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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,140 Tammy Diffendorf. 2 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:11,185 Hey. 3 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:12,534 Hey, Eve. 4 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:15,493 Oh, I see you brought your friend. Again. 5 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:18,975 Not just friend. Advocate. 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,499 You know, so you can't plant drugs on her. 7 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:22,892 I'm her parole officer. 8 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:25,025 If she goes back to jail, I look bad. 9 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:28,419 Do ya? Or do you get a kickback for feeding the machine? 10 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:32,032 I brought you my pay stubs, 11 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:34,686 um, and gave them my urine sample at the front desk. 12 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,688 Clean handoff this week-- no spillage. 13 00:00:36,732 --> 00:00:40,040 Um, Bonnie can vouch for my AA meetings. 14 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,171 Okay, Tammy...I took video, 15 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:42,216 but just don't look at the other people, 16 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:43,565 'cause it's supposed to be anonymous. 17 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:45,001 Although there might be a bass player 18 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,872 from a sort of famous band in there. 19 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:48,961 [imitates bass slapping] That's all you get. 20 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,921 Okay, stop. 21 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:55,011 Tammy... I've got some news for you. 22 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:58,058 I recommended you for early release from parole. 23 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,017 Seriously? 24 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,845 You've been totally clean for a year now. 25 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:04,977 You've never missed any of our appointments. 26 00:01:05,021 --> 00:01:07,545 You're one of my success stories. 27 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:09,895 Yeah. You're one of our success stories. 28 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:12,942 This is amazing. 29 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,465 So when do we find out? 30 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:18,252 I can put you in front of a judge Tuesday at 10:00 a.m. 31 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:19,601 Perfect.Ooh. 32 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:22,299 10:00's not good for me. Could we make it 11:30? 33 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:25,172 This may stun you... 34 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:27,957 but you're not required for this. 35 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,873 Eve, buddy, this is our win. 36 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:34,137 It doesn't happen without you and me. 37 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,966 And me.Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 38 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:40,448 Well, either way, it's 10:00 a.m. 39 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:46,149 I'll move some things around. 40 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,586 Thanks, buddy. 41 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:52,199 ♪ 42 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:02,992 To Tammy Diffendorf, free woman. 43 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:04,298 Oh...ALL: To Tammy. 44 00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:06,952 Thanks, guys. It still doesn't even seem real. 45 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:09,041 I was in the courtroom. It's real. 46 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:11,261 And boring when you're not the defendant. 47 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:14,221 [laughs]Christy, I don't know why you want to be a lawyer. 48 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:16,048 So I can help people. 49 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:17,354 [snoring] 50 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,444 Well, you all helped me. I would not 51 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,359 be a free woman if it weren't for you guys. 52 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:23,578 ALL: Aw. 53 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:24,883 But especially... 54 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:26,537 Oh, right. My higher power. 55 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:28,931 Okay, and... 56 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:31,629 Myself.Uh-huh. Also? 57 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:33,196 Please thank my mom 58 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,851 or we'll never get through this moment. 59 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,418 Bonnie, no, it goes without saying. 60 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:38,897 But you could say it. 61 00:02:38,941 --> 00:02:41,465 I would still be in jail if you hadn't been there for me 62 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:44,033 when I needed you.There it is. Mm. 63 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:46,209 Salads for everyone. 64 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:49,169 Hold on. Are you offering to pay for lunch? 65 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,518 As a matter of fact, I am. 66 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,563 With a credit card from a bank in this country 67 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:55,000 with my real name on it.[laughs] 68 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:57,742 Base salad only. Nobody add protein. 69 00:02:57,786 --> 00:02:59,440 But I'm starving. 70 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,616 Fine. I'll cover shrimp. 71 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:02,660 But I'm allergic. 72 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,053 Listen, I have not been sleeping, 73 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:06,011 so you will eat the shrimp and you will love it. 74 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:11,756 Then later, I'm gonna use this 75 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,195 to buy my husband a spectacular birthday present. 76 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:17,980 Something he wants or something you want? 77 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:19,547 Excuse me? 78 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,462 That's what you do. 79 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:22,854 When I turned six 80 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:25,466 you gave me a coffeemaker. 