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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:06,174 (glass breaking) 2 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:18,486 (sound of train passing by) 3 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,819 - [Voiceover] That wraps up the first edition 4 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:53,754 of the Pittsburgh Pulse. 5 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:56,090 Our thanks to Democratic Congressman Mark Allen 6 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:59,059 and Alyssa Denolfo of the Penn Conservative League 7 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,461 for joining us today. 8 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,029 - [Voiceover] We hope you'll join us every Saturday 9 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:05,399 as we look at the day's top issues from all sides. 10 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:08,236 Even McCormack's whacked out lefty perspective. 11 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:09,170 [McCormack] That's right. 12 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:10,771 And Mike will continue his quest 13 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,241 to make Bill O'Reilly look progressive. 14 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:16,144 We've got shows coming up on Wall Street Reform, 15 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:19,380 calls for national energy policy, and the drive for 16 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,082 marriage equality in the Keystone State. 17 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,717 Mike loves that one. 18 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,819 [Mike] Say I don't Pennsylvania. 19 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,655 And of course you can follow our columns 20 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:30,324 Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Times Herald. 21 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:32,326 Until next time I'm Mike Steinman. 22 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,027 [McCormack] And I'm Colin McCormack 23 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:35,629 on The Pulse. 24 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:38,932 Who's your daddy? 25 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,368 (laughter) 26 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:43,704 - Okay okay, so this year turned out pretty good. 27 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,005 Mike, Colin, nice work. 28 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:45,906 - Yes 29 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,341 (cheering) 30 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:50,010 - Okay, it's enough. 31 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,212 Enough. 32 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,880 I don't need their egos any bigger. 33 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:56,016 Now, maybe ya heard this. 34 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:59,153 Print is dead. 35 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,788 How 'bout them apples? 36 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,256 Christ. 37 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:06,960 So, corporate is hot for the potential synergy here. 38 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:09,597 I swear to God if I never say that word again. 39 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,533 Anyways, since you've seen the commercials 40 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,567 tomorrow at noon. 41 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,169 So keep spreading the word. 42 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,405 (indistinguishable) my office. 43 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:21,275 The rest of you clowns, enjoy the weekend. 44 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,885 - Amber, did you get those Medicare stats? 45 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,420 (Amber talking into phone) 46 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:12,726 - Okay, Amber is a stripper name. 47 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,528 And you can't hire someone with a stripper name 48 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:15,929 to produce a news show. 49 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:18,131 - Yeah, tell that to Steinman. 50 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,868 Listen, did I see interns? 51 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:21,635 - Yeah. 52 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:22,403 Started yesterday. 53 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:23,704 - Can I borrow one? 54 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,138 I've got a little research project 55 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,741 and I swear Amber just goes to Wikipedia. 56 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,076 (both chuckling) 57 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:30,177 - Monday okay? 58 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,178 - Perfect. 59 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:31,979 Heading out. 60 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,213 Gotta get to the gym. 61 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,448 - Or you can just give in to middle age spread 62 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:35,516 like the rest of us. 63 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,850 - Maybe I will. 64 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,319 When I'm middle aged. 65 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:39,152 (slap on butt) 66 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:39,787 - Oh! 67 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:43,624 (rock music) 68 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:16,156 * And I fucked up 69 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,392 * yet again 70 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,961 * A long 71 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,564 * a long way 72 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,500 (imitating drum solo) 73 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:30,203 (indistinct singing) 74 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:33,307 * It don't matter 75 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,876 - [TV announcer] Six unanswered points. 76 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,277 - Shit! 77 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:38,211 - [TV announcer] Panthers can't afford this kind 78 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:39,713 of deficit in the early going. 79 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:41,549 Stamina's a big question-- 80 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:42,983 (phone ringing) 81 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,054 - Well, there you are. 82 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:50,858 Why is it celebrities are never on time? 83 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:54,194 Seriously, you and Madonna always keep me waiting. 84 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,796 - [Colin] It's in the handbook. 85 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,030 - How was the screening? 86 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,933 - [Colin] It turned out great. 87 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:03,236 Kind of weird to see myself on TV though. 88 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:04,438 - [Other man] Oh right. 89 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,739 You know you can't wait to be besieged 90 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,240 by adoring fans. 91 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:09,443 - Got my first one today. 92 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:12,145 Caught one of the interns checking me out. 93 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,647 Kind of cute too. 94 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:14,782 - [Other man] Colin. 95 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:15,949 - [Colin] Oh relax. 96 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,818 I like em young but there are limits. 97 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,052 - [Other man] Do we need to have a little talk 98 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,153 about sexual harassment? 99 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,989 You know, it's generally frowned upon. 100 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,023 - [Colin] Shut it. 101 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:23,924 The game's started. 102 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,158 They're getting hammered. 103 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,460 (door closing) 104 00:05:27,094 --> 00:10:55,668 Yo. 105 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:29,329 Oh, come on! 106 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:30,598 Where's the defense?! 107 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:31,665 - [Other man] What? 108 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:32,733 Is it getting worse? 109 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,435 (TV announcer talking) 110 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,437 - Down 12 already, Jesus. 111 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:37,571 - Hey. 112 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,640 Welcome back. 113 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,841 - [Other man] Please. 114 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:43,877 I don't know that one journal article 115 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,713 counts as a career renaissance. 116 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,482 - Always on the bright side with you. 117 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,484 - Yeah, that's part of the charm. 118 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:51,419 - Oh! 119 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:52,886 Come on. 120 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,287 - Harper is throwing bricks. 121 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:55,623 They need to sit him now. 122 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:56,424 Buh bye. 123 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,791 - Easy Prince Charming. 124 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,893 Get your food before it ices over. 125 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:04,798 - Ah see. 126 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:05,833 I should coach. 127 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,235 - You're a genius. 128 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:10,804 Hey... 129 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:12,873 We should go out tonight. 130 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,442 After the game. 131 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,076 We should celebrate. 132 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:16,910 - Nah. 133 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,111 - Stewart. 134 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,347 When was the last time you got some? 135 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:21,949 - Let's see. 136 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,151 Truman was president so-- 137 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:24,918 (Colin laughing) 138 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:25,886 No, wait. 139 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,788 Eisenhower, so see I'm good. You have fun. 140 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,022 - Oh... 141 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,223 I will. 142 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:35,262 (loud club music) 143 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:51,779 - Mom. 144 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:53,647 Mom I can't-- 145 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,116 You're slurring. 146 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,117 I can't understand you. 147 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,151 He said what? 148 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,120 What did he-- 149 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,257 I'm sure he didn't mean that. 150 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,560 I said I'm su-- 151 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,398 Why don't you just call me tomor-- 152 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:13,567 No. 153 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:14,835 No. 154 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:15,669 I don't want to talk to him. 155 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:16,804 Mom, no-- 156 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:18,839 Fuck! 157 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:23,877 Hi dad. 158 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,147 Yes sir, I can tell. 159 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,449 Just tell her I'll-- 160 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:32,385 Dad. 161 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,823 Are you there? 162 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:37,491 (raunchy rock music) 163 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,593 * Down in the hole 164 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,296 * Worn and faded 165 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,398 * Torn and jaded 166 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,635 * Thrown away 167 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:53,040 * Overrated, understated 168 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:08,488 - Yo. 169 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:10,758 Are we two or three? 170 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:12,926 - Kicked him out. 171 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,528 - [Stewart] Oh good, I'm starving. 172 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,396 I let you have an extra hour. 173 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:17,931 (cell phone ringing) 174 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,432 - Hey, dad. 175 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:20,267 What's up? 176 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,134 - Hey Tom. 177 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:22,870 You see-- 178 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,675 Oh, fuck! 179 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,177 (Collin mumbling in agreement) 180 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:31,178 (alarm beeping) 181 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,780 - Collin, your show. 182 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,281 Is it on DVR? 183 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:44,892 - Alex died. 184 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,060 - Your uncle Liam's Alex? 185 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:48,862 - Massive stroke last night. 