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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:08,667 The girl-to-guy ratio at farber high is three to one. 2 00:01:09,167 --> 00:01:12,467 So there are 130 girls that would rather be alone than be with us? 3 00:01:12,467 --> 00:01:14,333 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. 4 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:15,200 I refuse to believe this. 5 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:20,967 I can't wait to start my own band. I'll have my pick of groupies. 6 00:01:21,967 --> 00:01:25,433 - I'd go with any girl. - I'd start with any girl, then trade up. 7 00:01:25,933 --> 00:01:28,567 I'd like to find a girl with common interests. 8 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,567 A girl that's interested in girls? 9 00:01:30,567 --> 00:01:31,567 Heads up. 10 00:01:31,567 --> 00:01:34,067 Melinda Blaine has just entered the building. 11 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:35,867 ( All Gasping ) 12 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:42,800 - She has beautiful skin. - Skin? Wyatt, take in the whole view. 13 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:46,800 If she didn't have a boyfriend, I'd make her mine. 14 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:50,533 I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend. 15 00:01:50,533 --> 00:01:51,367 No way. 16 00:01:51,867 --> 00:01:53,367 Go ahead, make her yours. 17 00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:54,367 Maybe I will. 18 00:01:54,867 --> 00:01:56,367 You'd better act fast. 19 00:01:56,367 --> 00:02:00,800 Girls like that are never without a boyfriend for less than a day. 20 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,800 It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 21 00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:05,500 She's all alone man. 22 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,600 Just waiting. 23 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,100 - Come on, Gary. - Come on, man. 24 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:13,100 Guys, have we learning nothing? 25 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,833 When she's in her I-hate-men phase. 26 00:02:15,333 --> 00:02:16,833 You're asking for crash and burn. 27 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:17,833 ( Clucking like a Chicken ) 28 00:02:18,367 --> 00:02:18,833 Tomorrow! 29 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:20,800 Tomorrow, I'll ask her. 30 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:29,733 Who are we kidding, Gary? 31 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,633 Like we'll ever have a chance with a girl as beautiful as Melinda. 32 00:02:33,433 --> 00:02:35,367 Hi, guys. Got to have lunch. 33 00:02:36,367 --> 00:02:40,867 I don't know why I put up with her. 34 00:02:43,033 --> 00:02:47,533 - Probably the sex. - Oh, that. Right. 35 00:02:49,233 --> 00:02:51,733 - So did I interrupt a good time? - Nope. 36 00:02:51,733 --> 00:02:55,233 You interrupted an endless conversation which leads nowhere 37 00:02:55,233 --> 00:02:56,833 and accomplishes nothing. 38 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,500 - Ooh, what's wrong with him? - Girls. 39 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,500 We talk about asking girls out and talk about talking about 40 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,633 asking girls out but we never ask girls out. 41 00:03:07,133 --> 00:03:08,567 We're lame We need help. 42 00:03:09,233 --> 00:03:11,233 You want to know how to ask girls out? 43 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:15,367 I'll tell you the secret. Just do it. 44 00:03:15,867 --> 00:03:16,867 Don't be intimidated. 45 00:03:16,867 --> 00:03:20,133 Women are waiting for you to ask them out. 46 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:23,133 Excuse me. You look like a very nice person. 47 00:03:23,133 --> 00:03:23,633 I was wondering if... 48 00:03:23,633 --> 00:03:25,800 Forget it. I'm booked. 49 00:03:28,633 --> 00:03:31,967 - You're not helping, Lisa. - Okay, I'll try again. 50 00:03:31,967 --> 00:03:39,000 Wyatt... you're smart funny, handsome, sweet, and lovable. 51 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:40,000 Now do me. 52 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,400 Gary, you're... 53 00:03:46,167 --> 00:03:47,633 unpredictable. 54 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:53,133 You have a... great sense of humor... 55 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:56,667 - and the sexiest blue eyes. - Two of them. 56 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:58,667 You're right. I'm certified chick bait. 57 00:03:58,667 --> 00:04:01,067 That's more like it. Go. Ask Melinda out. 58 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:03,067 Be confident. Confident. 59 00:04:03,567 --> 00:04:04,567 Right. 60 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:16,000 Hi. I'm Gary and I think you would be lucky to go out with me. 61 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:19,000 - What? - Check me out. 62 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:25,500 I got a great sense of humor sexy baby blues and I'm unpredictable. 63 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:28,000 You don't know what I'm going to say next. 64 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 How about "Good-bye"? 65 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,633 Nope. Not even close. 66 00:04:36,633 --> 00:04:38,633 I'm telling you, Lisa set me up. 67 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:40,133 She's got a mean streak. 68 00:04:40,133 --> 00:04:43,633 She said go over to Melinda and be confident not act like an idiot. 69 00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:45,133 It's a fine line. 70 00:04:47,133 --> 00:04:49,133 How are you supposed to understand women? 71 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:51,133 It's like they speak canadian. 72 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:53,633 I'd give anything to figure out how to talk to her 73 00:04:53,633 --> 00:04:56,100 and not sound like a complete idiot. 74 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:01,100 CHETT: Having girl trouble, girls? Ah, don't be ashamed 75 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,167 - We're all ashamed for you. - We don't need your help. 76 00:05:05,133 --> 00:05:09,100 I have found that women respond to flattery. 