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CHARLIE:
Once upon a time,
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there were three little girls
who went to the police academy,
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two in Les Ange/es. ..
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the other In San Francisco,
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and they were each assigned
very hazardous duties...
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but i took them away
from all that,
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and now they work for me.
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My name is Charlie.
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[m]
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Taking a whole bunch of
pictures all at one time
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made me so nervous,
and this busy town!
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I'm just too excited
to be tired.
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Really, Jolene,
I don't know where
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you get your
energy from.
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| wish I had it.
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I feel so bushed.
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Well, good night, honey.
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Good night.
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Next one’s mine.
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[WATER RUNNING]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Coming.
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[SCREAMING]
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BOSLEY: You flew all the way
from lowa just because
of a spider?
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I had to. That girl!
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It didn't matter to her
that the spider was harmless.
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Why should she care
that she started
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a panic among the other
contestants?
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Are you certain
the spiderwas harmless?
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Of course it was--
I stomped on it.
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But was it harmless
before you stomped on it?
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How should I know?
I wasn't going
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to let it bite me to find out.
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If you would just settle down
a little, Mr. Pawl
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it would make it easier
for us to understand
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what you're trying
to tell us.
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It's easy for you
to say "settle down."
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You didn't have to work a year
organizing the greatest
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beauty pageant
the world has seen.
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You didn't have to watch
67 gorgeous contestants
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melt away, frightened off.
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The girls are dropping out
right and left.
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Someone is out to ruin
the pageant, to destroy
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a national institution.
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You've got to help us.
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To quote Barbara,
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”Nobody...
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no, nobodyshould rain
on our parade."
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Uh-huh.
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Well, we will
discuss it, Mr. Pawl
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and then we
will be in touch.
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Well, please act quickly.
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The pageant starts tomorrow
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and we‘ve only got
nine girls left.
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In plain language,
Mr. Bosley,
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the clock is ticking.
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Uh, yes,
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we understand.
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Goodbye, Mr. Pawl.
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Bye.
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Somehow, I never
quite thought
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of the Miss Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant
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as a national
institution.
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Well, how can you say that,
Bree?
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It's the stepping stone
to the Miss Prunes title.
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Yes, and from there, well,
the sky's the limit.
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Uh, were you serious about
having taken the
case, Charlie?
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CHARLIE:
A tarantula
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intentionally placed
on the pillow of a
young woman?
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Now, if that young woman
had had
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a weak heart, she’d be dead
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and someone would have
gotten away with murder.
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lsuggest you get
your acts together
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and head for the pageant.
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Oh, by the way
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may the best woman win.
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What?
Wait a minute, Charlie.
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You don't mean that we have
to play contestants?
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At least two of you should
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That’s where most
of the trouble hits.
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Uh, you two better get
a couple of extra
bathing suits
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and of course,
a pair of high heel shoes.
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No, no, no.
Wait a minute. No.
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No. I'm not going to be
a beauty contestant.
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You might flip a coin--
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odd Angel out.
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Oh, boy.
Well, that sounds fair.
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[LAUGHS]
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Okay.
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Here we go. One...
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two...
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three.
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Heads.
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Tails.
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Heads.
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[LAUGHTER]
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It's not funny.
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What is that
sound, Charlie?
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I’m working with
a physical therapist, Kelly
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Oh, not feeling well, Charlie?
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0h, nothing like that.
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Just learning a little
about the pectoralis major
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SABRINA:
Kris, Bos and l are going
to meet Ben Pawl
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and some of the contestants.
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Why don 't you grab a bikini
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and help us set up our cover?
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KRIS:
Okay lll check
into my room later.
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KELLY:
I’ll see you at the hotel--
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l’ve got an interview
in a half an hour.
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WOMAN:
And what are your
future plans, dear?
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Well, I hope to study
brain surgery.
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Uh, what would cause
a young lady like yourself
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to chose, uh,
that profession?
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Well, it-it seems to me
that unless the young people
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take up the challenge
of the future
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we can‘t move
the world forward.
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The greatest challenge
I can think of
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is brain surgery.
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[GERMAN ACCENT]
Then you give up
the dancing, ya?
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Oh, no. Dancing's a great form
of exercise and a lot of fun.
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I'm going to keep up
my dancing no matter what.
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And also, working at the polls
on election day.
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| feel that we should
all stay healthy
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and politically aware.
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That's good. Don‘t never
give up the dancing.
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You know, when last year
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lwas the queen
from this Chrys-trumums
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I was dancing.
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You know, I give up it,
the dancing
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and fat comes on me.
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Six pounds
in one month.
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I want you to know
it's-it's a great privilege
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to be given advice by the
retiring Miss Chrysanthemum.
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Thank you.
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[SPEAKING GERMAN]
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lwon't forget that
if I'm lucky enough
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to be awarded this title.
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This your house,
Mr. Pawl?
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No, it was loaned to us
by Mr. Cree, one of ourjudges
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so the girls could relax
while they rehearse our show.
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Huh.
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Say, I was wondering, since
you're private eyes
under cover
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I thought you‘d use
cover names.
