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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,981 - Come on, hurry! - Faster! 2 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,108 Come on, Sneaker, there's a train coming. 3 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,800 Come on, you know we've got a train to catch. 4 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,344 I thought you could do sixty on the flat? 5 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,012 - And this is on a slope! - Yeah, downwards! 6 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,369 Come on! We'll miss it! 7 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,577 Quickly! 8 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,959 - Come on, hurry! - Faster! 9 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,795 - See you back there. - Right. 10 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,133 Right, come on, then. 11 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,515 Oh, it's you lot. 12 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,060 - Is this train on time today? - Four minutes late. 13 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,015 I appreciate you will soon be redundant, 14 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,350 but, speaking as a shareholder, 15 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,237 don't you think it's incumbent upon you to make our trains run on time? 16 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:16,650 One of these days, I'll find out exactly what you get up to on this train. 17 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,196 Then watch out! 18 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,199 Okay? 19 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:28,082 ♪ I'm telling you how 20 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,538 ♪ I'm telling you why 21 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:33,090 ♪ I'm telling you when 22 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,668 ♪ Get onto the system 23 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,379 ♪ It's crazy, it's cool 24 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,180 ♪ You think that it's great 25 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:43,135 ♪ But you find out too late it's cruel 26 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,811 ♪ Come on with the sweet talk 27 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:48,435 ♪ Be moody and mean 28 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,359 ♪ Give nothing away, keep playing and a-hey 29 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,688 ♪ In summer you'll make a winter's heartache 30 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,281 ♪ Get onto the system and shine 31 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,818 ♪ Moving with the system is fine 32 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:02,119 ♪ When you reach the end of the line 33 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,288 ♪ Then it's goodbye 34 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,832 ♪ So live for the moment 35 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:09,376 ♪ There'll be time to pay 36 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:14,291 ♪ Don't let's come an end for tomorrow, forget today 37 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,671 ♪ Come on with the sweet talk 38 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:19,379 ♪ Come on with the smile 39 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,089 ♪ For love is a cheat 40 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,452 ♪ Though it's brief, can be sweet 41 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:26,060 ♪ But bitterness comes in a very little while ♪ 42 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,733 Come on, let's get back to the second-class material. 43 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:36,688 ♪ I'm telling you how 44 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,195 ♪ I'm telling you why 45 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,697 ♪ I'm telling you when 46 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,404 ♪ I'm telling you now 47 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,956 ♪ When you play the system, you'll learn 48 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,455 ♪ Every bridge you cross you will burn 49 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,911 ♪ Then you'll find there is no return 50 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,463 ♪ You're on your own 51 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,882 ♪ Get onto the system and shine 52 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,426 ♪ Moving with the system is fine 53 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,846 ♪ When you reach the end of the line 54 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:05,300 ♪ Then it's goodbye ♪ 55 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,305 - You take this one. - Right. 56 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,901 Hello. 57 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,270 Is this anybody's seat? 58 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,697 - No, it isn't. - Good. 59 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,824 - Are you going down on holiday? - Yeah, I've got a week. 60 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,576 Oh, that's nice, so have I. 61 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,658 - Let's hope I'll see something of you. - Yeah. 62 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,454 ♪ I'm telling you how 63 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,915 ♪ I'm telling you why 64 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:39,421 ♪ I'm telling you when 65 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:42,379 ♪ I'm telling you now 66 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,885 ♪ Get onto the system and shine 67 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,388 ♪ Moving with the system, so fine 68 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,764 ♪ When you reach the end of the line 69 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:56,855 ♪ You're all alone 70 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,987 ♪ You're all alone ♪ 71 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,413 Stop is Roxham. 72 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,253 Roxham! 73 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,382 Hey, Tinker. There's a couple of good ones up this end. 74 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:20,754 Looks like a job for the camera. 75 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:24,212 Hey, Sneakers, that girl in the first-class compartment. 76 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,263 Keep an eye on her. 77 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,186 There. 78 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,395 Smile please, for a photograph of the happy arrival. 79 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,018 Was ist? Ah! 80 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,267 - German? - Ja. 81 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,648 Der Souvenir auf das Happy Arrival. 82 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:43,527 That'll be three shillings. Pay me now or later. 83 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,951 - Three? - Eins, zwei, drei. 84 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,475 Now, if you'll just give me your names and addresses, 85 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,035 we'll send the photographs on to you. 86 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,957 Erm... Helga Mett. 87 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,077 Double T. 88 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,787 - Mit double T. - Ja. 89 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:02,171 - Und sieben und zwanzig Robelstrasse. - Nein, nein Fraulein. 90 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,502 Nicht at home! Your address here. 91 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,883 Boarding house, hotel. 92 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,305 - Oh, ja. - Where are you staying? 93 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,974 - Mrs Kelsham. - Aha. 94 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:16,064 Und, um... 25 Union Road. 95 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,233 - Fine. Both of you? - Ja. Both of us. 96 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,027 I will see you... around. 97 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,320 Oh! 98 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,487 Around. 99 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,317 Couple of Deutsche birds. Here's the address. 100 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:28,822 Get anything? 101 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,699 Oh, usual stuff. Down for the week. 102 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,181 She's a bit thick, but it might come in useful. Here's her address. 103 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,168 - Tinker? - Yeah? 104 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,410 This is my cousin David. 105 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,037 - Hi. - Hello. 106 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,566 What about the girl in the First Class? 107 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,583 Man met her. Oldish. Could have been her father. 108 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:48,338 Well, what we haven't got now, we can pick up later, can't we? Hmm? 109 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:55,223 Hey, man! If my father worked a little harder 110 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:57,896 I could have had one of these. 111 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,559 And look who's in there. 112 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:04,942 - Dolce vita! Dolce vita! - Want a ride in this, hmm? 113 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,522 I'll do a swap with you, darling. 114 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,905 - How about a smile for the great reading public? - It's Anita Ekberg! 115 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,954 Can you show a bit more leg? 116 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,077 Pound to a penny you don't make it. 117 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,667 You're on. 118 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,922 ♪ Do not trust him, gentle maiden 119 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:30,380 ♪ Do not trust him, gentle maid 120 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:33,966 ♪ Do not trust him, gentle maiden 121 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:38,096 ♪ Do not trust him, gentle maid ♪ 122 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,314 You're just a load of litter louts. 123 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,274 He's not a litter lout, he's a tourist. 124 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,693 And tourists can do what they bloody well like. 125 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,264 Come in. 126 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,469 Hello, Suzy. 127 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,433 How are you? 128 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,606 I haven't seen you for a couple of days. 129 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:23,978 Oh, I've been busy. 130 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,361 I suppose I'm going to have to wait until the season's over 131 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,654 before I see you again? 132 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,176 You won't have to wait long, will you? 133 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,486 Two weeks, and it's all over. 134 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,192 How are you making out? 135 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,993 Oh, not bad. 136 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,621 Sammy's overboard for you, you know. 137 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,540 He told me. 138 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:43,169 He's better than that creep I saw you with last night. 139 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,707 Oh, he's all right. 140 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:47,172 Is he? Good. 141 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,210 Are you going on the Prom tonight? 142 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,633 It's Saturday night, darling. 143 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,892 Sometimes I get sick of the summer. 144 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,105 Yeah. 145 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:06,854 Still got this one. 146 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,690 Yeah, it's good of you. 147 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,990 Mmm. 148 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,494 Do you like this? 149 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,164 Fine. 150 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,157 Yeah, it's all right, isn't it? 151 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,705 You going? 152 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:27,209 Yes, I think I'll go and see if anything's happening up at the Palm Court. 153 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,716 I suppose you're hunting the thrushes? 154 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,877 Well, it's the sport of the season. 155 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,426 Well, what's the sport of the season, then? 156 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:38,595 The birds. 157 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,768 - Thrushes. - Girls. 158 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,971 For three months, this place is thick with them. 159 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,251 You haven't been down here in the winter before, have you? 160 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,642 After six o'clock, nothing moves in the street at all. 161 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,144 Everybody's at home watching telly, 162 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,734 and the girls are the same girls you knew last year, 163 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,487 only they're usually getting engaged to somebody. 164 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,995 Even in a warm winter, you could die of cold after September. 165 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,912 So we make it when we can, 166 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,207 like everybody else down here. 167 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,418 What do you make, exactly? 168 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,995 The best of what's going. 169 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,026 Gives you something to look forward to during the winter. 170 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,882 And something to look back on. 171 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,988 Now, what's the first thing everybody does when they arrive? 172 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,925 A wash, a bite to eat, and out on the Prom to look around. 173 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:20,224 So we're on the Prom Saturday to look over the new birds in town. 174 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,808 What if you all want the same one? 175 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:22,931 Well, there's a rota. 176 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:26,230 We take in turns for first choice. First, first. Second, second. And so on. 177 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,852 No time wasted squabbling. 178 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,353 It's all a big giggle. 179 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,393 We all work in the places they go. 180 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,278 I work in a café. 181 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,567 I'm on the pedalos. 182 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,068 I'm on the speedboats. 183 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,445 Tinker's a beach photographer. 184 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,198 We're everywhere, so we meet them all. 185 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:45,040 And when you get a girl, you take her to the Blue Bear. 186 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,836 Ask for a short. A double. 