu gu ba, let me go!"
"yi ya gu ba."
"lt can be sweet, sour, bitter, and spicy"
"while you struggle for life."
"Living is an ongoing argument with"
"many complex appearances..."
"and cunning souls."
"So-called living is just a battle of slaughtering."
"Who can ask for living in affluence?"
"Earning just enough to survive is not bad."
"Today you have power,"
"but tomorrow you may be at the bottom."
"Hopeless? No alternatives? So what?"
"But having an empty stomach is really a problem."
"Wouldn't it be nice to have a small piece of rice cake?"
"lt's all dry."
"My tongue is so dry."
"Hard living..."
"keeps trampling on us."
"Terrible."
"I’m not young anymore."
"Like a wretch, cinders,"
"setting sun."
"Either humans or monsters have trouble."
"Even lovers can't survive without food."
"Play any extra roles just to get by."
"But nothing can be done right."
"If you can give me a steamed pork dumpling,"
"I will do anything for you."
"To live is not easy at all."
"Sweet, sour, bitter, spicy."
"Grievance and struggle."
"Too complicated in the human world."
"lt is also not easy in the monster world."
"Both humans and monsters have a lot to worry about."
"Why think too much? Why not be happy?"
"Let's laugh and cry together..."
"and give each other a hug."
We have to look for Her Majesty.
She should've gone back to find that limp.
What do you want?
(Monster language) I'm dying.
(Monster language) I beg you, please save my baby.
Can you speak...human language?
(Monster language) I'm dying.
(Monster language) I beg you, please save my baby.
Duo an bu lu ye
Giant monster, I'll capture you.
Freeze.
Freeze.
(Monster language) Please. Protect my baby.
Run!
Almost time for dinner.
Great, can't wait.
Xiaowu, who are they?
What is going on?
Still alive.
Surely costly.
Come, come, come.
Sit, sit, sit.
Two solutions.
First,
be pregnant for nine months.
You'll give birth...
sooner or later.
Impossible!
A man gives birth?
Just let me die.
Are you sure?
I'm a man!
I'd rather die than give birth!
What a man!
Bite this.
Why?
Simply make a cut here...
and take it out.
This is the second solution.
If you cut it this way,
will it be painful?
I'll cut fast with my sword.
Painless.
No pain...
but Will I die?
Hard to tell.
I'll be gentle.
Forget it.
I'd better keep it.
Aren't you a man?
I'll be one after giving birth.
Trade in a monster inside a human.
Good business.
Then don't complain anymore.
Cripple,
put me down.
You're trapped.
I'll go to find help.
Just wait for me here.
Don't let me get you,
or I'll kill you for sure.
Gouge out your eyes,
cut off your tongue!
You cripple!
Why so quiet?
- Xiaowu. -Who is it?
It's Tianyin.
Open the door.
Lots of strangers came today.
They caught all the villagers.
Only you and me...
are left.
Don't worry.
Let me come in first.
Mayor.
Who are you?
It's me. Xiaowu.
I look different...
but I'm really Xiaowu.
Mayor, you must save us.
Your dad promised to protect us.
You said...
I'm your best friend.
Are there any others hiding here?
Weng ba zha hu lu hu lu.
This is ridiculous.
The whole village is full of monsters.
It seems that Song Daitian...
tried to secretly protect you.
We did nothing wrong.
We didn't hurt people.
We're all vegetarian.
It proves that Mr Song is right,
humans and monsters can live together!
As a former first-tier palace guard from the Monster Hunter Bureau,
Song Daitian complied in public but opposed in private,
which is a capital treason offense.
We are not the problems.
We just want to live peacefully.
We're not planning to disturb anyone.
Why can't you
give us a chance?
I won't argue with you.
What I want is the monster queen...
and the baby she carries.
Who wants to tell me...
in exchange for freedom?
Stop asking!
None of us will be a traitor!
Hold on.
Do you mean it?
Mo,
what are you doing?
None of your business!
Master,
I know where they are!
Traitor!
Say it.
Fire Beetle
Since you disguise as humans,
why not treat yourself better?
Such a pity.
Get them all.
Grandma left all the villagers...
to me...
Just one evening.
Everything is gone.
Be optimistic.
You still have an egg inside.
Follow me to Shuntian City and sell it.
I can give you 20 percent of the reward.
Money...
isn't important to me right now.
That's great.
