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I gave you Aldo
fucking Delucci.

Not quite. He's gonna walk.

Fucking FBI.

No wonder the fucking terrorists
are winning!

You the European cop
was looking for some wise guy.

- Is this blackmail?
- Definitely.

Where's that piece of shit
Frank Tagliano hiding, huh?

May peace be
with the memory of Geir Tvedt.

Pack your lederhosen, boys.
You're going to Norway.

There's something
that's not right.

Wakey, wakey, Frankie-boy!

Shit! It's not him.

Maronna mia!

Has he been beaten up?

No, no.
He, uh, fell down some stairs.

Why don't you wait over here?

Sit down and read some magazines there.

Look how his mother's
fussin' over him.

Yeah, Norwegian moms, huh?

Let's go.

Oh. Look who's here.

- Is it Dad?
- No, it's not Dad.

Feeling a little
under the weather?

I brought along
some flowers.

How considerate. Thank you.
With a vase and everything.

That's really nice.

Arnie, who did this?

Frankie-boy.

Huh?

They called me Frankie-boy.

"Frankie-boy?"

Do you understand this?
What did you say?

That can't be what they said.

They called me Frank... Mom?

- Frankie-Mom?
- Mom?

Keep in mind, every now
and then when you have a good hand,

you're gonna wanna check
to throw the other guys off.

You remember what check means?

That's my boy!

Right, Jonas.
I've unpacked the pajamas,

your toothbrush and your retainer.

And you have to remember
to try on the folk costume.

Now, Jonas.
You look so nice in a folk costume.

He needs it for when he's giving
his speech on the National Day.

I know, I know, I know.

I'm going to miss you.

Relax, Mom.

Honey, relax.
You're only going for two days.

- You have a good trip.
- Okay.

- Okay?
- Goodbye.

Don't worry about a thing.

Goodbye.

If we have to stay in this fucking hell-hole
much longer, I think I'm gonna go insane.

Here we go with that fucking song.

All right, all right.

I'll drive into town
in a couple of days.

If the coast is clear,
we'll make a move.

Come on, let me see it.
How bad could it be?

Okay. Pretty bad.

Now, look, can't you just wear it
for one day and make her happy?

I look like a complete dweeb.

Okay, fuck The Sound of Music.

Let's go downtown
and get you some real threads.

Come on.

So?

There are rumors
about two Americans

but no one knows where they are.

Let's beef up security
at the club, huh?

And bring the bikers in.

I'm gonna track these cocksuckers.

Is it like you've got a hunch
about who they are?

What are you getting at?

I just felt some vibes
at the hospital.

Do me a favor. Try not to think.

You're gonna hurt yourself.

Oh!

Now, that's what I'm talking about.

Look at that, high society!

- You're beautiful. Look at you!
- Yeah!

You're gonna get laid tonight.

This is the tenth year I've arranged
the Multicultural Fishing Trip

so perhaps
we should start with a toast?

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

This thing here is an incinerating toilet.

It's very simple and practical.

You just take this coffee filter,

as I call it,
and then you put that here.

Like so. And then you can

poop-whoop or poo-poo,
whatever the need be.

We then pack the bag
around the excrement.

Then we close the lid
and press here.

What's going on?

Hello?

Let me see.

Fuck!

- Did you burn yourself?
- it's okay.

I was a graduating senior myself
in Stavanger in '89,

and I know what it's like.

Life is full of possibilities.
Wild parties.

But there's another side to the coin.

I was introduced

by the guys on the bus to something
we back then called "ganja. "

Fast forward to '97.

There I am sitting by Oslo Central Station
selling my body

to be able to afford the next shot.

I was also caught with 20 grams of horse,
so I went straight to the slammer.

Yes?

I was just wondering,

was he very nearsighted,
the guy who paid for your butt?

Hey, girls.
Teddy is here in order to share his story,

and I really do think
we should treat him with respect.

