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Dee: So sign up for the
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invigaron system today, and take
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the first steps toward obtaining
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financial freedom.
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Invigaron... a business
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opportunity as rare as the
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albani berries themselves.
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Charlie: What's happening?
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You're, like, a Berry salesman
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now or...?
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No, I'm a distributor,
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Charlie, for a revolutionary new
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product that changes lives.
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Dennis: Right. Now explain
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these to me.
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Oh, those are my
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new wrenches.
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I got those free for sitting
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through a 20-minute
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presentation.
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Mac: Oh, I get it now.
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It's a scam.
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No, no, no, no, no,
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it's not a scam at all.
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I also had reservations in the
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beginning, but these super
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berries grow in the andes
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mountains, okay?
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Alpacas can survive entire
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winters on this shit.
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Oh, shit! So it's like a
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super Berry, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
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Now what kind of superpowers
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are you talking about?
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Like, do you survive
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the winter?
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Great question.
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So is that the only super
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power you get, surviving
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winters?
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Because I've survived many
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winters without these berries.
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No, I think I have an answer
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for all of this stuff, okay?
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Okay.
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Charlie, allow me
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to demonstrate.
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Oh, you got a thing here.
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Come over here and hold
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on to these.
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Now, this machine is gonna
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measure the level of toxins
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in your body caused by stress.
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All right. Where do I put
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my feet?
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Wherever you want.
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I'm gonna put them on
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the stool.
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Great. It doesn't matter.
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Okay, here we go.
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120, 140, 157.
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(Machine beeping)
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Oh, shit, Charlie. 157?
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Is that bad?
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Yeah, it's not good.
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Guys, I got 157.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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157 what?
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Units.
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Units, dude.
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Units of what?
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Units of stress!
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Ah!
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You're very, very high
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in your...
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That's a lot of units!
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In your stress unit.
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But don't even worry, because
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invigaron can help you.
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These berries are chock-full
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of antioxidants and
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phytonutrients.
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Oh, thank god.
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All right, I'm sold. I'm in.
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Of course you're buying it,
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because you're as big of an
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idiot as she is.
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You're getting scammed, Dee!
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It's not a scam!
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You walked into a room that
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you could have walked out of
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with a free set of golf clubs,
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but instead you got got.
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Hey, I say we get ourselves
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a new pair of golf clubs, huh?
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Yeah, well, we won't get got
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though.
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We gonna get.
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See, Dee, people like us, we
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don't get got.
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We go get.
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That's right.
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You won't see us getting
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scammed.
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No way. (Laughs)
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Hey-oh! All right, Charlie,
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I signed you up for the gold
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member starter kit, okay?
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Good. Yeah.
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Yeah. You know what's
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in here?
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Two cases of the juice, four
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packs of the energy gel.
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Nice.
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There's a box of shake mix,
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and I think they threw in a
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bunch of protein...
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
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What are you doing, Charlie?!
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What?
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What are you doing?!
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I'm drinking the Berry juice
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to save my life.
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This is not about berries,
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all right?
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You sell it. This is a whole
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moneymaking system, okay?
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That's what invigaron is.
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It's-it's about money,
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and it's about, you know,
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"wealth creation through-through
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the use of antioxidants,
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powerful antioxidants."
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Yeah, uh-huh.
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And, you know, we're going
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to "redefine success and-and
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change the world."
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You know what?
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All those words are, like,
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stressing me out, Dee.
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And I can't get more str...
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I'm at 157!
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I'm gonna be honest.
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I'm a little confused as well.
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Uh, I don't have a firm grasp
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on exactly how this...
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It's confusing stuff.
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Where the hell is frank?
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Where the hell is frank?
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He can help us.
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He's, like, a business genius.
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I don't know where he is.
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He didn't come home this
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morning.
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He took off last night.
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He said he had some dream
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or something.
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And, like, he woke up, he's
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like, "ah, Charlie, I got to
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get to the playground."
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And he shot out of here.
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Why is he at the playground?
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I don't know.
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He told me not to come.
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Well, we got to go
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figure it out.
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He can help explain all this.
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Yeah, he's good with stuff
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like this.
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We're not.
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All right, all right,
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let's do it.
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I'm drinking this one though.
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Yeah, but don't open
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any more.
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Frank?
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Huh?
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What is this? You're stuck?
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Was this your plan?
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Frank: No.
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What is this?
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How did this happen?
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How does anything happen,
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Charlie?