186 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,031 - Oh my God. 187 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,866 - Liam's devastated. 188 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,002 So... 189 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,305 We're gonna go out to L.A. just to... 190 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,540 Be with them. 191 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:01,575 Help with all the arrangements. 192 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:04,712 - You want me to go with? 193 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,180 - Yeah. 194 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,751 Dad would really appreciate that. 195 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,252 Liam too. 196 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:34,241 - [Voiceover] I feel like I was blessed to have him. 197 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,176 And ah... 198 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,279 Now I feel blessed again because 199 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,048 you're all here with me. 200 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,482 To celebrate his life. 201 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,253 My big brother Tom. 202 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,756 Thank you Tommy. 203 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,925 For giving me away when Alex 204 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,227 finally could make an honest man of me. 205 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,395 (chuckling) 206 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,134 And our precious... 207 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,804 Precious friends. 208 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,709 You know, Alex's family... 209 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,145 They never accepted who he was. 210 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:17,785 And that hurt him more than you can imagine. 211 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,087 But you... 212 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:21,922 All of you, 213 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,760 you were his family. 214 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,977 - [Stewart] It's very nice to meet you. 215 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,113 - I want you to think about it. 216 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:46,780 - I will. 217 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,148 I promise. 218 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,385 Search Committee at UCLA. 219 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:53,954 I know, crazy right? 220 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,655 - You boys, don't miss your plane. 221 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,324 - Love you dad. 222 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,759 - Love you son. 223 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,061 Stu, thanks for coming out. 224 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:01,962 - Of course. 225 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,130 - Appreciate it. 226 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:03,864 - You look very handsome Stewart. 227 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,032 - Thanks Mrs. M. 228 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,299 - They're gonna miss their plane. 229 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,400 - Go go go go. 230 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,902 (indistinct chatter) 231 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,173 - After 50 years. 232 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,476 Have we missed out? 233 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,079 - That's a dangerous question. 234 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,480 What color's the car? 235 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,648 (car beeping) - I mean growing up I wanted 236 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,116 to be just like my dad, you know? 237 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,753 Devoted wife, couple of kids. 238 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,355 But when I realized I was gay I guess I thought 239 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,991 a family just wasn't in the cards. 240 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,525 - Please, you're not the marrying kind. 241 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,027 You're more of a... 242 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:34,962 Slut. 243 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:36,629 - Shut it. 244 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:37,630 (chuckling) 245 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,466 I mean, yeah but... 246 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:41,601 - And don't forget all the spunk 247 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,970 you sold for beer money at Yale. 248 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:43,871 (squirting sound) 249 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:44,805 Check it off. 250 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:45,773 - Stewart. 251 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,540 Jesus, you're not... 252 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,076 - What? 253 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,112 - You make it impossible sometimes. 254 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,547 - Are we talking actual feelings here? 255 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:55,482 Do we do that? 256 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,817 - Not if you can help it? 257 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,319 - Okay, I'm listening. 258 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,128 - Mmm, who's your daddy? 259 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,367 Just give me the keys. 260 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,372 (car beeping) 261 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,712 - [Voiceover] I'll tell you why Pat. 262 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,580 The bible very clearly tells us 263 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,117 that marriage is between a man and a woman 264 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,985 and it is a sacred covenant. 265 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,221 The bible also very clearly tells us 266 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,890 that homosexuality is an abomination. 267 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,058 And that is the word. 268 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,526 Abomination. - Knock knock. 269 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,694 - [Voiceover] To claim that homosexuals should be allowed-- 270 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:42,629 - What the fuck? 271 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,131 - The Reverend Irvin Lockwood. 272 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,732 Amber booked him for the show 273 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,100 on marriage equality. 274 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,068 - Of course she did. 275 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,370 I come bearing intern. 276 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,643 Why are you lurking like that? 277 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,978 Come on in here. 278 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:01,781 Come on. 279 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,083 He's not gonna bite. 280 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,119 Colin McCormack, Thaddeus Bloom. 281 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,254 - It's Tee. 282 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,321 Goes by Tee. 283 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,689 - [Colin] Nice to meet you, Tee. 284 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,291 Shar showed me your samples. 285 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,793 Some of the strongest student writing I've ever read. 286 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,461 - Really? 287 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,395 You liked it? 288 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,097 That's, wow. 289 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,933 - Okay, this one won't stop talking about you. 290 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,101 Colin this, Colin that. 291 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,802 You'd think you were Justin Beaver. 292 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,672 - Uh, it's Bieber, Shar. 293 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,240 Not Beaver. 294 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,608 - Whatevs. 295 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,609 Figured you know. 296 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,677 (chuckling) 297 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:31,444 - All right. 298 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,479 My shit comes first. 299 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,146 Capisce? 300 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:33,981 - Yes ma'am. 301 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,415 - (chuckles) Ma'am. 302 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,950 Can you fucking believe this? 303 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:37,918 (chuckles) 304 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,455 - Okay. 305 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,758 So, are you familiar with Reverend Irvin Lockwood? 306 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,960 - Yes, sir. 307 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:47,760 Pops made me watch him every Sunday. 308 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,262 - Oh, you're not a... 309 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,563 - No sir. 310 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,200 The Reverend is not too fond of us homosexuals. 311 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,302 I kind of hate him. 312 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,305 - Well, we need to stay objective here. 313 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,506 But, 314 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,008 there are rumors. 315 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:01,942 I'm sure you've heard. 316 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:02,910 - The mistress? 317 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,111 - The mistress. 318 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,478 - That's the devil's tongue talking. 319 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,679 - So he says. 320 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,616 No one's been able to connect the dots. 321 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,485 But I thought if we gathered all various sources 322 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,121 that do exist. 323 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,023 - We can see all the dots he wants? 324 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,390 - Right. 325 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,426 This guys calls himself a defender of marriage. 326 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,394 If he's screwing around... 327 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,595 I wanna nail him on it. 328 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,297 We have a month. 329 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:25,498 See what you can find. 330 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:26,399 - Yes sir. 331 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,268 - Tee, um... 332 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,670 This whole sir thing, 333 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,804 it's killing me. 334 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,573 Just Colin please. 335 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,407 - Yes sir-- 336 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,109 Colin. 337 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,427 - [Stewart] Holy crap, traffic was-- 338 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,996 Oh, uh... 339 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,130 - You're looking for Colin? 340 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,731 He's in Ms. Miyake's office. 341 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,001 - Thanks. 342 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,340 - I still think you're too ugly for TV. 343 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,209 - And the makeup helps. 344 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,578 You're still wearing it, you know. 345 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,080 - It kind of makes me feel pretty. 346 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,116 - Great show guys. 347 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:16,783 - [Mike] Hey. 348 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:17,784 - Good night. 349 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,286 - Uh, Medicare? 350 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,220 - Oh sorry. 351 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,454 I didn't get to it. 352 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,425 - [Colin] Admit it Mike, you hired her 353 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,693 for her tits. 354 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,997 - McCormack please, there's a lady present. 355 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:30,763 - Fuck that. 356 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:31,764 Answer the question. 357 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,033 (chuckling) 358 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,334 (door knocking) 359 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,068 Hey Stu. 360 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,303 - Hey Shar. 361 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,604 Michael. 362 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:38,871 - Stu man. 363 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,174 - Game starts in 20 and I don't wanna have to 364 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,209 chase people from our seats. 365 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,110 Did you get my message? 366 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:43,743 - Oh. 367 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,944 Shit. 368 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:45,712 We were taping so I turned off my phone. 369 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,314 - All right ladies. 370 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,149 Better go wash this makeup off 371 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,052 so the wife doesn't think McCormack's giving me the gay. 372 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,787 (Mike taunting) 373 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,160 - Do you guys even read his columns? 