There's something
I want to ask you about.

Did you put any extraneous items

in the box of confiscated material
from the Americans' hotel room?

Of course not.
Why?

This was in the box.

- But this is Geir's.
- Yes.

How did the Americans get hold of it?

I've no idea, Laila. But...

He was in New York when he...

Oh, my God.

You don't think the Americans might have
been involved in what happened to Geir?

Damn it.

I didn't think the last Sex and the City
movie was too bad myself.

Oh, for Christ's sake!

But it was quite funny, wasn't it,
when Carrie found Big in the closet?

- Wasn't that funny?
- No.

Hiya, boys.

I want you to say hello to my friend,
Indiana Jonas.

Kid's got more class than all you lowlifes
put together. Look at that suit.

Let me know
if you want some liquor in that cola.

Take it easy. He's 12 years old.

So?

I started drinking
when I was nine. Ain't done me no harm.

No, no damage.
Except for the brain damage.

I got n, boss.

Johnny?

The policewoman is here.
She wants to talk to you.

Deal the kid in.

- Me?
- Yeah.

Go ahead.

Take a break, gang.
I have a little meeting over here, all right?

A little something for the kids.

Can I get you a drink?

No, thank you.

I don't know whether you heard about
what happened to my colleague, Geir.

Yeah.

He was doing some investigating
concerning you a bit.

Maybe now that he's gone,
we can put that to rest?

Well, now we're looking
for two Americans

who have been involved
in several incidents,

and we've confiscated something
from them connecting them to Geir.

Two Americans, you say?

Yes.

My theory is that you're the link
to the two Americans.

Whoa. That's a bit of a stretch,
don't you think, Officer?

I know
you're hiding something, Johnny. I just know.

Well, I can't help you.

Call me, then, Johnny.

Here's our dinner, girls!

"Jan always catches us. "

Come on, let's make dinner.

So, are we hungry?

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Didn't hear?
- Yes, already.

- Can't we just start, Jan?
- Yes.

Potatoes and...

There you go. Just pass it round.

- It looks good.
- Could you pass the fish, Jan?

- What's going on?
- I don't know.

What on Earth?
Are you a complete numbskull?

I told you the lid must be down.

Was that so fucking difficult to understand?

How would I know this sh...
You're an ass, man.

Don't give me that...

Don't give me that. Yusuf!

Yusuf!

Yusuf!

Yusuf!

Pretty good here, huh?

Wait a minute.

How did you win that much dough
with this shit hand?

Shit hand?

You were
bidding like a savage. Were you bluffing me?

That's my boy!
I tried to warn you.

You sneaky little devil.

No, no, no. Where you going?

You just keep doing what you're doing.
You're doing great.

I don't know how much you've heard
about our problem.

I heard it was something
about Arne.

Yeah.

No, you've gotta be kidding!

You think I'm gonna fall for that again?

If those swine are still in town,
then we'll find them. I promise you that.

Yeah.
I was hoping you'd say that.

You tell your guys,
they bring those motherfuckers here,

- ten grand each.
- You got it.

I see you and raise by 500.

Okay.

- Then I see you...
- Okay.

...and I'm going all in.

Listen to this kid. "All in. "

Okay.

I've got a diamond flush. Chew on that, now.

But, doesn't a full house
beat a flush, actually?

Let me see.

My boy! That's my boy!

But now you've done
all you can, Jan.

He'll probably show up soon.

You know what it'll look like in the media.

Come on.

If he snuffs it.

Think of all the walking he's been doing
in the mountains in Afghanistan.

This is not Afghanistan.

I finally got through to him.
He's almost reached home.

That's great. I told you so.

Yes. We need something to calm down with.

- Aisha?
- Thank you, but I don't drink.

Oh?

- Sigrid?
- I'm pregnant remember, Jan.

Yes.

I think I'm going to bed.

Already?

Yes. You should try to get some sleep, too.