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Move past it, will ya?
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I'm afraid that's going
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to be impossible.
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Yeah. Where are your clothes?
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Why are you naked and stuck
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in a coil?
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Just get me out of here.
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All right, well, first
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we should do the
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thing because..
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Yeah. Charlie and I have
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a couple of business questions
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we wanted to ask you first.
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What? Deandra, don't
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dick around.
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Get me out of here!
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Look, I'll be quick, okay?
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Now, Charlie and I have recently
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come into a rare business
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opportunity, and we were hoping
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you could clear a couple things
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up for us.
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Can you look at that?
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It's a pyramid scheme.
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It's not a pyramid scheme.
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It's a reverse funnel system.
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Turn it upside down.
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Oh, shit!
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Goddamn it! Shit!
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All right, you've been duped,
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suckers.
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You're the sucker, okay?
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You're naked and you're stuck
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in a coil!
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All right, calm down,
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calm down.
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Look, frank is there any way,
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you know, to get out of one
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of these schemes?
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All right, what you got to do
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is round up a couple of suckers
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and get 'em hooked.
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Dummies with deep pockets
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are the best.
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What about Ben the soldier?
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Well, he's as dumb as
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you can get.
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Yeah.
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He's dumb as bricks,
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that guy.
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He's so stupid.
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All right, let's do it.
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That's good.
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We'll get him, and I'll get,
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like, a pulley or a rope, and
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we'll just yank you out of there
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or something, all right?
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Get me out of here.
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Yeah. Hold on, hold on.
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Charlie, whoa, think about this.
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If we get him out of there,
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how do we know he's gonna keep
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helping us?
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Well, what do you mean?
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If we get him out of there,
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he might scam us further.
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We don't know.
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He's a business mastermind.
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I don't know what he's got
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going on.
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Shit, that's a good point.
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I mean, what's he doing
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in that coil, you know
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what I mean? He wouldn't say.
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He could be up to something.
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I say we leave him stuck in
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there just for a few more days
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so we can leverage him for
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business advice...
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Right. We keep him contained.
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That's right.
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If we need questions,
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we just go to him.
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That's right.
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All right, all right.
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Hey, uh, frank, we'll be
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back in a couple days to help
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you out, okay, buddy?
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No, no, no, no!
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Deandra, I don't have a
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couple of days!
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It's Saturday coming up.
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There's gonna be kids here!
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Hey, guys.
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You here for the presentation?
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I'm Harris marder.
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Save it, bozo.
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We're here for the free
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golf clubs.
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You got exactly 20 minutes
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to do your little song
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and dance.
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We're just gonna tune out, so
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why don't you give us a wave
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when you're finished.
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Or don't.
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What's the point?
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I'd just be wasting my time.
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I mean, obviously,
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you two are smart.
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19 minutes and 50 seconds,
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clown.
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Don't get me wrong.
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Invigaron is great, but you got
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to put in the hours.
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You fellows strike me more as
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men of leisure.
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(Dennis scoffs)
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Obviously.
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Well, we are.
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Yeah, I mean, this guy's got
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the Hawaiian shirt, you with
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the killer tan.
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Bet it's killing you guys
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to be stuck indoors on a
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beautiful day like today.
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It is. So less yapping,
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more golf clubs please.
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(Dennis chuckles)
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Yeah, I get it.
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And you know what?
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Because you guys are such great
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sports, I'm gonna throw in a
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coupon for a free round of golf
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at the dusty dunes resort
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in Orlando.
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You guys been to Florida?
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Been there? Not physically.
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If you want, I can set you
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up with one of their private
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villas.
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(Scoffs): Private villa.
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Whatever. That's pretty nice.
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Look at that.
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Oh, it is nice.
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Did you know that the average
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rate for a hotel room 30 years
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ago was $19?
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Today it's $237.
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That's a 1,300% increase.
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So it's not inconceivable to
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think that in another 30 years,
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a week at a hotel runs you
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20 grand.
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That's not inconceivable.
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That's... crazy.
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That's very, very
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conceivable.
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Really?
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Okay, but not for you guys.
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You'll be locked in at $1,400
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annually.
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Wait. We would be?
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Yeah. I'm not talking about
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taking a vacation, guys.
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I'm talking about owning
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a vacation.
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And, look, if you're still not
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comfortable with the numbers,
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you just double down.
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You get two weeks, sell
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that second week, boom, your
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vacationing for free.
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> Wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait, wait.
