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When I was 14,
it seemed like all I did was work.
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I worked at school.
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"Four score and seven years ago,
our forefathers
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"brought forth from this
continent a new nation,
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"conceived in liberty and
dedicated to the proposition
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that all men are created equal."
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I worked at home.
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Sometimes I even went sleep-working.
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But the one thing I always did
for fun was go to the movies.
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Man, did you see Purple Rain?
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Yes!
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"Why don't you stay a while,
see how it's done?"
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Man, did you see Rambo?
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Yeah.
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"Do we get to win this time, sir?"
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Man, did you see
Beverly Hills Cop?
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"Here, why don't you go
ahead and take this banana?"
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The one big movie I missed
was Ghostbusters.
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"I got slimed."
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"Man, that chick is toast."
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Are they still talking
about Ghostbusters?
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Yeah. It's only the biggest
movie out this year.
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- I can't believe you haven't seen it.
- Have you seen it?
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- No.
- Then what are you talking about?
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- I thought you saw everything.
- I kept missing it.
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Now the only place it's still playing
is the dollar theater.
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But popcorn still cost eight bucks.
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And this is the last week.
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Maybe we can
catch it on Saturday.
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- It leaves Thursday.
- Forget it.
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We'll have to see it when
it comes out on video in 4 years.
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Back then, that was quick.
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I'm not waiting four years.
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Class...
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I just want to let you know
that I won't be here tomorrow
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because I have
a funeral to attend.
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Who died?
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My sister.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Thank you, Chris.
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It's hard because I don't have
19 or 20 other siblings like you.
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What'd she die of?
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She died of a bad case of grammar.
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Watch those prepositions.
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Greg, you know what?
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I think we can go
see this movie.
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How are we going to do that?
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Cut school.
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I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
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2x15 Everybody Hates Cutting School
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In my neighborhood, most kids' parents
didn't get involved at school,
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so whenever my mother
had the time, she would.
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I'm coming up to your school tomorrow
to help out with the book fair.
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Are you going to help
at my bookmark table?
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I'll try, baby.
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When are you coming?
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Around 9:00. Why?
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Nothing.
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No "nothing." What's wrong?
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Well, I just don't want you calling me
"sweetie" and stuff like that.
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Last time you came,
people made fun of me for a week.
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Why don't you just
call him Joe Rockhead?
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That's what all my friends call him.
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That's 'cause your frien
smell like hot toilet bowls.
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You smell like underarm
and booty crack.
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Hey, stop it.
We're eating.
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Well, don't worry, Drew.
I won't do anything to embarrass you.
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Thank you, Mom.
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Because I was planning to cut school,
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I was acting guiltier than
Michael Richards at an NAACP meeting.
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When can I come up to your school?
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Not tomorrow.
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Not tomorrow.
Nothing's going on, anyway.
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I wasn't asking about tomorrow.
Just in general.
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I know, I'm just saying
that nothing's going on tomorrow.
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What, are you embarrassed
about me, too?
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- No, I'm not embarrassed.
- Then what's your problem?
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- I don't have a problem.
- Then why I can't come up?
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You can come to the school,
just not tomorrow.
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What's the big deal about tomorrow?
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Nothing-- that's what I try to tell you.
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That's not what I asked you.
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I know, I just said that
tomorrow nothing's going on.
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Then why making
a federal case out of it?
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- I'm not.
- You are.
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When you can come up
to the school, I'll let you know.
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That went well.
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Daddy, can you come up
to our school, too?
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No, baby, I have to renew
my driver's license tomorrow.
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Baby, I thought you
did that already.
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A new license costs 17.50.
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And I'm not giving them people
my money until I have to.
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My father waited until
the last possible moment
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to pay for everything--
and I mean everything.
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Your meter's only
got a minute left.
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When that quarter runs out,
I'll put in this one.
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Baby, you're almost out of gas.
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When that gas runs out,
I'll put in some new gas.
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Push.
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Push.
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Julius, would you just
pay the man, please?!
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When the baby's all the way out,
I'll give him all the money.
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You better get up there early
'cause you know how those lines are.
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Yeah, I'm going to be there
when the door opens.
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I'm going to take my picture,
pay my 17.50 and be back home by 9:00.
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While my father
was trying to cut costs,
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I was trying to cut class.
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Man, this is going to be so cool.
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Wait, you never cut school before?
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I've had perfect attendance
since kindergarten.
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Well, listen, if you don't
want to do this, I understand.
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I wouldn't want
to mess up your record.
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Nah, it's cool.
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Who knew that in the future
this one unexplained absence
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would keep Greg
from getting into Harvard?
