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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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I mean the pictures don't do it justice.
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- It's like a fairy tale.
- I know.
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How did you guys find this place?
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It was on Blake and
Trevor's short list.
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Yeah, but then Trevor decided
he wanted a water element, so...
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Are you two ever actually
going to get married?
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If we ever decide on how to do it,
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so maybe not. Anyway,
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I just looked up the ten most
romantic places near D.C.,
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- and this popped up.
- It kind of reminds me
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of the house at the farm, doesn't it?
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Maybe the barn.
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Okay, I know you guys
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wanted me to have
it there. I'm sorry.
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- No, no, no, no, no. 100%.
- Hey, we're venue neutral.
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Okay. We just
wanted this to be, like,
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our place, you know,
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not connected to anyone
else's history.
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And I don't really have
much of a history here,
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so everything works for me.
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- You like it, though, right?
- Oh, no, I love it.
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It reminds me of my
grandfather's house on the farm.
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Well, pictures I've seen,
before the state took it.
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I-I love it.
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Look at those beams.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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So they're all hand-planed
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original timber, and the furniture
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in here is-is hand-hewn;
there's no nails.
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It's like we're standing in art.
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Oh. It so is.
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Are we ready to sample food?
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- Oh, yes!
- Thank you, Maggie.
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Everything looks amazing.
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Maggie, it's so good to finally
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- meet you in person.
- Likewise.
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- This is place is spectacular, really.
- Beautiful place.
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Thank you so much. Oh, this
is a couple of late additions...
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- What do we have?
- ...from the caterer.
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Bacon-wrapped dates
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- and lobster mac and cheese.
- Yes!
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Showing some respect
for the flesh eaters.
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- And we love you for it.
- Oh, we do.
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Ma'am, those dishes
haven't been cleared.
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What-what do you mean?
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We oversaw production
of everything that's here.
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Those two haven't been vetted.
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So not the mac and...
I'm good to go, right?
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Yes, sir.
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Mmm.
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Crudités are okay?
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Yes, ma'am.
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- This is by far the best.
- Oh, good.
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- This cake is unbelievable.
- That's really good.
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- How is it?
- It's terrible.
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- No, it's not good at all.
- You wouldn't like it at all.
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Okay, so this one?
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I want my own personal
vat at the wedding.
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I will see to it, but for now
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we should get to the White
House for the bill signing.
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Okay.
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You know, you could sort of
just grab one for yourself
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- and we could have it in the...
- No, ma'am.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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If you die, I won't eat it.
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"A mere nine months
after President McCord was
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"threatened with impeachment,
an action which was impeded
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"by the largest political protest
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"in the nation's history,
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"the White House will hold
a Rose Garden ceremony
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"for the signing of the Equal
Pay and Family Leave Act.
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"In attendance will be
the world champion
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"U.S. women's soccer team,
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- outspoken proponents of pay equity."
- Yes.
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"Not present will be Mark Hanson
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and all of his traitorous
congressional scum nuggets."
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- Michael.
- Uh, we'll see.
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"Also in attendance
will be Flo Avery,
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"a citizen who was born the same day
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"that women were granted
the right to vote
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through the ratification
of the 19th Amendment."
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Hey, can you make sure that there's
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someone there to help her
down the stairs?
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Let's avoid any sudden noises.
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Dead old ladies aren't a great look
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- for female empowerment.
- She seems very spry.
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Her phone voice seems spry?
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Also, the soccer players.
I got an earful
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when I asked them to stick
to the talking points.
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All this stuff about censorship
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and the importance of letting
women speak their truth.
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They do this all the time.
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I'm just saying maybe don't
stand so close to them when
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- the microphones are on.
- Too many powerful women for you?
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You've met my four sisters.
You know I have triggers.
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Yeah. Okay, go. Thank you so much.
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- Hi. Uh, maintenance missed the memo...
- Hi.
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...on fertilizing the Rose Garden.
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So the olfactory consensus
is that we should
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hold the bill signing in here,
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additional photo sessions
in the portrait gallery
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- to make room for more press.
- Okay. That's great.
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And one small thing
I need to discuss with you
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about the wedding.
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Oh, my God.
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My daughter's
getting married, Russell!
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In two days. That's, like,
the day after tomorrow.
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Yes, yes.
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It is exactly like that. Uh...
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I know you got enough on your mind
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without last-minute requests,
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but I have to ask you
not to seat me with Carol.
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Okay. Why?
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Because things haven't been
going so well lately,
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and she would rather be
at a distance from me.
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I mean, how serious is it?
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I'm at a hotel.
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Oh, no.
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Nah. I've been there before.
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Named a suite for me at the Mayfair.
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Blows over eventually.
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Oh, Russell, I'm so sorry.
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Sort of afraid to ask:
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Is it because of the job?
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It's not not because of the job.
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I don't know how I could've
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gotten through any of this
without you, you know.
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I feel bad.
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You know, maybe I
should talk to Carol.
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Oh, God, no.
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The only person she likes
less than me right now is you.
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Well, how long has
this been going on?
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_
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Carol!
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Call the gardener!
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- It's out of the question.
- It's temporary.
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Dalton was temporary.
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- Only the second term.
- What's your point?
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- This is different!
- It's always different.
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Except it's never different.
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You had a heart attack, Russell.
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- You almost died.
- Yeah, and her daughter saved my life.
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So you owe her?
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Oh, come on,
the first woman president, Carol.
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Don't you dare!
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Just to get her on solid ground,
and then I promise...
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No. You have lost the right
to promise me anything.
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And you know what?
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Your thousand broken promises
aren't even the real problem.
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The real problem is that I have
always come second to your job.
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You have never once chosen me first,
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and you never will.
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It's not a competition, Carol.
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Not anymore it isn't.
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I quit.
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EPFL PSA, take one.
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Welcome, everybody.
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I am so thrilled to have
these voices supporting us
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in this...
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EPFL PSA,
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take seven.
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Welcome, everybody. I am so thrilled
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to have these women here lending
their voices to this cause.
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We're honored to
be here, Madam President.
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We've been speaking out about
pay equity for a long time
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in our own profession, but
the problem is everywhere.
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The average American woman
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makes only 82 cents for
every dollar earned by men.
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And it's even worse for minorities.
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African American women
make 63 cents on the dollar.
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That's why we always
say, "Equal work..."
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- "Equal sweat, equal pay."
- Ah.
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You could steal that
phrase, Madam President.
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Well, I just
might take you up on that.
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And this act also provides
for spousal leave.
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We love that,
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whether your partner's
your husband or your wife.
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And cut.
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Thank you, ladies.
That was wonderful.
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So sorry about that.
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That's right, you guys got married.
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Congratulations.
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- Thank you. We did it.
- Yeah. We took the plunge.
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Aw. We are
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having a wedding...
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Well, we-we're married,
but our daughter Stevie
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is getting married in two days.
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- Two days?