374 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,528 (chuckling) 375 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,464 - So, who was that in your office? 376 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,598 - Tee, short for Thaddeus. 377 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,533 He's an intern. 378 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,800 What's this about, an interview? 379 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,236 - UCLA. 380 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,570 They're flying me out for some meetings. 381 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,471 I have one next week. 382 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,674 - So you applied. 383 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,677 - Well, it seemed like such a long shot. 384 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,379 You don't think I should? 385 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,147 - Huh? 386 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,181 Oh no, It's just... 387 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,684 I mean they're a big deal, right? 388 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,455 I thought you were over high pressure academia. 389 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,822 - I don't know. 390 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,358 Fifteen years? 391 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,925 Maybe I can handle the political bullshit 392 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:33,926 now that I'm older. 393 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,296 - Yeah but... 394 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,398 You're happy here, right? 395 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,939 Avoiding the question? 396 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,709 - Perpetually. 397 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:57,250 (melancholic music) 398 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,336 - [Colin] How do you fix that? 399 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,038 I've had three different IT guys in here. 400 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,274 - McCormack, I gotta bail on the game. 401 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,809 Little Mike's been puking all day 402 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,344 and the wife's in a mood. 403 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,278 - Is he all right? 404 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,079 - Yeah, he's fine. 405 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:26,746 He's a kid. 406 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:27,380 He eats bugs. 407 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,181 You know. 408 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,885 - Did you eat bugs? 409 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,154 - I don't think so. 410 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,255 - Me either. 411 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,589 (chuckling) 412 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,791 Hey. 413 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,628 Any interest in catching a basketball game? 414 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:52,105 I still can't believe you spent two years at UNC 415 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,707 and never went to a single game. 416 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,209 Here, let me-- 417 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,377 - What? 418 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,445 - It still has the stickers on it. 419 00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,646 - That's hip hop man. 420 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,047 - Leaving he stickers on? 421 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,349 That's ridiculous. 422 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,417 Well at least brake in the brim a little. 423 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,552 - Nuh uh, it's my hat. 424 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,019 - I paid for it. 425 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,221 (phone ringing) 426 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:09,289 Yo. 427 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,757 This isn't over. 428 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,896 So how's it going? 429 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,098 - [Stewart] Holy crap. 430 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,233 - That bad huh? 431 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,401 - No no no no. 432 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,202 That good. 433 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,270 They love me. 434 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,538 - Really? 435 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,407 - Well you don't have to sound so surprised. 436 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,142 - [Colin] I'm not. 437 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:29,942 - [Stewart] I know, I know. 438 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,178 It's just the first day. 439 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,345 But I had this great meeting with the dean. 440 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:35,448 He has read all my stuff which was surreal. 441 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,584 - That's great. 442 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,219 - [Stewart] Right? 443 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,453 And then, this afternoon I'm just touring the campus 444 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,422 and I get hit by this cute professor from 445 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,790 the history department-- 446 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,259 Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something. 447 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,396 - Did you just say the universe? 448 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,398 - Oh God. 449 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,965 One day and I'm already talking like them. 450 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,636 - Mention kale and I'm sending out a rescue party. 451 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,137 - [Stewart] Please send the hit squad. 452 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,408 Now listen, I'm meeting history department for a drink. 453 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,311 Um, I gotta go. 454 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,845 Tomorrow is meetings, meetings, meetings. 455 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,013 And then some big dinner thing. 456 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,114 But I'll call when I can. 457 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:09,949 - Oh, okay. 458 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:10,583 Talk to you then. 459 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,618 Glad it's-- 460 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,125 - Something wrong? 461 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:19,926 - Hmm? 462 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,761 Oh, no no, just... 463 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,164 (exhales heavily) 464 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,366 Stu. 465 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,169 Another round? 466 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,438 (laughing) 467 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,305 - Sure. 468 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,752 (train honking) 469 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,156 - [Tee] A half an hour north of Ashville. 470 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,458 Near the Tennessee line. 471 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,492 - Sounds rustic. 472 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,860 - Yeah. 473 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,395 - You know, I grew up right here, Carnegie Mellon 474 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,162 faculty brat. 475 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:56,963 - Yeah, I know. 476 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,565 I think some of the-- 477 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,066 - Look at that ball control! 478 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,401 Come on. 479 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,271 How can you not love basketball? 480 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,706 - Why, because I'm black? 481 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,510 - Shut it, jackass. 482 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,712 Because you're from North Carolina. 483 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,549 Dean Smith, Coach K, Michael fuckin' Jordan? 484 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,585 - Pops wasn't too big on extracurriculars. 485 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,453 Took too much time out of bible study. 486 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,656 - Wait, seriously? 487 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,425 - Yes sir. 488 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,327 - Stop that. 489 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,531 Wow, so your dad's... 490 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,466 pretty religious. 491 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,703 - Um, I was raised by my grandparents. 492 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,205 But, yeah, Pentecostal. 493 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,307 - [Colin] Yeesh. 494 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,541 - No snakes or nothing. 495 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,609 People always ask about that but... 496 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,911 it's still pretty hardcore. 497 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,548 - Are your parents... 498 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,083 - Yeah, in a car wreck. 499 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,051 I was three. 500 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,252 I don't remember anything. 501 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,621 - [Colin] I'm sorry. 502 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:59,359 So, does your grandfather 503 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,760 know you're gay? 504 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,695 - Oh, yeah. 505 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,797 He caught me and my best friend, 506 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,198 you know. 507 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,468 - Oh shit. 508 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,802 (laughing) 509 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,771 - He used to pray over me. 510 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,340 Like a lot. 511 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,908 Out saying, "Leave this boy." 512 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,478 It's pretty intense. 513 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,348 I told him I was healed once but... 514 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,782 Then he caught us again. 515 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,385 (laughing) 516 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,653 - Sorry to laugh. 517 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:27,954 I'm sorry. 518 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,629 - [Tee] Program's great but, I just transferred. 519 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,898 I'm gay, I'm black. 520 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,367 I talk different. 521 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,635 - That's gotta be tough. 522 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,904 - No, everyone's super nice, just... 523 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,373 I don't know, sometimes I feel like 524 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,307 I'm a pet alien or something. 525 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:51,511 - Phone home. 526 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,380 - What? 527 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,683 Pet alien like E.T.. 528 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,751 - Oh, like the movie. 529 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,153 I've never really seen it. 530 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:01,888 We didn't. 531 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,155 - Come on. 532 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:04,991 With Elliott and E.T. and what's her name-- 533 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,192 Drew Barrymore? 534 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:07,860 The bicycle chase and they start flying? 535 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:08,628 No? 536 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,096 - It sounds cool. 537 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,864 It's from the 80s right? 538 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:13,766 - Oh shit. 539 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,234 Never mind. 540 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,469 Ouch. 541 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,006 So you feel like an alien. 542 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,874 But do you think your classmates really 543 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,543 view you that way? 544 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:24,310 Or is that-- 545 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,412 Oh. 546 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,713 I'm sorry. 547 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:27,614 - What? 548 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,281 - I don't mean to grill you. 549 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:30,450 Hazard of the job. 550 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,118 Every conversation is an interview. 551 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,285 You'll see. 552 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,322 - What's your favorite color? 553 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,657 - My... 554 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,660 - I'm practicing my interview skills. 555 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,961 Favorite color? 556 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,996 - [Colin] That's your opening question? 557 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:44,997 Favorite color? 558 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:45,798 (both chuckling) 559 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,567 Wow, I smell a Pulitzer. 