187 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,788 It's a beer house, but she doesn't know it. 188 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:53,966 That way it only costs you a couple of bob for beer or cider, 189 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,052 But it looks as if you're going to spend big money, 190 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,470 and all grocks like to see money being spent. 191 00:09:58,556 --> 00:09:59,556 Grocks? 192 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,673 Grockles. 193 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,178 Holiday-makers. 194 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,180 Most holiday-makers are grockles. 195 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,786 But the real ones you can spot a mile off. 196 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:10,224 Usually they wear shorts, woollen socks, and thick black leather shoes, 197 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,526 with their shirts undone all the way down the front 198 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,730 so that you can see the full extent of their manly chests. 199 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,399 Or he wears a white open-necked shirt, 200 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:21,369 wide braces and 24-inch grey flannel trousers. 201 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,071 - They arrive in grockle wagons... - Charabancs. 202 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,769 - Eat grockle food... - That's anything, as long as it's with chips. 203 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,501 And is never seen without his grockle box. 204 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,295 - A thirty bob camera. - In simulated leather case. 205 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,419 And invariably carries his grockle comforter. 206 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:35,795 Transistor radio. 207 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,127 And spends most of his days in grockle traps. 208 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:39,802 Gift shops. 209 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,673 The grockle is closely related to the troglodyte. 210 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,350 The troglodytes lived in a natural cave, 211 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,836 stoned their grandparents to death, 212 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,645 and came out three times a year for food. 213 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,599 The grockle puts his grandparents in an old folks' home, 214 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,106 lives in a pre-cast concrete cave, 215 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,608 and comes out once a year to make a religious pilgrimage 216 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,230 to the sea from whence he came. 217 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,158 There, he ceremoniously rolls up his trousers, 218 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,201 and dips his feet into the water. 219 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:12,002 Nidge? Where were you this evening? 220 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,710 Um... I got held up. 221 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,750 Nidge, if people drop out, the whole things falls down. 222 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,962 - Tonight... - Yeah, all right, I'll... I'll try. 223 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,231 Pint, please, Fred. 224 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,309 - Best or cooking beer? - Come on, do me a favour. 225 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,394 Even the best is none too good. 226 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,819 Hello, Tinker. 227 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,232 Hello, Ella. How are you? 228 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,067 All right. 229 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:45,454 How's Stan? 230 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,237 It's his birthday. 231 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:50,245 He's taking me out for a meal between shows. 232 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,746 Big deal! 233 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,247 I see. 234 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,251 He'll be at the theatre till twelve. 235 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,504 You wouldn't like to call round earlier, would you? 236 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,085 On his birthday? 237 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,011 It's his birthday, not mine. 238 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,473 Well, I can't tonight, Ella. I've got to, um... see a man. 239 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,227 Damn you. 240 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,552 You know how it is, baby. 241 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,729 See him tomorrow night. 242 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,603 I can't, baby, it's arranged for tonight. 243 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,276 It's not a man, is it? It's a girl. 244 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,446 Look, Ella, why don't you concentrate on giving your husband 245 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,649 a happy birthday for once? 246 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,611 He's getting too old for birthdays. 247 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,791 Where's it all going on, then? 248 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,438 Don't know. Sammy's on the trail of a party, 249 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,454 and we're to meet outside the Palm Court at eight. 250 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,086 - These the two Deutsche birds? - That's them. 251 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,053 I don't think much of yours. 252 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,051 - Whose turn is it? - Mine. 253 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,007 - All right, who was first last week? - I was. 254 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,219 - Who's after Grib? - Hey, Tink, you're after me. 255 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,553 They're yours, then. 256 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,482 I don't want them. 257 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,149 Two nice little Deutsche Fräuleins hot from Bangerland? 258 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,694 Eager to give us reparations for starting the war? 259 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,646 Oh, they're not that eager. 260 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,024 Hey, what about this one? 261 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,489 She's not playing. 262 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,662 - You reckon? - Oh, come on! 263 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,206 All right, then, since I have first choice, 264 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,625 I choose her. 265 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,957 So which are you after? The girl or the car? 266 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,873 I'm not fussy. 267 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,299 There they are. 268 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,439 There's Sammy and his cousin. 269 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,730 Hope he's found something. 270 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,853 Suzy has. Dig that! 271 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:44,070 Looks like a good year for understanding between the generations. 272 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,197 I've got a great party. Suzy tipped me off. 273 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,276 The Buick man's giving it for his daughter. 274 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,611 - Can she row us in? - Well, says it's worth a try. 275 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,321 It's on the coast road. 276 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,949 But they're terribly fond of young people. 277 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,292 I suppose that could include us. 278 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,420 Drive on, coachman! 279 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,841 ♪ ...always be an England 280 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,392 ♪ An England there will be 281 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,096 ♪ For England is a lovely place 282 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:21,350 ♪ Until it stops for tea ♪ 283 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,036 Hey man, this must be the place. 284 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:35,034 Yeah. Yeah, big deal. 285 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,659 - Like a motor show. - All I want's a decent bird. 286 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:39,753 I'm with you there. 287 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,880 Few bob here, no doubt about that. You know what I mean? 288 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,002 Looks like Buckingham Palace. 289 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,795 Wonder where the flunkey is. 290 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,535 Ah, good evening, my man. 291 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,095 I'm afraid we're a touch latish. 292 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,473 Trouble with the Rolls. 293 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,559 I'm sorry to hear that, sir. 294 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,266 - Thank you. - Take me to your leader. 295 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,692 Well, it's all happening. 296 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,743 All right, men. Let's get stuck in. 297 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,493 Oh, look, there's a lovely man with a bottle. 298 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,494 We're making a late delivery. 299 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,371 Well, can I be on your panel? 300 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:23,374 Delivery men don't have panels, they have rounds. 301 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,626 Are you coming round, then? Goody! 302 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,545 Round where, for instance? 303 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:33,172 I had one the other day, but they cancelled it and warned it only lasts eight hours. 304 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,225 Oh! At least we'll have the evening free. 305 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,612 Good lord, it's Old Porky. 306 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,815 Oh no, it is not. 307 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:54,367 No, I didn't think it was. Who are you, then? 308 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,571 My name is Count Down. 309 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,327 I made all my money out of the cure for fallout. 310 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,955 Or dandruff, as you call it, Johnny. 311 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,452 Who did he say he was? 312 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,208 It's Old Porky. 313 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,914 No, it isn't. 314 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:11,594 Well, if it isn't Old Porky, why does he go around calling himself Old Porky? 315 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,046 Ah, there's Old Porky. 316 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,265 I like the bit about a cure for fallout. 317 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,512 Good. 318 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,728 Drink? 319 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,647 Thanks. 320 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,857 Whose party is this, anyway? 321 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,481 His. His name's Philip. 322 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,608 He's rented the house for Regatta Week. 323 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:34,233 Very rich. Very nice. Madly attractive friend of Daddy's. 324 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,573 That's Daddy. 325 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,371 And who's she? 326 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:45,957 That's Nicola. 327 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,413 Philip's daughter. 328 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,627 I suppose you want me to introduce you to her, too? 329 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,221 Yes. 330 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,800 Yes. 331 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,594 Oh, Nicola, darling. 332 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,514 - Hello, Sylvie. - Are you the hostess? 333 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,429 Yes, I suppose I am. 334 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,435 I always dance with the hostess first. 335 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:06,775 All right. 336 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,190 Do you or don't you want me to introduce you? 337 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,770 My name's Tinker. 338 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,317 Nicola. 339 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,276 And mine's Sylvie. 340 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,404 Why Tinker? Is your name Taylor? 341 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,705 Very good. 342 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:25,876 A successful hostess has to be able to make conversation on all levels. 343 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,003 Was the photograph all right? 344 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,089 Certainly. 345 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,584 I'll show it to you sometime. 346 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,667 I'd like to see it sometime. 347 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,677 Have we run out of conversation? 348 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,130 All right, I'll take over. 349 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,970 What are these, the eyes of your old lovers? 350 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,471 They're Cornelians. 351 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,770 Oh, the eyes of Cornelia's old lovers? 352 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,142 Do you talk like that, too? 353 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,270 What's it called, er... flip talk? 354 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,443 I bet you don't like it because you can't do it. 355 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,691 All right, try me. 356 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,652 Okay. What shall I try you for? 357 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,324 You don't have to. I'm not guilty. 358 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,638 How do you know you're not guilty? 359 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,153 Everybody's guilty nowadays. 360 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,997 Then I shall plead diminished responsibility. 361 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,542 Ha ha! You can't plead diminished responsibility unless you're a dwarf. 362 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,536 That's very good. 363 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,880 What about innocence? 364 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,174 Are you innocent? 365 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,467 Or virtue? 366 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:18,799 Are you virtuous? 367 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,926 Are you? 368 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,846 Let's go and have a drink. 369 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,429 Rover! 370 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,687 Some party. 