- Oh, wow.
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You both seem really relaxed.
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Well, it's all just
a very well-rehearsed act.
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But I'm glad to see that
it's working.
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Madam President.
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This is our special guest, Flo Avery.
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Ms. Avery, it is
an honor to meet you.
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Call me Flo.
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Well, thank you, I will.
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Uh, ladies, I want you to meet
Ms. Avery... Flo,
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who was born on August 18th, 1920,
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the exact day that
the 19th Amendment was ratified.
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- Such an honor to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
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I am so honored to be here today
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in the presence of such fine
examples of female leadership,
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fortitude and longevity.
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The Equal Pay and Family Leave Act
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will ensure greater
opportunities for all women
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across our country.
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Thank you for being here today.
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Thank you.
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You guys, thanks for being here.
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I really appreciate it.
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Thank you, everyone. Right this way.
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We will, uh, pick this up
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in the portrait gallery...
quick as you can.
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Madam President, I just
wanted to tell you that...
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- May I sit, please?
- Y-Yes, please.
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I never thought
I'd live to see the day
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when we would have a woman president.
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Well, I'm very glad that you did.
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However, now that I have,
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I couldn't be more disappointed.
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Oh. Um...
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Don't be patting yourself
too hard on the back
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about this-this little bill.
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It was passed by a house full of men.
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And it can be taken away
just as easily.
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It's baked right into
the Declaration of Independence
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that all men...
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are created equal.
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And look what happened to the ERA.
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Couldn't even get it
ratified by the states.
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Equal Pay Act, my foot.
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The Emancipation Proclamation
didn't end slavery.
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The 13th Amendment did.
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As long as the Constitution
doesn't guarantee
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my equality...
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...I see no reason to celebrate.
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But...
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thanks for the pen.
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Hi. Uh, the venue
just went down in flames.
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I know. Did you see that coming?
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- Because I sure didn't.
- No.
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Mike was worried about
the soccer players.
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I just got my ass handed to me
by a centenarian.
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No, the wedding venue just
burned down to the ground.
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Oh, come on.
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Well?
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Well, unfortunately,
all that beautiful, original
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hand-hewn timber made
excellent kindling.
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The place burned to the
ground in less than an hour.
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- Fortunately, no one was hurt.
- Okay.
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Well, we still have the caterer,
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so we can just go full-court
press on another venue.
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All right, well,
what about postponing?
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No. That's impossible.
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People are already on their way in.
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They've made hotel reservations,
their schedules.
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It's a logistical nightmare.
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We can't just...
But we-we don't want to wait.
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- Like...
- Just keep making lists
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and calls until we find a new venue.
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There's got to be
some place that'll work.
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- Right.
- Afraid that is not an option.
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It takes three weeks
minimum to clear a location.
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Can't we make some kind
of emergency exception?
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I mean, there has to be a
way around the protocol.
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Oh, yeah, in fact there is:
You can get married
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anywhere you like
as long as your mother
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doesn't come to the wedding.
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- Don't even think about it. No.
- I'm not.
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All right, look, in
terms of secure venues,
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here are your options: Camp David...
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which has been dealing
with an infestation
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- of West Nile mosquitos...
- Great.
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...and the White House.
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That's it? That's...
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Mount Weather,
if you like a windowless bunker.
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So much for keeping it apolitical.
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I mean...
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Listen to me.
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Your dad and I are gonna do
everything in our power
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- to protect this wedding.
- Mm.
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I mean it.
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There will be no press and
absolutely no politics.
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It's a political gold mine!
Invitations will be
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more sought after than Willy
Wonka's golden tickets!
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No!
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There will be no political
interference in this wedding.
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Is that clear? End of discussion.
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Just keep the announcement simple
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and stress it'll be a low-key event
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- for family and friends.
- Yes, sir.
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Thank you. That's all.
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Actually, it's not.
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I've just been talking with Jody,
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our Women's Outreach director,
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and I do have something else
I want to discuss.
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After my trip to the
woodshed with Flo Avery
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at the signing ceremony, I've
been thinking about the ERA.
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Were you also thinking about
mood rings and Supertramp?
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Flo Avery was right.
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An amendment to the
Constitution is the only way
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- to make civil liberties permanent.
- Oh, no...
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I think it's a mistake.
It's a dead horse.
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A lot of people don't even
know the history of it.
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Worst-case scenario:
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they get an important civics lesson.
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What are they gonna do, impeach me?
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- Oh...
- Oh, all right, okay.
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I think it could get traction,
particularly with young people.
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- You mean the non-voting bloc?
- Not just kids.
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40-and-under.
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It's not a dead horse to them.
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It could be a brand-new pony.
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I love it.
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Saddle up.
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And get happy.
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- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
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I am here today to announce
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that I am reviving
the ERA initiative.
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The first Equal Rights Amendment
was introduced
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in Congress in 1923,
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and subsequently reintroduced
in every session of Congress
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for half a century,
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until it finally passed
both houses of Congress
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in the early 1970s.
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But then it was only ratified
by 35 states.
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It needed 38 to pass.
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Since then, our society has made
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so much progress
toward equality of the sexes.
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It is about time
we update the Constitution
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to reflect the reality that
all people are created equal
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and shall be treated so
under the law.
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The thing is, language matters.
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And the language of our Constitution
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doesn't go far enough
to recognize the rights
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of all our citizens.
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Not yet.
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So I invite the American people
to join me
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in this overdue campaign
for inclusion.
342
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Thank you.
343
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:08,105
Hey.
344
00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:10,841
Oh, wow. That looks
like something important.
345
00:14:10,865 --> 00:14:12,843
It's a seating chart.
346
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Stevie's letting me help her with it.
347
00:14:16,704 --> 00:14:18,716
Wow.
348
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Our daughter is getting married.
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I know.
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We're gonna have a son-in-law.
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- Yeah, I'm up to speed.
- Hey.
352
00:14:26,047 --> 00:14:28,158
- It's me with an annoying update.
- Can't wait.
353
00:14:28,182 --> 00:14:31,462
Your new ERA initiative is
facing a vocal public opposition
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from none other than
Ohio Senator Amy Ross,
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who is vowing to fight
you in the Senate.
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This would be a gratuitous alteration
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of the Constitution.
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And it's entirely unnecessary.
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We should all be wary of rushing
to alter this sacred document.
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President McCord
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is trying to stoke a political fight
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that will pointlessly
divide this country
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along gender lines.
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I intend to stop it
dead in its tracks.
365
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So, item next.
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00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,539
Heads-up from the IC that a
coup is imminent in Venezuela.
367
00:15:06,563 --> 00:15:08,708
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How imminent?
368
00:15:08,732 --> 00:15:10,777
Well, General Julio
Diaz has established
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a resistance movement
and is publicly demanding
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major concessions from
President Alvarado
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by tomorrow, or he's
threatening to unleash
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a civil war to topple the government,
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which could put our regional
agreement in jeopardy
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just in time for the
first daughter's nuptials.
