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- Aah!
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Damn bloody--
[speaking Swedish]
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I'm not having this!
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How's it going, bros?
It's PewDiePie.
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You're about to watch me get the
absolute shit scared out of me.
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[overlapping screaming]
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Why did I do this?
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This show takes
what I already do,
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getting scared of horror games,
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but taking it
to the next level,
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a really fucked-up level.
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Okay, bros.
Oh, my God! Oh, no!
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So if you love watching me
get scared shitless...
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Let me out!
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You're gonna love
"Scare PewDiePie."
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[hip-hop music]
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♪ ♪
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[door buzzer]
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- Buzz us.
Buzz us.
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No, it's not working.
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- If you want us to leave,
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you have to say
the magic phrase.
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- But not bananas.
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- He can't open that door.
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- No, we must get
this door open.
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- [grunts]
Okay.
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- I got you.
I got you.
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Right here.
- Fuck you.
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Okay.
Oh, shit, that's not stable.
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- Want to get on my shoulders?
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- How's it going, bros?
It's PewDiePie.
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Special parkour edition today,
obviously.
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- You are gonna do the most
exciting game play ever.
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- Ever?
- Ever!
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- Okay, what?
- Are you ready?
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- Yes, tell me!
- Are you exci--
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are you excited?
- Yes!
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- Okay, we're going
to an office, all right?
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- Yes.
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- And you are gonna answer
fan mail to your fans.
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If I had a microphone,
I would--it would drop.
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It--boom!
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All right, let's go.
I think we've talked enough.
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- Okay, cool.
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♪ ♪
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The show is called
"Scare PewDiePie," right?
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It's more like
"Mind-fuck PewDiePie."
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I don't even know what's real
or not anymore.
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♪ ♪
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Is this the office?
- This is the office.
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- Thank you.
Great.
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- Oh, okay.
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- Hmm.
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Already late.
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Little bit suspicious.
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- Ta-da!
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- Oh, you weren't lying.
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What the--what?
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This is--
this is very spot on.
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- That's your seat.
- "Felix Q&A."
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- Yeah, sit here.
- Here?
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- Yeah.
- This is my chair?
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- That's your chair.
- Okay.
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- Felix, your fans are
a big part of who you are.
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- Yes.
- And so what we have done
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is we've collected
some fan questions.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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And we would love for you
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to read the questions
and answer them.
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- That's it?
No tricks?
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- No tricks.
- Promise?
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- Promise.
Are you ready to begin your Q&A?
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- Yes.
Yes, I'm ready.
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- We're gonna go shoot
some shots of the van.
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Jacob, let's go.
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- You don't like the Q&A, Damon?
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- I have no interest.
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Bye.
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Let's go out the front, guys.
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- How's it going, bros?
This is PewDiePie.
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Welcome to "Felix Q&A."
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- Oh, my God, you've just
messed it up on the--
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- No, no, they're fine.
- That's our camera.
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- Shh! It's fine.
Let's do this.
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First question...
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Good name.
You did it.
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.SubtitleDB.org today
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Are you trying to start a fire
on my desk?
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27 people thought this
was a good idea.
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That's interesting.
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It's hard to read because
there's so many comments.
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Some videos have literally
thousands of comments,
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and I can't read all of them,
so that's hard.
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What the fuck?
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- Hold on.
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Yeah, the lights just went out
in here.
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Hello?
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- Great.
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- Damon!
The light--
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- Sorry. Up.
- All right.
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Jeez.
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Just read the last one.
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I'm gonna go get you a water.
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- Yeah, that's 'cause it was--
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you kind of stumbled over it.
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- Okay.
Pimp man yo...
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Uh, not--
it's not--
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it's as hard as it is for you
as it is for me.
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I don't know what to tell you.
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But he has a bright idea for me.
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I should put all
the bad comments
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in a folder on my desk
and light them on fire.
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That sounds like
a terrible idea, Pimp man yo.
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I don't--Pimp man yo, you need
to chill out, all right?
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This fucking light needs
to chill out too.
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Fuck.
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Guys?
