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You all look terrific.
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Now, everybody should be
two arms' lengths apart.
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Two arms' lengths apart.
Yeah?
Close-up, my man.
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The object is to create
works of individual
artistic expression.
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Copying is strictly forbidden.
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- Ahh, here comes
the guest of honor now.
- [ Man ] Here he is.
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Salmoneus, I got your message.
It sounded urgent.
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What could be more urgent
than the burning fires
of creative inspiration?
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What?
King Armand wants a new
centerpiece for his museum.
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In exchange,
he'll give a fortune
to the War Orphans' Fund,
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minus my small
finder's fee, of course.
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Uh, how small?
Fifty dinars.
A pittance!
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Financial remuneration
is not always on my mind.
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If we can serve these artisans,
put them on the map...
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and serve charity
at the same time,
it's all worth it, huh?
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And after
they're on the map,
what's your cut?
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Uh, 75%.
Yep.
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And well earned.
If it weren't for me,
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these guys would be painting
cows and pastures the rest
of their anonymous lives.
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[ Sighs ]
I said, no copying, Xerox.
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[ Copy Machine Whirring ]
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[ High-pitched ]
Whoo!
Hmm.
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Okay, this is for art
and charity,
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so you want me
to be a judge, right?
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Uh, that,
and I want you to pose.
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You, my friend,
are going to be
a work of art.
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I, uh,
I don't think so. No.
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Eh, I did mention charity?
The home for poor war orphans?
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[ Sighs ]
Fine.
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They'd like you
to take off your shirt.
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Uh, it's more, um,
expressionistic,
more herculean.
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A-Are you kidding?
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No, I-- There's--
There's a draft in here.
I can't--
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A draft?
You are Hercules,
aren't you?
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No, I can't help.
There's a draft!
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Fine. Fine. Fine.
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Just a thought.
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Why stop with the shirt?
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You know,
they say the purest form
of artistic expression...
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is the nude human figure.
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[ Scoffs ]
Forget it.
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Think of those orphans!
You're talking about a draft!
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They're sleeping under a roof
that doesn't even exist!
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Huh? Come on.
Be a sport.
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Be a hero.
Take off your clothes.
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Do I at least
get a curtain
to change behind?
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- Shy, Hercules?
- Hey!
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[ Chuckling ]
Oh. Look who's here.
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Oh, Atalanta!
Hi.
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I hardly recognized you
with your thighs covered. Oh.
[ Clears Throat ]
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Hercules, Salmoneus,
meet Curteus.
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You know Hercules? How?
You said you were
such a homebody.
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Homebody? Kid you should've
seen her at the first Olympics.
She took a--
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Why, yes.
Just watching was exciting.
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Curteus, would you like
some punch?
Here, I'll get it.
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Atalanta--
[ Coughs ]
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You look more like a schoolmarm
than a female powerhouse,
rippling with sensuous--
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Curteus likes
the soft look.
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Guess it's easier
to imagine me baking cookies...
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than slaving
over a hot forge.
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Baking? Well, if you can
throw a meal together as well
as you throw a javelin,
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I'm coming over
for dinner.
That was then, this is now.
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Hmm?
I've spent my whole life being
competitive in a man's world--
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at work, in sports--
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and what do I have
to show for it?
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[ Together ] Well--
Well, no social life,
that's what.
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Guys just think of me
as one of the guys.
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So that's why I decided
to change my look.
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They're not interested
in the real me.
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If you think that, then you've
been meeting the wrong guys.
[ Joining In ] Wrong guys.
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Boring.
Artists, "schmartists."
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Hey, get a load
of muscle lady
in a dress.
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Yeah.
[ Continues, Indistinct ]
Who would've "thunk" it?
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A smithy
with a girlie streak.
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Make that freak.
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Careful your sweetie
don't crush you
when you snuggle.
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What do you boys
got against Atalanta
anyhow?
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What do you mean,
"boys"?
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We had the only
smithy business going
till she came along.
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Yeah, with her bleeding heart--
free plowshares for the poor.
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[ Man ]
Free plowshares?
What's she thinking?
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What's this about?
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Oh, no.
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Excuse me.
Thirsty?
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We'll fix that.
[ Chuckles ]
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Here, cool off.
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[ Shouting ]
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- Curteus, what happened?
- Sissy-boy slipped.
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Uh, why don't you guys
just back off, okay?
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What? Another defender
of the helpless maiden?
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You don't wanna mess
with me and my clan.
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Only three against one?
You really don't wanna
mess with him.
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Who says
there's only three of us?
[ Chuckling ]
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[ Man ]
Come on.
Don't get bruised.
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Thanks.
[ Man #2 ]
Finally, a little action!
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[ Chuckling ]
[ Woman ]
He don't look so tough!
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I-- I can see the, uh,
family resemblance.
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[ Man #3 ]
Let's get him!
[ Grunts ]
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-[ Man #4 ] Oh! Oh!
- [ Screams ]
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[ Shouting ]
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Go get in there.