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If we get caught,
I can just say it was your fault.
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Same thing happened
to Colin Powell.
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The only thing I'm worried about is,
what if people miss us?
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Like who?
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The only person that'll miss you is me.
The only person that'll miss me is you.
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Things aren't much different now.
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What about when they take attendance?
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Oh, I got Pedro to cover for us.
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Meanwhile, my father
was there bright and early
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to beat the line at the DMV.
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Too late.
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Where do you think you're going?
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I'm going to renew my license.
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Well, get in line.
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This is the line to renew
your driver's license?
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No, this is the line for tickets
to see Scritti Politti.
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Yeah, this is the line.
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Man, all these people.
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I thought I was gonna be
out of here in an hour.
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Try three.
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Make that three and a half.
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While my father was gettinginline,
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my mother was about to getoutof line.
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Well, Rochelle,
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all I need you to do
is to help the children
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pick out a book, and then
send them to the front to pay for it.
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That's it?
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That's it.
I have everything else under control.
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No, you don't.
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I could've stayed at home for this.
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Back at school it was lunchtime.
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Today's special
was "Running Like Hell."
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- You ready?
- Ready.
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All right, now just be cool
and keep walking.
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My biggest worry at this point
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was that the cops would think
I was chasing Greg.
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While we were cutting class,
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Greg was sweating like
Lil Kim in Sunday School.
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You think they know we're gone?
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The only one that would even
notice is Caruso.
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He can just beat
somebody else up.
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What's that?
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I was up all night
packing for everything we might need.
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I've got peanut butter sandwiches
in case we get hungry,
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I've got some wet naps
in case we get sticky
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from the peanut butter sandwiches,
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I brought a compass
in case we get lost,
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some extra water,
Rolaids, aspirin,
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a traveling toothbrush...
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Greg, we're going to the movies,
not Gilligan's Island.
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If we did, Greg would
have got with Mrs. Howell.
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Hold on.
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For my "cutting school" scrapbook.
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Smile.
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Greg saw that picture
on eBay last week for $500.
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Only problem with my mother
helping at a book fair
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was she didn't read books
and she wasn't fair.
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Girl, does your mother know
you're over here reading grown-up books?
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Give me that.
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Flowers in the Attic.
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Now that sounds nice.
Read that.
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You done lost your Jackie Collins mind.
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And don't cut your
eyes at me, either.
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Boy, don't you know you are
too big for a coloring book?
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White kids your age
are building sculptures by now
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and you're over here
trying to stay inside the lines.
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Come on, Picasso.
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Get to chippin'.
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Come on. Chip on.
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You shouldn't be embarrassed
that your boy only has
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a fifth grade reading level.
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You should be embarrassed that he's 27.
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He should be reading
War and Peace,
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not Horton Hears a Who.
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Here. Here you go.
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Hey, baby, how's it going?
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Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.
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I didn't mean to call you "baby."
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- Honey, I...
- Mom, just be quiet.
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What are y'all laughing at,
with your hoop earrings on?
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Let's see if your mother's giggling
when you're bringing home babies.
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Who's laughing now, huh?
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It ain't funny no more, is it?
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Come on over here, girl.
Buy some lemonade.
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It's good.
My baby made it.
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The line was getting shorter,
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and so was my father's patience.
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What?!
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You'd think they were married.
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May I help you?
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You got people out here.
You can't just go to lunch.
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People have stuff to do.
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Then why don't you
come back another day?
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Because my license expires today.
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Well, then I guess you're
just gonna have to wait.
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And don't bang on this door again.
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She's lucky he didn't
bang on her head.
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The weirdest thing about being
out of school on a school day
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was plain and simple:
no kids.
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This feels strange,
like everyone's staring at us.
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Almost like being a black kid
at an all-white school?
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Enjoy the show.
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Two tickets for Ghostbusters, please?
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Two dollars.
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Why aren't you kids in school?
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see, it's...
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It's a black... holiday.
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Yeah? Which one?
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Which one?
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The Autobiography...
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of Miss Jane PittmanDay.
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Great woman.
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She was a credit to your race.
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And Howdy Doody's
a credit to yours.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm an octoroon.
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In that case, only one-eighth of him
should be off from school.
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Okay. Enjoy the show.
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Happy holidays.
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If I made it past this guy,
I would finally get to see
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Ernie Hudson's best work.
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Meanwhile, at the DMV,
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my father was playing
the waiting game,
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and he was losing.
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126, window "A."
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37,"D."
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37, "D."
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42, window "F."
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Number 25?
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Can I help you?
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Yes, you can help me.
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I'm here to renew my license.
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Number 127, window "F."
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This license is expired.