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The hell it will.
376
00:15:25,015 --> 00:15:27,160
Oh, wait, do you guys have a second
to talk about wedding logistics?
377
00:15:27,184 --> 00:15:28,828
- I live for it.
- What's the problem now?
378
00:15:28,852 --> 00:15:30,063
I-It's not really a problem, really.
379
00:15:30,087 --> 00:15:31,731
It's just that ever
since this has become
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a White House wedding, everybody is
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angling for a ticket;
I'm being flooded with requests.
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Wouldn't that be a wonderful way
to lobby for the ERA votes?
383
00:15:39,663 --> 00:15:41,274
Against the backdrop of
a traditional wedding ceremony?
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As if to say,
"See? We can all be equal
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"and still participate
in a time-tested,
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"ancient, sexist ritual,
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wherein a virginally attired woman
is passed from one man to another."
388
00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:50,250
- That is not what...
- No!
389
00:15:50,274 --> 00:15:53,019
The invite list is locked.
What did I say?
390
00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:55,511
We are not politicizing this wedding.
391
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,214
And nobody's having a damn coup.
392
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He's starting to scare me.
393
00:16:04,288 --> 00:16:05,732
Senator Ross.
394
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,033
Good to see you.
395
00:16:07,057 --> 00:16:09,469
Amy. And it's always good to see you.
396
00:16:09,493 --> 00:16:11,371
The Armed Services
Committee is grateful
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for the work you do with the V.A.
398
00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:15,441
Oh. Thanks. I'm glad to hear that.
399
00:16:15,465 --> 00:16:17,043
I'm on my way to the president now.
400
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,344
Little early.
401
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,770
Well, I hope you have
a productive talk.
402
00:16:22,005 --> 00:16:23,917
Henry?
403
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,352
Just curious.
What's your take on this?
404
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,944
I'm 100% on board.
405
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,858
Well, of course you'd have to be.
406
00:16:31,882 --> 00:16:34,527
No. I'm a liberated
407
00:16:34,551 --> 00:16:35,795
first gentleman.
408
00:16:35,819 --> 00:16:37,530
Even though the 14th Amendment
409
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- already guarantees women equal rights?
- Theoretically,
410
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:43,136
it guarantees equal pay, but
that hasn't worked out so well.
411
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,439
I am concerned that the
ERA will strip women
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of all of the legislative protections
413
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,243
that we fought tooth and nail
414
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to enact: Social Security benefits
415
00:16:52,669 --> 00:16:54,380
for stay-at-home moms, which I was,
416
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,916
and widows, which I am.
417
00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:59,652
Uh, food subsidies.
Uh, workplace safety.
418
00:16:59,676 --> 00:17:01,187
They're only necessary
419
00:17:01,211 --> 00:17:03,923
to try to help level
an uneven playing field.
420
00:17:03,947 --> 00:17:05,858
No. They're necessary
421
00:17:05,882 --> 00:17:08,628
because of 10,000 years of evolution.
422
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,830
Men and women aren't the same,
423
00:17:10,854 --> 00:17:13,333
no matter how much
we'd like to make it so.
424
00:17:13,357 --> 00:17:16,703
Sometimes separate is good.
425
00:17:16,727 --> 00:17:19,906
But the proponents of the ERA,
uh, don't...
426
00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:22,008
don't acknowledge that truth.
427
00:17:22,032 --> 00:17:24,444
And opponents
don't acknowledge that separate
428
00:17:24,468 --> 00:17:27,981
is so often used as a pretext
to prevent equality.
429
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,649
This isn't about sexism.
430
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,417
It's about reality.
431
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:34,921
The worst thing about this
crusade is that it won't work.
432
00:17:34,945 --> 00:17:37,257
It won't fundamentally change biology
433
00:17:37,281 --> 00:17:39,792
or the requirements of motherhood
434
00:17:39,816 --> 00:17:42,528
or, uh, how men and women interact.
435
00:17:42,552 --> 00:17:45,398
Because men and women are different.
436
00:17:45,422 --> 00:17:46,633
Yes.
437
00:17:46,657 --> 00:17:49,902
But different doesn't mean inferior.
438
00:17:49,926 --> 00:17:52,939
And women have been fighting
to prove that they're not
439
00:17:52,963 --> 00:17:55,131
since the inception of this country.
440
00:17:56,066 --> 00:17:57,644
I find it odd
441
00:17:57,668 --> 00:18:00,246
that the first female
president can't acknowledge
442
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:02,582
the tremendous, tremendous
progress we've made...
443
00:18:02,606 --> 00:18:04,317
Of course she acknowledges it,
444
00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:06,352
but she also knows that
we can't keep fighting
445
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,288
case by case and bill by bill.
446
00:18:08,312 --> 00:18:09,789
Laws can be overturned,
447
00:18:09,813 --> 00:18:11,858
which is why we need
to make equal stature
448
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:15,061
a fundamental tenet of our society.
449
00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:17,130
If the president overreaches,
450
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she can't know what the cost will be.
451
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,101
You have grandsons, right?
452
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,403
Four.
453
00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:25,238
Didn't I read somewhere
454
00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:29,542
that one of them won a
national debate championship?
455
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,344
Jonathan, yes. He's a...
456
00:18:31,368 --> 00:18:33,913
he's gifted in rhetoric and argument.
457
00:18:33,937 --> 00:18:35,515
- Hmm.
- Imagine that.
458
00:18:35,539 --> 00:18:37,850
Yeah, um, because it
was modeled for him
459
00:18:37,874 --> 00:18:39,352
by a great woman.
460
00:18:39,376 --> 00:18:41,521
Can you imagine how
proud he'd be to know
461
00:18:41,545 --> 00:18:44,524
that all of the opportunities
that you fought so hard for
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were enshrined in the Constitution,
463
00:18:45,849 --> 00:18:47,327
largely because of you?
464
00:18:47,351 --> 00:18:48,761
Senator?
465
00:18:48,785 --> 00:18:50,953
The president is ready for you.
466
00:18:53,223 --> 00:18:56,292
I see what you're doing, Henry.
467
00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:58,905
Not bad with the rhetoric yourself.
468
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,464
Oh, wait till you get
a load of my wife.
469
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,877
It's the rehearsal dinner.
470
00:19:04,901 --> 00:19:06,879
Can you believe it?
471
00:19:06,903 --> 00:19:10,016
So sweet of you, by the way,
to drive with Dad and me.
472
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,984
That means a lot. It's very sweet.
473
00:19:12,008 --> 00:19:13,853
- Thank you.
- Yeah. Well, I, um...
474
00:19:13,877 --> 00:19:16,222
I thought that it would
give us a chance to talk.
475
00:19:16,246 --> 00:19:17,957
- Absolutely. What's on your mind?