- Yes.
- Good night, Jan.

Good night.

It's Arne's mother. She worked as a model
when she was younger.

- Is that Arne's mother?
- Yes.

So Arne used to lie and suckle on those
when he was small?

Ain't the worst way to start life, is it?

Whoa. Who's that?
Hugh Hefner's childhood sweetheart?

Don't you recognize her?
It's our doorman's mother.

Hey, you,
can I have a word with you?

- Hmm.
- Come here.

When an employee gets hurt,

you bring him a fruit basket.

You don't put their mother's picture
on the wall with her tits hanging out.

Okay, boss.

Come on, you.
You've seen enough for one day.

Give the lady a fruit-basket by all means,

but she stays on the wall.

She's good-looking.

Take it!

Take another little piece of my heart
My heart, my heart

Jan? Jan!

Jan!

- Are you all right?
- Yes.

I'm just listening to my iPod.

You're singing a bit loud.
People are having trouble sleeping.

I'm sorry.

No problem, just keep it down.

This trip's been a complete failure.

No, everyone enjoyed themselves
and the dinner was great.

- Yeah?
- You were just singing a bit loudly.

Why don't you come and sit down, Sigrid?

I'm really tired.

Five minutes.

Yeah.

You know how many

immigrants I've fixed jobs
and accommodation?

No, I don't, Jan.

Four-hundred and fifty-nine.

And not one single fucking Christmas card.

Oh, Jan.

I'm just so fucking lonely.

How about going to bed now,
then we can talk more in the morning?

It's the kind of girl like you I should have had.

We could've had things
so pretty and nice together.

I think you're a little drunk now.

I have a boyfriend, I'm pregnant,
you're not interested in me.

Yeah, Johnny-boy.

Oh, yes.

Some guy you've got yourself there.

Okay?

What's that supposed to mean?

You can ask him how those bullet holes
ended up in this door here.

What are you talking about?
Has he been here?

- No.
- No?

Say what you were about to say.

No. Just forget it.

You can't just...

- Fuck. I'm sorry. Sorry, Sigrid.
- That's all right.

- I'll find something to wipe that up.
- No, no. Go to bed.

Jesus Christ.

Whoa. Your dress.

Beautiful, baby! Beautiful!

- Hi, boss!
- Hey!

You've got to come outside,
Roy has a surprise for you.

I don't want to spoil the surprise,

but I can tell you that it's two guys
you've been looking for for a while.

This better be good.

Whoops.

Surprise, my friend. Wrong guys.

What? Wrong?

Are you sure?

You really think these tulips
could have beat up Arnie?

Look at them. Pink underwear!

Well,

what are we gonna do now?

Get rid of them.

You mean...

No, no, no.
Just drop them out of town somewhere

and compensate them
for ruining their honeymoon.

Sorry.

Let me help you out there, ladies.

Wow!

It's a talent.

You want to join us?

Bit early, I have to say, but yeah.
What the hell, right?

Thanks.

We're doing this stunt.

We're going to run naked around the lake.

And we need to prove that we really did it.

So would you mind taking photos?

Absolutely not.

Yes. Yes.

Okay, ready to go.

Not quite.
I'm working on the National Day speech.

Let me see that thing.

What's it all about?

It's about us in Norway
being fortunate,

and that others, in Africa,
haven't got it as good.

Africa?

Forget about it.

Let them get their own National Day.

This is about Norwegian pride, am I right?

You don't want people thinking
you're a hippie,

commie pussy, do you?

Of course not. Give me that pen.

Let's do a little rewrite here.

It's going to be good.

It's all good in town.

Let's go do what we came here to do.

Mo, no, no, look,

I promised theses girls I'd take their photo.

You have been anxious to do this
since we got here,

now you don't want to go.

Guess we can wait a few minutes.

Fuck, look at that piece of ass.

Some really good pictures here,
I'll tell you that.

We're going to this party.
You guys want to come?