560 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,968 - Favorite color? 561 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,169 - Blue. 562 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,572 - Cats or dogs? 563 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,606 - Neither. 564 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,808 Not that I don't like them. 565 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,076 I just can't be around them. 566 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,010 Allergic. 567 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:58,978 - Me too. 568 00:22:59,011 --> 00:22:59,912 Like my eyes start swelling up 569 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,481 and I can't stop sneezing. 570 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:02,782 - Exactly. 571 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,285 Um, hang on. 572 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:07,319 I gotta... 573 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:20,733 (urinating) 574 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,135 (laughing) 575 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:35,247 Sorry about that. 576 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,353 I've enjoyed hanging out with you. 577 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,590 Thaddeus Bloom. 578 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,492 - Yeah, me too. 579 00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:58,237 - Oh. 580 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:00,907 Shit. 581 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:04,577 Did I? 582 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:05,978 - No it's-- 583 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,079 - Oh... 584 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:08,481 Shit! 585 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,517 What the fuck am I doing? 586 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:11,450 - Colin it's okay. 587 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:12,619 - No fuck! Don't! 588 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,419 Oh fuck! 589 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,521 What is wrong with me? 590 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:15,922 - Colin? - No. 591 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,156 Listen. 592 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:18,257 Tee, this is my fault. 593 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,025 I'm sorry. 594 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:19,992 You're an intern. 595 00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,193 - It's okay. - No! 596 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:21,961 Tee, it's not. 597 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:23,162 You should go. 598 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:23,796 - What? 599 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:24,597 - Just go! 600 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:25,765 Forget Lockwood. We shouldn't be-- 601 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:26,465 Oh fuck! 602 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,800 - I-- - No! 603 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:28,568 Just stay away from me. 604 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:29,335 I mean it! 605 00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:30,169 Stay away! 606 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:33,039 (train bell chiming) 607 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,589 (zipper unzipping) 608 00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:18,317 (low suspenseful music) 609 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:41,641 - Hey. 610 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,043 - [Tee] Hey. 611 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:48,047 I couldn't figure out the coffee maker. 612 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:52,451 - It took me a week. 613 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,221 The manual's like War and Peace. 614 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,057 Did you shower? 615 00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:59,792 - Nah, I have to change before work anyway. 616 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,527 I shower at the dorm. 617 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:03,730 - Dorm. 618 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:05,765 Oh Christ. 619 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,735 Tee, um. 620 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,237 Listen, uh. 621 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,240 Last night... 622 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:18,077 I think this might be-- 623 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,912 - Your place is really cool. 624 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,615 - Oh. 625 00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:24,250 Yeah. 626 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,385 Thanks. 627 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,759 - Just like grandma made. 628 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:54,681 (phone dial) 629 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,149 - [Voiceover] Hi, this is Professor Stewart Wisniewski 630 00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:58,751 and this is my personal voicemail. 631 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,020 If you're calling about office hours please call my-- 632 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,288 (phone beep) 633 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:28,180 (high intensity electronic music) 634 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,516 - [Colin] Wow, this brings back memories. 635 00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:07,519 Never mind. 636 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,257 Fine, when I was a senior in high school 637 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,558 I used to fool around with this guy 638 00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:16,428 on the fourth floor, Kevin, Kevin-- 639 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:17,629 Oh shit. 640 00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:18,898 I don't think I ever knew his last name. 641 00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:22,935 - Oh gee, that's real classy Mr. Role Modal. 642 00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:23,836 Oh wait. 643 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,704 You have to wait a minute. 644 00:28:25,738 --> 00:28:27,173 - Tee, don't worry about it. 645 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,241 You should have seen how messy I was in college. 646 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:30,676 Drove Stu nuts. 647 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,644 - No, just wait here okay? 648 00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:34,213 - Okay. 649 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:36,015 What room? 650 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,349 - 313. 651 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:38,484 - All right. 652 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:04,076 - Okay. 653 00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:07,379 You can come in now. 654 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:17,289 - Wow. 655 00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:20,793 Stu would approve. 656 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:24,463 Well... 657 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:27,233 - I always had to clean my room or else. 658 00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:32,939 - Why'd you transfer? 659 00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:37,743 - Just, distance. 660 00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:39,778 - As in you needed some? 661 00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:46,518 Tee, why do you have this? 662 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,354 - Pops sent it. 663 00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:51,623 - Why would you keep it? 664 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,029 Oh. 665 00:29:58,697 --> 00:29:59,966 Babe. 666 00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,377 This is going. 667 00:30:15,781 --> 00:30:19,651 (moaning and grunting) 668 00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:48,981 - Put her on hold. 669 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,965 * Well I'm, self absorbed 670 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,199 * and sex obsessed 671 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:08,767 * I enjoy the excess 672 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,070 * I'm a fun little mess 673 00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,038 * I got the knowledge 674 00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:13,372 * but I failed the test 675 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:14,907 * I came second best 676 00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:17,243 * like all of the rest 677 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,878 * self indulged and self inflicted 678 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:23,549 * every word I say may be contradicted 679 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:25,884 * Now I'm laid out on my f-- 680 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:34,560 - You're early. 681 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:35,827 - Oh, yeah. 682 00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:38,064 I got a flight out this morning. 683 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:39,698 And now I can't find my key. 684 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,167 I need to get the spare. 685 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,202 - Oh, right. 686 00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:44,703 - Hey, that smells good. 687 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,372 Have you got enough for two? 688 00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:47,974 The airline charged me eight bucks 689 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:50,076 for a so called snack box containing 690 00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:52,011 the most baffling assortment of crap. 691 00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:54,246 - Uh no, sorry. 692 00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:59,085 - So it turns out this trip was a fucking waste of time. 693 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:00,086 Shocker. 694 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,253 - I thought it was going well? 695 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:04,356 - Ah, it was going well until I-- 696 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:07,026 Um, hello. 697 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:08,794 Not enough for two. 698 00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:10,396 - Okay. 699 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,863 Sorry. 700 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:13,699 - Oh my God you're blushing. 701 00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:14,833 - I am not. 702 00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:15,867 - Look at you. 703 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:16,502 You're blushing. 704 00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:17,403 Who is it? 705 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,170 And how do I not know this? 706 00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:19,705 (door bell buzzing) 707 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:21,907 - Shit. 708 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:24,176 You have to go. 709 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,182 Okay. 710 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,884 But you have got to promise... 711 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:34,153 to go easy. 712 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:38,090 It's Tee. 713 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,161 - No, the intern? 714 00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:44,763 - Come on, now don't get all-- - [Stewart] Oh Jesus Colin. 715 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,765 You know your little fetish for post collegiates 716 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,700 is bad enough but come on he's a fetus. 717 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,902 - I know, I know, but... 718 00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:53,605 He's smart and... 719 00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:55,841 Kind of fascinating. 720 00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,909 He's got this totally fucked up background. 721 00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,678 I mean fucked. 722 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,147 Up. 723 00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:03,449 Look, why don't you stay for dinner? 724 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:06,352 Talk to him and you'll see. 725 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:09,288 Or, you can tell me that I'm crazy 726 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:12,158 because seriously I feel like a teenager here. 727 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,326 - Well that makes two of you. 728 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:16,195 (door bell buzzing) 729 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:19,565 - He's 21. 730 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,800 - Colin, he's an employee. 731 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,935 - Okay, technically he doesn't report to me. 732 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:25,771 He's Shar's intern. 733 00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:28,006 - Really, that's what you're going with? 734 00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:31,343 I can't decide if this is funny or just pathetic. 735 00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:32,644 (door bell buzzing) - Be nice. 736 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:36,115 - Well I'll try but I make no promises. 737 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,188 - Hey! 738 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:43,322 - Hi. 739 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,958 - Tee, you remember Stu? 740 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:51,197 He's gonna be joining us for dinner. 741 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,764 - Oh. 742 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:54,800 - [Colin] You're shitting me. 743 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,068 - [Stewart] Oh I shit you not. 744 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:58,637 Cut his fingernails during the interview. 745 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,506 - [Colin] What an asshole. 746 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:03,075 - Well he was Hal Tate's roommate at Princeton so... 747 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:04,310 - So, that explains it. 748 00:34:04,343 --> 00:34:05,344 - Who? 749 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:06,945 - Doesn't matter. 