81 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:28,556 Because you made the coffee. 82 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:32,516 And also, I was tired of seeing you scald your little hands. 83 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,084 That's why I don't have a thumbprint. 84 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,443 Happy birthday! 85 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:49,751 Whoa! 86 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:51,100 Open it. 87 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,928 Wow. Okay. 88 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:55,583 Let me take the bow off for you. 89 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:08,596 Ah, man, that's great. 90 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:11,686 I know. Remember last month when we were watching TV 91 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:13,383 and there was a random guy in the background 92 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:14,776 and you said you loved his jacket 93 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,299 and I didn't even know what you were talking about, 94 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:17,518 so we went back and paused it? 95 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,259 Also, I had no idea our TV could do that. 96 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,826 Anyway, this is that jacket. 97 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:23,567 Oh.So you really like it? 98 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,134 I do. Thank you, honey. 99 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,657 Put it on, put it on. 100 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:35,231 Oh, my God. 101 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,059 So hot. If I were a few years younger, 102 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:38,756 I'd be pregnant right now. 103 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,324 "Inspected by 12." 104 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:43,021 Aw, 12, he's the best. 105 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:45,720 [laughs] Birthday breakfast. 106 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,199 Birthday boy gets 107 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:49,158 whatever he wants. 108 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:52,074 What hewants. 109 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,643 You love it? 110 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:56,731 I love you both. 111 00:04:56,774 --> 00:05:00,300 But the jacket more. [clicks tongue] 112 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:05,827 I did it! 113 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:08,569 Did what? Do I want to know? 114 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:12,355 I gave Adam something he really wanted for his birthday. 115 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:15,619 Really? You're married and you're still doing that? 116 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:19,362 A gorgeous leather, very expensive jacket. 117 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:20,668 And you know it's classy 'cause they had 118 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,191 the "can't steal it" wire on it. 119 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:24,367 And you know I'm classy 'cause I didn't steal it. 120 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:27,109 Aw, Mom, good for you. 121 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:30,112 This is gonna sound crazy, but it almost feels like 122 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:32,375 it's better giving a gift than getting one. 123 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:35,813 You mean it's better to give than to receive? 124 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:38,425 I like the way I said it. 125 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,688 Hey, happy birthday. 126 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,211 Aw, thanks. 127 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:43,255 Where's your jacket? 128 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:44,561 Babe, I'm still in my pajamas. 129 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:46,215 But I want Christy to see it. 130 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:48,391 Go get it. No, you'll take forever. 131 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,350 I'll go get it. 132 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:55,050 I got you a card and a couponOh... 133 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,312 for one free consultation 134 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,662 when I become a lawyer.Ah. 135 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:01,361 Or, if I flunk out of law school, 136 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,624 one free hug. 137 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,103 Which I will definitely need. 138 00:06:05,147 --> 00:06:08,716 Ah, you drew a little picture of you with a briefcase. 139 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:10,979 Yeah, and a scarf. That's gonna be my thing. 140 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:13,416 Oh. Thanks, Christy. 141 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:14,548 All right, arms out. 142 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,376 Let's get this bad boy on this bad boy. 143 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:20,031 Oh, wow, Mom, you did great. 144 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,468 He looks fantastic. 145 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:24,340 I did, didn't I? He does, doesn't he?Yeah. 146 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,735 I am delicious. 147 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:29,345 What, you're taking it off? 148 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,913 I'm gonna hop in the shower. I love it. Thank you. 149 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,264 Huh.What? 150 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:36,918 Well, I just thought he'd be a little more, 151 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:38,833 you know, "Pow. Nailed it. 152 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:41,444 You're the best wife ever." 153 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,359 Maybe a few tears of joy? 154 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,492 Would it kill him? 155 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:47,058 Want to see the coupon I got him? 156 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:49,496 [scoffs] You need so much validation. 157 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:55,110 All right, tonight we live. 158 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:57,155 Two words: Fancy Feast. 159 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:58,592 Are you drooling, Carlos Santana? 160 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,507 I think you are. And I don't blame you. 161 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:03,423 You've got "Tuna Florentine with garden greens 162 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:05,773 in a delicate sauce." Enjoy. 