371 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,739 He's certainly got something I haven't. 372 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:39,826 Money. 373 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:43,403 - Look, Sammy, don't start again. - Oh, I know, it's all play. 374 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,448 Still, we're not made for marriage, are we? 375 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,686 Maybe I should have waited till next time we met. 376 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,396 Yes, that would have been a change. 377 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,485 Tomorrow I might have wanted to kiss you. Very much. 378 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,487 And what if I weren't around tomorrow? 379 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,366 Then I'd have had to kiss someone else, wouldn't I? 380 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,570 Nicola! 381 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,576 Nicola! 382 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,414 I'll be around somewhere tomorrow. 383 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,208 - On the beach. - Nicola! 384 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,665 We'll see. I must go. 385 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,817 Come on. I'll show you the sights of Roxham. 386 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,410 No luck, then? 387 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,408 And I make a very good cup of coffee. 388 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:08,909 Why not? 389 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:59,190 - Hello, Tink. - Hi. 390 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,687 How are you? You're up early. 391 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,567 - It's twelve o'clock. - Yeah, I know. 392 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,677 But twelve o'clock's the crack of dawn Sunday, isn't it? 393 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,471 You know, I may have to work, but you could be in bed 394 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,487 educating yourself with the Sunday newspapers. 395 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,946 Oh yeah? 396 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,115 How's Sonia? 397 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:20,375 - She's all right, Tink. - What's up, then? 398 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:23,836 She's pregnant. 399 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,631 She's in the family way, Tink. 400 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,422 Oh! 401 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,850 You nit. 402 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,603 You bloody nit. 403 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:41,103 What the hell do you want to go and do something like that for? 404 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,310 Well, I didn't want to go and do it, you fool. 405 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,438 - It just happened. - Just happened! Hah! 406 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,989 I suppose you weren't even there. 407 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,319 Has she been out with other men? 408 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,737 Now wait a minute, look... 409 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,741 Well, you don't want to pay for something you didn't buy, do you? 410 00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,125 No, she hasn't. 411 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,913 Well, she'll have to get rid of it, won't she? 412 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,216 - I don't think we'd... - Don't think. Tell her. 413 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,341 You won't, though, will you? 414 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,048 I can tell by the dim expression on your face 415 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,662 you're going to end up in some ugly little bungalow 416 00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,723 full of three ply furniture. 417 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,855 And four square feet of lawn to mow every Saturday morning. 418 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,141 Aren't you? 419 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:27,567 Oh, Miss, do you sell pots of meat paste? 420 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:28,942 No, I'm sorry. 421 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,649 Well, have you got owt like that? 422 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:31,950 No, only sandwiches. 423 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:34,653 Oh, give us a couple of bottles of pop then, 424 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,659 and a stick of rock for the kids. 425 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,416 We can always get meat paste in Skegness, you know. 426 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,253 What are you going to do, then? 427 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,833 I'm fond of her, Tink. 428 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,509 But you hadn't planned on marrying her? 429 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,181 No. 430 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:55,222 There you are, then. 431 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:59,098 Well, what am I going to do, Tink? 432 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,814 I'll get you an address. 433 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,353 Suzy's got one. 434 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,102 And you make her go to it. 435 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:10,939 Hello, Sonia. 436 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,116 Hello, Sonia, how are you? 437 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:14,534 Fine, thanks. 438 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,955 Well, I suppose better be going, eh? 439 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:22,455 Yes. We said we'd be there to look at the flat at one. 440 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,164 Looking at a flat, are you? 441 00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:26,587 Yeah, well I've got to move out of my place, see? 442 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,123 I thought for a moment you were setting up home together. 443 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,921 Yeah, well, er... see you then, eh? 444 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:38,975 Yeah. Oh and I'll give you that, er... that address? 445 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,727 Yeah, okay. See ya. 446 00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:47,980 Suzy! 447 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:54,257 Write down the name of that doctor you went to, darling, will you? 448 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,075 Oh, it's not for me. 449 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,403 Well, I didn't think it would be. 450 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,659 - Sonia? - Yeah. 451 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,160 Oh, God. 452 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,701 You know, I don't know why I work my head to the bone 453 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:06,502 just to get her out of trouble. 454 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,213 She obviously doesn't approve of me. 455 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,875 And if she marries him in six months' time, 456 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,710 he won't approve of me, either. 457 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,928 Is that why you want the address? 458 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,215 I've got a heart of gold, baby. 459 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:21,676 Darling, if you had a heart of gold, you'd have sold it years ago. 460 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:24,513 Talking about hearts of gold, how's that boyfriend of yours? 461 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,514 What are you looking for, the father image? 462 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,395 Well, I saw you chatting up his daughter. 463 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,772 What are you looking for, a sex substitute? 464 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,399 Touché. 465 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:34,481 Well, at least he's rich. 466 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:36,528 That's what we're here for, isn't it? 467 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,655 Take what we can from the visitors. 468 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:41,655 Gather nuts against a hard winter. 469 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,951 Well, I must go up to the better class of beach. 470 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,544 See ya. 471 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:56,511 He looks happy. What's been going on? 472 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,713 We're all happy, aren't we? 473 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:00,389 I thought you knew that. 474 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,624 Hi. Where's your tranny? 475 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:36,380 - My what? - Your tranny. 476 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:39,554 Don't tell me you've been on the beach without your transistor radio set. 477 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,098 Oh ho ho! It's not the done thing, you know, madam. 478 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:43,550 I'm sorry. 479 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,636 I'm afraid you'll never qualify as a grockle. 480 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,516 - What's a grockle? - Ssh! 481 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,848 They're very easily upset. 482 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,046 What happens to these places in the winter? 483 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,544 They close down. 484 00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:22,305 What happens to you in the winter? 485 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,015 I close down too, don't I? 486 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,937 You don't come from round here, do you? 487 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:37,278 No, I came down a couple of years ago to do summer work. 488 00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:38,772 Taking beach photographs. 489 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,400 I stayed on. 490 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:44,118 What do you do in the winter? 491 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,074 Photographs... 492 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:46,999 dinners... 493 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,240 dances... 494 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,909 You know, Mr Smith talking to Mrs Jones, 495 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:54,246 Mr Jones talking to the pretty little typist from the office. 496 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,667 'Course, there's always the Club, if things get bad. 497 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:00,592 Hmm? 498 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,013 The labour exchange. 499 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:06,258 But then, girls that drive around in Buick Rivieras 500 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,191 wouldn't have much to do with them, would they? 501 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,220 - They can please themselves. - Yeah. 502 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:11,850 Yeah, that's a fact of life, isn't it? 503 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:14,565 Girls in Buick Rivieras can please themselves. 504 00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,402 - Don't you? - Don't I what? 505 00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:19,820 Please yourself. 506 00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:22,695 I thought the system worked it all out for you. 507 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,116 How did you hear about that? 508 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,240 Oh, someone told me. A girl. 509 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,696 How did she know? 510 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:30,122 Oh, quite a lot of people seem to know. 511 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,209 Aha! 512 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,084 So you have been discussing me. 513 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,499 - Have I? - Well how else would it come up? 514 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,205 Tell me, did she know me? 515 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,291 She knew you organised it. 516 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,509 Makes me sound like a gangster. 517 00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:43,086 Aren't you? 518 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,684 That'll teach you to talk about me! 519 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:56,566 You look like a little girl eating that. 520 00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:58,521 How old are you, anyway? 521 00:28:58,612 --> 00:28:59,853 Twenty. 522 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:02,860 - You? - Twenty-three... or so. 523 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:05,442 - Or so? - Or so. 524 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,699 What do you do when you've trapped them? 525 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:11,076 - Who? - The girls you collect through the system. 526 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,782 That depends. 527 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,251 Are you setting a trap for me? 528 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:17,086 Of course. 529 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:20,381 And are you going to ask me back to your room? 530 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,087 Yes. 531 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:23,630 I see. 532 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,344 And are you going to come? 533 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:27,262 Of course. 534 00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:38,649 Did you take all these? 535 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,019 Yes, most of them. 536 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,651 And? 537 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:50,246 And? 538 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,741 I'm in your room. 539 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,365 Yes. 540 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,039 Yes, well, er... would you like a drink? 541 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:00,747 Oh. 542 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:02,923 I didn't want one, thanks. 543 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,172 It's just as well, isn't it? 544 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,302 I'm sorry. Doesn't matter. 545 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:13,760 I bet it doesn't happen when you visit your boyfriend's flats in London. 546 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:16,141 Never mind, I think I like this better. 547 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,480 Really? 548 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,057 Was it just a novelty for you? 549 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,310 No, I like it. 550 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:23,486 You got any coffee? 551 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:25,780 Yeah, on the, um... 552 00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,277 on the table there. 553 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,072 Why have you got this? 554 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,455 Oh, I used it once in some photographs. 