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Mac, I think this guy just bent
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himself over a barrel
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a little bit.
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He did?
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Yeah, for our pleasure.
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Follow me here.
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Okay, so if we buy a second
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week, and we sell that, we're
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vacationing for free.
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What happens if we buy
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a third week and sell that?
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We're getting paid
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to vacation!
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(Dennis laughs)
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Oh, shit!
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You guys, I... I've actually
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never thought of it like that.
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I know!
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I'm not sure I can make that
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deal.
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The deal's locked in.
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Deal's done.
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I'm gonna write in "three..."
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Write in "three weeks."
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Three here... that's done!
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Yeah, right?
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Put three on...
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You got got!
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You thought we were a bunch of
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suckers, but guess what?
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Oh, god.
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We're not.
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We just bought three weeks of a
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time-share. (Laughing)
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So you did.
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Not a great turnout.
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No.
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No, not-not a great turnout.
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You know why?
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Nobody gives a shit about free
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soup, Charlie.
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People want golf clubs and
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concert tickets.
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Don't knock the soup, all
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right? Da'maniac's here.
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He's sucked down, like, three
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bowls of it.
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Yeah, he is here.
409
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And why is he here, Charlie?
410
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Well...
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Nobody wants to buy something
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from a deranged wrestler.
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Why would you invite him?
414
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I didn't invite him.
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He just drifted in.
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I guess he was...
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Just looking for soup.
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Looking for free soup,
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yeah, free soup.
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All right.
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You know, drifters...
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All right, let's just get it
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going, all right?
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Yeah. Hello, everyone.
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Thank you so much for coming
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today.
427
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Each one of you has been
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hand-selected to potentially
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join our invigaron team.
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"What is invigaron?" You may be
431
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asking.
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Charlie?
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(Doorbell rings)
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Hello, everyone.
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I'm Dee, and this is Charlie.
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And as you can tell by our
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huge mansion, we're insanely
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loaded.
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But it wasn't always this
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way.
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We used to be losers, like all
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of you people.
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And then we discovered
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the invig...
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(Thunder crashes)
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(Deep voice): Invigaron!
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And it all starts with the
448
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berries.
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The berries are the most
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delici...
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I'm sure you're all excited
452
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to learn more about the
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invigaron system.
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What the hell happened to my
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part, Dee?
456
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Yeah, I had to do some
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reshoots.
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You are way too hung up on the
459
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berries.
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The success of the invigaron
461
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system is largely due to the
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simplicity of its origins.
463
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Using a multi-tiered
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distribu...
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00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,510
multi-level market...
466
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,554
the invigaron system...
467
00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:05,613
multi-level...
468
00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:06,747
(Thunder crashes)
469
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(Deep voice): Invig...
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I'm Andy, proud owner of my
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own mountain, where...
472
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:10,851
(Lid clatters)
473
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Did a couple reshoots of my own.
474
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Proud owner of my own mountain,
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where I'm a magical bean farmer.
476
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Berries!
477
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*
478
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Does the sophisticated
479
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business model of invigaron
480
00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,867
confuse you?
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You don't need to understand how
482
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invigaron works, because
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somebody above you does.
484
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So ask less questions, and make
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more money.
486
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There we go.
487
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Okay.
488
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Well, I wasn't quite
489
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:41,615
finished, there's...
490
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Still not convinced?
491
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,718
Well, guess what?
492
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The invigaron system is also a
493
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:49,556
pyramid scheme.
494
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(Register dings)
495
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"What's a pyramid scheme?" You
496
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ask.
497
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All right, basically a house
498
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of cards where the dickheads at
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the bottom do all the work, and
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give all the money to the smart
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guys up at the top.
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All right?
503
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,000
Now, will you get...
504
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,268
Don't just be successful.
505
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,736
Be Berry...
506
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,604
You won't need a pot of gold.
507
00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,239
But still amazingly badass...
508
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,607
So do...
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00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:10,778
(High-pitched tone)
510
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:11,679
There we go.
511
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:12,579
All right, any questions?
512
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,914
Da'maniac: I have a question.
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00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,683
Uh, how do I get in on this?
514
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,117
Uh, you probably don't,
515
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,285
because you need money.
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00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,653
Ben, how many boxes am I gonna
517
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:20,620
put you down for?
518
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:21,588
I don't really understand
519
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,255
what I'm buying.
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00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,123
You saw the video.
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00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,024
Was the video not clear?
