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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOFT FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

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MAN ON RADIO: (SINGING) Silent as the snowflake in the night

Holy is the spirit of this night

All the world is calm and peaceful

All the world is bright and joyful

Spirit of love and child of peace

DARLING: Can I open them yet?

JIM: No. DARLING: (CHUCKLES) Hurry up.

JIM: Keep them closed.

- (CHUCKLING) What is this? - Keep them closed.

DARLING: Okay.

- (CHUCKLES) What is it? - No peeking. No peeking.

And... Open.

Oh. Great.

You think I need another hat?

- (SCOFFS) Guess again. - Um...

A scarf?

You think I'd make you keep your eyes closed for a scarf?

- (CHUCKLES) - What have you wanted your entire life?

Besides me, of course.

Oh, so modest. I don't know...

- (GASPS) Oh. - (PUPPY WHIMPERS)

- Oh! - (JIM CHUCKLES)

A puppy! Oh.

- Hi! Aw. - Well, Darling, what do you think?

Oh, Jim Dear, she's a perfect little lady.

- (JIM CHUCKLES) - Welcome to the family. Hi.

(DARLING LAUGHS)

Hi! Mwah!

JIM: (GRUNTS) And that should be nice.

DARLING: Sweet dreams.

(YIPPING)

JIM: Oh, and one more thing.

- That should do it. - (WHIMPERS)

- (GROWLS PLAYFULLY) - (JIM AND DARLING LAUGH)

JIM: Oh, you silly, silly girl.

Sleep tight, Lady.

DARLING: Goodnight, Lady.

(GRUNTS)

(WHINING)

(YELPS)

(WHIMPERS)

(PANTING)

(DARLING MOANS SOFTLY)

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

(JIM EXHALES HEAVILY)

No, no, no, no, no.

Jim.

All right. Come here, baby.

Come on. All right, go to sleep.

What?

(LAUGHING) How did you do that?

How did that happen?

- Okay, Lady, that's... - No.

Okay, now watch.

See, this is where you sleep, all right?

See how daddy does it? Just like this.

(IMITATES SNORING)

See?

Huh?

- (LADY WHINING) - (JIM SIGHS)

Come on, Jim. Look at her, please, let her stay.

- All right, just for one night, Lady. - Yay!

- Get him. Go, get him. - (JIM GIGGLES)

(LADY GASPS)

Huh. Another perfect day. Better get them up.

(BARKS)

- (DARLING CHUCKLES) - (LADY WHINES)

Oh, who needs an alarm clock when they have you around?

(LADY WHIMPERS)

Oh, hello, Lady.

All right, I'm up.

Today's your big day.

Lady, let's get you ready. Come on.

Here you go. Yeah, that's a good girl.

DARLING: Let's get you clean. Does that feel good?

Aah! (LAUGHS)

Now you're official.

You wanna go show Jock and Trusty?

Yeah?

- (LAUGHS) - (LADY BARKS)

I got it! I got the...

(SNIFFING)

Collar.

(SNIFFING)

What?

(RAT SQUEAKS)

You! If you don't want trouble,

and I think you know what trouble looks like,

then you better... Hey!

(BARKING)

I hope I made myself clear!

Trusty!

Trusty? Are you over there? Hey!

(PANTING)

(SNORING)

Trusty! Trusty, guess what?

Huh? What's all the commotion?

That rat came back, you know the...

The rat? (SNIFFING)

- Where? - No, it's actually...

- Stay calm. - Trusty, it's all taken care of.

Me and Ol' Reliable will pick up the scent.

But he... But he's... He's gone, actually.

Hey, guess what, okay, I just...

Shh. Can't rush the process.

Trusty, focus. I gotta tell you something. Where's Jock?

She's working.

- (LADY LAUGHS) - Detective work...

JOCK: (SIGHS) What is going on over there? What're they talking about?

(SING-SONGY) Uh-uh-uh. Don't fidget, my sweet Jacqueline.

(NORMAL TONE) Stay still, just a little bit longer. We are finished.

Whoo.

- What do you think? Bellissima, huh? - (BARKS)

Oh, all right, you can go play with your friends.

But for five minutes, Jacqueline.

Mommy needs a new canvas. (CHUCKLES) Five minutes!

- (JOCK GRUNTS, PANTING) - I have so much to do.

(CONTINUES PANTING) Wait for me! What's goin' on?

Oh, sprinting in this sweater was a big mistake.

Your mistake was putting that thing on in the first place.

- You've got incontinence from your mouth. - Guys, guys, guys,

something very special happened this morning.

Something you won't believe.

- I got... - You got your collar!

I got my collar. Yep. (CHUCKLING) I got it!

(GASPS) Oh, Lady, it's beautiful!

- I told you it would happen. - You were right.

Here I am, officially part of the family. Forever.

You've earned it.

You know what would go great with that collar?

- A twinkly tiara to sit upon your head. - And that's my cue.

I'm gonna go track that rat.

Which is what you should be doing instead of playing dress-up. (SNIFFING)

Ay, ay, Officer Trusty.

Oh, yeah, he's not gonna find anything.

- (GATE THUDS) - (TRUSTY GROANS)

- Well, not intentionally. - TRUSTY: Found the gate.

JOCK'S OWNER: (SING-SONGY) Oh, Jocky-Wocky! Jacqueline!

Where's my little model?

Who's the greatest magician in the world? (GIGGLES)

Well, I have got to go. Congrats on the new collar.

Crivens, good family you've got there, eh?

I know. Really couldn't get any better.

This feels nice.

JIM: Mmm.

And it's only gonna get better.

(TRAIN HORN TOOTS)

HEAD WORKMAN: Clear the line! Clear the line!

WORKER 1: Come on. Keep it moving! WORKER 2: That's good. Hold it there.

WORKER 3: Put it out of the wagon, boys.

- Get to work. - Yes, sir.

(GRUNTS)

(METALLIC TOOLS CLANKING)

WORKER: All right, you need a hand with that?

Ah! Looks like it's gonna be another perfect day.

Hey! I thought I told you, you can't sleep in here!

TRAMP: Ah, perfect. (BARKS)

WORKER: Hey, Spot.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(PANTING)

WORKER 1: Coming behind you. WORKER 2: All right, go ahead then.

Come here, you mangy mutt!

I'm tired of kicking you out of here, street dog.

- (TRAMP CHUCKLES) - (GRUNTS)

- (TRAMP GROWLS) - (GRUNTS)

- (YELPS) - (WORKERS EXCLAIM)

(WORKERS CHEERING)

(BARKS)

(WORKERS LAUGHING)

Get back to work!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

WORKER: All right, hold on!

TRAMP: Whoa!

Time to steal some breakfast.

- Ooh. (WHINES) - Hey, there, sonny boy. See you around.

(TRAMP GROANS)

(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

(BOAT HORN TOOTS)

TRAMP: Hello!

Pfft, this is too easy.

Hello.

(SNIFFING)

- (WOMAN GRUNTS) - (CHUCKLES)

- How dare you! - Ma'am!

WOMAN: Your mother would be ashamed of you!

(TRAMP LAUGHS)

Aah! Ow! Ma'am!

TRAMP: I'd feel bad if I wasn't so hungry.

Ah.

- (CHOMPING) - (WHIMPERING NEARBY)

Ugh! Let me guess, left in a box by the side of the road?

You know what? I've heard it before, so beat it.

- You gotta earn your lunch. - (BABY VOICE) I hungry.

There is no way your voice is that cute.

- What's your real voice? - Please?

That's your voice?

All right, you know what? Fine.

Look, I'm not buying the hustle, but I respect the effort.

But take it from me, in about six months,

that voice is gonna drop and the bit's dead.

- That was too easy. - (BOTH GIGGLE)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

TRAMP: Oh, no. My favorite dog catcher.

There are other dogs in this town, you know.

PEG: Hey! Over here!

It's Peg and Bull. Wanna talk to ya.

Oh, man! (SIGHS) Maybe if I just act like I don't see them...

Oh, don't act like you don't see us.

Help! We got caught!

Good day, sir. Just posting bills. No need for alarm.

I already cleared this block of dangerous animals.

But I'm still looking for a cunning street dog.

