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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,925 I'm Dennis. 2 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,964 I live in an ordinary house, in an ordinary street, 3 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,401 in an ordinary town. 4 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,011 But I feel... different. 5 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,925 I go to an ordinary school. 6 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,602 But I feel different there, too. 7 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,766 Put him on an amber alert. 8 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,883 Thank you. 9 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:24,005 Ah - Lisa James. The serial offender. 10 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,482 Shall I measure her skirt, Mr Hawthorn? 11 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,520 D E N N IS: Lisa james is the coolest girl there. 12 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,284 She's always trying to bring some style to the school. 13 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,920 MISS WINDSOR: (IN FRENCH ACCENT) Dennis? 14 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,560 Que voulez-vous acheter dans le magasin? 15 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,964 Um... 16 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,320 Une voiture? 17 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,964 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 18 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,329 Mais, c' est une bomangefle'.! 19 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:55,365 Nous ne vendons pas de voiture dans une boulangerie! 20 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,847 Ecoutez, Dennis. Ecoutez. Isabel? 21 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,325 De... du pain. 22 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,967 Du. Dupain, oui. Du pain, du pain. 23 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,288 The teachers moan that I'm always daydreaming. 24 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,086 Saturdays are the best, cos that means football. 25 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,406 - All right, Darvesh? - Yep. 26 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,603 Hi, jaspreet. Is that a new dupatta? 27 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:21,090 Yes, thank you, Dennis, it is. Oh, you always notice things! 28 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,691 Wish my son would notice things like that. 29 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,449 I notice you're embarrassing. 30 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,805 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 31 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,205 (CROWD SHOUTS) 32 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,924 Football is the one thing I'm good at. 33 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,041 Go on, Dennis! 34 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,731 The one thing that's mine. 35 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,691 Yes! Goal! 36 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,883 But I still don't feel like I fit in. 37 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,769 Dad doesn't come to watch any more. 38 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,451 But these days he has got a lot on his plate. 39 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,808 (FIGHTING SOUNDS FROM TV) 40 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,764 Oh! I'm knackered just watching that lot. 41 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,201 Sausages are a bit burnt. 42 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,971 And I forgot to put the hob on for the peas, but they'll soon melt. 43 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,251 Things aren't easy in my family. 44 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,760 It was better when Mum was around. 45 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,609 (COUGHS) 46 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:19,087 When you were with her, you felt like anything could happen. 47 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,048 Come on, everyone! Don't be boring! 48 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,811 Then one day it did. 49 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,046 She left. 50 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:34,048 After she'd gone, Dad burned eve/y single picture we had of her. 51 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,642 But I managed to save one. 52 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,926 - What you doing? - Shh! 53 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:03,570 But Dad being Dad, he couldn't resist cooking some sausages at the same time. 54 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,761 I suppose I wanted to escape to some magical world. 55 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:16,084 And I found it in the most unexpected place. 56 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,288 (SHOP BELLJINGLES) 57 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,646 FEMALE VOICE: (WHISPERS) Dennis! 58 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,849 (WHISPERS) Dennis! 59 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,843 Boys can like Vague too, you know. 60 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,723 (SHOPKEEPER CLEARS THROAT) 61 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:01,321 33 seconds. That counts as browsing. 62 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,562 Just Match and... (WHISPERS) Vogue. 63 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,806 Uh-huh. 64 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,569 Vogue! 65 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,729 (CHUCKLES) The fashionista's Bible. 66 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,081 An unusual choice for a 12-year-old boy. 67 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,600 Raj, I need to be getting home, so... 68 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:38,122 Come to think of it, I've never had a boy your age buy Vague. 69 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,209 It's a Christmas present. For my auntie. 70 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,447 Oh, oh, oh! Then you will need a card. 71 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,211 - A card? - Uh-huh. To go with the present. 72 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,528 I have Santa, a snowman, reindeers, 73 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,086 "With deepest sympathy"... 74 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,326 No, no, no. That's not right. 75 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,850 The Santa one is fine. 76 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,724 Then you will want wrapping paper and sticking tape, 77 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,286 and - oh, oh, oh - a gift tag. 78 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,322 That is nine pounds... 79 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,208 (SNIFFS) 80 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,881 Come on, Dennis, strike a pose. 81 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:20,051 ♪ Come fly with me Let's fly, let's fly away 82 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:26,206 ♪ If you can use some exotic booze 83 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:29,722 ♪ There's a bar in far Bombay 84 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:34,926 ♪ Come fly with me Let's fly, let's fly away... ♪ 85 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,485 - Dennis? - (MUSIC STOPS) 86 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:45,125 What you doing? (SNIFFS) 87 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,640 Nothing.just... 88 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,205 thinking. 89 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,605 What? 90 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:55,731 You know how when we were little, we'd dress as pirates and Daleks? 91 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:56,807 Yeah. 92 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,764 Don't you sort of miss that? 93 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:03,202 - Nah. Got better things to do now. - Like hang around outside the offy? 94 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,323 Nah, that's boring. We hang around outside the pound shop. 95 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,081 (SNORES) 96 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,925 See you later! 97 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:49,123 See you very soon. (SHE LAUGHS) 98 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,760 - It's a party! - I'm not 18 years old! 99 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,600 - Why did you agree to have a party? - You're acting like I'm not here! 100 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,889 Think it's shrunk a bit. 101 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,810 - There you go. - Thanks, Dad. 102 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:17,561 Right, now, the lorry's being serviced today, so I've got a bit of time. 103 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,171 I was going to fix that leaky pipe in your room. 104 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:24,004 - Where you going? - Forgot my maths book. 105 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,882 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 106 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,487 - Hiya, Peter! - Hi, jaspreet. 107 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,724 Dennis'll be down in a sec. 108 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,765 Oh! Not too soon, I hope. I do so enjoy our little chats. 109 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:49,847 Dennis! 110 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,010 Any sec now. Just... 111 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,527 - Dennis! - (FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS) 112 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,562 Get down here! Here we are. 113 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,761 Hiya. 114 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:01,801 Bye, Dad. 115 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,729 All the best. Thanks for taking him again. 