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[loud bang]
[speaking Swedish]
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[creepy music]
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Hello?
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- Felix...
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- Oh, fucking--
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- Come out into the hall.
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Play the quiet game with me.
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- Oh, my God.
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- You will find a helmet
and a lantern.
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To win, you will have to stop
yourself from screaming.
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- Ugh.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my God.
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- There's a camera with
a microphone on the lantern.
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Do you see it?
- I see it.
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- If you scream
above 80 decibels,
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you get a strike.
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Three strikes and you're out.
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Pay attention!
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- Oh, sorry.
I just kissed you.
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What the fuck?
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What?
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- If you fail two levels...
- Yes?
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- You must face
the ultimate trial.
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- No!
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- Are you ready to play
the quiet game?
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- No, I'm not!
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- Are you ready
to master death?
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- Not--what?
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- There's only one way out.
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- Where?
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- Punch your way through
the vortex.
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- Punch my way?
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Are you serious?
- They're coming behind you.
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- What?
- I suggest you move.
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- Here?
[vortex buzzes]
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No!
Okay.
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Okay, bros,
I'm doing this for you!
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All right, where do I go?
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- You need to keep
your voice down
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to pass this trial.
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- Okay.
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Oh, what the fuck?
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Okay, this is really
fucking creepy.
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Oh, what the fuck?
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[woman sobbing]
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Oh, God, more--
more crying ladies.
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Okay, great.
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[woman sobbing]
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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Is that Kevin?
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'Cause I don't care
if it's Kevin.
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[woman sobbing]
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This is a weird-ass maze, dude.
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Okay, I did it.
Okay, I did it.
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Okay.
[indistinct whispers]
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What?
What is going on?
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I don't like this, man.
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- Remember, you have
three strikes in this maze...
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so keep quiet.
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- Okay, it's gonna be fine.
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It's fine.
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It's just a maze.
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- Ah!
- Aah!
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Damn bloody--
[speaking Swedish]
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[buzzer]
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- That was strike one.
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- Okay, I'm not sure if I want
to go in there anymore.
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- Keep quiet.
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- Okay, I'm trying.
There's this fucking guy.
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- There's more behind you
than in front.
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- Oh, for fuck's sake.
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No! No!
- Aah!
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- No!
Can you stop?
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[buzzer]
No! No, no, no!
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No! No! No! No!
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♪ ♪
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Not cool, all right?
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How will I keep moving?
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Oh, thanks.
[ghostly scream]
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Oh, no!
Fuck you!
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Fuck you!
No, no, no!
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Stop this fucking bullshit!
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Okay, fuck this maze.
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Fuck--aah!
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Oh, my God!
[buzzer]
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Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
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Okay!
Ah, okay.
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I'm out.
I'm almost out.
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How long does this go?
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Stupid maze!
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Okay, I got this.
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I see some light.
[gasps]
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Yes!
Bro--what?
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What the fuck is this?
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What?
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Why am I here?
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Guys, this--
I don't appreciate this.
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[loud boom]
No!
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Hey, how's it going?
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Uh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
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- Welcome to your funeral.
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- What the fuck?
Yeah, no.
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- You failed your first trial.
224
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- No, this is why
I wear a helmet.
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- Step into your coffin.
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- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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- Close the door.
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- What the fuck?
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Okay.
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Uh, see you on the other side.
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Okay, this is great.
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[coffin creaks]
What the fuck?
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No!
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No! No!
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Why did I do this?
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Why?
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Oh, fuck!
Okay, aah!
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Let me out!
Let me out!
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[thuds hitting coffin]
Oh!
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♪ ♪
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[woman screaming]
Okay, okay, all right.
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This--this is jammed.
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Yeah, okay.
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[woman screaming]
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Oh, fucking hell.
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[woman screaming]
Stop!
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Oh...
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[thuds hitting coffin]
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Fucking hell.
250
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Okay, all right, this sucks!
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I want to go home now!
252
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[woman screaming]
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So glad I did this.
254
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So glad I signed up
for this fucking shit.
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♪ ♪
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- Welcome to your next trial,
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the meat locker.