I admire you.
Then I'll give you 10 percent.
No more bargaining.
Let's go.
Don't eat any more.
Otherwise I'll suffer a loss.
Just deduct it from my reward.
Your noodles.
I want two more bowls of noodles.
Add sour sauce.
The crazy-sour type.
This is already crazy sour!
I want the super super super super super crazy-sour.
You're super crazy!
Wait.
Stop eating.
If Luogang catches you,
he'll slice open your belly, no question.
Run.
You run...
and wait for me at the back door.
How have you been
after robbing me?
Where are the two monsters?
Ran away.
Ran away?
Pay me back!
Lower your voice. Come.
Remember the monster who fled that day?
The egg inside her...
is very special.
I think that monster sooner or later...
will go back to the Village to look for that guy.
Let's work together...
to catch her.
How much is it worth?
20 taels.
Very special is only worth 20 taels?
You really know the market.
If you find it,
5...
100 taels.
Wait till you pay me back the money first.
Are we still working together?
He's got a big belly.
Eating again?
Do you have money?
No.
That's why I keep eating...
and wait for you to pay.
Five dollars in total.
Preserved ginger, dried salty plum, lemon, hawthorn.
Are you crazy?
Go!
Go!
Go!
This monster egg...
is mine!
Luogang,
You're robbing me again.
How can we work together?
You lied to me.
Cheater.
Behind you!
There's a monster behind you.
I'm not lying.
There's a monster behind you.
I'm not lying.
Stupid Luogang..
If he dies,
no one gets any money.
Come help!
I grab it,
you capture it!
Thank you very much.
Let's
Shouldn't we stay...and help him?
He's a level four monster hunter.
He should be able to handle it. Let's go!
Huo Xiaolan!
We would like to have a room.
Only an expensive room is left.
Do you want it?
Yes.
I don't feel like eating.
You go.
Human and monster.
Would their baby be...
a mutant baby?
Crazy!
Are you coming?
Just don't search for food in garbage at night.
At least we should give the baby a name.
One bowl of plain noodles.
Yes.
How old is he?
Almost three years old.
Look at him. So adorable.
It'd be great if I could have one of my own.
Isn't he yours?
He's this hotel owner's son.
May I have your name?
Huo Xiaolan.
We're going to Shuntian City...
for a very fancy banquet at Heaven Restaurant.
But the main reason is for my husband...
to boost his health.
So that I can have a baby.
Do you understand?
Yingying.
Yingying.
Why are you here?
This is my husband Zhengtao.
This is Miss Huo.
Nice to meet you, Miss Huo.
Let me tell you.
We should hire a bodyguard...
like them.
They said...if hiring a bodyguard,
we should look for those with coins hanging on them...
for prestige!
Fine, fine, fine.
I'll let you girls chat.
Hurry, hurry.
Quick!
- Quicker! -Quicker!
Freeze!
What's happening? OOPS!
Wake up, wake up!
Many monster hunters outside.
Super dangerous. Let's leave.
What's wrong?
In labor?
Probably, probably.
Be quiet.
Not good.
Why are you in labor now?
It's not up to me!
What can we do? What to do?
Go find a doctor.
Right, right.
Are you crazy?
Who'd help you?
Go find someone!
How do people give birth? How to...
Scissors, hot water, towels.
I know what we should do.
Don't be nervous. Relax, relax!
Follow my instructions.
Breathe out.
Breathe in.
Out.
In
Out
In
Out
In
Out
In
Out
In
You're an animal!
What are you doing?
Helping!
How can you give birth with your pants on?
Then why are you holding the scissors?
To cut.
How can you cut with your eyes shut?
You'd better watch out.
Don't cut it wrong!
Should I cut it now...
or after you give birth?
Of course after!
What's there to cut now?
Something is already there!
I've grabbed it!
Should I cut it?
You...You're got it wrong!
Put down your scissors!
Relax.
- Push! -The harder I push,
the further it comes up!
No, push it down!
I feel like my belly is...
going to explode...
No, no!
I give UP-.
I give up!
Push, push!
Push harder!
Is it Miss Huo?
Are you okay?
I'm fine. Thanks.
Someone is outside.
Let it out now!
Quick!
Something's wrong.
Push.
Now!
Someone's having a baby!
Yes.
Stay outside.
Who is she?
My mother.
Your mother is giving you a little brother?
