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Let's go, Red Sox!
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Let's go, Red Sox!
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Let's go, Red Sox!
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Hey, Ump, get off your knees.
You're blowin' the game!
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Al Waterman.
Have a sponge, young man.
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She's killing me with the laptop.
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Sitting there doing her homework.
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So, when do you find out
about this promotion thing?
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Uh, next month.
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Oh, cool. I just wanted to know how long
I gotta put up with this at the ball games.
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- Ben, this is my third game this week.
- Oh, no, I know that.
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And I always have to leave
at 6:00 to be here on time.
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And then we don't get home till 11:00,
then you and I go at it all night...
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and then that's all time lost.
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Really?
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Well, when I say lost,
I mean it's time that I have to make up.
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- I know.
- You know? I already got my ass chewed out-
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- Hot dogs here!
- by my boss this week, okay?
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- Yo!
- Hot dogs!
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- Fenway Frank?
- Blech.
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One, please. Mustard, please.
Thank you. What do I owe?
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No, they didn't find anything.
She's fine. I swear.
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She's lying down right now.
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Molly? Okay, there's another phone call
coming in, okay?
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Check in later.
Okay, bye-bye.
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Hello. Troy.
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You're kidding me. Now?
All right, thanks. Bye.
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Honey, you're on television.
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Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac.
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The Red Sox picked up the "W." There was a scary
moment though in this one in the sixth inning...
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when Miguel Tejada
hit a vicious foul ball off Mike Myers...
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that actually hit a woman.
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The 0-1 is fouled off back into the seats.
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- That had to hurt.
- Oh!
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She was transported
to a local hospital...
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but fortunately she was released
and she's gonna be all right.
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It wasn't that bad actually.
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It was actually very ladylike.
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I mean, you just kind of...
slinked out of your chair.
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It was pretty limber.
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- All right. I'll let you sleep.
- No, Ben.
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Gah!
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You have a whole
not her head up there.
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Yeah, well, the one that can talk
needs to say something.
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I don't think that I should go
to the games anymore.
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Why? Because of this?
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No, because I'm becoming
someone that I hate.
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Someone who gets a boyfriend, and poof,
their entire prior life just vanishes.
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I have to focus on my work right now.
I have to.
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And besides, you'll have such a better time
if you go with Troy or Gerard...
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or the bald anesthesiologist.
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Come on.
You have to go. Please?
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Listen. You go to the games,
and I'll stay at the office.
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And when the game is over, you'll come racing
home like you�re scoring the winning run...
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and I'll be here waiting.
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Waiting?
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I'll be waiting.
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What, you'll be waiting for me?
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- Yeah.
- Ooh.
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You know, all this talk about waiting
is making me not wanna wait.
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Ben, I'm concussed.
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Yeah, that's kind of
the way I like it.
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I have to keep the peas
on my forehead.
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- Okay, try to balance it.
- Okay. It's-
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Hi.
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Hello.
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I told your bosses,
but I wanted to tell you.
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The work you did for us
was brilliant.
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Oh. Well,
I really appreciate you saying that.
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- Uh, Patrick Lyons, this is Carrie.
- Nice to see you again.
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- Nice to see you.
- Excuse me.
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You know, they're really
very lucky to have you here.
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Oh, I feel the same way to be here.
I feel very lucky.
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Here, I got it.
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- Um, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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I was, um, just trying
to get comfortable.
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Well, don't get too comfortable,
you might fall asleep.
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Come on! Come on! Use your brain!
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Use your brain! Oh, they're in the lead.
We almost have an answer.
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Who's ahead?
Oh, Tammy's in the lead.
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We might have a winner!
We might have a winner right here!
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Tammy won!
37' 2", the Green Monster.
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Audrey, I'm very sorry, but you can have
our home game. Don, what does she win?
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Excuse me.
It's a little loud, don�t you think?
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Sorry, Mr. Ennis.
The kids' drugs just kicked in.
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Oh, ha ha.
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Teenage drug use.
That's great fodder for comedy.
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All right, you guys.
We're almost out of time. Pack up.
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Remember, we got a big test next Tuesday, so st-
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Hey, back off!. Back, back, back, you animals!
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Back! Hey, one of the 10 problems
on your handout will be on the test.
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I'm not gonna tell you which one,
so you�re gonna have to learn all of them.
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Seven.
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Seven.
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All right, study, you maniacs.
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Remember, this Saturday is fall tryouts
for next spring's J.V. baseball.
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Just to avoid the confusion
we had last year, let me say this year...
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- we're looking for good players.
- Hi.
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Hey.
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- How are you doing?
- I have very exciting news. I couldn't wait to tell you.
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- You got the promotion.
- No, no.
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Mr. Myerson did call me into his office right
after we spoke. I was trying to play it cool.
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But between you and me,
I was ready to wash his balls.
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Yeah, see, that joke's
not fun for me.
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I'm sorry. Let me explain.
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There is this European company
that we're trying to make a deal with, okay?
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And what they do-
You know what?
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The point is they're sending me to Paris
to close the deal.
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- Wow!
- And I am taking vous.
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- Moi?
- Oui!
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Taking me to Paris?
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Oh, this is gonna
be so great.
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Okay, I'm gonna cash in
my first-class ticket and get two seats.
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All you have to do, Mr. Wrightman,
is call in sick tomorrow...
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- and we're on our way.
- Wait, it's tomorrow?
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- Mm-hmm.
- This weekend? It's now?
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Yeah, we'll fly back Sunday afternoon,
but with the time change...
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you'll be back at work
on Monday morning.
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Oh, yeah, uh,
I- I gotta be honest.
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This isn't the best weekend for me.
I'm kind of swamped.
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Oh, no.
Do you have a lot of work?
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Uh, we're two games out of first,
with three weeks left.
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Seattle's coming in
this weekend, and, I mean-
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This is when they need me.
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They need you?
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Wait a second.
I was just thinking about it. That's all.
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A tip, Ben. When your girlfriend says,
"Let's go to Paris for the weekend," you go.
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All right, all right.
I'll go. I'll go.
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You'll go? You know what?
I have a better idea. I think I'll take him.
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Hey. Just slow down
a second, okay?
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Just go and enjoy your ball game.
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You know, this is the second day in a row
you've snapped at me.
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- I'm late.
- Fine. Go.
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No, Ben.
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I'm late.