- May I hang this on your window? - No, you cannot.

- There's no charge for helping me. - No.

ELLIOTT: He has demon eyes and teeth like a shark.

SHOPKEEPER You still talking about a dog?

All right, what happened?

- We robbed the butcher shop. - (CHUCKLES) Again?

Bull ate seven pounds of beef, four lamb chops, and a whole meatloaf.

- I threw up everywhere. - Yeah.

Best day of my life!

God, I keep telling ya the butcher's shop's a one-man-job.

You're always gonna get caught if you don't learn to split up!

Are you mad?

We'd rather be locked up together, than out on the streets alone.

Alone? Uh, I think you mean free?

See, while you're locked up together,

I'm free to be myself, and I'm free to be by myself.

- Yeah, yeah, we know. - Ya say it all the time.

Since you feel so free, feel free to bust us outta here.

Oh, no, no, no. You guys don't understand. I can't mess with this guy again.

Oh, but ya love makin' him look like a fool.

I'm sorry, guys, you're on your own.

Oh, you can do it. Just bust. Bust. Bust.

- Bust. Bust. - Bust. Bust.

- Okay! I'll do it. Stop yelling. - PEG: Yeah! He's gonna do it.

- BULL: Yeah! He'll do it, Peg. - No... (STAMMERS) Shh! He's coming over.

(TRAMP GROANS)

I don't feel so good.

- What's he doin'? - Don't ask me. I can't see anything.

ELLIOTT: What is that?

(WHINING)

(CHUCKLES)

Well, well, well, just the dog I was looking for.

Ah.

What are you, sick?

Oh, no, he's sick. Just throw up. You'll feel much better once you eat it.

- I got you. (GRUNTING) - (TRAMP CONTINUES WHINING)

They never thought I'd get ya.

- (TRAMP CHUCKLES) - Hey. Hey. Hey! Hey!

- (BARKING) - Hey! Not again!

That's it. I'm giving up the life of crime.

Or we can go back to the butcher.

I could eat. Yeah.

ELLIOTT: Come back here! Hey! TRAMP: Whoa!

Hey, excuse me! Hey! Hot stuff, coming through!

Hey, hi. Are you two, uh, twins?

- I'm her husband, pal. - A-ha.

- ELLIOTT: Clear a path! Halt! - Yeah. Yeah, well, congratulations!

- (BRAKES SCREECH) - (GRUNTS)

Hey, come back here!

(GRUNTS)

- Grab him! - (PANICKED CHATTER)

Somebody stop him! Come on! Dirty mangy...

WOMAN: Phil, watch out!

(TRAMP GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

(BARKS)

(SIGHS)

- WOMAN 1: You have got to try this. - (LADY CLEARS THROAT)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

WOMAN 2: How's it going?

WOMAN 3: Yeah.

LADY: Mm, isn't it time for my walk?

DARLING: Look at these cute booties I got.

WOMAN 4: Oh, wow. WOMAN 5: So pretty!

WOMAN 6: I didn't know you were coming.

MAN 1: There's gonna be screaming, crying, vomiting.

MAN 2: And then, there's the baby.

- (LAUGHTER) - Here let me top you off. Fair enough.

MAN 3: Congratulations is in order, to the father to be.

MEN: To Jim! JIM: Cheers. Everybody.

LADY: That was weird.

DARLING: (GASPS) Oh, thank you! WOMAN 5: You're welcome.

It's not a rattle. Don't worry.

Oh!

- Oh, it's adorable. - You like it?

- Oh, my goodness. - That is not gonna fit her.

- (DOOR OPENS) - SARAH: Where is my favorite niece?

- Could you just? Yes. There you go. - Oh. Sure.

Oh, where is she? Oh, there she is!

DARLING: Aunt Sarah! You made it! SARAH: Of course!

(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

- Oh. - This is for you.

- Oh, you shouldn't have. - I know.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

- Oh, wow. Oh, it's... - Yes, it's an original Majolica.

Oh, it's gonna do wonders for this room

and I knew Jim couldn't afford one with the salary of a, uh...

- Musician? - If you say so, dear.

(BARKS)

- Thank you. - I'm sure the baby will love it.

- (BARKS) - (SCREAMS)

- This is priceless! - Down, down!

- No! Bad dog! - (WHINES)

That dog needs to be trained.

DARLING: She's, uh, normally really good.

SARAH: I think you're thinking of cats.

(BRAKES HISS)

TRAMP: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We're stopping? Ugh. Some getaway driver you are.

- DRIVER: Here we go. - (SIGHS)

All right, I'll hop out here. (GRUNTS)

DRIVER: D'oh! (GROANS)

Whoa! Snob hill. Huh

- (PANTING) - (HORSE WHINNYING)

(GASPS)

Oh, my gosh! This guy's obsessed with me.

All right, I gotta lay low for a while.

(WHINING)

"Bad dog"?

What did I do wrong?

Hey, Trusty!

TRAMP: Hmm? LADY: Trusty?

Uh... Um... Yeah? Yes?

Something strange is going on, and I really need to talk to a friend.

All these people are in the house,

there's a bunch of toys, none of them are for me.

I haven't even been brushed since this morning.

I'm getting tangly.

And my afternoon snack was cold. Cold!

Oh, boy. Sounds rough. (CLEARS THROAT)

And, I can't even remember the last time that Darling gave me a belly rub.

Speaking of bellies, Darling's tummy is getting really big.

I'm pretty sure it's gas, too many treats. (CHUCKLES) We've all been there.

Oh, wow.

And Jim Dear, I don't know, he seems normal but...

You know what? I smell fear on him all the time.

- Mm-hmm. - So, I guess that's not that normal.

- I don't know. - Yeah, that sounds bad.

Huh?

(SNIFFS) You sound...

- Hey, you're... You're not Trusty. - Hey.

- Correct. But, you... - Did you just hear everything that I said?

- Yes. - Where is your collar?

- Yeah, long story. - Where is Trusty?

Um, Trusty, I'm sure, is somewhere.

- What are you doing in there? - Trusty? (WHISTLES)

- Get out of there! - Trusty?

Hey, I'm gonna warn my people inside.

What? No, no. Hey. Whoa. Let's not warn the people, okay?

Now, I would get out but I can't, and I'm not here to make trouble,

I'm the one in trouble and you could help me out here.

- I'm gonna bark. - No, please just... I can explain.

- Just gimme a second. I'm comin' over. - Here?

What do you think you're doing?

- Hey! I'm gonna bark. - No. Please, do not do that!

- I'm gonna bark. - Don't bark.

- (BARKING) - Stop. Hey, hey! Shh! Stop it!

Don't tell me what to do. (BARKING)

(BARKING CONTINUES)

Hmm.

(GUESTS CHATTERING)

What?

- (CONTINUES BARKING) - Wait... Hang on!

All right. You know what?

I heard what you said back there and you're not overreacting.

Come on. Please, please!

Look, if you keep it down, I will tell you the truth about that baby!

That... What?

- (KEYS JINGLING) - (GASPS)

Oh, man!

(DOOR OPENS)

Everything all right, Lady?

ELLIOTT: That your dog barking?

- What? - That your dog barking?

Yeah. She's mine.

Seen anything else? I'm looking for a dangerous animal around here.

Like a bear?

Worse, a stray dog.

Grey male, about two-foot four.

- Mangy, dirty, dangerous. - Please, don't.

You barking at a stray, Lady?

I'm begging you.

Fine.

Everything seems to be fine.

You sure now? He's mangy, and dirty...

- And dangerous? - Dangerous.

Yes, right.

Actually, you know, we've been having a bit of a rat problem, recently.

A rodent?

He's been getting into the yard, and spoiling our food, things like that.

The neighbors too.

I don't associate myself with vermin. They carry disease.

Ah, right. Well...

Then, um... Then thank you.

For...

Whatever this was.

Commitment.

JIM: Okay.

(SIGHS)

Oh, my!

JIM: Hmm.

(DISMISSIVELY) Ah.

- (DOOR CLOSES) - TRAMP: Phew!

Thanks. Well, can't say it's been fun. Bye!

Oh, not so fast. What did you mean back there, about the baby?