555 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,453 Those two on the wall. 556 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,500 Did you hope I'd go to bed with you? 557 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,793 It's always possible, isn't it? 558 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:45,625 Oh, yes, it's always possible. 559 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,335 And are you going to? 560 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,971 - No, I don't think so. - Why not? 561 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:53,929 Don't think I want to. 562 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,718 But tomorrow you might? 563 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,312 Are you a virgin? 564 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,815 No. 565 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:03,897 Did you think I was? 566 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:05,903 I hadn't thought about it. 567 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:09,649 Then why did you ask me if I was virtuous the other night? 568 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,613 I wanted to see what you'd say. 569 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,343 What the hell do you want? 570 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,670 Oh, sorry, er... 571 00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,130 we just dropped by. 572 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:33,840 This is, er... 573 00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:36,726 Well, be seeing you then. 574 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,105 With, or without? 575 00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:47,862 Without. 576 00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:51,358 It isn't going very well, is it? 577 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,033 What isn't? 578 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:54,618 My seduction. 579 00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:57,201 I suppose that's what it looked like. 580 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,457 Isn't that what it was? 581 00:32:01,545 --> 00:32:03,753 Well, it didn't look much like it to me. 582 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,296 Did you know that a scientist has said 583 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:09,418 that sex is possibly only an electromagnetic phenomenon? 584 00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:11,628 It could be worked out mathematically. 585 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:13,303 Sounds a lot of fun. 586 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,519 So if anything had happened 587 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:23,848 it might only have been because of an electromagnetic formula. 588 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,943 Maybe I should put another shilling in the meter, hmm? 589 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:32,820 - Tell me, what do you do for a living? - I'm a model. 590 00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:35,242 - With or without? - With. 591 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:38,363 Why have you got this? 592 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,751 There was some trouble once. 593 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,708 Careful, it's loaded. 594 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,136 What do you want me to do, tell you I love you? 595 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,051 No, you don't have to do that. 596 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,511 You don't usually. 597 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:03,895 Do you? 598 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:06,775 No. 599 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:09,894 Then you mustn't make an exception in my case. 600 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:13,947 Tell me, why did you ask me up here, 601 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,617 when there are so many other girls more certain? 602 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:20,242 Because I wanted to drive the Buick Riviera. 603 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,787 I'll bring it round for you. 604 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,727 Now you can see what we're doing, ladies and gentlemen. 605 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:45,555 We're not selling you these goods, we're giving 'em to you. 606 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:46,771 It's all advertising. 607 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,941 And now, to show you how generous we are, 608 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,690 I'm going to give away some of these magnificent... 609 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:54,425 Wait till he gets to the cutlery with the blades soldered to the handles. 610 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,449 It's the best part. 611 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,358 ...and you could do with one. You, sir! 612 00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:58,818 A comb for you, sir? 613 00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:00,348 Save it for the suckers. 614 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:01,829 Well, you can please yourself, 615 00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:06,330 but I can assure you all that no-one will go away from this stall dissatisfied. 616 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,955 The fair come here every year? 617 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,207 Yeah, it's traditional. 618 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,710 The end of the fair marks the end of the season. 619 00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:14,128 Look, boys, why don't you go and play somewhere else 620 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,131 and leave some room for the customers, eh? 621 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:18,178 - What's that? - Forget it. 622 00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:20,431 It isn't a matter of principle, it's petty larceny. 623 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:22,349 Anyway, I've got to work. 624 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:28,853 So along came a blackbird and pecked off her nose. 625 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:44,079 Ah, there you are, Taylor. 626 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,456 You been taking time off again? 627 00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:47,750 Not particularly. 628 00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:51,796 Oh, now, Taylor, we work on an individual average 629 00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:53,873 of two hundred and fifty a day here. 630 00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:56,254 You've only been bringing in one hundred and thirty-five. 631 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:59,337 Average, that is. One hundred and thirty-five. 632 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,492 They don't all want their photographs taken, do they? 633 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,508 We make memories here, Taylor. 634 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,431 That's our stock in trade: memories. 635 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:09,430 Things to look back on in the long winter evening. 636 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:11,186 That's what we're here for. 637 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,609 I thought for a moment we were in it for the money. 638 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:18,280 Well, you're not in it for the money, are you? 639 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,737 Your commission's gone down a bit too, hasn't it? 640 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,989 Oh, I'll take it in memories, Mr Larsey. 641 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:26,350 I'll sit through the long winter evenings remembering what money used to look like. 642 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:28,240 Yes, I expect you will. 643 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:30,952 Remembering how you used to make a hundred pounds a day. 644 00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:33,880 It's happy thoughts like those, Mr Larsey, that keep me going. 645 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,693 You'll need something like that to keep you going 646 00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:37,208 if I give you the sack, won't you? 647 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,339 Er... take these upstairs, will you, dear? 648 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,386 I don't think you'll give me the sack, Mr Larsey. 649 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:44,932 The season's almost over, and you won't be able to get anyone to replace me. 650 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,163 Besides, there are all those holiday-makers wandering around 651 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,248 with their wallets full of happy memories, aren't they? 652 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,889 You do wrong to mock, son. It's a short season. 653 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:55,772 If you don't make it when you can, you spend your winter living on credit. 654 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:59,860 Now, I spend my winter in Las Palmas. 655 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:02,233 Where do you spend yours? 656 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:05,237 Oh, I usually go for winter sports at the National Assistance Board. 657 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,743 You meet such a nice class of people there. 658 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,624 And another thing. Now that the fair's arrived, 659 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,916 the place'll be full of unlicensed itinerant photographers. 660 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,416 If you let them get on your pitch, 661 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,341 there won't be any commission at all for you, now will there? 662 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,133 They won't get on my pitch. 663 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,220 And remember, 664 00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:24,468 if your camera gets damaged, you pay for it. 665 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,678 And do try and pull your socks up. 666 00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,018 We all have our duty to society. 667 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:32,059 If your average doesn't go up a bit, I shall have to reconsider 668 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:34,474 whether or not we take you on again next year. 669 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:38,106 - Oh, but Mr... - Oh... I owe it to myself. 670 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:41,655 Yes, you do, Mr Larsey. Yes, you do. 671 00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:44,358 Well, er... thank you, Mr Larsey. 672 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:45,993 Thank you. 673 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,783 Oh, that's all right, son. 674 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:58,463 ♪ Just take a look at her, lookin' so pretty 675 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:01,876 ♪ Smilin' at a picture of her favourite star 676 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,672 ♪ Don't look much but he's worth about a million, and 677 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,428 ♪ He's leanin' out the window of a Cadillac car 678 00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:11,477 ♪ She's in love with a teenage idol 679 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,180 ♪ Yes she is 680 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:18,734 ♪ I still remember when I took her to a show 681 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:22,109 ♪ We sat holding hands in the very last row 682 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:25,612 ♪ Star came on, and she jumped up out her seat and when... ♪ 683 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:27,777 - Look after this, Harry, will you? - Yeah. 684 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:29,911 - Big night? - Yeah. 685 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,455 ♪... with a teenage idol 686 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,659 ♪ Yes she is ♪ 687 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:36,452 Where have you been, Tink? 688 00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:40,085 I was having a little business conference with my Board of Directors, actually. 689 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:41,882 - You remember Helga? - Yeah, how are you? 690 00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:44,676 I'm well, thank you. Are you well, too? 691 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:50,387 You're in, Tinker. She fancies you. 692 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:52,594 - Great. - He's got a millionaire's daughter. 693 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,638 - Have you trapped her yet? - Yeah, I reckon. 694 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:58,061 Last affair of the season. Could be significant. 695 00:37:58,735 --> 00:37:59,942 So where is she tonight? 696 00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:01,109 What's it to me? 697 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,780 Come and have a dance. 698 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:07,574 ♪ Drive you off to Paradise and you can be my bride 699 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:10,448 ♪ She's in love with a teenage idol 700 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,655 - ♪ Yes she is... ♪ - Who's he? 701 00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:14,536 Mr Cavern give him the okay? 702 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,707 Search me. 703 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,786 Give me the camera, will you? 704 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,876 - I'll see you. - Yeah. 705 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,633 Busy little man. 706 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,427 You working here now? 707 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,134 Well, it looks like it, doesn't it? 708 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:34,385 Got a licence? 709 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:37,017 - 'Course I've got a licence. - Can I see it? 710 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:40,558 It's at home. 711 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,567 Where's home? Darlington? 712 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:44,353 No, Huddersfield. 713 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,323 Come on, out. 714 00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:49,076 There's a concession on this pitch, and it's mine. 715 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,742 I'll wait till I'm told to get out 716 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,491 by someone who can make it stick, sonny! 717 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:55,831 And you think I can't? 718 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,747 Well, that's your problem, isn't it? 719 00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,628 Well, as you say, friend. 720 00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:31,971 - Come on, get up. - Move aside, please. 721 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:34,738 Stand aside. Let me get through. Please, if you don't mind. 722 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,114 What's happening here? 723 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,727 There's a man here on his way to Huddersfield to get his licence. 724 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,083 He's forgotten his camera. 725 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,589 Any more fighting and I'll take away your licence. 726 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,463 Well, thanks lots. 727 00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:51,212 I'll have no more trouble from you. If you've got any complaints, 728 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,033 you put them through the proper channels. You understand? 729 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,219 Come on, you, out! 730 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:10,439 - Here's your camera. - No, thanks. 