116 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,683 Oh, no. Not at all, Peter. 117 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,485 And if you need anything, just call. 118 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,249 Anything at all, day or... 119 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,800 night. 120 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,365 Oh. Yep. 121 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,769 I'll just, er... 122 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,050 (WHISPERS) There we are, then. 123 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,081 See you later! 124 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,561 (EXHALES) 125 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,886 Yeah, I'm the captain. 126 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,161 Chief goal scorer, so I take all the penalties. 127 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,725 He takes all the penalties. 128 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,883 (BALL THUDS REVERBERATE) 129 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:54,210 Why do we have a school uniform, Miss James? 130 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,720 To keep the nylon factories going, sir? 131 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,445 Because a uniform ensures discipline, 132 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,164 and without discipline... 133 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,123 MISS PRICE: Chaos ensues. 134 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,288 Miss Price, I am capable of finishing my own... 135 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,129 - Sentences. - Sentences. 136 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,721 Sorry, Mr Hawthorn. 137 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,091 Oi, Sims! 138 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,483 Think you're clever, don't you? 139 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,121 I'm just practising. 140 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,846 Well, let's see if you've improved, then. 141 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,723 Hit that can. 142 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,043 - (THUD!) - (RICOCHET PINGS) 143 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,160 (CLANG!) 144 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:41,088 I expect everyone at this school to be dressed immaculately at all times. 145 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,885 - (CLANGING) - (MISS PRICE GASPS) 146 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,922 (HE STAMMERS) 147 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:52,243 (PUPILS WHISPER) 148 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,647 Shh! Quiet, please. 149 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:57,809 This is a detention, it's not a discotheque. 150 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,525 (CLOCK TICKS) 151 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,931 What are you in for? 152 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,961 Kicked a ball through the head's window. 153 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,721 That was you? Respect. 154 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,604 - What's your name? - Dennis Sims. 155 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,484 - John's little brother? - Yeah. 156 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,961 I'm Lisa. 157 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,765 I know. You're a legend! You're the coolest girl in school. 158 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:33,009 I love the way you dress. Every day there's a new little twist and... 159 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,247 Don't worry, I'm not obsessed. 160 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,443 No, no. You don't sound it at all(!) 161 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,366 Vogue! 162 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,243 That's not mine. 163 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,806 - I don't know how that got there. - Can you get on with your work, please? 164 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,366 I'm trying to buy some Christmas present... 165 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,006 I meant - I'm doing marking. 166 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:09,287 I thought I was the only one round here who read this. 167 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,004 You are, cos, like I said, it's not mine. 168 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:14,044 You 'mm haute couture or prét-'a-porter? 169 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,684 I'm easy. 170 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,605 You're new to all this, aren't you? 171 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,371 Don't Prét make sandwiches? 172 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,129 (LAUGHS) 173 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,447 But some of that stuff is too mad to wear, surely. 174 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,245 And there's a cardigan on one page and it says it costs £300. 175 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,884 That has got to be a mistake! 176 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,570 So many questions, young Hobbit. 177 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,887 And there was one dress, and it had shoulders out here. 178 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,604 I mean, how can you get on the bus in that? 179 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,166 Oh. Well, this is my house. Bye. 180 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,964 Oh, OK. 181 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,331 Bye. 182 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,210 So, you'll come round Saturday, then? 183 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,287 What for? 184 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,163 To learn. 185 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,281 Everything. 186 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,526 Where are you going? 187 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,050 To Lisa james's house. 188 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,526 Oh, yeah. And I've got a date with Rihanna(!) 189 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,168 - Hey. - All right? 190 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,804 Come in. Fancy a drink? 191 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,490 Why not? 192 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,251 Champagne cocktail? 193 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,606 You're underage. 194 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,161 Um Bongo? 195 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,084 - That's gorgeous! - Classic Dior. 196 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,600 Look at this from the '70s. 197 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,211 You see how the lines are all the same? 198 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:41,484 Now, this is Italian Vague. My favourite. 199 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,842 - You'd look amazing in that. - Wouldn't anyone? 200 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,611 My mum loved to dress up. She always looked great. 201 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,483 What happened to her? 202 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,411 She ran off with this guy who's got his own roofing company. 203 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,966 Granny says they've got a baby together now. 204 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,480 - I'm sorry. - Me, too. 205 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,330 Now I live in a house full of blokes. 206 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,409 It's just so boring and grey sometimes. 207 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,363 Can I show you something? 208 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,522 Wow! Who made that? 209 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,005 Me. 210 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,771 I'd do it at school, but the head won't let us do fashion tech. 211 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,849 How am I meant to be a designer if I can't even get 212 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,723 - any qualifications? - It's beautiful. 213 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,684 Maybe... 214 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,688 you should try it on? 215 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,449 What? No! 216 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,403 - Go on, try it on. - I can't do that. 217 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,408 Who's going to have a problem with it? 218 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,522 Well, let's see... 219 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:43,042 my dad, my brother, the head, 220 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,525 the football team. 221 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,289 Oh, and everyone else I know. 222 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,765 Not me. 223 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:52,242 I don't think there should be any rules. 224 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,363 I think we should all wear... 225 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,482 whatever we like. 226 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,249 Yeah... 227 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,046 but whoever heard of a boy in a dress? 228 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,047 We've got the Christmas things from out the shed. 229 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,241 Oh, right. 230 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,681 Thought we could all do the tree together. 