Oh, so now you want my help?

Do you want me to bark again?

Oh, fine. How can I put this?

Um... (SMACKS LIPS)

You're the center of your people's universe, right?

- You could say that. - They shampoo you in the bathtub,

- let you sleep in the bed? - (SCOFFS) You mean, our bed?

- Build you this 40/40 bathroom right here? - Gross. I have walks for that.

- Well, that's basically all over now. - What?

You're about to be replaced.

(CHUCKLING)

- Replaced? Me? - Yeah.

I don't think so. You can leave.

JOCK: (PANTING) Lady! Are you okay?

- Stay back, mongrel! - What is that?

JOCK: I'll be right over. I'm callin' the cops!

I think you can be on your way now. (CHUCKLES) Thanks for your help.

Whoa! You asked for my help.

Now look, you may not wanna hear this, but I know people, okay?

And people are not loyal,

and the sooner you start looking out for yourself,

and I mean, only yourself, the better.

Wow, that is incredibly depressing and also not true.

So, thanks for nothing. Bye.

TRUSTY: Lady, you and your friend better be careful.

I smell an intruder afoot.

(SIGHS) That's him, Trusty!

Leave the police work to me.

Oh, no! It's Officer Trusty, help. Just in the nick of time. (CHUCKLES)

- Hey! Don't push it! - Keep your scarf on, killer.

Okay, you two, thank you for the back-up but he was just leaving.

Weren't you, street dog?

Street dog? Oh, I got it.

I'll go, but only because I'm free to leave

while all of you are stuck behind your fences.

Just remember, when the baby moves in,

the dog moves out.

I'm stealing this by the way.

LADY: Hey, I let you steal that!

Replaced by a baby? (SCOFFS) Makes no sense.

- None. - No way.

I mean, can a baby fetch slippers?

- Doubtful. - Don't be daft.

Or pick up the paper.

- Not a chance. - Ridiculous.

Can a baby provide Jim and Darling

with the sense of wholeness and a reason to live?

- Uh... - Well...

My point exactly. (CHUCKLES)

(BABY CRYING)

(DOOR OPENS)

(SIGHS)

Oh, uh, Doc, actually just wanted to say, thank you so much.

- I just can't believe it. Did you see her? - Mm-hmm.

I just can't believe how perfect she is.

I mean, have you ever seen a more beautiful baby girl?

No. In my 38 years of delivering babies, your baby is the most beautiful baby.

- Really? - Good night!

- Oh, uh, I'll walk you out. - No, thank you.

- Darling, did you hear that? - (DARLING LAUGHS)

I still can't believe it.

(LADY WHIMPERS)

Good luck.

(DOOR CLOSES)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

DARLING: (SINGING) La la lu, la la lu

Oh, my little star sweeper

I'll sweep the stardust for you

La la lu, la la lu

Little soft fluffy sleeper

Here comes a pink cloud for you

La la lu, la la lu

Little wandering angel

Fold up your wings

Close your eyes

La la lu, la la lu

And may love be your keeper

La la lu, la la lu, la la lu

(BARKS)

Shh.

- Lady, not now. This is the baby's room. - (YIPS)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHISPERS) Baby.

PETE: That's a good boy, Trusty. Want some?

One for me, one for Trusty...

How's that, buddy?

JOCK'S OWNER: Commander of the entire British army, yes, she is!

What adventures is Jock going to get into?

Here we go. And one, two, three...

And! Oh, that was it, Jocky!

- Oh, that's my good girl. - (JOCK BARKS)

Oh, give mommy kisses. Who's my big star? I love you, too. I love you, too.

(SQUEAKING)

What?

Oh, no.

- (BARKING) - (RAT SQUEAKING)

Lady! The baby is sleeping!

(LADY WHIMPERS)

- (LADY WHINES) - (JIM SIGHS)

When the baby moves in, the dog moves out.

JIM: Coming.

Ah, Aunt Sarah. Thank you for... Oh. Oh. Oh!

Oh!

- There she is! (CHUCKLING) - JIM: Yes, of course, don't mind me.

Looking just like her mommy. Positively glowing.

And you. Only a month and your figure's already returning.

- It's just lovely. - (CHUCKLES) Thank you.

And you look the same.

Uh, thank you, Aunt Sarah, for watching Lady while we're gone.

Lady?

(GRUNTS)

Uh...

Dog-sitting? I thought I'd be with little Lulu.

Well, Jim's sister, she was insistent that we bring her along.

Was she now?

Thank you so much for your help.

I mean, if we could've bothered anyone else, believe me, we would have.

- (BOTH CHUCKLE) - JIM: Right.

- But thanks again. - Uh, yeah.

- Bye. - Goodbye, Lady.

You be a good girl.

(EXHALES)

I didn't even get to hold her.

DARLING: Come on, dear. Bye!

- Goodbye! - Bye!

Hello. Bye-bye.

Are you coming back?

- DARLING: Bye-bye! - Toodeloo.

(DOOR CLOSES)

SARAH: Dog-sitting. You've got to be kidding me.

I'm not even dressed for this. They just took the baby?

Huh?

(SNIFFING)

(FEMALE OPERA SINGER VOCALIZING)

(VOCALIZING ALONG)

(SNIFFING)

(GASPS, EXCLAIMS)

What?

- (PURRING) - Oh.

Cats. Okay.

Ugh. Look at this place.

- Yeah, we'll need to make some changes. - What a shame.

Okay, we have a few rules here. Oh, boy.

BOTH: (SINGING) Now sit right there and take a seat

I'm sure you're glad we came

But we've got some cleaning up to do We'll need to rearrange

That tickles.

We'll take care of this furniture If to you it's all the same

No, that... That's not something that we do...

But if you don't like how we decorate Well, that's too bad, what a shame

No, no, don't. Please, those are fragile. Don't!

Well, that's too bad What a shame

Okay. That's it!

I think that we could reupholster here This figurine is so last year

(GASPS)

- (OPERA CONTINUES PLAYING) - (LADY BARKING)

Lady! Quiet!

These tables need refurbishing These curtains need a change

But if you don't like our artistic flair Well, that's too bad, what a shame

LADY: I'm telling! (BARKING)

Lady! I said be quiet!

(SINGING CONTINUES) Cat got your tongue?

Why are you so miffed We gave your living room a modern twist

And we gon' want some credit for this Not blame

Are you mad? What a shame

- Hey! That's mine. - BOTH: Yes, and?

(MEOWING)

- That's better. - Yeah.

It really holds the room together

LADY: No, no, no.

Flowers, really?

(LADY BARKING)

The color scheme in here is cuckoo Aw, did we make a boo-boo?

It's time to break this thing on down

As soon as we get done then we'll bid you auf Wiedersehen

- But if things go wrong - Then we'll be gone

And that's too bad, what a shame

Oh! (PANTING)

I gotta do somethin' about this vase

Hey, get down from there!

Yeah, it's just a tiny bit out of place

- Oh, don't let it fall on your face - Oh, yeah

(CAT YOWLING)

No, no, no. Don't. (GASPS)

- Oh, no. Oh, no. - (CAT YOWLS)

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

My babies. (SHUDDERING)

Lady!

- (GASPS) - (LADY WHIMPERS)

MAN: Howdy?

SARAH: Excuse me. Hello. MAN: Good day.

WOMAN: Yes ma'am. I can help you with that!

- Good afternoon, ma'am! - Good afternoon.

(POLLY SQUAWKS)

Welcome. Don't mind Polly. May I help you?

- I hope so. - (SHOP OWNER GASPS)

Who is this precious little angel?

Her name is Lady, though I daresay the name doesn't suit her.

No?

I need to keep her from terrorizing us any longer.

Ah, yes. Well, how about a training harness?

- Woof, woof. - (WHIMPERS)

- (CHUCKLES) - She can't be trained.

- Well, then how about, uh... A chew toy? - (SQUEAKING)

- You think she needs to be rewarded? - (CHEW TOY WHINES)

What about that?

No, no, no. Are you sure that's absolutely necessary?

Oh, yes.

Right away.

All right, then. Here, sweet thing.