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How- How late?
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Um, a week and a half.
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Okay. That's not
that late. Right?
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No. It is for me.
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Okay. Well, you know what?
I mean, we're not the first people to-
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to, you know- to- 'cause,
you know, when two people-
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- You know.
- Deep breaths, Ben.
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Yeah. Why-Why didn't you say something?
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Why? So we could
both freak out?
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I mean, I wanted to wait
for the right moment.
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And then when this trip
came up, I thought...
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we'll go to Paris,
and I'll tell you there...
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because that did seem special.
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But, no, you don't see us tangled up in the
sheets with the Eiffel Tower in the window.
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You see the Mariners are coming
and Pedro's pitching Friday night.
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Saturday. Schilling's on Friday.
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Look. I- I admit
I should have reacted differently.
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If I ever build a time machine,
that's the first place I'm going back to.
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I'll be like,
"Paris, whoo! I'm in. "
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Uh, I- Really, I'm sorry.
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That's all right.
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But I have a 4:00 flight that I have to catch.
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All right. I can pack my bags. We can put
some stuff together. We can make this.
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No, it's okay.
The trip is already off to a weird start.
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- Y-
- Let's just talk about it when I get back.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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- You're sure?
- Yeah.
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I could tell them
I'm leaving right now.
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- We're going.
- No. It's okay.
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You gonna be all right?
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If you give me a kiss
and wish me luck.
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- Good luck.
- Way to go, Mr. W.
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Yeah.
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Okay. I'll see you
in a couple days. Okay?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Are you smoking?
What are you doing? I'm a teacher.
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That's an insult.
Put it out.
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Get back in class.
Come on.
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So, the 30-year-old is
on course. He is the four-time-
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- Hello?
- I got it.
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- Linds?
- Mmm.
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I got it.
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- The promotion?
- My period.
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I can tell you were sleeping,
so I'll call you later.
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No, no, no.
I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.
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No, it's okay.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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- Hey, Linds.
- Yeah?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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- Safe flight.
- Okay. Bye.
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- I'll get it.
- No. I got it. I got it.
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- Thank you.
- Want me to take it up?
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No. I'm okay.
I'm just gonna go upstairs.
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Bye.
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Hey. Linds. Uh-
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Hey. Linds. Uh-
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Did, uh-
Did you want a baby?
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Eventually.
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Well, eventually you will.
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Well, it certainly got me thinking.
That's for sure.
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- What do you mean?
- Ben.
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If I�m with a guy
for 11 months...
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and I think I might be
having his child...
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I'm gonna ask myself,
"Is this the guy?"
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And if it is,
"What's this going to be like?"
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You know, if we�re to be Mr. and Mrs. Ben
and Lindsey, how's this going to work?
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It's like Robin's birthday party.
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The minute I got the invitation, I had to run to
the refrigerator and check the Red Sox schedule.
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And the Yankees are playing,
so I know I'm going stag.
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And that's okay. I'm fine with that.
But how far does it go?
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You know,
"Grandma, don't die because...
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"the Red Sox are
going out on the road...
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so please wait until
they come back to die. "
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And, "Doctor, induce labor because
the Oakland A's are coming in tomorrow. "
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Do you remember last winter?
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This is exactly
what you liked about me.
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That I was capable of having a passionate
commitment with something. Uh, a devotion.
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Yes, but you feel it for the Red Sox,
and I was hoping that someday...
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you might redirect that.
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All those things
that you feel for that team...
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I feel them too- for you.
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You know what she's saying to me, Ryan?
She's saying I have an addiction.
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Really? Well, you work
90 hours a week.
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You know, that- But I guess that addiction's
more socially acceptable, you know.
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Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
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Well, nobody's really wrong
in these situations.
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I mean, you have
wants and needs.
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She likewise.
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Wait for your pitch, Miosky!
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But she's great. She's great.
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Definitely the best girl
I've ever gone out with.
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The- The smartest,
the funniest, the best-looking.
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The sex is like the- Well-
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But there's a reason why
she's 30 and not married.
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I mean, you gotta see the big deal
she's making about her friend's birthday party.
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00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:02,427
Oh, God. She's making
a federal case about it.
233
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,330
I'm, like, hey, what if I had to work that night?
What if I had a second job?
234
00:15:06,501 --> 00:15:09,490
You know? What if I was doing
charity work? Is that cool?
235
00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:13,122
What if I�m, like, finishing a painting?
Is that-You understand me now?
236
00:15:13,301 --> 00:15:15,164
See my point?
It's not the time.
237
00:15:15,301 --> 00:15:17,596
It's she doesn't respect
how I'm spending my time.
238
00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:20,166
And now she expects me
to miss a Yankees game?
239
00:15:20,302 --> 00:15:22,165
Whatever.
240
00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:24,597
Let's go, Murph. You're up.
241
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,866
All right, Mr. Wrightman.
I gotta bat.
242
00:15:28,001 --> 00:15:31,228
Let me just leave you
with this thought.
243
00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:33,301
You love the Sox.
244
00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:35,593
But have they ever
loved you back?
245
00:15:41,268 --> 00:15:44,291
Who are you, Dr. Phil? Get out of here.
Go hit- Go swing the bat.
246
00:15:48,402 --> 00:15:52,766
The Red Sox started off
tonight three games behind the Yankees.
247
00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:57,800
Pedro delivers. The ball is lined over
Bellhorn's head into right center field.
248
00:15:57,936 --> 00:16:02,459
That'll get another run across
as the Yankees extend their lead.
249
00:16:12,269 --> 00:16:16,326
Benny boy, I still can't believe
you're not at the Yankee game.
250
00:16:16,503 --> 00:16:19,333
Yeah, well, if the Yankees
looked that good in a dress...
251
00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:21,799
I'd be at the game.
252
00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:40,294
There's no way to measure
what she is worth.
253
00:16:40,437 --> 00:16:43,164
I'm the luckiest man
on the face of the Earth.
254
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,564
Her, uh-
255
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,795
Hang on. Hang on. Okay.
"I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.
256
00:16:48,971 --> 00:16:50,869
"Her face, her form,
her sweet, loving smile.
257
00:16:51,004 --> 00:16:54,401
And she even lets me dance around
in her panties once in a while. "
258
00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:56,799
My parents are here!
259
00:16:56,938 --> 00:17:00,335
Really embarrassing. Really bad.