Sorry, miss, we got plans.

Come on. It'll be fun.

Are you fucking nuts?

- We'll go for awhile.
- Thank you.

Why, it's you?

Yes, we just wanted to show
that we're thinking of you

and Arne.

This is too much...

The bananas would have been enough.

It didn't cost that much.

Won't you come in?

I'm supposed to... Yeah, why not?

Hello.

Fucking wicked party, right?

Are you supposed to be a grad or what?

Am I grad? Of course I am.

Can't recall having seen you
at Lillehammer High.

No, I'm at Mesna.

Oh, really?

Who've you got for gym, then?

Gym? Can't remember his name. Crazy guy.

We call him The Toad.

The gym teacher there's a woman.

Woman? Doesn't look like one. Cheers.

What is it with this place?

Hey, wait. Listen.

Come in.

I'm having a marathon today.

Had to take a day off after all the stress.

That Samantha ain't right in the head.

She's crazy.

I like her myself.

We girls don't stop having needs
just because we grow older, you know.

I know that.

I was going to be a model, I was.

I know that.

Hmm?

Yeah, I've seen a picture.

Of you.

Have you been checking me out on the web?

No. I came across something.

Some pictures.

- Did you like what you saw?
- Yeah.

Do you like what you see now?

This is Torgeir's answering machine. Shoot.

Are you and Johnny still looking
for those Americans?

You need to get down to the Olympic park
pretty damn quick.

Good morning, kids.

Hello.

Hi.

Are you all right?

Yeah, Mommy.

I think you should get yourself
home to Mommy now.

Come on. Get up.

Wow.

Look what we have here, Laila.

Hi, there.

Fuck.

Are you wearing your grad suit?

Yeah, so?

Ain't that a bit lame?

Lame, my ass.
Nothing wrong with a party, you know.

Where are these fuckers?

The cops took them away
ten minutes ago.

Sorry.

Fuck.

- Fuck.
- Come on.

Hey, up and around already, huh?
That's my boy.

Ain't missing
the National Day, you know.

What the fuck is that?

That. Who hung that up?

Torgeir, why?

It's my mother. It's Mom!

That's my mother, God damn it.

All right,
take it easy, take it easy.

I couldn't have known that.

Never would have allowed it.

Here you go.

Fuck this.

Sorry about that.

You match the description

of the guys who had
a violent incident at the gas station.

Says who?

Now, tell me,

how did you meet my colleague,

Geir Tvedt in New York?

We got no idea
what you're talking about, all right?

We found

this in your hotel room.

So, fucking what? I bought it on eBay.

I have a strong feeling

that you two know
what happened to my friend.

Excuse me.

You can't
just keep them here without a formal charge.

Hans is trying to find the witnesses now,
but it is the National Day.

Yes, their lawyer called me in
the middle of my breakfast. He's furious.

This is a special situation, Arve.

Very well, but I'm arranging
a sack-race for the grandchildren,

and don't have time to sit on the telephone
all day covering up your mistakes.

Listen to me.

I think they know something
about what happened to Geir.

Have you taken leave of your senses?

Geir got shot while he was buying drugs
in New York.

These two are to be released now.

At this station we adhere to protocol.

You're free to go.

Hey, good luck finding the guys
who stole the Elvis-wannabe's fanny pack.

Hey.

How did you know he was interested in Elvis?

Answer my question!

Get your fucking hands off me!

Today we celebrate the
coming together of the Eidsvoll men in 1814

and their founding
of the society we are a part of today.

A society that is
one of the finest in the whole world.

Words like openness and tolerance
were important to the founding fathers.

Turn that phone off.

We are now a nation where many cultures

live side by side, so this is
more and more important to remember.

Can't you shut off that phone?
You can't leave it on.

- Torgeir.
- Laila Hovland here.

The Police Chief.

Okay, and what's it about?

I've been trying to get a hold of your boss.