231 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,563 I used to do that with your mam. 232 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,407 I was on tinsel, she was on baubles. 233 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,564 Let's do it later, yeah? 234 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,483 Why don't you come to the semifinals? 235 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,488 Can't remember the last time you saw me play footy. 236 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,487 Oh, I can. 237 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,249 She came, too. 238 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,250 It was just before that... 239 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,965 so-and-so came to fix the roof. 240 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,810 - (KNOCK AT DOOR) - I'll get it. 241 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,689 Hello? 242 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,245 Lisa. 243 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,124 Yes, john, it's me. 244 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,364 (SIGHS) Is Dennis in? 245 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,768 - Who? - Your brother, Dennis. 246 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,087 Oh, yeah. Wait there. 247 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,604 (COUGHS) 248 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:32,041 He's out all day, but I'll tell you who's here, and that's me. 249 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,444 Little accident? 250 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,126 I thought we could hang around outside the chippy? 251 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,050 Throw things in the canal? Whatever you want to do, babes. 252 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,004 Oh, look - he's back. 253 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,088 - Are you ready? - Sure. See you later. 254 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,084 Raise your game, son. 255 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,331 - (SEWING MACHINE WHIRS) - I've got something to show you. 256 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,441 Really? 257 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,281 Do you like it? 258 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,403 - I love it. - I've been working on it all night. 259 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,010 I need to make a few adjustments. 260 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,361 Willyou... put it on? 261 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,207 - Put on the dress? - Yeah. 262 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,005 Oh. Unless, of course, you really don't want to? 263 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,202 No, no! I mean, if it helps you out... 264 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,764 (I? MICHAEL BUBLE.' Come Fly With Me) 265 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,244 (LAUGHS) 266 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,806 Why are you laughing? 267 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,208 You look... incredible. 268 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,687 - How does it fit? - Perfectly! 269 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:54,801 So... 270 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,330 who did you make it for? 271 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,448 - You. - What?! 272 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,529 Oh, I'm not stupid. I can tell you really wanted to wear one. 273 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,882 And you could totally pass for a girl, 274 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,127 with a few extra little touches. 275 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,481 - Do you really think so? - You could go out in that. 276 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,965 Where? 277 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,685 I dunno. Down the street? Into town? 278 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,370 How about Raj's shop! 279 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,687 You would get away with it, I swear. 280 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,404 Yeah, but... 281 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,926 we aren't actually going to do it, are we? 282 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,046 I'm scared. 283 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:38,005 Just be confident. The world is your catwalk. 284 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,566 This isn't a good idea. Raj knows me. 285 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,127 He knows Dennis. He's never met Denise. 286 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,801 - Who's Denise? - (SHE SIGHS) 287 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,251 - Oh...! - (SHOP BELL jlNGLES) 288 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,883 A-ha, Lisa, my favourite customer! 289 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,366 Who is your new friend? 290 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:02,041 This is my French exchange person... er, girl... student. 291 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,086 (HIGH VOICE) Bonjour. 292 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,600 Je am... Denise. 293 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,326 Willkommen! My shop is famous around the world. 294 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,771 Surely you've heard of it? 295 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,451 Non, Monsieur Raj. 296 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,201 You know my name! You must have! 297 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:24,928 How about commemorative postcards to send to yourfamily back in France? 298 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,327 - They're blank. - Yes, I know. 299 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:30,648 You can draw British landmarks on them with... 300 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,401 this set of colouring pens, priced just £4.99. 301 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,329 We'll just take this magazine. 302 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,566 (RAJ CHUCKLES) 303 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,400 Uh-huh. Now, Denise, before you leave, 304 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,330 you must try our traditional British delicacies. 305 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,965 These Twixes came in fresh this morning. 306 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Non, merci. 307 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,883 Le Munch De Monster, s'il vous plait. 308 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,809 Excellent choice, sefiorita. 309 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,005 - Bye, Raj. - (NORMAL VOICE) Bye. 310 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,884 (HIGH VOICE) Au revoir. 311 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,843 Ciao! 312 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:07,123 Peter. Perfect Peter. 313 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,606 Peter the poppet. 314 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,608 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper. 315 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,971 W-What exactly do you want? 316 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,241 Yeah, is Dennis ready for the semis? 317 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,124 - Well, he's... - Do you know, Peter, 318 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:22,290 every time I pop by and accidently peep through your windows, 319 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:26,689 I can't help thinking that this house could do with a woman's touch. 320 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,721 He's... 321 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,888 So I've bought you some scatter cushions. 322 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,251 And a couple of photo frames. 323 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:36,046 And, oh, look - who's this? 324 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,331 He's out. With that Lisa James girl from school. 325 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,010 I will find him. 326 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:45,601 Stay stro n g. 327 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,725 Miaow! 328 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,929 That was hilarious! 329 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,962 I know! So, when do we do it again? 330 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,001 How about never? 331 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,849 What about the shopping centre? 332 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,450 - Tons of people there. - No! 333 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,847 Lisa, where's Dennis? 334 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,245 The semifinals! 335 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,248 Er, Dennis? 336 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:17,729 He said to tell you, if I saw you, 337 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,762 like, um, I'm seeing you now, 338 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,882 to say that he... 339 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,763 will be home in five minutes. 340 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,360 Well, come on! 341 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,369 How can anyone run in these? 342 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,331 All right, speedy! 343 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,566 Where were you? 344 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,682 Doing weights. 345 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,325 Are you a fan of the rap music, Dennis? 