- Oh, listen,
476
00:19:17,981 --> 00:19:19,959
sweetheart, no matter how old you get
477
00:19:19,983 --> 00:19:22,095
or how many kids
of your own you have,
478
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,331
you can always come to us
with anything, about anything.
479
00:19:25,355 --> 00:19:27,567
- I know. I know.
- Well, except for little problems in your marriage.
480
00:19:27,591 --> 00:19:29,902
- It's not good to triangulate, so...
- Well, no, not the little things.
481
00:19:29,926 --> 00:19:31,671
- You know, but everything else.
- I just mean it's better for...
482
00:19:31,695 --> 00:19:33,406
- they work stuff out for themselves.
- That's what I'm saying.
483
00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:35,742
- Henry, I'm saying the big...
- I mean, if she leaves the toilet seat up...
484
00:19:35,766 --> 00:19:37,610
- Guys. Guys.
- But I-I'm not even interested...
485
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,679
I get... I get... Thank you.
486
00:19:39,703 --> 00:19:41,280
- Okay.
- Thank you.
487
00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:44,016
How's the ERA going?
488
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,586
Oh, God, we're not gonna
talk about that tonight.
489
00:19:47,744 --> 00:19:49,645
That's what I want to talk about.
490
00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:53,126
Okay. Um...
491
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,194
Senator Ross is being
pretty intractable,
492
00:19:55,218 --> 00:19:57,063
and without the support
of her caucus,
493
00:19:57,087 --> 00:19:58,564
it's an uphill battle.
494
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,633
- We don't have to think about that now.
- So, that's... Yeah.
495
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,768
No.
496
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,270
I heard that, you know,
everybody in town
497
00:20:04,294 --> 00:20:06,305
is, like, angling for
an invitation to the wedding,
498
00:20:06,329 --> 00:20:07,673
and that would kind of be,
499
00:20:07,697 --> 00:20:09,509
like, a really good way
to whip votes.
500
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:12,136
- We would never let that happen.
- No, we wouldn't. Never.
501
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,679
- Don't... Are you worried about that?
- Because...
502
00:20:13,703 --> 00:20:16,082
I think maybe you should.
503
00:20:16,106 --> 00:20:19,352
I talked to Dmitri about it,
and we agree.
504
00:20:19,376 --> 00:20:23,322
I mean, we can't think
of a better way to...
505
00:20:23,346 --> 00:20:25,758
honor our future family, you know?
506
00:20:25,782 --> 00:20:29,018
Especially if we end up
having some baby women.
507
00:20:30,353 --> 00:20:32,098
Oh, I want those.
508
00:20:32,122 --> 00:20:34,233
We know.
509
00:20:34,257 --> 00:20:36,702
- Baby men are pretty cute, too.
- Oh, babe.
510
00:20:36,726 --> 00:20:38,404
- Guys.
- Why can't...
511
00:20:38,428 --> 00:20:40,673
Let's just... let's go get the votes.
512
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:41,941
Please?
513
00:20:41,965 --> 00:20:43,976
- Anything for you.
- Okay.
514
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,145
- And those babies.
- Babe.
515
00:20:46,169 --> 00:20:47,480
Sir, I have the Venezuelan
resistance leader,
516
00:20:47,504 --> 00:20:50,416
General Julio Diaz, on the phone.
517
00:20:51,441 --> 00:20:52,785
General, good evening!
518
00:20:52,809 --> 00:20:54,654
I know why you are
calling, Mr. Jackson,
519
00:20:54,678 --> 00:20:57,190
but it will be to no avail,
let me assure you.
520
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,192
The president has received
his ultimatum,
521
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,194
and now it is time for action.
522
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,962
Well, I'm not calling
about any of that.
523
00:21:02,986 --> 00:21:04,997
I just, uh,
I just wanted to invite you
524
00:21:05,021 --> 00:21:06,799
to a wedding at the White House.
525
00:21:06,823 --> 00:21:07,649
A wedding?
526
00:21:07,673 --> 00:21:10,169
Yeah, the, uh,
president's daughter's getting married.
527
00:21:10,193 --> 00:21:12,738
It's the hottest ticket in town.
528
00:21:12,762 --> 00:21:15,741
We'll have to get you
on a plane right away, so...
529
00:21:15,765 --> 00:21:19,412
that means you'll have to
postpone plans for the weekend.
530
00:21:19,436 --> 00:21:24,617
But, hey, White House wedding's
a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
531
00:21:24,641 --> 00:21:27,386
Sadly, the same
can't be said of a coup.
532
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:29,355
I would be honored to attend.
533
00:21:29,379 --> 00:21:32,291
I'm very happy to hear that.
534
00:21:32,315 --> 00:21:33,926
Look forward to seeing you tomorrow.
535
00:21:33,950 --> 00:21:35,495
I'm sorry.
536
00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:36,696
I thought there weren't supposed
537
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,331
to be any politics at this wedding.
538
00:21:38,355 --> 00:21:40,333
Oh, trust me. That's what I'm doing.
539
00:21:40,357 --> 00:21:42,602
If he's at the wedding,
he won't be able
540
00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:46,172
to start a civil war that will
destabilize the region,
541
00:21:46,196 --> 00:21:49,108
force Elizabeth to miss
everything but the wedding vows.
542
00:21:49,132 --> 00:21:51,310
World only has to behave
543
00:21:51,334 --> 00:21:53,435
for 24 hours.
544
00:21:54,571 --> 00:21:57,940
Oh, for the love of God.
545
00:22:05,081 --> 00:22:06,893
? Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah... ?
546
00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:08,628
Come on, man.
547
00:22:08,652 --> 00:22:10,096
You're CIA. You can do this.
548
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,765
CIA doesn't use medieval weaponry.
549
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,301
You know, we don't have
this tradition in Russia.
550
00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:16,569
Hatchet throwing?
551
00:22:16,593 --> 00:22:18,571
No, bachelor parties.
552
00:22:18,595 --> 00:22:20,506
Well, I couldn't
let you miss out, man.
553
00:22:20,530 --> 00:22:21,707
- We're gonna be brothers!
- Yeah.
554
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,676
You found my cousin Vlad,
and you got him here.
555
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,077
He's a fun dude.
556
00:22:25,101 --> 00:22:27,079
A little too much fun, so...
557
00:22:27,103 --> 00:22:29,782
How do you guys say this in English?
558
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,617
You guys are kittens.
559
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,476
Yeah, it's something like that.
560
00:22:38,481 --> 00:22:41,227
Jason McCord!
561
00:22:41,251 --> 00:22:43,729
What the hell are you thinking?!
562
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:45,231
It's a bachelor party.
563
00:22:45,255 --> 00:22:47,800
Hatchets? Seriously?
564
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,870
For God's sake, there's
a strip joint down the street!
565
00:22:50,894 --> 00:22:53,172
You want us to go to a strip joint?
566
00:22:53,196 --> 00:22:56,275
I want you to go home.