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No, it's not.
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It expires today.
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It expired today at 10:00 a. m.
254
00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:26,182
It is almost 2:00.
255
00:12:26,608 --> 00:12:29,795
Yeah, but I been standing
in line since 7:45 a. m.
256
00:12:31,911 --> 00:12:34,670
Are you one of those people that
waits until the last minute to pay?
257
00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:36,534
No, I'm one of those people
who likes to wait
258
00:12:36,535 --> 00:12:39,161
until the last four hours
and 15 minutes to pay!
259
00:12:39,762 --> 00:12:42,136
Would you like a dime so you
can call someone who cares?
260
00:12:42,311 --> 00:12:44,548
I can't believe
he didn't take the dime.
261
00:12:45,217 --> 00:12:47,784
Please, can't I just give you
my money and go?
262
00:12:50,776 --> 00:12:51,799
Thanks.
263
00:12:51,915 --> 00:12:54,056
Right after you take your written test.
264
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,535
I've been driving for over 20 years.
265
00:12:57,536 --> 00:12:58,944
I know the rules of the road.
266
00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:01,999
My father knew the rules of the road,
but they werehisrules.
267
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:05,017
In a construction zone,
you speed up.
268
00:13:05,955 --> 00:13:08,077
When pedestrians are entering
the crosswalk...
269
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:10,370
... speed up.
270
00:13:10,409 --> 00:13:13,708
At a railroad crossing,
you really speed up.
271
00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,967
In the meantime,
my mother decided to give Tonya
272
00:13:18,051 --> 00:13:20,018
a lesson in making the hard sell.
273
00:13:22,824 --> 00:13:23,827
What's wrong, baby?
274
00:13:24,186 --> 00:13:25,733
Nobody's buying
my bookmarks.
275
00:13:26,182 --> 00:13:28,208
So what, you're just gonna
sit here and mope?
276
00:13:28,691 --> 00:13:30,106
I don't know what else to do.
277
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,749
Well, these bookmarks
ain't gonna sell themselves.
278
00:13:32,802 --> 00:13:35,603
Especially because you can use
any piece of paper for free.
279
00:13:35,622 --> 00:13:37,234
If people ain't coming to the bookmarks,
280
00:13:37,273 --> 00:13:39,897
you take the bookmarks
to the people-- take that side.
281
00:13:40,014 --> 00:13:41,307
Lift it higher, girl.
282
00:13:47,122 --> 00:13:48,426
That was a bigger fire hazard
283
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,956
than pyrotechnics
at a Great White concert.
284
00:13:52,072 --> 00:13:53,384
Hey, girl, you got a bookmark?
285
00:13:53,436 --> 00:13:55,075
No, thank you, I don't need one.
286
00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:56,795
Oh, okay, Miss Evelyn Wood.
287
00:13:56,839 --> 00:13:59,256
I guess you're just gonna speed-read
through the whole book.
288
00:13:59,294 --> 00:14:00,359
And who are you?
289
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,814
Oh, who are you?
With your magic book
290
00:14:02,815 --> 00:14:05,220
that just stays open
to whatever page you leave it on.
291
00:14:05,259 --> 00:14:06,590
Excuse me, I got to go.
292
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,856
Girl, you need to go
with your cheap behind.
293
00:14:08,924 --> 00:14:11,267
You can't spend 25 cents
on a bookmark?
294
00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,596
Did you spend
all your money on cookies?
295
00:14:14,972 --> 00:14:19,011
No! I did not spend my money on cookies,
if it's any business of yours.
296
00:14:19,231 --> 00:14:20,231
I bought a book.
297
00:14:20,356 --> 00:14:23,153
Oh, really?
What's it about, crushing dreams?
298
00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:25,373
'Cause that's exactly
what you're doing.
299
00:14:25,738 --> 00:14:27,619
Fine! I'll take one.
300
00:14:28,145 --> 00:14:29,998
Thank you. Here you go.
301
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:31,953
Bye.
302
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,400
Lay off the cookies.
303
00:14:40,117 --> 00:14:42,065
I wonder what they're doing at school.
304
00:14:42,284 --> 00:14:43,422
Feeling like suckers.
305
00:14:43,766 --> 00:14:45,817
On behalf of the Corleone
Junior High students
306
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,793
I'd like to welcome
a very special guest--
307
00:14:47,872 --> 00:14:49,279
Earth, Wind & Fire!
308
00:14:52,997 --> 00:14:54,020
Yeah, suckers!
309
00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:57,432
Excuse me, can you be quiet?
310
00:14:57,991 --> 00:14:58,991
Ms. Morello?