So lucky.
Where's your father?
He...died.
I'm so sorry for your mother.
But don't worry.
Childbirth is my area of expertise.
No. Although I've never given birth,
I've read many books...
and heard so much about it.
I've been preparing all along...
to give birth anytime.
Excuse me,
I'm just too excited.
You gave birth to a white radish!
Let me see!
Be careful.
A monster is a monster.
Does it look like me?
Sure.
Do you need any help?
Wake up, wake up.
Good, this is better, darling.
I saw...
Nightmare?
Right?
Excuse us.
We meant to help you,
-but... -Good that Madam is fine now.
How's the baby?
The baby is doing good.
How is the baby's mother?
I'm fine.
Thank you.
I've never seen someone stand up
right after giving birth.
Where's the baby's father?
He died.
What?
I'm fine too.
Thank you very much.
The baby is so quiet.
No crying-
Where's Niuniu?
Niuniu?
Niuniu
may have gone to see the baby.
Does any of you inside see Niuniu?
Don't hit him.
What's that?
Is everything okay?
All good.
Niuniu, you should come out.
Wait.
Oops, Madam faints again.
What's wrong with you today?
EXCUSE me, excuse me.
Wow, really?
They are monsters?
Definitely.
If you want,
I can capture them for you.
Capture? Go capture yourself!
Have you two villagers...
seen my son Daitian?
anybody?
So hot.
It's having a fever!
Go get a towel.
Get some water.
Still very hot. Change water, change water!
Change again
Okay, Okay.
The fever is gone...
but it's still weak.
Oh,
it hasn't had any milk...
since it was born.
No cows or goats around here.
What can we do?
Why are you looking at me?
You're its mom!
I don't have milk.
I...
It'll be sold in two days anyway.
Then“.
Why saved it...
when it was ill?
Because it can't be sold at a good price if it's dead.
Then what is different now?
Not died of illness...
but is starved to death.
Turn around.
Okay.
And you all!
Done.
You like blood.
So dangerous just then.
What should we do?
What should we do?
You're the mother!
I saw a baby coming out...
from her mouth.
A baby can be born from below...
and also from above.
Isn't that right, dear?
What happened, honey? What happened?
What happened?
Do you have...some food?
I told you before.
A monster is a monster.
Don't drink blood anymore.
You must learn.
Otherwise...
people will say I didn't teach you well.
Understand?
Your daddy,
he didn't learn well.
That's why he's so dumb...
and knows nothing!
Your mommy,
she didn't have a good education.
That's why she is always rude.
What did you say?
From now on,
you eat fruits and vegetables instead.
You will learn to like it.
Look at those poor horses.
We shouldn't hurt them.
You carry this all the time.
From your lover?
My father gave it to me...
when I was twelve.
He said whenever I'm scared,
if I play it,
he'll be there.
Did you try?
My father never taught me how to play it.
That was the last time I saw him.
So...
have you ever looked for him?
My father was a monster hunter.
But he was killed...
by a monster.
When I was a child,
my mother suddenly disappeared.
Dad took me to Yongning Village...
and left me there.
He went away by himself.
I don't want you.
Go away. Go.
So the villagers of Yongning Village...
are like my family.
Your father... He...
Whoever leaves his son alone...
isn't qualified to be a father.
See,
all monsters are bad?
Even this little one will grow up to be an evil monster.
Let me teach you.
"Not sure how we end up hanging together..."
"and be at the right time to see the beauty of the peach blossom."
"Seeing the blossoms fall makes me realize"
"how time flies."
"How can I describe this feeling?"
"lt's almost like we can complete each other."
"This connection exists even when we are apart."
"lt is wonderful when you feel understood and comfortable."
"How can we stretch the time we have together?"
"What is the secret behind an everlasting relationship?"
"The falling petals look amazing in the air."
"But this beautiful scenery will soon be over."
"How to keep this bonding forever..."
"and not let it get rotten?"
"Today seems ordinary and not special."
"But one day when you look back,"
"today would seem unique and memorable."
"Can we come back to today when we are in tomorrow?"
"Shuntian City"
Look! Isn't she very pretty today?
Absolutely!
Yes, yes, yes.
Exactly what I want.
Hold on. Pong!
I got m.
Your turn. Hurry up!
Fat choi!
Win!
How come you guys win again?
Five tiles of Fat Choi instead of four?