77 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:15,600 For instance, I'm driving my jeep. I see something I like. 78 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:20,600 I roll down the window. I offer up a compliment like, "Nice butt." 79 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,267 Or, "I'd pay good money for a girl like you." 80 00:05:23,267 --> 00:05:31,200 Makes them feel real sexy. Oh, they may act angry yell back, 81 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:34,200 flip you off slap you with a restraining order forbidding 82 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:39,267 you from coming within 500 yards of them of their stupid cat! 83 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:45,800 But... it's all part of that little game they call romance. 84 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,800 When you're done yelling at them how do you talk to them? 85 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:56,800 Geez, you don't talk to women you touch women. 86 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:57,667 You talk to guys. 87 00:05:58,500 --> 00:05:59,967 What is the matter with you? 88 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:02,367 Now, one last secret. 89 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:04,367 Percentages. 90 00:06:05,867 --> 00:06:10,367 Ask out every chick you see. Sooner or later, you get lucky. 91 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:13,900 It's a number game. Leave no stone unturned. 92 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:14,867 Any questions? 93 00:06:15,867 --> 00:06:17,800 My work here is done. 94 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,500 LISA: Good morning. 95 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,800 - You guys want a ride to school? - I don't think so. 96 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,767 It does 120 in second gear. 97 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:33,700 Hop in. 98 00:06:35,067 --> 00:06:38,167 - I'd rather take the bus. - You still torqued about Melinda? 99 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:41,167 Look, we made you to teach us about women. 100 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,167 So far, we haven't learned Jack. 101 00:06:43,167 --> 00:06:46,733 Gary, ease up. Maybe she just doesn't know, okay? 102 00:06:46,733 --> 00:06:50,000 Oh, I know. I don't think you could handle it. 103 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,000 I'll let you know what I can handle. 104 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,833 I made you, and now I'm commanding you. 105 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:57,300 - Oh, now you're commanding me? - Yes. 106 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,533 I'm commanding you. Teach us everything there is to know about women now. 107 00:07:02,033 --> 00:07:06,067 Oh, yes, master. I am but a simple genie. 108 00:07:06,067 --> 00:07:08,567 - Your wish is my command. - We're dead. 109 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,367 - What did you do? - You'll see. 110 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,800 So, you feel like you understand women now? 111 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,400 Nope. You? 112 00:07:28,867 --> 00:07:30,800 No. I don't feel different at all. 113 00:07:35,467 --> 00:07:36,467 She's all talk. 114 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,733 Hey, I should wear this shirt every day. 115 00:07:48,733 --> 00:07:50,733 I don't think it's the shirt. 116 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:52,733 Is your portal ajar? 117 00:07:53,233 --> 00:07:55,067 Nope. Airtight. 118 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:56,533 Then why is everyone looking at us funny? 119 00:07:58,533 --> 00:07:59,533 Check it out. 120 00:08:00,533 --> 00:08:01,800 I'm in heaven! 121 00:08:04,633 --> 00:08:05,633 Hi. 122 00:08:06,133 --> 00:08:09,100 How are you doing? I'm Ned. 123 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,100 - This is Mike. - That's nice. 124 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,733 So... what's going on? 125 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,800 - You two, uh... new here? - No. 126 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:20,633 You need some help finding a class? 127 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:23,133 No. Why would we need help? 128 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:26,633 Okay. Maybe we'll see you around then. 129 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,967 Yeah, whatever. 130 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:35,233 - What was that? - Got to be the shirt. 131 00:08:36,233 --> 00:08:37,733 ( Whistling ) 132 00:08:48,533 --> 00:08:50,367 - What? - Look at this. 133 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,733 - Hey, they're cute. - They're us! 134 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:55,233 ( Screaming ) 135 00:09:01,133 --> 00:09:03,533 Be cool. We don't want to draw attention. 136 00:09:05,033 --> 00:09:09,033 Oh, my God, we're girls. Gary, do I look like a girl to you? 137 00:09:09,533 --> 00:09:11,533 No. Do I look like a girl to you? 138 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:14,300 - No. - I couldn't stay away. 139 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,800 - I think we look like girls to him. - Uh, we were just leaving. 140 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,300 Hey, what's the hurry? I just got here. 141 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,800 Sorry. We got to run. 142 00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:32,233 Mmm. 143 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:33,700 Shake that cake. 144 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:38,700 Hey... no running in the halls, girls. 145 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,133 Haven't you heard the new rule? 146 00:09:41,133 --> 00:09:43,133 You got to stop and talk to me. 147 00:09:43,133 --> 00:09:45,600 Normally, we'd loved to, but we really got to run. 148 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:50,467 I've got football practice after school. Maybe you'd like to watch. 149 00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:51,867 Uh... maybe. 150 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:58,333 Did you just make a date with a football player for after school. 151 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:01,867 I said "maybe." What are we going to do? 152 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:05,833 Hide! 153 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,800 Hey, girls. 