- I know. - (PANTING)

(WHINING)

- (CLEARS THROAT) Be a good girl. - (BARKING)

- Oh! Ma'am, she doesn't want it. - I want it!

- I know. I'm so sorry. - Well, hold her!

- I'm doing my... Whoa! - Can you hold... Aah!

- SARAH: Get her! - My birds! Sorry!

SARAH: Why do you please... Catch everything...

- Catch everything... Ahh! - Oh, no!

Do you sell birds? Oh! Oh! Oh!

- (PANTING) - MAN: All right, everybody, here we go!

- (GASPING) - (BAND PLAYING MUSIC)

DRIVER: Hey! Watch out there!

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

(GASPS)

- MAN: Watch out! - (CAR HORN BELLOWING)

(EXCITED CHATTER)

(PANTING)

Phew!

This is crazy. This is crazy.

Of course. A dead end. (SIGHS)

Hey! (GROWLING) I own this alley.

Oh, hi. (CHUCKLES) At least you don't live here.

I also live here.

Ooh.

I am so sorry.

Looking at it again, it's a beautiful space.

Back away from my stuff, thief.

Thief? I have never stolen a thing in my life, thank you.

And I'm not gonna start

- with this garbage. - (FLIES BUZZING)

That's my food.

Food? Oh, okay...

You trying to make a fool out of me? 'Cause that's not easy to do.

Oh, okay. You know what, I'm just gonna go.

I realize I've been an imposition.

- No, you're not going anywhere. - (GASPS)

- (GROWLING) - (LADY GASPING)

- Stop! - What?

- (LADY YELPS) - Just stop.

Oh, great. It's the tramp.

Don't make any sudden moves. You're dealing with a killer here.

Yeah, lap dog. A killer.

- Stay calm. I'm not talking about you. - Huh?

- I'm talking about her. - What?

- What? - ALLEY DOG: Who?

- Don't let those floppy ears fool you. - What?

Aren't you wondering

- why she's wearing a muzzle? - Huh.

Why such a tiny, annoying, little dog would come into your home?

- Annoying? - Yeah. You know,

I was wondering about that.

TRAMP: This dog is rabid.

She's a rabbit?

- You know what rabid means, right? - Yeah?

Like, rabies, you know?

Like, when you act dangerous

- and contagious and scary. - Huh?

- ALLEY DOG: Hmm. - Like, you're gonna kill someone.

Oh. I have rabies!

- I am acting dangerous! - Oh, my goodness!

- Easy, easy. - And contagious!

And sometimes, it's even a little more subtle than that.

- Rabies! Rabies! Rabies! - And sometimes, it's not.

(YELLING)

- She's got it bad, doesn't she? - Look out! She's headed for your stash!

- I am? - Yes, you are.

Oh, right! Yes, I am! I'm getting rabies everywhere! (GROWLING)

Even the sausages?

Oh, yeah!

- ALLEY DOG: What? - Yes, especially on the sausages.

- These are rabies sausages now. - What do we do?

Quick, run! Save yourself!

What about my sausages?

- Just go! Just leave it! - (GROWLING)

- Here she comes! - Wait, stop! I think she's got me!

- ALLEY DOG: Sorry, you're on your own. - (TRAMP LAUGHS)

Wow. (CHUCKLES) I feel alive.

(TRAMP GROANS)

Rabies! (CHUCKLES)

Wait, I seem to remember you calling me a street dog,

but here you are out on the streets.

Strange. Let me guess, baby moves in, dog moves out?

No, not at all!

This here... This is not what it looks like.

Uh-huh. You're welcome for saving your life, by the way.

And in exchange, I got you a free meal. So, I think we're even.

That's the craziest "thank you" I've ever gotten.

Maybe you do have rabies.

Hilarious. Okay, well, seeing as I'm the reason

that you got that garbage, help me get this thing off my face.

(SCOFFS) Fine. I'll see what I can do.

I think I got a friend who can help.

Now, he's a little stiff. Kinda reminds me of you.

LADY: I'm already regretting this.

This is your friend?

Please. Don't be ridiculous. This is my friend.

- LADY: Of course it is. - Come on.

You just need to hook that wire onto his teeth.

- Is your plan for him to bite it off? - Would you just do it?

Like this?

- This doesn't feel like progress. - Do you want me to help you or not?

Just lean back so this thing doesn't move...

Just make it quick.

...while I work this thing loose. What is this?

- That's my ear, please. - What? Could you stop moving so much?

- Ow. You stepped on my paw. - Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to.

- (TRAMP GRUNTS) - This is not awkward at all.

On my count, we're both gonna need to pull as hard as we can. You ready?

- LADY: Yeah. - One... (GRUNTS)

- Two. - My count.

- LADY: Okay. - Two... Three.

(BOTH GRUNT)

(BOTH SIGH)

- (LADY GASPS) - TRAMP: Oh.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(TRAMP EXHALES)

- Told you it would work. - Yep. Well, thanks for your help.

- Thank you. I mean, yeah, you're welcome. - Yeah... Thank you, too.

Have fun at home, baby. I mean, with the baby.

What?

No, uh... Never mind.

Well, this is goodbye, I think.

- Yep. - Bye.

TRAMP: Bye.

WOMAN: I'm thinking about getting one for us.

MAN: Maybe tomorrow?

WOMAN: Yes, why not?

(CLEARS THROAT) You, um... You look lost.

I think I am capable of finding my own way home, thank you very much.

Oh, okay.

I guess I won't bother telling you that's the, uh, wrong way.

I mean, if you're going home, that would be the wrong way.

No, I know. I just wanted to see what was over there.

- Now, I'm going home. - Okay.

That's also the completely wrong way.

(GROANS) Okay, yes, I am lost.

So, you just gonna stand there and mock me or are you gonna help me out?

Is that an either or question? Because ideally...

Just point. I'll be on my way, okay?

It's that way. Now, listen, this isn't a backyard.

There are rules. Lesson one. Always look both ways.

- Catch up! - Lesson two.

- Cars are heavy and they hurt! - (HORN BLARES)

Don't you know any shortcuts?

We're taking the scenic route.

I would like to get home eventually.

Why do you even want to go home?

I told you.

- This is just one big misunderstanding. - Mm-hmm.

Jim Dear and Darling must be worried sick about me by now.

Uh-huh. Yeah, no, sure.

What is that look?

Look, I hate to break it to you,

I'm just not seeing a lot of "lost dog" posters up...

You may think that you know people, but you don't know my people, okay?

They would never let me wind up on the streets.

Not on purpose.

Okay, fair enough.

But you're walking around on the street. You have no collar.

You are off leash. You smell a tweensy bit like trash.

- Rude. - Which means, to that dog catcher...

ELLIOTT: I'm looking for a street dog.

- (LADY GASPS) - Really scruffy face. Unpredictable.

You're a street dog, so that's why we're sticking to the scenic route.

Come on. You might even have fun.

Floppy ears?

- That's the one. - Yeah, I know that dog.

- That dog's a menace. - Yes.

Sleeps in my train yard.

- Show me. - Come on.

- (BOAT HORN TOOTS) - MAN: Go ahead and just stow it all away.

Come on! We gotta get across the river.

On that?

Have you never been on a boat before?

I've never seen a boat before. How are we supposed to get on?

Come on, follow me!

Here. Just a quick little jump.

LADY: No way.

Oh, come on, it's easy. I'll show you.

(GRUNTS) Ow! Ow!

Yeah, it's totally safe. Careful about the wet spot.

- Someone might've spilled something. Ow. - Yeah. I'm not gonna do that.

TRAMP: Come on! You know how to swim, right?

Welcome aboard.

WOMAN: How do you do? TICKET COLLECTOR: Hello, ticket please?

WOMAN: Thank you. TICKET COLLECTOR: Enjoy.

Oh, good afternoon, ticket please. Well, aren't you just lovely?

- (WOMAN CHUCKLES) - And such gorgeous ears.

Hmm.

Well.

- (TOOTING) - TICKET COLLECTOR: All aboard!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(BARKING)

WOMAN: Goodbye! MAN: Bye now! Have a nice trip!

Not bad. Maybe I was wrong about you.

Yeah, maybe next time you should ask me if I have any ideas

before you risk your life unnecessarily.