346 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,600 Just say no. 347 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,329 (♪ DIZZEE RASCALI Holiday) 348 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,442 (SHE RAPS ALONG) 349 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,891 ♪ Come and see me... 350 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,411 ♪ See me 351 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,602 ♪ So easily, ooh... ♪ 352 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,369 Please, don't do that. 353 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,769 Eh-eh, eh-eh! 354 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,648 Ha-ha, look at him! 355 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,364 Oh, go back to Hogwarts. 356 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,928 Darv, is it weird wearing a patka on your head? 357 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,689 Nah, it's just a Sikh thing. 358 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,803 Yeah, I know, but you're the only boy at school who wears one. 359 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,080 It's no big deal. 360 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,885 And it would be boring if we were all the same, wouldn't it? 361 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,603 So, you're playing St Kenneth's. 362 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,770 Private school, state-of-the-art sports facilities, 363 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,962 and, let's face it, a better gene pool. 364 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,721 Now, on paper, things don't look very good... 365 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,530 and, looking at you now, it's a lot worse. 366 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,651 You're always out of breath, you've got chubby legs, 367 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,251 and most of you are still waiting for your growth spurt. 368 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,203 Sorry, son, it's been and gone. 369 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,680 Right, come on. Put your hands in the middle. 370 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,485 Now lift them up. 371 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,522 ALL: Whoosh. 372 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,688 That's supposed to help. I've got no idea how. 373 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,366 Come on, then. 374 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:12,482 Whoo! Come on, football! Oh! Oh! Oh! 375 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,721 - It's tails. - Yes! Won the toss. 376 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,161 Once again, the captain leads from the front. 377 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,646 Gareth, we were all talking about penalties... 378 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,682 I'm the captain, I'm taking them. 379 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,206 Change ends! 380 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,446 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 381 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,767 (PLAYERS SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT) 382 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,405 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 383 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,446 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 384 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,685 Dennis. 385 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,767 To me. 386 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,126 Good luck. 387 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,411 Come on, Gareth! 388 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,569 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 389 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,844 - (MOCK CHEERING AND LAUGHING) - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 390 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,120 Bad lucl<(!) 391 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,961 Strike it! 392 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,441 Yes! 393 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,006 What's happened? 394 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,610 We won. 395 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,449 - Really? - Yes. 396 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,766 Pretty good. 397 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,844 You should stick to quidditch! 398 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,643 (TV IS ON) 399 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,045 Dad! We won! 400 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,402 That's great. Well done. 401 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,331 So you didn't get a chance to put up the tree? 402 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,926 Oh. Sorry, son. 403 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,011 We're not doing Christmas this year. I just can't face it. 404 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,041 Dad, sometimes I think you choose to be miserable. 405 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,445 - Dennis! - He does! 406 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,609 It's like you made a rule - you can never forget about Mum. 407 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,449 Well, it's not that easy. 408 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,881 - You have to break the rules sometimes. - You can talk! 409 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,887 What? 410 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,207 He's got a picture of Mum under his mattress. 411 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,885 Bring it here now. 412 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,880 I thought I said no reminders of your mum in this house. 413 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,729 - But, Dad... - This is going in the bin, 414 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,046 where it belongs. 415 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,605 It's my only one. 416 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,121 I don't care. 417 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,046 I'm going out! 418 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,200 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 419 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,641 Dennis? 420 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,691 - Are you OK? - I want to wear the dress again. 421 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,121 What? Go back to Raj's? 422 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,085 No. I want to do something much bigger. Something crazy. 423 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,884 How crazy? 424 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,963 Really crazy. 425 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,286 (♪ BEYONCE FEAT. JAY Z: Crazy In Love) 426 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,004 ♪ Most incredibly 427 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,644 ♪ It's ya girl, Bee 428 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,081 ♪ It's ya boy, Young 429 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,726 ♪ You ready? 430 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,161 I?' Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no, no 431 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,328 ♪ (fir-oh, air-oh, air-oh, of? No, no 432 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,328 ♪ (fir-oh, air-oh, air-oh, of? No, no 433 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,364 ♪ (fir-oh, air-oh, air-oh, of? No, no 434 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,051 ♪ Yeah, history in the making 435 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,242 ♪ Part two, it's so crazy right now 436 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,408 ♪ I look and stare so deep in your eyes... ♪ 437 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,285 Who's this? 438 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,800 My French exchange student. 439 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,364 Bonjour. 440 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,731 R Yfiappeue 441 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,761 Denise. 442 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,041 She's from Paris. 443 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,004 I thought all the exchanges were from Marseille. 444 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:13,204 She's from Rue de Paris in Marseille. 445 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:17,131 Even if she is, nobody enters this school- 446 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:21,290 of which I am the secretary - without written permission. 447 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,527 Oh, I cleared it with the head. 448 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,245 Then let's go to the office and check. 449 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,884 Now. 450 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,766 Sure. No problem. 451 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,646 I mean, it will look like you're questioning his authority, 452 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,250 but you know best. 453 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,489 Lisa James, you can talk to me untilyou're blue in the face, 454 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,841 but none of that is going to change the fact 455 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,851 that I've just decided it's all fine. 456 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,962 Off to your lessons. 457 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,930 How long are you staying? 458 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,042 Cool bangle. Is it from France? 459 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,969 Is it hard having to speak French all day? 460 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,128 Mais... non. 461 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,049 Sit down, shut up. 462 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,610 You're new. 463 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,130 She's from France. 