567
00:22:56,299 --> 00:22:58,177
Your Secret Service
detail filled me in
568
00:22:58,201 --> 00:22:59,946
on how your night was shaping up.
569
00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:02,782
You are standing for photos
with the President
570
00:23:02,806 --> 00:23:05,117
of the United States
tomorrow, and you are not
571
00:23:05,141 --> 00:23:08,487
gonna be hung over
or sporting hatchet wounds!
572
00:23:08,511 --> 00:23:09,878
Go!
573
00:23:14,918 --> 00:23:16,228
Hello?
574
00:23:16,252 --> 00:23:19,098
You will not
believe the day I've had.
575
00:23:19,122 --> 00:23:20,399
Suffice to say
576
00:23:20,423 --> 00:23:23,769
that stopping a coup
wasn't the most difficult part.
577
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,772
Jason McCord decided
that the only thing missing
578
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:30,710
from a traditional bachelor
party was hatchet throwing.
579
00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:32,835
Russell, what are you doing?
580
00:23:35,605 --> 00:23:38,751
Just trying to pull this wedding off.
581
00:23:38,775 --> 00:23:41,176
I want you to hear me say this.
582
00:23:43,346 --> 00:23:46,715
I'm not the person you tell
about your day anymore.
583
00:23:48,451 --> 00:23:49,962
Understand?
584
00:23:49,986 --> 00:23:52,431
It's over.
585
00:23:52,455 --> 00:23:53,799
All of it.
586
00:24:01,742 --> 00:24:04,482
Oh, my goodness. Look at you.
587
00:24:04,483 --> 00:24:07,028
- Mom... don't.
- You're in your wedding dress.
588
00:24:07,052 --> 00:24:08,830
My baby.
589
00:24:08,854 --> 00:24:10,565
- Mom, I mean it.
- And this dress...
590
00:24:10,589 --> 00:24:12,234
- Do not say anything sentimental, okay?
- This is...
591
00:24:12,258 --> 00:24:13,869
- I'm not... no.
- We can do this later,
592
00:24:13,893 --> 00:24:15,704
but I am not gonna cry
before the wedding.
593
00:24:15,728 --> 00:24:17,205
No, no, it's too soon to cry.
594
00:24:17,229 --> 00:24:18,840
We're not gonna cry right now.
That's...
595
00:24:18,864 --> 00:24:20,709
- Mom!
- Look at you!
596
00:24:20,733 --> 00:24:22,043
The dress okay?
597
00:24:22,067 --> 00:24:23,779
I was working on it till midnight.
598
00:24:23,803 --> 00:24:24,946
Perfect.
599
00:24:24,970 --> 00:24:26,448
Sisters.
600
00:24:26,472 --> 00:24:28,183
- Mom!
- I know.
601
00:24:28,207 --> 00:24:29,518
I know. I know. I know.
602
00:24:33,312 --> 00:24:35,657
- Ay-oh!
- Oh. Come on!
603
00:24:35,681 --> 00:24:37,292
I can't believe it.
604
00:24:37,316 --> 00:24:39,928
- I can't believe you came all this way.
- Oh, come on.
605
00:24:39,952 --> 00:24:42,097
- Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this.
- Oh, Jay.
606
00:24:42,121 --> 00:24:44,766
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
607
00:24:44,790 --> 00:24:45,834
- Hey.
- Hey.
608
00:24:45,858 --> 00:24:47,302
But I-I have to say it.
609
00:24:47,326 --> 00:24:48,570
I leave for five minutes,
610
00:24:48,594 --> 00:24:50,305
and you almost get
yourself impeached?
611
00:24:50,329 --> 00:24:52,107
Well, clearly, you were the glue.
612
00:24:52,131 --> 00:24:55,243
By the way, there was a
massive, uh, rally in Amsterdam
613
00:24:55,267 --> 00:24:56,845
during the impeachment
hearings. We were in it.
614
00:24:56,869 --> 00:24:59,347
- I thought I saw your faces on the news.
- You're gonna see a lot more
615
00:24:59,371 --> 00:25:01,082
of our faces soon, 'cause I'm
on a house-hunting mission.
616
00:25:01,106 --> 00:25:02,083
We're moving back!
617
00:25:02,107 --> 00:25:03,785
Oh, Jay, that's fantastic!
618
00:25:03,809 --> 00:25:06,254
Annelies is having a baby.
619
00:25:06,278 --> 00:25:08,356
What?!
620
00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:08,999
Oh, my goodness!
621
00:25:09,023 --> 00:25:10,892
We're having a baby.
Isn't that something?
622
00:25:10,916 --> 00:25:13,261
- Oh, my gosh. Here, here, here.
- Chloe's excited.
623
00:25:13,285 --> 00:25:15,397
Oh... gosh.
624
00:25:15,421 --> 00:25:17,399
So if you know anybody who's
looking for a policy wonk,
625
00:25:17,423 --> 00:25:19,034
will you put in a good word for me?
626
00:25:19,058 --> 00:25:21,403
Anybody'd be lucky to have you.
627
00:25:21,427 --> 00:25:22,737
Wow.
628
00:25:22,761 --> 00:25:24,739
Well, here is to...
629
00:25:24,763 --> 00:25:26,942
everything. Cheers.
630
00:25:26,966 --> 00:25:28,109
I'll drink to that.
631
00:25:28,133 --> 00:25:29,311
Cheers.
632
00:25:29,335 --> 00:25:31,179
Wow. They'll let anybody
in the White House.
633
00:25:31,203 --> 00:25:32,380
Hey!
634
00:25:32,404 --> 00:25:34,049
- How are you? Good to see you.
- Yeah.
635
00:25:34,073 --> 00:25:36,518
Oh, you're looking very West Coast.
636
00:25:36,542 --> 00:25:38,453
- Oh, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
- Yes.
637
00:25:38,477 --> 00:25:40,021
Matt, you remember my fiancé, Trevor?
638
00:25:40,045 --> 00:25:43,058
Trevor. Oh, wait. The-the...
the finance guy from college.
639
00:25:43,082 --> 00:25:45,193
Oh, wow. I'm sure that was
a flattering story.
640
00:25:45,217 --> 00:25:47,162
- Good to see you, man.
- Good to see you, too.
641
00:25:47,186 --> 00:25:49,364
So, how's Hollywood treating you?
642
00:25:49,388 --> 00:25:50,665
- Hi!
- Hi!
643
00:25:50,689 --> 00:25:52,767
Oh. Wow.
644
00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:55,537
Ah, they're treating me
like royalty. It's weird.
645
00:25:55,561 --> 00:25:57,138
- They love Washington.
- Hmm.
646
00:25:57,162 --> 00:25:59,007
I mean, I just got staffed
on this sci-fi show
647
00:25:59,031 --> 00:26:01,176
about the first robot president
called Computer in Chief.
648
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,444
It's pretty cool.
