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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:09,096 I have this friend Wade, and I just feel like 2 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:10,097 you guys would really hit it off. 3 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,098 Yeah, I'm in.Oh, that's great! 4 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:13,317 I'm Anna, by the way. 5 00:00:13,361 --> 00:00:15,885 You're Delia's Anna?And you're Delia's Wade. 6 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:19,758 I am.It was very nice meeting you, Wade. 7 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:22,413 Wade, what's up? 8 00:00:22,457 --> 00:00:24,328 It was really nice to meet you. 9 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:30,204 ["We All Had a Real Good Time" by Edgar Winter playing] 10 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:33,946 ♪ I don't remember how I got this way ♪ 11 00:00:35,426 --> 00:00:39,126 ♪ I don't recall what happened yesterday ♪ 12 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:40,997 ♪ And we all had 13 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,434 ♪ A real good time Ha! Ow! 14 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:47,830 ♪ Somebody told me I was out of my mind... ♪ 15 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:49,527 Are you okay, Dad? 16 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:51,921 Huh?What is wrong with you?! 17 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:55,446 Nothing!♪ Feelin' fine. 18 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:04,412 So... my dad was smiling and dancing all morning. 19 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:06,501 And even gave me an extra dollar for lunch 20 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:07,893 and said "Knock yourself out," 21 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:11,332 so you know what that means, don't you?Yeah. Candy. 22 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:12,507 [sighs] You totally get me. 23 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:14,422 MICHELLE: Listen... 24 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:17,294 Wade is feeling good. Mm, that woman's got him doing 25 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:19,731 backflips, singing spirituals. 26 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:20,776 Natalie said that? 27 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:22,299 No, but that's how I imagine it. 28 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:24,475 [both chuckle] 29 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:25,302 All this from one kiss? 30 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:26,347 Mm-hmm. 31 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:28,000 If this is first base, 32 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:29,524 what is gonna happen if that boy 33 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:30,742 makes it all the way home? 34 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:32,135 DELIA: I called it. 35 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:35,965 Mm-hmm. I knew Anna was gonna be right for Wade. 36 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:38,054 What are you doing with those things? [exhales] 37 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,795 This is how they work, Forrest. 38 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,711 Oh, this is gonna be so good for us. For us? 39 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:44,495 Yeah. Me and Anna. 40 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:45,757 [both chuckle] 41 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:47,716 And you. It's gonna be good for everyone. 42 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,892 Oh, yeah. 43 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:51,154 I don't think you're doing that right. 44 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,764 Yes, I am, Forrest. 45 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:54,288 Try not to mansplain... aah! 46 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:57,378 Do you have to let the dogs 47 00:01:57,421 --> 00:02:00,163 up on everything? Seriously? 48 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:02,687 I got to say, I'm getting excited. 49 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:04,950 I mean, I hope she's getting excited. 50 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:06,126 You think she's getting excited? 51 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,171 Did she talk about me at all? 52 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:11,131 We're doctors. So it's not like we sit around the break room 53 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:13,611 braiding each other's hair, talking about boys. 54 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,352 You know, we're, we're pretty busy. 55 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:17,789 Saving lives.Yeah. Of, of course. 56 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,574 I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.I'm just kidding. 57 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:21,576 We totally talk about boys. 58 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:24,144 Specifically you. And she likes you. 59 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:26,624 She, like, likes youlikes you. 60 00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:28,409 Really?Yeah. 61 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:29,714 That's so great.I know. 62 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:31,673 She's so much fun.Yeah. 63 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,109 She's so spontaneous. 64 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,503 She's an infectious disease specialist. It's like, 65 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:37,853 when you've seen enough people who've just been ravaged 66 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:40,508 by incurable flesh-eating parasites, 67 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:42,162 you really learn to live in the moment. 68 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,554 Yeah.Spread 'em. 69 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:45,165 I mean, I have two kids. 70 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:47,123 So spontaneity is not really my strong suit. 71 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,430 I just-- Oh, I hope I can keep up with her. 72 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:53,521 Keep up with who?Oh, uh-- Uh, just a date. 73 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:55,436 Nobody, nobody special. 74 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:56,524 Nice attitude. 