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Wow.Yeah.
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I mean, the pictures
don't do it justice.
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It's like a fairy tale.I know.
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How did you guys
find this place?
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It was on Blake and
Trevor's short list.
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Yeah, but then Trevor decided
he wanted a water element, so...
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Are you two ever actually
going to get married?
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If we ever decide
on how to do it,
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so maybe not.
Anyway,
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I just looked up the ten most
romantic places near D.C.,
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and this popped up.It kind of reminds me
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of the house at the farm,
doesn't it?
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Maybe the barn.
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Okay, I know you guys
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wanted me to have
it there. I'm sorry.
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No, no, no, no, no. 100%.Hey, we're venue neutral.
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Okay. We just
wanted this to be, like,
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our place, you know,
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not connected to anyone
else's history.
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And I don't really have
much of a history here,
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so everything
works for me.
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You like it, though, right?Oh, no, I love it.
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It reminds me of my
grandfather's house on the farm.
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Well, pictures I've seen,
before the state took it.
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I-I love it.
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Look at those beams.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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So they're all
hand-planed
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original timber,
and the furniture
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in here is-is hand-hewn;
there's no nails.
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It's like we're
standing in art.
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Oh. It so is.
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Are we ready to sample food?
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Oh, yes!Thank you, Maggie.
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Everything looks amazing.
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Maggie, it's so good
to finally
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meet you in person.Likewise.
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This is place is
spectacular, really.Beautiful place.
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Thank you so much. Oh, this
is a couple of late additions...
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What do we have?...from the caterer.
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Bacon-wrapped dates
and lobster mac and cheese.Yes!
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Showing some respect
for the flesh eaters.
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And we love you for it.Oh, we do.
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Ma'am, those dishes
haven't been cleared.
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What-what do you mean?
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We oversaw production
of everything that's here.
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Those two haven't
been vetted.
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So not the mac and...I'm good to go, right?
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Yes, sir.
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Mmm.
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Crudités are okay?
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Yes, ma'am.
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This is by far the best.Oh, good.
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This cake is unbelievable.That's really good.
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How is it?
It's terrible.
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No, it's not good at all.You wouldn't like it at all.
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Okay, so this one?
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I want my own personal vat
at the wedding.
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I will see to it,
but for now
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we should get to the White House
for the bill signing.
Okay.
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You know, you could sort of
just grab one for yourself
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and we could
have it in the...
No, ma'am.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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If you die,
I won't eat it.
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"A mere nine months
after President McCord was
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"threatened with impeachment,
an action which was impeded
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"by the largest
political protest
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"in the nation's history,
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"the White House will hold
a Rose Garden ceremony
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"for the signing of the Equal
Pay and Family Leave Act.
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"In attendance will be
the world champion
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"U.S. women's soccer team,
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outspoken proponents
of pay equity."
Yes.
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"Not present
will be Mark Hanson
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and all of his traitorous
congressional scum nuggets."
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Michael.
Uh, we'll see.
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"Also in attendance
will be Flo Avery,
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"a citizen who was born
the same day
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"that women were granted
the right to vote
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through the ratification
of the 19th Amendment."
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Hey, can you make sure
that there's
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someone there to help her
down the stairs?
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Let's avoid any sudden noises.
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Dead old ladies
aren't a great look
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for female empowerment.She seems very spry.
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Her phone voice seems spry?
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Also, the soccer players.
I got an earful
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when I asked them to stick
to the talking points.
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All this stuff about
censorship
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and the importance of letting
women speak their truth.
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They do this all the time.
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I'm just saying maybe don't
stand so close to them when
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the microphones are on.Too many powerful women for you?
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You've met my four sisters.
You know I have triggers.
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Yeah. Okay, go.
Thank you so much.
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Hi. Uh, maintenance
missed the memo...
Hi.
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...on fertilizing
the Rose Garden.
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So the olfactory consensus
is that we should
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hold the bill signing
in here,
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additional photo sessions
in the portrait gallery
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to make room for more press.Okay. That's great.
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And one small thing
I need to discuss with you
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about the wedding.
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Oh, my God.
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My daughter's
getting married, Russell!
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In two days. That's, like,
the day after tomorrow.
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Yes, yes.
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It is exactly like that. Uh...
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I know you got
enough on your mind
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without last-minute requests,
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but I have to ask you
not to seat me with Carol.
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Okay. Why?
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Because things haven't been
going so well lately,
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and she would rather be
at a distance from me.
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I mean, how serious is it?
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I'm at a hotel.
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Oh, no.
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Nah. I've been there before.
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Named a suite for me
at the Mayfair.
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Blows over eventually.
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Oh, Russell,
I'm so sorry.
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Sort of afraid to ask
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Is it because of the job?
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It's not not because of the job.
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I don't know
how I could've
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gotten through any of this
without you, you know.
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I feel bad.
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You know, maybe I
should talk to Carol.
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Oh, God, no.
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The only person she likes
less than me right now is you.
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Well, how long has
this been going on?
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Carol!
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Call the gardener!
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It's out of the question.It's temporary.
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Dalton was temporary.
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Only the second term.What's your point?
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This is different!It's always different.
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Except it's never different.
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You had a heart attack, Russell.
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You almost died.Yeah, and her daughter
saved my life.
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So you owe her?
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Oh, come on, the first
woman president, Carol.Don't you dare!
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Just to get her on solid ground,
and then I promise...
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No. You have lost the right
to promise me anything.
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And you know what?
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Your thousand broken promises
aren't even the real problem.