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The video was pretty clear,
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Charlie.
524
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:26,694
You think maybe it's your
525
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:27,360
stress?
526
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,261
Do you want to check your
527
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,096
photon levels?
528
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:29,963
Oh. Yes.
529
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:30,831
Yeah.
530
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:31,799
Yeah, you could be stressed.
531
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:32,632
It... okay.
532
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,366
Here you go.
533
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,267
Okay.
534
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,602
Uh, where should I put my feet?
535
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,336
Dee, where do his feet go?
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00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,270
The feet go wherever.
537
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,371
What is it with the feet?
538
00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,272
(Da'maniac grunts)
539
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,173
Thank you for this business
540
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,274
opportunity.
541
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,810
I will not let you down.
542
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:43,777
No, no, no, no, no.
543
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:44,712
Sir, you need to pay for the
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00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:45,713
product, you can't just take it
545
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:46,379
out of here.
546
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,280
Roger!
547
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,115
Roger that.
548
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,116
He's just... he's just
549
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:49,950
leaving the bar.
550
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,318
He just stole the berries.
551
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,185
That's not g...
552
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,186
(Machine beeping)
553
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,054
Oh!
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00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,789
Oh, 107.
555
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:56,724
Hey, man, that's pretty good.
556
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:57,390
(Ben chuckles)
557
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,291
What? Don't...
558
00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,126
Healthy guy over here.
559
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,169
Charlie, no, that's terrible.
560
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,128
He's very stressed out and he
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00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,171
needs to buy the product and eat
562
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:02,963
the berries.
563
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:03,831
Oh, shit!
564
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,732
I-I'm sorry.
565
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:05,809
Um, I don't think this is for
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00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,800
me.
567
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,235
Oh, goddamn it!
568
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,669
If 107's bad, I got to eat
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00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:10,637
more berries.
570
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,638
Stop eating berries!
571
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,274
You've had enough berries!
572
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,410
(Frank panting)
573
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,146
I just don't understand.
574
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,313
Is it a sexual thing?
575
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,648
No, just get me the hell out!
576
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,382
It doesn't matter!
577
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,650
Matters to me; I don't
578
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,818
think I can move past it.
579
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:25,753
We came here for a reason.
580
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:26,653
Let's just jump into it, all
581
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,320
right?
582
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,188
All right.
583
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,056
Frank, we have a very
584
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,023
exciting real estate opportunity
585
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,024
for you in sunny Orlando,
586
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:31,892
Florida.
587
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:32,760
Yes.
588
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:33,727
How would you like to spend one
589
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:34,694
week out of the year living the
590
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,063
high life at your own private
591
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,698
villa at the dusty dunes resort?
592
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:39,743
You guys bought a time-share?
593
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:40,400
Well, yeah.
594
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,268
Yeah.
595
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,169
How can you all be so
596
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,003
gullible?
597
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:43,871
No, no, no, no.
598
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:44,838
No, this is different, frank.
599
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:45,672
This is different.
600
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,373
Tell him.
601
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,340
This asshole tried to sell us
602
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,175
one week.
603
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,676
We took the prick for three.
604
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,410
You did?
605
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,454
You took him for three weeks?
606
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,345
Dennis thought of it.
607
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,346
You think he didn't want to
608
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,181
sell you as many weeks as
609
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,048
possible?
610
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,016
No, I don't think he...
611
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:56,917
I told you that might have
612
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:57,785
been a concern, I...
613
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,485
No, I know, but I...
614
00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,419
The whole way over, you said
615
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,253
that's...
616
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,121
All right, fine.
617
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,122
Well, look, I didn't come here
618
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,090
to be criticized by a man stuck
619
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:03,924
in a coil!
620
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:04,892
Are you gonna buy a week or not?
621
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:05,793
No, I'm not that stupid.
622
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:06,459
We don't need this.
623
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,394
We're out of here, frank.
624
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,261
Screw you.
625
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,229
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
626
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,197
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
627
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:10,964
I-i-i can help you.
628
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:11,865
Yeah?
629
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:12,699
I can help you. Yeah.
630
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,400
Help us how?
631
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,367
I'll give you a premium lead
632
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,235
on a deep-pocket dummy.
633
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,103
Premium lead?
634
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:16,970
That's business talk.
635
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:17,871
We need premium leads.
636
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:18,705
Yeah. Who?
637
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,472
You promise to get me out of
638
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,307
here?