464 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,323 Oh, bonjour. 465 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,006 No, that's all I've got. 466 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,611 I'm Mr Norris. 467 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,165 I teach PE, 468 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,771 but they also make me take history. 469 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,370 You know much history? 470 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,209 Non. 471 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,208 Good. Then you'll fit right in. 472 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,847 Start of the First World War - 1914. 473 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:35,089 The Prime Minister 474 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,202 was Winston Churchill. 475 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,681 Gareth... 476 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,848 Gareth Small. 477 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,360 - Captain of the football team. - Bonjour, Gareth. 478 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,721 Je too enjoy le football. 479 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,491 So, do you score all the goals? 480 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,524 I can't lie, babes. Yes, I do. 481 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,244 Yeah, he does. What of it? 482 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,045 Because I heard it is a boy called... 483 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,127 Dennis. 484 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,481 Don't know who told you that. 485 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,726 Yeah, who told you that? 486 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,444 Everyone says it. 487 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:12,804 Yes, they say you are the one who miss all the penalties. 488 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,367 No, no, babes, I'm the star player. You must come and watch a game. 489 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,001 Don't come and watch a game. 490 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,041 Come on, Gareth! 491 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,649 Hey, Denise! 492 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,525 Denise! Hey, Denise! 493 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,207 - This is just the best. - I know. 494 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,845 - Dennis? - Shhh! 495 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,245 What on earth are you doing? 496 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,691 I'm just being someone else for the day. 497 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,449 - Are you nuts? - It's fun. 498 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,369 It's not going to be fun when everyone finds out. 499 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,926 - You'll never live this down. - Only you've recognised me. 500 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,201 So far! You've got to get changed. 501 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,244 Relax! I've got it all under control. 502 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,166 So, what's next? 503 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,405 Double French. 504 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,444 - What? I'm getting out of here. - Ooh! 505 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:19,961 B0njour! 506 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,287 ALL: Bonjour, Madame... 507 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:26,291 oiselle. Oiselle Windsor. 508 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,731 Asseyez-vo us. 509 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,120 Et vous, qui étes-vous? 510 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,600 Who are you? 511 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:42,208 This is Denise, she's my German pen pal, Miss. 512 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,200 I thought you said she was from France. 513 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,368 Good point. 514 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,765 Thank y0l1(!) 515 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,930 French pen pal. 516 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,371 Ah, soyez la bienvenue! 517 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,211 Mais quelgrand plaisir 518 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:05,325 de vous accueillir parmi nous dans notre humble classe! 519 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,362 (Test tout simplement merveilleux! 520 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,244 Ah, j'ai tellement de questions a VOUS poser. 521 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,681 De queue region de France venez-vous'? 522 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,087 Comment sont les écoles dans votre région? 523 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,602 Quel est votre passe-temps favori? Que font vos parents? 524 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,769 Et faites-nous part de vos premiéres impressions de I'Angleterre. 525 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,367 May I speak in English for one moment? 526 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,561 Yes, of course. 527 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:36,845 How can I put this, how you say, politely? 528 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,405 Poliment! Poliment! 529 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,881 Madame Windsor. 530 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,445 Moiselle. 531 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,371 I am very sorry, but I am not understanding 532 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,925 anything you are saying... 533 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,291 Uh! 534 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,971 Because of your very poor French accent. 535 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,809 (LAUGHTER) 536 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,489 Do you need a tissue? 537 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,842 I'll be fine. I've just got something in my eye. 538 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,407 I'll step outside for a minute. My eye. L'oreille! 539 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,886 (SHE WEEPS HYSTERICALLY) 540 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,082 (BELL RINGS) 541 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,485 What was all that about? 542 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,649 Miss Windsor's one of the nice ones and you totally humiliated her. 543 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,967 You could have told me you had double French today. 544 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,331 I forgot. Sorry. 545 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,966 - There's nothing I can do now. - Look out! 546 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,411 I don't know where he is. 547 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,646 He left the house this morning before me. 548 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,444 Bunking off, I presume. 549 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,370 That's not like Dennis. I'm worried about him. 550 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,482 I shall have to call your father. 551 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,727 Just let me have a quick look round first. 552 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,044 What do you think you're doing 553 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,162 coming over here, stealing nurboyfriends. 554 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,282 I am not liking le Gareth in that way. 555 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,845 You lying French tart! 556 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,368 Girls fight over me all the time. 557 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,687 ALL: Fight! Fight! Fight! 558 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,643 Fight! Fight! Fight! 559 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,728 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 560 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,842 Fight! Fight! Fight! 561 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,005 (KIDS GASP) 562 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,283 0h... my... days. 563 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,163 Dennis? 564 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,680 (ALL LAUGH) 565 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,846 (LAUGHTER ECHOES) 566 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,962 Silence! 567 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:02,730 You. 568 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,331 - The boy in the dress. - Sir, it's not his fault, I... 569 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,283 I said, "Silence"! 570 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,729 Would you care to explain yourself, boy? 571 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:26,891 Hmm? Why did you come to school today dressed in a... 572 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,881 dress? 573 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,481 Don't know, sir. 574 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,682 "Don't know, sir." 575 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,649 Dennis Sims, you are a disgrace. 576 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,923 But then what can we expect of a boy from a... 577 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,361 broken home? 578 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,680 - You are expelled! - (GASPS) 579 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:55,961 - But, sir... - There are no buts, boy! 580 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,731 But, Mr Hawthorn, you didn't expel Karl Bates 581 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,728 and he ate the school goldfish. 