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The real problem is that I have
always come second to your job.
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You have never once
chosen me first,
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and you never will.
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It's not a competition, Carol.
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Not anymore it isn't.
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I quit.
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EPFL PSA, take one.
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Welcome, everybody.
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I am so thrilled to have
these voices supporting us
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in this...
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EPFL PSA,
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take seven.
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Welcome, everybody.
I am so thrilled
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to have these women here lending
their voices to this cause.
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We're honored to
be here, Madam President.
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We've been speaking out about
pay equity for a long time
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in our own profession, but
the problem is everywhere.
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The average American woman
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makes only 82 cents for
every dollar earned by men.
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And it's even worse
for minorities.
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African American women
make 63 cents on the dollar.
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That's why we always
say, "Equal work..."
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"Equal sweat, equal pay."Ah.
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You could steal that
phrase, Madam President.
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Well, I just
might take you up on that.
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And this act also provides
for spousal leave.
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We love that,
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whether your partner's
your husband or your wife.
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And cut.
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Thank you, ladies.
That was wonderful.
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So sorry about that.
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That's right,
you guys got married.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you. We did it. Yeah. We took the plunge.
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Aw. We are
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having a wedding
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Well, we-we're married,
but our daughter Stevie
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is getting married in two days.
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Two days?Oh, wow.
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You both seem
really relaxed.
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Well, it's all just
a very well-rehearsed act.
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But I'm glad to see that
it's working.
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Madam President.
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This is our special guest,
Flo Avery.
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Ms. Avery, it is
an honor to meet you.
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Call me Flo.
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Well, thank you, I will.
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Uh, ladies, I want you to meet
Ms. Avery Flo,
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who was born
on August 18th, 1920,
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the exact day that
the 19th Amendment was ratified.
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Such an honor to meet you.So nice to meet you.
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I am so honored to be here today
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in the presence of such fine
examples of female leadership,
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fortitude and longevity.
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The Equal Pay
and Family Leave Act
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will ensure greater
opportunities for all women
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across our country.
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Thank you for being here today.
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Thank you.
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You guys, thanks for being here.
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I really appreciate it.
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Thank you, everyone.
Right this way.
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We will, uh, pick this up
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in the portrait gallery
quick as you can.
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Madam President, I just
wanted to tell you that...
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May I sit, please?Y-Yes, please.
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I never thought
I'd live to see the day
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when we would have
a woman president.
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Well, I'm very glad
that you did.
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However,
now that I have,
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I couldn't be
more disappointed.
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Oh. Um...
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Don't be patting yourself
too hard on the back
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about this-this little bill.
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It was passed
by a house full of men.
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And it can be taken away
just as easily.
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It's baked right into
the Declaration of Independence
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that all men...
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are created equal.
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And look what happened
to the ERA.
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Couldn't even get it
ratified by the states.
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Equal Pay Act,
my foot.
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The Emancipation Proclamation
didn't end slavery.
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The 13th Amendment did.
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As long as the Constitution
doesn't guarantee
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my equality...
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...I see no reason to celebrate.
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But...
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thanks for the pen.
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Hi. Uh, the venue
just went down in flames.
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I know. Did you
see that coming?
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Because I sure didn't.
No.
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Mike was worried about
the soccer players.
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I just got my ass handed to me
by a centenarian.
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No, the wedding venue just
burned down to the ground.
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Oh, come on.
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Well?
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Well, unfortunately,
all that beautiful, original
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hand-hewn timber made
excellent kindling.
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The place burned to the ground
in less than an hour.
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Fortunately,
no one was hurt.Okay.
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Well, we still have the caterer,
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so we can just go full-court
press on another venue.
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All right, well,
what about postponing?
251
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No. That's impossible.
252
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People are already
on their way in.
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They've made hotel reservations,
their schedules.
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It's a logistical nightmare.
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We can't just...But we-we don't want to wait.
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Like..Just keep making lists
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and calls
until we find a new venue.
258
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There's got to be someplace
that'll work.Right.
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Afraid that is not an option.
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It takes three weeks minimum
to clear a location.
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Can't we make some kind
of emergency exception?
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I mean, there has to be a way
around the protocol.
263
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Oh, yeah, in fact there is
You can get married
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anywhere you like
as long as your mother
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doesn't come
to the wedding.
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Don't even think about it. No.I'm not.
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All right, look, in
terms of secure venues,
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here are your options
Camp David
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which has been dealing
with an infestation
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of West Nile mosquitos...Great.
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...and the White House.
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That's it? That's...
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Mount Weather,
if you like a windowless bunker.
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So much for keeping it
apolitical.
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I mean...
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Listen to me.
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Your dad and I are gonna do
everything in our power
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to protect this wedding.Mm.
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I mean it.
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There will be no press and
absolutely no politics.
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It's a political gold mine!
Invitations will be
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more sought after than
Willy Wonka's golden tickets!No!
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There will be no political
interference in this wedding.
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Is that clear?
End of discussion.
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Just keep
the announcement simple
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and stress it'll be
a low-key event
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for family and friends.Yes, sir.
288
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Thank you. That's all.
289
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Actually, it's not.
290
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I've just been talking
with Jody,
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our Women's
Outreach director,
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and I do have something else
I want to discuss.
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After my trip to the woodshed
with Flo Avery
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at the signing ceremony, I've
been thinking about the ERA.
295
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Were you also thinking about
mood rings and Supertramp?
296
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:34,362
Flo Avery was right.