163 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:10,081 What in the hot hell is going on here? 164 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:11,387 I'm feeding the cats. 165 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,128 Tuna Florentine 166 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:15,783 is for special occasions. 167 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:18,481 Carlos, do not eat that. 168 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:22,267 This is a special occasion. I'm a free woman. 169 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:25,053 They get sick if they eat too much rich food. 170 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,054 You know the rules. 171 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:27,403 Aw, screw the rules. 172 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,971 Poor things are trapped in these four walls. 173 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,363 They eat when you tell them to eat, 174 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:32,539 no one's allowed on the bed, 175 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,410 and they all have to use the same bathroom. 176 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,672 Let 'em live. 177 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:39,894 When you get your own cats, you can do it your way. 178 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:45,943 Spread the word. I'm leaving a window open tonight. 179 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,994 Wings, a beer, and a shot. 180 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:55,344 Good morning. 181 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:58,173 Ah, the one thing my wife didn't get in the divorce: 182 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,001 my drinking problem.Well... 183 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,481 it's like they say: 184 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:04,484 why is divorce so expensive? 'Cause it's worth it. 185 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,311 Not that I would know. I've never been married. 186 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,748 How is that possible? 187 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,445 Well, I never really met the right guy, and also, 188 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,447 I was in prison for the last seven years. 189 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,841 Ooh, tall and dangerous. 190 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:15,582 And no longer on parole. 191 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,715 I can do what I want when I want, and who want. 192 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,456 Tammy, 193 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,371 can I see you for a sec?Ah. 194 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:23,720 Uh-oh, boss is getting jealous. 195 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:24,721 He should be. 196 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,593 [laughs]Tammy. 197 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,116 What?! 198 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:30,466 Can I speak to you? 199 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,294 [clears throat] 200 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:34,383 What is your problem? Mike's fed, watered 201 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:36,603 and ready to sprout. 202 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,430 That's my problem. 203 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,084 The ink isn't dry on his divorce. 204 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:42,434 That's not a pool you want to splash around in. 205 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,045 A guy stuck in an unhappy marriage 206 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,437 who hasn't had good sex in years? 207 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,352 Fetch me my snorkel. 208 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,575 Listen... 209 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:55,535 Come on, he's-he's a regular. It could get messy. 210 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:57,537 If we do it right. 211 00:08:57,580 --> 00:09:00,322 As your boss, can you just do what I say? 212 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:03,499 Oh, sure. You're the big boss man. 213 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,196 You tell me when to take my breaks, 214 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,198 you force me to shove my hair in a net, 215 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,113 and now you're in charge of my vagina? 216 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:13,422 I-I don't think I'm allowed to speak anymore. 217 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:14,989 Good. Me and my vagina are taking a break. 218 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,860 Okay, wow, you said it again. 219 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:19,602 Bonnie.Tammy. 220 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,432 Hey, silly, look what you left at home. 221 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,434 But, babe, it's-it's hot out today. 222 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,436 But don't you want to show it off to your friends? 223 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,264 Sure, but I'm-I'm working, 224 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:30,831 and I don't want to get beer all over it and... 225 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,789 Huh. 226 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,225 What? 227 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,619 I'm beginning to think you don't like this jacket. 228 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,578 I do. I really do. I'll put it on. 229 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,536 Well, now you're just putting it on for me. 230 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,277 Yes, I am, because that's what you want. 231 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,497 No. This is all about what youwant. 232 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,065 What's wrong? 233 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:50,285 Oh, forget it, everything's perfect, everything's fine. 234 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:55,333 Well, at least she didn't say vagina. 235 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,599 I haven't been sleeping lately. 236 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,862 Which is really frustrating, because everything 237 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,125 that used to make me sleepy is a no-no. 238 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:07,128 And by "everything," I mean booze and pills. 239 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:09,478 And sometimes cocaine, which didn't help, 240 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,611 but it made it fun to stay awake. 