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[ Shouting ]
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[ Shouting,
Grunting Continue ]
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[ Snickering ]
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[ Atalanta ]
Not so fast, sister.
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Aaah!
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[ Grunting, Gasping ]
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Yes!
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[ Shouting,
Grunting Continue ]
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- Come on.
- Now that's what I call
a work of art.
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Hey!
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Huh?
[ Shouting ]
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Come on. Get up,
you no-good-for-nothing lunk.
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You let a woman
do that to--
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[ Grunting ]
Hey! Who turned out the sun?
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[ Man Narrating ]
This is the story
of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued mankind
with suffering.
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Only one man dared
to challenge their power--
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever
there was evil,
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wherever an innocent
would suffer,
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there would be... Hercules.
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- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]
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Hail!
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Good job.
I'm, uh, sorry you got
swept up into that.
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Don't be.
I haven't had
so much fun in a long time.
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Atalanta?
Curteus, thanks so much
for sticking up for me.
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I never realized
you're so, so--
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Surprising?
Athletic?
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So... muscular.
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I, uh, I-- I gotta go.
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Wait!
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Forget him.
The kid doesn't appreciate
your womanly, wonderful,
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golden gorgeousness
like I do.
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He just wasn't
the right one for you.
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Oh, and who is?
Uh-hum!
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Not you, huh, Hercules?
Atalanta--
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I know.
Don't say it--
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"We'll always be friends."
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[ Grunts ]
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Shoo!
[ Clucking ]
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Well, I did it again,
Hephaestus.
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Stuck my big foot
in my mouth...
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and humiliated myself
in front of the world...
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and Hercules.
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Mmm? No.
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Uh, yeah.
Well, these ought to do it.
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[ Hercules ]
Well?
Coming right up!
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It's about time.
[ Gulps ]
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Here you go.
Thank you.
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Let's hope they enhance
the artistic symmetry and flow.
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Yes.
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Mmm? Ooh.
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[ Gasps ]
[ Man ]
Inspiration.
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[ Woman ]
Look at that!
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[ Man #2 ]
I've never seen anything
like it.
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Confidence!
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Confidence!
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Right. Okay.
Now, interpret
what you feel.
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Interpret
what you see, hmm?
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Each result
should be different.
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After this, you're all
gonna be famous, huh?
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- Salmoneus.
- Yeah.
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- You're slowing them down.
- Right.
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Now, Hercules,
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a little flex!
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You're pushing it.
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Work always
makes me feel better.
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[ Sighing ]
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[ Giggling ]
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[ Hammer Striking Chisel ]
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[ Hammer Striking Metal ]
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[ Sizzling ]
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[ Smashing ]
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[ Hammer Striking Metal ]
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All that racket.
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What do you think
she's buildin'?
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If she's smart,
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her coffin.
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So, what do you think,
Hephaestus?
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Good job, huh?
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I always knew
I had an artistic flair.
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Well, if I can't
have Hercules--
[ Chuckles ]
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I guess this is
the next best thing.
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Forged of fire and steel.
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No blood in his veins.
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Can't disappoint me.
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Can't hurt me.
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Can't make me cry.
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[ Sighs ]
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The perfect man.
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We're alike,
you and I.
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Maybe it's...
my destiny...
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to be a living,
breathing sculpture...
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of muscle and flesh,
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apart from everyone,
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alone forever.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Horse Neighing ]
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Oh, so,that'swhat
she's been up to--
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building
her very own boyfriend!
[ Laughing ]
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00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,527
Here. When she gets back,
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we're gonna stick
them muscles of hers...
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and see if they burst.
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Well, I don't know.
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Swillus said let's wait
till Hercules leaves town.
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Well, Swillus ain't here,
is he?
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Now, get ready!
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[ Electrical Surging ]
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[ Both Screaming ]
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[ Screaming Continues ]
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Hmm.
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Hercules?
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- [ Chuckles ]
- Hercules?
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Hmm.
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[ Horse Sputtering ]
Is this a joke?
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Hephaestus,
is this your doing?
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I asked for the perfect man--
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I guess I got him.
[ Grunts ]
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00:16:02,277 --> 00:16:05,781
Well, maybe not exactly
what I expected.
[ Chuckling ]
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Oh, boy,
this is wild.
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You sure look like
the real one.
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[ Knocking ]
[ Man ]
Atalanta, you here?
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I got some horses here
to show you.
Hmm!
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I gotta go.
Just stay put.
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Stay.
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Stay.
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[ Chicken Clucking ]
Hmm?
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[ Clucking Continues ]
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[ Shrieks ]
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[ Clucking ]
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[ Imitates Clucking ]
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[ Sniffing ]
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Hmm.
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[ Grunts ]
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00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,570
[ Horse Neighs ]
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Yolk for the yokel?
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How's it taste?
Yummy?
Yummy.
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00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,327
Hmm?
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00:17:25,327 --> 00:17:29,331
No, thanks.