75 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:58,352 The guy came in with the Chinese food. 76 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,963 Can I have a credit card?Yeah. 77 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:08,013 Just a date?Yeah. Just a date. 78 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,406 Okay.What? 79 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:10,668 They don't need to know that. 80 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:12,148 That you like her? 81 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,890 Yeah. Okay. A little. Yeah. 82 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:16,457 I do. I do. 83 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,806 Yes! 84 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,460 I knew it! 85 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:20,896 Everyone should listen to me all of the time. 86 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:24,465 Okay. I should probably go. So, you... 87 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:26,249 have fun. 88 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:27,729 [Joyce whines] 89 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:31,254 Oh, Joyce, hi. Okay, 90 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:33,125 just one more cuddle before I go. 91 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:34,649 Don't you touch that dog. 92 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:36,477 I do not have time to roll you again, 93 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,695 you back away.Okay. 94 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,742 Looking good, Dad. 95 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:42,918 Thank you. Why'd you guys order so much food? 96 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:44,180 I couldn't remember if we like 97 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,313 chow mein or lo mein, so we ordered both. 98 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:48,489 I won't be late. Lock the door. 99 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:49,881 I've got my phone. 100 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:52,493 And don't eat those fortune cookies without me. 101 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,538 Of course not. 102 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:57,498 I think it's sesame noodles that we like. 103 00:03:57,541 --> 00:03:59,326 Dad, can we order more? 104 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:02,590 Nope.Aw. 105 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:04,505 WADE: This table is amazing. 106 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:07,595 I was just happy to get a reservation, but, wow, 107 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:10,032 they really pulled out all the stops, huh?Actually, 108 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:12,904 I may have told the hostess that it's your birthday 109 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:15,124 and you got a promotion. So if you could just play along, 110 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:17,692 that'd be really great.Birthday and a promotion? 111 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:20,695 Life is good. I just have one question for you.Yes. 112 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:21,913 How old am I today? 113 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,045 Thirty-five. 114 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:24,568 That's the best birthday ever.[laughs] 115 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:27,136 Oh, my God. 116 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:30,879 It was so cute seeing Wade so excited. 117 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:33,229 I'm excited. And nervous. 118 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,317 No. Don't worry. 119 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:35,710 Wade's gonna be just fine. 120 00:04:35,753 --> 00:04:39,191 Long as he doesn't say too much or get too intense, 121 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:41,716 overthink anything, act weird, or try to be funny, 122 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:42,717 he's good. 123 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,240 God, that's a lot of caveats. 124 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,895 FORREST: It is, but when you're first dating somebody, 125 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:49,593 you have to present the best version of yourself.Bingo. 126 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:51,900 There's no you like early date you.Oh, true. 127 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:53,815 Early date me didn't wear my glasses 128 00:04:53,858 --> 00:04:55,730 for the first three weeks I knew you. 129 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:58,210 But you were still a big, fine blur of a man. 130 00:04:58,254 --> 00:04:59,342 [giggles] 131 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,517 DELIA: Early date Forrest 132 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:02,737 brought me soup when I was sick.Aw... 133 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:03,912 Yeah. He said he made it himself, 134 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:05,914 but I knew he got it at a restaurant. 135 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,524 That's sweet. 136 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:09,744 But now he leaves the door open when he sits on the toilet. 137 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:12,224 If you want me to listen to you while you're telling me 138 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:14,096 about your day, I got to keep the door open. 139 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:15,140 Otherwise, it would be rude. 140 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:16,185 How am I gonna hear you?Great logic. 141 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:17,578 You want me to be rude? God. 142 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:19,928 I mean, damned if you do, damned if you don't. 143 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:21,930 I think you're just damned if you do. 144 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,888 [chuckles]: Hey. 145 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:25,890 Do you remember that 146 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:28,589 German film that we talked about seeing together? 147 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:31,200 No.Well, I feel really bad 148 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:34,116 because I already saw it with Anna. 149 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:35,552 Okay.I'm sorry. 150 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,772 I will happily see it again with you if you want. 151 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:40,122 No, seriously. I don't remember us talking about this at all. 152 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:42,994 [sighs] Thanks for understanding. Whew. 153 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:50,915 Will you please just finish it?You sure? 154 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,221 100%. 155 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:54,005 Yeah, for some reason no one ever wants 156 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:55,224 to finish the dessert. By the end, 157 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:56,921 it's like splitting an atom. 158 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,488 Okay. I'm going in. 159 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,620 Good.I'm doing it. 160 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:00,751 [oinks] 161 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,013 Did you just oink at me? 162 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:03,537 Maybe.Okay. 163 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,625 This is your bite.