639
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,208
Yeah, yeah, frank, we
640
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,042
promise.
641
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:22,976
What do you think, we're
642
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:23,877
gonna leave you in a coil?
643
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:24,711
Give us a name.
644
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,712
Ben the soldier.
645
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,147
All right?
646
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,048
Ben the soldier, huh?
647
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:28,882
Yeah.
648
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:29,749
Well, yeah...
649
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:30,417
That's pretty good.
650
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,284
It is?
651
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,152
Yeah.
652
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,053
He's very, very dumb.
653
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:33,887
I mean, think about it.
654
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:34,822
He went over there, probably
655
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:35,789
saw some pretty serious carnage.
656
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,724
He's gonna have some bad PTSD.
657
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,059
If we trigger that, he'll be
658
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,227
putty in our hands.
659
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,228
Right, whatever.
660
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,062
Okay, get me out of here.
661
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:42,930
No.
662
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:43,797
Nah. Nah.
663
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:44,464
Nah.
664
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,332
(Laughing) No.
665
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,233
Wait, whoa, whoa.
666
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,067
Where you going?
667
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:47,968
You just got got, frank.
668
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:48,802
Yeah.
669
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:49,469
Uh, you played your hand a
670
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,337
little too early, sucker.
671
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,338
We'll come back when we need
672
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:52,239
you again.
673
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,106
That's called leverage.
674
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:53,974
Right.
675
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:54,842
That's business talk.
676
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:55,775
Yeah, thought you were good
677
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:56,476
at that stuff.
678
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,410
The kids are coming! What...
679
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,245
I know.
680
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,012
The kids!
681
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:01,014
The kids will be here!
682
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:06,920
(Knocking)
683
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:07,787
Now listen.
684
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:08,932
We just need to trigger his PTSD
685
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:09,756
a little bit, all right?
686
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,423
Get him all jumbled up.
687
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,358
Couple of sudden movements.
688
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,259
Loud noises.
689
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,126
Exactly.
690
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:13,994
Hey!
691
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:14,862
Hey!
692
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:15,528
Ben!
693
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:16,496
It's so good to see you, man.
694
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,364
How are you?
695
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,265
Come on in.
696
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,166
Have a seat on the couch, why
697
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,000
don't you?
698
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:20,868
Okay.
699
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:21,534
All right.
700
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,435
Oh, my god!
701
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,971
Hi. (Chuckles)
702
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,005
Da'maniac.
703
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:25,939
Yeah, I know.
704
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:26,806
What are you doing here?
705
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,540
Well, I've come for the
706
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,441
presentation.
707
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,442
Gonna be really cool, huh?
708
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,443
Oh, it's... it's sort of...
709
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,012
Geared specifically towards Ben,
710
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,180
so...
711
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,181
I like him, too.
712
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,048
He a good guy, huh?
713
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:35,949
Nice to see you.
714
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:36,783
Yeah.
715
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,450
That's good.
716
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,318
He's coming in.
717
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,186
Hey, Ben.
718
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,053
How you doing?
719
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,054
All right, let's just, uh...
720
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:41,989
Okay, uh...
721
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,456
All right, listen, so, Ben...
722
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,958
(Music begins playing)
723
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,459
Um, we would like to offer you a
724
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,395
week's stay in our time-share
725
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,197
condominium in Florida.
726
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,798
It's an amazing property.
727
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,300
I mean, when we first saw it, we
728
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,401
were like, "boom!"
729
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,302
(Da'maniac gasping)
730
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,404
(Yells)
731
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,940
(Grunting)
732
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,044
(Sighs)
733
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,179
Sometimes, loud noises make
734
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,015
the squirrels go in my head, and
735
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,316
i-i don't fight in the ring
736
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,319
anymore, but I still fight with
737
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,422
the demons in da'maniac's head.
738
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,168
All right, well, we'll-we'll
739
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,327
try to be a little bit more
740
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,428
sensitive to that.
741
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,595
I... yeah.
742
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,931
Um, and we'll keep our voices
743
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,098
down from here on out.
744
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,266
Yeah.
745
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,400
Uh, Ben, should we talk
746
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,568
numbers?
747
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,937
Oh, I don't know.
748
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,939
Um, and it sounds really nice,
749
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,373
but I'm not trying to make any
750
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,507
business decisions.
751
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,210
I have a 107 stress level.
752
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,378
Ooh.
753
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,512
I'm sorry.
754
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,880
I shouldn't be here.