649
00:26:02,468 --> 00:26:04,546
- Mm.
- Oh, political shows are never accurate.
650
00:26:04,570 --> 00:26:07,048
- So how about you? Where did you land?
- Uh, home.
651
00:26:07,072 --> 00:26:08,550
Turns out, being exonerated
652
00:26:08,574 --> 00:26:11,720
from a crime doesn't get as much
press as being accused of one.
653
00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,989
It's gonna take a few months
for the stigma to wear off,
654
00:26:14,013 --> 00:26:16,024
but in the meantime, I'm
just enjoying being a mommy.
655
00:26:16,048 --> 00:26:17,947
Well, there's always
Dancing with the Stars.
656
00:26:17,948 --> 00:26:19,494
Not there yet.
657
00:26:19,518 --> 00:26:21,263
You should do Dancing with the Stars.
658
00:26:21,287 --> 00:26:24,332
What is this? A hair of the wolf?
659
00:26:24,356 --> 00:26:27,068
Um, okay, we say "dog."
660
00:26:27,092 --> 00:26:28,670
And also, no, it's just coffee.
661
00:26:28,694 --> 00:26:31,139
I'm still hurting a little.
Did you get a spray tan?
662
00:26:31,163 --> 00:26:34,409
This is what you do in America.
663
00:26:34,433 --> 00:26:35,644
- Jason?
- Okay, cool.
664
00:26:35,668 --> 00:26:37,579
Did I see something on
your Instagram about hatchets?
665
00:26:37,603 --> 00:26:38,847
Yeah, that's...
666
00:26:38,871 --> 00:26:40,081
It's a long story.
667
00:26:40,105 --> 00:26:41,839
Uh, Uncle Will, Cousin Vlad.
668
00:26:43,442 --> 00:26:45,520
Nice tan.
669
00:26:45,544 --> 00:26:46,955
Hey, Russell, this is my son Zach.
670
00:26:46,979 --> 00:26:48,690
- Hey, Russell has my old job.
- Dad, I know.
671
00:26:48,714 --> 00:26:49,858
It's nice to meet you, sir.
672
00:26:49,882 --> 00:26:52,027
Likewise.
673
00:26:52,051 --> 00:26:54,362
Uh, this is General Julio Diaz
674
00:26:54,386 --> 00:26:56,865
- from Venezuela.
- Encantado, general.
675
00:27:01,694 --> 00:27:02,871
Gracias, joven.
676
00:27:02,895 --> 00:27:05,607
This is Zach?
677
00:27:05,631 --> 00:27:08,410
The kid you always
described as a fat loser?
678
00:27:08,434 --> 00:27:10,111
Yeah, I don't know what
happened. He got tall.
679
00:27:10,135 --> 00:27:11,947
He also got into Yale.
Mostly because of lacrosse,
680
00:27:11,971 --> 00:27:13,677
but he seems to be learning stuff.
681
00:27:13,678 --> 00:27:15,216
So, when do we start whipping votes?
682
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,785
Uh, after the ceremony.
683
00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:18,820
We'll let the booze and the, uh...
684
00:27:18,844 --> 00:27:21,879
- the "I do's" soften them up first.
- Genius.
685
00:27:31,423 --> 00:27:33,835
I can't tell you how
much it means to us
686
00:27:33,859 --> 00:27:35,170
that you're doing this.
687
00:27:35,194 --> 00:27:37,505
Are you kidding? It's an honor.
688
00:27:37,529 --> 00:27:40,308
I got my ordination back in the
'60s when it was all the rage,
689
00:27:40,332 --> 00:27:42,243
but for some reason,
no one's asked me to officiate
690
00:27:42,267 --> 00:27:43,411
- in a long time.
- I don't know.
691
00:27:43,435 --> 00:27:44,879
Maybe they thought you were busy.
692
00:27:44,903 --> 00:27:48,350
Uh, forgive me for talking shop,
but I wanted you to know
693
00:27:48,374 --> 00:27:51,886
how much I'm with you
on the ERA initiative.
694
00:27:51,910 --> 00:27:54,055
I know how embattled you might feel.
695
00:27:54,079 --> 00:27:55,423
Thank you.
696
00:27:55,447 --> 00:27:59,494
Just don't let anyone tell you
you're tilting at windmills.
697
00:27:59,518 --> 00:28:00,996
I appreciate that.
698
00:28:01,020 --> 00:28:04,065
Well, what do you say?
699
00:28:04,089 --> 00:28:07,024
Should we get these kids married?
700
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,804
Ladies and gentlemen, uh,
701
00:28:42,828 --> 00:28:45,440
we are gathered here today to witness
702
00:28:45,464 --> 00:28:48,743
the love and commitment
of these two bright, shining,
703
00:28:48,767 --> 00:28:50,145
young people,
704
00:28:50,169 --> 00:28:52,847
who represent everything we love
about this country
705
00:28:52,871 --> 00:28:54,849
and everything we hope
for its future.
706
00:28:54,873 --> 00:28:56,217
No pressure.
707
00:28:58,243 --> 00:29:02,123
Stevie and Dmitri are part of
a generation who will remake
708
00:29:02,147 --> 00:29:04,993
marriage as a more equal partnership.
709
00:29:05,017 --> 00:29:06,961
But, goodness knows,
710
00:29:06,985 --> 00:29:08,730
the world has heard me talk enough,
711
00:29:08,754 --> 00:29:11,322
so I invite you to say your vows.
712
00:29:14,326 --> 00:29:16,304
Dmitri...
713
00:29:16,328 --> 00:29:19,307
I'm so grateful
that we found each other again.
714
00:29:19,331 --> 00:29:24,779
I've always been a little bit
afraid of good things, so...
715
00:29:24,803 --> 00:29:27,816
Like, Christmas made me nervous.
716
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:32,687
And, uh, get anxiety
about vacations, because...
717
00:29:32,711 --> 00:29:36,658
great things will inevitably
come to an end.
718
00:29:36,682 --> 00:29:39,861
When you left for Alaska,
719
00:29:39,885 --> 00:29:43,098
and I thought I was never
gonna see you again,
720
00:29:43,122 --> 00:29:47,202
and I was suddenly just drowning
721
00:29:47,226 --> 00:29:49,838
in this feeling that I-I'd been
722
00:29:49,862 --> 00:29:52,463
trying so hard to avoid
for my whole life.
723
00:29:54,399 --> 00:29:55,877
So I struggled
724
00:29:55,901 --> 00:29:58,279
coming back to you.
725
00:29:58,303 --> 00:30:00,782
You know, the fear
726
00:30:00,806 --> 00:30:04,018
of losing you twice.
727
00:30:04,042 --> 00:30:06,321
But a good friend
gave me some advice.
728
00:30:06,345 --> 00:30:08,590
He told me that Jane Austen
was wrong about love,
729
00:30:08,614 --> 00:30:10,225
and that I had to let you go.
