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Dad...
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Dad, I love you.
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I love you so much, Dad.
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What is it, Scott?
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90, Mom.
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Okay. Great.
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Dad.
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I love you.
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What?
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I love you so much, Dad.
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Please, can we get Disney+?
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God damn it.
Not this shit again!
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No. We don't need
Disney ♪♪♪♪ +, Scott!
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We've got cable,
and that's enough.
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All this talk about
Disney+ and CBS Max
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and shit on a ♪♪♪♪
extreme prime.
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Where's it gonna end?!
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Straight to ♪♪♪♪ hell,
that's where.
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I'm going to work.
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Shit!
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Asshole.
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Mkay, kids.
If we can all be quiet, please.
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Today is a very special day
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because we have a new student
who has just moved to town
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and will be starting
her scholastic adventures
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here in South Park.
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I know you are all
going to be very kind
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and make her feel at home.
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Pfffft. Yeah.
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Please say hi to Sophie Gray.
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Hey, guys.
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Um... well,
I moved here from Arizona.
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I really like soccer,
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and I love
"The Mandalorian."
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And, um...
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I guess one thing about me
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that might be kind of different
is that...
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I have diabetes.
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Say what?!
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I have a thing called diabetes.
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It's a condition that
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affects the way my body
processes sugar.
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- ♪ Will you marry me? ♪
- It just means
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I have to check my blood sugar
once in a while,
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and sometimes I have...
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♪ I swear that I will mean it ♪
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♪ I say, will you marry me? ♪
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Part of who I am.
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Oh! And I also have a pony.
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♪ Singing... ♪
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Holy shit, you guys!
What am I gonna do?!
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About what?
About Sophie Gray!
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She's my boo!
I love her!
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What am I supposed
to say to her?
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Scott, you can't be
with Sophie Gray.
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She has diabetes.
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I know!
That's why she's perfect!
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No, Scott,
If you and Sophie have a baby,
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it'll have super diabetes.
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I'm not sure,
but I'm pretty sure
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that causes a crater
on the Earth.
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That girl is pretty fly.
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As soon as she said
she watches "Mandalorian,"
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it gave me a little boner.
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If you wanna be
with the new girl,
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you're gonna have
some stiff competition.
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Get it? S‐Stiff...
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c‐c‐c‐c...
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competition.
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But she has diabetes!
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You guys always rip on me
for having diabetes!
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You guys
always rip on me for having diabetes.
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I'm Scott Malkinson.
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Oh, no!
Not this time!
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You assholes aren't ruining
Scott Malkinson's life again!
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I'm taking control,
you understand?
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I'm taking control,
you understand.
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- I'm Scott Malkinson.
- I have diabetes.
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♪ I can smell the chemicals ♪
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Hey, Clark.
Clark, you there?
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This is Clark. Go ahead.
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Yeah, hey. I think
we actually have a job.
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The Stotches need their
cable box looked at.
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Alright. I'm on it!
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Now, listen, Clark.
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Part of why
we're losing customers
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is because people say
our service is slow.
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Don't worry.
I'll be there as fast as I can!
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Welcome to McDonald's.
Can I take your order?
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Number 3 Value Meal.
No pickle.
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Oh. Well, finally.
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The cable company
gave us a window
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of noon to 5:00
for you to show up.
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It's 5:15.
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Only 15 minutes late.
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This is why we should quit cable
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and just go to
streaming services.
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Oh! You want quantity
over quality?!
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Streaming services
are destroying our town!
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People don't watch and bond
over the same shows anymore.
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Everyone watches
something different.
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'Cause you got assholes
in Hollywood
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making little niche programs
for everybody.
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That's what you want?!
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Yeah, I think I do.
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Goth Kid: Uh, hi.
You're the new girl, right?
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Just wanted to say, you know...
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welcome to the school.
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Oh, thanks!
That's really nice of you.
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I was wondering if,
maybe sometime,
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well, I could show you around,
if you need it.
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Wow! That'd be great.
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A couple of the other guys
offered, too.
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Yeah.
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A lot of the guys here
are posers, though.
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- You gotta be careful.
- That's funny.
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Another one of the guys
said that.
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He was the tall kid
that kind of dresses like you?
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Oh, yeah.
He's a total poser.
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God damn it.
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Assholes.
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Yeah, and so my dad actually
still lives in Scottsdale.
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Scottsdale.
I love it there.
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Hey, Sophie.
How's it going?
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Aah!
Watch it, dork.
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I have something really
important to tell you, Sophie.
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It can't wait.
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Oh, okay.