260
00:17:00,472 --> 00:17:02,199
I love you, birthday girl.
261
00:17:02,338 --> 00:17:05,099
I love you.
262
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:09,429
Yankee bats have come alive tonight.
263
00:18:09,574 --> 00:18:11,903
- What's up, my man?
- Oh. The game.
264
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:14,973
No, no. Hey.
It's fine. It's fine.
265
00:18:15,108 --> 00:18:16,971
- It's fine.
- Okay.
266
00:18:17,108 --> 00:18:20,040
None have been successful so far
against this powerful Yankee offense.
267
00:18:20,174 --> 00:18:22,037
6-0, Yankees.
268
00:18:22,174 --> 00:18:25,333
Timlin ready to face the left fielder,
Hideki Matsui. Timlin to the belt.
269
00:18:25,508 --> 00:18:27,474
Here's the pitch.
270
00:18:27,641 --> 00:18:29,573
Swung on.
A drive hit high and deep.
271
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,674
And this one is gone.
272
00:18:31,808 --> 00:18:34,399
- 7-0.
- Matsui has hit his second home run of the night.
273
00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:35,972
Hey. It's only a game.
274
00:18:40,242 --> 00:18:42,105
That was like-
275
00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:45,706
Yeah.
276
00:18:45,842 --> 00:18:47,932
I mean- I mean, you were-
277
00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:51,303
Thank you.
278
00:18:51,442 --> 00:18:54,272
Not- Not just physically.
279
00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:58,864
I mean, it felt like-
like we were-
280
00:19:00,175 --> 00:19:02,107
Mm-hmm.
281
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:07,406
I think this might be
the greatest night of my life.
282
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:23,337
Hello.
283
00:19:23,477 --> 00:19:27,273
Hold on. I think it's Troy.
It's really noisy.
284
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:31,132
- Hey. Do you want some food?
- Yeah.
285
00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:33,707
- Okay.
- Hello?
286
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:39,102
- Hey, what's that noise?
- Ben, we won! We won!
287
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,641
We were losing 7-0
in the bottom of the ninth!
288
00:19:41,777 --> 00:19:43,969
We scored eight runs!
Ten straight hits!
289
00:19:44,111 --> 00:19:47,804
It was unbelievable, man! It's the
greatest night in the history of Fenway Park!
290
00:19:47,944 --> 00:19:51,432
Can you hear this?
It's bedlam here, man!
291
00:19:51,578 --> 00:19:55,442
Yes! By- By the end, the stands
were literally shaking!
292
00:19:55,578 --> 00:19:59,032
The fire marshal had to get the-
to stop jumping up and down!
293
00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:03,103
The one game you missed!
294
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:06,142
You missed the greatest game ever!
295
00:20:10,478 --> 00:20:13,966
This is an historic night, Natalie.
296
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:19,806
And word is these tickets stubs
are already getting $200 on the street.
297
00:20:19,945 --> 00:20:23,968
I have seen at least a dozen women
celebrating topless in the streets.
298
00:20:24,112 --> 00:20:28,305
Moments ago I witnessed
a nun dancing on top of a moving vehicle.
299
00:20:28,445 --> 00:20:31,842
I have seen police officers toasting beer
with underage children.
300
00:20:31,979 --> 00:20:33,842
It is absolute bedlam down here.
301
00:20:33,979 --> 00:20:36,968
Right now I think we're witnessing
the largest conga line ever.
302
00:20:37,146 --> 00:20:41,272
I tell you what. If you are not down here
right now, you're missing one heck of a party.
303
00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:55,106
Hi. Would you like an omelet?
304
00:20:56,813 --> 00:20:58,745
They... won.
305
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,812
The Red Sox?
306
00:21:00,947 --> 00:21:03,777
Oh, good!
This really is your night.
307
00:21:03,913 --> 00:21:07,902
No. You don't understand. They scored eight runs
in the bottom of the ninth to win 8-7.
308
00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:11,479
It was the best game ever.
I- I can't-
309
00:21:11,613 --> 00:21:13,545
I- I never miss a game.
310
00:21:13,713 --> 00:21:15,702
Ever.
This is like a nightmare.
311
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,778
No, this is beyond that. This is like
a punishment from God or something.
312
00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:21,708
Two minutes ago you said
this was the best night of your life.
313
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:24,472
Yeah. Two minutes ago it was.
314
00:21:24,614 --> 00:21:27,136
Hey. I didn't tell you
not to go.
315
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,143
Oh, no. No, no.
Of course not. No.
316
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,178
You had nothing to do with it.
I just suddenly had a whim...
317
00:21:32,314 --> 00:21:35,711
after 11 years of never missing an inning,
to suddenly not go to a Yankees game.
318
00:21:35,848 --> 00:21:38,143
Hey.
319
00:21:39,781 --> 00:21:42,406
Wasn't it you yourself
that said just tonight...
320
00:21:42,547 --> 00:21:44,410
"It's only a game"?
321
00:21:44,582 --> 00:21:47,207
Oh, that's great.
That's great. Pile it on. Yeah.
322
00:21:47,382 --> 00:21:50,405
- Kick me when I'm down. That's great.
- It is just a game.
323
00:21:50,582 --> 00:21:52,740
Clearly, it's not just a game!
324
00:21:52,882 --> 00:21:55,939
If it was, then obviously I wouldn't
care about it this much.
325
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:57,944
Twenty-three years.
326
00:21:58,081 --> 00:22:00,512
Do you still care about anything
you cared about 23 years ago?
327
00:22:00,648 --> 00:22:03,772
How about 10?
How about five?
328
00:22:03,915 --> 00:22:06,938
Name me a single thing that you�ve cared
about for 23 years.
329
00:22:08,715 --> 00:22:13,647
Yeah. No, um, there isn't actually
anything I've wanted for 23 years...
330
00:22:13,782 --> 00:22:16,475
because 23 years ago
I was seven...
331
00:22:16,616 --> 00:22:21,139
and if I still wanted to marry Scott Baio,
I would think that my life went terribly wrong.
332
00:22:23,349 --> 00:22:26,281
I- I just thought tonight
was so different.
333
00:22:26,449 --> 00:22:28,381
You broke my heart, Ben.
334
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,448
Hey.
335
00:22:47,816 --> 00:22:49,805
Awesome!
Whoo-hoo!