Ooh. Was this your way of saying that you don't want me to die?

I didn't say that.

- Oh, so now you want me to die? - (CHUCKLES) And I didn't say that either.

- Not buyin' it, kid. - It's Lady.

Oh. Nice to meet ya, Lady.

Nice to meet you, too...

Oh, I never asked you your name. What's your name?

Oh, I get called a lot of things.

You know, I get Buddy or Pooch or Spot or Butch or Scram

- or Hey, get out of the trash. - (BOTH LAUGH)

Who needs a name, you know? I'm free to be whoever I wanna be.

Free to be myself and free to be by myself.

Sky's my roof. Walk wherever I wanna walk. I walk however I wanna walk.

(LADY LAUGHING)

You're crazy.

You don't know the half of it.

- Hey, you wanna hear something great? - Sure!

(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

(LIVELY CHATTER)

(CHUCKLING) Wow! They're amazing.

Oh, yeah? Well, the singer's even better. Listen to this.

(BAYING)

(LAUGHING)

- Self-taught, by the way. - No.

I'm not the best technical singer.

But sometimes it's not about pitch or tone.

- It's just about... - Volume?

Volume. Volume helps. Obviously.

- Sure. - 'Cause you want people to hear you.

- Well, you have that part down. - (BOTH LAUGH)

- That's about all you have down. - What? How dare you?

It's an A for effort, I think...

- (BAYING) - (LAUGHING)

TRAMP: See? Being a street dog isn't so bad at all.

- And it comes with a view. - (LADY LAUGHS)

(TRAMP RESUMES BAYING)

LADY: Okay, you can stop now.

(LADY AND TRAMP LAUGHING)

See, there's plenty to do out here in this big, old world.

Yeah. I'll bet there is.

Hey. That park is pretty.

Ugh, there's a lot of bones buried in that park.

Dogs died?

No, that's just where we used to bury all our bones.

LADY: Oh. (LAUGHS)

TRAMP: And on your left is the oldest fire hydrant in the city.

- Kind of a landmark around here. - Why is that?

Seriously? It's a fire hydrant.

- (GASPS) Oh, right. Gross. - Dogs, fire hydrant.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

And just beyond this bridge here is where I had a run-in with a skunk.

LADY: Do you smell that?

No, no, no. This was years ago. I was, like, a puppy. It was...

- No, no, no, no. Whoa! - (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

What is all this?

This? This is, like, my favorite part of town.

It's Restaurant Row.

LADY: Restaurant Row?

TRAMP: Yeah, they got French scraps, Chinese scraps, meat and potato scraps.

- They got it all. - And they just give it to you?

No, not just anyone. But to me, yes.

(CHUCKLES) Okay. Well, let's give it a try.

Don't we have to get you home?

Oh.

Yeah. Home.

You okay?

I, uh...

What's wrong?

I'm not so sure I still have a home to get back to.

Oh.

Hey, I'm... I'm sure it'll be okay.

No, you were right.

Baby moves in and the dog moves out.

It happened just the way that you said it would.

I know you probably think that's what I wanted to hear, but it...

It wasn't.

You know what?

- Let's get something to eat. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

And I think I know just the place.

TRAMP: Tony's. My favorite place in town.

LADY: It smells amazing. Do we just walk right in?

(CHUCKLES) Actually I kinda use my own private entrance. Follow me.

Wait up.

Wow, I am so hungry I could eat a shoe.

- Ugh. Done it before. Overrated. - (LADY CHUCKLES)

Okay, you stay hidden. Dinner's on me.

(BARKS)

Oh. Hey, Butch. I'm sorry, my friend. Bad timing.

It's a full house in there, you know?

Whoa.

- Who is this? - (GRUNTS)

- Hola, mi amor. Buenas noches. - (WHIMPERS)

Oh, wow. Okay, let me see what I can do for you, okay?

TONY: Joe? We got tables waiting.

Yes. Sorry, boss.

- (STUTTERS) We're dying in there. - I know, I know! You think I don't know?

- Huh? - (BARKING)

Are you kidding me?

Mmm. (KISSES LOUDLY)

Why didn't you say so?

(GRUNTS) She's way too good for you, Butch.

(LAUGHS)

She's a Cockerel Spanish girl, huh?

(TONY LAUGHS)

- Joe? - Yes?

- Joe, listen, I... - Uh, way ahead of you.

Bones! What's the matter with you?

Tonight, Butch gets the best in the house.

JOE: I love it, best in the house.

Come on, we can do this. Go on. One moment, please.

What's happening?

You're asking me?

TONY: Come on! JOE: Okay.

Hurry up, hurry up.

What do I do... What do I...

TONY: Get a candle. Bread sticks. JOE: Uh-huh.

I got it.

All right.

- Can you light the candle? - Yes.

Light the candle.

I'm-a going. I only have-a two hands.

The best table in the house. And now, your table is ready.

- (LADY GRUNTS) - Take it from me,

- you'll want Tony's speciale. - (TRAMP GRUNTS)

Joe, Butch says he wants two spaghetti special.

(BARKS)

And heavy on the meatballs.

Are you silly, Tony? Dogs don't talk. Yeah?

Well, he's talkin' to me.

- Wow. - Eh? Eh?

- Two specials coming right up. - Hurry.

I'm so sorry. Yeah I'm going.

Street life, huh?

Oh, yeah. You know, I won't even eat unless

I have a table, and a table cloth, and a candle, and a menu.

- (LAUGHING) - This is because you're here.

TONY: Come on. Come on.

For our boy, Butch, and his nice new lady friend.

Huh?

- Yes. - Come on. Come on.

- Okay. - Come on.

Buon appetito.

They told me they were out of the special.

God, I thought those two were gonna sit down and join us.

Ah, don't worry. They won't bother us...

- (FOOTSTEPS) - And they're back.

(TONY CLEARS THROAT)

(PLAYING FOLK MUSIC)

(SINGING) Oh, this is the night

It's a beautiful night

And we call it

Bella notte

Look at the skies

They have stars in their eyes

On this lovely bella notte

Side by side

With your loved one

You'll find enchantment here

The night will weave its magic spell

When the one you love is near

For

This is the night

And the heavens are right

- On this lovely bella notte - Lovely bella notte

CHORUS: This is the night

It's a beautiful night

And we call it

Bella notte

Look at the skies

They have stars in their eyes

On this lovely

Bella notte

Side by side with your loved one

You'll find enchantment here

The night will weave its magic spell

When the one you love is near

Oh, this is the night...

Come on, I wanna show you something.

...heavens are right

(BOTH LAUGHING)

On this lovely bella notte

(LADY PANTING)

Wow.

TRAMP: Lady, the world.

World, Lady.

I think you two are gonna get along just great.

I sleep over there in the train yard

so, you know, sometimes I come up here just for the view.

'Course you see more in the daylight but, you know,

there's something about the night, outside, under the stars.

I've seen them from the yard before, but this is... This is something else.

(TRAMP HOWLING)

(LADY CHUCKLES)

Now you try.

I don't know if I can.

Of course you can.

I've never howled before.

What?

What?

Okay, look, you just gotta reach down deep,

and you gotta find that inner wolf inside you.

Go ahead.

Okay, give me a minute. It might be buried deep.

(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

(BAYS)

That was... That was great.

That was great. Was that a real attempt, or were you just kinda warming up?

Uh, hey! Come on, I've never done this before.

Not coming to me as naturally as rabies did.

- (CHUCKLES) - Let me try again.

(BAYS)

(HOWLS)

There you go! Did that feel good?

- That felt pretty good. - Yeah.

I think we just need to work on your...

My volume? Is that what you were gonna say? (LAUGHS)

- Exactly. - (CHUCKLES)

I've never seen the town from this high up.

I wonder if I can see my...

My house.

Hey. (STUTTERS) It's not so bad.

Look at you now. You're up here, you're howling at the moon!

Yesterday, the only experiences you had were from behind a fence.

Yeah, I know! I know.

But there was a lot behind that fence.

You know?

My life was full of love and meaning.

I was a part of something special.

We were a family.

It doesn't matter how much howling I do, I feel bad about leaving them.