311
00:14:59,288 --> 00:15:00,600
I thought you were at a funeral.
312
00:15:00,639 --> 00:15:02,138
No, stupid-- she's at yours.
313
00:15:04,182 --> 00:15:05,883
Chris, I'm sorry for sshushing you.
314
00:15:05,994 --> 00:15:08,700
I know your people can't help
talking in the movies.
315
00:15:09,096 --> 00:15:10,476
Why aren't you in school?
316
00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:13,149
I wonder if she'd believe
it was Chicken George Day.
317
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:14,370
Well, we just finished lunch,
318
00:15:14,411 --> 00:15:16,431
and we figured we'd get
a little popcorn, and...
319
00:15:16,493 --> 00:15:18,191
now we're on our way
back to school.
320
00:15:18,253 --> 00:15:20,994
Chris, please,
don't insult my intelligence.
321
00:15:21,113 --> 00:15:23,691
It's obvious you and Gregory
are playing hooky.
322
00:15:24,262 --> 00:15:26,872
I don't mean to be disrespectful,
but what are you doing here?
323
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,857
- Well, Greg...
- Hey, baby.
324
00:15:29,327 --> 00:15:30,407
I got the popcorn.
325
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:31,786
You want Junior Mints or Goobers?
326
00:15:31,825 --> 00:15:33,696
- I got both.
- You're on a date?
327
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,066
Chris, we all grieve
in our own way.
328
00:15:36,279 --> 00:15:37,467
Grieve? Who's grieving?
329
00:15:37,539 --> 00:15:39,879
- Did you go to the funeral, too?
- What funeral?
330
00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:41,639
So you lied about your sister dying?
331
00:15:41,728 --> 00:15:43,310
- Yes.
- Your sister died?
332
00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:44,845
- No.
- How could you do that?
333
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,796
That's neither here nor there.
334
00:15:46,797 --> 00:15:48,383
The fact is,
you shouldn't be here.
335
00:15:48,435 --> 00:15:50,757
Well, I'm sorry--
I just wanted to see this movie.
336
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:53,101
I didn't think missing one day
of school would hurt.
337
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:56,376
Chris, I know you must be
a big Ernie Hudson fan--
338
00:15:56,609 --> 00:15:57,746
Thalmus is, too--
339
00:15:57,975 --> 00:16:00,013
but do you think Ernie Hudson
cut school to go see
340
00:16:00,014 --> 00:16:02,320
Gary Coleman movies
while he was growing up?
341
00:16:02,468 --> 00:16:03,997
Gary Coleman made a movie?
342
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:06,672
And, Greg,
you should be ashamed of yourself.
343
00:16:06,885 --> 00:16:09,200
You can see a white man
in a movie anytime.
344
00:16:10,131 --> 00:16:11,954
Sorry.
Come on, Greg, let's go.
345
00:16:12,594 --> 00:16:13,733
Chris, wait.
346
00:16:13,937 --> 00:16:15,626
- Stay.
- Are you serious?
347
00:16:15,937 --> 00:16:18,299
Yes. But don't you ever
let me find out
348
00:16:18,347 --> 00:16:20,968
you've done anything
like this again, you understand?
349
00:16:21,044 --> 00:16:22,044
Yes, ma'am.
350
00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,923
Could you not mention
that you saw me here?
351
00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:26,305
Yes, ma'am.
352
00:16:26,535 --> 00:16:27,538
Nice meeting you.
353
00:16:28,171 --> 00:16:29,444
Enjoy the movie.
354
00:16:33,864 --> 00:16:36,436
Back at the DMV,
my father was DOA.
355
00:16:37,066 --> 00:16:38,534
I'm sorry, sir, you fail.
356
00:16:39,071 --> 00:16:40,306
What do you mean, fail?
357
00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:41,455
Let me see that!
358
00:16:41,829 --> 00:16:43,163
What's wrong with this one?
359
00:16:43,631 --> 00:16:46,438
Speed limit in a school
zone is 25, not 50.
360
00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:47,636
Not if he's late.
361
00:16:48,184 --> 00:16:49,593
Fine. I'll do it again.
362
00:16:51,099 --> 00:16:52,546
What do you think you're doing?
363
00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:54,033
I'm going to take the test.
364
00:16:54,391 --> 00:16:56,350
You got to get in line,
get a number,
365
00:16:56,351 --> 00:16:58,038
wait for that number to be called,
366
00:16:58,115 --> 00:17:00,379
proceed to my counter,
where I will give you a new exam
367
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,287
and then you can go
to the testing area.
368
00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:03,851
I have to do this again?!
369
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,244
If you want a license.
370
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,681
Good thing she can't read minds.