241 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:16,833 I tried mint tea, tried meditating. 242 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:19,140 I even called a girlfriend and listened to her 243 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,795 drone on about her day.[gasps] 244 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,669 Well, don't gasp. Now everybody knows it was you. 245 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,673 Oh, anyway, 246 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:34,634 super sober and super tired. Thanks. 247 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,636 [applause] 248 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,376 Aren't you hot in that thing? 249 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,422 Shut up. 250 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,989 Who wants to share next? 251 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,817 Bonnie, alcoholic.ALL: Hi, Bonnie. 252 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,601 I bought this jacket for my husband. 253 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,647 There was nothing in it for me. 254 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,997 No quid pro quo. 255 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,043 Just an honest woman lovin' on her man, but guess what? 256 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:55,567 Turns out men don't care. Mm-hmm. 257 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:56,568 Write that down, young'uns. 258 00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:58,701 Don't care. 259 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,703 Should have bought him the InstaPot that I wanted. 260 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,966 But I didn't, and you know why? 261 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,664 Because I've evolved. 262 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,709 So thank God for sobriety 263 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,450 and thank God my ingrate husband 264 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,757 and I are roughly the same size. 265 00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:15,065 Who else wants...Tammy, alcoholic. 266 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,240 ALL: Hi, Tammy. 267 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,328 Where do I start? 268 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,330 At the beginning, idiot. Fine. 269 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,897 [clears throat] 270 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,377 Personally, I'm doing pretty good. 271 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,726 I'm actually fantastic. 272 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,207 I just got off parole, lost a lot of constraints. 273 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,513 But, um, I'm starting to realize 274 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,950 the whole world is a prison. 275 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,473 I mean, everyone's always telling you 276 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,735 what to do and how to do it. 277 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:33,823 Like this meeting. 278 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,695 It has to start at a certain time. 279 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,305 The chairs have to be in a circle 280 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:39,699 instead of a triangle, aka pyramid, 281 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,744 which is proven to be more powerful, 282 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,835 My damn phone tells me to stand up. 283 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,837 Even my car bosses me around. 284 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,273 Beep, beep, beep, put on your seatbelt. 285 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:50,884 Beep, beep, beep, you've arrived at your destination. 286 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,930 I'll tell you when I've arrived at my damn destination. 287 00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,632 Hey, just take it off.Never. 288 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,112 TAMMY: You people are all blind. 289 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,332 You don't see it but I do, and I'm done. 290 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,465 Actually, if you could be done, that'd be great. 291 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:10,251 The timer's already gone off twice. 292 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,469 So? I'm not finished talking. 293 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,689 Well, it's the rule.Oh, everybody hear that? 294 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,691 Warden Wendy's cracking her whip. 295 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,258 No talking on the way to the yard. 296 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:20,478 Ugh, honey, you know meetings have rules for a reason. 297 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,567 Well, maybe I want to change the rules. 298 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,047 Then we need to have a business meeting 299 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,353 and take a group conscience. 300 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,789 Ugh. 301 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,443 And if you want to do that, you have to make a motion. 302 00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:29,879 You know what? I'll give you a motion. 303 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,141 [blows raspberry] 304 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:41,543 Okay, who else would like to share? 305 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,507 I'm worried about Tammy. Do you think she's okay? 306 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:52,815 I drove by her and offered to give her a ride. 307 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:56,340 She just flipped me off and licked my window. 308 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,650 What am I missing? 309 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,479 I thought getting off parole was supposed to be a good thing. 310 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:07,743 Oh, actually, it can be a very scary time. 311 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,701 I remember when I finally cleared parole. 312 00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,268 All right, this is gonna be a long one, 313 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,835 I can't take it. 314 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:28,198 All the freedom and the, uh, 315 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,635 lack of structure that I'd, uh, 316 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,987 been longing for made my head spin. 317 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,466 It took a while before I really 318 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,859 felt comfortable. 