750 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,614 You know, I had actually forgotten about that. 751 00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:10,116 - Hal Tate was George's mentor 752 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,517 when he taught at Georgetown. 753 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,951 - So isn't that a good thing? 754 00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:14,920 - Stu started getting more attention 755 00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:15,954 and Tate didn't-- 756 00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:16,888 - We got into a pissing contest 757 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:18,690 and his dick was bigger, okay? 758 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,159 Moving on. 759 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,729 Anyway, it's beside the point because they're also 760 00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:26,198 talking to Patricia Braxton Hall. 761 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:27,866 - [Tee] Who? 762 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,935 (silverware slammed) 763 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,638 - [Colin] Stewart, I'm not even sure who that is. 764 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,039 - The Black Ann Coulter. 765 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,174 - Oh. 766 00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:36,475 Her. 767 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:38,377 She's a piece of work. 768 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,045 - She is appalling but she's smart 769 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,248 and she's a diversity wet dream. 770 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:43,682 - Can use the computer? 771 00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:45,751 - I'm sorry babe. 772 00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:46,885 We just had a lot to catch up on. 773 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:47,686 - It's okay. 774 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:48,920 Can I use it? 775 00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:51,757 - You didn't like the cacciatore? 776 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,959 - No, I'm not that hungry. 777 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:57,396 - Want me to make you a sandwich? 778 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,630 - No, I'm good. 779 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:03,302 - [Colin] Take the laptop by the bed. 780 00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:14,813 - Want me to make you a sandwich? 781 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,014 - [Colin] Shut it. 782 00:36:04,129 --> 00:36:05,564 (exhales deeply) 783 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:33,191 (breathes frantically) 784 00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:41,199 (suspenseful slow music) 785 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,101 - Hey. 786 00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:19,004 Oh, uh, sorry. 787 00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:20,906 - [Tee] Use the damn doorbell! 788 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:29,748 (doorbell buzzing) 789 00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:33,018 - What are you saying man? 790 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:34,453 You're anti-gay marriage? 791 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:36,288 - No, I'm not saying that at all but, 792 00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:38,457 let's be honest, it's a tradition designed 793 00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:40,559 to foster procreation in a specific way. 794 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:43,161 With a dominant husband and a subservient wife. 795 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:46,965 So, how is that a useful model for homosexual relationships? 796 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,867 Not even straight people but that shit anymore. 797 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,403 - There are legal rights that come with marriage, man. 798 00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:53,004 It' not just about procreation. 799 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,506 There's not fertility requirement. 800 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:56,007 Sterile people can still get married. 801 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:57,409 - Oh and I wish they would. 802 00:37:57,443 --> 00:38:00,078 - We're being treated differently under the law. 803 00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:01,647 Civil rights. 804 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,881 - Now there I agree with you. 805 00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:04,383 Marriage may be a farce but 806 00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:05,884 we should have equal access to it. 807 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:07,753 - You just like to argue. 808 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,287 - You're catching on. 809 00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:10,689 - Whatever. 810 00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:11,890 I gotta pee. 811 00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:13,325 - Well golly, thanks for the update. 812 00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:17,563 What? 813 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:20,231 - I can tell you like him. 814 00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:22,100 - Well let's not get carried away. 815 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:25,070 Fine. 816 00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:26,338 He is very right for a sixth grader. 817 00:38:26,372 --> 00:38:27,238 Happy? 818 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:28,674 - Delighted. 819 00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:34,380 Is that all he's eating? 820 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:36,915 - Wasting bacon, that's just wrong. (phone chiming) 821 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:41,086 - (screaming) Show time! 822 00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:42,821 Babe! 823 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:52,731 - [Mike] Greetings Pittsburghers. 824 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:53,899 I'm Mike Steinman. 825 00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:55,734 - [Colin] And I'm Colin McCormack. 826 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:58,370 And this is the Pittsburgh Pulse. 827 00:38:58,404 --> 00:39:00,138 Thanks for sharing your Saturday with us. 828 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,007 - [Mike] This week we're taking a closer look 829 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,710 at the state of renewable energy in Pennsylvania. 830 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,044 Is it for real? 831 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,046 Or just a lot of expensive wishful thinking? 832 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,181 - [Colin] Like Mike's gym membership. 833 00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:11,617 - [Mike] Exactly. 834 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:13,919 - [Colin] Our guest today are Patty Hickenlooper, 835 00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,655 Executive Director of the Green States Initiative, 836 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:19,858 and Republican State Senator George Winston. 837 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,259 But first let's take a look-- 838 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,398 (typing on keyboard) 839 00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:45,551 There you are. 840 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:48,620 Tee, it's okay. 841 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,956 You know you can use it. 842 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:53,792 Can't sleep again? 843 00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,432 So what have we got here? 844 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:02,434 (chuckling) You're looking at porn aren't you? 845 00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:03,201 Let me see. 846 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:04,302 Let me see. 847 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:05,504 - No! 848 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:08,807 - Hey, where did you get that picture? 849 00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:10,842 You friended my dad? 850 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:13,979 - You're account was logged on. 851 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,581 I just kind of-- 852 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:17,048 - Tee, that's not... 853 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,885 - When you talk about him he sounds really cool. 854 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:27,993 - Yeah. 855 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:30,729 I'm lucky. 856 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,163 I know. 857 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,503 (chuckles) God. 858 00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:39,838 I was so young. 859 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:43,208 I was so proud of that fish. 860 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:46,545 Dad made me feel like I'd landed a great white. 861 00:40:47,212 --> 00:40:48,614 What else we have in here? 862 00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:51,483 Wow. 863 00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:53,719 It's after we won state championship. 864 00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:55,386 Junior year. 865 00:40:58,690 --> 00:40:59,625 Oh. 866 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,159 I love that one. 867 00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:02,961 Stu and me, commencement day. 868 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,731 See, he does smile. 869 00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:12,604 That's... 870 00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,840 Christmas in Aspen 90... 871 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,007 Six? 872 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,309 97, does it say? 873 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,945 - Why is Stu there? 874 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:24,015 - He usually does the holidays with my folks. 875 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:27,352 His dad's a marine. 876 00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:29,387 Super conservative. 877 00:41:29,855 --> 00:41:31,189 And an asshole. 878 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,524 Plus... 879 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,893 His mom kind of drinks. 880 00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:38,530 - But you guys were never... 881 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:40,532 - No. 882 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:44,570 I mean, we fooled around some in college but... 883 00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:46,437 No. 884 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:50,075 He's my best friend. 885 00:41:56,381 --> 00:41:57,282 Okay. 886 00:41:58,149 --> 00:42:00,819 I need to get some sleep. 887 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:02,888 Come on. 888 00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:07,593 Or maybe just get some. 889 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,428 (car honking) 890 00:42:56,608 --> 00:42:58,810 (doorbell buzzing) 891 00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:03,782 - Can we go now? 892 00:43:04,482 --> 00:43:05,717 - Come on Babe! 893 00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:17,562 - [Colin] So maybe you can help me prep on 894 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,264 the constitutional arguments. 895 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,466 - Yeah sure, I can pull some stuff together. 896 00:43:21,499 --> 00:43:22,701 - I can do it. 897 00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:24,469 - (chuckles) Thanks Babe, but I think 898 00:43:24,502 --> 00:43:26,437 this is more Stu's bailiwick. 899 00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:29,407 - [Stu] Chipotle maple syrup. 900 00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:31,042 That's perverse. 901 00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:33,078 - No, it's just different. 902 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,145 Try it. 903 00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:35,513 - [Voiceover] Tee! 904 00:43:35,881 --> 00:43:36,848 - Hey Cat! 905 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,950 - [Cat] How the hell you been? 906 00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:40,351 - Oh my gosh! 907 00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:41,953 Colin McCormack. 908 00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:43,689 I love your show. 909 00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:45,090 (chuckles) 910 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,224 And you... 911 00:43:46,257 --> 00:43:47,258 Such a hottie. 912 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:49,127 - Why thank you, gorgeous. 913 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,295 (giggling) 914 00:43:50,328 --> 00:43:52,698 - You keep giving that Steinman hell. 915 00:43:52,998 --> 00:43:53,799 - I will. 916 00:43:53,832 --> 00:43:55,566 I promise. 917 00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:00,471 Who's your daddy? 918 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:03,942 - Is the irony of that completely lost on you? 919 00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:05,243 - Huh? 920 00:44:08,013 --> 00:44:09,214 Shut it. 921 00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:11,549 - I mean, I will concede he's not your usual 922 00:44:11,582 --> 00:44:13,118 frat boy type but I'm not used to your 923 00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:15,453 little conquests hanging around like this. 924 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:16,722 - Stewart... 925 00:44:17,222 --> 00:44:19,424 He's not a little conquest. 926 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,860 I really think I... 927 00:44:24,295 --> 00:44:25,697 I don't know. 928 00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:29,134 Maybe, the Greeks were on to something. 929 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,003 You know that older younger thing? 930 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,439 - Please, those stories never ended well. 931 00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:36,041 Someone was always stabbing out their eyes 932 00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:37,275 or getting chained to a rock. 933 00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:39,677 - Just ease up a bit. 934 00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:41,346 Please. 