297
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An amendment to the Constitution
is the only way
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to make civil liberties
permanent.
299
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,717
Oh, no...I think it's a mistake.
It's a dead horse.
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A lot of people don't even know
the history of it.
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Worst-case scenario
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00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,637
they get
an important civics lesson.
303
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What are they gonna do,
impeach me?
304
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,380
Oh...Oh, all right, okay.
305
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:55,339
I think it could get traction,
particularly with young people.
306
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You mean the non-voting bloc?Not just kids.
307
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40-and-under.
308
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It's not a dead horse to them.
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It could be
a brand-new pony.
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I love it.
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Saddle up.
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And get happy.
313
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Good afternoon.Good afternoon.
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I am here today to announce
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that I am reviving
the ERA initiative.
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The first Equal Rights Amendment
was introduced
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in Congress in 1923,
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and subsequently reintroduced
in every session of Congress
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for half a century,
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until it finally passed
both houses of Congress
321
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in the early 1970s.
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But then it was only ratified
by 35 states.
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It needed 38 to pass.
324
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Since then, our society has made
325
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so much progress
toward equality of the sexes.
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It is about time
we update the Constitution
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to reflect the reality that
all people are created equal
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and shall be treated so
under the law.
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The thing is, language matters.
330
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And the language
of our Constitution
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doesn't go far enough
to recognize the rights
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of all our citizens.
333
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Not yet.
334
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So I invite the American people
to join me
335
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in this overdue campaign
for inclusion.
336
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Thank you.
337
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,899
Hey.
338
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,554
Oh, wow. That looks
like something important.
339
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,556
It's a seating chart.
340
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,471
Stevie's letting me
help her with it.
341
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,388
Wow.
342
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,390
Our daughter is
getting married.
343
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I know.
344
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We're gonna have
a son-in-law.
345
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,830
Yeah, I'm up to speed.Hey.
346
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,919
It's me with an annoying update.
Can't wait.
347
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:40,314
Your new ERA initiative is
facing a vocal public opposition
348
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,664
from none other than
Ohio Senator Amy Ross,
349
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who is vowing to fight
you in the Senate.
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This would be
a gratuitous alteration
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of the Constitution.
352
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And it's entirely unnecessary.
353
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We should all be wary of rushing
to alter this sacred document.
354
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,374
President McCord
355
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,637
is trying to stoke
a political fight
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that will pointlessly
divide this country
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along gender lines.
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I intend to stop it
dead in its tracks.
359
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,696
So, item next.
360
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:17,177
Heads-up from the IC that a
coup is imminent in Venezuela.
361
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,396
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How imminent?
362
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,485
Well, General Julio
Diaz has established
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a resistance movement
and is publicly demanding
364
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,881
major concessions from
President Alvarado
365
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,144
by tomorrow, or he's
threatening to unleash
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a civil war to topple
the government,
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00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,627
which could put our regional
agreement in jeopardy
368
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,978
just in time for the
first daughter's nuptials.The hell it will.
369
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,980
Oh, wait, do you guys
have a second to talk
about wedding logistics?
370
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,547
I live for it.
What's the
problem now?
371
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,852
I-It's not really
a problem, really.
372
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,419
It's just that
ever since this has become
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a White House wedding,
everybody is
374
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,815
angling for a ticket;
I'm being flooded with requests.
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Wouldn't that be a wonderful way
to lobby for the ERA votes?
376
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,081
Against the backdrop of
a traditional wedding ceremony?
377
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As if to say,
"See? We can all be equal
378
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"and still participate
in a time-tested,
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"ancient, sexist ritual,
380
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wherein a virginally attired
woman is passed from
one man to another."
381
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,134
That is not what...No!
382
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,788
The invite list is locked.
What did I say?
383
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,008
We are not politicizing
this wedding.
384
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,750
And nobody's having
a damn coup.
385
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,449
He's starting to scare me.
386
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,497
Senator Ross.
387
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,889
Good to see you.
388
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,153
Amy. And it's
always good to see you.
389
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,024
The Armed Services Committee
is grateful
390
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,070
for the work you do
with the V.A.
391
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,115
Oh. Thanks.
I'm glad to hear that.
392
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,638
I'm on my way
to the president now.
393
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,249
Little early.
394
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,164
Well, I hope you have
a productive talk.
395
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,732
Henry?
396
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,039
Just curious.
What's your take on this?
397
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,389
I'm 100% on board.
398
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,653
Well, of course
you'd have to be.
399
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:45,221
No. I'm a liberated
400
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,570
first gentleman.
401
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,485
Even though the 14th Amendment
402
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:51,271
already guarantees women
equal rights?Theoretically,
403
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:54,013
it guarantees equal pay, but
that hasn't worked out so well.
404
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:57,364
I am concerned that the
ERA will strip women
405
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,148
of all of the
legislative protections
406
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,107
that we fought
tooth and nail
407
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,370
to enact Social
Security benefits
408
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,067
for stay-at-home
moms, which I was,
409
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,722
and widows, which I am.
410
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,464
Uh, food subsidies.
Uh, workplace safety.
411
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,118
They're only necessary
412
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,816
to try to help level
an uneven playing field.
413
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,731
No.
They're necessary
414
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,429
because of 10,000
years of evolution.
415
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,692
Men and women
aren't the same,
416
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:24,086
no matter how much
we'd like to make it so.
417
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,524
Sometimes separate is good.
418
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,788
But the proponents of the ERA,
uh, don't...
419
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,921
don't acknowledge that truth.