319 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,600 We just have to be patient with Tammy, 320 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:41,516 and support her in whatever way we can. 321 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,648 Wow. 322 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:46,390 You're better than Sleepytime Tea. 323 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:50,177 Charge your phone. I'm calling you tonight. 324 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,184 [TV playing indistinctly] 325 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,670 I found someone who likes the jacket. 326 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,718 Okay. 327 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,851 Let's talk about this. 328 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,896 What's to talk about? I got you a jacket you wanted 329 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,767 and you hate it. I'm good, you're bad, the end. 330 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,901 I'm sorry, babe. 331 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,685 It worked for the guy on TV, 332 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,732 but when I looked at myself in the mirror... 333 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,125 I felt ridiculous. 334 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,216 I'm not a kid riding a motorcycle. 335 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,174 I'm 62. 336 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:34,438 And a man my age should not be in that many zippers. 337 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,922 Oh, our first married birthday, 338 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,924 and I flubbed my chance. 339 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,665 No. You went to a ton of trouble 340 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,449 to get me something that I wanted. 341 00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:46,798 That means a lot to me. 342 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,800 Really?Yeah. 343 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,715 You're the best.Aw. 344 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,936 You know, 345 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,286 this is gonna sound so stupid, 346 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:59,724 but it's almost like the actual gift didn't matter 347 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:02,423 as much as the effort I put into it. 348 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,859 Yeah. 349 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,992 Y-You mean it's the thought that counts. 350 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,473 I like the way I said it better. 351 00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,913 Oh, break it up, we got to go. 352 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,827 It's 3:00 a.m., where are we going? 353 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,699 Marjorie called, she's freaking out, 354 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,874 Tammy never came home. 355 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,528 [sighs] To the AA mobile. 356 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,139 What's going on with Tammy? 357 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,315 She's been weird at the bar.What'd she do? 358 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,144 She said a word that I'm not comfortable with. 359 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,451 Twice. 360 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:33,062 Vagina. He hates that word. 361 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:35,935 I don't blame him. 362 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,198 I really think we could have done better there. 363 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,943 Do you think Tammy's drinking? 364 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,161 I don't know. 365 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,555 My drinky sense isn't tingling. 366 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:48,904 Mine is. 367 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,559 But it could be allergies. 368 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:54,040 Ugh. God, I don't miss this. 369 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,389 Me either. 370 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,738 Driving around looking for you. 371 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:59,306 Riding my bike looking for you. 372 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,788 It's been a long time since I stayed up all night 373 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,487 wondering when you're gonna come home. 374 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:09,751 Every night you're home. 375 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,840 Every night. 376 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,062 Mom, I'm trying. 377 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,586 Everyone's either married, gay, 378 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,153 or transitioning into someone 379 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,503 who is not interested in me. 380 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,985 I just hope she's not doing something stupid. 381 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,902 I think I love you. 382 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,513 I didn't come here to talk. 383 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,821 [knocking, pounding] 384 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,259 I'm coming, I'm coming. 385 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:42,784 Hey. 386 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:43,959 You were right. I slept with Mike. 387 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,005 It got a little messy. Is Bonnie here? 388 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:51,923 Oh, my God, I am so tired. 389 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,665 From now on, if anybody has a crisis, 390 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:57,451 please do it during normal business hours. 391 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,366 Oh, I'm loving it. 392 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,671 I was up anyways. 393 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,109 I'd rather be around you guys than my thoughts. 394 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:06,242 [phone rings]It's her. 395 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,765 Where are you? 396 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:10,116 Your place. Where are you?Your place. 397 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,856 Everyone's here. We're all worried about you. 398 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,989 You should be.Did you drink? 399 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,339 No. It's not that. I just really need your help. 400 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,558 Did she drink? Yes or no? 401 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,039 No.You won't help me? 402 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,866 Of course I'll help you. 403 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,868 We all want to help her. Put her on speaker. 