You don't have to worry about leaving them.

They already left you. I mean, look, I know how much it hurts...

No, how? How would you know?

I just do.

Oh.

You do know.

You did have a home, didn't you?

Yeah.

I did.

I had a home.

I had a family.

Oh, I had it all.

They loved me.

And I loved them.

(GRUNTS)

And then one day it all changed.

I waited in that spot all day...

And all night.

I'm so sorry.

I...

I didn't know.

Eh, forget it.

Every dog's gotta learn someday, right? (CHUCKLES)

People just don't do loyalty.

Not like us dogs.

And if I were still with 'em, I wouldn't have met you.

And we wouldn't have had this amazing day.

And night. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Every day could be an adventure. You and me, no leashes or fences...

No loyalty to anyone.

- (SHUFFLING) - (BOTH GASP)

ELLIOTT: He's gotta be around here somewhere.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

I found you!

- He found me! - What?

TRAMP: Run! We gotta run. Right now!

Hey, get back here!

You're not getting away this time! Not this time!

(PANTING)

TRAMP: Come on! Through here!

(BOTH PANTING)

We need to split up. Quick. Go that way.

What? No, that's crazy. We have to stay together!

He's after me anyway. We're better off alone.

Trust me! You are wrong about this.

(RUSTLING)

Run!

(PANTING)

(GASPS)

Hey! Hey! (GRUNTS)

(PANTING QUIETLY)

ELLIOTT: You see anything? HEAD WORKMAN: Not yet.

ELLIOTT: Let's split up. We're gonna flush him out. Be ready.

HEAD WORKMAN: Oh, I will be.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(SING-SONGY) Here, boy.

(NORMAL TONE) You're all alone now, street dog.

(TRAMP SHUDDERING QUIETLY)

Come on out.

Aren't you tired?

(GASPS)

Oh.

HEAD WORKMAN: Wrap it up. I'm closing shop.

WORKER 1: I'm almost done. WORKER 2: Let's get out.

- Come on. - HEAD WORKMAN: Let's go.

TRAMP: Wait, wait, wait.

HEAD WORKMAN: Shut the door!

(BARKS)

ELLIOTT: Hey!

Don't run away from me.

Stop!

He's heading your way.

HEAD WORKMAN: I don't see him.

(PANTING)

ELLIOTT: (SING-SONGY) Here, boy.

(ELLIOTT WHISTLES)

Come on out.

Dang it.

A-ha!

ELLIOTT: Now!

HEAD WORKMAN: I got him.

(GASPS)

ELLIOTT: Don't let him get by.

HEAD WORKMAN: Not a chance.

ELLIOTT: That's it, nice and easy.

- (HEAD WORKMAN LAUGHS) - (BARKING)

- (GASPS) - Lady!

HEAD WORKMAN: Hey, hey, hey! ELLIOTT: What're you doing?

Lady, let's go!

ELLIOTT: Get her!

TRAMP: Run for it!

That was incredible! We made it!

Lady?

- (LADY WHINING) - ELLIOTT: Quit your whining.

Lady!

(PANTING)

Lady, I'm gonna...

I...

(PANTING)

I'm so sorry, Lady.

(DOGS BARKING)

(BARKING CONTINUES)

Boo! (LAUGHS)

(WHINES)

POUND DOG: You lost, kid?

She looks scared.

Aw!

(LADY WHINES)

(DOG GROWLING)

(BARKS)

(DOG CONTINUES BARKING)

PEG: Don't let 'em scare you, honey.

We're all friends in here.

Arko, is that how you treat our guest?

(WHINES)

You know better than that.

First time, love? Don't get many family dogs in here.

(SNIFFING)

Ah, smells like she's had a bath, too.

I can't remember the last time I had a bath.

This is the pound, isn't it?

Not used to digs like these, are ya, honey?

January! Just remembered.

Don't worry. Here they've got two types of dogs.

Adoptable, which is you,

and the rest of us.

Why aren't you adoptable?

Baby, we're street dogs.

We're strays.

Some of us are criminals.

Allegedly.

- (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) - (PASSENGERS LAUGHING)

POUND DOG: (CHUCKLING) Hey, you guys, listen. The boat's back.

How did you end up here anyway?

Well, a friend and I ran into trouble and got split up.

Hang on. Did you say friend? Like a "friend" friend? Or a "friend"?

- Whoa-oh. - (LAUGHING

Well, I went back to help him, but I... I...

I guess he couldn't help me.

Couldn't or wouldn't?

Oh.

Does this friend have a name?

He said he had a lot of names.

Oh, boy! Let me guess. Butch? Spot?

Or, Hey, get out the trash?

(LAUGHING)

PEG: Did you have to split up?

Or did he just say you're better off alone?

Wait. How did you know that?

PEG: 'Cause the guy we know...

He's a lone wolf!

BULL: He's a solo act!

(SINGING) He's a tramp but we love him

Pulls a new scam every day

He's a tramp

We adore him

And we know he'll always stay that way

- He's a tramp - (DOGS VOCALIZING)

He's a charmer

He's a sly one And he's a ball

He's a tramp And we love him

Oh, just don't expect him at your beck and call

Listen, you can never tell when he'll show up

- He gives you plenty of trouble - (DOGS CONTINUE VOCALIZING)

I guess he's just a no 'count pup

Who will ditch you on the double

He's a tramp

He's a loner

And there's nothing more to say

If he's a tramp

Then who needs him?

Oh, I know he'll always stay that way

- He never changes - Listen, darling

We know he'll always stay that way

We're trying to help ya

We know He'll always stay that way!

(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)

Huh. A tramp.

(DOGS BARKING AND WHINING)

ELLIOTT: Come on. It's time to go.

It's Nutsy.

Is he going home?

(DOG STRAINING)

Where're they taking him?

Through the one-way door.

(DOGS BARKING)

ELLIOTT: Come on, it's time to go.

(GASPS)

Lady! Are you okay?

DARLING: Lady, we're so sorry.

JIM: I'm so glad to see you.

Oh, you must've been terrified!

The street's no place for a dog.

Don't worry. We're going home.

JIM: Let's get you home.

DARLING: I'm glad you're okay.

Home, sweet home.

DARLING: We're not a family without you.

Home.

DARLING: Oh, look at you.

I can't believe you've been running around town all alone.

That's just awful.

SARAH: Welcome home.

- I tried my best to tidy up. - (GROWLS)

Oh, you found her!

Thank goodness she's safe and sound.

Wish you hadn't run off like that, Lady. You upset everyone.

DARLING: Oh, that's okay, Lady.

What Aunt Sarah meant to say was she's sorry.

And she was just leaving.

Tsk. Oh, well you know what?

Just so happens that I do have a very important engagement to attend to.

You know, if I were you, I would think long and hard

about letting that dog get close to that sweet baby.

- I mean, next time we can... - Oh, there won't be a next time.

Excuse me?

- How dare you! - (CATS MEOW)

Well...

Aunt Sarah does have a point about letting you get close to the baby.

(LADY WHIMPERS)

(YIPS)

It's all right, Lady. Come on.

- Come on, Lady. - Come on.

Lady, this is Lulu.

DARLING: She's part of the family now, too.

JIM: Go on.

(JIM CHUCKLES)

- DARLING: Oh, there you go. - (COOING)

Are you playing?

Oh. Hey!

(INAUDIBLE)

Isn't it nice to have everything back to normal?

Says the dog in a dress.

Oh, for goodness sake, watch your drool! I've already had a bath today.

Oh, I really missed you guys.

And things with Jim Dear and Darling are, uh...

Well, I'm not the center of their world anymore,

but our world is just bigger.

That's all. We have Lulu now.

Oh, sounds exhausting.

We're just glad you're off the street. Away from that dirty street dog.

Yeah, guess you all were right about him.

Although it wasn't all bad.

You know, street dogs, they're just like us.

They just aren't lucky enough to have homes.

That's all.

Then it's a darn good thing you made it back to yours, innit?

Yeah.

I cannot imagine life on the street!

Scrappin' about for your next meal, no fences to make you feel safe.

It is the oddest, most bizarre life I can imagine.

(SING-SONGY) Jock! Jacqueline!