420
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,445
And opponents
don't acknowledge that separate
421
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,883
is so often used as a pretext
to prevent equality.
422
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,450
This isn't about sexism.
423
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,409
It's about reality.
424
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:45,803
The worst thing about this
crusade is that it won't work.
425
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,197
It won't fundamentally
change biology
426
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,634
or the requirements
of motherhood
427
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:53,550
or, uh, how men
and women interact.
428
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,118
Because men and women
are different.
429
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,424
Yes.
430
00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,775
But different doesn't
mean inferior.
431
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,821
And women have been fighting
to prove that they're not
432
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,693
since the inception
of this country.
433
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,696
I find it odd
434
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,264
that the first female president
can't acknowledge
435
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,440
the tremendous, tremendous
progress we've made...
436
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,355
Of course she
acknowledges it,
437
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,139
but she also knows that
we can't keep fighting
438
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,098
case by case and
bill by bill.
439
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,708
Laws can be overturned,
440
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,797
which is why we need
to make equal stature
441
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,061
a fundamental tenet
of our society.
442
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,150
If the president
overreaches,
443
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,370
she can't know
what the cost will be.
444
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,850
You have grandsons, right?
445
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,200
Four.
446
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,245
Didn't I read somewhere
447
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:40,380
that one of them won a
national debate championship?
448
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,382
Jonathan, yes.
He's a...
449
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,862
he's gifted in rhetoric
and argument.
450
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,603
Hmm. Imagine that.
451
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,779
Yeah, um, because it
was modeled for him
452
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,390
by a great woman.
453
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,609
Can you imagine how
proud he'd be to know
454
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,612
that all of the opportunities
that you fought so hard for
455
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:56,744
were enshrined in
the Constitution,
456
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,137
largely because of you?
457
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,660
Senator?
458
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,531
The president is ready for you.
459
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,971
I see what
you're doing, Henry.
460
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:09,931
Not bad with
the rhetoric yourself.
461
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:12,238
Oh, wait till you get
a load of my wife.
462
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,155
It's the rehearsal dinner.
463
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,895
Can you believe it?
464
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:21,072
So sweet of you, by the way,
to drive with Dad and me.
465
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,031
That means a lot.
It's very sweet.
466
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,859
Thank you.Yeah. Well, I, um...
467
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,296
I thought that it would give us
a chance to talk.
468
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,993
Absolutely. What's
on your mind?
Oh, listen,
469
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,995
sweetheart,
no matter how old you get
470
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,172
or how many kids
of your own you have,
471
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,436
you can always come to us
with anything, about anything.
472
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,742
I know. I know.Well, except for little
problems in your marriage.
473
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:41,180
It's not good to
triangulate, so...
Well, no,
not the little things.
474
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,877
You know, but everything else.I just mean it's
better for...
475
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,835
they work stuff out
for themselves.That's what I'm saying.
476
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,707
Henry, I'm saying the big...I mean, if she leaves
the toilet seat up...
477
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,535
Guys. Guys.But I-I'm not even
interested...
478
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,624
I get... I get...
Thank you.
479
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,365
Okay.
Thank you.
480
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:55,063
How's the ERA going?
481
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,500
Oh, God, we're not gonna
talk about that tonight.
482
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,460
That's what I want
to talk about.
483
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,203
Okay. Um...
484
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,248
Senator Ross is being
pretty intractable,
485
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,119
and without the support
of her caucus,
486
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,730
it's an uphill battle.
487
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,558
We don't have to think
about that now.So, that's Yeah.
488
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:12,776
No.
489
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,344
I heard that, you know,
everybody in town
490
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,172
is, like, angling for
an invitation to the wedding,
491
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,608
and that would kind of be,
492
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,654
like, a really good way
to whip votes.
493
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,786
We would never
let that happen.No, we wouldn't.
494
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,614
Never.Don't Are you worried
about that? Because...
495
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,138
I think maybe you should.
496
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:30,446
I talked to Dmitri about it,
and we agree.
497
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:34,407
I mean, we can't think
of a better way to...
498
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,974
honor our future family,
you know?
499
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,673
Especially if we end up
having some baby women.
500
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,067
Oh, I want those.
501
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,244
We know.
502
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,550
Baby men are
pretty cute, too.
Oh, babe.
503
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,422
Guys.Why can't...
504
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,511
Let's just...
let's go get the votes.
505
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:52,860
Please?
506
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,905
Anything for you.
Okay.
507
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:57,125
And those babies.Babe.
508
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:58,300
Sir, I have the Venezuelan
resistance leader,
509
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,216
General Julio Diaz,
on the phone.
510
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,914
General, good evening!
511
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,742
I know why you are calling,
Mr. Jackson,
512
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,179
but it will be to no avail,
let me assure you.
513
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:10,269
The president has received
his ultimatum,
514
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,271
and now it is time for action.
515
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,968
Well, I'm not calling
about any of that.
516
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:16,013
I just, uh,
I just wanted to invite you
517
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:18,015
to a wedding at the White House.
518
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:21,236
A wedding?Yeah, the, uh, president's
daughter's getting married.
519
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,934
It's the hottest ticket in town.
520
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:26,937
We'll have to get you
on a plane right away, so...
521
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:30,506
that means you'll have to
postpone plans for the weekend.
522
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:35,511
But, hey, White House wedding's
a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
523
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,253
Sadly, the same
can't be said of a coup.
524
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,211
I would be honored to attend.
525
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:43,345
I'm very happy to hear that.
526
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:44,912
Look forward
to seeing you tomorrow.