Show all your hands!
Sell them?
Hm!
Get out!
You want to do...some business?
No.
You do look like a radish.
50 taels.
Let's go! Not for sale now.
Just name a price.
I know what it's worth.
At least 100 taels.
Put it in the cage.
And wait here.
Come on.
You're rude.
Let me.
We haven't named you yet.
Should we not sell it?
Hurry UP-
Turn around.
Let's play hide and seek.
I'll count to three,
I'll hide over there...
and you hide in the cage.
Then she will look for us.
Understand?
Let's start. One, two, three!
No,
you should hide in the cage...
like what I do.
No,
when I count one, two, three...
Why are you so rude?
You want to keep it?
Yes. Even few more days would be good.
Few more days?
The result is still the same after few more days.
Look, look,
it cries.
Nonsense.
It's a monster.
What emotions could it have?
It keeps following us.
Isn't that emotion?
You cut your fingers to feed it blood.
Of course it'll follow you.
You feed grass to cows and goats.
They'd follow you too.
What kind of emotion do you call that?
Who says cows and goats have no emotions?
Why do you think only humans have emotions?
Even if it doesn't have emotions,
I have.
Stop now.
Humans and monsters aren't meant to be together.
That's why you should sell it!
What is it?
Go!
A newbie in the industry?
Do more trading... and you'll get used to it.
Go. Go.
I know.
We should name it Wuba.
Can you play mahjong?
Let's
Where's our little monster?
Kill me if you can!
You will beg for our mercy!
Pong!
I'll tell you if you win.
Your turn!
- Eight circles. -Pong!
Wait! Can you slow down?
I'm not ready yet.
Hurry UP-
What should I do?
Thirteen orphans?
Win!
- Win? -Hm!
Fooling me?
Where's the little monster?
Heaven Restaurant.
It may be getting ready to be butchered.
Let's go!
Play another round with me.
I still haven't told you the password.
How can you get in?
"Heaven Restaurant."
Little guy,
where are you from?
How come you're not
wearing any skin?
No wonder you were caught!
Look at my skin,
so real and smooth!
Look at mine,
so elastic!
See,
it's seamless.
Do this,
puff your cheeks!
Didn't I tell you to take off the skin?
No! We won't take it off!
We won't take it off!
Go!
- Head Chef! -What the...
You guys are too much.
Scared the hell out of me!
Pay attention.
The monsters we have today...
are SO awesome...
and delicious.
What's happening?
What's the problem?
Head Chef.
Head Chef,
we can't open this monster.
Why won't you cooperate?
No way!
Listen.
Every monster dies.
Sooner or later,
it's just a matter of time.
Open up, okay?
No way.
You stubborn monster.
You've asked for it.
Fine.
Don't cut my buttocks!
Marvelous.
Monster sashimi,
All ready.
No wonder she's our Head Chef.
Stand still!
What's with these two monsters?
They refuse to take off their skin.
Hey, gorgeous,
you look stunning today.
Your inner beauty is shining as well.
Please. Let us go!
My goodness,
this kid has a sweet mouth.
If you grow UP,
You're gonna hurt a lot of innocent girls.
It's better to take care of you now.
Head Chef,
could you cook me
instead of serving me raw?
Oh, you poor thing.
As you wish!
Then we should...
soak you in sauces before baking,
okay?
- Take them away! -Yes.
Go!
Head Chef,
make sure you don't undercook.
No worries.
I'll make you into...
my special recipe pot roast.
My favorite.
- Head Chef. -Oh, my goodness.
The little monster king everyone's talking about!
I also have something special for you.
- Deep fry! -Yes.
We can rescue our little king soon.
Sir Zou and Lady Zou,
please come this way.
Useless!
I told you to eat more.
Why do you have to stay so thin?
Not even big enough to block me.
Madam,
are you here for curing illness...
or boosting your health?
You go away.
I'll use the restroom.
You stay.
Xiaoluo,
bring Huzi over here to show Madam.
I'm afraid of dogs.
You're human. Why would you be afraid of dogs?
I prefer cats.
I don't like cats.
Go! There's a cat over there.
Go, go, go!
Sorry, go that way, that way.
He doesn't recognize us.
He didn't see us in human form.
Right!
Hurry up! The door is closing.
Password.
- One, two, three? -Wrong!
- Five, two, one? -Wrong!
Password!