Who's ready to entertain the court?

That's my cue. Hope I break a leg.

Yeah, wouldn't that be a shame.

Don't push it, Mister. I may be small, but I am mighty.

Good to have you home, Lady.

(SIGHING)

(WHIMPERING)

(HOWLING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Look what the cat dragged in.

I don't know. This guy, he looks too blue to be the Tramp.

Oh, hey, guys. Why are you wearing collars?

Turns out we're adoptable.

There's my two. I hope you're hungry.

Here you go.

Just a little snack before dinner.

What?

Save some room. Stay.

You believe that? (SNORTS)

- The butcher just gives it to him. - (CHUCKLES)

Hey, wait, wait. Hang on. You two, adopted?

Never really took you two for family dogs.

In a way, we've always been family dogs.

At least to each other.

What is the world coming to? Everybody's living with people!

Easy. What're you so upset about?

This wouldn't have anything to do with that girl we met in the pound, would it?

What? Who? Lady? But, did you meet her?

No. I'm not thinking about her. I'm doing good. I'm doing really good!

Are you sure? 'Cause you seem like you're doing terrible.

No, Bull, you got it all wrong. He's doin' great.

He got what he always wanted, and was right about everything.

Are we looking at the same dog?

Yep. He's free to be himself,

- and free to be by himself. - By myself.

(GROANS)

- I screwed up, didn't I? - Yep, sure did.

What's goin' on, Peg?

Doesn't matter. It's...

It's too late.

Her family came back for her.

You mean like she did... for you?

Oh, man.

I gotta fix it. I don't know if I can, but I... I gotta try. I have to.

- We get it. - I don't!

Just let her know how you feel.

- TRAMP: Okay! - Peggy, fill me in. What just happened?

TRAMP: I'm stealing this, okay?

No, it's not okay! Thief!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

TRAMP: Hey.

(GASPS)

(SIGHS) What do you know? It's the Tramp.

Brought you somethin'.

Here.

Picked it out, special.

(SCOFFS)

Did you steal that one, too?

No.

It was a gift.

A borrowed gift that, um...

Okay, yep, I stole it.

Uh-huh.

Look, um...

Back at the train yard...

I'm so sorry for, um...

I never should've left your side.

You said it yourself.

Nobody else is loyal, so why should you be?

I should've just believed you.

No. You shouldn't have believed me.

Whatever I said about that, about, you know, being free and...

That was not true.

Because being free without you there, now it's just...

That's just... being alone.

Look, um, you know I'm a street dog. And I don't have much value to anyone...

Don't you say that.

You have value to me.

I missed you.

Missed you, too.

Sometimes I come outside at night just to howl at the moon.

(CHUCKLES) Well, that... That doesn't have to end.

We could howl again. We can run free.

Have more adventures.

It's... It's not too late for that.

Is it?

Sorry... but it is.

I belong here... with Jim Dear, and Darling, and Lulu. We're a family.

They depend on me.

And I'm loyal to them.

Yeah, you're...

You're right.

You deserve it, Lady.

You deserve it, too.

You deserve love.

I'm just sorry that it can't be with me.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

JIM: Lady! Come inside.

I'll go.

Um... (CLEARS THROAT)

You belong with your family.

Lady! Come in out of the rain.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

It's...

(GROANS)

- (RAT SQUEAKING) - (GASPS)

(BARKING)

(SQUEAKS)

Lulu!

(BARKING)

The stray I'm after was running around the streets with your dog.

DARLING: Lady! JIM: Lady!

ELLIOTT: I know he's coming here. And she knows it, too!

- Whoa! Lady! - It's all right. You know what?

- No. Please. - I'm gonna let her calm down. Come on.

ELLIOTT: That's obviously why she's barking.

JIM: (SHUSHING) There, there. It's all right.

DARLING: No, actually I think she's still upset about her experience at the pound.

ELLIOTT: Well, clearly she learned nothing from her time there.

- JIM: Just for a minute, Lady. - (BARKING)

(SIGHS) So strong. She...

(LADY BARKING IN DISTANCE)

Lady?

It's so late. It's a good thing we heard the door.

- We were about to get into bed. - Oh, yeah.

It sure is, ma'am. Safety can't wait till morning.

(LADY BARKING)

TRAMP: Lady?

Lady? It's me!

Thank goodness! You came back!

Are you okay? What's wrong?

There's a rat in Lulu's room. But I can't get out of here.

- I'll take care of it. - You will?

Okay. But be careful. The dog catcher's in there.

Don't worry. I got this.

Hurry!

ELLIOTT: I've been tracking this street dog for hours.

If he isn't here already, he will be.

This is the same stray that you were looking for before?

The very one.

DARLING: Hmm. And you still haven't caught him?

Is that the back of your property?

- DARLING: Uh... - What... What... Please, come right in.

Uh, what's... Hold on.

(WHISPERS) What? I'm sorry.

And you're sure he's headed this way? Ow!

ELLIOTT: Yes. And for your safety, I better wait for him.

And you'd better make some coffee.

DARLING: Jim, you heard the man.

JIM: Right away, Darling.

ELLIOTT: Coffee without cake is the devil's work.

(THUNDER CONTINUES RUMBLING)

(DOOR CREAKING)

(GROANS) What is going on up there?

ELLIOTT: I'm telling you, I had him...

Inches from custody.

And keep in mind, this dog is mangy, dirty, dangerous.

Hmm.

- (LULU COOS) - Huh?

(LULU SQUEALS)

(SMACKS LIPS) Aw!

(CREAKING)

- (RAT SCREECHES) - (TRAMP YELPS)

(TRAMP GRUNTS)

Ow! Get off me!

(TRAMP GRUNTING)

(SCREECHING)

(TRAMP GROWLS)

(BARKS)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GASPS)

- Huh? - (RAT SCREECHES)

(TRAMP GRUNTING)

(BARKING)

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

(SCREECHING)

No! Stay away from the baby!

(TRAMP GROWLS)

(GASPS) No!

(GROANS)

In the trial...

(GROANING)

(LULU FUSSING)

(CRYING)

Oh, you're okay.

(SCREECHING)

(LULU CONTINUES CRYING)

Wait, is that Lulu?

(GROWLING)

(TRAMP GRUNTS)

JIM: Oh, God.

(TRAMP GRUNTING)

- (LULU CONTINUES CRYING) - (GROANS)

(SHUSHING) Hey, hey!

- Lulu? - (GASPS)

Get away! Get away from her!

All right, stay back! Get back! Back up!

- Lu! - JIM: He's here!

DARLING: Lulu! JIM: Get the baby!

- Is she all right? - DARLING: I don't know!

- JIM: Stay! Stay! - (WHINES)

We're okay. He's here! The dog's here!

ELLIOTT: You got very lucky there. This one's a real menace.

JIM: Careful. Uh, are you sure you've got him?

ELLIOTT: Don't worry. He's not going anywhere.

This is so strange. I've never seen this dog before in my life.

I don't know how he got inside.

Dogs can be dangerous.

This is exactly the kinda thing we try to prevent in my profession.

Of course.

You know, I must say, I...

I didn't take you seriously at first.

I get that a lot.

But you're safe now.

He's off the streets,

and we've got strict rules on what happens to dogs that attack humans.

Well, thank you very much for your time.

- Good night. - Good night.

- Did you hear all that ruckus? - Mm-hmm.

JOCK: Do you really think he went after the wee baby?

I never trusted him, but I never thought he'd do that.

(LADY BARKING)

Lady, I'm so sorry.

You were just trying to warn us about that dog...

Oh. Lady! Lady!

(BARKS)

- Lady? - (LADY BARKS)

- (SNIFFING) - Hey! Lady!

Lady!

(SOFT BARK)

What?

(GROWLS)

- (GASPS) - JIM: Darling!

Jim, come here!

What?

(BARKS)

Oh.

- (DARLING WHIMPERS) - Oh, God. What is it?

It's a... It's a rat.

Oh.

Oh, no. I've...

(PANTING)

Where'd he go?

Dog catcher took him to the pokey.

- I've gotta stop them! - What happened?

- It was the rat! - (JOCK GASPS)

Trusty! Maybe we misjudged him.