527
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,348
I'm sorry.
528
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,610
I thought
there weren't supposed
529
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,395
to be any politics
at this wedding.
530
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,397
Oh, trust me.
That's what I'm doing.
531
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,747
If he's at the wedding,
he won't be able
532
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:57,228
to start a civil war that will
destabilize the region,
533
00:21:57,272 --> 00:22:00,144
force Elizabeth to miss
everything but the wedding vows.
534
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:02,364
World only
has to behave
535
00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,192
for 24 hours.
536
00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:08,631
Oh, for the love of God.
537
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,599
Come on, man.
538
00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,209
You're CIA.
You can do this.
539
00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:23,777
CIA doesn't use
medieval weaponry.
540
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,214
You know, we don't have
this tradition in Russia.
541
00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,520
Hatchet throwing?
542
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,522
No, bachelor parties.
543
00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:31,437
Well, I couldn't
let you miss out, man.
544
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,742
We're gonna be brothers!Yeah.
545
00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,657
You found my cousin Vlad,
and you got him here.
546
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,180
He's a fun dude.
547
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:38,182
A little
too much fun, so...
548
00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:40,794
How do you guys say this
in English?
549
00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,578
You guys are kittens.
550
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:45,320
Yeah, it's something
like that.
551
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:52,371
Jason McCord!
552
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,721
What the hell are you thinking?!
553
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,113
It's a bachelor party.
554
00:22:56,157 --> 00:22:59,073
Hatchets? Seriously?
555
00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:01,902
For God's sake, there's
a strip joint down the street!
556
00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:04,295
You wantus to go
to a strip joint?
557
00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:07,429
I want you to go home.
558
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,388
Your Secret Service
detail filled me in
559
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,085
on how your night
was shaping up.
560
00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:13,870
You are standing for photos
with the President
561
00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:16,307
of the United States
tomorrow, and you are not
562
00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:19,485
gonna be hung over
or sporting hatchet wounds!
563
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:20,616
Go!
564
00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:27,449
Hello?
565
00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:30,017
You will not believe
the day I've had.
566
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,627
Suffice to say
567
00:23:31,671 --> 00:23:34,848
that stopping a coup
wasn't the most difficult part.
568
00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:38,112
Jason McCord decided
that the only thing missing
569
00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:41,768
from a traditional bachelor
party was hatchet throwing.
570
00:23:41,811 --> 00:23:43,552
Russell, what are you doing?
571
00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:49,819
Just trying
to pull this wedding off.
572
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,995
I want you to hear me say this.
573
00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:57,436
I'm not the person
you tell about your day anymore.
574
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,091
Understand?
575
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:03,442
It's over.
576
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,878
All of it.
577
00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:18,239
Oh, my goodness.
Look at you.
578
00:24:18,282 --> 00:24:20,676
Mom... don't.You're in your
wedding dress.
579
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,678
My baby.
580
00:24:22,722 --> 00:24:24,375
Mom, I mean it.And this dress...
581
00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:25,942
Do not say anything
sentimental, okay?This is...
582
00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:27,727
I'm not no.We can do this later,
583
00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:29,511
but I am not gonna cry
before the wedding.
584
00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:30,904
No, no, it's too soon to cry.
585
00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:32,471
We're not gonna cry right now.
That's...
586
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,516
Mom!Look at you!
587
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,952
The dress okay?
588
00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:37,388
I was working on it
till midnight.
589
00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:38,564
Perfect.
590
00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,217
Sisters.
591
00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:41,871
Mom!I know.
592
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,307
I know. I know. I know.
593
00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:49,226
Ay-oh! Oh. Come on!
594
00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:51,011
I can't believe it.
595
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,796
I can't believe
you came all this way.Oh, come on.
596
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,755
Are you kidding?
I wouldn't miss this.Oh, Jay.
597
00:24:55,798 --> 00:24:58,366
Congratulations.Thank you.
598
00:24:58,409 --> 00:24:59,454
Hey.Hey.
599
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,021
But I-I have to say it.
600
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:02,370
I leave for five minutes,
601
00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:04,024
and you almost get
yourself impeached?
602
00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:06,026
Well, clearly,
you were the glue.
603
00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:09,029
By the way, there was a
massive, uh, rally in Amsterdam
604
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:10,770
during the impeachment
hearings. We were in it.
605
00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:13,424
I thought I saw your faces
on the news.You're gonna see a lot more
606
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:14,817
of our faces soon, 'cause I'm
on a house-hunting mission.
607
00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:15,818
We're moving back!
608
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,690
Oh, Jay, that's fantastic!
609
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:20,040
Annelies is
having a baby.
610
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,433
What?!
611
00:25:22,477 --> 00:25:24,827
Oh, my goodness! We're having a baby.
Isn't that something?
612
00:25:24,871 --> 00:25:27,047
Oh, my gosh.
Here, here, here.Chloe's excited.
613
00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:29,223
Oh... gosh.
614
00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:31,225
So if you know anybody who's
looking for a policy wonk,
615
00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:32,748
will you put in
a good word for me?
616
00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:34,968
Anybody'd be lucky to have you.
617
00:25:35,011 --> 00:25:36,404
Wow.
618
00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:38,406
Well, here is to...
619
00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:40,626
everything. Cheers.
620
00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:41,844
I'll drink to that.
621
00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:43,106
Cheers.
622
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:44,934
Wow. They'll let anybody
in the White House.
623
00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:46,196
Hey!
624
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,763
How are you?
Good to see you.