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Uh, no, no, no.
Just Bosley, Sabrina.
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That'll be fine.
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And you haven't
any assignment for me?
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Someone to put a tail on?
Nothing?
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Uh, look, I'll
tell you what.
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Now, it's dangerous
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but maybe you
can help us.
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You think he can handle it?
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I don't know, boss
lady. Maybe.
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You know karate, Mr. Pawl?
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Uh, no.
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That's good. We don't want
dead heroes on our hands,
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you know what I mean?
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Okay, here's your assignment.
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Now, from now on,
you'll be known as Big X.
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From this point
on-- Big X.
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Now, you just go about
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the pageant routine normally
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unless one of us gives you
the code word Beau Geste.
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Beau Geste--
you got that?
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Beau Geste.
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If you hear that,
go to the phone
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you call information.
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Now, the operator
that answers you
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you ask her
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for the service repair number.
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That operator will be
one of our people.
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They'll know what to do.
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You got it?
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Yeah. I'm Big X.
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Shh!
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Code word: Beau Geste.
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I call information,
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and I ask your operative
for the repair service number.
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From this moment on
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you make no mention
of your instructions.
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Oh, I understand.
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You better, pigeon,
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because you're into this
up to your neck.
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Okay, let's get this
show on the road.
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Let's get this shot.
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The first thing
I'd like to get
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is a big close-up,
full screen.
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This isn't for real, is it?
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I mean, this isn't
really going to be
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on a network
television news show?
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0h, uh, you bet
it is, Mr. Pawl.
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You see, uh,
we're private detectives.
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We got to pick up a dollar
here, a dollar there.
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Every little bit helps.
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Okay, you ready?
You ready, Mr. Bosley?
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Right.
And roll 'em!
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Hi there.
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Welcome to the Miss
Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant.
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Cut! Print!
Perfect!
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Thanks.
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Mr. Pawl?
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Excuse me.
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Mm-hmm.
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[SIGHS]
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Do you think that'll
keep him out of our hair?
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Yeah, I think so.
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That coupled with pointing
this camera at his face
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from time to time.
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Well, let's see--
AH. and V.G.
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Right.
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Okay, girls
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let's try it
with the words this time.
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One, two, three, four...
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CONTESTANTS:
b Hi there! Hello! It
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f We're glad
That you could show P
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P For the Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant It
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A From far and near
We girls came here It
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fTo try to be queen
Of your pageant I
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I‘ Hi there! Hello! b
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f We're glad
That you could show P
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P For the Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant It
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It Who will be queen
When you are all seen P
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PA! the Chrysanthemum f
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l‘ Festival Pageant It
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It The Chrysanthemum Festival
Pageant N
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Bravo!
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Great, girls.
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Listen, ladies,
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we're all going to be
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on a network television
news program.
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[CHEERING]
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Mr. Bosley,
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he's the one
with the camera,
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and Sabrina,
she's the boss lady,
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are making a documentary.
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So when the camera's rolling,
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let's give them all
the sparkle and sincerity
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you want all your friends
and relatives at home to see.
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Right, boss lady?
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Oh, right.
That's right.
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And this is my arranger,
conductor
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and all-around man Friday.
Say hello to Henry.
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Hi Henry.
My pleasure.
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Let me introduce
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the contestants to you.
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This young lady is here
from Texas.
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Billie Jolene.
Howdy.
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Hello.
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And Debbie from
London, England.
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Hello.
Hello.
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Grace Cooley,
California Miss.
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Hi.
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Holly from the Empire State
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of New York.
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Hi.
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and one of our
late entrants
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that I haven't even met yet.
And who are you?
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Hi. I'm Kris,
and I'm from Macon, Georgia.
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How far is that
from Plains, Kris?
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Oh, gosh, I don't really know.
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This is the first time
I've ever been
outside of Macon.
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This is really exciting.
262
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SABRINA:
Okay, now, we'd
like to get
263
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a little informal
rehearsal around the piano.
264
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:29,194
Just too far away
to see her good, Hubie.
265
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,276
And as the girls
266
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are around
the piano...
267
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,715
MAN:
Big smile, big smile.
268
00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,396
[GLASS BREAKING]
269
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,037
How close did you say
the shot came?
270
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,117
Okay, it was about
three feet to my left
271
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,992
and about four feet
in front of me.
272
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,076
Maybe you're right
273
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,918
and they really weren't
trying to hit you.
274
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,191
No, no, considering how many
more bad shots there are
275
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,238
in this world than good,
I wouldn't bet on that.
276
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,390
I don't know.
277
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,756
They were moving
right after the
shot was fired.
278
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,917
And they were way back
from the roofs edge
279
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,599
by the time I got
to my window.
280
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,552
Now, ifthey wanted to hit me
281
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,070
why didn't they wait to fire
again in case they missed?
282
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,277
I mean, they didn't
know I had a gun.
283
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:11,754
Which, I suspect,
puts us right back
284
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,598
where we started from.
285
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,632
That's about right, Bosley.