582 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,649 You are on a finalwarning, Lisa James. 583 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:08,001 Please, sir, I don't want to let my friends down. 584 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,810 It's the cup final on Saturday. 585 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,447 But, Dennis Sims, you will not play on Saturday... 586 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,289 or any other day. 587 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,361 You are no longer a pupil at this school. 588 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,920 Leave the premises at once. 589 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,449 "MR SXMS". Expelled? 590 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,448 For wearing a dress? 591 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:52,841 And a wig. 592 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,608 Oh, and some earrings. 593 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,768 I thought I brought you up to be men 594 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,246 and this is how you pay me back? 595 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,725 I've failed. 596 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,481 I'll never wear a dress, so you've only half failed? 597 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,163 Why? 598 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,202 I just want to know why. 599 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,401 I guess... 600 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,688 it made me happy. 601 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,804 Go to your room and do your homework. 602 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,922 I've been expelled. 603 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,804 - I haven't got any homework. - Then just go to your room. 604 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,570 You can check my cupboard, if you like. 605 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,126 Just jeans and hoodies and... 606 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,724 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 607 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,050 He can't talk to you now, Darvesh. 608 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,004 Please, can you tell Dennis he's still my friend? 609 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,441 Your son always stuck up for me and it's very important 610 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:01,371 he knows that, whatever's happened, he'll always be my friend. 611 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:07,526 (PHONE BUZZES) 612 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,484 Right, you're getting home-schooled from now on. 613 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,487 But it's Saturday. 614 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,002 I don't care. I've circled Deaf or No Deaf, That's your maths. 615 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,405 Pointless, general knowledge. 616 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,444 Antiques Roads/lam history, and I want them all watched 617 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,881 by the time I get back from the depot, thank you. 618 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,010 (TV ON QUIETLY) 619 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,962 Oh, no. 620 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,047 Peter! 621 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,402 Can we please talk about Dennis? 622 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,010 You've got between here and the lorry. 623 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,611 Dennis is... He's such a special boy. 624 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,450 I do hope you're not being too hard on him. 625 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,608 What if it was your son who went to school in a dress? 626 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,406 Oh, I don't think Darvesh would go to school in a dress. 627 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:25,081 - He'd probably wear a salwar kameez. - Yeah, all right, a salwar kameez! 628 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,770 Well, you know, I'd... 629 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,766 Well, I'd... 630 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,770 See! You wouldn't like it either. 631 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,723 Peter, please, listen! 632 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,047 No, you listen to me for once! 633 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,845 All right, these are my boys and I'll bring them up myway. 634 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,281 And I don't need your stupid scatter cushions 635 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,448 and I certainly don't need your advice. 636 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,086 But you love your son, whatever he does. 637 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,407 Don't you? 638 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,769 "ANNOUNCER". The Under-16s School Cup Final will kick off in 15 minutes. 639 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,325 (75 minutes tn kick-of)'. 640 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,922 If they're under 16, then I'm Angelina blooming jolie. 641 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,607 Mr Hawthorn, I need to talk to you about Dennis. 642 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,847 Lisa James, I am not interested in your pleading. 643 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:41,204 - But, sir... - One more word and I will expel you, too. 644 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,766 So, here we are. Cup Final day. 645 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,723 ALL: Yes! 646 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,845 All right. I want you all to remember what got you here. 647 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,122 Luck... 648 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,130 and a lad in a frock who got kicked out. 649 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:05,688 Now, the other lot, they've won the Cup the last three years 650 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,609 and I'm going to be honest... 651 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,485 they play dilTY- 652 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,570 They'll hack you down... 653 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,611 they'll elbow you in the face. 654 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,762 I'm just glad it's you and not me out there. 655 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,568 But remember one thing - 656 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:28,127 win or lose, you made it to a Cup Final, 657 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,640 which looks great on my CV. 658 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,489 Now get out there. 659 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,000 TV: With their main weapons knocked out of commission, 660 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,805 the platoon now faced a far superior enemy force. 661 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,844 The odds seemed insurmountable. 662 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,090 Hiya, gang! 663 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,327 Got some bad news for you. 664 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,170 The referee has sprained his ankle. 665 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,521 Now, the stand-in referee's cat's died 666 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,449 and he's very upset. Sad face. 667 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,644 But the good news is, you've got me! Yay! Happy face! 668 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,401 Now, I don't know if you know me. I actually teach drama. 669 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,603 To be honest with you, I don't know a huge amount about football, 670 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:21,168 but I've seen a couple of games on TV, and how hard can it be? 671 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,443 Right. Heads or tails? 672 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,448 Heads. 673 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,721 Oh, heads it is! 674 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,923 Elm Forest to serve! (BLOWS WHISTLE) 675 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,327 Oh, exciting! 676 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,806 Come on! Whoo-hoo! 677 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,360 (GROANS) 678 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,606 (SIGHS) 679 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,168 We've got no chance without Dennis. 680 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,043 Shut up. We don't need him. 681 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,688 "W". With no protection offered by the inexperienced commander, 682 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:13,441 the platoon was quickly crushed by the superior firepower 683 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,562 of a German panzer division. 684 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,968 (CRUNCH!) 685 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,288 Red card! 686 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,164 Now, that wasn't nice, was it? 687 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,725 Say sorry. 688 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,761 50f“!- 689 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,086 Good boy. Now... 690 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,964 (INHALES) ...deep breath. 691 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,729 Let out the anger. 692 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,565 Oh. 693 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,124 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 694 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,483 It's a massacre. You're the captain, do something. 