Yeah.
625
00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:50,374
Oh, you're looking
very West Coast.
626
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:52,289
Oh, I'm gonna take
that as a compliment.Yes.
627
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:53,987
Matt, you remember
my fiancé, Trevor?
628
00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:57,033
Trevor. Oh, wait. The-the...
the finance guy from college.
629
00:25:57,077 --> 00:25:59,209
Oh, wow. I'm sure
that was a flattering story.
630
00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:00,907
Good to see you, man.Good to see you, too.
631
00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:03,170
So, how's Hollywood
treating you?
632
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:04,563
Hi!Hi!
633
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,652
Oh. Wow.
634
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:09,480
Ah, they're treating me
like royalty. It's weird.
635
00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:10,960
They love Washington.Hmm.
636
00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:13,049
I mean, I just got staffed
on this sci-fi show
637
00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:15,008
about the first robot president
called Computer in Chief.
638
00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:16,357
It's pretty cool.
639
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,489
Mm.Oh, political shows
are never accurate.
640
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,840
So how about you?
Where did you land?Uh, home.
641
00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:22,493
Turns out,
being exonerated
642
00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:25,671
from a crime doesn't get as much
press as being accused of one.
643
00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:28,021
It's gonna take a few months
for the stigma to wear off,
644
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:30,066
but in the meantime, I'm
just enjoying being a mommy.
645
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:31,154
Well, there's always
Dancing with the Stars.
646
00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:33,417
Not there yet.
647
00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:35,115
You should do Dancing
with the Stars.
648
00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:38,205
What is this?
A hair of the wolf?
649
00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:40,860
Um, okay, we say "dog."
650
00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:42,644
And also, no, it's just coffee.
651
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,951
I'm still hurting a little.
Did you get a spray tan?
652
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:48,302
This is what you
do in America.
653
00:26:48,345 --> 00:26:49,695
Jason?Okay, cool.
654
00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:51,522
Did I see something on
your Instagram about hatchets?
655
00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:52,611
Yeah, that's...
656
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:53,873
It's a long story.
657
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,483
Uh, Uncle Will,
Cousin Vlad.
658
00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:59,443
Nice tan.
659
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:00,967
Hey, Russell, this
is my son Zach.
660
00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:02,664
Hey, Russell has
my old job.Dad, I know.
661
00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:03,622
It's nice to meet you, sir.
662
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,798
Likewise.
663
00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:08,235
Uh, this is
General Julio Diaz
664
00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,672
from Venezuela. Encantado, general.
665
00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:16,939
Gracias, joven.
666
00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:19,638
This is Zach?
667
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:22,379
The kid you always
described as a fat loser?
668
00:27:22,423 --> 00:27:24,251
Yeah, I don't know what
happened. He got tall.
669
00:27:24,294 --> 00:27:26,035
He also got into Yale.
Mostly because of lacrosse,
670
00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:27,254
but he seems to be
learning stuff.
671
00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:29,125
So, when do we start
whipping votes?
672
00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:30,823
Uh, after the ceremony.
673
00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,868
We'll let the booze
and the, uh...
674
00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:35,610
the "I do's" soften
them up first.Genius.
675
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,666
I can't tell you how
much it means to us
676
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:49,058
that you're doing this.
677
00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:51,495
Are you kidding?
It's an honor.
678
00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:54,237
I got my ordination back in the
'60s when it was all the rage,
679
00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:56,152
but for some reason,
no one's asked me to officiate
680
00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:57,371
in a long time.I don't know.
681
00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:58,938
Maybe they thought
you were busy.
682
00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:02,289
Uh, forgive me for talking shop,
but I wanted you to know
683
00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:05,945
how much I'm with you
on the ERA initiative.
684
00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:07,903
I know how embattled
you might feel.
685
00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:09,470
Thank you.
686
00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:13,561
Just don't let anyone tell you
you're tilting at windmills.
687
00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:14,910
I appreciate that.
688
00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:18,000
Well, what do you say?
689
00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:20,829
Should we get
these kids married?
690
00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:56,647
Ladies and gentlemen, uh,
691
00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:59,172
we are gathered here
today to witness
692
00:28:59,215 --> 00:29:02,305
the love and commitment
of these two bright, shining,
693
00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:04,046
young people,
694
00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:06,701
who represent everything we love
about this country
695
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,529
and everything we hope
for its future.
696
00:29:08,572 --> 00:29:09,965
No pressure.
697
00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:15,841
Stevie and Dmitri are part of
a generation who will remake
698
00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:18,713
marriage as
a more equal partnership.
699
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,889
But, goodness knows,
700
00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:22,630
the world has heard me
talk enough,
701
00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:24,763
so I invite you
to say your vows.
702
00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:30,072
Dmitri...
703
00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:33,075
I'm so grateful
that we found each other again.
704
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:38,689
I've always been a little bit
afraid of good things, so...
705
00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:41,736
Like,
Christmas made me nervous.
706
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:46,567
And, uh, get anxiety
about vacations, because...
707
00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:50,527
great things will inevitably
come to an end.
708
00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:53,792
When you left for Alaska,
709
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:56,838
and I thought I was never
gonna see you again,
710
00:29:56,882 --> 00:30:00,929
and I was suddenly
just drowning
711
00:30:00,973 --> 00:30:03,758
in this feeling
that I-I'd been
712
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,891
trying so hard to avoid
for my whole life.
713
00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:09,546
So I struggled
714
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:12,027
coming back to you.
715
00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:14,421
You know, the fear
716
00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:17,946
of losing you twice.