286
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,276
And I don't care if there's
only one contestant left.
287
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,356
The show must go on.
288
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,596
There has to be
a Miss Chrysanthemum.
289
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:23,955
VVhy?
290
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,310
Young girls, sir,
291
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:31,116
grow up dreaming ofthis
moment in their lives.
292
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,516
They dedicate themselves.
293
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:34,750
We've already spent
all the money
294
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,508
that the sponsors
have put up.
295
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,314
Good point, Si.
296
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,108
Then we all agree.
We'll tell the audience
297
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,398
that the preliminary judging
was held in the morning,
298
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,557
so that we could give
more time to the
eleven contestants
299
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,478
who are left who are
our semi-finalists,
300
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,957
That's your department, Ben,
you handle it anyway you like.
301
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:58,114
Oh, if you want, I can sing
my winning aria
from last year,
302
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,153
you remember,
from Wagner, you know
303
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,000
when I wearthe hat
with the horns.
304
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:14,473
CONTESTANTS:
/ For the Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant /
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00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:19,316
I From far and near
We girls came here I
306
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:23,394
v” To try and be queen
0f your pageant .”
307
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,148
PAWL:
I Hi therel Hello! I
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00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,833
h We're glad that
you could show I
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00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:31,999
R For the Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant at
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1” Who will be queen /
311
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,119
1” When you are all seen /
312
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:40,996
h At the Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant /
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CONTESTANTS:
/ The Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant N
314
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,434
All right, let's
try it from, uh...
315
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,079
after the crisscross,
all right?
316
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:56,035
Form a straight line.
317
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,709
Good. Ready, now
left foot first.
318
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,228
Hit it, Henry.
319
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,073
Five, six,
seven, eight...
320
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,713
[PIANO PLAYING INTRO]
321
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,911
I‘ Hi there! Hello! A
Smile, girls.
322
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,633
J‘ We're glad that
You could showl1
323
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,716
Good.
324
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,319
P For the Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant It
325
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,478
Sing out! sing out!
326
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,797
A From far and near,
We girls came here It
327
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:21,477
fTo try to be queen
Of your pageant I
328
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,593
f Hi there! Hello! b
329
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,239
[SCREAMING]
330
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:35,590
It's out.
331
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,999
[BOTH YELLING]
332
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,918
I'll check the exit,
Bosley.
333
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,037
[TIRES SCREECHING]
334
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,118
All right!
335
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,594
Bosley!
336
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,269
What are you doing
with Kris' pigeons?
337
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,549
Kris' pigeons?
338
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,314
Oh... yeah,
they're for a magic act.
339
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,478
Why were they skulking
in that closet?
340
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,438
They were not
skulking, Bosley.
341
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,034
Pigeons can't skulk.
342
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,150
Well, these can.
343
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,509
They were skulking
in there.
344
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,159
They are skulking pigeons.
345
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,953
00h!
346
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,275
Uh, Bosley?
347
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,271
Yes?
348
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,113
Do you suppose
that sandbag
349
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,112
was supposed to hurt somebody
or scare somebody?
350
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,317
I don't know, I don't
know, but eitherway
351
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,431
sooner or later, somebody
is going to get hurt.
352
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:39,999
Well, a 50-pound sandbag or
a rifle doesn't hurt anybody--
353
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,151
it kills them.
354
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,398
You explain to Kris
how you let her pigeons out.
355
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,628
[PHONE RINGS]
356
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,871
Oh, I'll get it.
357
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,194
Hello? Oh, sure.
358
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:58,268
For you the telephone,
Herr Dearborn.
359
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,837
This is Si Dearborn.
360
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,270
This here is the money man.
361
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,160
You made up your mind
about the proposition yet?
362
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,959
Is that your best offer?
363
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,832
You know, Mr. Dearborn,
364
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:20,750
for a man whose fried clam
franchises is going
to the dogs
365
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:25,795
for the want of some
cold cash, you sure
do dance a lot.
366
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,519
Is it yes or no?
367
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,995
All right, it's a deal.
368
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,077
Go to the men's room.
369
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,430
MAN:
Enjoy the money...
370
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:56,554
and don't let us down,
Mr. Dearborn.
371
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,876
I won't.
372
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,234
I believe in modesty just
as much as the next girl,
373
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,398
but this is not exactly
the 1940's, and besides,
374
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,592
all the girls got
the lace off their dresses.
375
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,916
lfwe didn't
we'd look like...
376
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,430
I don't know what
we'd look like.
377
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,711
Honey, you don't
wanna wear that color.
378
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,076
Oh, I kind of like it.
379
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,429
Yeah?
Well, so do I.
380
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,398
That's why you're
not going to wear it.
381
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,073
Why don't you try
the green?
382
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,430
I don't think so.
383
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,432
Well, try any color you want,
384
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,079
except my apricot.
385
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,716
I mean, you're free
to choose the apricot,
386
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,639
if you want,
but I wouldn't be surprised
387
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,956
if the seams just...came apart
while you were on stage.
388
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,192
Things like that happen
all the time in
beauty pageants.