731 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,538 Do you come here often? 732 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:23,748 Hmm? 733 00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:27,047 I said, do you come here often? 734 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,750 Oh, no, it's me first time. 735 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,506 I only came down Monday. 736 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,964 - Down with the family? - Oh, no, I'm on me own. First time. 737 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:37,300 Me Mum didn't like it, 738 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:39,476 but I said, "Well, I'm not a kid, Mum." 739 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:41,724 I mean, what harm can come to me? 740 00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:43,851 Yes, what harm can come to you down here? 741 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,023 Are you enjoying it? 742 00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:47,017 Mmm. 743 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,227 It's lovely. 744 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:50,483 Yeah, it's all lovely, isn't it? 745 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,444 What's your name, love? 746 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:56,865 - Oh, Lorna. - Lorna? Oh, nice. 747 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:58,287 Dance? 748 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,448 I don't mind if I do. 749 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,711 ♪ We're gonna fly now 750 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,418 ♪ Over to Skye now 751 00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:11,709 ♪ Come fly with me 752 00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:13,923 ♪ Over the sea 753 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,513 ♪ Hoots mon, there's a moose loose 754 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:19,387 ♪ Somewhere in this hoose hoose 755 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,469 ♪ Head over to Skye 756 00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:27,938 ♪ I wanna fly over the sea to Skye ♪ 757 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,436 You ought to get this place cleaned up. 758 00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:32,487 Oh, I give it a brush out every week or so. 759 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:35,407 Oh, you shouldn't let places get too untidy 760 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,735 or it makes it all the more difficult for you in the end. 761 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,365 That's what my Mum says. 762 00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:41,196 "Clean as you go, cuts down the work." 763 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,247 Your Mum's a bit of a philosopher, isn't she? 764 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,371 Oh, she's not so bad. 765 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:48,750 She just thinks that it's best to learn these things now. 766 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,173 Then it's not so hard when you get married. 767 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,127 I don't know whether to get married when I'm nineteen 768 00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:57,804 or wait till I'm twenty. What do you think? 769 00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,548 What did you say? 770 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,176 Whether to wait till I'm twenty before I get married. 771 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:05,062 - Who to? - Oh, anybody. 772 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,974 You mean you're going to get married just to anybody? 773 00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:11,310 Oh, no. 774 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:14,654 You know, whoever it is. 775 00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:15,818 Oh. 776 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:17,524 Well, I should wait till you're twenty. 777 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,985 It'll give you more time to cut down on the woe. 778 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,245 - Tinker... - Mmm? 779 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,957 You do love me, don't you? 780 00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:35,341 I tell you what I could do. 781 00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:37,753 I could come and clean for you, 782 00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:39,742 and I could cook some of your meals. 783 00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:41,766 That would save you having to eat out, wouldn't it? 784 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,804 You know, I bet if I tried, 785 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,228 I could stay here and get a job... 786 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:49,022 and I wouldn't have to go back at all. 787 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,016 You could get a telly. 788 00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:52,646 We could watch it in the evenings. 789 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:55,107 You been listening to this? 790 00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:56,905 - What? - This. 791 00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:58,816 It's music. 792 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:01,243 That's what they write music for. 793 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,242 You can't eat it. You can't smell it. 794 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:07,575 All you can do with it is to, er... listen to it. 795 00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:10,035 Oh, I didn't even know it was on. 796 00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:12,163 No. 797 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,963 Do you know it's quite possible that sex is merely 798 00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:19,045 an electromagnetic phenomenon? 799 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:20,180 What? 800 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,303 That it's very likely that it has nothing to do with our ideas of 801 00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:26,806 love or romance, or anything like that. 802 00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:30,681 Get out. 803 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,527 Who says so? 804 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:37,813 A scientist. 805 00:43:39,534 --> 00:43:42,117 Ooh, you don't half make everything sound dirty. 806 00:43:43,538 --> 00:43:45,370 Tell me Lorna, have I ever... 807 00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:46,997 brought you up here before? 808 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:48,583 Me? 809 00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:50,243 That's funny. 810 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:54,042 I had the feeling you'd been up here before. 811 00:43:54,215 --> 00:43:55,751 Thousands of times. 812 00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:59,717 Thousands and thousands and thousands of times. 813 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:02,591 Well, I... 814 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,799 Look, Lorna, I've got to go out. 815 00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:07,054 I've got to see a man. 816 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:09,644 Oh, I'll come with you. 817 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,221 Well, yes, but, um... 818 00:44:12,108 --> 00:44:13,849 Well, it's private business. 819 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,277 Look, why don't you go back to the boarding house? 820 00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:19,480 They might have television on. 821 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:22,695 I... I'll see you tomorrow. 822 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:25,243 - All right. - I've got a radio. We could go on the beach. 823 00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:27,286 - Great. - Where shall I see you? 824 00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:31,242 Um... outside the Pavilion? Twelve o'clock? 825 00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:34,249 You do love me, don't you? 826 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:35,624 Yes, of course I do. 827 00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:37,422 - Certain sure? - Certain sure. 828 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,625 - Till the day you die? - Till the day I die. 829 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,553 - Bye bye. - Bye bye. 830 00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:45,135 - It was wonderful, Tinker. - Oh, good, good. 831 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:47,181 - Bye bye. - Bye bye. 832 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:49,388 - Bye. - Bye. 833 00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:52,729 - Bye. - Bye. 834 00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:58,690 Oh, God. 835 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:21,420 Hi. 836 00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:23,468 I thought you'd forgotten. 837 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,420 I couldn't get away yesterday. 838 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:27,114 I suppose you were tied up with all those 839 00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:28,719 eligible young men in blue blazers. 840 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:29,809 Yes. 841 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:30,954 I wished you'd been with me last night. 842 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:32,581 You would have saved me from a terrible experience. 843 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:34,141 - That girl? - Oh, you saw her? 844 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,019 Mmm. I thought she looked quite pretty. 845 00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:39,351 You know, I've come to the conclusion I never make the same mistake twice. 846 00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:40,731 I make it hundreds of times. 847 00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:42,153 Where do you want to go? 848 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,356 Where you like. 849 00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:46,108 - I've got the car for the whole day. - All right. 850 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:56,542 - Hi. - Hi. 851 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:58,833 Got a good price for your old car? 852 00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:01,210 Three rounds of ham, love, please. 853 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,791 There's no ham left. 854 00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:05,047 What do you mean, left? It's only half past ten. 855 00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:06,378 Chicken, then. 856 00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:08,262 - There's no chicken. - No chicken? 857 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:12,472 - How many? - Three. And a packet of crisps. 858 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:13,684 Tink? 859 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,436 'Ere, do you want 'em in a bag? 860 00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:17,480 No, darling, put them in a brassbound tea chest 861 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:19,182 and I'll send the porter round for them. 862 00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:20,980 I'm only asking, aren't I? 863 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:25,359 - Tink? - Oh, yeah, here it is. 864 00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:29,743 - No. - What do you mean, no? 865 00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:31,365 Six and six. 866 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:32,533 Six and six? 867 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:34,785 - Darling, I'm a resident. - So am I. 868 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,366 Here, take that. 869 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,773 Look, Sammy, can you be outside the Pavilion, twelve o'clock? 870 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,504 Yes, I suppose so. Why? 871 00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:43,193 There'll be a finch there. Her name's Lorna. 872 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,583 I don't lose my go on the system? 873 00:46:44,677 --> 00:46:46,168 Oh, no. She's a bonus. 874 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,763 Tink, look, can I see you somewhere tonight? 875 00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:52,262 - Somewhere quiet? - Sure, sure. 876 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:54,559 How about the bar of the Royalty Theatre? 877 00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:56,895 - Fine, what time? - Seven thirty? 878 00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,101 Okay. 879 00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:02,498 Nobody comes here because... 880 00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:05,171 nobody comes here. 881 00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:07,253 They can't bear to leave their transistors. 882 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,005 Come on, let's go for a swim. 883 00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:19,355 You were quick. 884 00:48:19,356 --> 00:48:21,142 You have your costume on underneath? 885 00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:23,147 I forgot to bring it. 886 00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:25,521 You're shocked! 887 00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:28,445 How marvellous. There's no-one about. 888 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:48,711 Do you like being a model? 889 00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:51,005 I like the freedom. 890 00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:54,133 Never knowing where you're going to be working next. 891 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:56,757 You don't like staying in one place? 892 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:59,184 Not for long. Do you? 893 00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:01,011 No. 894 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,226 We're pretty much the same, then, aren't we? 895 00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:06,061 What about marriage? 896 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,101 One day, I suppose. 897 00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:11,025 Haven't you ever been in love? 898 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:12,314 Yes. 899 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,816 When I was sixteen. 900 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:17,823 He was much older than me. 901 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:21,560 I was so much in love, that I couldn't believe 902 00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:23,701 I could go on living if he wasn't there. 903 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,878 It went on for a whole year. 904 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:28,872 What happened? 905 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:33,086 There just came a time when we never saw each other again. 906 00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:37,555 Now I can hardly remember what he looks like. 907 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:41,639 What if I was to ask you to marry me? 908 00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:42,806 Hmm. 909 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:45,013 You won't. 910 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:48,979 No. 911 00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:50,987 Come on. 912 00:50:08,964 --> 00:50:10,421 You'll kill yourself! 913 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,972 You might have broken your leg. 914 00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:26,472 What's that? 915 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:27,772 Used to be a village. 