717
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:20,079
But a good friend
gave me some advice.
718
00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:22,429
He told me that Jane Austen
was wrong about love,
719
00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:23,952
and that I had
to let you go.
720
00:30:23,996 --> 00:30:26,128
But, uh, in defiance
721
00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:29,044
of his advice
sorry, Blake
722
00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:31,307
I'd like to finish
723
00:30:31,351 --> 00:30:34,745
with Jane's own words.
724
00:30:34,789 --> 00:30:39,968
"I must learn to be content
725
00:30:40,012 --> 00:30:43,102
with being happier
than I deserve."
726
00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:46,540
So, thank you for making me
happier than I deserve.
727
00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:00,815
Well, mine's
728
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,599
going to be
a lot shorter.
729
00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:08,605
When I look at
you, I see a life
730
00:31:08,649 --> 00:31:10,738
I never dared to
dream of for myself.
731
00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:12,392
You and your family
732
00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:16,178
have done more for me
than I could put into words.
733
00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:19,878
Thank you for
bringing me life.
734
00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:22,445
I will never leave you again.
735
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:26,449
I am home.
736
00:31:40,594 --> 00:31:42,204
Well, that settles it.
737
00:31:42,248 --> 00:31:43,945
But, uh...
738
00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,729
I still have to ask.
Stevie, do you...
739
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:47,122
I do.
740
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:48,558
Me, too.
741
00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,996
Then by the power vested in me
742
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:53,085
by an ad in the back
of Rolling Stonemagazine...
743
00:31:54,782 --> 00:31:56,740
...I pronounce you married.
744
00:31:56,784 --> 00:31:58,525
You may kiss each other equally.
745
00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:24,638
Okay, I'm gonna carve out
the next ten minutes
746
00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:26,596
to lobby the senators.
747
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,424
Uh, I think the three
of us should split up.Oh. Hey, go dance.
748
00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:30,513
We got it. We got this.No, Mom, I want to, okay?
749
00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:32,167
So, I'm gonna take
Senator Cupp,
750
00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:34,300
uh, 'cause his wife is active
in the human rights community,
751
00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,866
and she already
likes me.Ride the guilt.
752
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,129
That'll play.Yep.
753
00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:38,695
You take Senator Randall.
754
00:32:38,739 --> 00:32:41,350
I happen to know
he's a huge fan of yours.Okay.
755
00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:44,527
Senator Ripley is an egomaniac
who only responds to power.
756
00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:46,268
Sounds like the job
for a president.
757
00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:48,096
How about two?
758
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:49,837
Once more unto the breach.
759
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,317
Everybody in on three.
760
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,014
That's Yeah,
that was probably too much.
761
00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:54,885
There goes
one impressive gene pool.
762
00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:57,453
It is that.Hey.
763
00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:59,238
Go get in good
with the middle one.
764
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,676
Get us in this family.
765
00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:32,010
I've been thinking.
766
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,055
I have a pitch for
your next chapter.
767
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,971
Um, just curious.
How long were you in Hollywood
768
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,278
before you started using
the word "pitch"?
769
00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:41,149
You got to play
the game you're in.
770
00:33:41,193 --> 00:33:43,369
And, look, it brings
me to the point.
771
00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,240
Los Angeles is
the place you go
772
00:33:45,284 --> 00:33:46,850
to reinvent yourself.
773
00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:48,504
Like I said,
774
00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,506
they got this thing
about D.C.
775
00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:52,247
I think you could be
a big hit.
776
00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:53,814
Uh, doing what?
777
00:33:53,857 --> 00:33:55,729
We can start a podcast.
778
00:33:55,772 --> 00:33:59,037
About two Washington insiders
who got out.
779
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,517
I'm gonna call it
Washington Insiders-Out.
780
00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:02,736
Yeah, no, you're not.
781
00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:04,738
Okay, then you
pick the name.
782
00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:09,656
Daisy, the sun shines
every day there.
783
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:13,094
The houses
have yards for dogs
784
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,748
and kids.
785
00:34:17,229 --> 00:34:19,448
And I miss you.
786
00:34:23,365 --> 00:34:24,801
Attention, everyone!
787
00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:27,761
Everyone,
may I have your attention?
788
00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:30,242
I would like
to make a toast
789
00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:31,852
to the newlyweds.
790
00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:36,117
So...
791
00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:39,555
Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar.
792
00:34:41,035 --> 00:34:42,384
Bartender pours him
793
00:34:42,428 --> 00:34:45,039
a big goblet of mead
and says, "How you doing?"
794
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,823
Aquinas says, "Oh, not so great.
795
00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:48,912
"I've been working on
this treatise for seminarians.
796
00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:52,220
"Uh, basically explains all
the major points of Catholicism.
797
00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:55,093
"It could be the
most important
798
00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:57,051
"theological document
of our time.
799
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,488
"I even thought
of the perfect title.
800
00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:02,448
"Summa Theologica.
801
00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:06,669
"So, I-I finish it,
and I misplaced it.
802
00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:10,020
"I can't find it anywhere,
and I can't understand
803
00:35:10,064 --> 00:35:13,502
"why God would inspire me
to do this
804
00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:15,678
"and then allow it
to be taken away.
805
00:35:15,722 --> 00:35:18,420
What is God trying to tell me?"
806
00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:20,727
Bartender says, "Eh.
807
00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,946
You win summa, you lose summa."
808
00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:27,690
I never, I never get his jokes.
809
00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:29,301
No. I...