I already had a hearty
ambrosia breakfast.
247
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:34,069
I gotta admit.
248
00:17:34,069 --> 00:17:37,072
Old Hephaestus
sure does good work.
Mmm.
249
00:17:37,072 --> 00:17:39,074
You look like Hercules,
all right.
250
00:17:39,074 --> 00:17:41,076
Hmm. Hercules?
251
00:17:41,076 --> 00:17:43,929
No. You're Hercules.
252
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,932
I'm a goddess, dummy.
Discord's the name.
Hmm.
253
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:51,420
I got me some big
family shoes to fill,
254
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,922
and I just know you're
gonna help me fill 'em,
255
00:17:53,922 --> 00:17:55,908
just as soon
as I unleash you...
256
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,895
on that big, wide world,
that is.
257
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,831
[ Moans ]
258
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,300
[ Horse Neighing ]
259
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:08,203
[ Gasps ]
Go.
260
00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:10,205
Enjoy.
261
00:18:10,205 --> 00:18:12,591
[ Panting ]
262
00:18:16,445 --> 00:18:19,948
Go on. Attaboy.
263
00:18:19,948 --> 00:18:21,800
Mm-hmm.
264
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:29,074
[ Man ] At last.
All right, geniuses. It's time
for Hercules to pick a winner!
265
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,577
I-- I'm sure they're
all wonderful, and choosing one
won't be easy.
266
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:35,464
[ Chuckling ]
[ Man ] I've waited for
this moment all my life.
267
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:40,152
- [ Hercules ] It's an eye.
- It's the eye of Hercules.
268
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:42,387
It's-- It's--
It's abstract.
269
00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:44,439
It's-- It sends chills
down my spine.
270
00:18:44,439 --> 00:18:47,442
Very incisive, Picassus.
I got naked for an eye.
271
00:18:47,943 --> 00:18:49,945
Uh, what do
you think?
272
00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:52,948
It's not like
what I draw at home,
but I'm sure it's very good.
273
00:18:52,948 --> 00:18:56,451
[ Laughing ]
Moving on.
274
00:18:58,954 --> 00:19:01,924
[ Salmoneus ]
Oh.
275
00:19:01,924 --> 00:19:06,328
Um, forgive me, Davincium,
but i-it looks
a little feminine.
276
00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:08,831
Don't be so literal.
These are artists.
277
00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:12,835
Everything is imaginative.
Everything is
completely original.
278
00:19:12,835 --> 00:19:15,704
Next, Xerox.
279
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:21,226
Not everything
is completely original.
280
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,228
Moving on.
281
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,734
I call it
The Ponderer.
282
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,236
Yes, you would.
I mean, what else
could you call it?
283
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,739
He ponders.
284
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:38,243
Next, we have
that fine young renderer
of pop culture,
285
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,245
Warholius.
286
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:48,670
Words fail.
Hercules, it's gonna be
a tough job,
287
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,623
but you gotta pick a winner.
[ Man ]
There he is! Hercules!
288
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:55,027
We need your help.
The mine caved in.
Some of the men are trapped.
289
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,012
Salmoneus, this can wait.
Let's go.
290
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:59,014
No, it can't!
Hercul--
[ Woman ] Hey, where's he going?
291
00:19:59,514 --> 00:20:02,517
Herc, don't-- Whoa--
[ Man ]
Come back.
292
00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:05,888
We're gonna
have a slight delay.
293
00:20:05,888 --> 00:20:08,190
All right.
We're gonna have to
set some ground rules.
294
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:12,694
For one thing,
hay is for horses, not for--
295
00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:15,197
Hello?
296
00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:17,699
Hello.
297
00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:19,701
Where'd he go?
298
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:21,703
Oh, great.
299
00:20:24,706 --> 00:20:27,926
[ Grunting ]
300
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,711
[ Footsteps Approaching ]
301
00:20:29,711 --> 00:20:32,714
Hercules!
Ah, thank the gods!
302
00:20:32,714 --> 00:20:35,500
I thought you were still
back at the art fair.
303
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,970
Anyway, I could
use some help.
304
00:20:40,088 --> 00:20:42,641
- Help?
- Yeah.
305
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:46,528
All you gotta do is--
is grab and-- and lift,
like this.
306
00:20:46,528 --> 00:20:48,297
Okay.
307
00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:05,330
All right.
308
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:08,834
I like helping.
Bye.
309
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,056
[ Man ]
Hurry. There you go.
Come on. Help him.
310
00:21:14,056 --> 00:21:16,458
Get him through.
Quick! Come on!
311
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:20,829
Is that everybody?
That's the last of them!
312
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:30,289
Thank you, Hercules.
We were lucky
you were on hand to help.
313
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:34,293
Well, I'm glad
I could be here to--
to help out.
314
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,796
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've gotta go judge
an-- an art fair.
315
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:45,570
I just don't see it.
[ Metallic Clattering ]
316
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:48,073
Ah, Hercules!