695 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:10,805 You're right. 696 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,561 Sir... 697 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,524 You boys are bringing shame on us all. 698 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,006 We need Dennis. He's our best player. 699 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,805 I will not have that cross-dressing miscreant representing 700 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,490 - my school. - But we need Mm'.! 701 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:27,366 Get back out there and play, Gareth Small. 702 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:35,091 TV: Without reinforcements, defeat was imminent. 703 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,730 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 704 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,401 And that's the game. Well done, gang. 705 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,761 It's half-time! 706 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,770 Sorry. My mistake. Interval! 707 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,882 The score is four points to nil. 708 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,410 The troops were on the verge of surrender, 709 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,010 - but, at the last minute... - (PHONE BUZZES) 710 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,010 a message arrived from the high command. 711 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,285 (SIGHS) 712 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,283 Going to miss the Bake Offat this rate. 713 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,370 (WIND WHISTLES) 714 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,771 (♪ QUEEN: I Want To Break Free) 715 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:43,686 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 716 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,603 Uh! 717 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,449 Darvesh, you look gorgeous! 718 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,402 ♪ I want to break free... ♪ 719 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,569 Dennis! Come on, Dennis! 720 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,487 ♪ ...1 want tn break free from your lies... ♪ 721 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,965 Go get them, girls! 722 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,481 Small! Get over here! 723 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,803 What on earth do you think you're doing, boy? 724 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,525 Sir, you expelled Dennis for wearing a dress, 725 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,324 but you can't expel us all. 726 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,367 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) - ♪ ...1'l/e fallen in lave 727 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,729 ♪ I've fallen in love for the first time 728 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:44,926 ♪ And this time I know it's for real 729 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:49,010 ♪ I've fallen in love, yeah 730 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,042 ♪ God knows 731 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,641 ♪ God knows I've fallen in love... ♪ 732 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,569 Are they wearing dresses? 733 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,810 ♪ ...1 ran Tget aver the way you In ye me like you do 734 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,081 ♪ But I have to be sure... ♪ 735 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,930 - (Look after these. - ♪ When I wad')? Out that door 736 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,931 ♪ Oh, howl want to be free, baby 737 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,567 I?' Oh, howl want to be free 738 00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:26,726 ♪ 0h, howl' want to break free“. ♪ 739 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,524 Peter! Peter! 740 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,881 " UN _ RSNEQL." 741 00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,729 Oh, Peter! 742 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,410 - I've been thinking about... - You have to come... 743 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,680 - I've been thinking about... - You have to... 744 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,927 I have been thinking about what you said. 745 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,849 You have to come with me. 746 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,370 - What, now? - Yes, now! 747 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,528 Something wondelful's happened. 748 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,210 Come on, john! 749 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,843 Oh, here we go again. 750 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:32,411 Peter, just look at your beautiful son. 751 00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,283 Look at what he can do. 752 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,408 ♪ ...But life still goes on... ♪ 753 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,521 Go on! 754 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,087 ♪ ...1 ran 't get used tn living without Living without living witimutynu 755 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,283 - ♪ By my side... ♪ - (CHEERING) 756 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:54,120 - (♪ m)' don't want to Jive aione.“ ♪ - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 757 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,525 4-4. 758 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,085 Oh, the drama! 759 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,406 ♪ ...God knows 760 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,531 ♪ Got to make it on my own 761 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,523 ♪ 50, baby, can't you see? 762 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,890 ♪ I've got to break free... ♪ 763 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,321 Come on, Dennis. Score one for me! 764 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,169 - (THUD) - (CROWD GROANS) 765 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,646 Penalty! Penalty. 766 00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,604 (VOICES ECHO) Come on, Dennis. 767 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:28,723 - Come on, you can do it. - Come on, Dennis. 768 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,809 - Hey. - Dad, you came! 769 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,325 Go get 'em, son. 770 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,126 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) - Yes! 771 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,889 Good luck, Gareth. 772 00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:48,208 It's yours, mate... if you're up to it. 773 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,010 - (CHEERING) - ♪ m)' want to break free“. ♪ 774 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,005 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 775 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,883 Oh, my word, it's Elm Forest! 776 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,645 Did we win? 777 00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,769 We won?! 778 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:03,600 Yes! Yes! I knew it! 779 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,961 I knew you could do it! Yeah! 780 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,767 Somebody should sign that lad. 781 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,845 (LAUGHS) 782 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,409 This is my son. 783 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,487 This is my boy. 784 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:30,241 That's my brother... that is. 785 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,089 And I love him... 786 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,491 more than I can ever say. 787 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,441 How did you get to be so good, son? 788 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,608 How did you get so ruddy good? 789 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,884 How beautiful. 790 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:54,285 Not you, boy. You're not an Elm Forest pupil. 791 00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,367 But X thought... 792 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,004 Well, you thought wrong. 793 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,361 Now, get off the pitch this instant. 794 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:03,564 Hey, you wouldn't have that cup if it wasn't for my Dennis. 795 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:09,683 Your son came to schoolwearing a dress. 796 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,528 He is an appalling specimen. 797 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,123 I couldn't be prouder of him. 798 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:27,810 We all are. 799 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,886 Come on, love, let's go home. 800 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,169 Have you found a new school yet? 801 00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,406 Not yet. 802 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,011 I'm going to miss you. 803 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,088 I'm going to miss you, too. 804 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:08,287 Come on, the new Vnguekout today. I'll buy you one as a present. 805 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:15,170 A-ha, my favourite customers! 806 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,726 A very merry Christmas to you both. 807 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,285 BOTH: Merry Christmas, Raj. 808 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:24,770 Dennis, I am so sorry to hear about your expulsion. 809 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:25,926 Thanks. 