336
00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:51,813
Wow!
337
00:22:51,983 --> 00:22:53,006
- Wow!
- Yeah, baby!
338
00:22:57,550 --> 00:23:01,038
Well, the Red Sox's once-promising season...
339
00:23:01,184 --> 00:23:03,376
has certainly taken
a turn for the worse.
340
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:09,413
Losing the last three games,
and today trailing to the Texas Rangers.
341
00:23:09,550 --> 00:23:11,448
Curse of the Bam bi no.
342
00:23:11,585 --> 00:23:13,982
T o think we quit our jobs
for that road trip.
343
00:23:14,118 --> 00:23:16,050
It's not a curse.
344
00:23:16,184 --> 00:23:19,581
Did you know the Titanic
sank the same week Fenway Park opened?
345
00:23:19,718 --> 00:23:21,707
April 1912.
346
00:23:26,151 --> 00:23:28,912
Oh, you-
347
00:23:29,052 --> 00:23:31,279
Well, that's it.
348
00:23:31,418 --> 00:23:33,350
The Yankees officially
clinch the division.
349
00:23:33,518 --> 00:23:37,006
Seven years in a row now,
we finish with our faces in their butts.
350
00:23:37,152 --> 00:23:40,311
Hey, hey, hey. It's not time to jump off
the Tobin Bridge yet, okay?
351
00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:42,384
We still have the wild card.
352
00:23:42,519 --> 00:23:45,916
Oh, that's easy. First we gotta beat Oakland
or Anaheim- on the road.
353
00:23:46,052 --> 00:23:48,449
Then we gotta play
the Yankees in the House of Pain.
354
00:23:48,586 --> 00:23:51,279
Why do we inflict this
on ourselves?
355
00:23:51,452 --> 00:23:53,281
Why?
356
00:23:53,419 --> 00:23:55,282
I'll tell you why.
357
00:23:55,419 --> 00:23:57,748
'Cause the Red Sox
never let you down.
358
00:23:57,919 --> 00:24:00,714
- Huh?
- That's right. I mean-
359
00:24:00,853 --> 00:24:03,876
Why? 'Cause they haven't won a World Series
in a century or so?
360
00:24:04,053 --> 00:24:06,416
So what?
They're here.
361
00:24:06,552 --> 00:24:08,881
Every April, they're here.
362
00:24:09,019 --> 00:24:12,416
At 1:05 or at 7:05,
there is a game.
363
00:24:12,553 --> 00:24:15,882
And if it gets rained out, guess what.
They make it up to you.
364
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,211
Does anyone else
in your life do that?
365
00:24:18,353 --> 00:24:20,148
The Red Sox don't get divorced.
366
00:24:20,286 --> 00:24:23,649
This is a real family.
This is the family that's here for you.
367
00:24:23,787 --> 00:24:26,480
You know, I don't ask her
to give up her family, do I?
368
00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:30,643
Come on! Let's get some runs!
Let's get some runs!
369
00:24:30,820 --> 00:24:34,445
You know the best part?
I can get over her because I am a Red Sox fan.
370
00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:37,643
I mean, I'm tough. I've been through
a lot in this park, man.
371
00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:40,285
I can take this.
372
00:24:40,454 --> 00:24:43,079
Because I am bulletproof.
373
00:24:50,321 --> 00:24:54,685
Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner!
374
00:24:54,821 --> 00:24:59,253
Here comes Knight, and the Mets win it!
375
00:25:03,654 --> 00:25:06,119
Open the door, man!
376
00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:08,153
Little roller up along first.
377
00:25:08,288 --> 00:25:12,186
Behind the bag!
It gets through Buckner!
378
00:25:12,355 --> 00:25:14,547
- Oh, my God.
- The Buckner game?
379
00:25:14,689 --> 00:25:16,779
- I thought you took that away from him!
- I did!
380
00:25:16,922 --> 00:25:19,217
Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner!
381
00:25:21,422 --> 00:25:23,354
And the Mets win it!
382
00:25:31,689 --> 00:25:34,348
It wasn't just Buckner.
Stanley screwed him.
383
00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:36,353
He didn't cover first.
384
00:25:36,490 --> 00:25:39,479
- Where'd you get this?
- I- I don't remember.
385
00:25:39,656 --> 00:25:42,315
Don't lie to me. Right.
Do you have anymore of these?
386
00:25:42,490 --> 00:25:44,388
Huh? Where's your stash?
387
00:25:44,523 --> 00:25:46,489
Ben, this isn't helping you.
388
00:25:46,656 --> 00:25:50,144
You understand that?
This solves nothing!
389
00:25:50,289 --> 00:25:52,221
Ben, look at you.
390
00:25:52,356 --> 00:25:54,219
Yeah, leave me alone.
391
00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:59,545
- All right. Let's clean him up.
- Come on.
392
00:25:59,690 --> 00:26:02,349
- I let her down.
- Let's go.
393
00:26:02,491 --> 00:26:04,548
- I am the Red Sox.
- You're not the Red Sox.
394
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:06,747
- I am the Red Sox.
- You're not the Red Sox.
395
00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:09,378
Get him up on the shoulder
there, Gerard.
396
00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:11,751
I got the shoulder right now.
397
00:26:11,923 --> 00:26:15,218
- What are you doing?
- Relax. I'm a doctor.
398
00:26:15,357 --> 00:26:19,255
Yeah, well, not to pry,
Doc, but why are you shaving my balls?
399
00:26:21,224 --> 00:26:24,315
- Well, if you don't want me to-
- No, I don't want you to.
400
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:26,423
- Whatever.
- Hey.
401
00:26:32,392 --> 00:26:37,017
- Bottom of the 10th.
- Swing and a fly ball to left field! Way back!
402
00:26:37,158 --> 00:26:39,248
Way back!
The Red Sox are going...
403
00:26:39,392 --> 00:26:42,119
to the American League
Championship Series...
404
00:26:42,258 --> 00:26:45,224
on the back of David Ortiz!
405
00:26:45,392 --> 00:26:47,381
Al I right. You've been waiting
al I year for this.
406
00:26:47,558 --> 00:26:50,183
The Yankees, Red Sox,
the best rivalry in sports starts tonight.
407
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,721
8:00, Yankee Stadium.
Let's get it on.
408
00:26:52,859 --> 00:26:55,916
The 2-2 pitch. Mueller back to Rivera.