[ Steel Hercules Chuckling ]
317
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:51,076
[ Chattering ]
318
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,580
Everything turn out okay
at the cave-in?
Hmm?
319
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:57,582
Of course, it did.
Why ask?
320
00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:59,584
Let's get on
with this thing, huh?
321
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,586
[ Chuckling ]
Artists are so temperamental.
322
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:04,589
This way.
[ Chuckling ]
323
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,591
You okay?
324
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,094
It's, uh, pretty.
325
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,096
Yeah, pretty.
326
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:14,099
Uh, Hercules, which one
of these works of art,
327
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:19,604
"Portraits of a Hero,"
has touched your heart,
stolen your soul?
328
00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:21,540
Excuse me.
I don't think that's--
329
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:24,042
Honey, stop bothering
the artists, huh?
330
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:27,546
Go stand over there.
Way over there!
331
00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:29,798
Keep going!
332
00:22:29,798 --> 00:22:33,118
Attagirl!
[ Chuckling ]
333
00:22:34,002 --> 00:22:37,506
- Hiya, metalhead.
- [ Sniffs ] Hmm?
334
00:22:37,506 --> 00:22:39,941
And they call
these monstrosities art?
335
00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:43,945
I kinda like 'em all.
He likes them all!
336
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:47,949
Hah! But, unfortunately,
King Armand only wants one.
[ Woman ] He likes them all!
337
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:51,353
Which one is it
to be, Hercules?
338
00:22:51,353 --> 00:22:53,405
- They're all so--
- Hideous?
339
00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:57,059
- Hideous.
- Hercules!
340
00:22:57,059 --> 00:22:58,960
Hmm?
341
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,913
Those things
don't look like you.
They're ugly.
342
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:04,416
They're making fun
of you.
343
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:06,418
They're not your friends.
They don't even like you.
344
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:09,721
They're laughing at you.
Destroy them.
345
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:13,175
I said, destroy them!
346
00:23:13,175 --> 00:23:17,012
[ Grunting ]
347
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,998
[ Laughing ]
348
00:23:23,685 --> 00:23:27,022
[ Salmoneus ] Hercules,
what are you doing?
They're makin' fun of me!
349
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:33,395
- Oh, no! No! No!
- Get out!
350
00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:39,117
[ Giggling ]
351
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:43,855
[ Salmoneus ]
Everybody's a critic!
[ Whimpering ]
352
00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:56,451
Hey, how you doing?
Good, thanks.
353
00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:59,237
[ Mumbling ]
354
00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:01,239
Making fun of me.
355
00:24:01,239 --> 00:24:03,475
I'll show them.
356
00:24:04,593 --> 00:24:07,295
[ Grunting ]
Hey, watch it!
357
00:24:07,295 --> 00:24:11,566
[ Chuckles ] I'm sorry.
I, uh, guess I wasn't watching
where I was... going.
358
00:24:26,114 --> 00:24:27,899
You look like me.
359
00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:31,353
There you are.
Now, why did you go with--
360
00:24:31,353 --> 00:24:34,356
Um, hi, fellas.
361
00:24:34,356 --> 00:24:37,225
Atalanta,
who is he?
362
00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:40,545
She made me.
363
00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:42,547
Then Hephaestus
brought him to life.
364
00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:45,400
Well, uh, I'm sure
Hephaestus meant well,
365
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,402
but, uh,
this isn't natural.
366
00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:49,404
Nothing good
can come from this.
367
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:52,057
Will you please
stop doing that?
368
00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:55,260
Would you please
not do that?
[ Chuckles ]
369
00:24:57,212 --> 00:24:59,714
Look, I didn't
ask for him.
370
00:24:59,714 --> 00:25:02,217
Okay, well, maybe I did,
but I didn't realize that--
371
00:25:02,217 --> 00:25:06,221
Anyway, he's here,
and I can't send him back.
372
00:25:06,221 --> 00:25:10,225
So, I'm gonna have to
just make the best of this.
373
00:25:10,725 --> 00:25:13,111
Teach him things.
I want to learn.
374
00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:15,830
Oh, I'll bet you do.
[ Chattering ]
375
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:21,403
You may not be able
to handle him.
What happened back there?
376
00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:25,824
Looks like he threw
a little tantrum.
No one got hurt.
377
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:30,595
Yeah, not this time.
I was just trying
to have a little funs.
378
00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:32,597
I'll keep
a closer eye on him.
379
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:36,468
You're coming with me.
Bye.
380
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:39,104
Atalanta,
this isn't right.
381
00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:44,609
Hercules, please.
382
00:25:44,609 --> 00:25:47,112
I am a big girl.
383
00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:49,614
I finally found someone
who accepts me for me.
384
00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:54,119
[ Clattering ]
Maybe he's not perfect,
but neither am I.
385
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,339
Can't I just enjoy myself?
386
00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:04,145
[ Salmoneus ]
Oh, Hercules!