810 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,804 What is so wrong with wearing a dress, huh? 811 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,446 I often like to dress entirely in red Lycra 812 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,005 and pretend I am on Strictly! 813 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:37,602 (HE HUMS THEME TUNE) 814 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,165 It's no biggie! 815 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:43,091 Now, if only there was a way to reason with your headmaster. 816 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,610 I've tried everything. 817 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:47,530 Hmm. You could talk to his sister. 818 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:48,925 His sister? 819 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,564 Yes. 820 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:54,491 She comes here first thing every Sunday morning to buy her newspaper. 821 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,682 You could ask her to speak to him. 822 00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:59,326 Well, I guess it's worth a try. 823 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:05,129 Now, would you like to buy some of my special ice-cream soup? 824 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,083 What's ice-cream soup? 825 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:11,170 Something I invented while waiting for the freezer repair man to come. 826 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,090 It also has oven chips and fish fingers in it. 827 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:15,770 (SMACKS HIS LIPS) 828 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,209 (RAJ MUTTERS TO HIMSELF) 829 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:34,482 This is silly. Who needs to go to the shops this early? 830 00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,121 Think that's her? 831 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:46,721 She could be his sister. She's very ta“. 832 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,606 And she's got enormous feet. 833 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,488 You don't think? 834 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,562 Mr Hawthorn! 835 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,885 Do you mean my brother? 836 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,845 Er, he's at home dining on toast and eggs this fine morning. 837 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,447 It isyou! 838 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,529 Children, my name is Harriet Hawthorn! 839 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,005 Pleased to make your acquaintance. 840 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,166 We know it's you. 841 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:18,044 Oh, all right. I'm Mr Hawthorn. What of it? 842 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:21,084 Well, you're in... You're in a dress. 843 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,131 How dare you?! This is a blouse and skirt ensemble. 844 00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,208 All right, a blouse and skirt! 845 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:31,165 Listen, being a headmaster is an extremely stressfuljob. 846 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:35,842 If I want to relax in my time off wearing clothes I find... comfoltable, 847 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,041 well, that's my business. 848 00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,765 [was comfortable in a dress untilynuexpelled me. 849 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,690 Yes, but you were breaking a school rule. It's completely different. 850 00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:46,964 Oh, yeah, I bet all the kids at school will see it the same way... 851 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,889 when we tell them. 852 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,084 Are you trying to blackmail me? 853 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,281 No. 854 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,164 ' ET, yes! ' 5°"Y, yes. 855 00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,690 What do you want? 856 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,046 Dennis Sims, what do you think you're doing here? 857 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:20,651 Look at this. It's a monstrosity. 858 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:24,969 It's still school uniform. I just gave it a little re-edit. 859 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,766 In all my years, I've never seen anything quite... 860 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:32,850 So very creative. Please. 861 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:41,766 What? 862 00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,127 That's a very pretty frock you're wearing today, Miss Price. 863 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,571 Oh... 864 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:54,166 Thank you. 865 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,962 It's, er, just from the shop on the high street. 866 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,001 Hmm. 867 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:07,081 Do they stock it for the... 868 00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:10,682 larger lady? 869 00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,008 - You're back? - Yeah. 870 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,326 What about Hawthorn? 871 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,011 He, um... came round to my way of thinking. 872 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,164 I'll see you later. 873 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,044 Oh, right, good luck. 874 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,611 - Miss? - Oh. 875 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,449 Oh, you're back. 876 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:36,926 I'm sorry I said you had a bad French accent. 877 00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,884 You've actually got the best French accent out there, 878 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,763 and that includes all the ones in France. 879 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:46,044 Oh, do you really think so? Merci beaucoup, Dennis. 880 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:49,084 I must say, you pulled off that dress rather well. 881 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,646 - Trés é la mode. - Thanks, Miss. 882 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:55,605 I've, er... I've written a play for the spring term 883 00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,211 and there's a perfect part for you in it. 884 00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:01,369 It's naked joan Of Arc. Can you guess who X want you to may? 885 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,606 Joan? 886 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,166 Correctement! Yes! 887 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,441 You see, she was a girl that wore boys' clothes. 888 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,689 So you would be a boy dressed as a girl dressed as a boy. 889 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,087 That would really make people think, wouldn't it? 890 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,531 I suppose... 891 00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,325 Trés bien. It's all in French, by the way. 892 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,646 Hey. 893 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,289 This is yours. 894 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,725 I'm sorry. 895 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,284 I miss her, too. 896 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,127 John, you're not going to eat all that, yeah? 897 00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,366 Why not? 898 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,404 Well, because we've got guests coming for our little Christmas party. 899 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:59,967 - Who? - Just some friends and, er... 900 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,525 a lady friend. 901 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,722 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 902 01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,523 BOTH: Happy Christmas! 903 01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,881 Happy Christmas to you, too. 904 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,929 Aren't you going to ask us in, then? 905 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:20,169 Oh, of course, come in, come in, come on. In you go, through there. 906 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:21,645 - Hi, Darvesh. - All right? 907 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:26,685 Peter! You bad, bad boy! 908 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:27,721 Eh? 909 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,931 ALL: Ooooh! 910 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,007 Come on! 911 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,887 - Wow! - Perfect, Peter. 912 01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,969 - Yeah, don't start that. - Peter, OK. I'm starving. 913 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,162 - Got any mince pies? - Put that down! 914 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,082 I'm Dennis. 915 01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,088 I live in an ordinary house, 916 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:00,929 in an ordinary street, 917 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,564 in an ordinary town. 918 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:05,764 I feel different. 919 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,565 But then... doesn't everyone? 920 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,051 (BELL RINGS) 921 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,764 Merry Christmas! 65291

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