755
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,049
I-i have to go.
756
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,226
Well, wait, Ben, stop. Ben...
757
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,384
Don't go, Ben.
758
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,518
No, the sunshine state.
759
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,886
(Mac sighs)
760
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,055
(Door closes)
761
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,222
Oh, uh, I'm in.
762
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,390
Oh, no. Well, no.
763
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,524
See, maniac, it's very
764
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,892
expensive.
765
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,061
It's, like, $1,400.
766
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,062
Sold to the maniac for
767
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,229
$1,400.
768
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,397
Really?
769
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,541
You know why? 'Cause I can
770
00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,899
pay you in invigaron.
771
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,077
I don't think you're quite
772
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,235
understanding.
773
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,412
Uh, this involves you giving us
774
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,537
cash, not a product that we
775
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,905
would then sell.
776
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,074
Sure.
777
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,241
See, we need cash money.
778
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,409
Oh, you're...
779
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,543
We're on the same page.
780
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,878
Okay.
781
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,922
I don't even understand what
782
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,081
he's talking about.
783
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,082
Yeah. Hold on one second.
784
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,249
No, take your time.
785
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,426
Listen, I think we might have
786
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,551
been wrong about Dee and
787
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,919
Charlie's little investment.
788
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:20,997
I mean, they're out there moving
789
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,155
berries like crazy.
790
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,332
If those bozos can do it, think
791
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,657
how many you and I can sell.
792
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,059
We could flip 'em, like, ten
793
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,227
times over.
794
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,395
That's what I'm saying.
795
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,505
So I say we swindle da'maniac
796
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,663
while we got him here.
797
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,232
Let's get in on Dee and
798
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,400
Charlie's little game.
799
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,501
Smart.
800
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,678
Pyramid scheme and a time-share?
801
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,070
We're diversifying our
802
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,238
portfolio.
803
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,406
That's the thing.
804
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,516
Okay, all right. Hey, maniac?
805
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,608
Yeah.
806
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,685
Hey, you just got yourself a
807
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:43,676
deal.
808
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,644
We're in business together?
809
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:45,345
Yeah.
810
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,246
That's so cool.
811
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,947
I'm gonna go grab my stuff, and
812
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,116
then, if you wouldn't mind,
813
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,517
could you show me which room is
814
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,284
mine?
815
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,361
I'd like a big room, if you
816
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,286
don't mind.
817
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,487
We're gonna have so much fun.
818
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,688
Invigaron.
819
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,590
(Door closes)
820
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,925
Uh... is-is he under the
821
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,103
impression that our apartment is
822
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,261
the time-share?
823
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,429
It would appear so.
824
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,596
Okay, you know what?
825
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,931
We'll deal with that later.
826
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,109
Let's focus on getting Ben to
827
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,434
crack.
828
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,535
All right, now, between
829
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,103
da'maniac stealing our berries
830
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,314
and these night vision goggles,
831
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,605
we're in a bit of a hole, so
832
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,606
we got to make this count.
833
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,541
Okay. What's the plan
834
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,708
exactly?
835
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,110
We're gonna trigger Ben's
836
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,278
PTSD, all right?
837
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,279
We bust in like Navy seals,
838
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,280
zip-tie his hands, bag over his
839
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,457
head, and then we bash him till
840
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,549
he buys.
841
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,550
PTSD... that's so brilliant.
842
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,551
How's frank come up with that
843
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,452
stuff?
844
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,353
What can you say?
845
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,220
He knows business.
846
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:27,987
Okay, ready?
847
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:28,655
Locked and loaded?
848
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:29,556
All right.
849
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,557
Let's go, Charlie.
850
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,559
Let's move.
851
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,298
(Men shouting)
852
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,500
(Gunfire)
853
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,003
(Men shouting foreign language)
854
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,048
(Dee and Charlie screaming)
855
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,039
(All yelling)
856
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,340
Oh, oh, oh!
857
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,741
Hey!
858
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,143
What the hell are you guys
859
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,311
doing here?
860
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,488
We were gonna try and trigger
861
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,589
Ben's PTSD and make him buy our
862
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,714
shit.
863
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:55,415
Good luck.
864
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,416
We've been at it all night.
865
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,350
We broke in here, looking like
866
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,485
arabs, screaming at him.
867
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,519
The guy's rock solid.
868
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,596
Why did you dress him like
869
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,354
ebenezer scrooge?
870
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,055
Yeah.