Lady didn't. We gotta help her.

I can't run in my kilt!

You're gonna have to try.

(GRUNTING)

DARLING: Oh, no!

What is she doing?

BOTH: Lady!

- Lady! - Lady!

(JOCK YELPS)

- Lady! - Let's go get her!

Let's go get her. Come on. Come on!

LADY: We've gotta stop that wagon.

JOCK: I'm not built for speed, you know?

TRUSTY: You can do it, little doggie.

JOCK: Oh, my wee legs!

ELLIOTT: Everyone thought I was crazy.

But I don't look so crazy now, do I?

(ALL PANTING)

LADY: Come on! Keep going!

(GROANS) In the name of the wee man! I'm naked.

Nah, you're just faster.

(JOCK GROANS)

What has gotten into her? Why would she be chasing that stray?

Jim, Lulu's fine.

Did we actually see that dog attack her?

Yes!

No?

Huh.

(PANTING HEAVILY)

- Which way did they go? - I didn't see it!

Fear not, the bloodhound sees with his snout.

(SNIFFING)

Not this again!

LADY: You can do it, Trusty. We believe in you.

JOCK: We've no got time for this!

- Quiet! I can't hear myself smell. - (JOCK GROANS)

LADY: This is your moment, Trusty.

Come on, Ol' Reliable.

LADY: You can do it, Trusty.

TRUSTY: I got somethin'.

(TRUSTY GROANS)

Snapper! Darn it!

Sorry, Lady, I'm wrong.

Truth is, Ol' Reliable is old and not that reliable.

Trusty! Now you listen to me!

I want you to focus on me.

I have not listened to you witter on about "Ol' Reliable"

for half of my short life just to see you quit when we need you!

Now if I can run through the streets stark naked with these wee, tiny legs,

you can smell a dog in a wagon!

Now, do it!

Yes, ma'am.

- (SNIFFING) - Use your skills, bloodhound!

LADY: Come on.

TRUSTY: Banana peel... Trash...

LADY: You can do it, Trusty. TRUSTY: Cat dung.

LADY: Smell hard!

TRUSTY: I did it?

I did it! This way. Come on!

LADY: Come on! JOCK: Oh, well. Here we go.

(ALL PANTING)

LADY: Look, there it is, Trusty! You did it!

TRUSTY: Ol' Reliable strikes again!

JOCK: I never doubted you for a second!

LADY: Come on! Through here!

(ALL PANTING HEAVILY)

(ALL BARKING)

TRAMP: Lady...

No! What are you doing?

LADY: Come on!

Don't worry, we're gonna save you.

TRAMP: Lady! No! It's too dangerous.

ELLIOTT: You crazy dog. What are you doing?

- (LADY BARKING) - (WHINNYING)

ELLIOTT: Easy! Whoa!

Slow down! Whoa!

Easy! Easy!

LADY: Come on!

JOCK: My legs can't go any quicker!

TRUSTY: Sorry, Lady...

LADY: Oh, no! We're losing them.

Lady! No!

(LADY BARKING)

Whoa!

- (HORSES WHINNYING) - (CONTINUES BARKING)

No! No, no, no! No!

(YELLS)

(COUGHS, GASPS)

- Oh, no. - (ELLIOTT GROANING)

(GASPS)

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, come on.

You're okay.

Get up.

Come on. Please?

Just wake up.

Please?

You can't go.

We... have places to go, adventures to... take.

Just wake up. Please?

(SIGHS)

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

(HOWLING)

(SOBBING)

(GROANING SOFTLY)

Pretty good, kid.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

We still need to work on your volume.

Okay. (CHUCKLES)

Ah, he's okay.

Oh, I think I might faint.

(LADY SOBS)

- DARLING: What happened? - Oh, no! Lady!

Lady!

Is she hurt?

- Hey. It's okay. It's okay. - Sorry.

- It's all right. We're okay. - Jim, he's bleeding.

Oh, he got hurt protecting Lulu from the rat.

How'd this happen?

- Come on. You're still coming with me. - JIM: Whoa!

(TRAMP WHINES)

DARLING: Jim? Hey!

- (BARKING) - Hey, Lady, it's all right.

- Calm down, calm down. - Hey! Let him go!

I don't care what it takes. I'll walk you to the pound if I have to.

(BARKING CONTINUES)

What? Okay. Okay.

- We have to do something. - Okay.

Stop! Stop it! You can't do this!

What? He was attacking your baby!

No, he was protecting our baby.

Ma'am, any unlicensed dog without a home will be immediately impounded!

He...

He has a home.

He's a street dog!

No, he's not. He has a home.

What?

That's our dog, sir. He's coming home with us.

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

(SOFTLY) Hi. Come here, boy.

Hey, buddy.

(LADY WHIMPERS)

- Come here. - Hey, buddy.

(WHINING)

- Hey, come here. Come on. - It's okay.

- It's all right. Come on. - (TRAMP WHINING)

- (JIM CHUCKLES) - Good boy.

Hi. Hi.

(BREATHING SHAKILY)

DARLING: There. That's better.

- JIM: You're okay now, boy. - (WHIMPERS)

Thank you for helping Lulu.

DARLING: What a good boy.

JIM AND DARLING: Aw!

I just figured out what I'm gettin' you for the holidays.

- Dignity. - Ugh!

PUPPY: Auntie Jock, come play with us!

Well, who do we have here?

Now this is a look I approve of.

Thank you, Trusty.

They're from the pound.

Sally was inspired by Lady's new friend.

I wasn't so sure at first but, you know, it's like Lady said,

"Our world is bigger now."

And I must admit,

- they are... very, very soft. - (PUPPIES WHIMPERING)

(PUPPIES GIGGLE)

Hey, cadets. I'm your Uncle Trusty.

Hi, Uncle Trusty.

Y'all wanna hear a tale of Ol' Reliable?

About the time I sniffed out a dog catcher?

Saved a poor stray with a heart of gold.

Yeah! Tell us, Uncle Trusty.

Yeah, tell us.

Gather around, pups.

- PUPPY 1: Yay. - (PUPPY 2 GIGGLES)

PUPPY 1: Story of a Ol' Reliable.

- PUPPY 2: No. Old Reliable. - (PUPPIES GIGGLE)

JIM: Okay. I wonder who this one is for?

Wow!

Look at that.

Wow, look at that. What is it?

All right. Come here, boy. It's time we made you official.

DARLING: Aw!

Look at that.

- Welcome to the family. - There you go.

Hey, what do you think, Lady?

(LADY BARKS)

- You like it? - Yeah?

- (LULU COOS) - Yeah, Lu?

Why don't you open Lulu's present?

Wow, look at you with a collar.

- You almost look like a family dog. - (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)

Can you believe it?

Well, you'll always be the Tramp to me.

Ha, ha.

So, how does it feel?

You know, it kinda feels...

What, too tight? Too itchy?

No, um...

Might take some gettin' used to.

LADY: Hmm.

Was gonna say, it kinda feels, um...

like home.

DARLING: (SINGING) Silent as the snowflake in the night

Holy is the spirit of this night

All the world is calm and peaceful

All the world is bright and joyful

Spirit of love

And child of peace

Love unending

That shall not cease

Peace, my children

Of goodwill

Peace, my children

Peace, be still

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

WOMAN: (SINGING) Two times is good

Twice the beauty, twice the fun More than for once

'Cause inside, we're cooking up

A lifetime of adventures

Mischief and romance

That's the good stuff

That's enough

Never mind your pedigree

You and me, babe, that's a match

Let's make new memories

Think of schemes that we can hatch

Make magic out of simple things

A few bones, our home and some pups

Yeah

That's the good stuff

That's enough

So, I was thinking

If you and I could take the day off

Go around town Visit some of our favorite spots

'Cause there's nothing like

Spending time together You know, you and I

How about we get into some big trouble?

Yeah

You know that kind of trouble

Oh, come on, yeah

Better than ever now

While we're howling at the moon

Feeling invincible

'Cause you and me, we're in cahoots

Now, the thing that I would switch up

Some black cat couldn't change my love

I got you, babe

Oh, we've got each other now

That's the good stuff

That's enough

(SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)