387
00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:07,532
[ Sighs ]
Now, some of that stuff may
have been a tad ostentatious,
388
00:26:07,532 --> 00:26:10,402
but don't you think
destroying everything
was a little over-the-top?
389
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,404
Hercules?
390
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,540
Hercules?
"Lerkehoos"?
391
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:18,043
"Herculoos"?
Hercu--
Come on!
392
00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:21,129
[ Groaning ]
There are two of ya, huh?
393
00:26:21,129 --> 00:26:24,883
I'll explain later.
I may not have a later!
Those guys wanna lynch me!
394
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:27,185
You're stepping
on my masterpiece!
395
00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:29,654
That's if they don't
kill each other first.
396
00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:42,400
Work's done.
Now, about that dinner
I promised you.
397
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,320
[ Steel Hercules ]
I hope you like mushroom soup.
398
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,822
[ Grunts ]
399
00:26:47,822 --> 00:26:49,824
Ow.
It's my favorite.
400
00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:53,244
How'd you know?
401
00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:56,247
I make it my--
I-- I make it my, uh,
402
00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:58,750
business to know
all about you, Atalanta.
403
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:01,002
You're more talented
than I thought.
404
00:27:01,002 --> 00:27:03,254
I really wasn't expecting this.
405
00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:05,757
I'd better get cleaned up.
You're perfect.
406
00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:09,194
Oh, you're-- you're--
you're perfect
the way you are.
407
00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:12,197
Am I dreaming?
408
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:16,701
It's barely been a day
since you were born,
and now this?
409
00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:19,204
I'm a fast learner,
with you to teach me.
410
00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:22,207
I'm a fast learner
with-- with you to teach me.
411
00:27:26,261 --> 00:27:29,748
What did I tell ya?
Miss Lonely Hearts
is eating this right up.
412
00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:31,750
Now, pour the wine.
413
00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:38,256
Not too fast!
Like we practiced.
414
00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:41,226
Remember your line.
415
00:27:41,226 --> 00:27:44,145
You read my mind.
416
00:27:44,145 --> 00:27:48,099
U-Uh, a toast...
to the light
of my life... flow.
417
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,024
Funny, you don't drink.
418
00:27:57,025 --> 00:27:59,027
I mean,
Hercules doesn't drink.
419
00:27:59,027 --> 00:28:02,530
This tastes good.
Careful. Don't blow it.
420
00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:05,350
I do a lot of things
Hercules doesn't do.
421
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:09,337
I do a lot of things
that Her-Hercules doesn't do.
422
00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:16,244
Hello?
Can we pick up
the pace, please?
423
00:28:17,746 --> 00:28:20,248
Wh-What's your sign?
No, not that!
Not yet!
424
00:28:20,248 --> 00:28:23,702
- I beg your pardon?
- Be aggressive.
That's what she really wants.
425
00:28:25,186 --> 00:28:27,172
Ready for dessert?
426
00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:29,174
Whoa! Slow down!
[ Kissing ]
427
00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:31,776
Come on.
You know you want it.
428
00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:34,279
What I want,
I don't hide.
429
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:36,781
But this is just
all happening too fast.
430
00:28:36,781 --> 00:28:39,234
- Mmm, such a tease.
- This is weird.
431
00:28:39,234 --> 00:28:41,736
I don't know
who's teaching you
your moves,
432
00:28:41,736 --> 00:28:45,106
but you've got a lot
to learn about romance,
my friend.
433
00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:47,592
What? Talk about
mixed signals!
The prude.
434
00:28:47,592 --> 00:28:49,544
Hercules was right.
435
00:28:49,544 --> 00:28:52,046
This was a big mistake.
Go back to the barn.
436
00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:54,032
Go!
437
00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:58,403
I hate the barn!
438
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,305
Spoilsport.
439
00:29:04,793 --> 00:29:07,796
She's under
a lot of pressure.
Poor thing.
440
00:29:07,796 --> 00:29:12,300
See, there are some bullies
in town that wanna
do a number on her.
441
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:14,803
What do you mean,
"a number"?
442
00:29:14,803 --> 00:29:18,807
Stomp her. Mess her up.
Squash her like a bug.
443
00:29:18,807 --> 00:29:21,810
They wanna hurt her?
That's not good.
444
00:29:21,810 --> 00:29:24,312
No. A real man...
445
00:29:24,312 --> 00:29:27,816
would defend
his lady's honor.
446
00:29:27,816 --> 00:29:32,821
How? Atalanta will be angry
if I leave this stupid barn.
447
00:29:32,821 --> 00:29:35,824
Ever hear of the expression,
"Whipped"?
448
00:29:35,824 --> 00:29:40,311
I tell ya--
there's another Hercules.
449
00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:42,313
He attacked us
in her barn.
450
00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:45,817
Just as strong,
only dumb as a stump.
451
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,319
[ Scoffs ]
Look who's talking.
452
00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:50,321
Get outta here,
you bums!
453
00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:53,324
Come on.
Let's get outta here.