871
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,022
He was actually dressed like
872
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:03,690
that when we got here.
873
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,024
He's clearly got some issues.
874
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,202
I just don't know that PTSD is
875
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:06,826
one of them.
876
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,660
Yeah, we've been watching
877
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,162
violent war movies all night to
878
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,339
remind him of the carnage that
879
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,198
he saw in combat.
880
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,199
I didn't see any carnage.
881
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,666
Um, I actually had a good time
882
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,567
during the war.
883
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,336
I got to travel the world, uh,
884
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,037
try new, exotic cuisines.
885
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,038
Well, I'm a computer programmer.
886
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,207
What?!
887
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,208
Goddamn it!
888
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:21,908
(Charlie groans)
889
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,276
Frank told us this dummy was the
890
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,420
key to digging ourselves out of
891
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,445
our financial debt.
892
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,513
What?
893
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,714
Frank told us the same thing.
894
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,715
Well, that's interesting.
895
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,716
So, we're all here doing this
896
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,084
because of frank.
897
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,085
See, I told you he was up to
898
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,253
something.
899
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,254
Hold on a second.
900
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,255
Getting all naked and cramming
901
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,256
yourself into a coil... that's a
902
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,257
pretty good distraction, right?
903
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,425
Right?
904
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,426
Yeah, and think about it.
905
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,427
He didn't tell us why he was in
906
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,594
that coil.
907
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,729
No, no, no.
908
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:43,730
I just assumed that he went down
909
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,731
there to pound off in the
910
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:45,632
nighttime.
911
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,533
Yeah, right, right.
912
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,367
Yeah, me, too. Me, too.
913
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,368
But now I'm absolutely sure
914
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,302
he had an agenda.
915
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,379
I bet he was never stuck in
916
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,404
that coil at all.
917
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,448
He's been at the top of the
918
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,640
pyramid the whole time just
919
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:54,774
gathering our cash.
920
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,109
Oh, right, right, or at the
921
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:56,809
bottom of the funnel.
922
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:57,710
I'm not sure which way it works.
923
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,711
Bottom of the funnel, top of
924
00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,712
the... they're the same thing.
925
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,647
Yeah, well, I bet you when we
926
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,724
go down there, he's not even in
927
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,482
there, is he?
928
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,559
No. Hell, no, he's not in
929
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,551
that coil, but I know exactly
930
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,153
where he will be.
931
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,720
All right, everyone, we have
932
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,831
a new addition to the platinum
933
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,123
sales staff, and let me just
934
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:10,823
tell you something.
935
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,792
This guy is an absolute dynamo.
936
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,327
Scam! This guy's a liar!
937
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,328
You guys are getting scammed!
938
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,496
You're getting scammed!
939
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,630
Pyramid! Pyramid!
940
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:18,807
Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!
941
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,500
Hey, hey, hey!
942
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,634
What's going on here?
943
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:22,811
Well, I'll tell you what's
944
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,570
going on.
945
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,780
We are saving these people from
946
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,306
years of financial rape.
947
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,483
Oh, hey, if you want out of
948
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,651
invigaron, all you have to do is
949
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:29,609
say so.
950
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,310
Wait.
951
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:30,810
I do?
952
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,511
Huh?
953
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,180
Look, you just, uh, sign this
954
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,249
release form, pay a $200 penalty
955
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,426
fee, your down line will shift
956
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,594
up to me, and then you're free
957
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,419
and clear.
958
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,596
That's it? All you got to do
959
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,354
is sign the document?
960
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,021
Can we do that?
961
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:42,822
Yeah, does that mean we're
962
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:43,623
out of the time-share?
963
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,700
Oh, no, no, I'm afraid I
964
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,858
can't help you there.
965
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,261
Those contracts are ironclad.
966
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,762
I'm just relieved you didn't see
967
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,131
the old opt-out clause.
968
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,300
Wait a second.
969
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,435
He just subtly motioned to this
970
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,303
document here... opt-out.
971
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:56,969
Oh, no.
972
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:57,770
Oh, crap, I've said too much.
973
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,206
"Buyer may opt out of the
974
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,607
contract within 72 hours for
975
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,709
one-time cancellation fee of
976
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,444
only $2,000."
977
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,445
You figured it out.
978
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,779
Oh, you fool. I have...
979
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,780
You didn't think we were
980
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,781
gonna see this, but we
981
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:09,549
outsmarted you.
982
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,283
Yeah.