[laughs] 164 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:06,148 Here we go.[laughing] 165 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:09,064 I can take your check whenever you're ready. Thanks. 166 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:10,631 Oh. Ooh, 167 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:13,198 uh... oh, oh, my God, it's 11:00. 168 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,504 Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's-it's 11:00. 169 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:15,984 Yes. 170 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:16,985 Guess we lost track of time. 171 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,639 Yeah.Yeah. Oh, no, come on. 172 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,118 I got this. 173 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:23,339 I've got to get home to Grace and Natalie.Yeah. 174 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:27,125 [exhales] This was the most amazing night ever. 175 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:28,431 I thought so, too. 176 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,781 To be continued?Definitely. 177 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:32,304 How's tomorrow? 178 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,699 Oh! Was that too soon? Of course that was too soon. 179 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,135 I'm sorry. You have so much going on. 180 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:39,486 No, no, I can make that work. 181 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:42,140 Tomorrow it is.Okay. 182 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:43,141 Okay. 183 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:44,752 [chuckles] 184 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:48,712 Aw. I taste the cake. 185 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:50,018 [chuckles] Guys. 186 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:52,150 Mm?We're closed. 187 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:53,151 Ah, yes, sorry. 188 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:54,196 Right. Uh, okay. 189 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,126 You waited for me. 190 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:15,043 Hey. Let's go to bed. 191 00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:18,046 [moans] 192 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,526 [grunts] 193 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:22,659 Ooh. Ooh. 194 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,314 [grunts] No. Got to walk. 195 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:27,316 What?You got to walk. You got to walk. 196 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:29,187 Got to walk, got to walk. Ow. 197 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:36,151 Good morning, girls.GIRLS: Morning. 198 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:38,936 Sorry I was late last night, but I made fortune cookie pancakes. 199 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:39,937 GIRLS: Ooh. 200 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:41,461 So, good date? 201 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:44,072 Yeah, it was, uh, you know, it was fun. 202 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:46,553 What about you girls? Did you have fun last night? 203 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,511 Yeah. We watched the first half of six different Netflix shows. 204 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:51,209 They've got this new one where a vampire commits suicide. 205 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:52,384 Please don't watch that. 206 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,777 Hey, I was wondering 207 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,518 if you guys thought it was cool 208 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,520 if I go out again tonight? 209 00:07:57,564 --> 00:08:00,001 Dad, come on. I was gonna go over to Nika's house. 210 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,481 Her and Jenna were making 211 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,526 TikTok videos last night, and I felt totally left out. 212 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,223 [exhales] I'm sorry. 213 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:06,573 You're right. 214 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:09,184 Sorry about that.I mean, 215 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:12,056 it would be another thing if my friends could come over here. 216 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,493 While I'm not home? 217 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:16,278 You know that we don't do that. 218 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:18,062 I know, but I'm 14 and a half. 219 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:20,151 In less than a year, I'm gonna be driving. 220 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:22,153 What? Oh, my God. 221 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:23,938 Lexi has friends over to her house all the time 222 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:26,201 without parents, and she's two months younger than me. 223 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:27,289 You're that age, aren't you? 224 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:28,333 I mean, is it okay 225 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:29,857 with Nika and Jenna's parents? 226 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,902 I'll make sure.Assuming that it is, 227 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:34,339 why don't we give it a try? Once, 228 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:35,863 to prove that you can handle it. 229 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:37,299 [laughs] Thank you, Dad. 230 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,561 What about my friends? No. 231 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,171 Your friends are way too young to hang out 232 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:42,086 without an adult here.That's okay. 233 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,348 I prefer hanging out with older girls. 234 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,307 It makes me feel cosmopolitan. 235 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,309 Ooh. 236 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,006 Did he text you, too? 237 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,573 Okay, you girls good? 238 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:51,922 Wait, which one?Wait, did you respond? 