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- That's a door.
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- Once you open the door,
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you'll have three more strikes.
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Don't go above 80 decibels...
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- Okay.
- Or else.
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- Oh, what the fuck?
[buzzer]
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- And that was strike one.
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- Oh, what the--hello?
266
00:10:00,432 --> 00:10:03,002
- Keep quiet!
267
00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:05,069
- Oh, fucking hell.
268
00:10:05,102 --> 00:10:08,206
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
269
00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,808
Oh, this is great.
270
00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:12,644
This is just great,
isn't it?
271
00:10:12,677 --> 00:10:14,178
Ugh!
272
00:10:14,211 --> 00:10:15,747
Jeez!
273
00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:17,782
Why did I wear a white T-shirt?
274
00:10:17,816 --> 00:10:19,051
- Aah!
- Aah! Stop!
275
00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:21,052
Not--okay! Okay!
Okay, all right!
276
00:10:21,086 --> 00:10:22,687
All right, jeez!
277
00:10:22,721 --> 00:10:24,288
What?
- Aah!
278
00:10:24,322 --> 00:10:25,557
- [shudders]
- Aah!
279
00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,259
- Okay! Oh, my God!
Okay!
280
00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:29,461
Ooh, fuck this so fucking hard!
281
00:10:29,494 --> 00:10:31,497
Okay! Okay! Aah!
[buzzer]
282
00:10:31,529 --> 00:10:34,500
They're gonna get me!
[screams]
283
00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,634
[gasps]
[speaking Swedish]
284
00:10:36,668 --> 00:10:38,836
Fuck.
Okay, okay.
285
00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,572
I'm going.
286
00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:41,840
[gasps]
Now, what the fuck?
287
00:10:41,873 --> 00:10:45,677
- That was strike three.
288
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,379
♪ ♪
289
00:10:47,412 --> 00:10:48,980
- Jesus!
Aah!
290
00:10:49,014 --> 00:10:50,849
Great little dungeon
you got here.
291
00:10:50,881 --> 00:10:52,316
- [screams]
- Oh, fucking hell!
292
00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:54,253
Okay, okay, okay,
just gonna go.
293
00:10:54,285 --> 00:10:56,454
Yes, this way.
Yes!
294
00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:58,691
YouTube!
295
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:01,627
Oh, for fuck's sake, what is--
okay, okay.
296
00:11:01,659 --> 00:11:03,461
What the fuck is this?
297
00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:04,763
What the fuck?
298
00:11:04,796 --> 00:11:07,599
When does it end?
299
00:11:07,631 --> 00:11:12,370
- Felix, lay on your back.
300
00:11:12,403 --> 00:11:15,240
You have failed
your second trial.
301
00:11:15,273 --> 00:11:18,644
You must now face
the hardest trial of all.
302
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,278
♪ ♪
303
00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:22,014
Felix?
- Uh-huh?
304
00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:24,582
- I'd like you to come
to the basement.
305
00:11:24,615 --> 00:11:27,919
- Um, I would not like
to come to the basement.
306
00:11:27,952 --> 00:11:29,721
[screams]
Oh, what the fuck?
307
00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:31,990
Fuck you!
Aah! Oh!
308
00:11:32,023 --> 00:11:34,293
Oh, this is not cool, man!
309
00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:37,796
Are you kidding me right now?
310
00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:40,832
[screams]
311
00:11:40,865 --> 00:11:42,800
Fucking hell.
312
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,102
I can't.
313
00:11:44,135 --> 00:11:47,238
Fucking actually--okay!
314
00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:48,874
♪ ♪
315
00:11:48,907 --> 00:11:52,478
This has gone too fucking far!
316
00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:55,847
[bell dings]
317
00:11:55,880 --> 00:12:00,384
- Felix, it's time
to play doctor.
318
00:12:00,418 --> 00:12:03,087
♪ ♪
319
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,524
- But I was enjoying it
so much down there.
320
00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:07,125
Aww!
321
00:12:07,158 --> 00:12:09,293
♪ ♪
322
00:12:09,326 --> 00:12:11,864
What the fuck?