371
00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:13,144
42!
372
00:17:17,832 --> 00:17:18,832
"It...
373
00:17:19,227 --> 00:17:21,232
"was... the...
374
00:17:21,983 --> 00:17:23,255
"beast of...
375
00:17:23,688 --> 00:17:24,688
"times.
376
00:17:25,236 --> 00:17:26,236
"It...
377
00:17:26,617 --> 00:17:28,469
"was... the...
378
00:17:29,243 --> 00:17:31,145
"roast...
of times."
379
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,334
I mean, my God,
380
00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:35,924
boy, did you eat
a bowl of lead paint for breakfast?
381
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:39,474
Go on and sit down and let one of these
other illiterates take a crack at it.
382
00:17:39,556 --> 00:17:42,113
Excuse me, can I speak
to you for a minute?
383
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,230
Oh, I'm sorry,
is there a problem?
384
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,816
Yes. You.
385
00:17:51,129 --> 00:17:52,129
Drive safely.
386
00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:55,380
Thank you.
387
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,032
Here you go.
388
00:17:58,127 --> 00:17:59,303
Oh, you don't pay me.
389
00:17:59,969 --> 00:18:01,358
That's the line to go pay.
390
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:19,192
59!
391
00:18:26,941 --> 00:18:29,156
Hey, baby.
Where you been all day?
392
00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:31,063
Getting my license.
393
00:18:31,242 --> 00:18:32,242
It was horrible.
394
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,703
Remind me to renew early next time.
395
00:18:35,362 --> 00:18:36,597
How was it at school?
396
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,075
Mom got kicked out.
397
00:18:38,762 --> 00:18:41,405
- What?
- They called the cops and everything.
398
00:18:41,575 --> 00:18:44,112
Yeah, we had to beg for them
to let her go.
399
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,355
Why are you arresting me?!
400
00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:48,038
You should be arresting
these teachers!
401
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,215
Please let my ma go!
402
00:18:49,305 --> 00:18:51,422
Kids at a book fair
that can't read!
403
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,125
- Oh, get her out of here!
- I should call Jesse Jackson!
404
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:55,460
Jesse!
405
00:18:58,059 --> 00:18:59,142
What happened?
406
00:18:59,418 --> 00:19:01,385
Those people don't know how
to run a book fair,
407
00:19:01,424 --> 00:19:02,582
that's what happened.
408
00:19:04,171 --> 00:19:05,216
Chris, how was your day?
409
00:19:05,235 --> 00:19:07,473
The hardest thing about having
such a great day
410
00:19:07,577 --> 00:19:09,518
was pretending it never happened.
411
00:19:09,628 --> 00:19:10,628
What do you mean?
412
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,093
What do you mean, what do I mean?
It's a simple question.
413
00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:14,551
- I know.
- Okay.
414
00:19:14,609 --> 00:19:15,632
Okay what?
415
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:17,786
Did anything interesting
happen in school today?
416
00:19:17,787 --> 00:19:18,787
Like what?
417
00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:20,120
Like I don't know.
418
00:19:20,238 --> 00:19:22,649
You were there all day--
that's why I'm asking you.
419
00:19:22,998 --> 00:19:23,998
Nothing happened.
420
00:19:24,056 --> 00:19:25,467
Why didn't you just say that?
421
00:19:27,809 --> 00:19:30,067
After getting away
with cutting school today,
422
00:19:30,182 --> 00:19:32,573
I was thinking about seeing
Brewster's Millions tomorrow.
423
00:19:32,574 --> 00:19:36,129
How many times do I have to tell you
to hang up your jacket when you come in?
424
00:19:36,204 --> 00:19:38,268
I am standing here with Verdine White
425
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:41,833
of legendary R&B group
Earth, Wind & Fire,
426
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:44,951
who did an impromptu concert
today for the lucky kids
427
00:19:45,092 --> 00:19:46,762
at Corleone Junior High.
428
00:19:46,942 --> 00:19:48,307
Verdine, how was it?
429
00:19:48,346 --> 00:19:49,667
It was really great.
430
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:51,075
But the only sad thing, though,
431
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:54,273
I heard there is a black kid named Chris
at the school,
432
00:19:54,676 --> 00:19:55,776
but he wasn't here.
433
00:19:56,658 --> 00:19:58,481
Well, that's too bad for Chris.
434
00:19:58,778 --> 00:20:01,807
Reporting live, I'm Julie Lancaster
at Corleone Junior High.
435
00:20:01,845 --> 00:20:03,863
Back to you, Bob, at the studio.
436
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:06,590
So nothing happened
in school today, huh?
437
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,534
Who you gonna call?
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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