389
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,710
So embarrassing!
390
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,115
Ah, hello, there.
391
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,116
Hello.
392
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,435
Fred Olsen here.
393
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,512
You're the photographer,
and you're the boss, right?
394
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,590
Well, thank you,
I guess.
395
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,273
What do you think
of my little girl?
396
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,629
Uh, which little girl?
397
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,353
Well, she's not
my little girl.
398
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,398
She's my number one client,
Grace Cooley.
399
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,995
Just a minute, she's right
here. Grace?
400
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,838
She called me
and told me you were here
401
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,917
and here I am to help out
wherever I can.
402
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:16,950
Oh, sure, sure.
403
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,150
Hi.
404
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,830
Is that the next
Miss Chrysanthemum
405
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,236
or is that the next
Miss Chrysanthemum?
406
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,590
Well, uh, she's very pretty.
407
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:26,995
FRED:
She's going to win.
408
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,676
Now, what I'm willing to do
is give you an exclusive.
409
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,598
You key your film
on Grace
410
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,551
then when she wins
411
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,193
you scoop the
whole TV world.
412
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,310
How does that
grab you?
413
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:42,470
We will give that some...
serious thought.
414
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,438
What? So, nothing ventured,
nothing gained, right?
415
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,910
I mean, like, we set it up
with charm, we're
ahead, right?
416
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,076
Yes.
417
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,713
All right, look, let's
talk a little money.
418
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,231
You key on Gracie,
there's 50 bucks
in it for you.
419
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,834
50 bucks?
420
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,712
What do you care
who you feature, right?
421
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,433
Wrong, Fred.
422
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:03,830
When I'm on top
423
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,678
and you come to me for a favor
424
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,916
you know what
you'll get?
425
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,152
Bupkis is what you'll get!
426
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,670
Watch-- bupkis!
427
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,077
Howdy, ma'am.
428
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,153
Wonder if we might
have a minute of your time?
429
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,552
I most certainly will not.
430
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,796
Not for a
million dollars.
431
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,395
[GRUNTING]
432
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,596
She's gone.
433
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,756
She's disappeared.
434
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:22,836
She's been snatched.
435
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,075
What makes you so sure?
436
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,119
Millicent Farber
never misses a meal.
437
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,953
Isn't this the time
for someone to give me
438
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:29,917
the Beau Geste signal, boss?
439
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,276
Not yet, Ben, no, no.
440
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,709
My nerves can take it.
441
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,195
I've already contacted
anotherjudge
442
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,119
to replace Millicent,
Hazel Spaulding.
443
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,958
She's flying
in tonight.
444
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,593
She's judged
here before.
445
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,797
Hi, Mr. Bosley.
446
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,196
Hi, Mr. Pawl.
447
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,629
Hi, girls.
448
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,029
Hi, Grace.
449
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,038
Bye, Grace.
450
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,878
I met that kid's agent.
451
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,277
He says she's from
a really poor family.
452
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,591
Breaks your heart.
453
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,633
Oh, yeah, it really does.
454
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,638
I'll be leaving
for the opening festivities
455
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,909
in about half an hour.
456
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,634
The pageant rises
when the sun sets.
457
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,472
[STRAINED LAUGHTER]
458
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,799
You think something really did
happen to that
judge, Millicent?
459
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,553
Well, there's a,
there's a chance.
460
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,068
But I don't know.
461
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,236
It doesn't fit the pattern.
462
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,635
Up till now, everything
463
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,154
has been done to scare off
the contestants.
464
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,158
Well, all we can do
is stay on our toes
465
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,192
and hope for a break.
466
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,789
I'll take the camera and set
up in front of the stage.
467
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,798
Okay, well, Kelly and l
are going to be pretty
468
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:33,830
tied up with
the pageant.
469
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,235
Maybe Bree ought
to help us out backstage.
470
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,191
I don't think so.
471
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,993
I think I ought to cover
the airport,
472
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,315
cover the newjudge.
473
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,438
I mean, if somebody
did kidnap Millicent
474
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,312
they might try
to grab the new judge too.
475
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,675
Well, that makes
as much sense
476
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,234
as anything else
that's happened.
477
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,959
If you'll excuse me,
478
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,508
I have to rehearse
my introductory speech.
479
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:51,596
See you later.
480
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,838
Yeah...
481
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,798
Oh, oh, listen,
I do too.
482
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,348
I-I'II see
you later.
483
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,108
You know they really do
want to win.
484
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,516
It, uh...
485
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,916
It looks that way.
486
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,200
MAN:
We ain't asking
for the moon, ma'am.
487
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,790
lam worth upwards of six
million dollars, young man,
488
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,035
but if I were penniless
489
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,709
I wouldn't sell my vote.
490
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,429
Help!
491
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,278
Help!
492
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,869
Please, ma'am,
don't be doing that.
493
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,555
Hey, Hube.
494
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,070
Them pageant people got
a new judge coming in
495
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,554
to replace the
old biddy here.
496
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,949
Guess who it is?