935 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:42,647 Fine. 936 00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:47,886 Does he... 937 00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:50,355 Look thin to you? 938 00:44:52,323 --> 00:44:53,524 Oh God. 939 00:44:58,496 --> 00:44:59,364 - [Lockwood] There is no such thing 940 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:00,866 as a gay child. 941 00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:02,834 If a young person tells you that 942 00:45:02,868 --> 00:45:05,837 what they are saying is they have embraced Satan. 943 00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:07,238 You do not love that. 944 00:45:07,272 --> 00:45:08,506 You do not accept that. 945 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,008 You cannot accept that. 946 00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:11,476 You must fight the Devil. 947 00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:14,112 And you must make that young person understand 948 00:45:14,145 --> 00:45:15,446 the evil in the-- 949 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,281 - [Colin] Tee. 950 00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:18,784 You okay? 951 00:45:18,984 --> 00:45:19,617 (mumbling yes) 952 00:45:19,885 --> 00:45:20,919 So... 953 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:23,621 We tape tomorrow. 954 00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:25,456 What have we got? 955 00:45:25,656 --> 00:45:26,792 - I pulled a bunch of stuff 956 00:45:26,825 --> 00:45:28,659 but it's all variations on the same thing. 957 00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:31,062 - Damn. 958 00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:32,831 - There's this from the Inquirer. 959 00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:34,532 - No, I don't think we want to go down that route. 960 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:35,300 Shit. 961 00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:37,035 Well, we tried. 962 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,770 - Colin, I'm sorry. 963 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:39,838 - Hey. 964 00:45:40,638 --> 00:45:41,339 Don't worry. 965 00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:42,540 You did great. 966 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,741 Really. 967 00:45:43,775 --> 00:45:44,910 Maybe there's a reason no one can-- 968 00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:46,244 - Tee? 969 00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:47,512 I'm heading out now. 970 00:45:47,545 --> 00:45:49,280 Don't stay too late. 971 00:45:49,314 --> 00:45:51,349 - We were just (clears throat) 972 00:45:51,382 --> 00:45:53,384 Doing some stuff for tomorrow's Pulse episode. 973 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:54,986 - Okay. 974 00:45:56,054 --> 00:45:57,989 He's not working you too hard is he? 975 00:45:58,023 --> 00:45:59,057 - [Tee] No ma'am. 976 00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:02,928 - All righty then. 977 00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:05,730 Good night. 978 00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:07,365 - Have a good night. 979 00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:08,599 - Mhmm. 980 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:18,343 - Tee! 981 00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:21,379 Tee, Jesus Babe, we-- 982 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,349 We just, we need to be more careful here. 983 00:46:25,150 --> 00:46:26,084 Okay? 984 00:46:27,152 --> 00:46:28,153 Okay? 985 00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:31,056 My place at seven. 986 00:46:31,689 --> 00:46:33,091 We'll go for a run. 987 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,414 (Colin complaining of pain) 988 00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:57,348 - Sorry. 989 00:46:58,149 --> 00:46:59,084 - Didn't even see it. 990 00:46:59,117 --> 00:47:00,818 Fuckin' rat on a leash. 991 00:47:00,852 --> 00:47:01,752 Damn. 992 00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:03,221 I really scraped it. 993 00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:04,923 - I'll get the peroxide. 994 00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:09,460 (door slamming) - Stewart! 995 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:10,661 - What? 996 00:47:10,695 --> 00:47:11,829 Oh Christ. 997 00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:13,031 Yeah yeah yeah yeah. 998 00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:13,698 Ding dong. 999 00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:16,201 Holy crap. 1000 00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:17,735 You should put some peroxide on that. 1001 00:47:17,768 --> 00:47:18,904 - We know. 1002 00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,072 - Why are you in such a tizzy? 1003 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:22,807 - She said no. 1004 00:47:23,074 --> 01:34:47,448 - Who? 1005 00:47:23,741 --> 00:47:25,076 - Braxton Hall. 1006 00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:26,311 At the last minute, decided she didn't want to 1007 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:27,478 make her kids change schools or something. 1008 00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:29,414 - So, does that mean... 1009 00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:30,681 - They just called. 1010 00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:33,784 - Wow. 1011 00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:34,920 That's... 1012 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:36,487 Well done my friend. 1013 00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:37,755 Congratulations. 1014 00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:40,158 Tee, congratulations are in order. 1015 00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,659 Stewart got the job. 1016 00:47:41,927 --> 00:47:42,593 - Really? 1017 00:47:42,627 --> 00:47:43,294 That's awesome. 1018 00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:44,362 When do you go? 1019 00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:46,898 - I haven't actually said yes. 1020 00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:48,833 - You... 1021 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,868 - Honestly, I thought it was a lost cause. 1022 00:47:50,902 --> 00:47:52,870 I told them I'd have to think about it. 1023 00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:56,374 What do you think I should do? 1024 00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:57,608 - You're asking me? 1025 00:47:57,642 --> 00:47:58,809 - [Stewart] Yeah. 1026 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,412 - Well, I tell you what... 1027 00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:03,381 We're going to dinner at Pablo's. 1028 00:48:03,414 --> 00:48:05,250 Why don't you come with us and-- 1029 00:48:05,283 --> 00:48:06,317 (complaining of pain) 1030 00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:09,254 Babe, careful please. 1031 00:48:09,754 --> 00:48:10,455 - Sorry. 1032 00:48:11,089 --> 00:48:12,357 All done. 1033 00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:15,226 - Colin, I could really use your advice on this. 1034 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:16,427 Does he have to-- 1035 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:18,563 Um, can you take a rain check on dinner 1036 00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:19,564 just this once? 1037 00:48:19,597 --> 00:48:20,498 - No! 1038 00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:22,267 - Seriously? Colin! 1039 00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:23,434 - Jesus. 1040 00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:26,437 Fine, how is this, 1041 00:48:26,804 --> 00:48:29,007 Stu, let's go grab a drink. 1042 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,608 Talk it through. 1043 00:48:30,641 --> 00:48:33,111 And then, Tee can join for dinner. 1044 00:48:33,544 --> 00:48:34,412 - Great. 1045 00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:35,680 What's my time allotment? 1046 00:48:38,649 --> 00:48:40,385 - Babe, would it be okay if-- 1047 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:41,752 - Whatever. 1048 00:48:41,786 --> 00:48:43,754 I got some stuff I can do at the dorm. 1049 00:48:43,989 --> 00:48:45,190 - You sure? 1050 00:48:45,223 --> 00:48:46,457 - Yeah. 1051 00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:47,658 - Okay. 1052 00:48:47,792 --> 00:48:48,559 Thanks. 1053 00:48:48,793 --> 00:48:49,995 Come here. 1054 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,669 - Did you see that look he just shot me? 1055 00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:02,140 - You're being too sensitive. 1056 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,341 - Uh huh. 1057 00:49:03,374 --> 00:49:04,109 (door slammed) 1058 00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:05,210 - He's-- 1059 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,079 He's not sleeping. 1060 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,182 I think he's just tired. 1061 00:49:11,216 --> 00:49:12,617 - Well then get him some Ambien. 1062 00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:13,851 Or better yet, a shrink. 1063 00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:15,120 Because I'm telling you, 1064 00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,621 there is something not right about this kid. 1065 00:49:16,654 --> 00:49:17,622 - Look. 1066 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:19,524 I know Tee's a little intense. 1067 00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:20,725 I'm not an idiot. 1068 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:24,062 But I like the fact that he needs me. 1069 00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:25,530 That I... 1070 00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,598 Feel I can take care of him. 1071 00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:28,433 - Well that's just sweet. 1072 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,500 But don't you feel-- 1073 00:49:29,534 --> 00:49:30,535 - I called empathy Stewart! 1074 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:32,270 I know it's not your thing. 1075 00:49:32,870 --> 00:49:33,904 - Not my thing? 1076 00:49:33,938 --> 00:49:35,440 - Don't you get tired of it? 1077 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,608 Keeping the world at arms length. 1078 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:39,277 That's what you do, you know. 1079 00:49:39,677 --> 00:49:41,012 - So this is about me? 1080 00:49:41,046 --> 00:49:42,080 - Yeah, it is. 1081 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:43,748 'Cause you can't stand the fact 1082 00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:45,650 that I found someone. 1083 00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:46,484 Someone I actually care about. 1084 00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:47,685 You know why? 1085 00:49:47,718 --> 00:49:48,719 'Cause it means you might actually have 1086 00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:50,188 to find your own life. 1087 00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:51,989 Instead of glomming onto mine. 1088 00:49:52,857 --> 00:49:53,924 - You think that I-- 1089 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,562 Oh my God, you're ego is just-- 1090 00:49:59,030 --> 00:50:00,165 Fuck you. 1091 00:50:00,565 --> 00:50:01,666 Fuck you. 1092 00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:04,069 Just, fuck you. 1093 00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:05,270 I am out of here. 1094 00:50:08,173 --> 00:50:09,807 Enjoy your empathy. 1095 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,410 - You know I'm right! 1096 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:14,412 (door slammed) 1097 00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:15,480 - Stewart! 1098 00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:22,253 Fuck. 1099 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:30,528 (solemn piano music) 1100 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:23,881 (typing) 1101 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:34,992 (elevator dinging) 1102 00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:35,626 - Hey Amber, is Colin in-- 1103 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,228 - Hello! 1104 00:51:37,262 --> 00:51:38,095 - Yeah, hi. 1105 00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:39,297 So is he-- 1106 00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:40,165 What? 1107 00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:42,700 Hey buddy! 1108 00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:44,502 - Reverend Lockwood. 1109 00:51:44,535 --> 00:51:45,503 I'm Amber Fletcher. 1110 00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:47,004 We spoke on the phone. 1111 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,939 - The pleasure is all mine. 1112 00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:52,510 Hi. I'm Irvin Lockwood. 1113 00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:54,111 - Hi, I'm gay. 1114 00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:56,080 He in his office? 1115 00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:58,616 - I am so sorry about that. 1116 00:51:58,649 --> 00:52:00,318 He's not with the show. 1117 00:52:00,885 --> 00:52:02,119 Please, follow me. 1118 00:52:04,289 --> 00:52:05,856 - I don't know what I'm supposed 1119 00:52:05,890 --> 00:52:06,791 to do with this now. 1120 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:08,025 You couldn't make bullet points? 1121 00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:10,027 - Yeah well excuse me for being thorough. 1122 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:11,262 - We got him! 1123 00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:12,430 - Calm down Tee. 1124 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:14,199 - Just read it. 1125 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,270 - Stu can you give us a second? 1126 00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:21,772 - Uh, yeah. 1127 00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:22,440 Sure. 1128 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:27,278 Tee. 1129 00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:30,481 What is this? 1130 00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:31,782 - Did you see what he says about her pussy? 1131 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:33,518 - Where did you get this? 1132 00:52:33,551 --> 00:52:35,019 This is Lockwood's personal email. 1133 00:52:35,052 --> 00:52:35,953 Where did you get it? 1134 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:37,087 Did somebody give this to you? 1135 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:39,757 Holy shit! 1136 00:52:40,391 --> 00:52:41,359 Tee, don't they teach you ethics? 1137 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:42,927 We can't use this! 1138 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,561 - But that's proof-- 1139 00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,196 - Enough! 1140 00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:46,831 - I just thought-- 1141 00:52:46,864 --> 00:52:48,065 - I can't deal with this right now. 1142 00:52:52,570 --> 00:52:55,306 - [Stewart] What the hell was that all about? 