239 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,097 I'm leaving, so, uh... 240 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,316 [overlapping chatter] 241 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,883 Hello? Hey!I was freaking out... 242 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,406 Hi, Dad. 243 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,016 Oh, you're still here.Yeah. 244 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,191 I'm just leaving now. 245 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:01,584 Oh, okay. Bye. 246 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,586 Okay, all right. 247 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,327 Um, so-so...[overlapping chatter] 248 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,198 Yeah, I've got my-- I got my phone with me. 249 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,200 And don't answer the door for anyone. 250 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,593 Uh, I'm not gonna be late. 251 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,073 What did he say? 252 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:14,205 And apparently you don't care. 253 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,990 Yeah. Yeah! Yeah... 254 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,296 So, this is really alligator?It is. 255 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:20,124 I don't know.Oh, come on. 256 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:21,909 He'd eat you. 257 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,218 You know what? That is not bad. 258 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,219 [laughs] 259 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,831 It tastes like crocodile. 260 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:33,137 [laughs] 261 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,357 Hey, you know, there is a photography exhibit 262 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,619 at the Ackland. 263 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,621 I was thinking about hitting it tomorrow. 264 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:41,058 Any interest?Tomorrow? 265 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,799 Do you have something with the girls?No, no, no. 266 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:43,931 Just the normal stuff. 267 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:45,236 They'll be on their phones all night, 268 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,237 and I'll be getting some invoices out. 269 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:50,328 You know what? What? 270 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,417 Let's go see some photography tomorrow. 271 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,158 Okay. Okay. 272 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:57,640 Mmm. 273 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,642 You have alligator breath.Whose fault is that? 274 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,252 Mine.Yours. 275 00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,082 WADE: Grace, do you want to invite your friends 276 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,257 to hang out this afternoon? 277 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,650 Hell yeah. 278 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:11,088 Pizza is on me. 279 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,613 [chuckles] 280 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:16,746 ♪ 281 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,284 [dance music playing] 282 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,417 [laughter]MICHELLE: Wade, 283 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,114 what's going on? You have so many kids 284 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,463 in your house, I thought we were at my house. 285 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:41,423 That's because now my house is the cool house, 286 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,077 where the cool kids hang out, being cool, 287 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,428 because the cool dad is very cool with it. 288 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,430 Tip from an actual cool dad: you can't be cool 289 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,301 if you keep saying "cool" so much. 290 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,347 Nice Velcro shoes.These are cool. 291 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,305 I waited in line two hours for these. 292 00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:56,307 At Macy's.Macy's is cool. 293 00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:57,439 I don't know, Ben. I think 294 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:58,570 you're saying "cool" way too much. 295 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,703 DELIA: It is going off in there. 296 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,140 Yeah, it reminds me of when Addie had that friend over. 297 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:05,316 I mean, it was her cousin, but they went nuts. 298 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,535 DELIA: It was off the chain. 299 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:08,624 Um, do you and I need 300 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,235 to talk about the elephant in the room? The 5K? 301 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,454 What? 302 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:14,108 I noticed that you didn't bring it up, 303 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:16,110 and I thought maybe you were worried 304 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,807 that I was gonna run it with Anna this year. 305 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,461 Actually, 306 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:22,290 I was worried that you were going to ask me to run it. 307 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,813 The only thing I hate more than German films 308 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:26,642 is running around the park in short shorts. 309 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,817 You know, you don't have to run, 310 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,166 but you could still wear the shorts. 311 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,473 That's cute. I hope that you understand 312 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,953 that even though I'm becoming 313 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,042 better and better friends with Anna... 314 00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,130 MICHELLE: Mm-hmm....that my friendship 315 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:37,261 with you will 316 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:40,134 always come first.Delia, I'm fine. 317 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,352 I'm actually not worried about it at all. 318 00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:42,745 I put you in a tough spot. 319 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:43,964 I see that. So, you know what? 320 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:46,053 You and I are gonna run that 5K. 321 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,750 No, thanks. Yeah. 322 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,360 BEN: Speaking of Anna, 323 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,535 how's it been going, man? 324 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,580 Really good. 325 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:52,973 We've been going out a lot. 326 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,844 Drinks, museums. 