I'll see you around, huh?
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Yeah.
Sure thing.
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So, um...
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You have diabetes, right?
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Yeah.
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I...
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have diabetes.
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Oh.
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So...
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what do you wanna do now?
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So...
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What's your favorite food
that you can't eat?
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Mine's waffles.
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Um... I haven't
really thought about it.
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Oh...
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Do you watch
"The Mandalorian" on Disney+?
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Oh, uh, yeah.
Of course.
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I love "The Mandalorian!"
Right?
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It's the best Star Wars thing
since "Empire."
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Makes all the new movies
look like dog shit.
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Yeah.
Like stupid dog shit.
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Hey!
You're the new girl, right?
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She's busy!!
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Hey, are you gonna
watch the new episode on Friday?
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We could watch it together
if you want.
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Oh, my God.
I would love that.
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Okay. I'll come over right
when it starts streaming!
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Oh!
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Well...
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The thing is...
I mean...
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Timmy!
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She's busy,
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and she's watching "Mandalorian"
at my house!
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Timmy...
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Look at that.
Look!
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240 channels
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of anything we want to watch.
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- No accounts.
- No ♪♪♪♪ passwords.
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Just pure, simple, basic cable.
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Ma! Dad!
Guess what!
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Not now, Scott.
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Your mom and I are enjoying
watching whatever we want
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and not signing up for anything.
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But, Dad, there's
this new girl at school,
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and she has diabetes!
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Oh!
That's wonderful, Scott!
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Yeah, and guess what?
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She wants to come
over to our house!
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So, we have to get Disney+!
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Aw!
Not this shit again!
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The answer is no!
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Dad, please!
This is my life!
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Streaming services
are destroying
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our culture, Scott!
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People got a thousand shows
at their fingertips 24/7,
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so now Hollywood has
to make shows within their shows
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to make more shows!
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But, Dad,
what's wrong with people
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watching what they wanna watch
when they wanna watch it?
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What's wrong with people
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watching what they want
when they wanna watch it?
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I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes.
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Unbelievable!
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Yeah, it's me.
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It's time we took all these
streaming services down.
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Tell all the guys
we're meeting A. S. A. P.,
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in a window between 10:00 a. m.
And 2:00 p. m. on Thursday.
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God damn it!
Where are they?
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We're gonna run out of time!
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Where the hell
have you guys been?
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You gave us a window
of 10:00 a. m. to 2:00 p. m.
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It's 1:50.
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Between 10:00 and 2:00
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doesn't mean you wait
until one ♪♪♪♪ fifty!
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Wow.
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What's wrong with you?
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What's wrong is that
we're losing our asses
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to these streaming
sons a bitches!
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I don't know about you guys,
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but I haven't worked a full day
in weeks.
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That's right.
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These streaming services
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all still need the Internet
to stream, right?
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And who laid all that cable
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those companies
are streaming on?
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- We did.
- We did.
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That's right, we ♪♪♪♪ did!
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We're cable repairmen.
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We control what goes
into people's houses... us!
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It's time that
we worked together
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and show people just how much
they still need us!
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00:10:20,223 --> 00:10:23,158
Yeah! Let's uncouple
the stranded conductor!
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Let's tear the insulation off
the retractile cables!
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00:10:26,676 --> 00:10:29,291
Bill and Dave, you get supplies
from the electronics store.
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Kurt, help Michael with
the hardware we're gonna need!
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Let's meet at the breaker
between 4:00 and 7:00 p. m.!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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00:11:01,665 --> 00:11:03,649
You're watching "Canada Ploos,"
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Your source for all
Canadian entertainment!
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Oh, that's pretty cool.
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00:11:08,581 --> 00:11:10,952
Which Canadian program
would you like to watch?
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"Terrance and Phillip."
"The Queef Sisters."
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"Terrance and Phillip."
"The Queef Sisters."
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"Terrance and ..."
"The Queef Si..."
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Katherine, I have some bad news.
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What is it, Katie?
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Ugh!
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God damn it.
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- You gotta help me!
- With what?
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With my baby girl!
She's everything to me, bro!
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But to impress her,
I have to get Disney+.
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How can I get it without
my parents credit card?
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You don't wanna
go messing with that.
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You once had a girlfriend, Eric.
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You and Heidi were together
a long time.
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You know how important this is!
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You want my advice.
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You're better off, Scott.
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Let some other fool
have his life ruined.
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What are you talking
about, Er...
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Do you know
what love is, Scott?!
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I'll tell you one thing...
it's not the happy ending
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that Disney movies promised us.