454
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:55,827
You don't believe us.
Fine.
[ Burps ]
455
00:29:55,827 --> 00:30:01,332
But it really happened.
It's a burden, having all
the brains in the family.
456
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:09,340
Well, if it ain't
the big man hisself.
457
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:11,342
I'm here to defend
my lady's honor.
458
00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:13,344
[ Scoffs ]
What a load of--
[ Bones Cracking ]
459
00:30:13,344 --> 00:30:16,347
[ Gasps ]
460
00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:18,349
[ Thuds ]
461
00:30:22,337 --> 00:30:24,339
[ Man ]
Make way!
462
00:30:24,339 --> 00:30:27,842
[ Chattering ]
463
00:30:27,842 --> 00:30:30,345
What happened?
It's Swillus.
464
00:30:30,845 --> 00:30:33,348
Somebody snapped his neck
like a twig.
465
00:30:33,348 --> 00:30:36,851
Swillus? Sounds like
that Neanderthal
you and Atalanta fought.
466
00:30:37,352 --> 00:30:39,354
He won't be missed.
467
00:30:39,354 --> 00:30:41,356
Probably one of
his own kin did it.
468
00:30:41,356 --> 00:30:44,859
They're always feudin'.
We'll get him.
469
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,861
Come on.
470
00:30:49,364 --> 00:30:51,366
I have a bad feeling
about this.
471
00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:54,619
[ Atalanta ]
There you are.
472
00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:59,474
Look, I'm, uh, sorry
about last night.
473
00:30:59,474 --> 00:31:02,727
Well, that's all right.
Tonight will be even better.
474
00:31:04,512 --> 00:31:07,015
Listen to me.
475
00:31:07,015 --> 00:31:09,400
I am a woman,
476
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,587
and you are... a child.
477
00:31:12,587 --> 00:31:14,889
There can't be
anything between us.
478
00:31:17,392 --> 00:31:19,143
Do you understand?
479
00:31:20,428 --> 00:31:22,931
I defended your honor.
480
00:31:22,931 --> 00:31:26,301
I saved you
from that bully!
You're supposed to be happy!
481
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:29,170
What are you talking about?
What bully?
482
00:31:30,672 --> 00:31:33,174
Don't worry.
I fixed him!
483
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:36,144
He will never
bother you again!
484
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,863
[ Grunts ]
485
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,667
[ Yelling ]
486
00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:45,937
[ Clattering ]
[ Hercules ]
Atalanta!
487
00:31:48,222 --> 00:31:50,725
Are you all right?
He's gone crazy.
488
00:31:51,225 --> 00:31:53,728
No, don't stop him!
Let him get it
out of his system.
489
00:31:53,728 --> 00:31:56,614
He's not hurting anyone.
Unfortunately, somebody
already has been hurt.
490
00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:59,517
I know. I just
found out about it.
491
00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,402
[ Clattering ]
[ Chickens Clucking ]
492
00:32:01,903 --> 00:32:03,905
You wait here.
493
00:32:03,905 --> 00:32:07,241
All right, pal,
you and I need to have
a little...
494
00:32:09,143 --> 00:32:10,945
chat.
495
00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:18,519
Hey!
496
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:21,005
Welcome to the party,
Hercules.
497
00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:23,007
I'm afraid
the guest of honor
cut out early.
498
00:32:23,007 --> 00:32:26,911
Hello, Discord.
Now it's all starting
to make sense to me.
499
00:32:26,911 --> 00:32:29,681
Discord's here?
500
00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:33,651
Guess so.
501
00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:36,454
It's too late.
Your boy toy flew the coop.
502
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:40,308
No. He can't
control his anger.
He's a menace to everyone.
503
00:32:40,308 --> 00:32:43,311
That's what she's counting on.
I'll be blamed for all
the trouble he causes.
504
00:32:43,311 --> 00:32:48,182
I think our little tin soldier's
had enough time to start
doing some damage.
505
00:32:48,182 --> 00:32:49,834
[ Grunts ]
No!
506
00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:53,154
Aaah!
507
00:32:53,154 --> 00:32:56,307
[ Grunts ]
[ Discord ]
Nice try.
508
00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:58,710
Bye for now.
509
00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:07,085
Come on.
We've gotta find him fast.
510
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:09,871
We've got them!
We didn't do it!
I tell ya!
511
00:33:09,871 --> 00:33:11,873
We didn't kill our brother!
512
00:33:11,873 --> 00:33:14,375
It must have been
that other Hercules!
513
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:17,378
He's just as strong
and meaner and come
along and killed--
514
00:33:17,378 --> 00:33:19,881
That's ridiculous!
You're drunk!
515
00:33:19,881 --> 00:33:22,333
- Like always!
- [ Man ]
Send him to Tartarus!
516
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:25,336
No! No! No! Excuse me!
Please! Please! Please!
517
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:28,339
You're making
a terrible mistake!
They're telling the truth!
518
00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:30,341
Well, at least part of it.