409
00:26:56,059 --> 00:26:58,718
To second for one.
On to first. Double play!
410
00:26:58,859 --> 00:27:02,120
And the Yankees take game one.
411
00:27:02,259 --> 00:27:05,383
The Yankees
are a strike away. Here's a 1-2 pitch.
412
00:27:05,526 --> 00:27:08,253
Struck him out swinging
That'll wrap it up.
413
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:12,791
For the second night in a row,
the Yankees have beaten the Red Sox.
414
00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:16,858
Here's a 2-0.
Mueller flies to center.
415
00:27:16,993 --> 00:27:19,584
Bernie Williams is there,
and the Yankees have won it.
416
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,419
The end of a long night,
and perhaps the end for the Boston Red Sox...
417
00:27:23,593 --> 00:27:27,355
losing tonight 19-8, now falling
in the series three games to none.
418
00:27:27,493 --> 00:27:29,958
I mean, this thing is over.
They keep swinging the bats...
419
00:27:30,093 --> 00:27:31,991
the way they are, Don,
this thing's done.
420
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,787
19-8. Good God.
421
00:27:38,926 --> 00:27:42,380
Will you stop saying that? Okay?
422
00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:45,357
- Now, who we pitching tomorrow?
- What's the difference?
423
00:27:45,494 --> 00:27:47,551
We're losing three games to nothing
to the Yankees.
424
00:27:47,694 --> 00:27:50,818
In a hundred years, no team in the play-offs
has ever come back from that.
425
00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:54,688
It's over. It's finished. Bye. Wave to it.
Bye, Charlie. Bye, Charlie.
426
00:27:54,861 --> 00:27:58,418
Oh. Isn't that Jason Varitek?
427
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,851
Yeah. That is him.
428
00:28:01,994 --> 00:28:03,892
With Johnny Damon and Trot.
429
00:28:04,027 --> 00:28:06,424
- They're eating.
- So what?
430
00:28:06,561 --> 00:28:09,720
So what? We're sitting here
dining on our guts over the Red Sox.
431
00:28:09,862 --> 00:28:12,657
And there three members
of the Red Sox are eating.
432
00:28:12,795 --> 00:28:14,784
With gusto?
433
00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:17,052
- Ironic.
- Ironic?
434
00:28:17,194 --> 00:28:20,126
Ted Williams would roll over
in his freezer if he saw this.
435
00:28:20,261 --> 00:28:22,227
Would you please be cool?
436
00:28:22,361 --> 00:28:24,519
Why shouldn't they eat?
437
00:28:24,695 --> 00:28:27,593
They-They played hard.
They did their best. Move on.
438
00:28:30,628 --> 00:28:32,526
I kind of envy these guys.
439
00:28:32,662 --> 00:28:35,526
You know. No.
They understand something that we don't.
440
00:28:35,662 --> 00:28:38,526
Their whole life
isn't out in that field.
441
00:28:38,662 --> 00:28:40,752
It's their job.
It's not an obsession.
442
00:28:42,162 --> 00:28:44,423
My God!
443
00:28:44,562 --> 00:28:46,425
It's official.
I'm an idiot.
444
00:28:57,363 --> 00:28:59,692
That's funny because I was gonna-
445
00:29:03,929 --> 00:29:05,952
- Can you get the door?
- Sure.
446
00:29:09,263 --> 00:29:11,728
Hello.
447
00:29:12,864 --> 00:29:16,421
Uh, is- is Lindsey-
Who are you?
448
00:29:16,563 --> 00:29:18,687
I'm Patrick. Who are you?
449
00:29:18,830 --> 00:29:22,785
- I'm Ben.
- Oh, Ernie. Stop it, Ernie.
450
00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:24,793
- Please.
- Hey, Ern.
451
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:27,395
Ernie! Ernie, be nice.
452
00:29:27,531 --> 00:29:30,156
You be a good boy now.
453
00:29:30,297 --> 00:29:32,229
- Uh-
- Come on. Sorry.
454
00:29:33,698 --> 00:29:35,561
- Ben.
- Hi.
455
00:29:35,698 --> 00:29:38,925
Uh, what are you-what are you, having a party?
456
00:29:39,064 --> 00:29:42,461
Uh, a group of us, um,
just had this work thing...
457
00:29:42,598 --> 00:29:45,120
and then some of us
came back here after.
458
00:29:46,264 --> 00:29:48,287
Um, I'm gonna
talk to him, okay?
459
00:29:48,431 --> 00:29:51,022
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm good. Thanks.
460
00:29:54,298 --> 00:29:56,763
- Are you- Are you on a date?
- No. It's-
461
00:29:56,898 --> 00:29:59,261
It's a work thing.
462
00:29:59,399 --> 00:30:03,092
I didn't want to go alone, so, you know-
Carrie and Ezra are here as well.
463
00:30:03,232 --> 00:30:07,664
Oh. So it's a double date.
Well, that's- that's perfect. That's great.
464
00:30:07,799 --> 00:30:11,663
- Ben, what are you doing here?
- I- I wanted to talk to you. I-
465
00:30:13,198 --> 00:30:15,425
I can't believe you�re on a date.
This is like-
466
00:30:15,565 --> 00:30:18,689
- I'm not.
- Yeah, well, you know what? Look. I'll call ya.
467
00:30:18,832 --> 00:30:20,821
Sorry I bothered you.
I'll call ya.
468
00:30:22,133 --> 00:30:23,996
No, no. This is crazy.
I'm sorry.
469
00:30:24,133 --> 00:30:27,326
I came here for a reason.
All right. Look. I love you, Lindsey.
470
00:30:27,466 --> 00:30:30,829
And I think that we should
give this another chance.
471
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:35,530
- Did you hear me?
- Ben-
472
00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:37,858
Oh- Look, look, look.
473
00:30:38,032 --> 00:30:40,190
You finish your evening.
All right? I'll hang out here...
474
00:30:40,366 --> 00:30:42,490
and when you're done with your date,
we'll get married.
475
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:48,032
I don't think so.
476
00:30:49,267 --> 00:30:51,165
Hey. What are you saying?
I mean-
477
00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:53,266
You know, you said
you wanted more.
478
00:30:53,401 --> 00:30:56,696
I mean, this is as more as there is.
There is no more.
479
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:59,390
Yes. But this isn�t you.