497
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,515
You think we ought to be
talking about that
with her listening?
498
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,592
I mean, she's got us by
the short hairs already
499
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,830
if she talks to the law.
500
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,792
Hmm... True, true.
501
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,116
Come here.
502
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,191
Now, you know the name
of that lady judge
503
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,590
that they is counting on
being here, but wasn't
504
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,998
because they decided to
use last year's queen
as a judge instead?
505
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,070
Hazel Spaulding.
506
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,879
That's who's coming, buddy.
507
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,509
Well, we got it
made in the shade, old boy.
508
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,358
Except for that old
biddy in there.
509
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,232
No sweat.
510
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,670
When we call OJ,
and tell him...
511
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:24,955
[CRASHING THUMP]
512
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,036
What was that?
513
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,390
The old biddy
fell off her barrel.
514
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,110
[GROANING]
515
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,958
When we call OJ.
and tell him
516
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,708
how we got everything
took care of down here
517
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,228
he's going
to be so owing to us
518
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,397
that he'll
just start handing
519
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,154
her money and just
keep on handing it to her
520
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,634
till she can't say no.
521
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,036
She says she's already
worth six million, Earl.
522
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,470
Oh, well, that could be
a problem, I reckon.
523
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,558
But hey, let's just take
this thing one boot at a time.
524
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,068
And the first thing
we got to do
525
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,628
is go see
that newjudge
526
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,353
and get that
all squared away.
527
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,959
So, let's be
moving, partner.
528
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,840
Shouldn't one of us stay here
and watch the old biddy?
529
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,675
Well, now, did you ever hear
of anybody or anything
530
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,558
getting loose from
a rope that I lied
531
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,068
if I didn't
want them to?
532
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,349
Never once, Earl.
533
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,278
All right, then,
let's go, pard.
534
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,389
[DOOR SLAMS]
535
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,836
[IGNITION TURNING]
536
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,592
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen
537
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,074
flight 4 t 1 just arrived.
538
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,469
Connections for lowa City...
539
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:32,829
Miss Spaulding?
540
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,758
...Husker Junction
and Beansborough.
541
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:35,870
Get your luggage
ready, please.
542
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,149
You're Hazel
Spaulding, right?
543
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,509
Yes.
544
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,836
How would you like
to make $2000 cash money?
545
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,513
We'd like to buy
your first place vote
546
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,676
in that beauty
contest, ma'am.
547
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:45,676
For $2000.
548
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,837
If you don't, uh,
549
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,354
we're going to have
to tell your husband
550
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,312
about you and that
Mr. Pawl, that emcee fella.
551
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,874
About how him
and you, uh...
552
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,870
Well, about them private
all-night singing lessons
553
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,036
you and him
give each other
554
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,230
every time you
come down here
555
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:01,396
to judge one ofthem
beauty contests.
556
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,994
EARL:
We'll do it too, ma'am.
557
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,192
Take the money, ma'am.
558
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,629
You've got a deal.
559
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,718
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen...
560
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:37,950
to personally greet you
561
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,789
Freebairn 's own
Chrysanthemum Festival girls.
562
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:42,990
CONTESTANT 1:
Hi, there.
563
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,076
CONTESTANT 2:
Hi, there.
564
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,588
Hi, there.
565
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,029
Hi, there.
566
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,390
CONTESTANT 5:
Hi, there.
567
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,835
Hi, there.
568
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,433
Hi, there.
569
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,948
Hi, there.
570
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,878
Hi, there.
571
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,071
Hi, there.
572
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,118
Hi, there.
573
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,350
Hello!
574
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,708
It Hi, there hello J
575
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,434
f We're glad
That you could show P
576
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,837
P For the Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant it
577
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,991
I‘ From far and nearl1
578
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,589
A We girls came here It
579
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,117
fiTo try to be
Queen of your pageant A
580
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,072
It Hi there, hello J
581
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:25,557
f We're glad
That you could show P
582
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,997
P For the Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant it
583
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:33,068
It Who will be queen
When you're all seen P
584
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:37,558
hAt the Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant it
585
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:42,709
It The Chrysanthemum
Festival Pageant N
586
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,912
[APPLAUSE]
587
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,830
And here they are!
588
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,991
Our bevy of loveliness!
589
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,953
Our first semi-finalist
is Miss Kris Munroe.
590
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,275
Kris is from the home state
591
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,312
of our president,
Mr. Jimmy Carter
592
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,636
Miss Lillian's baby boy,
God bless him.
593
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,359
Kris is from
Macon, Georgia,
594
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,995
a true belle of
the old south.
595
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,235
Her big dream is
596
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,273
to become our queen,
Miss Chrysanthemum Festival
597
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,511
and then go on
to help mankind.
598
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,472
Hi, y'all.
599
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,318
[GIGGLES]
600
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,518
Let's start off this
most important interview
601
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,994
with an easy
question, Kris.
602
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,311
What's your favorite
color, and why?
603
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,999
Well, actually, Mr. Pawl...
604
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,673
I have more than one
favorite color.
605
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,030
Well, that's all right
with us, Kris.