There is another Hercules!
519
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,727
[ Mob Groans ]
How can that be?
520
00:33:32,727 --> 00:33:35,730
Atalanta built a statue!
Hephaestus brought it to life!
521
00:33:35,730 --> 00:33:38,232
What?
But-- But don't worry.
Hercules is handling it.
522
00:33:38,232 --> 00:33:40,118
Everything is
under control.
523
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:42,904
A killer with
the strength of Hercules!
We gotta get him!
524
00:33:42,904 --> 00:33:46,207
[ Mob Shouting ]
No! No! Don't! Don't!
No! What? What? Don't!
525
00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:53,564
I'm such an idiot!
If he hurts anyone,
it's all my fault.
526
00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:56,067
Don't be so hard on yourself.
It's Discord who's to blame.
527
00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:58,069
No, I don't deserve
to get let off the hook.
528
00:33:58,069 --> 00:34:00,872
I should have known
this whole situation
was trouble from the start.
529
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:04,375
There's no way
you could've known that.
530
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,378
I tried to pretend
a lump of steel...
531
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,380
was a person,
532
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:12,383
someone I could
care about.
533
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,888
And even worse,
I tried to pretend
I was somebody I'm not.
534
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:20,391
[ Sighs ]
You wanted a friend,
someone to talk to,
535
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,393
someone to share
things with.
536
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:26,264
There is nothing wrong
with that, right?
Yeah.
537
00:34:26,264 --> 00:34:30,001
I should've listened
when a real friend
tried to set me straight.
538
00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:33,604
Nah. You were confused.
It happens to all of us.
539
00:34:33,604 --> 00:34:35,473
Even you?
540
00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,708
Even me.
541
00:34:39,527 --> 00:34:41,412
Let's get him.
542
00:34:43,881 --> 00:34:45,883
A simple art festival.
Helping war orphans.
543
00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:47,885
What could go wrong
with that?
[ Chuckles ]
544
00:34:47,885 --> 00:34:49,754
I guess I found out,
didn't I?
545
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,073
[ Metal Clanking ]
Hey!
546
00:34:52,073 --> 00:34:52,957
Uh-oh.
547
00:34:54,909 --> 00:34:57,295
From the look on that face,
you're not the good one,
are ya?
548
00:34:57,295 --> 00:34:59,230
Not that
you're not good!
549
00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:02,733
Hey, what's a few psychotic,
homicidal tendencies
among friends?
550
00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:05,119
Speaking of friends,
did you know...
551
00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:06,838
that I'm one of
Hercules' best friends?
552
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:09,590
I mean, the real Hercules.
Are you saying
I'm not real?
553
00:35:09,590 --> 00:35:12,760
Hey! You look
plenty real to me!
554
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,079
[ Metallic Clank ]
Nice tone!
555
00:35:15,079 --> 00:35:17,965
Atalanta sure didn't skimp
on the-- the metal and steel
when she made you!
556
00:35:17,965 --> 00:35:20,351
[ Chuckling ]
Listen.
557
00:35:20,351 --> 00:35:23,354
I-I-I-I'll-- Oh!
I'll tell you what!
558
00:35:23,354 --> 00:35:25,356
You come back
to the art festival,
559
00:35:25,356 --> 00:35:27,358
and I'll guarantee
that you'll win
the grand prize.
560
00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:30,094
How do you
like that, huh?
You talk too much.
561
00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:31,946
Shut up!
Okay. I'm shutting up.
562
00:35:32,446 --> 00:35:35,833
But if anything happens to me,
Hercules is gonna find out,
and you're gonna be sorry.
563
00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:37,418
I'm shutting up now.
564
00:35:37,418 --> 00:35:40,705
[ Screaming ]
565
00:35:43,124 --> 00:35:44,625
[ Yelps ]
566
00:35:45,126 --> 00:35:46,978
Whoa! Whoa!
567
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,230
Put him down.
568
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,866
- I was about to.
- Don't encourage him!
569
00:35:51,866 --> 00:35:54,685
[ Grunting ]
570
00:35:54,685 --> 00:35:56,938
Aaah!
Ah, oh.
571
00:35:56,938 --> 00:35:59,207
Oh, thank you.
572
00:35:59,707 --> 00:36:01,359
It doesn't have to be
this way.
573
00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:05,446
You're confused. Discord's
been steering you wrong.
Discord wouldn't lie to me!
574
00:36:05,446 --> 00:36:07,648
She's my friend!
No!
575
00:36:07,648 --> 00:36:10,668
[ Grunts ]
576
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:16,307
Atalanta, I-I'm sorry.
I-- I would never hurt you.
577
00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:20,144
But you almost did.
578
00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:23,598
- Let us help you.
- [ Mob Shouting ]
579
00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:27,401
Kill him!
580
00:36:27,401 --> 00:36:29,237
There they are!
Get him!
581
00:36:29,237 --> 00:36:31,989
[ Shouting Continues ]
582
00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:34,859
Which one's
the real Hercules?