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There's just frustration
and anger and pain.
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Relationships
are diabetes times 10.
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I can handle diabetes.
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I can handle a relationship.
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Fine.
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I'll tell you how
to get Disney+.
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But when you feel like
killing yourself in two years,
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don't do it in front of me.
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Alright.
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00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:28,950
Let's do this.
261
00:12:48,339 --> 00:12:51,643
Dave? Dave, you got everything
from the electronics store?
262
00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:53,720
Not yet.
Still working on it.
263
00:12:53,987 --> 00:12:55,844
Well, what the ♪♪♪♪
are you doing?
264
00:12:55,932 --> 00:12:58,026
You gave me a window of noon
to 3:00 to get it all.
265
00:12:58,113 --> 00:12:59,376
It's only 2:45!
266
00:12:59,464 --> 00:13:00,743
God ♪♪♪♪ damn it.
267
00:13:00,831 --> 00:13:03,407
Can we please get the show
on the road here, guys?!
268
00:13:03,495 --> 00:13:05,643
Kurt,
you got the cable splitters?
269
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,315
- Huh?
- God damn it!
270
00:13:08,403 --> 00:13:10,276
Get the ♪♪♪♪ cable splitters!
271
00:13:18,644 --> 00:13:20,346
Streaming accounts.
272
00:13:25,923 --> 00:13:28,205
Streaming accounts
and passwords.
273
00:13:28,386 --> 00:13:29,956
Streaming accounts.
274
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:31,362
Passwords.
275
00:13:31,513 --> 00:13:32,628
Uh, hey.
276
00:13:32,716 --> 00:13:33,735
Hey.
277
00:13:33,823 --> 00:13:35,263
What's goin' on?
278
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:36,731
Uh, Eric Cartman told me
279
00:13:36,818 --> 00:13:38,792
you have access
to streaming accounts?
280
00:13:39,042 --> 00:13:41,402
Maybe I do.
And maybe I don't.
281
00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:42,837
Are you a cop?
282
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:45,373
No, I'm Scott Malkinson.
I go to your school.
283
00:13:45,934 --> 00:13:47,371
Never heard of you.
284
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,379
Haven't you ever heard
the other kids say,
285
00:13:49,403 --> 00:13:51,246
"I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes?"
286
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,647
Well, I'm Scott Malkinson.
287
00:13:52,817 --> 00:13:54,249
Oh yeah.
288
00:13:54,336 --> 00:13:55,645
Well, in that case...
289
00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,926
Hulu, Netflix, HBO Max.
290
00:13:58,028 --> 00:14:00,421
I got all the accounts
and passwords you need.
291
00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:02,746
No, I need a Disney+ account.
292
00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:04,692
Oh, you want the good stuff.
293
00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:07,028
That's pricey.
Hard to find.
294
00:14:07,184 --> 00:14:09,432
What, uh...
are you lookin' to trade?
295
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,379
I have two 16‐needle
boxes of insulin.
296
00:14:20,191 --> 00:14:21,305
Oh.
297
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,542
Oh, God!
298
00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:24,996
Oh!
299
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:27,420
Yeah.
That's pretty good shit.
300
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,309
Alright.
Here you go.
301
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:33,043
Disney+ account and password.
302
00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:40,381
Alright.
303
00:14:40,469 --> 00:14:43,085
I've got the static coupler
connected to the RF switch!
304
00:14:43,278 --> 00:14:45,158
You got the BT router undone,
Dave?
305
00:14:45,246 --> 00:14:47,197
Yeah. Yeah.
I think that's got it.
306
00:14:47,285 --> 00:14:49,791
Okay.
Let's throw the pulse cable!
307
00:14:55,474 --> 00:14:57,184
Yeah!
I think that's good!
308
00:15:01,963 --> 00:15:03,434
Oh, God.
309
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,190
Hey!
Hi. Sophie.
310
00:15:09,278 --> 00:15:11,239
The show starts streaming
in two minutes!
311
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,457
I have to watch right
when it starts streaming.
312
00:15:13,528 --> 00:15:14,642
I hate spoilers!
313
00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:15,877
Me too!
314
00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:17,840
This'll be a great place
to watch it!
315
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:19,473
Uh‐oh.
316
00:15:19,561 --> 00:15:21,143
Hey do you have some juice
or something?
317
00:15:21,231 --> 00:15:22,583
My blood sugar is a little low.
318
00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:24,285
Oh, my God.
I love you so much.
319
00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:25,573
Huh?
320
00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:27,697
Uh, here you go.