154 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,800 Forgot to put my makeup on. 155 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,000 Do you have a compact, Wy... 156 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,000 Nova? 157 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:24,500 Sorry, Gar... Uh... iette. 158 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:30,100 I left it in that... thing girls use to put makeup in. 159 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,100 I guess we'll just stand here and tease out bangs. 160 00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:48,533 Look at us. We're... we're... we're... babes. 161 00:10:48,533 --> 00:10:50,533 Total, hot babes. 162 00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:05,533 I told you never to get Lisa angry. 163 00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:07,367 Look what she did. 164 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,833 We got to come up with... 165 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:13,300 Gary, you can't... feel anything? 166 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,833 No. It's just an optical illusion. 167 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:24,267 - Lisa, look at us. - Ooh, you look kind of cute. 168 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:27,233 It isn't funny. This time you've definitely lost it. 169 00:11:27,733 --> 00:11:30,233 Look, you're the one who wanted to 170 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,233 know everything there is to know about girls. 171 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:37,233 - I believe that was your command. - That wasn't my command. 172 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:38,867 Why am I the one who's being punished? 173 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:39,667 He's your friend. 174 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:46,533 An opportunity what better way to explore the world of women? 175 00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:48,033 Take advantage of it. 176 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:50,633 She's got a point. 177 00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:53,700 Do you think these will show up on film? 178 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:54,700 WYATT: Gary... 179 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:58,167 Wow. 180 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,667 - Well, have fun, girls. - Oh, great. Great. 181 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:05,667 She's gone. 182 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,167 I have beautiful skin. 183 00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:13,167 I don't know. Maybe this isn't so awful. 184 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,667 We could use this experience to get an insight 185 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,667 into how girl's minds operate. 186 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,167 Observe the way they interact in their own environment. 187 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:22,633 Exactly what I was thinking. 188 00:12:29,133 --> 00:12:31,633 I could do this for the rest of my life. 189 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,600 Hey, looking for a place to sit? 190 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,100 Uh, no, thanks. 191 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,100 I feel like the meat loaf special. 192 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:54,300 Hey, there's Matt and Rog. 193 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,767 Let's give them a thrill. 194 00:12:56,767 --> 00:13:00,267 If a girl likes you as a friend she will never think of you 195 00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:01,767 as anything but a friend. 196 00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:06,533 No, this is different. We started out as friends and then... 197 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:12,067 - Hi. - Hi. Mind if we sit here? 198 00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:16,567 Let's get straight to it. 199 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,567 We know how hard it is for a guy to walk up 200 00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,567 to a girl and talk to her. 201 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:24,900 So we thought just this once, we'd make the first move. 202 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,900 You don't have to impress us. We already like you. 203 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,400 That's right. We like guys other girl overlook 204 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:35,400 the type of guys who are into computer repairs and comic books 205 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:40,033 guys who don't get caught up in fads like exercise. 206 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,000 Or fashion. 207 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,333 Or personal hygiene. 208 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,333 What do you say? 209 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,200 Do you want to go steady? 210 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,200 Man, they turned to stone. 211 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,700 Are we that pathetic with girls? 212 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:05,833 Hey. Babe. I can't believe you gave him your phone number. 213 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:11,333 - It got rid of him, didn't it? - Besides, it wasn't my real number. 214 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,833 You didn't give him your real number? 215 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,333 I hate it when girls do that. 216 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,333 He was so nice to you. 217 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,333 Now what are we going to do? 218 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:20,333 I'm starved. 219 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,333 Got any money? 220 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,333 Yeah, at home. 221 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,833 But I can't show up looking like this. 222 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:27,000 My parents wouldn't exactly understand. 223 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,967 I've got to eat soon. 224 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,300 Whoa! 225 00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:31,800 Double your pleasure! 