916 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:29,815 Come on, I'll show it to you. 917 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,126 There was a storm one night, years ago. 918 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:49,961 All got washed away. 919 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,006 - What happened to all the people? - Oh, they got out in time. 920 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,090 They went to live somewhere else. 921 00:51:14,446 --> 00:51:16,028 Seems strange, doesn't it? 922 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:18,941 All so simple, so explainable. 923 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:22,194 Yet it's as if one can't really understand it at all. 924 00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:24,621 I come here a lot to take photographs. 925 00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:30,703 That one looks as if it's still lived in. 926 00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:33,706 Yeah, somebody did it up once to let off. 927 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,041 - I know how to get in. - No, we can't. 928 00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:38,627 Come on, you can see what it used to look like. 929 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:49,016 Come in. 930 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:56,106 - Are you cold? - No. 931 00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:59,239 No, it's just that it's all so dead. 932 00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:05,078 - It's only a motorbike. - It frightened me. 933 00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:21,802 Come on, let's see what else there is. 934 00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:25,723 Let's have a look round. 935 00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:40,317 Why do you stay down here? 936 00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:42,727 I'd have thought you'd have gone somewhere bigger long ago. 937 00:52:42,785 --> 00:52:45,243 - Do you like it here? - No. 938 00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:46,744 No, not particularly. 939 00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:48,246 Then why stay? 940 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:51,916 Perhaps I'm a little nervous of going anywhere bigger. 941 00:52:52,044 --> 00:52:54,036 You're a very honest person, aren't you? 942 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,421 Think I'll go up to London to live. 943 00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,044 Try and make a go of it there. 944 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:01,125 Why don't you like it down here? 945 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:02,756 I don't know. 946 00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:05,547 All this bit about the season. 947 00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:08,175 Just four months to make all you can, or die. 948 00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:12,099 Nobody bothers to stop and see what should be done for the best, 949 00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:14,314 only what should be done for more. 950 00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:16,774 Isn't that the same everywhere? 951 00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:19,982 Perhaps that's why I stay here. 952 00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:22,318 Where it only happens for four months. 953 00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:24,803 You know I could be down here another ten years 954 00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:26,693 before I met somebody like you. 955 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:28,913 Honest Injun. 956 00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:31,456 Oh, Tinker, 957 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:33,624 I should have thought you'd have been smarter 958 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:36,294 than to have got involved in holiday love affairs by now. 959 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:38,004 I've never had one. 960 00:53:39,758 --> 00:53:41,499 Not a holiday love affair. 961 00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:44,673 Honest Injun. 962 00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:01,561 I love... 963 00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:06,574 It isn't expected of you. 964 00:54:06,702 --> 00:54:10,036 I wasn't going to say it because it was expected of me. 965 00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:12,409 Even so, don't say it. 966 00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:16,872 Let's go for a last swim. 967 00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:38,389 Here, hope my wife's not here today. 968 00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:40,100 She thinks I've got a respectable job. 969 00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:42,403 Yeah, but my wife... 970 00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:44,195 You take my wife... 971 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:46,068 and I wish you would, I've had enough of her. 972 00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:47,899 But she's gone onto a diet 973 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,447 She eats nothing but coconuts and bananas. 974 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:52,278 Coconuts and bananas! 975 00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:53,658 She doesn't get any thinner, 976 00:54:53,749 --> 00:54:55,160 but boy, can she climb trees. 977 00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:58,789 Here, have I told you the one about... 978 00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:00,495 Hello, Ella. 979 00:55:00,589 --> 00:55:02,797 Ella's husband's the star of the show. 980 00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:05,500 Come on, we can watch it from over here. 981 00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:07,335 Hello, Nidge. 982 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,741 ...and there's this little man with the Woolworths outfit, 983 00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:12,678 still swimming up and down, the ping-pong ball going up and down. 984 00:55:12,768 --> 00:55:15,371 See, gets very annoyed because he spent a lot of money on this equipment. 985 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:17,682 So he goes right down to the bottom of the sea bed. 986 00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:21,141 And he looks round, and there's this little man with a ping-pong ball 987 00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:23,443 with a snorkel outfit still swimming along behind him. 988 00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:26,021 So he gets out his underwater slate and his underwater pencil. 989 00:55:26,114 --> 00:55:27,400 He writes on the slate: 990 00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:29,824 "Tell me how do you manage to swim at such great depths 991 00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:31,909 "with such inexpensive equipment?" 992 00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:34,487 So the man snatches the slate from him and writes: 993 00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:36,914 "Who's swimming? I'm drowning!" 994 00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:42,587 And who better to drown with... 995 00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,835 than The Sabres! 996 00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:57,435 - Hi, Ella. - Do you see that friend of yours? 997 00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,728 No, that other one. Willy. 998 00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:01,727 - Said it was urgent. - Thanks. 999 00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:09,735 All right, what have you done this time? 1000 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,860 Just wanted to ask if you'd come to the wedding on Saturday. 1001 00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:16,829 Wondered if you'd be best man. 1002 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:18,907 So it's goodbye Nidge. 1003 00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:21,576 Oh, I don't know. 1004 00:56:21,670 --> 00:56:24,037 I think I'll rather enjoy being married. 1005 00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:28,462 - There's a cold winter coming. - And a warm summer to follow. Hmm? 1006 00:56:28,594 --> 00:56:31,507 Yeah, it's got to come to an end sometime, hasn't it? 1007 00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:33,595 Every night, the same old thing. 1008 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:36,178 Where's it all going on? 1009 00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:37,808 Where are we going tonight? 1010 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:39,261 It's all happening. 1011 00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:42,522 We could hang about the Prom forever, couldn't we? 1012 00:56:42,691 --> 00:56:44,148 Waiting for the summer. 1013 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:46,021 Waiting for the girls to arrive. 1014 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,358 You've developed into a bit of a homespun philosopher, haven't you, eh? 1015 00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:55,326 Willy tells me that you're gone on that girl Nicola. 1016 00:56:57,039 --> 00:56:58,075 Are you? 1017 00:56:58,206 --> 00:57:00,789 Oh, come on! Just because you're an old married man. 1018 00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:03,785 Tell you what I'll do. 1019 00:57:03,879 --> 00:57:05,495 I'll be best man to you this time. 1020 00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:08,502 Just so long as you don't ask me to do it again. Okay? 1021 00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:11,675 - Thanks, Tink. - You'll need support. 1022 00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:18,015 Hey, Tinker. Where's it all going on tonight? 1023 00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:20,388 It's all going on somewhere, darling. 1024 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,386 All you've got to do is find it. 1025 00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:26,502 - Seen Tinker? - He went along about ten minutes ago. 1026 00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:28,939 Said he was going to the theatre to pick up his camera. 1027 00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:31,817 Hop in, we're all going to find him. 1028 00:57:31,907 --> 00:57:34,570 Okay, come on, everyone. Hold tight. Right, let's go. 1029 00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:45,418 Hello, sonny. 1030 00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:57,714 Got a nice face. 1031 00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:59,891 I like a boy with a nice face. 1032 00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:14,711 No! 1033 00:59:18,513 --> 00:59:20,550 Any sharks in there? 1034 00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:28,061 Always there when they're wanted. 1035 00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:29,601 All right, what's this, then? 1036 00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:31,557 We were set upon by some rough men. 1037 00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:33,129 Oh, yeah? Do you want to lay a charge? 1038 00:59:33,153 --> 00:59:35,019 - What's the point? - Now look, I warn you lot. 1039 00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:38,151 - You cause more disturbances... - We didn't cause any disturbance. 1040 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:39,444 Yeah, so you were saying. 1041 00:59:39,534 --> 00:59:43,073 But you cause any more, and we'll have you inside. All of you. 1042 00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:46,739 Thanks, you did well. 1043 00:59:51,171 --> 00:59:53,458 Bang goes winter in Las Palmas. 1044 01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:06,304 You'll have to pay for it. 1045 01:00:07,187 --> 01:00:09,987 Look, it happened because some outside photographer tried to muscle in. 1046 01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:12,265 It's your job to keep your pitch clear. 1047 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,107 Where do your responsibilities start? 1048 01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:15,730 The other side of the profit margin? 1049 01:00:15,821 --> 01:00:18,029 My responsibilities are here. 1050 01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:19,572 Send this by post, will you, dear? 1051 01:00:19,658 --> 01:00:22,492 When's the last time somebody threw a bottle at you in here? 1052 01:00:22,577 --> 01:00:24,660 Oh, talk sense, lad. Some of us are good at one job, 1053 01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:27,072 - and some of us are organisers. - Organisers? 1054 01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:29,787 Look, I don't have to justify my position to you. 1055 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:32,289 I've got myjob to do, and I do it well. 1056 01:00:32,379 --> 01:00:34,086 And another thing, 1057 01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:38,045 next year, you'd better look around for another place. 1058 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:39,717 Maybe I won't be here next year. 1059 01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:41,669 You'll be here next year. 1060 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:44,005 You lot always are. 1061 01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:45,510 Drifters. 1062 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:50,436 Drifters... Drifters... Drifters... 1063 01:00:52,274 --> 01:00:53,640 Hello, Suzy. 1064 01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:55,065 Hello. 1065 01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:58,319 Oh, this is Tinker. I mean, Steven Taylor. 1066 01:00:58,405 --> 01:00:59,521 Hello. 1067 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:03,525 You enjoying chatting up my girlfriend? 1068 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:04,952 Oh, yes, of course. 1069 01:01:04,953 --> 01:01:08,321 You're the young man who's been seeing so much of my daughter. 1070 01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:11,244 Nicola told me about you. 1071 01:01:12,794 --> 01:01:14,751 I've got to get back in a minute. 1072 01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:17,797 - Yes, of course. Could I have my bill please? - Certainly, sir. 1073 01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:18,883 Thank you. 1074 01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:20,587 I wish I had a way with waiters. 1075 01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:21,967 Bye, Tinker. 1076 01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:24,340 Treat them like human beings. 1077 01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:29,509 - I'll see you tomorrow. - All right, fine. 1078 01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:35,431 Would you like to come up to the house and have a drink? 1079 01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:38,233 You have a way with human beings, too, don't you? 1080 01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:47,072 Why are you setting out to shock me? 1081 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:50,071 - Is that what I'm doing? - I think so. 1082 01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:53,036 What would you say if I said I wanted to marry your daughter? 1083 01:01:53,168 --> 01:01:56,582 I would say, "I think that would be extremely unlikely." 1084 01:01:56,838 --> 01:01:59,205 She'd be a bit short of Buick Rivieras. 1085 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:01,424 Oh, that isn't very important. 1086 01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:03,626 What Nicola has been accustomed to 1087 01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:05,298 is that she can do as she likes. 1088 01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:07,846 Most young women have that freedom these days. 1089 01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:09,765 They don't like to give it up too soon 1090 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:11,934 for something as medieval as marriage. 1091 01:02:13,855 --> 01:02:16,768 - But they do, don't they? - Oh, yes. 1092 01:02:16,942 --> 01:02:18,808 Women always want the best of both worlds. 1093 01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,814 It comes of having no morals. 1094 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:23,654 It's men who invent morals and they impose them on women. 1095 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:26,107 It's very hard on them. 1096 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:30,028 Tell me, do you think you'll marry Nicola? 1097 01:02:31,164 --> 01:02:33,747 I don't suppose she wants to get married. 