606
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,554
Right, ladies and gentlemen?
607
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,353
[APPLAUSE]
608
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,359
My favorite colors
are red, white and blue
609
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,677
because they are the colors
ofour flag of freedom.
610
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,470
[APPLAUSE]
611
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,031
Here's our next semi-finalist,
Miss California...
612
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:55,355
Grace Cooley.
613
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,192
[LAUGHTER]
614
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,715
Here's your first
question, Grace.
615
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,274
What is your
favorite color...?
616
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,073
And why?
617
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,790
Well, lwas going to say
red, white and blue
618
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,559
but somebody already said it.
619
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,354
[LAUGHTER]
620
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,875
Yeah, C.J.
621
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,630
and the both of them is going
to vote her numero uno.
622
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,480
Well, now that you've done it.
I'm going to tell you
623
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,955
just how much my baby girl
winning that contest
624
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,429
means to me.
625
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,759
As a daddy, I am
plain damn proud.
626
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,072
As a businessman,
I got stockholders.
627
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,873
But ain't none ofthem
going to argue
628
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,957
that a beauty queen
ain't the one to do
629
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,470
our TV pink grapefruit
commercials now.
630
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,949
And you two good old boys
631
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,435
will find a big,
fat thank you
632
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,751
in your en velope come payday.
633
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,598
Best tell him about
the old biddy now.
634
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,074
Couldn't hear that. What?
635
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,397
Uh, that was Hubie
talking to me, C.J.
636
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,148
Uh, C.J., we got a
little problem here.
637
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,311
Well, what kind of
little problem, Earl?
638
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,636
EARL:
Well sir, it seems
that we kind of ..
639
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:30,636
Well...
640
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,558
We kind of kidnapped
an old lady.
641
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:33,636
You what?
642
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,273
EARL:
She was a judge,
C.J., and...//
643
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,118
Well, she wouldn't take
the money we offered her.
644
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,914
And then she started yelling
and hollering
and carrying on.
645
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:40,990
We didn't know what to do
646
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,554
so we took her out
to an old warehouse.
647
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,592
She ain't hurt none.
648
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,875
You two got less sense
649
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,037
than a hound dog trying
to catch him a skunk.
650
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:49,912
That's maybe a life sentence
in a federal prison.
651
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,155
Do you know that?
652
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:55,228
/ am going to tell you
all /'m ever going to...
653
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,509
Listen good
654
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,116
Now you two out
that lady loose, and
you go grab yourself
655
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,356
a jet plane to Europe
or someplace
656
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,353
and when you light,
you write me a letter,
657
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,677
and I'll send you each $50,000
and good riddance.
658
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,598
I don't know you no more,
you hear?
659
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,754
[LIVELY COUNTRY TUNE]
660
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:23,232
JAs I walked out in
The streets of Laredo It
661
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:30,232
fAs I walked out
In Laredo one day P
662
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:35,196
l‘ I spied a poor cowboy
663
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,234
fWrapped up in white linen It
664
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:46,830
l‘ Wrapped up in white linen
As cold as the clay It
665
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:55,596
A Oh, beat the drum slowly
And play the fife lowly f
666
00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:03,958
A And play the dead march
As you carry me along P
667
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:11,237
It Take me to a green valley
Then lay the sod over me A
668
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:17,152
J For I'm a young cowboy
669
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,078
l‘ I know I done wrong J
670
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,396
[SLOWER TEMPO]
671
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:28,159
J For I'm a young cowboy It
672
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:35,158
l‘ I know I done wrong N
673
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,956
[APPLAUSE]
674
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,312
I know the feel of this car
like my own hide.
675
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,835
And I know there's
maybe 110 pounds
676
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,792
more in the trunk
than there should be.
677
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,115
[KNOCKING]
678
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,000
Best show yourself.
679
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,554
[TRIGGER COOKING]
680
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,196
[APPLAUSE]
681
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,276
PAWL:
Our next semifinalist
682
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,154
is Miss Kelly Garrett.
683
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,759
Kelly had a warm and deeply
moving reaction to a friend
684
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,951
who injured an ankle
while skiing.
685
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,593
Tell us about it, Kelly.
686
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,829
Well... from that moment on
687
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,998
I... I knew
what we should all do
688
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,799
is help one another
689
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,832
to realize that
690
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,151
well, we should realize that
691
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,955
no man orwoman
is an island.
692
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,196
That we should never ask
693
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,879
forwhom the bell tolls...
694
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,878
that we're all one
695
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,310
and we need each
others' support
696
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,192
to be truly happy.
697
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,710
No, we should not ask
for whom the bell tolls.
698
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,310
When one man is lost
or woman is injured,
699
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,756
be it friend or stranger,
700
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,919
when the bell tolls,
it tolls for all of us.
701
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,474
[APPLAUSE]
702
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,520
[GRUNTS]
Now, lady,
703
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,394
what have you done in
the trunk ofour car?
704
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,874
Well, I'm a TV reporter,
705
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,191
and I was looking
for a story.
706
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,595
About what?