327 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,150 BEN: Check you out. Oh. 328 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,065 Early-date Wade in the house. 329 00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,066 FORREST: Museum? That's a classic 330 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,328 early date. WADE: Yeah. 331 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,417 In fact, tonight, we're going to see 332 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:05,333 her favorite band, the Drive-By Truckers. 333 00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:06,595 Nice. Oh, man. 334 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:07,465 Okay, so, look...You got it under control. 335 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:08,858 Yeah. Uh, yeah. 336 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,207 It's been a little tricky, you know, with schedules 337 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,774 and stuff like that, but I've been keeping it cool 338 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,123 and loose. 339 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,516 And managed to keep the girls happy. 340 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,083 Good for you, Wade.Yeah. 341 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,519 Of course, there's gonna come a point where 342 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,216 early-date Wade has to tell his daughters 343 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,696 that he's in a relationship. 344 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,437 Sure.And Anna's gonna find out 345 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,091 that I'm not always this much fun. 346 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:25,353 But for now things are great. 347 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,876 Let's live. It's so good. 348 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,399 That's it. Ride it out, Wade. 349 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,966 You ride that wave. 350 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,359 You never know. 351 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,882 Pretty soon, early-date Wade 352 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,189 might drop a deuce with the door open. 353 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,451 Like everybody doesn't do that. 354 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,192 Well, you do get used to it. 355 00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,410 That's so gross.It's not that gross. 356 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:40,455 Yes, it is. Real nasty. 357 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,114 Come on, tell me. What was your first concert? 358 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,550 Ugh, no, it's too embarrassing. 359 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,334 That's not fair. I just admitted to Jimmy Buffett. 360 00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,554 You have to tell me.Okay, okay, fine. 361 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:53,816 [clears throat] NKOTB. 362 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,340 What? NKOTB. 363 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:59,779 "Nktob." What-- I-I don't know what you're saying. 364 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,345 New Kids on the Block, okay? 365 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,478 I knew that would make you laugh. 366 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,784 Ugh. Parrothead. 367 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,263 [crowd cheering]Oh, whoa, hey. 368 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,831 Yes! The Truckers! 369 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,833 [whoops] 370 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,793 No. Actually, there's a few opening bands first. 371 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,359 Do you know how these shows are?Yeah. 372 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,405 It's been a while. I mean, my last show 373 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,537 was Kung Fu Panda on Ice, and, trust me, 374 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,017 they started pretty promptly. 375 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,803 [laughs] Hey, are you sure it's okay? 376 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,848 Yeah, it's fine, I'm just gonna let the girls know. 377 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,242 Okay. 378 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,461 [laughter][phone vibrates] 379 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:31,985 Look. Madeline, Maddie and Maddie J. 380 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,378 are all over at Olivia's. We should go. 381 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,773 Oh. I mean, I can't leave Natalie, and my dad just texted 382 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,992 he's not gonna be home for a while. 383 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,210 JENNA: Okay, well, 384 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,298 we're still gonna go. 385 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,386 What? No. 386 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,518 Uh, come on, guys. 387 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,042 Let's just invite the Maddies over here. 388 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:49,045 Let's invite everyone. 389 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,830 Are both Kyles there? 390 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,527 I'll find out. 391 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,486 FORREST: You know, the secret 392 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:58,881 to a good mojito is muddling the mint. 393 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,101 You've been muddling the mint for ten minutes. 394 00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,102 Mm-hmm.Can I have a drink 395 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,277 while you make my drink? 396 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,278 This is gonna be worth 397 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,541 the wait, Benjamint. 398 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:09,283 [phone vibrates] 399 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,588 Hey, Wade. What's going on? 400 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,547 Forrest, can you hear me?! 401 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,765 Forrest?! 