1098 01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:35,332 Not sure I do either. 1099 01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:37,331 The dilemma of youth in a nutshell. 1100 01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:46,044 I suppose these days one doesn't have to grind the face of the poor, 1101 01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:47,753 One just... 1102 01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:49,885 waterskis over the top of them. 1103 01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:52,843 Hello. I didn't know you were coming. 1104 01:02:53,019 --> 01:02:54,305 Well, did you have a good swim? 1105 01:02:54,396 --> 01:02:56,556 No, we weren't swimming, actually. We were waterskiing. 1106 01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:58,981 Does that mean you never fall in, actually? 1107 01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:01,313 Seldom. 1108 01:03:01,444 --> 01:03:04,061 Yes, well, there's some cold beer in the house. 1109 01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:07,323 Do you mean to say you live here even in the winter? 1110 01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:10,033 That is why they built the houses. 1111 01:03:10,537 --> 01:03:13,245 Ah! The beautiful Nicola and the lovely Sylvie. 1112 01:03:13,331 --> 01:03:15,618 Darlings, come and talk to us. We're bereft. 1113 01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:18,354 - Something must be done. - You're absolutely right, but what? 1114 01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:21,712 - Have you seen any good plays lately? - No, darling, I don't play. 1115 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,957 Is anyone for tennis? 1116 01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:26,550 Oh! You play, do you? 1117 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:27,877 Yes. 1118 01:03:28,013 --> 01:03:29,845 Yes, as a matter of fact I do. 1119 01:03:31,099 --> 01:03:32,681 We must have a game sometime. 1120 01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:35,092 That'll be absolutely darling. 1121 01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:37,644 What was all that about? 1122 01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:40,014 He really is the most extraordinary fellow! 1123 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:52,072 Haven't you read How to Win Friends and Influence People? 1124 01:03:52,203 --> 01:03:54,115 No, I couldn't get past the first chapter. 1125 01:03:57,459 --> 01:03:58,620 Oh, I'm sorry. 1126 01:04:00,879 --> 01:04:03,462 It's just that they... they irritate me. 1127 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:06,916 They seem to know instinctively what kind of person you are. 1128 01:04:07,302 --> 01:04:09,464 I don't seem to be able to get anywhere near you. 1129 01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:10,761 I thought you were the one 1130 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:13,715 who took what you wanted and didn't get involved? 1131 01:04:14,934 --> 01:04:16,425 What's all this? 1132 01:04:18,146 --> 01:04:20,809 You did say a game of tennis would be absolutely darling. 1133 01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:24,691 - Now? - Why not? 1134 01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,255 - Ivor... - Ssh, darling. 1135 01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:28,942 You're interrupting a great psychological moment. 1136 01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:32,950 Changed your mind? 1137 01:04:33,745 --> 01:04:36,158 No, me old mate, I'm a man of iron. 1138 01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:38,580 Thank you. 1139 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,495 After you. 1140 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,881 - Right, you call. - Tails. 1141 01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:50,171 What do you mean, tails? You call rough or smooth. 1142 01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:52,469 - Rough. - Well, it's smooth. 1143 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:55,514 - My service. - I'll take the Vauxhall Bridge end. 1144 01:05:03,942 --> 01:05:05,308 Are you ready? 1145 01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:10,153 Play. 1146 01:05:12,826 --> 01:05:14,317 Short side shot! 1147 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:16,653 You should hit it, not kick it! 1148 01:05:17,956 --> 01:05:19,197 Fifteen love. 1149 01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:35,053 No, no, no, other side, there's a good fellow. 1150 01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:40,768 - I say, old boy... - Yo heave ho! 1151 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:44,226 Yo heave ho! 1152 01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:54,482 Thirty love. 1153 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:03,828 Steady! 1154 01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:06,831 One, two, three, four! 1155 01:06:06,921 --> 01:06:09,504 Yes, he's coming up for more! 1156 01:06:13,928 --> 01:06:15,464 Forty love. 1157 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:20,094 What's that hole in the racket? 1158 01:06:20,185 --> 01:06:23,349 Whoa! He's scored a try. Well done! 1159 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,267 Game to Mr Simmons. 1160 01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:27,556 I thought you said you could play? 1161 01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:29,687 Well done, Ivor! That'll show these... 1162 01:06:29,777 --> 01:06:30,858 Great shot, Ivor. 1163 01:06:30,945 --> 01:06:33,028 You know, that bit when you slammed him in the face. 1164 01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:34,980 Bloody funny. He nearly cried, you know. 1165 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:37,862 I don't know where Nicola finds these strange creatures. 1166 01:06:40,747 --> 01:06:42,613 I ought to have picked badminton. 1167 01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:44,577 He's very good at that, too. 1168 01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:46,454 He would be. 1169 01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:49,044 You know, you people are unbeatable. 1170 01:06:49,130 --> 01:06:52,214 You always win on your level like I always win on mine. 1171 01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:57,127 I'll give you a lift back. 1172 01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:08,814 Have you got a boyfriend in London? 1173 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,141 Sort of. 1174 01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:12,768 Do you sleep with him? 1175 01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:14,274 Yes. 1176 01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:17,068 I see. 1177 01:07:18,117 --> 01:07:19,608 I don't expect you do. 1178 01:07:21,162 --> 01:07:22,824 Yes, I do. 1179 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,201 S Taylor. 1180 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:28,784 Well known holiday romance, now available for the summer season. 1181 01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:30,961 Dogs walked, 1182 01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:33,088 cars washed, 1183 01:07:34,342 --> 01:07:35,958 girlfriends comforted. 1184 01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:39,341 It's... it's over, really. 1185 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,674 Oh, God. 1186 01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:47,261 A whole evening wasted being angry. 1187 01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:50,973 Tell you what. 1188 01:07:51,234 --> 01:07:53,521 Come to a barbecue on Wilbury Beach tomorrow night. 1189 01:07:53,653 --> 01:07:57,067 - A friend of mine's getting married. - All right. I'll meet you there. 1190 01:07:57,198 --> 01:07:58,905 I don't know what time I can get away. 1191 01:07:58,992 --> 01:08:00,153 Okay. 1192 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:03,652 I'm glad he's not important to you. 1193 01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:05,328 I'll be coming up to London to live, 1194 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:07,156 so I shall be seeing quite a lot of you. 1195 01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:08,749 How wonderful. 1196 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:10,538 In two or three weeks. 1197 01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:12,753 Good. 1198 01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:14,163 Something wrong? 1199 01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:16,290 No, no, it'll be marvellous. 1200 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:20,507 - Well, I must go if I'm going. - You know something? 1201 01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:24,219 I've a funny feeling this isn't going to be as easy as it seems. 1202 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:26,216 Nonsense. 1203 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:30,141 Bye. 1204 01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:03,930 I now therefore propose a toast to the bride and groom. 1205 01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:07,095 The bride and groom! 1206 01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:17,227 And now, I should like to call on the best man 1207 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,358 to propose a toast to the bridesmaids. 1208 01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:28,203 Ladies and gentlemen. 1209 01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:31,289 Since there aren't any bridesmaids... 1210 01:09:31,459 --> 01:09:33,826 Marriage has always seemed to me rather like... 1211 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,960 like joining the public library, and then being told 1212 01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:38,172 you can only read one book for the rest of your life. 1213 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,543 I once read that Samuel Johnson said that: 1214 01:09:42,637 --> 01:09:46,256 "Much might be made of a Scotsman, if he was caught young enough." 1215 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:51,306 Nidge here isn't a Scotsman, but he's young, and he's... 1216 01:09:51,396 --> 01:09:52,728 they're both young. 1217 01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:58,066 I suppose it will be be all right. I wish them luck. 1218 01:09:59,362 --> 01:10:02,651 Now all that remains for me to do is to thank everybody for the telegrams. 1219 01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:06,446 Absent friends, and the great display of wedding gifts. 1220 01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:08,280 Uncle Jack... 1221 01:10:08,371 --> 01:10:10,704 for the chemical bucket. 1222 01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:12,702 Uncle George, for the tin hat and stirrup pump. 1223 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:15,626 Mementos of happier days, when we all stood together, 1224 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,750 and nobody had any side. 1225 01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:21,381 And now, since there aren't any bridesmaids, 1226 01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:23,959 and we've drunk to the bride and groom... 1227 01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:27,470 might as well drink to ourselves, God help us. 1228 01:10:29,308 --> 01:10:31,049 Ourselves! 1229 01:10:31,436 --> 01:10:33,177 Shame! 1230 01:10:36,107 --> 01:10:39,646 Not really what I'd call in any good taste, dear. 1231 01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:41,313 Where's the champagne? 1232 01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:44,633 How many of the boys got married last year, Willy? 1233 01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:46,023 Um... only Bill. 1234 01:10:46,117 --> 01:10:48,200 Oh, and Mike got married last winter. 1235 01:10:48,286 --> 01:10:50,243 And that's the last we saw of them. 1236 01:10:50,621 --> 01:10:52,182 You know, if you boys go on getting married at this rate, 1237 01:10:52,206 --> 01:10:53,434 I'll be the only one left, won't I? 1238 01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:55,415 You'll be left with Nicola. Can't be bad. 1239 01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:58,081 Hey, Tinker, they want you to read out the telegrams. 1240 01:10:58,171 --> 01:11:00,037 Then we're going to parade to the station. 1241 01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:02,047 Oh, boy. 1242 01:11:02,633 --> 01:11:03,999 Oh, boy! 1243 01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:06,593 Ladies and gentlemen. 1244 01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:10,430 It seems there's still one more tribal rite to be performed. 1245 01:11:10,516 --> 01:11:12,473 I have to read the telegrams, wherever they are. 1246 01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:16,936 And the first one. 1247 01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:21,434 The first one reads: "Do not let your wife wear the trousers. 1248 01:11:21,569 --> 01:11:23,902 "They're ours," signed Moss Bros. 1249 01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:32,987 Hello, Ella. 1250 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,746 You drunk? 1251 01:11:42,548 --> 01:11:43,834 You are drunk. 1252 01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:46,170 I'm not drunk. 1253 01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:47,713 I've been to a wedding. 1254 01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:49,716 I had three or four glasses of champagne. 1255 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:51,206 Gets you into the spirit of things. 1256 01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:53,723 You have to be drunk before you come and see me? 1257 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:56,052 - I'm not drunk. - Aren't you? 1258 01:11:56,437 --> 01:11:59,396 No, three or four glasses of champagne... 1259 01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:01,642 ...gets you into the spirit of things. 1260 01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:03,684 Come on. 1261 01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:07,605 Where's Stan? 1262 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:11,696 You know perfectly well where he is. He's at the theatre. 1263 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:20,159 You are a bastard, Tinker. 1264 01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:21,664 Rotten bastard. 1265 01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:22,915 What have I done? 1266 01:12:23,005 --> 01:12:24,917 Why don't you get out? 1267 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:27,757 I just came round to visit you. What's the matter with you? 1268 01:12:27,844 --> 01:12:29,301 To talk? 1269 01:12:30,555 --> 01:12:31,671 Maybe. 1270 01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:32,967 No. 1271 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:35,632 All right then, no. 1272 01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:37,892 Look, what's the matter with you, baby? 1273 01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:40,596 I'm one of your winter birds, aren't I? 1274 01:12:41,941 --> 01:12:45,059 All through the summer, you can't move for pretty faces. 1275 01:12:45,152 --> 01:12:46,768 When the season's coming to an end, 1276 01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:50,027 you have to start warming up the winter material again, don't you? 1277 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:51,531 Oh... 1278 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:54,993 No, that wasn't what it was, love. 1279 01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:57,738 Do you know, there are hundreds of times 1280 01:12:57,832 --> 01:13:00,199 when I'd have given anything for you, or... 1281 01:13:00,585 --> 01:13:03,623 anybody, just to come round just to talk to me. 1282 01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:08,753 How was Stan's birthday? 1283 01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:12,677 Oh, he's all right. 1284 01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:14,637 Yeah... 1285 01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:18,725 Yeah, we're all all right, aren't we? 1286 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,143 Underneath it all. 1287 01:13:21,272 --> 01:13:23,104 What's the matter with you? 1288 01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:28,689 The winter, I expect. 1289 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:32,402 "Now is the winter of our discontent." 1290 01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:36,151 Oh, it's a long time yet. 1291 01:13:37,788 --> 01:13:39,905 Yeah, but it comes, doesn't it? 1292 01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:41,494 It comes. 