707
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,836
About the scaring off
708
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,878
of the contestants
709
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,675
in the Miss Chrysanthemum
Pageant and the...
710
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,076
bribing of the...
711
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,078
judges.
712
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,954
Hey, UI, she knows
what we've been doing.
713
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,595
Yeah, she does,
don't she?
714
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,156
Think we ought to put
the hush-up on her, Hube?
715
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,438
If you think I'm the
least bit frightened
716
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,199
by all this, you
are sadly mistaken.
717
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,270
[MUTTERING]
Miss Farber...
718
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,913
Hey, UI, you ain't considering
719
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,276
blowing your head off?
720
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,471
No, just thinking.
721
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,433
Are you going to
shoot her, UI?
722
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,359
Maybe.
723
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,958
Listen, old biddy.
724
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,117
Things ain't going
the way they're supposed to,
725
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,675
so we're going to change
our plans right here and now.
726
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,753
You say you got
six million dollars?
727
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,792
Well, if you want
to stay alive,
728
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,435
you better give us the name
of somebody we can call
729
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,955
we'll let them buy you
back from us for, say...
730
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,800
two million of your six.
731
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,035
You won't even miss that.
732
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:55,991
That's a good idea, Ul!
733
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,748
We got the name
let's play the game.
734
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,189
Hell, pard, we're
going to get rich!
735
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,432
All right, now, ma'am,
who do we call?
736
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,312
Nobody.
737
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,510
ULMER:
What do you mean, nobody?
738
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,792
I'm a widow and nobody can
authorize the bank
739
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,031
to pay out money
for me but me...
740
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,594
and I won't.
741
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,632
ULMER:
Well, it mlghtjust
mean your life,
742
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,952
old biddy, and this
sneaky-nosed TV lady too.
743
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,350
PAWL:
And now, from New York,
Miss Holly Blaise
744
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,955
to give us a special
rendition of that
famous solrloquy
745
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,355
from The Merchant of Venice
746
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,272
delivered in
her own special way.
747
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,991
The quality of mercy
is not strained.
748
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:48,437
It droppeth as
the gentle rain from heaven.
749
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,196
You reckon
anybody would pay
750
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,833
anything for
that TV lady?
751
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,309
HUBIE:
She's the boss.
752
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,477
She's got to be worth
something to somebody.
753
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,034
Hey, TV lady,
754
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:04,359
who'd pay to buy
you back from us?
755
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,470
Well, uh,
756
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,438
my photographer
might be able to arrange it
757
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,354
but, um, not just for me.
758
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,352
It would have to be
759
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:13,874
for both of us.
760
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,036
Of course.
761
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,118
Don't make no sense
just shooting one of you.
762
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,077
Right.
763
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,516
All we want is
a bunch of money
764
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,119
and a chance to disappear.
765
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:28,230
You go to him
and you say, "Beau Geste."
766
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:29,714
Then you tell him
what you want.
767
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,514
He'll probably
want to talk to me
768
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,233
before he pays over any money.
769
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,078
You don't trust us,
do you, lady?
770
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,270
Not very much.
771
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,755
What is this here,
"Beau Geste",
772
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,548
is that some kind of
Morse code or something?
773
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,314
If you say "Beau Geste"
774
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,878
then he'll know that
I was safe and sound
775
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,390
when I gave you
the code word.
776
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:53,709
Make sense, UI?
777
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,558
Hell, I don't know.
778
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,071
These TV people
got all kinds of
779
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,156
strange things going.
780
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,674
Let's tie their
hands behind them
781
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:02,756
and get out of here.
782
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,759
Now, I haven't finished
my sandwich.
783
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,710
PAWL:
And now, that lovely wizard
784
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,592
from Macon, Georgia
785
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,518
with her own brand
of southern magic,
786
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,916
Miss Kris Munroe.
787
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:21,754
[MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
788
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,791
[APPLAUSE]
789
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,476
[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING]
790
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,798
Now, wait a minute.
What?
791
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,519
I'll get over there to you.
792
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,671
You just stay
right where you are.
793
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,353
Oh, that's very smart.
794
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,837
Now, we'll just
see lfwe can...
795
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,076
Watch your hands,
there, Miss Farber.
796
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,270
What's that?
797
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,715
Thank you, okay.
Uh-huh.
798
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,956
PAWL:
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
but mostly you gentlemen,
799
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:05,276
you ain't never seen sultry
800
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,797
until you've seen
Miss Kelly Garrett!
801
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,832
[m]
802
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:32,272
l‘ Are there any words of
praise Could not allude f
803
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:40,030
it To such a wealth
Of feminine pulchritude?l1
804
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,476
J Rosy cheeks J
805
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,193
J Lustrous hair J
806
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:48,314
J Aren't they angels
Heaven shares? J
807
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,398
J Da Vinci's art
Could not surpass J
808
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:56,071
J The smile of any
lovely lass J
809
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:03,357
J Could Shakespeare rhapsodize
The virtue in their eyes J
810
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:10,358
J As we hear them each
Loftily moralize J
811
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:18,360
J Beethoven could not capture
The rapture that unfurls J
812
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:26,069
J From our
Chrysanthemum Festival girls J
813
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:35,678
J From our
Chrysanthemum
Festival girls JJ
814
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,518
Now, to help present
this year's crown,
815
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,353
last year's queen,
Miss Candy Welsh!