402 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:14,854 Yeah, I can hear you. I can hear you fine. 403 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,465 Technology is amazing these days. 404 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,293 This concert's running really late. 405 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,729 Grace and Natalie have a bunch of girls over. 406 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,600 Can you just walk by for me and-and check on 'em? 407 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,037 They're not answering their phone. 408 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,734 Yeah. Sure. 409 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,910 Uh, I am mid-muddle right now. 410 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,607 This is only mid? [whispers]: Shut up. 411 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:32,784 Forrest...Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Bye. 412 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:40,140 I have to admit, it was worth the wait. 413 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,098 Right? Imagine if I had the time 414 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,491 to give it a proper muddle. 415 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:47,364 Oh, hey, so I think it really bothers Delia 416 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,888 that it doesn't bother Michelle 417 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,891 that Delia's spending so much time with Anna. 418 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,370 She wants it to bother her? 419 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:56,634 Not-- It's more like she doesn't want it 420 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:59,507 to not bother her. 421 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,684 Wow. Your wife is complicated. 422 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,555 [chuckles] Yeah. 423 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,557 Will you, uh, tell Michelle to fake it? 424 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,777 Tell her? Have you met Michelle? 425 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,518 I'll ask her.[dance music playing inside] 426 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,476 Hey, 427 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,262 how many girls are supposed to be over here? 428 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,612 I might be wrong, but I think 429 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,571 this all-girl party has boys. 430 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,575 You're a boy. 431 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,360 [indistinct shouting, laughter] 432 00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,535 Hey, uh, where's Grace and Natalie? 433 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,929 I don't know.I don't... 434 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,715 Oh, man, are they watching Magic Mike? 435 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:36,370 No, that's Magic Mike XXL. What? 436 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,937 It's the sequel. It's only okay. 437 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:38,981 Natalie. 438 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,983 Hello. 439 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,811 Man, it's a good thing it's us. 440 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:46,119 If Delia and Michelle saw this, these guys would be dead. 441 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,990 Is this a party?Yeah, looks like it. 442 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,383 Well, this isn't okay. 443 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:50,558 I'm sorry, who are you? 444 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:51,559 Jenna's mom. 445 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,126 Which one's Jenna? 446 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,171 You don't know who's in your house?This isn't our house. 447 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,868 No, we're just friends with the girls 448 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:57,913 whose party this is. 449 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,655 That sounded way worse than it is. 450 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:01,830 Why? [sniffs] 451 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,310 It's a mojito. 452 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,660 No, no, no, no. Don't worry. 453 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:08,054 I'm about to call the dad. It's all under control. 454 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,533 [barking]Joyce! 455 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,666 Really, guys? Who left the front door open? 456 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,973 This lady. 457 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,672 [chuckles nervously] Hey, Ben, Forrest. 458 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,674 Jenna's mom. 459 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,502 Wade, we might have an issue here. 460 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:22,590 Jenna! 461 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:25,332 Jenna better hop a fence. 462 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,165 Let me just get a handle on this, okay? 463 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,993 I-I really want to drive you home. 464 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,298 Just a minute, okay? 465 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,344 Wade, just... 466 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,650 do what you got to do. 467 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,783 I-I'll take an Uber. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow? 468 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,002 Yeah. 469 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,307 Okay. 470 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:47,702 [sighs] No. 471 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,357 I can't. 472 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,968 Oh. Okay. 473 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,579 [sighs] I want to. I would love to. 474 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,017 But I'm... I'm screwing up here. 475 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:02,021 [sighs] 476 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,761 I was... 477 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,155 I was trying to tell myself that I could do this every night 478 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:09,637 and I could still be a good dad, but I... 479 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,030 I can't. 480 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:15,860 And it's breaking my heart because I really like you. 481 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,689 So I hope that when I say that... 482 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,735 that I can't see you tomorrow, that you'll still want to 483 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,911 see me the day after tomorrow, because I really believe 484 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,087 that there's something here. 485 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,795 Uh... hello. 