1143 00:52:56,241 --> 00:52:56,874 Is everything all right? 1144 00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:59,477 - Don't. Okay. 1145 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:00,611 Just don't. 1146 00:53:04,349 --> 00:53:04,949 - [Tee] Hey, I got you! - [Amber] Tee! 1147 00:53:04,982 --> 00:53:05,883 You hear me? 1148 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:06,917 You're a fucking hypocrite 1149 00:53:06,951 --> 00:53:08,118 and I got you! 1150 00:53:08,152 --> 00:53:09,153 - [Lockwood] You better get out of my face! 1151 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,221 Take a step back. 1152 00:53:10,255 --> 00:53:11,522 - [Lockwood's body guard] Hey! 1153 00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:12,156 You hear the man. 1154 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,057 Back off! 1155 00:53:13,090 --> 01:46:27,658 - [Tee] A fucking hypocrite! 1156 00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:15,059 (loud thump) 1157 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,361 (people screaming) 1158 00:53:16,394 --> 00:53:17,094 - [Voiceover] Oh my God! 1159 00:53:17,127 --> 00:53:17,728 - Shit! 1160 00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:18,496 Call 911! 1161 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:19,297 Honey, are you okay? 1162 00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:20,598 - I barely pushed him. 1163 00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:21,732 - Tee, can you hear me? 1164 00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:22,667 - I don't think you should move him. 1165 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:23,801 - That boy was out of control 1166 00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:24,569 You saw. 1167 00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:25,470 - Somebody call 911! 1168 00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:26,971 - What the hell happened? 1169 00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:28,573 - Babe, it'll be okay. 1170 00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:30,241 - [Voiceover] Fifth floor. 1171 00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:32,009 He's not moving. 1172 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:40,551 (suspenseful music) 1173 00:55:09,407 --> 00:55:11,442 (phone ringing) 1174 00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:22,019 - Yo. 1175 00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:23,854 - [Colin] Any luck tracking down the grandparents? 1176 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:26,457 - No, his... 1177 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,994 Phone and computer are password protected and... 1178 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,297 Anyway I don't think they're very big correspondents. 1179 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:38,403 Listen Colin, I'm gonna come get you. 1180 00:55:38,436 --> 00:55:40,571 - [Colin] No, Tee's awake but they've gotta run some tests 1181 00:55:40,605 --> 00:55:41,806 before they'll release him. 1182 00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:43,774 We'll just cab it back to my place. 1183 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:46,243 - Okay, but Colin I-- 1184 00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:47,311 - [Colin] Hang on, here comes the doctor. 1185 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,579 I gotta go. 1186 00:56:04,995 --> 00:56:05,930 - Easy. 1187 00:56:05,963 --> 00:56:06,631 - I'm fine. 1188 00:56:06,664 --> 00:56:07,765 - Babe. 1189 00:56:09,934 --> 00:56:10,835 - Hey. 1190 00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:12,903 - Hey. 1191 00:56:12,937 --> 00:56:13,871 Give me a hand? 1192 00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:14,705 - I'm fine. 1193 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:16,774 I just need to sit down. 1194 00:56:22,747 --> 00:56:23,948 - He's got a concussion. 1195 00:56:24,582 --> 00:56:25,315 Look after him. 1196 00:56:25,349 --> 00:56:26,617 I gotta pay the cab. 1197 00:56:46,303 --> 00:56:47,472 - Yeah. 1198 00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:55,379 I think I get it. 1199 00:56:57,648 --> 00:56:58,683 I really think I do. 1200 00:56:58,716 --> 00:56:59,917 I mean... 1201 00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:03,688 I've barely spoken to my father 1202 00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:05,723 in almost 20 years, you know? 1203 00:57:06,223 --> 00:57:07,592 And before that, well... 1204 00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,262 So I understand. 1205 00:57:14,298 --> 00:57:16,300 Growing up without that connection. 1206 00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:18,536 It hurts, I know. 1207 00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:21,639 - What do you want? 1208 00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:26,877 - He has to know. 1209 00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:28,145 - Fuck you! 1210 00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:31,682 - Tee, you have got to tell him. 1211 00:57:31,716 --> 00:57:33,684 - Tell who what? 1212 00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:36,086 - Colin, I'm just going to-- 1213 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,387 - [Colin] Sit! 1214 00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:43,260 Why are you upsetting him? 1215 00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:51,802 - Everything's okay. 1216 00:57:52,837 --> 00:57:55,272 We just have to talk. 1217 00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:58,643 That's all. 1218 00:57:58,676 --> 00:57:59,677 Right, Tee? 1219 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:01,311 Right? 1220 00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:09,687 - Tee? 1221 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:24,802 Is there something you... 1222 00:58:25,936 --> 00:58:27,337 Need to tell me? 1223 00:58:31,241 --> 00:58:32,743 Babe, it's okay. 1224 00:58:37,815 --> 00:58:40,084 You know you can tell me anything. 1225 00:58:45,923 --> 00:58:47,692 (sniffling) 1226 00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:26,263 What is this? 1227 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,837 - When you donated, 1228 00:59:33,638 --> 00:59:35,706 you gave them permission to release your identity 1229 00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:37,675 to any results. 1230 00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:40,444 - I know but why... 1231 00:59:42,279 --> 00:59:43,080 I mean. 1232 00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:53,157 Oh my God. 1233 00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:58,028 Did your mom... 1234 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:03,834 Are you? 1235 01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:11,608 Oh God. 1236 01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:14,144 Oh God, what have we done? 1237 01:00:14,178 --> 01:00:14,879 - Colin-- 1238 01:00:14,912 --> 01:00:15,646 - Don't. 1239 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:16,580 Get the fuck off me! 1240 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:17,347 - Okay. 1241 01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:18,015 Hey, just calm down. 1242 01:00:18,048 --> 01:00:19,583 - He's my son! 1243 01:00:21,485 --> 01:00:22,252 And you knew? 1244 01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:23,253 - No Colin, I just-- 1245 01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:24,054 - Colin, please. 1246 01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:25,656 - You let me fuck you! 1247 01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:27,224 - I thought it was worth it! 1248 01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:28,025 - Worth what?! 1249 01:00:28,058 --> 01:00:29,193 Are you insane?! 1250 01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:30,460 - Colin! 1251 01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:32,797 - Get him out of here. 1252 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,266 When I get back I want both of you gone. 1253 01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:41,638 (door slams) 1254 01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:46,043 (crying) 1255 01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:47,344 - Oh hey! Hey. 1256 01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:48,045 Hey stop that. 1257 01:00:48,078 --> 02:01:37,459 Tee, damn it. 1258 01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:49,513 Stop. 1259 01:00:49,546 --> 01:00:50,948 (crying uncontrollably) 1260 01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:51,615 Stop that. Stop it. 1261 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,617 Jesus. Stop that. 1262 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:54,284 Stop it. 1263 01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:56,754 (shushing) 1264 01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:02,459 (sobbing) 1265 01:01:12,236 --> 01:01:17,241 (high intensity suspenseful music) 1266 01:01:57,281 --> 01:01:58,382 (doorbell buzzing) 1267 01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:10,394 - Colin! 1268 01:02:12,963 --> 01:02:14,431 (knocking on door) 1269 01:02:14,598 --> 01:02:15,665 - [Stewart] Colin? 1270 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,768 (doorbell buzzing) 1271 01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:28,378 (loud rock music) 1272 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,648 - Colin, can I come in? 1273 01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,358 Colin. 1274 01:02:45,863 --> 01:02:46,797 Colin. 1275 01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:48,132 Can I come in? 1276 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:14,158 (loud rock music) 1277 01:03:27,204 --> 01:03:29,573 (vomiting) 1278 01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:14,418 - I waited my whole life. 1279 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,488 To know. 1280 01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:23,127 My dad. 1281 01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:30,067 Just wanted to be near him. 1282 01:04:30,567 --> 01:04:32,569 - So why didn't you just tell him? 1283 01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:34,238 Before. 1284 01:04:35,505 --> 01:04:37,507 - I didn't know how he'd react. 1285 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:42,046 He didn't need to know who I was. 1286 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:45,715 I just... 1287 01:04:48,452 --> 01:04:50,487 Wanted him to like me. 1288 01:04:52,957 --> 01:04:54,824 It was going so good, you know. 1289 01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:56,961 Working together. 1290 01:05:00,764 --> 01:05:03,267 Then he kissed me and got all freaked out. 1291 01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:06,536 I thought I cold just... 1292 01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:09,839 But... 1293 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,714 - Jesus. 1294 01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:20,951 - It's all fucked up, isn't it? 1295 01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:26,790 - Yeah Tee, it is. 1296 01:05:26,823 --> 01:05:28,092 It's... 1297 01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:30,394 It's pretty fucked up. 1298 01:05:39,636 --> 01:05:42,006 I want you to talk to someone. 1299 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,808 Professional. 1300 01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:46,410 Okay? 1301 01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:48,778 - Yeah. 1302 01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,082 - I mean it. 1303 01:05:52,882 --> 01:05:54,651 Do you need me to help you find someone or... 1304 01:05:54,684 --> 01:05:56,686 - They got em at student health. 1305 01:05:58,555 --> 01:05:59,689 - Good. 1306 01:06:17,941 --> 01:06:19,176 (voice machine beep) 1307 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:21,211 - [Colin's boss] Colin, listen um, 1308 01:06:21,845 --> 01:06:22,712 Christ, you better come 1309 01:06:22,746 --> 01:06:24,348 to the conference room. 1310 01:06:25,082 --> 01:06:26,283 Now, okay. 1311 01:06:37,427 --> 01:06:39,663 - [Voiceover] This isn't necessary stuff? 1312 01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:40,830 It's what this is. 1313 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:42,366 Permanent. 1314 01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:43,767 Sully-- 1315 01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:45,669 Mr. McCormack, thank you. 1316 01:06:45,702 --> 01:06:47,471 Please, take a seat. 1317 01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:55,079 - [Colin's boss] So Colin, this here 1318 01:06:55,112 --> 01:06:57,347 is Mr. Hanson from legal. 1319 01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,983 Apparently we got a situation here. 1320 01:07:04,921 --> 01:07:06,123 - Save it Al. 1321 01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:09,693 I quit. 1322 01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:10,994 - [Hanson] Mr. McCormack, we're only proposing 1323 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,129 a suspension. 1324 01:07:12,796 --> 01:07:14,231 (doorbell buzzing) 1325 01:07:27,677 --> 01:07:29,045 - These are yours. 1326 01:07:29,913 --> 01:07:31,415 - Colin, you can keep them if you want. 1327 01:07:31,448 --> 01:07:32,349 - No. 1328 01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:35,819 - Come in? 1329 01:07:37,587 --> 01:07:38,555 Please. 1330 01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:40,424 I could use the company. 1331 01:07:40,457 --> 01:07:42,759 Packing is so fucking boring. 1332 01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:47,731 Do you want something to drink? 1333 01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:50,234 - Got any beer? 1334 01:07:51,935 --> 01:07:54,338 - Oh, I can look. 1335 01:07:58,242 --> 01:08:00,043 Colin, I'm pretty sure this bowl-- 1336 01:08:00,310 --> 01:08:01,211 (door shutting) 1337 01:08:16,293 --> 01:08:18,662 * Where did you come from 1338 01:08:19,729 --> 01:08:22,432 * The moment we met 1339 01:08:23,367 --> 01:08:26,270 * You had me spinning 1340 01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:29,939 * When you took my hand 1341 01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:32,509 * Sound the alarms 1342 01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:34,278 * You caught me off guard 1343 01:08:34,311 --> 01:08:35,912 * As fast as you came 1344 01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,814 * Then you were gone 1345 01:08:37,847 --> 01:08:39,549 * You string me along 1346 01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:44,020 * With your empty promises 1347 01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:49,025 * You just keep me hanging on 1348 01:08:51,228 --> 01:08:56,233 * You keep me hanging on 1349 01:08:58,535 --> 01:09:03,540 * You keep me hanging on 1350 01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:08,912 * You gotta let me go 1351 01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:16,186 * Just a hangman on your own 1352 01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:22,659 (phone vibrating) 1353 01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:29,699 * I can't breathe 1354 01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:31,368 * And I can't sleep 1355 01:09:31,401 --> 01:09:34,671 * You leave me here and I'm wondering 1356 01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:38,575 * I don't know where we stand anymore 1357 01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:40,109 * You're gone 1358 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:44,080 * You come to me 1359 01:09:44,113 --> 01:09:45,882 * You move away 1360 01:09:45,915 --> 01:09:47,351 * You're here last night 1361 01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:49,219 * But you're gone today 1362 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:54,691 * You make me feel that it's wrong for me to want more 1363 01:09:57,060 --> 01:10:00,497 * You tell me you miss me and then wonder why 1364 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,666 * When I give you nothing - [Voiceover] Are you okay? 1365 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,100 * I leave in a spot 1366 01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:05,869 * Well why should I 1367 01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:09,906 (indistinguishable singing) 1368 01:10:24,454 --> 01:10:25,722 (doorbell buzzing) 1369 01:10:26,189 --> 01:10:27,324 - [Mike] See what I mean folks, 1370 01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:29,025 these liberals have no sense of humor. 