This is the other guy.
480
00:30:59,534 --> 00:31:01,500
- What other guy?
- It's October.
481
00:31:01,634 --> 00:31:05,031
They're one game from elimination.
You're becoming Winter Guy again.
482
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,359
I already know I like Winter Guy.
483
00:31:07,501 --> 00:31:09,625
It's Summer Guy
that broke my heart.
484
00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:11,734
Summer Guy is gone.
485
00:31:11,868 --> 00:31:14,493
Yes, until summer.
486
00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:17,394
- No, no, no. Look. Lindsey, I realize, like-
- Ben...
487
00:31:19,068 --> 00:31:21,329
just too much has happened.
488
00:31:23,135 --> 00:31:24,998
Oh.
489
00:31:25,135 --> 00:31:27,033
All right.
Look, look. Uh-
490
00:31:27,168 --> 00:31:29,531
When the whole baby thing happened,
I admit I froze.
491
00:31:29,668 --> 00:31:32,895
All right. I thought of a million different
reasons why I shouldn't be a father.
492
00:31:33,034 --> 00:31:35,898
But then I thought of
a reason why I should.
493
00:31:36,034 --> 00:31:37,966
Because it would be ours.
494
00:31:38,101 --> 00:31:40,623
You know, it's pieces of us.
And I got so excited.
495
00:31:40,769 --> 00:31:43,496
I mean, like, I went, and I got
a whole bunch of Red Sox toys...
496
00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:45,827
and a little
size-one Red Sox jersey...
497
00:31:46,002 --> 00:31:48,365
like, for a player
to be named later.
498
00:31:48,502 --> 00:31:51,491
I still have it for... whenever.
499
00:31:54,603 --> 00:31:57,228
Ben, I just got so hurt.
500
00:31:57,369 --> 00:31:59,301
Really hurt.
501
00:32:00,803 --> 00:32:02,769
And sometimes...
502
00:32:02,903 --> 00:32:04,835
when that happens-
503
00:32:06,569 --> 00:32:10,057
something inside just shuts off.
504
00:32:13,369 --> 00:32:16,164
I'm sorry.
505
00:33:01,838 --> 00:33:04,030
- Oh. None for me.
- Oh, come on.
506
00:33:04,171 --> 00:33:05,796
- Since when did you stop drinking?
- Yeah.
507
00:33:05,938 --> 00:33:08,335
Since I... got pregnant.
508
00:33:10,471 --> 00:33:13,198
- Molly.
- I knew it!
509
00:33:13,339 --> 00:33:15,305
- You did not.
- Mm-hmm.
510
00:33:15,438 --> 00:33:18,302
I told Lindsey. I said, "Her boobs look engorged. "
Was Steve excited?
511
00:33:18,439 --> 00:33:21,132
Are you kidding? He ran out
and bought him- her-
512
00:33:21,272 --> 00:33:23,329
a little train engineer hat.
513
00:33:23,472 --> 00:33:25,801
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- They do that, don't they? Little hats-
514
00:33:25,972 --> 00:33:28,767
- Hello. It's Chris!
- You gotta come with me.
515
00:33:28,905 --> 00:33:32,029
- Molly's pregnant.
- Mr. Myerson just announced you got the promotion.
516
00:33:32,172 --> 00:33:35,695
- Oh, God! Sorry.
- Oh, my God. Now my breasts are engorged.
517
00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:38,304
- That was Lindsey. She got her promotion.
- He's waiting.
518
00:33:38,439 --> 00:33:41,632
He's holding champagne. Everybody's got a glass.
I told him you're in the ladies' room.
519
00:33:41,773 --> 00:33:43,636
Oh. Thank you. Okay.
520
00:33:43,773 --> 00:33:46,739
Well-Wait. I gotta- I'm so sorry.
I gotta go.
521
00:33:46,873 --> 00:33:48,338
Go, go.
522
00:33:48,473 --> 00:33:50,462
- I gotta go.
- Guess what Chris is doing right now.
523
00:33:50,607 --> 00:33:53,164
He's buying Ben's baseball tickets.
524
00:33:53,306 --> 00:33:55,169
What?
525
00:33:55,306 --> 00:33:57,669
Ben is selling Chris
his Red Sox tickets.
526
00:33:57,807 --> 00:34:01,204
- Lindsey, please. Let's go!
- Wait. You mean, like, um, for today.
527
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:05,738
No. I mean, like, forever.
For 125,000, it better be forever.
528
00:34:05,907 --> 00:34:08,464
Are you guys that rich?
529
00:34:08,607 --> 00:34:10,630
Yeah.
530
00:34:10,774 --> 00:34:12,706
Why don't you dress better?
531
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,703
Wait. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
532
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:18,169
Ben- my Ben- is selling
his Red Sox seats?
533
00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:21,102
To hell with the seats.
They're holding champagne.
534
00:34:21,241 --> 00:34:23,570
Come on.
535
00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:26,731
Let's go, Red Sox!
536
00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:28,898
Let's go, Red Sox!
537
00:34:30,775 --> 00:34:33,002
You know,
what you�re doing is illegal.
538
00:34:33,174 --> 00:34:35,298
That's right. Technically,
if you give up your tickets...
539
00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:37,440
you're supposed to give 'em
to the Red Sox.
540
00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:40,574
Hey. We're friends. Okay?
They'll still be in his name.
541
00:34:40,741 --> 00:34:43,434
They'll mail them to him,
then he'll give them to me.
542
00:34:43,574 --> 00:34:46,665
- Does the guy with the big squash always sit in front of you?
- He's new.
543
00:34:46,808 --> 00:34:48,706
I don't know.
You want the tickets or not?
544
00:34:48,841 --> 00:34:51,306
- Come on. Ow!
- Shame on you.
545
00:34:51,475 --> 00:34:53,997
Your Uncle Carl saw
3,000 games from these seats.
546
00:34:54,142 --> 00:34:57,266
He's gonna come back
and haunt you for this.
547
00:34:57,409 --> 00:35:00,533
Speech!
548
00:35:02,542 --> 00:35:04,030
Let's go. Come on.
549
00:35:04,176 --> 00:35:07,142
Well, first,
thank you, Mr. Myerson.
550
00:35:07,276 --> 00:35:08,639
Um-
551
00:35:08,776 --> 00:35:11,037
The truth is I- I like it here.