730
00:30:10,249 --> 00:30:12,360
But, uh, in defiance
731
00:30:12,384 --> 00:30:15,296
of his advice... sorry, Blake...
732
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,499
I'd like to finish
733
00:30:17,523 --> 00:30:21,035
with Jane's own words.
734
00:30:21,059 --> 00:30:26,241
"I must learn to be content
735
00:30:26,265 --> 00:30:29,144
with being happier than I deserve."
736
00:30:29,168 --> 00:30:32,970
So, thank you for making me
happier than I deserve.
737
00:30:45,217 --> 00:30:46,895
Well, mine's
738
00:30:46,919 --> 00:30:49,020
going to be a lot shorter.
739
00:30:52,191 --> 00:30:54,736
When I look at you, I see a life
740
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,971
I never dared to dream of for myself.
741
00:30:56,995 --> 00:30:58,506
You and your family
742
00:30:58,530 --> 00:31:02,343
have done more for me
than I could put into words.
743
00:31:02,367 --> 00:31:06,080
Thank you for bringing me life.
744
00:31:06,104 --> 00:31:08,839
I will never leave you again.
745
00:31:10,742 --> 00:31:12,843
I am home.
746
00:31:26,858 --> 00:31:28,369
Well, that settles it.
747
00:31:28,393 --> 00:31:29,971
But, uh...
748
00:31:29,995 --> 00:31:31,973
I still have to ask.
Stevie, do you...
749
00:31:31,997 --> 00:31:33,508
I do.
750
00:31:33,532 --> 00:31:34,842
Me, too.
751
00:31:34,866 --> 00:31:37,011
Then by the power vested in me
752
00:31:37,035 --> 00:31:39,280
by an ad in the back
of Rolling Stone magazine...
753
00:31:41,006 --> 00:31:42,784
...I pronounce you married.
754
00:31:42,808 --> 00:31:44,909
You may kiss each other equally.
755
00:31:56,646 --> 00:31:59,392
? Someday ?
756
00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:03,095
? When I'm awfully low ?
757
00:32:03,119 --> 00:32:05,898
? When the world is cold... ?
758
00:32:05,922 --> 00:32:08,501
Okay, I'm gonna carve out
the next ten minutes
759
00:32:08,525 --> 00:32:10,069
to lobby the senators.
760
00:32:10,093 --> 00:32:11,501
Uh, I think the three
of us should split up.
761
00:32:11,525 --> 00:32:13,083
Oh. Hey, go dance.
We got it. We got this.
762
00:32:13,107 --> 00:32:14,206
No, Mom, I want to, okay?
763
00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:15,741
So, I'm gonna take Senator Cupp,
764
00:32:15,765 --> 00:32:18,043
uh, 'cause his wife is active
in the human rights community,
765
00:32:18,067 --> 00:32:19,678
- and she already likes me.
- Ride the guilt.
766
00:32:19,702 --> 00:32:20,913
- That'll play.
- Yep.
767
00:32:20,937 --> 00:32:22,348
You take Senator Randall.
768
00:32:22,372 --> 00:32:24,224
I happen to know he's
a huge fan of yours.
769
00:32:24,248 --> 00:32:25,166
Okay.
770
00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:28,220
Senator Ripley is an egomaniac
who only responds to power.
771
00:32:28,244 --> 00:32:30,022
Sounds like the job for a president.
772
00:32:30,046 --> 00:32:31,891
How about two?
773
00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:33,659
Once more unto the breach.
774
00:32:33,683 --> 00:32:35,060
Everybody in on three.
775
00:32:35,084 --> 00:32:36,796
That's... Yeah,
that was probably too much.
776
00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:38,697
There goes one impressive gene pool.
777
00:32:38,721 --> 00:32:41,167
- It is that.
- Hey.
778
00:32:41,191 --> 00:32:43,292
Go get in good with the middle one.
779
00:32:44,861 --> 00:32:46,628
Get us in this family.
780
00:32:49,399 --> 00:32:53,068
? I may not always love you ?
781
00:32:54,404 --> 00:32:58,674
? But long as there are stars above you ?
782
00:32:59,909 --> 00:33:04,590
? You never need to doubt it ?
783
00:33:04,614 --> 00:33:09,551
? I'll make you so sure about it ?
784
00:33:11,054 --> 00:33:13,399
? God only knows... ?
785
00:33:13,423 --> 00:33:15,534
I've been thinking.
786
00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:17,603
I have a pitch for your next chapter.
787
00:33:17,627 --> 00:33:20,506
Um, just curious.
How long were you in Hollywood
788
00:33:20,530 --> 00:33:22,975
before you started using
the word "pitch"?
789
00:33:22,999 --> 00:33:24,877
You got to play the game you're in.
790
00:33:24,901 --> 00:33:27,046
And, look, it brings me to the point.
791
00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:29,473
Los Angeles is the place you go
792
00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:31,118
to reinvent yourself.
793
00:33:31,142 --> 00:33:32,653
Like I said,
794
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,655
they got this thing about D.C.
795
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:36,457
I think you could be a big hit.
796
00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:38,092
Uh, doing what?
797
00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:39,827
We can start a podcast.
798
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:43,264
About two Washington insiders
who got out.
799
00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:45,867
I'm gonna call it
Washington Insiders-Out.
800
00:33:45,891 --> 00:33:47,034
Yeah, no, you're not.
801
00:33:47,058 --> 00:33:49,036
Okay, then you pick the name.
802
00:33:50,929 --> 00:33:53,708
Daisy, the sun shines
every day there.
803
00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:57,278
The houses have yards for dogs
804
00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:59,269
and kids.
805
00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:03,551
And I miss you.
806
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:06,210
? What I'd be without you. ?
807
00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:08,823
Attention, everyone!
808
00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:11,993
Everyone, may I have your attention?
809
00:34:12,017 --> 00:34:14,395
I would like to make a toast
810
00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:16,063
to the newlyweds.
811
00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:20,591
So...
812
00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:23,838
Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar.
813
00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:26,507
Bartender pours him
814
00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:29,210
a big goblet of mead
and says, "How you doing?"
815
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,845
Aquinas says, "Oh, not so great.
816
00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:32,914
"I've been working on
this treatise for seminarians.
817
00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:36,384
"Uh, basically explains all
the major points of Catholicism.
818
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:39,253
"It could be the most important
819
00:34:39,277 --> 00:34:41,222
"theological document of our time.
820
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,591
"I even thought of the perfect title.
821
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:46,560
"Summa Theologica.
822
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:50,731
"So, I-I finish it,
and I misplaced it.
823
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:54,135
"I can't find it anywhere,
and I can't understand
824
00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:57,538
"why God would inspire me to do this
825
00:34:57,562 --> 00:34:59,874
"and then allow it to be taken away.
826
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:02,476
What is God trying to tell me?"
827
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,912
Bartender says, "Eh.