Why is there blood on me?
323
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,432
Okay, great.
This is real nice.
324
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:15,734
Very nice.
325
00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:17,002
- Be careful getting out.
326
00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:18,736
- I'm so done.
God.
327
00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:20,605
Oh, fuck it, man.
328
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:23,808
♪ ♪
329
00:12:23,841 --> 00:12:26,644
Hey there.
Great.
330
00:12:26,677 --> 00:12:28,880
This is my favorite day, guys.
331
00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:30,783
Just fucking fantastic.
Jesus.
332
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,384
- There are tools to operate.
333
00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:36,120
Do you see them next to you
on your left?
334
00:12:36,153 --> 00:12:38,456
- Um, yes, I do.
335
00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:41,293
- You need to put one
of the tools in your right hand
336
00:12:41,326 --> 00:12:42,860
and one in your left.
337
00:12:42,894 --> 00:12:44,629
- All right, fine.
338
00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:47,231
This is fucked up.
Okay.
339
00:12:47,264 --> 00:12:48,399
[laughs]
340
00:12:48,432 --> 00:12:50,335
I got the red one
and the gray one.
341
00:12:50,368 --> 00:12:52,237
- Now pay attention.
342
00:12:52,269 --> 00:12:56,040
Inside the body cavity,
there is a key.
343
00:12:56,073 --> 00:12:59,110
A key will get you out
of this trial.
344
00:12:59,144 --> 00:13:04,850
But to find the key,
you must remove the organs
345
00:13:04,883 --> 00:13:07,619
one at a time.
346
00:13:07,652 --> 00:13:09,988
- Oh, come on.
347
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:11,289
That's disgusting.
348
00:13:11,322 --> 00:13:13,692
- If you hit the bones,
349
00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:15,827
there will be a penalty.
350
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:18,197
- If I hit bones?
351
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,731
Hasn't there been penalties
enough?
352
00:13:20,764 --> 00:13:23,701
- The surgery starts now.
353
00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:25,204
[creepy dubstep music blaring]
354
00:13:25,236 --> 00:13:26,671
- [speaking Swedish]
What?
355
00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:29,007
Okay, this is not dubstep.
356
00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:32,043
Okay, okay, okay!
All right!
357
00:13:32,076 --> 00:13:33,912
Yes, yes.
358
00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:39,518
♪ ♪
359
00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:43,055
Okay, I'm going for this thing!
360
00:13:43,087 --> 00:13:45,557
Ugh!
[electricity buzzes]
361
00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:47,359
[screams]
362
00:13:47,392 --> 00:13:49,094
Are you fucking kidding me?
363
00:13:49,126 --> 00:13:50,461
I did not hit a bone!
364
00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:52,230
[woman screams]
365
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:56,235
♪ ♪
366
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,437
Just a regular Tuesday.
367
00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:00,138
♪ ♪
368
00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:01,807
And I can't fucking hear
'cause it's fucking--
369
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,609
[electricity buzzes]
[screams]
370
00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,544
Fuck you!
371
00:14:05,576 --> 00:14:07,446
Jesus Christ!
372
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,114
♪ ♪
373
00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:11,884
[woman screaming]
374
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:13,418
[electricity buzzes]
Ah!
375
00:14:13,451 --> 00:14:15,721
Fucking fuck!
What did I do?
376
00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:17,022
Jesus!
377
00:14:17,054 --> 00:14:23,327
♪ ♪
378
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,663
I found it!
I don't need these.
379
00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:27,231
[music stops]
380
00:14:27,264 --> 00:14:29,268
Yes!
381
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:31,336
Why didn't you tell me to go
in the thing?
382
00:14:31,369 --> 00:14:33,272
- You did well.
- Thank you.
383
00:14:33,304 --> 00:14:35,039
- Now pay attention.
384
00:14:35,072 --> 00:14:36,975
Stand right where you are.
385
00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:38,410
You have a key.
386
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:42,114
There are many doors
to the morgue on the wall.
387
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,081
- Oh, come on.