226 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,300 Double my fun! 227 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,467 Aw, man, your brother's hitting on us. 228 00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:36,467 Don't look at him. 229 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:41,467 Mm-hmm. You got a butt like a french model. 230 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:42,967 Want to go do something? 231 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:43,967 Hang out? 232 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,967 Maybe get something to eat? 233 00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:48,467 Are you buying? 234 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:49,467 You bet. 235 00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:52,167 You've lost your mind. 236 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,167 A girl's got to eat. 237 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:54,667 Oh, man. 238 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:59,167 Anybody ever tell you two you make a lovely foursome? 239 00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:01,400 ( Laughing ) 240 00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:11,467 Hey, I like a girl who's not afraid to eat like a guy. 241 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,900 I don't know what's with this one. 242 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,833 My name's Wynona. 243 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,333 How about a brownie? 244 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,767 Oh, anything you want, honey. 245 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,667 And some more soda. 246 00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:27,167 It's yours. 247 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:29,167 Can I have a soda? 248 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,667 I'm telling you, Wy, girls have it made. 249 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,667 - Some girls. - What's your problem, Wynona? 250 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:40,167 You've been too busy being belle of the ball to notice 251 00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:42,700 I'm not having a very good time. 252 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,700 He acts like I'm not even here. 253 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,200 Let me play this back for you. 254 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,133 You're saying, you're upset because your brother 255 00:15:49,133 --> 00:15:50,633 finds me more attractive than you? 256 00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:54,133 You're right. It's sick. 257 00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:55,633 I just wish I were blonde. 258 00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:58,600 Where's my brownie? 259 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,067 Well, look what the cat dragged in. 260 00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:06,500 No! No, it can't be. 261 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,300 Chett's picking up on Melinda. My Melinda 262 00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:15,633 - And she's eating our brownie. - Will you forget about the stupid brownie. 263 00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:20,133 The woman of my dreams needs my protection. 264 00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:22,567 What are you going to do, whale on him with your pumps? 265 00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:23,567 No. 266 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,100 I'm going to throw a hissy fit. 267 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:32,100 Melinda... sounds like an exotic dancer's name. 268 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,867 Have I ever seen you at skinny dippers? 269 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,333 - I think so. - Excuse me. 270 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,767 Who do you think you are, treating me like this? 271 00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:41,767 Do you think I'm some dog toy you can just toss 272 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,767 to the side when you get tired of me? 273 00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:46,167 Whoa, Whoa. Slow down, blue eyes. 274 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:51,533 I will not slow down! I thought I meant something to you. 275 00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,533 Did you think it wasn't going to hurt? 276 00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:56,400 Well, it does hurt. It hurts bad. 277 00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,400 I'm sorry, fellow girl. 278 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:04,367 you won't let this butch jerk do to you what he did to me. 279 00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:07,100 I think somebody needs to take her midol. 280 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:12,567 - Having fun? - Not as much fun as gariette. 281 00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:15,500 Everybody treats me like the ugly stepsister. 282 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,000 Oh, you're just being hard on yourself. 283 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:22,267 You know what they say-- love strikes when you least expect it. 284 00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:22,767 Huh? 285 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:27,200 Hey, Babe. 286 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:30,600 - Oh, no. - Missed you at football practice. 287 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,100 Sorry about that. 288 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:37,200 And you know your answering machine tells the time and temperature? 289 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,600 Can I buy you a... cheesecake? 290 00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:43,267 I hate you. I hate you! 291 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,533 - I think you'd better leave. - I will. 292 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:51,033 But rust, let me clear one thing up... 293 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:56,033 she means nothing to me. 294 00:17:57,033 --> 00:18:01,033 But you have butt like a french model. 295 00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:06,533 I hate guys like that. 296 00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:09,033 Why did you go out with him? 297 00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:12,033 - I was hungry. - I'd rather starve. 