The thing is that we've got
two Americans here

whom I suspect you lot would like to talk to.

If we're suspected of something,
you need to talk to our lawyer.

I can't help you at all there.

It's not like that.

I'm trying to warn you.

They're being released now.

But, why do you want to help us?

I don't like your boss,

but these two are worse.

Just get a move on.
They're leaving as we speak.

Did you really think you'd get away with it?

With what?

With what?

You don't do things like that to a pal
when he's flat out in hospital.

That was my mother!

I really understand how you're feeling.

I've had a rotten conscience about that thing.

But older women have needs, too,

and I'm just a man of flesh and blood.
I have my needs.

One thing led to another...

What are you on about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

The picture, of course.

Oh, yes, of course.

What's with the picture?

Are you standin' there sayin'...

Are you standin' there sayin'
that you've screwed my mother?

I'm not sayin' anything, am I.

Defend yourself!

Defend yourself!

I don't fight injured people.

Yes, tolerance is all very well,

but we mustn't forget
that this is our National Day.

And even though
we Norwegians have a big heart

and let in many immigrants,

we have to make sure
that these new immigrants

offer something more to the country
than crime, poverty, ignorance,

and a desire
to suck up the national wealth with straws.

Great speech, huh?

On a day like this,
it's important to give a thought

to those who fight for Norway
on a daily basis.

I'm thinking of our allies
on the other side of the Atlantic.

Without support from the USA,
we would be speaking German

or be a province of the Soviet Union.

Congratulations on this day
and God bless Norway!

Defend yourself!

Congratulations.

Defend yourself!

Hey, great speech, kid.
I'm proud of you.

We're going to talk
about that speech when we get home.

Johnny helped me with it.

Well, a little, you know.

Hey, Jan!

Hi, congratulations on the day.

- Likewise.
- Sit down.

- No, I'd better...
- Two minutes?

Come.

Yes. Yes?

I was so curious
about the bullet holes you told me about.

Yeah? You told me
that Johnny made them.

Yeah, the moose hunt, remember?

Moose, isn't that in the fall?

Yeah, explain it to her.

Yeah...

Well, now,
I'm granted exemption rights

on my own land, so then

I invited Johnny along.
It was a really nice trip.

Very nice.

Oh, it was wonderful.

So those...

Those bullet holes came from the hunt?

Amusing story.

We locked ourselves out, so Johnny here

shot the lock up.

Really? I didn't know
that you were so good friends.

Me and Jan?

Best of buddies.

Yes, you bet.

You know, Jan,

you got a big fucking mouth.

I'm really sorry about that.

But I got us out of it.

Yeah, I'll give you that.

I've realized that you're
a fellow it's okay to be on the same team with.

Your attitude
definitely improved, I like that.

You know what,

I've been doing some spring cleaning,

I don't think I'll be needing these anymore.

Thanks a lot.

Easy now.

Now I'm really feeling
that good National Day mood.

Good. Now wash your hands.

- Yeah, I appreciate that.
- Thank you.

Is there something wrong
with your telephone?

I've called you a hundred times.

I shut it off
during Jonas' speech, why?

It's a very short story. But, not now.

The police called and said
the Americans are to be released.

Then what are you doing here?

I don't know.

Why aren't you following them?

I was supposed to, but then Arne came in
and put my head into some porridge.

You mentally unbalanced? Huh?

We may not get this chance again.

Yeah. What am I supposed to do?

Try and find them.

And beef up security.

Okay. Got it.

Take care of that face.

Oh, marone, what a moron.

Now I suggest a toast to our fantastic

and generous host, Johnny.

Hey, listen.

Cheers, Johnny!

Jerry!

- Did you get him?
- I don't think so.

God damn horn.

What was that loud bang?

Must have been a firecracker.

I think it is.

I'll go check the front.

Come here, kid. Come on.

It's time to make Tagliano come to us.

Son of a bitch.