552
00:35:11,176 --> 00:35:13,074
I like this work.
553
00:35:13,209 --> 00:35:15,902
I know what I'm doing
when I'm here.
554
00:35:17,042 --> 00:35:19,405
I n fact, it's the only place...
555
00:35:19,543 --> 00:35:21,667
where I know what I'm doing.
556
00:35:21,809 --> 00:35:24,639
This is, uh, controllable.
557
00:35:25,910 --> 00:35:27,842
It's safe.
558
00:35:29,743 --> 00:35:31,470
Oh, my God.
559
00:35:31,610 --> 00:35:34,769
He's selling
his Red Sox tickets for me.
560
00:35:34,910 --> 00:35:37,876
What have I ever given up for anybody
that meant that much?
561
00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:40,976
I'm sorry.
I know this seems crazy, but I gotta go.
562
00:35:41,110 --> 00:35:45,838
You realize you�re selling your seats for exactly
the same price they sold Babe Ruth for.
563
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:49,636
You said it yourself. Relationships come and go,
but the Red Sox are forever.
564
00:35:49,777 --> 00:35:51,800
I want my sponges back.
565
00:35:51,943 --> 00:35:55,340
- Would you be selling these tickets if we were winning?
- I bet you wouldn't.
566
00:35:55,477 --> 00:35:57,443
We're never winning.
That's the point.
567
00:35:57,577 --> 00:35:59,509
We're down three games
to nothing. It's 4-3.
568
00:35:59,644 --> 00:36:01,734
They got Rivera warming up
in the bull pen. Look.
569
00:36:01,878 --> 00:36:03,810
Designated hitter. Number 18.
570
00:36:03,944 --> 00:36:05,807
John Olerud.
571
00:36:05,944 --> 00:36:08,842
Look. If I keep these seats...
572
00:36:08,978 --> 00:36:11,136
all I'll think about
every time I'm here is-
573
00:36:12,412 --> 00:36:14,502
is what I gave up for them.
574
00:36:22,111 --> 00:36:24,338
Excuse me.
Is there a ticket window somewhere?
575
00:36:24,478 --> 00:36:27,103
- Sold out, sweetie. It's the play-offs.
- All right.
576
00:36:27,245 --> 00:36:29,710
- Hey. Hey. You need tickets?
- Oh. You too.
577
00:36:29,845 --> 00:36:31,242
No, no. I got tickets.
578
00:36:31,378 --> 00:36:34,242
- We-Then why the sign?
- That's for the cops.
579
00:36:34,378 --> 00:36:36,809
Everybody knows when you say
you need tickets, means you have tickets.
580
00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:40,172
- Okay. I need a ticket.
- Calm down. I got two. 300 apiece.
581
00:36:40,312 --> 00:36:42,301
- What?
- Hey. The only reason they're that cheap...
582
00:36:42,446 --> 00:36:44,344
- is because it's the eighth inning.
- Fine.
583
00:36:44,479 --> 00:36:47,274
- I'll take one.
- I can't split 'em up.
584
00:36:52,346 --> 00:36:54,675
- Thank you.
- Hey, hey. You know what?
585
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:58,609
Since you only need the one ticket,
I'll buy the other one back for, like, 50 bucks.
586
00:36:58,746 --> 00:37:01,234
Oh, okay.
That sounds good. Oops.
587
00:37:01,379 --> 00:37:03,936
Enjoy the game.
588
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:08,012
Ben, how do you know she'll even take you back?
589
00:37:08,147 --> 00:37:11,170
It's- It's not just for her, okay?
It's also for me, okay?
590
00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:14,245
I gotta get my life in order.
Some perspective.
591
00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:16,243
- Some balance.
- Hey. We've got a deal.
592
00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:18,437
I'll buy your seats.
593
00:37:19,913 --> 00:37:21,776
It's a real ticket.
594
00:37:21,914 --> 00:37:24,243
Oh, it's a real ticket,
but you're at the wrong entrance.
595
00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:26,971
- You're way over in center field.
- I just gotta get in for a minute-
596
00:37:27,113 --> 00:37:31,545
- That's a ploy. I know it's a ploy. You're in center field.
- Fine.
597
00:37:32,947 --> 00:37:34,913
Groundball to the right side.
598
00:37:35,047 --> 00:37:37,376
A race to the bag.
Rivera is there.
599
00:37:37,514 --> 00:37:40,378
And the Yankees are three defensive outs away
from the World Series.
600
00:37:40,515 --> 00:37:42,208
Into the ninth.
601
00:37:45,881 --> 00:37:48,472
Excuse me.
602
00:37:48,615 --> 00:37:50,739
Excuse me. Ooh. Sorry.
603
00:37:50,882 --> 00:37:52,848
- Excuse me.
- Watch it.
604
00:37:52,982 --> 00:37:55,106
Excuse me. Sorry.
605
00:37:59,782 --> 00:38:02,145
- Can I borrow these for a second? Thank you.
- Yeah.
606
00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:04,214
Sure.
607
00:38:13,748 --> 00:38:15,680
No.
608
00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:17,781
Why don't you have
a cell phone, you idiot?
609
00:38:17,915 --> 00:38:21,540
Sign by the red tab.
Initial by the yellow tabs.
610
00:38:21,682 --> 00:38:24,512
What are you buying, the stadium?
Look at that thing.
611
00:38:24,682 --> 00:38:27,806
Floyd the Barber, we're not in Mayberry, okay?
Thank you.
612
00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:32,275
Hey. Down in front.
Come on, sweetie.
613
00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:34,348
Hold your horses, buddy.
614
00:38:36,716 --> 00:38:38,705
Robin. Wait. No.
I can't talk right now.
615
00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:40,973
Listen. I just need
Chris's cell phone number.
616
00:38:53,817 --> 00:38:56,282
That's odd.
617
00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:58,280
You're having a stroke.
Good.
618
00:38:58,450 --> 00:39:00,507
I don't want to talk now.
I'm at the ball game.
619
00:39:00,683 --> 00:39:02,080
Chris!
620
00:39:02,217 --> 00:39:03,648
Damn it!
621
00:39:03,850 --> 00:39:06,509
Ben, come on.
622
00:39:06,650 --> 00:39:08,013
- Don't do it.
- This is crazy.
623
00:39:08,151 --> 00:39:10,014
Think about it, Ben.