486 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,754 WADE: Uh, h-hey. 487 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:44,585 Uh... um... 488 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,805 uh, Gr-Grace, thi-this is Anna. 489 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,766 Anna, this is Grace. 490 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,247 Hello. 491 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,726 Hi. 492 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:59,121 Uh, Joyce, this is Anna. 493 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,210 Anna, that's Joyce.Hi, Joyce. 494 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,955 I'm just gonna... 495 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,088 WADE: Yeah. 496 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,708 I'm just gonna call an Uber. 497 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,144 Yeah. 498 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,804 I'm really sorry about the mess, Dad. 499 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:32,763 I guess I let things get a little out of hand. 500 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,852 Yes, you did. 501 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,942 I'm more mad at myself than you. 502 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,596 I'm the adult here, 503 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,685 and I let you have a little too much freedom 504 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:44,775 because I was feeling guilty. 505 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,517 About what? 506 00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,216 About Anna. 507 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,609 About spending so much time with her. 508 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:56,874 And how I feel about her. 509 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,313 Because it's the first time... 510 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,749 Since Mom. 511 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:05,666 Yeah. Since Mom. 512 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:10,932 Hey... look, 513 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,455 this is all still very new, 514 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:15,502 and I have no idea where it's gonna go. 515 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:18,722 And I know that it's gonna be a little weird. 516 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,724 It's super weird. 517 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:21,986 Yeah, that's what I was just saying. 518 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:25,773 No, no, no, like, like... it's weird. 519 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:28,471 Okay, point taken. 520 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,822 I'm sorry, Dad. 521 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:35,348 But Natalie and I aren't babies anymore. 522 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:39,439 Look, if she makes you happy, then... 523 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,875 we'll figure it out. 524 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,272 Thank you, Grace. 525 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:49,144 What are you two fart heads talking about? Nothing. 526 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,450 We're just, uh, cleaning up. 527 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,060 The sponge. Hey, where's the sponge?Uh, yes. 528 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,279 Is there a sponge? Yeah, I think there's one under the sink. 529 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,497 Oh, there's one in the sink. All right. 530 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,673 Going to bed?Night. 531 00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,067 I'm gonna tell her tomorrow. 532 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,764 Good luck with that. 533 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,940 You know, maybe the day after tomorrow. 534 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:03,985 Maybe the day after the...Maybe next month. 535 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,248 Yeah, maybe... okay.[laughs] 536 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,863 I'm so glad that you decided to join us for the run today. 537 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:16,040 Well, I just realized after you saw the German movie without me, 538 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:18,695 that I was worried I was losing you as my friend. 539 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,002 I totally sensed that. 540 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:24,440 And that could never happen because you are...[knock on door] 541 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:27,051 Anna! Hi. Hey. 542 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:29,402 So... you guys ready to run? 543 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,794 I just need to get something in my stomach. 544 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,014 Really? I mean, yeah, okay. 545 00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,450 I got some granola. 546 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,583 You know, there is that new brunch place 547 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:39,020 right near the starting line.Panjo's. 548 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,195 Oh, I've been dying to try that place. 549 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,718 They have bottomless mimosas. 550 00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:42,893 That's a lot before a run. 551 00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,199 MICHELLE: Yes, it is. 552 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,027 You know what, though, we've already given 553 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,942 the charity our money.That's true. 554 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,727 The actual running is just symbolic. 555 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:53,426 So you guys just want to bag the run?Not completely. 556 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,384 We'll get someexercise walking to Panjo's. 557 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,343 I was gonna say let's drive.I like you. 558 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,996 It's far, yeah. 559 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,911 Can we stop by the starting line 560 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,173 and get our free T-shirts? 561 00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:09,006 Captioning sponsored by CBS 562 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:09,398 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 39369

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