388
00:14:44,115 --> 00:14:45,951
- Hopefully you can find
the door
389
00:14:45,984 --> 00:14:47,953
that opens with that key.
390
00:14:47,985 --> 00:14:50,521
You have 15 seconds.
391
00:14:50,554 --> 00:14:51,722
- Oh, come on!
392
00:14:51,755 --> 00:14:53,891
[clock ticking]
393
00:14:53,924 --> 00:14:56,260
I'm just gonna go with--
394
00:14:56,293 --> 00:14:57,461
not having any luck.
395
00:14:57,495 --> 00:14:59,030
[knocking on morgue doors]
396
00:14:59,063 --> 00:15:00,498
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
397
00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:03,668
Yes! Yes! Yes!
398
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:06,737
Okay, okay,
I can't fucking see anything!
399
00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:08,973
What the fuck is this?
400
00:15:09,006 --> 00:15:11,509
- Dude, what's up, man?
401
00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:15,480
Where did you go?
We were waiting on you.
402
00:15:15,513 --> 00:15:18,050
Want a pretzel?
403
00:15:18,082 --> 00:15:19,517
What happened?
Where'd you go?
404
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:22,254
- [muttering]
405
00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:24,723
- What's wrong with you?
Are you upset?
406
00:15:24,755 --> 00:15:25,856
- You were gonna
get me a water.
407
00:15:25,889 --> 00:15:27,024
Where's my water?
408
00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:29,360
- Right here, man.
409
00:15:29,394 --> 00:15:31,096
So the Internet's not working,
I guess,
410
00:15:31,129 --> 00:15:34,365
and so the Q&A is gonna--
is busted.
411
00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:37,568
So we're just gonna go home,
I guess.
412
00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:40,137
Why do you have a helmet on?
413
00:15:40,171 --> 00:15:42,441
- Look at my fucking back.
414
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:44,242
- Let me go grab you another
shirt--I'll be right back.
415
00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:45,744
- I wouldn't go in there
if I were you, but--
416
00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:47,512
- I'll be right back.
417
00:15:47,544 --> 00:15:50,514
- It's fucking fucked up,
all right?
418
00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:53,684
I just want to enjoy a pretzel
and some water.
419
00:15:53,717 --> 00:15:55,786
- Aah!
- Okay, yeah, yeah.
420
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:59,925
Okay, all right.
Guys, this is not--
421
00:15:59,957 --> 00:16:02,126
all right, I'm gonna go.
422
00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:05,329
Been great.
See you guys tomorrow.
423
00:16:05,363 --> 00:16:06,898
- [screams]
- Oh, no!
424
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:09,968
Oh, come on!
This is--okay.
425
00:16:10,999 --> 00:16:12,336
Wait, I'm pretty sure
I did it, all right?
426
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:15,539
I'm pretty sure I can stop!
427
00:16:15,572 --> 00:16:17,675
Please, can we--no.
428
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:19,543
I'm done--I'm--
429
00:16:19,576 --> 00:16:21,312
would you like a pretzel?
430
00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:25,116
Here.
431
00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:28,120
[dramatic music]
432
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:33,725
♪ ♪
433
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,093
All right.
434
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,995
All right, all right,
all right.
435
00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:39,197
And another game play done.
436
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:41,298
- So are you having fun?
437
00:16:41,331 --> 00:16:42,933
- Yeah.
- Okay.
438
00:16:42,966 --> 00:16:45,102
- Every day
on this fucking show
439
00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:49,307
is just the weirdest day
I've experienced.
440
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:52,576
But I did it,
and that was another wrap.
441
00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,745
So thank you for watching
this one,
442
00:16:54,778 --> 00:16:58,517
and I'll see you hopefully
in the next one.
443
00:16:58,549 --> 00:17:00,519
Brofist bump.
444
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,555
No! No!
445
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:06,490
Why?
Oh, fuck--okay, aah!
446
00:17:06,523 --> 00:17:08,526
[woman screaming]
447
00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:10,162
Okay, all right.
448
00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:12,096
I want to go home now!
449
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,899
[woman screaming]
450
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,034
Oh, my God.
450
00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:22,493
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