Stop hitting me. Stop hitting me.
"Four,"
"three,"
"eight."
Our two honorable guests,
this way please.
You are useless as well.
I told you to eat less.
You being so heavy really hurts.
The first appetizer...
is monster ears in oil.
First hang the monsters...
on the right and upside down for three days and nights,
so that all the blood can gather in one point.
Slice not too much, not too little,
just that corner of the right ears.
Why don't you two eat?
I have to go to the restroom.
Restroom, restroom.
I thought we will have the little monster king...
since we paid 300 taels more?
Today, you all are lucky!
Little monster king is a newly added dish.
We've been preparing it in the kitchen.
Fantastic!
That's great.
I also need to go to the restroom...
before we try the special dish.
Excuse me.
Put it in the steamer.
We are such a team.
Open it.
Yes!
Still alive?
It's not fair. I already tried my best.
I want to go home.
I want to see mommy!
Is my hair messy?
Your hair is perfect.
Really?
Do I look pretty?
You're gorgeous!
Just need some moisturizing.
Let's
We could only serve it this way.
Xiaowu,
I'm sorry.
Xiaowu is in the kitchen!
Xiaowu.
I know,
you will come!
Mayor,
watch out!
Duo Ian bu lu ye!
Run! Run!
I abandoned my friend once.
I'll never do it again!
I can't beat that guy!
See you.
You will get killed.
You're a monster hunter.
How come you help an outsider instead?
He's not an outsider.
He's my husband!
What?
Are you serious about
what you just said?
My dad said,
A man and a woman should keep a distance.
If they kiss, they must marry.
- Can we... -Cannot, cannot.
- But... -No buts!
lam the only one left... in the Huo family.
The responsibility to expand my family...
and have children and grandchildren...
is now all yours.
- Will it be too... -No, it won't.
We are running out of time.
I know.
I am under a lot of pressure too.
We will do our best.
Leave me alone.
Xiaowu, take her away...
from my sight and leave.
Take care,
and don't die.
I'm not done arguing with you yet.
Leave!
Mo he qie di!
Run!
Why does it keep chasing me?
Auntie Mo,
please set the other villagers free.
Take care!
It's our little king!
Oh mama!
So glad to see you again.
Master, we have something important to do!
Please let us go.
Impossible!
He'll get killed.
Another monster hunter helps monsters.
Is this food?
This is the main dish of the banquet:
Raw baby monster king's brain.
This dish brings long life
and stops you from ageing.
It moves. ls it alive?
Eating it alive offers the most benefits.
We feed it with wine and make it half-drunk,
then open a hole...
on the top of its head.
The best way to enjoy this dish is to...
simply eat its brain while it's fresh.
Why are you here?
You know her?
Is this a human...or a monster?
Want to find out?
Sure.
Grandma,
she just helped pulling you out.
Grandma?
Why are you here?
Two villagers...
bought me here so I can look for my son.
Who are you?
Tianyin.
Who is she?
I'm your...granddaughter-in-law.
Grandma.
Come this way.
Tianyin.
Your dad...
left this sword for you.
It has enormous power!
Let me tell you.
It's best for chopping vegetables.
You see...
It doesn't matter.
After some sharpening,
it can chop monsters easily.
Grandma, how do you sharpen it?
You use some kind of blood but...
anyway-
You see,
that guy over there...
Fine. Fine. Grandma, you stay put.
Wait for me here!
See you later, Grandma!
This fire beetle,
is an expert in opening the skulls...
of monsters.
And...
drinking the blood of this little monster...
will bring amazing results.
Miss Huo!
Who dares to make trouble here?
Darling, let's go.
You two leave first.
I can't...
Leave. You can't help me here.
Darling.
I thought you're someone more powerful.
But you're just a mediocre level two monster hunter.
Hold on!
Another one?
Level ten!
What does that mean?
Level ten is the top level of monster hunters.
All these years,
only three persons have reached that level.
Excuse me, may I have your name?
My husband...
is the Head of former Monster Hunt Bureau Song Zhenjiang.
My son...
is palace swordsman Song Daitian.
My grandson Tianyin is...
nobody.
You let my granddaughter-in-law down first.
Didn't you say you're a level ten?
Why don't you save her yourself?
Fine!
Weng ba ya!
The coins are not yours!
Who says they aren't mine?
My husband had six,
my son had five.
All together I have ten.