1293 01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:44,618 - Are you asleep? - Mmm. 1294 01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:50,298 I used to come here a lot, didn't I? 1295 01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:52,921 Did you love me then? 1296 01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:55,136 Yes. 1297 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:57,597 But not anymore? 1298 01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:00,676 No, not anymore. 1299 01:14:02,897 --> 01:14:05,264 Like you don't love me anymore. 1300 01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:08,100 No. 1301 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,939 Don't we use people up, Ella, 1302 01:14:13,574 --> 01:14:15,315 at a hell of a rate? 1303 01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:21,659 You're crying. 1304 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:25,042 Yes, I'm crying. 1305 01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:28,123 Ella? 1306 01:14:31,884 --> 01:14:34,592 - Ella... - No, please go away, Tinker. 1307 01:14:36,263 --> 01:14:38,129 - Ella, I... - Just leave me alone, 1308 01:14:38,224 --> 01:14:40,432 and go away, will you? Please. 1309 01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:11,413 - Seen Nicola? - Who? 1310 01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:13,294 - Nicola. - No. 1311 01:15:35,781 --> 01:15:37,238 Seen Nicola? 1312 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:38,360 No, is she here? 1313 01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:40,012 I dunno. I thought you might have seen her. 1314 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,823 Suzy said they were coming by boat. 1315 01:15:41,912 --> 01:15:43,369 That could be them now. 1316 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:47,116 Get ready with the anchor! 1317 01:15:53,716 --> 01:15:55,582 Yeah, that's Suzy. 1318 01:15:56,260 --> 01:15:57,546 Man, she's stoned. 1319 01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:00,011 Can't see Nicola, though. 1320 01:16:00,097 --> 01:16:02,617 Instead of... there's no good covering the Prom and the station. 1321 01:16:02,641 --> 01:16:04,578 There's too many people. You're gonna have people everywhere. 1322 01:16:04,602 --> 01:16:06,093 Look, my idea is for next year, 1323 01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:08,224 instead of just covering the station and the Prom. 1324 01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:11,001 You've got to have people in the bowling alleys, 'cause all the other... 1325 01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:12,878 You're going to have to watch your step next year. 1326 01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:14,518 Yeah. 1327 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:17,687 Where will you be? 1328 01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:20,990 Hey, where are you going? 1329 01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:23,194 It's time to start the wedding procession. 1330 01:16:23,496 --> 01:16:25,032 Right, quiet! 1331 01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:27,409 Quiet! Quiet! 1332 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:31,210 In about five minutes, we start the bride and groom procession. 1333 01:16:31,295 --> 01:16:33,378 So all those of you that want torches, 1334 01:16:33,464 --> 01:16:35,251 come and collect them from here now. 1335 01:16:35,341 --> 01:16:37,628 All right, everybody who has... 1336 01:16:39,553 --> 01:16:40,964 Suzy! 1337 01:16:41,889 --> 01:16:43,175 Suzy! 1338 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:46,512 Ivor, there seems to be some sort of parade going on. 1339 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:49,015 - That's much more interesting. - Suzy! 1340 01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:51,392 Come on Ivor, don't be such a bore. 1341 01:17:20,845 --> 01:17:23,212 Suzy? It's me, Tinker. 1342 01:17:23,722 --> 01:17:25,509 Oh, hello. 1343 01:17:26,851 --> 01:17:28,592 What's up love? Had a bit too much? 1344 01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:32,346 Yeah, that's what I've had. 1345 01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:35,398 A bit too much. 1346 01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:37,066 You all right? 1347 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:41,563 Something wrong? 1348 01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:45,483 Do you know... 1349 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:49,450 Do you know... 1350 01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:54,375 I think something must be. 1351 01:17:55,963 --> 01:17:57,829 Something... 1352 01:17:58,424 --> 01:18:00,040 somewhere... 1353 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:02,046 What's the matter, baby? 1354 01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,930 I don't think I can... 1355 01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:14,220 I can't. 1356 01:18:25,868 --> 01:18:28,110 It's all sex, isn't it? 1357 01:18:28,996 --> 01:18:31,033 Every man I've ever known. 1358 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:33,368 Just sex. 1359 01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:37,790 Don't think I could stand another summer. 1360 01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:39,958 What's that? 1361 01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:42,165 It's a baby's bottle. 1362 01:18:42,259 --> 01:18:44,125 I found it. 1363 01:18:45,512 --> 01:18:49,301 I expect someone brought a baby here to look at the sea. 1364 01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:54,561 They looked at the sea, and went home to tea. 1365 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:57,180 That's poetry. 1366 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,067 That's poetry, all right. 1367 01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:06,403 Suzy, have you seen Nicola? 1368 01:19:07,076 --> 01:19:08,442 Hmm... 1369 01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:11,198 Did she say she was coming? 1370 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:12,988 No. 1371 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:16,037 She didn't say. 1372 01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:20,374 Wheeeee! 1373 01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:23,457 Aren't we all lovely, though? 1374 01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:31,465 You know... 1375 01:19:31,558 --> 01:19:34,096 you get all these people coming down here, 1376 01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:37,020 hoping to meet attractive people, 1377 01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:40,224 and here we are, ready and waiting. 1378 01:19:42,111 --> 01:19:44,524 Remember what you said to me once? 1379 01:19:46,031 --> 01:19:47,192 You said, 1380 01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:50,401 "There are only two kinds of people: 1381 01:19:50,494 --> 01:19:53,032 "the takers, and the taken." 1382 01:19:54,081 --> 01:19:56,664 We think we're the takers, don't we? 1383 01:20:00,337 --> 01:20:02,954 But what if we're being taken? 1384 01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:06,301 Yeah. 1385 01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:08,468 I'm gonna marry Sammy. 1386 01:20:08,554 --> 01:20:09,795 You're crazy. 1387 01:20:12,599 --> 01:20:14,431 I'd like to have a baby. 1388 01:20:14,518 --> 01:20:16,510 That's what I'd like. 1389 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:20,521 No-one else ever asked me to marry them. 1390 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,266 He did, so I will. 1391 01:20:25,529 --> 01:20:27,771 I'd like to have a baby. 1392 01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:31,650 Someone who'll just love me. 1393 01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:02,181 There goes the bride! 1394 01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:03,936 Down with the bride! 1395 01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:11,945 Down with the groom! 1396 01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:13,616 Down with the groom! 1397 01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:15,284 Down with the groom! 1398 01:21:15,913 --> 01:21:17,745 Down with the groom! 1399 01:21:17,956 --> 01:21:19,572 Down with the groom! 1400 01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:21,574 Down with the groom! 1401 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,326 Down with the groom! 1402 01:21:23,629 --> 01:21:25,621 Down with the groom! 1403 01:21:25,839 --> 01:21:29,423 Down with the groom! 1404 01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:31,297 Throw him in the tomb! 1405 01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:33,385 Teach him a lesson! 1406 01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:40,597 Down with the groom! 1407 01:21:46,735 --> 01:21:48,727 Throw him in the tomb! 1408 01:21:50,614 --> 01:21:56,406 Down with the groom! 1409 01:22:05,629 --> 01:22:12,629 Down with the groom! 1410 01:22:14,638 --> 01:22:16,174 Down with the groom! 1411 01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:20,009 Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! 1412 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:30,567 I thought perhaps you weren't coming. 1413 01:22:30,654 --> 01:22:32,395 I was looking for you. 1414 01:22:35,659 --> 01:22:37,946 They're burying the season. 1415 01:22:38,036 --> 01:22:39,447 It's all over. 1416 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:42,367 Come on. 1417 01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:32,088 I'm coming with you, you know. 1418 01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:33,919 D'you know that? 1419 01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:38,757 When you go back to London. 1420 01:23:49,149 --> 01:23:51,641 You'll just have to get rid of that boyfriend of yours. 1421 01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:55,062 He's finished. Over. Kaput. 1422 01:23:56,406 --> 01:23:59,240 And tell him a certain Steven Taylor, photographer, has moved in. 1423 01:23:59,785 --> 01:24:02,072 And then you can ring up all your important people 1424 01:24:02,162 --> 01:24:03,869 and tell them to use my pictures, 1425 01:24:03,956 --> 01:24:05,572 because they're so good. 1426 01:24:07,918 --> 01:24:09,910 You know, it's a funny thing. 1427 01:24:10,671 --> 01:24:12,458 I could stay down here for ever. 1428 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,164 Seaside Don Juan. 1429 01:24:14,841 --> 01:24:16,582 One of the town's amenities. 1430 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:18,877 Public convenience. 1431 01:24:19,846 --> 01:24:21,303 When do you leave, anyway? 1432 01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:24,766 Today. 1433 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:33,774 I have to be in Rome on Wednesday. 1434 01:24:36,029 --> 01:24:38,112 Look, I didn't have any work for a week, 1435 01:24:38,198 --> 01:24:41,487 and my father asked me to come down and look after the house for him. 1436 01:24:42,619 --> 01:24:45,111 It was an accident I came here. 1437 01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:48,907 Rome? 1438 01:24:50,627 --> 01:24:52,209 Today? 1439 01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:56,831 For how long? 1440 01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:00,801 Two months. It's my work. 1441 01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:10,686 You knew about this yesterday? 1442 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,647 Yes. 1443 01:25:14,776 --> 01:25:17,860 You knew about it before you came down here, didn't you? 1444 01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:21,276 Yes. 1445 01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:25,777 You took me... 1446 01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:30,452 You took me... 1447 01:25:34,046 --> 01:25:36,254 You bloody took me! 1448 01:25:40,177 --> 01:25:41,463 No. 1449 01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:44,966 All right, you didn't. 1450 01:25:46,808 --> 01:25:48,390 Do you have to go back? 1451 01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:52,637 You could come up when I get back. 1452 01:25:53,732 --> 01:25:54,813 No. 1453 01:25:55,942 --> 01:25:57,478 Why not? 1454 01:25:58,612 --> 01:25:59,773 No. 1455 01:26:03,450 --> 01:26:05,612 Trains go out of here every Saturday 1456 01:26:05,702 --> 01:26:08,866 packed with girls that think they're going to keep in touch. 1457 01:26:09,331 --> 01:26:11,448 "Come up and see us," they say. 1458 01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:14,458 "Oh, I'll come up and see you. I'll write." 1459 01:26:14,753 --> 01:26:16,619 Then they'll write every day. 1460 01:26:17,464 --> 01:26:19,547 They won't be able to live without us. 1461 01:26:21,677 --> 01:26:23,009 They'll write, 1462 01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:28,139 and then, in three or four weeks, there aren't quite so many letters. 1463 01:26:28,308 --> 01:26:30,550 In a couple of months, they stop altogether. 1464 01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:34,729 It's nobody's fault. They mean it when they say it. 1465 01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:38,058 It's just that they go back to their everyday lives. 1466 01:26:38,944 --> 01:26:41,106 "See you next year," they say. 1467 01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:46,024 Usually, next year, they go and stay somewhere else. 1468 01:26:49,579 --> 01:26:51,662 Will you be coming down here next year? 1469 01:26:55,085 --> 01:26:56,701 Next year... 1470 01:26:58,255 --> 01:27:00,247 I was going to Greece. 1471 01:27:02,843 --> 01:27:05,005 Where have all the people gone? 1472 01:27:09,391 --> 01:27:11,599 They went to live somewhere else. 1473 01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:15,561 Oh, God, Nicola... 1474 01:27:18,150 --> 01:27:19,937 Oh, God. 1475 01:27:24,156 --> 01:27:26,523 You know, since we've known each other, 1476 01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:29,783 neither one of us has said "I love you." 1477 01:27:32,539 --> 01:27:34,201 I love you. 1478 01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:40,211 Tell me when I come up to London in two months' time. 1479 01:27:44,926 --> 01:27:46,863 We're going to throw the old piano into the sea 1480 01:27:46,887 --> 01:27:48,594 Know what I mean? You all pull your weight. 1481 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:51,889 Straight down, then. Ready? One, two, three, up! 1482 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,736 Hey, Tink! 1483 01:28:09,826 --> 01:28:12,660 Hey, come on! Hey, come on down! 1484 01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:14,950 When are you leaving? 1485 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:16,781 About nine. 1486 01:28:18,710 --> 01:28:20,417 Hey, Tink, come on! 1487 01:28:20,504 --> 01:28:22,416 We're going to throw the piano in the sea! 1488 01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:25,711 Big gesture! Come on! 1489 01:28:28,345 --> 01:28:29,756 Well? 1490 01:28:30,972 --> 01:28:32,383 Write to me. 1491 01:28:41,024 --> 01:28:44,643 ♪ Why are we waiting? 1492 01:28:44,903 --> 01:28:48,522 ♪ Why are we waiting? ♪ 1493 01:28:56,081 --> 01:28:58,824 - We're not waiting all day, you know. - Have another beer. 1494 01:29:00,126 --> 01:29:01,708 Right, ready? 1495 01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:06,298 One! A-two! A-three! 1496 01:29:25,735 --> 01:29:27,317 Well, that's another season burnt out. 1497 01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:28,732 Yeah. 1498 01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:32,584 You've got to keep jumping about, that's all. 1499 01:29:32,617 --> 01:29:34,404 Jumping about like there's no tomorrow. 1500 01:29:34,494 --> 01:29:35,575 Yeah. 1501 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,958 ♪ I'm telling you how 1502 01:29:43,044 --> 01:29:45,536 ♪ I'm telling you why 1503 01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:48,168 ♪ I'm telling you when 1504 01:29:48,258 --> 01:29:51,092 ♪ I'm telling you now 1505 01:29:51,177 --> 01:29:53,669 ♪ Get onto the system and shine 1506 01:29:53,763 --> 01:29:56,176 ♪ Moving with the system, it's fine 1507 01:29:56,266 --> 01:29:58,599 ♪ When you reach the end of the line 1508 01:29:58,685 --> 01:30:01,268 ♪ Then it's goodbye 1509 01:30:01,354 --> 01:30:03,846 ♪ Get onto the system and shine 1510 01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:06,273 ♪ Moving with the system, so fine 1511 01:30:06,359 --> 01:30:08,817 ♪ When you reach the end of the line 1512 01:30:08,904 --> 01:30:11,146 ♪ You're alone 1513 01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:13,773 ♪ You're alone 1514 01:30:13,950 --> 01:30:16,442 ♪ You're alone ♪ 1515 01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:18,653 SUBTITLES BY POWERHOUSE FILMS LTD 110222

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