828
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,081
You win summa, you lose summa."
829
00:35:10,008 --> 00:35:11,886
I never, I never get his jokes.
830
00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:13,187
No. I...
831
00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:16,057
Stevie, Dmitri, this is what I know
832
00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:18,893
about marriage and life.
You win summa, you lose summa.
833
00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:21,395
But the true test of character is
834
00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:23,564
how you celebrate the victories
835
00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:26,033
and endure the losses.
836
00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,268
And believe me when I tell you,
837
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,936
both are better
when shared with someone
838
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,338
that you love.
839
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:33,040
You know, one of the
things that I admire
840
00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:34,475
- about Aquinas...
- Oh, Henry.
841
00:35:34,499 --> 00:35:38,379
Uh, come on... was that he was
inspired to teach beginners.
842
00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:41,805
Now, you guys are hardly
beginners at life.
843
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:47,588
But you're beginners at marriage.
844
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:53,561
This is your first day...
845
00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:55,563
as a wife and husband.
846
00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:59,266
Begin this journey with caring
847
00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:02,903
and-and patience and
love and laughter
848
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,006
and passionate curiosity.
849
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:07,641
Be each other's teachers.
850
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:12,179
And know that you are surrounded
by people in this room
851
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:13,948
who love you, who will teach you.
852
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,254
And invite us over a lot, would you?
853
00:36:20,278 --> 00:36:21,689
And especially your mom.
854
00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:24,025
You know,
855
00:36:24,049 --> 00:36:25,760
in my family, I was, uh,
856
00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:29,630
sometimes known
as the Stevie whisperer.
857
00:36:29,654 --> 00:36:31,889
So, without further ado...
858
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:43,677
May God bless you
859
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:46,614
with a long and happy union.
860
00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:49,050
Cheers!
861
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:05,199
Ladies and gentlemen,
862
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,536
the first dance
for the first newlyweds,
863
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,871
Stevie and Dmitri.
864
00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:21,672
? I wonder how you're feeling ?
865
00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:25,876
? There's ringing in my ears ?
866
00:37:27,278 --> 00:37:30,558
? And no one to relate to ?
867
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:34,017
? 'Cept the sea ?
868
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,655
? Who can I believe in? ?
869
00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:42,059
? I'm kneeling on the floor ?
870
00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:46,273
? There has to be a force ?
871
00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:48,776
? Who do I phone... ?
872
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,311
Hey.
873
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:51,635
Russell.
874
00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:54,915
Can I talk to you for a minute?
875
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,784
? And all I really want... ?
876
00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:58,853
Look, I know, uh...
877
00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:03,090
I know you don't want to
hear about my days anymore.
878
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,826
I just...
879
00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:08,662
I just wanted you to know
why I've been killing myself
880
00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:10,197
to make sure this wedding goes off
881
00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:12,166
without any political interference.
882
00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:14,335
It's 'cause...
883
00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:17,404
I realize how much politics
884
00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:20,641
got in the way of my life with you.
885
00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:21,976
I mean, hell,
886
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,212
I missed the best man's
speech at our own wedding
887
00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:27,181
'cause the poll
numbers were coming in
888
00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:30,050
from the Des Moines
city council election.
889
00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:31,318
I know.
890
00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:33,521
Yeah.
891
00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:36,213
? Well, I can see no reason... ?
892
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,583
You're right. I...
893
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,964
I never...
894
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,467
chose you first.
895
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,837
And now that I've lost you,
896
00:38:49,861 --> 00:38:52,907
I realize that none
of it mattered then,
897
00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:56,744
and none of it matters now
898
00:38:56,768 --> 00:39:00,548
if I can't share it with you.
899
00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:02,917
? A fool to play this part ?
900
00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:07,188
So, starting today...
901
00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:09,490
? Someone thought of healing... ?
902
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,725
If you will let me,
903
00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:17,264
I am choosing you... first.
904
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:19,600
Now and for the rest of my days.
905
00:39:19,624 --> 00:39:22,136
? Show me the way ?
906
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,537
? I want you... ?
907
00:39:23,561 --> 00:39:25,262
Here's proof.
908
00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:29,132
It's my resignation
letter to the president.
909
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:34,682
I'll believe it when I see it.
910
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:37,741
? Day after day... ?
911
00:39:39,644 --> 00:39:43,290
Madam President,
I'm sorry about the timing,
912
00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,549
but I have to tender my resignation.
913
00:39:47,285 --> 00:39:48,929
Oh.
914
00:39:51,489 --> 00:39:54,134
It's been an honor to serve you.
915
00:39:54,158 --> 00:39:56,170
Thank you.
916
00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:58,172
I...
917
00:39:58,196 --> 00:40:01,809
reluctantly accept this napkin.
918
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:07,037
Carol, thank you for your sacrifice.
919
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,640
He's all yours.
920
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,211
? Right here today ?
921
00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:19,360
? I watch you when you're sleeping ?
922
00:40:19,384 --> 00:40:23,364
? That's when I want
to take your love ?
923
00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:27,334
? Oh, won't you ?
924
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,126
? Show me the way ?
925
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:33,240
? I want you ?
926
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,242
May I have this dance?
927
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:38,712
? Show me the way... ?
928
00:40:43,408 --> 00:40:46,176
? Day after day ?
929
00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:49,946
? I want you ?
930
00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:53,093
? Day after day ?
931
00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,220
? Ooh ?
932
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:03,226
? Oh. ?
933
00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:07,144
_
934
00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:09,009
- Ma'am. Oh, hey, Henry.
- Hey.
935
00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:11,445
- Well, I have some cautiously good news.
- I'll take it.
936
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,280
The ERA is officially
gonna pass both houses.
937
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:14,481
We have the votes.
938
00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:17,151
Well, I would say
that's officially good news.
939
00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,352
But now we're
up against ratification,
940
00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:19,953
and the polling on that
isn't as promising.
941
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,256
Which means
942
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,658
that we're gonna have to
have a strong ground game.
943
00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:26,226
And I've been doing
a little thinking.
944
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:29,630
You just feel free to tell
me if you think it's crazy.
945
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:31,822
Whistle-stop tour.
946
00:41:32,757 --> 00:41:34,435
You mean, like... like, on a train.
947
00:41:34,459 --> 00:41:36,303
- Full Teddy Roosevelt.
- And Truman and Dwight.
948
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,905
Taft?
949
00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:39,840
- Well, Taft.
- No, not Taft.
950
00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:45,112
What do you think?
951
00:41:47,472 --> 00:41:49,983
I think it has a lot of character,
952
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,652
just like the president.
953
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:55,022
Oh, you're very good at this job.
954
00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:56,947
Thank you. I'm on it.
955
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,495
Ready for a road trip?
956
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,230
Sure.
957
00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:05,414
Have to do something while
we're waiting for grandkids.
958
00:42:28,593 --> 00:42:33,693
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