816
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,638
And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for.
817
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,990
The moment when
we learn the answer
818
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,554
to that magic question,
819
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,114
who will be the next
820
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,714
Miss Chrysanthemum?
821
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:55,876
I'm really nervous
and excited,
822
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,549
and I know the girls are.
823
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,679
Ourfourth runner-up...
824
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,157
and winner of a new
Walsingham dirt motorcycle,
825
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,670
our fourth runner up is--
826
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,757
Debbie Dowlan!
827
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,116
[APPLAUSE]
828
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,152
Beau Geste.
829
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:16,395
What did you say?
830
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:17,874
The man said, Beau Geste.
831
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,196
Who told you
to tell me that?
832
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,869
The lady what works with you.
She's kidnapped.
833
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,559
And we want a million
dollars for her.
834
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:25,517
Right.
835
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,070
And an all-expense-paid
weekend...
836
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,554
Beau Geste!
837
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,871
PAWL:
Be right back,
ladies and gentlemen.
838
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,433
[CIRCUS STYLE MUSIC PLAYING]
839
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,074
Whoa!
840
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,354
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
841
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,756
I made the phone call,
Mr. Bosley.
842
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,235
All right, we owe you a dime.
843
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,996
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
where were we?
844
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,117
Oh, yes, our third
845
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,793
semifinalist...
846
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,789
Okay, Mrs. Farber,
I got my second wind.
847
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,270
And we're going
to try it again.
848
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,154
Only this time,
please don't help me.
849
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:40,752
Oh, well, I'll try.
No, don't.
850
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,638
Oh, boy, am I ever glad
to see you!
851
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,076
I thought the next thing that
was going to happen to me
852
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,429
I was gonna know
what it felt like
853
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:47,875
to get shot
with a .357 magnum!
854
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,754
That hurts.
How'd you find us?
855
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,918
Our southern fried chicken
boys sang like nightingales.
856
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,192
Oh dear, now look, we've
got to get right over
to the pageant.
857
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,112
They bribed two of the judges.
858
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,429
I told you, Kelly.
859
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:01,869
The pageant is over,
Mrs. Farber.
860
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,559
Oh, really?
861
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,910
Oh, well, who won?
862
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:07,639
A girl named Billie Jolene.
863
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,593
She sang and played the guitar
to "The Streets of Laredo."
864
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,678
She's the one that
they wanted to win!
865
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,758
Her father paid those two men
to see that she won.
866
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,958
We know, Mrs. Farber,
and the Texas authorities
867
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,037
will be paying her
father a little visit.
868
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,276
She's been disqualified.
869
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,630
Who was the first runner-up?
870
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,279
Holly.
871
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,597
The girl who twirled the baton
and recited Shakespeare.
872
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,313
Oh.
873
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,198
You was robbed.
874
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,556
Mm-hmm.
875
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,069
CHARLIE:
And neither one of you
was even named runner-up?
876
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,389
Zip.
877
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,272
To quote an agent
we met, Charlie,
878
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,232
bupkis is what we got.
879
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,193
i thought you might have
already told them, Bosley?
880
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,310
No, no, no, Charlie,
881
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,158
you're the one
who arranged it
882
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,032
and I thought you
should tell them.
883
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,389
What did you arrange, Charlie?
884
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:06,874
Ben Pa wl told the judges
885
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,559
you weren't really
contestants.
886
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:09,869
That you were professionals
887
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,549
brought in to fill out
the depleted pageant.
888
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,872
The judges were not allowed
to vote for you.
889
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,559
Oh, no, after! learned
that speech
890
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,319
and smiled till my face hurt?
891
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:25,476
And I paid $37 for a brand-new
pair of white, tacky shoes.
892
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,954
I don't think
you'd better walk
893
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,429
down any dark
alleys, Charlie.
894
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,472
You bought yourself
some trouble here.
895
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,274
Not half as much
as id have bought myself
896
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,596
if one of you Ange/s had won.
897
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,871
What would I have said
to the loser?
898
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,758
Well, which one would
have won?
899
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,150
She would have.
She would have.
900
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,112
I'm glad I was
only kidnapped.
901
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,355
[THUMPING NOISE]
902
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,438
That sound again, Charlie.
Is your therapist there again?
903
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,797
Oh, yes,
and still hard at work
904
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,310
showing me the upper body
de velopment exercises.
905
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,799
What about the lower body,
Charlie?
906
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,115
Well, actually,
there doesn't seem
907
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,958
to be a problem in that area.
908
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,189
Isn't that great?
909
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,318
Charlie's always trying
to improve himself.
910
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,114
The very least i can do.
911
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,112
Bye, Angels!
912
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,113
ALL:
Bye, Charlie.
913
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,390
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