Who cares? Get 'em both!
583
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:37,628
- No, stop!
- No! He's Hercules!
584
00:36:39,830 --> 00:36:42,200
[ Shouting, Indistinct ]
585
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,968
[ Grunts ]
586
00:36:48,089 --> 00:36:50,341
[ Grunting ]
587
00:36:51,008 --> 00:36:53,127
Look out!
588
00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:56,831
[ Man ]
Come on!
Everybody, stick together!
589
00:36:56,831 --> 00:36:59,834
Now, you're coming
with me!
Hey!
590
00:36:59,834 --> 00:37:02,336
Aaah!
591
00:37:04,338 --> 00:37:06,440
He's got Atalanta!
592
00:37:07,942 --> 00:37:10,194
Salmoneus, take care
of these people!
593
00:37:10,194 --> 00:37:12,980
Stop! Stop!
You're hurting me!
594
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,982
Oh, I'm not even
squeezing hard.
595
00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:17,435
If he held you
twice as tight,
you'd like it.
596
00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:19,937
I can't help
how I feel about him.
[ Sighs ]
597
00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:22,189
I don't get it!
[ Grunts ]
598
00:37:22,189 --> 00:37:24,125
We are exactly
the same!
599
00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:26,127
Only on the outside.
600
00:37:26,627 --> 00:37:28,629
On the inside,
you're not even human.
601
00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:30,631
I should have
seen it sooner.
602
00:37:31,132 --> 00:37:34,635
Yeah. We'll see how you feel
about me when he's not
around anymore.
603
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,588
[ Panting ]
[ Grunting ]
604
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,590
Stop fighting me!
605
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:41,475
Come on!
606
00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:47,348
Stop it!
Get over--
607
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,083
[ Grunts ]
What a man.
608
00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:52,403
Welcome back.
I've been keeping
the home fires burning.
609
00:37:52,403 --> 00:37:56,874
When Hephaestus finds out
how you ruined things,
he'll pound you senseless.
610
00:37:56,874 --> 00:38:01,829
Unfortunately for you,
poor, love-struck Heph is
off chasing after Aphrodite.
611
00:38:01,829 --> 00:38:03,614
Aaah!
612
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,038
Don't you hurt her.
613
00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:13,541
Relax, dim-wad,
and pay attention.
614
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:17,545
Hercules should be
coming through that door
right about now.
615
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,981
[ Gasps ]
616
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,385
[ Grunts ]
617
00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:30,858
[ Grunting ]
618
00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:37,565
[ Grunting Continues ]
619
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,657
That's it.
Kick him when he's down.
620
00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:49,110
[ Grunts ]
621
00:38:49,110 --> 00:38:52,063
Whoa.
Not bad for a mortal.
622
00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:54,315
It won't happen twice.
623
00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:12,516
[ Shouting, Grunting ]
624
00:39:28,749 --> 00:39:32,086
[ Grunting Continues ]
625
00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:48,836
It's over, Discord.
626
00:39:48,836 --> 00:39:51,205
- Go home.
- Oh, fine.
627
00:39:51,205 --> 00:39:53,207
I was getting
bored here anyway.
628
00:39:53,707 --> 00:39:56,210
Here's a little something
to remember me by.
629
00:39:56,210 --> 00:39:59,497
Atalanta!
630
00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:03,100
-Look out!
- Aaah!
631
00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:11,375
[ Grunting ]
632
00:40:39,503 --> 00:40:42,790
Now's your chance.
Get him!
633
00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:55,136
I've got it.
Help her.
634
00:41:00,975 --> 00:41:02,977
[ Groans ]
635
00:41:02,977 --> 00:41:05,346
[ Coughing ]
636
00:41:38,179 --> 00:41:40,681
Atalanta?
637
00:41:40,681 --> 00:41:43,684
A dress to replace the one
that got ripped to shreds
during the fight.
638
00:41:43,684 --> 00:41:47,688
Thanks, Salmoneus,
but no thanks.
639
00:41:47,688 --> 00:41:49,690
I've learned my lesson.
640
00:41:49,690 --> 00:41:52,693
I like who I am,
and I'm never gonna
hide that again.
641
00:41:52,693 --> 00:41:54,695
I'm glad
to hear that.
642
00:41:54,695 --> 00:41:58,449
In that case, would you pose
for a papyrus pinup
I was thinking about?
643
00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:00,351
I'm thinking
of folding it three ways,
644
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:03,220
putting it in
the middle of a men's
gentlemen's quarterly scroll.
645
00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:04,989
We attach it
with a caraway seed
to your navel--
646
00:42:04,989 --> 00:42:08,726
- Well, hello there.
- I drew you, Hercules.
647
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:12,613
Let's have a look.
648
00:42:13,113 --> 00:42:15,115
[ Gasps ]
649
00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:18,285
Salmoneus, I think
we found a winner...
650
00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:21,572
from the art fair.
[ All Laughing ]
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