298 00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:16,033 You're a mess. Come on. 299 00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:18,700 Let's go to the bathroom and get you cleaned up. 300 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,433 I love it when they whip the cheese like this. 301 00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:25,733 - Uh-huh. Great. - Blue eyes went wacko. 302 00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:27,533 Finish up. We're leaving. 303 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:28,500 Who's this jerk? 304 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,000 Why don't you turn yourself around walk away and 305 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 noboby gets his puny ass kicked. 306 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,500 Excuse me? Did you just say you wanted me 307 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,333 to rip your spine out and strangle you with it? 308 00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:52,133 I know how you feel. 309 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:54,133 I just broke up with my boyfriend. 310 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,133 Well, I'm sure you've got the next one lined up. 311 00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:58,133 You're so great looking. 312 00:18:58,633 --> 00:19:00,633 I bet you won't be alone for more than a day-- 313 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:02,133 Day and a half, tops. 314 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:06,067 I didn't date for a year before my last boyfriend. 315 00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:07,067 A year? 316 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:22,167 Boys, please... don't fight over me. 317 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,167 She's right. 318 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:25,167 What are we going? 319 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,667 She's not even the cute one. 320 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,667 She wouldn't even come to my football practice. 321 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,167 You play football? 322 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:32,667 I love football. 323 00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:33,667 You do? 324 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,167 You want to come watch practice? 325 00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:35,667 Could I? 326 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,667 ( Laughing ) 327 00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:40,867 You freak! 328 00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:44,367 Guys just freak me out. 329 00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:46,367 I don't know how to talk to them. 330 00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:49,333 I always get nervous and come off sounding stupid. 331 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:50,700 You? 332 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:52,600 You're nervous around guys? 333 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,600 Terrified. 334 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:57,700 I don't understand what they want-- besides the obvious. 335 00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,200 I know what I want. 336 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:03,933 Yeah? But it's probably not something you could put into words. 337 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:06,400 Oh, no. I know exactly what it is. 338 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,133 I want a guy who can talk to me the way 339 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:12,133 that we're talking right now you know? 340 00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:14,367 No come-ons, no games. 341 00:20:14,867 --> 00:20:16,333 No clever opening lines? 342 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,333 Aren't you sick of them? 343 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,733 After the kind of day I had? 344 00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:21,233 Yeah. 345 00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:26,233 - You going to be okay? - Sure. Thanks. 346 00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:32,767 Yes! I know the secret! 347 00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:34,767 I figured it out. 348 00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,267 What's so simple? 349 00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:39,767 Women. 350 00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:42,267 The whole mystery of women. 351 00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:45,667 They're just as afraid of us as we are of them. 352 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:50,867 Thanks, Lisa. I'm sorry I ever command you. 353 00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:52,367 Apology accepted. 354 00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:55,367 I needed to learn a lesson here, and I have. 355 00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:57,867 Women just need to be related to person-to-person. 356 00:20:57,867 --> 00:21:00,233 No come-ons, no pick up lines. 357 00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:01,700 Just sincerity. 358 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:07,067 Now I'm going to score with Melinda for sure. 359 00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:14,367 I'm a guy... again. 360 00:21:14,867 --> 00:21:17,800 - Perfect timing. - Yep. Perfect. 361 00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:26,067 Hi. um... I'm Gary and this is not a come-on line. 362 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,733 I'd like to get to know you. 363 00:21:27,733 --> 00:21:29,233 In the ladies room? 364 00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:31,700 Hey, there's a pervert in here! 365 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,900 I love this. This car is great. 366 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:45,900 Pretty great. 367 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,400 No cup holder. 368 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,967 Relax. We're here and may I suggest a nine iron. 369 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,700 Captioned by Grantman Brown 26974

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