321
00:15:27,785 --> 00:15:29,423
I have lots of juices
standing by.
322
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:30,660
Great!
323
00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:32,981
Mmm! Okay! It's time!
Put it on.
324
00:15:33,069 --> 00:15:34,403
Oh‐kay!
325
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,264
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
326
00:15:40,288 --> 00:15:41,489
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
327
00:15:46,394 --> 00:15:47,705
Hey!
What's going on!
328
00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:49,111
I‐I don't know.
329
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,812
This is item number 4‐5‐7...
330
00:15:51,899 --> 00:15:53,582
Can you change it back?
331
00:15:54,669 --> 00:15:56,340
It's not...
working.
332
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:59,434
Look at these
stunning earrings...
333
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,986
I don't know what's going on!
It's gonna be okay!
334
00:16:05,074 --> 00:16:07,161
That Jimmy kid invited me
to watch at his house!
335
00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:08,012
Come on!
336
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,479
Oh, no! Not Jimmy!
337
00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:10,619
Bay! Bay!
338
00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:12,087
Come back!
339
00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:19,333
Now back to "PC Babies."
340
00:16:20,497 --> 00:16:22,345
"PC Babies"?
What the hell is this?
341
00:16:22,432 --> 00:16:23,832
Put it back to
"Mandalorian," Jimmy.
342
00:16:23,912 --> 00:16:25,559
Nobody likes
"PC Babies."
343
00:16:25,702 --> 00:16:28,251
I'm trying, but something's
wrong with the TV.
344
00:16:28,345 --> 00:16:29,988
..karat gold.
345
00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:32,320
This is bullcrap.
Give me that thing.
346
00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:35,192
You're watching
"Canada Ploos!"
347
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,567
God damn it!
348
00:16:39,718 --> 00:16:42,121
Oh. Hey, Sophie.
349
00:16:42,443 --> 00:16:43,528
And Scott.
350
00:16:43,616 --> 00:16:45,301
Hey. Hope it' still okay
to come over.
351
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,059
Sure.
Come on in.
352
00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:50,012
Hey, look who's here, fellas.
It's Sophie.
353
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,153
And Scott!
354
00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:52,361
- Hey, Sophie.
- Hey, Sophie.
355
00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:54,666
Oh, no. Your streaming services
are messing up, too?
356
00:16:54,754 --> 00:16:56,527
What do you mean?
This isn't just happening here?
357
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:58,266
No. We were just
at Scott's house,
358
00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:00,614
and it was the same thing.
This is terrible.
359
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:02,448
Hey, don't worry, Soph.
360
00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:04,434
We can watch it together
at Token's house.
361
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,356
His family has the best
AV equipment.
362
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:09,160
Oh, what happened to "girls
are just like diabetes"?
363
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,875
Let's just hurry
and get to Token's house.
364
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,168
Yeah.
Come on, Sophie.
365
00:17:12,256 --> 00:17:13,645
And Scott!
366
00:17:16,004 --> 00:17:17,154
We're the Blacks...‐
367
00:17:17,241 --> 00:17:19,156
A hip family
just trying to get by.
368
00:17:19,423 --> 00:17:21,438
The problem is our neighbors.
369
00:17:21,525 --> 00:17:22,582
We're the Whites.
370
00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:25,285
Nobody ever cares if bad things
happen to us anymore.
371
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,043
And things are getting worse.
372
00:17:27,175 --> 00:17:28,965
- Because in this town,
- Because in this town,
373
00:17:28,989 --> 00:17:31,176
- it's "The Whites and The Blacks,"
- it's "The Whites and The Blacks,"
374
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,749
- on Amazon Prime.
- On Amazon Prime.
375
00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:36,371
What the...? What is wrong
with this stupid thing?
376
00:17:36,809 --> 00:17:38,793
I don't even know who to call.
377
00:17:38,914 --> 00:17:40,488
Here, let me try something.
378
00:17:41,676 --> 00:17:43,903
Here it comes.
Here it comes. Shh.
379
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,863
Park County cable.
380
00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:48,849
Oh, your streaming
isn't working? Huh.
381
00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:52,207
Gee, I'm sorry, but that's
really not our problem...
382
00:17:52,318 --> 00:17:53,765
Uh, sir, can you hang on?
383
00:17:53,853 --> 00:17:55,035
I got another call.
384
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,774
Park County cable.
385
00:17:57,026 --> 00:17:59,463
None of your streaming services
are working, either?
386
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:00,577
Don't worry.
387
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,412
You and everyone else
in this town
388
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,918
can count on
your local cable company.