Six plus five is eleven!
It's ten!
Song Tianyin,
if you hand in the little monster,
I'll release them.
If you don't show up,
I'll kill your grandma first...
and then your wife.
Can you...can you switch the order?
Wife first...
and then grandma?
Good idea.
Five,
four,
three,
two,
One.
Hold on!
It's too late.
Grandma or wife,
either one must die.
You choose.
I've chosen!
No more tricks?
Lord Ge is... a monster?
He has so many layers of skin.
No wonder we couldn't tell he's a monster!
I put on the skin to disguise as human
in order to get rid of the surviving supporters
of the old Monster King in the human world.
Now you've forced me to reveal myself.
You all have to die!
Grandma!
Granddaughter-in-law,
Your father-in-law
left you this sword!
Best for chopping vegetables.
Tianyin!
Tianyin!
Tianyin!
Song Tianyin,
Wake up!
My dad has left me already.
Please don't leave me alone.
I order you to wake up now.
Otherwise I'll gouge out your eyes,
cut off your tongue,
pull out your tendons... and tear off your skin.
You're my husband.
Without my permission,
you can't die.
Please.
Tianyin,
use the Song family special moves.
Monsters...
will soon conquer the human world.
Thank you.
Tianyin.
You truly met your dad's expectations.
He?
Tianyin.
This first coin...
was left to you by your dad.
Others...
You will have to earn on your own.
Six plus five
equals ten!
The extra one...is for me.
Are you sure?
Once you take this coin,
you are a monster hunter.
Yes!
Good!
Don't go!
Grandma.
Come back!
Come back!
They ate our baby king already?
We are too late.
Follow them to a remote place...
to rebuild a Yongning Village.
You'll only be safe...
with them.
I really want you to be with me.
But that would only hurt you.
Even if I dress you up as a human,
sooner or later,
people will find out.
And that would be very dangerous for you.
Humans still can't accept you.
Understand?
Don't let others call you a radish anymore.
Even though you do look like one.
Remember,
you've got a name.
It's Wuba.
Go.
Leave.
Go away!
I don't want you!
Go!
I don't want you!
Don't follow me!
Just go.
Go!
You let a monster go.
How can you be a monster hunter?
There are good monsters and bad monsters.
I only catch the bad ones.
Come to think of it,
you're my man now.
From now on just do what I tell you.
Where are we going?
I want to look for my dad.
I would like to know more about him.
Let's go.
Let me carry it.
I'll carry.
I'm starving.
Waiter,
do you have any human meat or human liver?
It's just me here.
How about
eating me first?
Where do you think...Wuba would live?
I don't know.
Then how can we go to visit him?
His one month old party, his birthday, mid-autumn festival,
new year and many, many other festivals...
"Life is a special book."
"You have to read it with your heart."
"The beginning chapter can be confusing."
"But it will become clear and interesting when you keep reading."
"Life is also a strange road."
"You have to keep going even though it's bumpy."
"Once you stop relying on others,"
"then you will start to grow."
"I won't forget the caring and love..."
"from the ones who brought me up."
"I will remember all the laughs and all the tears."
"The road is long and bright in front of me."
"I am blessed to have you..."
"show me this road."
"Mi gu ba, someone good looking or a monster."
"Nu gu ba, we all should have fun."
"Ta gu ba, let's rock together."
"Right now, just listen to me."
"No bottom line. Qia qia."
"Unlimited. Pa pa."
"If you can turn into a durian no one can hurt you."
"No bottom line. Qia qia."
"Unlimited. Pa pa."
"Relax and let yourself shine."
“Ka chad.“
"lt doesn't matter whether you're from Shangri-la."
"lt is also fine if you have or not have boundaries."
"You, you and you"
"can all enjoy the rhythm."
"I hug you, you, you, you and you together."
"No bottom line. Qia qia."
"Unlimited. Pa pa."
"If you can turn into a durian no one can hurt you."
"No bottom line. Qia qia."
"Unlimited. Pa pa."
"Relax and let yourself shine."
“Ka chad.“
"Mi gu ba, whether you are tough or aggressive."
"Ka ka gu ba."
"whether you are shy or passive."
"Ta gu ba."
"Don't worry about what others think."
"Come on, let's dance, let's dance, let's dance!"
"Dance, dance, dance, dance,"
"Dance, dance, dance!"
"We all dance!"
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