404 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:27,307 I'm putting you on speaker, so don't discuss Secret Santa. 405 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,526 Tammy, what's going on? 406 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,528 I don't know. The last couple days, 407 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,661 my brain has been going a hundred miles an hour, 408 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,793 and I just... I can't slow it down. 409 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,273 Well, we're all here for you. 410 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,970 TAMMY: Who's that?That was Wendy. 411 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,843 TAMMY: Who's that?That was Jill. 412 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,280 Okay, look, can everybody just say their names 413 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,760 before they speak? 414 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:49,111 Bonnie, alcoholic. Oh... Sorry, muscle memory. 415 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,852 Go on. 416 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,810 Okay, uh, look. It's just so terrifying. 417 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,682 You know, I mean, I've spent most of my life 418 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:55,944 in one system or another, 419 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,989 and they always shoved rules down my throat. 420 00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,600 I hated it. 421 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,341 But I also know that without rules, 422 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,778 I can make the biggest mistakes of my life. 423 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,128 And I know I've been acting a little crazy. 424 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:09,653 Christy here. Yes, you have. 425 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,090 This is Jill. 426 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,830 We just want what's best for you. 427 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,746 Wendy. Mm-hmm. 428 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,403 You need to trust yourself more. You've put in the work. 429 00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,231 You know, you're not the same person you were 430 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,625 when you robbed that steakhouse. You can handle this. 431 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,192 Can I? 432 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:29,717 Bonnie got out of her own head by being there for you. 433 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,154 Maybe you need to do that for somebody else. 434 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,853 You can probably tell that was Marjorie, but I agree. 435 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:38,552 Okay, I don't hate that. Keep talking. 436 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:41,468 Can I go back to bed now? 437 00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:44,035 You know what? I could really use a cup of coffee. 438 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,916 I see some familiar faces. 439 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,788 Barb, I think you got out ahead of me? 440 00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,138 Sorry you're back. 441 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,271 For those of you who don't know me, um, 442 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,708 I spent seven years inside. 443 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,101 Yeah, you might find my initials 444 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,755 carved in the wall by the good phone. 445 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:12,194 But I got out, and recently I got off parole. 446 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,935 And believe me, I never thought 447 00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,198 that I would want to come back here. 448 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,593 But I found AA here. 449 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,203 I'll never forget my first meeting. 450 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,162 I just came to break my day up. 451 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,076 Maybe score a cookie. 452 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,602 I had no intention of getting sober. 453 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,126 I would sit in that chair-- that chair right there-- 454 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,867 and I would stare at that fan... 455 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,174 Oh, the fan's gone. 456 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,219 No wonder it's a little warm. 457 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,917 Anyway, I would sit there and think, 458 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,833 "Why is my life such a mess?" 459 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,096 But I kept coming back to this meeting, 460 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,447 and I am so glad I did, 461 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,841 because it started to sink in. 462 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,844 And even before I left, things just got better. 463 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,324 I mean, the showers 464 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:58,066 were still an adventure, but... 465 00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,068 suddenly I had hope. 466 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,244 And then, when I got out, 467 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:05,073 the program really saved my ass. 468 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,684 And now I have these great women in my life, you know? 469 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:08,946 Who, who... 470 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,166 who have my back, 471 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,776 talk me off a ledge, you know? 472 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,518 And keep me from landing back here, like Barb. 473 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:16,911 Sorry, Barb. 474 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,305 Anyway... 475 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,743 I just want to say that it... 476 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:25,224 it works, if you work it. 477 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,879 And you're worth it. 478 00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,455 Captioning sponsored by CBS 479 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,457 and WARNER BROS. 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