810
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:32,173
Stevie, Dmitri,
this is what I know
811
00:35:32,217 --> 00:35:34,958
about marriage and life.
You win summa, you lose summa.
812
00:35:35,002 --> 00:35:37,309
But the true test
of character is
813
00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:39,528
how you celebrate
the victories
814
00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:41,878
and endure the losses.
815
00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:43,184
And believe me when I tell you,
816
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:44,751
both are better
when shared with someone
817
00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:46,231
that you love.
818
00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:48,885
You know, one of the
things that I admire
819
00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:50,496
about Aquinas...Oh, Henry.
820
00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:54,282
Uh, come on was that he was
inspired to teach beginners.
821
00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:57,459
Now, you guys are hardly
beginners at life.
822
00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:03,552
But you're
beginners at marriage.
823
00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:09,602
This is your first day...
824
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:11,604
as a wife and husband.
825
00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:15,216
Begin this journey
with caring
826
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:18,785
and-and patience and
love and laughter
827
00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:20,917
and passionate curiosity.
828
00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:23,703
Be each other's teachers.
829
00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:28,142
And know that you are surrounded
by people in this room
830
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,839
who love you,
who will teach you.
831
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,237
And invite us over
a lot, would you?
832
00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:37,499
And especially your mom.
833
00:36:37,543 --> 00:36:39,936
You know,
834
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:41,851
in my family, I was, uh,
835
00:36:41,895 --> 00:36:45,681
sometimes known
as the Stevie whisperer.
836
00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:47,640
So, without further ado...
837
00:36:57,519 --> 00:36:59,739
May God bless you
838
00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:02,655
with a long and happy union.
839
00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:04,961
Cheers!
840
00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:21,239
Ladies and gentlemen,
841
00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:24,633
the first dance
for the first newlyweds,
842
00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:26,809
Stevie and Dmitri.
843
00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:06,327
Hey.
844
00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:07,372
Russell.
845
00:38:08,677 --> 00:38:10,940
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
846
00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:15,118
Look, I know, uh...
847
00:38:15,162 --> 00:38:19,166
I know you don't want to
hear about my days anymore.
848
00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:22,082
I just...
849
00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:24,867
I just wanted you to know
why I've been killing myself
850
00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:26,304
to make sure this
wedding goes off
851
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:28,262
without any political
interference.
852
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,438
It's 'cause...
853
00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:33,223
I realize how
much politics
854
00:38:33,267 --> 00:38:36,270
got in the way of
my life with you.
855
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,924
I mean, hell,
856
00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:40,970
I missed the best man's
speech at our own wedding
857
00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:42,929
'cause the poll
numbers were coming in
858
00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:45,758
from the Des Moines
city council election.
859
00:38:45,801 --> 00:38:47,107
I know.
860
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:49,370
Yeah.
861
00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:55,071
You're right. I...
862
00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:59,641
I never...
863
00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:02,296
chose you first.
864
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,734
And now that
I've lost you,
865
00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:08,824
I realize that none
of it mattered then,
866
00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:12,698
and none of it
matters now
867
00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:16,441
if I can't share
it with you.
868
00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:23,012
So, starting today...
869
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,669
If you will let me,
870
00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:33,109
I am choosing you... first.
871
00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:35,503
Now and for the
rest of my days.
872
00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:40,726
Here's proof.
873
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,817
It's my resignation
letter to the president.
874
00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:50,605
I'll believe it
when I see it.
875
00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:59,135
Madam President,
I'm sorry about the timing,
876
00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:01,094
but I have to tender
my resignation.
877
00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:04,663
Oh.
878
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,929
It's been an honor to serve you.
879
00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:11,974
Thank you.
880
00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:13,976
I...
881
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:17,502
reluctantly accept this napkin.
882
00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:22,681
Carol, thank you
for your sacrifice.
883
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,206
He's all yours.
884
00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:51,057
May I have this dance?
885
00:41:23,176 --> 00:41:25,091
Ma'am. Oh, hey, Henry.Hey.
886
00:41:25,134 --> 00:41:27,397
Well, I have
some cautiously good news.I'll take it.
887
00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:29,182
The ERA is officially
gonna pass both houses.
888
00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:30,444
We have the votes.
889
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,012
Well, I would say
that's officially good news.
890
00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:34,274
But now we're
up against ratification,
891
00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:35,754
and the polling on that
isn't as promising.
892
00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:38,408
Which means
893
00:41:38,452 --> 00:41:40,628
that we're gonna have to have
a strong ground game.
894
00:41:40,672 --> 00:41:42,369
And I've been doing
a little thinking.
895
00:41:42,412 --> 00:41:45,590
You just feel free to tell
me if you think it's crazy.
896
00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,505
Whistle-stop tour.
897
00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:50,377
You mean, like...
like, on a train.
898
00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,205
Full Teddy Roosevelt.And Truman and Dwight.
899
00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:53,685
Taft?
900
00:41:53,728 --> 00:41:55,600
Well, Taft.No, not Taft.
901
00:41:58,994 --> 00:42:00,953
What do you think?
902
00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:05,784
I think it has
a lot of character,
903
00:42:05,827 --> 00:42:07,612
just like the president.
904
00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:10,919
Oh, you're very
good at this job.
905
00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:12,704
Thank you. I'm on it.
906
00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:17,535
Ready for a road trip?
907
00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:19,449
Sure.
908
00:42:19,493 --> 00:42:21,408
Have to do something while
we're waiting for grandkids.
909
00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:44,866
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