624
00:39:10,151 --> 00:39:12,014
Check's all made out.
625
00:39:12,151 --> 00:39:14,673
I'll invite you to
some of the games.
626
00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:24,583
I'm sorry, Uncle Carl.
627
00:39:26,085 --> 00:39:29,312
Another idiot.
628
00:39:49,886 --> 00:39:52,909
Hold it. Hold it.
629
00:39:53,052 --> 00:39:56,575
Don, I hate to interrupt, but something
is happening in center field.
630
00:39:59,519 --> 00:40:03,645
This young lady jumped out of centerfield.
631
00:40:03,786 --> 00:40:05,843
No. No. The TV.
632
00:40:06,019 --> 00:40:08,143
Give her a little credit.
She's pretty impressive.
633
00:40:08,319 --> 00:40:10,285
She took her heels off.
634
00:40:10,453 --> 00:40:12,510
Pretty good-looking too.
635
00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:23,943
Go on!
636
00:40:24,087 --> 00:40:26,644
You see that?
She just grabbed Johnny Damon's butt.
637
00:40:26,787 --> 00:40:29,776
Oh, cool!
638
00:40:34,053 --> 00:40:36,951
Hey!
639
00:40:37,087 --> 00:40:39,575
Ben!
640
00:40:42,487 --> 00:40:43,747
- Lindsey.
- Ben!
641
00:40:45,554 --> 00:40:48,747
Ben. Ben!
642
00:40:48,888 --> 00:40:51,445
What are you doing?
You're gonna get arrested.
643
00:40:51,554 --> 00:40:55,350
- Don't sell your tickets, okay?
- That's why you ran across the whole field?
644
00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:57,476
- Yes. To stop you.
- What?
645
00:40:57,621 --> 00:41:01,109
- You're out of here.
- Just give me a second, okay? Just give me a second. Please!
646
00:41:01,255 --> 00:41:04,414
You gotta tell me. Wait.
The outfield- the grass- is it spongy?
647
00:41:04,555 --> 00:41:07,282
- Ben, focus.
- Sorry.
648
00:41:07,422 --> 00:41:11,184
These seats are important to you, okay?
This is your summer family, your Uncle Carl.
649
00:41:11,321 --> 00:41:14,616
- You love these seats.
- No. I fell in love with this when I was seven...
650
00:41:14,789 --> 00:41:16,913
because I had nothing else.
651
00:41:17,088 --> 00:41:19,815
Now I'm in love with you.
I don't need this.
652
00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:21,887
I don't want this.
653
00:41:23,255 --> 00:41:26,153
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
654
00:41:26,289 --> 00:41:29,153
You love me enough
to sell your tickets.
655
00:41:29,289 --> 00:41:31,880
I love you enough
not to let you.
656
00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:35,146
What do you say
we try to do all of it?
657
00:41:35,289 --> 00:41:37,516
Let's try to jerk one
out of the park.
658
00:41:37,656 --> 00:41:40,019
That's the sexiest thing
I've ever heard in my life.
659
00:41:40,156 --> 00:41:42,951
Ma'am, you're gonna
have to come with me.
660
00:41:43,089 --> 00:41:45,146
- Ben.
- Yeah?
661
00:41:45,289 --> 00:41:47,255
I'm being arrested.
662
00:41:48,389 --> 00:41:51,048
All right.
Let her go, buddy.
663
00:41:51,222 --> 00:41:53,346
Never.
664
00:42:16,190 --> 00:42:18,417
Well, you pretty much know the rest.
665
00:42:18,590 --> 00:42:20,885
Rivera walks Millar.
Roberts pinch-runs and steals second.
666
00:42:27,391 --> 00:42:30,084
Mueller drives 'em in.
667
00:42:30,258 --> 00:42:32,315
Ortiz in extra innings.
668
00:42:32,491 --> 00:42:35,423
Extra innings
again the next night.
669
00:42:44,691 --> 00:42:46,554
Schilling's bloody sock
in New York.
670
00:42:46,691 --> 00:42:48,849
L owe and Pedro
find their form.
671
00:42:51,324 --> 00:42:53,290
Damon's grand salami
in game seven.
672
00:42:57,092 --> 00:42:59,683
Bye-bye, Bambino.
673
00:42:59,825 --> 00:43:01,949
Boston Red Sox have won the pennant!
674
00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:08,754
So what am I saying? That it was
all karma because Lindsey came back to Ben?
675
00:43:08,893 --> 00:43:12,086
Look. All I know is, when the Red Sox
went to St. Louis for the Series...
676
00:43:12,225 --> 00:43:14,747
me and the girls
and Artie told them...
677
00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:17,154
"You two gotta be there
to keep this thing goin'."
678
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:43,455
And they went,
and lo and behold-
679
00:43:43,593 --> 00:43:46,888
Back to Foulke.
Red Sox fans have longed to hear it.
680
00:43:47,027 --> 00:43:49,788
The Boston Red Sox
are world champions.
681
00:43:49,927 --> 00:43:53,415
And that night
there was a blue moon and a total eclipse.
682
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,991
And those are the facts.
683
00:44:07,294 --> 00:44:09,987
Oh. One more thing.
684
00:44:10,127 --> 00:44:12,615
You know that little player
to be named later?
685
00:44:12,795 --> 00:44:16,557
Ben says if it�s a boy,
they'll name him Ted Williams Wrightman.
686
00:44:16,694 --> 00:44:20,091
If it�s a girl,
Carla Yastrzemski Wrightman.
687
00:44:20,228 --> 00:44:23,785
Let's all pray for a boy.
688
00:46:09,965 --> 00:46:12,988
Come to
Washington Square Tavern on Beacon Street...
689
00:46:13,132 --> 00:46:15,121
where Sox fans hang-
690
00:47:13,567 --> 00:47:15,465
...cars, SUV�s, trucks and work trucks.
691
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,724
Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac.
692
00:49:19,338 --> 00:49:21,633
Ask for Kevin, and get your first drink free.
693
00:49:21,771 --> 00:49:24,259
Remember. The Deluxe on Chandler and-
694
00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:12,104
WEEl in Boston,
the Dennis and Callahan program.
695
00:50:16,374 --> 00:50:19,431
Rolling. One, two, three. And-
696
00:51:56,077 --> 00:51:58,338
Let's go, Red Sox!
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