389
00:18:05,006 --> 00:18:06,721
We'll come fix the problem.
390
00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:10,231
Alright, guys. Let's be
the heroes this town needs.
391
00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:12,801
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
392
00:18:20,425 --> 00:18:23,731
You're watching
"Crab People" on HBO Max.
393
00:18:26,789 --> 00:18:29,638
So you say that these
mutant crab people
394
00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:32,542
came up from under the ground,
and started eating children?
395
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:35,504
No, no, no. "Crab People"
is a show that came on TV
396
00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:38,434
when I was trying to watch
"Stranger Things" on Netflix.
397
00:18:38,522 --> 00:18:39,956
Oh.
398
00:18:44,329 --> 00:18:47,356
Mom, I can't watch
Mandalorian ANYWHERE.
399
00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:49,340
Oh, no.
It's happening here, too?
400
00:18:49,513 --> 00:18:51,010
Who are all these boys, Sophie?
401
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:53,223
Hello, ma'am.
I'm Eric Cartman. How are you?
402
00:18:53,311 --> 00:18:55,113
Hi.
My name's Jimmy.
403
00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,473
‐Clyde Donovan.
‐Yeah, yeah.
404
00:18:58,561 --> 00:18:59,856
Nobody cares, Clyde.
405
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,462
Well, it looks like nobody's
streaming shows tonight.
406
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:28,598
Sorry, Sophie.
407
00:19:28,685 --> 00:19:30,400
Not as sorry as I am, Sophie.
408
00:19:30,487 --> 00:19:33,456
I'm the most sorriest, Sophie.
409
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:37,542
You assholes,
stop talking to her!
410
00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:38,716
Scott?
411
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:41,577
I am done having you all ruin
my life! You hear me?
412
00:19:41,665 --> 00:19:42,665
Done!
413
00:19:42,732 --> 00:19:45,048
You've taken my dignity
for all these years,
414
00:19:45,136 --> 00:19:47,691
but you are not
taking my girlfriend!
415
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,503
What are you talking
about, Scott?
416
00:19:49,591 --> 00:19:51,427
I'm not your girlfriend.
417
00:19:52,731 --> 00:19:53,862
You're not?
418
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:56,253
Uh‐oh. Looks like you got some
pie on your face, Scott.
419
00:19:56,356 --> 00:19:57,926
I'm not anyone's girlfriend.
420
00:19:58,014 --> 00:19:59,762
I just ♪♪♪♪ moved here,
you guys.
421
00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:02,786
Can I have time to unpack
the shit in my room?
422
00:20:03,553 --> 00:20:05,576
But Sophie,
you're totally my type...
423
00:20:05,701 --> 00:20:07,482
type one diabetes.
424
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,716
Scott, I'm more than just
my diabetes.
425
00:20:13,064 --> 00:20:14,699
Well, I'm not.
426
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,433
I'm Scott Malkinson.
427
00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:43,482
Need a candy bar?
428
00:20:44,672 --> 00:20:46,131
You're low, right?
429
00:20:46,354 --> 00:20:47,623
Here.
430
00:20:48,628 --> 00:20:51,977
It stinks having diabetes,
sometimes, huh?
431
00:20:52,065 --> 00:20:54,014
You seem to do alright.
432
00:20:54,102 --> 00:20:55,550
Still sucks.
433
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,638
Kids don't know how much
extra you have to do
434
00:20:57,726 --> 00:20:59,443
every day just to be okay.
435
00:20:59,886 --> 00:21:01,146
Yeah.
436
00:21:01,287 --> 00:21:02,847
I'm glad there's a kid
at my new school
437
00:21:02,935 --> 00:21:04,935
who I can talk about
diabetes with.
438
00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:08,021
You don't think
I'm weird and gross?
439
00:21:08,109 --> 00:21:10,892
You know what? I don't think
you're any weirder or grosser
440
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:13,021
than any of the other boys
in this town.
441
00:21:13,597 --> 00:21:16,880
Wow. That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
442
00:21:17,115 --> 00:21:19,326
I'm sorry you missed
your show, Sophie.
443
00:21:19,414 --> 00:21:20,513
I don't know what happened,
444
00:21:20,601 --> 00:21:22,978
but somehow I feel like
it was my fault.
445
00:21:23,066 --> 00:21:25,615
It's okay.
I had an interesting night.
446
00:21:25,703 --> 00:21:28,943
I think I kind of like
the "Scott Malkinson Show."
447
00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:41,636
Okay, we're here.
We... ah, shit.
448
00:21:42,714 --> 00:21:45,334
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