983
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,327
We're a couple of foxes.
984
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,119
All right, you got got!
985
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,521
So suck on that little piece
986
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,322
of sweetness.
987
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,523
(Mac laughs)
988
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,124
You also wrote "faced" in the
989
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:18,625
memo.
990
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,726
Ha! Nice!
991
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:20,693
(Laughter)
992
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:21,694
Should have known better than
993
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,695
to get involved with a couple
994
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:23,463
sharks like you two.
995
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,464
You should have. We're just
996
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,541
glad we're out from under frank.
997
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,233
Yeah.
998
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:26,899
Who's frank?
999
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,167
Oh, "who's frank?" He says.
1000
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:28,868
Like he doesn't know.
1001
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:29,702
Come on, everybody.
1002
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,204
Frank's the guy who's behind all
1003
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,472
this; Frank is the mastermind
1004
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,473
in the coil.
1005
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,750
I sincerely have no idea what
1006
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:35,708
you're talking about.
1007
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,709
Oh, sure you don't, buddy.
1008
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,477
Well, guess what?
1009
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,411
He might not 'cause frank...
1010
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,546
Uh-oh. Oh, shit.
1011
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,147
Oh, you thought we came in mad.
1012
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,258
Wait till you see what this
1013
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:42,882
monster has to say.
1014
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:43,683
This guy?
1015
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:44,727
What are you talking about?
1016
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:45,718
This guy's the best salesman
1017
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:46,419
I got.
1018
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,053
Da'maniac?
1019
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,388
Yeah. He's already got 30
1020
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,222
people under him.
1021
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,423
I got to thank you all so
1022
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,667
much for hooking me up with that
1023
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,392
army guy.
1024
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,527
I got his whole platoon selling
1025
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,228
for me.
1026
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,162
Wait a sec.
1027
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,497
Da'maniac's on my down line.
1028
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,197
Yup.
1029
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,866
(Gasps) I'm rich. I'm rich.
1030
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,401
Oh!
1031
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,236
(Cheering and laughing)
1032
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,413
All (Chanting): You got got!
1033
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,405
You got got! You got got!
1034
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,339
Oh, whoa, one second.
1035
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,240
One second, guys.
1036
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,708
Actually, he's in my down line.
1037
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,277
You just bought out, remember?
1038
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:10,943
Shoot!
1039
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:11,711
(All oohing)
1040
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:12,745
No, you... oh!
1041
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:13,780
This guy's good.
1042
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,516
Oh, yeah. You know, sorry.
1043
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,784
I want to get this stuff done
1044
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,352
here, and then I'll meet you
1045
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,587
back at our time-share, huh?
1046
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,889
Okay.
1047
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,524
Now, what's going on there?
1048
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,525
Is he, like, living with you
1049
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,259
guys, or...?
1050
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:26,893
Yeah.
1051
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:27,860
He's... it's-it's a whole
1052
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:28,795
thing. Just move past it.
1053
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:29,762
That's a hard thing to move
1054
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,463
past.
1055
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,398
Yeah, doesn't know what
1056
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,031
time-share is.
1057
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:32,799
All right, but hold on a
1058
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:33,700
second, hold on a second.
1059
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,601
Is frank still the mastermind?
1060
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:35,302
I don't get it.
1061
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,202
Is he still in the coil?
1062
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:36,903
No, he's not still in the
1063
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:37,604
coil.
1064
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,605
Come on, guys, he's definitely
1065
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,572
still behind this.
1066
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,716
He's probably down in Orlando
1067
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,708
enjoying that time-share.
1068
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,709
He's long gone.
1069
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,919
Right. Wherever he is, he's
1070
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,278
having a real good time.
1071
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,212
Mm-hmm.
1072
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,380
(Kids chattering)
1073
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,448
(Frank grunts)
1074
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,217
Hey! Hey, easy, easy, easy.
1075
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:51,884
Got to get out of here.
1076
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:52,652
(Grunts)
1077
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,220
I got to get out of here!
1078
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,388
Get me out!
1079
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,256
Get me out of here!
1080
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,224
(Kids screaming)
1081
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,227
(Frank grunting)
1082
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,730
Somebody get me out of here!
1083
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,733
Huh?
1084
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:07,734
Captioning sponsored by
1085
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,737
sunny television productions
1086
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,738
captioned by
1087
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,739
media access group at wgbh
1088
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,708
access.Wgbh.Org
1089
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,694
(trio chanting backwards)
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