1371 01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:30,460 (door slamming) 1372 01:10:37,033 --> 01:10:38,468 - Colin, what the fuck. 1373 01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:46,075 Your voicemail is full. 1374 01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:47,711 You don't answer email. 1375 01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:51,315 Are you... 1376 01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:57,787 Colin, I don't know what to do here. 1377 01:10:57,821 --> 01:10:59,756 - Nobody's asking you to do anything. 1378 01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:01,325 Go back to L.A. 1379 01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,817 - So Tee's gotten himself expelled. 1380 01:11:29,185 --> 01:11:30,854 Pills and some... 1381 01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:33,623 Altercations. 1382 01:11:44,601 --> 01:11:45,869 A social worker thinks he needs 1383 01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:47,136 some in-patient treatment 1384 01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:49,539 and I can't stomach them shipping him off 1385 01:11:49,573 --> 01:11:52,108 to that whack job grandfather so... 1386 01:11:55,211 --> 01:11:57,013 UCLA Medical has a program. 1387 01:11:58,782 --> 01:12:00,617 We're on the 6 o'clock tomorrow morning. 1388 01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:06,423 - The way he would... 1389 01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:08,992 Look at me. 1390 01:12:13,229 --> 01:12:14,197 - What? 1391 01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:16,566 - He would... 1392 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,835 Look at me like... 1393 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:23,006 He wanted to consume me. 1394 01:12:24,641 --> 01:12:25,642 And I wanted that. 1395 01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:26,943 I wanted... 1396 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:29,312 Something. 1397 01:12:31,548 --> 01:12:33,282 More, but I got it wrong. 1398 01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:34,551 He wanted a father. 1399 01:12:36,119 --> 01:12:37,821 He needed me to be a father. 1400 01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:38,622 And I made him-- 1401 01:12:38,655 --> 01:12:39,989 - Colin you didn't know. 1402 01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:41,224 - I knew it was wrong. 1403 01:12:41,257 --> 01:12:42,959 On some level I knew it wasn't... 1404 01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:44,127 What he wanted. 1405 01:12:44,394 --> 01:12:45,695 - But he let happen. 1406 01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:49,466 And you can't take that on yourself. 1407 01:12:57,641 --> 01:12:58,775 He made a choice. 1408 01:13:00,143 --> 01:13:01,511 He got scared 1409 01:13:01,545 --> 01:13:03,212 and he made a fucked up choice 1410 01:13:03,246 --> 01:13:04,648 that we are all gonna have to find 1411 01:13:04,681 --> 01:13:06,115 some way to live with. 1412 01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:09,085 Especially Tee. 1413 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:10,420 - Who are you? 1414 01:13:12,355 --> 01:13:13,256 I don't get it. 1415 01:13:13,289 --> 01:13:14,591 You're being so gentle with him. 1416 01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:19,228 - I don't know. 1417 01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:22,599 He's a good kid. 1418 01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:26,369 Incredibly fucked up but... 1419 01:13:30,173 --> 01:13:32,241 He's never had anyone looking out for him, you know. 1420 01:13:34,277 --> 01:13:36,480 And I remember what that felt like. 1421 01:13:38,515 --> 01:13:40,016 How alone I felt. 1422 01:13:45,989 --> 01:13:46,923 Anyway. 1423 01:13:51,227 --> 01:13:52,462 - Yup. 1424 01:13:55,298 --> 01:13:56,800 - Listen, I need to make sure he's packed 1425 01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:58,267 and ready to go. 1426 01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:01,170 He's staying with me at the hotel tonight. 1427 01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:02,706 I know he'd love to see you. 1428 01:14:02,739 --> 01:14:03,673 - I can't. 1429 01:14:03,907 --> 01:14:05,008 - Colin, you have got to just-- 1430 01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:06,075 - No I don't. 1431 01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:07,877 I really don't. 1432 01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:15,084 - You are-- 1433 01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:17,954 You're unbelievable. 1434 01:14:19,422 --> 01:14:21,424 Not everything is easy, you know, life. 1435 01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:24,961 I know you've managed to go 40 odd years 1436 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:26,796 without having to face that little fact, 1437 01:14:26,830 --> 01:14:29,165 but I never expected this. 1438 01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:32,636 Things get shitty and you just quit. 1439 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,404 Really? 1440 01:14:37,641 --> 01:14:38,975 Who are you? 1441 01:14:48,985 --> 01:14:50,486 (door slammed) 1442 01:15:48,011 --> 01:15:49,813 - [Mike] And of course you can follow our columns 1443 01:15:49,846 --> 01:15:52,248 Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Times Herald. 1444 01:15:52,281 --> 01:15:54,283 Until next time, I'm Mike Steinman. 1445 01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:57,420 - And I'm Colin McCormack on The Pulse. 1446 01:16:00,323 --> 01:16:02,626 And I'm Colin McCormack on The-- 1447 01:16:03,827 --> 01:16:06,529 And I'm Colin McCormack on The Pulse. 1448 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,701 And I'm Colin McCormack. 1449 01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:20,409 (uplifting guitar music) 1450 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:19,135 - [Voicemail] Hey there, this is Kin Cheng, KCLA News. 1451 01:17:19,168 --> 01:17:20,837 Listen, we were impressed with your reel 1452 01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:22,471 and the timing couldn't have been better. 1453 01:17:22,505 --> 01:17:23,973 We got something coming up pretty quick. 1454 01:17:24,007 --> 01:17:25,474 So give me a call as soon as possible 1455 01:17:25,508 --> 01:17:27,043 and I'll fill you in on the details. 1456 01:17:27,076 --> 01:17:28,211 Okay. 1457 01:17:28,244 --> 01:17:29,012 I look forward to talking to you. 1458 01:17:29,045 --> 01:17:31,881 My number is 323-526... 1459 01:17:56,605 --> 01:17:58,341 - Mr. McCormack? 1460 01:17:58,374 --> 01:18:01,177 Well, I've discussed it with my colleagues. 1461 01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,645 - And? 1462 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,848 - Well, frankly a little heads up 1463 01:18:04,881 --> 01:18:06,916 would've been appreciated. 1464 01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:10,553 We'd like to really discuss this with Tee before hand. 1465 01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:12,856 You understand this is... 1466 01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:15,091 Complicated? 1467 01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:16,259 - Yeah. 1468 01:18:18,494 --> 01:18:19,829 Yeah, it is. 1469 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:24,033 - We have a group session starting shortly. 1470 01:18:24,067 --> 01:18:25,835 I'll ask you to keep it simple today. 1471 01:18:25,869 --> 01:18:29,572 Just, stick to the basics. 1472 01:18:29,605 --> 01:18:32,008 Just, reconnect. 1473 01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:34,377 And then perhaps you can come back tomorrow 1474 01:18:34,410 --> 01:18:35,879 for a more in depth session. 1475 01:18:35,912 --> 01:18:36,980 Would that work? 1476 01:18:37,613 --> 01:18:38,948 - I'll follow your lead here. 1477 01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:42,018 - Thank you. 1478 01:18:43,119 --> 01:18:44,587 I'll be right back. 1479 01:19:10,146 --> 01:19:11,347 - You're here. 1480 01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:16,185 - I am. 1481 01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:20,824 - I'm glad. 1482 01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:37,773 (knock on door) 1483 01:19:39,742 --> 01:19:40,743 - Hello. 1484 01:19:41,144 --> 01:19:42,245 - Oh hi, is this-- 1485 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:43,379 - Are you looking for Stewart? 1486 01:19:43,412 --> 01:19:44,147 - Yeah. 1487 01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:45,148 - Can I tell him-- 1488 01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:47,383 You're Colin right? 1489 01:19:47,716 --> 01:19:48,517 - I am. 1490 01:19:48,551 --> 01:19:49,618 You are... 1491 01:19:49,652 --> 01:19:50,486 - Paul, hi. 1492 01:19:50,887 --> 01:19:52,288 - Hey hon, who is it? 1493 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:56,125 Well now. 1494 01:19:57,994 --> 01:19:58,928 - Surprised? 1495 01:19:59,595 --> 01:20:00,796 - You think? 1496 01:20:01,998 --> 01:20:03,032 Paul, this is Colin. 1497 01:20:03,066 --> 01:20:04,901 - I recognized him. 1498 01:20:05,601 --> 01:20:06,502 - He did. 1499 01:20:07,203 --> 01:20:08,371 - So... 1500 01:20:10,406 --> 01:20:13,076 - I'm not interrupting, am I? 1501 01:20:13,109 --> 01:20:14,543 - No no, not at all. 1502 01:20:14,577 --> 01:20:16,880 Actually, you are saving me 'cause Stewart 1503 01:20:16,913 --> 01:20:18,781 is determined to make me a basketball fan 1504 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:21,084 and it is not taking. 1505 01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:22,518 - You're not trying. 1506 01:20:22,551 --> 01:20:23,853 - Whatever. 1507 01:20:23,987 --> 01:20:25,454 Listen, I should really be working 1508 01:20:25,488 --> 01:20:26,856 on my lesson plans anyway. 1509 01:20:26,890 --> 01:20:29,258 So, why don't I leave you two boys to catch up. 1510 01:20:30,093 --> 02:41:01,723 - You sure? 1511 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:31,861 - Of course. 1512 01:20:31,895 --> 01:20:32,862 - Okay, thanks hon. 1513 01:20:32,896 --> 01:20:33,696 - Yeah. 1514 01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:35,164 - I'll call you later? 1515 01:20:35,198 --> 01:20:36,132 - That's perfect. 1516 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:38,667 - It's nice to meet you. 1517 01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:40,536 - Likewise. 1518 01:20:54,483 --> 01:20:57,153 - So was that History Department? 1519 01:21:00,789 --> 01:21:02,325 Seems like a good guy. 1520 01:21:03,126 --> 01:21:04,060 - He is. 1521 01:21:05,728 --> 01:21:06,795 - Does he live here, or? 1522 01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:08,431 - No, but... 1523 01:21:10,299 --> 01:21:12,101 He is a good guy. 1524 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:17,573 - Oh my God. 1525 01:21:18,975 --> 01:21:20,209 - I know right 1526 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,855 So what are you doing here? 1527 01:21:36,592 --> 01:21:39,428 - I've been a jackass. 1528 01:21:40,163 --> 01:21:41,764 - I am not gonna argue. 1529 01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:44,433 You okay? 1530 01:21:46,970 --> 01:21:48,237 - Getting there. 1531 01:21:48,837 --> 01:21:49,805 Yeah. 1532 01:21:51,007 --> 01:21:52,041 - Good. 1533 01:21:54,777 --> 01:21:55,945 Tee's doing better. 1534 01:21:55,979 --> 01:21:57,080 I can get you the number of the-- 1535 01:21:57,113 --> 01:21:58,347 - I already saw him. 1536 01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:00,416 We're gonna-- 1537 01:22:03,052 --> 01:22:04,920 Keep talking. 1538 01:22:14,097 --> 01:22:15,398 Stewart, 1539 01:22:21,104 --> 01:22:24,207 Why did, why did you move to Pittsburgh? 1540 01:22:28,177 --> 01:22:30,679 - Jesus Colin, it was 15 years ago, I can't-- 1541 01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:31,714 - Stewart. 1542 01:22:32,915 --> 01:22:34,617 - That's where the job was. 1543 01:22:41,324 --> 01:22:43,192 Okay, no. 1544 01:22:46,729 --> 01:22:49,265 The shit storm at Georgetown wore me out. 1545 01:22:52,101 --> 01:22:54,003 And I missed my friend. 1546 01:23:01,210 --> 01:23:02,545 - I missed you too. 1547 01:23:05,514 --> 01:23:08,117 I know I never said that. 1548 01:23:08,284 --> 01:23:09,652 - We're masters at not saying things. 1549 01:23:09,685 --> 01:23:10,886 - We're pathetic. 1550 01:23:10,919 --> 01:23:12,988 I'm pathetic. 1551 01:23:15,891 --> 01:23:17,226 So let me-- 1552 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:18,994 Say this. 1553 01:23:25,101 --> 01:23:27,203 Having you in my life 1554 01:23:28,537 --> 01:23:30,673 has meant the world to me. 1555 01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:33,709 You, 1556 01:23:35,311 --> 01:23:38,314 you are my family. 1557 01:23:45,954 --> 01:23:48,691 - You bastard, you know I feel the same way. 1558 01:23:50,326 --> 01:23:51,794 Our son had some issues. 1559 01:23:52,095 --> 01:23:54,163 (laughing) 1560 01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:03,372 - So I got a meeting with the CW affiliate here. 1561 01:24:05,908 --> 01:24:07,676 They're looking for a weekend anchor. 1562 01:24:10,113 --> 01:24:13,549 You think I might like California? 1563 01:24:16,185 --> 01:24:18,754 - Yeah, I do. 1564 01:24:19,155 --> 01:24:20,189 - I do? 1565 01:24:21,524 --> 01:24:22,925 What, are we married now? 1566 01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:24,059 - Oh, shut it. 1567 01:24:25,294 --> 01:24:26,662 I'm spoken for. 1568 01:24:30,766 --> 01:24:33,202 - [Sport's announcer] How about that one? 1569 01:24:33,236 --> 01:24:34,803 He looked like a freight train out of control 1570 01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:36,339 but it was all net. 1571 01:24:36,372 --> 01:24:37,640 Wow. 1572 01:24:37,673 --> 01:24:38,774 One of the highlights of the night so far. 1573 01:24:38,807 --> 01:24:40,509 And there have been plenty of them. 1574 01:24:40,543 --> 01:24:41,744 Fantastic. 1575 01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:44,313 In case you missed it, the Tigers... 1576 01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:51,254 - [Colin] I feel old. 1577 01:24:53,356 --> 01:24:54,757 - [Stewart] Yeah. 1578 01:24:57,193 --> 01:24:58,661 - [Colin] Well. 1579 01:25:02,198 --> 01:25:04,200 (soft rock music) 92109